Speaker 1: Is it good news that it's gonna snow on Saturday? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of okay with it too. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: it tis the season.
Speaker 2: I might as well white Christmas this yeares Yeah, that's true,
Speaker 2: or I only want a white Christis.
Speaker 1: Now they're saying no snow on Sat.
Speaker 3: I didn't see anybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they predicted it earlier in the week, but now
Speaker 1: there is no You know, nobody really want to do
Speaker 1: cross country skiing because I know you do the snowboarding
Speaker 1: and I do. I do snowboarding skiing sometimes, but Carson's
Speaker 1: not around, so we usually don't go. But I go
Speaker 1: cross country skiing by myself. It's just delightful. It's peaceful,
Speaker 1: and it's it's wonderful and it's serene.
Speaker 2: I went for the first time last year cross country
Speaker 2: skis cross country skiing, and I fell so many times,
Speaker 2: got a hole in my pants that I had to
Speaker 2: throw out. And the slight hills that there were, I
Speaker 2: couldn't do it. I was terrified going down very slight hills.
Speaker 1: No, I get it. If you're not in control, it
Speaker 1: is terrified. You're going to plunge headfirst into a tree
Speaker 1: and break your nag and I almost did for sure,
Speaker 1: what did the doctor yesterday? So maybe you heard about
Speaker 1: the I've had like belly pain for many years, like
Speaker 1: ten or twelve years, and I had my gall bladder
Speaker 1: round and they thought that would fix it, and that
Speaker 1: didn't do a thing. So I've been convinced that they
Speaker 1: left a sponge or something inside my body and it's growing,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's growing like a I don't know,
Speaker 1: some sort of a thing inside there. In the past,
Speaker 1: so every couple of years ago, back to the doctor
Speaker 1: to see like, okay, you know, well what's going on.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be something. So basically very intelligent doctor and
Speaker 1: and so he basically is asking questions very thorough, poking
Speaker 1: around in there, pushing as it hurt there, dessert there.
Speaker 1: And so the next step is that they are gonna
Speaker 1: have me swallow a camera pill, which I've done before,
Speaker 1: probably ten years ago, because when you get a colonoscopy,
Speaker 1: they can only go through your large colon. Is that
Speaker 1: what is called large.
Speaker 4: Colon intestine large intestine, a big colon, and then the
Speaker 4: camera pill goes through all the teeny tiny little tubes
Speaker 4: in your belly and it takes a picture every couple
Speaker 4: of minutes.
Speaker 3: Or something like that freaks me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then you wear a belt and it transfers
Speaker 1: all the pictures to the belt and you take the
Speaker 1: belt back to the dock and then she looks at it,
Speaker 1: he looks at it. Whatever.
Speaker 3: So what you poop it out?
Speaker 1: Then I think, oh, yeah, I think so yeah, do
Speaker 1: you have to retrieve it? Well, here's the good news.
Speaker 1: I found a used pill on Amazon, so I just,
Speaker 1: you know, wiped it off with thechlorox wipe and that's
Speaker 1: the one that I'm going to swallow. Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I think you poop it out,
Speaker 1: and I don't think they make you retrieve it. I
Speaker 1: don't think they did. I don't remember. Ah, the Wonders
Speaker 1: of health. It's just great to walk.
Speaker 5: Around though, which is good. It's not stopping you from
Speaker 5: walking or doing your day to day. No, no, no, No'm.
Speaker 6: Just happy that none of us have to feel bad
Speaker 6: about the fact that we bitch about not going to
Speaker 6: Benny Hannah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't feel bad about it. Yeah, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: supposed we were supposed to go to Bennie Hannah yesterday
Speaker 1: and I made a doctor's appointment well, when can you
Speaker 1: get me in? And they said, well, how about at
Speaker 1: the same time, you're gonna go to Banni Hanna with
Speaker 1: the morning show. And I'm like, oh, so all.
Speaker 3: Right, Well I have an injury as well.
Speaker 1: What is your injury? Tell me your health updates.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. Why do you have an idea?
Speaker 1: But your neck? Yeah, my neck and.
Speaker 3: Back hurt's so bad.
Speaker 6: And I know that it was because of some active
Speaker 6: activities I was engaging in.
Speaker 3: The other night.
Speaker 1: Let me explain what activity she was on. She had
Speaker 1: one leg on the back of the couch, one leg
Speaker 1: dangling off the side of the couch, and her head
Speaker 1: propped up on the arm of the couch.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 6: And like, honestly, I just like, don't advise to do
Speaker 6: that on a couch, Like, just find a bed.
Speaker 1: You couldn't make it. You couldn't make it into the bedroom.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that didn't happen. But she was
Speaker 3: gonna be quirking different.
Speaker 6: No, I actually prefer to not be quirking different, especially
Speaker 6: in a situation like that.
Speaker 3: But it's just how it happened.
Speaker 6: But I could barely move my neck to the left
Speaker 6: or right, and my upper back is just in severe pain,
Speaker 6: so Bareley can clutch with Let's see, this is what used.
Speaker 3: To be Dave's.
Speaker 6: I used to be Dave's heating had puked.
Speaker 3: My cat puked on it. So you got him a
Speaker 3: new one? Yep, I got Dave a new one.
Speaker 2: And then this one has a slight remnant smell of
Speaker 2: cat puke, so I apologize. And then I also brought
Speaker 2: you magnesium and glucosemine vitamins.
Speaker 6: Yes, so Mailey gave me some stuff. I've been taking
Speaker 6: some ibuprofen. But when I tell you, I couldn't do
Speaker 6: physical activity outside of walking yesterday. And even as I
Speaker 6: was walking, I felt like the hunchback, walking like through
Speaker 6: my neighborhood.
Speaker 3: I was like, nobody's looking at me right now, I'll
Speaker 3: look ridiculous. But yeah, I've been paid.
Speaker 1: Different types of pain we're talking between.
Speaker 3: Mina is self induced, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Denny's got neckpin, Dave's got belly pain.
Speaker 1: You feeling good? I bang my toe on the corner
Speaker 1: of my bed. Oh wow, this is funny. You turn
Speaker 1: the radio on. You're like, wow, this looks like a
Speaker 1: cool radio station. They're playing really cool music. And then
Speaker 1: it sounds like three of your grandparents are on the
Speaker 1: radio with like a little nephew. That's like, I feel great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel fine.
Speaker 6: So okay, well, my pain came from fun activities that
Speaker 6: your grandparents probably aren't doing. At least that's true my grandparents.
Speaker 6: He that retirement homes are lots of horny people.
Speaker 1: They're a hot bed of vds. They're a hot bed
Speaker 1: of v D and STDs. So, good morning, how are you?
Speaker 1: It is the Dave Ryan Show with me Dave kind
Speaker 1: of a neighborhood dad, and you know, I complain a
Speaker 1: lot about things that that hurt on my body. Jenny
Speaker 1: Is she's a little bit you know, she's thirty five,
Speaker 1: but she's single again, so she's now living the life
Speaker 1: of you know, one leg up on the back of
Speaker 1: the couch, one leg dangling off the couch, and then
Speaker 1: the head propped up on the side of the couch.
Speaker 1: Bailey Is. She would do that in a heartbeat if
Speaker 1: she could find a willing participant.
Speaker 6: She has willing participants, it's just the fact that she
Speaker 6: doesn't want those willing participants.
Speaker 1: She's the non willing participant. A yeah, exactly. And then
Speaker 1: vont Is is the only normal one out of us
Speaker 1: because he is, you know, twenty four and.
Speaker 3: The shows the most normal.
Speaker 1: Who is the most normal on the show?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, ask the people. Text in five normal
Speaker 3: on the show question.
Speaker 1: That is a really good question, who is the most
Speaker 1: normal on the show? If you've been listening to show
Speaker 1: for a while, texted Katie WB one five three nine
Speaker 1: two one and we'll do a little poul. We could
Speaker 1: even put that on Instagram. It's definitely not Bailey. No,
Speaker 1: You're the quirkiest, nerdiest, weirdest, but lovable. You are a
Speaker 1: very lovable person. I didn't like you when I first
Speaker 1: met you. I still don't like her.
Speaker 3: False.
Speaker 1: I like her false. I like you a lot now.
Speaker 1: You getting used to that. You kind of grow on
Speaker 1: me after a while. You suck, I suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, Hey I think I'm fired today, you guys.
Speaker 3: My key card doesn't work anyway.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, huh. She's standing in the lobby like a
Speaker 1: like a lost child. Downstairs, She's like, my key card
Speaker 1: won't let me in. I'm like wow, and he's like
Speaker 1: what's wrong. I'm like, Dad, help help me. So I
Speaker 1: had to bring her up anyway. Anyway, Text in and
Speaker 1: vote and let us know who's the most normal. I
Speaker 1: will be curious to see what the results are. It
Speaker 1: is not the weirdest, and you don't have to rank
Speaker 1: as you can if you want to, But who is
Speaker 1: the most normal on the show. I'm going to go
Speaker 1: ahead and vote for me because I have made it
Speaker 1: through this far in life without like being you know,
Speaker 1: I've never been arrested, I've never been beat up, I've
Speaker 1: never been like, I don't know, in part of a
Speaker 1: pyramid scheme, I'm the most normal person. You switched up, though,
Speaker 1: because you said I was the most normal. You are
Speaker 1: very normal. Yeah, but you've got plenty of time to
Speaker 1: f it up. We'll be back in a second. According
Speaker 1: to a survey, there are two of these in your home.
Speaker 1: They're not toilets, they're not beds, they're not flat screens.
Speaker 1: It is something that is if you have to think
Speaker 1: about it, you'll be like, yep, I have two in
Speaker 1: my home, and I'm like perfectly average with this one. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what they are two of these in
Speaker 1: your home next on Katie. Okay, it was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: We were talking a little while ago about who on
Speaker 1: the show is the most normal and Bailey's like, I'm
Speaker 1: the most normal, and then I'm like, no, I think
Speaker 1: I'm the so not really, and then I said vond
Speaker 1: is the most normal. But now we're really not sure.
Speaker 1: So we are on the phone with a couple of
Speaker 1: people who have opinions. Becca, good morning, Becca, good morning,
Speaker 1: Thanks for being on the show. Thanks for texting in
Speaker 1: who on the show is the most normal? And why?
Speaker 7: Well, David, I have to say it's you because I
Speaker 7: think you and I are close in age. And then Jenny,
Speaker 7: I love you and I envy you because you travel
Speaker 7: all the time and you're just so You're just everywhere
Speaker 7: and I love that. And so you just travel too much? Yeah,
Speaker 7: and daily I love you too. But yeah, you have
Speaker 7: that theater and that.
Speaker 1: That the that theater we nerdy club. Sorry, okay, see
Speaker 1: what I mean. Not normal to blow up at the
Speaker 1: host of the show.
Speaker 3: Like that, she's giving me a compliment.
Speaker 1: Okay, And then what about vont VN.
Speaker 7: He's just too young, he's still learning.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that makes any of us normal
Speaker 1: or not normal though, So you're.
Speaker 3: Saying Dave loves the most boring life as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm young, I'm not normal. Well I think yeah.
Speaker 1: You say, because Vant is young, he's he's not normal.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, he's just still still figuring things out.
Speaker 1: I think I think he's normal because you haven't had
Speaker 1: time to like be weird or quirky. You haven't. Let's
Speaker 1: face it, when people get older, I think you'll agree
Speaker 1: with this, Becca, they start to get a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: Not all of us, but we think we all know
Speaker 1: somebody like my friend Mike from elementary school in junior high,
Speaker 1: he's gotten a little bit weird because he is just
Speaker 1: the crankiest old f ever. I still love him, but
Speaker 1: sometimes they do, so that's true.
Speaker 7: That's true. Are you normal, Beca, I'm fairly normal?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, well fairly normal.
Speaker 1: I think we all have something where people would be like,
Speaker 1: really you, Becca, thanks for listening to.
Speaker 7: Thanks, thank you.
Speaker 1: We have some text messages into and this came up randomly.
Speaker 1: Who on the show is the most normal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of people are saying Vant is
Speaker 2: the most normal, or Jenny is the most normal, Dave
Speaker 2: is the most normal, vant is the most normal, and
Speaker 2: then someone said.
Speaker 3: Is anyone normal Jenny?
Speaker 2: But one person did say, I think Bailey is the
Speaker 2: most normal because most people are quirky and a little weird.
Speaker 1: Thus you were higher because you were abnormal. Higher on
Speaker 1: what Dave is the most normal, Bailey is the opposite
Speaker 1: and extreme side of the other spectrum. Now, I think
Speaker 1: that's a don't look shocked. That's a good I'm reading
Speaker 1: that is a good thing. Another one, I think Vont
Speaker 1: is the most normal. To be fair, he just talks
Speaker 1: the least. Jenny is for sure the most normal. Second
Speaker 1: is Dave hot Take. But Bailey is third and Vont
Speaker 1: is fourth, So you, Bailey are more normal.
Speaker 6: It's funny cause I think that people are looking at
Speaker 6: it a different way. It's either like they're looking at
Speaker 6: it as what we do in our personal lives, like
Speaker 6: as activities, or they're looking at it as like what
Speaker 6: we say, right yeah, So it's like you're looking at
Speaker 6: it a different perspective.
Speaker 2: See. The reason I said it was me as the
Speaker 2: most normal is that I get people coming in my
Speaker 2: inbox on Instagram every day being like you're just like me,
Speaker 2: and I love that about you and you're just like me,
Speaker 2: and it's so nice to have somebody who thinks the same.
Speaker 3: Way I do.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, you know. I think there's something there.
Speaker 1: I think that if you are in a certain group
Speaker 1: of people, it would be normal. For example, if I'm
Speaker 1: you look at me and you go, oh, he does
Speaker 1: magic tricks and plays ukulele. But if I'm hanging out
Speaker 1: at the ukulele club doing magic tricks, I'm totally normal.
Speaker 1: You're in a theater group doing improv, You're totally normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it really depends on your group's a group of
Speaker 1: young people, He's totally normal. Ad w B.
Speaker 7: Four.
Speaker 1: How many of these do you have in your whole?
Speaker 1: What are they? They are your spot, my spot in
Speaker 1: the home. So the average person has two different places
Speaker 1: at home they consider my spot, oh okay, like a
Speaker 1: place on the couch, maybe a place where you keep
Speaker 1: all your chargers and headphones. Maybe a chair next to
Speaker 1: the window. You get a spruced up a little houseplant there,
Speaker 1: place in the garage you can keep an eye on
Speaker 1: the street, or a hammock in the backyard where it's quiet.
Speaker 1: On average people have had their spot for four years,
Speaker 1: but most of us have two, and everybody knows that's
Speaker 1: your spot. I got a spot on the couch. It's
Speaker 1: been my spot on the couch ever since we've had
Speaker 1: this couch, and if Alison comes over and Carson is there,
Speaker 1: they know it's not like, don't sit in Dad's spot.
Speaker 1: They just know that's my spot. Then I get another
Speaker 1: chair that's a rocker over by the windows and get
Speaker 1: some sunlight, and that is also my spot. I know.
Speaker 2: Growing up, me and my sister would regardless of like
Speaker 2: how old we were, we would always sit in the
Speaker 2: back seat. If my dad was driving, we would sit
Speaker 2: in the back seat, even as grown adults. And her
Speaker 2: seat is right behind the driver's seat and my seat
Speaker 2: is right behind the passage.
Speaker 1: That's spot.
Speaker 3: And so if I go into the driver's seat, she's like,
Speaker 3: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Get out my spot, get in the back. What are
Speaker 1: you doing, Jenny? You have a spot?
Speaker 6: Yeah, my sunroom couch. I always said. If I'm looking
Speaker 6: at my TV on the left side of it, and
Speaker 6: then I have a sectional in my basement and I
Speaker 6: sit on the littler part that's an l because that
Speaker 6: faces the TV where it's the other way, I'd have
Speaker 6: to be turned a little bit to face the tea.
Speaker 3: Gotcha, Yeah, That's where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Wont you and Alyssa, you both have your own spot
Speaker 1: on our couch. Yeah. I always it's like, what a chase? Right,
Speaker 1: So I have the chase part and then she sits
Speaker 1: on the opposite side. Okay, gotcha. What about you? What
Speaker 1: is your spot? I never thought about it. I've got
Speaker 1: two spots and then a couple of other third choices.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because you never do think about it.
Speaker 1: It's just like it is. It just is all right.
Speaker 1: Let me know what your spot is, or think about
Speaker 1: what your spot is. I also need a song for
Speaker 1: the sing along song of the day. We've had some
Speaker 1: good ones lately, so keep come and give you a
Speaker 1: suggestion for the best sing along song of the day
Speaker 1: because we love doing this every morning around this time.
Speaker 1: Kind of wake you up, get you in a good mood,
Speaker 1: get the blood flowing, sing along with the radio. It's
Speaker 1: good for you. Send me a text and let me
Speaker 1: know what song. Maybe it's your favorite song. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: just a great whale along with the radio song. Text
Speaker 1: that into KATIEWB one five three nine two one and
Speaker 1: we'll do that a little bit. Hey, let me just
Speaker 1: put in a little plug here for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: The Minnesota Goodbye is something that a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't know about because we don't talk about it that
Speaker 1: often on the radio. But as an after the show podcast,
Speaker 1: it's called The Minnesota Goodbye, and basically it's another fifteen
Speaker 1: to twenty minutes of stuff that we don't get to
Speaker 1: talk about on the radio. And it's a lot of
Speaker 1: fun and it is a little more loosey goosey, and
Speaker 1: if we want to, we can swear. I think Jenny
Speaker 1: Bop that drop the F bomb several times on the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye Fday. So go check it out the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Search for it on the iHeartRadio app. Hey, DWB, we
Speaker 1: have somebody on the phone for the sing along song
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 3: Katie's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Katie, Good morning. I hear you're driving you
Speaker 1: get us on speaker right now. You're heading into the workplace.
Speaker 7: Then I am yet I have a.
Speaker 1: Question for you. Are you hosting Thanksgiving? Or are you
Speaker 1: guessing at Thanksgiving?
Speaker 7: I want to host, but I haven't told my family yet.
Speaker 1: Is it going to be like a shock to them
Speaker 1: to be like we're gonna what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: I think I want to invite some of them, but
Speaker 7: now all.
Speaker 3: Of yeah, gotcha?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I have good luck with that. What
Speaker 1: song do you want to hear for your sing along
Speaker 1: song of the day.
Speaker 7: There's gotta be more so by Satyrico.
Speaker 1: This is a hidden Gemma, It's a hidden gem of
Speaker 1: what the two thousands. I want to say, enjoy the
Speaker 1: sing along song of the day, Katie. Thanks for listening
Speaker 1: to Katie w be have a good day. Bye, Stacey
Speaker 1: E Rico now working the night shift over at Chili's,
Speaker 1: which is you know, and when you see her, you
Speaker 1: know she's working hard, so make sure you give her
Speaker 1: a nice tip. So that is very cool. Hadn't heard
Speaker 1: that song since it was new. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I love that song. That's such a good song.
Speaker 1: I do even know that song. Her name it really
Speaker 1: it's okay. I think it was probably two thousand and
Speaker 1: five issues sooner. That was also on like a Disney Radio,
Speaker 1: Disney kind of situation. You said hitting Jim, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, news to me.
Speaker 3: I think it also blew up on TikTok for a
Speaker 3: brief moment. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just remember her face because she had the teeniest
Speaker 2: little eyebrows back when teeny tiny eyebrows were a thing.
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the sing along song of the day.
Speaker 1: Let's get into this, say on.
Speaker 2: The Daily Bailey, My question is what holiday tradition do
Speaker 2: you wish you could do every gold day or you know,
Speaker 2: more often, because Halloween's passed and so many of like
Speaker 2: my friends are bummed because they're like, ooh, spooky season.
Speaker 2: I love Halloween and everything is like bats and pumpkins
Speaker 2: and things. Thanksgivings right around the corners, and of course
Speaker 2: we're already thinking about Christmas.
Speaker 3: Mariah Carey has thought and everything. So I want you
Speaker 3: to think about.
Speaker 2: All of your different holiday traditions that you wish you
Speaker 2: could do a little bit more often than once a
Speaker 2: year on that holiday.
Speaker 1: Dave, do you have one? I mean, off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, I love opening gifts.
Speaker 7: Is that is?
Speaker 1: That? Is that I would love to come downstairs and
Speaker 1: and every day every day there's a stocking. Ye little
Speaker 1: treats in there, because we do stockings with like you know,
Speaker 1: the box of tick tags, yeah, hershey bar or cup
Speaker 1: or whatever. It'd be funny to come downstairs every day
Speaker 1: and feed the dog and make a coffee and then
Speaker 1: go open my stocking. I think it'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 1: There's not much in there. It's never like you know,
Speaker 1: an Xbox, It's always just a little something tip it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that, Jenny.
Speaker 6: I just love watching the Macy Thanksgiving Day parade, so
Speaker 6: I feel I think there was not the same, like
Speaker 6: a little bit of a different vibe, but that sort
Speaker 6: of parade on every major holiday like Christmas in Easter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would bring me a lot of joy.
Speaker 6: Because that's just like a fun thing to ease into
Speaker 6: your Thanksgiving Day. Way, Oh, watch the parade. I think
Speaker 6: that that's super fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that a parade on all major holidays.
Speaker 3: Vaughant.
Speaker 5: I think Thanksgiving because we get to eat different food,
Speaker 5: certain food that you don't make really any other time
Speaker 5: of year, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 5: make a full on turkey or like some people eggnog
Speaker 5: for Puerto Ricans, or we do coquito, Like you don't
Speaker 5: get that all year long.
Speaker 3: No, I agree with you, Vaughn.
Speaker 2: I said that, like a giant meal shared with family
Speaker 2: and friends. That's something I think that should just happen
Speaker 2: more often rather than just Thanksgiving, more Christmas, but not
Speaker 2: every day.
Speaker 5: You can't do like a big ol' ham or some
Speaker 5: stuffing every day, you'd get tired of it.
Speaker 2: You know what we should have every day, or at
Speaker 2: least all throughout the winter. And I will stand ten
Speaker 2: toast down on this is Christmas lights. Those should be
Speaker 2: up all winter long, not just for Christmas, oh.
Speaker 1: Because I think they lose their uniqueness specialness, but glow,
Speaker 1: that warm glow throughout the cold cold like it should
Speaker 1: be daylight savings lights, not just Christmas lights. You know, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotcha.
Speaker 2: Once the sun goes down at five, I want cute
Speaker 2: little tweak.
Speaker 1: Going down just a little. We went out for a
Speaker 1: walk last night. It was like five is like, we
Speaker 1: better hurry back. It's getting dark.
Speaker 3: It's rough there. That's the daily Bailey.
Speaker 1: Thanks for I like it, do Dave start coming up
Speaker 1: in a couple of seconds. Oprah's annual Favorite Things list
Speaker 1: is out, including a pair of reading glasses for the
Speaker 1: shower and some other things on there. Plus this big Star,
Speaker 1: this big movie has got a sequel. I think you're
Speaker 1: probably gonna be excited about this one. And what happened
Speaker 1: at the Miss Universe pageant then made contestant storm out.
Speaker 1: We'll cover it all on Dave start Next on kd WB,
Speaker 1: you don't need.
Speaker 3: Social media for gossip, rumors and half truths. You've got
Speaker 3: Dave's dirt.
Speaker 1: On kd w B, we're to start off with Oprah's
Speaker 1: favorite things, including a seven hundred dollars indoor pizza oven. Now,
Speaker 1: one of my questions about a pizza oven is a
Speaker 1: regular oven works just fine? Maybe if you're real of
Speaker 1: pizza fiscionado, you'd be like, oh, pizza oven's dope. But
Speaker 1: I do just find throwing my Haggy's pizza, which is
Speaker 1: by the best, that is the best one, into the
Speaker 1: regular pizza into the regular oven, the same one that
Speaker 1: I make muffins andater tot hot dish in. So why
Speaker 1: do I need a pizza oven? And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you don't. Maybe there's a pizza fihionado who will text
Speaker 1: in at katielb one and say.
Speaker 3: Wow, right, adet do it tastes so much better with
Speaker 3: a pizza oven.
Speaker 1: Other things on her favorite list of there's dumb stuff,
Speaker 1: including a pair of fog proof reading glasses for your show. Now,
Speaker 1: you might want to take these sixty dollar pair of
Speaker 1: fog proof reading glasses in the shower. What are you
Speaker 1: to read in there. No, she said, she got an answer.
Speaker 1: She said the conditioner instructions because if you well, here's
Speaker 1: another thing, Oprah. If you need to read the instructions
Speaker 1: on conditioner, you need to rethink, lovey, how'd you get
Speaker 1: it to this by your career. It's like it used
Speaker 1: to say on the shampoo bottles, lather, rinse, repeat, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they're just trying to get you to use more shampoo.
Speaker 5: Nowadays the bottles just say, come on, idiot, really exactly,
Speaker 5: come on, idiot.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you need to the only time you
Speaker 2: would ever read your conditioner bottle is when you're pooping
Speaker 2: and you forgot your phone and then you have to
Speaker 2: grab something to I need.
Speaker 1: I guess, so yeah, yeah, you got to read something right.
Speaker 1: Another one is a two thousand dollars espresso machine, which
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's so much better than the
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty nine dollars espresso that I got
Speaker 1: for my birthday. So interesting that Oprah is toe out
Speaker 1: of touch with America and doesn't realize most of us
Speaker 1: don't want nor can't afford a two thousand dollars expresso machine.
Speaker 3: Crazy. So the four non blonde song What's Up.
Speaker 6: I do have a little clip we can play of
Speaker 6: that on Dave's start page.
Speaker 2: Thank you sure yet?
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, this is like a mash up with Nicki
Speaker 6: Minaja's song B's in the Trap because it's a social
Speaker 6: media trend right now where someone starts singing what's Up
Speaker 6: and then it changes to bees in the Trap. Well,
Speaker 6: the actual four non blonde song What's Up has re
Speaker 6: emerged on the Billboard charts because of that trend.
Speaker 1: Oh that's sick actually, and it's more than.
Speaker 6: Thirty years old. They peaked at fourteen back then, and
Speaker 6: this week it's reached number thirteen on Billboard's Alternate Alternative
Speaker 6: Song charts. So I mean, shout out, that's still a
Speaker 6: great song. We've done it for sing a long song
Speaker 6: a couple of times. Yeah, I love it. But I
Speaker 6: love when like random TikTok trends bring back old song
Speaker 6: like what like running up that Hell yeah, no one.
Speaker 3: Came out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: I think that's a good thing about TikTok in general,
Speaker 2: is that you'll just have a random song like that,
Speaker 2: one like really old song like Peggy Lee or something
Speaker 2: saying that was really popular this summer. I just like
Speaker 2: that that it's like, hey, let's make this chart again.
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence revealed on the Lost Culteresis podcast that she
Speaker 2: and Emma Stone are producing and co starring in a
Speaker 2: Miss Piggy movie. What Yeah. Tony winning Broadway actor Cola Scola,
Speaker 2: he just won like a Tony four, Oh Mary, which
Speaker 2: is still on Broadway right now.
Speaker 3: He is writing the screenplay for this movie. That's all
Speaker 3: the information we have so far. But I love the Muppets.
Speaker 2: I don't think that is a shocking thing, and so
Speaker 2: I can't wait for a Miss Piggy movie.
Speaker 3: The world's all right?
Speaker 5: Yaymy Camy Me and Fanily kept saying that a boob
Speaker 5: bas because somebody came.
Speaker 1: I think it was a couple.
Speaker 5: Dave, get excited because this weekend, your girl, Nikki Lazer
Speaker 5: is going to be hosting Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: I love that one.
Speaker 3: Would you roast us?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: I just I don't think that's a good idea. You
Speaker 3: don't want that. I promise you won't hurt her feelings.
Speaker 5: No, I started on kill Tony, so completely numbus up?
Speaker 3: Okay me verse me verse Right, Ashley, you look like
Speaker 3: a you actually look like, geez, what did she say?
Speaker 1: She became legendary at that tom Brady roast because tom
Speaker 1: Brady just sat there so uncomfortably while she talked about
Speaker 1: how she wanted a blank, A blank, a blank, and
Speaker 1: it was like she was unapologetically disgusting. And I think
Speaker 1: that's kind of when she became a household name. Let
Speaker 1: me just turn your attention towards the east if you
Speaker 1: will to enjoy the sunrise. Wow, it's been created today
Speaker 1: for your enjoyment. Now it only lasts a short time,
Speaker 1: so enjoy the sunrise while.
Speaker 3: It is very purple and pink and blue.
Speaker 5: Let me also mentioned with Nikki Glazer Somber, who we
Speaker 5: play a lot on KDW the musical guest for SNL
Speaker 5: this week and this weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to say up, that'll be awesome.
Speaker 1: So this is the story. So I guess the the
Speaker 1: Miss Universe pageant is in. It is in Thailand apparently,
Speaker 1: but at least the tie director he is a tie man,
Speaker 1: and in some sort of event yesterday he called Miss
Speaker 1: Mexico a dummy, and Jenny and I and then several
Speaker 1: contestants walked out of the room and protest Jenny and
Speaker 1: I both watched the clip, and it's really hard to
Speaker 1: understand him because he's got you know, he's got a
Speaker 1: thick accent. But here's a little clip, and we might
Speaker 1: not play the whole thing because it goes on for
Speaker 1: quite a while.
Speaker 3: That's cool, but at least woman, I think it's not
Speaker 3: good for you.
Speaker 2: It's not good for you.
Speaker 3: Don't know about you.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the context was, but he said,
Speaker 1: miss Mexico, you're a dummy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know either.
Speaker 6: But as soon as all the women started standing up
Speaker 6: and walking out, he started threatening that like they would
Speaker 6: be kicked out of the pageant then, and the women
Speaker 6: were like, ha, okay.
Speaker 1: I wonder because I got to figure these smarter than
Speaker 1: to do that. I wonder if the language maybe dummy
Speaker 1: translates into something, you know what I mean, like maybe
Speaker 1: he had the wrong translation for dummy, but.
Speaker 3: It can't be like a nice thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 1: Then he followed up with I don't like, I don't care,
Speaker 1: still being rude. Yes, still, I'm not trying to I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to give the benefit of the down. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how he could be such a
Speaker 1: dummy just to do something like that. So maybe he
Speaker 1: was trying to say silly or or mistaken or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true.
Speaker 6: I think you just sort of forgot though that it
Speaker 6: was streaming live on like Facebook.
Speaker 1: Well live on Facebook there you get a room full
Speaker 1: of like eighty Miss Universe contestines.
Speaker 6: So yeah, okay, Sidney Sweeney was seeing canoodling in Central
Speaker 6: Park with Scooter Braun.
Speaker 1: They said, this whole thing up depressed and they said, hey,
Speaker 1: will you come and get a picture of us canoodling?
Speaker 6: Oh? Absolutely? And it clearly looks staged. It looks like
Speaker 6: she's acting. At one point of the video that I
Speaker 6: saw of her, canon be like and it's like, okay,
Speaker 6: we know, and then she like leans in and they
Speaker 6: smooch and then they walk away together, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: there was no disguising either of them.
Speaker 3: I think maybe he had a hat on.
Speaker 6: But she was very much out of the open and
Speaker 6: you wouldn't recognize her, especially in a city like New York,
Speaker 6: right if Sydney Sweeney was walking around, so clearly it
Speaker 6: was stage. And it's most likely because she's on the
Speaker 6: promotional tour for the biopic of a female boxer, Christy Martin.
Speaker 6: So this weekend's box prediction suggests that there's not much
Speaker 6: interest in the movie and it may finish.
Speaker 3: Below the top five.
Speaker 6: So she's out here doing what she's got to do
Speaker 6: to make sure her movie becomes somewhat successful.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that makes her look good, right, because we.
Speaker 5: Don't have a good like ramp of Yeah, Scooter Braun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think that it's great. I don't think
Speaker 6: it's great that she chose Scooter Braun today.
Speaker 3: No, of all the people.
Speaker 2: K Pop Demon Hunters is gonna have a sequel, but
Speaker 2: it won't be here until twenty twenty nine, which seems
Speaker 2: like that's a missed opportunity.
Speaker 1: Folks. I haven't even seen K Pop Demon Hunters, and
Speaker 1: I think this is even like.
Speaker 3: Good right, So it seems strange to me.
Speaker 2: But they don't really have any details on that except
Speaker 2: that they're in talks with the or negotiations with the
Speaker 2: voice actors. It's the same two directors that will be returning,
Speaker 2: but no other details at this time except that there
Speaker 2: will be a sequel, but.
Speaker 3: Not until twenty twenty nine, which is so far away.
Speaker 1: Well, they got. It takes a while to make a
Speaker 1: movie like that. I mean, they gotta write the songs
Speaker 1: and they gotta do the animation, create the story. I
Speaker 1: saw it the other day. We watched it, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, and I really liked it. The songs were great,
Speaker 1: the story was cute. The animation was really funny, like
Speaker 1: with the popcorn coming out of their eyes and the
Speaker 1: guy's abs, and they were just really cute and quirky
Speaker 1: and silly.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 1: I like it was. I thought it's gonna be like
Speaker 1: a superhero serious at all, and they're not serious at all.
Speaker 2: They're goofing funny, and I think this is a strange, Like, yes,
Speaker 2: it does take a while to make a movie, but
Speaker 2: twenty twenty nine is so far in the future. And
Speaker 2: they did this thing with the toys that they won't
Speaker 2: even have the Toys of the Dolls ship until.
Speaker 5: They missed out Christmas. Come on, I love me some Christmas.
Speaker 5: And Gwen Stefani's got a new holiday song. It's called
Speaker 5: Shake the Snow Globe. See how you feel about it.
Speaker 5: As the in house holiday enthusiast, I do think we
Speaker 5: need some new Christmas songs and I don't think when
Speaker 5: Stefani did it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think said the new Share is share
Speaker 1: song is.
Speaker 3: The new J play that Christmas show And.
Speaker 1: That was such an iHeartRadio creation. iHeart radio is like
Speaker 1: they collabbed on that song. iHeart Radio. That's there's some
Speaker 1: story and there's nothing bad, but they definitely collabed on
Speaker 1: that one to make it a big Christmas hit. And
Speaker 1: I really actually like that song. I have one more story.
Speaker 1: I found this on Instagram. The most Starving Cities in Sports.
Speaker 1: The top five most starving cities in sports. Now, what
Speaker 1: do we mean by that? It means these are towns.
Speaker 1: These are cities that have gone without a title or
Speaker 1: even a team in the playoffs for a very long
Speaker 1: time or in the title game. If you're into sports,
Speaker 1: you'll agree most five starving cities in sports. And see
Speaker 1: if you can guess what's number one. Phoenix is number five,
Speaker 1: Detroit is number four. They haven't won anything. The Lions
Speaker 1: have never been to the big Game. They've never been
Speaker 1: to the NFC playoff game. Buffalo, they haven't been to
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl since ninety one or something like that. Cleveland,
Speaker 1: they've just sucked forever. And the number one most starving
Speaker 1: city in sports? You know what it is? It is
Speaker 1: the Twin Cities. Is the Twin Cities, because I mean
Speaker 1: other than the Links, which is cool, but you know
Speaker 1: when we're talking about the four major like crowd drawing,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about sports, the Vikings, No,
Speaker 1: the Twins. Not since ninety one, Timberwolves have had a
Speaker 1: couple of good years and then the while to have
Speaker 1: good years and bad years. So we are starving.
Speaker 3: Sad to report on it when we're the number one city.
Speaker 1: I know, it's no secret. Everybody here knows that. We'll
Speaker 1: be back in a second on KATWB with your Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter keyword. We're going back in time, back in time
Speaker 1: to two thy fifteen on the way Back Machine. They
Speaker 1: were gonna go back even farther to find out what
Speaker 1: you were doing in twenty ten and what you were
Speaker 1: doing twenty years ago in two thousand and five. It's
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