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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Farah, Tampa accident Attorneys. All right, I think

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Speaker 1: we do a little bit of crime right now. Joshow's

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Speaker 1: live on ninety three three f l Z Crime Talk.

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Speaker 1: We can either do a story. Actually, we've done this

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Speaker 1: a billion times. We'll do this one later. What I

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Speaker 1: want to do right now is an Ashley moment. You

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Speaker 1: had asked a question yesterday and you're like, can we

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Speaker 1: do this tomorrow? It would be so much fun. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about? No, if we were

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Speaker 1: to commit a crime, oh yeah, all right, so talk

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Speaker 1: us through that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I want to know if members from the

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Speaker 2: Joshow were to commit a crime, what would it be?

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Speaker 2: So what would each member go to jail for. I

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Speaker 2: want listeners to call in or texting and let us

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Speaker 2: know why we would go to jail. I know why

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Speaker 2: Katie would go to do like she was the first

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Speaker 2: one I thought, I was she going she getting locked up?

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Speaker 1: She should we say it at the same time. Let's

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Speaker 1: go three two one, don't name, Okay, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: I imagine Katie walking in a nice neighborhood. She sees

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Speaker 3: a cute puppy by the fence, just hanging out and

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Speaker 3: she's just looking around the neighborhood and she wants it.

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Speaker 1: It's not like she's just a bad person. She's just

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Speaker 1: like I love this dog. I have to have this dog.

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Speaker 1: Or how about like an abused dog that Batman the

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Speaker 1: dog with where she do one of those? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can see that. What do you think public masturbation?

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about you something with you like have

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Speaker 3: been naked in public?

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Speaker 4: For sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh, be naked in public? Sure? But public? Master? Actually

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Speaker 1: I don't master me. I don't.

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Speaker 5: Maybe that's a topic for the podcast, but I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I really don't. Or can I tell you what I

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Speaker 5: think would be Actually, Ashley would be petty. Theft would

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Speaker 5: be like something stupid.

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Speaker 4: Yea, why you catch up?

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Speaker 1: What the hell would you do?

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Speaker 4: Want to take in Fredos and freaking sprite.

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Speaker 1: From the gas station. You're a spokesperson for Chipotle. Is

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Speaker 1: it illegal to take the hot sauce? It is? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gotta be because it's Yeah, what do you what

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Speaker 1: do you think like Chipotle is just continually there. I

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Speaker 1: think they have some crazy deal with Tabasco or something like.

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Speaker 3: I think that they not that they have their waiting

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Speaker 3: for people to you know, borrow.

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Speaker 1: She would get arrested for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe would get arrested for sneaking into Disney.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, impersonating a Disney cast. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Can I be honest? I mean, obviously I've

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Speaker 1: never done that. I would never commit any because also

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Speaker 1: we have a great partnership Atalt disney World and also

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Speaker 1: Universal Studios, Bush Gardens, like all these theme parks do

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Speaker 1: a lot for us to help you know, you guys out,

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Speaker 1: so we love them. So I've never like done it,

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Speaker 1: I promise, but I do. When I see the young

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Speaker 1: an annual pass holder. I'm at Disney a lot. When

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Speaker 1: I see the cast members only doors, I just want

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Speaker 1: to take a peek. Speaking of I have touched that sign.

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Speaker 1: I just want to look. That's it, little peak, just

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Speaker 1: a peak. I got friends and family who worked there.

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Speaker 1: You definitely would go to jail for that. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: love to take a peak and listen. I think that

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Speaker 1: it's okay to admit that you have these urges. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I got an urge to just take a peek

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Speaker 1: and see what cast members only at Disney. It looks

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Speaker 1: like now on earth. Who wouldn't. I have family that

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Speaker 1: works for Disney, and they filled me in. It looks

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Speaker 1: like just the like the background of anything, So you

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Speaker 1: have to see it for yourself.

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Speaker 2: I know I didn't want to see it once, and

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Speaker 2: you're willing to risk it all.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to make that very clear because

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Speaker 1: we do have something huge coming up with Disney. I

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Speaker 1: obviously would absolutely never do anything like that, but man,

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Speaker 1: do I get that that urge? Ashley wants to know

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Speaker 1: if we were to commit a crime, what would we

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Speaker 1: be arrested for? Alena? Yes, that's me. How beautiful? How

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Speaker 1: you doing good? Are you? I get to talk to

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Speaker 1: you so like, it's fantastic, Alena. Okay, pick someone, pick

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Speaker 1: someone on the show, and what crime did they commit?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking Joe is definitely robbing a bank? Really Okay.

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Speaker 1: I love that you said that because I think I

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Speaker 1: could pull it off. The Demon I watch some documentaries

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Speaker 1: and I go, I think I know what they did wrong,

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Speaker 1: and I think I could have done that. Robin. The

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Speaker 1: bank is tough now to get away with it. If

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Speaker 1: this was like thirty years ago, I genuinely believe I'd

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Speaker 1: get away with it. I do even now, but now

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Speaker 1: it's tough. I don't know if anyone could get a

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Speaker 1: technology ag. You ever seen those ultra realistic masks that

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Speaker 1: people wear, now, yes, those are so scary, Like why

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Speaker 1: not wear one of those? You wear one of Jed

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Speaker 1: and publicly touched myself because that's what's getting arrested for.

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Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, obviously, I say that to push his buttons. Jed,

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Speaker 1: what did you say in my ear? He said something.

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Speaker 1: What did you say?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was saying with the whole entire face mask

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Speaker 4: thing like the realistic ones. I don't Maybe it's me

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Speaker 4: watching too much FBI crap, but that they can tell

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Speaker 4: based off of your eyes, in the shape of your eyes.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't need a night aer on the mask, so well,

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Speaker 1: you should do it. They'd be looking for an Asian man.

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Speaker 1: They would never find you. Alena, I love you so much,

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Speaker 1: thank you for calling in and also believing in me.

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Speaker 1: With robbing a bank, I love you guys. By that

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Speaker 1: I could get away with it thirty years. Another one

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Speaker 1: would be like a knives out scenario where I create

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Speaker 1: this whole like, hey, we need to catch a murderer

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Speaker 1: type of thing, and then at the end you realize

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Speaker 1: I'm the one who murdered.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you would, yeah yeah, you couldn't bust a fruit

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Speaker 5: and a food fruit fight.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: And you can't complete a sentence. I'm just pushing your button,

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Speaker 1: pushing little push Bush. But at the time, and I

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Speaker 1: could bust the fruit far. This portion of the Joe

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