WEBVTT - The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz ep 123 - 08 Aug, 2004

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants to be.

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<v Speaker 2>A pervice shall have flashy flunkies everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>B who wants the father of a country estate. A

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<v Speaker 1>country estate is something i'd hate.

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<v Speaker 3>A gentleman of a pedal. It's your tough, but you're strong.

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<v Speaker 3>Quiz master John D's, how are we all quite likable too?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, there's a gentle side to me which you

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<v Speaker 3>don't see often.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a pussy cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I'd like to have you over for a barbecue,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole cast one day with you. Mister never had

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<v Speaker 3>you anyone to my home, but I'd love to make

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<v Speaker 3>you very welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that sets my Louis Armstrong? Which very

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<v Speaker 1>hit that bing Crosby never asked him to his home.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. Indeed, I've had such a at

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<v Speaker 3>my home. You'd beat the opening of an envelope.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you live in, mister D's.

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<v Speaker 3>I live out Preston Ware. I'll take a level thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>trand on High Street, the Separation Street.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the eastern suburbs. I'll get a cab.

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<v Speaker 3>Come over, Violmians. I'd make you very welcome. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>bit fair for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's g I bring my own.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you can if you like, But i'll have some there.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be there. I don't believe in socializing with

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<v Speaker 1>people I work with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've heard it's worked for you in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>It spoils that magic spark.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, that's right. You And who was your great friend,

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<v Speaker 3>Attorney Barber? You hit it off well with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Toney's a wonderful human being.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get down to syntax here. For what is Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 3>Fry best remembered? Please?

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<v Speaker 2>She invented Lamb's fry.

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<v Speaker 3>No lose ten on that, No twenty for that insolence.

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<v Speaker 3>She is a play right, she was very very good.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a nurse.

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<v Speaker 3>No prison, Yes, known for prison reform. What did Lloyd

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<v Speaker 3>George call mister Belfer's poodle.

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<v Speaker 1>Doggie pop?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Losing ten points? All over here? Will the half

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<v Speaker 3>of law thousand lords is right? What kind of canary

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<v Speaker 3>is in the wild? Piers? Green?

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<v Speaker 1>Red? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't accept any of those orange.

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<v Speaker 1>No, a greenish brown, greenish brown until the orange, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? A greenish brown? No changes when they when they

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<v Speaker 3>get into hibernation.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they chameleons?

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<v Speaker 3>About how many people could feed off an ostrich egg?

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<v Speaker 3>A single ostrich egg omelet, how many people five and

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<v Speaker 3>a child?

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<v Speaker 2>I say about six people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say again, I'd say twelve twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>It is correct.

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<v Speaker 1>I know because I love ostrich eggs and I always

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<v Speaker 1>have enough left over for the next eleven meals?

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<v Speaker 3>What is your main old? Yes, like the pizzas on

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<v Speaker 3>a Sunday night? Which which is your main? Did you

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<v Speaker 3>call me? What did you say? I'm answering the question

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<v Speaker 3>that you haven't asked.

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<v Speaker 2>When that means he can see the question?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you looking over my shoulder? He's giving you the

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<v Speaker 3>answer to questions, which is your main? Olifactory organ?

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<v Speaker 1>You nose?

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<v Speaker 3>He was? He did, No, he didn't because I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have a turnover. No, but he said nose. He said

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<v Speaker 3>to your nose the question oli factory. I didn't hear

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<v Speaker 3>the questions? You see? Well, so who loses ten? He

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<v Speaker 3>gets twenty for your insolence? Okay, how do you pronounce s?

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<v Speaker 1>I n h shane shin pain I n h shin

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<v Speaker 1>lose ten?

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<v Speaker 3>All of you? Shine, Shine, Shine, Who composed dead leaves

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<v Speaker 3>for the piano? Who composed dead leaves for the piano?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have that record that he is dead leaves

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<v Speaker 1>and roots by ravel lose twenty for slight dirtiness.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I would never clue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, isn't isn't there what that guy used to call

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<v Speaker 2>that guy's dog. No, no, no, no no, he called

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<v Speaker 2>the cat that there's the pussy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear laughing from the box.

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<v Speaker 1>That should have been the highlights, maybe even the primo.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, where would you find a fairies ring?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, if you pick up the fairy come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Where on the moon?

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<v Speaker 3>Under a tree? Where they grow? Measuroms need the circle

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<v Speaker 3>of fung?

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, that's right, I think I was right.

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<v Speaker 3>The traces, the traces of darker green, lifting the grass

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<v Speaker 3>by a circle of Funguy? How many? How many wings?

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<v Speaker 3>Has a b quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>Four?

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<v Speaker 3>Who said four?

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<v Speaker 1>First?

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<v Speaker 3>Alright? Twenty for you if that's good, and ten off

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<v Speaker 3>for these?

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<v Speaker 1>What does cunni mean that place?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>En the diamond, diamond, diamond loose.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a form of it's a part of a tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, not, look like that was a big That's what

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<v Speaker 1>the diamond was called.

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<v Speaker 3>What is a mastodon? A master?

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<v Speaker 1>It's an elephant.

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<v Speaker 3>It's how did you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have a DVD at home elephants and mastodons.

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<v Speaker 2>There egumentary from the Discovery.

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<v Speaker 3>Channel panel where you take so much umbridge when I say,

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<v Speaker 3>how did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a DV deal. It's all about elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know they're now extinct and they had.

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<v Speaker 3>Big horns, big truncusses. Who are you describing?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Ten points to you, thank you. What is

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<v Speaker 3>the characteristic smell of a hydrogen cyanide? Not rotten eggs?

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<v Speaker 1>Almonds? Almonds?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>I know because I've put some in your spezza?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so don't you eat any of that feets and brea.

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<v Speaker 3>Give that snidner? Come on please, bitter almonds? Yes to

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<v Speaker 3>a g insect family? Does the ladybird belong quickly a beetle?

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<v Speaker 3>The beetle family? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I ahead tonight he's going to lose them very quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>With one more of mistate.

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<v Speaker 2>He lose points for showing off mister D.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty points, take the bridle off him. What percentage of

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<v Speaker 3>British men have no teeth? Four percent, eight percent, seven

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<v Speaker 3>and a half twenty four percent?

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<v Speaker 1>Really on which are running out of time?

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<v Speaker 2>Mister D is another twenty what's the Scott Well Phillips

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<v Speaker 2>just dropped to minus ninety ian on minus forty I

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<v Speaker 2>was also on minus forty one on sixty points.

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<v Speaker 1>No