Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the things that they did when dear
Speaker 1: old Daddy was only a kid?
Speaker 2: The flapper hat, sand Derby sends backs.
Speaker 3: Do you remember.
Speaker 1: When? Do you remember the Dixie Land jail, the biod rasing,
Speaker 1: the task you brought.
Speaker 4: Your back, the ball and the jack.
Speaker 2: Do you rememberber when all all those good old lads
Speaker 2: in a hero and home a all yes, sir, those
Speaker 2: good old lad knocking on.
Speaker 1: The doors, when Joe send me? Do you remember bird
Speaker 1: the vamp was the range and little Jolly was king
Speaker 1: of the stage. The cats, that's first women, that's do
Speaker 1: you remember when?
Speaker 5: Hello there, welcome my head, friends are falling in. Hello,
Speaker 5: it's good to be here. Hello Andrew McLaren.
Speaker 6: Hello Simon, how good to see you and be with
Speaker 6: you tonight. It's been an absolute.
Speaker 7: Hive of activity.
Speaker 6: We got to say, but this is the short and sweet,
Speaker 6: remember when this is I believe what management want more of?
Speaker 7: Yes about you know about a five minute remember when?
Speaker 7: And the rest footy? But I impact, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 7: we thought to think. Now.
Speaker 5: So we some months ago, when you and I started,
Speaker 5: we happened to stumble onto the fact that we both
Speaker 5: make very good tunic cast roles. Yes, and we suggested
Speaker 5: that it would be a fun thing if one of
Speaker 5: us was to make it, that would let the other
Speaker 5: know and then we'll do a tunic casole taste test,
Speaker 5: bake off or whatever. We've done that it's here and
Speaker 5: now in front of us.
Speaker 6: So what we've just rushed, literally, we have just rushed
Speaker 6: from the all those little things, the kitchen nett no,
Speaker 6: the things we put them into, heat it up, the.
Speaker 7: Micro thank you, Yes, the new text.
Speaker 3: It alludes you, doesn't new technology?
Speaker 6: Those damn well, let's remember when we don't talk about
Speaker 6: those things. It is a magnificent Yours looks much better
Speaker 6: than mine.
Speaker 5: Well, now what we're going to do. Mark Desenko is
Speaker 5: paneling for us tonight. Ben's got the night off because
Speaker 5: Dos was working on footy. So Dos is going to
Speaker 5: join us. Doss, I might get you to come into
Speaker 5: the studio because what I'm going to do. Dos doesn't
Speaker 5: know which one is which.
Speaker 6: No, he has been in another studio monitoring football, so
Speaker 6: he doesn't know anything.
Speaker 7: Much to you, Hello, good evening to you very much. Yes,
Speaker 7: now is the fader up for that mic?
Speaker 3: If you whack that micro on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, yeah, just whip out of the controllers. They're
Speaker 6: going to get your favor up.
Speaker 5: So we will be with remember when we should explain
Speaker 5: what's going to happened tonight where this this half hour
Speaker 5: is sort of a bit disposable, as it were, because
Speaker 5: the greatness of Kevin Trask will join us at eleven
Speaker 5: and do the eleven o'clock out.
Speaker 6: And whiskers into the time time title. In the meantime,
Speaker 6: this is the great challenge. Now, Mark, we want honesty.
Speaker 8: I show you this, am I audible yet we can
Speaker 8: hear you. Now there's tunic clashes the tuners.
Speaker 5: If you want some lemon juice, you want lemon juice,
Speaker 5: just sprinkle please.
Speaker 6: Like all good judges, you freshen your pellet between tastings.
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, so I cooked, So I cooked mine earlier
Speaker 5: in the week with my daughter Felicity, and it's mine's
Speaker 5: being frozen and then the thought out. So I'm a
Speaker 5: little concerned that mine might be up to scratch that.
Speaker 7: We'll just give a running commentary at this point.
Speaker 5: Where's this, No, that's a clean fork and a clean plate.
Speaker 5: And yeah, yep, Mark's steady hand is now the dollar
Speaker 5: notes from me as we have the it's reluctantly.
Speaker 7: I need well here, use this other form.
Speaker 6: Someone sticking to the four having a taste there. His
Speaker 6: face is intense, doesn't it look at that?
Speaker 7: Simon? I'm impressed.
Speaker 8: I've never had this with bread crumbs before.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, that's different.
Speaker 3: So you like the bread crumbs.
Speaker 7: That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: That's a good sign.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 7: Can I have a moment to just yeah, of course.
Speaker 5: Do you need something to cleanse the palate?
Speaker 3: Talking about yourself? Do you need a spittoon?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 4: So I have to think about this to be honest.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 8: So and you want brutal honesty, don't you, yes.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but they've got to taste the other one
Speaker 6: for before any sort of honesty.
Speaker 8: Please, in your honesty, and some pastor some noodle.
Speaker 3: In there as well.
Speaker 7: There's noodles in one of them.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm a fan.
Speaker 8: Okay, number two, Number two fought goes down.
Speaker 11: This one looks better. It's well better presentation. Okay, And
Speaker 11: you do eat with your eyes?
Speaker 3: Yes, so I've.
Speaker 7: Been Okay, it goes.
Speaker 3: You can stick if you've got lemon juice on it.
Speaker 7: His lips are twisting a little. I don't have to
Speaker 7: see enjoyment or someone. What do you think?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, oh, I corned a copy of Flavors.
Speaker 8: Oh it's just went bang in my mouth.
Speaker 7: Okay, I like that one. That's good.
Speaker 11: Yeah. If I had to pick a favorite, and my god,
Speaker 11: by the way that you are both looking at me,
Speaker 11: I do not wish to pick a favorite.
Speaker 7: You have to, buddy, you have to. You have to
Speaker 7: be honest.
Speaker 3: There's got to be a winner in the water predicament.
Speaker 8: And damned if I do, and damned if I don't,
Speaker 8: I'd have to go with the second one.
Speaker 7: The second one.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I've always got upset somewhere.
Speaker 4: Thank you, do.
Speaker 6: Come back to your work, because it's a food, all right,
Speaker 6: enjoy Oh, thank you for nothing.
Speaker 5: I will come and grab the lemon juice in the
Speaker 5: next break, because I want to have a bit of
Speaker 5: this as well.
Speaker 7: And I want to taste yours too. Andrew, Now, but
Speaker 7: please do explain what you said some who won, as
Speaker 7: everyone's guessed.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, what happened was I dried mine out?
Speaker 7: I overcooked?
Speaker 6: Yes, I got distracted and now I was Oh my goodness,
Speaker 6: what should have been cooked for twenty minutes? My tuna
Speaker 6: morning was on for forty five fifty maybe an hour.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I rushed to the oven. It's like it didn't
Speaker 7: catch yes.
Speaker 5: Because I must say, it does look a little dry
Speaker 5: on top of it. When I was when I was
Speaker 5: spooning it out, there was not a lot in the
Speaker 5: way of moisture.
Speaker 7: So that's very unfortunate. It is.
Speaker 5: It's because it does look quite lovely.
Speaker 7: I will say. I would have thought. I was so
Speaker 7: hoping it was going to win tonight, and I thought,
Speaker 7: do you want to have a taste of mind?
Speaker 6: Well, no, I just I can't have thought of it now,
Speaker 6: so not your not your tuna, just the whole thought
Speaker 6: of eating.
Speaker 7: Now I've suddenly gone sad and cold on everything.
Speaker 5: But in fairness, yours does look delicious. It's just a
Speaker 5: little dry through an error.
Speaker 7: But I'm a loser. And you know I can see
Speaker 7: it in your eyes too. You were looking at me
Speaker 7: like you know.
Speaker 5: I'm very happy for my mum because it's my mum's
Speaker 5: It was my mum's recipe handed down to me. She
Speaker 5: had to, she had to read it out over the
Speaker 5: phone whilst I wrote it down. And I've been making
Speaker 5: that it's the only meal I can actually make.
Speaker 6: And let me tell you something. I have let down
Speaker 6: the McLaren's.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you have a fork full during the during
Speaker 5: the break, will I will.
Speaker 7: Join the break.
Speaker 6: But let me tell you I've I've my grandmother. I
Speaker 6: went Tuna mornings are so much a part of the
Speaker 6: They're in my dna. My grandmother used to dive off
Speaker 6: and killed the beer just with a knife between her
Speaker 6: teeth and come up with a tuna.
Speaker 5: She used to wrestle bears. You were catching your grandmother
Speaker 5: used to catch the tuna as they were going upstream.
Speaker 5: She'd stand there in the waterfall.
Speaker 7: That's salmon. But anyway, it doesn't matter, oh is it?
Speaker 3: I don't like fish to you now, I'm not much
Speaker 3: of a.
Speaker 7: Fish for best.
Speaker 5: No pessicatorials for you, now, okay, so we should have
Speaker 5: a credit here for the weekend wrap. No, it's not there.
Speaker 5: It's wrong. It's art's labeled as weekend wrap. It it's
Speaker 5: something else, all right, So we don't have a who
Speaker 5: was it for though? For the blind factory? Didn't say
Speaker 5: the weekend wrap for the blind Factory? How was your weekend?
Speaker 7: Andrew?
Speaker 6: It's at first I put the microphone on. It's been fine,
Speaker 6: a little cold, I sort of stayed inside. I walked
Speaker 6: the farthest i've walked, just to try and lose some weight. Yeah,
Speaker 6: in sorry, oh years the other day yesterday in fact, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I just thought I'll just keep going and going, and
Speaker 6: where you lost.
Speaker 7: I've been lost for forty years, buddy. I haven't told
Speaker 7: anyone yet, but no, I just walked. So what about you?
Speaker 5: Well, I worked yesterday, So what have I done?
Speaker 3: That's been interesting?
Speaker 5: Because I did submit Dawns for Tony McManus earlier in
Speaker 5: the week. Then I've really only just I've just been
Speaker 5: working at home doing bits and pieces. I did go
Speaker 5: and see a movie, but I've spoken about that at length,
Speaker 5: A lovely movie called Ancestry Road, Australian made movie. Please
Speaker 5: support it, but I won't go on about it. So
Speaker 5: I've done that in the last night or two. Other
Speaker 5: than that, I've got nothing really to report. Don't we
Speaker 5: lead interesting lives?
Speaker 6: And I'm just an empty shell after what's happened in
Speaker 6: the last five minutes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, let's get a break out of the
Speaker 5: way and we'll come back. We've got moreve and purpose
Speaker 5: to squeeze in this half house, so we better get
Speaker 5: to that. On the other side of this, I'll tell
Speaker 5: you what opposite. The main gate had fault in the cemetery.
Speaker 5: I think you're going to guess what I'm going to say.
Speaker 5: I think you're going to be talking about Cameo memorials Andy.
Speaker 6: Indeed, I am always been there and they always care.
Speaker 6: They have been there since eighteen seventy four, Thank you
Speaker 6: very much.
Speaker 5: Yes, I wonder what's under the floor, you know when
Speaker 5: they used to just build stuff on top of everything else. Yes,
Speaker 5: what's under the floor at came Memorials. I've been there
Speaker 5: since eighteen seventy four.
Speaker 6: Interesting point, it wasn't back corners and all that sort
Speaker 6: of stuff of the premises I have.
Speaker 7: I've got to be very honest. I have never seen
Speaker 7: the premises.
Speaker 5: No, I've never been to Faulkner Cemetery.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: Most of the people I know are alllive.
Speaker 6: No, I've been there to visit my grandfather. He's buried
Speaker 6: there anyway. But we're moving on building monuments to individual
Speaker 6: criminals sector, the criminal sex Pentridge Corner they call it.
Speaker 6: It is built without benefit of clergy, buried without benefit
Speaker 6: of clergy. That was how they used to phrase it.
Speaker 7: Building monuments to individual needs and respecting your wishes.
Speaker 6: You know, Camera Memorials are very proud of the service
Speaker 6: they provide and they understand just how important and sensitive
Speaker 6: it can be.
Speaker 5: Yes, and that's why they've been in business that long
Speaker 5: and still going today, because they are so good at
Speaker 5: what they do, you just can't fault them at all.
Speaker 5: They offer memorials, plarques, fountains, mantlepieces in all sorts of stars,
Speaker 5: the Asian, Jewish, Islamic and Orthodox. And don't forget those
Speaker 5: carved statues too, Andrew.
Speaker 6: That's right, a large section of calf statues and all
Speaker 6: sizes are available to even for criminals. Okay, So go
Speaker 6: to cameover there and if a quest of Cameo can
Speaker 6: restore and maintain memorials for you and your family over
Speaker 6: the years, over the decades.
Speaker 5: Exactly so, for affordable prices, senior's card discounts that's important
Speaker 5: and caring guidance, make it Cameo memorial Why don't you go.
Speaker 7: To Cameo Memorials dot com dot au.
Speaker 5: Andy, it's time for the Mervinpurverse quick quiz. Now we
Speaker 5: should explain because a couple of weeks ago we decided
Speaker 5: to reintroduce the Mervin Purvis Quick Quiz because we've got
Speaker 5: thousands of them archived basically, but we've been playing it
Speaker 5: in the last hour at around about quarter to twelve,
Speaker 5: so this is very early to hear an episode of
Speaker 5: Mervin's Quiz. So if you normally listen at this time,
Speaker 5: you'd be listening for Kevin Trask. He'll be on after
Speaker 5: the News tonight because we've had the late start. By
Speaker 5: the way, what a great job the footy team did.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I'm sorry we haven't acknowledged them all and
Speaker 7: they're so very good at promoting us and we're just ignored.
Speaker 6: If you're listening, guys, apologies on Bath for both seven
Speaker 6: the Night.
Speaker 5: Yes, we deeply regretful, come and have some tunic gasearrole
Speaker 5: on us. So we've been normally playing in an hour
Speaker 5: from now, but we're going to play a bit tonight
Speaker 5: here at this time. So if you do enjoy this,
Speaker 5: that's your impetus? Is that the word to be listening
Speaker 5: in future weeks? Next hour?
Speaker 7: Yes? Please?
Speaker 3: Is that the right word? Impetus?
Speaker 7: That's close enough. Yeah, that that is that's appropriate word?
Speaker 7: Would you use?
Speaker 5: How do we to encourage people to listen.
Speaker 6: Next to trigger point, Buddy, let's talk corporate.
Speaker 7: He is with us, he is magnificent. He is the
Speaker 7: immortal Morven who wants to be.
Speaker 12: Everywhere, b who wants the father of the country estate.
Speaker 5: A country estate is something i'd hate.
Speaker 10: A gentleman of the pedal. It's your tough, but you're strong,
Speaker 10: quiz master John D's Are we.
Speaker 4: All quite likable too?
Speaker 10: Oh well, there's a gentle side to me which you
Speaker 10: don't see often.
Speaker 4: You're a pussy cat.
Speaker 10: Actually, I'd like to have you over for a barbecue,
Speaker 10: the whole cast one day with you.
Speaker 4: Mister.
Speaker 10: Never had you anyone to my home, but I'd love
Speaker 10: to make you very welcome.
Speaker 13: Do you know that sets my Louis armstrong, which very
Speaker 13: hurt that bing Casby never asked him to his home.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Indeed, I've had such a at my home.
Speaker 4: You'd beat the opening of an envelope.
Speaker 3: What do you live in, mister D's.
Speaker 10: I live about Preston Ware. I'll take a little thirteen
Speaker 10: trand on High Street, that's the separation street.
Speaker 3: I'm in the eastern suburbs. I'll get a camp come over.
Speaker 10: Viol means that'd make you very welcome.
Speaker 4: It's a bit fair for me.
Speaker 7: It's g I do.
Speaker 10: I bring my own if you like, but i'll have
Speaker 10: some there.
Speaker 4: I won't be there.
Speaker 13: I don't believe in socializing with people I work with.
Speaker 10: Yes, I've heard it's worked for you in the past.
Speaker 4: It spoils that magic spark.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, that's right. You And who was your great
Speaker 10: friend at Toorney Barber? You hit it off well with him.
Speaker 4: Toney's a wonderful human being.
Speaker 10: Let's get down to syntax here. For what is Elizabeth
Speaker 10: Fry best remembered?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: She invented Lamb's Fry.
Speaker 10: No lose ten on that, No twenty for that insolence.
Speaker 4: She is a play right, she was very very good.
Speaker 4: She was a nurse. No.
Speaker 10: Yes, known for prison reform. What did Lloyd George call
Speaker 10: mister Belfer's poodle.
Speaker 4: Doggie Pop?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: Losing ten points all over here? Film the half of
Speaker 10: Lords House of Lords is right? What kind of canary
Speaker 10: is in the wilders?
Speaker 4: Green? Red?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: I can't accept any of those.
Speaker 4: Orange.
Speaker 10: No, a greenish brown.
Speaker 4: A greenish brown until the orange, isn't it? Well?
Speaker 10: A greenish bran? No changes when they when they get
Speaker 10: into hibernation.
Speaker 13: Are they chimeleons about how many people could feed off
Speaker 13: an ostrog egg, a single ostrich egg omelet?
Speaker 7: How many people?
Speaker 4: Five and a child?
Speaker 3: I'd say about six people.
Speaker 4: I'd say again, I'd say twelve, twelve. It is correct.
Speaker 13: I know because I love ostrich eggs and I always
Speaker 13: have enough left over for the next eleven meals?
Speaker 4: What is your main old?
Speaker 10: Yes, like the pizzas on a Sunday night. Which which
Speaker 10: is your main? Did you call me? What did you say?
Speaker 10: I'm answering the question that you haven't asked.
Speaker 3: Which that means he can see the questions just a moment.
Speaker 10: Are you looking over my shoulder.
Speaker 7: He's giving you the answer to questions?
Speaker 10: Which is your main olifactory organ?
Speaker 7: You knows he was?
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 10: No, he didn't because I didn't have a turnover.
Speaker 3: No, but he said nose. He said, to your nose
Speaker 3: the question on the factory. I didn't hear the questions.
Speaker 3: You see, Well, so who loses ten?
Speaker 10: He gets twenty for your insolence? Okay, how do you pronounce.
Speaker 4: S I n h shane shinin I n h shin
Speaker 4: lose ten?
Speaker 10: All of you, Shine, Shine, Shine, who composed dead leaves
Speaker 10: for the piano who composed dead Leaves.
Speaker 4: For the piano. Yes, I have that record that he
Speaker 4: is dead leaves and roots by ravel.
Speaker 10: No lose twenty for slight dirtiness.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have no idea. I would never clue.
Speaker 10: Yes, pussy.
Speaker 3: Hang on, isn't isn't that what that guy used to
Speaker 3: call that guy's dog?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, he called.
Speaker 3: The cat that there's the pussy.
Speaker 10: Oh dear laughter from the box.
Speaker 4: That should have been the highlights, maybe even the primo.
Speaker 10: By the way, where would you find a fairies ring?
Speaker 10: Come on?
Speaker 3: If you pick up the fairy come on?
Speaker 4: Where on the moon under a tree where they grow?
Speaker 10: Measuring need? The circle of fungui?
Speaker 3: That's right. I think I was right.
Speaker 10: The traces, the traces of darker green lift in the
Speaker 10: grass by a circle of fungi.
Speaker 7: How many how many wings?
Speaker 10: Has a b quickly?
Speaker 3: Four?
Speaker 10: Who said four?
Speaker 4: First?
Speaker 7: Alright?
Speaker 10: Twenty for you that's good and ten off for these?
Speaker 10: What does kenny mean?
Speaker 4: Place the diamond?
Speaker 14: Diamond, diamond loose ten it's a form of it's a
Speaker 14: part of a tree, and.
Speaker 10: It's mounted of that.
Speaker 4: That's what the diamond was called.
Speaker 10: What is a masterodon?
Speaker 5: A master it's an elephant, it's it.
Speaker 10: How did you know that?
Speaker 14: Because I have a DVD at home Elephants and mastodonsumentary
Speaker 14: from the Discovery Channel.
Speaker 10: Panel where you take so much umbrage when I say,
Speaker 10: how did you know that? Oh, I've got a DV
Speaker 10: deal it's all about elephants.
Speaker 4: But you know they're now extinct and they had.
Speaker 7: Big horns, big francisses.
Speaker 3: Who are you describing now?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 10: Ten points to you? What is the characteristic smell of
Speaker 10: a hydrogen cyanide? Not rotten eggs?
Speaker 4: Ms? Almonds?
Speaker 10: How did you know that?
Speaker 4: I know because I've put some in your spizzer.
Speaker 3: You so don't you eat any of that? Spezzare?
Speaker 4: Give that to.
Speaker 10: Cut on please? Bitter almonds? Yes to a g insect family?
Speaker 10: Does the ladybird belong quickly a beetle? The beetle family?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Ahead, tonight.
Speaker 10: He should have lose them very quickly. Worth one more
Speaker 10: of the.
Speaker 3: States he lose points for showing off, mister d twenty
Speaker 3: points take the him.
Speaker 10: What percentage of British men have no teeth?
Speaker 3: Four percent, eight percent, seven and a.
Speaker 10: Half twenty four percent?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: On which are running out of Thomaster d what's the
Speaker 4: scot Well.
Speaker 14: Phillips just dropped a minus ninety ian on minus forty.
Speaker 14: I was also on minus forty. Men went on sixty points. No,
Speaker 14: it is good fun, isn't it. The Mervyn purpose quick
Speaker 14: quiz age is not with it.
Speaker 7: At all, has it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I do preview them before we put them to air
Speaker 5: because there are some bits in there that wouldn't sit
Speaker 5: comfortably today.
Speaker 7: And is that slightly irritating at times?
Speaker 6: I was in conversation with a lady the other day
Speaker 6: who kept on saying, well, kept on two or three
Speaker 6: times during the conversations, Oh, of course you can't say
Speaker 6: that today, And then about ten minutes later on another topic,
Speaker 6: it shouldn't be saying those things today.
Speaker 7: Hang on, what is the matter? What's happened here?
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're just talking to somebody, you can say
Speaker 5: whatever you like. It's only people over here that it
Speaker 5: becomes a problem.
Speaker 7: Well, yes, and it should. Maybe that shouldn't be so anyway.
Speaker 7: I don't know. It's just Andrew's a little desk stumper there.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 5: I tend to agree, and I think you can say
Speaker 5: almost anything you want provided you are in your like
Speaker 5: company and no one's going to be offended. I love
Speaker 5: politically incorrect humor. I really love dark humor. The Doug
Speaker 5: Anthony All Stars one of my favorite comedy acts of
Speaker 5: all time. And they did some wonderful stuff about David
Speaker 5: Koresh and the branch Davidians in Waco, Texas.
Speaker 7: And yes they did, they did, and it's wonderful. And
Speaker 7: you wonder if that get sadly, you wonder if they'd
Speaker 7: get away with it.
Speaker 5: Paul McDermott still does. But Paul, like Ricky Gervais and
Speaker 5: and who's the other guy, the English guy who had
Speaker 5: all the plastic surgery. I can't remember his name. He
Speaker 5: hosts one hundred and monk Ats or whatever. That show's
Speaker 5: called Jimmy Jimmy Carr.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 5: They say some terrible things, but they know who their
Speaker 5: audience is, and their audience knows who they are, so
Speaker 5: they're what they call three percenters. Ninety seven percent of
Speaker 5: the world might say.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not good.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't approve of that, but three percent
Speaker 5: of the world love them, and that's where they make
Speaker 5: their career.
Speaker 6: There's a guy called Quindale Little America. You can seek
Speaker 6: him out on YouTube. Look out for him Quindale. If
Speaker 6: you want some politically incorrect he's American. Yes, he's if
Speaker 6: you're looking for something, but completely irreverent and at times
Speaker 6: you WinCE.
Speaker 7: But he's current.
Speaker 6: He's doing stand up now and it's what he says
Speaker 6: about Mexicans and other ethnic groups.
Speaker 7: In America is wow. Yes, and he somehow is getting
Speaker 7: away with it.
Speaker 5: There's a guy I follow on one of the social
Speaker 5: media channels and he does very politically in correct humor
Speaker 5: and his delivery is just magnificent.
Speaker 3: He is brilliant.
Speaker 7: There's Tony McManus. Tony speaking of brilliant delivery.
Speaker 5: Here he is ready to go, and there's chocolate in
Speaker 5: the kitchen too.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Please please to see this the Cadbury version of the
Speaker 6: mass Bar, and I'm finding them very entire, the Morrow Bar,
Speaker 6: and I'm unfamiliar with them and they're quite something.
Speaker 3: Yes, Tony joins us, has.
Speaker 15: Been a very funny half hour because it clearly you
Speaker 15: had nothing planned and I love it.
Speaker 4: Nervous purvises is interesting.
Speaker 7: It's radio goal.
Speaker 4: It is radio goal.
Speaker 7: No, we were going to try and fit in the montage.
Speaker 5: We had our tuna bake off weekend rap and Mervyn
Speaker 5: so we had a lot of planned.
Speaker 15: Sorry for Andrew because I could hear the dismay as
Speaker 15: the coming down through the rain of the Monactually, I'm.
Speaker 4: Thinking you're poor and his little his little dish has
Speaker 4: been discarded.
Speaker 7: All sorry. Your face is gleeful. I'm a broken man.
Speaker 7: Well done, Simon, thank you. I'm very kind.
Speaker 3: I should have saved you some.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry I didn't go after the news.
Speaker 5: Kevin Trask will be here with Trask Stime tunnel.
Speaker 1: These are these we remember.
Speaker 16: The clip clup of the Milkys, the morning sun comes
Speaker 16: up top of pops and it's ice cream, and dixis
Speaker 16: in a cup, ball in motion, fies and the boonray
Speaker 16: books and brushes and that amazing test when Australia retained
Speaker 16: the eshes.
Speaker 4: These are the things that we remember.
Speaker 17: The holidays and seafood, two miles and miles of the
Speaker 17: tram lines around black Rock and Morris by.
Speaker 16: The day, the football, Frosty Miller and free Call and they.
Speaker 7: Comes and Scouts and girl free day board.
Speaker 2: That these are the pensive Remember.
Speaker 7: That our number two, the final hour of Remember when
Speaker 7: for tonight Andrew. It's been a long haul, but we've
Speaker 7: got there.
Speaker 5: It's been tough going. I'm exhausted. I don't know about you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, at the end of the tether. But there's a
Speaker 6: little light at the end of the tunnel. And I
Speaker 6: know what that light's called, don't you.
Speaker 7: Well, I know what that.
Speaker 5: Tunnel is called. It's Trask's Time Tunnel, which will be
Speaker 5: along shortly. But the host of Trask's Time Tunnel, Kevin Trask,
Speaker 5: is here.
Speaker 3: Hello, Kevin, Hello, boys, great to see you. Issue work
Speaker 3: really hard in that last half hour. That was flat
Speaker 3: out good work, by the way, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: In fact, I think we're deserving a payrise.
Speaker 6: Well, no, I'm more interested in the I want to
Speaker 6: get a RAH Award is yes, Yes, I'm desperate for one.
Speaker 5: You know, we were stopped from entering why previous management
Speaker 5: before nine took us over. What previous management said, you
Speaker 5: can't have Bruson Phil entering the RAH Awards because if
Speaker 5: they win and Ross and John don't. It was Ross
Speaker 5: and John at the time. What does that say about
Speaker 5: our breakfast show? So Bruce and Phil were banned from
Speaker 5: entering the.
Speaker 7: RAA that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 5: Well, because it was best on our team? Was what
Speaker 5: you were going for? And that was up against our
Speaker 5: breakfast show, and Bruce and Phil did win best on
Speaker 5: our team several times. Yes, so it's a management in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Previous mob said no, you can't. You can't enter because
Speaker 5: it would be wrong if you beat Ross and John.
Speaker 6: Course I didn't realize that's all happened. All the machinations ain't.
Speaker 5: And I take the John Laws approach. I just want
Speaker 5: to give the little people a go, so I don't enter.
Speaker 7: Kevin, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, thank you, All things considered, I've just driven
Speaker 3: through seventy four thousand people outside the MCG to get
Speaker 3: here tonight.
Speaker 7: I hope you got a bull bar now.
Speaker 3: Everybody was having a good time all oh, but I
Speaker 3: don't think there and the supporters was that happy. But
Speaker 3: the Carton supporters certainly were.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yes, I got a mention. Have we got your
Speaker 7: little weekend thing? Well, first we've got to ask have
Speaker 7: you seen any shows?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 3: I actually happened to know nothing. Nothing to report on
Speaker 3: that front. All right, Well, in that case, it's time
Speaker 3: for this.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I remember when it's time for who died?
Speaker 4: Kevin?
Speaker 7: Have we lost anyone? Kevin? Did anyone come underlike with.
Speaker 3: The deepest sympathy. We announced the passing of Ian Crawford
Speaker 3: at the age of didn't you know, No, I didn't
Speaker 3: at the age of ninety one. You had him on
Speaker 3: as a guest. Not that long of you, No, how
Speaker 3: long do you think.
Speaker 5: It was within the last twelve months.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, I'm sure it was too. He started out
Speaker 3: as a cameraman on in Melbourne Tonight, a g DV
Speaker 3: channel known and back in those days, and then when
Speaker 3: Homicide came out became successful, they said you'd better get
Speaker 3: back and help the family with all this drama and everything.
Speaker 3: And what a mighty job that Crawford's did over the years.
Speaker 3: They had so many shows. He was actually the son
Speaker 3: of Dorothy Crawford and the nephew of Hector Crawford. Yes,
Speaker 3: but he was such a big part of it all
Speaker 3: because he directed, He was involved in script writing everything
Speaker 3: you can imagine with their productions. Ian did and he
Speaker 3: would do Prabi's talks in recent times and go around
Speaker 3: and tell the people about it. I never went to one.
Speaker 3: I'd love to have gone to a same It was
Speaker 3: a shame. But I'm an amazing man and he'll.
Speaker 7: Be sort of sort of like the historian of Crawford's
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 3: In that sense, well, Crawford's was sold off and the
Speaker 3: family sort of moved away from it a bit because
Speaker 3: Hector died. So Dorothy, but he's sort of like when
Speaker 3: we spoke to him, it was usually about the history
Speaker 3: of the place. Yes, yes, he is an expert on
Speaker 3: the Keeper of great knowledge just simply through being there
Speaker 3: and Begger part of it. So very sad for the
Speaker 3: family that's passing at the age of ninety one. In Crawford.
Speaker 3: He was a legend in Australian television. Yeah, that's very sad.
Speaker 3: And the other one is Peter Jones who passed away
Speaker 3: keyboard play, musician, arranger, composed and produce it with LB
Speaker 3: on recordings Crowded House, Sandy Show. He also released jazz recordings.
Speaker 3: He was quite a a very significant force in the
Speaker 3: industry and Peter Jones will be sadly missed.
Speaker 7: Varlet How old was he.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I would imagine around sixties somewhere
Speaker 3: in a too young well, I'm not sure on that point. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it could be a touch older.
Speaker 5: If he was working with the LRB sort of in
Speaker 5: the big days, I would imagine so he's probably nudging
Speaker 5: seventy if not on it.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's that's two very sad losses this week.
Speaker 3: There are two very sad losses to Australians.
Speaker 7: Well, there we go.
Speaker 5: Anything else before we get you can get to the
Speaker 5: time tunnel.
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything interesting happening in my love
Speaker 3: it's pretty boring. My family overseas and I'm batching. So
Speaker 3: there's me and the dog. I could ask him if
Speaker 3: he's got anything to contribute, bring it in next.
Speaker 5: Week, for like, do you want some of Andrew's tuna
Speaker 5: cass all the time?
Speaker 3: Enough for the dog? He's not let to have little
Speaker 3: special treats like garlic and onion and things like that.
Speaker 5: I was actually thinking it was fit for human consumption.
Speaker 7: Obviously, you know something.
Speaker 3: I thought it was dog food. You're talking about the.
Speaker 7: Lovely tuna bake.
Speaker 5: If you're wanting to throw it at a dog.
Speaker 7: You see the real sight of people sometimes.
Speaker 5: Don't Just if I were you, Andrew, I am, buddy.
Speaker 7: Don't worry, but revenge will be meet it out in time.
Speaker 5: Twenty odd years of the Time tunnel, and it could
Speaker 5: all be.
Speaker 3: Tonight a late start. We could wrap it all up
Speaker 3: at twelve o'clock.
Speaker 7: We'll take a break while I cool down.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's time to go back and remember the events to.
Speaker 7: The soundtrack of our lives. We've trasks time time.
Speaker 18: Yeah, ah, yes, indeed it's that time where that's sort of.
Speaker 7: Snitchy.
Speaker 3: Old keV comes to the microphone and there's revenge time.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, an.
Speaker 6: Old thespian wanted so much from life and didn't get
Speaker 6: it and pays out on people, and now time for
Speaker 6: him to go back to what years at this time?
Speaker 3: keV, Well, it's the old nineteen fifty five glory. How
Speaker 3: were you in nineteen fifty five?
Speaker 7: And no, I wasn't even born. I just loved, Hey,
Speaker 7: what are you looking at me like that?
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 6: What I enjoy is just hearing you two old guys,
Speaker 6: Simon and you Reminissa, with all the anecdotes about that era.
Speaker 7: It's wonderful. Yeah, have fond memory. I'm looking forward to
Speaker 7: this because to me it's all a blank canvas.
Speaker 3: Yes it is, but it won't be by all about
Speaker 3: twelve o'clock.
Speaker 7: I'll feel I'm part of fifty.
Speaker 3: Five Old fifty five, that's you, Andrew Old fifty five
Speaker 3: that's me. Well, what happened here in nineteen fifty five
Speaker 3: is Johnny Cash went on radio for the first time.
Speaker 3: It's one of those low banned radio stations in Memphis, Tennessee,
Speaker 3: and it was a Saturday afternoon show and he did
Speaker 3: everything he did the ads, yeah, asking people to call in.
Speaker 3: We're going to sing a song we'd like to hear
Speaker 3: from you. But the highlight of this piece is we
Speaker 3: have Johnny Cash introducing Johnny Cash sings a song, and
Speaker 3: I've toiled in the end of the program where they're
Speaker 3: announcing a show that Johnny Cash is going to be on,
Speaker 3: and also the it's squeezed in there is a that's
Speaker 3: called Elvis Presley, he said, and he starts talking about
Speaker 3: there ten year old boys going to play the drums
Speaker 3: on Elvis will be on. And then if you listen
Speaker 3: to this, it is hysterical because Elvis was just studying
Speaker 3: to be you know, popular around about that time in
Speaker 3: nineteen fifty five. So let's have a listen.
Speaker 9: To her, folks.
Speaker 19: This is our first time to be coming out your
Speaker 19: way by way of radio, and we sincerely hope you'll
Speaker 19: enjoy our program. If you do, we hope you'll write
Speaker 19: us a card or a letter telling us so, and
Speaker 19: maybe we can do your favorite song for you. Sometimes
Speaker 19: with nothing, we'd like better if we can, if we
Speaker 19: know what, If we don't know what, we'll try to
Speaker 19: learn it for you. This program is brought to you
Speaker 19: by Home Equipment Company twenty five twenty nine, Summer Avenue
Speaker 19: right here in Memphis. We'll tell you more about Home
Speaker 19: Equipment Company in a minute, but to get things rolling here,
Speaker 19: we want to do one of our own songs, one
Speaker 19: called Wide Open Road. Well, you said you had enough,
Speaker 19: You said that you were eaven.
Speaker 9: I said, shove Offney, Baby, I ain't grieving.
Speaker 19: Pack your back and pull out this evening.
Speaker 10: There's a wide Open roll.
Speaker 7: Early this morning.
Speaker 19: You were nowhere about until I searched the town, but
Speaker 19: you had.
Speaker 4: Done pulled out.
Speaker 19: I look northeast and west and then leading south of
Speaker 19: all wide.
Speaker 9: Open and frand I don't forget about that big show
Speaker 9: tomorrow night at Overton Park shell Uh, the Big Country Jamboree.
Speaker 9: It's gonna be one of the biggest ever to come
Speaker 9: to Memphis. And oh, you won't want to missus seeing
Speaker 9: and hearing in Parsons wept theirs and all the wondering boys,
Speaker 9: Red Elvis Presley will be there, Jim Wilson and his
Speaker 9: little four year old daughter, the boy that's got such
Speaker 9: a big hit record on Daddy you know what. And
Speaker 9: Sunny James will be there too, Bud Deckleman, Johnny Cash,
Speaker 9: Wanda Jackson, the little gal from Oklahoma, and of course
Speaker 9: Yours True and just many many others. Don't you miss
Speaker 9: it now tomorrow night at eight o'clock one show only.
Speaker 5: Isn't that wonderful reference to Elvis's working to get to
Speaker 5: mention that place where they did the show.
Speaker 3: The Everton Park shell is a bit like the Hollywood Ball,
Speaker 3: you know, of those great big shells that everybody's on
Speaker 3: stage in. And they wanted to pull it down and
Speaker 3: build apartments, and the whole of Memphis were up in arms.
Speaker 3: They said, this is where Elvis Presley did his first
Speaker 3: paid job in this show. Yeah, I'm pulling it down.
Speaker 3: So they won, and they stuck it on them and
Speaker 3: it's still there. Yeah. Good, that's through for good on them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's good all right. Quick quiz time, Kevin, Yeah, quick
Speaker 3: quiz time. Boys, The time to up and your pencils
Speaker 3: and doss. You've got to take part in this quiz.
Speaker 3: So pay close attention. Just listen to this, Doss, You'll
Speaker 3: hear this. Which of the following films won Best Picture
Speaker 3: at the nineteen fifty five Academy Awards. Was it A
Speaker 3: The Country Girl, B, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, c
Speaker 3: On the Waterfront, or d The Cane Mutiny won the
Speaker 3: Academy Award for Best Picture Country Girl, Seven Brides for
Speaker 3: Seven Brothers on the Waterfront, or The Cane Mutiny on
Speaker 3: the Waterfront?
Speaker 6: Is the Marlon Brando movie, isn't it? He was really
Speaker 6: hot at that time, the Wild One and all that.
Speaker 6: I'm going to go for the for the Branda movie
Speaker 6: on the Waterfront.
Speaker 20: Okay, the Waterfront, Doss' second, Just for a point of difference,
Speaker 20: I was I was also leaning in that direction, But
Speaker 20: I'm going to go Cane Mutiny, which I think might
Speaker 20: have been a dark horse.
Speaker 21: In that.
Speaker 3: Very good selection.
Speaker 7: Simon. It wasn't The Country Girl? Which was that even
Speaker 7: a movie?
Speaker 19: Been?
Speaker 3: Christy and Grace County. Oh yes, they won the Academy
Speaker 3: Awards for that rubbish for acting, I mean, not for
Speaker 3: the picture. Rubbish rubbish. Okay, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Speaker 3: was the MGM musical. No, they didn't win.
Speaker 6: Now, musicals still never win quest sometimes don't they not?
Speaker 3: Often quite right there, quite right there, quite right there.
Speaker 7: I think they should.
Speaker 3: And Simon, I'm sorry to say it's not the Cane
Speaker 3: mutiny with Humphrey Bogart with the marbles. Yes it was.
Speaker 3: It was on the waterfront. Andrew and Doss have both
Speaker 3: got it. Congratulations guys. Yes, there are no prize that
Speaker 3: by the way.
Speaker 7: For this, just the sense of a good glory. It's
Speaker 7: the glory and the second helping of Tune Morne. Those
Speaker 7: who missed the first half hour of this program, there
Speaker 7: was tunam all day bakeoff. Yes, Simon one, Well.
Speaker 5: We don't need to dwell on who won and who didn't.
Speaker 5: I think we both prepared lovely meals. And I appreciate
Speaker 5: your how.
Speaker 7: Very magnanimous of you, very gracious in victory you are. Yes,
Speaker 7: it's not I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: Well, it's I just always knew. Yes, I might include
Speaker 3: that in the quick quiz next week.
Speaker 6: Who won the twenty twenty five bakeoff?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's the quick quiz.
Speaker 6: Next Hey, we've got to move on because we've got
Speaker 6: a whole lot of things here. Yes, we've got some
Speaker 6: films happening in fifty.
Speaker 3: Five marvelous films. Oklahoma. I remember seeing Oklahoma on the
Speaker 3: big screen at the Regions and I couldn't get over
Speaker 3: that Toddeo process. So it was absolutely fantastic. And guys
Speaker 3: and dolls came out, the Cane Mutiny, as we mentioned, Brigadoon,
Speaker 3: the tender Trap, the Blackboard Jungle and Fast Parker. Me
Speaker 3: I mate Fess who has been gone for fifteen years now.
Speaker 3: He died fifteen years ago. Fess he was a terrific
Speaker 3: bloke and he played Davy Crockett in the TV show
Speaker 3: Disneyland for Walt Disney. Because when it came out we
Speaker 3: didn't have television in Australia. It was nineteen fifty five,
Speaker 3: no TV. So they chopped it together with the Paris
Speaker 3: and they made a film out of the episodes that
Speaker 3: were actually on Disneyland. So we go and see it
Speaker 3: at the So we go to the Esquire in Burke
Speaker 3: Street to see Fess Parker. I didn't fancy the old
Speaker 3: coonskin cap to be quite nice. That smelly old thing
Speaker 3: on your head didn't appeal to me. What about you, Andrew?
Speaker 7: Do you have one, but I said, I was way
Speaker 7: too young.
Speaker 6: But it was interesting to watch you old guys wandering
Speaker 6: around with them down the street. But I'll tell you
Speaker 6: what they did with with the episodes of TV series.
Speaker 6: That wasn't the only thing that only time they did
Speaker 6: it with Davy Crockett, because they did it with the
Speaker 6: Man from Uncle. I went on to see The Man
Speaker 6: from Uncle the movie. I thought, oh, this is great.
Speaker 6: It was two episodes of the TV series that I
Speaker 6: had already seen. Blend I big good money to sit.
Speaker 7: Up there in the Belcone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was outraged. Yeah, I would have demanded that
Speaker 3: your buddy back.
Speaker 7: Stomped out of the box office, but they'd closed up
Speaker 7: for the night.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyhow, Davy Crockett was the song that accompanied this,
Speaker 3: and it was sung by Fess Parker, So I spoke
Speaker 3: to him about this.
Speaker 19: Raised in the woods, sows in you every tree killed
Speaker 19: him the bar when he was only three.
Speaker 3: Day day King of the Wild Frontier, and the song itself,
Speaker 3: the Ballad of Davy Crockett, became a big hit. I
Speaker 3: don't know if people realized, but right at the beginning
Speaker 3: there we did play you singing the song, which is
Speaker 3: actually a version. You did well.
Speaker 22: I have to tell you something, Kevin, I was the
Speaker 22: first person to record it. I was signed in August
Speaker 22: of nineteen thirty four, and I had signed a little
Speaker 22: song that I had written for Walt Disney with my
Speaker 22: sole guitar. I wasn't much of a singer, but I
Speaker 22: convinced him that I could sing well enough, and they
Speaker 22: two weeks later they called me in and I recorded
Speaker 22: The Battle of Davy Crockett. Up for thirty years, Walt
Speaker 22: Disney and his brother Roy had resisted having a record
Speaker 22: company or having anything to do with record royalties, but
Speaker 22: with the ballot of Davy Crockett, that changed, and so
Speaker 22: he kept my first recording and the Cadence Records were
Speaker 22: able to bring out Bill Hayes first, while Walt organized
Speaker 22: this record company. I finally got out and I did
Speaker 22: very well. But there were sixteen major artists in America
Speaker 22: in about six weeks that recorded that song.
Speaker 3: I wanted to get it in the act that Tennessee
Speaker 3: Andy Ford was one of them too, and.
Speaker 5: Oh he was, Yes, indeed, yes, that's who I was
Speaker 5: thinking of.
Speaker 7: Tennessee.
Speaker 5: Ernie Ford did a version two did he did? And
Speaker 5: he had the beautiful deep rounded voice to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we were all singing it. You couldn't It
Speaker 3: was very catchy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a good song. It was a good end
Speaker 7: of the spoof version of the version.
Speaker 3: I was going to mention it, but if you want
Speaker 3: to mention it, that's on the tabletop.
Speaker 7: Yeah, dirty a stump in the USA.
Speaker 3: I hope you wouldn't go that shot his mother.
Speaker 7: When he was only three. Oh yeah, I don't know
Speaker 7: that one. Oh well, it was you know, everybody knew.
Speaker 3: It was never released as a record, but everybody knew
Speaker 3: those lyrics, yes.
Speaker 7: More than more than the real lyrics.
Speaker 3: That was the only version was Yes, very popular, So
Speaker 3: I kind of sold a million.
Speaker 7: That that's right right now.
Speaker 5: Kevin tell us about Dogface Soldier.
Speaker 3: Well, there was a film that came out in CinemaScope
Speaker 3: in nineteen fifty five called to Hallan Back, which was
Speaker 3: based on the biography of Audie Murphy. Because he was
Speaker 3: one of the most decorated servicemen in the Second World War.
Speaker 3: He was absolutely incredible. He was highly decorated, and he
Speaker 3: also had a film career. He was well, he didn't
Speaker 3: start the film still, he came back after the warning.
Speaker 3: He mainly specialized in whets. I loved Audie Murphy. I
Speaker 3: think it was terrific. I saw all these pictures and
Speaker 3: I saw this at the State Picture Theater which is
Speaker 3: now the Forum in nineteen fifty five, and it was
Speaker 3: on the big screen and they had a great cast
Speaker 3: of actors, and there was this song that still sticks
Speaker 3: in my mind. Andrew might have some good lyrics to this,
Speaker 3: but this is talent back the theme song like I am.
Speaker 7: I love to read my own dyes.
Speaker 23: For all the babies, Thunderies, bri Walk and Sam.
Speaker 1: On all the posters that I read, it.
Speaker 2: Said, the army.
Speaker 3: Me down to build me over again.
Speaker 23: I'm dot Solder, were the right bull of shoulder and
Speaker 23: ready for ever comes. Byways give me and by all
Speaker 23: the vision your doty soldier. By talking on it, there
Speaker 23: be down to build. I'm just a dog based soldier,
Speaker 23: the solder ready for.
Speaker 3: Take take you.
Speaker 13: I'm not bas soldier.
Speaker 5: What does dog face soldier actually mean?
Speaker 7: I'm a dog face side.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I walked out of that Picture
Speaker 3: Theater after seeing that film, and I've thought I've found
Speaker 3: my career. I want to be a dog face soldier soldier.
Speaker 3: A good day you would to please.
Speaker 5: It's it sounds like it's almost like a put down.
Speaker 5: You're the lowest level of song.
Speaker 3: Maybe an infantry man, wouldn't he?
Speaker 5: That would be literally Yes, I'd leave Andrew is the
Speaker 5: word smith. I'd let him pronounce that teacher.
Speaker 21: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Now moving on now, because we must. We got shows
Speaker 6: of nineteen fifty five Kevin.
Speaker 3: Well The Bob Hope Show. Bob Hope was brought over
Speaker 3: by Lee Gordon, and financially the show was a disaster.
Speaker 3: He had lost a heap of money and Bob was
Speaker 3: aware of that, and when he got back to America,
Speaker 3: he sent Lee Gordon some money apparently to get him
Speaker 3: out of the financial difficulty he was in.
Speaker 7: That was really nice of him.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know why it didn't work because Bob
Speaker 3: Hope was a big, big star, wasn't he.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think Lee Gordon had trouble again with he brought
Speaker 6: out a costello too. I don't think that was particularly successful.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't have finished up down at the Palais,
Speaker 3: and no, it wasn't particularly successful. So there are a
Speaker 3: couple of momen but he made a lot of money
Speaker 3: out of Sinatra and people like that. When he did
Speaker 3: concerts and Johnny Ray. He made a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Johnny Ray, the Prince of else He was terrific. I
Speaker 3: never know you interviewed him, didn't you.
Speaker 7: I did, yes, once upon a time. And I did
Speaker 7: happen to see him at the Fellow Theater with Mom
Speaker 7: and Dad many years ago, did you.
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 3: Phil was there and Phil Records. The sound broke down
Speaker 3: and he wasn't too happy with the sound man.
Speaker 7: Must have been a different show to while I saw.
Speaker 3: Probably probably that he did a number of shows down there.
Speaker 7: Anyhow.
Speaker 3: Ronnie Rosenberg my mate who has passed on. But Ronnie
Speaker 3: was a pianist. He was musical director on him Melmne
Speaker 3: to Night and we did shows together with Teddy Hamilton.
Speaker 3: We too it all over the place with Ronnie and
Speaker 3: Ronnie never had any music in front of me. He
Speaker 3: just said at the piano. I didn't think a you know,
Speaker 3: every song that you could think of. He was fantastic. Anyhow,
Speaker 3: he did work for Bob Hope.
Speaker 7: Gee, you must have met some real big stars in
Speaker 7: your time.
Speaker 3: Ronnie Rosenbergh, Now tell me any stories about Bob Hope.
Speaker 21: Look, I didn't get very clice. I wanted to.
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 21: He was on the town all but I wanted to.
Speaker 7: I loved him, you know, yes, I do remember one.
Speaker 21: Night I had to play something for him and I
Speaker 21: had to give him the peggio to get in and
Speaker 21: he said thank you, Liberaci, which destroyed me a bit.
Speaker 7: Life goes on, Roddie, you are a wealth of stories.
Speaker 4: It's lovely talking to you.
Speaker 3: That's a funny story, that's cute. Ronnie was fantastic, no idea,
Speaker 3: all the fun we had on those shows, it was terrific.
Speaker 7: And Frank Sinatra, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra came in nineteen fifty five with
Speaker 3: his daughter Nancy and it was the first visit to
Speaker 3: Australia for Sinatra and he loved him being here and
Speaker 3: he came back on a number of times and he
Speaker 3: was someone that you know, was what would you call him?
Speaker 3: He was a superstar really in those days. And they
Speaker 3: were doing something like three shows at night at the
Speaker 3: West Melbourne Stadium, but unfortunately the West Melbourne Stadium burned down,
Speaker 3: so they moved Frank Sinatra. Do you know, I reckon
Speaker 3: I should have a plak up outside the Melbourne Town
Speaker 3: Hall because Sonatra did concerts at the Melbourne Town Hall,
Speaker 3: and I never knew yes, because they had no venue
Speaker 3: and so and Sinatra was quite happy to play a
Speaker 3: town He's I'll play anywhere. I was sing in the streets.
Speaker 3: People bought tickets. They want to come and see me.
Speaker 3: Let's go wherever you want to go. So they went
Speaker 3: to the Melbourne Town Hall. And it was very good
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 7: I would have thought he would be very setting his
Speaker 7: ways about.
Speaker 3: Understand, we had a pile of ashes out in West
Speaker 3: Melbourn with the place they're supposed to be in. And
Speaker 3: I remember going pasting the train to school and looking
Speaker 3: down and seeing that all burnt out because it was
Speaker 3: a wood, Yes it was. And I saw Sinatra actually
Speaker 3: before built burnt down. I must have been very young.
Speaker 3: All I can remember is him singing one for my
Speaker 3: Baby and One for the Road in the boxing ring
Speaker 3: in the middle of the West Melbourne Stadium where they
Speaker 3: used to run all the fights, and is that where
Speaker 3: they had a.
Speaker 7: Sort of an upstairs section and it was behind chicken wire.
Speaker 3: It was all that sort of stuff. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: pretty primitive, wasn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My father used to take me to the boxing and
Speaker 3: we used to hold up the newspapers to keep the
Speaker 3: Blood Office from the front fright. It was terrific.
Speaker 7: What a life?
Speaker 3: Anyhow? What a life?
Speaker 7: Say?
Speaker 3: Sinatra had a song He's going to sing it now,
Speaker 3: Nancy with a laughing Face, which was written by Phil Silvers,
Speaker 3: of all people, and it became a big hit for
Speaker 3: Frank Sinadra.
Speaker 12: Around nineteen forty, ladies and gentlemen, there was a song
Speaker 12: written about a little girl who was then two years old,
Speaker 12: I should say forty once. I'm two years old. And
Speaker 12: she's grown a good deal since then.
Speaker 4: I'm glad of that.
Speaker 12: And the song was written about her because she had
Speaker 12: all of the qualities that the words describing the song,
Speaker 12: and she's has them.
Speaker 4: And I'd like to do this tune for you now.
Speaker 4: It's about my oldest daughter. It's called Nancy with a
Speaker 4: laughing Face.
Speaker 24: If I don't see her each day, I miss her. Gee,
Speaker 24: what a thrill each time I kiss her.
Speaker 10: Believe me, I've got.
Speaker 7: A case.
Speaker 4: On Nancy with a laughing face. She takes the winter.
Speaker 6: And she makes it some lovely to hear Sinatra in
Speaker 6: Melbourne way back when in the mid nineteen fifty five
Speaker 6: and Nancy with a laughing face. We are in the
Speaker 6: midst of the Time Tunnel with Kevin, and we're back
Speaker 6: with more of nineteen fifty five runner.
Speaker 5: To these It's Mystery Voice time in Trask's Time Tunnel.
Speaker 5: If you're wondering why are we doing trash Time Tunnel
Speaker 5: in this hour, it's because we didn't get to start
Speaker 5: till ten thirty this evening, so it's an hour delay
Speaker 5: for Trask's Time Tunnel. But here we are and it's
Speaker 5: Mystery Voice time. He wants you to take part by
Speaker 5: texting us your answer. Kevin's going to play a mystery voice.
Speaker 5: We're going to try and guess. If you think you know,
Speaker 5: text your answer to zero four double seven six nine
Speaker 5: three six nine three and will name the first person
Speaker 5: who correctly gets the answer right. Kevin, do we have
Speaker 5: a clue?
Speaker 3: Well, I think this is particularly easy, and I think
Speaker 3: I would ask you both to hold back and give
Speaker 3: the listeners a chance to have a little think about
Speaker 3: this before you dive in, because I think you will
Speaker 3: know this immediately. But then, on the other hand, I've
Speaker 3: thought that.
Speaker 5: Before, yes, and it has been some of our toughest ones.
Speaker 3: Toughest ones, so it's very interesting. So look, it's a
Speaker 3: male and here's Tonight's mystery voice.
Speaker 4: And three excent.
Speaker 20: A mile.
Speaker 4: Play the Gale.
Speaker 3: But to dream more, this song came this song came
Speaker 3: out in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 7: I might point it, yeah, the Platters, but this is
Speaker 7: obviously not the Platts.
Speaker 3: Clatters.
Speaker 5: No, well, I immediately wrote down two names, and then
Speaker 5: I realized we're talking nineteen fifty five, and neither of
Speaker 5: them would have been born. So I'll cross Grant Dya
Speaker 5: and Rove McManus.
Speaker 7: Off the list.
Speaker 5: Rove McManus, well, it just sounded like a young little person,
Speaker 5: So I thought.
Speaker 7: Grant of both personal person agree the person doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have to be alive this in this case, but singing
Speaker 3: a song from nineteen fifty.
Speaker 6: Five, as long as you're a certain heights, you can
Speaker 6: be a part of Remember when why don't your texting
Speaker 6: your answer? Because apparently short people are not welcome according
Speaker 6: to Simon, No, I.
Speaker 5: Just thought they sounded like a young, sort little person. Yes, oh,
Speaker 5: I didn't pick that up.
Speaker 3: It's not granting you, No, it's not. And it's not
Speaker 3: who Rove mcmaanus.
Speaker 7: No way, someone who was alive in fifty five and
Speaker 7: and I think he's.
Speaker 3: Alive in fifty five.
Speaker 7: Oh so he wasn't born till after fifty I'm not
Speaker 7: sure what.
Speaker 3: Year is more.
Speaker 7: Is he an Australian?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 7: Oh, Englishman?
Speaker 3: Englishman, got no idea. Absolutely. I really thought this would
Speaker 3: go straight up.
Speaker 5: We might have to have another listen. But okay, now
Speaker 5: we know I'm a comedian known for comedy. No good question, No, no, okay,
Speaker 5: straight actor?
Speaker 7: No, A singer, A singer. It is actually a singer.
Speaker 3: It's actually a singer.
Speaker 7: Because singer. Do we have another listen? Please do?
Speaker 3: Very short singer?
Speaker 4: Ronnie A Mile.
Speaker 9: Play but.
Speaker 3: To dream him? I can hear people screaming at the radio.
Speaker 3: They don't know it.
Speaker 7: I don't believe this could be what's his name? Played Phantom?
Speaker 7: Michael Crawford.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, A fan of the opera Michael Crawford. He
Speaker 3: was in Hello Dolly, was he?
Speaker 4: I don't know it was?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not you're not.
Speaker 7: And he's still with us today.
Speaker 5: No good question, Andrew, because I was going to bring
Speaker 5: up Michael Ball next.
Speaker 7: He did he have a TV series?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: Is it not Desert Con.
Speaker 3: I'm one of those people screaming at the radio.
Speaker 4: Can I chime in? Put you out of your misery,
Speaker 4: Freddy Mercury, It.
Speaker 3: Is Freddie Mercury. What you listen to the voice? It
Speaker 3: is Freddy Mercury.
Speaker 7: Did you get that? Did you get that from the voice?
Speaker 4: Tops?
Speaker 19: It is?
Speaker 7: Of course it is fantastic.
Speaker 3: What about the listeners? I bet you everybody got it?
Speaker 5: If you can flick it over there and scroll down
Speaker 5: so we can see who the first pink one is there,
Speaker 5: just just scroll through those messages to find the lowest
Speaker 5: pink one.
Speaker 3: Further further, further, Gee, there's a lot of entries.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 5: Cameron and Louise from Botanic Ridge were the very first
Speaker 5: one and they said Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 7: So there you go.
Speaker 5: Other suggestions, so well done Cameron and Louise. Barry Crocker
Speaker 5: was another suggestion. Terps Donald Duark, Donald's Max of Greens bro.
Speaker 5: I don't know what station Max is listening to.
Speaker 7: Ronald Reagan, Johnny Farner, Ronald Reagan. Donald's a good one,
Speaker 7: isn't it.
Speaker 3: There we go, Freddy Mercury. That is absolutely fantastic. Well
Speaker 3: well done to everybody who got it.
Speaker 7: Congratulations, yes, yes, well done to all Right, let's get
Speaker 7: another breakout of because we've only had two breaks have
Speaker 7: we got two more to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do a break and we'll come back with
Speaker 5: radio and popular songs soon.
Speaker 4: Yes, three w.
Speaker 7: Eleven to twelve. This somewhat altered.
Speaker 6: Remember when the Sunday Night but the time tuttle is
Speaker 6: still rolling along and some of the radio were nine
Speaker 6: to fifty five Kevin.
Speaker 3: Yes, well we're talking about Cuthbert Jeffrey Cork. Yes, I
Speaker 3: didn't know his name was Cuthbert. Yes, yes, you couldn't
Speaker 3: do it on TV. He's Graham Kennedy and Cork. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: it wouldn't work. Jeff is better.
Speaker 7: Bert always called him cuff did Yeah.
Speaker 3: I never knew that. Well, he was on In Moment
Speaker 3: Tonight and work with Graham Kennedy as we mentioned, and
Speaker 3: then went onto the Terek Show. But he was out
Speaker 3: with the act to meet Frank Sinatra in nineteen fifty
Speaker 3: five to get an interview. And this is a very
Speaker 3: funny description of what happened with jeff Cork.
Speaker 24: I've got the world on a string and I'm sitting
Speaker 24: on a rainbow.
Speaker 7: I've got the string around my thing.
Speaker 21: What a world?
Speaker 7: What a life? I'm in love.
Speaker 25: Sinatra came out with a lady called Anne McCormick, who
Speaker 25: was a fine singer, and she it was the time
Speaker 25: that he'd attacked journalists and reporters and those sort of
Speaker 25: people the entrance to the stadium because he was a
Speaker 25: little bit cross. I think the publicity that he perceived.
Speaker 25: He this gentleman who was quite a popular radio interviewer,
Speaker 25: not with mister Sinatra.
Speaker 4: O conmand you.
Speaker 25: You had to call him that too, mister Sinnata all
Speaker 25: the time. And he started off his interview and I
Speaker 25: was the next cab off the rank. I was standing
Speaker 25: in the queue, and he said, it's nice to interview
Speaker 25: a man who came out with Anne McCormick to star
Speaker 25: on the big show. Frank Sinatra. Well, of course that
Speaker 25: quite annoyed Frank. And you, having interviewed thousands of people,
Speaker 25: would know how difficult it is when you get a
Speaker 25: yes and no answer. And that's what he gave this fella.
Speaker 25: Is it nice to be yes? Well, normally, when you're
Speaker 25: chatting with the person, you're thinking for the next question,
Speaker 25: aren't you, And if you're just getting yeses and nos,
Speaker 25: you get a nothing interview.
Speaker 3: And that's what he got. And I said, oh darn me.
Speaker 3: I was a nervous wreck and.
Speaker 25: Went and turned on the little recorder after the sky
Speaker 25: left and said, it's so nice to be with you,
Speaker 25: mister Sinatra, and thank you for having me. And I
Speaker 25: enjoyed the show last night, and it was great. And
Speaker 25: you had to butter up to him a little bit,
Speaker 25: and if you didn't, you'd be off your brain because
Speaker 25: they had about five or six the biggest man I've
Speaker 25: ever seen in my life standing around. I don't know
Speaker 25: where they carried his bags for his toothbrush, but they
Speaker 25: were pretty big. And he let go and gave me
Speaker 25: a fantastic interview and it was it was so good
Speaker 25: that it was later played in the States, and because
Speaker 25: he got right down to worth about lots and lots
Speaker 25: of things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely, lovely. Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good to hear the voice of Jeff cal who
Speaker 6: was always a favorite of mind of Channel nine of
Speaker 6: the early days sort of, and when he was on IMT,
Speaker 6: I always thought that the program lifted.
Speaker 3: Yes, I thought he was terrific too.
Speaker 5: It's lovely and we move on, all right, So let's
Speaker 5: have a look at the Australia's Amateur Hour, Kevin.
Speaker 3: Yes, the Amateur Hour, and of course This was a
Speaker 3: compared by Terry Dia and we've got a very special word.
Speaker 3: At the moment, I think he's playing the gum leaf.
Speaker 3: He is number six on austral As Amateur.
Speaker 7: Robert Kellaher plays a couple of old favorites on the
Speaker 7: gum Leaf.
Speaker 3: News Talk three a w.
Speaker 26: Tomorrow Morning, the premier joins Tom Elliott. Now that's just
Speaker 26: made a very good point.
Speaker 7: How's he playing the piano and the gum leaf at
Speaker 7: the same time.
Speaker 3: I think it's Malgo Sheridan on the piano. All right, okay,
Speaker 3: production drop the gum leaf.
Speaker 10: So there's two fun teeth are getting in the world.
Speaker 7: Oh it's a medley.
Speaker 5: Oh good, No, look, I'd love to hear more, but
Speaker 5: we've really got to get the other breakout of the
Speaker 5: way so we can get to the popular songs of
Speaker 5: nineteen fifty five with Kevin after this, and Tony mack
Speaker 5: has to come into and tell us what's coming up.
Speaker 5: So we're rapidly running out of time as we close
Speaker 5: the show, which is odd to do. At the end
Speaker 5: of Trash Time Tunnel, Tony McManus joins us, Tony, good
Speaker 5: evening to you.
Speaker 15: You're more than we're going to kick on the other
Speaker 15: side of midnight. You choose, but it's been a very
Speaker 15: very tiny little window that you've had for an hour
Speaker 15: and a half.
Speaker 4: Andrew, you'd like to do another couple of hours.
Speaker 3: Are you sure he's got a card game?
Speaker 5: Management can only afford ninety minutes.
Speaker 10: Of holy Rate's the one that comes back to Butcher sometimes?
Speaker 3: Who sang these songs?
Speaker 7: Boys?
Speaker 3: Yep, cherry pink and apple blossom white Peesprado correct? Sincerely,
Speaker 3: Oh you know how I love you?
Speaker 7: Anything for you? His mind's gone again? Seely no sang
Speaker 7: that group of sisters.
Speaker 4: Sisters was surely not.
Speaker 3: A lovely rock around the clock Bill Haley sixteen tons.
Speaker 7: Tennessee only four correct?
Speaker 3: So far love is a many splendid thing.
Speaker 7: Four races? You know that one?
Speaker 3: Loads of Texas?
Speaker 7: Yeah he did in the movie, didn't he was? What's mill?
Speaker 3: Mitch Miller, Mitch Miller, you're good. Ain't that a shame?
Speaker 4: The big fat Fats Domino.
Speaker 3: I'll take that unchained, wasn't It wasn't Pat Boom.
Speaker 7: But that's good.
Speaker 3: First he's allowed to get it first.
Speaker 7: Someone who wrote the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's all right.
Speaker 5: Unchained melody, Righteous Brothers no.
Speaker 7: Fifty Baxter, Yeah, and join me unchained. It starts off
Speaker 7: that way. Got me out of a few weird situations here.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: What about learning the blues, guy Mitchell, No, No, that's singing.
Speaker 7: The blues, class bopping the blues, noting the.
Speaker 3: Blue, learning the tables are empty, the big bopper.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
Speaker 3: No Frank Sinatra. You might have heard of him, moments
Speaker 3: to remember. I don't know that one either. We're going out.
Speaker 7: You hear them coming up with taking.
Speaker 5: We've got news in five or three. Your coins in
Speaker 5: the fountain, boys, all right, thank you?
Speaker 3: Given good, nineteen seventy six, Simons, somewhere in the hard