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Speaker 1: Okay, embarrassing injuries eight hundred four on nin ninety three

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Speaker 1: to know your embarrassing injury. Last night we went to

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Speaker 1: dinner and it was the show, and and like behind

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Speaker 1: the scene members of the show and the appetizers come

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Speaker 1: out and there's bacon, and I'm so excited. I love

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Speaker 1: this bacon. So I get my slice of bacon. I

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Speaker 1: cut it up, one little slice. I go to eat it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I open my mouth wrong, guys.

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding when I say I am in so

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Speaker 1: much pain right now. My ear hurts. It's like going

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Speaker 1: down the side of my neck. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: I did. I think I pulled a muscle eating really

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Speaker 1: well thirty Is that I'm not joking. That is yes,

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Speaker 1: it could have.

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Speaker 2: I mean it said. It's like you're weird, like on

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Speaker 2: the side of your It's like it starts at my

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Speaker 2: ear and it goes down the side of my job.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 4: There was the bacon tough. No, it was the opposite

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Speaker 4: is tough. It was weak. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 4: know what it was. It's tender.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, I don't know that.

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Speaker 4: That's a weird injury. Oh yeah. And when I now,

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Speaker 4: when I open my mouth, I.

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Speaker 1: Hear, oh, what was that injury?

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Speaker 4: For you?

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Speaker 1: Though I can't tell people what happened, I was embarrassed

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Speaker 1: to tell my fiance when I got home, So you, okay,

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Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 4: I go, babe, my jaw. I was eating bacon, one

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Speaker 4: strip in and I'm out.

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Speaker 2: I think my weird injury. I wouldn't call it weird,

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Speaker 2: but it was embarrassing to tell people when my big

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Speaker 2: toe no fell off because I made it A stepped

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Speaker 2: in on the side of the dresser and Emma was

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Speaker 2: blue brown black, and then a.

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Speaker 4: Ton just popped off. Took a year and a half

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Speaker 4: to come back.

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Speaker 1: The concept of not having a nail on a finger,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: To just keep it covered up.

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Speaker 4: You've never had that happening.

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Speaker 1: No terrified album. It terrifies every time I hear about

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Speaker 1: that incident. For you, it it hurts. Hey, Danielle, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Hi Danielle. What was that injury for you? I hurt

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Speaker 1: my jaw named bacon yesterday? What did you do?

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Speaker 5: I heard so I was playing Oculus and I punched

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Speaker 5: the TV.

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Speaker 4: So Oculus for people don't know, that's VR, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was playing like the red Hot game

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Speaker 5: if you know what that is. I think that's what

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Speaker 5: it's called. And I punched the TV and it flipped

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Speaker 5: over off the table and landed directly on my foot.

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Speaker 5: It hurt really bad and my foot was bruised for

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Speaker 5: like a few weeks.

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Speaker 4: Spot Now all right, come on, come on, how is

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Speaker 4: the night? What was I'm sorry, Danielle, You're the best.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for calling in, and I'm sorry about your

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Speaker 4: TV anna. Hey, good morning, Hi, good morning. Embarrassing injuries?

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Speaker 3: All right, I got two and I'm going to stay

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Speaker 3: them quick. One of them it was raining and my

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Speaker 3: stupid ex boyfriend wanted to honk the horn as I'm

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Speaker 3: walking into the tattoo shop. There's people outside. Walked directly

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Speaker 3: into the mailbox, really.

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Speaker 4: Loud, really hard. Stupid.

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Speaker 3: Second one, Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: The second one, I was trying to be sexy for

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Speaker 3: my boyfriend. Now we've been together for four years. Try

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Speaker 3: to get on top of the counter in a hotel room.

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Speaker 3: He said, be careful with the TV. I said, I

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Speaker 3: got this, but I landed on the ground back first.

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Speaker 3: What the on top of me? That one was bad?

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Speaker 4: How's the team?

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Speaker 3: That TV is good? I was like, he's never gonna

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Speaker 3: talk to.

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Speaker 1: Me again, Oh my god? And thank you so much?

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Speaker 1: Did she swear?

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Speaker 4: I don't think Okay, I was laughing. I'm alter afraid

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Speaker 4: of anyone's swearing right now.

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Speaker 1: If you miss the beginning of the show, there was

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Speaker 1: quite the event that happened that causes play three songs

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Speaker 1: in a row.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, listen back to it. Did it make the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: If it didn't, I'm gonna podcast. Don't you worry. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think I might play that moment. So I am very,

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Speaker 1: very scared of words that people are using today. Is

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Speaker 1: it ABS or ABS?

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Speaker 5: Bobby?

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Speaker 4: But I like ABS? ABS is cute? What's up? Abs?

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Speaker 4: Tell me about your embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: I was a lin cook at the Heart Rock and

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Speaker 5: I am very short, so I don't like asking for help.

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Speaker 2: And I had to grab a bin that was on

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Speaker 2: a surge, like the top shelf and instead of asked

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Speaker 2: you for help, I went to go grab it and

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Speaker 2: slid straight through my hands and split my entire open.

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Speaker 3: Everybody was funny.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying it was blood something everywhere, and.

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Speaker 3: All I did was literally look at them. I was like,

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Speaker 3: just glue it, and they glued it and I went

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Speaker 3: back to work.

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Speaker 4: Stop it what they glued it?

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Speaker 5: I'm so serious.

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Speaker 1: You are something else or something else.

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Speaker 3: I used to be in the army, so like I

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Speaker 3: just I just suck it up.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your h your service.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Ah also totally makes me feel like a goofball when

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Speaker 1: I'm saying my jaw hurts from bacon. You went back

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Speaker 1: to work. I might not eat today. Am I go

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Speaker 1: liquid diet? That's what I'll do as

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Speaker 5: Thanks for calling in no pound, thank you, Oh my god,