Speaker 1: Nine podcasts.
Speaker 2: Try Try, Try.
Speaker 1: Why am I dressed for the snow and you're dress
Speaker 1: for a date at the beat? Because it's the last
Speaker 1: day of it being sort of okay, whether it's nineteen today,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna now it's winter, okay, wonderful. Well, if
Speaker 1: you live in another state, sorry, none of that's relevant
Speaker 1: to you, but I'm just letting you know that living
Speaker 1: if you live in Tasmania, it's relevant to you in
Speaker 1: Canberra because it's cold, it's freezing cold, okay. And Adelaide, No,
Speaker 1: Adelaide's not bad better than here, riveting guys. You bought
Speaker 1: it up. I know, I regret it. We've had no reviews,
Speaker 1: no new reviews lately on i app or eye Spotify.
Speaker 1: So you guys even like us? Is the question I
Speaker 1: want to ask. Is anyone even listening? Does anyone even
Speaker 1: want us to continue?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello, that's echoing, it's me?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Yes, got it? I promise as we go into this
Speaker 1: episode there will be no vomit chat today. I also
Speaker 1: promise because I know it can be off putting for
Speaker 1: some people, because we have a legitimate phobics. There was
Speaker 1: a name for it, and I forguess making that up.
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 1: If you have on amata peer, it's some sort of
Speaker 1: literate rich is doing a google onomata peer? What things were? Smart? Well,
Speaker 1: what's an example of honomatic peer? What sounds like it
Speaker 1: is the shopping that's no rich to our show and
Speaker 1: we're one second in he what was the shopping binge habit? Onomania? Onomania?
Speaker 1: Is the shopping binge habit we have? Now we're crossing
Speaker 1: to the metal metaphobia is also now the vomit phobia?
Speaker 1: And what is onomata peer? What is on amatapier?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: How do you even spell that?
Speaker 2: Gear?
Speaker 1: The formation of a word from a sound associated with
Speaker 1: what it is named? What like sizzle?
Speaker 3: It's like so sizzle sounds like a sizzle? Yeah, Cockoo
Speaker 3: sounds like cuckoo? Like that they are words?
Speaker 1: Doesn't every sound sound like what it is? Me ow?
Speaker 3: That's one wolf?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is't? What isn't a sound that doesn't.
Speaker 3: We largely see its relatively large number of bird names. Arise, Amatapa.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we've covered all that off. I promise
Speaker 1: you I'm getting dumber time with each chip you do,
Speaker 1: Like here we go.
Speaker 3: Look a boom zap pow wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, Rich, But what ones? What's an example
Speaker 1: of not automatic? Peah?
Speaker 3: Every word you just said, but they're not a sound
Speaker 3: like beach isn't doesn't sound like what it is?
Speaker 1: Oh No, but a sound. We're talking about sounds.
Speaker 3: Beach is just a word, the formation of a word
Speaker 3: from a sound associated with what it's named.
Speaker 1: I reckon we take some scissors to this segment anyway,
Speaker 1: if you're just as confused as us. Do you know what, though,
Speaker 1: I'm going to now not be able to stop thinking
Speaker 1: about that. I know me neither. I won't be able
Speaker 1: to sleep. But that was a terrible way to introduce
Speaker 1: our podcast, to introduce our podcast, especially when we're begging
Speaker 1: for more reviews. I'm so sorry about that. But let's
Speaker 1: go into something nice. I'd like to give a shout
Speaker 1: out to Helen Lib. She came up to us at
Speaker 1: a cafe in South Melbourne on the weekend. I cannot
Speaker 1: tell you how much I love it when someone comes
Speaker 1: up to us like me way more than you. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I'm just more of a people person.
Speaker 1: You've really yourself. No, it's not that I don't love it,
Speaker 1: It's just that I don't get so over excited that
Speaker 1: everyone's turning around and looking at me. I'm just who's
Speaker 1: everyone that's turning around? I'm looking at you. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about one person. Occasionally, I'm talking about when someone comes over.
Speaker 1: My reaction isn't like, oh my God would have a
Speaker 1: phone like. I still appreciate it the same as you do,
Speaker 1: but I'm just not so over the top about it. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I g's in my pants. So and I especially lose
Speaker 1: a plot when they talk about being a fan of
Speaker 1: the podcast, and Helen was yes, And I'm especially honored
Speaker 1: when people look smart and educated. And Helen did look
Speaker 1: both of those things, didn't she? She did. She looked
Speaker 1: well put together. She had a daughter and her mom,
Speaker 1: I think with her or her sister you have, and
Speaker 1: maybe her husband and a daughter. Maybe her husband daughter friend.
Speaker 1: I think anyway, it's irrelevant, but she bought everyone over
Speaker 1: and it was joyous. It was truly joyous. And I
Speaker 1: can only speak for myself and I say it makes
Speaker 1: my day, my wee, my month, then maybe even my
Speaker 1: year when something like that happens, because I live quite a grim, sad,
Speaker 1: not eventful existence. So just know that that kind of
Speaker 1: thing is the highlight of my life. And also, do
Speaker 1: you know what we find when people come up to
Speaker 1: us say always apologize. They're like, oh, so sorry to body,
Speaker 1: I didn't know whether I should come up. If you're
Speaker 1: ever questioning that, please come up. There is never going
Speaker 1: to be an occasion where we don't throw off it.
Speaker 1: Do you know where I would specially especially like it
Speaker 1: on a date. What do you mean if I was
Speaker 1: on a date and someone came up and said, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, you mon if I get a photo, no
Speaker 1: one downs. So that loggy. So the person you're with
Speaker 1: is like, oh my god, this person celebrity a power
Speaker 1: move Ooh that is gross. It's one of the grossest
Speaker 1: things you've ever said. But no one ever asks when
Speaker 1: we're separately because it's only us in context, and even
Speaker 1: then they're a bit confused, like did I go to
Speaker 1: school with you? So, but just letting you know, if
Speaker 1: I'm ever on a date, especially come up to me,
Speaker 1: so I don't go on date. So that's never gonna happen. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We can move on from that. But Helen's favorite podcasts
Speaker 1: are Ours and The Imperfect. I mean, have you ever
Speaker 1: received a greater company, what good company? But everyone needs
Speaker 1: a bit of light and shade, don't they Light and shade?
Speaker 1: Light and shade. We are the well not the imperfect
Speaker 1: are shade. No, But it's in light trade in terms
Speaker 1: of yes, depth and education and transformative versus pup chat,
Speaker 1: laughs and jovial and maybe some offensiveness when we talk
Speaker 1: about vomit and discharges. It's, as we say, where the
Speaker 1: reality TV of the podcast works correct, where you just
Speaker 1: want my numbing gear, don't you?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: Doesn't It just go to show that you can listen
Speaker 1: to all different sorts of things. You know, she listens
Speaker 1: to all this transformative stuff, and then you've got our gear. Yep,
Speaker 1: you can like shade. So I'm saying, our sister Scarlett,
Speaker 1: she gets a lot of mentions on this podcast, doesn't
Speaker 1: She mostly not super positive, and she always gets quite
Speaker 1: deitato when she's given us a list of things we
Speaker 1: can't talk about. Can't I can't possibly bring up the
Speaker 1: list of what they are because where you have been told,
Speaker 1: we will be designed and she will never cooperate with us,
Speaker 1: and she won't give her a boo boo to us,
Speaker 1: to you. So our sister Scarlett sent us a TikTok,
Speaker 1: and that TikTok was of a vet pulling out a
Speaker 1: large chunk of dog hair from a dog's ear. And
Speaker 1: the reason she sent it to us is because, especially me,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with pimple popping rich our producer, Do you
Speaker 1: pull out hair from your dog's ears?
Speaker 3: No, they don't really have any.
Speaker 1: Have you ever even looked? Is the question I put
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I have to clean the black labs
Speaker 3: is because he gets gunk in there. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 3: not fun. It's not satisfying. I know exactly what you're thinking, Eliza,
Speaker 3: because I love a good pimple video. But it's not
Speaker 3: satisfying because it's like, it's really difficult.
Speaker 1: What comes out is that wax that comes It's like it.
Speaker 3: Almost looks like dried blood. The type of wax.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is any better than vomit chatfi'mus,
Speaker 1: but is it? Is it stinky?
Speaker 3: It is a bit stinky? Wow?
Speaker 1: Anyway, it was it was so satisfying, absolute feel to watch,
Speaker 1: but it was so satisfying. And do you know what
Speaker 1: Liba's response was? It was, I can't believe Mum used
Speaker 1: to make me do that every day with Mini's ears,
Speaker 1: which is our pastaway doll. Okay, so it gives some
Speaker 1: context with our old dog Mini. As you said, she's
Speaker 1: no longer with us gold rest. So Mum or Dad
Speaker 1: would hold her because obviously she would get you know,
Speaker 1: someone pulling our hair out of your ears. That's quite painful.
Speaker 1: And I would get a tissue and reach down so
Speaker 1: far into her ears with like my pointer finger and
Speaker 1: my thumb and just yank with quite a lot of
Speaker 1: force the hair out of her ears. Why is it
Speaker 1: because they can't hear if it's in there? Apparently Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it, just like Rich was saying before, generates lumps
Speaker 1: of shit and often it would be genuinely dried blood
Speaker 1: and wax. And because if when you think about it,
Speaker 1: their ear canals are quite open, and you know they're
Speaker 1: rustling around in the dirt and rolling around in their
Speaker 1: own shit. Instead, they're less open than ours because I've
Speaker 1: got ears covering their But think about how much they
Speaker 1: just roll around in their own filth. But they've got
Speaker 1: their ears to cover it. Yes, But if they're when
Speaker 1: they're rolling around, the ears flat back, so they're getting
Speaker 1: crapple in there. You can imagine what because they literally
Speaker 1: roll around in shit outdoor, used to roll around its
Speaker 1: own ship, eat its own vomit all that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: do you know what? She would come in most days
Speaker 1: and have just crashit down her neck exactly, So that
Speaker 1: ends up. So I'm essentially pulling out hair with shit vomit, Like,
Speaker 1: oh god, not what else you said the V word? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just had to. I didn't. Actually it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a vomit story as such, but it was just mentioning
Speaker 1: the word. And before people come at me for animal cruelty,
Speaker 1: apparently it is like the VET said, to do is
Speaker 1: something that you should do because yeah, they have DAGs,
Speaker 1: they have ear DAGs. Okay, So where was I when
Speaker 1: this is happening and I moved out on this? I
Speaker 1: don't know, and I don't know why I did it,
Speaker 1: but I did it all the time, and I weirdly
Speaker 1: liked it at the time. I found it really satisfying.
Speaker 1: Was she uncomfortable? Was she screaming and stuff? I would
Speaker 1: not hold her down. I wonder if it hurts them,
Speaker 1: because when you just pluck a single hair from anywhere,
Speaker 1: it absolutely cane. Like when I'm plugging my musta, it came.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a comfortable thing for them, but
Speaker 1: then it provides comfort for them after when they don't
Speaker 1: have vomit DAGs hanging from their ears. Did you dry
Speaker 1: wretch each time? I think I sort of did dry wretch,
Speaker 1: but I found it weirdly satisfying as well. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't because I did it for a lot. I
Speaker 1: did it for years. Now, the thought of it, there's
Speaker 1: no why you could pay me to even do that
Speaker 1: again now, I think we must at a later point, Ring, Mum,
Speaker 1: I just want to double check this story. I feel
Speaker 1: like you're making it up, or maybe you did it
Speaker 1: once and you take can make that up. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't particularly want to be associated with doing You
Speaker 1: sound brave, do you know what? Though?
Speaker 3: We're not.
Speaker 1: When we're back in Adelaide now with our new dog Dot,
Speaker 1: who's well and truly alive, and I see Mum cleaning
Speaker 1: the goosey out of her eyes and the dingleberries off
Speaker 1: her anus, I want to truly it truly makes me
Speaker 1: violently ill. I don't know who what I was in
Speaker 1: that life when I cleaned the ears rich you may
Speaker 1: as well just keep me a microphone on. Do you
Speaker 1: do I goods on your two dogs?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, it's fun, but it's just like little fun.
Speaker 3: But it's just like these little dried black sleep things.
Speaker 3: It's like our sleep.
Speaker 1: What about pooh DAGs off the anus? There's no poo
Speaker 1: DAGs are joking? Sorry, there's hair that like grows around
Speaker 1: a norse. And then what if they do a poo
Speaker 1: and it sticks to their an?
Speaker 3: No issue for the short haired black lab. The goldie
Speaker 3: again has no issues. It's all kind of designed to just,
Speaker 3: you know, so that I don't need toilet paper out
Speaker 3: in the wild.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? You'd rather a dog that doesn't shed
Speaker 1: but has poodags or a dog that sheds that you
Speaker 1: don't have to clean your pood eggs off. I would
Speaker 1: rather a non shedder and pood.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I've got the opposite to that. I
Speaker 3: prefer that. I like it that way.
Speaker 1: The mum cleans dots anus and I every single day.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: What about anal clans? Oh that's another thing. Minnie used
Speaker 1: to come in from outside sometimes and she used to
Speaker 1: just rub her anus along the floor, you know how
Speaker 1: with the front they're sitting in a seated position the
Speaker 1: dog and then with its front legs pull.
Speaker 3: There's a lot more issues with the designer dogs. The
Speaker 3: little dogs. Yes, my big brutes don't have any of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, right, So there's positives and negatives. But I
Speaker 1: think I don't know whether I've mentioned on here before, probably,
Speaker 1: but I've looked after a dog with severe anal gland
Speaker 1: issues and God, I love taking it to the vet.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite and getting them lease. This is That's
Speaker 1: what I was going to ask me. Do you have
Speaker 1: to milk them? No? You let them. When I was
Speaker 1: looking after this dog, you just let the glands build up.
Speaker 1: You know. This is when I'm looking after it for
Speaker 1: like two weeks, and then I would take it and
Speaker 1: it would be meal o. The glands. Can you see
Speaker 1: the glam they sort of start bulging? So could you
Speaker 1: have grabbed? Oh god, yeah, why didn't you try? But
Speaker 1: it stinks. I like the idea of it, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to be involved. A milky, mucusy texture. What's
Speaker 1: the texture? It's like a well this I can only
Speaker 1: speak for this experience. It's like a runny pass on
Speaker 1: that I feel like I would froth watching that do
Speaker 1: you know what I've realized though that I did the
Speaker 1: ear thing back in the I would massage mom's feet
Speaker 1: days and that now makes me feel really sick. There's
Speaker 1: something not quite wrong. Last thing on dogs, How bad
Speaker 1: is dog?
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 1: Bread? Do your dogs get bread?
Speaker 3: It's the worst. Especially our couch, like where you sit,
Speaker 3: it's at a good light for them, so they'll be
Speaker 3: really close to your face.
Speaker 1: And do they sleep up next to you? They sleep
Speaker 1: on your bed, don't they?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, not in the bed anymore. They used
Speaker 3: to actually, but they sleep in the bedroom. But when
Speaker 3: they need to go out to the toilet in the
Speaker 3: middle of the night because they're elderly, and they'll come out,
Speaker 3: they might breathe or do a you know, just rub them.
Speaker 3: But the problem is so the black lab he likes
Speaker 3: to treat himself to some who treats and left in
Speaker 3: the backyard that he or his brother have left in
Speaker 3: the backyard dogs. So they the whales described to me
Speaker 3: is like they see it as like chocolate and they're
Speaker 3: just having a treat. So I've looked at Tim Tams
Speaker 3: and the whole other light since hearing that. But yeah,
Speaker 3: if he goes out and does that I don't enjoy
Speaker 3: when he comes up to me next and rubs his
Speaker 3: face in mind.
Speaker 1: Do you not be worth me eating my own poops,
Speaker 1: meeting your books, or me eating your vomit so like
Speaker 1: those dogs are eating it?
Speaker 3: Can I ask you? Flagged at the start of this,
Speaker 3: don't worry. This is not going to be gross vomit
Speaker 3: chat is this? Is this? What better or worse? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it to go quiet as terrific. Just
Speaker 1: last thing, even though I keep saying the last thing.
Speaker 1: So do you clean your dog's teeth?
Speaker 3: No, you don't clean the teeth.
Speaker 1: You give them a true thing that's like a mint
Speaker 1: jews or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those those chew treats, or you give them bones
Speaker 3: and stuff.
Speaker 1: Because moms recently started letting the dogs sleep in with
Speaker 1: her rather than the laundry. And she just she said,
Speaker 1: the undad and she said the other night Dot woke
Speaker 1: her up like lick in her face. And he's like,
Speaker 1: because always sometimes we do sometimes kiss our dog in Adelaide,
Speaker 1: and dadaways goes, don't let the dog kiss you lick
Speaker 1: you on the mouth. So many gems and stuff, and
Speaker 1: that is true. You have goes me for some gross
Speaker 1: stuff I do, and you let the dog lick you
Speaker 1: and kiss you, and it's been eating its own pooh
Speaker 1: and dogs, pooh and and everything at feces. So faces,
Speaker 1: you're gross, You're gross. Let's try that. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: So we play some audio, a line or a croat,
Speaker 1: a cute. I do this yere time. I say quote
Speaker 1: a quote from a reality TV show, and then we
Speaker 1: have to guess the next line. Now Dingleberry scores. Eliza
Speaker 1: is on two, I'm on one. I reckon. We have
Speaker 1: now done? How many of these are? Yeah? I'm ashamed
Speaker 1: with that score. Because we claim to watch a lot
Speaker 1: of reality TV. Our producers have picked the audio we
Speaker 1: are about to hear. This is from the Simple Life,
Speaker 1: Oh What a Heaven Show, American reality TV series starring
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. It depicts the two wealthy
Speaker 1: social lights as they struggle to do menial, low paying jobs.
Speaker 1: Which ones you reckon? You would be in? Which one
Speaker 1: would I be? You'd be Nicole Richie for sure. All
Speaker 1: I need to say about this is where the modern
Speaker 1: day life characters don't you reckon? Yes? Two sheltered clueless gowls,
Speaker 1: trying things, trying things that we'd rather not do. Okay,
Speaker 1: so are you happy with the fact you would be
Speaker 1: Nicole Richie'd parent. She's probably the most daft, the most
Speaker 1: daft deer in headlights, and Nicole Richie is a bit
Speaker 1: more go getter. Rich agrees with that. Okay, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. So this is from the very first episode
Speaker 1: they did. You'll hear Paris first and then Nicole. Let's
Speaker 1: play the audio. I never had a job ever. I've
Speaker 1: never had a job.
Speaker 3: I have been a fit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they say I've never had a job ever,
Speaker 1: did you. I've never had a job, I've been a
Speaker 1: What had Nicole Richie been before the show? How old
Speaker 1: would they just quickly oh, yeah, twenty one or something? Surely?
Speaker 1: But they can't have done any type of real job,
Speaker 1: surely because I both grew up in very wealthy, yes,
Speaker 1: successful families. All they've done is socialite. Because Nicole Richie
Speaker 1: was adopted by Lionel Richie who's the singer. Yes, and
Speaker 1: then Paris she's adopted. Did you not know that, didn't you?
Speaker 1: I think Lionel I fell down a hole googling this once.
Speaker 1: I think Lionel adopted her from I think his friend
Speaker 1: who was struggling. Yes, that's true. Something like that is true.
Speaker 1: And then Paris obviously comes from the Hilton family. Kathy,
Speaker 1: who would have on Desperate Housewives, Desperate Housewives, no Housewives
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills. So yeah, neither of them have needed
Speaker 1: to have jobs. So I reckon what we're running with
Speaker 1: here is something non job related. So can I tell
Speaker 1: you what I think? Absolutely, I've been a really, really
Speaker 1: really good napper baby. Do you know what a baby?
Speaker 1: So it's short for nepotism baby, and it's a person
Speaker 1: who gained success or opportunities through family connections, especially a
Speaker 1: child of a famous parent. I googled that and got
Speaker 1: the actual definition because I knew you'd ask that for
Speaker 1: some reason. I just vibes that you wouldn't understand what
Speaker 1: that was. Okay, thank you so much. My guess is
Speaker 1: I've been a daddy's little princess my whole life. Likely
Speaker 1: highly likely practical? Yeah as always? All right, let's hear
Speaker 1: what it was, beg your skeater figure skater? What that
Speaker 1: has blown my mind? That has blown my tony little mind.
Speaker 1: But I can picture her colors a figure skater, could I?
Speaker 1: But I mean that's not Yeah, I guess that makes
Speaker 1: sense because it's not a job. That's more of a hobby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: figure skater, beg your skeater, figure skater. Wow, that's not
Speaker 1: a job. So she's obviously just done it for fun.
Speaker 1: Now we need to google that and see if she
Speaker 1: was like a professional that she did competition and she
Speaker 1: looks like the little battle arena that you get when
Speaker 1: you open a toy bot. No, what do they call
Speaker 1: their little jewelry boxes? That's what you've been around. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: that's actually very fascinating. On the back of that, I
Speaker 1: would like to make a statement about the fact that
Speaker 1: I was forced to get a job when I was
Speaker 1: thirteen years old? Do you know what it was like?
Speaker 1: Something like thirteen and seven months or something. You had
Speaker 1: to be of legal age to get a job. Wasn't
Speaker 1: it something like that back when in the day I
Speaker 1: was barely out the womb? I know, I agree, so
Speaker 1: did I. You looking at me as if you were
Speaker 1: the only one that had to do that. I feel
Speaker 1: like you weren't forced to do it as late as me.
Speaker 1: You've got a much easier run than I. Ever, y,
Speaker 1: it is so untrue. What was the whole ear hair gear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and massaging mom's feet, child slaving our home. Ah, what
Speaker 1: was your first job? Well, do you know why we
Speaker 1: got jobs is because Dad made us, because he's Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he grew up, you know, from coming from nothing
Speaker 1: and great instill those values in us. One hundred thirteen,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is too young. Well, it's got us
Speaker 1: to where we are today. Like it's one thing to
Speaker 1: want to teach your kids how to earn money, but
Speaker 1: that was slave labor gear. I disagree. I would have
Speaker 1: been happy with just putting the bins out for some
Speaker 1: poker money. Well, I think we probably got that too.
Speaker 1: But I would go straight from school at three thirty pm,
Speaker 1: get changed in the car, so putting my noose up
Speaker 1: on the window, mooning people, trying to get changed, to
Speaker 1: clock on at three forty five, and then I would
Speaker 1: clock off again about seven thirty pm, rip me. Then
Speaker 1: coming home doing my homework, eating and trying to get
Speaker 1: to bet at a reasonable hour. Oh you poor that
Speaker 1: you would have had so much going on at thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh the dad set cooker, that's what I was. Well
Speaker 1: lucky you had a reasonable shift. I would go to
Speaker 1: my shift at the news agency which was my first
Speaker 1: job from four till five thirty. That was my shift
Speaker 1: an hour and a half because it was only open
Speaker 1: till five thirty. Thirty was an hour and a half
Speaker 1: and I got something like twelve dollars an hour, so
Speaker 1: I'd be literally earning thirty dollars in a day lib
Speaker 1: I was paid. I found an old time sheet what
Speaker 1: are they called it? Forty time Jesus, Basically from when
Speaker 1: you're thirteen, you've kept seven dollars an hour hour. I
Speaker 1: spent more on a bus hit getting the bus never
Speaker 1: got That wasn't the point. So some of my mates
Speaker 1: didn't have jobs till UNI. That's just not fair. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be one of those people. I think it's
Speaker 1: made us into like resilient, good people that we've learned
Speaker 1: a lot. You learn more in the real world doing
Speaker 1: stuff like that than you did at SCORE and UNI.
Speaker 1: I think my first job, to answer your question, which
Speaker 1: I didn't initially answer, was at Wendy's. And Wendy's was
Speaker 1: an ice cream fast food type of joint in Adelaide
Speaker 1: because we were in Adelaide at that point. It was basically
Speaker 1: it was like sort of an ice cream shop, mainly
Speaker 1: but had these heaven hot dogs would put garlic, garlic, butter, cheese.
Speaker 1: The condiments I would put on those, I would have
Speaker 1: on your butter garlic, butter, grated cheese, barbecue sauce, tomato sauce,
Speaker 1: and two types of mustards. Those throbbers would be absolutely
Speaker 1: dripping yum. They also did a really great crunchy thick shake.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I forgot about those. They were I corny.
Speaker 1: Do you know what else? Chocolo chocolate, which are chocolate
Speaker 1: soft serve that looked like little turds. Wasn't that load
Speaker 1: turds on a cone? Low fat chocolate turds on a cone.
Speaker 1: Joe so brings back accolo. Don't mistake this for the
Speaker 1: Wendy's that's in America. That's a fast Foo joint. This
Speaker 1: was its own entity in Australia and it was heaven
Speaker 1: on Earth? Was it the only one in Australia did
Speaker 1: they have? I mean no, there was one. Was there?
Speaker 1: You're not even from Adelaide?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't just an Adelide.
Speaker 1: We should have opened up another window.
Speaker 3: I think they still exist.
Speaker 1: I reckon there's one at Victor Harbor Leeve or something,
Speaker 1: or Gholwa down the Florido Peninsula anyway. But seven dollars
Speaker 1: an hour is daylight robbery, honest to god. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you didn't think that back when you were thirteen. I
Speaker 1: remember not being overly happy about it. I no wonder
Speaker 1: my cholesterol was so high is because I would have
Speaker 1: three of a shift. No, I think we didn't even
Speaker 1: get free. I think we only got a discount. I know.
Speaker 1: But so you spent literally all your money that you
Speaker 1: earned in that shift. You would spend on hot dogs, Yeah,
Speaker 1: chocolo Yeah, can't you think jokes? And that's still what
Speaker 1: I'm doing to this very day, spending all my money
Speaker 1: on the head. But I know, Hea said we weren't
Speaker 1: going to talk about vomit. Yeahhach, really quick story. I
Speaker 1: don't remember this. So when I was working at said Wendy's,
Speaker 1: there was a gastrobug going round and I was doing
Speaker 1: all the shifts because everyone had gone down. And there
Speaker 1: was this one Saturday and I went on my lunch
Speaker 1: break and I had my Rippings hot dog and my
Speaker 1: giant crunchy thick shake with extra crunchy bits and extra
Speaker 1: crunchy squirts, and down that because you had about you know,
Speaker 1: eight minutes for your break. And then I came back
Speaker 1: and my stomach started to churn and I flagged that
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling wonderful, and they said, you need to
Speaker 1: leave immediately because this gastro bug is going around. Like
Speaker 1: call your mum, because I was that bloody young, fresh
Speaker 1: out the womb that I couldn't even drive at this point.
Speaker 1: So Mum came and picked me up, and as we're
Speaker 1: driving home, I just went gray and opened my mouth.
Speaker 1: It was a fountain of hot dogs and chocolate. Crunchy
Speaker 1: me into a bag or something. Least I precort it
Speaker 1: in my Wendy's apron. Oh yeah, yeah, so that is
Speaker 1: something that really sticks out. I don't think I could
Speaker 1: actually eat again after that, not eat in general. Obviously
Speaker 1: I could eat again. In general, I eat quite significantly,
Speaker 1: but those two items I don't think I could face again.
Speaker 1: I think that only lasted for a week or so, though.
Speaker 1: But if that was my child, like I was Mum's child,
Speaker 1: I would have opened the door, popped me out on
Speaker 1: the curb, left me for something. I would have kicked you,
Speaker 1: and then set the car alive. Same. I'm not dealing
Speaker 1: with that gear never, never, never quite with that though,
Speaker 1: because she was a midwife. So I feel like she's
Speaker 1: dealt with all that stuff and so she's okay. That's
Speaker 1: where a chundy bib that we discussed the other word
Speaker 1: chunky bib of like a bucket on a bib. It
Speaker 1: would be wonderful even on when I was a teenager
Speaker 1: at that point. Well, I've got some funny stories from
Speaker 1: when I worked at this news agent, see, because it
Speaker 1: should just not fly these days. So I was obsessed
Speaker 1: with magazines. I would and did work experience at Dolly
Speaker 1: magazine and stuff like that. Loved anything to do with it.
Speaker 1: So we could at the end of our shift take
Speaker 1: home as many magazines as we wanted. Literally go along,
Speaker 1: pick up all the magazines and take them home them
Speaker 1: and then bring them back try and keep them in
Speaker 1: good condition and sell them, not sell them. But you
Speaker 1: could just bring them back at the end of your shift.
Speaker 1: But as if you would be out, Sorry, I'm confused
Speaker 1: about what you're saying. You would take a shift, happen,
Speaker 1: get as many magazine time as you wanted, Yeah, take them,
Speaker 1: read them at home, and then bring them back the
Speaker 1: next shift to sell them on the shelf, to sell them.
Speaker 1: You said not to sell them. I thought you meant
Speaker 1: sell them to my mates.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, why is that controversial? Yeah sell them?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's dodger. You could not do that now, No,
Speaker 1: that's like and I would often they'd be dog tape,
Speaker 1: you know, doggied and all that kind of stuff and
Speaker 1: have little samples and all sorts. And remember the magazines
Speaker 1: that were around Gratzier and Okay Magazine and I think
Speaker 1: they're still around angel. Do you know what I reckon?
Speaker 1: This is when my binge shopping started, because I would
Speaker 1: buy that much crap from the news agentcy. You remember
Speaker 1: the stuff that they would sell in a news agency,
Speaker 1: like alarm clocks, and you know when nice little Luo
Speaker 1: Emu bag or a pair of Seashell ear rings, or
Speaker 1: just saying like I'm just giving an example. Die. I
Speaker 1: also remember I, at thirteen and seven months was selling
Speaker 1: people lotto tickets and scratches and that is so quietly illegal.
Speaker 1: You have to be sixteen to do that, didn't you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just said again, I would just do it because
Speaker 1: I think they just needed people to do it. I
Speaker 1: actually worked a couple of shifts there and I just
Speaker 1: remember dusting as slowly and as lengthily I don't think
Speaker 1: that's a word, as possible to make the shift go by,
Speaker 1: because all you would do. I spent my whole job
Speaker 1: taking things off the shelf, dusting it, cleaning it with
Speaker 1: win necks or whatever you use, putting it back on again,
Speaker 1: and you'd make your way around the shop, and then
Speaker 1: you'd finish a shift again, done it, start again the
Speaker 1: next time. Anything else. No. I did a catering company
Speaker 1: that was fun, that was crazy, with only mates. We
Speaker 1: just stand there gossiping over making chicken sambos yum, chickens
Speaker 1: sad one for the client, one for me. Why. Actually
Speaker 1: my next job was pastor deli. Did you work there
Speaker 1: for a bit too? You just followed? I think I
Speaker 1: just sat there in eight But this was basically a
Speaker 1: place where it was just pasta and salads for sale,
Speaker 1: and as soon as they would go out of date,
Speaker 1: we could take them home. So our freezer at home
Speaker 1: was just full on pasta deli and that is my
Speaker 1: dream meal. So that was absolute heaven to me. The
Speaker 1: worst thing about child's slave labor is working on weekends.
Speaker 1: My friends would be out living their best lives, and
Speaker 1: I would be their scoop and ice cream until at
Speaker 1: least on a Sunday you'd get paid time and a half.
Speaker 1: So you get fourteen dollars apart, not seven dollars for
Speaker 1: your Yeah, wonderful, how lucky. Oh, I didn't expect that.
Speaker 1: Try the line to open up so much. How wonderful
Speaker 1: to so many old wounds, to revisit those memories. We'll
Speaker 1: be back in your ears Thursday, guys to have a
Speaker 1: big old bitch about being the single friend who is
Speaker 1: all always supporting others and maybe not getting quite as
Speaker 1: much love and support in return. The key for me,
Speaker 1: I think, which we'll discuss, is needing to maybe rejig
Speaker 1: my expectations and care a bit less, because to be honest,
Speaker 1: my care factor is in absolute overdrive and it is
Speaker 1: eating me alive like debilitatingly, isn't it, and actually debilitating
Speaker 1: my life at terms. It's affecting you as well. It's
Speaker 1: taking up all my precious psychology time. So hopefully I
Speaker 1: can bring some attention to the unsung and uncelebrated guys
Speaker 1: and goals and just say, heroes and heroes, you are
Speaker 1: heroes who are just gagging for some love and reciprocation.
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