Speaker 1: So I did something that I reckon you will never
Speaker 1: do in your life sky. No, no, it was more
Speaker 1: to my body sex in public toilets. No it wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once was enough. No, No, I have another guess. Now
Speaker 1: you won't get something that you something you do us.
Speaker 2: Now he's taken your lead.
Speaker 1: I saw him doing it with with on Instagram any
Speaker 1: and we're happy to god. I wouldn't put myself. Maybe
Speaker 1: I would. I'd never appear on anything in the news. Uh,
Speaker 1: it must be pretty please. No, it's something that you
Speaker 1: do that women do themselves. Waxing close, yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. I went to what do you
Speaker 1: call those places where you get your nails done. There
Speaker 1: is a nail Placenian and I had tonat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah right, you hadn't painted.
Speaker 1: Yes, why exactly? Why?
Speaker 2: Why get a pedicure? Because when I go to the podiatarists,
Speaker 2: she does your feet he hey, luke, and I love
Speaker 2: it because they cut your nails and they.
Speaker 1: And while you were getting done, did you get on
Speaker 1: your phone? Because I would think that if I alway
Speaker 1: was one of those people, I would be highly I
Speaker 1: don't like where people going get their feet done. At
Speaker 1: those message places and they're on their phone. That's offensive,
Speaker 1: don't you reckon?
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for proper message therapist that they have
Speaker 2: to have signs. I'm saying, this is not a sexual service.
Speaker 1: What do you mean sexual? Does sexual things happen.
Speaker 2: Then in some message places, yes, but for the people
Speaker 2: that are actually proper message therapists.
Speaker 1: Because it can work both ways. You can go in
Speaker 1: there and not that this has ever happened to me.
Speaker 1: You can go in there and think you're getting a
Speaker 1: message and then they want to give you something. Or
Speaker 1: you can go in there expecting to get something at
Speaker 1: the end and you don't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you see some they put signs up. This
Speaker 2: is not a sexual service. The protector doesn't have to
Speaker 2: do that, doesn't He doesn't have to put up a sign.
Speaker 2: This is not a sexual service in the potetary world.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, So why did you get your nails?
Speaker 2: Very good question painted? For the kids, for the kids involved.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't it. What because what happened.
Speaker 2: Was I crazy radio stunt? So now on, hey, you
Speaker 2: should air you Glenn Robins. You're gonna get his nails painted?
Speaker 2: Are we going to cross down to him?
Speaker 1: Live? How's going. Oh, I got over. I'm getting some
Speaker 1: funny looks all put on.
Speaker 2: The nail technician put it on.
Speaker 1: I dropped a golf bag of my toe so it
Speaker 1: went black and that was fine, and then go black one.
Speaker 1: Then I don't know how I did it.
Speaker 2: Number one golf dangerous sport.
Speaker 1: Very dangerous sports. You know, because I was getting in
Speaker 1: doesn't just hurt your bank account. I was getting the
Speaker 1: clubs out of the back of the hout yea. And
Speaker 1: I dropped the golf clubs on when I was playing
Speaker 1: Royal Melbourne onto my toe. I don't remember doing it,
Speaker 1: but my te just went black, which is weird. As
Speaker 1: you get older, you find bruises on your body. You go,
Speaker 1: there's a bruise. How do I get that one?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: About a week later, I look down and the other
Speaker 1: one's gone black?
Speaker 2: Wow? I next to it, next to it?
Speaker 1: No, no, the other big tope. So but two, what
Speaker 1: have a look?
Speaker 2: So hang on? Did you drop your.
Speaker 1: Must to drop the golf clubs? Really? No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I've been filming Russell Coy.
Speaker 2: Was there something happening there that may have done it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, the boots were My boots were falling.
Speaker 2: Dangerus When Glenn flicks through his photos on the phone,
Speaker 2: always dangerous. I see things you don't want to see.
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you. I was wearing some boots
Speaker 1: and they because my boots fell apart, so I had
Speaker 1: to get a new and I had to get it.
Speaker 1: Where one of the guys from the crew lending me
Speaker 1: his boots and they're a bit too small, and I wore.
Speaker 2: That's what's done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there it is. There, there's there's the two.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, both people like to see it goes on
Speaker 1: look and then so we were going to the to Southland.
Speaker 2: You love it there?
Speaker 1: I do love it there.
Speaker 2: Any any cap and Kim fans just just hang out
Speaker 2: and see Glenn wandering around.
Speaker 1: I do. I feel quite comfortable there.
Speaker 2: I can ask you a question. The thing that annoys
Speaker 2: me about those big westfield is it hard to park?
Speaker 1: Oh find your secret spot?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we were because I've got what's the name
Speaker 1: baby carry in the back seat, I can park in the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you have the baby with you?
Speaker 1: Where's your kid? Mate? Most of the time we do.
Speaker 1: I met Laddy at the at the thing the other
Speaker 1: day and she goes, oh, I see you down here
Speaker 1: quite often, and I got oh am I with my
Speaker 1: partner and the grandchild. She says, no, you're just wandering
Speaker 1: around by yourself.
Speaker 2: Which is pretty sad. It's sad. Does make it sad,
Speaker 2: Actually would be one of those old guys just sitting
Speaker 2: on the bench there taking I walk advantage of the aircon.
Speaker 1: I walked past the Greek guys because they do have
Speaker 1: designated sitting in yeah, and they're in like this circular
Speaker 1: thing and the chairs are really comfortable and you can
Speaker 1: go in there and go, I want to do what
Speaker 1: those guys are doing.
Speaker 2: We got a good on them for getting out of
Speaker 2: the house and meeting their fellow old Greek men.
Speaker 1: Because I with the gym, I go to a couple
Speaker 1: of Greek guys live next door down the road a bit,
Speaker 1: and every night they're out in the front of the
Speaker 1: house just landing on their fence, and I kind of
Speaker 1: get it. They're out of the house and they're just
Speaker 1: they're chatting and they having. The Greeks have got it right.
Speaker 1: Get out of the house, and the Misspius Merica, Merica,
Speaker 1: you'll get out. I have to clean up.
Speaker 2: Can see what CON's doing.
Speaker 1: So we're at Southland. So I said, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go to that shop over there. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: go over there into that nail place and get the
Speaker 1: paint your nails out so you don't have that because
Speaker 1: when you wear when you're down the beach, you look
Speaker 1: down and you've got one you can accept, but two
Speaker 1: people go, you've been up to something weird.
Speaker 2: So what did you get it painted like a neutral color?
Speaker 1: Oh? Just wait and see what happens. There's the first photograph.
Speaker 1: Here's the second one of my hoes being dried under
Speaker 1: the drying machine. Yeah, and now if you look at
Speaker 1: the result, have a look at how they are. Now,
Speaker 1: what's n like a beige? That's you know what, It's
Speaker 1: like a bee. Here's a shady story for you.
Speaker 2: It's like a bee.
Speaker 1: I was working with court in the act the other night.
Speaker 2: Oh on Sam pangche.
Speaker 1: A while ago. Now, I showed him.
Speaker 2: Her well I think Courtney acted. She and then he
Speaker 2: sometimes exactly call him. He showed them just how you
Speaker 2: show them.
Speaker 1: I think you're right.
Speaker 2: She showed Courtney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about mate, and I said this is
Speaker 1: what I did today and he said sorry, She said,
Speaker 1: they said they said that i'd gone in tone too dark.
Speaker 1: I should have gone in tone.
Speaker 2: A tone too dark. Really, I reckon, so but I
Speaker 2: have it.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 2: I might show me now in real life.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to see the real life?
Speaker 2: Just one, Just show me one and I can.
Speaker 1: Look.
Speaker 2: You can't you know what? That actually looks a little
Speaker 2: bit bruised or something. But you it's better than black.
Speaker 1: You know why because I went in there, and when
Speaker 1: I went in there, Selena left me because then I'm lost.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in a foreign country. If you go into
Speaker 1: a nail place, old man in a nail place, standing there,
Speaker 1: and okay, they don't speaking the true. No, that's not
Speaker 1: a racist statement. And I said, She goes, what do
Speaker 1: you want? And I said, I've got a black nail?
Speaker 1: Can you paint it out? And she goes, you want
Speaker 1: your nails painted black? And I said.
Speaker 2: Gothic glen.
Speaker 1: I said, no, got a black nail. And then and
Speaker 1: then people start turning around. Yeah, because the ladies of
Speaker 1: getting their nails done. And people started because we're having
Speaker 1: this discussion. It wasn't an argument. And I'm going, no,
Speaker 1: I want And then I took my shoe off and
Speaker 1: I went, can you paint this out? And she goes, no,
Speaker 1: why not? She goes, because it shows through. That's how
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the accent because it would be quote.
Speaker 1: I won't say it was funny, but it shows through through.
Speaker 2: What that was a you know? Go on, Well it
Speaker 2: does show through, but it's better it does.
Speaker 1: I had to go a little bit because she said,
Speaker 1: I pointed to my other you want that one black,
Speaker 1: and there was an accent. You want that I again, No,
Speaker 1: that one, I want it clear again painted the same
Speaker 1: color as that one. And then a girl, a lady
Speaker 1: steps in and goes, I'll take care of this, and
Speaker 1: she just spoken English and told her is it kind
Speaker 1: of what I said? But how comes she can't understand
Speaker 1: me anyway? So she spoke the nail language and basically,
Speaker 1: if they put a couple of coats on your nail
Speaker 1: will go back to hang up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sort of.
Speaker 1: I'll put it right in front of you. Hang on,
Speaker 1: I'll put it up.
Speaker 2: On that and I got it.
Speaker 1: I'll put it on the table. Look.
Speaker 2: Look, oh that looks quite good.
Speaker 1: But you know what, it's shiny.
Speaker 2: It looks like a dolly's.
Speaker 1: But I looked down at it when I'm in the
Speaker 1: shower and I go, job, well done, they're not bad.
Speaker 1: How much was that? I was about to say, how
Speaker 1: much do you think?
Speaker 2: Twelve dollars?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, you've obviously pretty intense. I would have said twenty.
Speaker 2: I was eighteen sixteen, ten cheap.
Speaker 1: Five dollars a toe cheap two black toes brought back
Speaker 1: to a lightbige that caught knee act. The Courtney act
Speaker 1: quite liked. There.
Speaker 2: We go, well, that's good, so.
Speaker 1: I'll see you in the photographs.
Speaker 2: And anyway, so if you've got a black toe, get
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: Get down there. And you know I sat in the
Speaker 1: special chair where I could have had the baby marine.
Speaker 1: You know there's a pool there. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 1: a girl a couple of doors up for me getting
Speaker 1: it done, and she didn't even look at me. Strange.
Speaker 2: Really, it's just like normal.
Speaker 1: It's like normal. Maybe guys come in there all the time.
Speaker 1: So the whole thing was good. And you know, I
Speaker 1: walked out there going I film pretty so now where
Speaker 1: I wear my Birkens socks.
Speaker 2: Yeah it looks good.
Speaker 1: It looks good.
Speaker 2: If people look to be close, they'd be a bit
Speaker 2: like what is that?
Speaker 1: But they won't No.
Speaker 2: They won't though, No, because I wouldn't even notice.
Speaker 1: If I wore them the black toes, because you know
Speaker 1: how long it takes for a black toe to go away?
Speaker 2: How long?
Speaker 1: Close to a year?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Well really, well, I think so it takes well over
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 2: Is this a good next for you? I reckon hair plugs.
Speaker 2: And like Jimmy Carr, you know what I heard about?
Speaker 1: I heard of once.
Speaker 2: Should we get in a plane to Turkey?
Speaker 1: And do you already know that? I didn't know, because
Speaker 1: apparently if you get on a plane to Turkey.
Speaker 2: It's full of board men.
Speaker 1: It's full of board men. And because they do cheap hair.
Speaker 2: There's people that we know that have been the Turkey
Speaker 2: comics that have been a Turkey and had it done. Wow,
Speaker 2: they're just young men.
Speaker 1: And you know what that's hair by hair. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's really really good, looks good, really good looks good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Someone did that great photo footage at the airport
Speaker 2: of all guys coming back from two. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1: You heard that.
Speaker 2: Well everyone knows. But it's a thing. It's a thing.
Speaker 1: What you said to know all about that?
Speaker 2: Maybe I've had done.
Speaker 1: If there was anything one thing you could you could
Speaker 1: get done for aesthetic reasons.
Speaker 2: I had a guy in a bowling how he come
Speaker 2: up to you once and he goes, I'm a LiPo surgeon.
Speaker 2: He rub my stomach. He goes fifteen hundred bucks to
Speaker 2: get rid of that for you. Fifteen hundred, What do
Speaker 2: you reckon?
Speaker 1: But what about pretty cheap?
Speaker 2: Is can you put that fat somewhere?
Speaker 1: El and then what you could do? You could with
Speaker 1: that fifteen hundred you could go eat a lot of
Speaker 1: really shit food.
Speaker 2: No, no, I pay him fifteen hundred dollars and he gets.
Speaker 1: He gets crazy. So yeah, yeah, you pay fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: That sounds a bit cheap. Is it a backroom job?
Speaker 2: He was in a bowling alley. Great people, I play
Speaker 2: the music.
Speaker 3: Welcome to somehow related Now please welcome your host Glenn Robinson,
Speaker 3: Dave o' neill.
Speaker 1: Oh, and we are back.
Speaker 2: You know put in, But I've got a recommendation for you.
Speaker 2: John Ham's new show is really funny.
Speaker 1: I'm watching it.
Speaker 2: What's it called? He's got the worst.
Speaker 1: Title, Friends and Neighbors.
Speaker 2: That is the worst title ever? Do you reckonize? Because
Speaker 2: you know what? That is a great show, so good.
Speaker 2: So people don't know, he plays a banker or a
Speaker 2: hedge fund manager and a very poshpid of New York.
Speaker 1: I could relate to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can relate to get your nails done.
Speaker 2: And then he loses his job and he starts stealing
Speaker 2: things off his friends, like he becomes a cat burglar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't spoil.
Speaker 2: It, but no, that's in the ads and stuff. It's
Speaker 2: within the first ten seconds.
Speaker 1: We do pretend to spoil things.
Speaker 2: Anyway that I just reckon. The title is not good.
Speaker 2: Sure they could come with a better title than Friends
Speaker 2: and Neighbors or whatever.
Speaker 1: It stands out a little bit, does it? Friends and neighbors?
Speaker 2: The thief next door? What about? Can you think of
Speaker 2: anything else? Bank robber, slash employee, hedge fund, hedge we're
Speaker 2: jumping the hedge, jumping the hedge because that's a double
Speaker 2: meaning hedge fund and the hedges that he has to jump.
Speaker 2: This is why you should be in charge. The other
Speaker 2: one I've been watching is a great show from that
Speaker 2: woman who plays the daughter in Hacks. You know, the
Speaker 2: blonde she'd be about. Yeah, yes, she's very funny. She's
Speaker 2: very funny in Hacks. She's the daughter the spoiled daughter
Speaker 2: in hacks and she's a grown up woman. She's like
Speaker 2: fifty maybe late forties. She's in this good show on
Speaker 2: Dizzey which has got high potential, which is based on
Speaker 2: a French show about get this concept. She was the
Speaker 2: cleaner at the police station. Yeah, so she's going to
Speaker 2: clean at night and she look at all their white
Speaker 2: boards and all the evidence and solved the crimes for
Speaker 2: them because she is highly intelligent.
Speaker 1: Great premise.
Speaker 2: She eventually becomes like a cop because like, who's been
Speaker 2: mucking right?
Speaker 1: Hang on? So where do we pick it up from?
Speaker 1: She's working that she's working there.
Speaker 2: The first episode she's working as clean she solves a
Speaker 2: crime and she leaves her there and the head cop
Speaker 2: comes and goes, who's been mucking right with my evidence?
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute. They've solved the crime? Who did this?
Speaker 2: And they look at the CCTV and go, it's the cleaner.
Speaker 2: Now the show's got high potential. Again, that's a bad title.
Speaker 2: Don't you reckon cleaner? Okay, come on, you got you
Speaker 2: got over the hedge? Was it was saying jumping the
Speaker 2: jumping the hedge? Yeah, cleaner cleaning, cleaning up crime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some bad bit.
Speaker 2: Basic yeah, mop it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that one I'll take on her advisement and
Speaker 1: I'll have to get actually, oh, crime pays.
Speaker 2: Crime pays. Okay, Nah, all right, welcome to podcast. What
Speaker 2: we like?
Speaker 1: I said, people who think that, what would you know? Anyway? Mate?
Speaker 2: You never.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: We get two subods. You got to work on how
Speaker 2: they connected.
Speaker 1: With the other. Week. You put in a little bit
Speaker 1: of a I think fairly. You asked for.
Speaker 2: Something flippant and she gave us a hands acts she's
Speaker 2: not flipping at all.
Speaker 1: Maybe she could do something that I don't know what about?
Speaker 1: You know, what would be good about someone we know,
Speaker 1: like you, like like she yeah, or someone we know
Speaker 1: like Kitty Flanagan or Sam Pere Yeah, like Sampang or yeah,
Speaker 1: someone we know? Okay, and uh that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are the topics?
Speaker 3: Sam David O'Neill, Amy Polar and Jack Black.
Speaker 1: She's God, I've met Jack clever twist she knows that
Speaker 1: I've met Jack Black. Well you might know the answer.
Speaker 2: Then I don't know the answer.
Speaker 1: I love Amy poll the answer.
Speaker 2: You're in it? Well, yeah, because you're in one once,
Speaker 2: weren't you? Yeah, you in one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was Glenn Robins was the name of
Speaker 1: the character in that movie City Slickers. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: in the City two or something. Wow, yeah, and that
Speaker 1: was the character's name.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's a character name in Amy Poler Jack Black.
Speaker 1: Spoilers who folded the naturally? Okay, let's just catch it.
Speaker 1: You met Jack Black? Yeah, or Jack Black got to
Speaker 1: meet you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: What was he like?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: He was right, he's been of a on. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was he on. That's nothing wrong with being on. It's
Speaker 1: better than being because I've met people on the Powell
Speaker 1: who were off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went on. I mean I love Jack Black.
Speaker 1: I loved was it inauthentic School of Rock? Well that
Speaker 1: was the big turning point for him. Wasn't one of
Speaker 1: the big so.
Speaker 2: Good in that But anyway, he came into the studio
Speaker 2: with Kyle from Tenacious D. So you know that's that
Speaker 2: double act where they played he plays a guitar with
Speaker 2: the board guy. And that's the one recently where it
Speaker 2: was Kyle's birthday and he said after Trump had got shot,
Speaker 2: Jack says, this is on stage in Sydney. I think
Speaker 2: it was. Do you want to make a wish? And
Speaker 2: he said, yeah, let's not miss next time. And then
Speaker 2: Jack Black just issued all these statements saying he had
Speaker 2: nothing to do with it, and I don't want anything
Speaker 2: to do with Kyle. It was his joke, would nothing
Speaker 2: to do with me. Just cut him loose, basically. But
Speaker 2: that's understandable because he probably didn't know who's going to
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: Because you say something in Australia can go around the world.
Speaker 1: In an instance.
Speaker 2: Well, it's similar to when I made a joke about
Speaker 2: Alan Jones to his face.
Speaker 1: I've told you this story.
Speaker 2: You're on stage and towards nice I said, he touched
Speaker 2: me on the barm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I laughed.
Speaker 2: But the next day Hughes and Kate wrote a letter
Speaker 2: to Ellen Jones to distance themselves from me. It's fair enough,
Speaker 2: go for.
Speaker 1: It with Alan Jones probably listened to this podcast. Would
Speaker 1: you like to say something to him? Now? No, I've
Speaker 1: never met him, but I've been in I've been in
Speaker 1: to GB I think, and there's an energy in that
Speaker 1: place that's intriguing.
Speaker 2: Yes. Anyway, so Jack Black, So when I met him,
Speaker 2: he came into radio with Kyle and he got someone
Speaker 2: had a what's that toy? Sax on my phone? I
Speaker 2: think they called sax on my phone. Yeah, And we
Speaker 2: were just standing outside talking to him, and then someone
Speaker 2: he goes, is that a sax and my phone over there?
Speaker 2: And it's like a toy. You kind of saves the
Speaker 2: phone and he goes can I And he just grabbed
Speaker 2: it and put on a little performance for everyone.
Speaker 1: Which is good on there and what sort of performance
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: I'm a saxon phone, the sax and my phone and
Speaker 2: you're pressing their place chooed. It's like a kid's toy.
Speaker 2: And Kyle was like he's a partners Like, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got the sex and the phone. That's that's all right.
Speaker 2: But no, he was, Yeah, he was good. I've always
Speaker 2: foun him very funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always fan but I want to say it's
Speaker 1: not that he's got one trip pony, but he always
Speaker 1: is kind of like he's kind of like going along
Speaker 1: then he explodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that kind of that's what he's good at.
Speaker 1: He's doing that. So he's very I would imagine he's
Speaker 1: come through a live in pro in pro environment where
Speaker 1: you know, played straight roles, has he or not? He
Speaker 1: might if he was in a certain vulnerability.
Speaker 2: I like, yeah, he's a voice of kung Fu Panda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was in Hell.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: What did he play in?
Speaker 2: Was he the boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Was he the guy who was the one that was?
Speaker 2: He's good in smaller parts. He was also in a
Speaker 2: movie called Bob Robbers with Tim Robbins. He played one
Speaker 2: of the young guys that love Bob. Anyway, that's a
Speaker 2: good movie. And he was also in High Fidelity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was was in cable Guy Shop Assistance, wasn't he?
Speaker 2: I think he he's pretty good.
Speaker 1: He's almost like a classic best friends like the other guy,
Speaker 1: the wacky guy, because he's not a sexual, he's not
Speaker 1: good looking, and he's every man. That's about him. You know,
Speaker 1: you play he can He can sing and play instruments,
Speaker 1: can't he? He played guitar and he can sing and
Speaker 1: going into it.
Speaker 2: People love his Bandonacious. Have you ever heard of them?
Speaker 2: Like they do sort of heavy metal.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah? And what is he? The lord singer
Speaker 1: is yeah, and the plays guitar kind of what he is.
Speaker 1: He came along and he's done. He's been around for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 2: And his mom, Oh, it's interesting, was a NASA scientist. Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm sure of it. Yea. His mum's a NASA scientist
Speaker 2: was Siety. So he's made that pretty smart.
Speaker 1: But you know, we are famous.
Speaker 2: If your mum worked at Mayer, you might not be saying, but.
Speaker 1: She works at NASA, Like what's name's mum? Mike Nesmuth
Speaker 1: his momed liquid paper. Yes, so you'd bring that up,
Speaker 1: bringing you which David Letterman's mom was became famous?
Speaker 2: She was funny.
Speaker 1: Hello David, Hey my mom? Why did you do it?
Speaker 1: What's in the bread? Barros got over there? David. You
Speaker 1: don't need to know what's in there? She had a
Speaker 1: classic maran. Are there any famous mums in Australia?
Speaker 2: Mums have become famous or just famous mums?
Speaker 1: I don't think you know.
Speaker 2: You know Jeanine from Boost Juice, she's a mum, so
Speaker 2: this famous business woman? Definitely Kate Langbrook famous breast fed
Speaker 2: on television. Absolutely, that didn't put her on the map,
Speaker 2: but it certainly rocks. I was there when she breastfed. No,
Speaker 2: you weren't, because I just latched on.
Speaker 1: Come on, she's not appropriate because that show's funny, you know,
Speaker 1: because I can't remember whether I was there or I
Speaker 1: was on the show. That was I ever on the
Speaker 1: panel with you? Yeah? Yeah, well, I was there because
Speaker 1: I remember looking across I remember looking across her breastfeeding,
Speaker 1: going okay, no big deal.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there. When I was there, we went to
Speaker 2: a restaurant from my kitchen rules and they were filming
Speaker 2: and she breastpend there and the guy told her to stop.
Speaker 1: There was a generation of people that find it offensive
Speaker 1: and they go, it's unnaturally. I mean, it's what it is,
Speaker 1: and give them some privacy. And what is wrong? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with doing something natural? I think if they got
Speaker 1: down and did a dump in the middle of a restaurant,
Speaker 1: you go, hang on, that'side the boat. But if that
Speaker 1: baby needs to be feed in a restaurant, or.
Speaker 2: Feed the baby, the baby anyway, So were talking about
Speaker 2: Jack Black, Okay, well let's talk about Amy Pola.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, Dave, you should do an ad for
Speaker 1: you to do stand up. Look, people should know about
Speaker 1: what you can do.
Speaker 2: Well, It's true. I do all sorts of functions, birthday parties,
Speaker 2: you know, footy clubs, and I'm available. You're available absolutely,
Speaker 2: So if you need me to come to your function,
Speaker 2: just email me.
Speaker 1: Thinks bad? Do you need to work? What's that you
Speaker 1: need to work? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The work would be good. Yeah, I've just been on
Speaker 2: an overseas trip with a family. That's expensive. That's so
Speaker 2: email me Comedy Funhouse one A three.
Speaker 1: Do you want one of the best comedians in Australia
Speaker 1: to host your function to your gig? B there be funny,
Speaker 1: control the whole note and make it an event to remember.
Speaker 1: Get oil or someone else.
Speaker 2: But you can just email me Comedy Funhouse one A
Speaker 2: three at gmail dot com. And I read those emails.
Speaker 2: It comes direct to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've written a couple of them. Yeah you have.
Speaker 1: I like what you do seriously, well, well you could
Speaker 1: really take off.
Speaker 2: Do a right stand up? Yeah for any function. Love Amy,
Speaker 2: let's back up in terms of female comics and do.
Speaker 1: You love her or do you love her my love?
Speaker 2: I think? I think in terms of female comics.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you find it very attractive?
Speaker 2: I find it attractive.
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're getting down to it. Maybe you can't.
Speaker 1: What is it? What are you attracted to? She's funny,
Speaker 1: he's got beautiful smile. Maybe that's it, because I find
Speaker 1: that you are attracted to different women to than I'm Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm probably you have more sps. Yes, you like now?
Speaker 1: You might now you're more a b C. Probably channeling
Speaker 1: Sunday Night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're probably right, you're probably right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, are you're more, I'm more Broadway.
Speaker 2: You're more, you're more weather girl. I'm a reporter. I'm
Speaker 2: a reporter.
Speaker 1: That's a good way of putting it.
Speaker 2: You're more, cheerleader, more book club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And.
Speaker 1: Take a cheerleader, just go. Cheerleaders are great, Hollywood. You're more,
Speaker 1: You're more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're more. Yeah, yeah, Arthouse is a good way
Speaker 2: of putting it.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, And I'm not saying you're doing anything about it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying you're haven't a fair anything like that. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that it's interesting that you find Amy Polo
Speaker 1: attractive and I don't.
Speaker 2: You don't because she's blonde and you like blondes, don't you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't find her.
Speaker 2: Well, are there any female comic actresses I am not
Speaker 2: going to say that you find attractive?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Am, I going to say, why wouldn't you say that? Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: so I'll just run through a few for you. Tina Fey,
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer, We'll go local, Julian Morris, Kitty Finnigan.
Speaker 1: Now being silent because you just.
Speaker 2: Don't want to say it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say because it's creepy.
Speaker 2: It is a bit creepy. And I think because Amy
Speaker 2: Pola is in America, that's not that creepy.
Speaker 1: Do you find her funny? Yeah? I do.
Speaker 2: I find it funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually I find her. I find it fine, but
Speaker 1: I don't find it. I don't go. I'm excited, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: I watched that movie with her and Tina Fakeld sisters.
Speaker 2: I think it was really funny. I don't think I
Speaker 2: did that well.
Speaker 1: But them two together, is that one where they were
Speaker 1: both highly in character? Was it? I found that really unfunny.
Speaker 2: No, I know they had to move back to the
Speaker 2: country town or something.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe it's a different one. I saw one
Speaker 1: with where they were both playing sort of really heightened
Speaker 1: the sketch characters, and I'm going, it's not working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But she works a lot with with Fate where she
Speaker 1: comes through in pro or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's a New york I Pro group and
Speaker 2: Saturday Night Live, wasn't it? And then she did Parks
Speaker 2: and Recreation, which I've actually seen a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You would have been a big viewer of that You'd
Speaker 1: Reckon because that that was kind of like handheld sort
Speaker 1: of that that the office, Yeah, that handheld. So yeah,
Speaker 1: so she she went the Stepping Stones in pro SNL and.
Speaker 2: Then she hosted the was it the Emmys of the
Speaker 2: Golden Globes with Yeah funny?
Speaker 1: Now doing movies, I guess.
Speaker 2: Oh, now she's doing a podcast I've heard of podcast
Speaker 2: and she she was married to Will from the Batman movie.
Speaker 1: He's got a great voice, SmartLess, SmartLess. Yes, god, you're good.
Speaker 2: The guy from Ozarks, the guy that was in Curb
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it Will on Netn't. Let's not even go there.
Speaker 2: You know what we should be able to get the
Speaker 2: guy from Ozarks who was in you won't. I bet
Speaker 2: you justin I am putting on Jason Jason, but Jason Bateman,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Yeah, it's Jason Bateman. And the other guy
Speaker 2: is not as famous.
Speaker 1: But he's the other guy.
Speaker 2: The other guys on kerb is your lawyer.
Speaker 1: He's very good in that. But on that podcast, he
Speaker 1: goes they'll have a big celebrity guest and he'll say
Speaker 1: something like, you know, I met you at a restaurant
Speaker 1: and I really needed a napkin, and I reached over
Speaker 1: and I said, can I borrow your napkin? You know
Speaker 1: what you gave it to? You're such a nice person.
Speaker 1: You're not a great shape. His story not a great story.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you know hold your horses.
Speaker 2: Definitely hang out. I have got Jason Bateman is the
Speaker 2: guy from the Ozarks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't get Will on net and you won't
Speaker 1: get his name. Sean Hayes.
Speaker 2: Sean Hayes. He's a great actor, funny.
Speaker 1: And he was in one of those comedies sitcoms.
Speaker 2: Hangover, something like that one.
Speaker 1: Sean Hayes, a big one that I've never seen an episode.
Speaker 2: Of the Office, not the American Office, Not Will and Grace.
Speaker 2: Oh no, sure we are, Sam, Yeah, Sam, What's What's
Speaker 2: What's where? Sean Hayes from my tongue?
Speaker 3: Sean Hayes is most well known for his role in
Speaker 3: Will and Grace.
Speaker 2: See I had it right.
Speaker 1: What's the other one?
Speaker 2: Mad about you?
Speaker 1: The other one fell? The other one, the other one
Speaker 1: that's on quite regularly that friends know, the one talk
Speaker 1: about space?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not the nerd one, Yeah, the nerd one. Third
Speaker 2: Rock from the Sun, Yeah, Third Rock from the Sun.
Speaker 1: No, that's another one.
Speaker 2: You're talking about the the other one with Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 2: That show terrible terrible, terrible, terrible.
Speaker 1: Uh, I've just looked up on my phone. All right,
Speaker 1: and I will play you. I think I'll play you
Speaker 1: with the theme and you it'll hurt you to know
Speaker 1: see how long it takes it to get it. But
Speaker 1: for those of you who haven't got it, Dan Steve.
Speaker 3: And nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the big bank theory.
Speaker 1: I'm money for them to say that. Do they say
Speaker 1: big bang theory in the theme?
Speaker 2: There it is there, it is, okay, the big bank theory.
Speaker 1: I feel so much better. It's like finding your car keys.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it is a real sense of satisfaction that
Speaker 1: you get when you have.
Speaker 2: A noble moment.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I went into Ross Nobles house the other day. You're invited.
Speaker 2: I was away, you were away.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He's such a good host.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is a good man, great fun I hope
Speaker 1: he still listens. Maybe he got sick of us. He
Speaker 1: was one of the he was one of the first
Speaker 1: uptakers who when we go feedback from here, I thought,
Speaker 1: if we can keep us noble slightly entertained where we're
Speaker 1: doing Okay, and I thrilled that he's and he's a
Speaker 1: good friend and a great man, good fun I can't
Speaker 1: tell you what he and I were going to do
Speaker 1: because it's top secret, but we're going to do something
Speaker 1: pretty exciting skydiving.
Speaker 2: Get your nails polished? Okay, Now are we talking about
Speaker 2: Amy Pohler?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was stepping stones in pro SNL. I
Speaker 1: don't want to dimission SNL to parks and recreations now
Speaker 1: to movies and podcasts and podcasts. And she's and she's
Speaker 1: a producer and she's a creator.
Speaker 2: She helped the Broad City Women sitcom. She was the
Speaker 2: EP on that.
Speaker 1: That was a great well, yes, I mean that was great.
Speaker 1: Some of one of those girls I see have seen
Speaker 1: her in curb and stuff, and the other one I
Speaker 1: haven't seen as much, but she's a great girl.
Speaker 2: Those two really funny, fabulous those girls Fanny.
Speaker 1: So I think, oh there was three on the list.
Speaker 2: Me let's talk about me? Do we have to talk
Speaker 2: about me?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: Everyone knows me if they listen to this, they know
Speaker 2: me well.
Speaker 1: Okay born ninett, sixty five, Melbourne, Melbourne, Englishmond. Yeah too
Speaker 1: with Joyce and Kevin No sisters to three brothers, twin twins.
Speaker 1: We know allus, don't we do? We went to what's
Speaker 1: what primary school?
Speaker 2: Heaven our primary?
Speaker 1: Yeah, then went to high school high what was your
Speaker 1: favorite subject of school history? Who was your favorite teacher
Speaker 1: in high school?
Speaker 2: There was mister Campbell and missus Berthelson.
Speaker 1: When did you first announce it to your parents that
Speaker 1: you wanted to maybe be on the stage or on
Speaker 1: the screen?
Speaker 2: Was in bands? So that would have been in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Was it was it kind of inevitable that you would
Speaker 1: have would go towards it? Was it like to say
Speaker 1: that little thing that you thought little folly that you
Speaker 1: were doing in your own years?
Speaker 2: When my band broke up, Chris Surrey, who was one
Speaker 2: of those support acts, he said, how will Dave O'Neil
Speaker 2: get famous?
Speaker 1: Now? He was worried? And then when did Captain Coco
Speaker 1: come along with that? Doing Uni school? It was doing
Speaker 1: high school?
Speaker 2: We were like seventeen. Really yeah, I started playing yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2: Definitely rehearsals And what was the show that you were on?
Speaker 1: The TV show you won the Factory the Factory with
Speaker 1: and then they were rude.
Speaker 2: To you Andrew Daddo and Alex Papps and they were
Speaker 2: rude to you and that Andrew Daddo said, he interviewed
Speaker 2: us and we had the Mimo song and before the
Speaker 2: cameras came on, he turned to me and he said, remember, mate,
Speaker 2: I do all the funny stuff around here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you were trying to be funny? Did you
Speaker 1: say that off camera? On camera?
Speaker 2: Off camera? And as I think you said, which I've
Speaker 2: used the stet up but we're still waiting, Andrew, I
Speaker 2: must have been. I must have been mucking around and
Speaker 2: being stupid, knowing me immature, excited, an ambulance.
Speaker 1: Was there a period where you were in the band,
Speaker 1: then you weren't in the band, that's when you're at UNI? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then when Uni did you Okay, you're one of
Speaker 1: Australia's best stand up community. When did you decide to
Speaker 1: stand and do stand? Well?
Speaker 2: You know, in those days in the eighties, comics will
Speaker 2: get up between bands, so you're going to see a
Speaker 2: man slim Whittle would get up and do his mid
Speaker 2: not all roady you pretend to be a roady? Really?
Speaker 1: Did you start off doing the stand up character?
Speaker 2: No? I did a character early on. Absolutely, But I
Speaker 2: did stand up, yeah, yeah, because as you remember when
Speaker 2: you started. When I started, there were a lot of characters.
Speaker 1: With a lot of cabaret. Yeah, a lot of singing,
Speaker 1: a lot of people putting on a wig or some
Speaker 1: magicians would turn up. And now it's all one microphone,
Speaker 1: one person.
Speaker 2: There is a fair bit of singing. There is a
Speaker 2: If you look at the Comedy Festival, though it's all
Speaker 2: coming back, there's a lot of cabaret. A clown won
Speaker 2: the main award and the year before that had a
Speaker 2: musical performer.
Speaker 1: And that's good that there's a bit of diversity in Oh,
Speaker 1: that's good.
Speaker 2: That's heaps of singing.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with stand up, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: But but you know when I see a stand up
Speaker 1: who brunches out in the experiments, I go that, Now
Speaker 1: that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of variety.
Speaker 1: So when did how did radio come into.
Speaker 2: The next do an interview?
Speaker 1: Well, you are the topic and I had radio, would
Speaker 1: you were able to just talk about yourself?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Go on? Radio was triplet the community station started doing
Speaker 2: a show there in.
Speaker 1: The what was book?
Speaker 2: Yeah book, yeah, with Vic Plumanell and Parks that was
Speaker 2: a mid and.
Speaker 1: How did it actually come to do that?
Speaker 2: Well? I was a big Triple R listener because I
Speaker 2: was in oldternat you went knocked on the door and
Speaker 2: I've been in there to be interviewed for the band
Speaker 2: and stuff. And then one of my friends was working
Speaker 2: there and said, put in the tape to the head guy,
Speaker 2: Stephen Walker. And so he listened to the tape and said,
Speaker 2: all right. He said, you're not that funny, but your
Speaker 2: potential I think, or something like that. So he gave
Speaker 2: us a half hour show on a Sunday, which then
Speaker 2: was turned into an hour.
Speaker 1: And then you went on to breakfast.
Speaker 2: Then Kate used to listen.
Speaker 1: Kate Lanebrook listened to that that and that would she
Speaker 1: did she pursue you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: And then asked and then I used to fill in
Speaker 2: on breakfast Breakfast at Triple RYE.
Speaker 1: When did you get the call to go to the ABC?
Speaker 1: Wasn't there a story behind that?
Speaker 3: You go?
Speaker 1: What was the story?
Speaker 2: The story tragic? Tragic in a way, but not I mean,
Speaker 2: I just I was working on Over and then I.
Speaker 1: Was so Nover came after Triple Up, after it.
Speaker 2: Went Triple R Triple m Me and Hughsey and Kate
Speaker 2: started doing like a where did you meet? On the
Speaker 2: stand up circuit? But he was a big part of
Speaker 2: Triple R. He used to do a show on Triple
Speaker 2: R and he used to ring in on a Friday.
Speaker 2: He was a Friday correspondent, often being bad.
Speaker 1: That's where would do a documentary about. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: sure there were radio stations equipped in other states.
Speaker 2: But a Triple R.
Speaker 1: It's pretty incredible the talent has come through there. They
Speaker 1: should do a documentary, whether it's a podcaster, but interviewing
Speaker 1: the people, how and why and when?
Speaker 2: Sampang Absolutely, there was heaps of them. Ross from three
Speaker 2: a W was Triple R.
Speaker 1: It was Ross Campbell and wasn't.
Speaker 2: Ross Campbell's Ross Campbell that was the show was great
Speaker 2: guns and Kate Lainbrook. Of course the heaps of us
Speaker 2: that came through Triple R. Because there was no internet too,
Speaker 2: so you couldn't just get on and make your own things.
Speaker 2: You had to get on somewhere, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Tim Smith was Triple heaps of Triple AR people.
Speaker 1: Tony Well, so then you didn't you get a call
Speaker 1: from the ABC?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so what happened. I went Triple M, then Nova,
Speaker 2: and then we're on Nova doing breakfast and I got
Speaker 2: a call. I was in Bernie doing a gig for
Speaker 2: Sailors and this war rang me up. I don't even
Speaker 2: know who it was. And we've been talking about you.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you? She said that your ears burning?
Speaker 2: I said, no, we've been talking about you at the
Speaker 2: A b C.
Speaker 1: I'm like, really, I had listened to you on the radio. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They wanted me to do ABC AM Radio but I
Speaker 2: and she said, when you just signed to Nova And
Speaker 2: I said, last weeks went oh oh wow, we'll just anyway,
Speaker 2: We'll be in touched. Never heard from them again. So
Speaker 2: and then I just started well after NOV, I started
Speaker 2: doing ABC Radio absolutely.
Speaker 1: And why and you're one person that could be on ABC?
Speaker 1: And I reckon, well, you're doing breakfast regularly. Why have
Speaker 1: they never? Why have you never taken up a regular spot?
Speaker 1: Would you take up? Why?
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 1: Too exhausting?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, they don't like me at the ABC. But if
Speaker 2: say another statement, everybody the ABC, they do like you.
Speaker 2: At the ABC. You were part of one of their
Speaker 2: premier shows. Kathin King.
Speaker 1: But that's televisions, not radio.
Speaker 2: It's a bit sad bron But yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah I do think I did. Yeah, I've heard them
Speaker 1: say things about me anyway. But you know, but so
Speaker 1: you if what if I offered you to do the
Speaker 1: Dave o' neil Sunday? I would love to lie in
Speaker 1: bed and listen to day o neil on a Sunday
Speaker 1: night people popping in.
Speaker 2: I can replace Mecca, you know Macca Sunday mornings. He's
Speaker 2: still on Hockon he was on when I was at Union.
Speaker 1: How's ABC doing? By the way, Well, I don't know
Speaker 1: that's ABC Radio because I read something the other day
Speaker 1: that it's not rating it as well as it used to.
Speaker 2: No, no, but maybe I don't know. They go up
Speaker 2: and down, don't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the authentic to their to their what
Speaker 1: do you call it, their their agenda, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Doing good things, keep developing.
Speaker 2: Radio all the time.
Speaker 1: You're see guy, that was that your go to on
Speaker 1: your knob? I'm much on you, funny, you know.
Speaker 2: I listened to Triple M, ABC, Triple R, and a
Speaker 2: bit of Gold. They're my four ones. But yeah, I
Speaker 2: do listen to a bit of ABC, right, because I
Speaker 2: quite like talk raad As I got older. When that
Speaker 2: woman rang me from the ABC, I never even listened
Speaker 2: to ABC.
Speaker 1: I didn't didn't know what was Yeah, Radio National?
Speaker 2: Do you that means you're really old?
Speaker 1: Doesn't Yeah? Isn't it? Well? Braddy National is pretty give
Speaker 1: you good?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't mind him because it's a it's magazine. You
Speaker 1: can get different shows that do something for half an
Speaker 1: hour and then there's another one coming around. It's not
Speaker 1: shifts that people go, you know, here we are, Here's
Speaker 1: twenty point six and a little bit of music. In
Speaker 1: the next up, I'll be talking to a man who
Speaker 1: grows potatoes in his backyard. And then do you like that? No?
Speaker 2: Now, all the one that give us a call? When
Speaker 2: was the time you went to the show?
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: A lot of that, Yeah, a lot of that.
Speaker 1: But I am a standard but a certain level of comfort,
Speaker 1: I suppose, And and you know, we talk about the
Speaker 1: same sort of thing on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I like all sorts of radio, and when I do,
Speaker 2: when I think back when I was a kid, I
Speaker 2: wanted to be on the radio. That's one thing I
Speaker 2: did want to do.
Speaker 1: Then and went on. Then there was fixed specs, and
Speaker 1: there was movies, and there was so forth. Is there
Speaker 1: something that is there something that you haven't done that
Speaker 1: you like? I feel like podcast, not sexually. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: on Will Anderson's.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on it again.
Speaker 1: Well, it was very good if you had got to.
Speaker 2: As my wife said, well you're going to go talk
Speaker 2: about yourself for an hour and a half. Oh, you'd
Speaker 2: hate that because I started talking about myself at home
Speaker 2: and she just goes, we've heard this, We've heard that story.
Speaker 2: Stop writing, we've heard that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if kids don't want to hear it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think if you're on topic, we've heard it.
Speaker 1: I think there's nothing better than sitting down to the table.
Speaker 1: If I don't like it, when the conversation is a
Speaker 1: bit boring, who has got the story? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: someone's got a story. A story is always good.
Speaker 2: I don't mind. I love a story because I don't
Speaker 2: really like talking about myself that much.
Speaker 1: But then against the topic comes up, I see it
Speaker 1: in relation to what I have done in relation to that,
Speaker 1: So I can bring a story to the table. Like
Speaker 1: someone says, you know, I went on a hot air balloon.
Speaker 1: I will go all my hotday balloon stories will come up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Have you been the hot air balloon?
Speaker 1: No? No, yes I have, I have. I've been. How
Speaker 1: many times I've been in a hot air balloon? Once?
Speaker 1: I think I went one. So scary, scared of what.
Speaker 2: The guy hit the trees for a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went past the trees. You could grab, grab
Speaker 1: a hold of the tree.
Speaker 2: He was trying to impress the girls on the in
Speaker 2: the oh was he yeah, in the.
Speaker 1: Basket, just doing the that's just impression. Hang on, what
Speaker 1: sort of trip was that you and some girls? It
Speaker 1: was a breakfast promotional.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was the eighties and I gave it
Speaker 2: to a girl I was going out with as a
Speaker 2: present and it was just.
Speaker 1: Me her, romanic romantic guy, me Her and.
Speaker 2: Maybe eight others And well we went away for a
Speaker 2: weekend up near Wangarana and stayed in accommodation and hung
Speaker 2: out and went to the pub and stuff.
Speaker 1: I did it in the wine something.
Speaker 2: It's amazing, but it is I find a bit scary.
Speaker 1: And it's boring after one and the landing is like
Speaker 1: It could be lucky with the landing, can be unlucky
Speaker 1: with the landing where you get dragged a long and
Speaker 1: everyone falls out of the basket.
Speaker 2: It was quite early in the morning. I remember that much.
Speaker 1: Is there something you'd like to do that you haven't
Speaker 1: done with your life? No?
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, you know what I did say. No, I
Speaker 2: didn't say that. I said a sitcom. Be good to
Speaker 2: do a sitcom.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'd like to do a sitcom. Would you start
Speaker 1: in it? Would you be? Yeah? Would you like to
Speaker 1: be You've gotten every madness about your Yeah, do a sitcom?
Speaker 1: Very well? Maybe you organize it.
Speaker 2: You organize it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: As I always say, when people approach me about being
Speaker 2: in films, and you get a lot of people asking
Speaker 2: you to do you get more than me. But I
Speaker 2: get a lot of young comics. Can I write? I
Speaker 2: went yeah, and I said, listen, don't see me the script,
Speaker 2: don't see me the contract. When the limo turns up
Speaker 2: at the front of my house, I know it's.
Speaker 1: Don't get on board. It's a long, hard road.
Speaker 2: It's a long and whining roll.
Speaker 1: Look if the sitcoms coming on, I'm tuning in, tune in, keep.
Speaker 2: Watching watch this space space?
Speaker 1: So what are we doing now?
Speaker 2: It's a three way thinking music. Let's have some thinking music.
Speaker 2: What thinking music call? We have a bit of Jack
Speaker 2: Black on his sex on my phone.
Speaker 1: We could have a bit a pol We've got three performers.
Speaker 1: We've gotta have Dave Neil, all right, can you pick it?
Speaker 1: Can you pick one that? Would you know?
Speaker 2: Some stand up commed Neil. I'll just do it now.
Speaker 2: I'll just do it now.
Speaker 1: I'll just put through. There was one. What was it
Speaker 1: that I really liked that I heard? Because I'll follow
Speaker 1: you on Instagram? What was it?
Speaker 2: I do? One about my opening gag in the last
Speaker 2: show I've been doing is about in the shower.
Speaker 1: The one with it was about I did it here
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did you first time. I turned into a
Speaker 2: bit of stellar stand up.
Speaker 1: I won't say what happens, but you do something pretty.
Speaker 1: I won't let the reveal happen.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's it's one of my better bits for sure.
Speaker 2: Open up one of those little round soaps you get
Speaker 2: at motels. I thought I'm not going to use another
Speaker 2: one because I'm into the environment. I mean to save
Speaker 2: the environment for the children. Yeah, so I mean I'm
Speaker 2: in the shower pictured if you will, ladies, yeah, Jacob,
Speaker 2: whoo whoo. Anyway, I need some soaps. So I reached
Speaker 2: over the base and I grabbed the soap. I'm rubbing
Speaker 2: up and down and I'm thinking this soap is a
Speaker 2: bit shit and I look down it's a plug.
Speaker 1: That's funny, And is that a true story?
Speaker 2: I was stuck up your bomb and it is a
Speaker 2: true story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, picture, Yeah, it's funny when your cases up doing
Speaker 1: weird like that. But you would surely you would have
Speaker 1: picked that up pretty early when it wasn't coming off properly.
Speaker 2: You know. I start to believe some of this stuff
Speaker 2: happened to me.
Speaker 1: Would be very easy mistake to make if you do it.
Speaker 2: In standard for like a hundred times, you start to think, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was actually a real event. And then when my
Speaker 2: brother reminded me that actually happened to me and I
Speaker 2: told you about it, I'm like, oh, not that bit
Speaker 2: another bit I was doing, like, oh I did it.
Speaker 2: I thought it was me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean it's not a good story, and do
Speaker 1: not mean there's not a semblance of truth.
Speaker 2: What happened was I had opened up the soap and
Speaker 2: I grabbed a plug. I can't remember real I actually
Speaker 2: in the shower or not, but I actually grabbed the
Speaker 2: plug thinking it was soap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, and started rubbing yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I went and I looked down. I went, that's
Speaker 2: a plug.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then how long?
Speaker 2: Didn't really put up my balm?
Speaker 1: That did not happen. But you got to have some
Speaker 1: sort of well you thought about it, and then when
Speaker 1: those things happen, you go.
Speaker 2: Like, I almost didn't even do it on stage. It
Speaker 2: was actually I was actually staying in a motel on
Speaker 2: tour somewhere and it happened, and I thought about it,
Speaker 2: and I just wrote it down and I almost didn't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: That's what you do, comedian.
Speaker 2: You write it down.
Speaker 1: Just write it down, and don't even try to write
Speaker 1: the joke at that point. Just put it in the
Speaker 1: in the in the smarter party, which is the back
Speaker 1: of your head, and it comes up with the routine
Speaker 1: for you A bit later on.
Speaker 2: I think of jokes. I'm lying in bend and I
Speaker 2: fall asleep, Like I was thinking about the Collingwood Football
Speaker 2: club how they've all got tattoos, and I thought, did
Speaker 2: they get a grip discount or what happened then? Like, well,
Speaker 2: there are so many tattooed players in that club Geelong.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of blondhair guys with headbands. I'm like,
Speaker 2: did they get a discount, you know, like on the headbands.
Speaker 2: But that's not as funny as see.
Speaker 1: I had a thing where I wanted to for the
Speaker 1: front bar. I wanted to go a segment called tips
Speaker 1: from Tips, because a lot of tips in with remember
Speaker 1: these football players tips. Yeah, so you get a football
Speaker 1: player with tips in his hair doing something really stupid
Speaker 1: on or something really good on a football field, and
Speaker 1: so he tells you how to take a mark and
Speaker 1: he's got tips in his head. Okay, they did might
Speaker 1: be idea with that, but tips from Tips I thought
Speaker 1: was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: That not you know what, the name's funny and.
Speaker 1: Then it's not funny out Yeah, wow, it's a quick thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they didn't go for it. Don't come up with
Speaker 1: some great segments for those. By the way, we're getting
Speaker 1: complaints about noisy noisy what microphone? No, we're not, no,
Speaker 1: I think I found it. It's this that's your tooth,
Speaker 1: that's me clicking, you know, when you do little things
Speaker 1: out of habit. I watched myself on Sampagne other night.
Speaker 1: I was wringing my hands.
Speaker 2: I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: I only noticed it because I just noticed.
Speaker 2: You weren't funny. Now you a funny. Come on. It
Speaker 2: was a good segment. I just got to see you.
Speaker 2: Nuwe to get on TV.
Speaker 1: Seriously, I didn't pick that. But I didn't pick that.
Speaker 1: We swapped phones.
Speaker 2: For funny and you can still watch it on ten
Speaker 2: catch up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what are we up to.
Speaker 2: We're going to give a guess. What is the connection
Speaker 2: between me, Jack Black and Amy.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: We both played saxomophones. No, this is oh, you know what.
Speaker 2: We're both voice artists. He's he's Cunkly Pana. She's in
Speaker 2: a cartoon, and I was the voice of a trampoline.
Speaker 1: That's my She he was a senior scout. I bet
Speaker 1: you she was a girl scout and you were a
Speaker 1: senior scout scout as well, and that would be it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying we've all been in cartoons. Well, I
Speaker 2: was in an ad, not a cartoon.
Speaker 1: So what's your answer? You're in cartoons? What was her cartoon?
Speaker 1: She's been in the cartoon. She's in cartoons like a
Speaker 1: full length one.
Speaker 2: She was, he was in he was, She's inside. I
Speaker 2: can't remember what she's in?
Speaker 1: And what are you in? What cartoon?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: I mean Insurance out? I play a trampoline with your
Speaker 2: friend Ryan Shelton.
Speaker 1: Right, I lunch with dinner with Ryan Sheldon two nights ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Me and him were in an air together and.
Speaker 1: He's from the very successful Imperfect. Listened to it?
Speaker 2: Do you hear me talk about your feelings?
Speaker 1: Boo hoo, I'm clicking more things clicking. I'm getting there.
Speaker 2: No, it's a good podcast.
Speaker 1: That's your answer.
Speaker 2: That's my answer.
Speaker 1: But that's not an answer.
Speaker 2: I know it's a answer.
Speaker 1: But what what is you should know? Anyway? What is
Speaker 1: the answer?
Speaker 3: What they're all used? C pap machines Day Amy and
Speaker 3: Jack sleep with one every night? Is Amy and Jack
Speaker 3: talking about it on Amy's podcast Good Hang.
Speaker 1: Do you know it? I do have a seatpap machine?
Speaker 1: Do I come on.
Speaker 2: Team your name? I love it. Let's talk about my
Speaker 2: seat pep machine was a game changer, change my life
Speaker 2: and now I can't sleep without.
Speaker 1: It, never want to. Did you know that? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: You have been listening to somehow related with Glenn Robbins
Speaker 3: and Dave O'Neill.
Speaker 2: You know what he looks like? A seapep user?
Speaker 1: Yes, she does not, she doesn't. What would you say
Speaker 1: your seapep user looks.
Speaker 2: Like fat in my word? Because you know when I
Speaker 2: go to the air and you carry your seapap. But
Speaker 2: Pilla don't know what a seapap is. It's a it's
Speaker 2: a machine for snoring and sleep ap near. It's an
Speaker 2: oxygen march with the hose.
Speaker 1: Attack and it forces oxygen into your and you makes
Speaker 1: a noise. You use it three hundred sixty four days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awful for your partner. But you do join
Speaker 2: a secret society. When you carried around your.
Speaker 1: Little case, didn't you have something at the airport? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The airport, Yeah, the airport. All the big Kiwi security
Speaker 2: go goes, got your sleep bro front of the que
Speaker 2: for you brother from the queue. They see you skip
Speaker 2: back in the cue, skinny pucker. And an old lady
Speaker 2: said to me at the newsages of the airport, Oh,
Speaker 2: you've got your mister Blowy with you. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: mister Blowey?
Speaker 1: You quite like that. There's a brotherhood.
Speaker 2: It makes it there is a brotherhood. There's a brotherhood
Speaker 2: and a sisterhood too, a bit of a sister.
Speaker 1: Have you met any many women that have got a
Speaker 1: seatpap a cube?
Speaker 2: Not many. You occasionally meet a seapap couple. I said
Speaker 2: to a woman. The guy goes, I've got a seapap
Speaker 2: and I go to the wife. Does that annoy you?
Speaker 2: She goes, no, I've got one too, So they are
Speaker 2: a seapap couple. Well, bit kinky.
Speaker 1: So you're saying that you don't have to be a fatty.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say it disparaging like that that skinny people
Speaker 1: can be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, skinny people. Well, I haven't met a few
Speaker 2: skinny people that have a sea pap. But it's unusual.
Speaker 2: It's more because it's to do with the weight around
Speaker 2: your throat and stuff, you know, like this, I'm hitting
Speaker 2: my jowls. Hear that you probably can't hit that the gowls.
Speaker 2: You know, my twin brother doesn't have one yet, my
Speaker 2: older brother has one.
Speaker 1: Right, So you and have you got the rolls royce?
Speaker 1: Have you got the middle of the road? Have you
Speaker 1: got the cheaper one from Aldi?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I got the one there the reason?
Speaker 1: Or is there only one you can get. No.
Speaker 2: No, there's a few that's a brand thing. There's Resimed,
Speaker 2: there's Fisher Pikele, and there's Phillips. I think so I'm
Speaker 2: a Resimed guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the big question. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes
Speaker 1: because I haven't seen you for a while. Do you
Speaker 1: have a stand up routine about it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Ken, have you recorded it?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's on I did on the gala actually one year,
Speaker 2: So you can have a could we go out? Yes,
Speaker 2: let's go out with some seapap material. I've got about
Speaker 2: ten minutes on sea paps.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's constantly evolving.
Speaker 1: You don't know whether we want to hear?
Speaker 2: Take it away me.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: I have to wear a sea pap when I sleep.
Speaker 2: It's an oches and mask with a hose attached to machine.
Speaker 2: Hello ladies. Yeah, as I said to my wife, how
Speaker 2: the night, it's time to make love, to snuffle up
Speaker 2: with us? Here we go, and it makes noise. It
Speaker 2: makes noise like this. It's like sleeping next to Darth Vader. Apparently,
Speaker 2: I said, I'm all like a fighter part. You're sleeping
Speaker 2: next to top gun. Yeah, she goes, Yeah, you're the goose,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. Anyway, I couldn't get used to it.
Speaker 2: I rang up the doctor said, I can't get used
Speaker 2: to it? Yeah, all right, what you got to do?
Speaker 2: You gotta wear it around the house. Yeah, put it
Speaker 2: on when you're watching TV, just bang it on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: take the work. Put it next to your debt. It's
Speaker 2: a bit of signs the lands at lunchtime, freaking people out.
Speaker 2: I said, I don't really work in a normal job.
Speaker 2: I'm a comedian. He had, all right, where when you
Speaker 2: drive it to your gigs, now put in your card?
Speaker 1: Will work? Get used to it?
Speaker 2: So I all right, so I'm driving a line. I
Speaker 2: fell asleep and crashed my fucking cart. At least when
Speaker 2: the ambos turned and said, don't worry, guys, I've got oxygen.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Probably had a.
Speaker 2: Bit of an inside in my future that I was
Speaker 2: wearing my mask having a nap. You gotta wearing your
Speaker 2: napping guys, lying in bed having a nap like this.
Speaker 2: I saw the three kids gather at the end of
Speaker 2: the bed. I heard one of them say, I think
Speaker 2: we should turn the machine off.