WEBVTT - The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz ep 124 - 15 Aug, 2004

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants to be on the pervis have flashy flunkeys everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Perverse?

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants the father of a country estate?

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<v Speaker 2>A country estate is something I'd hate.

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<v Speaker 1>Relieving fun seekers for special edition of well, perhaps an

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<v Speaker 1>Olympic Games presentation of the Quick Quick? Yeah? So, will

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<v Speaker 1>all the questions be pertaining to sport? Let's go for gold,

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<v Speaker 1>right and ready? Sport? You nobody's ever called me sport?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you Mervyn? Are you right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Simon, certainly, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the first one. Ten points for everyone you get right,

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<v Speaker 1>ten to fifty taken off depending on the stupidity of

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<v Speaker 1>the answer. What percentage of British Men have no teeth?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you ten points for humor. I

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<v Speaker 1>quite enjoyed that. Ten percent higher than that thirty three

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<v Speaker 1>percent or both of you lose ten points? Twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four percent is right? On whom did who are

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<v Speaker 1>you just spread?

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<v Speaker 2>We got that wrong last week too.

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<v Speaker 1>On whom did Joseph Lister perform the first operation using antiseptic?

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<v Speaker 1>Who did he operate his anti No? Marie Antoinette lose

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<v Speaker 1>ten cow? Well even a cow? Why? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't want to operate at a real human his

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<v Speaker 3>sister in eighteen sixty she was called sister Lista.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a cow. Which game asked you to have

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<v Speaker 1>four wins? Yes, Majong Marjong is right, thank you? Approximately

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<v Speaker 1>how long is the hercules beetle? Please? Eight inches inches? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Three quarters of three quarters?

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<v Speaker 2>Now four inches?

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<v Speaker 1>Lose ten two inches five inches? So you all lose

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<v Speaker 1>on that one who was the original peeping Tom?

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<v Speaker 3>General Tom Thumb lose ten on that one Tom from

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<v Speaker 3>Coventry in England.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was him? He was a he was a perv.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's move, Yes, that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a tailor who looked at Lady a Diver

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<v Speaker 1>rude riding nude through Caventry in the procession in country.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you being serious now, because I collected.

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<v Speaker 3>Stephen grafts from from Coventry made only with her, and

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<v Speaker 3>I have Lady a Diver on the horse with Peeping

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<v Speaker 3>Tom looking out of a window onto her bare body.

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<v Speaker 4>He was, well, that's something we've got in comedy because

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<v Speaker 4>I collect pictures of naked ladies as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm a peeping Tom, so we're all you.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that I have a friend who's all waited

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<v Speaker 1>in Beijing. His name is Thomas, so we called him

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<v Speaker 1>Peeking Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>That's clever. Does he lose points for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Mister D's twenty points for poor? Not even entertainment. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>has to salvage as by to which family does the hippopotter?

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<v Speaker 1>And for ching's another twenty to which family there's the hippopotamus?

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<v Speaker 1>Bigarre and along the hippopotamus is a pig? The erect

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<v Speaker 1>who said pig? Good on you Ian, He was a

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<v Speaker 1>Victorian of the year. He was referring to you, mister

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<v Speaker 1>Das who rode mariongo.

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<v Speaker 2>Lady Godiva, that was the name of.

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<v Speaker 1>Her jockey loose Tenngo Marengo and Napoleon Bonaparte? How did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that? Did you look over my shollow? Twenty

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<v Speaker 1>point miss got honors in history? Great portrait painted by

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<v Speaker 1>David What is a female fox called? Yes? Vixen is right?

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<v Speaker 1>You were first up ten points? Which animal can be

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<v Speaker 1>broken into thousands of pieces? Join itself up again and

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<v Speaker 1>continue to live at jellyfish? Lose ten on post any idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Snake that's a worm? Isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Red sponge? Yes, the red sponge of Madagasco, who was

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<v Speaker 1>olive Oil's boyfriend before she met Popeye Whimpy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was blue or Brutus.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you can't have two.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's three answers.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he's trying. I'm giving him ten points for trying.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Oh, he's just a crawler ham gravy. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that was his boyfriend. He just sucks up to the

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Company. Who was cream Victoria's favorite girly or gilly?

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Brown?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, John Brown is correct ten points for that. You're

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<v Speaker 1>doing very well.

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<v Speaker 2>He's only ten points behind Mervin.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a young turkey called gobbler? No squab? A capon?

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<v Speaker 1>Lose ten a turkey no alt? Yes, a poult.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right from that movie Poltergeist.

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<v Speaker 1>What does a potometer measure? Please? A potometer?

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<v Speaker 2>Hippopotamuses?

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<v Speaker 1>No holes in rhoades. That little Grecian earned some things

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<v Speaker 1>vases and things. Water intake, yes, the intaker water. What

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<v Speaker 1>is a knot?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's the speed of a ship at sea and

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<v Speaker 3>maritime measure.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a string together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's top boy scouts tie no lose ten on

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<v Speaker 1>all that one. It's a Russian flogging ship. Yes, they

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<v Speaker 1>flogged the natives. In that one. If a human baby

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<v Speaker 1>grew as fast as a baby, well, how tall would

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<v Speaker 1>it be by the time it was two twenty seven

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<v Speaker 1>feet tall? Lose ten? On that three meters tall, lose

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<v Speaker 1>ten many ideas he come.

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<v Speaker 3>On, baby wales grow very fast, be about one hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Feet sixty five feet. Yes, you've got the silver Golden Bronze, Mervin.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm having a whale of a top marks.

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<v Speaker 1>Who won?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Philip did very badly on minus seventy.

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<v Speaker 4>Ian got up to thirty but got back down to ten,

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<v Speaker 4>which is a bit of a shame. I was minus

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<v Speaker 4>thirty but Mervin one as always sixty points