WEBVTT - Brad Oakes, to Bairnsdale!

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<v Speaker 1>All right, welcome to the debrief. It's Stay O'Neill here

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<v Speaker 1>with my sergeant in arms Brah.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks hello reporting.

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<v Speaker 1>Going for a drive to a little game.

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<v Speaker 3>They drive back with Caledon de Breed. It's Caldon d Breath.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Calton D Tree. It's Calton D Tree. It's Calton Breath.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here just to me and you know Henry, No,

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Oson, No, sna Sonya, no one. And where we going, Brad?

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to Brandsdown, Bainsdale, the Forge Theater, Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria, three and a half hours east.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long way.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a long way, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just stop to the servoy then? And I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>you want to pie? So I don't know where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to get dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. Yeah, well the Bends is pretty

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<v Speaker 2>big town.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a big town. But there's a kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>timing issue, isn't there. Yeah, well it's getting there and

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<v Speaker 1>doing a sound check and all that.

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<v Speaker 2>But we aren't in the davemobile.

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<v Speaker 4>So there's probably like a lot of bountiful food secreted

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<v Speaker 4>around in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah's AIChE somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if we have a crashy airbag pops out, I

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<v Speaker 4>get hit by fifteen wagon wheels.

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<v Speaker 1>Which aren't they good anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Still not podcast? Yeah wrong podcast? And also you know

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<v Speaker 1>you get one from a cake shop, they're really good

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<v Speaker 1>now yeah, it's all Queensland thing to make wagonund have.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever eaten vanilla ice cream using a wagon? Will know?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very nice, very nice, very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Tip. I don't have sweet No, you don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>sweet tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is all savory well savory. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't ever buy like a chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>Bar, I will ever know? And then I haven't been

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<v Speaker 4>in chocolate. But it's kind of like, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 4>it's I failed to see why people get so excited

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<v Speaker 4>about it. Okay, right, give me a pizza and I

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<v Speaker 4>will do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>May as well.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get tonight nor we normally like when we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Chep we went to Moduro. We got those old

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<v Speaker 1>school pizzas. They are the best, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know we had. I think we had a good pizza

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<v Speaker 2>last year and you somewhere too.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the last time I went to Bansty there was

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<v Speaker 1>a pizza disaster at that pub.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was.

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<v Speaker 4>That.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I knew people have taken it over,

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<v Speaker 1>but well, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, look, I think I was spoken about their pigeon

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<v Speaker 4>disaster before, you know, about when they crowned the scene

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<v Speaker 4>on officially opened Melbourne blew the pigeons. There were two

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<v Speaker 4>two outdoor pit bosses or whatever, and one of them

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<v Speaker 4>said release the doves and the other one said turn

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<v Speaker 4>on the final sculptures.

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<v Speaker 2>Massacred them and they got fined a lot of money

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<v Speaker 2>and it was very tragic and so on. So I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like this was almost of that scale that they've

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<v Speaker 2>just gone.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get Dave O'Neill down here in Bensdale and everybody

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<v Speaker 4>who buys a ticket gets a free pizza or get

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<v Speaker 4>some pizza with it. Well, let's why don't we get

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<v Speaker 4>eat machine that makes two pizzas at once and see

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<v Speaker 4>how long it takes us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it didn't work anyway, They needed Jesus, they needed something.

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<v Speaker 1>We of course have to mention on new podcast Slippery Slope,

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<v Speaker 1>which which happened because of this touring, that silly of

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<v Speaker 1>Wordsworth production has been organized in these regional tours for us,

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<v Speaker 1>and we went to Mount Isa and what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>What happened brat what we found in Mount Isa was

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<v Speaker 4>We got there very early, couldn't check in our hotel.

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<v Speaker 4>A woman from the municipal council who was kindly driving

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<v Speaker 4>us around, told us a wonderful tale about the water

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<v Speaker 4>slide that was late.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they wanted a water slide. That's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>saga in itself, and then because there was opposition on

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<v Speaker 1>the council and then well they ordered it from Turkey,

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<v Speaker 1>where water slides now get made. We learned, you learned

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<v Speaker 1>so many things from this and basically there was an

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<v Speaker 1>incident in the Sewers Canal and pirates were involved.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we've done a true crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's true crime. We're not the next Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I mean, we're not women, but we will. We

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<v Speaker 2>aren't rattling this crime.

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<v Speaker 1>We both listened to that Hamish podcast, Who the Hell Hamish?

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<v Speaker 2>Who the Hell?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a great podcast by the guy from the Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, we're pretty much going for his job. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's I'm surprised. We're not going to do a

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<v Speaker 1>Q And at the end of this on the slippery slope,

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<v Speaker 1>where which are the thousands of people turning up going?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't care about your stand up, tell us more

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<v Speaker 1>about the water slide of Mount Eier.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been waiting by the final week for six minutes, George, Next, George, Dave,

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<v Speaker 4>Dave O'Niel.

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<v Speaker 1>You can be Ian Leslie and I'll be out of it,

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<v Speaker 1>out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm I'm Dave O'Neill, I'm Brad Oaks. This is

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<v Speaker 2>six minutes. Well it's not forty two minutes. But anyway, Look, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Good thing about that podcast is a short one only,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only a four parter. But have a listen. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>you'll hear me and Brad.

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<v Speaker 2>There may be a bonus. You never know, there may

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<v Speaker 2>be a bonus, you know, because worldwide conspiracy and.

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<v Speaker 1>I could uncover other things, exactly different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe water slides are going missing all over the Giant.

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<v Speaker 1>We're into argon, Brad.

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<v Speaker 4>And so when we're talking about the water slide here people,

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<v Speaker 4>we're talking about a massive, a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, let's just reminisce about doing gigs of that pub

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<v Speaker 1>with the late Dave Grant. Was it that pub? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that room there?

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<v Speaker 2>Royal?

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<v Speaker 1>This one there. I've got gigs in that room right there.

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<v Speaker 4>I did one in there once with a whole lot

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<v Speaker 4>of that's you did well, I did well, and they

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<v Speaker 4>didn't do well, and they couldn't say anything. All the

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<v Speaker 4>way back to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>There was this one too.

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<v Speaker 2>How was that one? There was a saloon bar around

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<v Speaker 2>the corner. Yes, we did comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>There, and also that nightclub. It's called I should remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I make jokes about it. It's got a sunken dance floor.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now a functions center. Brad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, it's called the.

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<v Speaker 1>The hang On. I can't remember what's called.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember it was that part of your Manhattan. I

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<v Speaker 2>tell room.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm around here, I would do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a McDonald's where they often have a bouncer

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<v Speaker 1>and a.

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<v Speaker 4>Velvet bounces two bounces and two bounces and the velvet

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<v Speaker 4>and if you really want upset on me mate, I

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<v Speaker 4>just want to warp.

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<v Speaker 1>The Tarragon one. It's called the Another Paradise. The so

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<v Speaker 1>many times I remember it. By the end of it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a noble moment. We call this weather podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another podcast that's all you do so.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Glenn Robbins will be listening to the Slippery

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<v Speaker 1>Slope podcast and be correcting you at nauseum. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>he was lying there like that's wrong. That's wrong, because

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<v Speaker 1>you often correct Glenn, so I've corrected him, yeah, twice.

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<v Speaker 2>It does. It's it's something that I've desisted from. I

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<v Speaker 2>no longer do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's one of the kings of comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's a nice man, Glenn.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, we're the nice guys are comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>I will continue to correct dickheads.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>As I us. I mean, I'm bitten by the dog

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<v Speaker 4>the other day and outside this cafe, and I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I messaged somebody on Facebook and I said, they said, here,

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<v Speaker 4>you're right, I said, yeah, but I felt really bad

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<v Speaker 4>for the woman who was pushing the baby in the

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<v Speaker 4>pram past me. When I told the dog what I

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<v Speaker 4>thought of, I called it a non human I mean

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<v Speaker 4>a human name.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta be careful with my sort of dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Was It was an American pit ball. It seemed friendly,

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<v Speaker 4>and I I was, yeah, I was over confident. Was

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not blaming the dog, I'm not blaming the owner.

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<v Speaker 4>I made the mistake of thinking that I was a

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<v Speaker 4>dog whisperer, and I'm not. And so I'll just go

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<v Speaker 4>back to just complimenting dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a fine looking fella. Don't get out of the car.

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<v Speaker 1>I find any of those pitbull kind of types of dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>keep away from them. You know, I know people love them,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm more.

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<v Speaker 2>Likely to diet at the teeth of a chihuala pit

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<v Speaker 2>boards are You're.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to die at the teeth of Mitzi rather than

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<v Speaker 1>Satan or Rocky exactly? Yeah, well, yeah, you know, one

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<v Speaker 1>of their dads at schools a vet and he said

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<v Speaker 1>different areas of Melbourney have different types of dogs. So

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<v Speaker 1>bay Side's got all the white fluffy ones, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>and out north and west it's all it's all Satan

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<v Speaker 1>rocky pit bulls.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, yea.

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<v Speaker 1>Alsatians Bayside where it's sort of where you live in

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<v Speaker 1>that which is the Posha kind of area. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 1>are more white fluffies.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a good chance, like if you want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>apply logic to it, there's a good chance that the

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<v Speaker 4>places where they have the Satans, they do have their

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<v Speaker 4>little white fluffy.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs, but only for a limited die. Yeah. Well you

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<v Speaker 2>know how people feed, like you know, there's mice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, you might in fact move to.

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<v Speaker 4>A suburb that has the more miniature toy dog just

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<v Speaker 4>to feed your rum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, great day, like I saw in the Pitchhop yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>they have frozen rats and to feed your snakes or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>They Yeah, that's that's that great mice. That's that great joke.

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<v Speaker 4>But the kid who goes, excuse me, it goes, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 4>do you have a bunny rabbit? I want to get

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<v Speaker 4>a bunny rabbit, and then goes there going the picture

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<v Speaker 4>goes sure it would you like a nice fluffy white

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<v Speaker 4>one or a black rom and he goes, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>give I don't think my rattlesnake gives a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard that. I know there.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a new joke.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no one of mine.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know that, but yeah, it's yeah, it's so

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<v Speaker 4>because I house sat when I finished my AGC. I

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<v Speaker 4>house sat with muscall but former promoter in Ellwood down

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<v Speaker 4>in Glen Huntley Road and one of the one of

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<v Speaker 4>the things that these people friends of his mum's, went

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<v Speaker 4>over to England.

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<v Speaker 2>So we housed that for three weeks and the goldfish dive.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you replace it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not knowing that. Do you remember there used to

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<v Speaker 2>be that big.

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<v Speaker 4>Pet place on the corner of el had the big

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<v Speaker 4>yellow Johnt. So I went in there and the day

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<v Speaker 4>before they were coming back, I said, I hope they're

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<v Speaker 4>not listening. I mean it's, you know, as statue of limitations,

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<v Speaker 4>it's forty years and they said. I said to the guy,

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<v Speaker 4>I need to get some replacement goldfish and he goes, sure,

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to have a look at them?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said no, and I pulled him out and

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<v Speaker 1>he laughed and he said, you yeah, the dead ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I brought the dead one and he said, no one

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<v Speaker 2>ever does that. It just makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, as you the people knew or I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so. We had to when we were younger,

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<v Speaker 1>me and Karen had one of our friends, Marta. She

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<v Speaker 1>lived in a block of flats in Hawthorne and she

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<v Speaker 1>had rats right right and one of the rats, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the rats got out. I couldn't find it. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the next week we came there was a notice

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<v Speaker 1>saying rat plague in the flats. That's a rat And

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<v Speaker 1>then the rat tuned through the electrical cord on the

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<v Speaker 1>fridge and turned it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, naughty ratty. And how can we don't die when

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<v Speaker 2>they do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. Anyway, more rat stories as a rat

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<v Speaker 1>in the kitchen. There's a rat in the kitchen. What

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to do? I'm gonna eat that rat?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know when that song came out U forty,

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<v Speaker 1>it was seen as a political band for a while. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone was saying, oh, that's about the guy who undermined

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<v Speaker 1>Margaret Thatcher. I think it was John Major, Yeah, who

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<v Speaker 1>was like stabbed her in the back and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>and the song and the guy go and then the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who wrote it goes Ali Or who said no,

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<v Speaker 1>there was actually a run in my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to do I'm going to eat that.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, It's like.

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<v Speaker 4>You'd be forty And people go, I wonder what the

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<v Speaker 4>UB says unemployment benefits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well that's why there's two versions of You

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<v Speaker 1>Be forty. The two are now there's one with Ali

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<v Speaker 1>the ead singer, and there's one with all the other

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<v Speaker 1>original members and they had his brother singing for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondered if that invalidated, but got UB.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty because a you Be forty you can't trademark it.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently No, I meant because once they started getting paid,

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<v Speaker 4>I have to go, well, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're not working.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they got what's another form for working?

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<v Speaker 2>See? This is what I struggle with. This is like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not o CD.

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<v Speaker 1>Called word cover.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah another stitch, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You struggle with what I struggle with, just a little

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<v Speaker 2>like things of logic like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's the it's the kind of world of crooked paintings.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, it's like, well, you know, it makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>when they were ten or eight unemployed guys from Birmingham.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you know what ATM machine? You know that's that's

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<v Speaker 4>automatic machine machine. You know that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just oh yeah, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>It's well, it's it's it's funny to some of it's

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<v Speaker 4>irritating to others.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, bands, what are we expecting? Brod's in a theater. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done this theater before. I think it's quite big. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>going by a track record, we probably won't fill it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's I feel like we should put that poster's

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<v Speaker 4>come along stretch out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, plenty of b O'Neil and oak show.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I've got billing. You know that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what happened when I'm doing a show, doing a

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<v Speaker 4>show Wednesday, whatever the day is due, and I rang

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<v Speaker 4>the woman. I said, an Emeralds Emerald.

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<v Speaker 2>At the Paradise Valley Hotel. Yeah, Clematus, you can do

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<v Speaker 2>my joke.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the sober around it sounds like a disease? Is

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<v Speaker 1>a chlamydia? What's it calling in Martin?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Or the joke I'm gonna do, which is, wow, I

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't I couldn't even find it, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know there's a basin next to the toilet. I do

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<v Speaker 1>that one.

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<v Speaker 2>She got me to.

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<v Speaker 4>She got me to organize the gig and I just

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<v Speaker 4>messaged them and I just said, you're gonna put me

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<v Speaker 4>on the post because they put Richard Stubbs him and

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<v Speaker 4>it just said and another comedian. I thought, I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>Ice Lad. I'm just being disappeared in So yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 4>but yeah, So you're going why Yeah, And we've got

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<v Speaker 4>this big podcast that's just dropped episode one this week.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's I'm going to Japan and you have to

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<v Speaker 1>do press about it. That's why I'm going. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a big interest in Japan about mount.

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<v Speaker 2>Isa, and I'm going back to mant Isa in July.

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<v Speaker 1>To the hill cop of the Heat. That'll be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'll just be like you know, Erica will

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<v Speaker 2>pick you.

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<v Speaker 4>Up and just be shaking her head like fuck you guys,

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<v Speaker 4>or should pick everybody else up?

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, no, I'm picking that scumbag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's what you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you ruined man, eyeser.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gon We put them on the Putt town.

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<v Speaker 1>So have a listen to slippery Slope. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows what we'll find in bands sales a Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was an article on the paper because David,

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<v Speaker 1>who runs a big Los lunchdown here, which I've done

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<v Speaker 1>in bands a few times, he took a photo and

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<v Speaker 1>sent it to me.

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<v Speaker 4>So I love the way you can't say Bandsdale Vans.

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<v Speaker 4>What do I say Barnsdall? And you can't say Lasagna either?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you say that Lasagna?

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<v Speaker 1>Lasagne? I can if I hear someone say it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I say Lasagne. I said it as a joke. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it's just become what I say. Yeah, Lasagna.

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<v Speaker 2>Ironically moved yourself into.

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<v Speaker 1>That everything and everything. Yeah, you hate that too, don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it all right, Well, all right, soon back

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<v Speaker 1>in and we'll see Brand's gottat his pie. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to eat my TWISTI is now.

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<v Speaker 2>So sh to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we may find another local crime down here

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<v Speaker 1>that we can do our next slippery slope. That's we

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<v Speaker 1>drove past gun By a park. There's a big water

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<v Speaker 1>slide there. Maybe we should look into that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we can be maybe looking at other crimes, Davey,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like whatever happened to that that training from

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<v Speaker 4>Melbourne to the Melbourne Airport? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, did Brad and Dave doing a gig at the

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<v Speaker 1>vans Our hotel and the pizza fiasco causes to close down?

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza fiasco?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can't say fiasco.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say a lot of words. I know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got Okay, see what you think about this. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>about doing this as a routine because now when people

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<v Speaker 1>have issues, it seems to be on their CV and

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<v Speaker 1>the first thing they tell people, Like when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, I went to a speech therapist, right because

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<v Speaker 1>I was a twin so we couldn't speak normally and so,

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<v Speaker 1>but you would not tell anyone that it was a secret.

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<v Speaker 1>You came from everyone to school until you saw another

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<v Speaker 1>kid in the waiting room and they just nodded at him.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at school when you saw him just give

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<v Speaker 1>me a bit of a nod. Was the playground was

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<v Speaker 1>full of other kids nodding at each other and winking,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, with all these all these issues, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>well now these days, man, you know, people go, can

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<v Speaker 1>you introduce me and tell me it's how I've got ADHD.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the spectrum, you know, and I've got autism.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cool, Well.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine if your problem was nodding and winking. Yes, you've

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<v Speaker 4>just been a school going how many people?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, maybe that's the joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, every time I went to the chemist

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<v Speaker 4>to buy chuadrell, they gave me conducts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an old joke, not.

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<v Speaker 1>But it does seem to be front and center now.

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<v Speaker 1>People put on their cvs like, you know, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>ADHD and everyone's got ADHD. Yeah everyone, Yeah, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>get to meet someone that, but they're all self diagnosed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well except huge, He've got diagnosed over the phone, really telehealth, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>over the phone. Yeah. One of my kids tells me

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<v Speaker 1>he's got ADHD. Never been diagnosed but believes he's got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like, uh, what what what's the what's.

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<v Speaker 4>The comparison to when we were growing up. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 4>like I was just like I'm just lazy and rude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I know these people out there do have ADHD.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know it's it's you know, it's full on

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<v Speaker 1>if you do have it.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's I don't know, it's just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's like when you're a kid and you

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<v Speaker 1>said you're an Abba fan and everyone just went, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a member fan. And then when you went deep with them,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know any records or anything. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>not an Amber fan?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what you said? You were that? See

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<v Speaker 2>that's where our works divert divert.

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<v Speaker 1>You went an a fan?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I would not have it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I would've just been nodding and winking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a David Bowie fan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no crossover, I know that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a way to meet girls. And again,

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<v Speaker 1>David had all the girls.

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<v Speaker 4>You know. The other way to meet girls was actually

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<v Speaker 4>to meet girls. Yeah, to talk to him, just records.

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<v Speaker 2>Sat and jumps dance.

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<v Speaker 1>What a band? I'm going to the Abber show in London. Holograms.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I can't I can't wait. Chose the dance

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<v Speaker 1>floor as opposed to the seats.

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<v Speaker 2>Dares she go in there to see a hologram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a live band. Okay, live band plus a

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<v Speaker 1>hologram the original four Man. You can't tell me that's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be awesome. In fact, I might do a

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<v Speaker 1>hologram tonight. In bands, I just sit backstage. Oh, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it. We'll do a low fi. I get a

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<v Speaker 1>cardboard cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I just do my voice. I just want anybody out

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<v Speaker 2>there who's listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Revering the same Bansteans Bensdale.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll be back.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Do you work on a Snowy River bro Yes, Bensdale? Right.

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<v Speaker 1>My neighbor did the Nazi He was I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if he was a Nazi.

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<v Speaker 2>He was worked as a Nazi.

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<v Speaker 1>He was Polish and he was in camps and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and he's dead now stand but he said he worked

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<v Speaker 1>on the Snowy River project. There were always fights because

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<v Speaker 1>people would recognize him and yeah, not good anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's a bit of a warring what's he's all

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<v Speaker 2>over the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Just keep away from him, all right, sing well're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have band cell go band c bens.

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<v Speaker 4>Rosale, Ben as in chub b a I r n

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<v Speaker 4>bens Dale Bandsdale, Ben's Ben Ben ban Dale.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay whatever, okay, all right, we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Back on the debrief. We done Bandsdale the Forge Theater.

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<v Speaker 1>How was it, Brad, Well, it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>It was lovely. I found it a little tough.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a big theater with a smaller crowd, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But they were so they were good though by the time,

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<v Speaker 1>well you warn them up. By at the time I

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<v Speaker 1>came on, they were great.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it was like?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I mean you got a really kind of

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<v Speaker 4>nobby restaurant and you get a big plate with a

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<v Speaker 4>tiny meal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it was like, the whole cuisine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but they did at least sit right in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>They were good.

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<v Speaker 2>They you know, they they laughed a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, oh, yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think, you know, and I probably said this before,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that they like, maybe they wanted you. And

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<v Speaker 4>one of the happiest moments we had was when.

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<v Speaker 1>I went here, he is, ah, don't talk yourself down.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a big round of pause, and I said

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<v Speaker 1>your name. Yeah, but no, they were good fun.

0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:40.439
<v Speaker 2>I did do some districts. Yes, it's interesting.

0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:43.399
<v Speaker 1>They didn't really like dirty stuff. Well they give that

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:45.199
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a oh that kind of thing when

0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I did anything a bit risque, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well I didn't really notice that. I suppose now

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:54.320
<v Speaker 4>you say that I probably should have worn pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was funny and like I should have made this

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<v Speaker 4>clear to people are listening. It was job done and

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 4>everything like that. It's just that I think we've mentioned

0:24:06.400 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 4>this before. Sometimes you just to expect the laughs just

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:13.680
<v Speaker 4>to keep coming a roll and just I just didn't

0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:16.200
<v Speaker 4>get a roll on. I just I worked for every

0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 4>single laugh of d and I'm a lazy man. Yeah,

0:24:20.880 --> 0:24:21.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm not expecting that.

0:24:22.600 --> 0:24:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Tell you what though? The spread in the green room,

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<v Speaker 1>well man. I sent a photo to Kitty Flight again

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:30.879
<v Speaker 1>and she said, yeah, that's impressive.

0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:31.760
<v Speaker 2>That's yeah.

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.359
<v Speaker 4>When you said I'm going to send a photo to Giddy,

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:38.480
<v Speaker 4>I assumed you met your daughter and I thought, really, Dave,

0:24:38.640 --> 0:24:39.639
<v Speaker 4>just let her live alife.

0:24:41.920 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Kidd is always interested in what is backstage, because sometimes

0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:45.520
<v Speaker 1>we've been to venues.

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<v Speaker 2>It hasn't even been a water exactly.

0:24:47.680 --> 0:24:48.960
<v Speaker 1>They had to get water out of the tap, which

0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:50.920
<v Speaker 1>is fair enough in their local councils. But this one

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 1>had three types of chips, two types of M and ms,

0:24:54.760 --> 0:24:59.960
<v Speaker 1>bags of lollies, Fredo frogs, chocolate rolls, oh Man drinks,

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the fridge. I got to rise his lemonade for the

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<v Speaker 1>right home.

0:25:02.240 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 2>And they should have maybe had just like a big

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:05.920
<v Speaker 2>jar of insulin.

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:06.919
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and.

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:09.840
<v Speaker 2>There as well oh Man.

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:11.960
<v Speaker 1>And then and then I tea. So I was starving,

0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:15.680
<v Speaker 1>and I said to the guy, where can I get

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:17.560
<v Speaker 1>something quickly around here? He goes, go up the avco

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>the ampole and they'll cook whatever you want. And so

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>I go there and there's a Chinese guy who I

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:23.159
<v Speaker 1>started talking to.

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:24.520
<v Speaker 2>He was really interesting.

0:25:24.560 --> 0:25:28.159
<v Speaker 1>He said he was a Chinese backpacker, and because he

0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:31.560
<v Speaker 1>cooked the dim Simson fish in front of me and

0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>we got the big South Melbourne ones and you'd a

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.440
<v Speaker 1>bit of fish, and he kept sticking the thermometer in it.

0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And I said to him, mate, I got plenty of time.

0:25:37.240 --> 0:25:38.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't have to. I'm one in a rash because

0:25:38.600 --> 0:25:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather be well cooked, you know. Anyway, And he said, look,

0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.560
<v Speaker 1>why you want to have this? This chicken for free.

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 1>He gave you some chicken tenders and I'm eating that

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:48.159
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, yeah, you can have that. That's been

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:50.879
<v Speaker 1>here all day. And he said all day like this

0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>and that's been there all day. I'm like, whoa, he's

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:56.240
<v Speaker 1>still nicer.

0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>You know when you said he hips in a thermometery,

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 4>and I would have I wouldn't have been able to

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<v Speaker 4>help myself.

0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I would have said, is it is it not? Well?

0:26:06.080 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:26:08.200 --> 0:26:09.159
<v Speaker 2>Is it really poorly?

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:12.879
<v Speaker 1>Those dim seems bad? The world was wrong anyway.

0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:14.640
<v Speaker 2>He was telling me. I said, what are you doing?

0:26:14.720 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 2>In bean style?

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 1>He said he worked on a farm for a year.

0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:20.639
<v Speaker 1>He said that you know where the backpackers get a

0:26:20.720 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 1>two year, two year visa if they worked for a

0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 1>year on a farm.

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:24.760
<v Speaker 2>And I go, what was that like?

0:26:25.359 --> 0:26:28.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a ship job. He said, it was really hard.

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:31.800
<v Speaker 1>He said, this is much better in the servo.

0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:34.720
<v Speaker 4>You don't see a lot of people saying it's not

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 4>a ship job, but it's it's that's a very kip

0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:40.480
<v Speaker 4>same thing I think people get. People do get kind

0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:45.359
<v Speaker 4>of trapped almost here, like when they just go so

0:26:45.480 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 4>why didn't you leave?

0:26:46.240 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>And I just ran out of enage yeah, yeah, it

0:26:49.840 --> 0:26:50.360
<v Speaker 1>was interesting.

0:26:50.760 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 2>The last time we were in advanced it's interesting.

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, the spread was great, and so we we

0:26:55.880 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 1>finished the gig. I've got like two bags of M

0:26:58.040 --> 0:27:00.480
<v Speaker 1>and m's, a drink and some lalla and I walk

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:03.200
<v Speaker 1>out the back door and there's a few punters standing

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:07.119
<v Speaker 1>around and this girl woman Coast, Are you clearing out

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 1>the green room?

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:08.119
<v Speaker 4>Are you?

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:11.520
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, yeah, well, she goes, I put

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 1>them there, and it was Rachel, who manages the place. Yes, oh, anyway,

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.520
<v Speaker 1>signed a poster for a young man who loved comedy.

0:27:20.040 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Great.

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 2>When put everything back, No, we didn't.

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:25.639
<v Speaker 1>But the young man said, I loved that joke about

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:30.200
<v Speaker 1>your penis three degrees something.

0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Did you do a joke about that about what? When

0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, I fell down the cliff? Oh, they he

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:38.120
<v Speaker 2>was talking about your joke.

0:27:38.240 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I don't know what he was talking about.

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, I fell down the cliff.

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 4>I lost all my fingernails, I lost skin off my face,

0:27:46.160 --> 0:27:49.360
<v Speaker 4>and I lost eight inches off my penis. And then

0:27:49.400 --> 0:27:53.200
<v Speaker 4>I say to the audience, well, look I can't claim

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 4>that because that would give me negative three inches.

0:27:55.480 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Ah that's what he said. He goes. My favorite joke

0:27:58.400 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 1>was negative three inches. I'm like, oh, good one he's talking.

0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:04.040
<v Speaker 2>About I've done that joke for years.

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, well, Jake, well I just lost it after that.

0:28:10.400 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 4>Well do you know what was great was I did

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 4>the joke about the secret. You know, I talk about

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:17.439
<v Speaker 4>the philosophy.

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:20.119
<v Speaker 1>And visualizing, and this woman was out, I know, and

0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 1>I went and.

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 4>She had lent and I said, because she interrupted me twice, yeah,

0:28:25.520 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 4>And I said I see you know, do you?

0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>And she goes, yeah. I said what that? She goes,

0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:34.399
<v Speaker 2>it's the secret, And I said yeah, but why how

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>do you know? She said I have the book?

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the book.

0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:39.240
<v Speaker 2>And I said I really, so can you tell us

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 2>about it? She goes, I haven't. I can't. And I said,

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 2>what is that? She said, I've never opened the book.

0:28:45.600 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>She should have said it's a secret.

0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.120
<v Speaker 4>Well she'd already tried that one, and I wasn't having

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 4>it right, But I just said to her, well, it

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 4>should have on. That's probably the first thing that she

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:59.680
<v Speaker 4>should have on the book is you must open this book,

0:29:00.360 --> 0:29:02.200
<v Speaker 4>because it's absolutely.

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it Just like, yeah, you visualize your yeah, you manifest,

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:08.200
<v Speaker 1>manifest whatever you want to ask for universe.

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:11.040
<v Speaker 2>You say hey, universe, can I have that eight inches

0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 2>back on my dish?

0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 1>But also you make a board too with pictures of

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 1>a Mercedes or if you want done. Yeah, yeah, a

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 1>visualization board, isn't it?

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Well? I don't know. I mean, like a lot of things,

0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I know a little bit about it, but I certainly

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 1>By a Melbourne woman who worked at Channel nine.

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 2>I know. And yeah, and it got promulgated by Oprah

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Winfrey and that's why I took off. But to be honest,

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Dave you you've seen my life. What if I manifested?

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Are you still doing comedy? You manifested that kick tonight?

0:29:43.080 --> 0:29:46.160
<v Speaker 2>I manifested those lollies in thee.

0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 1>That that bit of fish with the thermometer in it,

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>ept saying him, I've got plenty of time. You don't

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:53.560
<v Speaker 1>have to.

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:55.640
<v Speaker 2>There's no rush here. Is it poorly?

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Is it poorly?

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 2>But no, I didn't look it was good. It's this

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 2>is one of the longer.

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:07.240
<v Speaker 1>You should do that and stand up about the hormometer

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 1>because my son bangs on about that all the time.

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 1>It's a master chef thing. Yeah, there always had his

0:30:12.640 --> 0:30:14.800
<v Speaker 1>thermo because we should get a phomometer dad for cooking roast,

0:30:14.840 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm like, I don't need a thermometer.

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got you. Yeah, just make him eat the

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>first bit.

0:30:21.840 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 2>If he kills over, whack it back in the oven

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 2>for ten minutes.

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I have that chicken that was there all day doesn't

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:28.280
<v Speaker 1>come back.

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 2>And that's why when you said do you want it?

0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Because the worst ever food poisoning I have was some

0:30:37.760 --> 0:30:41.480
<v Speaker 4>chicken and sat in a bamery. No. No, And that's

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 4>why I threw up so badly. I got two black eyes. Oh,

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.360
<v Speaker 4>I've never thrown up that violently in my life. In fact,

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 4>it wasn't two black eyes. I ended up with a

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 4>little like a little mask like I was a raccoon. Oh,

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:57.400
<v Speaker 4>but it was red because I burst all the blood

0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 4>vessels in it. That's one violence that's bad. Anyway, we're

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 4>on the ship at both.

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Ends day Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a gastro at

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>both ends. That's a Tom Seager joke for you. I

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 1>used to call him gastro on the foot field because

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 1>you were at both ends. Yeah, that's funny. Anyway, we

0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:24.080
<v Speaker 1>did it, and driving down here, some guy never seen

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>this before. There was a guy in a ute towel

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 1>gaining us right on a single lane highway like and like,

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, being quite aggressive, so over and high beam

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:37.239
<v Speaker 1>and stuff, and he overtook us. So then I put

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.520
<v Speaker 1>the high beam on him, and he did this. He's

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 1>got a light on the back of his card that

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 1>flashed in her.

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 4>Face reverse high beam and I reckon it was probably

0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.280
<v Speaker 4>off an aircraft.

0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>It was very bright.

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we know the headlights that those planes.

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen that.

0:31:54.080 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 2>It's the brightest light I've ever seen on the road.

0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>But that says to me he has a lot of

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 1>road rage incidents. And he's put the line into caunteract them.

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:07.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh yeah, he's yeah, because I was I was

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 4>looking at my phone at the time or something like that,

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 4>and all of us something I can see through my hand.

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>You thought we were getting kidnaped by aliens.

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:32:15.800 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>The finally they've come to promise, finally some action.

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I've got my good underwear on.

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 1>It's all, who are they going to probe first?

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Who wants at the least, who does a joke?

0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:30.479
<v Speaker 1>When the when the aliens land America, they go take

0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 1>us to your leader and and the guy's like, oh man,

0:32:33.080 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to nah, you know when I meet

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 1>him is a joke about that.

0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:40.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but I saw somebody do a bit

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 4>about how they don't they don't know, we don't probe anymore.

0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 2>We've got better technology.

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 4>Because it always was that what I wasn't been askings

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 4>all the time about that, like yeah, why they putting

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 4>things of your bom you know, really you've got the

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 4>technology to fly here thousands and thousands of light years

0:32:58.160 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 4>and then they're going to you know, somebody's going.

0:32:59.840 --> 0:33:03.719
<v Speaker 1>To be yeah, that's weird. You should ask the questions.

0:33:03.800 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 1>And we're going to get to eating out lollies.

0:33:06.520 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're going to stop off and do a little

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 2>aad Sale.

0:33:09.520 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>We're coming to Sale. Everyone. You're in your pooon, you're

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>in man Isaer with Billy and Sonya and.

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 4>And and.

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 1>So if you're in Queensland, go along. And then me

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and you were doing and with with the Gang, we're

0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>doing Sale and we're doing Allbrey yeah first of the

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>gang and yeah, then you and I doing Perth. Yeah

0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 1>in Perth, we're coming to mandra Guys Nils and I'm

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>doing Broom and cool.

0:33:48.000 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 4>As well, and yeah Davidson takes some fighters and room

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:55.200
<v Speaker 4>for me yeah, yeah, so yeah, we'd be going on.

0:33:55.520 --> 0:34:00.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so the key Okay, well well Brad, look.

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<v Speaker 4>First of all, I want to shout out to the

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 4>texts to Joe and Patch just so so no stress whatsoever.

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:13.640
<v Speaker 4>Nothing was a problem. Everything was cool, they know, everything

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<v Speaker 4>unobtrusive and just yeah, just a beautiful little theater.

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<v Speaker 2>So it went well.

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<v Speaker 1>It was we're going to return when we were really

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<v Speaker 1>famous and sell it out. It's seven living on the

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<v Speaker 1>way home.

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<v Speaker 4>What didn't go well, sorry, I'll just take one other

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.440
<v Speaker 4>things that work well for me was it wasn't freezing

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<v Speaker 4>cold on that stage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was warm because of cold backstage.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but it wasn't you know, quite often of those

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<v Speaker 4>theaters because you know, that stage was a third of

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:50.879
<v Speaker 4>the room, massive.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it.

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:52.480
<v Speaker 1>We could have done Oklahoma on it.

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're could have had a jet Star terminal there.

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<v Speaker 2>So that very well.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, the audience was quite nice. That's so that's

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<v Speaker 4>what worked. Yes, what didn't go well then, I don't know.

0:35:09.160 --> 0:35:11.920
<v Speaker 4>I just I feel like all that heat was on

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:16.160
<v Speaker 4>the stage rather than directed at me. Yeah, and it's

0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 4>so you look all I'm all I'm bitching about, folks,

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:23.840
<v Speaker 4>is wasn't a bad gig. It was just wasn't it

0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 4>wasn't super easy, and well else didn't go well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know all the organizational hazards get in the way.

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:35.799
<v Speaker 2>No one just said, what might not going to go well?

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Is the amount of lollies we've eaten?

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, organizational hazards pretty good? One pretty well?

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I think that somebody should invent some other

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:50.439
<v Speaker 2>form of travel.

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 1>To get back from bandstyle. How can we do better

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>next time?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I felt like we didn't need to do any better.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a helicopter, Yeah, get a HOLLI should be like

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<v Speaker 1>trumpet player James. He's got his pilot license and flies people,

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.839
<v Speaker 1>flies to his gigs. All right, So here, Tommy little

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 1>he's got his pilots. Give us a left, Tommy. We'll

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 1>even let him do five.

0:36:20.239 --> 0:36:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah and great, g where's the gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Fly back? I don't think his helicopter license soon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's working on Jesus she was. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>even got you know, I can't give it a car

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 2>license and I can't reverse the trailer. Really lost my license.

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<v Speaker 1>Points.

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<v Speaker 4>No, a little sneaky little trick which was in Victoria.

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this happens elsewhere.

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know this.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I had a few parking fines because just so

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:00.399
<v Speaker 4>you know, I'm not I'm not the wild alone your boy.

0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:04.719
<v Speaker 4>I just find parking fines a bit rich because I

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:08.839
<v Speaker 4>think if you don't provide enough parking, then of course

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:12.880
<v Speaker 4>people looking down at default. But anyway, I said to myself, Okay,

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:14.320
<v Speaker 4>I've paid enough parking fines.

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:16.960
<v Speaker 2>I've had two hart attacks. I'm not going to pay

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<v Speaker 2>any more parking pines.

0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 1>And no, because you just die with that debck.

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 4>And and I had some uh I read light fine,

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 4>and I had a speeding fine, and I said, well

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 4>I'll pay.

0:37:29.560 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Those, you know, yeah, because they have.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, I get a letter saying that if I

0:37:35.680 --> 0:37:39.600
<v Speaker 4>don't pay all of it, my license will just get suspended.

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 2>And my red shoe.

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 4>You can't even sell your car, you read Joe's it's

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 4>not the car, you're redho suspended.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.520
<v Speaker 2>And I went, oh, you're dirty buggers. So I have

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>to play it. So yeah, I'm paying them off.

0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:56.920
<v Speaker 1>Show you a payment plan or payment plan.

0:37:57.040 --> 0:38:01.600
<v Speaker 2>And apparently I did what everyone else does is I

0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 2>got a payment plan. And then a few weeks later

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:08.359
<v Speaker 2>I rang up and said Can I change my payment plan?

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Can I get a payment plan for the payment plan?

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, anyway, just say, people, don't you know I'm

0:38:15.680 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 4>not a I don't think I'm a socially irresponsible person,

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 4>but I am.

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I am a reckless driver. I tell my kids I'm

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:25.680
<v Speaker 1>a defensive driver. But you say, I drive like a cop.

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Like a cop.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So I see Senior's Sergeant Dave O'Neill.

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:34.040
<v Speaker 1>The other day. Okay, I was dropping hearing off into

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:34.439
<v Speaker 1>the city.

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:38:35.120 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I drive down, wrapped down the street forty kilometers right,

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.719
<v Speaker 1>it's changed in the last couple of years from fifty

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:43.280
<v Speaker 1>to forty, which is really slow if you're driving anyway.

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 2>Whatever.

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 1>There's cops, traffic highway patrol with the gun. I go,

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>look at that, Look at these idiots. Look at these idiots.

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Are those poor fuckers? Okay, I drop her off. I

0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 1>drive back past them again, have a glance. People pulled

0:38:56.120 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 1>out a look those fucking idiots. Anyway, About two hours later, Karen,

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:02.719
<v Speaker 1>can you come pick me up? I'm like, oh, I go,

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, So I go, I pick her up. I

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 1>drive down Rapton Street. All of a sudden, whoo, I'm

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:09.239
<v Speaker 1>like I got pulled out by the same cops that

0:39:09.280 --> 0:39:13.799
<v Speaker 1>I've been making fun of. Yeah, and he goes, all right,

0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:17.279
<v Speaker 1>you were doing fifty one and or forty zone. I'm

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 1>just gonna go check your driving record. And he comes back.

0:39:20.160 --> 0:39:22.640
<v Speaker 1>He goes, well, mister O'Neil, you've had a bit of

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:24.120
<v Speaker 1>a sketchy past, haven't you.

0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah you are, Jason statement.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, I nearly lost my license. Yeah. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:35.640
<v Speaker 1>well this is only one point. I'm like, oh, thank fuck.

0:39:36.320 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what dollars And he said he was going

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:41.000
<v Speaker 1>to text the fine, but I never got the text.

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 2>I have let me off. No.

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 4>That what happens is once you think you've got off,

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:50.320
<v Speaker 4>the moment you know, I reckon, I've got off, it

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:51.040
<v Speaker 4>just turns up.

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's some deal of the universe.

0:39:54.000 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>But you know why I patroller. They won't let you

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<v Speaker 1>off normally.

0:39:57.120 --> 0:40:00.800
<v Speaker 4>I am so I wrote that joke about patrol was

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:05.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not booked on the way to Aubrey And the

0:40:05.560 --> 0:40:06.560
<v Speaker 4>couple was really nice.

0:40:06.880 --> 0:40:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah where his name was so times well something.

0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:15.160
<v Speaker 4>Sauners from the hang around a highway patrol piwaver patrol

0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 4>and he was eating the pipe and he said and

0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 4>so he did that, and he gave me a split,

0:40:23.239 --> 0:40:26.000
<v Speaker 4>you know, mark me down and everything like that. He

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 4>was very friendly, but he did that thing I hate

0:40:28.760 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 4>right at the end where he goes, anyway, Bredford, I

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:34.800
<v Speaker 4>have to ask you, did you have any reason for

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:36.520
<v Speaker 4>for speeding?

0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 2>And it just shits me right, you know, just we've done.

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:41.759
<v Speaker 2>What can you say to that?

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<v Speaker 4>And I looked him straight in the eye, straight up

0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:48.000
<v Speaker 4>in the eye, and I said to him, just over confident, mate,

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 4>and he just went He looked at me and he

0:40:50.120 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 4>went what anyway.

0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:53.799
<v Speaker 2>The joke I wrote out of that was he goes,

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:56.440
<v Speaker 2>what do you mean over confident? What does that mean?

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:58.320
<v Speaker 4>I said, well, you know, you just gave me a

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:01.200
<v Speaker 4>fine two hundred and ninety dollars and he goes yeah,

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 4>And I said, you reckon, I'm going to pay that.

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:08.839
<v Speaker 4>That's overconfident, dish. But it's just it's the same when

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 4>they make a joke, right, you know, just come on.

0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 4>I was like one of those dudes at the airport

0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 4>said to me, because I made a joke about.

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Not a bomber, yeah, I did.

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.719
<v Speaker 4>I made a joke about a bomb because what now

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 4>what happened was I flew back from Wagger. I did

0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:27.320
<v Speaker 4>a gig and Wogger and I flew back from Wager

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:29.600
<v Speaker 4>and we just got strained on the plane and then.

0:41:29.520 --> 0:41:31.719
<v Speaker 1>We flew in the yeah, and then they do the

0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 1>search afterward, and.

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 4>They do the search afterwards before we go on to

0:41:35.239 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 4>the terminal, and there was one umbrella and it was

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 4>raining and.

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 2>We had to queue up to get inside to get searched.

0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 4>And so I started going mah manhat like that, you know,

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:51.319
<v Speaker 4>because I was annoyed. And then when we got there

0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 4>to the thing, I said, well, I would have blind

0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:55.520
<v Speaker 4>the plane up already.

0:41:56.280 --> 0:42:01.800
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, the guys come out, well three guys grabbed

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:03.879
<v Speaker 2>me and they dave.

0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 4>They did that thing where where I want a travelator

0:42:08.560 --> 0:42:11.239
<v Speaker 4>right at the effort, and so they have to walk

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 4>next to the travelator.

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.279
<v Speaker 2>So I'm standing there like, you know, I'm out of

0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:16.359
<v Speaker 2>Star Wars or something.

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Just go along.

0:42:18.920 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 4>And this guy goes and you can tell them security

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 4>because they would try not to look like security. And

0:42:25.200 --> 0:42:30.360
<v Speaker 4>one of them says to me, he goes, uh, what

0:42:30.560 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 4>makes you think you're qualified to make it? He asked me,

0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>did you make a joke about a bomb? And I said, well,

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 4>I didn't say a bomb. I just said I would

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.400
<v Speaker 4>have blow it up because it seemed I said, it

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 4>seemed asinine to me to search us after we've left

0:42:46.000 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 4>the plane, right, And he knows, well, what makes you

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:53.760
<v Speaker 4>think you're qualified to make a joke in an airport?

0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:56.399
<v Speaker 4>And I just said to him, well, as a matter

0:42:56.400 --> 0:43:00.200
<v Speaker 4>of fact, mate, I'm probably at this moment, Demo is quite.

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:03.120
<v Speaker 2>The person in the airport to do that. And he was,

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 2>what you meant? You know what?

0:43:04.080 --> 0:43:07.279
<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm a stand up comedian, I'm allowed to

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:10.040
<v Speaker 4>meet jokes. And he goes, what And I pulled out

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 4>one of my DVDs to them and just and then

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:19.279
<v Speaker 4>got off the traveling and just walked off off. I'm

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 4>probably I'm probably making people angry out there, and just

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 4>go he's he's a band and he's a roade, but.

0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:27.399
<v Speaker 2>Come on, just pulls him. Why would just why would

0:43:27.400 --> 0:43:30.319
<v Speaker 2>you search people? Laughter? They've got I know they've done

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:32.879
<v Speaker 2>that to me too. Yeah, it doesn't make it odd?

0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:37.720
<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, and have a listen to Slippery Slope,

0:43:37.760 --> 0:43:40.360
<v Speaker 1>our new podcast. It's like a proper podcast with you.

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 1>It's not just two guys.

0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:46.839
<v Speaker 4>Rambling on, No, it's it's true crime. Thanks again, Brad,

0:43:47.080 --> 0:43:49.000
<v Speaker 4>thanks made bad.

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Going for a.

0:43:57.040 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 3>Drive to a little gain and drive back back with

0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:07.800
<v Speaker 3>the chat. It is called the deep breath. It's called

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 3>the de breath. It's called the D three. It's caltond three,

0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 3>it's caltend breath.