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Speaker 1: All right, welcome to the debrief. It's Stay O'Neill here

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Speaker 1: with my sergeant in arms Brah.

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Speaker 2: It looks hello reporting.

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Speaker 1: Going for a drive to a little game.

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Speaker 3: They drive back with Caledon de Breed. It's Caldon d Breath.

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Speaker 3: It's Calton D Tree. It's Calton D Tree. It's Calton Breath.

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Speaker 1: We're here just to me and you know Henry, No,

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Speaker 1: Peter Oson, No, sna Sonya, no one. And where we going, Brad?

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Speaker 4: We're going to Brandsdown, Bainsdale, the Forge Theater, Man.

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Speaker 2: Victoria, three and a half hours east.

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Speaker 1: It's a long way.

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Speaker 2: It is a long way, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Just stop to the servoy then? And I don't know

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Speaker 1: you want to pie? So I don't know where I'm

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Speaker 1: going to get dinner.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know. Yeah, well the Bends is pretty

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Speaker 2: big town.

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Speaker 1: There's a big town. But there's a kind of a

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Speaker 1: timing issue, isn't there. Yeah, well it's getting there and

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Speaker 1: doing a sound check and all that.

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Speaker 2: But we aren't in the davemobile.

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Speaker 4: So there's probably like a lot of bountiful food secreted

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Speaker 4: around in here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah's AIChE somewhere.

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Speaker 4: Like if we have a crashy airbag pops out, I

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Speaker 4: get hit by fifteen wagon wheels.

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Speaker 1: Which aren't they good anymore?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Still not podcast? Yeah wrong podcast? And also you know

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Speaker 1: you get one from a cake shop, they're really good

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Speaker 1: now yeah, it's all Queensland thing to make wagonund have.

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Speaker 2: You ever eaten vanilla ice cream using a wagon? Will know?

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Speaker 2: It's very nice, very nice, very good.

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Speaker 1: Tip. I don't have sweet No, you don't have a

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Speaker 1: sweet tooth.

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Speaker 2: No, this is all savory well savory. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So you don't ever buy like a chocolate.

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Speaker 4: Bar, I will ever know? And then I haven't been

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Speaker 4: in chocolate. But it's kind of like, you know, it's

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Speaker 4: it's I failed to see why people get so excited

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Speaker 4: about it. Okay, right, give me a pizza and I

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Speaker 4: will do anything.

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Speaker 2: May as well.

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Speaker 1: We'll get tonight nor we normally like when we went

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Speaker 1: to Chep we went to Moduro. We got those old

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Speaker 1: school pizzas. They are the best, you.

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Speaker 2: Know we had. I think we had a good pizza

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Speaker 2: last year and you somewhere too.

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Speaker 1: Remember the last time I went to Bansty there was

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Speaker 1: a pizza disaster at that pub.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was.

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Speaker 4: That.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I knew people have taken it over,

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Speaker 1: but well, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, look, I think I was spoken about their pigeon

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Speaker 4: disaster before, you know, about when they crowned the scene

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Speaker 4: on officially opened Melbourne blew the pigeons. There were two

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Speaker 4: two outdoor pit bosses or whatever, and one of them

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Speaker 4: said release the doves and the other one said turn

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Speaker 2: Massacred them and they got fined a lot of money

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Speaker 2: and it was very tragic and so on. So I

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Speaker 2: feel like this was almost of that scale that they've

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Speaker 4: We'll get Dave O'Neill down here in Bensdale and everybody

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Speaker 4: who buys a ticket gets a free pizza or get

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Speaker 4: some pizza with it. Well, let's why don't we get

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Speaker 4: eat machine that makes two pizzas at once and see

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Speaker 4: how long it takes us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't work anyway, They needed Jesus, they needed something.

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Speaker 1: We of course have to mention on new podcast Slippery Slope,

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Speaker 1: which which happened because of this touring, that silly of

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Speaker 1: Wordsworth production has been organized in these regional tours for us,

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Speaker 1: and we went to Mount Isa and what happened?

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Speaker 4: What happened brat what we found in Mount Isa was

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Speaker 4: We got there very early, couldn't check in our hotel.

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Speaker 4: A woman from the municipal council who was kindly driving

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Speaker 4: us around, told us a wonderful tale about the water

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Speaker 4: slide that was late.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so they wanted a water slide. That's a whole

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Speaker 1: saga in itself, and then because there was opposition on

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Speaker 1: the council and then well they ordered it from Turkey,

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Speaker 1: where water slides now get made. We learned, you learned

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Speaker 1: so many things from this and basically there was an

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Speaker 2: And so we've done a true crime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true crime. We're not the next Cereal.

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Speaker 2: Or I mean, we're not women, but we will. We

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Speaker 2: aren't rattling this crime.

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Speaker 1: We both listened to that Hamish podcast, Who the Hell Hamish?

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Speaker 2: Who the Hell?

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Speaker 1: This is a great podcast by the guy from the Australian.

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Speaker 1: We're like, we're pretty much going for his job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that's I'm surprised. We're not going to do a

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Speaker 1: Q And at the end of this on the slippery slope,

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Speaker 1: where which are the thousands of people turning up going?

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Speaker 1: We don't care about your stand up, tell us more

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Speaker 1: about the water slide of Mount Eier.

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Speaker 4: You've been waiting by the final week for six minutes, George, Next, George, Dave,

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Speaker 4: Dave O'Niel.

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Speaker 1: You can be Ian Leslie and I'll be out of it,

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Speaker 1: out of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm Dave O'Neill, I'm Brad Oaks. This is

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Speaker 2: six minutes. Well it's not forty two minutes. But anyway, Look, the.

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Speaker 1: Good thing about that podcast is a short one only,

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Speaker 1: it's only a four parter. But have a listen. Let's

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Speaker 1: you'll hear me and Brad.

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Speaker 2: There may be a bonus. You never know, there may

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Speaker 2: be a bonus, you know, because worldwide conspiracy and.

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Speaker 1: I could uncover other things, exactly different things.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe water slides are going missing all over the Giant.

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Speaker 1: We're into argon, Brad.

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Speaker 4: And so when we're talking about the water slide here people,

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Speaker 4: we're talking about a massive, a big one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, let's just reminisce about doing gigs of that pub

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Speaker 1: with the late Dave Grant. Was it that pub? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: wasn't that room there?

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Speaker 1: This one there. I've got gigs in that room right there.

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Speaker 4: I did one in there once with a whole lot

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Speaker 1: There was this one too.

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Speaker 2: How was that one? There was a saloon bar around

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Speaker 1: There, and also that nightclub. It's called I should remember.

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Speaker 1: I make jokes about it. It's got a sunken dance floor.

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Speaker 1: It's now a functions center. Brad.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, it's called the.

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Speaker 1: The hang On. I can't remember what's called.

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Speaker 2: I remember it was that part of your Manhattan. I

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Speaker 1: If I'm around here, I would do it.

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Speaker 1: This is a McDonald's where they often have a bouncer

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Speaker 4: Velvet bounces two bounces and two bounces and the velvet

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Speaker 4: and if you really want upset on me mate, I

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Speaker 1: The Tarragon one. It's called the Another Paradise. The so

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Speaker 1: many times I remember it. By the end of it,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a noble moment. We call this weather podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's another podcast that's all you do so.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: You know, Glenn Robbins will be listening to the Slippery

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Speaker 1: Slope podcast and be correcting you at nauseum. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you often correct Glenn, so I've corrected him, yeah, twice.

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Speaker 1: Because he's one of the kings of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's a nice man, Glenn.

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Speaker 1: Of course, we're the nice guys are comedy.

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Speaker 2: I will continue to correct dickheads.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 4: As I us. I mean, I'm bitten by the dog

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Speaker 4: I messaged somebody on Facebook and I said, they said, here,

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Speaker 4: pram past me. When I told the dog what I

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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful with my sort of dog.

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Speaker 4: I'm not blaming the dog, I'm not blaming the owner.

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Speaker 4: back to just complimenting dogs.

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Speaker 1: Now, no idea.

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Speaker 1: I find any of those pitbull kind of types of dogs,

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Speaker 4: places where they have the Satans, they do have their

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Speaker 2: Dogs, but only for a limited die. Yeah. Well you

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Speaker 2: In fact, you might in fact move to.

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Speaker 1: Yes, great day, like I saw in the Pitchhop yesterday,

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Speaker 1: they have frozen rats and to feed your snakes or whatever.

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Speaker 4: a bunny rabbit, and then goes there going the picture

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Speaker 4: goes sure it would you like a nice fluffy white

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Speaker 4: one or a black rom and he goes, I don't

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Speaker 4: give I don't think my rattlesnake gives a fuck.

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Speaker 1: What that's funny.

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Speaker 2: I've heard that. I know there.

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Speaker 1: You got a new joke.

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Speaker 2: There was no one of mine.

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Speaker 4: No, I know that, but yeah, it's yeah, it's so

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Speaker 2: So we housed that for three weeks and the goldfish dive.

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Speaker 1: How do you replace it?

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Speaker 4: Well, we can be maybe looking at other crimes, Davey,

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, every time I went to the chemist

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Speaker 1: I would've just been nodding and winking.

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Speaker 1: That's cool.

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Speaker 4: You know. The other way to meet girls was actually

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Speaker 1: What a band? I'm going to the Abber show in London. Holograms.

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Speaker 2: I just do my voice. I just want anybody out

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Speaker 4: Rosale, Ben as in chub b a I r n

444
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 4: bens Dale Bandsdale, Ben's Ben Ben ban Dale.

445
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 2: Okay whatever, okay, all right, we're.

446
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: Back on the debrief. We done Bandsdale the Forge Theater.

447
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 1: How was it, Brad, Well, it was good.

448
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 2: It was lovely. I found it a little tough.

449
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: It was a big theater with a smaller crowd, it was.

450
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 1: But they were so they were good though by the time,

451
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 1: well you warn them up. By at the time I

452
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 1: came on, they were great.

453
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 2: Do you know what it was like?

454
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 4: You know, I mean you got a really kind of

455
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 4: nobby restaurant and you get a big plate with a

456
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 4: tiny meal.

457
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 1: That's what it was like, the whole cuisine.

458
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 2: Yes, but they did at least sit right in the middle.

459
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: They were good.

460
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 2: They you know, they they laughed a couple of times.

461
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, yeah, here we go.

462
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 4: But I think, you know, and I probably said this before,

463
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 4: I think that they like, maybe they wanted you. And

464
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 4: one of the happiest moments we had was when.

465
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,640
Speaker 1: I went here, he is, ah, don't talk yourself down.

466
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: You've got a big round of pause, and I said

467
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 1: your name. Yeah, but no, they were good fun.

468
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 2: I did do some districts. Yes, it's interesting.

469
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: They didn't really like dirty stuff. Well they give that

470
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,199
Speaker 1: a bit of a oh that kind of thing when

471
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: I did anything a bit risque, that's for sure.

472
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I didn't really notice that. I suppose now

473
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 4: you say that I probably should have worn pants.

474
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: Yes, no, it was.

475
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 4: It was funny and like I should have made this

476
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 4: clear to people are listening. It was job done and

477
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 4: everything like that. It's just that I think we've mentioned

478
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 4: this before. Sometimes you just to expect the laughs just

479
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: to keep coming a roll and just I just didn't

480
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 4: get a roll on. I just I worked for every

481
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 4: single laugh of d and I'm a lazy man. Yeah,

482
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 4: I'm not expecting that.

483
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,360
Speaker 1: Tell you what though? The spread in the green room,

484
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: well man. I sent a photo to Kitty Flight again

485
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, that's impressive.

486
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 2: That's yeah.

487
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 4: When you said I'm going to send a photo to Giddy,

488
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 4: I assumed you met your daughter and I thought, really, Dave,

489
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 4: just let her live alife.

490
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: Kidd is always interested in what is backstage, because sometimes

491
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: we've been to venues.

492
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: It hasn't even been a water exactly.

493
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: They had to get water out of the tap, which

494
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: is fair enough in their local councils. But this one

495
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: had three types of chips, two types of M and ms,

496
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: bags of lollies, Fredo frogs, chocolate rolls, oh Man drinks,

497
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: the fridge. I got to rise his lemonade for the

498
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 1: right home.

499
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: And they should have maybe had just like a big

500
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: jar of insulin.

501
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:06,919
Speaker 1: And yeah, and.

502
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 2: There as well oh Man.

503
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: And then and then I tea. So I was starving,

504
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: and I said to the guy, where can I get

505
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: something quickly around here? He goes, go up the avco

506
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: the ampole and they'll cook whatever you want. And so

507
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: I go there and there's a Chinese guy who I

508
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: started talking to.

509
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 2: He was really interesting.

510
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 1: He said he was a Chinese backpacker, and because he

511
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: cooked the dim Simson fish in front of me and

512
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: we got the big South Melbourne ones and you'd a

513
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: bit of fish, and he kept sticking the thermometer in it.

514
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: And I said to him, mate, I got plenty of time.

515
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: You don't have to. I'm one in a rash because

516
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: I'd rather be well cooked, you know. Anyway, And he said, look,

517
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: why you want to have this? This chicken for free.

518
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: He gave you some chicken tenders and I'm eating that

519
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, you can have that. That's been

520
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: here all day. And he said all day like this

521
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: and that's been there all day. I'm like, whoa, he's

522
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: still nicer.

523
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: You know.

524
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 4: You know when you said he hips in a thermometery,

525
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 4: and I would have I wouldn't have been able to

526
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 4: help myself.

527
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: I would have said, is it is it not? Well?

528
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

529
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 2: Is it really poorly?

530
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: Those dim seems bad? The world was wrong anyway.

531
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: He was telling me. I said, what are you doing?

532
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: In bean style?

533
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: He said he worked on a farm for a year.

534
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: He said that you know where the backpackers get a

535
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: two year, two year visa if they worked for a

536
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: year on a farm.

537
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: And I go, what was that like?

538
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: It was a ship job. He said, it was really hard.

539
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: He said, this is much better in the servo.

540
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

541
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 4: You don't see a lot of people saying it's not

542
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 4: a ship job, but it's it's that's a very kip

543
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 4: same thing I think people get. People do get kind

544
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 4: of trapped almost here, like when they just go so

545
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 4: why didn't you leave?

546
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: And I just ran out of enage yeah, yeah, it

547
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: was interesting.

548
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: The last time we were in advanced it's interesting.

549
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: But anyway, the spread was great, and so we we

550
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: finished the gig. I've got like two bags of M

551
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: and m's, a drink and some lalla and I walk

552
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: out the back door and there's a few punters standing

553
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: around and this girl woman Coast, Are you clearing out

554
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: the green room?

555
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 4: Are you?

556
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, yeah, well, she goes, I put

557
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: them there, and it was Rachel, who manages the place. Yes, oh, anyway,

558
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: signed a poster for a young man who loved comedy.

559
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

560
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: Great.

561
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 2: When put everything back, No, we didn't.

562
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: But the young man said, I loved that joke about

563
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: your penis three degrees something.

564
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: Did you do a joke about that about what? When

565
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: I said, I fell down the cliff? Oh, they he

566
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 2: was talking about your joke.

567
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know what he was talking about.

568
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: I said, I fell down the cliff.

569
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 4: I lost all my fingernails, I lost skin off my face,

570
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 4: and I lost eight inches off my penis. And then

571
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 4: I say to the audience, well, look I can't claim

572
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 4: that because that would give me negative three inches.

573
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: Ah that's what he said. He goes. My favorite joke

574
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: was negative three inches. I'm like, oh, good one he's talking.

575
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: About I've done that joke for years.

576
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, Jake, well I just lost it after that.

577
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 4: Well do you know what was great was I did

578
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 4: the joke about the secret. You know, I talk about

579
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 4: the philosophy.

580
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 1: And visualizing, and this woman was out, I know, and

581
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: I went and.

582
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 4: She had lent and I said, because she interrupted me twice, yeah,

583
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 4: And I said I see you know, do you?

584
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: And she goes, yeah. I said what that? She goes,

585
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: it's the secret, And I said yeah, but why how

586
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 2: do you know? She said I have the book?

587
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, the book.

588
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: And I said I really, so can you tell us

589
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: about it? She goes, I haven't. I can't. And I said,

590
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: what is that? She said, I've never opened the book.

591
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: She should have said it's a secret.

592
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 4: Well she'd already tried that one, and I wasn't having

593
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 4: it right, But I just said to her, well, it

594
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 4: should have on. That's probably the first thing that she

595
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 4: should have on the book is you must open this book,

596
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 4: because it's absolutely.

597
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: Isn't it Just like, yeah, you visualize your yeah, you manifest,

598
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: manifest whatever you want to ask for universe.

599
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: You say hey, universe, can I have that eight inches

600
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: back on my dish?

601
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: But also you make a board too with pictures of

602
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: a Mercedes or if you want done. Yeah, yeah, a

603
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: visualization board, isn't it?

604
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 2: Well? I don't know. I mean, like a lot of things,

605
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: I know a little bit about it, but I certainly

606
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: I mean.

607
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: By a Melbourne woman who worked at Channel nine.

608
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: I know. And yeah, and it got promulgated by Oprah

609
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: Winfrey and that's why I took off. But to be honest,

610
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: Dave you you've seen my life. What if I manifested?

611
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Are you still doing comedy? You manifested that kick tonight?

612
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: I manifested those lollies in thee.

613
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: That that bit of fish with the thermometer in it,

614
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: ept saying him, I've got plenty of time. You don't

615
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: have to.

616
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 2: There's no rush here. Is it poorly?

617
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: Is it poorly?

618
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: But no, I didn't look it was good. It's this

619
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: is one of the longer.

620
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: You should do that and stand up about the hormometer

621
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: because my son bangs on about that all the time.

622
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: It's a master chef thing. Yeah, there always had his

623
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: thermo because we should get a phomometer dad for cooking roast,

624
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, I don't need a thermometer.

625
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got you. Yeah, just make him eat the

626
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: first bit.

627
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

628
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: If he kills over, whack it back in the oven

629
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: for ten minutes.

630
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: I have that chicken that was there all day doesn't

631
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: come back.

632
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: And that's why when you said do you want it?

633
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 4: Because the worst ever food poisoning I have was some

634
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 4: chicken and sat in a bamery. No. No, And that's

635
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 4: why I threw up so badly. I got two black eyes. Oh,

636
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 4: I've never thrown up that violently in my life. In fact,

637
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 4: it wasn't two black eyes. I ended up with a

638
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 4: little like a little mask like I was a raccoon. Oh,

639
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 4: but it was red because I burst all the blood

640
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 4: vessels in it. That's one violence that's bad. Anyway, we're

641
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 4: on the ship at both.

642
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: Ends day Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a gastro at

643
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: both ends. That's a Tom Seager joke for you. I

644
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: used to call him gastro on the foot field because

645
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: you were at both ends. Yeah, that's funny. Anyway, we

646
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: did it, and driving down here, some guy never seen

647
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: this before. There was a guy in a ute towel

648
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: gaining us right on a single lane highway like and like,

649
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: you know, being quite aggressive, so over and high beam

650
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 1: and stuff, and he overtook us. So then I put

651
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: the high beam on him, and he did this. He's

652
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: got a light on the back of his card that

653
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: flashed in her.

654
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 4: Face reverse high beam and I reckon it was probably

655
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 4: off an aircraft.

656
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: It was very bright.

657
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know the headlights that those planes.

658
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: I've never seen that.

659
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: It's the brightest light I've ever seen on the road.

660
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: But that says to me he has a lot of

661
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: road rage incidents. And he's put the line into caunteract them.

662
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, he's yeah, because I was I was

663
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 4: looking at my phone at the time or something like that,

664
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 4: and all of us something I can see through my hand.

665
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: You thought we were getting kidnaped by aliens.

666
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

667
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: The finally they've come to promise, finally some action.

668
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: I've got my good underwear on.

669
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: It's all, who are they going to probe first?

670
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 4: I know.

671
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: Who wants at the least, who does a joke?

672
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 4: Now?

673
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 1: When the when the aliens land America, they go take

674
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: us to your leader and and the guy's like, oh man,

675
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: you don't want to nah, you know when I meet

676
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: him is a joke about that.

677
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 4: I don't know, but I saw somebody do a bit

678
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 4: about how they don't they don't know, we don't probe anymore.

679
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: We've got better technology.

680
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 4: Because it always was that what I wasn't been askings

681
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 4: all the time about that, like yeah, why they putting

682
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 4: things of your bom you know, really you've got the

683
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 4: technology to fly here thousands and thousands of light years

684
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 4: and then they're going to you know, somebody's going.

685
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,719
Speaker 1: To be yeah, that's weird. You should ask the questions.

686
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: And we're going to get to eating out lollies.

687
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: Well, we're going to stop off and do a little

688
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: aad Sale.

689
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: We're coming to Sale. Everyone. You're in your pooon, you're

690
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: in man Isaer with Billy and Sonya and.

691
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: And and.

692
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: So if you're in Queensland, go along. And then me

693
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: and you were doing and with with the Gang, we're

694
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: doing Sale and we're doing Allbrey yeah first of the

695
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: gang and yeah, then you and I doing Perth. Yeah

696
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: in Perth, we're coming to mandra Guys Nils and I'm

697
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: doing Broom and cool.

698
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: As well, and yeah Davidson takes some fighters and room

699
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 4: for me yeah, yeah, so yeah, we'd be going on.

700
00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, so the key Okay, well well Brad, look.

701
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 4: First of all, I want to shout out to the

702
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 4: texts to Joe and Patch just so so no stress whatsoever.

703
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 4: Nothing was a problem. Everything was cool, they know, everything

704
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 4: unobtrusive and just yeah, just a beautiful little theater.

705
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 2: So it went well.

706
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: It was we're going to return when we were really

707
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: famous and sell it out. It's seven living on the

708
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: way home.

709
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 4: What didn't go well, sorry, I'll just take one other

710
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 4: things that work well for me was it wasn't freezing

711
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 4: cold on that stage.

712
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 2: No, it was warm because of cold backstage.

713
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it wasn't you know, quite often of those

714
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 4: theaters because you know, that stage was a third of

715
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 4: the room, massive.

716
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 2: Wasn't it.

717
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: We could have done Oklahoma on it.

718
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 2: Well, we're could have had a jet Star terminal there.

719
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: So that very well.

720
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 4: And yeah, the audience was quite nice. That's so that's

721
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 4: what worked. Yes, what didn't go well then, I don't know.

722
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 4: I just I feel like all that heat was on

723
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 4: the stage rather than directed at me. Yeah, and it's

724
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 4: so you look all I'm all I'm bitching about, folks,

725
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 4: is wasn't a bad gig. It was just wasn't it

726
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 4: wasn't super easy, and well else didn't go well.

727
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't know all the organizational hazards get in the way.

728
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 2: No one just said, what might not going to go well?

729
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 2: Is the amount of lollies we've eaten?

730
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: Yes, organizational hazards pretty good? One pretty well?

731
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I think that somebody should invent some other

732
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 2: form of travel.

733
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: To get back from bandstyle. How can we do better

734
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: next time?

735
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 2: Look, I felt like we didn't need to do any better.

736
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: Get a helicopter, Yeah, get a HOLLI should be like

737
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: trumpet player James. He's got his pilot license and flies people,

738
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: flies to his gigs. All right, So here, Tommy little

739
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: he's got his pilots. Give us a left, Tommy. We'll

740
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: even let him do five.

741
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: Yeah and great, g where's the gig.

742
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: Fly back? I don't think his helicopter license soon.

743
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 2: I think he's working on Jesus she was. I haven't

744
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 2: even got you know, I can't give it a car

745
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: license and I can't reverse the trailer. Really lost my license.

746
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: Points.

747
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 4: No, a little sneaky little trick which was in Victoria.

748
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if this happens elsewhere.

749
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: I didn't know this.

750
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 4: Because I had a few parking fines because just so

751
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not I'm not the wild alone your boy.

752
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 4: I just find parking fines a bit rich because I

753
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 4: think if you don't provide enough parking, then of course

754
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 4: people looking down at default. But anyway, I said to myself, Okay,

755
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,320
Speaker 4: I've paid enough parking fines.

756
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: I've had two hart attacks. I'm not going to pay

757
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: any more parking pines.

758
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: And no, because you just die with that debck.

759
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

760
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 4: And and I had some uh I read light fine,

761
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 4: and I had a speeding fine, and I said, well

762
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 4: I'll pay.

763
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: Those, you know, yeah, because they have.

764
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 4: So anyway, I get a letter saying that if I

765
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 4: don't pay all of it, my license will just get suspended.

766
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 2: And my red shoe.

767
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 4: You can't even sell your car, you read Joe's it's

768
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 4: not the car, you're redho suspended.

769
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: And I went, oh, you're dirty buggers. So I have

770
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: to play it. So yeah, I'm paying them off.

771
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: Show you a payment plan or payment plan.

772
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: And apparently I did what everyone else does is I

773
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 2: got a payment plan. And then a few weeks later

774
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 2: I rang up and said Can I change my payment plan?

775
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: Can I get a payment plan for the payment plan?

776
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 2: Exactly?

777
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, anyway, just say, people, don't you know I'm

778
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 4: not a I don't think I'm a socially irresponsible person,

779
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 4: but I am.

780
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: I am a reckless driver. I tell my kids I'm

781
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: a defensive driver. But you say, I drive like a cop.

782
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 1: Like a cop.

783
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: Right, So I see Senior's Sergeant Dave O'Neill.

784
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: The other day. Okay, I was dropping hearing off into

785
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,439
Speaker 1: the city.

786
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 2: Right.

787
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: I drive down, wrapped down the street forty kilometers right,

788
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: it's changed in the last couple of years from fifty

789
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: to forty, which is really slow if you're driving anyway.

790
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 2: Whatever.

791
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: There's cops, traffic highway patrol with the gun. I go,

792
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: look at that, Look at these idiots. Look at these idiots.

793
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: Are those poor fuckers? Okay, I drop her off. I

794
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: drive back past them again, have a glance. People pulled

795
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: out a look those fucking idiots. Anyway, About two hours later, Karen,

796
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 1: can you come pick me up? I'm like, oh, I go,

797
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: all right, So I go, I pick her up. I

798
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: drive down Rapton Street. All of a sudden, whoo, I'm

799
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: like I got pulled out by the same cops that

800
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: I've been making fun of. Yeah, and he goes, all right,

801
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: you were doing fifty one and or forty zone. I'm

802
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: just gonna go check your driving record. And he comes back.

803
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: He goes, well, mister O'Neil, you've had a bit of

804
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: a sketchy past, haven't you.

805
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you are, Jason statement.

806
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I nearly lost my license. Yeah. He goes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

807
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: well this is only one point. I'm like, oh, thank fuck.

808
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: You know what dollars And he said he was going

809
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: to text the fine, but I never got the text.

810
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: I have let me off. No.

811
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 4: That what happens is once you think you've got off,

812
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 4: the moment you know, I reckon, I've got off, it

813
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 4: just turns up.

814
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's some deal of the universe.

815
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: But you know why I patroller. They won't let you

816
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: off normally.

817
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 4: I am so I wrote that joke about patrol was

818
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 4: I'm not booked on the way to Aubrey And the

819
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 4: couple was really nice.

820
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: Yeah where his name was so times well something.

821
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 4: Sauners from the hang around a highway patrol piwaver patrol

822
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 4: and he was eating the pipe and he said and

823
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: so he did that, and he gave me a split,

824
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 4: you know, mark me down and everything like that. He

825
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 4: was very friendly, but he did that thing I hate

826
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 4: right at the end where he goes, anyway, Bredford, I

827
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 4: have to ask you, did you have any reason for

828
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 4: for speeding?

829
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: And it just shits me right, you know, just we've done.

830
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 2: What can you say to that?

831
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 4: And I looked him straight in the eye, straight up

832
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 4: in the eye, and I said to him, just over confident, mate,

833
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 4: and he just went He looked at me and he

834
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 4: went what anyway.

835
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 2: The joke I wrote out of that was he goes,

836
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: what do you mean over confident? What does that mean?

837
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 4: I said, well, you know, you just gave me a

838
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 4: fine two hundred and ninety dollars and he goes yeah,

839
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: And I said, you reckon, I'm going to pay that.

840
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 4: That's overconfident, dish. But it's just it's the same when

841
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 4: they make a joke, right, you know, just come on.

842
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 4: I was like one of those dudes at the airport

843
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 4: said to me, because I made a joke about.

844
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: Not a bomber, yeah, I did.

845
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 4: I made a joke about a bomb because what now

846
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 4: what happened was I flew back from Wagger. I did

847
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 4: a gig and Wogger and I flew back from Wager

848
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 4: and we just got strained on the plane and then.

849
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: We flew in the yeah, and then they do the

850
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: search afterward, and.

851
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 4: They do the search afterwards before we go on to

852
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 4: the terminal, and there was one umbrella and it was

853
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 4: raining and.

854
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 2: We had to queue up to get inside to get searched.

855
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: And so I started going mah manhat like that, you know,

856
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 4: because I was annoyed. And then when we got there

857
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 4: to the thing, I said, well, I would have blind

858
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 4: the plane up already.

859
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 2: So anyway, the guys come out, well three guys grabbed

860
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 2: me and they dave.

861
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 4: They did that thing where where I want a travelator

862
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 4: right at the effort, and so they have to walk

863
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 4: next to the travelator.

864
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: So I'm standing there like, you know, I'm out of

865
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 2: Star Wars or something.

866
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: Just go along.

867
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 4: And this guy goes and you can tell them security

868
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 4: because they would try not to look like security. And

869
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 4: one of them says to me, he goes, uh, what

870
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 4: makes you think you're qualified to make it? He asked me,

871
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 4: did you make a joke about a bomb? And I said, well,

872
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 4: I didn't say a bomb. I just said I would

873
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 4: have blow it up because it seemed I said, it

874
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 4: seemed asinine to me to search us after we've left

875
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 4: the plane, right, And he knows, well, what makes you

876
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 4: think you're qualified to make a joke in an airport?

877
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 4: And I just said to him, well, as a matter

878
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 4: of fact, mate, I'm probably at this moment, Demo is quite.

879
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: The person in the airport to do that. And he was,

880
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 2: what you meant? You know what?

881
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 4: I said, I'm a stand up comedian, I'm allowed to

882
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: meet jokes. And he goes, what And I pulled out

883
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 4: one of my DVDs to them and just and then

884
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 4: got off the traveling and just walked off off. I'm

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, and have a listen to Slippery Slope,

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Speaker 1: our new podcast. It's like a proper podcast with you.

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Speaker 1: It's not just two guys.

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Speaker 4: Rambling on, No, it's it's true crime. Thanks again, Brad,

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