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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but when I say it, you're going to

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Speaker 1: What happens.

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Speaker 2: You saved the life.

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Speaker 1: No, I nearly got into fights.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're not really in it. You're like me. You

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know I've studied martial arts, but.

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Speaker 2: You're on a jest. Flight to Barley.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't walk away from flight. I would run away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Same here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, here's the thing about a fight.

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Speaker 2: Alcohols as a worst as someone who's worked in a

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Speaker 1: No, that's right, But if they take the weird thing

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Speaker 2: Right, which is see in our age group, we're not

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Speaker 1: Then he hit the window and hurt his hand and

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Speaker 2: God, imagine that fight. I put it to you, sir,

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Speaker 2: Well, this is this is this is a while ago,

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Speaker 2: no one's stopping you. It's like, you know, people say

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Speaker 1: Did I know? Easily? Didnted?

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Speaker 2: Maybe should? You're a comedy. He thinks he can be

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Speaker 2: If it was years ago. He challenged you to a jewel.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, here we are. I hope he's listening to that guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he's a very nice man.

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Speaker 2: That's a hard job. I reckon standing up on that.

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Speaker 2: You know what I was talking to Doug Hawkins.

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Speaker 1: Oh, don't tell me he's afl legend.

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Speaker 2: Well he's doing the stop and slow. He goes such

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Speaker 2: He's probably been replaced by a stripper. But whatever. They

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Speaker 1: Oh man, did you like when people came to go

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Speaker 2: She needs to meet your mate down the coach with

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Speaker 1: Every time I go past you wave yeah, yeah, say

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Speaker 2: I'm a friend of the working man and woman. Of course,

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Speaker 2: So we get two topics, we're gonna have they related.

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Speaker 2: We're just going to get a topic. Should we go

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing else I want to you want to

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Speaker 1: in with something that's occurred to me, even nothing's occurred

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Speaker 2: We're recording a lot of podcasts because we should say.

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Speaker 1: On the same day. Yeah, miracle, Yeah, you're really going

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Speaker 2: Know, well that's what driving offences. I remember when I

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Speaker 2: they were great, but they were rough looking. And I said,

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Speaker 2: Now that's what apparently they say when they're just covering up,

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Speaker 2: They are great?

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Speaker 1: They loved you great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because in that gig anything goes. You can do whatever.

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Speaker 1: You I don't reckon I'd be because they'd see me

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Speaker 2: They were great. We had two topics, what are they Sam?

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Speaker 2: Nah? Would she?

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Speaker 1: I could see the wind blowing through her hair. Do

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Speaker 1: People hate them? Oh yeah, well they hate.

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Speaker 1: You got one? Why not?

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Speaker 2: Because when we go to the beach, we don't stay

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but you've got great little grand kids, litts.

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Speaker 1: We just just got two of the best beach chairs

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're probably in a situation where you're going

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Speaker 2: I don't really like lying on the beach.

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Speaker 1: I don't like sun baking.

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Speaker 2: It's awful.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean it's nice for about ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: But remember when we were kids, we get with Mum

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Speaker 1: Then Dad reading a Power of One.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, hang on, hang on the Showgun, show Gun. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: one of those seventies novels, some war thing. So I

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Speaker 2: lot of jet ski talk and we did a lot

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Speaker 2: of tent talk. So this is complaining, Yeah, because it's

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Speaker 1: Hello Dave from my mentan.

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Speaker 2: Safty Beach is a big one safety beach in mal.

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Speaker 1: And they would say, Dad, can I just tell here?

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Speaker 1: What would they say?

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Speaker 2: Going out? I'm currently in court. I can't talk too

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Speaker 2: much about this is a court case between me and

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Speaker 2: a jet ski rider and they ran over me near

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Speaker 2: Mornington and so you get a lot of.

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Speaker 1: That is fair. I mean, god, So they're so dangerous.

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Speaker 2: They are dangerous. I talked to the police ahead of

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Speaker 2: the water police. What do they say, David? I said, so,

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Speaker 2: they are absolutely a problem. I said, So, what do

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Speaker 2: he goes David, to get a license to drive a

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Speaker 2: jet ski. You don't have to see your jet ski.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to own one. You have not been

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Speaker 2: and you have a license. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Not good.

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Speaker 2: So not good at all. And so there are a

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Speaker 2: close to people. Basically, what is.

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Speaker 1: The law the laws are around about is it two hundred

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Speaker 2: Say, yeah, and you know, thank god, where we go

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Speaker 2: there's no jet skis.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so how can we explain that to a rest Australia.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's more it's more an ocean beach where the

440
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:43,120
Speaker 2: bay beach is in Melbourne, like rose Bard, Dramana Safety Beach,

441
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,080
Speaker 2: they get a lot of jet flat.

442
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,520
Speaker 1: It's flat water. So therefore that they get assaulted.

443
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,160
Speaker 2: Now, well, you know in the harbor in Sydney they're

444
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,840
Speaker 2: all banned from most of the harbor. Jetski is a band.

445
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,840
Speaker 1: Well you can understand why.

446
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:57,400
Speaker 2: Well, there's too much craft on there anyway, to mean watercraft.

447
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,840
Speaker 1: It's going to be like like if you complain about

448
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,879
Speaker 1: likeliss on the road that they get angry with and

449
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,959
Speaker 1: turned on you, We're going to have jet ski people

450
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,680
Speaker 1: turning on us. I don't know that we've said these

451
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,480
Speaker 1: nasty things.

452
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,040
Speaker 2: But we're not saying nasty things about them, so I

453
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,879
Speaker 2: can't say good about them. Well, I mean obviously when

454
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,440
Speaker 2: you see.

455
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:19,760
Speaker 1: People these recklessness, Yeah, they're like fun, right, they are fun.

456
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,440
Speaker 2: You know have you been on one? Actually, Russell Court's

457
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,080
Speaker 2: out of jet ski.

458
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:26,879
Speaker 1: I have been on them a lot. Why Well, because

459
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,600
Speaker 1: I used to stay up a friend's place up on

460
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,680
Speaker 1: the Murray and he had a jet ski and we

461
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,240
Speaker 1: would just take out and have a lot of fun

462
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,920
Speaker 1: on the take a couple of out there and really yeah,

463
00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 1: and you know, and then Russell coit. I did a

464
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,120
Speaker 1: bit of stuff on Russell Coy.

465
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,360
Speaker 2: Did you have one ski?

466
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did some stuff on the jetsk. I just

467
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,800
Speaker 1: run it round and round and then I don't know

468
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,600
Speaker 1: what the joke was. I think maybe I had to.

469
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 1: I think I shot a dolphin. I think I can't

470
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,679
Speaker 1: remember where that was.

471
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,920
Speaker 2: We're laughing. Well, so was it easy to drive?

472
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 4: Yeah?

473
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,359
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I mean that's why that's why people love it

474
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 1: so much, because when you're on a jet ski, you

475
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 1: feel like you're king of the world. You can go anywhere,

476
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 1: do anything. I mean, you can still crash them, obviously,

477
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 1: but it's very fast and I'll tell you what, when

478
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,240
Speaker 1: you come off, you hit the water very hard. Well,

479
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,119
Speaker 1: you could really hurt yourself, but you do feel pretty

480
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,440
Speaker 1: pretty special.

481
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,679
Speaker 2: One of the guys in my street I grew up

482
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,280
Speaker 2: in is in the air Ambos and I saw him

483
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,080
Speaker 2: over the summer and he said they go down at

484
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,520
Speaker 2: least once or twice a week to the mornings in

485
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 2: that area and pick someone up who's had bad injuries.

486
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 1: Falling off, Yeah, because you're being hit by jet ski

487
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,719
Speaker 1: people being hit by jet skill falling off. Falling off

488
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 1: would be to go through like a beach area fast

489
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:49,359
Speaker 1: is so irresponsible. You're being hit by a car effectively.

490
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 2: Okay, So jet skis that's a trademark. That's like Biro

491
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 2: or Hoover.

492
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Speaker 1: That is I'm going to say. I'm gonna say it

493
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Speaker 1: was Kawasaki.

494
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kawasaki.

495
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 1: They're the only ones who make them.

496
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 2: Well, what was.

497
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,679
Speaker 1: Before the jet ski? And this is a really I

498
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 1: think what you said before do or something? Yes, she do.

499
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 1: I didn't say they were different, they were different.

500
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 2: They were sat down on them.

501
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you sit down on the jet ski.

502
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Well you couldn't stand up on a do I think?

503
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 1: No, there's the older ones, which is where like James

504
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: remember James Bond newsed happening Yes, two feet together, yes, yeah,

505
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 1: and then it progressed from that to to the sit

506
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 1: down like on a motorbike.

507
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 2: Well, here's a fact, because I did radio and I

508
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 2: researched it. The same guy invented the sea who invented

509
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,960
Speaker 2: the jet ski. How's that the same guy's a Canadian

510
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: guy called Oh, hang On, I'll get his name. What's

511
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:45,199
Speaker 2: what's hang on? What's Kenny's name? Shane Jacobson? Hang On,

512
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 2: Shane Jameson's got a brother.

513
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 1: Stick around good, it's gonna be everyone's gonna go, oh, yeah,

514
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: you're right.

515
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 2: Shane Jacons's got a brother called Clayton Jacobson, who's a

516
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 2: great director. His name the guy who invented the jet ski.

517
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure because I remember thinking that is a

518
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 2: week o incidence. And Jacobson too, he's number two. How's that?

519
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 2: What do we that should be? The summer related Kenny

520
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 2: and jet skis? But Clayton Jacobson invented the seed. He

521
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 2: was like a for.

522
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 1: Sure, you to your your point? Why are you surprised?

523
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,719
Speaker 2: Well, because the seeds were like made in Canada. And

524
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: then he sold the idea to Kawasaki in Japan and

525
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,560
Speaker 2: then took them to court when they wouldn't pay him

526
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 2: or something and won the case. So he's a guy

527
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: that invented the seedu and the jet scheme. I mean,

528
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,879
Speaker 2: what have you done? What have we done? And I

529
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,919
Speaker 2: wonder what he thinks. I don't know if he's still alive.

530
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 2: But wonder what he thinks of how they've manifested themselves,

531
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 2: what they've become.

532
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: So in other words, if he was at the beach,

533
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: would he have a level of guilt?

534
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think he. But then again, he was

535
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 2: like a motorbike rider. I think that was his profession.

536
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 2: He was a motorcyclist, like a dirt bike rider, and

537
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 2: he wanted to have thrills and spills. He didn't invent

538
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: them for safety reasons. No, but seeds, which is that's

539
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,880
Speaker 2: something use for fishing too, the bigger Yeah, yeah, they're

540
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 2: fishing ones. Yeah.

541
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: When I was up at NUSA a while ago, we

542
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: all took the family properly. We all took the family

543
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: to the jet ski higher park bit part of the river,

544
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: and there's a section.

545
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 2: What happens there. It's just every bogan and.

546
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: You get there and they each get a jet ski.

547
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,200
Speaker 2: Did you get a jet ski?

548
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you go there.

549
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

550
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: And then everyone gets there owin jet ski and then

551
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: you just go round around, round round and round around.

552
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: But they have governors on them.

553
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 2: What does it mean it cuts out or something or.

554
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: Meaning it'll only read out of a certain amount, so

555
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: it can only go. I said that the guy. I

556
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 1: can't believe it was me getting angry. They got into it.

557
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: I nearly got to a fight with this guy. I said,

558
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: the governor on mine was too excessive. Way jetski didn't

559
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: go fast enough. And it didn't because I've been passed

560
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,719
Speaker 1: by the kids. When the kids go past you and

561
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Speaker 1: I'm going flat chat and think he's going.

562
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: Your kids are quite little, like who how many jet

563
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: skis did you hire? So? Did you?

564
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: There will probably have been about six of us. There

565
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: was a couple of families. And then another time we

566
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: were staying in Sunshine Beach, the guy who lived upstairs,

567
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: who owned the apartment we're in.

568
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: That's a beautiful area. It's just down the right from

569
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,400
Speaker 2: hed Cold. They drive drive them in the ocean near there.

570
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: No, he had one in the in the river, and

571
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: what he did it would have been good. This is

572
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: a bit weird. Actually he puts slender now to think

573
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: about it. He said, you want to come on my

574
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: jet ski, and I go, oh, I know what this

575
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 1: is all? You want to take.

576
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: A lovely woman?

577
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: And then but no, all three of us go on

578
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: the jet ski. So I made sure. So here's the

579
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: weird part.

580
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: Did you get in between him?

581
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: Well? There, I can't remember, but but you would think

582
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: the manly thing to do would be to put Slena

583
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: in the middle. Yes, because she's going to be protected

584
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: either end. But then she's cuddling him. Yeah, it's a

585
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: bit of a curb your enthusiasm. So I wonder whether

586
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: I went, I'll get in the middle, and I would

587
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: have hugged him. And it's always weird. Whenever you get

588
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: onto a bike or anything like that, you have to

589
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: be quite intimate with that person. If you're on a motorbike, yeah, absolutely,

590
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: you hold on tighter than that because I went on

591
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: with Eric Banner. I went on Eric Banner's motorbike.

592
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

593
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: Eric's talked about this and I had to really snuggle up.

594
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: And I don't want to snuggle up with Eric Banner,

595
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: and so I got in really tight and then someone

596
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: opened the door and one nearly went over the handlebars

597
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: with Eric Banners. All right, yeah, maybe told the story

598
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: the other day. That's a good radio topic. When do

599
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: you have to snuggle up?

600
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well.

601
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 1: Someone's when you go on a car trip. You get

602
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: in the car and you go, I've got to snuggle

603
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: next to you know, somebody take the middle.

604
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: Planes.

605
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: Planes you got, Yeah, you got to cuddle up, don't you?

606
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Planes, absolutely yeah.

607
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: And it's like it's it is a question. It crosses

608
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: your mind, who are you going to have to touch

609
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: bodies with?

610
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 2: I think the answer is when the guy above you

611
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,159
Speaker 2: in the flat in Sunshine Beach, you don't really know

612
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: it's john to go my jet ski. I think the

613
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 2: answer is no, because what are you going to get

614
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 2: out of that? Like you've been on a jet ski before?

615
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, But he took us from the river all the

616
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: way round to all to the National Park and we

617
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: ran Alexander Bay. He was only a click away from

618
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: getting his gear off, because that's the nude beach and.

619
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: There's something, there's ulterior motive right there.

620
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: What he did was he dropped us off one by

621
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: one and then took made us go fast. So in

622
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: other words, Selena went out there with him fast, and

623
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: then I went out with him fast, and then we

624
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: all got back on all went back.

625
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 2: Jesus, what a day.

626
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: He's a bit of a bloke because he had like

627
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: a big TV like that one there, like he won

628
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: this sixty inch television and I go, wow, that's a

629
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,959
Speaker 1: big TV. He goes, that's nothing. Watch this, and then

630
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: he had a screen come down over the TV. So

631
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: he had a projector on top of his what's the

632
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: point your television has already huge? And then he putting

633
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: the projector over the top of it.

634
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,040
Speaker 2: You know, there's another word I'll add in Queensland. And

635
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: I love Queenslanders, you know, but they are very ausy.

636
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: So all right, well let's you.

637
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 1: Know what I associated jet skis with. Name a character

638
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: in the movies?

639
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: Well, Bond is interesting, Bond, James Bond.

640
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the number one for me.

641
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: Who else rides a jet ski on TV? Or did

642
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: you have wind an up little bow and they had

643
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: jet skis? Didn't they up a little boat? We kathink

644
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: any of those? So maybe one thinking of Russell Coy. Also,

645
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 2: I think of that guy who I love on The

646
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 2: Righteous Gemstones and East Bound Down or what he plays

647
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: the old baseball player. Here's a jet ski. Then he

648
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: goes on this ship like and just drives around circles.

649
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: Okay, so do you think you're prejudiced against If I said,

650
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: we've got someone coming over for coffee later Dave I

651
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: said to him and you get I tell you one

652
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: of joints us and yeah, sure, And then I say

653
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: he's gotta he's got a jet ski and we what

654
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: would you think?

655
00:27:59,280 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 2: Ye?

656
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: Would you like him automatically? Well, I just think out there,

657
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: Dave doesn't like you.

658
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 2: No, I just I don't know. I think it's like

659
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: but then again, what what differences between dirt biking or

660
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 2: a mountain biking.

661
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: I don't think they themselves any favors in a lot

662
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: of ways, with what the amount of noise they make

663
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: and the amount of you know.

664
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 2: I'm sure most people are on jet skis obey the law.

665
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: It's just that that kind of ten percent that are bad. Yeah,

666
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 2: but it is a weird I mean, I love the ocean,

667
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 2: so I understand being on the ocean.

668
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: So I know that's going to happen next time you'sim

669
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: in the bay.

670
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's gonna run.

671
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: Hey, funny boy, heard what you're saying?

672
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 2: Just swim.

673
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: You will call this?

674
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: You know, was talking about Bron Bay. Okay, Barron Bay.

675
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: First work, First impressions.

676
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: Byron Bay. I love Byron Bake. So yeah, it's a

677
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 1: it's a vibe that it's beachy, it's it's it's one

678
00:28:56,760 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: of the most beautiful beach of coastlines in the world. Yeah,

679
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: it's The beaches are great, the surf's great, the people,

680
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: the vibe is good. I think the only thing that

681
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: you would complain about Barren Bays that there's not enough

682
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: bakeries there.

683
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: There's a few, though I was there with you. It

684
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: was a good one. Remember we went to that one

685
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: with Peter Roslorn go a wagon will Wow, Dear, it

686
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: was good.

687
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: I would have to say, yeah that when I went

688
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: out for a bit of lunch, a lot of pokey

689
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: bowl action up there. Oh that's right.

690
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: We couldn't find anywhere that didn't do pokey pokey bowl. Yeah.

691
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: And look, I don't get me wrong, because we.

692
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 2: Were we were staying in a motel a little bit

693
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 2: out of town. Yeah, yeah, the only place we could

694
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: walk too. That was just it was just pokey bowl.

695
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just felt like a bit more than

696
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: a pokey bowl. I don't know what I felt like.

697
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a toasted sandwich or something. But look, yeah,

698
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: look it's just magnificent. I've stayed up there, I've worked

699
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: up there, I've surfed up there. What it goes beach

700
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: is one of the best in the world. That Point

701
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Break is just incredible. Home to the stars, Hem's worst

702
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:54,719
Speaker 1: live up.

703
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: Dame was there for a while, Yeah.

704
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: Met Damon. A lot of actors move up.

705
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: There, Adams. I moved on run near there, you.

706
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: Know, so when you when you parafter correct. Yes, look,

707
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: it's great. Some would say it's got too busy.

708
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: I've never seen a town with a ring road. They've

709
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 2: got a ring road now that goes around the main street, kind.

710
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: Of around Byron Bay or around sort of main or.

711
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: Around the town center. So you used to have to

712
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: go through the town center to get to the other

713
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 2: side of the bar. And now they've got a ring road.

714
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: Because they did get clogged up at fair.

715
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, during summer, it's crazy. Yeah.

716
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: Some would say that your Noosa is a bit more

717
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: like your Brton, whereas your Byron Bay is a bit

718
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: more You're like your hippie hippy. I'm not saying there's

719
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: a drug element there, there's a drug problem there, but

720
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: you're more likely to find someone yeah bongs, as opposed

721
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: to in Hastings Street you find someone on poking ice

722
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: cream in their face, whereas you're with your Byron Bay.

723
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: It's a little bit more of that, and that's good

724
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: for those people who want that, not that it's overbearing.

725
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: Byron Bay is where I was walking there one night

726
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: with Tom Gleiser and we were crossing the road. A

727
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: guy jumped out in front of us and said one question,

728
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: one question, one question, and I went, yep, what's your question?

729
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: And he said, I don't like your TV show.

730
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a question Byron. Well, I think it

731
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: attracts a lot of people with weird beliefs. Everyone did

732
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: the joke, well not everyone, but piled you the joke

733
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 2: got vaccinated in Barron Bay straight in OQ. You know

734
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: there's a big anti vax anty five G community, conspiracy

735
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: people up there. I reckon quite a few witches and stuff.

736
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. I went for a message up there one day,

737
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: but backwards when I lie down on the thing, I'm going, okay,

738
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: where you go? And he said okay. I started and

739
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: said what are you doing? He said, I'm realigning your charkras.

740
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: I'm going, what about the part where you put your

741
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: hands on my back with warm oil on and you

742
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: start rubbing up and down. Oh no, no, it doesn't

743
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: know how it work. And then they go I can

744
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: see we've got a problem in the kidney area. I

745
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: didn't come to now worry about my kidneys. I came

746
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: from a BackRub. You know.

747
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: There's heaps people that moved to bron Beto, isn't it

748
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 2: from we were in Melbourne. The people move there, they

749
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: only last a couple of years and then they come back.

750
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: They tend they call it the eight month real. Isn't

751
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: it last about eight months and then you come back?

752
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah they do. And it's surprising because I couldn't.

753
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: I it has crossed my mind as well to think

754
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: that I would like to live up there one day.

755
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: But I think you're right. I think it's having the

756
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: combination of the boast with you a bit of city

757
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: life and you have a little bit of the beach life.

758
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you're involved with something, you don't want

759
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: to go into the beach every day, do you.

760
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: You've got it.

761
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: You've got to have some sort of purpose.

762
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: Well, but I suppose in summer it would just get

763
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 2: so busy, would be annoyed.

764
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I would be really annoying.

765
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, just like and then you at school, he's

766
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 2: up there.

767
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I learned the skin dive up there. Yeah. When

768
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: scuba dive learned in the pool.

769
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: It's kind of good vibe. Even we did the comedy

770
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 2: festal up there, didn't we.

771
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: We've done a few of them up there there. Bron

772
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: Bay Kyler came along to see we see a quality

773
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: stand up and Dave and me just waddling on there

774
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: doing a bit of gold crap.

775
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: But despite all the commercialization, it's still good Byron Bay.

776
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: I still like it absolutely. I mean that pub is

777
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: one of the best in the world. That bub We're

778
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: on the beach there, the beach Hotel, Beach Hotel and

779
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: the restaurants of diverse and the energy is great and

780
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: you know so, No, don't get me wrong, the whole

781
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: hippie things is very cool.

782
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: Sh We talked to someone who actually lives up there,

783
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: because we're only visitors. I couldn't imagine what it's like

784
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: to live up in Byron.

785
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: I know what you're getting it. You're suggesting I ring

786
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth.

787
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or the other one that liked you, Liam, Liam,

788
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: That was.

789
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: Have I got there.

790
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 2: He came backstage and you didn't know who he was.

791
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: Oh God, that was funny. Liam. He know who he was.

792
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: You sawt of you but it's like he's not the

793
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: famous one. He's the mid famous one, isn't He's not

794
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: He's not the one.

795
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 1: Well, he came over, sat on the couch with it

796
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: was it was Liam.

797
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 2: Was Hilaire lovely guy? Yeah?

798
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's lovely guy. And we're going on very well.

799
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: But was I embarrassing?

800
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 2: No? No, you said do you have a girlfriend? Like,

801
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 2: did I say I break it up with Marley Cyrus?

802
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: No? I didn't say that. Did I say that?

803
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 2: I can't remember? But he just broken up with Marley Cyrus?

804
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: And did I bring up there?

805
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 2: And then you said where did you live in California?

806
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, she wrote a song about it, Malibu. Here

807
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 2: with you in mala.

808
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: I think you've dreamt this.

809
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 2: That reckond that was incredible at night. He turns up

810
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: backstage in Barron Bay. Then Bernard Fanning turns out from

811
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: powder Finger. Yeah, I love powder Finger.

812
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: And then the chef from the.

813
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: Rest of the chef at Middle West husband, Yeah, from Voodemont,

814
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: was there, Shannon Bennett?

815
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: Well done?

816
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 2: And then Pat Raft brings you ups just all going

817
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 2: on has come to town, and then the famous Hemsworth

818
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: sends a photo to his brother Chris hems sends a

819
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: photo thought to Liam of him lying on the beer

820
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 2: with a Russell Coit DVD.

821
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: No, what happened was the organizer came over and said,

822
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: speak to Chris, and I thought Chris was her husband.

823
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: And I got on the phone and said, Chris, what

824
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: are you doing? You're waking. Why don't you get down?

825
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: Tell Chris to get down here. I thought it was

826
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: her husband. So I'm having a crack at Chris. I'm

827
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: having a crack at the wrong Chris.

828
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: Was that Chris Hemsworth?

829
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: And I was leaving a message Chris Hemsworth And not

830
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,479
Speaker 1: that it matters, He's just a bloke, no big deal,

831
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: but I was embarrassed. And then then he sent a

832
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 1: photograph of himself in bed with a Russell Coy DV,

833
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 1: which is you know, is that crossing the line? Not really,

834
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: but anyway, he's a big fan. He's a big fan.

835
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 1: And I did it. I was doing a shooting something

836
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: the other day with a director who's from up that

837
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: way and he said, can you do a quick video

838
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: for Chris Hemsworth? And I go really, and he goes, yeah, yeah,

839
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: And so I did a video for him and it

840
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 1: was one of those ones.

841
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: Where can he do a quick video for me?

842
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: She said, yes, can.

843
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: You do a video for me?

844
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: I'll do it for him if he does it for me. Yeah,

845
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 1: that's a good What would I would?

846
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 2: I just say for my birthday? Whatever?

847
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Do you want him an outfit? In an outfit? Get

848
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: him in an outfit?

849
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 2: I was, I was, I'm sure you're in the rustle

850
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 2: court outfit.

851
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know that's I never thought of it

852
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: like that. Well, yeah, no worries, but I should bring

853
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: up and if you do a video for me because

854
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: you're sixtieth yeah, yes, or.

855
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: Just promoting this podcast? Hey is Chris Samsworth here?

856
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: I love something that we don't do.

857
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 2: I love Glenn Robins podcast. Somehow relaid? Does he have

858
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 2: to mention me? I don't even care, No, you should care.

859
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 2: But it's you know, it's like he's a massive star.

860
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're just movie stars. We know, they're just blokes.

861
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: They're just they're just blokes.

862
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: But they sit on the couch.

863
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, Lett, we can't get him on the phone, So

864
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 2: why don't we bring up who else lives up there?

865
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,760
Speaker 2: You know who we've worked with before? Many Nolan.

866
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: She she's a Queen of She is fantastic. She is

867
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: one of the life forces. I've been on I have

868
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: been on a bill with her.

869
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't want to follow us.

870
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: She could blow. I've never I've seen some of my

871
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: blow and audience, especially when she's in the puddle. I

872
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: don't know what she's right like anywhere else, but she

873
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: is formidable and very very nice.

874
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 2: I will try her ring. It's exciting.

875
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: What would she be doing right now?

876
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: Surfing?

877
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Speaker 1: Surfing?

878
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: Hello, Mandy, it's Dave o' neil and Glenn Robins. How

879
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 2: are you.

880
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: She might not remember. She remembers us, she remember remember you,

881
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: but she might not remember me because the years since

882
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: I've seen it. We're on our podcast and we've rung you.

883
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 6: It's not a bad time, No, it's a perfectly good time.

884
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: So, Mandy, we're talking about Byron Bay on our podcast

885
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: with the one aspect of someone. I mean, I don't

886
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 2: think you live there anymore, but you were there. You

887
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 2: live near there, don't you.

888
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 6: I live in Mullan, BINDI with this, probably fifteen minutes

889
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 6: from Byron Bay. So when we live here there's a

890
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 6: Mullan v. Barron thing. But when you're outside of the region.

891
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 6: I technically live in Byron Bay. I lived there for

892
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 6: fifteen years. I'm probably the only every day I'm on

893
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 6: my way there in the next hour.

894
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 2: Isn't it Mullin Bibi just full of people that used

895
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 2: to live in Byron Bay and they.

896
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 6: Moved It kind of is if Bins a little bit boho,

897
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 6: Mullum's a little bit hobo. We're a little bit more

898
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 6: shoes off.

899
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were telling me once. There's two Stinus schools, right.

900
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 2: One was a breakaway, wasn't it.

901
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure that the one in Mullen Bimby broke

902
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 6: away and formed. I can't remember the actual story, it

903
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 6: did actually kind of create itself. And then they're both

904
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 6: Cater twelve school, which I think shows you how out

905
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 6: of the box we are here. Most places are lucky

906
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 6: to have one Cat twelve Sinus school in a metropolitan

907
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 6: area not too within this gen kilometers. You know, you've

908
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 6: still got to go on a waiting list to get

909
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 6: in there, and there may even be call for a third,

910
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 6: which is one of those things. I of those parents

911
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 6: that made dinoschool jokes, and eventually my kid became a dinosaur.

912
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a problem.

913
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 6: This has come back to bite me on the art

914
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 6: because it tends out awesome education for kids who are

915
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 6: completely falling through the cracks in a that appreciate creativity.

916
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 6: Like there, I was making fun of their not wearing

917
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 6: black T shirts. We only do rainbows, and as it

918
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 6: turns out, actually a game changer from my kids. Oh,

919
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 6: that's like me making fun of gluten and intolerant people here.

920
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 6: For years I used to say I was intolerant in

921
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 6: flute and intolerant intolerant, and now I'm gluten intolerant, so

922
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 6: I'm going to have to really careful.

923
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: So look, so sum up Barron Bay, though the people

924
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:33,800
Speaker 2: like that.

925
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: If you I was going to say, if you were

926
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Speaker 1: overseas and someone said where do you live, how would

927
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: you describe Barron Bay and your lifestyle?

928
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 6: I would say we live in I would say it's

929
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 6: probably one of the most beautiful coastal regions. I totally

930
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Speaker 6: agree in Australia. We have rainbows for breakfast here, like

931
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 6: if you just fart, there'll be a rainbow.

932
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Speaker 1: With a bit of brown threat.

933
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're pretty well, I'll be righted. Rainbows because we

934
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Speaker 6: have the Rainbow region. Like to ask that deep core

935
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 6: of canterculture is deep within. I'd say it's a little

936
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 6: bit hippie at times. Unfortunately, the most unaffordable real estate

937
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:19,919
Speaker 6: in the country in Byron Bay, highest median rents in Australia.

938
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Speaker 6: It's a re like basically, you work at hospital and

939
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 6: you've got to have four people to a room to

940
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Speaker 6: pay for the rent to live in your eleven hundred

941
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Speaker 6: dollars a week.

942
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Speaker 2: What the thing I love about Barron Bay is that

943
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: it attracts a lot of kooks. Like whenever there's like

944
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 2: glenn On Fisk played the Penis Painter, there was a

945
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 2: guy in Byron Bay, wasn't it.

946
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's not just a guy Glenn and

947
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 6: Byron Bay. I think Kitty met him. Yes, my stand

948
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Speaker 6: up he did my stand up comedy cost years ago

949
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 6: and I had him come to my fiftieth birthday party

950
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 6: and actually because he did comedy, but then I got

951
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 6: him to paint people with his penis and Kitty was

952
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 6: there and I think at the moment is I think

953
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 6: your penis painter was born? Because I went, hey, I

954
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 6: see the connection here. He doesn't actually he lives up

955
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 6: on the Gold Post but travels down there for work.

956
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: Well, I should get together with him. We should have

957
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: a bit of a penis chat and a bit of

958
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: a comparison on notes on.

959
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 6: The center's last few methods. Have you actually because he

960
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 6: puts a paint for USh up the eye of his peanut.

961
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: Oh he doesn't, does he?

962
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: Oh?

963
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: So are you saying that you're saying that's cheating or

964
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,439
Speaker 1: are you saying that's so that's how.

965
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 6: He signs his name. He does, because I've got portraits

966
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 6: downstairs that he's done with me in the family, which

967
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 6: is kind of weird, but it's weirdly accurate. And he

968
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 6: just kind of gets his whole penis and he uses

969
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 6: his when he actually he has to prepare the canvas

970
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 6: with his balls and ask So.

971
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 2: This is very what about you told me once you

972
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: went to a guy that he talked about orgasms or

973
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 2: something session.

974
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 6: I did see a presentation I only would see here

975
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 6: at once thirty on a Friday, and it's kind of

976
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 6: a community center. It was called the Multi Orgasmic Man,

977
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 6: and he did a and I went along thinking it

978
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 6: was a talk and it wasn't a talk. You know,

979
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 6: when you get there and the single mattress and like

980
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 6: a like a saw blan crem with a handtop. You

981
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 6: know about your infho a pretty will come out there,

982
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 6: took his hats off, his wife throught up and one

983
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 6: of his friends and they basically gave him a hand job.

984
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 6: So if you get to the MALTI. But he never

985
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,919
Speaker 6: made it. He never made it to the Maulty because

986
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 6: you know what happens when you get your penis out

987
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 6: and a room full of people and talk about the

988
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 6: multi organism, you don't get.

989
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: A heart on.

990
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: I know.

991
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 6: That, I know, and I'm like, oh, please don't do

992
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 6: this mate. In the end, we're all chanting, they had

993
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 6: us are really close, and I'm like I couldn't get

994
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 6: out of there because I was going, this is really

995
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 6: hot and to say his name was let's say it's Gary,

996
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 6: and they're all channing, going I'm not kidding. They're pulling

997
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 6: his penis for the multi orgism before they're then going

998
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 6: go Gary, Go Gary, Go Garry, and I was like going, oh,

999
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 6: I thought so sad for him. I like, actually, I

1000
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 6: just don't please let this be overfore this poor man,

1001
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 6: like I feel like he just needs he needs some reloops.

1002
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 6: And it's not the kind of reluse they're trying to

1003
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 6: give him.

1004
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: So that's that's sort of only in Byron based stuff,

1005
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: isn't it really?

1006
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 6: Look I don't really think that does happen, because in

1007
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 6: that same room later that night, I think they had

1008
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 6: a twelve step meeting for alcoholics Anonymous and I went,

1009
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 6: but I hope they washed the cup. It is a

1010
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 6: bit like that, you know, honestly, if I lived here,

1011
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 6: like I can go down the road here like the

1012
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 6: other day is in the Barron region, Mullen, I can

1013
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 6: go down the road and in the morning, like there's

1014
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 6: a guy dressed like a wizard, blowing bubble and you

1015
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 6: go on. You get into Byron, and we've got a

1016
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 6: man that hits his here every day. His name's Cool

1017
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 6: the Kay, He's divine and he does he has a

1018
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 6: pineapple shaker and a banana shaker, and he who were

1019
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 6: hoops outside the National Bank eight hours a day. Like

1020
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 6: he just does it and the sing songs about people

1021
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 6: as they walk past, and somehow manages to get away

1022
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 6: with it, and then he hitches home to another town

1023
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 6: where he can afford to live. I do have to

1024
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 6: admit I'm a big fan of our. I love our

1025
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 6: kind of got some people that are real, out of

1026
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 6: the box and that that makes it work.

1027
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think it's got over commercialized barring now, Yeah.

1028
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 6: I think when I say other commercialized, I think that's

1029
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 6: what's happened all over the stray slightly seriously, is that

1030
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 6: when you have out of control rant like the property prices,

1031
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 6: you know during COVID it just super charged, Like our

1032
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 6: property prices went through the roof. We have the highest

1033
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 6: homelessness numbers in the city of Sydney.

1034
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that you see them sleeping rough Yeah, Yeah, it's massive.

1035
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 6: I do a lot of work in community kitchens, et

1036
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,919
Speaker 6: cetera around the region. And the people that you see

1037
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 6: turning up to that like they're people that I used

1038
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 6: to know in sharehouses. Like the people turn up to

1039
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,439
Speaker 6: places better I jobs, Like there's people are so close

1040
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 6: to home listeners here if if you know, if they

1041
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 6: don't have to do a housing so but but there's

1042
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 6: commercialization is really the fact that commercial rents go up,

1043
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 6: and so what happens there's there these funky little shops

1044
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 6: of crystals and get your kind of you know, some

1045
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 6: wacky shops that we've always had the only stuff I

1046
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 6: can afford. The rents of franchise is they from here

1047
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 6: and you end up bought some of the you know,

1048
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 6: someone in the Barn Chamber of Commerce called they're called

1049
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 6: it a Mountdoor Westfield, which is the same the same

1050
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 6: up for girls super.

1051
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Then you get a subway and yeah,

1052
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 2: you don't how.

1053
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 6: Many to go there?

1054
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: Like?

1055
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 6: People like the kind of funky shops, so it sill

1056
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 6: got a lot of funky artists in the area. But

1057
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 6: I would just say, you know, real estate greed is

1058
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 6: the threat to creativity everywhere, and you guys are truly unhappy.

1059
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 6: Go get a massage in the Colonic and think about

1060
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 6: what you're doing to play please you very boring, right,

1061
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 6: get your penis in some pain, and do something for

1062
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 6: the community.

1063
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 2: Well, great to talk to your Mandy, and it's gives

1064
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: a bit of a snapshot you.

1065
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: You are living the life and continued will vicariously live

1066
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: through you. And I love the idea of what you're

1067
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: doing and keep and and can I just start I

1068
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: haven't been up there for a while. Are you're still

1069
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: doing stand up?

1070
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 6: I just retired from stand up to the truth. I

1071
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 6: actually decided it believe I've got forty years of being

1072
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 6: a stand up. I don't know what I'm doing now

1073
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 6: sitting down actually, but I'm ready for some reinvention. So

1074
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 6: right stepped away from the stand up mind. I'm doing

1075
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 6: a lot of writings and some painting, doing stuff like that.

1076
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 6: But I went Honestly, I love stand up, but if

1077
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,919
Speaker 6: I have to go into another room at the fifty

1078
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 6: seven year old woman and try I feel like people.

1079
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 6: I used to feel like their mom. Now I feel

1080
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 6: like their grandmother.

1081
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I feel I did a gig on

1082
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 2: Saturday night for a foty club in the country. I like,

1083
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 2: how give you the granddad?

1084
00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: You know are missing out on a wonderful.

1085
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 6: Did you get to that point where you go you

1086
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 6: can really do it? There's so many transferable skills.

1087
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 3: But oh.

1088
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad to hear you're taking a painting, but

1089
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 2: you don't have a penis, so that's a bit sad.

1090
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 2: Never know, you're in hate MANI thanks for talking to.

1091
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 6: Us, Thanks Mandy, thanks for having we have a great day.

1092
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: And what can we have? Thinking music? Jet Seezer is

1093
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 2: James Bond.

1094
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: It could be very exciting. Barn Bay, there's no there's

1095
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: no is there a bar? And by is there we

1096
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 1: could I did. I did this a scene of Russell

1097
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: quit filming at Barron Bay when I that was when.

1098
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: I got shut that off.

1099
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: And I shut that off and no, I got dragged

1100
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: up the beach and I burnt testicles on the sand

1101
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: and I'm yelling stop, stop, stop.

1102
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: What about a make believe? I mean, what about a

1103
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 2: make believe where you know, because only a jet ski?

1104
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 2: When does that come up in the relationship? Is that

1105
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: something that.

1106
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: It's an issue? It's like I might would be. Yeah,

1107
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: if you're going to the football team, I shouldn't.

1108
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going with a woman who's not into

1109
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 2: that world, yes, you'd have to you keep it hidden

1110
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 2: for a little bit, surely. Yeah. And are we in

1111
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 2: like if you're a freemason or something, are.

1112
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: We in it?

1113
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1114
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: So we're not, We're just where are we?

1115
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 4: Just?

1116
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 2: Just anyway? I think he's he's decided. He said, we

1117
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 2: have to have a chat. I've got to tell you

1118
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: some Okay, that's good.

1119
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: Can I'll be the man.

1120
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be. We'll be We'll be at home, yeah, yeah,

1121
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 2: or at a restaurant. Maybe at a restaurant that's a restaurant, Yeah,

1122
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 2: at a restaurant.

1123
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: Well, finally we get to spend a bit of quality

1124
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: time together.

1125
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 2: And lovely. That so lovely, And you were so nice

1126
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,959
Speaker 2: to my parents. They loved you. They loved you, Derek.

1127
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I have that way about me that I can.

1128
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 2: Love you and you love my parents.

1129
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: I do, I do.

1130
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 2: I think we have been going out for three months

1131
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: now and it seems like we're a perfect match. I mean,

1132
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: there's nothing I've told you anything about me that I

1133
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 2: like scrapbooking and.

1134
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 1: You you've embrace that, and you're knitting.

1135
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 2: You've embraced that, you hold the wall for me. It's lovely.

1136
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 2: You've embraced my four cats, you've loved the cats. But

1137
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: is there something?

1138
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: Why do you want to love your tap dancing?

1139
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 2: You love my tap dancing?

1140
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 1: But what I've told you everything?

1141
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 2: Have you told me everything?

1142
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: I can't.

1143
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 2: I just can't help thinking that you're holding back on something.

1144
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: Well?

1145
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 2: Is that the reason you've asked me out tonight? Derek?

1146
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: There is one thing?

1147
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, I knew it. You've got another family.

1148
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

1149
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 2: You've been married before. You've got a kid.

1150
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't have a kid. I certainly don't.

1151
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 2: You've been in prison. I haven't been you murdered someone,

1152
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 2: but it wasn't your fault. I'll still love you, Derek.

1153
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: I still love you. I know you will. I know

1154
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: you will bear with Melay golf, do you No? I

1155
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: don't play. That's good.

1156
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 2: You're not a freemason. A freemason, I'm not a free

1157
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 2: wouldn't worry me one, not a week, any any of

1158
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: those things. Lions Club's good.

1159
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I totally understand. Your voice has got a

1160
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: little bit.

1161
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,240
Speaker 2: You borryed for Collingwood, That's fine. I don't care or whatever.

1162
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: I did have a time at a but I don't

1163
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: worry for them anymore.

1164
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 6: So.

1165
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: Believing you're in a war, you're in the army. You

1166
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 2: kill people, killed several people. I've said, you've been in prison.

1167
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 2: But what could it be? What could it be?

1168
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how you're going to We went to

1169
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: Thailand that time on holiday and experience with a woman

1170
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 1: tend to be a man.

1171
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 2: Was that? Did that happen?

1172
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 1: No, it didn't, Okay, it happened to a friend of mine.

1173
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: When I told you that story, it was about a

1174
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: friend of mine, Brian.

1175
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 2: You went from a massage and it turned a little

1176
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:47,640
Speaker 2: bit weird.

1177
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: I did not participate in that. I just had a

1178
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: normal stress relief.

1179
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 2: You've got no points on your license. You want me

1180
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: to take some, that's fine, I don't mind. I'll take

1181
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: some points for you. Do not do anything for you.

1182
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: I what I'm going to tay It's going to be

1183
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 1: hard for you to hear, but I think it's going

1184
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: to be okay. All right, I as we sit here

1185
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: right now, I am a jet ski rider.

1186
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 2: You own a jet ski.

1187
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 1: I own a jet ski.

1188
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 2: Hey what I don't use it very often?

1189
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: No, I say below the spreen limit? Oh oh, I'm sorry.

1190
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: Said I'm going to have a massage special one.

1191
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 2: That was funny. I liked it. Okay, what's your guest?

1192
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 2: So jet skis and Byron Bay.

1193
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: I reckon you can do something special on a jet

1194
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: ski in Byron Bay. I'm going to say that if

1195
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: you want, there's a place you can go there and

1196
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: you can get married on a jet ski.

1197
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to say Barron Bay were the first place

1198
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 2: in Australia the banjet skis.

1199
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that because they do seem like the.

1200
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 2: Sort of community that would ban it.

1201
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: Go and ban it, baby, and you know I understand that.

1202
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: So I Reckon, You've probably got this one right.

1203
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: What is the answer?

1204
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 4: Sam Clayton Jacobson too a banker and dirt bike racer

1205
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 4: who grew tired of crashing into the ground at high

1206
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 4: speeds and decided to build what he called a motorcycle

1207
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 4: for the water, inventing a stand up personal water craft

1208
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 4: that evolved into the modern jet ski.

1209
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 5: Clayton lived for.

1210
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 4: A long time in Byron Bay and died there in

1211
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 4: twenty twenty two.

1212
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 5: He was eighty eight. Wow, you have been.

1213
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 4: Listening to somehow related with Glenn Robbins and Dave O'Neill.

1214
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's a pluck up there somewhere like

1215
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: the home. So what is the Byron Bay's attitude towards jets?

1216
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be good.

1217
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be good.

1218
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did he let that go? At? Parties know that

1219
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 2: I'm the guy. Yeah, I'm Clayon. My name is Clayton.

1220
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 2: What do you do Clayton, I'm retired man. What did

1221
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: you do?

1222
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: Well?

1223
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: You know there's really annoying seacraft that you don't like.

1224
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 2: Do you reconally chose Byron Bay because there were no

1225
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 2: jet skis there? Because I can't remember sinking jet ski.

1226
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: Because I could see a plak up something that maybe

1227
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: some sort of launching spot saying dedicated to whatever his

1228
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: name is, Shane Jacobson, Clayton Jacobson, I think his name

1229
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: was Clayton Jacobson. And to be a plaque and you

1230
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: get to put your where the jet ski was invented,

1231
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: that'd be good, that'd be a real tourist attraction.

1232
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 2: Or why didn't he retire to like Safety Beach or

1233
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 2: Rosebud here in Victoria on the bay where there's hundreds

1234
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: of jet skis and he could just wander down like

1235
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 2: Hugh he f they were in a dressing gown and

1236
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 2: go boys. I invented this, Thank you, no problem at all, exactly.

1237
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 2: That's my trademark. I make money off every one of

1238
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 2: those jet skis.

1239
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: Hey, Dave, do you see that beach over there? Do

1240
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 1: you see what I've pulled up for you? Jek Yeah,

1241
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: Maybe I've better go on one. Do you want to

1242
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: get on the back with me? Okay, here we go, Okay,

1243
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: let's get old on first. Ok I'm just gonna start

1244
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: it up. Oh that feels good? Or so that's throbbing

1245
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 1: between your legs?

1246
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: That feel good?

1247
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 1: Yep, and one two oh, you fell off the back

1248
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: of your fucking idiot. You meant to fucking hang on.

1249
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 1: Then again, I really want you to hang on. It's

1250
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: a bit weird

1251
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: Panic because I've got a stiffy, I know,