WEBVTT - Mojo Eats The Same Food Every Single Week 

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to finish eating before I.

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<v Speaker 1>I had egg white, white egg whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>This egg white bites consistent pretty much eat the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing every day. It's boring as hell, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>it's working. So I'm all right. I have not weighed myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I based it based on do I still fit in

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<v Speaker 2>my pants? I feel good? Thank you for asking I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I changed things up a little bit this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>and I did.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not doing door dash anymore, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doing it too expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of it. I'm spending so much money.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went out Luke and I went to twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one fifteen or whatever the name of that restaurant is

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<v Speaker 2>that I talked about before that I went to. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, it's a there's a restaurant that's off

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<v Speaker 2>of Haggarty and Pantac Trail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very nice restaurant. I don't know the name.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the address, which, by the way, is the worst

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<v Speaker 2>name that you can ever name something, because you name

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<v Speaker 2>the place after the address and I don't know any

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<v Speaker 2>address like I. Honestly, they should name the place Pontiac

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<v Speaker 2>Trail and Haggerty because that's all I know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a very good race.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said to Luke, I go, Luke, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go out, and we're not going to do door dash.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Dad, I'm like, Luke, we DoorDash eight thousand. I

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<v Speaker 2>showed him how much money it costs.

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<v Speaker 3>I said that no more, and I told.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, I said, we're done with this, and we ended

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<v Speaker 2>up going out. We had a great time. We watched

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<v Speaker 2>Michigan get beat by Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 1>Razy.

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<v Speaker 2>As a Spartan fan and a fan of Tom Izzo,

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<v Speaker 2>I was happy to see that.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I do like.

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<v Speaker 2>To see Michigan play some good sports. I like that

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<v Speaker 2>I want to, you know, have good teams. I like

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<v Speaker 2>that they're undefeated all bryce. But so yeah, so we're so.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't have asked me this question, because now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to talk about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a question. Do you like spicy food or

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<v Speaker 1>just spicy food? Some howt sauce on your egg wise

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<v Speaker 1>man up a little bit in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need it, it's all it is. It's time consuming,

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<v Speaker 2>a little cake. I just want to eat it and go.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat just to go. So then I chanted and

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the grocery store to go back to

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<v Speaker 2>what I was saying. So I went to Kroger and

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<v Speaker 2>I bought a bunch of stuff. I made myself my

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<v Speaker 2>own breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>I got you know you can, have you ever done?

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<v Speaker 4>Make your own egg bites and like the muffin tins.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's so it's better than the Starbucks ones or

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<v Speaker 3>not what they don't lose?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking? Are you talking about the ones? You buy?

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<v Speaker 1>It like cost?

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm saying you buy eggs, buy vegetables.

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<v Speaker 4>And make your own like put a time.

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<v Speaker 3>That you were so bored this weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>True? What are you doing? Like? What are you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do to me?

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<v Speaker 3>I save you money?

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<v Speaker 1>Domesticate? I'm not making that. Okay, that's too much.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna you just talked about how you got door

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<v Speaker 4>dashing works. You want to save money? Yet you can

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<v Speaker 4>Starbucks every day day?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's my only thing I have in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see you make it.

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<v Speaker 5>And then let's post a video of you, like in

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<v Speaker 5>the kitchen with in what is it again that I

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<v Speaker 5>have to do?

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<v Speaker 4>You get a big bowl, scramble, a bunch of eggs

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<v Speaker 4>in the whatever vegetables you want in.

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<v Speaker 1>There scramble like, not scramble them like put them on.

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<v Speaker 4>Put a bunch of vegetables in there, divv them out

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<v Speaker 4>into muffin tins, and you make your put them in

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<v Speaker 4>the oven.

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<v Speaker 3>You make your own egg bites.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that in TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have TikTok Instagram. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Tiktoco how to add whatever you want. That's why Google, man.

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<v Speaker 2>I eat the same thing every day, Like this is

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<v Speaker 2>no joke. I eat literally the same thing every day,

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<v Speaker 2>at least that same thing every week. I'm very regimented

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<v Speaker 2>in my food that I eat, and it's gotten to

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<v Speaker 2>a point where it's extremely boring, and it's it's even

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<v Speaker 2>gotten to a point if I don't do the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing every single week, call the police because somebody kidnapped

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<v Speaker 2>me or I'm dead, probably laying on my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Superman, curl you got going on? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I have no clue.

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<v Speaker 5>Throw some hot sauce on an egg, Wise man, spice

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<v Speaker 5>of your life a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to. I'm telling you. You just said

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<v Speaker 1>you do the same thing all the time. I enjoy it. Everything.

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<v Speaker 1>We recommend you don't want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you listen, why don't you be a good

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<v Speaker 2>guy and stop being pregnating nobody?

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on, I've only got one person pregnant. Let's be

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<v Speaker 5>very clear.

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<v Speaker 1>So all these people quote unquote, that's why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>that's why don't you behave yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Sai Courtney wants to comment here right now, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want hot sauce on my egg bite.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Mojo?

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<v Speaker 6>Your age is sewing right now? You're acting like an

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<v Speaker 6>eighty year old grandpa. You don't know how to make

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<v Speaker 6>egg bites.

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<v Speaker 1>But who man bites? Honestly, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>You're like, do you scramble the eggs first, christ and

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<v Speaker 6>to pour the stuff in the the big one?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you put hot sauce on them?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, you're acting like you're an eighty year

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<v Speaker 6>old grandpa right now. You don't even have grandkids yet.

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<v Speaker 2>No, listen, you know what I'm gonna tell you this, Courtney,

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know what you do, but whatever you do,

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<v Speaker 2>eat the same foods every single week, and you'll find

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<v Speaker 2>yourself losing weight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing that I've realized.

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<v Speaker 2>If I eat the same thing every single week, like

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only thing that keeps me able to lose weight.

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<v Speaker 6>It's amazing that you're married to Chelsea, who is so

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<v Speaker 6>wonderful and beautiful and raised three kids, and you don't

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<v Speaker 6>even know how to scramble an egg.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know why, because I didn't have to because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm married to Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>She makes sure that I'm fed, so she's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>Your age is showing, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Your age is showing too. I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's up, Mark?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing? Mojo? This is what you do? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you put three eggies and in a glass mug, put

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of milk, a little bit of milk

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<v Speaker 1>or half in half if you got it, scramble it up,

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<v Speaker 1>throw it in a microwave. Minute and forty five and

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<v Speaker 1>they got McDonald's eggies. Yeah, Chelsea is gonna complain about

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<v Speaker 1>the smell meat.

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<v Speaker 2>We all remember back in the day when every one

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<v Speaker 2>of these people, including this lady over here, would complain

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<v Speaker 2>because I would eat hard boiled eggs every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell and the smell is so bad in the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>my microwaves, the microwaves is worse. But it's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're good and you'll love it. And I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got away from all that because I got food shamed.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's up, Angela? How you doing? I'm good?

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<v Speaker 7>So okay, you are acting like Shannon is speaking a

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<v Speaker 7>completely different language.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you, she is you grab it?

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<v Speaker 7>You grab you grab a bowl? What's a bowl? What's ne.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you a question. How often do you

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<v Speaker 2>run your dishwasher at home?

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody?

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<v Speaker 2>Angela's probably once the probably once.

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<v Speaker 1>There, once a day. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't you know that I don't run my dishwasher

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<v Speaker 2>more than once a week, once or twice a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I go once a week.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how little I actually use my use dishes and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the sign to stop doordashing.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you that's why I decided that this is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm spending too much money on door dash, and I

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<v Speaker 2>go into.

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<v Speaker 7>Your kitchen and become familiar with the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't think anything works in there. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the operator. It's like TV shows.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, TV shows have fake uh facades and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a set.

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<v Speaker 4>You know tonight you have to go in and do

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<v Speaker 4>an Instagram live from your kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you you have to do didn't Megan used to

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<v Speaker 2>do that and get huge numbers? Yeah, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>start making eggy bites and stuff. What's up, Kate?

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<v Speaker 7>Hey, if you want to even make it better and

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<v Speaker 7>have starbucked egg bites, you add cuttage cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be the worst.

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<v Speaker 7>Topic any type. I mean, just like, just like you said, Shannon,

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<v Speaker 7>you can add pretty much whatever you have leftover in

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<v Speaker 7>the fridge to it, but standing that cottage cheese just

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<v Speaker 7>gives It's such an amazing consistent.

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<v Speaker 2>Kate, you know what I have in my house right now,

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<v Speaker 2>because if you see what my wife looks like, my

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<v Speaker 2>wife is wasting a weight to nothing. She's more focused

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<v Speaker 2>on her you know, weight than I am. If you

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<v Speaker 2>my kids won't even come home to visit us because

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<v Speaker 2>you open up what used to be the cabinet with

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<v Speaker 2>cheese its and goldfish and and all that stuff you

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<v Speaker 2>know we got in there now, Amino acid powder and

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<v Speaker 2>protein powder and a bunch of freaking like, uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, some kind of natural pills or some crazy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, it's the most she does.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks amazing and honestly, I don't think I look

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<v Speaker 2>too bad too.

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<v Speaker 7>O Kate, I was gonna say, actually, Emojia, you are

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<v Speaker 7>looking thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate might bites today. See that. Tell you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok. It's not hard. It's like a faster process. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we do this as a show.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we all group FaceTime live tonight like we

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<v Speaker 2>used to do back in COVID, And we'll all be

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<v Speaker 2>in our own kitchens and oh, I'll make something in

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<v Speaker 2>our own kitchens.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with it. Wouldn't it be kind of fine?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be home anyway. Bianca and Lydia, do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>want to join the fun or are you bored? Moms

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<v Speaker 2>already on TikTok live cooking she dolmost shows on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I might join TikTok. We could probably

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<v Speaker 3>just join in on that. Last time I went on

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok Live and made food. The people felt so bad

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<v Speaker 3>for me because I was so badly.

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<v Speaker 1>Then mode me money to buy food. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll throw something in the air fryer, will you. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it