1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. KFI AM 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: and sixty does the Conway Show. 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 2: Back in evenings? Yeah, baby, back where it. 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 1: All started, Mark Thompson is where it's nice to see you. 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: By excited to be here. I came in from your 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 2: debut episode. I'm excited. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I've got a couple of notes. Then we'll 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: get into the show. All right, all right, here we go. 10 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: These are the thank yous? 11 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 2: Are they? 12 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: Pretty much? 13 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 2: These are gonna be like those press conferences where they 14 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 2: thank everybody for about ten or fifteen minutes and then 15 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 2: to the meat of it. 16 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: All right, Yeah we're not. We're never gonna get to 17 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: the meat of it, okay, But anyway, so everybody knows 18 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: the changes around here. Amy King stays five to six, 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: Bill Handle stays six to nine, Gary and Shannon go 20 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 1: to nine to noon instead of nine to one, and 21 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: then Monks and Merrill go from one to three. And 22 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: I heard the opening. You got to hear the opening. 23 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: You gotta hear the first words that come out of 24 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: a new show. And I thought it was fantastic. Yeah, 25 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: it was a winner. Which show is that monks from 26 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,520 Speaker 1: maryl Yes, are you setting up? 27 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 2: Do we have them? 28 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: It's two minutes in tracking the show. 29 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 2: Do you have them or not? What those tonight? 30 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: And then uh? And then after that you've got John 31 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 1: Colebelt back where he should be, you know when, and 32 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: then we're gonna go six to ten and then coast 33 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: to coast. But when when I moved from evenings into afternoons, 34 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: I felt like I was a Pop Warner football player 35 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,000 Speaker 1: that got traded to the Rams. You know, all of 36 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: a sudden, I went from, you know, a guy who's 37 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: on the evenings to the real deal. And afternoon Drive 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: is great, but there are a lot of stories I 39 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: really didn't care much about, and we couldn't have as 40 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: much fun. You know, it was a lot of fun 41 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: in the evening. He did the what the hell Jesse 42 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: Jackson say, maybe we'll bring. 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 2: Well that's said Tim was a little tone deaf. I 44 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 2: think you can do them. 45 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: But I will say this about Jesse Jackson. I introduced 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: him to a whole new audience that would have never 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: ever heard him that. It is a great way to 48 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: put it. There are children out there that now know 49 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: who Jesse Jackson is because of this show, and they 50 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: would have never known who he was. When those kids 51 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: go to school and they and they and you know, 52 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: and the teacher talks about, you know, great leaders who 53 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: have brought you know, a lot of peace and a 54 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: lot of ambition, a lot of opportunity for people in 55 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 1: the African American world, and one of is Jesse Jackson, 56 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: a fourth grader and goes, I know who that is, 57 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: and impress the teacher. And I did that. I helped 58 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: those kids out. You're right, you can take a victory left. 59 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: So Jesse Jackson passed away today, crazy timing that it 60 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: happens on the day that we go back to evenings. 61 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: We used to do a segment called what the hell 62 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:50,800 Speaker 1: Jesse Jackson? 63 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 2: Do you think he just couldn't hear one more minute 64 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: of your show? 65 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: And maybe maybe, but you know what, I know for 66 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: a fact that he knew about the bit And Jesse 67 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: Jackson said his rule of thumb was as long as 68 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: they're mentioning my name, that's fine. No, that's fine. And 69 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 1: it was not mean, it was not cruel. It's just 70 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: trying to figure out what he said. So it was 71 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: a guy who talked for a living and then you know, 72 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: you have to figure out what the hell he's saying. 73 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: And it was great. People loved it. Every time we 74 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: do every time we do a remote, somebody. 75 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 2: Asked about it. Yeah, it has enduring qualities for sure. Now, now, 76 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 2: are you going to try to find a franchise now 77 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 2: to set up in the in the evening, in the reboot, 78 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 2: are you going to try it? Are you thinking kicking 79 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 2: anything around? Are you having meetings with your people? 80 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: I really like that one, so we'll see. So in 81 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: recording Jesse Jackson, he used to do a sermon. He 82 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: used to give a sermon every Saturday morning at Rainbow 83 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: Push at his church in Chicago, and I'd record it, 84 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: and then the next day or that night, I would 85 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: go through and try to take out some clips that 86 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: we'd use. And about a week after my daughter was born, 87 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: I tape Jesse Jackson and I'm listening to him give 88 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: a sermon and he said, it's not when you have 89 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: new children, when you have babies, it's not what you 90 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: buy them, it's where you take them. Okay. I heard that, 91 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: and that one comment changed my life more than anything 92 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 1: any celebrity has ever said in their life, because I 93 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 1: took that I wrote that down, pinned it next to 94 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:28,039 Speaker 1: my desk, and I lived by that rule everywhere I went. 95 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: I took my daughter with me. You really did everywhere. 96 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: If I went to Home Depot, if I went to 97 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,160 Speaker 1: you know, Von's, if I went to the track, if 98 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,599 Speaker 1: I went to Hollywood Park, I went to San Nita, 99 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: if I went to the fair Grounds when they're racing 100 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: out there, if I went to the Sulkies. I've went 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: to Dunmore. I guess that's another one. I took her 102 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: everywhere I went, and I developed a bond with her, 103 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: and if you look back at her at the pictures, 104 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: it's always, you know, me and her at the zoo 105 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: or you know, Santa Barbara. And I gave my wife 106 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 1: a break because you know, after we had our our 107 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: child or daughter, you know, women need a little bit 108 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: of a break. They've just gone through reproducing human being 109 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: and they need some time to, you know, to get 110 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: back into the swing of things. And I provided that 111 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: for I think I took everywhere. 112 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 2: Well, I remember saying this to myself, and I've never 113 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 2: told you this before because you spent so much time 114 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 2: with self, and you used to talk about all these 115 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 2: things you did it's really true. And I remember thinking, 116 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 2: as I say, I've never said this before, when she 117 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 2: leaves to go to college or whatever, it's going to 118 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 2: be so hard on tim. 119 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: She's not leaving because don't put those thoughts in her 120 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: mind because of that relationship. Yeah, you're one hundred percent right, 121 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 1: one hundred percent. She was going to go to GCU 122 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: in Arizona. I'm Grand Canyon University. We're all set, you know, 123 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: bank the payments, all that stuff. And I was counting 124 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 1: down the days, you know, twenty days, nineteen days, right, 125 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: and didn't work out. At the end, I was not 126 00:05:56,960 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 1: pissed that she didn't go. Thrilled death by the way. 127 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: And then she went to school locally here. She's gonna 128 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: go to a Sea Sun and is working full time 129 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,159 Speaker 1: at Lust and just a great kid. I always get 130 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: great reports back on her, and I think it's because 131 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: I learned from Jesse Jackson. It's not what you buy them, 132 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: it's where you take them. Period. 133 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, quite a foundation she had. 134 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,559 Speaker 1: So if you have a new child out there, learned 135 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 1: by that anyway. Okay, So I moved into afternoons and 136 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: I got an opportunity to go to all my daughter's games. 137 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: She was a cheerleader Burroughs, and I got to go 138 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: to her junior uh. When she was a junior, I 139 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: got to go to her football games, basketball, baseball, all 140 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: that stuff, uh and spend you know, a lot of 141 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: time in her senior year too well on graduation going 142 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,599 Speaker 1: to cheer events. I went to every football game, mark 143 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,599 Speaker 1: every football game in the hand and a lot of them, 144 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 1: you know, we're out and there was one out in 145 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,599 Speaker 1: thirty miles, like north of Lake cast Steak. There's another one, 146 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: you know, way out, you know, beyond Sierra Madre. And 147 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,239 Speaker 1: I got to every one of them, and I enjoyed 148 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: every one of them. But then when you know, all 149 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: of a sudden, she you know, is in college and 150 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,920 Speaker 1: she has her friends, and she has a boyfriend. You know, 151 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: there's not as much time that we spend together. And 152 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,279 Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to get back in the evenings because 153 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: when I'd leave here at seven o'clock every night, I 154 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 1: get home and I would have energy like crazy until nine, ten, 155 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: eleven o'clock, and I didn't know what to do with it. 156 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: I'd go to home Depot, I'd go to Low's, I'd 157 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: go to Walmart, I'd go to jamba juice. I just 158 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 1: need to spend that energy. So but when I started four, 159 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: I didn't have that kind of energy. I was like, 160 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: it's three thirty, I got to go to work. No, 161 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,080 Speaker 1: it's like any hole. But I love the energy at night. 162 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: And I hope this audience from six to ten pm 163 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: accepts us back. You know, there's a possibility they may not. No, 164 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: they were sitting here, they were sitting eure. You know, 165 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,720 Speaker 1: they may imagine that's not that's not even a possibility. 166 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: But look, I've always been a night guy. Whenever we 167 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: went on family vacation, I was always the last one 168 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: to go to sleep, last one to wake up too. 169 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 1: But I was always well, we go to Vegas, all 170 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: my friends would go to bed at one o'clock, one 171 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: thirty and I'll be up till seven am. I remember, 172 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: I distinctly remember going with about twenty friends and they 173 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: all brought their sweatsuits and basketballs with them. I'm like, hey, 174 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: what's going on with you guys? And they said, we 175 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: rented out the auditorium or know what, the arena where 176 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: UNLV plays. They spend like twenty five hundred dollars to 177 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: rent it out for an hour, they're going to play 178 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: basketball where UNLV plays. I'm like, oh, I'm out of that. 179 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. So they all went to bed 180 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: at midnight. I stayed up till seven thirty in the morning, drinking, 181 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: losing my ass, smoking cigarettes, getting bombed. And as I 182 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: go to the elevator at seven thirty to go to 183 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: the room, they're coming down the elevator to go play basketball. 184 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 2: Wow. 185 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: And I run into them and they look at me, like, 186 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: what's going on with this guy? Well, you know, guess 187 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: who had a better night though me. I had a 188 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: better note than they did. Anyway, it's it's gonna be fun. 189 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna have a lot more fun here at night. 190 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 1: I think most people will enjoy it. Bello's never complain 191 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: about it. She loved it, you know, she couldn't wait 192 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 1: to get back to evenings. That's right, that's right, that's 193 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 1: exactly right. You're taking the team with you. Crozier's here, 194 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: Steph Fuss here, Angels here as well. We're all gonna 195 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 1: be here until you know, midnight every night. 196 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 2: Wow. 197 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: But it's easier when you know there's a lot of 198 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: people that hate change, you know, especially conservative people. I'm 199 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: not talking politically. But you know, people a little older 200 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,199 Speaker 1: and they hate change, and they're gonna have to deal 201 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: with the change now in the lineup here, and they're 202 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,080 Speaker 1: gonna either get used to it or they're gonna go, 203 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: you know, watch listen to another station. 204 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,640 Speaker 2: I hope they stay here. 205 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: But the hatred, when you get a hate email, I 206 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: think it's always easier to turn that guy around into 207 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 1: a friend or a fan than if somebody says I 208 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 1: could take him or leave him. I see, yeah, you know, 209 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: because they're at that strong emotion. Like I hated who's 210 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: the guy that played Michael Scott. I always forget that 211 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 1: guy's name, Steve Carell. Steve Carell. I hated Steve Carrell. 212 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,319 Speaker 1: I couldn't believe for twenty five years what these people 213 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: were saying about Steve Carrell, the unfunniest man on the planet. 214 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: And then my daughter turned me onto the office eighty 215 00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: or as my mom would say, I did a three sixty. 216 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: I said, oh, mom, that's not right. That's too many degrees. Yeah, 217 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,959 Speaker 1: you're one hundred and eighty off. Yeah, but I did 218 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,360 Speaker 1: a one eighty. And now he's my favorite guy every 219 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: time I see him on TV. I got to stop 220 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: and watch him. It's so much easier to turn a 221 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: hater into somebody who likes the show than it is 222 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: to have somebody with no opinion. It just is Mark. 223 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:33,760 Speaker 2: I never, I never knew that. I always would rather 224 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 2: have somebody I guess I'm hate. I have an aversion 225 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,040 Speaker 2: to hate, and maybe that's the thing with me. You're saying, 226 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 2: embrace it more. Those are the people that that's where 227 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 2: your real potential at. 228 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,920 Speaker 1: Those are the people you can turn around. Yeah you 229 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 1: know you can't turn around somebody with no opinion of you. Okay, 230 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,680 Speaker 1: you know you can turn them around somebody who hates you. 231 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,480 Speaker 2: It seems like people who are you know, are full 232 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,160 Speaker 2: of hate are pretty dug in on the hate. You say, so, 233 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 2: I don't know. 234 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:56,680 Speaker 1: No, some people will look if they are the crazy 235 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: ones who go, you know, shoot up at school. Yeah 236 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: you didn't say that that hatred, that's truly. But somebody 237 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: just hates what you're doing. They don't get what you're doing. 238 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 1: They'll keep listening a lot of times longer than the 239 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 1: people that are you. 240 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 2: Know, well hate listening. I'll take hate listening any day. Sure, 241 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,640 Speaker 2: I'll take listening under any circumstances. 242 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: All right, we are live in our brand new time 243 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 1: slot six to ten p m. Mark Thompson is sitting 244 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: right here. 245 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:21,439 Speaker 2: Please no haters. 246 00:11:21,559 --> 00:11:26,679 Speaker 3: Okay, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from 247 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,559 Speaker 3: KFI AM six forty. 248 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,240 Speaker 1: Mark Thompson's here. Nice to see you, bove. I came 249 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: in for your debut. Thank you very much. All Right, 250 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,520 Speaker 1: we are going to try to get this time slot 251 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,800 Speaker 1: back to number one. For twelve years we had the 252 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: number one talk show in the evening twelve years. 253 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,960 Speaker 2: Mr Man so Long, that's a lot. Thing explains why 254 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 2: you're driving that car you're driving. 255 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: That's right. I'm driving a Lincoln Coursair twenty twenty three 256 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 1: that I got for ten thousand dollars off because I 257 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: went and he had one left in the lot and 258 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: he said, it's it for you know, next to nothing, 259 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:02,800 Speaker 1: and so I'll take it. 260 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:06,319 Speaker 2: So the big, the big number one talk show money 261 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 2: is not going into the cars. What you're saying, that's 262 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 2: all right? Do you live a modest life? 263 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 4: You know? 264 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 2: I can say this. It's you know, you're the son 265 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 2: of a comic legend. I mean really like a legend. 266 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, you grew up in the you know, 267 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 2: in the in the in the valley flats. Yeah. Well 268 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 2: but I mean what I mean is sort of in 269 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 2: show business, you know, and that that could be a 270 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 2: high end life. 271 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, so I will say this that my dad 272 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 1: didn't have celebrity friends until later on in life, like 273 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: until he got into his seventies when he was doing 274 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,240 Speaker 1: the Carabernet Show and he was doing Rango and the 275 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:44,960 Speaker 1: Disney movies. You know, I'm all these all the projects 276 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,560 Speaker 1: that he had before the Carabernet Show, Michale's Navy, he 277 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: always founded. You know, he's from Cleveland, Ohio, and so 278 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:58,080 Speaker 1: he always associated with and had more in common with 279 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: the guys doing the lighting, the electric electrical work on 280 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: the on the set, the set designers, uh, the guys 281 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: who were providing lunch. You know, those were his guys. 282 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: And he couldn't relate to actors and actresses because he 283 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 1: just found them. I don't know, I mean I never 284 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,160 Speaker 1: asked him, but probably you know a lot of them 285 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: are just phony people. You know, they're acting for a living. 286 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,680 Speaker 1: And and he didn't he didn't like that. And you know, 287 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: he'd liked people working with their hands. My dad worked 288 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,079 Speaker 1: with his hands, he was a carpenter and a finished carpenter, 289 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,280 Speaker 1: and and those were the people he'd liked to hang out. 290 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,079 Speaker 1: I'd like to hang out guys who drink and smoke 291 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: and went to the track. Those were those were his friends. 292 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 1: And so he didn't have celebrity friends until later on 293 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: in life, until he literally until he's like seventy. You know, 294 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 1: I could count on one hand the amount of times 295 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 1: Carol Burnette came to the house, you know, because he 296 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: just and nothing against Carol Burnette, choose the most love 297 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: and still is the most lovely person I've ever met 298 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:56,000 Speaker 1: my life. He just he wasn't, you know, like odd 299 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: around people. He was still starstruck, you know, when he 300 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,560 Speaker 1: would meet somebody, sure, and you know, he's he still 301 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: considered himself this young kid from out some east side 302 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: of Cleveland. 303 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 2: It's so wild to hear you say that, because I've 304 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,319 Speaker 2: watched like a bunch of Tonight Show appearances and all 305 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 2: these different ways in which he was on television, on 306 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 2: different platforms, in different vehicles, and he's just so comfortable. 307 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,960 Speaker 2: He's just so wonderful. And some of these conversations on 308 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 2: talk shows are pretty unvarnished, you know what I mean 309 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 2: they you know, after they get now, it's all very 310 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 2: a choreograph. When you're on a talk show, you know, 311 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 2: they know you're gonna go to this story, that story, 312 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 2: that story. Back then, you know, they had a couple 313 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 2: of stories, and then it was just Carson sort of bsing. 314 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 2: And your dad is just so comfortable that, you know, 315 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 2: in the surroundings that are so mainstream show business, it's 316 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,000 Speaker 2: wild to hear that he's kind of a working class guy. 317 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 2: That was his orientation. 318 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,320 Speaker 1: I never knew. He never had any celebrities over at 319 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: the house. The one thing that he did every year 320 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 1: that he got a lot of joy out of is 321 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,000 Speaker 1: Jonathan Winters used to call him on Christmas to h 322 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: wish him a merry Christmas. And that conversation lasted for 323 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 1: about forty five minutes to an hour, and he laughed 324 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,960 Speaker 1: his ass up. I can tell him my dad was 325 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: fake laughing and we was authentically laughing. He would laugh 326 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 1: his ass off and he would hang up the phone 327 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 1: and he'd say the same thing every year he goes 328 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 1: I can't believe I made it to a point in 329 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: life where Jonathan Winters knows who I am. 330 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't that cool? That's such a humble thing to say. 331 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: It was unbelievable. But anyway, so this is gonna be 332 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,920 Speaker 1: the new time slot, and it's gonna be six to 333 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:32,360 Speaker 1: ten pm, and that's gonna be it for you know, forever. Yeah, 334 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: and then you know the lineup has changed a little. 335 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: I know Shannon was pissed that they had an hour 336 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: taken off their show. 337 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 2: I could read that text for you. If he was not, 338 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 2: please really, yeah, I promise you. Then let me talk 339 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 2: to her. 340 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: How about this take another hour from us and see 341 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 1: who dies next? 342 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah. 343 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,800 Speaker 1: But then it came along with three smiley faces. I 344 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: think those are for legal reasons. Yeah, legal reasons. So 345 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: when she does kill me, you know she can turn 346 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: to lawyers and go, no I smiley face on that thing. 347 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: All right, welcome back. We'll talk about the rain. It 348 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 1: is raining outside. It started about an hour ago for 349 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: most people here in southern California, and it's gonna last 350 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 1: all night long. This rain is gonna last all night long. 351 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: It's a second storm that's come in and it is 352 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: going to deliver quite a bit of rain for a 353 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 1: long period of time. I'm gonna tell you exactly how long. 354 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: Here all right. The rain started about an hour ago, 355 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: actually about an hour and a half ago, round five o'clock, 356 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:40,120 Speaker 1: and it is gonna continue throughout the evening until six 357 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,920 Speaker 1: A five am, six am. It's gonna rain continuously from 358 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: now until six o'clock tomorrow morning. So just so you know, 359 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: if you're in your car now and you're listening to 360 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,000 Speaker 1: the new show New Hours, it's gonna rain on you 361 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 1: and Mark. They say when it rains on your wedding day, 362 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: it's good luck. When it rains on your new shift, 363 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: it's good luck. Absolutely, And it started at six o'clock. 364 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 2: Mark, this is your consecration into a into a magnificence 365 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,439 Speaker 2: that will follow you forever. 366 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,159 Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I was just about to say that. 367 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 1: But anyway, it's gonna rain all night. 368 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 4: We're live. 369 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf 370 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 3: I AM six forty. 371 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: We have our very first guest outside of Mark Thompson, honestly, okay, 372 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: and it is the guy who has made the most 373 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: appearances on the on the Johnny Carson Show, three hundred 374 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 1: and thirty three appearances on the Carson Show. The next 375 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 1: person is right around two hundred it's not even close. 376 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: So ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno, how you, Bob Jay Lego? 377 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,399 Speaker 4: Come on, I know you guys remember me. I do 378 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 4: the show years ago when you were Yeah, man, I 379 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 4: saw Tim on the news with his new Hollywood friend. 380 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 1: Thank you. 381 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 4: That's hanging out with. 382 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,280 Speaker 2: Buddy. 383 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: I read that stat today that you had more appearances 384 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,679 Speaker 1: than anybody on the Tonight Show three hundred and thirty three. 385 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 1: Were you aware of that? 386 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 4: No, I never heard that. I mean I did forty 387 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,359 Speaker 4: six and thirty one show. Phostould counts or something. 388 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,360 Speaker 1: But I mean when when Carson hosted, nobody was on 389 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: more than you. The second place one was one hundred 390 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: and thirty three behind you. 391 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,280 Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. 392 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. What's the truth. I read it today. 393 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,159 Speaker 2: Well, you know because Jay, because Jay Joe hosted when 394 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 2: Carson wasn't there. So that's awesome. I wonder those count 395 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:33,640 Speaker 2: of two. 396 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that probably counts. Yeah, that's probably true. 397 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:38,920 Speaker 4: Probably true. 398 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:44,119 Speaker 1: Here's a question I've never asked you before. What's Johnny Carson? 399 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:49,919 Speaker 4: Like? I'm Johnny? You know. The weird part about it 400 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 4: was when I did. I grew up in the East 401 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,919 Speaker 4: and in the East. You adunl't you your friend's parents? 402 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 4: You called them alo? Oh, thank you, mister Carson. Johnny okay, Johnny, 403 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 4: I couldn't call him Johnny. So when you go up 404 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,960 Speaker 4: back east, you know, so hi, Oh, these are my parents, 405 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 4: Bob and Agnes. How are you? Mister missus Manicelli? Nice 406 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 4: to meet child. You know I can't call him Bob 407 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 4: and Agnes. 408 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,480 Speaker 1: Yet, right because you were raised properly. 409 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 4: Well that's so, I mean, that was what's fun about 410 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,159 Speaker 4: doing leatherman. I could go I Dave nice tie. I 411 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 4: can make fun of him, which I couldn't do with Johnny. 412 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm going to read you a list 413 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 1: and you tell me if you think this list is right. Okay, 414 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 1: we got four we had four hours, so this is 415 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,600 Speaker 1: called filler. 416 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 2: Okay. 417 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: So John Davidson eighty seven appearances, Joey Bishop one hundred 418 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: and seventy seven appearances, Joan Rivers two hundred and one appearances, 419 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,399 Speaker 1: and Jay Leno three hundred and three, three hundred and 420 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: thirty three appearances, one hundred and thirty two more than 421 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 1: Joan than the second place candidate. That's huge. 422 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,080 Speaker 4: Do you know who was the odd one? There was 423 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 4: Joey Bishop. You know, I Joey Bish. He used to 424 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,639 Speaker 4: have a TV show. It was like a Danny Thomas 425 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,199 Speaker 4: show when those sittowns I watched as a kid. So 426 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 4: I thought, oh, I used to like Jode Bishop. Let 427 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 4: me have him on the show. So I invite him 428 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:15,160 Speaker 4: on the show. Two little say, maybe it goes fine. 429 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 4: You got some funny stories, Okay. Next to me Louis Anderson, 430 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:24,040 Speaker 4: you know, a very funny comedian. Louis out. Louis about 431 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 4: a minute and a half into stand up and I hear, 432 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 4: I gotta tap on the show over. Hey, hey, if 433 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 4: he gets funny, what I do? But I think that's 434 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 4: funny of the mine Joey. I said, Joey, you're a 435 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,640 Speaker 4: naturally funny guy. You're just talking. You know, he's doing 436 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 4: an act. Okay, I say, maybe that'll lay Katuma. I 437 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 4: cannot out and I'll ask you questions. He gots funny. 438 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:50,159 Speaker 4: Now now I can see Louis getting distracted. I'm like, 439 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,919 Speaker 4: it's like it was the most in the how how. 440 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,639 Speaker 2: I used to watch great Joey Bishop fill in for 441 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,400 Speaker 2: car And this is before Leno, you know, was even 442 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,159 Speaker 2: in the you know, in the conversation. And you know, 443 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 2: but this early days, and I always wondered why he 444 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 2: was the guy like I never really found him to 445 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 2: be particularly funny. 446 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 4: And yeah, go ahead, Hey, the greatest era in show 447 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,440 Speaker 4: business in history. He was a member of the rat Pack. 448 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,400 Speaker 4: And one Sinatra, I think he got double he got 449 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,960 Speaker 4: double books somewhere, you know. One are these things where 450 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,840 Speaker 4: he promised one thing he had superior to the other. 451 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,640 Speaker 4: So he calls Joy Bishop and he says, hey, can 452 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 4: you fill in for me at this event? And he goes, well, 453 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 4: you know, my price is fifty grand, And Sinatra said, yeah, yeah, yeah, 454 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 4: I know, but I'm just I got to do this 455 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 4: other thing. I made a promise. I thought I could 456 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 4: do both. I can't do them both. And you do it. 457 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 4: He goes, yeah, you know, let me talk to my agent. 458 00:21:55,080 --> 00:22:01,159 Speaker 4: It's fifty grand. You never reppeared anywhere after that. 459 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,879 Speaker 2: It was like, oh, wow, is that great story, Leno, 460 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 2: that's a great story. That is odd. 461 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 4: Isn't that unbelievable? That is I know you're on plate 462 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 4: right now, so maybe you could here's a joke. 463 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,719 Speaker 1: It would be more appropriate. 464 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I want you guys to think about this now. 465 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 4: It's a thinking joke. Three women go for a job. Okay, 466 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,280 Speaker 4: it's like a personal assistant. The first woman twenty years old, 467 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:36,160 Speaker 4: high school graduate, you didn't go to college. Very honest, sweet, 468 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,879 Speaker 4: but not much experience, but a hard work. Second woman 469 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:46,119 Speaker 4: twenty four years old, young mother, three children, college graduate 470 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 4: in business, but she got three kids and pregnant with 471 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:55,840 Speaker 4: the fourth one. Third woman twenty nine years old, graduate degree, 472 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:03,000 Speaker 4: your college MBA and business really sharp, really smart, but 473 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,679 Speaker 4: that has has had nine jobs in eight years. Which 474 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 4: one gets hired? 475 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 5: M The third one, no, the loon was a big boom. 476 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,360 Speaker 1: Now I know why you're on carsonal though. 477 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:30,280 Speaker 2: My god, but you. 478 00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 4: Know what's I tell that joke to women friends to 479 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 4: go let me And the first one was, what hup? Now? 480 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,920 Speaker 4: The second one I think maybe because she's a mom, 481 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 4: that's I said, That's what I'll tell. 482 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 2: You the real race. 483 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 4: But okay, I don't know. I think the third one 484 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 4: because he has Okay, well, which one get? 485 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 2: It's really a takedown of the patriarchy. It's a politically 486 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 2: active joke. 487 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:01,119 Speaker 1: Old school, old school. Take pat Jay, please come in. 488 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: We've got four hours now to phil please come in 489 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,120 Speaker 1: every night? 490 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it's just well listen, congratulations. I used 491 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 4: to lie to on the old spot. The other one 492 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 4: was fun for me because I usually go off of 493 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 4: work at like four thirty or five, and I could 494 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 4: talk to you in the car. 495 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: Well, we'll set you up by with another job so 496 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,680 Speaker 1: he can get off later. 497 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 4: Congratulations with the new gigs. 498 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 1: I appreciate man. 499 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,159 Speaker 2: Very cool, sweet man. That is all right, It is 500 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 2: really terrific. 501 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: Jay Leno will always have a special place in my heart. 502 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,200 Speaker 1: Uh you know they were when my dad passed away. 503 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,679 Speaker 1: He showed up, never didn't make a big scene or anything. 504 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: The church is about half full and I turned around 505 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,920 Speaker 1: and he's sitting towards the back, just by himself and 506 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,440 Speaker 1: paying a tribute to uh my dad. 507 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:57,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, he's He's been a great friend your show as well. 508 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,199 Speaker 1: Just sitting there by himself in the church. You know, 509 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: not no what pop Roanzi, you know, you know, you know, 510 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,239 Speaker 1: greeting anybody, just sat there by himself, head down. And 511 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,479 Speaker 1: I wanted to be there when my dad passed to win. 512 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,359 Speaker 1: That is Jay Leno. Another thing he did. We have 513 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 1: a police officer LAPD who had his partner was killed 514 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: and he's going back east to do a run or 515 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: a bicycle ride, you know, from New York to Washington, DC, 516 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,880 Speaker 1: something like that, and he's looking to raise thirty five 517 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,639 Speaker 1: hundred dollars to go do it. We're going to put 518 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: together go fund me for him. Jay calls up and says, 519 00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,080 Speaker 1: I'll take care of it and give you an extra 520 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: twenty five hundred dollars. I'll give you five thousand dollars 521 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about it and I'll 522 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: take care of it. That is a super dude. Yeah, 523 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, just a really great guy. And we'll 524 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 1: have mo one more often now that the way I 525 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,120 Speaker 1: have four hours to fill every night. That's a lot. 526 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 1: All Right, we're live. It's Conway Thompson. Thank you to 527 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,159 Speaker 1: Jay Leno, the first guest, the first phone in, the 528 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,960 Speaker 1: first guest on the show. How do you beat that? 529 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: He's been on Carson three hundred and thirty three times 530 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 1: three three three? My dad born nineteen thirty three? What 531 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,399 Speaker 1: Jesus price was thirty three when he when he was 532 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,679 Speaker 1: when they when he was killed? 533 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 2: Very good, crucified. What what is Leno's total on this 534 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,440 Speaker 2: show so far? Do you have that statistics? Probably close 535 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 2: to three and I'm just saying a lot you ought 536 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 2: to start keeping that statistic. That's right anyway, all right, 537 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 2: dong with that shoe Jay Leno. 538 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,479 Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from kf 539 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 3: I am six forty. 540 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 1: It is pouring in Burbank. It is pouring in Burbank. 541 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,120 Speaker 1: Biblical rain man, it is. It's really off the it's 542 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: raining man. I mean it looks like that's like an 543 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: inch an hour or so. 544 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,439 Speaker 2: I mean it is, I mean, these are The problem 545 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,120 Speaker 2: is that the honestly that we've already had a lot 546 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 2: of rain and so the ground is saturated, and so 547 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 2: you get this much right on top of you really 548 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 2: have a true risk of flooding and slides. 549 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:52,680 Speaker 4: Yeah. 550 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: And you know, the people who are on these homes 551 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: that were affected by you know, the fires, the burnscar 552 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: this has got to be horrible for them, exactly. You know, 553 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 1: it's got to be, you know, reliving that nightmare over 554 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,160 Speaker 1: and over and over again. First it was the winds, 555 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,479 Speaker 1: then it was the fire. Then it was people you know, 556 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 1: stealing their crap. Then it was you know, having to 557 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 1: get permits and find a builder and and then deal 558 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,400 Speaker 1: with your insurance company over and over and over and over, 559 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,400 Speaker 1: finding another place to live, finding a school to put 560 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,399 Speaker 1: the kids in. I mean, it was just it was 561 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,400 Speaker 1: like literally literally living a nightmare every single day when 562 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: you woke up. And this doesn't help. It doesn't help 563 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: when there's this kind of rain outside. It again, it 564 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,439 Speaker 1: traumatizes the people who who went through the fires. Sure, 565 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,439 Speaker 1: it's it's the worst. Let's find out. Let's go to 566 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: ABC News and find out what's going on here. 567 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:48,880 Speaker 2: With this web. 568 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 6: It was windy and the rain was coming down very hard. 569 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920 Speaker 6: And now what we're dealing with is a nice little lull, 570 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 6: but there are still opportunities of heavy rain to arrive. 571 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,040 Speaker 6: This emails tonight, the sit watches. 572 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,160 Speaker 1: And that's what and that's what's going on. You're seeing 573 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: it right now outside. If you're anywhere here in southern California, 574 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring up the radar here. I'll tell you 575 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,160 Speaker 1: where the worst areas are. But Angel Martinez, you have 576 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,880 Speaker 1: followed us into the evening hours. That's cool, and you 577 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 1: and you are so sweet to do this. What is 578 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,880 Speaker 1: your eventually are you going to do six to ten 579 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,280 Speaker 1: with us? 580 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 7: Absolutely? 581 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 1: You are the queen of the traffic. 582 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,160 Speaker 7: Oh stop it some more. 583 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: What's going on though with traffic we have we have 584 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: four hours now so we can dive a little deeper 585 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,160 Speaker 1: into it. Are there some accidents, some lane closures, some 586 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,959 Speaker 1: heavy areas we should know about. 587 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 7: Well, so far, all the delays that i'm seeing our 588 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,840 Speaker 7: west of the seven ten freeway, so you know, that 589 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,520 Speaker 7: includes torrents Inglewood, Santa Monica, the whole west side, even 590 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 7: up into Santa Clarita. So that storm or the weather 591 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 7: that you're talking about, it sounds like it's just starting 592 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,280 Speaker 7: to really creep in and it's mostly affecting everything west 593 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 7: of the seven ten freeway. So that's where I'm seeing 594 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,480 Speaker 7: all the delays right now, and that includes the five 595 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 7: getting out of Ilesion Park. You're on the breaks from 596 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 7: the one ten all the way to the fourteen. 597 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,040 Speaker 1: Okay, oh man, that's a long ways. 598 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, especially for this time of day, it's tough. 599 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,800 Speaker 2: But on the breaks does that mean that it doesn't 600 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,400 Speaker 2: mean that you're at a standstill, just means it's traffic slow. 601 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just slow. Let me let me give you. 602 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 2: A yeah an ali, can you land an mph on me? 603 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 4: All right? 604 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: While you're looking that up, I'm going to tell you 605 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: the areas that are being affected right now radically, Thousand Oaks, 606 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 1: Seami Valley, San Fernando, Burbank, Pasadena, Glendora, Glendora, you are 607 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 1: about to get walloped by this thing. The burn scar 608 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: in Alta Dina, you're experiencing rain right now. It's going 609 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,920 Speaker 1: to go through Arcadis. Sierra Madre has experienced very very 610 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: heavy rain right now. And so if you do live 611 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 1: in Seami Valley, you are going to in about thirteen minutes, 612 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna see the brunt of that storm. Another one 613 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: that's coming through Seami Valley is about to get soaked, 614 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 1: and as soon as it leaves Seami Valley, that same 615 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,360 Speaker 1: cell is going to go right through Santa Clarita, like 616 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: the south end of Santa Clarita, and then that will 617 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,920 Speaker 1: go up into Lancaster and Palmdale. And it's currently pouring 618 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,840 Speaker 1: in Lancaster and Palmdale, and it's gonna get worse, all right, Angel, 619 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 1: What do we got miles per hour? 620 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 7: So for I just checked the five from the one 621 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:49,040 Speaker 7: ten all the way to the fourteen freeway, and that 622 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:53,200 Speaker 7: is a twenty five mile stretch of highway. It'll take 623 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,840 Speaker 7: you forty minutes. So your average speed is a little 624 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,480 Speaker 7: over thirty seven miles an hour. 625 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 1: Ye, that's not awful, Yeah, but for the entire way 626 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: thirty seven And when you're going thirty seven, it's like 627 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,520 Speaker 1: you're stopped, you know, especially with these high end cars, 628 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: you know, the lowen When when you and I were 629 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,640 Speaker 1: growing up, we're about the same age. When you were 630 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,480 Speaker 1: doing sixty on a freeway, you heard every rattle of 631 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: that car. That's true, bye bye bye bye b bye bag. 632 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 1: Now you're in some of these high end cars like 633 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: Jay Leno has, and you could be going one hundred 634 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,479 Speaker 1: and thirty and it seems and you can't hear anything 635 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 1: that's true, especially Leno's cars. 636 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:32,280 Speaker 2: You know what Leno has? He has, uh, the electric rolls. 637 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 638 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,520 Speaker 2: We saw it at his garage and it's just and 639 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 2: apparently and and just to your point that's made me 640 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,200 Speaker 2: think of it. The guy who runs his garage said 641 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 2: it's the quietest car. 642 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, Johnny, Yeah, I ran into him outside of pavilions 643 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,480 Speaker 1: and I sent a photo to uh to Jay, I go, hey, 644 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,520 Speaker 1: I ran into your body. He runs the garage, and 645 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,040 Speaker 1: Jay wrote back, why don't you to get a room? 646 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 1: Dona and Toms were Alive New Shift, and it starts 647 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: tonight six to ten pm right here on KFI AM six. 648 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 3: Forty, KFI AM six forty on demand 649 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 4: H