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Speaker 2: Today, Parker's here, Parish is here?
Speaker 3: Cast fight thousands high?
Speaker 4: Does this rise? Who is it? I was gonna ask me.
Speaker 3: It's called Flight to Fire?
Speaker 5: SUCHI the Lost Bill Whizz.
Speaker 6: Which.
Speaker 7: Prime Video shattered streaming records on Saturday with its presentation
Speaker 7: of the Chicago Bears versus the Three Bay Packers.
Speaker 3: Did you were thirty one point six one million viewers?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty good, free streaming service, the most watched game
Speaker 8: in the platform's history, beating the Christmas Day game between
Speaker 8: the Lions and the Vikings.
Speaker 3: Which had been number one. How about that good game too?
Speaker 4: Man, that doesn't make sense. We were on Netflix. It
Speaker 4: wasn't a Netlis game. Maybe they're talking about streaming and
Speaker 4: streaming in general.
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you mean just Amazon, So any stream Yeah, yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: got it. My Netflix was so blurry during that Vikings game,
Speaker 2: and I don't know, maybe it was really fine was
Speaker 2: last time, but it wasn't this time. And then I
Speaker 2: just changed it because you could watch it on the
Speaker 2: local TV too, so I changed it. But yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a fight too that did the same thing for me.
Speaker 2: Maybe was it Jake Paul fight or something like that?
Speaker 2: Crash the servers, too many people watching, this is what
Speaker 2: we got.
Speaker 3: His job broke. Yeah, he got man, that was a
Speaker 3: hard hit that'll wake you right up.
Speaker 4: One that crazy.
Speaker 2: And then the next couple of days after the fight,
Speaker 2: the dude that beat him almost died in a car crush.
Speaker 3: How about yeah, two people did, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, two of his buddies died into a car crush.
Speaker 4: He was in the car, I said.
Speaker 2: If he was sitting in the passenger seat instead of
Speaker 2: the behind the driver, he would have died as well.
Speaker 3: No kidding.
Speaker 4: After just winning hundreds of million dollars on a Jake.
Speaker 2: Paul fight or grease, I guess Jake Paul, right, I
Speaker 2: guess that.
Speaker 9: Hey, look a preposterous statement. Twenty twenty six. I'm gonna
Speaker 9: get in by saying this. I'm not the one here
Speaker 9: to nitpick.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 9: But as I'm watching this Mike Tyson's punch Out play
Speaker 9: through because I got nothing.
Speaker 4: Else to do shows a radio.
Speaker 9: I was watching it during the break he just beat
Speaker 9: the hell out of Soda Poppinski. Oh yeah, you know
Speaker 9: what I never noticed until I don't know, five minutes ago.
Speaker 3: You have a wiener.
Speaker 9: Do you know how many exclamation points are in the
Speaker 9: official title to Mike Tyson's punch Out seven two yeah,
Speaker 9: Which isn't it weird that one exclamation point is fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Then a lot of people use three as an option, right,
Speaker 9: It's like it's yeah, yeah, who the hell uses two
Speaker 9: to two?
Speaker 4: Is such a weird choice?
Speaker 6: Stars blog and yeah, he is like seven yeah, But
Speaker 6: the official title is Mike Tyson's punch Out two exclamation points,
Speaker 6: And I don't know why two feels so far and
Speaker 6: when three is like the standard.
Speaker 4: If you're going to go more than one, you go
Speaker 4: to three.
Speaker 1: I don't want to throw somebody that we all know
Speaker 1: and love around here under the bus, right, No, Uh,
Speaker 1: there's somebody who does a lot of the promotions graphics
Speaker 1: stuff around here, so Nick, yeah, and it does. It's
Speaker 1: bugged me, and I'm happy that I'm not the only
Speaker 1: one who gets bugged by it. But yeah, he uses
Speaker 1: two is a two exclamation It's a strange choice, Nikolas,
Speaker 1: and that makes no sense. It's one or three or none.
Speaker 1: Three is a weird choice. One's fine two?
Speaker 4: Who picks two? I just really liked that video game.
Speaker 9: I guess Nick Madden and Mike Tyson's punch out two
Speaker 9: exclamation points, like I said, though, I'm not here to nitpick.
Speaker 3: No, no, not you.
Speaker 4: When is the ball?
Speaker 5: Bull?
Speaker 9: Just got his ask kid for the second time. That's
Speaker 9: how far this guy is already. He's kicking some asks,
Speaker 9: just flying through the right.
Speaker 3: I was wrong.
Speaker 4: Wow, when was the when is the PST? Don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't remember. When is it normally March? A? March? Okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have been told me yesterday. It didn't seem
Speaker 7: like anybody cared about the show anymore. And I disagree
Speaker 7: with them.
Speaker 4: He said that that's me, and I mean, ratings are
Speaker 4: pretty good.
Speaker 9: I care, Like we said a day or two ago,
Speaker 9: if you had told us ten years ago we were
Speaker 9: gonna work twenty five percent as much. But the ratings
Speaker 9: are going to be twice as big. I'd say, sign
Speaker 9: me up. That's Don Flamenco again, Chad. By the way,
Speaker 9: Don Flamenco for the second time.
Speaker 4: Now the why do you fight him twice?
Speaker 9: You know they got more different cult does the game
Speaker 9: went on and the first time you fight him, the
Speaker 9: ring is green.
Speaker 4: Now it's blue this time.
Speaker 9: Oh look out the game changer and his boxing gloves
Speaker 9: are like teal and he's still gonna get his ass kicked.
Speaker 3: Kill.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess that's green and blue, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good color. That's a great color.
Speaker 3: Is it more green than blue?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 3: He's like a.
Speaker 4: Super super light blue. Yeah. Yeah, either way, he's just
Speaker 4: getting worked.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: Let little Matt cook, right, you gotta let him cook
Speaker 4: the kids, let him cook.
Speaker 7: Hey, hey, you sawser yes, sir. On the day in history,
Speaker 7: which is January fourteenth. In nineteen fifty eight, Peter Manuel
Speaker 7: Peter was arrested in Glasgow, Scotland after a series of
Speaker 7: attacks over t years. They think he killed fifteen people. Jeez,
Speaker 7: you think only America as serial killers, and I Manuel,
Speaker 7: who was born in America.
Speaker 9: Of course there it is, even though we have some
Speaker 9: dang even though we have three hundred and thirty or
Speaker 9: three hundred and forty million or whatever it is, we
Speaker 9: have to have the most serial killers per capita.
Speaker 4: The UK or England, isn't it.
Speaker 9: I don't want to click off this because I want
Speaker 9: to see the whole play through. But let me let
Speaker 9: me ask ai what country as the most serial killers
Speaker 9: per Oh.
Speaker 4: What do you think he's doing? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Camera money. I hope he's so rich you can't stand it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: I think this is according to World at List. Dear God,
Speaker 9: check this out, the US has produced the most known
Speaker 9: serial killers three thousand, six hundred and fifteen. Because I
Speaker 9: believe you need to kill three people right to be
Speaker 9: considered a serial killer, correct sir, three thousand, six hundred
Speaker 9: and fifteen US, according to this, and I don't see
Speaker 9: when the data is updated. Second is Russia, so I'll
Speaker 9: take a shot if we have.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's got to be some un announced ones
Speaker 2: in Russia. Are These are not by the government.
Speaker 9: These are the ones that have been known serial killers.
Speaker 9: We're first with three thousand, six hundred and fifteen. Russia
Speaker 9: is second. How many do they have? Uh, fifteen hundred,
Speaker 9: fifteen hundred one hundred and ninety six. She's that's depressed.
Speaker 9: Then the UK with one ninety, Japan one thirty seven,
Speaker 9: South Africa won twenty three, and so on and so forth.
Speaker 4: So unstoppable.
Speaker 3: So one.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not even close.
Speaker 2: For the best, God bless America, we get it done.
Speaker 6: Kill them anyway, great song, damn so.
Speaker 4: But he was American born and went over there and
Speaker 4: came fifteen.
Speaker 7: Stands himself as a career criminal early in life, and
Speaker 7: they think he killed about fifteen people. See this story
Speaker 7: makes no sense that I was going to say, wow, look,
Speaker 7: it's not just American.
Speaker 9: Then I was, Yes, Scotland's not even in that you said,
Speaker 9: Scotland Corisco, Yeah, not even in the top fifteen.
Speaker 4: No, not that he would. Maybe that's why you went there.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe he was. Maybe they recruited him, well.
Speaker 1: You don't want to blend in with all the other
Speaker 1: cereals A good point.
Speaker 7: Maybe he looked at himself in the Marry's like, I'm
Speaker 7: never gonna be John Wayne Gacy.
Speaker 6: I don't know if he sounded like that, what do
Speaker 6: you think he sounded like? Probably very monotone, like oh,
Speaker 6: oh my god, you nailed it.
Speaker 3: He really did. That was maybe your best job job.
Speaker 4: Thank you? Hello, Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Excellent.
Speaker 6: If you had like a serial killer draft, who would
Speaker 6: you take? First of what? Can we trade picks?
Speaker 4: Efficiency? Charisma?
Speaker 3: And are we going for the championship or just would
Speaker 3: you you're going?
Speaker 6: Who? If you had to like, yeah, what's the point
Speaker 6: if you had like, let's say this is like Carlin's bit,
Speaker 6: But let's say you had like where you put all
Speaker 6: like the worst criminals and then you just let a
Speaker 6: bunch of serial killers loose and then after like if
Speaker 6: Arkham Asylum gets emptied, didn't get the streets, and like
Speaker 6: you have the most feared Yeah, who would Yeah? Who
Speaker 6: do you think would do the most damage?
Speaker 7: Mm?
Speaker 4: Juggernaut? No, that's that's a marvel. Give me Bundy.
Speaker 6: I think Bundy's up there. I don't think so. I
Speaker 6: think it's ver Yeah, Richard, Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was a lot.
Speaker 2: You guys tell me to watch that, Richard Ramirez one
Speaker 2: and I did and it was tough, terrifying.
Speaker 4: That guy's nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Would you take him number one? Is what you're saying?
Speaker 4: I mean Domer. I'd probably take Domer number one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Ryan Donaldson Department, Ryan Donaldson just texted me and
Speaker 9: said that Quasy would take Andrew Kunanan.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, brilliant.
Speaker 3: That's just terrible.
Speaker 4: Ryan. I don't get that, but I'm trying to man.
Speaker 4: He does not like the Vikings leadership.
Speaker 9: He doesn't, but he doesn't work here anymore, so he
Speaker 9: doesn't have to be here.
Speaker 4: Story Parker.
Speaker 6: Ryan Donaldson is working the draft party for the fan
Speaker 6: in the same building.
Speaker 4: Quays was it his first draft? And I think he
Speaker 4: basically called him that S word? Didn't he didn't he say? Quays?
Speaker 4: He ripped him on Twitter? What real hard?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 6: Uh, the s H word? Didn't he call him that?
Speaker 6: It wasn't that it the shooter? I'm not going to
Speaker 6: say it. How many letters? Is It's Hawk's dad's favorite thing?
Speaker 4: Ah? Didn't he wasn't it something like that? The shire. No, No,
Speaker 4: we did not call him a slot anyway.
Speaker 6: I think he called him something ever, said something about
Speaker 6: him that he's terrible at his job and he should
Speaker 6: be fired.
Speaker 4: Wow, they called him sauce. No.
Speaker 7: The best part about the story is that most people
Speaker 7: listening have no idea who rod Ryan Donldson is.
Speaker 4: Yes. Sorry, ever, Oh, We'll go back to Mike Tyson.
Speaker 9: Oh god, I had clicked off to look on Syria Ci.
Speaker 7: It was on this day, ladies and gentlemen, in nineteen
Speaker 7: seventy three, that the Miami Dolphins went undefeated. They completed
Speaker 7: the perfect season yep, despite a gaff by kicker Garro
Speaker 7: You Premian, what a name that has earned its own
Speaker 7: place in history. The Dolphins hold on to beat the
Speaker 7: Washington team fourteen to seven in Super Bowl seven. Capping
Speaker 7: is seventeen and O season.
Speaker 9: There you go, So that was what fourteen regular season,
Speaker 9: three postseason?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, Coach Shula.
Speaker 5: One of the coolest things that happened to me actually
Speaker 5: down in Florida was during my rookie year. I was
Speaker 5: always one of the last ones coming out of the
Speaker 5: locker room. As I walked out of the locker room,
Speaker 5: it was Don Shula was just standing right there by himself.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 5: And He's asked like, oh, I was just hoping to
Speaker 5: maybe if I could I want to walk through the
Speaker 5: locker room. He's like, absolutely, Coach, let's go. So I
Speaker 5: gave Don Shula a little tour of the Florida Panthers
Speaker 5: locker room.
Speaker 3: That's really cool, man.
Speaker 4: He was that's pretty very nice.
Speaker 5: He was a very gracious, gracious Yeah, really really cool guy.
Speaker 9: Well again, it's hard to go undefeated, right in professional sports,
Speaker 9: it is, and I'm learning this firsthand because according to
Speaker 9: this super Macho Man is thirty five and oh with
Speaker 9: twenty nine knockouts and a little Max about to work
Speaker 9: in them. Yeah, super Macho's not a racist.
Speaker 4: We'll do headlines after this chattel like that segment.
Speaker 9: Yeah, not a racist, thanks, Super Macho Man.
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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, final segment. It's almost over.
Speaker 4: Guys, almost survive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you guys are almost done.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Well you're not done.
Speaker 7: Uh no, no, no, I mean you guys are almost
Speaker 7: done having to do this for the day.
Speaker 4: I love you doing this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is my highlight of my week.
Speaker 4: It's a delight. Yeah. He's talking to Mike Tyson boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, right, it's over.
Speaker 9: Tyson lost in round three. Yeah, so we got through
Speaker 9: the entire thing. It was thirty three minutes.
Speaker 4: It's pretty impressive.
Speaker 9: Probably saw a good half of it. Yeah, I missed.
Speaker 9: Uh think I missed the Piston Honda fight. I watched
Speaker 9: King Hippo get knocked out, but I wasn't keeping an
Speaker 9: eye on the fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now it's time for headlines. Headlines, here we go.
Speaker 9: I give you the headline, you guys comment, and we
Speaker 9: move forward, shall we?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, sounds exciting. A TV series.
Speaker 9: Based on the Girl with the Dragon Tattoos in the works.
Speaker 4: That read the book. Everybody read the book. That movie was.
Speaker 6: Inside Oh yeah the movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a yeah, the scene, Yeah, tough watch.
Speaker 9: I was in a movie theater sitting next to my
Speaker 9: mother in law during that scene, and that was awkward
Speaker 9: as hell. I saw with my old man. That's Chris
Speaker 9: is old man too. That's Chris's daddy.
Speaker 2: Oh with how many wives?
Speaker 4: About eight? Oh? Geez?
Speaker 9: All right, look, I know some of you are going
Speaker 9: to think I'm doing this just to hit the button,
Speaker 9: and you're right. The only reason I'm reading the stories
Speaker 9: just so I can hit the button. But it has
Speaker 9: to be done.
Speaker 4: Whatever makes you happy. Mini is a great day in Connecticut.
Speaker 9: She stands three feet two inches tall, which officially makes
Speaker 9: her the tallest female dog in the world. That's a
Speaker 9: huge bitch, well played. Yeah you had to read that.
Speaker 9: What do you aesaus?
Speaker 2: What do you call the fact that she's named Many
Speaker 2: but she's not many?
Speaker 4: That's a m It's not redundant. It's a coincidence. No,
Speaker 4: it's a why can't I think of that?
Speaker 9: I'm gonna start this play through over. Let's see here, glass, Joe.
Speaker 4: Is it ironic? I guess it would be irony, But
Speaker 4: there is a word for it, Quinci. Get back to us.
Speaker 9: Coment tales always point away from the sun because they
Speaker 9: were created by solar winds. Oh, so, next time Randy
Speaker 9: sends you a video, oh, check the solar winds. Check
Speaker 9: the tail before Randy says there's a spaceship in this
Speaker 9: comet and he's gonna, you know, the mothership is gonna
Speaker 9: abduct us and bring us to some planet zor lore
Speaker 9: or something. Just tell Randy, could you at least check
Speaker 9: the freaking tail on the comment Randy, pull your hands up.
Speaker 6: Do you want to know Randy's newest bit? Oh my god,
Speaker 6: Randy is convinced on August twelfth, the world will be
Speaker 6: without gravity for seven seconds?
Speaker 4: Oh sweet, what are you gonna do? He's convinced?
Speaker 6: Come on, he sent like eight videos yesterday, like NASA
Speaker 6: leak this bit about how on August twelfth, the world
Speaker 6: will be without gravity for seven seconds. Does he know
Speaker 6: how gravity works? I don't think so. But he thinks
Speaker 6: it will be gone for seven second.
Speaker 2: You gonna tape everything down in his home? He doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: You have gravitational pull. That's not even a joke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting. You know another fun fact. Planes have
Speaker 2: to land into the wind. So if you're playing golf,
Speaker 2: that's how you can know which way the wind is going,
Speaker 2: because the planes have to land into the wind.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. There you go. Is that right?
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 9: Back up twenty six How did Randy do in school?
Speaker 9: You went to school? He did pretty good?
Speaker 4: He did well. Yeah, so he has the ability for
Speaker 4: critical thinking, yes he does.
Speaker 6: Yes, wow, yeah, he also believes in centaurs.
Speaker 9: Wolf Not all right, Parish, I'm not trying to point
Speaker 9: at you, but look, this is this is in your past.
Speaker 9: But still think about this for a second, and this
Speaker 9: is this is at first it's going to sound impossible,
Speaker 9: but then we can do Then we'll do the math
Speaker 9: and figure this out. A guy got arrested after he
Speaker 9: was caught driving while twenty one times the legal limit. WHOA,
Speaker 9: Now you're saying that is impossible, right, Oh so he
Speaker 9: had been a rested so many times in the past
Speaker 9: with previous to UIs that his legal limit was point
Speaker 9: zero two and he was pulled over and the breathalyzer
Speaker 9: got him at point four to seven. He was, oh wow,
Speaker 9: able to move. He wasn't dead. Anything over point four
Speaker 9: is often seen as potentially fatal. He was at point
Speaker 9: four two seven, So twenty one times the legal limit.
Speaker 4: Holy cow.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: On the count of three, where was.
Speaker 9: This in three two one Wisconsin?
Speaker 4: That is the correct answer.
Speaker 7: Nice, He must have just taken a big goal for something, right,
Speaker 7: because that would kill a person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, A surprised that the tolerance we can build.
Speaker 6: I think he probably starts at a two to zero,
Speaker 6: so fifty miles west of Green Bay. Uh so, even
Speaker 6: by normal standards, that's five times over five times the
Speaker 6: legal limit. Cops say he was all over the road,
Speaker 6: kept speeding up and slowing down, almost slammed into a
Speaker 6: guard rail before they stopped him. He was so drunk
Speaker 6: they took him to a hospital at first, before jail,
Speaker 6: because again he's at.
Speaker 4: A level where he should have been dead.
Speaker 9: He is facing charges for drunk driving and driving without
Speaker 9: his court mandated interlock device.
Speaker 2: Probably not the drunkest he's ever been either, if he's
Speaker 2: getting behind the wheel.
Speaker 4: And I don't know how you can get much drunk
Speaker 4: or without dying?
Speaker 2: How does that work with like the percentages? Is that
Speaker 2: actually how much alcohol is in your blood?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that actually how it works? Yeah? Yeah, was
Speaker 4: that a dumb question?
Speaker 3: No, I really don't know.
Speaker 1: Basically, almost a half of a percent of your blood
Speaker 1: is alcohol. Yeah, yikes. Wow, yeah, that's a ton greasy
Speaker 1: greasy is right?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: Here, here's a little positivity when it comes to drinking.
Speaker 9: Oh good, What age do you think the average American
Speaker 9: starts to lose interest in drinking alcohol?
Speaker 4: Oh? Good question. Let's take addiction out of it.
Speaker 3: Ninety.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go fifty twenty eight, thirty five.
Speaker 3: You know, fifty I think is a good guess. But
Speaker 3: you know what, maybe younger because like forty four thirty.
Speaker 4: Three almost nailed at thirty two.
Speaker 9: My guess is it's you are now settled into you
Speaker 9: have young kids and obviously probably maybe ten years into
Speaker 9: a job, and you're just like, it's just not worth
Speaker 9: it anymore. So again, starting they're not saying you quit
Speaker 9: drinking at thirty two. It's just like, I don't really
Speaker 9: need to have this be my entire percent anymore.
Speaker 4: I got other things to worry about.
Speaker 9: So thirty two is the average age where you start
Speaker 9: walking away from drinking or you retire around then and really.
Speaker 4: Catch your strap. Yeah, you missed out on the good times.
Speaker 9: We're that a customer in Connecticut was walking into a
Speaker 9: restaurant and unprovoked was attacked with bear spray.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not nice. Again, I just have the headline,
Speaker 4: they don't have the details.
Speaker 9: So I have no idea why somebody was randomly sprayed
Speaker 9: with bear spray.
Speaker 2: But did he look like a viral who carries around
Speaker 2: bear spray?
Speaker 6: Harry, if you leave the bells at home, pay Tommy
Speaker 6: carries around bear spray. To some people, bear spray is
Speaker 6: just aquadigio or.
Speaker 4: Cool water or whatever.
Speaker 9: Who knows. What are the kids wearing these days? What
Speaker 9: do you wear? For cologne, Parker, we asked you this.
Speaker 9: Whatever Taylor gets fab fab I don't know, probably just
Speaker 9: I don't even know the name of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Americans say that guacamole is so often so good
Speaker 6: that eighty percent of Americans double dip into guacamole.
Speaker 4: Because they can't help it. Yeah, yeah, my wife.
Speaker 9: That's a famous Seinfeld reference right where that George gets
Speaker 9: caught double dipping a chip right at a I think
Speaker 9: it's a funeral, and he double dips the chip, and
Speaker 9: the guy loses his mind because what are you doing?
Speaker 4: You double dip the chip. You dip once, and that's it.
Speaker 4: You en.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but eighty percent of Americans say, even during cold
Speaker 9: and flu season, that they will double dip gquacam Only.
Speaker 6: You guys double walk them home. Yeah, what about parties
Speaker 6: or group functions. No, you get a plate, You get
Speaker 6: some on your plate. Yeah, take some chips. You stand around,
Speaker 6: You wait until you can tell everybody you're going to
Speaker 6: the bathroom, pull hockey, and then you're gone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you hope you're The chip ratio is good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm allergic to avocados. I can't Yeah, I can't
Speaker 7: eat them.
Speaker 4: Quack them on these outstand. But then if you get
Speaker 4: a bad quak, it's bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that you gotta make it at home. It's
Speaker 6: a fine line, little garlic, little tomato.
Speaker 3: You're a bad walk, aren't you.
Speaker 4: What's the best thing your wife makes?
Speaker 3: Love?
Speaker 6: Uh Louis Louis Uh stove top popcorn. Oh yeah, it's outstanding, buttery, buttery,
Speaker 6: all of it.
Speaker 4: It's so good. Oh yeah, it's good and maybe the
Speaker 4: easiest thing on the planet.
Speaker 6: But it's also it's also very easy to screw up
Speaker 6: it is.
Speaker 4: It's a skill. Yeah. The popcorn she makes is outstanding.
Speaker 4: She's got good timing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should have her toast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she makes a good breakfast. Yeah, she's good on
Speaker 6: a lot of things. But what happened to your waffles?
Speaker 6: I miss I miss walking into work and smelling the waffle.
Speaker 4: Down the hallway.
Speaker 6: I don't want to waddle my fat ass down there,
Speaker 6: and there's no fridge.
Speaker 3: To put my yelled at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got yelled at.
Speaker 6: Emily got mad at me because I stole the toaster.
Speaker 4: I'm on Emily's side.
Speaker 6: Okay, of course you think you've never none of you
Speaker 6: have ever been on my side. Well, she's very sweet.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, take that back. Hockey has hockey's been on
Speaker 6: my side.
Speaker 9: I was on Team Sauce for that softball thing. Yeah good, yeah,
Speaker 9: I just I don't know. Emily works her ass off.
Speaker 9: She's hard workers. She's a sweetheart. Everybody here loves her.
Speaker 9: She's the kind of gal that you like. You find
Speaker 9: out she's on a bowling team and you're like, I'm
Speaker 9: gonna go bowl. I want to hang out in bowl
Speaker 9: with there that that happened. No, I'm just saying in general,
Speaker 9: that's that's her vibe is like a friendly bowling team
Speaker 9: kind of a vibe.
Speaker 4: Paul of your hands. What happens.
Speaker 6: Like, let's say she quits like two weeks into it,
Speaker 6: I'm bowling for her. So the the but so the
Speaker 6: waffle is over. You're done with waffles because you don't
Speaker 6: want to walk down the hall.
Speaker 4: But I use the there's a freezer to put them in.
Speaker 4: There should be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's they put it down the hall.
Speaker 6: Dude, all right, well then I will. Then I'll get
Speaker 6: some today. Yep, all right, So it's the freezer not
Speaker 6: the walking. Yeah, little column Ae, little a Columbie.
Speaker 9: Oh they find out, Yeah, I'll do it, aren't you
Speaker 9: know I'm not saying waffles are super healthy, but aren't
Speaker 9: you eating like some weird protein waffle's.
Speaker 4: Like gluten free they're supposed to be. I don't know,
Speaker 4: good for us, they're they're not terrible for you. I
Speaker 4: go ones. Yeah, I do like that.
Speaker 9: You're trying to be hell healthy but refuse to walk
Speaker 9: an extra one hundred steps.
Speaker 6: To go to the toaster fifty Yeah what? Here's why?
Speaker 6: And from somebody who has a routine like you do,
Speaker 6: and you do a lot of the things the same
Speaker 6: go on. When it was changed after about four years
Speaker 6: of doing it, it it messed me up.
Speaker 4: I hated it.
Speaker 6: I want to go in there, put it in, get
Speaker 6: my cup of coffee, come out here, do the things
Speaker 6: I gotta do. When that, when that timing is done,
Speaker 6: go back in there, get my waffle, sit back down,
Speaker 6: grab the stuff for you guys off the printer, hand
Speaker 6: it to you and then do that and then got
Speaker 6: screwed up.
Speaker 4: What kind of waffle is it? It's ah, the Kodiak No,
Speaker 4: but those are good. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen this video and I have details, but ih,
Speaker 6: my god, you'll read this headline.
Speaker 4: You guys can tell me what you think Christopher.
Speaker 9: A guy proposed on stage at a concert, got rejected
Speaker 9: and then immediately got hugged by Scooby Doo.
Speaker 4: Huh, that's what this says. It says it's a viral video.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't seen it. Have you guys
Speaker 4: seen this?
Speaker 9: No, A guy proposed on stage at a concert, got rejected.
Speaker 9: If that's not staged, that hurts, and then got hugged
Speaker 9: by Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're proposing it a Scooby Doo concert
Speaker 2: field stage. Yeah, hmm, I don't know people proposing weird places.
Speaker 4: Scooby Doo. Is he the dog? Yes? Oh man, oh boy.
Speaker 4: Generational difference. You guys watched.
Speaker 3: Stand would literally run home from the school bus.
Speaker 4: Really yeah? Wow.
Speaker 2: That was like our SpongeBob or something like that. I
Speaker 2: mean one of many, but sure it was one of
Speaker 2: the group.
Speaker 4: G I Joe never got in a G Joe. I
Speaker 4: got it in G Joe. I'm like, G I Joe
Speaker 4: was sweet.
Speaker 9: It was for people that were higher up on the
Speaker 9: cove Momoa scale, right, a little more manly, Sergeant Slaughter.
Speaker 4: I was watching Smurfs.
Speaker 7: I got an email from mister z Raving about how great.
Speaker 7: The Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Awards were no.
Speaker 7: Boy, I was just looking through the whole list of
Speaker 7: Rotten Tomatoes Awards.
Speaker 4: Is that a real thing.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at them right now. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And it's like they made an awards thing just so
Speaker 7: they could give every movie made and every television show
Speaker 7: made an award, Like I can't believe, like.
Speaker 3: There is a.
Speaker 7: Best movie went the Sinners. Best Limited Movie went to
Speaker 7: Wake Up, a Knives Out Mystery, wake Up dead Man.
Speaker 7: Best Series went to and Or. Best News Series went
Speaker 7: to Pluralbus Fantastic. Best Returning Series went to and Or.
Speaker 7: Best Anthology Series went to Handle Adolescents.
Speaker 3: It's like like.
Speaker 7: Every there's so many different categories that every movie could
Speaker 7: have won Best Comedy Series. Our Best Comedy Movie went
Speaker 7: to Naked Gun the remake. Best Drama Movie went to
Speaker 7: Sentimental Value. I don't even know what that is. On
Speaker 7: and on and on and on and on. I mean,
Speaker 7: there's so many categories is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: H wow, everybody gets surprised.
Speaker 3: Everybody gets one.
Speaker 4: This was just this was just for the website. This
Speaker 4: was not an actual award show. It was just for
Speaker 4: the website, just posted it. Huh. Yeah, I didn't see Sinners.
Speaker 4: You guys see Sinners. I think it was fantastic, very
Speaker 4: very good.
Speaker 5: I watched a little bit. Nikki was watching it the
Speaker 5: other day. I just I caught a little bit of it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: completely originally, Yeah, it was good. Yeah, Michael B. Jordan's
Speaker 5: great playing two roles was cool. And Hailey Steinfeld. Yeah
Speaker 5: it was excellent.
Speaker 2: I finished Playerbus too, by the way, and phenomenal, phenomenal.
Speaker 4: Right, how about the final? What thirty seconds? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, I just want a cliffhanger. I was so mad
Speaker 2: there wasn't another episode or yeah already and it sounds
Speaker 2: like they're trying to go as fast as possible, but
Speaker 2: who knows how long it's gonna take for But man.
Speaker 9: That's a final thirty seconds.
Speaker 4: It's sweet.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's unlike a lot of things I've ever watched, exactly.
Speaker 9: That's different what Christian said about since completely original rap,
Speaker 9: I've never seen anything like Plurivists.
Speaker 4: It's awesome. Uh.
Speaker 6: Two women in California were arrested for allegedly using fake
Speaker 6: one hundred dollars bills to pay for two dollars to
Speaker 6: five dollars fast food orders.
Speaker 9: Now I'm going to take the side of them. I
Speaker 9: think that's genius. If I had a whole bunch of
Speaker 9: fake hundred dollars bills. If you go to a jewelry
Speaker 9: store and try to pay for a, you know, something expensive,
Speaker 9: my guess is they're more apt to be careful because
Speaker 9: they're selling you something expensive.
Speaker 6: The place that's going to care the least is a
Speaker 6: place taking a two dollars fast food order.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so even though it's a fake one hundred.
Speaker 9: Dollars bill and you're only getting two to five dollars
Speaker 9: out of it, I think the risk versus you're like,
Speaker 9: you have zero risk, but somehow they got caught.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're trying to travel away.
Speaker 6: How bad were these bills if they got caught at
Speaker 6: a fast food joined?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The old the old fast food scam before you would
Speaker 6: like write the mark around it to see if it
Speaker 6: was re because people would like they would try where
Speaker 6: they'd say, hey, I gave you a hundred, and they
Speaker 6: would try and catch like at a busy restaurant with
Speaker 6: maybe like a teenager would be like, oh okay, and
Speaker 6: then just hand you seventy five bucks and change. But
Speaker 6: now most places they put it on top or scan
Speaker 6: it with that market to see if it's really interesting.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you ever felt like you do you ever feel
Speaker 9: like you got scammed while you were working at dairy
Speaker 9: queen back?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you want to drive through or just no?
Speaker 6: I worked the counter, Yeah, and they would yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 6: I think I tried that on. Well, they probably walked
Speaker 6: in and like, there's the idy. He doesn't know, man,
Speaker 6: he doesn't know.
Speaker 9: Let's let's hand him at twenty and see how long
Speaker 9: it takes him to keep exchange stone to the be
Speaker 9: Jesus which you were yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You see the Shack video.
Speaker 2: I guess Shack has these restaurants and he went to
Speaker 2: go pay his own restaurant, and the guy at the
Speaker 2: cashier like check to see if Shack's money was real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at his own restaurant. Love that.
Speaker 9: Best jobs in America, according to US News and World
Speaker 9: Report in twenty twenty six, Nope, nurse practitioner. They say
Speaker 9: the unemployment rate is less than one percent, so it's
Speaker 9: typical salaries one hundred and twenty nine thousand a year.
Speaker 9: So you make a good chunk of change and you
Speaker 9: almost always have a job. So job security pretty solid.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 9: Financial manager is number two, IT manager number three, Information
Speaker 9: security analyst four, and then a physician's assistant number.
Speaker 4: Five, So basically money healthcare tech. Yep.
Speaker 9: The rest of the top ten are medical and health
Speaker 9: services manager, software to a software developer, data scientist, speech
Speaker 9: language pathologist, pilot, and former hockey players.
Speaker 4: Oh nice, it's a good job. Yeah, good for them,
Speaker 4: doesn't suck. Not a bad gig, sauce. You're on this list, what.
Speaker 1: Pilot?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was Yeah, yep, yep, yep, pilot.
Speaker 7: A big ten school is going to be debuting the
Speaker 7: largest video board ever used in a stadium dedicated exclusively
Speaker 7: the college football ahead of the twenty twenty sixth season.
Speaker 3: Illinois.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, it would not have been my guest.
Speaker 7: The new video board being installed at the south end
Speaker 7: of Geese Memorial Stadium.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: We'll measure sixty nine feet by two hundred and fifty
Speaker 7: feet and stretch more than seventeen three hundred square feet,
Speaker 7: making it larger than the video boards used by twenty
Speaker 7: seven NFL teams.
Speaker 4: That's a huge bit. That's right, it's a big board.
Speaker 9: It is so hand do you where does that compare
Speaker 9: to Dallas's bit? You said it's the biggest in college football.
Speaker 7: Like the biggest in college football. Yeah, but it doesn't.
Speaker 7: It just isn't twenty seven.
Speaker 9: Because isn't the one in Dallas, like the biggest in
Speaker 9: professional sports?
Speaker 4: I don't think so anymore. Cast it is, Well is
Speaker 4: a monster too, right the video thing.
Speaker 1: Las is the largest that is uh and then followed
Speaker 1: by Levi's Stadium in UH San Francisco.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, if you were I'm looking at this
Speaker 7: on bleacher Report, they have a mockup of it compared
Speaker 7: to just go to Illinois football if you want, at
Speaker 7: Illinois football and look at it. So they have what
Speaker 7: it looks like currently with the video board they have,
Speaker 7: and then what it's going to look like when they
Speaker 7: put to monstrosity and holy holy look at the size
Speaker 7: of that thing.
Speaker 4: Holy smokes.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's enormous. Like wow, I do do people I
Speaker 7: really don't know. Do people go to Illinois football games?
Speaker 4: Or yeah they're good, Yeah they're good. It's a cool
Speaker 4: college town.
Speaker 3: Yea, what city is a name? Champagne Champagna by a Champagne.
Speaker 7: Yeah that is cool, pretty neat, pretty pretty cool?
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 9: Yeah, according to this, maybe you said some of these numbers,
Speaker 9: but so they the top ten largest displays in college football.
Speaker 9: Illinois is gonna have seventeen thousand, three hundred and fifteen
Speaker 9: square feet.
Speaker 4: That's almost seven thousand.
Speaker 9: More than the next closest, which is AUBURNE. A lot
Speaker 9: of big ten teams though, in the top because it
Speaker 9: goes Illinois won Auburn two, Purdue three, Oregon four, Michigan five,
Speaker 9: Drunken Scanie six, and it's a bunch of other teams,
Speaker 9: but a lot of a lot.
Speaker 4: Of big ten in the top six. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Neat, that's pretty big.
Speaker 4: We go for as fall we had.
Speaker 3: That was just pretty big, is it? I don't know
Speaker 3: how Yeah?
Speaker 4: Pretty big? Yeah.
Speaker 7: Hey Parker Hell, I'm interested to see if you've ever
Speaker 7: seen any of these movies.
Speaker 3: Oh god, when you were when were you born? What year?
Speaker 4: You're not got a party like it's nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4: He was part of the Biscuit baby boom. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9: Your parents probably were into what three dollars Bill y'all
Speaker 9: or significant other.
Speaker 4: I don't that's foreign language to me. They were both great.
Speaker 7: These are some of the most rewatchable movies of the
Speaker 7: nineteen eighties. Have you ever seen The Shining No, have
Speaker 7: you ever seen Raiders of the Lost Dark.
Speaker 4: No, do you know who the lead character and Raiders
Speaker 4: of the Lost Dark is? No? Damn, that even breaks
Speaker 4: my heart that a little. I can't even guess, Like the.
Speaker 9: Alpino the character the lead character and Raiders of the
Speaker 9: Lost Art no clue? Damn.
Speaker 4: What about the Temple to Doom? No clue? What about
Speaker 4: the Last Crusade? This is all the same character? What
Speaker 4: is this the series? Yes?
Speaker 3: What if I told you his first name was, Oh, this.
Speaker 4: Is Indiana Indian. Yeah, it's a great film. I haven't
Speaker 4: couldn't seen none of them.
Speaker 2: No, what about Back to the Future definitely have, like
Speaker 2: probably watched it once or twice. And I know the
Speaker 2: shoes because like, yes, that's like the holy Grail of
Speaker 2: of shoes. Like I always wanted a pair of those
Speaker 2: in the second one, Yeah, yeah, that's like the that
Speaker 2: was like the new Tech And then they actually came
Speaker 2: out with those basketball shoes and the Nike adapts and
Speaker 2: I had a pair and you could tighten your shoes
Speaker 2: from your phone. It was pretty cool, boy. But that's
Speaker 2: like as far as I get on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And one more, have you ever you've seen die Hard?
Speaker 4: Right? Oh? Man?
Speaker 2: What about Jaws. That was the seventies though, but yeah, still,
Speaker 2: I know, like the like I watched The Office, so
Speaker 2: like I knew die Hard was God, it's you know,
Speaker 2: play in the Office. But I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: seen Diehard. They say it's a Christmas movie. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the debate. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen it, though,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen.
Speaker 3: Have you seen pulled Fiction?
Speaker 4: No? Oh standing, I mean flap Shot Taylor probably has.
Speaker 4: But Taylor, Taylor, you have not been doing your job.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: Revenge of the Nerds. Love Revenge of the Nerds.
Speaker 3: That's like, thank God, save the show.
Speaker 4: It's like one of my favorites.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: And I like those kind of movies like Breakfast Club
Speaker 2: I love, and Revenge of the Nerves and sixteen Candles
Speaker 2: and so maybe I need you need to go watch
Speaker 2: some of these again.
Speaker 9: You're you're only You're the only one on the show
Speaker 9: that we recommend things to and you go do them.
Speaker 4: I do you really do Crystal seen Jaws yet? No?
Speaker 9: But he was gonna go see it in the theater
Speaker 9: and I thought that was the right play, and he
Speaker 9: said he just missed the window in the theater.
Speaker 2: So I've just seen clips the Jaws and it doesn't
Speaker 2: even look real. It looks it's awesome. It's it's so
Speaker 2: shark stuff though, it's so good. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I watched it again with them the last year with
Speaker 9: my at the time, she was probably ten, and she
Speaker 9: freaking loved it.
Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 9: There's only one second one.
Speaker 3: I like the one where the three.
Speaker 6: D Michael's four. The second one is okay because Spielberg
Speaker 6: was still attached to it.
Speaker 9: Then three is one of the worst movies of all time,
Speaker 9: and four somehow in the conversation for worst as well.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you only need to see the first one.
Speaker 3: Watch up in the Future.
Speaker 6: Three okay, Shaws, The Revenge, Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say eight percent twelve two percent?
Speaker 4: Do you like it though? Right? Yeah, it's that's generous.
Speaker 4: I should have guessed. Eight nine No, Noon is.
Speaker 9: Next, Paris will see you on Friday for initials Park
Speaker 9: will see you in a week Season nine The Noon
Speaker 9: is next, seeing them all five thirty to nine Powers
Speaker 9: You want to tona fan?
Speaker 3: Hey, Renny handle running for this. You have to have
Speaker 3: a love you, be careful of you