WEBVTT - First date ICK 'It was SO awkward'

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<v Speaker 1>Nine podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>Try Try try.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello out there to our first time listeners. Hello, and

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<v Speaker 3>welcome back to our long time listeners, lib. We have

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<v Speaker 3>some really fun first date stories to share today.

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<v Speaker 1>Well funds the wrong word triggering.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fun to look back on and talk about now,

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<v Speaker 3>but at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Truly very very not fun, very not fun.

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<v Speaker 3>To be honest, I am scarred from it, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>actually can't reflect that positively on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Some to do with you me and am I telling

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<v Speaker 1>some stories? I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>I just mean, like, the dating stories, are they all

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<v Speaker 3>bad because of the other person or because of yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put my hand up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fifty to fifty me and them, mine, all them them, right, Okay, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, sometimes when you're having these experiences, you think, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>wonder I can turn with grand kids lol, But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't really. I mean, we'll tell them here today and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll probably have a giggle, But deep down in my core,

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<v Speaker 3>I still feel quite impacted by those battle.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have one story to tell my grandchildren. What

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<v Speaker 1>that you're proud of them? That will make you laugh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, have a successful date or anything. God, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so sad and also at this rate, we're not even

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<v Speaker 1>going to have grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, so you don't actually have to worry about

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<v Speaker 3>that now, Team off the top, we want to get

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<v Speaker 3>to bed because occasionally we get a DM asking us

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<v Speaker 3>about the format or what's going on or as you

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<v Speaker 3>all know, this podcast means the absolute world to us.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been doing it for quite a while now, if

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<v Speaker 3>you think about it, no, we have, and it is

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<v Speaker 3>truly our baby. We put so much time and effort

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<v Speaker 3>and care into it because we love it. As times change,

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<v Speaker 3>as environments change, as people change, situations change. So as

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<v Speaker 3>you may have picked up, we're now doing two episodes

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<v Speaker 3>a week, one on a Monday, and that's a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of a loosey, goosey riff raff tying up loose ends episode.

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<v Speaker 3>We're a bit more crass and unapologetically ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say so sorry, but not sorry. I'm not sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't listen on a Monday if you want clean, good

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<v Speaker 3>girl gears? Is there really what I'm trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I think?

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<v Speaker 3>And then one ep on Thursday, the tries they're more constructed, structured,

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<v Speaker 3>like Monday's more of event for us well, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>more so things that pop up during the week that

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<v Speaker 3>we're like, oh, let's chat about that. That's what a

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<v Speaker 3>Monday is like, and just having fun and being yet

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<v Speaker 3>row Yeah, so just be aware of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then Thursday is what you've grown to know and loves.

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<v Speaker 3>So some of you may have noticed that our Thursday

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<v Speaker 3>episodes have zigzagged about a little bit. They're always about

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<v Speaker 3>us trying something, and they'll continue with us trying things,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be slightly tweaked.

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<v Speaker 3>We're choosing to incorporate more day to day tries as

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<v Speaker 3>well for two reasons. One, we're finding tries we're really

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<v Speaker 3>passionate about in everyday life, so something will happen and

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<v Speaker 3>what we'll think, Oh, that was an interesting thing that

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<v Speaker 3>we hadn't tried before, and we really want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about it because it taught us something. They may not

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<v Speaker 3>be as grandiose as what you're used to, but we

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<v Speaker 3>think they're just as meaningful, so just.

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<v Speaker 1>Be aware of that.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, what you guys may not know is that

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<v Speaker 3>Live and I are actually both back working full time now,

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<v Speaker 3>so we're not actually taking a wage from the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>at the moment, so we're needing to earn a wage elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>So in summary, we're trying to deliver you two episodes

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<v Speaker 3>per week now, but also we're trying to work full

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<v Speaker 3>time jobs, so when we do the episodes, it's out

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<v Speaker 3>of ours and it's off our own bats because we

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<v Speaker 3>want to bring this content to you. At one point,

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<v Speaker 3>we had to make the decision do we finish up

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast and just focus on our full time jobs

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<v Speaker 3>because it is a lot, but we decided to try

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<v Speaker 3>and fit it all in because we love you guys

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<v Speaker 3>and we absolutely want to keep this going.

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<v Speaker 1>We kind of just.

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<v Speaker 3>Want a bit of understanding when you're listening that we're

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<v Speaker 3>just doing our best and we're trying to do it

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<v Speaker 3>all and we love doing it and so that's why, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're trying to make it work. And to be fair,

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't really provided everyone with an explanation up until now,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's understandable why you guys are questioning why the

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<v Speaker 3>format has changed slightly, So we just wanted to give

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<v Speaker 3>that to you now so hopefully you can have a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of an understanding as to why it has, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>shifted a little bit. But we will keep, yeah, doing

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<v Speaker 3>big challenges if they arise and if we have the

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<v Speaker 3>time to do it, But otherwise we'll be doing stuff

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<v Speaker 3>we still find equally as interesting, if not more so,

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<v Speaker 3>because they are a genuine part of our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully is relatable to a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, if you like what you're hearing, we'd

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<v Speaker 3>fit it in here and there, even just like TV

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<v Speaker 3>shows or books or I don't know, food we do

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<v Speaker 3>our Friday Fridays or you know, a restaurant or a

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<v Speaker 3>fad or a you know, like the la Boo boo trend.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a fun one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, little bits and pieces that, yeah, are still really

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<v Speaker 3>fun and sort of trending at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we can.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk about in our heads and we're out and about

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere like, oh, that's what someone suggested, we try it

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<v Speaker 3>or you know whatever. So if we're going to a

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<v Speaker 3>certain country, we can you know, incorporate it. But bless

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<v Speaker 3>the lady. She DMed us the other day saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>girl's a huge fan of the podcast, dying for you

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<v Speaker 3>to try such and such, and she she suggested something,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, oh, yes, we've actually tried that. That's

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<v Speaker 3>called this episode. And then she goes, oh, sorry, and

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<v Speaker 3>what about this? I'd love to see this. We've done

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<v Speaker 3>that as well. She must be a huge fan. She's

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<v Speaker 3>jumped on the try before you Die wagon a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit too late. But also go back and listen to

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<v Speaker 3>our old episodes because there's some fun, good gear in

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<v Speaker 3>there too.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we love your suggestions.

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<v Speaker 3>Nonetheless, let's let's us get back to hitting our straps

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<v Speaker 3>now live, because you don't need any more serious gear

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<v Speaker 3>from us. We spotted something very strange O McGain Joe

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<v Speaker 3>on the weekend, didn't Oh my goodness. So I want

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<v Speaker 3>to give a bit of context to this first, because

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<v Speaker 3>you need the kind of situational experience. So Eliza and

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<v Speaker 3>I were at a shopping center, and there's a wall

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<v Speaker 3>worse in that shopping center. I had done my shop

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<v Speaker 3>and Eliza was sitting out at some tables and chairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Now to put it into context, this has.

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<v Speaker 3>A bakery and news agency, a sandwich shop, a coffee shop,

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<v Speaker 3>and there was some sort of tables and chairs sitting

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<v Speaker 3>outside that we didn't really know if they were with

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<v Speaker 3>a restaurant or not. So you just kind of sat

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<v Speaker 3>down because it was sort of a food court sort of,

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<v Speaker 3>but I don't know. They was sort of outside of

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<v Speaker 3>this wall. But anyway, you need that context for what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about to tell you. So I collect Eliza from

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<v Speaker 3>the table after I've done my shop, and we proceed

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<v Speaker 3>to exit the shopping center, when out of the corner

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<v Speaker 3>of my eye at one of these tables was a

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<v Speaker 3>middle aged gentleman sitting there making himself a rap, like

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<v Speaker 3>a bread rap.

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<v Speaker 1>And what a wonderful idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it was a weekend, so you can probably

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<v Speaker 3>be at home doing that as well as his lunch

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<v Speaker 3>break on it. This is the thing, but also it

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<v Speaker 3>was this isn't nine thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to put into context, it gets even more A

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<v Speaker 1>bacon and egg wrap.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm about to tell you what was in the rap,

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<v Speaker 3>which will I actually see this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh, this is seriously bizarre.

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<v Speaker 3>So the man opens a packet of sakar tar rice

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<v Speaker 3>crackers and starts putting them in his rap. So you've

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<v Speaker 3>got a bread wrap and then he's got crunchy sarkatars,

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<v Speaker 3>sarkatars or skatars whatever. Then with the contents of a

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<v Speaker 3>can of four bean mix. He opens a can of

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<v Speaker 3>four bean mix, pops it in, and then puts some

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<v Speaker 3>chili powder on top. I literally could not tide my

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<v Speaker 3>confusion my face just like and I think we stopped

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<v Speaker 3>in our tracks. I think I stopped, just passed himself,

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't super obvious and was just staring at this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Being like, what in God's name are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>You said, oh my god, you won't believe what I

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<v Speaker 3>just saw, and I said, don't tell me, save it

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<v Speaker 3>for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>But but I feel like, did you say he put

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<v Speaker 1>blueberries in it? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>I just said, oh, man put blueberries in his wrap,

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<v Speaker 3>and I said save it, okay, No blue bees?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So it was beans, chili powder, crushed sakha tars in

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<v Speaker 3>a rap in a bread. No, not that I saw

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<v Speaker 3>maybe he got something out of his bag of tricks,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like his Mary Poppins's.

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<v Speaker 1>Bag of tricks.

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<v Speaker 3>After but I then felt so awkward because I was

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<v Speaker 3>just like I literally could not stop looking at this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, surely you can like go home

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<v Speaker 3>and make you rap, or like go.

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<v Speaker 1>To the car.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think we should rap shame him. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he just wanted to rap.

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<v Speaker 1>But or like a park or like what you think

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<v Speaker 1>he should have done in his car parked and done it.

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<v Speaker 3>You might not have had such an absurd combination of

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<v Speaker 3>foods to put in a rap.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, but do you know some people just don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you're in a workplace and someone wheps

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<v Speaker 3>out the stinkiest food and they're constantly using the microphone

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<v Speaker 3>for their microphone microw for their stinkiest food, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just people who eat weird things. But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>look at them and judge them. I think good on you.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I always hear about kids telling stories about how

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<v Speaker 3>at school they felt shamed. It's certain like lunch box shame,

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<v Speaker 3>like lunchblox shames, but it's often families that, like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>are from a certain ethnicity and they felt shamed at school,

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<v Speaker 3>and I hate that, So I think everyone should be

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<v Speaker 3>able to eat what they want. But having said that,

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't bring a really stinky meal into a workplace.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know that i'd be sitting in a

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<v Speaker 3>public food court making a really weird rap because I

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<v Speaker 3>think people would be judging me, But I appreciate people

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<v Speaker 3>who don't care to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestood on him.

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<v Speaker 3>I just was so gobsmack because I've never seen anything

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<v Speaker 3>like it in my life, and I think for me,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not the making of the wrap, it's just the

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<v Speaker 3>ingredients that went into I've just never ever seen anything

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<v Speaker 3>like Suckatar's in a wrap.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, don't you usually use sukatar.

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<v Speaker 3>As the vehicle for the deeple or whatever and then

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<v Speaker 3>the wrap as the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't usually put a vehicle in a vehicle. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you never see multi vehicle no lunches. And also I

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<v Speaker 1>am a stinky lunch bringer.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, actually, multi vehicle lunches are a thing like some

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<v Speaker 3>people put hot chips, which are a vehicle for source,

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<v Speaker 3>etcetera in burgers and stuff. Yeah, but that vehicle on

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<v Speaker 3>vehicle that's more common though it is more common. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a stinky I'm a stinky lunch bringer. I do tunn

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<v Speaker 3>I do boiled eggs. I do all have no shame.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, this is what I want, this is part

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<v Speaker 3>of my health regime, so suck it up around me people.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I even went so far as to remember we were

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<v Speaker 3>in Italy and I stole boiled eggs from the buffet

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast at one of our hotels and we were catching

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<v Speaker 3>a train that day.

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<v Speaker 1>I put them in my bag and then we'll.

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<v Speaker 3>See, you can get a train station waiting for the

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<v Speaker 3>next one, and I whit them mountains, start appealing them

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<v Speaker 3>to fying.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was about four hours later as well, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was hot, like that's horrific, and I was fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got to get that protein.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know, but this got me thinking about people

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<v Speaker 3>who make or have weird concoctions or food combinations. Like

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<v Speaker 3>you know, when people go to the movies and they

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<v Speaker 3>bring like their own hot roast chicken into the movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen that before. I've seen people walking in

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<v Speaker 1>with a bag of hot roast chicken from poles or

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<v Speaker 1>woolies and they will just sit there eating the chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like there's rules now with movies that you

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<v Speaker 3>can't do that, but I also putting it.

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<v Speaker 1>In your handbag. It's sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't bring out a hot chicken and start beavering

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<v Speaker 3>down on a hot chicken that stinks it and it

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<v Speaker 3>gets everywhere and their hands a it. That's that's too far.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring your own palm, but that's too far. I like

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<v Speaker 3>hot chook, same, but I'm not going to be eating

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<v Speaker 3>mung and down on a hot chook in a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's absolutely something I would do. But also remember we

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<v Speaker 3>as kids would have tomato sauce on everything. I used

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<v Speaker 3>to dip cucumber sticks in tomato sauce like you still

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<v Speaker 3>to this day have ebowryething with tomato sauce. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>have any type of egg, like every egg has to

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<v Speaker 3>be with tomato sauce, including keishe, et cetera. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>have a sauceless kiche. But yeah, I'm but I'm condiment

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<v Speaker 3>central Mayo, Aoli, hollandaise, Burnet's dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>Give it to me now.

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<v Speaker 3>But to give this some sort of context of how

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<v Speaker 3>much of a condiment queen you are, she on a

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<v Speaker 3>salad will put so much vinegar on that she gets

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<v Speaker 3>to the bottom of the salad and no word of

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<v Speaker 3>a light. Half of the bowl is filled with vinegar

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<v Speaker 3>and she just drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a soup. I have salad with my dressing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I also like weird combos like peanut, butter and vegamite together.

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<v Speaker 3>But do yourself a favor and try that if you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't already.

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<v Speaker 1>A score, Joe, So I feel like I don't. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not that much weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I put weird things in, like I put

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<v Speaker 3>abo in smoothies or cottage cheese. I make into like

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<v Speaker 3>chocolate mouse to give me. You know, I like high

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<v Speaker 3>protein things I use. I really love the combination of

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<v Speaker 3>sweet and savory together. Remember we used to go to

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<v Speaker 3>Pizza Hut as kids, and we used to have like

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<v Speaker 3>the pizza and stuff first, and then you'd go, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>go have the ice cream, and then I'd get garlic

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<v Speaker 3>bread and like dip the garlic bread in the ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Yum. I've never seen you do that. That is heavily dead,

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<v Speaker 1>said Line. Okay, I just why would I make that up?

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<v Speaker 1>What a strange thing to make a great question.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you one last one, and I haven't done this,

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<v Speaker 3>I think since we've been living together, because it was

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<v Speaker 3>more of a hangover situation. So this is when I

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<v Speaker 3>lived with my housemate Claire mostly, So can I just

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<v Speaker 3>guess is it eating? Is it getting macas at night

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<v Speaker 3>and then eating it in the morning cold?

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<v Speaker 1>But I've done that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's just that's just typical, that's not strange.

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<v Speaker 3>So I would this is I'd come home drunk and

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<v Speaker 3>it would be me thinking I'm not gonna get McDonald's

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm going to try and be healthy, and so

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<v Speaker 3>I'd come home and I'd be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>but I've got nothing in the house. So I'd get

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<v Speaker 3>chili tuona account of chili Tuona. Put it in a

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<v Speaker 3>sauce with baked beans and grated cheese, and you stir

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<v Speaker 3>and some chili flakes and you stir it all together,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like this Fonda.

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<v Speaker 1>That is rank.

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<v Speaker 3>And I tell you why that's so rank, because you're

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<v Speaker 3>probably gonna throw it up. And it is a concoll that,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's an easy concoction to if you feel sick

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<v Speaker 3>to It's not like a chunky bready. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>there because we said we weren't going to be gross

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<v Speaker 3>this episode. But my housemate would come home after her

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<v Speaker 3>night out and I'd be sitting on the kitchen floor,

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<v Speaker 3>leaning up against the oven, eating this concoction out of

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<v Speaker 3>a giant sauceman, and I'd be looking up at her

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<v Speaker 3>with drug googly glazed possive eyes, and I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 3>do you have a vi.

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<v Speaker 1>Beans? And she'd be like, I'm good with my macas. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you may as well just have got macns, to

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<v Speaker 3>be honest with you, because that's probably the same amount

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<v Speaker 3>of unhealthiness. One weird one that my friend at work does,

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<v Speaker 3>so she has either orange juice with cereal because she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't like milk all. She'll put milk in the cereal,

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<v Speaker 3>but she eats it with a fork so that she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't actually really have to taste the milk, and the

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<v Speaker 3>milk's days in the bottle, but she still gets the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't she do it with water just to moisten

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<v Speaker 1>the cereals? That's just that's just rank.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she doesn't like milk, I know, But can you

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<v Speaker 3>please dm us your weird concoctions and we'll try them

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<v Speaker 3>or we'll talk about them. Can you also let us

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<v Speaker 3>know if your mother has made you coke chicken. Our

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<v Speaker 3>mom one night when we were both living in Adelaide

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<v Speaker 3>made us coke chicken, which is literally what it sounds like,

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<v Speaker 3>Coca cola in chicken and it goes in the oven.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where she got that from, but we've

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<v Speaker 3>never let her live it down.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I like cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a coddled what's that direct, spider. It

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<v Speaker 3>was like a spider chicken, A chicken spider, a chicken spider.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, please let me.

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<v Speaker 3>Know any weird combinations of food or even stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>we can try. If you send us through stuff, we'll

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<v Speaker 3>try some of these concoctions.

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<v Speaker 1>We might even do it for ourday.

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<v Speaker 3>Fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be a new little situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Try the line, shall we? Let's try the line? Now,

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<v Speaker 3>we play some audio, a line or a quote.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it right this time.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been saying croute from a reality TV show and

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<v Speaker 3>we have to guess the next line. So we've still

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<v Speaker 3>got no changes in the scores. Eliza to me one,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you, I reckon. I'm coming good this week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, I am too bullshit. I just know a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit about this situation. That's happening, So I sort

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<v Speaker 3>of bub me it a bit. But our producers have

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<v Speaker 3>given us the heads up, so what this is about?

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<v Speaker 3>So they've picked the audio we're about to hear, which

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<v Speaker 3>is from Farmer Wants a Wife Season fifteen, which is

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<v Speaker 3>on air at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is Brianna. She was matched with Farmer Jared.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a snippet from their first interaction, which made

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<v Speaker 3>a few headlines in April.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hear the audio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the page family.

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<v Speaker 3>What does Brianna say next? Okay, I actually saw this scene,

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<v Speaker 3>did you. Yeah, I haven't watched this at all far

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<v Speaker 3>More Once a Wife? Yeah, no, but I just read

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<v Speaker 3>I think I've read about it on Daily Mail or something.

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<v Speaker 3>So you don't know what happens or you do sort

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<v Speaker 3>of no, yeah, I know the kind of story ish

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<v Speaker 3>this is. This is maybe my worst nightmare, this scenario.

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<v Speaker 3>But the good thing with our surname Pashki, Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 3>very unique, it's rare, it's different, and we rarely run

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<v Speaker 3>into someone we know with that surname.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've only got three cousins, so like, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>they're a different surname.

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<v Speaker 3>And then our mum's maid name is different but that's

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<v Speaker 3>also not that common, so I just don't think there's

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<v Speaker 3>a chance that we're going to run into a relative.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we don't date, so it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've met maybe one or two people randomly with

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<v Speaker 3>our surname across our entire lives.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was in handoff.

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<v Speaker 3>Was to just the German little village in the Adelaide Hills,

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<v Speaker 3>the German Llage because it's a German name from way

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<v Speaker 3>back when. Apparently, have you been to Germany?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I haven't you to Berlin. And I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not being a smart ass. Their sausage, their sausage,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? Is it Kransky? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>They?

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<v Speaker 3>So?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>They do a good sausage, Okay, a good Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 3>Bratwest brattwist Oh no, no, anyway, they're yummy, a sausage,

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<v Speaker 3>good sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>So so they are worried that they're related.

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<v Speaker 3>So she'll I'll do my line first. So what does

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<v Speaker 3>Brianna say next? The Page family? Wait, I'm related to

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<v Speaker 3>the Page family. I think it's something along those lines. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>mine's sort of similar. I've gone, wait, are we related?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I've also got a lot of family and coughs

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<v Speaker 3>harbor by the name of page is page your surname too? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>you've overdone it, overkill, but let's see, let's hear exactly

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<v Speaker 3>the line.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Paige.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's your mom and dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa and Brent, per.

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<v Speaker 3>Na, that's not that's but we were in the book,

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<v Speaker 3>but we weren't on the page. Yeah, I just needed

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<v Speaker 3>to make mine a little bit shorter. But we got

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<v Speaker 3>the crux of it, we got the crucks. We're edging

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<v Speaker 3>further towards the next point. I hate first dates with

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<v Speaker 3>the passion. That is why you'll never see me on

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<v Speaker 3>a dating show. Well, I just hate dates in general.

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<v Speaker 3>So imagine going on a show where that's just all

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing. Date date dating. More than anything, I get

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<v Speaker 3>really nervous me too. I know people who go on

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<v Speaker 3>multiple dates a week because they desperately want to meet someone.

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<v Speaker 1>My nervous system is just not cut out for it.

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<v Speaker 3>But also, don't those people actually enjoy it? Because I

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<v Speaker 3>enjoy nothing about it. People say, oh, but like, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the worst thing that can happen? And you have a

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<v Speaker 3>funny story to tell, or that you make a friend

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever I'm like true, and honestly, I would rather

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<v Speaker 3>spend my time at home watching Netflix than going on

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<v Speaker 3>a day and meeting someone new and potentially making a

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<v Speaker 3>new friend. I've got enough friends. And that's not to

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<v Speaker 3>say I've got heaps and heaps of friends. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>making myself like your one friend justin I like my

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<v Speaker 3>one friend, I like my sister Lasa and no, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I truly couldn't think of anything worse. I'd rather do

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<v Speaker 3>anything else. But what I want to remind you is

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<v Speaker 3>that you don't want to go out in general, full stop.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think it's just multi layered.

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<v Speaker 3>I like going out to breakfast and to coffee and

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<v Speaker 3>to I just don't like going out out to really

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<v Speaker 3>social not really a people person at this point in life.

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<v Speaker 3>You do sound like a big Grench because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need to meet new friends. I don't want to meet

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<v Speaker 3>new people.

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<v Speaker 1>For me, it's just.

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<v Speaker 3>This idea of being in a situation where that person

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<v Speaker 3>is there for a romantic purpose, and and it scares

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<v Speaker 3>me so much, the idea of me not being into

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<v Speaker 3>it and then being into.

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<v Speaker 1>It or vice versa.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's also quite scary to think about what they're

0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:05.920
<v Speaker 3>thinking of you, because really it's an interview, Like your

0:22:05.960 --> 0:22:09.359
<v Speaker 3>first date is the first impression. You are just sitting

0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 3>there being like do I like this person? Do I

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<v Speaker 3>like what they're about? Do I like what they look like?

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<v Speaker 3>And ooh, imagine like that's what we're thinking about the

0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:19.439
<v Speaker 3>opposite person. Obviously they're thinking that about us too, and

0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:23.280
<v Speaker 3>it's Oh, there's also such a big risk of you

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<v Speaker 3>walk in and you know within one minute that you

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<v Speaker 3>are not interested and you don't even want to be

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<v Speaker 3>their friend, Like it's not even a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pleasant scenery, and you have to sit there.

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<v Speaker 3>I would sit there because I don't want to be rude.

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<v Speaker 3>I give myself a two hour you have to be

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<v Speaker 3>there for two hours. But also, all of these dates

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<v Speaker 3>these days are mostly off apps, right, Yeah, So another

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<v Speaker 3>big fear of mine is that you're meeting someone who's

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<v Speaker 3>off an app and then they say to you you're

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<v Speaker 3>not who you say you are, or you know you lied,

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<v Speaker 3>or you're not what I was expecting. That hasn't happened

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<v Speaker 3>to me, but I mean things have been dead in

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<v Speaker 3>the water after a first date that I've so I

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<v Speaker 3>know then that they just weren't happy with what they

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<v Speaker 3>got kind of thing. I'm trying to think if I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever actually had a second date from an app. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been on a first date from an app.

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<v Speaker 3>Might have all just come about from people recommending or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>And you've never been on a second date with anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think that you were in a sort

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<v Speaker 3>of weird relationship when you were younger, but that was

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even even though you're not, we don't really counting. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but since then, you guys weren't dating at that age,

0:23:31.760 --> 0:23:34.199
<v Speaker 3>were you. You're not going to dinners and stuff. I

0:23:34.320 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 3>genuinely cannot even remember. It was more so like going

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<v Speaker 3>over to his house. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>that I've had a second date. God, that says something

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<v Speaker 3>about me, obviously. I really feel even worse.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't try because they know. But I tried

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<v Speaker 1>when on a date.

0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:52.399
<v Speaker 3>I don't sit there and be likeugh, I tried on

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:54.280
<v Speaker 3>an actual date, and I'm a nice person, so why

0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:56.760
<v Speaker 3>don't they like me? Can't answer that question. If I

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 3>knew the answer to that, i'd be going on multiple dates.

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<v Speaker 1>When was your last first date? Do you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I truly I couldn't tell you pre COVID.

0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:14.239
<v Speaker 3>Mine was a year ago with yeah mine, Yeah, and

0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:17.160
<v Speaker 3>I just mounted word a name to live who. This

0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:22.960
<v Speaker 3>guy ended up being an absolute douche lord. But that

0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:25.200
<v Speaker 3>was and that was enough to put me off for life.

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<v Speaker 3>But my bad dates always involved me getting too nervous

0:24:29.720 --> 0:24:33.680
<v Speaker 3>and over drinking. So I had a particularly bad one

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<v Speaker 3>in COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>So in Melbourne, the rules were really strict.

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<v Speaker 3>You had a five kilometer radius that you had to

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<v Speaker 3>stay within. You had curfews, no guests were allowed inside

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:47.520
<v Speaker 3>your house. Everything was closed restaurants, cafes, et cetera. So

0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 3>you'd meet people in the park. You weren't allowed tabooze

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:55.280
<v Speaker 3>in the park. They made I think all the park's

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:59.439
<v Speaker 3>dry zones, so you'd smuggle wines in picnic baskets and

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.639
<v Speaker 3>you know, drink bottles and things like that. Anyway, I

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:05.720
<v Speaker 3>met this guy from an app at a park, and

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 3>this park was within walking distance of my house and

0:25:08.960 --> 0:25:10.960
<v Speaker 3>his house. I thought he'd walked because we had to

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:12.840
<v Speaker 3>stay within this five kilometer radius.

0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:15.440
<v Speaker 1>So you said, all your dating apps to just five kilometers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And we each smuggled some bottles of wine and

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 3>we had a few ribles, some.

0:25:22.320 --> 0:25:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Bottles bottles of wine. Did you anyway.

0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:25.919
<v Speaker 3>We get to the end of the day and he

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 3>asks if I want to lift home, and I said,

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:33.119
<v Speaker 3>what the hell. We've just down two bottles of wine

0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:37.199
<v Speaker 3>within two hours because you had to be home by

0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:38.440
<v Speaker 3>certain times, so you're doing all these.

0:25:38.400 --> 0:25:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Dates really quickly.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:42.360
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you can't drive, and he said no,

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 3>I only had like half a glass over those two hours.

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:50.880
<v Speaker 3>I drove here, I didn't walk. You drank the two

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.919
<v Speaker 3>bottles of wine. Am I God? I realized I was

0:25:53.040 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 3>absolutely obliterated, and I was mortified, and I hadn't even noticed.

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:02.880
<v Speaker 3>I got a message the next day saying, I think

0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:03.880
<v Speaker 3>we're on a different wave.

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh kill me. I just get so old.

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:09.639
<v Speaker 3>I remember this because you came in and spoke to

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:12.960
<v Speaker 3>me that night, and I remember being like, oh my god,

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 3>you are coming home from this date, Like what was

0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:17.359
<v Speaker 3>what sort of state was he in?

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>No, he was driving exactly, but that's what I was.

0:26:21.080 --> 0:26:24.879
<v Speaker 3>But I've done non alcoholic first dates to prove to

0:26:24.960 --> 0:26:27.760
<v Speaker 3>myself I can. My last first date a year ago

0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:32.159
<v Speaker 3>was when I was not drinking. But yeah, I'm just

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:34.600
<v Speaker 3>a nervous wreck and I don't like it. And yes,

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:36.359
<v Speaker 3>I worked through it with my psychologists everyone.

0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:37.680
<v Speaker 1>But isn't that anxiety?

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 3>What's worse the anxiety of making a fool of yourself

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 3>on the actual date or the anxiety of just pushing

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 3>through not drinking so night. Because to be honest, if

0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.000
<v Speaker 3>I went on a first date with someone and they

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:53.479
<v Speaker 3>got obliterated drunk, I'd be like, it's disgusted, not want

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 3>to see them. You can maybe do that on third

0:26:56.760 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 3>day onwards. Well, actually that this take me back to

0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:02.320
<v Speaker 3>that date that I had where I got so drunk

0:27:02.760 --> 0:27:04.760
<v Speaker 3>day I vomited at this guy's house and he like

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:08.439
<v Speaker 3>actually literally pushed me to the curb, physically pushed me

0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:12.919
<v Speaker 3>to the curb. So maybe third dates too soon, but

0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 3>you really really need to get.

0:27:14.359 --> 0:27:17.320
<v Speaker 1>Obliterated driver, But if you accidentally.

0:27:16.920 --> 0:27:20.320
<v Speaker 3>Do that, you wait to at least they know you first,

0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:21.960
<v Speaker 3>and I know that it might just be like a

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:25.280
<v Speaker 3>oh god, my my first date year is just awkward stuff.

0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 1>Like I remember going on this date and it was someone.

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:31.159
<v Speaker 3>All of my awkward dates actually come recommended by this

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 3>lady that I used to work with that was like

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:35.360
<v Speaker 3>this guy's great, this guy's great, and.

0:27:35.280 --> 0:27:39.960
<v Speaker 1>They were all absolute duds turds. So first one was

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:40.800
<v Speaker 1>a COVID.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:42.840
<v Speaker 3>One two and we met at the Tan the Botanic

0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:44.959
<v Speaker 3>Gardens here in Melbourne and we did a lap and

0:27:45.840 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 3>it was just so awkward during COVID because this was

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:49.639
<v Speaker 3>the point where you couldn't actually sit down, remember you

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 3>wanted to lay to even sit down, and didn't have

0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 3>to be within like have keep one meter distance before another.

0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that, but I first.

0:27:58.640 --> 0:28:00.879
<v Speaker 3>Of all, it was so walk I just didn't know

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:03.320
<v Speaker 3>what to do with my hands when you like, when

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm walking around. I was just like, and I don't

0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:08.200
<v Speaker 3>think I had pockets since I'm like, did we're holding

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 3>a coffee to him? No, we were, because I don't

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 3>think I don't know if the coffee plays on anyway,

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 3>we weren't doing coffee. He worked for some big service

0:28:18.080 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 3>station gas company and literally spoke about that the whole

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.880
<v Speaker 3>entire date, and I was just like, I'm a celebrity,

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 3>get me out of here.

0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 1>It was terrible.

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Then my other one and we never spoke to each

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 3>other again after that, so we were both on the

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:33.760
<v Speaker 3>same page. He probably didn't love the fact that I

0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:35.880
<v Speaker 3>was like, probably speaking about the Kardashians the whole time,

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, very different wavelengths.

0:28:37.800 --> 0:28:39.840
<v Speaker 1>The other one was, Oh, this poor guy.

0:28:40.080 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 3>We went on a date at this rooftop and we're

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 3>sitting outside and it was about a thirty eight degree

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:49.400
<v Speaker 3>day and he just spent the whole day profusely no sweating,

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 3>and he was like getting his water cup and just

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 3>like oh no, tapping his head with his water cup

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 3>because he.

0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Was so hot. And he kept making jokes about the

0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 1>sweat and his poor thing was like sweating through his shirt.

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I felt so bad for him.

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 3>But then when he started talking about the fact that

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 3>he wanted to live in a hut in the wilderness

0:29:08.320 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 3>for the rest of his life, I was like, yeah,

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 3>no deal. So they were my two sort of awkward scenarios.

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 3>I had a friend that met a bloke at the

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 3>pub and the bloke goes, no, no, don't order a drink,

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 3>we just need some glasses, and he pulled out a

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 3>goon bag from his backpack.

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh my. And another is that like a stingy thing.

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>He just didn't want to pay for a drink or

0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>kill me.

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 3>And then another mate met a guy at a bus

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 3>slash restaurant at dinner time and she hadn't eaten because

0:29:40.240 --> 0:29:42.240
<v Speaker 3>she thought they were having a meal, but she wasn't

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:45.600
<v Speaker 3>quite sure, but she brought it up. She said, you know,

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 3>are we going to get some food? And the guy goes,

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 3>oh goodness, no, eating's cheating, like as he no, we

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:55.360
<v Speaker 3>want to get pissed and if you eat, that's cheating

0:29:55.360 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 3>and it won't work. And she was like, this is rank.

0:29:58.080 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm a cooker in my own ride. Fifty

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 3>percent of my dates. As I said, I'm my fault

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:05.640
<v Speaker 3>when they go wrong. But god, there are some odd

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 3>units out there. I know, I know, but oh my god,

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 3>when you asked me when my last first date was,

0:30:11.640 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 3>it was literally in covid before I reckon it was

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:19.560
<v Speaker 3>like twenty eighteen, seventy years ago. I was doing a

0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 3>lap of the tannic Covid. Oh yes, yeah, six years ago. Anyway,

0:30:26.120 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 3>send us your bad date stories. We'll keep you anonymous.

0:30:28.920 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 3>But shit, we love a bad date story. Please, and

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 3>it will also make us feel steel better, much better.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not just rejects alone. This Thursday, we'll be back

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 3>in your ears with another try. We're trying hot matte

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<v Speaker 3>strong pilates, no dunker, no dunker that means no thanks

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<v Speaker 3>in German.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're German, because German me no like you. The

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<v Speaker 1>athletic tries.

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:57.320
<v Speaker 3>But it's it's it's I think you'll enjoy it, that's

0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 3>all I said.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see. I'm not good with heat and Eliza any

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:03.680
<v Speaker 1>form of exercise. So put the two made in hell,

0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:05.480
<v Speaker 1>put the two of those things together, and it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a super enjoyable time. All right. Well, you

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<v Speaker 1>know where to find out on Instagrammaizer in Liberty.

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<v Speaker 3>Try before you die, wherever you get your podcasts, and

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<v Speaker 3>we shall see you on Thursday or in German Thursday,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's not Germany.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you die.