Speaker 1: Nine podcasts.
Speaker 2: Try Try try.
Speaker 3: Hello out there to our first time listeners. Hello, and
Speaker 3: welcome back to our long time listeners, lib. We have
Speaker 3: some really fun first date stories to share today.
Speaker 1: Well funds the wrong word triggering.
Speaker 3: It's fun to look back on and talk about now,
Speaker 3: but at the time.
Speaker 1: Truly very very not fun, very not fun.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I am scarred from it, Like I
Speaker 3: actually can't reflect that positively on it.
Speaker 1: Some to do with you me and am I telling
Speaker 1: some stories? I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: I just mean, like, the dating stories, are they all
Speaker 3: bad because of the other person or because of yourself?
Speaker 1: I'll put my hand up.
Speaker 3: It's fifty to fifty me and them, mine, all them them, right, Okay, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes when you're having these experiences, you think, oh,
Speaker 3: wonder I can turn with grand kids lol, But I
Speaker 3: don't really. I mean, we'll tell them here today and
Speaker 3: we'll probably have a giggle, But deep down in my core,
Speaker 3: I still feel quite impacted by those battle.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have one story to tell my grandchildren. What
Speaker 1: that you're proud of them? That will make you laugh?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: No, okay, have a successful date or anything. God, that's
Speaker 1: so sad and also at this rate, we're not even
Speaker 1: going to have grandchildren.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so you don't actually have to worry about
Speaker 3: that now, Team off the top, we want to get
Speaker 3: on the same page as y'all about the podcast. This podcast,
Speaker 3: our podcast Try Before you Die, that's what it's called.
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Speaker 3: We want to put any queries you guys may have
Speaker 3: to bed because occasionally we get a DM asking us
Speaker 3: about the format or what's going on or as you
Speaker 3: all know, this podcast means the absolute world to us.
Speaker 3: We've been doing it for quite a while now, if
Speaker 3: you think about it, no, we have, and it is
Speaker 3: truly our baby. We put so much time and effort
Speaker 3: and care into it because we love it. As times change,
Speaker 3: as environments change, as people change, situations change. So as
Speaker 3: you may have picked up, we're now doing two episodes
Speaker 3: a week, one on a Monday, and that's a bit
Speaker 3: of a loosey, goosey riff raff tying up loose ends episode.
Speaker 3: We're a bit more crass and unapologetically ourselves.
Speaker 1: I'd say so sorry, but not sorry. I'm not sorry.
Speaker 3: Don't listen on a Monday if you want clean, good
Speaker 3: girl gears? Is there really what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 3: And then one ep on Thursday, the tries they're more constructed, structured,
Speaker 3: like Monday's more of event for us well, and it's
Speaker 3: more so things that pop up during the week that
Speaker 3: we're like, oh, let's chat about that. That's what a
Speaker 3: Monday is like, and just having fun and being yet
Speaker 3: row Yeah, so just be aware of that.
Speaker 1: But then Thursday is what you've grown to know and loves.
Speaker 3: So some of you may have noticed that our Thursday
Speaker 3: episodes have zigzagged about a little bit. They're always about
Speaker 3: us trying something, and they'll continue with us trying things,
Speaker 3: but they're sometimes.
Speaker 1: Going to be slightly tweaked.
Speaker 3: We're choosing to incorporate more day to day tries as
Speaker 3: well for two reasons. One, we're finding tries we're really
Speaker 3: passionate about in everyday life, so something will happen and
Speaker 3: what we'll think, Oh, that was an interesting thing that
Speaker 3: we hadn't tried before, and we really want to talk
Speaker 3: about it because it taught us something. They may not
Speaker 3: be as grandiose as what you're used to, but we
Speaker 3: think they're just as meaningful, so just.
Speaker 1: Be aware of that.
Speaker 3: But also, what you guys may not know is that
Speaker 3: Live and I are actually both back working full time now,
Speaker 3: so we're not actually taking a wage from the podcast
Speaker 3: at the moment, so we're needing to earn a wage elsewhere.
Speaker 3: So in summary, we're trying to deliver you two episodes
Speaker 3: per week now, but also we're trying to work full
Speaker 3: time jobs, so when we do the episodes, it's out
Speaker 3: of ours and it's off our own bats because we
Speaker 3: want to bring this content to you. At one point,
Speaker 3: we had to make the decision do we finish up
Speaker 3: the podcast and just focus on our full time jobs
Speaker 3: because it is a lot, but we decided to try
Speaker 3: and fit it all in because we love you guys
Speaker 3: and we absolutely want to keep this going.
Speaker 1: We kind of just.
Speaker 3: Want a bit of understanding when you're listening that we're
Speaker 3: just doing our best and we're trying to do it
Speaker 3: all and we love doing it and so that's why, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're trying to make it work. And to be fair,
Speaker 3: we haven't really provided everyone with an explanation up until now,
Speaker 3: so it's understandable why you guys are questioning why the
Speaker 3: format has changed slightly, So we just wanted to give
Speaker 3: that to you now so hopefully you can have a
Speaker 3: bit of an understanding as to why it has, you know,
Speaker 3: shifted a little bit. But we will keep, yeah, doing
Speaker 3: big challenges if they arise and if we have the
Speaker 3: time to do it, But otherwise we'll be doing stuff
Speaker 3: we still find equally as interesting, if not more so,
Speaker 3: because they are a genuine part of our lives.
Speaker 1: Hopefully is relatable to a lot of people.
Speaker 3: And you know, if you like what you're hearing, we'd
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Speaker 3: but as always, please send us your try recommendations, big
Speaker 3: or small things you'd like to see us have a
Speaker 3: crack at. You never know if we can sort of
Speaker 3: fit it in here and there, even just like TV
Speaker 3: shows or books or I don't know, food we do
Speaker 3: our Friday Fridays or you know, a restaurant or a
Speaker 3: fad or a you know, like the la Boo boo trend.
Speaker 1: That was a fun one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, little bits and pieces that, yeah, are still really
Speaker 3: fun and sort of trending at the moment.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we can.
Speaker 3: Talk about in our heads and we're out and about
Speaker 3: somewhere like, oh, that's what someone suggested, we try it
Speaker 3: or you know whatever. So if we're going to a
Speaker 3: certain country, we can you know, incorporate it. But bless
Speaker 3: the lady. She DMed us the other day saying, hey,
Speaker 3: girl's a huge fan of the podcast, dying for you
Speaker 3: to try such and such, and she she suggested something,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, yes, we've actually tried that. That's
Speaker 3: called this episode. And then she goes, oh, sorry, and
Speaker 3: what about this? I'd love to see this. We've done
Speaker 3: that as well. She must be a huge fan. She's
Speaker 3: jumped on the try before you Die wagon a little
Speaker 3: bit too late. But also go back and listen to
Speaker 3: our old episodes because there's some fun, good gear in
Speaker 3: there too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we love your suggestions.
Speaker 3: Nonetheless, let's let's us get back to hitting our straps
Speaker 3: now live, because you don't need any more serious gear
Speaker 3: from us. We spotted something very strange O McGain Joe
Speaker 3: on the weekend, didn't Oh my goodness. So I want
Speaker 3: to give a bit of context to this first, because
Speaker 3: you need the kind of situational experience. So Eliza and
Speaker 3: I were at a shopping center, and there's a wall
Speaker 3: worse in that shopping center. I had done my shop
Speaker 3: and Eliza was sitting out at some tables and chairs.
Speaker 1: Now to put it into context, this has.
Speaker 3: A bakery and news agency, a sandwich shop, a coffee shop,
Speaker 3: and there was some sort of tables and chairs sitting
Speaker 3: outside that we didn't really know if they were with
Speaker 3: a restaurant or not. So you just kind of sat
Speaker 3: down because it was sort of a food court sort of,
Speaker 3: but I don't know. They was sort of outside of
Speaker 3: this wall. But anyway, you need that context for what
Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you. So I collect Eliza from
Speaker 3: the table after I've done my shop, and we proceed
Speaker 3: to exit the shopping center, when out of the corner
Speaker 3: of my eye at one of these tables was a
Speaker 3: middle aged gentleman sitting there making himself a rap, like
Speaker 3: a bread rap.
Speaker 1: And what a wonderful idea.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was a weekend, so you can probably
Speaker 3: be at home doing that as well as his lunch
Speaker 3: break on it. This is the thing, but also it
Speaker 3: was this isn't nine thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Just to put into context, it gets even more A
Speaker 1: bacon and egg wrap.
Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you what was in the rap,
Speaker 3: which will I actually see this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, this is seriously bizarre.
Speaker 3: So the man opens a packet of sakar tar rice
Speaker 3: crackers and starts putting them in his rap. So you've
Speaker 3: got a bread wrap and then he's got crunchy sarkatars,
Speaker 3: sarkatars or skatars whatever. Then with the contents of a
Speaker 3: can of four bean mix. He opens a can of
Speaker 3: four bean mix, pops it in, and then puts some
Speaker 3: chili powder on top. I literally could not tide my
Speaker 3: confusion my face just like and I think we stopped
Speaker 3: in our tracks. I think I stopped, just passed himself,
Speaker 3: wasn't super obvious and was just staring at this guy.
Speaker 1: Being like, what in God's name are you doing?
Speaker 3: You said, oh my god, you won't believe what I
Speaker 3: just saw, and I said, don't tell me, save it
Speaker 3: for the podcast.
Speaker 1: But but I feel like, did you say he put
Speaker 1: blueberries in it? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I just said, oh, man put blueberries in his wrap,
Speaker 3: and I said save it, okay, No blue bees?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: So it was beans, chili powder, crushed sakha tars in
Speaker 3: a rap in a bread. No, not that I saw
Speaker 3: maybe he got something out of his bag of tricks,
Speaker 3: you know, like his Mary Poppins's.
Speaker 1: Bag of tricks.
Speaker 3: After but I then felt so awkward because I was
Speaker 3: just like I literally could not stop looking at this guy.
Speaker 3: And I was like, surely you can like go home
Speaker 3: and make you rap, or like go.
Speaker 1: To the car.
Speaker 3: I don't think we should rap shame him. It's okay,
Speaker 3: he just wanted to rap.
Speaker 1: But or like a park or like what you think
Speaker 1: he should have done in his car parked and done it.
Speaker 3: You might not have had such an absurd combination of
Speaker 3: foods to put in a rap.
Speaker 1: It is, but do you know some people just don't care.
Speaker 1: I think about it.
Speaker 3: You know, when you're in a workplace and someone wheps
Speaker 3: out the stinkiest food and they're constantly using the microphone
Speaker 3: for their microphone microw for their stinkiest food, and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just people who eat weird things. But I don't
Speaker 1: look at them and judge them. I think good on you.
Speaker 3: Because I always hear about kids telling stories about how
Speaker 3: at school they felt shamed. It's certain like lunch box shame,
Speaker 3: like lunchblox shames, but it's often families that, like you know,
Speaker 3: are from a certain ethnicity and they felt shamed at school,
Speaker 3: and I hate that, So I think everyone should be
Speaker 3: able to eat what they want. But having said that,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't bring a really stinky meal into a workplace.
Speaker 3: And I don't know that i'd be sitting in a
Speaker 3: public food court making a really weird rap because I
Speaker 3: think people would be judging me, But I appreciate people
Speaker 3: who don't care to be.
Speaker 1: Honestood on him.
Speaker 3: I just was so gobsmack because I've never seen anything
Speaker 3: like it in my life, and I think for me,
Speaker 3: it's not the making of the wrap, it's just the
Speaker 3: ingredients that went into I've just never ever seen anything
Speaker 3: like Suckatar's in a wrap.
Speaker 1: Like, don't you usually use sukatar.
Speaker 3: As the vehicle for the deeple or whatever and then
Speaker 3: the wrap as the vehicle.
Speaker 1: You don't usually put a vehicle in a vehicle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you never see multi vehicle no lunches. And also I
Speaker 1: am a stinky lunch bringer.
Speaker 3: Wait, actually, multi vehicle lunches are a thing like some
Speaker 3: people put hot chips, which are a vehicle for source,
Speaker 3: etcetera in burgers and stuff. Yeah, but that vehicle on
Speaker 3: vehicle that's more common though it is more common. I'm
Speaker 3: a stinky I'm a stinky lunch bringer. I do tunn
Speaker 3: I do boiled eggs. I do all have no shame.
Speaker 3: You're like, this is what I want, this is part
Speaker 3: of my health regime, so suck it up around me people.
Speaker 1: Remember.
Speaker 3: I even went so far as to remember we were
Speaker 3: in Italy and I stole boiled eggs from the buffet
Speaker 3: breakfast at one of our hotels and we were catching
Speaker 3: a train that day.
Speaker 1: I put them in my bag and then we'll.
Speaker 3: See, you can get a train station waiting for the
Speaker 3: next one, and I whit them mountains, start appealing them
Speaker 3: to fying.
Speaker 1: And that was about four hours later as well, mind you,
Speaker 1: and it was hot, like that's horrific, and I was fine,
Speaker 1: you just got to get that protein.
Speaker 3: And you know, but this got me thinking about people
Speaker 3: who make or have weird concoctions or food combinations. Like
Speaker 3: you know, when people go to the movies and they
Speaker 3: bring like their own hot roast chicken into the movies.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that before. I've seen people walking in
Speaker 1: with a bag of hot roast chicken from poles or
Speaker 1: woolies and they will just sit there eating the chicken.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's rules now with movies that you
Speaker 3: can't do that, but I also putting it.
Speaker 1: In your handbag. It's sorry.
Speaker 3: You can't bring out a hot chicken and start beavering
Speaker 3: down on a hot chicken that stinks it and it
Speaker 3: gets everywhere and their hands a it. That's that's too far.
Speaker 3: Bring your own palm, but that's too far. I like
Speaker 3: hot chook, same, but I'm not going to be eating
Speaker 3: mung and down on a hot chook in a movie.
Speaker 3: That's absolutely something I would do. But also remember we
Speaker 3: as kids would have tomato sauce on everything. I used
Speaker 3: to dip cucumber sticks in tomato sauce like you still
Speaker 3: to this day have ebowryething with tomato sauce. I can't
Speaker 3: have any type of egg, like every egg has to
Speaker 3: be with tomato sauce, including keishe, et cetera. I can't
Speaker 3: have a sauceless kiche. But yeah, I'm but I'm condiment
Speaker 3: central Mayo, Aoli, hollandaise, Burnet's dressing.
Speaker 1: Give it to me now.
Speaker 3: But to give this some sort of context of how
Speaker 3: much of a condiment queen you are, she on a
Speaker 3: salad will put so much vinegar on that she gets
Speaker 3: to the bottom of the salad and no word of
Speaker 3: a light. Half of the bowl is filled with vinegar
Speaker 3: and she just drinks.
Speaker 1: Like a soup. I have salad with my dressing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I also like weird combos like peanut, butter and vegamite together.
Speaker 3: But do yourself a favor and try that if you
Speaker 3: haven't already.
Speaker 1: A score, Joe, So I feel like I don't. That's
Speaker 1: not that much weird.
Speaker 3: I mean I put weird things in, like I put
Speaker 3: abo in smoothies or cottage cheese. I make into like
Speaker 3: chocolate mouse to give me. You know, I like high
Speaker 3: protein things I use. I really love the combination of
Speaker 3: sweet and savory together. Remember we used to go to
Speaker 3: Pizza Hut as kids, and we used to have like
Speaker 3: the pizza and stuff first, and then you'd go, I'd
Speaker 3: go have the ice cream, and then I'd get garlic
Speaker 3: bread and like dip the garlic bread in the ice cream.
Speaker 1: Yum. I've never seen you do that. That is heavily dead,
Speaker 1: said Line. Okay, I just why would I make that up?
Speaker 1: What a strange thing to make a great question.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you one last one, and I haven't done this,
Speaker 3: I think since we've been living together, because it was
Speaker 3: more of a hangover situation. So this is when I
Speaker 3: lived with my housemate Claire mostly, So can I just
Speaker 3: guess is it eating? Is it getting macas at night
Speaker 3: and then eating it in the morning cold?
Speaker 1: But I've done that.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just that's just typical, that's not strange.
Speaker 3: So I would this is I'd come home drunk and
Speaker 3: it would be me thinking I'm not gonna get McDonald's
Speaker 3: because I'm going to try and be healthy, and so
Speaker 3: I'd come home and I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: but I've got nothing in the house. So I'd get
Speaker 3: chili tuona account of chili Tuona. Put it in a
Speaker 3: sauce with baked beans and grated cheese, and you stir
Speaker 3: and some chili flakes and you stir it all together,
Speaker 3: and it's like this Fonda.
Speaker 1: That is rank.
Speaker 3: And I tell you why that's so rank, because you're
Speaker 3: probably gonna throw it up. And it is a concoll that,
Speaker 3: but it's an easy concoction to if you feel sick
Speaker 3: to It's not like a chunky bready. I'm not going
Speaker 3: there because we said we weren't going to be gross
Speaker 3: this episode. But my housemate would come home after her
Speaker 3: night out and I'd be sitting on the kitchen floor,
Speaker 3: leaning up against the oven, eating this concoction out of
Speaker 3: a giant sauceman, and I'd be looking up at her
Speaker 3: with drug googly glazed possive eyes, and I'd be like,
Speaker 3: do you have a vi.
Speaker 1: Beans? And she'd be like, I'm good with my macas. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you may as well just have got macns, to
Speaker 3: be honest with you, because that's probably the same amount
Speaker 3: of unhealthiness. One weird one that my friend at work does,
Speaker 3: so she has either orange juice with cereal because she
Speaker 3: doesn't like milk all. She'll put milk in the cereal,
Speaker 3: but she eats it with a fork so that she
Speaker 3: doesn't actually really have to taste the milk, and the
Speaker 3: milk's days in the bottle, but she still gets the cereal.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't she do it with water just to moisten
Speaker 1: the cereals? That's just that's just rank.
Speaker 3: Well, she doesn't like milk, I know, But can you
Speaker 3: please dm us your weird concoctions and we'll try them
Speaker 3: or we'll talk about them. Can you also let us
Speaker 3: know if your mother has made you coke chicken. Our
Speaker 3: mom one night when we were both living in Adelaide
Speaker 3: made us coke chicken, which is literally what it sounds like,
Speaker 3: Coca cola in chicken and it goes in the oven.
Speaker 3: I don't know where she got that from, but we've
Speaker 3: never let her live it down.
Speaker 1: I think I like cheese.
Speaker 3: It was like a coddled what's that direct, spider. It
Speaker 3: was like a spider chicken, A chicken spider, a chicken spider.
Speaker 1: Yes, please let me.
Speaker 3: Know any weird combinations of food or even stuff that
Speaker 3: we can try. If you send us through stuff, we'll
Speaker 3: try some of these concoctions.
Speaker 1: We might even do it for ourday.
Speaker 3: Fun.
Speaker 1: That'll be a new little situation.
Speaker 3: Try the line, shall we? Let's try the line? Now,
Speaker 3: we play some audio, a line or a quote.
Speaker 1: I said it right this time.
Speaker 3: I've been saying croute from a reality TV show and
Speaker 3: we have to guess the next line. So we've still
Speaker 3: got no changes in the scores. Eliza to me one,
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I reckon. I'm coming good this week. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I reckon, I am too bullshit. I just know a
Speaker 3: little bit about this situation. That's happening, So I sort
Speaker 3: of bub me it a bit. But our producers have
Speaker 3: given us the heads up, so what this is about?
Speaker 3: So they've picked the audio we're about to hear, which
Speaker 3: is from Farmer Wants a Wife Season fifteen, which is
Speaker 3: on air at the moment.
Speaker 1: So this is Brianna. She was matched with Farmer Jared.
Speaker 3: This is a snippet from their first interaction, which made
Speaker 3: a few headlines in April.
Speaker 1: Let's hear the audio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the page family.
Speaker 3: What does Brianna say next? Okay, I actually saw this scene,
Speaker 3: did you. Yeah, I haven't watched this at all far
Speaker 3: More Once a Wife? Yeah, no, but I just read
Speaker 3: I think I've read about it on Daily Mail or something.
Speaker 3: So you don't know what happens or you do sort
Speaker 3: of no, yeah, I know the kind of story ish
Speaker 3: this is. This is maybe my worst nightmare, this scenario.
Speaker 3: But the good thing with our surname Pashki, Yes, it's
Speaker 3: very unique, it's rare, it's different, and we rarely run
Speaker 3: into someone we know with that surname.
Speaker 1: And we've only got three cousins, so like, mind you,
Speaker 1: they're a different surname.
Speaker 3: And then our mum's maid name is different but that's
Speaker 3: also not that common, so I just don't think there's
Speaker 3: a chance that we're going to run into a relative.
Speaker 1: And also we don't date, so it's fine.
Speaker 3: But we've met maybe one or two people randomly with
Speaker 3: our surname across our entire lives.
Speaker 1: And that was in handoff.
Speaker 3: Was to just the German little village in the Adelaide Hills,
Speaker 3: the German Llage because it's a German name from way
Speaker 3: back when. Apparently, have you been to Germany?
Speaker 1: No? I haven't you to Berlin. And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: I'm not being a smart ass. Their sausage, their sausage,
Speaker 1: what is it? Is it Kransky? Is it?
Speaker 2: They?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Isn't it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: They do a good sausage, Okay, a good Maybe it's
Speaker 3: Bratwest brattwist Oh no, no, anyway, they're yummy, a sausage,
Speaker 3: good sausage.
Speaker 1: So so they are worried that they're related.
Speaker 3: So she'll I'll do my line first. So what does
Speaker 3: Brianna say next? The Page family? Wait, I'm related to
Speaker 3: the Page family. I think it's something along those lines. Yeah,
Speaker 3: mine's sort of similar. I've gone, wait, are we related?
Speaker 3: Because I've also got a lot of family and coughs
Speaker 3: harbor by the name of page is page your surname too? Okay,
Speaker 3: you've overdone it, overkill, but let's see, let's hear exactly
Speaker 3: the line.
Speaker 1: I'm Paige.
Speaker 3: Who's your mom and dad?
Speaker 1: Lisa and Brent, per.
Speaker 3: Na, that's not that's but we were in the book,
Speaker 3: but we weren't on the page. Yeah, I just needed
Speaker 3: to make mine a little bit shorter. But we got
Speaker 3: the crux of it, we got the crucks. We're edging
Speaker 3: further towards the next point. I hate first dates with
Speaker 3: the passion. That is why you'll never see me on
Speaker 3: a dating show. Well, I just hate dates in general.
Speaker 3: So imagine going on a show where that's just all
Speaker 3: you're doing. Date date dating. More than anything, I get
Speaker 3: really nervous me too. I know people who go on
Speaker 3: multiple dates a week because they desperately want to meet someone.
Speaker 1: My nervous system is just not cut out for it.
Speaker 3: But also, don't those people actually enjoy it? Because I
Speaker 3: enjoy nothing about it. People say, oh, but like, what's
Speaker 3: the worst thing that can happen? And you have a
Speaker 3: funny story to tell, or that you make a friend
Speaker 3: or whatever I'm like true, and honestly, I would rather
Speaker 3: spend my time at home watching Netflix than going on
Speaker 3: a day and meeting someone new and potentially making a
Speaker 3: new friend. I've got enough friends. And that's not to
Speaker 3: say I've got heaps and heaps of friends. I'm not
Speaker 3: making myself like your one friend justin I like my
Speaker 3: one friend, I like my sister Lasa and no, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I truly couldn't think of anything worse. I'd rather do
Speaker 3: anything else. But what I want to remind you is
Speaker 3: that you don't want to go out in general, full stop.
Speaker 1: So I think it's just multi layered.
Speaker 3: I like going out to breakfast and to coffee and
Speaker 3: to I just don't like going out out to really
Speaker 3: social not really a people person at this point in life.
Speaker 3: You do sound like a big Grench because I don't
Speaker 3: need to meet new friends. I don't want to meet
Speaker 3: new people.
Speaker 1: For me, it's just.
Speaker 3: This idea of being in a situation where that person
Speaker 3: is there for a romantic purpose, and and it scares
Speaker 3: me so much, the idea of me not being into
Speaker 3: it and then being into.
Speaker 1: It or vice versa.
Speaker 3: And it's also quite scary to think about what they're
Speaker 3: thinking of you, because really it's an interview, Like your
Speaker 3: first date is the first impression. You are just sitting
Speaker 3: there being like do I like this person? Do I
Speaker 3: like what they're about? Do I like what they look like?
Speaker 3: And ooh, imagine like that's what we're thinking about the
Speaker 3: opposite person. Obviously they're thinking that about us too, and
Speaker 3: it's Oh, there's also such a big risk of you
Speaker 3: walk in and you know within one minute that you
Speaker 3: are not interested and you don't even want to be
Speaker 3: their friend, Like it's not even a.
Speaker 1: Pleasant scenery, and you have to sit there.
Speaker 3: I would sit there because I don't want to be rude.
Speaker 3: I give myself a two hour you have to be
Speaker 3: there for two hours. But also, all of these dates
Speaker 3: these days are mostly off apps, right, Yeah, So another
Speaker 3: big fear of mine is that you're meeting someone who's
Speaker 3: off an app and then they say to you you're
Speaker 3: not who you say you are, or you know you lied,
Speaker 3: or you're not what I was expecting. That hasn't happened
Speaker 3: to me, but I mean things have been dead in
Speaker 3: the water after a first date that I've so I
Speaker 3: know then that they just weren't happy with what they
Speaker 3: got kind of thing. I'm trying to think if I've
Speaker 3: ever actually had a second date from an app. No,
Speaker 3: I've never been on a first date from an app.
Speaker 3: Might have all just come about from people recommending or whatever.
Speaker 3: And you've never been on a second date with anyone.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think that you were in a sort
Speaker 3: of weird relationship when you were younger, but that was
Speaker 3: I don't even even though you're not, we don't really counting. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but since then, you guys weren't dating at that age,
Speaker 3: were you. You're not going to dinners and stuff. I
Speaker 3: genuinely cannot even remember. It was more so like going
Speaker 3: over to his house. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: that I've had a second date. God, that says something
Speaker 3: about me, obviously. I really feel even worse.
Speaker 1: But you don't try because they know. But I tried
Speaker 1: when on a date.
Speaker 3: I don't sit there and be likeugh, I tried on
Speaker 3: an actual date, and I'm a nice person, so why
Speaker 3: don't they like me? Can't answer that question. If I
Speaker 3: knew the answer to that, i'd be going on multiple dates.
Speaker 1: When was your last first date? Do you think?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I truly I couldn't tell you pre COVID.
Speaker 3: Mine was a year ago with yeah mine, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I just mounted word a name to live who. This
Speaker 3: guy ended up being an absolute douche lord. But that
Speaker 3: was and that was enough to put me off for life.
Speaker 3: But my bad dates always involved me getting too nervous
Speaker 3: and over drinking. So I had a particularly bad one
Speaker 3: in COVID.
Speaker 1: So in Melbourne, the rules were really strict.
Speaker 3: You had a five kilometer radius that you had to
Speaker 3: stay within. You had curfews, no guests were allowed inside
Speaker 3: your house. Everything was closed restaurants, cafes, et cetera. So
Speaker 3: you'd meet people in the park. You weren't allowed tabooze
Speaker 3: in the park. They made I think all the park's
Speaker 3: dry zones, so you'd smuggle wines in picnic baskets and
Speaker 3: you know, drink bottles and things like that. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: met this guy from an app at a park, and
Speaker 3: this park was within walking distance of my house and
Speaker 3: his house. I thought he'd walked because we had to
Speaker 3: stay within this five kilometer radius.
Speaker 1: So you said, all your dating apps to just five kilometers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we each smuggled some bottles of wine and
Speaker 3: we had a few ribles, some.
Speaker 1: Bottles bottles of wine. Did you anyway.
Speaker 3: We get to the end of the day and he
Speaker 3: asks if I want to lift home, and I said,
Speaker 3: what the hell. We've just down two bottles of wine
Speaker 3: within two hours because you had to be home by
Speaker 3: certain times, so you're doing all these.
Speaker 1: Dates really quickly.
Speaker 3: I was like, you can't drive, and he said no,
Speaker 3: I only had like half a glass over those two hours.
Speaker 3: I drove here, I didn't walk. You drank the two
Speaker 3: bottles of wine. Am I God? I realized I was
Speaker 3: absolutely obliterated, and I was mortified, and I hadn't even noticed.
Speaker 3: I got a message the next day saying, I think
Speaker 3: we're on a different wave.
Speaker 1: Oh kill me. I just get so old.
Speaker 3: I remember this because you came in and spoke to
Speaker 3: me that night, and I remember being like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you are coming home from this date, Like what was
Speaker 3: what sort of state was he in?
Speaker 1: No, he was driving exactly, but that's what I was.
Speaker 3: But I've done non alcoholic first dates to prove to
Speaker 3: myself I can. My last first date a year ago
Speaker 3: was when I was not drinking. But yeah, I'm just
Speaker 3: a nervous wreck and I don't like it. And yes,
Speaker 3: I worked through it with my psychologists everyone.
Speaker 1: But isn't that anxiety?
Speaker 3: What's worse the anxiety of making a fool of yourself
Speaker 3: on the actual date or the anxiety of just pushing
Speaker 3: through not drinking so night. Because to be honest, if
Speaker 3: I went on a first date with someone and they
Speaker 3: got obliterated drunk, I'd be like, it's disgusted, not want
Speaker 3: to see them. You can maybe do that on third
Speaker 3: day onwards. Well, actually that this take me back to
Speaker 3: that date that I had where I got so drunk
Speaker 3: day I vomited at this guy's house and he like
Speaker 3: actually literally pushed me to the curb, physically pushed me
Speaker 3: to the curb. So maybe third dates too soon, but
Speaker 3: you really really need to get.
Speaker 1: Obliterated driver, But if you accidentally.
Speaker 3: Do that, you wait to at least they know you first,
Speaker 3: and I know that it might just be like a
Speaker 3: oh god, my my first date year is just awkward stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I remember going on this date and it was someone.
Speaker 3: All of my awkward dates actually come recommended by this
Speaker 3: lady that I used to work with that was like
Speaker 3: this guy's great, this guy's great, and.
Speaker 1: They were all absolute duds turds. So first one was
Speaker 1: a COVID.
Speaker 3: One two and we met at the Tan the Botanic
Speaker 3: Gardens here in Melbourne and we did a lap and
Speaker 3: it was just so awkward during COVID because this was
Speaker 3: the point where you couldn't actually sit down, remember you
Speaker 3: wanted to lay to even sit down, and didn't have
Speaker 3: to be within like have keep one meter distance before another.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that, but I first.
Speaker 3: Of all, it was so walk I just didn't know
Speaker 3: what to do with my hands when you like, when
Speaker 3: I'm walking around. I was just like, and I don't
Speaker 3: think I had pockets since I'm like, did we're holding
Speaker 3: a coffee to him? No, we were, because I don't
Speaker 3: think I don't know if the coffee plays on anyway,
Speaker 3: we weren't doing coffee. He worked for some big service
Speaker 3: station gas company and literally spoke about that the whole
Speaker 3: entire date, and I was just like, I'm a celebrity,
Speaker 3: get me out of here.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 3: Then my other one and we never spoke to each
Speaker 3: other again after that, so we were both on the
Speaker 3: same page. He probably didn't love the fact that I
Speaker 3: was like, probably speaking about the Kardashians the whole time,
Speaker 3: you know, very different wavelengths.
Speaker 1: The other one was, Oh, this poor guy.
Speaker 3: We went on a date at this rooftop and we're
Speaker 3: sitting outside and it was about a thirty eight degree
Speaker 3: day and he just spent the whole day profusely no sweating,
Speaker 3: and he was like getting his water cup and just
Speaker 3: like oh no, tapping his head with his water cup
Speaker 3: because he.
Speaker 1: Was so hot. And he kept making jokes about the
Speaker 1: sweat and his poor thing was like sweating through his shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for him.
Speaker 3: But then when he started talking about the fact that
Speaker 3: he wanted to live in a hut in the wilderness
Speaker 3: for the rest of his life, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: no deal. So they were my two sort of awkward scenarios.
Speaker 3: I had a friend that met a bloke at the
Speaker 3: pub and the bloke goes, no, no, don't order a drink,
Speaker 3: we just need some glasses, and he pulled out a
Speaker 3: goon bag from his backpack.
Speaker 1: Oh my. And another is that like a stingy thing.
Speaker 1: He just didn't want to pay for a drink or
Speaker 1: kill me.
Speaker 3: And then another mate met a guy at a bus
Speaker 3: slash restaurant at dinner time and she hadn't eaten because
Speaker 3: she thought they were having a meal, but she wasn't
Speaker 3: quite sure, but she brought it up. She said, you know,
Speaker 3: are we going to get some food? And the guy goes,
Speaker 3: oh goodness, no, eating's cheating, like as he no, we
Speaker 3: want to get pissed and if you eat, that's cheating
Speaker 3: and it won't work. And she was like, this is rank.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a cooker in my own ride. Fifty
Speaker 3: percent of my dates. As I said, I'm my fault
Speaker 3: when they go wrong. But god, there are some odd
Speaker 3: units out there. I know, I know, but oh my god,
Speaker 3: when you asked me when my last first date was,
Speaker 3: it was literally in covid before I reckon it was
Speaker 3: like twenty eighteen, seventy years ago. I was doing a
Speaker 3: lap of the tannic Covid. Oh yes, yeah, six years ago. Anyway,
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