Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Power Trip.
Speaker 2: Here's Rob Brazinski, our vice president of football operations, talking
Speaker 2: about the quarterback situation for you, Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 3: It's just about exploring every potential opportunity. You know, we
Speaker 3: need to have, you know, a baseline quarterback play, you know,
Speaker 3: to be successful. You know, every organization does. Ko has
Speaker 3: talked a lot about j J McCarthy and the confidence
Speaker 3: that we have in him. You know, he's been through
Speaker 3: some adversity from an injury standpoint.
Speaker 4: He's a great person.
Speaker 1: He works really hard.
Speaker 5: The game is.
Speaker 3: Really important him and so you know, like any room,
Speaker 3: uh in in our building as far as positions, we
Speaker 3: want the we want the best competition. And you know,
Speaker 3: the quarterback room is there's no room more important. And
Speaker 3: uh you know we're gonna look under every stone to
Speaker 3: have the best option in that room with JJ.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Rob Zinsky, vice President Football Operations. Good dude,
Speaker 2: Yeah dude, good at his job. We're gonna figure it all, right, Parker,
Speaker 2: I hope.
Speaker 5: So can that be fun?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 5: The championship? Oh yeah, yeah, that'd be sweet. We could
Speaker 5: use one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sauce you love the NFL draft, Yes, don't
Speaker 4: make a face.
Speaker 5: Do your poker face ready?
Speaker 1: Quit making faces over there place.
Speaker 4: That's it, that's your poker face. I'm Parker, Zach Andhawk.
Speaker 4: How many of the last six number one draft picks
Speaker 4: can sauce get without guessing incorrectly? For the Minnesota Vikings
Speaker 4: Vikings number one picks, number one Vikings number one picks?
Speaker 4: The last six, how many gigs?
Speaker 5: And I would say six. I would say six, but
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go five to be a little different.
Speaker 4: You think he's gonna forget one or get one, he's
Speaker 4: gonna miss one. Yeah, but I do trust you, saus
Speaker 4: Just so you know, fives and six is across the board.
Speaker 4: The last six sauce go.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: Last year was Donovan Jackson.
Speaker 5: That's one.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6: Draft was Dallas Turner and JJ McCarthy.
Speaker 4: That's two and three. Twenty three was.
Speaker 6: Jordan Addison, that's four, twenty two was Lewis Cne that's
Speaker 6: five and twenty uh one was well, twenty was Justin Jefferson,
Speaker 6: twenty one was I was Gladney.
Speaker 5: I think Gladney was a final answer.
Speaker 4: Five out of six is the correct answer, glad It
Speaker 4: gives it away, Gladden. He was also twenty twenty with
Speaker 4: with Jefferson. If I tell you the position, it's almost.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Was it Kurt was twenty twenty one? Christian darrisaw it
Speaker 4: was Chris Christian Darrissa. I agree that was a good pick. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was great. He's healthy football.
Speaker 5: Was it Kurt Bills?
Speaker 4: Who was the first round pick in seventeen?
Speaker 5: Was it Kurt Bills?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I take that back. There wasn't a first round pick
Speaker 4: in seventeen? Who was their first pick in seventeen? He
Speaker 4: was a second round Delvin Cook? Was it k who
Speaker 4: was the first rounder in twenty sixteen?
Speaker 5: He was a wide receiver? Oh? Laquon Treadwell? Dang Right?
Speaker 5: Who was the first round pick in fifteen? Successful? Wayne?
Speaker 5: Wayne Bill?
Speaker 4: About fourteen? There was two of them in fourteen? Are
Speaker 4: you gonna answer him? Was not Kurk Bills?
Speaker 5: Pat?
Speaker 4: There were two of them twenty four.
Speaker 5: Two first round picks in fourteen?
Speaker 1: Come on, babe, you've got this? What am I'm?
Speaker 4: I said?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was Teddy Bridgewater and Anthony Barr nailed it. That's it, dude,
Speaker 4: you're an In twenty and thirteen we had three first
Speaker 4: round pick Rhodes. It was Rhodes, Corderio Pattison and Sharif.
Speaker 5: Floyd nailed it? WHOA all right?
Speaker 4: Last one that we can move on. I'm just actually
Speaker 4: two more just had of fun.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Twenty twelve we had two first round picks. Was Christian Ponder?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: Twenty twelve was twenty eleven? Was Christian Ponder? That is
Speaker 6: dirrecty twelve. Sorry, Pat, I'll give you the number pick.
Speaker 6: They were in middle help. One of them was the
Speaker 6: fourth pick, one was twenty ninth. Well, twenty ninth was
Speaker 6: Harrison Smith and the fourth pick was Matt Khalil.
Speaker 5: Kid's a freak. Damn keep going?
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? We had no first round
Speaker 4: pick in twenty ten, but we had two second rounders
Speaker 4: butt cracks. Name those two butt cracks. One of them
Speaker 4: twenty ten was Eric Kendricks. One of them.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Two second round picks in twenty ten, No first rounder?
Speaker 4: Oh boom it was. It was Chris Cook. Chris Cook
Speaker 4: and the other one's tricky?
Speaker 5: What position was it? Does that give it away? Probably
Speaker 5: you can get it running back? Oh?
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 5: Stanford Oh. Toby Gerhart. Toby Gerhart.
Speaker 6: Two thousand and seven was Adrian Peterson. Two thousand and
Speaker 6: nine was Percy Harvin. Sure he's pudgy.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and eight is tricky because we didn't have
Speaker 4: a first either. We just had a second round pick.
Speaker 4: How about this for a draft? We had a second
Speaker 4: two fifths and two sixths. Yuck, two thousand and eight
Speaker 4: it worked out.
Speaker 5: No, no, it didn't. It's never worked out.
Speaker 8: The next year we went to you know, yeah another
Speaker 8: following year after that.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: Oh, one was Culpepper. No, no, don't know.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 4: One was Bryan McKinney.
Speaker 5: No, that was O two.
Speaker 1: When was it deal with the he showed up with
Speaker 1: the camouflage.
Speaker 5: That was ninety nine.
Speaker 4: That was Demetrius Underwood with Dante.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now you've gone on records saying the two thousand and
Speaker 4: six draft was our worst. Correct, That was Rasmus James
Speaker 4: And no, that was five the year after though. You've
Speaker 4: told me off the air multiple times that the that
Speaker 4: the Vikings blew it the most in two thousand and six,
Speaker 4: that was their most embarrassing draft.
Speaker 5: It's got Oh it's Chat green Way. No, he's really good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Greenway was the best. He was awesome man.
Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, when was guards he taken?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: He was. I think he got drafted out of seven
Speaker 4: different universities but never caught on traded on draft Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's time for a fan five on the power trip.
Speaker 4: The Gophers lost the number three Michigan seventy seven sixty
Speaker 4: seven closed at halftime, like at twenty two and a
Speaker 4: half point dogs. I mean, I'm not saying borrel victory
Speaker 4: at this point, but it's the third ranked team in
Speaker 4: the country. You got six guys the bench scored zero points.
Speaker 4: Kate Tyson played forty minutes. Again, I don't know what
Speaker 4: else they're supposed to do.
Speaker 9: Guy's gotta be tired, man. Yeah, those guys got to
Speaker 9: be so tired. I mean I was exhausted. I Grant
Speaker 9: went through knee injuries obviously, but playing twenty five minutes
Speaker 9: a night like so tired the next day and you know,
Speaker 9: the season ends and you're just like you need a vacation.
Speaker 9: So hopefully those guys, their parts in their minds are
Speaker 9: selling it because this is the this is the tough
Speaker 9: time of year.
Speaker 4: Three games to go in the regular season. They have
Speaker 4: a UCLA on Saturday, and then next week they're at Indiana,
Speaker 4: they play Northwestern, then we get the Big Ten tournament.
Speaker 4: So maybe just a handful of games left for this group,
Speaker 4: and then hopefully Nico can get some guys in here,
Speaker 4: get some transfer portal guys in here, and start over
Speaker 4: next year and keep building this thing up.
Speaker 5: Throw some chicken around, throw some chicken.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that means, but that sounds now.
Speaker 4: I want chicken.
Speaker 1: Give chicken in money.
Speaker 5: Oh I thought this was like a Glenn Taylor reference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they call money chicken. Now, Yeah you never heard that? No,
Speaker 4: what does that mean? Like, where does it come from?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: I just getting that chicken, getting that chicken.
Speaker 1: I'm just learning the slang from now, and.
Speaker 4: I would just rather have chicken almost always. Yeah, if
Speaker 4: you give me money, I'm gonna buy chicken. So I
Speaker 4: guess either way it's gonna end up being for you.
Speaker 5: Here really is.
Speaker 2: Go for center for the bench talk. After last night's game,
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 4: Would you rather do than play basketball? Buddy? Times? They
Speaker 4: come on, are you excited for the next game?
Speaker 5: Not one body for Rell.
Speaker 9: That's funny because literally I had a teammate who was
Speaker 9: a center named Parrell Pain.
Speaker 4: Yeah he knew that, Yeah he knew related. This is
Speaker 4: the bench Yeah, when you mentioned the Pistons Pistons earlier,
Speaker 4: is your guy Dawson Stole in the Pistons system.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he has gone.
Speaker 9: He underwent surgery, I think two months ago now. He
Speaker 9: had an extra bone in his foot, so he ended
Speaker 9: up getting that removed. And I don't think he's back
Speaker 9: to plan, but I'm pretty sure he'll be back with
Speaker 9: the Pistons next year.
Speaker 5: And it's just one of those things where he's trying
Speaker 5: to work his way up. Great bit, yeah, punch out. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't know that.
Speaker 4: Oh was I just gonna ask, Oh, what's that? What's
Speaker 4: the G League pay? Is Dawson Garcia making in the
Speaker 4: G League for the Pistons? Don't know.
Speaker 9: I think, you know, everybody's different. I think like a
Speaker 9: base salary in the G League is like sixty five.
Speaker 9: I think that sounds about right, maybe seventy. But then
Speaker 9: opportunities for two ways, signing hip at ten's, you know,
Speaker 9: call ups COVID. That was like especially big when these
Speaker 9: guys were getting COVID and then you would sign a
Speaker 9: ten day contract and he'd make two hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 9: in those ten days or whatever.
Speaker 5: But it just keeps your keeps your name in that NBA.
Speaker 9: Pool versus you know, the moment you go overseas, you
Speaker 9: can probably make You're gonna make way more money overseas.
Speaker 5: Wow, But now your chance is getting called up to
Speaker 5: the NBA roster is a lot lower. Sure, yeah, but
Speaker 5: he's willing to do that.
Speaker 4: He's in the game to make as much money playing
Speaker 4: basketball for as long.
Speaker 9: As Dawson's a he's a competitor. He'll he'll want to
Speaker 9: play the game for as long as he can. And
Speaker 9: he's he's gone through a couple of little injuries, but
Speaker 9: he's a warrior and I think he'll he'll, you know,
Speaker 9: play the game as long as he's in the three
Speaker 9: on three system too with Team USA Basketball, So that's
Speaker 9: another opportunity as well.
Speaker 5: Summer Olympics. Who knows, but yeah, he's uh, he'll.
Speaker 9: Give himself a great opportunities and he'll.
Speaker 5: Make a lot of money.
Speaker 4: He's been two weeks in LA in two years partying
Speaker 4: with Johnson.
Speaker 2: Would that be ok, you guys question? Yeah, sure, that's
Speaker 2: maybe a real dumb question. I apologize. Why Why did
Speaker 2: the Why why isn't basketball in the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 5: It's a valid question.
Speaker 4: That's a really good question. I was afraid it's gonna.
Speaker 5: Be a dumb question.
Speaker 9: There's nothing to do with snow or right, Yeah, that's
Speaker 9: the only answer I can think of it.
Speaker 5: It's a winter sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at least for us anyway.
Speaker 8: And for your side, right yeah yeah. Is it a
Speaker 8: summer sport anywhere on the outside in the park? Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: but no, that's actually I don't know. Maybe because they
Speaker 8: had it in the summer at the first time they
Speaker 8: did it and kept in the summer.
Speaker 4: But I mean, is there there are no events that
Speaker 4: don't have snow ice? Yeah, trying to.
Speaker 5: Think about it. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's probably the answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go. Huh.
Speaker 4: I mean what other snow or ice things are we missing?
Speaker 4: What else could we do?
Speaker 2: Dad driving yesterday on the way home at about eleven, so.
Speaker 5: My dad calls me.
Speaker 4: My dad's was at my sister's place and he was
Speaker 4: about to drive home and he's like, hey, let me
Speaker 4: know the roads are. So I I leave at about
Speaker 4: eleven and it's it's raining slush, Like my windshill wipers
Speaker 4: were having a hard time moving the slush off my
Speaker 4: and like, what is going on here? Then I get
Speaker 4: about I don't know two miles on three ninety four
Speaker 4: and then it's rain, true, just rain. It went from
Speaker 4: slush to rain within about I don't know two or
Speaker 4: three miles. Then I get to Rockford Road off A
Speaker 4: one sixty nine and it's a skating rink. The worst
Speaker 4: roads I've driven on in a one hundred percent. Everybody's
Speaker 4: flying through stop lights, flying through stop signs. And I
Speaker 4: get to the post office and I text my dad.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's a skating rink. I'm like, if you
Speaker 4: can wait, just stay. The roads are all they're terrible bad.
Speaker 4: And then what By two o'clock it was dry and perfect,
Speaker 4: but there was a two hour window though at least
Speaker 4: where I was on the west side of the city's
Speaker 4: it was undriveable for two hours.
Speaker 9: I was driving on six and I was going twenty
Speaker 9: miles an hour. On thirty six. It was all ice,
Speaker 9: all ice, just literally pure ice. It was absolutely terrible.
Speaker 4: It just took the attempt to get over thirty two
Speaker 4: because when it was at twenty seven it was ice
Speaker 4: and that sucks.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 9: I should not have left when I left, because I
Speaker 9: was getting the freezing rain on my windshields.
Speaker 5: I couldn't see anything.
Speaker 9: I tried to stop but a stop light and had
Speaker 9: to just swerve off to the right, like it was.
Speaker 4: My dog slipped going up the stairs after they went
Speaker 4: to the bathroom. It was like sauce on a porch. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I couldn't not think of you when they were slipping
Speaker 4: and trying to get up the stairs.
Speaker 5: They were more graceful.
Speaker 4: Of course, you were always thinking what I do? Bizarre
Speaker 4: as I left.
Speaker 8: I left here about one yesterday and didn't notice anything
Speaker 8: like all the headlines. I saw the social media going
Speaker 8: crazy like and yeah, you wouldn't have known if you
Speaker 8: weren't on the roads.
Speaker 4: Right around at eleven o'clock time, I had a stop
Speaker 4: light where it went right way before. I was getting
Speaker 4: close to the intersection, and I started slowing down and
Speaker 4: I realized I wasn't stopping at all. I bet I
Speaker 4: pumped my brakes. I'm not exaggerating. I bet it took
Speaker 4: me thirty times to get it to finally stop. My
Speaker 4: brakes absolutely worked. Yes, they didn't go out. No, thank god,
Speaker 4: I'm a great car.
Speaker 5: Yeah you do. I'm glad you're here. Hawk I have
Speaker 5: the answer to that question.
Speaker 9: It was because the Olympics wasn't for like a professional
Speaker 9: players is for amateurs, i e. College players, And when
Speaker 9: college players were in their season, it was the summer.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense. There you go, there you go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good answer, good answer, and something to every day.
Speaker 4: What about like ice sculpting like Homra and Groundhog Day,
Speaker 4: the carved stuff and see who work Princess k the
Speaker 4: Milky Way, but not butter just do ice?
Speaker 5: Those types are sweet.
Speaker 9: Those types of sports are always like interesting to me
Speaker 9: is like you base it on the judges, like figure
Speaker 9: skating frustrating. Yeah, it's like you could watch an amateur
Speaker 9: watching a French judge.
Speaker 4: That's just yeah, you're over it.
Speaker 1: That's tommy.
Speaker 6: Yeah no no, no, no no no, he's air. All
Speaker 6: those sports you know what you're signing up for.
Speaker 4: But imagine if you're in one of those like big
Speaker 4: air competitions, you just rip this sick trick, you celebrate.
Speaker 4: You're like, I'm on the podium for sure, and then
Speaker 4: one judge was like, and that costs you a medal?
Speaker 4: What else was I supposed to do? That's got to
Speaker 4: be really frustrated.
Speaker 9: So interesting too, is like they get done, and they're
Speaker 9: just I mean, I love it the competition, but they're
Speaker 9: celebrating the next person that beat them out of a
Speaker 9: gold medal, Like I would be pissed, Like I'm so
Speaker 9: pissed this guy did a better trick than me, and
Speaker 9: they're just all steeze bro that was sick.
Speaker 8: Steve, I would steeze all American idol on the judges,
Speaker 8: like you don't know, men, you're fat so great.
Speaker 4: So, you know, like in team sports, like when the
Speaker 4: women and the men both ran and overtime, obviously, the
Speaker 4: team that wins massive celebration. The team that doesn't is
Speaker 4: sitting there in heartbreak. It feels so much weirder though,
Speaker 4: when it's an individual sports. So like what you were saying,
Speaker 4: like if you're watching snowboarding and there's one guy left
Speaker 4: to go, and so the three guys that are on
Speaker 4: the podium are at the bottom of the hill waiting,
Speaker 4: and the guy who is trying to get to the
Speaker 4: podium just biffs it hard. Instead of going like, oh man,
Speaker 4: I hope he's okay, the three guys at the bottom
Speaker 4: of the hill lose their mind.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, yes he failed.
Speaker 4: It feels so much weirder to cheer for one person's
Speaker 4: failure as opposed to your your you know, victory or
Speaker 4: your winning.
Speaker 8: How about that shot of that that skear that missed
Speaker 8: that one little thing. And then the foreground is the
Speaker 8: guys like you know, the old man.
Speaker 5: Winter there, they're like, yes, my guy one.
Speaker 4: It's like you're just laughing in his face because he
Speaker 4: missed a gate.
Speaker 5: No wonder why he went to the woods.
Speaker 4: That was the best.
Speaker 9: Like the cross country skier that gets like thirty fifth place,
Speaker 9: but they break their own pr and they're fired up.
Speaker 5: It's like you're not even close to getting a.
Speaker 4: Medal, but you accomplish one thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's the best of it. Man.
Speaker 4: Norway dominates cross countries.
Speaker 5: One guy won seven gold medals.
Speaker 4: Clabo yeah, one six or seven or whatever it was.
Speaker 8: That's insane. They will collapse right as they get past
Speaker 8: the finish line. That's gotta be so tiring.
Speaker 5: Is that Clabo? Yes or no? How you spell it's
Speaker 5: k l A E oh?
Speaker 8: I think see he follows them on it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 8: johannas oh oh, I do recognize that name now it's
Speaker 8: literally it's a purple search link, so it's absolutely I
Speaker 8: definitely opened it.
Speaker 5: Who the hell is Clabo? She's an actress?
Speaker 4: Oh got it? Okay, I agree. I don't follow him,
Speaker 4: but you will. Now somebody we know, oh, somebody we know? Read?
Speaker 5: I know who is?
Speaker 4: I got read?
Speaker 5: I got you all right?
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Speaker 4: our guy Ben Maller on the overnight talking about this,
Speaker 4: and here's the story. You guys can maybe click on
Speaker 4: the video if you want. A soccer match in Istan
Speaker 4: bull got delayed after one of the players stopped to
Speaker 4: do CPR on a bird.
Speaker 5: The soccer ball hit a seagull.
Speaker 4: The ball hit a seagull that was flying by and
Speaker 4: it dropped like a rock. He did chess compressions and
Speaker 4: apparently saved the seagull. He handed it off to medics
Speaker 4: on the side. Then they got it to a vet.
Speaker 1: Here's the seagle.
Speaker 5: That's when it got hit.
Speaker 4: Wait, here's the one.
Speaker 1: That's how they call him over there.
Speaker 4: Saw So it sounds like chess compressions. I don't know
Speaker 4: if they did mouth to mouth on the seagull, but
Speaker 4: let's say you're you're let's say you're playing soccer with
Speaker 4: Little lou Dog and lou Dog just has the foot
Speaker 4: from God right like Pele, and he just launches a
Speaker 4: soccer ball into the air and it crushes the hell
Speaker 4: out of a seagull and it drops like a rock. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and a little lou Dog's like, Dad, I killed it,
Speaker 4: and you're like, lookout, sound I'll save it.
Speaker 5: Would you.
Speaker 4: Do cpr chess compressions, maybe even mouth to beak as
Speaker 4: Parker called it, would you do mouth to beak? So
Speaker 4: little lou doges kill a bird with his foot? Two things,
Speaker 4: My uncle Peter has a soccer ball from Pele. What
Speaker 4: do you mean, like he has an autographed Pelee soccer ball.
Speaker 4: So a soccer ball that he had autographed. Yes, so
Speaker 4: it wasn't like a game used ball or it was
Speaker 4: just a pale autographed it.
Speaker 5: Yep. That's sick. Yep.
Speaker 4: So at some point he'll crystalll inherit it. How does
Speaker 4: that work?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And uh yeah, I mean I would try, but I
Speaker 6: would be more proud of him than he has a
Speaker 6: sweet kicking foot.
Speaker 4: But you would try to save the bird. So he
Speaker 4: didn't devastate him probably, Yeah, mouths a beak or not.
Speaker 6: I mean, no, I think you just do this as
Speaker 6: we learn chess compression. I don't think mouth to mouth
Speaker 6: is a thing anymore. No matter what Tommy tells you,
Speaker 6: it's all this. You're not just to do mouth them
Speaker 6: out anymore. No, we learned it in uh infant CPR.
Speaker 4: You just do this.
Speaker 8: Actually, it would be a good training for CPR and
Speaker 8: a bird. I would imagine they're both very small. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: are you suggesting we go what is going on? Knockout
Speaker 8: some birds? And yesterday I do chest compressions. Why are
Speaker 8: we killing so many animals?
Speaker 5: We're not this war saving? But yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yesterday we offered one hundred thousand dollars to kill a
Speaker 4: raccoum with your bear hand and you said no.
Speaker 5: Thanks, no, thank you. I'm not killing an animal. I
Speaker 5: would feel terrible one hundred thousand.
Speaker 4: I also, my effort level is minimum.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it would take a long time to get from
Speaker 9: the sideline to that bird.
Speaker 5: I think it'd be tired. Yeah, I'd be tired. You
Speaker 5: would call time of death halfway there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if LOUI and I were out in the backyard,
Speaker 6: kicking a soccer ball.
Speaker 4: I would somehow be sitting on a chair.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 5: And back to that wish there.
Speaker 1: Was the electric chair.
Speaker 4: Oh, possible.
Speaker 6: By me.
Speaker 5: Because you're in line for the throne.
Speaker 1: I gotta get ready. I'm married into the family.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna Oh yeah, you're in the family now, Paul,
Speaker 4: what would your king name be?
Speaker 5: Like Paul the what lazy Paul? Yeah? Probably Paul the Lazy? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What would hawks be? Um, it's gotta be something with
Speaker 4: slot machines. No, but to be sure, why not Hawk
Speaker 4: the Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 8: Leave the names to Hawk the Howland Maniac?
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Speaker 4: go away to the cottage. What does the cottage look like?
Speaker 4: Is it like a log log cabin? Like we're talking anyway,
Speaker 4: he didn't see the interior design.
Speaker 5: We're talking.
Speaker 4: We're talking like, are we talking a little house in
Speaker 4: the prairie? Or is as a modern.
Speaker 5: Modern, very nice Florida ceiling windows, Florida ceiling windows, marble countertops.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the countertops we're used.
Speaker 5: Dang, let's go to the cottage.
Speaker 4: My god, who are you talking to? The Opposite of that,
Speaker 4: Maury Povich wants people to stop tagging him on on
Speaker 4: social media because Bonnie Blew the whatever she is, you know,
Speaker 4: whatever title you want to give her, she recently got
Speaker 4: it on with four hundred guys, and this is going
Speaker 4: to shock you got pregnant. So Maury's like, I'm not
Speaker 4: doing this because obviously she was it. Kurt Bills couldn't
Speaker 4: want to know, could have been. Imagine, imagine you're there.
Speaker 4: Let's let's make this real for a second. You're there,
Speaker 4: and you're one.
Speaker 5: Of four hundred.
Speaker 4: You're you've made interesting life choices to begin with. If
Speaker 4: you're in that group. Can you imagine now that is
Speaker 4: that's that is losing the lottery, right if you're one
Speaker 4: of four hundred, but you're the one that got her pregnant.
Speaker 5: This is a beast game season.
Speaker 4: Three five heads.
Speaker 8: And by the way, not that he participated, but if
Speaker 8: he did, Tommy would be number four hundred.
Speaker 1: He's done clean up.
Speaker 4: I don't understand Maury Povic's logic here, though, Like he
Speaker 4: got very rich and made a lot of money and
Speaker 4: was super famous and stayed relevant for decades just by
Speaker 4: doing paternity tests. So now one of the most obvious
Speaker 4: paternity tests, Like, hey, find out which one of the
Speaker 4: four hundred it is. And he's like, leave me out
Speaker 4: of this. What are you talking about? Like, this is
Speaker 4: the bad signal, this is you, this is your thing,
Speaker 4: this is the exact person we should be calling.
Speaker 5: Absolutely a television show made for TV.
Speaker 8: Yeah, would be the only I mean, when's the last
Speaker 8: time he was no, no offense to Maury, but like relevant, Yeah,
Speaker 8: like right, get a Netflix deal off of this, said, cash.
Speaker 4: In did some wealth for I don't I don't know
Speaker 4: how this worked. I don't know ifall four hundred of
Speaker 4: them want their identities reveal. But all of the guys
Speaker 4: that are like yeah, I don't care, I didn't wear
Speaker 4: a mask or ding whatever. You get all of those
Speaker 4: guys to show up, and you have a great questions.
Speaker 4: You have Maury reveal the dad live on Netflix. I
Speaker 4: don't rather watch that then, Pacio Mayweather Hawk did they
Speaker 4: film it?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: Was it Kurt Bill's eighty seven? Yeah, he's got nothing
Speaker 4: else to do. My dad's eighty seven. He's asking me
Speaker 4: about the twins. Scuttle Butt and the bars got nothing
Speaker 4: to do well in all fairness is you'll know because
Speaker 4: your dad's getting older. No eighty seven year old should
Speaker 4: be on the roads when the roads are dry, let
Speaker 4: alone a skating rink. Right, we'll stay off the roads.
Speaker 4: Why does my dad stay off the roads?
Speaker 5: Trying to steal stuffy.
Speaker 4: Johnny Knoxville says that Jackass five is gonna absolutely be
Speaker 4: the last one. Yeah, No, they've said that a couple
Speaker 4: of times. But he's saying this is it comes off
Speaker 4: the summer Rocky. Yeah, those movies are great.
Speaker 5: Those guys are all messed up. Yeah yeah, man.
Speaker 6: I think Knoxville said that when he got hit by
Speaker 6: that bull. He like like it's like the worst injuries
Speaker 6: ever had. His brain is probably.
Speaker 4: Just me and the part.
Speaker 6: Now, like a lot of them are sober, so like
Speaker 6: the fourth one, they were dead sober doing a lot
Speaker 6: of those things. Like, yeah, man, they're funny.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't know. They were probably do a lot
Speaker 5: of drugs in their day. Oh yeah, got the hell
Speaker 5: accuse us?
Speaker 4: Why uh Sony is going to reboot its extended Spider
Speaker 4: Man universe. And this includes things theoretically like Madame Webb
Speaker 4: or Craven, all these movies that bombed and everybody hated Morbius,
Speaker 4: all those movies that were like this, These are terrible.
Speaker 4: They all failed, they all sucked. So Sony's like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna try this again. Who is it asking for that
Speaker 4: fock love Madame web right hard yeah, yeah? And Morbius.
Speaker 1: Yeah she's a madam.
Speaker 5: No, not that movie.
Speaker 1: She's classy man.
Speaker 4: No different film, no, nope.
Speaker 5: Uh, this is sad. Of course, this continues to get sad.
Speaker 4: But the reward for Nancy Guthrie now is up to
Speaker 4: a million dollars. Of those Savannah Guthrie admitted yesterday that
Speaker 4: her mother quote may be lost, So I mean they're
Speaker 4: convinced that she's dead or whatever, but my own mind. Again,
Speaker 4: we've had no proof of life right since she was
Speaker 4: taken about three weeks ago, at least not publicly.
Speaker 5: No, now it's up to a million bucks.
Speaker 6: I don't mean this in a mean way at all,
Speaker 6: but like you forget about it, right, like it you
Speaker 6: just the news cycle just goes on, and it's sad
Speaker 6: that like that was top of the page news and
Speaker 6: now like.
Speaker 8: I didn't think anybody though it was going to be
Speaker 8: this this long. Yeah, because correct, Yeah, just from the
Speaker 8: very beginning, such a bizarre story. And yeah, it just
Speaker 8: keeps on getting weirder.
Speaker 4: And yeah, all right, I need everybody to be honest,
Speaker 4: and then I'm going to give you the scientific recommendation. Okay,
Speaker 4: how often do you guys believe that you replace or
Speaker 4: cycle out your underwear?
Speaker 5: A lot?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 8: I answered very quick, explained that the dog sometimes gets
Speaker 8: into it and just rips it apart.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, like the.
Speaker 8: Dog goes through your underwear, well, I'll leave it on
Speaker 8: the floor or something.
Speaker 4: And why is your underwear on the floor?
Speaker 5: You know, could get to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: When you say dog, you mean your friends?
Speaker 5: No, no about the canine. So your dog chews up
Speaker 5: your underwear?
Speaker 4: They're dragging all right? Yes, let's say your dog Gough
Speaker 4: does not chew it up.
Speaker 8: Let's say it never. Then you never replace your underwear?
Speaker 8: What is this rosen Christmas or something?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: So once the year maybe I would Yeah, once a
Speaker 4: year maybe, yeaheah.
Speaker 6: I have like twenty pairs of show boys, so yeah, how.
Speaker 5: Long have you had them?
Speaker 4: About a year?
Speaker 5: And a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea any end insight? Are you
Speaker 4: going to stick with him for a while? It's probably
Speaker 4: not in sight? Relaxedn't worry about my own I'm asking
Speaker 4: how long?
Speaker 5: That's part of the story.
Speaker 8: Zack your hands up. Can I ask a question about underwear?
Speaker 8: It's not bad underwear? Are you going to ask us
Speaker 8: what kind of under you go to the underwear store
Speaker 8: right and buy the end where? And like it's in
Speaker 8: a resealable bag? Why is the bag is good?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 5: Is this a stand up bit?
Speaker 4: I wanted to be.
Speaker 5: What am I ever going to use?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 8: And even like advertises on the bag, it's just resealable.
Speaker 8: It's like it's not like a vegetable. It's put it
Speaker 8: back in there using it. Maybe they want to use
Speaker 8: it when you travel.
Speaker 5: I guess cross briefs. I'm a boxer brief guy.
Speaker 1: Brief know they have a life cycle. I just kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know, you know when they're done?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They I mean they start to never be clean.
Speaker 5: I can't get that brown. You can start seeing through it.
Speaker 1: I don't own brown underwear.
Speaker 4: So here's the answer, your Mico. No way less than
Speaker 4: that they're saying around six months. And here's why, peewee yuck,
Speaker 4: because washing your underwear doesn't get rid of all of
Speaker 4: the bacteria you leave behind, no matter how clean it looks,
Speaker 4: viruses and fungus and things like that. So there's science
Speaker 4: that back set up in there. The general advice online
Speaker 4: is to replace underwear after six months to a year,
Speaker 4: or about every fifty washes five zero.
Speaker 10: So if you're so so if you have a if
Speaker 10: you have twenty, then it's probably more than that because
Speaker 10: you can wash each one of them fifty times ish, right,
Speaker 10: so your rotations more?
Speaker 5: Yeah, how do you keep track? That would be psychotic
Speaker 5: to be like, I've washed this parrot? Yeah, hey pee wee.
Speaker 1: Depends on whether or not you.
Speaker 5: At the auto show and we all laughed.
Speaker 4: You sure didn't even I did, didn't get on anything,
Speaker 4: Yeah the back of the urinal.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'd say didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't into my own right past the lexus and
Speaker 4: just pete all over it in bloody And what did
Speaker 4: what did the lady that you saw tell you to do?
Speaker 5: Stop drinking energy drinks? And I did for about a
Speaker 5: month exactly? Is he dead? Almost?
Speaker 4: The mass market paperback market, you know, the ones that
Speaker 4: are sold at like drug stores and supermarket area. I
Speaker 4: guess basically getting phased out across the country. That's coming
Speaker 4: to an end. Nobody's buying them anymore, so they're starting
Speaker 4: to That's like the Parker's too young for this, Zach,
Speaker 4: You're probably too young for this as well. Like that's
Speaker 4: Fabio's wheelhouse, right, those romance novels. Like when I remember
Speaker 4: going to the grocery store when I was little, there
Speaker 4: was like that paperback toy slash greeting cards section at supermarkets,
Speaker 4: and I would go over there and I would buy
Speaker 4: an into Turtles, and then I'd see Fabio's long flowing
Speaker 4: hair on some romance smut sex. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: is he still with us? Fabio is still with us.
Speaker 4: He's got to be what you're talking about. So Fabio,
Speaker 4: Fabio's got to be. Well, let's see, that was thirty
Speaker 4: plus years ago, forty so he was probably in his thirties.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to say he was. He's got to
Speaker 4: be early seventies Italian. He's from Milan, Italy. Really, I'll
Speaker 4: go seventy one. I was just there, this guy hogs
Speaker 4: yeah Fabio, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess he's sixty nine.
Speaker 4: Sixty six, sixty six, okay looking guy. Parker watched this
Speaker 4: video online. It'll make your day. So Fabio was famous
Speaker 4: for being just again on romance novel covers. He was
Speaker 4: he was like that guy, right, long flowing hair, open shirt.
Speaker 5: Kind of a guy.
Speaker 4: Right, And then you know your your aunt would read
Speaker 4: it and it was smut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got where was this?
Speaker 4: He was on a roller coaster her and got hit
Speaker 4: in the face by a bird. Oh yeah, And it
Speaker 4: was like the late night talk shows for weeks made
Speaker 4: fun of Bobby was getting hit in the face geez
Speaker 4: by a bird on a roller coaster, which is something
Speaker 4: you don't hear about, but it happened to him.
Speaker 1: The pictures of him with blood oliver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obliterated by a bird.
Speaker 5: I wonder if you give him out to the mouth.
Speaker 8: All right, here we go, here we go watching them
Speaker 8: on the video show it to Parker. Yeah, look up, Parker,
Speaker 8: look at this guy.
Speaker 1: Here's the bird.
Speaker 6: Moved the audio Hawk, I do when Fabio got hit,
Speaker 6: I sure do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Oh oh gosh, that must have hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, couldn't have felt. How great would it have been
Speaker 4: if it was right during the moment where they get the.
Speaker 5: Photo at the Oh yeah, that was great.
Speaker 4: Just a bird that looks terrified.
Speaker 1: Here's the bird he feels bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can tell watch blood.
Speaker 1: I know, just blood everywhere.
Speaker 5: I wonder what kind of bird it was, the big Knockers.
Speaker 4: That's the name of the bird.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Today is National Chocolate covered nut Day. Insert joke here,
Speaker 4: chocolate covered nut days. So like, uh, peanut m and ms.
Speaker 5: Sure there's one.
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, those are great. Give us another example. Uh,
Speaker 4: oh those are the best ones. Yeah, peanuts are the best.
Speaker 5: That's number one.
Speaker 4: Like uhli bowl, No, that's wrong, roast anymore?
Speaker 9: Like the clusters that you get at like a turtles turtle,
Speaker 9: Yeah with cashew turtle with caramel and sure that counts.
Speaker 5: Yea chocolate and nuts. Rosie candy and.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna be careful here. But uh, there's
Speaker 4: a guy from Iowa. He was uh getting interviewed for
Speaker 4: a job.
Speaker 5: If she got close to it, stiffed around and went,
Speaker 5: I don't like this.
Speaker 4: No, I think he wanted the job. My god, Rosie,
Speaker 4: this is going to get really dark really quickly. But
Speaker 4: stay with me for a second. Button just in case.
Speaker 4: So he during the job interview, admitted that he had
Speaker 4: underaged videos or whatever. Yeah, maybe not videos, but he
Speaker 4: had in possessions that kind of material, So you know,
Speaker 4: kill him right.
Speaker 5: This guy sucks.
Speaker 4: What job? Was he interviewing for janitor at a high school?
Speaker 4: Not a bad guess? He admitted this, right, somebody must
Speaker 4: have said, hey, you know, what's what's the deal with
Speaker 4: criminal past? Or you got any police officer nailed it?
Speaker 4: Sheriff's deputy.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 4: He was interviewing to be a sheriff's deputy and they
Speaker 4: must have asked him about past crimes or is there
Speaker 4: anything we should know about?
Speaker 5: And he said what he did?
Speaker 4: And now he is facing thirteen different charges for admitting it.
Speaker 4: Job what I mean, terrible person and an idiots. He's
Speaker 4: both dumb and stupid. Did he think, oh, man, they're
Speaker 4: really going to appreciate my honesty if you're honesty right
Speaker 4: this way, mister officer.
Speaker 8: I thought like he had a record and that he
Speaker 8: was he admitted to a so he didn't.
Speaker 4: He's facing nude charges.
Speaker 5: Ugh, Iowa, Iowa, this is kind of sweet.
Speaker 4: A burglary suspect in Georgia was discovered hiding in the
Speaker 4: businesses air vent. Love the dedication, right, He's going to
Speaker 4: try to stay up there until after hours or something
Speaker 4: and then sneak down.
Speaker 5: Love it. Yeah, love it didn't work. No, it's like
Speaker 5: that movie, that roof Man movie. Yeah, with a changing table.
Speaker 4: Is that good?
Speaker 5: Do you see that? Hawk? I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 5: Who else said they just watched it? Was Maxo Maxwell Man?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 5: It's based on a true story of this guy who
Speaker 5: hid out in a toys r USh like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I saw the previous I watched on the plane. It
Speaker 5: was actually quite good. H I liked it.
Speaker 4: Tonight is the fiftieth season premiere of Survivor. Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: that's still awesome. I don't think iantast ever seen a
Speaker 4: full episode.
Speaker 5: I'm with you, but it's cool.
Speaker 4: It is super good, and I believe season fifty has
Speaker 4: Mike White from the White Lotus o yecause he previously
Speaker 4: played on Survivor, so I believe he's back. They guy
Speaker 4: that that created White Lotus and writes White Lotus.
Speaker 5: Oh sweet.
Speaker 1: Tonight's the return of Scrubs too correct.
Speaker 5: Yeah, never really got into that show.
Speaker 4: I know you loved it, but now it's on ABC though, right,
Speaker 4: didn't it used to be NBC.
Speaker 5: Now it's ABC exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I like all the main characters are back.
Speaker 9: It's crazy for me to think that you guys like
Speaker 9: had to plan a certain time yep, certain day of
Speaker 9: the week. I miss it to watch a show and
Speaker 9: you couldn't just like pull it up on your phone.
Speaker 4: There's still some of that, right, comes out every Sunday, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: shrinking is I love Wednesday?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: I like both. There are definitely shows that building it
Speaker 4: up and communally watching it together is awesome. And then
Speaker 4: there's other shows like Severans that are really complicated that
Speaker 4: I wish I could just zip this binge it so
Speaker 4: you don't lose track of what the hell's going on.
Speaker 4: Twenty four was outstanding for that was absolutely you didn't
Speaker 4: want to wait, No, you didn't want to wait. It
Speaker 4: was so good I would Yeah. Then it got real bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, all right, Let's see if Sauce can nail this.
Speaker 4: You nailed the NFL draft trivia earlier. Let's see if
Speaker 4: you can nail your other favorite things. Why your other
Speaker 4: favorite thing is my son and my wife even more
Speaker 4: than those two. Seventh Avenue pizza even more than Seventh
Speaker 4: Avenue Pizza.
Speaker 5: Wind donation, Nope, milk sitting on the couch, MLB the show,
Speaker 5: No Madden, not doing.
Speaker 4: What do you like more than anything? Except for the
Speaker 4: NFL Draft? My clients Center, No slots, slots, John creesel Hamburgers.
Speaker 4: Come on, man, this is believe. That's the trivia part.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't be what do you like the most? It's going
Speaker 4: to bed man going to bed ripping, Rosie rips.
Speaker 8: No, the Portrait Morning Show, No you, no sleep, No,
Speaker 8: No Matthews.
Speaker 5: And the rest of us get this.
Speaker 4: No, is he right?
Speaker 6: No fishing, my new family member over there, Hawk, no.
Speaker 4: Man ripping, the.
Speaker 2: Twins, amazing, psychotic blocking people on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the dumpster fire emoji. The only thing you.
Speaker 4: Like less than the draft is a combine?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Nothing to do with sports, pizza, nothing to do with food.
Speaker 4: Well under one guy Milwaukee treated to his food. Oh,
Speaker 4: serial killers, serial killers?
Speaker 5: I should that it did take to try this.
Speaker 4: It was on this date, February twenty fifth of what
Speaker 4: year did they catch the BTK killer Dennis Raider? Uh? Six?
Speaker 4: Oh very close? Oh five good guests?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: It was sentenced to ten consecutive life sentences.
Speaker 5: I don't think he's going to outlive that.
Speaker 6: No, and he got caught because he felt he quit
Speaker 6: doing it for a long time, and then he I
Speaker 6: think he did it again and then he sent He
Speaker 6: asked the police if they could trace a floppy disc,
Speaker 6: and they of course said no. So we sent them
Speaker 6: a floppy disc with a bunch of information on them
Speaker 6: that would prove he was the b take BTK killer.
Speaker 6: And he sent it from the church he would go to.
Speaker 1: He was ready to get caught.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, he wanted the fame.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the uh, the like forty five minutes of
Speaker 6: him talking about it in the courtroom is terrifying because
Speaker 6: it's like he's just talking about what he's.
Speaker 5: Going to do the rest of his day. That's his
Speaker 5: tarot one, isn't it.
Speaker 6: No A favorite is a weird way to put it.
Speaker 6: But give us your three favorites. Uh, Bundy love that dude, right,
Speaker 6: you're a big fan. Uh damer m M.
Speaker 5: And H.
Speaker 4: The one I'm most terrified of is Richard Ramirez.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he left me.
Speaker 6: He wasn't really a serial killer. He just dug people
Speaker 6: up and made stuff out of him.
Speaker 4: Gez.
Speaker 5: He killed a couple people like two, I think it was.
Speaker 1: That's not enough for you.
Speaker 4: No, well doesn't it have to be three to be
Speaker 4: a serial killer?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Three's the minimum, right, Yeah, he didn't kill three, I
Speaker 4: don't think so. Yeah a second, he didn't.
Speaker 6: What No, he just his bit was digging up graves
Speaker 6: and then taking the skin.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean, I'm not saying I don't like
Speaker 4: the man.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 4: Two murders confirmed, seven others suspected. Nine corpses mutilated in
Speaker 4: a partridge in a pear tree.
Speaker 5: That's the new song man he was. He was great recycled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you drinking about it?
Speaker 4: And Parker, I know you're you know you're young, but
Speaker 4: you should know this. Let's play a little game. I
Speaker 4: named a serial killer. You tell me what state they're from. Okay,
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 5: California.
Speaker 4: No, she didn't know that.
Speaker 1: He didn't know anything.
Speaker 5: I know any of these.
Speaker 4: What state does a serial killer feel like they should
Speaker 4: be from?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Which he Jeffrey Dahmer's from Mississippi. So close, No, Louisiana.
Speaker 5: It's going to take longer to get just this and
Speaker 5: like close to here, Wisconsin. Wisconsin is correct ed. Gan
Speaker 5: is from what state? Louisiana, Iowa close to here, Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: Yes, ed Gan and uh Wisconsin pretty much yep, almost
Speaker 4: all of them.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 4: The Kunanan Trail technically went through Wisconsin. Kill everybody in Wisconsin,
Speaker 4: but I'm sure he stopped at tom on the way to.
Speaker 5: Pennsylvania and New York and Florida. Wisconsin.
Speaker 4: McDonald's has unveiled their new Big Arch burger, which is
Speaker 4: now Johnny, which is going to show up on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Big Arch Toffy's going to be get bad burger.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna answer my own question while I'm asking the question.
Speaker 4: I assume it's because of efficiency and continuity, but I'm
Speaker 4: a little surprised that burger joints don't roll out more
Speaker 4: special burgers than they do. My guess is it's just
Speaker 4: because they have a system, and adding something new to
Speaker 4: the system changes the system.
Speaker 7: But this looks great. I would eat the they're doing it.
Speaker 7: This thing looks like a heart attack. No quarter pound
Speaker 7: beef patties, three slices of white cheddar cheese on figs
Speaker 7: and pickles and sauce.
Speaker 4: Oh one thousand, fifty seven calories, which is more than
Speaker 4: three times the calorie count of a standard McDonald's cheeseburger,
Speaker 4: which is three zero three fat. Given a big Mac
Speaker 4: Big maximumly five oh nine, I would have guessed.
Speaker 5: My value there.
Speaker 1: Surprised there's a lot of bread.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't eat the bread.
Speaker 4: There is no price info yet, at least according to McDonald's,
Speaker 4: but one estimate suggested it's going to be somewhere between
Speaker 4: twelve to fifteen dollars for the meal. Oh, I mean
Speaker 4: still though, man, fast food's expensive.
Speaker 5: Everything's expensive. Expensive.
Speaker 6: I agree. Remember when value meals at McDonald's were two
Speaker 6: ninety nine.
Speaker 5: That's riazy. Yeah, supersize me things, all of them.
Speaker 4: No, I mean like per trip one relax is the
Speaker 4: super size me?
Speaker 5: Was that actually real?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, tell me about the supersize me.
Speaker 1: It's the greatest.
Speaker 4: It was the greatest.
Speaker 1: You can't believe how much food you got and how
Speaker 1: much drink you got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, medium, large and supersize and then it would be
Speaker 4: like thirty nine cents more to supersize.
Speaker 5: Why would you not supersize supercise.
Speaker 4: Your fries and your drinks. Yeah, supersize me.
Speaker 5: Let's go. That must have been a cool time. It
Speaker 5: was the greatest time to live. Yeah, supercize yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And then Morgan Spurlock, who died last year or so.
Speaker 4: In the last year or so, did that movie Supersize Me,
Speaker 4: which is.
Speaker 5: A tough documentary to watch.
Speaker 4: He just ate only McDonald's for a month and it
Speaker 4: just devastated him.
Speaker 5: Yeah. What pop are you guys getting? Oh? I got
Speaker 5: every time? Every time.
Speaker 1: That's the greatest coke ever made.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's outstanding.
Speaker 4: You're not on diet cokey yet, you're too young. No,
Speaker 4: I don't drink anything.
Speaker 9: I don't drink any pop, but I know, like from
Speaker 9: high school, I used to maybe drink some pop, and
Speaker 9: I know how good a diet coke is.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it should probably be the first pop I would
Speaker 9: have if I were to drink and pop.
Speaker 5: But I haven't a pop in like five years.
Speaker 1: It's a gay weight drug.
Speaker 9: Yeah, stay strong, man, But you hear all these like
Speaker 9: people that are addicted to die cokes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, this guy right.
Speaker 4: It is. It is a gateway drug. You have a
Speaker 4: couple of die cokes in a couple of weeks, you're
Speaker 4: just gonna be like mainlining sun Cass.
Speaker 5: What about a die coke? Lime? Is that good too?
Speaker 5: Why would you make improve on perfection?
Speaker 7: Okay, if you just leave die coke out of a can,
Speaker 7: that's will just drop these nuts.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: You guys? Do you guys know what a burger is
Speaker 4: the only fast food joint that starts with a W.
Speaker 4: What's happened Wendy's, Wendy's. It's gonna be on your Yeah.
Speaker 5: You got god?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that bits all over social media. It's so stupid,
Speaker 4: but it makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 5: You know, canvas canvas?
Speaker 6: No, no, oh god, this show is dumb.
Speaker 4: It's fun though. It was good to see man, Welcome
Speaker 4: to Parker. What a cool trip, man, Jealous as hell?
Speaker 4: That looks awesome.
Speaker 5: Italy is awesome.
Speaker 4: Every shot that the Olympics had, the wide shots looked spectacular,
Speaker 4: looked like a storybook. Kind of a spot manure for you.
Speaker 5: Yep, no doubt, I love it.
Speaker 9: We said, Hi, I will hopefully we can get her
Speaker 9: out of bed in.
Speaker 5: Here next week.
Speaker 4: Sounds good? Good, that would be awesome. Tell her to
Speaker 4: bring that metal. Yeah, no, I want to see it.
Speaker 4: I want to see it around Zacho's neck. Oh yeah, please,
Speaker 4: oh good, Yeah, we'll bring that to the cottage.
Speaker 5: I mean, oh hell, I mean.
Speaker 4: You can tell him and sitting down the whole time.
Speaker 4: Nine to noon is next tomorrow, five thirty to nine Tommy.
Speaker 5: Will be here. What else we got tomorrow? Ben leeber.
Speaker 4: Cast of thousands, Oh maybe even Ryan Jeffers via telephone
Speaker 4: from Florida as well. It'll be cool.
Speaker 5: Nine to noon is next up.
Speaker 1: Abdem enjoyed this beautiful day. This only happens one time.
Speaker 2: Take care of each other, everybody, it's hard out there
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Check on your people, check on yourself.
Speaker 4: Love,