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I was gonna ask me. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:40.760 It's called Flight to Fire? 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:50.440 SUCHI the Lost Bill Whizz. 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.680 Which. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.840 Prime Video shattered streaming records on Saturday with its presentation 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.960 of the Chicago Bears versus the Three Bay Packers. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.120 Did you were thirty one point six one million viewers? 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:07.520 Yeah? 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.840 Yeah, pretty good, free streaming service, the most watched game 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.800 in the platform's history, beating the Christmas Day game between 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.520 the Lions and the Vikings. 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:22.720 Which had been number one. How about that good game too? 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.800 Man, that doesn't make sense. We were on Netflix. It 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.440 wasn't a Netlis game. Maybe they're talking about streaming and 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:28.520 streaming in general. 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.240 Okay, I thought you mean just Amazon, So any stream Yeah, yeah, wow, 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:37.280 got it. My Netflix was so blurry during that Vikings game, 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.120 and I don't know, maybe it was really fine was 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:41.000 last time, but it wasn't this time. And then I 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.480 just changed it because you could watch it on the 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:46.960 local TV too, so I changed it. But yeah, there's 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.560 a fight too that did the same thing for me. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.680 Maybe was it Jake Paul fight or something like that? 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.880 Crash the servers, too many people watching, this is what 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.280 we got. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.160 His job broke. Yeah, he got man, that was a 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:00.960 hard hit that'll wake you right up. 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:02.480 One that crazy. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.800 And then the next couple of days after the fight, 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.480 the dude that beat him almost died in a car crush. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.480 How about yeah, two people did, right. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.760 Yeah, two of his buddies died into a car crush. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.040 He was in the car, I said. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:15.239 If he was sitting in the passenger seat instead of 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.200 the behind the driver, he would have died as well. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:18.080 No kidding. 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.320 After just winning hundreds of million dollars on a Jake. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:26.080 Paul fight or grease, I guess Jake Paul, right, I 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:26.440 guess that. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.720 Hey, look a preposterous statement. Twenty twenty six. I'm gonna 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:32.440 get in by saying this. I'm not the one here 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.560 to nitpick. 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:34.720 What. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.880 But as I'm watching this Mike Tyson's punch Out play 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.000 through because I got nothing. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.520 Else to do shows a radio. 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.320 I was watching it during the break he just beat 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.519 the hell out of Soda Poppinski. Oh yeah, you know 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:50.200 what I never noticed until I don't know, five minutes ago. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:51.040 You have a wiener. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.720 Do you know how many exclamation points are in the 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:59.880 official title to Mike Tyson's punch Out seven two yeah, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:04.680 Which isn't it weird that one exclamation point is fine? 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:05.360 Yeah? 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:09.400 Then a lot of people use three as an option, right, 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:13.040 It's like it's yeah, yeah, who the hell uses two 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:13.359 to two? 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:14.800 Is such a weird choice? 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.760 Stars blog and yeah, he is like seven yeah, But 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:24.200 the official title is Mike Tyson's punch Out two exclamation points, 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.160 And I don't know why two feels so far and 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:28.840 when three is like the standard. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.240 If you're going to go more than one, you go 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:30.840 to three. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.240 I don't want to throw somebody that we all know 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:38.400 and love around here under the bus, right, No, Uh, 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.320 there's somebody who does a lot of the promotions graphics 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.680 stuff around here, so Nick, yeah, and it does. It's 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.240 bugged me, and I'm happy that I'm not the only 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.640 one who gets bugged by it. But yeah, he uses 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.920 two is a two exclamation It's a strange choice, Nikolas, 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.880 and that makes no sense. It's one or three or none. 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.240 Three is a weird choice. One's fine two? 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.440 Who picks two? I just really liked that video game. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.280 I guess Nick Madden and Mike Tyson's punch out two 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:08.800 exclamation points, like I said, though, I'm not here to nitpick. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.320 No, no, not you. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.720 When is the ball? 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:11.960 Bull? 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:13.880 Just got his ask kid for the second time. That's 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.800 how far this guy is already. He's kicking some asks, 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:17.280 just flying through the right. 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:17.880 I was wrong. 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:23.359 Wow, when was the when is the PST? Don't know, 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:29.360 I don't remember. When is it normally March? A? March? Okay? 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.080 Yeah, I have been told me yesterday. It didn't seem 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.000 like anybody cared about the show anymore. And I disagree 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:33.680 with them. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:40.280 He said that that's me, and I mean, ratings are 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:40.760 pretty good. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.599 I care, Like we said a day or two ago, 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.080 if you had told us ten years ago we were 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.039 gonna work twenty five percent as much. But the ratings 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.800 are going to be twice as big. I'd say, sign 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:54.160 me up. That's Don Flamenco again, Chad. By the way, 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.640 Don Flamenco for the second time. 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.360 Now the why do you fight him twice? 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:00.640 You know they got more different cult does the game 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.840 went on and the first time you fight him, the 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:03.679 ring is green. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:04.960 Now it's blue this time. 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.200 Oh look out the game changer and his boxing gloves 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.560 are like teal and he's still gonna get his ass kicked. 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:10.839 Kill. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.120 Yeah. 0:05:11.600 --> 0:05:13.159 I guess that's green and blue, isn't it. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.000 Yeah, that's a good color. That's a great color. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:17.279 Is it more green than blue? 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:17.719 I think so. 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:18.520 He's like a. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:22.560 Super super light blue. Yeah. Yeah, either way, he's just 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:23.440 getting worked. 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:23.920 Well. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.160 Let little Matt cook, right, you gotta let him cook 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.360 the kids, let him cook. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.479 Hey, hey, you sawser yes, sir. On the day in history, 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.839 which is January fourteenth. In nineteen fifty eight, Peter Manuel 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:43.960 Peter was arrested in Glasgow, Scotland after a series of 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:48.400 attacks over t years. They think he killed fifteen people. Jeez, 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:52.919 you think only America as serial killers, and I Manuel, 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:54.560 who was born in America. 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:57.880 Of course there it is, even though we have some 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:00.440 dang even though we have three hundred and thirty or 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:02.159 three hundred and forty million or whatever it is, we 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.880 have to have the most serial killers per capita. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.880 The UK or England, isn't it. 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.440 I don't want to click off this because I want 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.120 to see the whole play through. But let me let 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:16.960 me ask ai what country as the most serial killers 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:20.600 per Oh. 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.599 What do you think he's doing? I don't know. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.920 Camera money. I hope he's so rich you can't stand it? 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:29.160 All right? 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.479 I think this is according to World at List. Dear God, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.280 check this out, the US has produced the most known 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:41.800 serial killers three thousand, six hundred and fifteen. Because I 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.599 believe you need to kill three people right to be 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:47.080 considered a serial killer, correct sir, three thousand, six hundred 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.400 and fifteen US, according to this, and I don't see 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:54.600 when the data is updated. Second is Russia, so I'll 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:55.880 take a shot if we have. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.000 I mean, there's got to be some un announced ones 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.800 in Russia. Are These are not by the government. 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:03.960 These are the ones that have been known serial killers. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.320 We're first with three thousand, six hundred and fifteen. Russia 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:14.320 is second. How many do they have? Uh, fifteen hundred, 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:20.080 fifteen hundred one hundred and ninety six. She's that's depressed. 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:23.080 Then the UK with one ninety, Japan one thirty seven, 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.800 South Africa won twenty three, and so on and so forth. 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:26.720 So unstoppable. 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:27.679 So one. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.760 I mean, it's not even close. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:37.560 For the best, God bless America, we get it done. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:45.760 Kill them anyway, great song, damn so. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.600 But he was American born and went over there and 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:48.720 came fifteen. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:53.040 Stands himself as a career criminal early in life, and 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.800 they think he killed about fifteen people. See this story 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.000 makes no sense that I was going to say, wow, look, 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.480 it's not just American. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.040 Then I was, Yes, Scotland's not even in that you said, 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:06.120 Scotland Corisco, Yeah, not even in the top fifteen. 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:08.840 No, not that he would. Maybe that's why you went there. 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.560 Maybe maybe he was. Maybe they recruited him, well. 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.400 You don't want to blend in with all the other 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.080 cereals A good point. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.040 Maybe he looked at himself in the Marry's like, I'm 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.640 never gonna be John Wayne Gacy. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.520 I don't know if he sounded like that, what do 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:28.800 you think he sounded like? Probably very monotone, like oh, 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:30.560 oh my god, you nailed it. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.640 He really did. That was maybe your best job job. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.840 Thank you? Hello, Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Excellent. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:46.160 If you had like a serial killer draft, who would 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:50.920 you take? First of what? Can we trade picks? 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:54.119 Efficiency? Charisma? 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.440 And are we going for the championship or just would 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:57.520 you you're going? 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.320 Who? If you had to like, yeah, what's the point 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:05.640 if you had like, let's say this is like Carlin's bit, 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.520 But let's say you had like where you put all 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.480 like the worst criminals and then you just let a 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.880 bunch of serial killers loose and then after like if 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.800 Arkham Asylum gets emptied, didn't get the streets, and like 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.520 you have the most feared Yeah, who would Yeah? Who 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.600 do you think would do the most damage? 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:22.480 Mm? 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:31.760 Juggernaut? No, that's that's a marvel. Give me Bundy. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.880 I think Bundy's up there. I don't think so. I 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:40.679 think it's ver Yeah, Richard, Yeah. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.160 It was a lot. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.320 You guys tell me to watch that, Richard Ramirez one 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.360 and I did and it was tough, terrifying. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.120 That guy's nuts. Yeah. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:51.800 Would you take him number one? Is what you're saying? 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.920 I mean Domer. I'd probably take Domer number one. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.760 Yeah, Ryan Donaldson Department, Ryan Donaldson just texted me and 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.720 said that Quasy would take Andrew Kunanan. 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.600 Oh my god, brilliant. 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:05.880 That's just terrible. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:13.480 Ryan. I don't get that, but I'm trying to man. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.800 He does not like the Vikings leadership. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.160 He doesn't, but he doesn't work here anymore, so he 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:19.920 doesn't have to be here. 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:22.439 Story Parker. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:27.440 Ryan Donaldson is working the draft party for the fan 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.920 in the same building. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:32.360 Quays was it his first draft? And I think he 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:35.440 basically called him that S word? Didn't he didn't he say? Quays? 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.720 He ripped him on Twitter? What real hard? 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:40.200 Like? 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.760 Uh, the s H word? Didn't he call him that? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.480 It wasn't that it the shooter? I'm not going to 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.959 say it. How many letters? Is It's Hawk's dad's favorite thing? 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:56.560 Ah? Didn't he wasn't it something like that? The shire. No, No, 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.280 we did not call him a slot anyway. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.000 I think he called him something ever, said something about 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.720 him that he's terrible at his job and he should 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:03.160 be fired. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.680 Wow, they called him sauce. No. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.439 The best part about the story is that most people 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.720 listening have no idea who rod Ryan Donldson is. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.880 Yes. Sorry, ever, Oh, We'll go back to Mike Tyson. 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.200 Oh god, I had clicked off to look on Syria Ci. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.480 It was on this day, ladies and gentlemen, in nineteen 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:31.640 seventy three, that the Miami Dolphins went undefeated. They completed 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:36.520 the perfect season yep, despite a gaff by kicker Garro 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.199 You Premian, what a name that has earned its own 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.319 place in history. The Dolphins hold on to beat the 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:46.280 Washington team fourteen to seven in Super Bowl seven. Capping 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:47.400 is seventeen and O season. 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.520 There you go, So that was what fourteen regular season, 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:53.520 three postseason? 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:53.960 That's right? 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.360 Wow, yeah, Coach Shula. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.760 One of the coolest things that happened to me actually 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.880 down in Florida was during my rookie year. I was 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:02.319 always one of the last ones coming out of the 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.160 locker room. As I walked out of the locker room, 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.600 it was Don Shula was just standing right there by himself. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.319 That's cool. 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.640 And He's asked like, oh, I was just hoping to 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:11.480 maybe if I could I want to walk through the 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:15.560 locker room. He's like, absolutely, Coach, let's go. So I 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.520 gave Don Shula a little tour of the Florida Panthers 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:19.080 locker room. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:20.360 That's really cool, man. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:22.320 He was that's pretty very nice. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:26.080 He was a very gracious, gracious Yeah, really really cool guy. 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:30.959 Well again, it's hard to go undefeated, right in professional sports, 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:33.440 it is, and I'm learning this firsthand because according to 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.600 this super Macho Man is thirty five and oh with 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.800 twenty nine knockouts and a little Max about to work 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:42.600 in them. Yeah, super Macho's not a racist. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.240 We'll do headlines after this chattel like that segment. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.880 Yeah, not a racist, thanks, Super Macho Man. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:06.400 Hey, Wolls fans join us January twentieth, the Wild Bills 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.920 an Apple Valley. It's a Michel of Ultra watch party 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:12.720 with kfans Max Fuller seven to nine pm with trivia 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.480 prizes and drink specials. All the details of KFA dot 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:16.439 Com your calendar. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.960 Hey, hey, final segment. It's almost over. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:27.000 Guys, almost survive. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.240 Yeah, yeah, you guys are almost done. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.840 Here we go. Well you're not done. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.760 Uh no, no, no, I mean you guys are almost 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.880 done having to do this for the day. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:39.040 I love you doing this. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:42.240 Yeah, yeah, this is my highlight of my week. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.640 It's a delight. Yeah. He's talking to Mike Tyson boy. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:46.800 Yeah yeah, right, it's over. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:49.520 Tyson lost in round three. Yeah, so we got through 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.000 the entire thing. It was thirty three minutes. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.280 It's pretty impressive. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.679 Probably saw a good half of it. Yeah, I missed. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:01.320 Uh think I missed the Piston Honda fight. I watched 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.560 King Hippo get knocked out, but I wasn't keeping an 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.160 eye on the fight. 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.560 Yeah. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:11.080 Now it's time for headlines. Headlines, here we go. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.640 I give you the headline, you guys comment, and we 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.880 move forward, shall we? 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.240 Yeah? Man, sounds exciting. A TV series. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.040 Based on the Girl with the Dragon Tattoos in the works. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.200 That read the book. Everybody read the book. That movie was. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.880 Inside Oh yeah the movie. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.480 Yeah, there's a yeah, the scene, Yeah, tough watch. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.680 I was in a movie theater sitting next to my 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.600 mother in law during that scene, and that was awkward 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:40.280 as hell. I saw with my old man. That's Chris 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:43.080 is old man too. That's Chris's daddy. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.200 Oh with how many wives? 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.240 About eight? Oh? Geez? 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.800 All right, look, I know some of you are going 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.480 to think I'm doing this just to hit the button, 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.480 and you're right. The only reason I'm reading the stories 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.040 just so I can hit the button. But it has 0:14:58.080 --> 0:14:58.480 to be done. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:05.280 Whatever makes you happy. Mini is a great day in Connecticut. 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:09.080 She stands three feet two inches tall, which officially makes 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:13.000 her the tallest female dog in the world. That's a 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.800 huge bitch, well played. Yeah you had to read that. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:18.240 What do you aesaus? 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.960 What do you call the fact that she's named Many 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:21.920 but she's not many? 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:31.440 That's a m It's not redundant. It's a coincidence. No, 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.880 it's a why can't I think of that? 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:38.760 I'm gonna start this play through over. Let's see here, glass, Joe. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:42.280 Is it ironic? I guess it would be irony, But 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:47.640 there is a word for it, Quinci. Get back to us. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.640 Coment tales always point away from the sun because they 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:56.720 were created by solar winds. Oh, so, next time Randy 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.000 sends you a video, oh, check the solar winds. Check 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.240 the tail before Randy says there's a spaceship in this 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.600 comet and he's gonna, you know, the mothership is gonna 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.960 abduct us and bring us to some planet zor lore 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.960 or something. Just tell Randy, could you at least check 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:16.160 the freaking tail on the comment Randy, pull your hands up. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.320 Do you want to know Randy's newest bit? Oh my god, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:26.480 Randy is convinced on August twelfth, the world will be 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.080 without gravity for seven seconds? 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.240 Oh sweet, what are you gonna do? He's convinced? 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.920 Come on, he sent like eight videos yesterday, like NASA 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:38.400 leak this bit about how on August twelfth, the world 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.880 will be without gravity for seven seconds. Does he know 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:44.400 how gravity works? I don't think so. But he thinks 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.160 it will be gone for seven second. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.600 You gonna tape everything down in his home? He doesn't happen. 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.240 You have gravitational pull. That's not even a joke. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:54.200 Yeah, we all do. 0:16:54.400 --> 0:17:00.720 Yeah, that's interesting. You know another fun fact. Planes have 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.800 to land into the wind. So if you're playing golf, 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.760 that's how you can know which way the wind is going, 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.440 because the planes have to land into the wind. 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.480 I didn't know that. There you go. Is that right? 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.080 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.639 Back up twenty six How did Randy do in school? 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.560 You went to school? He did pretty good? 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.040 He did well. Yeah, so he has the ability for 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.120 critical thinking, yes he does. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:28.639 Yes, wow, yeah, he also believes in centaurs. 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.640 Wolf Not all right, Parish, I'm not trying to point 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:35.119 at you, but look, this is this is in your past. 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:37.440 But still think about this for a second, and this 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.840 is this is at first it's going to sound impossible, 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:41.960 but then we can do Then we'll do the math 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:46.359 and figure this out. A guy got arrested after he 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:52.359 was caught driving while twenty one times the legal limit. WHOA, 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:59.439 Now you're saying that is impossible, right, Oh so he 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:01.560 had been a rested so many times in the past 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:04.720 with previous to UIs that his legal limit was point 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:10.520 zero two and he was pulled over and the breathalyzer 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:16.200 got him at point four to seven. He was, oh wow, 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:20.720 able to move. He wasn't dead. Anything over point four 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.879 is often seen as potentially fatal. He was at point 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.560 four two seven, So twenty one times the legal limit. 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:28.480 Holy cow. 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:29.560 Wow. 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:34.000 On the count of three, where was. 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:38.040 This in three two one Wisconsin? 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:39.200 That is the correct answer. 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.520 Nice, He must have just taken a big goal for something, right, 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:43.720 because that would kill a person. 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:50.600 Yeah, A surprised that the tolerance we can build. 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.920 I think he probably starts at a two to zero, 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:56.720 so fifty miles west of Green Bay. Uh so, even 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:01.800 by normal standards, that's five times over five times the 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:05.120 legal limit. Cops say he was all over the road, 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:08.000 kept speeding up and slowing down, almost slammed into a 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:10.000 guard rail before they stopped him. He was so drunk 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.520 they took him to a hospital at first, before jail, 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:13.720 because again he's at. 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:14.840 A level where he should have been dead. 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:19.680 He is facing charges for drunk driving and driving without 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:22.120 his court mandated interlock device. 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:24.960 Probably not the drunkest he's ever been either, if he's 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:25.800 getting behind the wheel. 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:27.440 And I don't know how you can get much drunk 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:28.200 or without dying? 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.879 How does that work with like the percentages? Is that 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:34.959 actually how much alcohol is in your blood? 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:37.800 Yeah? Is that actually how it works? Yeah? Yeah, was 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:38.560 that a dumb question? 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:39.679 No, I really don't know. 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:42.040 Basically, almost a half of a percent of your blood 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:50.359 is alcohol. Yeah, yikes. Wow, yeah, that's a ton greasy 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:51.920 greasy is right? 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:52.600 All right? 0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:54.760 Here, here's a little positivity when it comes to drinking. 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:59.919 Oh good, What age do you think the average American 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:03.320