Speaker 1: Who wants to be on the pervis have flashy flunkeys everywhere?
Speaker 2: Perverse?
Speaker 1: Who wants the father of a country estate?
Speaker 2: A country estate is something I'd hate.
Speaker 1: Relieving fun seekers for special edition of well, perhaps an
Speaker 1: Olympic Games presentation of the Quick Quick? Yeah? So, will
Speaker 1: all the questions be pertaining to sport? Let's go for gold,
Speaker 1: right and ready? Sport? You nobody's ever called me sport?
Speaker 1: How are you Mervyn? Are you right? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, Simon, certainly, all right.
Speaker 1: Here's the first one. Ten points for everyone you get right,
Speaker 1: ten to fifty taken off depending on the stupidity of
Speaker 1: the answer. What percentage of British Men have no teeth?
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you ten points for humor. I
Speaker 1: quite enjoyed that. Ten percent higher than that thirty three
Speaker 1: percent or both of you lose ten points? Twenty four
Speaker 1: twenty four percent is right? On whom did who are
Speaker 1: you just spread?
Speaker 2: We got that wrong last week too.
Speaker 1: On whom did Joseph Lister perform the first operation using antiseptic?
Speaker 1: Who did he operate his anti No? Marie Antoinette lose
Speaker 1: ten cow? Well even a cow? Why? Well?
Speaker 3: He didn't want to operate at a real human his
Speaker 3: sister in eighteen sixty she was called sister Lista.
Speaker 1: She was a cow. Which game asked you to have
Speaker 1: four wins? Yes, Majong Marjong is right, thank you? Approximately
Speaker 1: how long is the hercules beetle? Please? Eight inches inches? Right?
Speaker 1: Three quarters of three quarters?
Speaker 2: Now four inches?
Speaker 1: Lose ten two inches five inches? So you all lose
Speaker 1: on that one who was the original peeping Tom?
Speaker 3: General Tom Thumb lose ten on that one Tom from
Speaker 3: Coventry in England.
Speaker 1: Who was him? He was a he was a perv.
Speaker 2: No, that's move, Yes, that's me.
Speaker 1: He was a tailor who looked at Lady a Diver
Speaker 1: rude riding nude through Caventry in the procession in country.
Speaker 1: Well you being serious now, because I collected.
Speaker 3: Stephen grafts from from Coventry made only with her, and
Speaker 3: I have Lady a Diver on the horse with Peeping
Speaker 3: Tom looking out of a window onto her bare body.
Speaker 4: He was, well, that's something we've got in comedy because
Speaker 4: I collect pictures of naked ladies as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm a peeping Tom, so we're all you.
Speaker 1: I believe that I have a friend who's all waited
Speaker 1: in Beijing. His name is Thomas, so we called him
Speaker 1: Peeking Tom.
Speaker 2: That's clever. Does he lose points for that?
Speaker 1: Mister D's twenty points for poor? Not even entertainment. Someone
Speaker 1: has to salvage as by to which family does the hippopotter?
Speaker 1: And for ching's another twenty to which family there's the hippopotamus?
Speaker 1: Bigarre and along the hippopotamus is a pig? The erect
Speaker 1: who said pig? Good on you Ian, He was a
Speaker 1: Victorian of the year. He was referring to you, mister
Speaker 1: Das who rode mariongo.
Speaker 2: Lady Godiva, that was the name of.
Speaker 1: Her jockey loose Tenngo Marengo and Napoleon Bonaparte? How did
Speaker 1: you know that? Did you look over my shollow? Twenty
Speaker 1: point miss got honors in history? Great portrait painted by
Speaker 1: David What is a female fox called? Yes? Vixen is right?
Speaker 1: You were first up ten points? Which animal can be
Speaker 1: broken into thousands of pieces? Join itself up again and
Speaker 1: continue to live at jellyfish? Lose ten on post any idea.
Speaker 2: Snake that's a worm? Isn't it?
Speaker 1: Red sponge? Yes, the red sponge of Madagasco, who was
Speaker 1: olive Oil's boyfriend before she met Popeye Whimpy.
Speaker 2: No, it was blue or Brutus.
Speaker 1: Well you can't have two.
Speaker 2: Well that's three answers.
Speaker 1: Well he's trying. I'm giving him ten points for trying.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh, he's just a crawler ham gravy. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was his boyfriend. He just sucks up to the
Speaker 1: Chris Company. Who was cream Victoria's favorite girly or gilly?
Speaker 3: Mister Brown?
Speaker 1: Yes, John Brown is correct ten points for that. You're
Speaker 1: doing very well.
Speaker 2: He's only ten points behind Mervin.
Speaker 1: What is a young turkey called gobbler? No squab? A capon?
Speaker 1: Lose ten a turkey no alt? Yes, a poult.
Speaker 2: That's right from that movie Poltergeist.
Speaker 1: What does a potometer measure? Please? A potometer?
Speaker 2: Hippopotamuses?
Speaker 1: No holes in rhoades. That little Grecian earned some things
Speaker 1: vases and things. Water intake, yes, the intaker water. What
Speaker 1: is a knot?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the speed of a ship at sea and
Speaker 3: maritime measure.
Speaker 2: And it's a string together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's top boy scouts tie no lose ten on
Speaker 1: all that one. It's a Russian flogging ship. Yes, they
Speaker 1: flogged the natives. In that one. If a human baby
Speaker 1: grew as fast as a baby, well, how tall would
Speaker 1: it be by the time it was two twenty seven
Speaker 1: feet tall? Lose ten? On that three meters tall, lose
Speaker 1: ten many ideas he come.
Speaker 3: On, baby wales grow very fast, be about one hundred.
Speaker 1: Feet sixty five feet. Yes, you've got the silver Golden Bronze, Mervin.
Speaker 1: I know I'm having a whale of a top marks.
Speaker 1: Who won?
Speaker 2: Well, Philip did very badly on minus seventy.
Speaker 4: Ian got up to thirty but got back down to ten,
Speaker 4: which is a bit of a shame. I was minus
Speaker 4: thirty but Mervin one as always sixty points