WEBVTT - Dave O'Neil, Amy Poehler and Jack Black 😂

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<v Speaker 1>So I did something that I reckon you will never

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<v Speaker 1>do in your life sky. No, no, it was more

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<v Speaker 1>to my body sex in public toilets. No it wasn't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>once was enough. No, No, I have another guess. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you won't get something that you something you do us.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's taken your lead.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him doing it with with on Instagram any

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<v Speaker 1>and we're happy to god. I wouldn't put myself. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I'd never appear on anything in the news. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it must be pretty please. No, it's something that you

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<v Speaker 1>do that women do themselves. Waxing close, yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, you're right. I went to what do you

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<v Speaker 1>call those places where you get your nails done. There

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<v Speaker 1>is a nail Placenian and I had tonat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah right, you hadn't painted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, why exactly? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why get a pedicure? Because when I go to the podiatarists,

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<v Speaker 2>she does your feet he hey, luke, and I love

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<v Speaker 2>it because they cut your nails and they.

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<v Speaker 1>And while you were getting done, did you get on

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<v Speaker 1>your phone? Because I would think that if I alway

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those people, I would be highly I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like where people going get their feet done. At

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<v Speaker 1>those message places and they're on their phone. That's offensive,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel sorry for proper message therapist that they have

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<v Speaker 2>to have signs. I'm saying, this is not a sexual service.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean sexual? Does sexual things happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Then in some message places, yes, but for the people

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<v Speaker 2>that are actually proper message therapists.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it can work both ways. You can go in

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<v Speaker 1>there and not that this has ever happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go in there and think you're getting a

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<v Speaker 1>message and then they want to give you something. Or

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<v Speaker 1>you can go in there expecting to get something at

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<v Speaker 1>the end and you don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you see some they put signs up. This

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<v Speaker 2>is not a sexual service. The protector doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>do that, doesn't He doesn't have to put up a sign.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a sexual service in the potetary world.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, So why did you get your nails?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good question painted? For the kids, for the kids involved.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it wasn't it. What because what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Was I crazy radio stunt? So now on, hey, you

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<v Speaker 2>should air you Glenn Robins. You're gonna get his nails painted?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we going to cross down to him?

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<v Speaker 1>Live? How's going. Oh, I got over. I'm getting some

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<v Speaker 1>funny looks all put on.

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<v Speaker 2>The nail technician put it on.

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped a golf bag of my toe so it

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<v Speaker 1>went black and that was fine, and then go black one.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I don't know how I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Number one golf dangerous sport.

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<v Speaker 1>Very dangerous sports. You know, because I was getting in

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't just hurt your bank account. I was getting the

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<v Speaker 1>clubs out of the back of the hout yea. And

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped the golf clubs on when I was playing

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<v Speaker 1>Royal Melbourne onto my toe. I don't remember doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>but my te just went black, which is weird. As

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<v Speaker 1>you get older, you find bruises on your body. You go,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a bruise. How do I get that one?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>About a week later, I look down and the other

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<v Speaker 1>one's gone black?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? I next to it, next to it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, the other big tope. So but two, what

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<v Speaker 1>have a look?

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<v Speaker 2>So hang on? Did you drop your.

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<v Speaker 1>Must to drop the golf clubs? Really? No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been filming Russell Coy.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there something happening there that may have done it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, the boots were My boots were falling.

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<v Speaker 2>Dangerus When Glenn flicks through his photos on the phone,

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<v Speaker 2>always dangerous. I see things you don't want to see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to show you. I was wearing some boots

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<v Speaker 1>and they because my boots fell apart, so I had

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<v Speaker 1>to get a new and I had to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where one of the guys from the crew lending me

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<v Speaker 1>his boots and they're a bit too small, and I wore.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what's done it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there it is. There, there's there's the two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, both people like to see it goes on

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<v Speaker 1>look and then so we were going to the to Southland.

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<v Speaker 2>You love it there?

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<v Speaker 1>I do love it there.

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<v Speaker 2>Any any cap and Kim fans just just hang out

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<v Speaker 2>and see Glenn wandering around.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I feel quite comfortable there.

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<v Speaker 2>I can ask you a question. The thing that annoys

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<v Speaker 2>me about those big westfield is it hard to park?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh find your secret spot?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we were because I've got what's the name

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<v Speaker 1>baby carry in the back seat, I can park in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but do you have the baby with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's your kid? Mate? Most of the time we do.

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<v Speaker 1>I met Laddy at the at the thing the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and she goes, oh, I see you down here

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<v Speaker 1>quite often, and I got oh am I with my

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<v Speaker 1>partner and the grandchild. She says, no, you're just wandering

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<v Speaker 1>around by yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is pretty sad. It's sad. Does make it sad,

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<v Speaker 2>Actually would be one of those old guys just sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on the bench there taking I walk advantage of the aircon.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked past the Greek guys because they do have

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<v Speaker 1>designated sitting in yeah, and they're in like this circular

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<v Speaker 1>thing and the chairs are really comfortable and you can

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and go, I want to do what

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<v Speaker 1>those guys are doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We got a good on them for getting out of

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<v Speaker 2>the house and meeting their fellow old Greek men.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I with the gym, I go to a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of Greek guys live next door down the road a bit,

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<v Speaker 1>and every night they're out in the front of the

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<v Speaker 1>house just landing on their fence, and I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>get it. They're out of the house and they're just

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<v Speaker 1>they're chatting and they having. The Greeks have got it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of the house, and the Misspius Merica, Merica,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll get out. I have to clean up.

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<v Speaker 2>Can see what CON's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're at Southland. So I said, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>go to that shop over there. Why don't you just

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<v Speaker 1>go over there into that nail place and get the

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<v Speaker 1>paint your nails out so you don't have that because

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<v Speaker 1>when you wear when you're down the beach, you look

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<v Speaker 1>down and you've got one you can accept, but two

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<v Speaker 1>people go, you've been up to something weird.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you get it painted like a neutral color?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Just wait and see what happens. There's the first photograph.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the second one of my hoes being dried under

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<v Speaker 1>the drying machine. Yeah, and now if you look at

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<v Speaker 1>the result, have a look at how they are. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what's n like a beige? That's you know what, It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a bee. Here's a shady story for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a bee.

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<v Speaker 1>I was working with court in the act the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh on Sam pangche.

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<v Speaker 1>A while ago. Now, I showed him.

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<v Speaker 2>Her well I think Courtney acted. She and then he

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes exactly call him. He showed them just how you

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<v Speaker 2>show them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>She showed Courtney.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're talking about mate, and I said this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I did today and he said sorry, She said,

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<v Speaker 1>they said they said that i'd gone in tone too dark.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have gone in tone.

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<v Speaker 2>A tone too dark. Really, I reckon, so but I

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<v Speaker 2>have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, hang on, hang on.

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<v Speaker 2>I might show me now in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you want to see the real life?

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<v Speaker 2>Just one, Just show me one and I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Look.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you know what? That actually looks a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit bruised or something. But you it's better than black.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why because I went in there, and when

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<v Speaker 1>I went in there, Selena left me because then I'm lost.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm in a foreign country. If you go into

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<v Speaker 1>a nail place, old man in a nail place, standing there,

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<v Speaker 1>and okay, they don't speaking the true. No, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a racist statement. And I said, She goes, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you want? And I said, I've got a black nail?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you paint it out? And she goes, you want

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<v Speaker 1>your nails painted black? And I said.

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<v Speaker 2>Gothic glen.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, no, got a black nail. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then people start turning around. Yeah, because the ladies of

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<v Speaker 1>getting their nails done. And people started because we're having

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<v Speaker 1>this discussion. It wasn't an argument. And I'm going, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I want And then I took my shoe off and

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<v Speaker 1>I went, can you paint this out? And she goes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>why not? She goes, because it shows through. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing the accent because it would be quote.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't say it was funny, but it shows through through.

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<v Speaker 2>What that was a you know? Go on, Well it

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<v Speaker 2>does show through, but it's better it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go a little bit because she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I pointed to my other you want that one black,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was an accent. You want that I again, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that one, I want it clear again painted the same

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<v Speaker 1>color as that one. And then a girl, a lady

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<v Speaker 1>steps in and goes, I'll take care of this, and

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<v Speaker 1>she just spoken English and told her is it kind

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<v Speaker 1>of what I said? But how comes she can't understand

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<v Speaker 1>me anyway? So she spoke the nail language and basically,

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<v Speaker 1>if they put a couple of coats on your nail

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<v Speaker 1>will go back to hang up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put it right in front of you. Hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put it up.

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<v Speaker 2>On that and I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put it on the table. Look.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, oh that looks quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what, it's shiny.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like a dolly's.

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<v Speaker 1>But I looked down at it when I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>shower and I go, job, well done, they're not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>How much was that? I was about to say, how

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<v Speaker 1>much do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Twelve dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, you've obviously pretty intense. I would have said twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>I was eighteen sixteen, ten cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>Five dollars a toe cheap two black toes brought back

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<v Speaker 1>to a lightbige that caught knee act. The Courtney act

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<v Speaker 1>quite liked. There.

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<v Speaker 2>We go, well, that's good, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you in the photographs.

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<v Speaker 2>And anyway, so if you've got a black toe, get

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<v Speaker 2>down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Get down there. And you know I sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>special chair where I could have had the baby marine.

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<v Speaker 1>You know there's a pool there. Yeah, and there was

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<v Speaker 1>a girl a couple of doors up for me getting

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<v Speaker 1>it done, and she didn't even look at me. Strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it's just like normal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like normal. Maybe guys come in there all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So the whole thing was good. And you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>walked out there going I film pretty so now where

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<v Speaker 1>I wear my Birkens socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it looks good.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>If people look to be close, they'd be a bit

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<v Speaker 2>like what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>But they won't No.

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<v Speaker 2>They won't though, No, because I wouldn't even notice.

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<v Speaker 1>If I wore them the black toes, because you know

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<v Speaker 1>how long it takes for a black toe to go away?

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<v Speaker 2>How long?

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<v Speaker 1>Close to a year?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Well really, well, I think so it takes well over

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<v Speaker 1>six months.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a good next for you? I reckon hair plugs.

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<v Speaker 2>And like Jimmy Carr, you know what I heard about?

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<v Speaker 1>I heard of once.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we get in a plane to Turkey?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you already know that? I didn't know, because

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<v Speaker 1>apparently if you get on a plane to Turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's full of board men.

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<v Speaker 1>It's full of board men. And because they do cheap hair.

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<v Speaker 2>There's people that we know that have been the Turkey

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<v Speaker 2>comics that have been a Turkey and had it done. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just young men.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what that's hair by hair. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's really really good, looks good, really good looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Someone did that great photo footage at the airport

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<v Speaker 2>of all guys coming back from two. Yeah, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well everyone knows. But it's a thing. It's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What you said to know all about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I've had done.

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<v Speaker 1>If there was anything one thing you could you could

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<v Speaker 1>get done for aesthetic reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a guy in a bowling how he come

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<v Speaker 2>up to you once and he goes, I'm a LiPo surgeon.

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<v Speaker 2>He rub my stomach. He goes fifteen hundred bucks to

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of that for you. Fifteen hundred, What do

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<v Speaker 2>you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>But what about pretty cheap?

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<v Speaker 2>Is can you put that fat somewhere?

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<v Speaker 1>El and then what you could do? You could with

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<v Speaker 1>that fifteen hundred you could go eat a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>really shit food.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I pay him fifteen hundred dollars and he gets.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets crazy. So yeah, yeah, you pay fifteen hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds a bit cheap. Is it a backroom job?

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<v Speaker 2>He was in a bowling alley. Great people, I play

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<v Speaker 2>the music.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to somehow related Now please welcome your host Glenn Robinson,

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<v Speaker 3>Dave o' neill.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, and we are back.

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<v Speaker 2>You know put in, But I've got a recommendation for you.

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<v Speaker 2>John Ham's new show is really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching it.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called? He's got the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Title, Friends and Neighbors.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the worst title ever? Do you reckonize? Because

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<v Speaker 2>you know what? That is a great show, so good.

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<v Speaker 2>So people don't know, he plays a banker or a

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<v Speaker 2>hedge fund manager and a very poshpid of New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I could relate to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you can relate to get your nails done.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he loses his job and he starts stealing

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<v Speaker 2>things off his friends, like he becomes a cat burglar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't spoil.

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<v Speaker 2>It, but no, that's in the ads and stuff. It's

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<v Speaker 2>within the first ten seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>We do pretend to spoil things.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway that I just reckon. The title is not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure they could come with a better title than Friends

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<v Speaker 2>and Neighbors or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It stands out a little bit, does it? Friends and neighbors?

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<v Speaker 2>The thief next door? What about? Can you think of

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<v Speaker 2>anything else? Bank robber, slash employee, hedge fund, hedge we're

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<v Speaker 2>jumping the hedge, jumping the hedge because that's a double

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<v Speaker 2>meaning hedge fund and the hedges that he has to jump.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why you should be in charge. The other

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<v Speaker 2>one I've been watching is a great show from that

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<v Speaker 2>woman who plays the daughter in Hacks. You know, the

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<v Speaker 2>blonde she'd be about. Yeah, yes, she's very funny. She's

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<v Speaker 2>very funny in Hacks. She's the daughter the spoiled daughter

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<v Speaker 2>in hacks and she's a grown up woman. She's like

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<v Speaker 2>fifty maybe late forties. She's in this good show on

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<v Speaker 2>Dizzey which has got high potential, which is based on

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<v Speaker 2>a French show about get this concept. She was the

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<v Speaker 2>cleaner at the police station. Yeah, so she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>clean at night and she look at all their white

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<v Speaker 2>boards and all the evidence and solved the crimes for

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<v Speaker 2>them because she is highly intelligent.

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<v Speaker 1>Great premise.

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<v Speaker 2>She eventually becomes like a cop because like, who's been

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<v Speaker 2>mucking right?

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on? So where do we pick it up from?

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<v Speaker 1>She's working that she's working there.

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<v Speaker 2>The first episode she's working as clean she solves a

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<v Speaker 2>crime and she leaves her there and the head cop

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<v Speaker 2>comes and goes, who's been mucking right with my evidence?

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a minute. They've solved the crime? Who did this?

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<v Speaker 2>And they look at the CCTV and go, it's the cleaner.

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<v Speaker 2>Now the show's got high potential. Again, that's a bad title.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you reckon cleaner? Okay, come on, you got you

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<v Speaker 2>got over the hedge? Was it was saying jumping the

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<v Speaker 2>jumping the hedge? Yeah, cleaner cleaning, cleaning up crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, some bad bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Basic yeah, mop it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, that one I'll take on her advisement and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll have to get actually, oh, crime pays.

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<v Speaker 2>Crime pays. Okay, Nah, all right, welcome to podcast. What

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<v Speaker 2>we like?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, people who think that, what would you know? Anyway? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>You never.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>We get two subods. You got to work on how

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<v Speaker 2>they connected.

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<v Speaker 1>With the other. Week. You put in a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a I think fairly. You asked for.

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<v Speaker 2>Something flippant and she gave us a hands acts she's

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<v Speaker 2>not flipping at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she could do something that I don't know what about?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what would be good about someone we know,

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<v Speaker 1>like you, like like she yeah, or someone we know

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<v Speaker 1>like Kitty Flanagan or Sam Pere Yeah, like Sampang or yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>someone we know? Okay, and uh that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what are the topics?

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<v Speaker 3>Sam David O'Neill, Amy Polar and Jack Black.

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<v Speaker 1>She's God, I've met Jack clever twist she knows that

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<v Speaker 1>I've met Jack Black. Well you might know the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I don't know the answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Amy poll the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in it? Well, yeah, because you're in one once,

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<v Speaker 2>weren't you? Yeah, you in one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I was Glenn Robins was the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the character in that movie City Slickers. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the City two or something. Wow, yeah, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the character's name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe it's a character name in Amy Poler Jack Black.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoilers who folded the naturally? Okay, let's just catch it.

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<v Speaker 1>You met Jack Black? Yeah, or Jack Black got to

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<v Speaker 1>meet you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What was he like?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>He was right, he's been of a on. Yes, it

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<v Speaker 1>was he on. That's nothing wrong with being on. It's

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<v Speaker 1>better than being because I've met people on the Powell

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<v Speaker 1>who were off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he went on. I mean I love Jack Black.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved was it inauthentic School of Rock? Well that

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<v Speaker 1>was the big turning point for him. Wasn't one of

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<v Speaker 1>the big so.

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<v Speaker 2>Good in that But anyway, he came into the studio

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<v Speaker 2>with Kyle from Tenacious D. So you know that's that

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<v Speaker 2>double act where they played he plays a guitar with

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<v Speaker 2>the board guy. And that's the one recently where it

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<v Speaker 2>was Kyle's birthday and he said after Trump had got shot,

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<v Speaker 2>Jack says, this is on stage in Sydney. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was. Do you want to make a wish? And

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<v Speaker 2>he said, yeah, let's not miss next time. And then

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Black just issued all these statements saying he had

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<v Speaker 2>nothing to do with it, and I don't want anything

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<v Speaker 2>to do with Kyle. It was his joke, would nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with me. Just cut him loose, basically. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's understandable because he probably didn't know who's going to

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<v Speaker 2>say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you say something in Australia can go around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>In an instance.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's similar to when I made a joke about

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<v Speaker 2>Alan Jones to his face.

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<v Speaker 1>I've told you this story.

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<v Speaker 2>You're on stage and towards nice I said, he touched

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<v Speaker 2>me on the barm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I laughed.

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<v Speaker 2>But the next day Hughes and Kate wrote a letter

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<v Speaker 2>to Ellen Jones to distance themselves from me. It's fair enough,

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<v Speaker 2>go for.

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<v Speaker 1>It with Alan Jones probably listened to this podcast. Would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to say something to him? Now? No, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never met him, but I've been in I've been in

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<v Speaker 1>to GB I think, and there's an energy in that

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<v Speaker 1>place that's intriguing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Anyway, so Jack Black, So when I met him,

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<v Speaker 2>he came into radio with Kyle and he got someone

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<v Speaker 2>had a what's that toy? Sax on my phone? I

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<v Speaker 2>think they called sax on my phone. Yeah, And we

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<v Speaker 2>were just standing outside talking to him, and then someone

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, is that a sax and my phone over there?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like a toy. You kind of saves the

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<v Speaker 2>phone and he goes can I And he just grabbed

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<v Speaker 2>it and put on a little performance for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is good on there and what sort of performance

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<v Speaker 1>was it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a saxon phone, the sax and my phone and

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<v Speaker 2>you're pressing their place chooed. It's like a kid's toy.

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<v Speaker 2>And Kyle was like he's a partners Like, ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the sex and the phone. That's that's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, he was, Yeah, he was good. I've always

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<v Speaker 2>foun him very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I always fan but I want to say it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that he's got one trip pony, but he always

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of like he's kind of like going along

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<v Speaker 1>then he explodes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that kind of that's what he's good at.

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<v Speaker 1>He's doing that. So he's very I would imagine he's

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<v Speaker 1>come through a live in pro in pro environment where

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<v Speaker 1>you know, played straight roles, has he or not? He

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<v Speaker 1>might if he was in a certain vulnerability.

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<v Speaker 2>I like, yeah, he's a voice of kung Fu Panda.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he was in Hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>What did he play in?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he the boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he the guy who was the one that was?

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<v Speaker 2>He's good in smaller parts. He was also in a

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<v Speaker 2>movie called Bob Robbers with Tim Robbins. He played one

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<v Speaker 2>of the young guys that love Bob. Anyway, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>good movie. And he was also in High Fidelity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was was in cable Guy Shop Assistance, wasn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he he's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's almost like a classic best friends like the other guy,

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<v Speaker 1>the wacky guy, because he's not a sexual, he's not

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<v Speaker 1>good looking, and he's every man. That's about him. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you play he can He can sing and play instruments,

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<v Speaker 1>can't he? He played guitar and he can sing and

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<v Speaker 1>going into it.

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<v Speaker 2>People love his Bandonacious. Have you ever heard of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Like they do sort of heavy metal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Yeah? And what is he? The lord singer

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<v Speaker 1>is yeah, and the plays guitar kind of what he is.

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<v Speaker 1>He came along and he's done. He's been around for

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<v Speaker 1>a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>And his mom, Oh, it's interesting, was a NASA scientist. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure of it. Yea. His mum's a NASA scientist

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<v Speaker 2>was Siety. So he's made that pretty smart.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, we are famous.

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<v Speaker 2>If your mum worked at Mayer, you might not be saying, but.

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<v Speaker 1>She works at NASA, Like what's name's mum? Mike Nesmuth

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<v Speaker 1>his momed liquid paper. Yes, so you'd bring that up,

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<v Speaker 1>bringing you which David Letterman's mom was became famous?

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<v Speaker 2>She was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello David, Hey my mom? Why did you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's in the bread? Barros got over there? David. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to know what's in there? She had a

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<v Speaker 1>classic maran. Are there any famous mums in Australia?

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<v Speaker 2>Mums have become famous or just famous mums?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know Jeanine from Boost Juice, she's a mum, so

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<v Speaker 2>this famous business woman? Definitely Kate Langbrook famous breast fed

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<v Speaker 2>on television. Absolutely, that didn't put her on the map,

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<v Speaker 2>but it certainly rocks. I was there when she breastfed. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't, because I just latched on.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, she's not appropriate because that show's funny, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can't remember whether I was there or I

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<v Speaker 1>was on the show. That was I ever on the

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<v Speaker 1>panel with you? Yeah? Yeah, well, I was there because

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<v Speaker 1>I remember looking across I remember looking across her breastfeeding,

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<v Speaker 1>going okay, no big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't there. When I was there, we went to

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<v Speaker 2>a restaurant from my kitchen rules and they were filming

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<v Speaker 2>and she breastpend there and the guy told her to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a generation of people that find it offensive

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, it's unnaturally. I mean, it's what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and give them some privacy. And what is wrong? What's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with doing something natural? I think if they got

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<v Speaker 1>down and did a dump in the middle of a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 1>you go, hang on, that'side the boat. But if that

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<v Speaker 1>baby needs to be feed in a restaurant, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Feed the baby, the baby anyway, So were talking about

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Black, Okay, well let's talk about Amy Pola.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know, Dave, you should do an ad for

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<v Speaker 1>you to do stand up. Look, people should know about

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<v Speaker 1>what you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, It's true. I do all sorts of functions, birthday parties,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, footy clubs, and I'm available. You're available absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>So if you need me to come to your function,

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<v Speaker 2>just email me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinks bad? Do you need to work? What's that you

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<v Speaker 1>need to work? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The work would be good. Yeah, I've just been on

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<v Speaker 2>an overseas trip with a family. That's expensive. That's so

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<v Speaker 2>email me Comedy Funhouse one A three.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want one of the best comedians in Australia

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<v Speaker 1>to host your function to your gig? B there be funny,

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<v Speaker 1>control the whole note and make it an event to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Get oil or someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>But you can just email me Comedy Funhouse one A

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<v Speaker 2>three at gmail dot com. And I read those emails.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes direct to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've written a couple of them. Yeah you have.

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<v Speaker 1>I like what you do seriously, well, well you could

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<v Speaker 1>really take off.

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<v Speaker 2>Do a right stand up? Yeah for any function. Love Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>let's back up in terms of female comics and do.

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<v Speaker 1>You love her or do you love her my love?

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<v Speaker 2>I think? I think in terms of female comics.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think do you find it very attractive?

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<v Speaker 2>I find it attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now we're getting down to it. Maybe you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? What are you attracted to? She's funny,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got beautiful smile. Maybe that's it, because I find

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<v Speaker 1>that you are attracted to different women to than I'm Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably you have more sps. Yes, you like now?

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<v Speaker 1>You might now you're more a b C. Probably channeling

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday Night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you're probably right, you're probably right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, are you're more, I'm more Broadway.

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<v Speaker 2>You're more, you're more weather girl. I'm a reporter. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way of putting it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're more, cheerleader, more book club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a cheerleader, just go. Cheerleaders are great, Hollywood. You're more,

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<v Speaker 1>You're more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're more. Yeah, yeah, Arthouse is a good way

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<v Speaker 2>of putting it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, right, And I'm not saying you're doing anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying you're haven't a fair anything like that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying that it's interesting that you find Amy Polo

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<v Speaker 1>attractive and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't because she's blonde and you like blondes, don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just don't find her.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, are there any female comic actresses I am not

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<v Speaker 2>going to say that you find attractive?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Am, I going to say, why wouldn't you say that? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'll just run through a few for you. Tina Fey,

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Schumer, We'll go local, Julian Morris, Kitty Finnigan.

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<v Speaker 1>Now being silent because you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't want to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say because it's creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a bit creepy. And I think because Amy

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<v Speaker 2>Pola is in America, that's not that creepy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you find her funny? Yeah? I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I find it funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually I find her. I find it fine, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't find it. I don't go. I'm excited, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched that movie with her and Tina Fakeld sisters.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was really funny. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>did that well.

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<v Speaker 1>But them two together, is that one where they were

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<v Speaker 1>both highly in character? Was it? I found that really unfunny.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know they had to move back to the

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<v Speaker 2>country town or something.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe it's a different one. I saw one

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<v Speaker 1>with where they were both playing sort of really heightened

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<v Speaker 1>the sketch characters, and I'm going, it's not working. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But she works a lot with with Fate where she

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<v Speaker 1>comes through in pro or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, there's a New york I Pro group and

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday Night Live, wasn't it? And then she did Parks

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<v Speaker 2>and Recreation, which I've actually seen a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have been a big viewer of that You'd

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<v Speaker 1>Reckon because that that was kind of like handheld sort

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<v Speaker 1>of that that the office, Yeah, that handheld. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so she she went the Stepping Stones in pro SNL and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she hosted the was it the Emmys of the

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<v Speaker 2>Golden Globes with Yeah funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Now doing movies, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, now she's doing a podcast I've heard of podcast

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<v Speaker 2>and she she was married to Will from the Batman movie.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a great voice, SmartLess, SmartLess. Yes, god, you're good.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy from Ozarks, the guy that was in Curb

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it Will on Netn't. Let's not even go there.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what we should be able to get the

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<v Speaker 2>guy from Ozarks who was in you won't. I bet

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<v Speaker 2>you justin I am putting on Jason Jason, but Jason Bateman,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Yeah, it's Jason Bateman. And the other guy

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<v Speaker 2>is not as famous.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's the other guy.

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<v Speaker 2>The other guys on kerb is your lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very good in that. But on that podcast, he

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<v Speaker 1>goes they'll have a big celebrity guest and he'll say

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<v Speaker 1>something like, you know, I met you at a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>and I really needed a napkin, and I reached over

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:42.960
<v Speaker 1>and I said, can I borrow your napkin? You know

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<v Speaker 1>what you gave it to? You're such a nice person.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a great shape. His story not a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe you know hold your horses.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely hang out. I have got Jason Bateman is the

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<v Speaker 2>guy from the Ozarks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you won't get Will on net and you won't

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<v Speaker 1>get his name. Sean Hayes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean Hayes. He's a great actor, funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was in one of those comedies sitcoms.

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<v Speaker 2>Hangover, something like that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Sean Hayes, a big one that I've never seen an episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Office, not the American Office, Not Will and Grace.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, sure we are, Sam, Yeah, Sam, What's What's

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<v Speaker 2>What's where? Sean Hayes from my tongue?

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<v Speaker 3>Sean Hayes is most well known for his role in

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<v Speaker 3>Will and Grace.

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<v Speaker 2>See I had it right.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the other one?

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<v Speaker 2>Mad about you?

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<v Speaker 1>The other one fell? The other one, the other one

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<v Speaker 1>that's on quite regularly that friends know, the one talk

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<v Speaker 1>about space?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not the nerd one, Yeah, the nerd one. Third

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<v Speaker 2>Rock from the Sun, Yeah, Third Rock from the Sun.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's another one.

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<v Speaker 2>You're talking about the the other one with Yeah, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That show terrible terrible, terrible, terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, I've just looked up on my phone. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will play you. I think I'll play you

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:06.879
<v Speaker 1>with the theme and you it'll hurt you to know

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:08.679
<v Speaker 1>see how long it takes it to get it. But

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<v Speaker 1>for those of you who haven't got it, Dan Steve.

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<v Speaker 3>And nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the big bank theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm money for them to say that. Do they say

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<v Speaker 1>big bang theory in the theme?

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<v Speaker 2>There it is there, it is, okay, the big bank theory.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so much better. It's like finding your car keys.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it is a real sense of satisfaction that

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>you get when you have.

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<v Speaker 2>A noble moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>I went into Ross Nobles house the other day. You're invited.

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<v Speaker 2>I was away, you were away.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. He's such a good host.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he is a good man, great fun I hope

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:49.120
<v Speaker 1>he still listens. Maybe he got sick of us. He

0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 1>was one of the he was one of the first

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 1>uptakers who when we go feedback from here, I thought,

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:57.360
<v Speaker 1>if we can keep us noble slightly entertained where we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing Okay, and I thrilled that he's and he's a

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 1>good friend and a great man, good fun I can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what he and I were going to do

0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>because it's top secret, but we're going to do something

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<v Speaker 1>pretty exciting skydiving.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your nails polished? Okay, Now are we talking about

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<v Speaker 2>Amy Pohler?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it was stepping stones in pro SNL. I

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 1>don't want to dimission SNL to parks and recreations now

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>to movies and podcasts and podcasts. And she's and she's

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<v Speaker 1>a producer and she's a creator.

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<v Speaker 2>She helped the Broad City Women sitcom. She was the

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<v Speaker 2>EP on that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a great well, yes, I mean that was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of one of those girls I see have seen

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<v Speaker 1>her in curb and stuff, and the other one I

0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen as much, but she's a great girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Those two really funny, fabulous those girls Fanny.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think, oh there was three on the list.

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<v Speaker 2>Me let's talk about me? Do we have to talk

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>about me?

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<v Speaker 3>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows me if they listen to this, they know

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<v Speaker 2>me well.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay born ninett, sixty five, Melbourne, Melbourne, Englishmond. Yeah too

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<v Speaker 1>with Joyce and Kevin No sisters to three brothers, twin twins.

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<v Speaker 1>We know allus, don't we do? We went to what's

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<v Speaker 1>what primary school?

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<v Speaker 2>Heaven our primary?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then went to high school high what was your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite subject of school history? Who was your favorite teacher

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<v Speaker 1>in high school?

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<v Speaker 2>There was mister Campbell and missus Berthelson.

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<v Speaker 1>When did you first announce it to your parents that

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>you wanted to maybe be on the stage or on

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<v Speaker 1>the screen?

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<v Speaker 2>Was in bands? So that would have been in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it was it kind of inevitable that you would

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<v Speaker 1>have would go towards it? Was it like to say

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<v Speaker 1>that little thing that you thought little folly that you

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<v Speaker 1>were doing in your own years?

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<v Speaker 2>When my band broke up, Chris Surrey, who was one

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 2>of those support acts, he said, how will Dave O'Neil

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<v Speaker 2>get famous?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? He was worried? And then when did Captain Coco

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 1>come along with that? Doing Uni school? It was doing

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<v Speaker 1>high school?

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<v Speaker 2>We were like seventeen. Really yeah, I started playing yep, yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely rehearsals And what was the show that you were on?

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<v Speaker 1>The TV show you won the Factory the Factory with

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<v Speaker 1>and then they were rude.

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:13.719
<v Speaker 2>To you Andrew Daddo and Alex Papps and they were

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 2>rude to you and that Andrew Daddo said, he interviewed

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:18.800
<v Speaker 2>us and we had the Mimo song and before the

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>cameras came on, he turned to me and he said, remember, mate,

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I do all the funny stuff around here.

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you were trying to be funny? Did you

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:26.080
<v Speaker 1>say that off camera? On camera?

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Off camera? And as I think you said, which I've

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:33.800
<v Speaker 2>used the stet up but we're still waiting, Andrew, I

0:31:33.880 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 2>must have been. I must have been mucking around and

0:31:35.720 --> 0:31:41.400
<v Speaker 2>being stupid, knowing me immature, excited, an ambulance.

0:31:41.880 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Was there a period where you were in the band,

0:31:43.520 --> 0:31:46.480
<v Speaker 1>then you weren't in the band, that's when you're at UNI? Yeah, yeah,

0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:49.840
<v Speaker 1>and then when Uni did you Okay, you're one of

0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.959
<v Speaker 1>Australia's best stand up community. When did you decide to

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:54.960
<v Speaker 1>stand and do stand? Well?

0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, in those days in the eighties, comics will

0:31:57.360 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 2>get up between bands, so you're going to see a

0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:02.160
<v Speaker 2>man slim Whittle would get up and do his mid

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:05.200
<v Speaker 2>not all roady you pretend to be a roady? Really?

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Did you start off doing the stand up character?

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>No? I did a character early on. Absolutely, But I

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 2>did stand up, yeah, yeah, because as you remember when

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 2>you started. When I started, there were a lot of characters.

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 1>With a lot of cabaret. Yeah, a lot of singing,

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people putting on a wig or some

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>magicians would turn up. And now it's all one microphone,

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:24.280
<v Speaker 1>one person.

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 2>There is a fair bit of singing. There is a

0:32:26.440 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 2>If you look at the Comedy Festival, though it's all

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 2>coming back, there's a lot of cabaret. A clown won

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 2>the main award and the year before that had a

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 2>musical performer.

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.479
<v Speaker 1>And that's good that there's a bit of diversity in Oh,

0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 1>that's good.

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 2>That's heaps of singing.

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:41.680
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing wrong with stand up, don't get me wrong.

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:43.719
<v Speaker 1>But but you know when I see a stand up

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:46.360
<v Speaker 1>who brunches out in the experiments, I go that, Now

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:47.080
<v Speaker 1>that's exciting.

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's a lot of variety.

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:51.520
<v Speaker 1>So when did how did radio come into.

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 2>The next do an interview?

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, you are the topic and I had radio, would

0:32:55.880 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 1>you were able to just talk about yourself?

0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 3>Now?

0:32:57.400 --> 0:33:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Go on? Radio was triplet the community station started doing

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 2>a show there in.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:04.560
<v Speaker 1>The what was book?

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah book, yeah, with Vic Plumanell and Parks that was

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:08.320
<v Speaker 2>a mid and.

0:33:08.320 --> 0:33:09.880
<v Speaker 1>How did it actually come to do that?

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Well? I was a big Triple R listener because I

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 2>was in oldternat you went knocked on the door and

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I've been in there to be interviewed for the band

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. And then one of my friends was working

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 2>there and said, put in the tape to the head guy,

0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Stephen Walker. And so he listened to the tape and said,

0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:29.120
<v Speaker 2>all right. He said, you're not that funny, but your

0:33:29.160 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 2>potential I think, or something like that. So he gave

0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 2>us a half hour show on a Sunday, which then

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 2>was turned into an hour.

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 1>And then you went on to breakfast.

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Then Kate used to listen.

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Kate Lanebrook listened to that that and that would she

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 1>did she pursue you?

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's exciting.

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 2>And then asked and then I used to fill in

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 2>on breakfast Breakfast at Triple RYE.

0:33:48.880 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>When did you get the call to go to the ABC?

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't there a story behind that?

0:33:52.680 --> 0:33:53.040
<v Speaker 3>You go?

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>What was the story?

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:58.040
<v Speaker 2>The story tragic? Tragic in a way, but not I mean,

0:33:58.080 --> 0:34:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I just I was working on Over and then I.

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Was so Nover came after Triple Up, after it.

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Went Triple R Triple m Me and Hughsey and Kate

0:34:07.880 --> 0:34:10.799
<v Speaker 2>started doing like a where did you meet? On the

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 2>stand up circuit? But he was a big part of

0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Triple R. He used to do a show on Triple

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 2>R and he used to ring in on a Friday.

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:19.200
<v Speaker 2>He was a Friday correspondent, often being bad.

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:22.759
<v Speaker 1>That's where would do a documentary about. I mean, I'm

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>sure there were radio stations equipped in other states.

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:26.239
<v Speaker 2>But a Triple R.

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:28.960
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty incredible the talent has come through there. They

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.280
<v Speaker 1>should do a documentary, whether it's a podcaster, but interviewing

0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:33.879
<v Speaker 1>the people, how and why and when?

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Sampang Absolutely, there was heaps of them. Ross from three

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:40.880
<v Speaker 2>a W was Triple R.

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:43.280
<v Speaker 1>It was Ross Campbell and wasn't.

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:45.839
<v Speaker 2>Ross Campbell's Ross Campbell that was the show was great

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 2>guns and Kate Lainbrook. Of course the heaps of us

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:52.160
<v Speaker 2>that came through Triple R. Because there was no internet too,

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 2>so you couldn't just get on and make your own things.

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:56.960
<v Speaker 2>You had to get on somewhere, you know what I mean.

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Tim Smith was Triple heaps of Triple AR people.

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Tony Well, so then you didn't you get a call

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:02.640
<v Speaker 1>from the ABC?

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, so what happened. I went Triple M, then Nova,

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:09.879
<v Speaker 2>and then we're on Nova doing breakfast and I got

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 2>a call. I was in Bernie doing a gig for

0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:15.279
<v Speaker 2>Sailors and this war rang me up. I don't even

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:18.399
<v Speaker 2>know who it was. And we've been talking about you.

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:21.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what are you? She said that your ears burning?

0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, no, we've been talking about you at the

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 2>A b C.

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, really, I had listened to you on the radio. Yeah.

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:30.200
<v Speaker 2>They wanted me to do ABC AM Radio but I

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.120
<v Speaker 2>and she said, when you just signed to Nova And

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I said, last weeks went oh oh wow, we'll just anyway,

0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 2>We'll be in touched. Never heard from them again. So

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.480
<v Speaker 2>and then I just started well after NOV, I started

0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:44.799
<v Speaker 2>doing ABC Radio absolutely.

0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 1>And why and you're one person that could be on ABC?

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 1>And I reckon, well, you're doing breakfast regularly. Why have

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:54.200
<v Speaker 1>they never? Why have you never taken up a regular spot?

0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Would you take up? Why?

0:35:56.760 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 3>I just.

0:35:59.080 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Too exhausting?

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:00.360
<v Speaker 3>Is this?

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Would you do it?

0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 2>No, they don't like me at the ABC. But if

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 2>say another statement, everybody the ABC, they do like you.

0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:13.439
<v Speaker 2>At the ABC. You were part of one of their

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:14.880
<v Speaker 2>premier shows. Kathin King.

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.240
<v Speaker 1>But that's televisions, not radio.

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 2>It's a bit sad bron But yeah, you don't know.

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I do think I did. Yeah, I've heard them

0:36:22.120 --> 0:36:24.399
<v Speaker 1>say things about me anyway. But you know, but so

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:27.279
<v Speaker 1>you if what if I offered you to do the

0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Dave o' neil Sunday? I would love to lie in

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:31.120
<v Speaker 1>bed and listen to day o neil on a Sunday

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:32.560
<v Speaker 1>night people popping in.

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I can replace Mecca, you know Macca Sunday mornings. He's

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 2>still on Hockon he was on when I was at Union.

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:41.440
<v Speaker 1>How's ABC doing? By the way, Well, I don't know

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.719
<v Speaker 1>that's ABC Radio because I read something the other day

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:46.719
<v Speaker 1>that it's not rating it as well as it used to.

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:49.719
<v Speaker 2>No, no, but maybe I don't know. They go up

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:50.720
<v Speaker 2>and down, don't they.

0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean the authentic to their to their what

0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.400
<v Speaker 1>do you call it, their their agenda, you know what

0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean? Doing good things, keep developing.

0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:00.439
<v Speaker 2>Radio all the time.

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 1>You're see guy, that was that your go to on

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:06.160
<v Speaker 1>your knob? I'm much on you, funny, you know.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I listened to Triple M, ABC, Triple R, and a

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 2>bit of Gold. They're my four ones. But yeah, I

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:12.400
<v Speaker 2>do listen to a bit of ABC, right, because I

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 2>quite like talk raad As I got older. When that

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 2>woman rang me from the ABC, I never even listened

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:17.720
<v Speaker 2>to ABC.

0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:23.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't didn't know what was Yeah, Radio National?

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you that means you're really old?

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't Yeah? Isn't it? Well? Braddy National is pretty give

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 1>you good?

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:33.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't mind him because it's a it's magazine. You

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.520
<v Speaker 1>can get different shows that do something for half an

0:37:36.520 --> 0:37:38.840
<v Speaker 1>hour and then there's another one coming around. It's not

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 1>shifts that people go, you know, here we are, Here's

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.680
<v Speaker 1>twenty point six and a little bit of music. In

0:37:44.719 --> 0:37:46.760
<v Speaker 1>the next up, I'll be talking to a man who

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:52.680
<v Speaker 1>grows potatoes in his backyard. And then do you like that? No?

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 2>Now, all the one that give us a call? When

0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:56.240
<v Speaker 2>was the time you went to the show?

0:37:56.640 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I'm saying.

0:37:58.000 --> 0:37:59.359
<v Speaker 2>A lot of that, Yeah, a lot of that.

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.320
<v Speaker 1>But I am a standard but a certain level of comfort,

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I suppose, And and you know, we talk about the

0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:06.320
<v Speaker 1>same sort of thing on this podcast.

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:09.279
<v Speaker 2>I like all sorts of radio, and when I do,

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 2>when I think back when I was a kid, I

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:13.319
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be on the radio. That's one thing I

0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:17.760
<v Speaker 2>did want to do.

0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Then and went on. Then there was fixed specs, and

0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>there was movies, and there was so forth. Is there

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>something that is there something that you haven't done that

0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>you like? I feel like podcast, not sexually. Okay, you're

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:30.439
<v Speaker 1>on Will Anderson's.

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:31.320
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm on it again.

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:33.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, it was very good if you had got to.

0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 2>As my wife said, well you're going to go talk

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:37.359
<v Speaker 2>about yourself for an hour and a half. Oh, you'd

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:41.399
<v Speaker 2>hate that because I started talking about myself at home

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 2>and she just goes, we've heard this, We've heard that story.

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Stop writing, we've heard that.

0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter if kids don't want to hear it.

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear it.

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think if you're on topic, we've heard it.

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I think there's nothing better than sitting down to the table.

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 1>If I don't like it, when the conversation is a

0:38:56.640 --> 0:39:00.239
<v Speaker 1>bit boring, who has got the story? Yeah, I think

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 1>someone's got a story. A story is always good.

0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:04.919
<v Speaker 2>I don't mind. I love a story because I don't

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:06.440
<v Speaker 2>really like talking about myself that much.

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 1>But then against the topic comes up, I see it

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 1>in relation to what I have done in relation to that,

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:15.719
<v Speaker 1>So I can bring a story to the table. Like

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 1>someone says, you know, I went on a hot air balloon.

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>I will go all my hotday balloon stories will come up.

0:39:22.600 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, for sure. Have you been the hot air balloon?

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:29.080
<v Speaker 1>No? No, yes I have, I have. I've been. How

0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>many times I've been in a hot air balloon? Once?

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I think I went one. So scary, scared of what.

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:37.359
<v Speaker 2>The guy hit the trees for a joke.

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we went past the trees. You could grab, grab

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 1>a hold of the tree.

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:42.000
<v Speaker 2>He was trying to impress the girls on the in

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 2>the oh was he yeah, in the.

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Basket, just doing the that's just impression. Hang on, what

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:50.800
<v Speaker 1>sort of trip was that you and some girls? It

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 1>was a breakfast promotional.

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 2>No, no, it was the eighties and I gave it

0:39:54.880 --> 0:39:56.120
<v Speaker 2>to a girl I was going out with as a

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 2>present and it was just.

0:39:57.239 --> 0:40:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Me her, romanic romantic guy, me Her and.

0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 2>Maybe eight others And well we went away for a

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 2>weekend up near Wangarana and stayed in accommodation and hung

0:40:05.360 --> 0:40:06.520
<v Speaker 2>out and went to the pub and stuff.

0:40:06.560 --> 0:40:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I did it in the wine something.

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.399
<v Speaker 2>It's amazing, but it is I find a bit scary.

0:40:11.920 --> 0:40:14.600
<v Speaker 1>And it's boring after one and the landing is like

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 1>It could be lucky with the landing, can be unlucky

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 1>with the landing where you get dragged a long and

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:19.560
<v Speaker 1>everyone falls out of the basket.

0:40:22.120 --> 0:40:23.879
<v Speaker 2>It was quite early in the morning. I remember that much.

0:40:23.920 --> 0:40:25.399
<v Speaker 1>Is there something you'd like to do that you haven't

0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 1>done with your life? No?

0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh, you know what I did say. No, I

0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't say that. I said a sitcom. Be good to

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>do a sitcom.

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I'd like to do a sitcom. Would you start

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:41.120
<v Speaker 1>in it? Would you be? Yeah? Would you like to

0:40:41.160 --> 0:40:44.680
<v Speaker 1>be You've gotten every madness about your Yeah, do a sitcom?

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Very well? Maybe you organize it.

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 2>You organize it. Yeah.

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:49.359
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing.

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:51.799
<v Speaker 2>As I always say, when people approach me about being

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 2>in films, and you get a lot of people asking

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:55.840
<v Speaker 2>you to do you get more than me. But I

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:57.520
<v Speaker 2>get a lot of young comics. Can I write? I

0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 2>went yeah, and I said, listen, don't see me the script,

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:03.160
<v Speaker 2>don't see me the contract. When the limo turns up

0:41:03.160 --> 0:41:04.920
<v Speaker 2>at the front of my house, I know it's.

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Don't get on board. It's a long, hard road.

0:41:07.880 --> 0:41:09.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a long and whining roll.

0:41:09.840 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Look if the sitcoms coming on, I'm tuning in, tune in, keep.

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Watching watch this space space?

0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:16.960
<v Speaker 1>So what are we doing now?

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 2>It's a three way thinking music. Let's have some thinking music.

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:22.879
<v Speaker 2>What thinking music call? We have a bit of Jack

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Black on his sex on my phone.

0:41:25.360 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 1>We could have a bit a pol We've got three performers.

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>We've gotta have Dave Neil, all right, can you pick it?

0:41:31.680 --> 0:41:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Can you pick one that? Would you know?

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Some stand up commed Neil. I'll just do it now.

0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:37.759
<v Speaker 2>I'll just do it now.

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 1>I'll just put through. There was one. What was it

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:45.080
<v Speaker 1>that I really liked that I heard? Because I'll follow

0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 1>you on Instagram? What was it?

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:51.320
<v Speaker 2>I do? One about my opening gag in the last

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>show I've been doing is about in the shower.

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>The one with it was about I did it here

0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:00.360
<v Speaker 1>for you?

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did you first time. I turned into a

0:42:02.480 --> 0:42:03.600
<v Speaker 2>bit of stellar stand up.

0:42:03.840 --> 0:42:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I won't say what happens, but you do something pretty.

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 1>I won't let the reveal happen.

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Actually, it's it's one of my better bits for sure.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Open up one of those little round soaps you get

0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:15.719
<v Speaker 2>at motels. I thought I'm not going to use another

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:18.160
<v Speaker 2>one because I'm into the environment. I mean to save

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:20.520
<v Speaker 2>the environment for the children. Yeah, so I mean I'm

0:42:20.520 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 2>in the shower pictured if you will, ladies, yeah, Jacob,

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:26.959
<v Speaker 2>whoo whoo. Anyway, I need some soaps. So I reached

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 2>over the base and I grabbed the soap. I'm rubbing

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 2>up and down and I'm thinking this soap is a

0:42:34.120 --> 0:42:36.720
<v Speaker 2>bit shit and I look down it's a plug.

0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 1>That's funny, And is that a true story?

0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:48.440
<v Speaker 2>I was stuck up your bomb and it is a

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:49.040
<v Speaker 2>true story.

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, picture, Yeah, it's funny when your cases up doing

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:54.080
<v Speaker 1>weird like that. But you would surely you would have

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:56.280
<v Speaker 1>picked that up pretty early when it wasn't coming off properly.

0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:58.319
<v Speaker 2>You know. I start to believe some of this stuff

0:42:58.360 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>happened to me.

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Would be very easy mistake to make if you do it.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 2>In standard for like a hundred times, you start to think, yeah,

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 2>that was actually a real event. And then when my

0:43:07.600 --> 0:43:09.880
<v Speaker 2>brother reminded me that actually happened to me and I

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:11.839
<v Speaker 2>told you about it, I'm like, oh, not that bit

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 2>another bit I was doing, like, oh I did it.

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was me.

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't mean it's not a good story, and do

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 1>not mean there's not a semblance of truth.

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:20.319
<v Speaker 2>What happened was I had opened up the soap and

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I grabbed a plug. I can't remember real I actually

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 2>in the shower or not, but I actually grabbed the

0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:27.280
<v Speaker 2>plug thinking it was soap.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely, and started rubbing yourself.

0:43:29.560 --> 0:43:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:31.920
<v Speaker 2>And I went and I looked down. I went, that's

0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>a plug.

0:43:32.560 --> 0:43:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then how long?

0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:35.919
<v Speaker 2>Didn't really put up my balm?

0:43:36.239 --> 0:43:37.840
<v Speaker 1>That did not happen. But you got to have some

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 1>sort of well you thought about it, and then when

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:43.240
<v Speaker 1>those things happen, you go.

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Like, I almost didn't even do it on stage. It

0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:49.040
<v Speaker 2>was actually I was actually staying in a motel on

0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:51.319
<v Speaker 2>tour somewhere and it happened, and I thought about it,

0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:53.280
<v Speaker 2>and I just wrote it down and I almost didn't

0:43:53.320 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 2>do it.

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:54.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what you do, comedian.

0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:55.400
<v Speaker 2>You write it down.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Just write it down, and don't even try to write

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:58.720
<v Speaker 1>the joke at that point. Just put it in the

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:00.640
<v Speaker 1>in the in the smarter party, which is the back

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:02.760
<v Speaker 1>of your head, and it comes up with the routine

0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:03.600
<v Speaker 1>for you A bit later on.

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:05.680
<v Speaker 2>I think of jokes. I'm lying in bend and I

0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 2>fall asleep, Like I was thinking about the Collingwood Football

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>club how they've all got tattoos, and I thought, did

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 2>they get a grip discount or what happened then? Like, well,

0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 2>there are so many tattooed players in that club Geelong.

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of blondhair guys with headbands. I'm like,

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:24.239
<v Speaker 2>did they get a discount, you know, like on the headbands.

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 2>But that's not as funny as see.

0:44:25.640 --> 0:44:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I had a thing where I wanted to for the

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 1>front bar. I wanted to go a segment called tips

0:44:31.200 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 1>from Tips, because a lot of tips in with remember

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:37.760
<v Speaker 1>these football players tips. Yeah, so you get a football

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 1>player with tips in his hair doing something really stupid

0:44:39.880 --> 0:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>on or something really good on a football field, and

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:46.120
<v Speaker 1>so he tells you how to take a mark and

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:47.880
<v Speaker 1>he's got tips in his head. Okay, they did might

0:44:47.920 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>be idea with that, but tips from Tips I thought

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:50.880
<v Speaker 1>was pretty funny.

0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 2>That not you know what, the name's funny and.

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Then it's not funny out Yeah, wow, it's a quick thing. Yeah,

0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:57.960
<v Speaker 1>but they didn't go for it. Don't come up with

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>some great segments for those. By the way, we're getting

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:05.439
<v Speaker 1>complaints about noisy noisy what microphone? No, we're not, no,

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I found it. It's this that's your tooth,

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 1>that's me clicking, you know, when you do little things

0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:15.839
<v Speaker 1>out of habit. I watched myself on Sampagne other night.

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>I was wringing my hands.

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I didn't notice that.

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I only noticed it because I just noticed.

0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 2>You weren't funny. Now you a funny. Come on. It

0:45:24.800 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 2>was a good segment. I just got to see you.

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:27.720
<v Speaker 2>Nuwe to get on TV.

0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, I didn't pick that. But I didn't pick that.

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:34.040
<v Speaker 1>We swapped phones.

0:45:33.719 --> 0:45:36.959
<v Speaker 2>For funny and you can still watch it on ten

0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 2>catch up.

0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what are we up to.

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.600
<v Speaker 2>We're going to give a guess. What is the connection

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.480
<v Speaker 2>between me, Jack Black and Amy.

0:45:44.840 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:50.520
<v Speaker 2>We both played saxomophones. No, this is oh, you know what.

0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 2>We're both voice artists. He's he's Cunkly Pana. She's in

0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 2>a cartoon, and I was the voice of a trampoline.

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:59.040
<v Speaker 1>That's my She he was a senior scout. I bet

0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 1>you she was a girl scout and you were a

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.960
<v Speaker 1>senior scout scout as well, and that would be it.

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:08.239
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm saying we've all been in cartoons. Well, I

0:46:08.280 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 2>was in an ad, not a cartoon.

0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:12.800
<v Speaker 1>So what's your answer? You're in cartoons? What was her cartoon?

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:16.280
<v Speaker 1>She's been in the cartoon. She's in cartoons like a

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:17.000
<v Speaker 1>full length one.

0:46:17.160 --> 0:46:21.600
<v Speaker 2>She was, he was in he was, She's inside. I

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:22.560
<v Speaker 2>can't remember what she's in?

0:46:22.760 --> 0:46:23.960
<v Speaker 1>And what are you in? What cartoon?

0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:24.080
<v Speaker 3>You?

0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I mean Insurance out? I play a trampoline with your

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:28.760
<v Speaker 2>friend Ryan Shelton.

0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Right, I lunch with dinner with Ryan Sheldon two nights ago.

0:46:32.040 --> 0:46:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's Me and him were in an air together and.

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:37.520
<v Speaker 1>He's from the very successful Imperfect. Listened to it?

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you hear me talk about your feelings?

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Boo hoo, I'm clicking more things clicking. I'm getting there.

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:47.000
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a good podcast.

0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 1>That's your answer.

0:46:47.960 --> 0:46:48.600
<v Speaker 2>That's my answer.

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 1>But that's not an answer.

0:46:50.520 --> 0:46:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I know it's a answer.

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:55.799
<v Speaker 1>But what what is you should know? Anyway? What is

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:56.240
<v Speaker 1>the answer?

0:46:56.280 --> 0:47:00.640
<v Speaker 3>What they're all used? C pap machines Day Amy and

0:47:00.760 --> 0:47:04.919
<v Speaker 3>Jack sleep with one every night? Is Amy and Jack

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:07.919
<v Speaker 3>talking about it on Amy's podcast Good Hang.

0:47:08.520 --> 0:47:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you know it? I do have a seatpap machine?

0:47:11.480 --> 0:47:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Do I come on.

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:19.560
<v Speaker 2>Team your name? I love it. Let's talk about my

0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 2>seat pep machine was a game changer, change my life

0:47:23.800 --> 0:47:26.359
<v Speaker 2>and now I can't sleep without.

0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:28.359
<v Speaker 1>It, never want to. Did you know that? No?

0:47:28.440 --> 0:47:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:39.800
<v Speaker 3>You have been listening to somehow related with Glenn Robbins

0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:40.840
<v Speaker 3>and Dave O'Neill.

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:50.520
<v Speaker 2>You know what he looks like? A seapep user?

0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she does not, she doesn't. What would you say

0:47:54.200 --> 0:47:55.560
<v Speaker 1>your seapep user looks.

0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Like fat in my word? Because you know when I

0:47:59.520 --> 0:48:01.600
<v Speaker 2>go to the air and you carry your seapap. But

0:48:01.680 --> 0:48:03.239
<v Speaker 2>Pilla don't know what a seapap is. It's a it's

0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:05.600
<v Speaker 2>a machine for snoring and sleep ap near. It's an

0:48:05.600 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 2>oxygen march with the hose.

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 1>Attack and it forces oxygen into your and you makes

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:12.839
<v Speaker 1>a noise. You use it three hundred sixty four days.

0:48:13.120 --> 0:48:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's awful for your partner. But you do join

0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:17.959
<v Speaker 2>a secret society. When you carried around your.

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Little case, didn't you have something at the airport? Yeah?

0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:23.360
<v Speaker 2>The airport, Yeah, the airport. All the big Kiwi security

0:48:23.360 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 2>go goes, got your sleep bro front of the que

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.600
<v Speaker 2>for you brother from the queue. They see you skip

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:31.479
<v Speaker 2>back in the cue, skinny pucker. And an old lady

0:48:31.480 --> 0:48:33.239
<v Speaker 2>said to me at the newsages of the airport, Oh,

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:35.680
<v Speaker 2>you've got your mister Blowy with you. I'm like, what,

0:48:36.560 --> 0:48:37.240
<v Speaker 2>mister Blowey?

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:38.720
<v Speaker 1>You quite like that. There's a brotherhood.

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:40.800
<v Speaker 2>It makes it there is a brotherhood. There's a brotherhood

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:42.319
<v Speaker 2>and a sisterhood too, a bit of a sister.

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Have you met any many women that have got a

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 1>seatpap a cube?

0:48:46.640 --> 0:48:50.439
<v Speaker 2>Not many. You occasionally meet a seapap couple. I said

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:53.840
<v Speaker 2>to a woman. The guy goes, I've got a seapap

0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 2>and I go to the wife. Does that annoy you?

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:57.560
<v Speaker 2>She goes, no, I've got one too, So they are

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.959
<v Speaker 2>a seapap couple. Well, bit kinky.

0:49:00.880 --> 0:49:02.480
<v Speaker 1>So you're saying that you don't have to be a fatty.

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:05.959
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say it disparaging like that that skinny people

0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:06.359
<v Speaker 1>can be.

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:08.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, skinny people. Well, I haven't met a few

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:10.920
<v Speaker 2>skinny people that have a sea pap. But it's unusual.

0:49:10.920 --> 0:49:12.760
<v Speaker 2>It's more because it's to do with the weight around

0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 2>your throat and stuff, you know, like this, I'm hitting

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:18.960
<v Speaker 2>my jowls. Hear that you probably can't hit that the gowls.

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:21.239
<v Speaker 2>You know, my twin brother doesn't have one yet, my

0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:22.239
<v Speaker 2>older brother has one.

0:49:22.640 --> 0:49:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Right, So you and have you got the rolls royce?

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Have you got the middle of the road? Have you

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 1>got the cheaper one from Aldi?

0:49:29.719 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, I got the one there the reason?

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Or is there only one you can get. No.

0:49:33.400 --> 0:49:35.840
<v Speaker 2>No, there's a few that's a brand thing. There's Resimed,

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>there's Fisher Pikele, and there's Phillips. I think so I'm

0:49:38.120 --> 0:49:39.040
<v Speaker 2>a Resimed guy.

0:49:39.200 --> 0:49:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's the big question. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:45.279
<v Speaker 1>because I haven't seen you for a while. Do you

0:49:45.320 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 1>have a stand up routine about it?

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:46.879
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:49:48.400 --> 0:49:49.719
<v Speaker 1>Ken, have you recorded it?

0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:52.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's on I did on the gala actually one year,

0:49:52.360 --> 0:49:54.640
<v Speaker 2>So you can have a could we go out? Yes,

0:49:54.719 --> 0:49:58.160
<v Speaker 2>let's go out with some seapap material. I've got about

0:49:58.280 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 2>ten minutes on sea paps.

0:49:59.840 --> 0:50:00.120
<v Speaker 1>You.

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's constantly evolving.

0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:02.359
<v Speaker 1>You don't know whether we want to hear?

0:50:03.840 --> 0:50:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Take it away me.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to wear a sea pap when I sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an oches and mask with a hose attached to machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello ladies. Yeah, as I said to my wife, how

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<v Speaker 2>the night, it's time to make love, to snuffle up

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<v Speaker 2>with us? Here we go, and it makes noise. It

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<v Speaker 2>makes noise like this. It's like sleeping next to Darth Vader. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm all like a fighter part. You're sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>next to top gun. Yeah, she goes, Yeah, you're the goose,

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<v Speaker 2>that's for sure. Anyway, I couldn't get used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I rang up the doctor said, I can't get used

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<v Speaker 2>to it? Yeah, all right, what you got to do?

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta wear it around the house. Yeah, put it

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<v Speaker 2>on when you're watching TV, just bang it on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>take the work. Put it next to your debt. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of signs the lands at lunchtime, freaking people out.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I don't really work in a normal job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a comedian. He had, all right, where when you

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<v Speaker 2>drive it to your gigs, now put in your card?

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<v Speaker 1>Will work? Get used to it?

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<v Speaker 2>So I all right, so I'm driving a line. I

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<v Speaker 2>fell asleep and crashed my fucking cart. At least when

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<v Speaker 2>the ambos turned and said, don't worry, guys, I've got oxygen.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably had a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of an inside in my future that I was

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<v Speaker 2>wearing my mask having a nap. You gotta wearing your

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<v Speaker 2>napping guys, lying in bed having a nap like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the three kids gather at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the bed. I heard one of them say, I think

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<v Speaker 2>we should turn the machine off.