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Speaker 1: Well, on Fridays, we like to end with the nine

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Speaker 1: news nuggets. You need to know.

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Speaker 2: These are the stories that otherwise would have fallen through

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Speaker 2: the cracks. Here is our honorable mention, honorable mentioned, not

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Speaker 2: the most to mention.

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Speaker 1: An honor serving with you a great and honorable Moses.

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Speaker 3: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member

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Speaker 3: of honorable Mention.

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Speaker 1: Well, we've seen, uh, we've seen this before.

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Speaker 2: We've seen people try to smuggle things into prisons before,

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Speaker 2: and this.

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Speaker 4: Is sometimes they do it in their butt.

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Speaker 1: Gary, sometimes they do shan shan shan.

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Speaker 2: Wow, We've we've become so familiar now I can't even

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Speaker 2: or I'm too lazy to spit out a second syllable.

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Speaker 2: This used to be remote controlled helicopters, which I think

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Speaker 2: have kind of fallen by the wayside now that drones

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Speaker 2: have picked up so significantly. In Lee County, South Carolina,

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Speaker 2: the South Carolina Department of Corrections busted a drone delivering

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Speaker 2: several items to the Lee Correctional Institution. In it, there

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Speaker 2: were not just crab legs, old bay seasoning that's how

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Speaker 2: they do it, cigarettes and a little bit of eighty

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Speaker 4: That is the way to do time. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 5: You can get some crab legs in there was some

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Speaker 5: old bay seasoning and then have a nice stogy at

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Speaker 5: the end.

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Stove game cocks. There's number nine, number nine. I did

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Speaker 1: nine place if the cops dirty nine times out of

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Speaker 1: tennis partner's dirty two. I speak nine languages, basically, everybody

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Speaker 1: at table nine.

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Speaker 2: I'll be ready to go another nine?

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Speaker 3: And niner?

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Speaker 1: Did I catch a niner in there?

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Speaker 2: Well, you're calling from all walkie talkie.

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Speaker 5: Okay, don't say no right away. But I think as

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Speaker 5: a show we can take a quick vote. Should we

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Speaker 5: give Gary these mushrooms which cause fairytale like llucinations?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: And why why yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, because it will expand his mind and he will

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Speaker 1: come back as Gary two point zero?

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Speaker 4: I agree, Matty, Yes and.

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Speaker 2: Why yes for contentsy Yes, smart.

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Speaker 4: Very smart?

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Speaker 1: Smart?

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Speaker 4: Will you Gary do mushrooms?

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Speaker 1: Just not fairy tales?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 4: How fun it is?

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Speaker 1: Fun?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like fun upon a time. And then you just

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Speaker 3: go and I just ride a horse off into the sun.

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Speaker 3: You're damn right, you do with my dog as my

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Speaker 3: as my companion. Sure, put them in the side car.

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Speaker 1: The horse with a side car.

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Speaker 2: There is there's a study that's going on about these

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Speaker 2: new mushrooms that are use it or that are creating

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Speaker 4: Uh call them fairytale mushrooms.

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Speaker 1: They call them fairy tale mushrooms.

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Speaker 4: I think it sounds kind of nice, like a fun

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Speaker 1: The well we've talked before.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot of research that's

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Speaker 2: actually going into using hallucinogens as treatment for certain kinds

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Speaker 4: Like a slow news day at a radio station.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You know we have a slow news day, we pump

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Speaker 1: You're also where the day goes.

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Speaker 2: I'll say this, I take it as a compliment that

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Speaker 1: And still be able to explain to you what's going

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Speaker 5: That actual beauty of mushrooms, that's not That's why we're

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Speaker 1: You'll be seeing fractals and like the walls moving but

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Speaker 4: You would be a perfect candidate for this.

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Speaker 1: Here's number eight. The tide is bowled every eight second

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Speaker 5: Here, what's another topic that you could tackle right.

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Speaker 1: While I'm on my fairy tale mushrooms. I assume.

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Speaker 2: There is a possibility that time doesn't actually exist. The

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Speaker 4: I was like, and we're done out, We're done.

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Speaker 1: What's for lunch?

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Speaker 2: But in that equation time no longer appears at all.

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Speaker 4: Did anybody else just lose time?

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Speaker 1: I feel like my brain is putty number seven, the

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Speaker 5: You know, my husband has been able to do a

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Speaker 4: But he is learning YouTube videos.

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Speaker 5: He's done electrical work like anything. He can do anything.

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Speaker 5: There's a YouTube video for everything.

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Speaker 1: Most of them will not get you killed.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's successful.

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Speaker 4: Surgery, though, is a bridge too far, well, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: In the Uttar Pradesh area of India, a doctor was

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Speaker 5: It'd be one thing if the kidney stone was in

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Speaker 5: Penis or your lady parts. No, no, that's where I

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Speaker 4: But he was in her abmen. And if you were

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Speaker 4: That's where kidney stones usually end up.

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Speaker 1: Are is so dramatic about that? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Uh? The no tax on tip idea right that was

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Speaker 5: Long. Yeah, I would also think there's a number of

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Speaker 1: Oh, here's number five for five.

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Speaker 1: Give me a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.

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Speaker 5: So if you're gonna take someone hostage and kidnap them,

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Speaker 5: Number four is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.

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Speaker 1: This isn't the same world you left four years Christo ruins.

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Speaker 2: People get to call reindeer on their property. They don't

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Speaker 2: know which ones are the magic ones?

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Speaker 4: Does that mean kill reindeer?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? Call is such a silly word.

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Speaker 5: calling it coal. They're killing reindeer at Somerset Reindeer Ranch.

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Speaker 5: They're calling them dangerous wild animals. These are reindeer that

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Speaker 5: hosts meat and greets for children on the farm.

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Speaker 4: They were in Orange County, were they not?

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Speaker 4: I want to say that sounds about right.

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Speaker 4: Rural American reindeer. That makes sense.

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Speaker 5: Well, they treat our reindeer with respect around here.

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Speaker 1: They come with legendary magic power like that's better. You know,

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Speaker 1: the number of the counting shall be three were dead

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Speaker 1: of the three. I got all three of you guys,

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your natur is born live.

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Speaker 3: After that three days, they both start to stink again

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Speaker 3: once you get on those fairy tale mushrooms.

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Speaker 5: be just Elmer's real life, Like I could totally see

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Speaker 5: this happening to Elmer, right. This guy in Florida is

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Speaker 5: he reported into the vehicle. While deputies were arresting him,

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Speaker 5: he was going, did I nail it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I heard about this, and I was like, what if

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Speaker 2: It's going one hundred well, I should say the car.

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Speaker 2: The car was going about one hundred miles an hour.

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Speaker 2: Deputies said it crashed and when they found him bloodied

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Speaker 2: guy said, I don't know how I got here.

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Speaker 1: I teleported or something.

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Speaker 4: It was funny.

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Speaker 5: I was trying to find a new podcast that listen.

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Speaker 5: I had a long commute yesterday and there's this popular

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Speaker 5: one called the telepathy telepathy tapes sure about people who

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Speaker 5: speak to other people. They don't have to be in

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Speaker 1: Here's number two. What's going on you two? We got

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Speaker 2: Well, we've seen this happen pranks, but it's usually the

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Speaker 2: taken into custody after a string of disruptions out of

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Speaker 2: high school where smelled like poop for weeks.

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Speaker 5: Well, he was repeatedly using a spray that produced the

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Speaker 5: the smell. This increased the smell. There are so many

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Speaker 1: It's because their brains work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the district spent fifty five thousand dollars on inspections

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Speaker 1: Just smell the crap for a while. Kids, There's number one. Weird,

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Speaker 1: number one, number one, We're number one. Then I decided

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Speaker 4: Number one, number one, number one.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why we're upset about this. If China

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Speaker 5: we winning.

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Speaker 2: Kind of Obviously, they had a one child policy. Families

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Speaker 2: in Chinese, I don't know what the translation is, it's

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Speaker 2: too expensive to have sex.

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Speaker 5: I am glad that you did not take a guess

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Speaker 5: and a gander at the translation, because I don't want

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Speaker 5: to do the show on my own next week. You

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Speaker 5: think I would be suspended if we've seen suspensions for less, Yes,

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Speaker 5: we have, all right, we too low John Covel show

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Speaker 5: us up next.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you Monday. Travel safe, Thank you, Stay dry, everybody.

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Speaker 4: Blessings,