WEBVTT - The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz - ep 125 - 22 Aug, 2004

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants to be pervis have flashy flunky is everywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Permose who wants the father of the country estate?

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<v Speaker 2>A country estate is something I hate?

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, I want to see a little bit more attention

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<v Speaker 1>to detail in the Mervin purpose. Quick quaiz ten points

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone you get right? Ten points taken from you

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<v Speaker 1>if you get them wrong? Are we right to go

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<v Speaker 1>with the panel? Are you right? Yes I am, mister Simon, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, mister you're right? Yes? How are you murder today?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Here's the first question. Which fabled monster had

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<v Speaker 1>a lion's head of the serpent's tail? Quickly the host?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten points taken from that because of pegass, Hey, Pegas,

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<v Speaker 1>please call me that cyclops the shimmerer shimmer yes, don't say,

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<v Speaker 1>oh dear over him?

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<v Speaker 2>One question in movements twenty points out.

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<v Speaker 1>After how many days can a bloodhound still detect a smell?

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<v Speaker 2>Or six days? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty? Quite confident? Both of you three a week lose ten?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten yet's lose twenty? From Which country does the let

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<v Speaker 1>us originate? Interesting questions? Arabia No, Latvia? Lose ten on

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Peru red, Yes, it ran interesting, isn't it? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>How did they get all the way over here.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they they sold the seeds to people in Warrandyte.

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<v Speaker 1>They sprinkled effect religious people in the around and say,

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<v Speaker 1>let us pray which bird lays the world's largest egg? Living?

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<v Speaker 1>Or did well? The largest egg? Please the ostrich there's

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<v Speaker 1>ten points to you. I go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, what about the moa?

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<v Speaker 1>The moa? What's the moa? It was the world's largest

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<v Speaker 1>bird that laid the world's largest egg, not in this anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in the dinosaur e.

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<v Speaker 2>Then it was actually short for the mona, And if

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<v Speaker 2>you saw the egg you'd know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Or what about the umy doodle bird? You remember that one? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to swoop very low, and in doing so,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to mister Day's gravel rack laid an egg?

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<v Speaker 1>Who had great balls of fire? Gentlemen, Jerry Lee lewis

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<v Speaker 1>no los?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm told?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Juian? Have you the man on fire? Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>on his honeymoon? That's little Richard. It was in which

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<v Speaker 1>language does POOPI mean belly bucking? In which language just pooping?

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<v Speaker 1>Latin mean let bubble belly button Yugoslav no lose ten?

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<v Speaker 1>All of you is right? All right? Then let's move

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<v Speaker 1>along here. I haven't kicked any of these. Oh, here

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<v Speaker 1>we are. If your eyes were one hundred feet above

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<v Speaker 1>sea level, how far would the horizon be?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but you'd stand out and found.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty for that, that's clever. Twenty one miles. No, forty miles, No,

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<v Speaker 1>about fourteen miles. Fourteen miles is correct. What is curious

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<v Speaker 1>about the tail of the Manx cat? There isn't one?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know? Because they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a tail, there isn't After Ian gets to them,

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<v Speaker 2>do you sell them?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I don't sell them. Are they collectible? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they would be, because there's none of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I was going to I thought they did have

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<v Speaker 2>a tail, but it was bald.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just nothing. It came to the bottom and stopped

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<v Speaker 1>and stumps. How do you know? What's happy? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>call me stumps again? You've gone away with that too often.

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<v Speaker 1>The Manx cat has no tail, but the Manx Man

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<v Speaker 1>has three legs. The Manx man, what's the man who

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<v Speaker 1>lives in Minx?

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<v Speaker 2>How embarrassed?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's their symbol, the three legged man. So how

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<v Speaker 1>does he walk? On every third step? It goes around

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<v Speaker 1>in a circle over his head as his spriends all

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<v Speaker 1>day outside porn chops. Who is who? He lose points? Mister,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he does. A savage filth who was known as

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<v Speaker 1>the Prince of poly poly Plophany, the plophony.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, he's the prince of polyester.

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<v Speaker 1>Pythagoras lose ten j buck mark is correct? Good? How

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<v Speaker 1>many times its own heights? Can an athletic flea jump

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fifty? Ten times one hundred? And they all lost ten? There?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was the original man you love to hate? Boo?

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<v Speaker 1>You all lose twenty points for that? I like you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was? Ah? That's right, only fun stalheart. Where would

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<v Speaker 1>you find Cassini's division? Where would you find his ring

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<v Speaker 1>on the ten on the division in the inside? I'm fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seted such close. Yes. Oh what are the other

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<v Speaker 1>two rather whimsically named types of quark besides updown, top

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<v Speaker 1>and bottom? Oh there's a spinning quark. Yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>want the types of quark. And there's Joan Quark. She's

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<v Speaker 1>the mother of Samantha saying West quark.

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<v Speaker 2>And hang on, there's quark forbes our prow.

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<v Speaker 1>Quark, Kent Eastern west quark, strange and charm that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>Strange and charm one more. Mister, we won't have time.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the scores?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, scores. I'll fill up on minus seventy because he

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<v Speaker 2>was rather obscene. Ian on minus forty, which was very

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<v Speaker 2>good for Ian. I was on minus thirty because I

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<v Speaker 2>got twenty points there from the very kind and gorgeous

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<v Speaker 2>looking mister D's. Mervin won outright, They won seventy points,

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<v Speaker 2>the only one with a positive score.

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<v Speaker 1>Not againstructive stuff, beast,