Speaker 1: Had my birthday the other day. Oh well I was sixty.
Speaker 2: I was turning keeping that up my sleeve. I was
Speaker 2: going after the music, going to say and by the way, folks,
Speaker 2: Dave turned sixty. But you've played the cades. Well, can
Speaker 2: I say on behalf of the audience, happy birthday? You
Speaker 2: know what? It is a pleasure to have one day
Speaker 2: of O'Neill in our lives now for sixty years.
Speaker 1: And to sixty year old people in their sixties doing
Speaker 1: this podcast. You're in your sixties.
Speaker 2: I'm past the middle.
Speaker 1: Imagine when you were twenty and you heard someone was
Speaker 1: in their sixties.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my dad's old. When my dad turned sixty,
Speaker 2: was like really old?
Speaker 1: Oh really old.
Speaker 2: I don't feel very old. No, I look old and
Speaker 2: I served yesterday for two hours, so you know you.
Speaker 1: Don't look that old. I tell you what rewatching Sam
Speaker 1: Payne show. There's a lot of nude you on Sampagne show.
Speaker 1: Just what did you bring that? Well, just because you
Speaker 1: look good, you don't look sixty. And if you can
Speaker 1: look good when you're nude, I'll tell you what you're going. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't look good in the news.
Speaker 2: Well, all I know is that from my phone.
Speaker 1: If you saw there's a second dude photo of you.
Speaker 2: Now I know, I know, the one of.
Speaker 1: You holding the French of Penny in front.
Speaker 2: Because yeah, because I said on the show that was
Speaker 2: a frinch of Penny, the original photo with the flower.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I think my friend told me
Speaker 2: that the it's.
Speaker 1: Not a fan of Penny though, is No, it's biscus
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: I think, hi biscus, but that was in Fiji. I
Speaker 2: think that might be the national flower. And I've put
Speaker 2: it in my bottom.
Speaker 1: Is that terrible?
Speaker 2: Trying to be funny? That's just really inappropriate?
Speaker 1: Sidekick was saying on the last episode of Pang he said,
Speaker 1: stop showing the photo.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I kept showing it. That kept showing him,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I mean we were when we need a quick glance
Speaker 1: and like my daughter's like, oh I didn't need to
Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, no one needed. Well anyway, what have
Speaker 1: I looked?
Speaker 2: And can I apologize to you for that? And look
Speaker 2: I feel but he took it off my phone. It's wrong,
Speaker 2: I said to him, whatever you take off my phone
Speaker 2: is on you. I picked out photos that were quite
Speaker 2: friendly and quite quite nice, you know, and I've got anyway,
Speaker 2: so I had to go back. They asked me to
Speaker 2: do videos, and I don't want to go down this
Speaker 2: road again. But there is a photograph of me with
Speaker 2: a French panny in front of my It's funny.
Speaker 1: Well you know what the bottom line was, It was funny. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope I didn't hurt anyone.
Speaker 1: I only talking about this because triggering. You look good,
Speaker 1: all right for sixties, but I turned sixty. And it's
Speaker 1: often because I don't work during the day. I mean
Speaker 1: occasionally go, well we do this during the day and
Speaker 1: I do a voice ab or something. My wife's like,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do during the day. Do
Speaker 1: you want to go for a walk in the botanical gardens? Fuck? No,
Speaker 1: what about an art girlery? No? The movies? Well, the movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I went to a movie the other day. I
Speaker 1: hadn't been a movie for a while, and about twenty
Speaker 1: minutes and I'm like, this isn't that good this movie.
Speaker 2: Did you walk out? No, I would see I walk out.
Speaker 2: I go this is not working for me. It isn't
Speaker 2: going anywhere. I'm wasting my time.
Speaker 1: You know. The movies on and I wanted to see
Speaker 1: what did you do it. Well, I went to a
Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant because I thought I'm going to have a
Speaker 1: pizza that.
Speaker 2: Night, hang by yourself or with.
Speaker 1: Not with Kieran, and my daughter was home from UNI.
Speaker 1: So said, this is during the week on a Thursday.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say that the Chinese restaurant wasn't for fault.
Speaker 2: Were you the only people there?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, not in Paran, which is a
Speaker 1: popular It's a Chinese restaurant that I go to sometimes
Speaker 1: with Adam's friend of the show and he used to
Speaker 1: live around there. That's great Chinese food. What was your order? Well,
Speaker 1: you have a guess. What do you reckon? I got
Speaker 1: and remember I'm pretty basic, a basic beach.
Speaker 2: Oh you started up with some spring rolls.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like spring rolls that much. I love
Speaker 1: the giant ones that we spoke to all about, but
Speaker 1: I don't like that. You know what, I don't like
Speaker 1: the little ones. There's not enough bang for.
Speaker 2: But shoem I then dim sim Yeah, well dumplings. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you started with dumplings. That's the dumplings, and then you
Speaker 2: went might have gone Saint chabal onstead of an accent.
Speaker 1: I apologize, but think more basic thing. More basic fried rice, yes,
Speaker 1: but not just fried rice especial yes, special fried rice.
Speaker 1: Because it was your day, I said, a curate, that's
Speaker 1: all I'll need. I'll need four dumplings and I want
Speaker 1: the special fried rice all to myself. You guys can't
Speaker 1: have any, and they got vegetarian fried rice, but I
Speaker 1: ended up giving him some.
Speaker 2: You're good like that.
Speaker 1: But you know what I noticed on the menu, And
Speaker 1: this is what I really want to talk about.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's no fried rice. I know you've said enough.
Speaker 2: It's really exciting.
Speaker 1: What's it called that place, the Oriental t Cafe? It'so
Speaker 1: a recommendation on Did you have green tea?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want you. I die coke. Another reason
Speaker 1: I like going there. They've got diet coke. And I
Speaker 1: noticed on the menu there's no fried rice anymore. There's
Speaker 1: just special fried rice. I just I just started thinking
Speaker 1: they must have they must have had a meeting at
Speaker 1: one point. Guys, do we need to have fried rice anymore?
Speaker 1: Everyone's ording the special fried rice?
Speaker 2: You know what, it's a.
Speaker 1: Spinoff from the original that.
Speaker 2: They probably heard this show because we said just calling
Speaker 2: special isn't enough, Because what a special guy.
Speaker 1: Yes, prawn's and Chinese sausage. I think it is.
Speaker 2: It doesn't special, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but you know what it's like. Then I said,
Speaker 1: you're right right, this is a good this is a
Speaker 1: good talkback topic for your radio show. Gives a call
Speaker 1: one three hundred four. When has the spin off become
Speaker 1: more successful than the original? Okay, I'm going to hit
Speaker 1: you with one. Fraser and Cheers, do you reckon? Fraser
Speaker 1: was more popular than Cheers?
Speaker 2: Hang on? Pretty good? But Cheers was a great show,
Speaker 2: six show personally, I don't think Fraser was as good.
Speaker 1: And Cheers like the fried Rice and phrases like your
Speaker 1: special fried Rice.
Speaker 2: No I thought it Cheers would be the special fried Rice.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, the original. They're the original. Note
Speaker 1: it's the original. Then the spin off okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: give you another one. Happy Days and more Comindy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do I do now?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Morecamini was more popular than Happy Day? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a special fried Rice?
Speaker 2: It was very popular Morecamindy, it was. But Happy Days
Speaker 2: was huge ever saw in color?
Speaker 1: I loved Happy Days? Yeah, give's got one hundred trible
Speaker 1: two seven seven.
Speaker 2: Before the others. I'm like to.
Speaker 1: Spin off been more successful which I could think of
Speaker 1: than the original? Yeah, I hang on, are they giving
Speaker 1: this you look? You can look it up? Oh bands
Speaker 1: in the band world, I got one side project? Okay,
Speaker 1: go on, okay, I'm going to give you one.
Speaker 2: I won't know the Traveling Wilberries as.
Speaker 1: Opposed to say, like Tom Petty or one of the
Speaker 1: guys that was in the Traving Wilberries. The Traveling Wilberries
Speaker 1: were bigger than some of the guys that were in
Speaker 1: the Traveling Wilberries. I reckon were they? But they are
Speaker 1: very popular, Traveling Wibalbries. Only there are two albums? You
Speaker 1: got one? What's your one?
Speaker 2: Godfather Godfather Too was was was was more the one
Speaker 2: that people go to than they do Godfather one, don't they?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And Paddington Too. And Paddington Too was better than
Speaker 1: Paddington the original. Yeah, Paddington three was no good. Padding
Speaker 1: two was like they reckon, It's just like a the
Speaker 1: perfect comedy movie.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I wish I could think it's some more.
Speaker 1: You know, what's quite hard. I was lying in bed
Speaker 1: googling it last night, and it's quite hard to think
Speaker 1: of spin offs that were more successful than the original.
Speaker 1: But I'm putting I'm putting special fried rice up there.
Speaker 2: So that crossed your mind in the China's restaurant and
Speaker 2: you went, that's interesting. They've pulled it back. Yeah, don't
Speaker 2: even bother.
Speaker 1: And I try to engage my wife and daughter on
Speaker 1: these conversations.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with them? I know, it's a fascinating conversation,
Speaker 2: endlessly fascinating. And look, we've talked about it for five
Speaker 2: minutes and when we feel.
Speaker 1: Good, were in fact almost eight minutes. We're entertained.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know, and it's these decisions like you
Speaker 2: paid a really nice picture. I don't know what else
Speaker 2: we can actually say.
Speaker 1: We're kind to play them.
Speaker 3: Is welcome to somehow related Now please welcome your host,
Speaker 3: Glenn Robinson, Dave O'Neill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back, and anyway, happy birthday. That's that's that's Hey.
Speaker 2: Do you feel any different?
Speaker 1: No, like I was saying, I feel about thirty.
Speaker 2: Five in you. Do you feel you have wisdom.
Speaker 1: A little bit when it comes to some stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I always say to the kid, I've been around for
Speaker 1: a while and I've seenff because you know what you see,
Speaker 1: you see stuff happen over and over again, particularly in
Speaker 1: work or like in comedy. I just go, I've seen
Speaker 1: this before.
Speaker 2: Because being around you, you know the deal and yeah.
Speaker 1: And then just with life stuff, you're like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are pretty good to talk to about stuff,
Speaker 2: to your your I live on your mantra, don't worry
Speaker 2: about that'll be fine, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that matter in five years time.
Speaker 2: That's a really good mantrate for life.
Speaker 1: Matter of five years time. Yeah, when you hear stories,
Speaker 1: I was doing it. I've got spaghetti bog names. Jesus, Oh,
Speaker 1: that was great. That's spaghetti bolo names.
Speaker 2: Hang on, put my headphones on.
Speaker 1: And you had chicken caesar salad.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I reckon. What you had is a
Speaker 2: sleepy time.
Speaker 1: I feel sleeping now, but it was good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, you know it's a death right meal for sure.
Speaker 2: If you if you've been knocked off during the after
Speaker 2: mid afternoon, would you have speedy bolinnies?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, it's a.
Speaker 1: Pretty good dish. Used to be Schnitzer, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had one on Saturday night. I fell a bit ill.
Speaker 2: Don't go there too much there too often? Yeah, because
Speaker 2: keep it special because I would say most households, well,
Speaker 2: am I right in saying this? They would have spaghetti
Speaker 2: bolinas once a week? Yeah, that's a big statement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but with kids it's easy.
Speaker 2: It's the kids like it and it can last a
Speaker 2: couple of nights.
Speaker 1: Well, you have it about once every two weeks or
Speaker 1: a week. The kids complaining, They complain, some of them do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Barney, the youngest one, loves it. Me and him
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: We love it, so you celebrate. It must be hard
Speaker 2: and been a parent like that and having to keep
Speaker 2: all the kids happy.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't do separate meals. It's like that, why
Speaker 1: should you know? But some people do no really, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll cook different meals. And I also people do that
Speaker 1: thing where they cook something for the kids and they've
Speaker 1: cooked something for themselves later on when the kids are little.
Speaker 2: But now we just always so you good your parents,
Speaker 2: You had what you had and then if you didn't
Speaker 2: finish it, you.
Speaker 1: Had it. You know what, Indulge your kids. That's why
Speaker 1: I reckon. Anyway, let's go to topics. We have two topics.
Speaker 1: Gotta work out how they're related about food. Fascinating topics. Already,
Speaker 1: I wonder if it will be about food. Sam has
Speaker 1: been listening game. I've got to steer them, steer them away,
Speaker 1: taken right away. What are the topic?
Speaker 4: Sam, Chris Farley and Shrek?
Speaker 1: A Yeah, yeah, Shrek. I only saw Shrek recently. I'd
Speaker 1: never seen that. Yeah. I went on that podcast that
Speaker 1: Peter Hawley does.
Speaker 2: He does a film about that, where you watch a
Speaker 2: movie that you haven't seen a lot of people saying
Speaker 2: thing you talk about it.
Speaker 1: I did Shrek and never seen Shrek, and it would.
Speaker 2: Have been easy to talk about. There's a lot lot
Speaker 2: to like in there. It's great, Mike Myers.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it on my phone in my bed. I
Speaker 1: remember with actually my youngest son.
Speaker 2: When you were googling earlier.
Speaker 1: Ah, it was. It's a funny movie.
Speaker 2: It's a great.
Speaker 1: Poignant sort of isn't it. He's a big troll that
Speaker 1: lives in a swamp.
Speaker 2: There's the bad guy who is John John Lithgow plays
Speaker 2: the bad King or something. Yeah, yeah, and he has
Speaker 2: to comes in. He has to. He meets a woman
Speaker 2: and he's got to go on otherwise he's going to
Speaker 2: lose the swamp unless he the princess back to something.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: You only just saw it, and you can't remember.
Speaker 1: Five years ago. I reckon four years ago and hang
Speaker 1: on saw it? I mean seemi recently, Like I just
Speaker 1: remember when I worked at Nova, there was a guy
Speaker 1: who couldn't believe I hadn't seen Shrek. You haven't seen
Speaker 1: Shrek the music guy. He actually looked a bit like Shrek.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen Shrek. You're a comedian and you've never
Speaker 1: seen Shrek. I said, I've never seen Shrek. You haven't
Speaker 1: seen Shrek, so sort of put me off a little bit.
Speaker 1: I never saw it.
Speaker 2: But those movies are they're family movies. So another guy
Speaker 2: like you said, sixty years old doesn't necessarily pop in.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: But I would have had kids at the right age. Actually,
Speaker 1: but oh I had some good songs inn it had
Speaker 1: the Proclaimers. Yes, which song was it? I'm on my
Speaker 1: way from uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh,
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. I had a friend of a
Speaker 1: friend who slept with one of the Proclaimers. Didn't work out,
Speaker 1: couldn't work out which one it was because they're twins.
Speaker 2: Were your twins, you would you would have.
Speaker 1: I was never in a band famous as the Proclaimers.
Speaker 1: I saw the Proclaimers live great in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Really, everyone just hanging from the one song.
Speaker 1: No, they've got two songs.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, sorry, they've got song when.
Speaker 1: I wake up. Well, I know I'm going to be
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a man. That's what that one
Speaker 1: and when you get home. I'd had some other good
Speaker 1: songs to a letter to America and whatever. I was
Speaker 1: a Proclaimers fan.
Speaker 2: What is Shrek? What does it mean? I think it means.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I think it's like.
Speaker 2: A monster in Yiddish or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know the story, The origin story is fascinating.
Speaker 1: He was a book. It was a really looked over book,
Speaker 1: and a kid in a library in LA loved it
Speaker 1: and kept getting it out. His dad was a TV
Speaker 1: movie executive. Yeah, and he said, dad, you should turn
Speaker 1: this into a movie. I saw an interview with the kid.
Speaker 1: Him and his brother loved this because you look at
Speaker 1: the original book and it's not polished or you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's not basic, but very folks. He
Speaker 1: kind of home homemade it even say kind and but
Speaker 1: these kids loved this story of Shrek. And then the
Speaker 1: dad got the rights, and.
Speaker 2: How many I think they made three? Sick one, two
Speaker 2: and three, and like there was The Forever.
Speaker 1: And the Donkey and Edie Murphy.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy and and what's the what's the girl's name?
Speaker 2: Cameron Diaz played the Princess.
Speaker 1: I met her whatever what I met camer Diana. They
Speaker 1: need you the ones her an Tony Collette he met
Speaker 1: Cameron Diaz. She's really nice, she's friendly, and I think
Speaker 1: she liked me Tony. Tony kept shutting it down like
Speaker 1: it was really annoying. So I said, so both of
Speaker 1: you guys go with musicians.
Speaker 2: And she didn't want to talk about and Cameron go, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: A good point, yeah, because and then he's like, no,
Speaker 1: he's just trying to get to talk about her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, what shut up?
Speaker 2: But no, but Tony Claude has broken up with her husband.
Speaker 2: He's a musician, isn't she. She's such a good actress,
Speaker 2: she's fantastic. Cameron Diaz is still with that guy. His
Speaker 2: brother's on the voice. What's his name? The two guys,
Speaker 2: come on, don't do this to me. Don't tell me
Speaker 2: you don't know.
Speaker 1: Justin Justin Timberlake. Why don't she with Justin Timberlake for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 2: No, but she's she's married and had a child with
Speaker 2: the one that everyone's yelling at the podcast. Now, don't
Speaker 2: make me go to my phone.
Speaker 1: He's on the voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his brother's on.
Speaker 1: The billy saying, now, who's on the voice. This is
Speaker 1: the voice America? Yeah, or the voice Australia Voice Australia
Speaker 1: guy Sebastian.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. You are gonna yell when you are Adam
Speaker 2: Levine or something like that.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Okay, Sam, what is who's Cameron Diaz's partner.
Speaker 4: Cameron Diaz has been married to Benji Madden since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: Benjamin Levi Madden is an American musician. He is the
Speaker 4: lead guitarist and backing vocalist for the rock band Good Charlotte,
Speaker 4: as well as pop rock collaboration The Madden Brothers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've met them too, the Madden Brothers. That guy
Speaker 1: didn't like me.
Speaker 2: Which one didn't like you?
Speaker 1: One of the mad brothers because he couldn't tell which.
Speaker 2: One were you being?
Speaker 1: Were you? Yes? I was one of them. Was married
Speaker 1: to Nicole Richie's Lionel Richie's daughter, And I said, when
Speaker 1: you met Lionel, did you go hello?
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 1: He did not laugh.
Speaker 2: You know what, anytime you talk about someone's partner and.
Speaker 1: Me, I mean, if lone of Riches your father in law,
Speaker 1: that's pretty funny, isn't it. Don't you reckon? That's funny?
Speaker 2: No, it is funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I remember the guy that was in charge
Speaker 1: of ABC. I met him a few times to speaks
Speaker 1: and specs right, and then someone said do you know
Speaker 1: who his father in law is? And his father in
Speaker 1: law was Frank Spencer from Oh Betty. So I said
Speaker 1: to him eventually, when you meet him, did you did you,
Speaker 1: you know, say anything about I mean, that was a
Speaker 1: great show Max Spencer. He goes, oh, he talks about it,
Speaker 1: you know, And because I think you know he became
Speaker 1: a serious actor and singer, didn't he you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I'm just thinking though, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, if your father in law's famous, people are going
Speaker 1: to ask you about it it's funny.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, But do you imagine if you.
Speaker 1: Went home, you met a girl you met home and
Speaker 1: you know her Dad'sdale Braithwaite or someone you. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny. I realized that. But maybe they get sick
Speaker 2: of talking about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what was it? Not a good Charlotte about
Speaker 1: their KFC ads?
Speaker 2: Is there anything that like you draw a line at, like,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't like talking about my private life
Speaker 2: that much. Is there anything anything that I can go
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Look, I don't talk about that. What about that weird
Speaker 2: tattoo you've got?
Speaker 1: That's right?
Speaker 2: He gave their boyfriend pep.
Speaker 1: Want to shut it down? Shut it down?
Speaker 2: Look, you know it's really tricky, but you know, I
Speaker 2: just think it's sometimes you go, well, they deserve some
Speaker 2: privacy if they don't want to talk, because some who
Speaker 2: would I'm going to have to ask through. But we
Speaker 2: had some on the panel who was from uh Ugh.
Speaker 4: Glenn, let me stop you there. I know that it's
Speaker 4: Christopher Guest who's married to Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's sorry. Yeah, So anyway, we had them on
Speaker 2: the panel and we were told don't ask any questions
Speaker 2: about Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 1: Fair enough.
Speaker 2: I think it was around that time where she did
Speaker 2: a strip to these on Yeah, that movie, and then
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to be sort of remembered for that
Speaker 2: fair enough, so you know, and we didn't.
Speaker 1: I saw her in something the other day. What she
Speaker 1: and she's in there in the Chef Show. I think
Speaker 1: she plays.
Speaker 2: So she's doing a lot of the sort of roles that.
Speaker 1: Are really good, rugged, kind of tough, unrecognizable Glynn. I
Speaker 1: want to see you. I want to be seeing at
Speaker 1: home one night. There's an ABC drama on setting A
Speaker 1: has a commission flight and I want to see you
Speaker 1: walking in a singlet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a film, Yeah, like an.
Speaker 1: Aussie but you know, hardcore. You're on Heroin.
Speaker 2: You're like, do you want me to do? You can
Speaker 2: do this thing?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Are you going to be.
Speaker 1: I'll be the cop? Oh? Come and I go listen,
Speaker 1: young lady, we're looking for your father with Derek. He's
Speaker 1: up for arm robbery? Where is he around?
Speaker 2: Think you're looking for me?
Speaker 5: You had a problem, That's what I was The actors
Speaker 5: do we just put on a bit of a voice,
Speaker 5: voice a problem, you know what guys like you really
Speaker 5: give him this ship?
Speaker 1: Well, you sound like a Heroin addict. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: a head.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm sound like, okay, can you want me to
Speaker 2: do heroic scene again. Just don't do heroin addicts.
Speaker 1: You know who does a good one is David Winnham.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do. I'll do the actor being a heroins'
Speaker 2: in spit. Yeah, call me out of the room, Call
Speaker 2: me out of the room.
Speaker 1: Shad, where's your father? We need to speak to Derek.
Speaker 1: Is he around?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Uh, it's gonna shoot. I can't make any
Speaker 2: moves because.
Speaker 1: This is good. This is much better.
Speaker 2: I regon I get I get an award for that.
Speaker 1: I can. Yeah, they just trying. I like trying to
Speaker 1: turn its theorious acting.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I prefer Ossie actor who wears bloodstones, carries a bit
Speaker 2: of a satchel when he goes to auditions. He maybe
Speaker 2: wears a scarf and then he speaks normally and then
Speaker 2: you see him in the movies and he just goes
Speaker 2: like the yeah you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like Sampson does that.
Speaker 2: Yeah me acting? No way, I was stup. It very natural.
Speaker 2: The smoke rallies and where Blunt started. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on, man. Okay, so we talked Shrek.
Speaker 2: I don't think so did one Academy Awards. I think yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it did. I think it had lots of
Speaker 2: big stars that had had.
Speaker 1: Mike My We've talked about my minds before, haven't.
Speaker 2: But I think he was what he was a topic.
Speaker 2: He doesn't do that, didn't want to spend time with
Speaker 2: his kids, wants to spend time with the Family's wrong
Speaker 2: with that?
Speaker 1: Good decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie Murphy he came back recently.
Speaker 1: God, I love Eddie Murphy funny.
Speaker 2: Hey, I can't do the voice, but you know, he
Speaker 2: just does that such and such great timing, you know.
Speaker 2: And John Lithgow, he's a bit of trivia for you.
Speaker 2: He was in I know, I don't want to say
Speaker 2: that because he sounds like what you mean him. No,
Speaker 2: I was approached about doing it rather in a movie
Speaker 2: pitch Perfect, and he ended.
Speaker 1: Up doing your part.
Speaker 2: No, No, actually I've got wrong.
Speaker 1: Was it was it him?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, now I've embarrassed myself. Oh, should have embarrassed myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to play.
Speaker 2: In pitch Perfect five or something.
Speaker 1: And yeah, Sam who played the Aussie dad in Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 4: In pitch Perfect third, John Lithgow plays the Australian father
Speaker 4: and has to do the accent.
Speaker 2: I feel a little bit better. And the guy who
Speaker 2: plays a commentator in that. Also, I think let's not
Speaker 2: just let's not check this. I think he played Kel
Speaker 2: in the American version of Cathy Kim. Oh wow, this
Speaker 2: is as interesting.
Speaker 1: So many connections.
Speaker 2: This is as interesting as Fried Rice and Special Special Rice.
Speaker 1: You know, Shrek has a comment about Disneyland. Remember he
Speaker 1: goes to It's like a piss take on Disneyland. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the guy had a fight with the head of
Speaker 1: Disney and they have maybe they go to the car
Speaker 1: that he has the lineup and it's all soulless.
Speaker 2: And I don't remember that, but it was having to
Speaker 2: go back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, look, I think we're done with Shrek.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about Chris Farleys Fahally, Chris Farley, very
Speaker 1: funny man.
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, I remember seeing I think I talked about.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about Chris Farley before on this show.
Speaker 2: So I remember seeing him in an episode of Roseanne
Speaker 2: and he had was in a leather jacket shop or
Speaker 2: he came out wearing a leather jacket and he just
Speaker 2: absolutely stole the same. Didn't know who he was, and
Speaker 2: I remember seeing that years before he became really big.
Speaker 2: And then I went, oh, my God, I went, God,
Speaker 2: I'm good. I can pick him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a star. You're a star picker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a star picker.
Speaker 1: You said the same thing to me when you met
Speaker 1: me thirty years ago. But it hasn't happened for me yet.
Speaker 2: Still, well, you know it's.
Speaker 1: A mid level, a mid level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, New Faces was New Famous did a character. We
Speaker 2: both peaked years ago and they were just on.
Speaker 1: The it's all going to happen again.
Speaker 2: So what did he do?
Speaker 1: He was and then those movies like Tommy.
Speaker 2: Before that he was Second City was which apparently a
Speaker 2: lot of you know, you go back and you look
Speaker 2: at some of the stuff, you go, not that good,
Speaker 2: but happened to people. Yeah, it's certain live he would
Speaker 2: have been what in the Yeah that's yeah. From that,
Speaker 2: he spun out into the SNL films, Really didn't he
Speaker 2: Tommy Boy, Tommy Boy at School?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Black Sheep, Black Sheep, that was big. I saw
Speaker 1: cone that wasn't that big. That wasn't that big. But
Speaker 1: the Tommy Boy and the ones he did with David
Speaker 1: Spade were good. They are a good combo.
Speaker 2: Well they were fantastic company. They really were a team,
Speaker 2: weren't they David Swait. I hope he's not listening. He's good.
Speaker 2: It's not that likeable, is he. He's quite confident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a little smart ass. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think he knows it is so because that's when he
Speaker 1: took off. That's when he took off on Saturny Live.
Speaker 1: I've heard him talk about it in interviews. Is when
Speaker 1: he was allowed to sort of be himself. And remember
Speaker 1: he used to do the Hollywood Minute or something and
Speaker 1: he would just slag people off, that's right. And I
Speaker 1: remember he did a famous one where he held up
Speaker 1: a photo of Eddie Murphy and he dropped and he said, oh,
Speaker 1: look a star is falling.
Speaker 2: And that was like that. Needdie turned on him, didn't
Speaker 2: he ed?
Speaker 1: He got in his car went looking for him. Really
Speaker 1: he was going to bash him. Yeah, Well, some of
Speaker 1: these guys are old school, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like if you if you insult them, they're not
Speaker 1: just going to take it. But they settled it. They
Speaker 1: met and stuff. But when they first met, he said,
Speaker 1: it was very tense.
Speaker 2: How they worked it out, because it's what's done is done,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is that he was a star on
Speaker 1: that show Satday Night Live. And now he's on the
Speaker 1: same show years later slagging him off because his movie
Speaker 1: started to die in the.
Speaker 2: Movie. He's such a legend. But you know, and wonder
Speaker 2: how what's his name felt about doing that. I wonder
Speaker 2: if he did.
Speaker 1: Like jamp Hag on his show, slagging you off, Glad Robins,
Speaker 1: everybody you know?
Speaker 2: Is he slagging out?
Speaker 1: No, he just puts up nude photos of you. Oh
Speaker 1: well yeah it wasn't. Yeah, But anyway, I said, it
Speaker 1: would be like that, you know what I mean, Oh.
Speaker 2: Drawing on something that is best unsaid. And then he
Speaker 2: died at like thirty three or something.
Speaker 1: It's like a curse, isn't like John Belushi?
Speaker 2: And I'm going to look I'm going to look up
Speaker 2: on my phone and I won't look at the answer.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. I'm going to look up other people that
Speaker 2: died at the age thirty three.
Speaker 1: And Jesus did he he died.
Speaker 2: At thirty three? Whoever we got here either Cassidy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, from the Mummas and Pappas.
Speaker 2: Yeah she was, yeah, she was big.
Speaker 1: She was the big one.
Speaker 2: You're not to say she checked on the chicken sandwich?
Speaker 1: Was that a myth.
Speaker 2: I don't know my mamas and pappas call on your dream.
Speaker 2: I should be laughing, should I? How dare you know?
Speaker 1: How daddy?
Speaker 2: I did someone say the other day, what about the
Speaker 2: mushroom lady? And everyone laughed? Do they realize that people died?
Speaker 1: I'm doing a joke about that.
Speaker 2: Are you doing any joke about that?
Speaker 1: It's not appropriate?
Speaker 2: People died? Three nearly four people died.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what My joke is that she said
Speaker 1: that she didn't mean to get death cap mushrooms, and
Speaker 1: then the joke says that what have you got to
Speaker 1: save yourself? And she goes should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's a funny joke.
Speaker 2: It's funny. Yeah, but if you know what if a
Speaker 2: member of the family happened to Popp, Now you know
Speaker 2: you've got to think about that.
Speaker 1: I did a ging and lean Gatha maybe six months
Speaker 1: after she was arrested. And she's from the lean Gatha.
Speaker 1: They're very quick to toe she's from cram Borough actually.
Speaker 1: And the woman in the car park I was hosting
Speaker 1: a trivia night for the Special school because I'm a
Speaker 1: good guy. What happened the woman in the car Park said,
Speaker 1: please don't do any mushroom jokes. There's people here that
Speaker 1: know her family. Fair enough. I said, absolutely, I'm not stupid.
Speaker 1: I get up there within ten seconds. Some guy d
Speaker 1: have any mushroom jokes tonight. I'm like she said, we
Speaker 1: couldn't talk about that. There's no mushroom jokes.
Speaker 2: What about that other thing you know about?
Speaker 1: I just think it's such an unusual case that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what other thing?
Speaker 2: Didn't you meet the prison guard?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that the prison guai comes to
Speaker 1: the local shop Alberts, And she's now.
Speaker 2: We're talking about it. We shouldn't be frippen about it anyway,
Speaker 2: go on, what happened? She's oho, you say.
Speaker 1: This, Well, she's anyway whatever.
Speaker 2: She's in the prison to say, you shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Saying, okay, let's not talk about it. But she looked
Speaker 1: after a lot of the famous prison prisoners.
Speaker 2: And you know, things that other people don't. Don't say
Speaker 2: anything because I think left it. Okay, who was the
Speaker 2: other person on Sunday Night Live that died from Belushi? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well done? Uh yeah, oh okay? Famous were World War two?
Speaker 2: Come on, this is good, this is a good game.
Speaker 2: Hitler close thirty three going, no, no, close close to Hitler? Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: you're good. Okay. What about a cult leader that died
Speaker 2: at thirty three?
Speaker 1: No, Jim Jones was older.
Speaker 2: You're good. Come on, you know it, Come on.
Speaker 1: A cult leader? Yeah, a crash.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh this is a good.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of all these people. Uh.
Speaker 2: What about a soul singer from the sixties.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, that's harder. Yeah, I'll give you Line or
Speaker 1: richiecause he's still alive. Hello, Hello, this is hard.
Speaker 2: You won't get this one. I'll give you the first name, Sam.
Speaker 1: Cook, Pang.
Speaker 2: And Carol Lombard. You wouldn't probably know who that.
Speaker 1: Oh Carol Lombard.
Speaker 2: She died in a plane crash.
Speaker 1: Ah, she's a singer, wasn't she? Carol lomba actress? Ass Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 1: And I mean, how was Buddy Holly when he died
Speaker 1: in that plane crash?
Speaker 2: Well he wasn't thirty three, because he's not on this list,
Speaker 2: but I reckon he was younger. Buddy Holly was Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: sad but true. So what are we talking about Chris Farley?
Speaker 2: What else can we say?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: What was his famous characters? The one that we know
Speaker 1: and we've talked about before. Is the I love it
Speaker 1: so much. We'll play that as thinking music. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: his what's his character's name? Again? It's this a really
Speaker 1: funny scenario where he just there's teenage kids sitting in
Speaker 1: the land room with the mum and dad, and the
Speaker 1: dad organized this motivational speaker to come and talk to you.
Speaker 1: Great premise for us because you're smoking marijuana. Guy just
Speaker 1: and I've been to a lot of conferences and stuff
Speaker 1: and there are guys said, come out and do that
Speaker 1: motivational speaking and they're while and truly up for having
Speaker 1: the piss taken out of them.
Speaker 2: I did a gig for a minute motivational speaker up
Speaker 2: in Queensland in a room and nobody turned up. Like
Speaker 2: two people turned up. It was really embarrassing him trying
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: He might feel good.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you want to feel good, come on, let's
Speaker 2: get a hands clap you gain there are two people here.
Speaker 1: Seriously, it's funny. I'm going to give you a tip.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you one tip today to make
Speaker 1: your business go better. That's why they say all this,
Speaker 1: And they always have a self published book they sell
Speaker 1: at the end God, you can do it or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: That sounds like we do ads on this because sometimes
Speaker 2: you listen to a podcast and they're talking, talking, talking,
Speaker 2: and then without a beat they go, you know what
Speaker 2: I've got to bak Mary?
Speaker 1: Does that? Hang on?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 1: Are you just talking?
Speaker 2: Or what you're doing? An ad? You should say, now
Speaker 2: you're doing an ad?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: I like green juice and I've always drunk green juice.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this the other day. Is this weird?
Speaker 2: Has anyone else made this observation? The Pope is American?
Speaker 2: But he's got from Chicago, isn't he? So if we
Speaker 2: heard him speak, if you oh what if.
Speaker 1: He's got that accident to Chicago, you're born? Bless you?
Speaker 1: Bless you?
Speaker 2: Are you? Don Jesus Christ mcgarth. You know what I'm
Speaker 2: saying with me?
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, he's a progressive apparently though I look, don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, I think they there's a lot of
Speaker 1: good boys. You've seen that?
Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Great, it's a good, great movie.
Speaker 1: Really, we went down the beach and my wife and
Speaker 1: daughter were going to a concert at the Day on
Speaker 1: the Green, you know, which is in Geelong, And we
Speaker 1: had two or three hours to kill while they were
Speaker 1: at the concert and I.
Speaker 2: Said, Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 1: I said, the boys, let's go to the local shopping
Speaker 1: center and we'll go see a movie, the only movie
Speaker 1: of ourbles, Conclave. And it was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Whole family saw it, No.
Speaker 1: Me and my two sons, and they loved it. I
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 2: Your sons loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When can I see this pope movie?
Speaker 1: I'm still at the movies, or you can see it online.
Speaker 2: What does conclave mean?
Speaker 1: It's when isn't it? When isn't it the group of
Speaker 1: is that when the cardinals get together and there's a conclove. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before they smoke.
Speaker 2: And they gave again.
Speaker 1: Good Yeah.
Speaker 2: Make sure that if it was an Aussie pope.
Speaker 1: Awesome a you too remember that old joke when the
Speaker 1: the Aussie posts up there on the No, the pope's
Speaker 1: up on the he's given his thing. He's sermon at
Speaker 1: the Vatican and there's a few Aussie blokes to and
Speaker 1: they have an esky and it's drinking canes and they're like, look,
Speaker 1: he's blessed us. He's pouring out he's blessed on us.
Speaker 1: And then they get up closer and the post doing
Speaker 1: the crossing the chests going, you'll do a funk off
Speaker 1: with your you anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's enough, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Let's have Let's have Foley. That's his name, something Foley,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I want to get a van and live
Speaker 1: down It's just funny to say that you're in a
Speaker 1: caravan down by the river.
Speaker 2: It's it's just a fantastic that we'll live to eternity.
Speaker 2: I think you know. I love it.
Speaker 1: His speech is called go for it. Now. He's used
Speaker 1: to big groups, so make him feel like there's a
Speaker 1: crowd here. Come on up, buddy. Hell let's get started
Speaker 1: by letting me give you a little bit of a
Speaker 1: scenario of what my life is all about.
Speaker 5: First off, I am thirty five years old, I am divorced.
Speaker 1: And I live in a van down by the river. Now,
Speaker 1: your kids are probably saying to yourselves, Hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go out and I'm gonna get the world by the
Speaker 1: tail and wrap it around and pull it down and
Speaker 1: put it in my pocket. Well, I'm here to tell
Speaker 1: you that you're probably gonna find out as you go
Speaker 1: out there that you're not going to amount to Jack squat.
Speaker 1: Oh man one of the rights. Okay, so what's your answer?
Speaker 1: I know this answer because we I thought we'd done this,
Speaker 1: but I must have done it on radio with I
Speaker 1: think it.
Speaker 2: Was my business.
Speaker 1: Now I think it's with the We could have mentioned Sampaign.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we he's radio show played.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say what the answer?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Chris Farley was going to be Shrek and he
Speaker 1: actually there's tapes of him auditioning or doing the role,
Speaker 1: but then he passed away.
Speaker 2: What do you mean it was going to do it?
Speaker 2: Was he going to do it or did he do it?
Speaker 1: He passed it, he didn't do it. He didn't do it,
Speaker 1: but he did audition for it or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well let's go with that's your answer. Well
Speaker 2: you've got the answer. Yeah, okay, let's see what I'm
Speaker 2: going to have to go with what Dave said, but
Speaker 2: we'll you know, there's what's the answer, Sam.
Speaker 4: Chris Farley was originally supposed to be Shrek back in
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety seven. Chris had recorded most of the dialogue
Speaker 4: for the Lovable Ogre before his tragic passing. It estimated
Speaker 4: that about eighty five percent of the script was completed
Speaker 4: by Farley. However, due to being incomplete, it forced DreamWorks
Speaker 4: to recast the role.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you have.
Speaker 3: Been listening to somehow related with Glenn Robinson Daveonil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I didn't believe. I didn't know he'd done
Speaker 1: eighty five percent of it. Yeah, because you would have.
Speaker 2: I mean nowadays, unfortunately, I would step in and go
Speaker 2: bang and finish off the fifteen percent.
Speaker 1: And he looks like Shrek looks to me like he does.
Speaker 2: I wonder how much he they what the comparison would
Speaker 2: be between the old Shrek and the new Shrek.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, Mike Mines did and it wasn't meant
Speaker 1: to be Scottish. He just said I'm going to do
Speaker 1: it a Scottish and it's worked so well because he
Speaker 1: had the Scottish father living Publian father.
Speaker 2: He's Canadian English, so you can see it in his
Speaker 2: comedy that he's got that crossover.
Speaker 1: Yeah baby, yeah, yeah. I've always loved when you turn
Speaker 1: up to an event in your Austin Powers outfit. It's
Speaker 1: just did since the Room a Light teacher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did do as some powers yeah baby, yeah, yeah, baby.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. You know what the new costume
Speaker 1: is I did a get a costume party. I don't
Speaker 1: know how he guess what the new costume for men
Speaker 1: of sort of a bit younger than us in their forties? Dad,
Speaker 1: easy one to do? Big sitcom star?
Speaker 2: Who they dressing up as a current sitcom star? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ted?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you've got the mustache and the hat and
Speaker 1: a golf shirt and your ted lasso.
Speaker 2: It's pretty simple forward.
Speaker 1: I know it's not. No, yeah, baby, yeah, Hey, when
Speaker 1: don't we finished with a bit of there's audio of
Speaker 1: him doing Shrek.
Speaker 2: So we could hear him. I would love to hear that.
Speaker 1: What's going on that? Thanks for listening, guys. Let's hear
Speaker 1: some Chris.
Speaker 2: Farley doing doing Shrek that never the world never got
Speaker 2: to see you.
Speaker 1: I want you to shut up, see no problem, you're
Speaker 1: just displacing your anger. Believe me, it's properly. Please you're
Speaker 1: really mad. Whoever did this to you? No one did
Speaker 1: anything to me? Yes, yes, yes, someone hurts you so bad.
Speaker 1: Someone hurts you many years ago. Eat my parents out
Speaker 1: of this. Right through