Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to the debrief. It's Dave O'Neill here
Speaker 1: with a few people in the car. Brad Oaks is
Speaker 1: here of course. Where are we going, Brad?
Speaker 2: We're going to ship bar time.
Speaker 3: We're going for a drive to a little game. Then
Speaker 3: drives Golden de Breed. It's Golden Debre, It's golden, it's.
Speaker 1: Cold and tree.
Speaker 2: It's cald bre.
Speaker 1: Shep ship ship where my wife was born. Alright, Mom
Speaker 1: and dad are from Shep? Are we mentioning that? And
Speaker 1: with who we got in the back? Brad?
Speaker 4: Okay, well we have Dave Thornton and son the.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's mill Dura all over again.
Speaker 4: Oh here we go go incredible people in Madura like
Speaker 4: we need a sequel.
Speaker 1: We're making it. Yeah yeah yeah. Are they going to
Speaker 1: disagree about how the night went like last time where
Speaker 1: Brad said it was awesome and we said it was okay?
Speaker 4: Now that is true. I mean we're all fingers crossed
Speaker 4: for the opposite and hopefully Oaks he takes it. No, it's
Speaker 4: a after.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so it's the same limer it's us for
Speaker 1: and Billy styles. So it's a comedy festival showcase, not
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. Sorry Melbourne, be careful, that's not affiliated.
Speaker 2: Trade.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great.
Speaker 5: I've got a good feeling about this one.
Speaker 6: Yeah good Yeah, Mildura, you know that was like what
Speaker 6: eighteen hour drive from so far?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, this is only two hours?
Speaker 1: Two hours?
Speaker 2: What language a.
Speaker 5: French?
Speaker 1: I think Frank was telling before next weekend she's doing
Speaker 1: her show in Italian?
Speaker 5: Yeah, next Saturdaycause you're Italian.
Speaker 1: So, but you're not Italian, You're Australian Italian? Okay are
Speaker 1: you Italian?
Speaker 2: You were?
Speaker 1: You were born here?
Speaker 5: I was absolutely born here.
Speaker 6: My parents are from Italy, and I am learning Italian.
Speaker 6: I should probably know it better than I do to
Speaker 6: do a whole show in it.
Speaker 5: What do you want me to say? I'll say the.
Speaker 1: Shepherdon who works in the fruit cannerie.
Speaker 5: Who fruits works fruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do fruit fruit the SPCA.
Speaker 5: Laura Pera still gig in Shepherdon.
Speaker 2: It's impressive.
Speaker 1: I thought they do that in Spanish.
Speaker 4: Mate, not even or something like that.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to say.
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the word the gender.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: Well Sheppard has a lot of Italians, so so.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe I will do this bit bust out a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 6: survey beforehand, just to any of them.
Speaker 4: Are there genuinely? What is what do you do for
Speaker 4: a living? In Italian?
Speaker 5: Of course of course I fight, yeah, And the answer.
Speaker 1: In Italy thought is nothing because you know they're all lazy.
Speaker 1: So I dare you, dare you? The French are all smoking,
Speaker 1: They're all you know in an alleyway urinating? Do you
Speaker 1: hate the French? What's the vibe from Italy towards French.
Speaker 5: Because as you said, I'm not Italian.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're not Italian, but you're an Italian from Teralgon?
Speaker 1: What the what's the There wouldn't have been a big
Speaker 1: French community in Gippsland, would they? A lot of Italians anyway.
Speaker 4: End up into Realgon?
Speaker 5: Well they're in.
Speaker 6: More Well that's where all the immigrants went to work
Speaker 6: at the power stations and for jobs. Yeah yeah, big
Speaker 6: community there.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We had a lot of Italians in Mitcham, which is
Speaker 1: in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Heaps of Italians.
Speaker 4: We had heaps in Geelong.
Speaker 1: Grown up.
Speaker 5: It looks like I've got to do a suburban tour.
Speaker 1: Yes, Melbourne, yes, well, speaking of roots, I thought I
Speaker 1: went back to Geelong where he had his first route.
Speaker 1: The quality what how was the return home to the
Speaker 1: great g town?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the productal some returns.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 7: It was a good show, move some units, which is good.
Speaker 7: And I realized no one from Gelong leaves Geelong, so
Speaker 7: they were happy that I really realized I've got to
Speaker 7: go to them. So it was it was a good turnout.
Speaker 7: There was a full breadth of demographic and their people.
Speaker 7: I went to primary school with people. I went to
Speaker 7: high school with a lot of my mum's friends from
Speaker 7: golf club and book club.
Speaker 1: Any Geelong celebrities like a Dennis Walter or a grind Meyers.
Speaker 7: From Daryl Summons, I remember it went for Geelong. Yes, yes,
Speaker 7: Well actually my school Belmont High School. Dennis Walter used
Speaker 7: to go there and also.
Speaker 1: And Christian amphlet.
Speaker 4: Christian amphlet. Thank you very much. Oh that's right, because
Speaker 4: your wife went.
Speaker 1: To high school Karen. But you know shared the traumatic
Speaker 1: experience of going to Geelong College for quite some years
Speaker 1: because the dad was a teacher there. Then he left
Speaker 1: and so it was no more cheap school fees, so
Speaker 1: they had to go to Belmont High That's.
Speaker 7: A strange thing with Geelong because there's Geelong College and
Speaker 7: Geelong Grammar, which are well ivy league wealthy, especially Grammar
Speaker 7: that's where well now.
Speaker 1: Pretty and Greg Fleet till the Great.
Speaker 4: Jesus, Yeah, the English King and the Heroin King.
Speaker 2: I think I think he might have been scrubbed off
Speaker 2: the on the board.
Speaker 1: Missus Higgins went to Geong Grammar anyway, go.
Speaker 4: On, that is true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: And so it's always that, then Daylight, then the rest
Speaker 4: of the public schools.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's incredible wealth and incredible poverty. Ine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because people when I moved to Melbourne, a lot
Speaker 7: of people would ask me which school, college or grammar
Speaker 7: and I was like no, And we genuinely because the
Speaker 7: head of the River, which is all the rowing competitions
Speaker 7: happened down on the bar and river. Yeah, and we
Speaker 7: would honestly ride our bikes across the walk bridges and throw.
Speaker 4: Rocks at him like that's that's what you did. Where's
Speaker 4: your dad's trust fund now?
Speaker 1: Xavier, Yeah, exactly, Yes.
Speaker 4: A different times. But it was good to go home.
Speaker 4: Long story short, Yeah, it was. It was great.
Speaker 7: Didn't go to lammis u Lammies, didn't head up there, Eureka,
Speaker 7: none of.
Speaker 1: That Texas Burgers. Remember Burger shop.
Speaker 4: I didn't go to Texas Burger The.
Speaker 1: Wood oven remember the wood oven jowing institutions?
Speaker 4: I do remember that.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: Get in your cafe just across in the Oval Ripper
Speaker 7: Roast Son Son.
Speaker 8: You and I did a gig the same night as you,
Speaker 8: very nice and the Nash the rejuvenated Rash And it
Speaker 8: was a ripper room.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it.
Speaker 5: It was fucking it went off lovely time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, then we just wanted to brag about how
Speaker 6: our gig was both crushed it whatever.
Speaker 1: Room for two gigs in Geelong on one night, incredible.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize it was competition on goddamn it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Jesus Well.
Speaker 7: Actually, on a weird twist, Ross Noble was also on
Speaker 7: the same night that I was in. Was he This
Speaker 7: may surprise some people listening, but he was in the
Speaker 7: bigger theater. What it was myself on early then?
Speaker 1: Ross?
Speaker 4: Then you got.
Speaker 1: Well three gigs.
Speaker 4: So much when it rains at pause?
Speaker 2: Did you the Three Bears on the Three Pigs? I
Speaker 2: don't know which.
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you hang out with Ross? No?
Speaker 4: I did not. I see him.
Speaker 7: I went and had dinner with made from high school
Speaker 7: and my mum and my godmother turned up.
Speaker 4: So oh wow, it felt like I was back in
Speaker 4: high school.
Speaker 1: To be honest, Oh wow.
Speaker 7: So no, I didn't have didn't see Ross. I mean
Speaker 7: he had the full setup I think in the stage
Speaker 7: which he does.
Speaker 1: A blip and inflatable stuff.
Speaker 4: And mate, he commits. I've got to give it to him.
Speaker 4: He staged the setup is incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks good, doesn't it. I've seen a photo.
Speaker 4: It didn't looks like a blow up castle or something like.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's all inflatable. I think it might be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's free, it's free.
Speaker 4: No true words have been said.
Speaker 1: I went to his house the other day before another
Speaker 1: brand Well for he invited during the comedy festival. He
Speaker 1: invites some of the British comics to play come down
Speaker 1: for a drink and a meal and they play were Wolf,
Speaker 1: this game that my kids had played before. I didn't
Speaker 1: know eating about it, but I got there like an
Speaker 1: hour hour before anyone else turned up. No, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what was going on. I went to the wrong house.
Speaker 1: He lives out in the bush like anyway. No, it
Speaker 1: was great, but he I mean so it's like a
Speaker 1: role playing game where it's sort of like Murder in
Speaker 1: the Dark kind of thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You'll get a card and I was the what was
Speaker 1: I not the Wizard or something?
Speaker 4: Is it? Dungeons and Dragons dish.
Speaker 1: A little bit, but it's not like a long term thing.
Speaker 1: It goes to like, you know, half an hour or
Speaker 1: forty minutes, and then it's over and you do another game,
Speaker 1: you know. So, but he was very good at running
Speaker 1: it because he's so theatrical, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like he was great. But anyway, he's a very good host.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, you're doing board games with Ross Noble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a card game. Yeah, with his kids too.
Speaker 1: His kids are sort of teenagers. Yeah, you know. And
Speaker 1: all these British comics who I didn't know. I had
Speaker 1: no idea who they were, but they all seem nice.
Speaker 1: What they're over for the festival. Yeah, they were all
Speaker 1: doing the Shakespeare drunk show or something. They do a
Speaker 1: drunk Shakespeare show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, how did you get an.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good question. I know. I've just spoken a Ross
Speaker 1: over the years, and he said, you've got to come
Speaker 1: down and do it. I'm not a big card game person.
Speaker 1: I'm not only big game player.
Speaker 2: A podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he listens to my podcast, the other one
Speaker 1: with Glenn so so yeah. I think he invites a
Speaker 1: few people and most people go, where is it an
Speaker 1: hour from Melbourne? Yeah, I'll be right. But I went, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: well go you know.
Speaker 4: The road dog just keeps the road.
Speaker 1: I was probably doing a gig down the road anyway,
Speaker 1: So I'm in Franks and that night anyway, this is handy.
Speaker 4: That reminds me of when you were at Carl Chandler's
Speaker 4: wedding and you had to leave because you had a
Speaker 4: fundraiser to go to.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, for well, I wanted to pull out, but
Speaker 1: it was for women's refuges and there was being tripod
Speaker 1: actually were on and the woman goes, she rings the
Speaker 1: other day before, how are you still coming? Because a
Speaker 1: lot of people have pulled out. I'm like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'll be there. But anyway, yeah, a lot of the acts,
Speaker 1: a few of the acts had pulled out. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on, but you know, I saw the
Speaker 1: start of Carl's wedding, the speeches. I went and I
Speaker 1: came back and they were walking out the door and
Speaker 1: Carl's like, are you still here? I'm like yeah. Then
Speaker 1: he found out and you.
Speaker 5: Know you didn't have did you miss out on dinner?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: That plenty of food, wasn't there thought? No being handed around?
Speaker 4: His memory serves, Yeah, yeah, good food.
Speaker 1: Actually he did it.
Speaker 4: I just found it so funny. I was talking to
Speaker 4: him yourself, I've got to go this fundraiser?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 1: What? I was? Not well thought out? But anyway, it's
Speaker 1: in lily Dale, kind of in Jarrack Glenn Yarra Glen.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, that kind of wineryinery.
Speaker 1: But it was funny because for people don't know, Carl
Speaker 1: Chandler's a comic and a podcast and he's sort of
Speaker 1: a bit of a character. And his wife got up
Speaker 1: and said, I know all you guys think Carl's what
Speaker 1: she say, I know all you guys think Carl's mean,
Speaker 1: but he's a really nice guy. And we all started booing.
Speaker 4: That was the opening thing.
Speaker 5: She said, you were laughing bullshit.
Speaker 1: Ship And someone said he mentioned me and he speech
Speaker 1: more than he mentioned his own wife. So that was good.
Speaker 5: So you guys proved him well.
Speaker 1: I actually turned down a corporate gig for Chemists Warehouse
Speaker 1: to go to his wedding, and he mentioned that in
Speaker 1: the Deep Pockets day.
Speaker 5: So you didn't do the corporate but you've done the
Speaker 5: free one.
Speaker 1: The benefit God, yeah, yeah, mistakes were made. Benefit was
Speaker 1: all right, It was fine. Again. It was in Mitching
Speaker 1: where I grew up, so it was sort of easier.
Speaker 1: But where I grew up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just going to showface regularly around there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, in my neighborhood, my neighborhood, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Well, anyway, we're on the way to shep
Speaker 1: We'll check back in after the after the show, and
Speaker 1: you can see how we all went.
Speaker 4: How do we honestly think we're going to go?
Speaker 1: So it's a good grad good you reckon.
Speaker 2: I'm becomshy after Milder. I'm not going to say anything.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 1: It's going to I think it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4: Saw some tickets, so it should be fun.
Speaker 1: Sheppin's gonna be pretty good.
Speaker 2: What I mean is I'm just going to agree with
Speaker 2: you guys afterwards. What you say.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be awesome, This will be fun. You were
Speaker 4: a shocker?
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Jabe, listen, all right, we're back on
Speaker 1: the debrief driving home from Great Greater Shepherton. Brad Howard
Speaker 1: was the gig.
Speaker 2: I thought the gig was excellent. Dave, absolutely excellent.
Speaker 1: Better than Aljeur. I thought it was great too, Brad.
Speaker 1: I agree with you this time.
Speaker 8: I know I thought it was on the pile with Mildura,
Speaker 8: but yeah, I I was the minority at that time,
Speaker 8: but now I know.
Speaker 2: Wonderful day.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a big theater and we didn't feel it,
Speaker 1: but there was a lot of people in there.
Speaker 9: There were a lot of turn off the lights, g yeah,
Speaker 9: and which is always good.
Speaker 1: They were loving it. It's great.
Speaker 8: I'll just pass this on and get some news from
Speaker 8: the backseat.
Speaker 1: Pass on to sonya get a son.
Speaker 6: No, it was it was fun. I liked the audience.
Speaker 6: They had a nice vibe. Yes, I mean I felt
Speaker 6: like it was a bit tough, but but.
Speaker 1: You to go on first too.
Speaker 6: I went on first. It's the hardest spot of the
Speaker 6: hero spot, I would cool.
Speaker 5: That's what we call it in the business.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I think the MC going first is probably
Speaker 8: the toughest spot.
Speaker 1: No no, yeah, well you're a line of barb wire
Speaker 1: so we were across here.
Speaker 6: But I don't think I think that was my first
Speaker 6: ever gig in Shepperton.
Speaker 5: Never done a gig here. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 5: been to Shepherdon.
Speaker 6: Well, now you have, now I have. And we saw
Speaker 6: all the sights. We saw both KFCs, yes, and I'm
Speaker 6: sure there's more.
Speaker 1: There was a chemist warehouse and then and then a
Speaker 1: knockoff that looked like a chemists warehouse. It was discount
Speaker 1: Chemists using the.
Speaker 5: Same riding on its coach out.
Speaker 1: Love it all right? I will hand the mike to Thorno.
Speaker 1: How did you find it?
Speaker 2: Jeez?
Speaker 7: I mean you guys have taken all the meat off
Speaker 7: the bone. Talked about the chemists. We're talking about all
Speaker 7: the yeah, please, all the big stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, it was a good crowd. They were made to
Speaker 7: be honest. I'm always helped out. If you're gone before me, Dave,
Speaker 7: you find out, it's like you test the demo.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 4: Asked what the ages are taught to? Russell talked to Lucas.
Speaker 1: Russell was an older guy the being, and Lucas was
Speaker 1: fourteen or fifteen, yeah, and they seemed to be an like.
Speaker 1: Russell was a retire electrician. Next to him was his
Speaker 1: daughter and then next to her was a guy called
Speaker 1: Matt who was an electrician. And then Lucas revealed that
Speaker 1: he wanted to be an electrician himself. So and then
Speaker 1: Russell y'all that, no, don't stay at school. So a
Speaker 1: bit of advice from Russell. What a rollercoaster roll to
Speaker 1: be an electrician?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right. So you don't electric and you've got.
Speaker 1: To be good at maths to do electricians?
Speaker 4: How old you reckon? Rusty is?
Speaker 1: Russell was what sixty eight? Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: I didn't know where he was. To be honest, I
Speaker 4: WoT okay.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: See you're talking to him.
Speaker 2: But they were.
Speaker 4: They were up for and I reckon, yeah, good night
Speaker 4: and good ship.
Speaker 1: I mean they they definitely were an older crowd. I'd
Speaker 1: say they liked it a bit dirty.
Speaker 2: I thought, a little bit risk.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, but not too risky. No, not too
Speaker 1: risk not antal wars or anything like that. But you
Speaker 1: know your mum oh yeah, oh yeah, in the backseat,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice your wards and then didn't come out
Speaker 4: to what was your joke?
Speaker 1: Actually that was quite funny.
Speaker 2: No, she just said, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: No, it was what school. House were you in? And
Speaker 1: she said Diana Ross?
Speaker 2: And I said, wow, I would like to be in
Speaker 2: Diana Ross. I met the house.
Speaker 1: No, it's no, you've missed the whole setup. So you
Speaker 1: said I was in I was in these houses school.
Speaker 1: We had, you know, Mussolini and Hitler. That get a laugh,
Speaker 1: And you said, did anyone have a house here? And
Speaker 1: this woman You're like, yeah, I was in Windsor or
Speaker 1: what was it.
Speaker 8: Oh, God's sake, give me that. You've made such a
Speaker 8: mess of that. There's no Muzzolini. So the joke is
Speaker 8: we had houses at school where I went to school.
Speaker 8: They named it after famous war leaders. We had Montgomery
Speaker 8: Church or Roosevelt. I was in Hitler. We weren't very
Speaker 8: good look in March. My brother was in Stalin. We
Speaker 8: don't know what happened to. But I said to her
Speaker 8: what house were you in? And she said Whitney And
Speaker 8: I said Whitney, I was in Diana Ross. And then
Speaker 8: I'm just seeing and imagining for a little bit of
Speaker 8: a Doublair. I've just gone, oh yeah, men, Diana Ross. Anyway, yeah,
Speaker 8: did it's my finest hour.
Speaker 1: They got a big laugh. You had to be there,
Speaker 1: but they've got a big laugh in Shepherd and they
Speaker 1: loved it. And they love the Diana Ross reference, which
Speaker 1: says to me, they're older over fifty. Anyway, I would.
Speaker 4: Say, yeah, like me a good gag. Don't if Lucas
Speaker 4: is getting it.
Speaker 9: Nonetheless, Lucas is probably thinking what school they have Diana
Speaker 9: Ross as a house and they have Whitney Houston.
Speaker 8: So yeah, but they did. They liked it a little
Speaker 8: little bit cheeky, didn't they Their lovely time and good pizza.
Speaker 1: Dave Pizza from Casablanca Pizza, which was incredibly old school,
Speaker 1: and pat on a Saturday nine and shep you could
Speaker 1: dine in or take away.
Speaker 4: And you went with the big ones.
Speaker 1: Here wine and vegetarian for the ladies for the ladies.
Speaker 1: The ladies approved, and oh man, yeah, I mean like seventies,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, eighties kind of chunky pizza, big fat pizza.
Speaker 7: But the guy did say there's a wood fire of
Speaker 7: an option, and you poo pooed that very strong with Dave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said there's a cockieur or something, and I went,
Speaker 1: I've done a gig there, which I have. I've done
Speaker 1: a gig there. How many times have you done? And
Speaker 1: Ship a few I did a gig for stock Agency.
Speaker 1: I still remember it. It was a good one. And
Speaker 1: Dwelling had his party there. Remember Dead had that party.
Speaker 1: Brad we Wentes had his fiftieth. That must have been.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 1: Well, he's brother. He his brothers live in Shep and
Speaker 1: his mumbles in Shep. Now I think I was so
Speaker 1: dug with Gills seat. We all did five which we
Speaker 1: didn't get any money? Did we.
Speaker 8: Did? Did Was that a sheperd and gig? Remember that
Speaker 8: Christmas gig that guy used to do? Was that Shepperdon? Yeah,
Speaker 8: that kind of horrible gig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's an accountant that does a gig every year.
Speaker 1: I did it last year. Actually he's still doing the gig.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And so it was at the golf club
Speaker 1: a few years ago and I walked in and honestly,
Speaker 1: there were bikeys, little kids, old ladies, like young people,
Speaker 1: all having dinner. And I rang up theirs and I said,
Speaker 1: I think I've got the wrong place. It just looks
Speaker 1: like random people having dinner. And he goes, no, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's that's the gig.
Speaker 2: How many times have you done it?
Speaker 1: Twice? Now? Yeah? Yeah, twice. Yeah, But they're all clients
Speaker 1: of this accountant then Shep, because he's an accountant in Shep.
Speaker 1: They're very diverse. There's one way of saying it. They
Speaker 1: were diverse farmers bike, he's just normal people, drug dealers. Anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: there we go, shepperd and everyone. What a time, David.
Speaker 7: Even in this car trip, you told us you did
Speaker 7: gigs at the racecourse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the racecourse.
Speaker 4: You did gigs for an accountant in.
Speaker 1: Sheperdon, And I also said I did a gig at
Speaker 1: that pub when we were driving in at Ossie's hotel.
Speaker 5: What do you love about Shepperdon? You keep going back
Speaker 5: the pizza?
Speaker 1: Pizza?
Speaker 2: What does Sheperdon love about Dave o' neil.
Speaker 1: It sounds like to me my wife was born there.
Speaker 4: He's the lord mayor.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've done a gig for dairy farmers too in
Speaker 1: the pub, just in the field. A few shepherd and
Speaker 1: gigs over the years.
Speaker 2: I've forgangsters in a nightclub there. Did you do that?
Speaker 1: No? Did? I also did the big blokes lunch in
Speaker 1: a shed. As we were driving out. I forgot to
Speaker 1: point that one out. They do a big blokes lunch
Speaker 1: they I've done that with me and Kiaran Perkins.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think people should contact the podcast to find
Speaker 8: out where Dave hasn't done a gig.
Speaker 1: I think the Shepherd and Shire Council should employ me
Speaker 1: just to all the Shepherd and gigs. Karen Perkins, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had the swimmer. Yes, Yeah, I did a gig
Speaker 1: with him. I mean, he's got an amazing story, but
Speaker 1: the delivery was I don't know. It's a bit how
Speaker 1: many gold medals did he win? To the wrner you
Speaker 1: probably know.
Speaker 7: Formed I'm trying to think that did he win gold
Speaker 7: medals and three consecutive.
Speaker 1: Olympics some amazing amount because.
Speaker 7: It was Atlanta when he came back in lane eighty.
Speaker 1: I also did a gig with Ben Roberts Smith, the
Speaker 1: one who's I did agree with him ages ago before
Speaker 1: he was you know.
Speaker 2: That's been taken off your CEV.
Speaker 1: And he had an amazing story.
Speaker 4: Who else have you done? Ralph Harris?
Speaker 2: What do we got?
Speaker 1: Gary Glitter? Uh, George Powell. It's a great, great time.
Speaker 1: What they say thought everybody said.
Speaker 4: Is a fantastic show. He's one of the best.
Speaker 7: They love him and Shepherd and everyone says it.
Speaker 4: He'll do a show anywhere.
Speaker 7: He'll turn up he'll be in a paddic, he'll talk
Speaker 7: to an account, he'll do anything.
Speaker 1: You gonna say, I don't get the credit. I don't
Speaker 1: get credit for hire. Is there anyone that you can
Speaker 1: do an impression of that's obscure?
Speaker 4: Like do you obscure?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, do you just start doing someone and
Speaker 1: sort of I don't know that you've seen on TV.
Speaker 4: Or I mean you've heard I do Bob Franklin for comics.
Speaker 4: Fantastic grate for me. But actually one that I'm I was.
Speaker 7: Messing around the other night, uh with I want to
Speaker 7: do a little video online. I know what makes me
Speaker 7: just as Jason Statham is like the cleaner at your work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you.
Speaker 4: Know Jason Statham, everything always sounds.
Speaker 1: Like very definite. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's just him going right, I'm your cleaner.
Speaker 1: I'm here to cleaner.
Speaker 4: Rubbish and you go, yeah, thanks Jason.
Speaker 2: Just there.
Speaker 4: Look, if you need any rubbish taken out, I can
Speaker 4: do it. Yeah, no, thank you, Jason. That's really nice
Speaker 4: of you. Do you understand anything that you think it's
Speaker 4: a little dirty, I can take it out cleaner if
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I can do it for you.
Speaker 1: Did you see his movie The Beekeeper? Have you said
Speaker 1: it's great?
Speaker 7: I think this idea kind of came from there's a
Speaker 7: stand up queen called Godfrey in America, and here's a
Speaker 7: bit about that where he says, in all these movies,
Speaker 7: it's just him describing what he does.
Speaker 4: So I'm a beekeeper.
Speaker 2: I keep pees.
Speaker 4: It's just him doing that.
Speaker 1: Beekeepers great. So he's he's obviously an XS or whatever,
Speaker 1: sayes whatever, he's some amazing person. And he's just a
Speaker 1: beekeeper for an old lady. And he and he comes
Speaker 1: in one day and this sign is a very in
Speaker 1: a bad way. And he comes in one day and
Speaker 1: she's killed herself because some call center took all the money,
Speaker 1: like while he was just out teaming to his bees.
Speaker 1: So he finds out where the call series just drives
Speaker 1: up in his ute and this is two security guards.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm here for the I'm here to speak
Speaker 1: to who's in charge. He's like, oh, you can't go.
Speaker 1: He just bashes them, goes up there with two cans
Speaker 1: of petrol and sets fire to everyone. Like you like it,
Speaker 1: it's a kid's movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds good.
Speaker 1: Family Jesus Where we go.
Speaker 7: He's a little fun fact he was a diver in
Speaker 7: the Comwealth Games. What Jason Statham nineteen ninety Auckland, I
Speaker 7: believe really didn't get a medal but was a diver.
Speaker 2: Just late news Karen Perkins two gold medals.
Speaker 4: Two ninety two ninety six, Is that right? Barcelona, Atlanta, Barcelona, Bathla.
Speaker 1: Silver and Sydney still pretty good?
Speaker 4: Not bad?
Speaker 1: I didn't Jason Sadan was that's amazing A diver, A diver,
Speaker 1: very precise kind of.
Speaker 2: I think you mean diva.
Speaker 1: I gotta asked to be in Celebrity Splash whatever.
Speaker 4: Celebrity splash.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 7: How many reality because you've you've been asked to be
Speaker 7: in a lot of reality TV?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them involving being fat, get thin,
Speaker 1: get fat, excess baggage, loser's never done celebrity Nah. What's
Speaker 1: the other big one? Celebrity Fat Camp? Yeah, which is
Speaker 1: on Channel nine. So yeah, any jungle Yeah, like a
Speaker 1: long time ago though. They just inquire whether you're interested
Speaker 1: or something. I said that.
Speaker 4: Can't you dance with the start?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, yeah, again, they just inquire if you're interested.
Speaker 1: On No, I'm just not fit enough to dance all
Speaker 1: day or be in a jungle. Usually it sounded like
Speaker 1: half work, like he was there for a month. Christie
Speaker 1: Swan was there like for three months or something horrific,
Speaker 1: and she says was like being in prison. It's not
Speaker 1: I've got a seatpap. How could you just sleep in
Speaker 1: a hammock with a Seatpap. I don't know it works.
Speaker 2: It'd be like Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 8: You'd have to ring up some kind of head of
Speaker 8: for it.
Speaker 1: Nah, but sure you've been off at some thorno.
Speaker 7: My management always asks like if we threw your hat
Speaker 7: naming that hat, would you do it?
Speaker 4: And so many times like I don't reckon, push comes
Speaker 4: to shovel.
Speaker 1: Would Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean you never know, Like what Celia One Dancing
Speaker 4: with the Stars.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, good job. Yeah she did a great job.
Speaker 1: But maybe she's some people just more inclined to physical dance,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 1: do other questions on why this?
Speaker 8: What? What? What?
Speaker 2: Were well tonight, big shout out to the text. They
Speaker 2: were just smooth.
Speaker 8: I think they got all the music rights. Cues were good,
Speaker 8: very smooth, the whole thing, No nonsense. I'm thinking it
Speaker 8: was an excellent venue, so their operation really made it easy.
Speaker 1: What what didn't go well anyone?
Speaker 8: I I felt like I didn't get enough pizza. Seriously,
Speaker 8: I think that Billy did a great job. You know,
Speaker 8: Billy's not in the car, of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Just it just went swimmingly.
Speaker 7: Dave, we've got pizza in the back. We're just shepherding pizza, Miles,
Speaker 7: just taking it down in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't see if.
Speaker 5: The pizza goes well or not tomorrow, you know, can't tell.
Speaker 4: Today sitting in the back of a Volvo station.
Speaker 6: Mergan, I don't know if you want to add this,
Speaker 6: but you did say the place wasn't the cleanest.
Speaker 4: A second, I didn't know about this information.
Speaker 8: I think the immune system recognizes with pizza that's not
Speaker 8: coming from the cleanest place anyway, and compensates. We'll be
Speaker 8: right more worried about day forgetting about it, and then
Speaker 8: a week later, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's that really yeasty smell?
Speaker 8: Any organizational hazards that should have been done, that should
Speaker 8: have been avoided?
Speaker 4: Man, genuinely, it was a fun Gig's well for it.
Speaker 4: I think, just.
Speaker 7: Honestly, it was a very fun show. And when you're
Speaker 7: playing in nice theaters like that. It helps big stage.
Speaker 8: Yeah mate, once we do again, once we found out
Speaker 8: how to operate the cans backstage as well the headset.
Speaker 2: All that's right, sonya.
Speaker 6: I've really enjoyed my first gig in Shepherdon, and I
Speaker 6: hope Dave O'Neill enjoyed his thousand thousand gig.
Speaker 5: In shepherd.
Speaker 2: Well, so it was better than Mildura. Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 1: How can we do better next time? Get a helicopter
Speaker 1: I reckon. Yeah, Well, thanks for being on the pop us, guys,
Speaker 1: catch catch the son you's doing an Italian show, chow Bella.
Speaker 1: What's the called son.
Speaker 5: You, It's called Perpeatory.
Speaker 1: Up follow bred on the Socials and Thorn. It's got
Speaker 1: shows coming up. You'recheuring all over and your thorn.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what I got Nana wadding, Paramatta warnable Frankston, it's all.
Speaker 1: I mean, Brad, we're doing band style and.
Speaker 8: We're doing and we're doing band Star.
Speaker 1: It's all going off. Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Going for a drive to a little game then drive
Speaker 3: Golden de Breath. It's Golden de Breath. It's golden, It's Golden.
Speaker 3: Three book and stop in the brain.
Speaker 8: Yeah,