Speaker 1: And you have cats walking in front of your screen
Speaker 1: and dogs, where are you living in Nazi Germany? Putts
Speaker 1: and the cattle. Tell the kids to be quiet and
Speaker 1: make some butter popcorn at home. And another pro the popcorn.
Speaker 1: He just made a good point. It's hard for people
Speaker 1: to make it at home because you're making it wrong.
Speaker 1: You need to make it with coconut oil and salt
Speaker 1: in the oil when the popcorns pop. You'd be surprised
Speaker 1: to hear this, but the best tasting popcorn actually doesn't
Speaker 1: have real butter. It's a mixture. That's what I would do.
Speaker 1: And the food. The food's expensive. For pizza thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: You can make a pizza at home with what you like.
Speaker 1: Not a fifteen year old as his life making your
Speaker 1: pizza was washing his hands. I am a germapholl, so
Speaker 1: working at a theater was tough for me.
Speaker 2: Tweet.
Speaker 1: I love the theater industry. The theaters only make a
Speaker 1: dollar a ticket anyways, so you're better off being at home.
Speaker 1: You can watch it in three months. And if people say, oh,
Speaker 1: they want to see previews, even previews on Reddit, TikTok,
Speaker 1: Facebook six months before they even release them. In the
Speaker 1: theaters because everyone's leaking stuff.
Speaker 2: So he's right, and he's right.
Speaker 1: I saved, stay home, save your money. You can have
Speaker 1: thirty people in your house and you can drink.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what came with you. Seriously, if you
Speaker 2: worked that hard at your regular job, TJ, you would
Speaker 2: be a millionaire.
Speaker 1: Hey, I do.
Speaker 3: Now, he said, I got the receivers. DJ.
Speaker 2: You're awesome man. We love you. We love you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Have a good weekend. TJ was one of our best ones.
Speaker 4: You guys came with notes.
Speaker 2: Thank Paul, Thank you TJ. That was awesome. All Right,
Speaker 2: we'll do if you got any ideas for another pro
Speaker 2: and con. We were always open ideas. Pro this, pro that,
Speaker 2: pro whatever, pro pro back of the plane, pro front
Speaker 2: of the plane, pro aisle, pro window. Maybe we do
Speaker 2: pro ile and pro window. Write it down, Jenny, Oh, I.
Speaker 5: Do like that one, Dave. I just have a quick
Speaker 5: question though. You said that you were fully on Paul's
Speaker 5: side there because you love to go to the movie theater.
Speaker 5: But did TJ kind of convince you a little bit
Speaker 5: the other way?
Speaker 2: He I don't say he would convince me, but I
Speaker 2: respect his opinion. I mean, he's definitely got some good points.
Speaker 2: I just a theater is an outing, and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's good to go. You know, what'd you do this weekend?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna bring up that you sat home and
Speaker 2: watched a Netflix movie or you're gonna say, yeah, I
Speaker 2: went to Eden Prairie Theater. We watched that new movie
Speaker 2: and then in Imax and head it was great. So
Speaker 2: one is an outing, and I love going on an outing.
Speaker 2: You know me, I love an outing.
Speaker 5: You did outing, especially an outing that doesn't involve you
Speaker 5: having to talk to anyone else, like you can just
Speaker 5: be in the movie theater by yourself and watch a movie.
Speaker 2: Very true. All Right, we're gonna do get Conan Graat
Speaker 2: tickets for you. We're gonna do those coming up in
Speaker 2: a second, but right now, let's do Jenny, you've been
Speaker 2: on Reddit. On Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5: All right, we're gonna talk about skills that only take
Speaker 5: a couple of weeks to learn, but it could genuinely
Speaker 5: like change your life somehow. Okay, so take notes if
Speaker 5: you're like looking for some life changing skills. The first
Speaker 5: one might not change your life, but it could help
Speaker 5: save someone else, which is first aid. Like imagine being
Speaker 5: the person who knows how to do CPR. I mean,
Speaker 5: I took a babysitting class when I was like nine.
Speaker 5: I don't remember anything from it.
Speaker 6: The only thing I remember from that class is how
Speaker 6: to give a baby CPR?
Speaker 5: See and I don't remember that.
Speaker 4: But your whole mouth over their mouth and their nose?
Speaker 5: What is the dave? What is the pushing on the
Speaker 5: chest song? Staying a lot?
Speaker 4: Staying a lot?
Speaker 5: And then didn't they say baby sharks the new one too?
Speaker 3: Baby baby?
Speaker 6: That is hard to do. We had to take a
Speaker 6: CPR class, like at my last job.
Speaker 5: Very difficult, all right, skills that only take a couple
Speaker 5: of weeks to learn, but they could be life changing
Speaker 5: if you work at a large company, learn everything about
Speaker 5: Excel or some sort of data data visualization Jesus software.
Speaker 5: People will think you are a genius and honestly, your
Speaker 5: life will be much easier if you do know the
Speaker 5: ins and outs and the shortcuts of Excel, if that's
Speaker 5: something that you have to work with every day. Another
Speaker 5: one is budgeting. Make sure you know where your hard
Speaker 5: earned cash really goes to. I think there's someone on
Speaker 5: the show we're trying to get to be better at budgeting.
Speaker 3: Who likes to bush.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about life skills that will change your life,
Speaker 5: And I said budgeting, which Vaunt is working on.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: Someone else said, you could become decently skilled at cooking
Speaker 5: in just a month if you tunnel focus on it,
Speaker 5: and then from there you can take control of like
Speaker 5: a lot of other things. They claim because you're good
Speaker 5: at cooking. I don't really know where they get that information,
Speaker 5: but there you go. Another one is if you can
Speaker 5: learn to type properly in just a few weeks, that
Speaker 5: really will help you find a lot of different jobs,
Speaker 5: because think of how many jobs out there. I mean,
Speaker 5: I think that that's a skill that we all get
Speaker 5: taught in school.
Speaker 4: Now, you know, I think you get taught Voon. Did
Speaker 4: you take typing class?
Speaker 7: Yo?
Speaker 3: I am a beast at typing. Shout out mister Jones,
Speaker 3: my ninth grade typing teacher. Yeah he's just an older guy.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you did have to take a class and
Speaker 5: we had to take a type Are you using the
Speaker 5: typewriter back.
Speaker 2: Then or literally used a typewriter? Yes, And that the
Speaker 2: kids that got to the class first would get the
Speaker 2: electric typewriters with an electric return. And he got there
Speaker 2: late like your boy Dave, you had the manual return.
Speaker 2: You had to lift your left hand up and go
Speaker 2: zoop back over right side.
Speaker 3: My teacher, my typing teacher, didn't. He said to me.
Speaker 3: He was like, you are just way too fast for
Speaker 3: me because I was just type type type away faster
Speaker 3: than him.
Speaker 4: Wonderful they still have typing class.
Speaker 3: Go on, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Okay, I might call it keyboarding, but sure someone.
Speaker 5: Said learning piano chords in case you ever end up
Speaker 5: in an old booby trapped cave and you need to
Speaker 5: play a bone organ to escape. That's quite extreme. But
Speaker 5: one thing I will say is I started taking piano lessons.
Speaker 5: My mom got me into them when I was probably
Speaker 5: like seven or eight. And I remember music class being
Speaker 5: pretty hard for me until I started taking piano lessons
Speaker 5: and then I just learned chords and how to read
Speaker 5: music and all of that stuff. But music was really
Speaker 5: hard because they don't really teach.
Speaker 4: You that stuff in music class. Ye, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean kill a triangle though, bing I'm off the beat?
Speaker 5: Am I supposed to be on the twos and fours
Speaker 5: or ones and threes? So it's seven seven seven, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, all right, one last thing. These are life
Speaker 5: skills that can change your life pretty drastically that you
Speaker 5: can learn within a couple of weeks, and it's working out.
Speaker 5: It really is like pretty easy to learn how to
Speaker 5: like do the right working out. I think a lot
Speaker 5: of people just like hop on a treadmill or hop
Speaker 5: on an elliptical and think that that's working out. But
Speaker 5: in reality, Dave knows this. He works out at SNAP.
Speaker 5: Strength training is like what you really need to incorporate
Speaker 5: into your life, and that can change your life because
Speaker 5: then you can grow older and not be sore by
Speaker 5: the time you're fifty, just from walking up and downstairs.
Speaker 5: So it really can change your life by learning.
Speaker 2: How it's really we are moving and it's coming so
Speaker 2: handy lifting heavy things. Like there's a safe, a literal
Speaker 2: safe that was in our basement and it's been in
Speaker 2: the basement for years and I said, okay, well I
Speaker 2: got to move it, and I lifted it out, I
Speaker 2: carried out the stairs and Susan's like, you carried that.
Speaker 2: I thought we'd have to have the movers do that,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yeah, you know, working out a lot
Speaker 2: over it Snap. Another moving story, I told it this
Speaker 2: last week was there was a couple of guys came
Speaker 2: over to get a couch that we put on Marketplace,
Speaker 2: and a couple of guys, one was twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: and one was about twenty. The twenty year old was
Speaker 2: really struggling with his end of the couch. I said,
Speaker 2: I got this going to step in yep, and I
Speaker 2: to handle it no problem because Snap Fitness shout out,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I was at a girlfriend's birthday party this past summer
Speaker 5: and as a joke, some of her friends gave her
Speaker 5: like two pounds and five pound weights because she practically
Speaker 5: broke her wrist from like she never works out. She's
Speaker 5: one of those naturally beautiful skinny women I know, and
Speaker 5: so she almost broke her wrist from just like helping
Speaker 5: lift something that shouldn't have done anything to her. So
Speaker 5: they're like, you need to like lift some weights, lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with your legs, by the way, with your back,
Speaker 2: practice your squats. Good to squat, keep your chest up,
Speaker 2: keep your chest up. Squat, keep your chest up.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'll squat better if you just yell squat
Speaker 6: at me.
Speaker 4: Okay, got it.
Speaker 2: Squat Bailey, squat Okay, lower Bailey Lower can't. Let's give
Speaker 2: away Conan Gray tickets shows coming to Target Center coming
Speaker 2: up February nineteenth. If you want to go see Cony
Speaker 2: and Gray, we'd love to get you there. If you
Speaker 2: don't know who Cony Gray is, that's okay, kind of
Speaker 2: a new newer artist but big enough to sell out
Speaker 2: to play Target Center. Play a little clip there, Go ahead,
Speaker 2: if you want to go, just grab your phone and
Speaker 2: we'll take a random number caller at six five one
Speaker 2: nine eight nine k d w B and randomly but
Speaker 2: to spin the wheel of songs. Here, spin the wheel
Speaker 2: of songs and see whatever comes up. Let's play. Do
Speaker 2: we have time to play a song?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 5: Here it is man, I need it. Dave Olivia, Dean.
Speaker 2: Dave Ryan Show on one on one point three kd WBH.
Speaker 2: We all have a friend that believes something dumb, whether
Speaker 2: it's Kim Trail's or some weird nine to eleven conspiracy
Speaker 2: or whatever I was talking. You know Carson, my boy,
Speaker 2: he's in Hollywood right now. He just got another manager job,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you about that another time. But he
Speaker 2: was home a couple of weeks ago and he had
Speaker 2: a leftover burger from Hell's kitchen and he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna warm up that burger. I'm like, oh, okay, but
Speaker 2: turns the oven on and I'm like not in the microwaves,
Speaker 2: Like oh no, microwaves have radiation. They can kill you.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, boy, here we go. So it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: use all the electricity to warm the oven up and whatever.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I didn't try to convince him, Just
Speaker 2: let him have his dumb belief that microwave ovens, you know,
Speaker 2: have radiation and it can kill you. I don't think
Speaker 2: that's true, or we would have heard about it by now.
Speaker 2: What dumb belief does your friend have? Send me a
Speaker 2: text or use the talkback because we'd love to hear
Speaker 2: your voice. Just open up the talkback feature in the
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app the red microphone, or send me a text
Speaker 2: and be like, my dad believes that there is a
Speaker 2: bigfoot in a Noka, Minnesota because he's seen it himself.
Speaker 2: Whatever Bailey is seeing a unicorn, that's rare, Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 2: What dumb belief does your friend have? Let us know?
Speaker 2: Text us katiewb one or use the talkback feature and
Speaker 2: we'll play when we come back. Ah. We love our friends,
Speaker 2: we love our relatives, but sometimes we're like, what did
Speaker 2: you say? Uh? What does your friend believe? Your friend believe?
Speaker 2: That's dumb that that you're like, Okay. For example, Carson
Speaker 2: believes that microwaves will kill you because of the radiation.
Speaker 2: We'll go into your food, and radiation, as we all know,
Speaker 2: causes cancer. A text message says radiation or microwaves actually
Speaker 2: do have radiation, yes, but it's a different kind of
Speaker 2: radiation than X rays, for example, and a much lower frequency,
Speaker 2: so it's safe for your home. But it does say
Speaker 2: don't put your face up to the microwave to look
Speaker 2: at your pot pie in there, because it's just safer
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 2: Right, here's one. My dad has become a conspiracy theorist,
Speaker 2: and his latest added belief is there are children chopped
Speaker 2: up children in fast food in fast food, jumped up
Speaker 2: children in fast food.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, No.
Speaker 2: Another one. Let's see, my dad believes in dog Man.
Speaker 2: A dog man creature is a popular North American cryptid.
Speaker 2: Most famous is the Michigan dog Man, a wolf headed
Speaker 2: humanoid with a human torso seven feet ten.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you guys have any does daily.
Speaker 4: How do you guys, Well, I like this text that
Speaker 4: we just got in.
Speaker 6: This is one of the wildest things I've ever heard
Speaker 6: in my thirty nine years of life. My best friend
Speaker 6: came home from her trip to Vietnam and she was
Speaker 6: showing her niece who's thirteen photos of her trip, and
Speaker 6: her niece was giving her the most bewildered face and
Speaker 6: then said, isn't Vietnam black and white?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: She literally thought an entire country was black and white
Speaker 6: because of the old black and white movies she saw.
Speaker 3: Not gonna lie, I asked my fourth grade teacher once.
Speaker 3: I said, well, what was it like when the world
Speaker 3: turned color?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Did you just wake up one day?
Speaker 8: You did?
Speaker 3: Not that stupid, I asked mister Coleman, my fourth grade teacher,
Speaker 3: because he was like, yeah, things used to be in
Speaker 3: black and white, like on TV shows and movies. I
Speaker 3: thought the world was like that, and he looked at
Speaker 3: me like I was an idiot, because I was, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 6: I am the friend who believes something stupid because you
Speaker 6: guys make fun of me all the time. But I did,
Speaker 6: with my bare naked eyes see a unicorn in Wisconsin
Speaker 6: when I was fifteen and then again when I was twenty.
Speaker 6: I've seen two of them in Wisconsin, and I think
Speaker 6: you have to be a little bit one with the Lord,
Speaker 6: a little bit one with the magic of the universe
Speaker 6: in order to have a unicorn revealed to you. And Hi,
Speaker 6: and no, that's a big parton none of you have
Speaker 6: that magic within you, and I do.
Speaker 4: So I've seen a unicorn. I stand ten toes down.
Speaker 3: I believe in that.
Speaker 6: Belief thinks, Okay, enough enough, I will continue talking now.
Speaker 3: I believe that Stevie Wonder isn't really blind.
Speaker 2: Which is funny because I know you maybe ten percent
Speaker 2: really believe that, which is kind of funny. Somebody said
Speaker 2: birds are spying. Birds are not real, and I think
Speaker 2: it was one of Bailey. You said your friends birds
Speaker 2: are not real.
Speaker 4: I have a friend I don't.
Speaker 6: Also, I'm not sure if she thinks that it's like
Speaker 6: kind of a joke, like a bit, but she'll say
Speaker 6: it a lot, so I think that there's a little
Speaker 6: truth to it. But she says that birds are like
Speaker 6: government agents, they're little like robots. Because she said, have
Speaker 6: you ever seen especially pigeons, She's like, have you ever
Speaker 6: seen a baby pigeon. No, you haven't seen a baby
Speaker 6: pigeon because they're robots.
Speaker 4: Birds aren't real.
Speaker 3: We have a ton of talkbacks of people and the
Speaker 3: things that they either they or their dumb friends believe.
Speaker 2: Good morning guys, John.
Speaker 7: I had a friend that was so did see she
Speaker 7: thought stop signs with the white line around it were optional. Yeah,
Speaker 7: until getting pulled over and telling the cop that he
Speaker 7: thought he thought that she was lying, but truly thought
Speaker 7: a white line around a step side meant it's optional
Speaker 7: to stop.
Speaker 2: I've heard people with that believe that's funny. All right,
Speaker 2: here's another talkback.
Speaker 9: So you know how sometimes when you're cleaning the car,
Speaker 9: you find loose change, a few pennies, you know, maybe nickel,
Speaker 9: and you just want to get rid of it, so
Speaker 9: you throw it away. Well, my husband believes that if
Speaker 9: you throw away any penny or nickel or anything, that
Speaker 9: you will be telling the universe that you don't appreciate money,
Speaker 9: and therefore it will make you less money in the
Speaker 9: future because you threw away a penny.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, yea with money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't disagree. I don't disagree with like that specifically,
Speaker 2: but I pick up every penny when when they moved
Speaker 2: their moving the offices and the remember the old arcade
Speaker 2: machine that sat in the kitchen, you guys, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they moved it and there was a penny behind it
Speaker 2: that had probably been there for years. Your boy Dave
Speaker 2: Ryan picked up that penny because I said, I am
Speaker 2: now a penny richer than I was this morning when
Speaker 2: I woke up. It's a penny, but it's a symbolic
Speaker 2: of like, appreciate things and don't just look at it.
Speaker 2: Like I remember Steve Lettart loved that kid, but he
Speaker 2: had a handful of pennies in his hand, like he
Speaker 2: fished them out of his pocket and he threw him
Speaker 2: in the trash. No, and I'm like, it was like
Speaker 2: twenty five pennies. He's like, nobody wants a penny. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, take that.
Speaker 3: Take that.
Speaker 2: It's free money, all right. Here's another one. In twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: my dad, this is a text message. In twenty twenty,
Speaker 2: my dad watched a YouTube video. Then he believed that
Speaker 2: five G phone service caused COVID. He claimed it caused
Speaker 2: your blood cells to stop spinning. Then you slowly get COVID.
Speaker 2: My jaw just dropped from the stupidity, it says brit
Speaker 2: That was a theory back then. It was a very
Speaker 2: short lived theory that five g sells phone towers caused COVID.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bomberously not true.
Speaker 4: This Texas.
Speaker 6: My friend thought Hawaii could sink because it is just floating.
Speaker 3: Okay, talk is hilarious. What a dumb thing that you
Speaker 3: were somebody that you believed as a kid, that as
Speaker 3: the kid, just did you believe?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Eta again from Wisconsin over here. In first grade,
Speaker 10: I was completely convinced that I saw Leprechaun on the
Speaker 10: school playground, followed him all over the school playground, looking
Speaker 10: through fences and stuff. Second grade, I went to a
Speaker 10: new school and told them all about this Lepercaun that
Speaker 10: I was absolutely convinced that I saw. I'm sure they
Speaker 10: thought I was completely nuts.
Speaker 4: I believe you. You saw it, you followed it.
Speaker 3: Some fools that get high together. No, that's real life.
Speaker 6: I always I always think that, you know, like in
Speaker 6: movies when someone time travels or whatever, and they'll come
Speaker 6: up to someone and they'll be like, you don't understand
Speaker 6: I'm from the future, and the person is like.
Speaker 4: No, you're you're crazy. We're gonna have to put you
Speaker 4: away because you're crazy.
Speaker 6: I always think if someone came up to me and
Speaker 6: they were like, Bailey, I'm from the future, I would
Speaker 6: be like, tell me more, tell me more about the future.
Speaker 5: I'd be scared.
Speaker 4: I would be scared, but I would believe them. Probably.
Speaker 4: You never know. You gotta believe people, y'all.
Speaker 2: You gotta believe everything everybody says. I told you, Oh,
Speaker 2: I told you that kem trails are real. It's the
Speaker 2: government trying to poison us. And when you see your
Speaker 2: an airplane flying through the sky and there's a trail
Speaker 2: behind it they're spraying chemicals.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a negative belief.
Speaker 2: There are people who actually there are people who actually
Speaker 2: believe that it is just Okay, we had to take
Speaker 2: a break. We'll come back in a second with you
Speaker 2: can't make this stuff up? On KATWB, what is a
Speaker 2: phrase that people use these days that irritates you? For example,
Speaker 2: my truth? Or I did a thing and we got
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of these phrases coming up next on KTWB. Hey,
Speaker 2: we were doing this a minute ago and it was
Speaker 2: kind of fine. It was like, what is the dumb
Speaker 2: belief that your friend has and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: are you're Siria. We had a couple of more talkbacks
Speaker 2: that we wanted to play back. Here we go, Hi, everybody.
Speaker 11: I was a full grown adult. I told my young
Speaker 11: daughter that whala corns weren't real. She came home from
Speaker 11: school and told me they are real. They're a nor wall.
Speaker 11: I felt so stupid. I googled it and she was correct.
Speaker 4: I have a great day, by what corn?
Speaker 3: Because a narwall is looks like a whale with a
Speaker 3: hold horn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, walls are real. Yeah, you didn't know nar
Speaker 4: walls were real? Today? If wall is real, a unicorn
Speaker 4: is real.
Speaker 5: It literally looks like a unicorn whale and has a horn.
Speaker 4: It's a huge horn too.
Speaker 5: But I thought it was just in story books or
Speaker 5: something was real.
Speaker 2: All right, another talkback.
Speaker 12: So my mom is absolutely obsessed with UFOs or aliens.
Speaker 12: She was over the other day and she was looking
Speaker 12: out the window and there was this light, you ball,
Speaker 12: whatever whatever it was, and she was talking to it,
Speaker 12: telling you to come here, come here. And my two
Speaker 12: year old son, Now, my son looks out a blank
Speaker 12: window and we'll say hi, and it creeps me out.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 8: Another one, my conspiracy is that plastic straws are the
Speaker 8: worst thing in the ocean right now, that are killing
Speaker 8: all the animals and stuff like that. I think it's
Speaker 8: another scam for to get people to buy reusable straws.
Speaker 8: From lots of research and documentaries, I've seen that netting
Speaker 8: by the fishermen is actually the worst thing for our
Speaker 8: oceans and for our animals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true because nets get lost and nets get
Speaker 2: like you know, I mean, all the nets they used,
Speaker 2: they get lost and then fish get tangled in them,
Speaker 2: because that's what they are. I think we have one
Speaker 2: more talking.
Speaker 3: I used to be a high school teacher, and the
Speaker 3: amount of kids that thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. Wow.
Speaker 5: I mean I believe that when I was young. I
Speaker 5: definitely believe that.
Speaker 2: When you're five, it's something your mom will tell you that.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, Jenny believes that. But when you're fifteen,
Speaker 2: come on, now, come on, all right, let's get you uh,
Speaker 2: let's do you can't make this stuff up? On k
Speaker 2: KD WB.
Speaker 7: Four.
Speaker 2: What is the phrase that people use these days that
Speaker 2: irritates you? This one came into the number one answer.
Speaker 2: My truth. My truth is well, people tend to use
Speaker 2: that a lot, and I understand what you're saying is
Speaker 2: kind of like, well, my side of the story is.
Speaker 2: But it's like there's really only one truth. You know.
Speaker 2: There's your truth, there's my truth, and there's the actual truth.
Speaker 2: So my truth another one that gives me the ick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: use that a lot.
Speaker 3: Everyone loves saying that one.
Speaker 2: I did a thing. Friend of mine got her hair
Speaker 2: cut off real short last week and she's like, I
Speaker 2: did a thing.
Speaker 4: Bothers me.
Speaker 6: When it's like someone who gets engaged, they'll be like,
Speaker 6: I did a thing, which is a picture of their hand.
Speaker 4: Can't you just like tell me what you did? Oh
Speaker 4: did you get engaged?
Speaker 6: To say I got engaged and I'm so thrilled, But like,
Speaker 6: I did a thing.
Speaker 2: It's giving Bailey, it's giving chili, it's giving spicy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I say Bailey, and that quite actually giving.
Speaker 4: Hater aid.
Speaker 2: I like that one. Not gonna lie. I just came
Speaker 2: around a long time. Yeah, I think we all say that.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like, you know, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: That was so good. Donut boy mom and girl dad.
Speaker 6: Yes, I agree with that one, just because you're you're
Speaker 6: a mom. You're a dad, Like, why do you have
Speaker 6: to be a boy mom and a boy.
Speaker 3: A bunch of boys or a bunch of girls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but you're still a dad, you're still
Speaker 4: a mom.
Speaker 2: Well, here comes somebody who's not a parent telling parents
Speaker 2: how to think. We always appreciate that, Bailey weighing in,
Speaker 2: I appreciate your you know, sounding off.
Speaker 4: All right, Dave, I'll just never speak again.
Speaker 3: It's giving hater.
Speaker 2: No, I I boy mom and girl dad was not
Speaker 2: a thing when when my kids were little, but I
Speaker 2: was very proud of being a girl dad. Allison was
Speaker 2: my she was my buddy up until she was about
Speaker 2: twelve and then puberty hit.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, now it's not cool to hang out with
Speaker 3: that anymore.
Speaker 2: I could care less. No, no, no, it's I couldn't
Speaker 2: care less. Yeah. Yes, we're like family here. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Manson family. No you're not. No, there's go ahead.
Speaker 6: The gen Zs say a lot where they say I fear,
Speaker 6: so they'll be like, I fear we've lost the plot,
Speaker 6: or I fear something something. They'll they'll say I fear
Speaker 6: before everything, or they'll be like I fear we lost
Speaker 6: lost the plot. Hope this helps and they'll say, hope
Speaker 6: this helps to be like snotty.
Speaker 4: It's like a snotty thing that the gen z say.
Speaker 2: That reminds me of another one. Educate yourself. It's like,
Speaker 2: if you don't agree with me exactly, you need to
Speaker 2: educate yourself. Oh yes, nine to eleven was an inside job. No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't. It was terrorism. Oh, you need to educate yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah all the time. Let's go.
Speaker 4: I love that. I like saying that too, Let's go.
Speaker 4: I say it as a bit though.
Speaker 5: It's like if I win a game, I'm like, let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's school. It makes me feel like a man.
Speaker 2: Chicken nuggies, Chicken Tendy's, let's roll with any other babyfication
Speaker 2: of English chicken nuggies. Oh what do you have? Chicken nuggies? Oh,
Speaker 2: chicken Tendy's. Stop it and last one unless you've got one.
Speaker 2: I love to hear yours if you got one. I'm
Speaker 2: in my blank era, I'm in my nineteen fifties era.
Speaker 2: I'm in my blonde era. I'm in my whatever era.
Speaker 2: Is another annoying one.
Speaker 5: Okay, Taylor, Yeah, I feel like that's sprung fair Taylor
Speaker 5: since she did the Era's tour.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you think she's the one that started that?
Speaker 5: I'm in my and I think it's funny because like
Speaker 5: a lot of friends, like for instance, Tina that used
Speaker 5: to work on the show, she relates to Taylor because
Speaker 5: she's like, hmm, just like Taylor, I'm in my engaged
Speaker 5: era or whatever like that.
Speaker 2: I love it. All right, We do you have any
Speaker 2: let us know? Send me a text. The text is
Speaker 2: always open at KDWB one. That's the short code. If
Speaker 2: you're new here five three nine to two one. Go
Speaker 2: look at my Instagram story because I was on the
Speaker 2: phone facetiming with my dog Bernie last night and I'm
Speaker 2: like Bernie, hi, buddy, and he recognized my voice and
Speaker 2: he tilted his head to one side and I screenshot
Speaker 2: at it and it's adorable. Go check that out. Also
Speaker 2: follow him online the Bernie Tails tail as the Bernie
Speaker 2: Tails and Von's dogg has got a page too, right.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's Ava, Girly. We just supposed to a picture
Speaker 3: this morning. She had a little puppy played a and Ava.
Speaker 3: She's weird around certain dogs, like she's a good puppy overall,
Speaker 3: but she's better I think in the house with puppies
Speaker 3: because she's like, all right, I'm in the house, I
Speaker 3: can't go crazy as opposed to when we're out. She
Speaker 3: loves playing. Sometimes she just gets a little too rough.
Speaker 3: She's not a biter at all, but she'll just you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes she has to learn social cues.
Speaker 2: They can be unpredictable because Bernie is like he is
Speaker 2: the sweetest dog around the grandkids. They can lay on him,
Speaker 2: they can pull his ears, they can turn him over whatever.
Speaker 2: But he gets around another dog and he gets He
Speaker 2: is unpredictable. Sometimes he's happy and other times I get
Speaker 2: a hold him back while he barks violently in another
Speaker 2: dog and he's on his hind legs pulling on the leash.
Speaker 2: It's like, whoa, I real quick.
Speaker 5: That picture that bomb postage is so cute because it's
Speaker 5: like another little golden puppy ish and they look adorable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I never had the greatest plated of her life her
Speaker 3: Instagram at it's Ava Girley. Also, we just sent a
Speaker 3: DNA test. Dave inspired me because he got Bernie a
Speaker 3: DNA test a couple months back because he wanted to
Speaker 3: figure out exactly what Bernie was. I got an email
Speaker 3: yesterday that Ava's DNA results are processing. So in the
Speaker 3: next week, maybe two, we gonna find out what my Ava.
Speaker 2: Girl is that. That's because you're really not sure.
Speaker 3: Now, we fostered, we adopted her from a foster we
Speaker 3: were originally foster parents, and they said some type of
Speaker 3: coon hound mixed. But I want to know what that means.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what is that?
Speaker 2: All right? We'll be back in a second. Dave's Dirt
Speaker 2: coming up in just a minute. We're gonna cover everything
Speaker 2: that's going on, including things to do this weekend. There's
Speaker 2: like the RV camping show this weekend and a whole
Speaker 2: bunch more this weekend. We'll cover that on Dave's Dirt
Speaker 2: next on KDWB. Hey, by the way, I got to
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Speaker 5: We just need an invite. Dave's dirt on Katie w B.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sabrina Carpenter makes the dirt today because this kind
Speaker 2: of comes up again. Sabrina Carpenter's aunt is the voice
Speaker 2: of Bart Simpson. You might have known that when Nancy
Speaker 2: Cartwright explained they're not blood relatives. Sabrina's dad is her
Speaker 2: step brother, so there's been some nepotism claims that Nancy
Speaker 2: Cartwright got her into show business, blah blah blah. She
Speaker 2: remembers that when Sabrina was just six years old, she
Speaker 2: said I want to be on a Disney Channel show,
Speaker 2: and unlike a six year old vont leak, she actually
Speaker 2: made that dream and.
Speaker 3: I will punch you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: She I thought I was going to be a next
Speaker 3: Disney Channel kid. I'm telling you, man, there's still time. Aunt.
Speaker 5: You still look way up.
Speaker 3: No Disney Channels does not pop in like I used
Speaker 3: to be. They don't want you. Maybe they'd survive if
Speaker 3: they would have casted me.
Speaker 2: Who wow, because they made a mistake in casting Sabrina
Speaker 2: Carpenter right.
Speaker 5: Brooking stake Well, Kelly Clarkson had a shark named after her.
Speaker 5: A wife and hausband have written a children's book about
Speaker 5: the value of sharks and the ecosystem, so they went
Speaker 5: on a big research expedition to tag sharks and stuff.
Speaker 5: But one of them got tagged and named Kelly Sharkson.
Speaker 11: Cute.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 6: I'm really excited about this story because Jude Law and
Speaker 6: Andrew Garfield are going to be starring in a new
Speaker 6: series about Siegfried and Roy the Magician.
Speaker 2: Oh that soundst story is so interesting. I read a
Speaker 2: book about Siegfried and Roy. It's so interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So their upcoming series is called Wild Things, and they
Speaker 6: were photographed recently in Las Vegas dressed up as Sigfried
Speaker 6: and Roy for this series, which will be on Apple TV,
Speaker 6: and it's based on the podcast Wild Things Sigfried and Roy,
Speaker 6: so it'll chronicle the duo's rise to fame. And they
Speaker 6: look I mean especially Jude Law. He looks so much
Speaker 6: like the guy he's portraying.
Speaker 3: So uh, let's see.
Speaker 6: Uh Garfield is Roy and so Andrew Garfield's Roy and
Speaker 6: jud Law is Sigfreed. K.
Speaker 4: So that seems exciting. Dave will have to watch it.
Speaker 2: I love seriously, they were so interesting. They were like
Speaker 2: the the most over the top loss of vegacy kind
Speaker 2: of an act. And I saw him probably half a
Speaker 2: dozen times and they were always just amazing, just amazing. So,
Speaker 2: and their backstory is really fascinating.
Speaker 3: Yes, get excited. March six, after are nearly four years,
Speaker 3: Harry Styles has a new album coming out. He revealed
Speaker 3: the title. It's called and it's the long title. It's
Speaker 3: called Kiss All the Time, Disco Occasionally Love. He posted
Speaker 3: the album artwork and then there's gonna be twelve songs
Speaker 3: on the album. There's a bunch of stuff in his store,
Speaker 3: such as like vinyls and cassettes and T shirts and
Speaker 3: low key high key. I'm a big Harry Styles fan,
Speaker 3: so I'm excited. Also, while we're on the subject of
Speaker 3: things that I'm a fan of, your boy got his
Speaker 3: Bruno Mars tickets. Thank you for everybody, for you, everybody
Speaker 3: on my Instagram. I was on my story trying to,
Speaker 3: you know, show the process of getting in the Q
Speaker 3: in the wait list or whatever. I got tickets, and
Speaker 3: I think the relatively good tickets didn't entirely break the bank.
Speaker 3: So we'll be jamming out to all Bruno's love songs, ballads,
Speaker 3: funky tunes together.
Speaker 6: May thirteen, did you hear that he set a ticket
Speaker 6: Master record for most tickets sold.
Speaker 3: In a day I did, which is crazy. It's crazy
Speaker 3: because I mean, Bruno Mar's iconic. But a lot of
Speaker 3: people that did the presale were complaining because the ticket
Speaker 3: prices were apparently outrageous.
Speaker 4: For pre sale.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wow, dang, like three hundred level seats for
Speaker 3: thousands of dollars.
Speaker 2: Across the Oh, that's crazy. Okay, you're excited about Bruno Mars.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about NFL playoff divisional rounds this weekend. Tomorrow
Speaker 2: afternoon Bill's at Broncos. Also tomorrow night, forty nine Ers
Speaker 2: at Seahawks. It looks like on Sunday, the Texans play
Speaker 2: the Patriots at about I think noon, I want to say.
Speaker 2: And then also on Sunday later game is Rams at Bears,
Speaker 2: so I will be parked in front of the TV
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna make a crockpot chicken and dumplings for
Speaker 2: slow cooker Sunday. So yes, very much looking forward to it.
Speaker 5: Well, Hailey Steinfeld is actually married to Josh Allen, who
Speaker 5: is the quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, and she did
Speaker 5: that whole twenty sixteen meme which we did to you
Speaker 5: can check it out on our Dave Ryan Show, which
Speaker 5: was so funny because every comments about how vont is
Speaker 5: a baby.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 5: If you don't know what the trend is, it's basically
Speaker 5: we heard twenty twenty six is the new twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5: So it's just flashbacks to photos of twenty sixteen. And
Speaker 5: Hailey was nineteen at the time, and she had cheered
Speaker 5: for the Denver Broncos at the Super Bowl and posted
Speaker 5: a photo at the stadium where she was wearing a
Speaker 5: Broncos jersey all that good stuff and said, hell yeah, Broncos.
Speaker 5: But like Dave just said, this Saturday, the Broncos host
Speaker 5: her husband's NFL team, the Buffalo Bills, And so Haley
Speaker 5: and Josh got married about eight months ago and she
Speaker 5: is currently pregnant and due during the off season.
Speaker 2: So there you kind of remember when she came to
Speaker 2: Star party when she was just like she was young,
Speaker 2: like eighteen or something like that, and we played a
Speaker 2: game with her where she had to like I don't
Speaker 2: know if we said we had a box of chocolates
Speaker 2: and we said, predict which chocolate is witch, and she
Speaker 2: was a good sport about it. You know, DJ's doing
Speaker 2: a dumb, stupid stunt like you're a good stone for you,
Speaker 2: and she was a very good sport about it. So
Speaker 2: very cool.
Speaker 6: Person not a good sport is Ashley Tisdale, who is
Speaker 6: now being encouraged to expand her toxic mom group Dilemma
Speaker 6: or debacle into a full blown book. So this will
Speaker 6: be a burned book with pages for the mean girls
Speaker 6: that she's talking about, Hillary Duff, Meghan Trainor, and Mandy Moore.
Speaker 6: And apparently Hollywood movie producers have already approached her for
Speaker 6: the movie rights to this story, saying that there's lots
Speaker 6: of interest and it's relatable to everyone, so maybe we'll
Speaker 6: get a movie out of the Toxic Mom group debacle
Speaker 6: that we've been talking about for like a week.
Speaker 3: Let's get some audio go in. I want to play
Speaker 3: this new Dolly Parton song. Now, there's a bunch of
Speaker 3: features on it, but I think every feature's iconic. It's
Speaker 3: Dolly Parton with Lady Wilson, Miley Cyrus, read but My Attire,
Speaker 3: and Queen Latifa. A new one called Light of a
Speaker 3: Clear Blue Morning.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 6: Kay, Well, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you like country, yeah, you'll probably like that.
Speaker 3: But I likes it. It was giving Dolly Parties country
Speaker 3: version of like a Man in the Mirror type ballad.
Speaker 4: I think there were too many people singing all at once, and.
Speaker 5: It just feels like a song you only hear at
Speaker 5: some huge charity event, like.
Speaker 3: In the Mirror.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: We are the World? We Are? That's what I'm thinking
Speaker 3: of that Man in the Mirror. We are the World?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: And what was that for?
Speaker 2: Dave?
Speaker 5: We Are the World was done?
Speaker 2: Produced for what it was in nineteen eighty five, and
Speaker 2: it was for African famine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, So that's what that song is giving. It's giving,
Speaker 5: like we're all gathering to raise millions of dollars for
Speaker 5: a charity choice we made.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll do one more new song. By the way,
Speaker 3: we had an album released party last night from Madison
Speaker 3: Beer on KATWB. She's got a new album out and
Speaker 3: this song is called bad Enough.
Speaker 6: Like It.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, things going on this weekend. It is take
Speaker 2: a kid ice Fishing Weekend. That means you can take
Speaker 2: a kid fifteen years old or younger have no fishing license.
Speaker 2: I think that they can go for free with You
Speaker 2: can also go free with your taking a kid that's younger,
Speaker 2: So that is a great opportunity to get outside, share
Speaker 2: the fun of ice fishing with the next generation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and bundle up. It's about to get cold.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow's it going to be this week.
Speaker 5: It's like a high of nine tomorrow, So today is
Speaker 5: supposed to like start to drop this afternoon, but yeah,
Speaker 5: tomorrow is like a high of nine.
Speaker 2: Quick other review of things World Snow Celebration and Still
Speaker 2: Water with the World Snow Sculpting Championships, that's this weekend.
Speaker 5: I think Fond and I both went to that last year.
Speaker 5: Sorry to cut you off, day, but it was really fun.
Speaker 5: The snow sculpting and still Water Oh yes, Yes, it's
Speaker 5: super cool.
Speaker 3: Because there's people that come from just all over the country,
Speaker 3: maybe the world.
Speaker 5: It's different countries. Everyone is a different country.
Speaker 2: Saint Paul RV Super Show is at the River Center
Speaker 2: this weekend. Minnesota Sportsman Show is at Canterbury Park, so
Speaker 2: Vikings Lakes Ice Festival in Egan. That is ice sculptures
Speaker 2: and just very cool. Let's see some other big ones here.
Speaker 2: Art Sled Rally is at powder Horn Park.
Speaker 4: I want is so goofy.
Speaker 6: I have always wanted to go to that one because
Speaker 6: it's like homemade cardboard sleds and they're all like super
Speaker 6: weird Nazi.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: What else? Mill City Farmers Market is this weekend Minnesota
Speaker 2: roller Derby saw that once. It was super cool. Roy
Speaker 2: Wilkins Auditorium that is tomorrow, doors at five, Game one
Speaker 2: starts at six, and then we have the fortieth Annuel
Speaker 2: Martin Luther King Day celebration that is Monday at the
Speaker 2: Ordway in Saint Paul. Gopher Men's hockey host Michigan this
Speaker 2: weekend Ice Box Days and International Falls. It is the
Speaker 2: coldest time of the year and they celebrate that up
Speaker 2: in International Falls. Spicer Winterfest is this weekend in Bold
Speaker 2: and Cold Winter Festival and beautiful o Watana is going
Speaker 2: on this weekend. Well, and that is the dirt for now.
Speaker 2: On KDWB. On the Day, Ryan in the Morning show,
Speaker 2: what's coming up. We're not done yet. We got another
Speaker 2: magical hour and we're basically We've got Conan Gray tickets,
Speaker 2: We've got the thousand dollars, pay your bills, we've got
Speaker 2: the Friday Morning Dance Party and more coming up next
Speaker 2: on KDWB