WEBVTT - The Mervyn Purvis Kwik Kwiz ep 122 - 01 Aug, 2004

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants to be a Mervin per.

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<v Speaker 2>Have flashy flunkies everywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>Purvose, who wants the father of a country estate?

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<v Speaker 1>A country estate is something i'd hate.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, all, let's talk about Channel. Oh, Channel ten's birth.

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<v Speaker 3>Then let's get down to the business, sire of what's

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<v Speaker 3>in hand for the Morven Purpose quick quiz. You're an

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<v Speaker 3>oh for a while they're moving?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I worked in the Deck Club. They've got it.

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<v Speaker 2>They had carp and to show room at the back.

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<v Speaker 2>And I used to do the sets for the Bluestone

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<v Speaker 2>Boys and oh the camera.

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<v Speaker 3>Breakout Holiday Island on Arcade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I would the first edition of Arcade.

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<v Speaker 3>There's some Mardel shows and a great history that as

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<v Speaker 3>you left behind you.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he moved into the wardrobe department at Channel.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get down to business, he writes, Simon.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, thank you, boss, and what about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, Yes, I'll be right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, ten marks for every one you get right, ten

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<v Speaker 3>marks that you lose if you're incorrect with your answer.

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<v Speaker 3>What was Peter Goldmark's circular invention in nineteen forty eight?

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<v Speaker 1>The wheel lose that he was a bit like the

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<v Speaker 1>LP record.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the Long Playing record a record. Don't get confident

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<v Speaker 3>what a camel's hair brush made from?

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<v Speaker 4>Catty?

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<v Speaker 3>Lose ten and the ideas he bristles. Don't you call

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<v Speaker 3>me that. I've had it up to my nipping being

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<v Speaker 3>called pigs bristles.

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<v Speaker 1>And so is Linda Lovelace. I think there is made

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<v Speaker 1>of boars fluff.

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<v Speaker 3>Lose ten. I don't think bars have a fluff? Do

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<v Speaker 3>they see what they eats.

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<v Speaker 2>From the squirrels?

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<v Speaker 1>Tile you kidding?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yes, I'm sure that answer is different every time,

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<v Speaker 4>So it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It is not that's the camel hair. What or how

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<v Speaker 3>did the great Greek Dramatistius die Acilius poisoned?

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<v Speaker 4>He fell off the stage?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he bitten by an ass.

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<v Speaker 3>You all lose ten.

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<v Speaker 1>He was killed.

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<v Speaker 2>He was killed when a bird dropped a tortoise on

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<v Speaker 2>his head from a great height.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you get hit by a tortoise from a great height.

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<v Speaker 1>He is Aathian.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about bad luck.

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<v Speaker 3>Of all the places in the world that the tortoise

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<v Speaker 3>should land on him.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel sorry for the priest who would have been

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<v Speaker 4>reading at his funeral, And how sad it was that

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<v Speaker 4>he died when a bird dropped the tortoise.

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<v Speaker 1>And the priest was at our school and he tortoise?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean the tortoise fell on his head?

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<v Speaker 3>That's channel humor.

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<v Speaker 4>Does he lose points for that?

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty points lost? What sense does a dying person tend

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<v Speaker 3>to lose? First?

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<v Speaker 4>His hearing?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the last sight is correct? I in twenty points?

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<v Speaker 3>He who designed the Eiffel Tower?

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<v Speaker 1>Good staff, Eiffel.

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<v Speaker 3>That's ten points for you. What are penguins covered.

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<v Speaker 4>In feathers boiled?

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty for you? Simon, lose ten for you interrupting the oil?

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<v Speaker 3>Are there on the outside? After whom with a Virgin

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<v Speaker 3>Islands name the legend Queen Elizabeth?

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<v Speaker 1>And twenty points for that, the Virgin queen, not Madonna.

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<v Speaker 3>How long do mayfly eggs take the hatch? Quick? This

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<v Speaker 3>is a good quiz tonight. It's quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Four days?

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<v Speaker 3>Lose ten? What's the matter with the week? I just

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling twenty one days?

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<v Speaker 1>Three?

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<v Speaker 3>How many? Three years? Three years? A long station period,

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<v Speaker 3>long time you can even have an elephant cel all

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<v Speaker 3>in elephant's only a couple of months. Elephants in which

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<v Speaker 3>year were Transit's first issue to the British Army.

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<v Speaker 1>Quickly eighteen ninety six, war nineteen seventeen, fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred, eighteen twenty three eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want they were prior to transits good rounded.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe Chris Master is a songs co.

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<v Speaker 3>Lots who first road around the world road Road, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>R O D R O W E D franchises.

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<v Speaker 2>Ian you think Dick Smith no one because it hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>been invented yet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never been attempted to row around the question, so

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<v Speaker 3>you all lose ten points.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very good.

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<v Speaker 3>Which insect has the best eye sight? The gnat, not

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<v Speaker 3>the nat good thought though the bee?

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<v Speaker 1>New birds have good eyesight?

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<v Speaker 3>New the dragon fly, the dragonfly. We might get one

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<v Speaker 3>in quickly here. Which water fowl is thought to feed

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<v Speaker 3>its young its own blood? Oh dear, oh, just tasteful host.

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<v Speaker 1>Would that be a p hen No, it's a Pelican.

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<v Speaker 3>Score please scores.

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<v Speaker 4>Philip on minus thirty, Ian on minus forty. I was

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<v Speaker 4>on minus forty. That's a low scoring game tonight, moving

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<v Speaker 4>one outright on fifty points.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh,