Speaker 1: Twenty two past five. Now, Damien, do you like this?
Speaker 1: Damian Tardio, senior audio producer of Breakfast with Ross and Russ.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: Is that right, creative director or something like.
Speaker 1: That, senior creative director. That's what you put on your
Speaker 1: LinkedIn page. Does anybody believe anything on those things?
Speaker 2: Now? No?
Speaker 1: No, that's right. Did you see the episode of Simpsons
Speaker 1: where Marge went for a job and Maggie the daughter
Speaker 1: had written the resume and mister Burns is sitting the
Speaker 1: other end and saying, oh, Swahiley, you can talk Swahaley. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought Galileo invented. That was classic Simpsons. It's all
Speaker 1: the weird stuff. Now. Look, I love footy, I love AFL,
Speaker 1: I love you, Damo, but I've lost a bit of
Speaker 1: track with what's going on. So we're up to around sixteen.
Speaker 1: Can you give us some footy tips and tell me
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 2: Please? Round sixteen kicks off tonight at the Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 2: It's Port Adelaide taking on Carlton Carlson, all sorts of trouble.
Speaker 2: Michael Voss under the pump and he has swung the axe.
Speaker 2: In comes Jordan Boyd Lewis Young, Billy Wilson and Flynn Young.
Speaker 2: Two debutantes out goes Corey Durdon, Mark Pittnett, Jackson Bins
Speaker 2: and Matthew Carroll. Port adelaid. They've also made four changes
Speaker 2: are literally at Logan Evans, Hugh Jackson and Travis Bot
Speaker 2: come in out Jackson Meade, Jeremy Finlason, Ryan Burton and
Speaker 2: Christian Murray's Carlton was a shocking turn up on Saturday
Speaker 2: against North Melbourne. They've pretty much shot themselves in the
Speaker 2: foot season pretty much over. It's going to be a
Speaker 2: hard task for the Blues to make the eight from here.
Speaker 2: I think it's going to be almost pretty much impossible
Speaker 2: and Michael Voss for the next nine weeks will be
Speaker 2: coaching for his career. I think we'll see a response
Speaker 2: though tonight and I'm tipping the Blues to take the chocolates.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's good news for the Blue supporters. How
Speaker 1: bad was it against North Melbourne? Was it just insipid?
Speaker 2: It was listless. It was a lack of intensity and
Speaker 2: North Melbourne just ran rings around the Carlton.
Speaker 1: That field and where's North in the whole? Were scheme
Speaker 1: of things. That's unexpected for North Melbourne to come in
Speaker 1: and just blast the Shies and out of the Blues.
Speaker 2: Well, that's just North Melbourne's fourth win of the year.
Speaker 2: They're shitting sixteenth on the ladder, so we know where
Speaker 2: they're going. No, they're a team on the rise. But Carlton,
Speaker 2: we were expecting better from them on Saturday it was
Speaker 2: a destroyation. It was an absolute destroyation of the MCG
Speaker 2: and Carlton a shis and housing.
Speaker 1: He's listening, He's okay, no worries. What else.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night it's a Sydney taking on the Western Bulldogs
Speaker 2: at the SCG. Marcus Bonton Pelly's two hundred and fiftieth game.
Speaker 2: I think the Swans they've sort of turned a corner
Speaker 2: and improved, but the Dogs will be too strong and
Speaker 2: they'll win that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice one, thank you dame. Let's go to this
Speaker 1: game here. The Sun's taking on Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yes, Gold Coast at home to the Day's on Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 2: This is three aw's Match of the Day for Saturday
Speaker 2: afternoon Melbourne. Similar situation of Carlton. Many expected them to
Speaker 2: rebound this year, but the Sun should be too strong.
Speaker 2: At home and then the twilight game on Saturday's Hawthorne
Speaker 2: and North Melbourne. You know what, despite the fact that
Speaker 2: North Melbourne were impressive last week, Hawthorne or to play
Speaker 2: for they're on the cusp of the top four. The
Speaker 2: Hawks will be very, very too strong for the Kangaroos
Speaker 2: on Saturday twilight.
Speaker 1: How exciting? How excited is your breakfast hosts ros Stevenson.
Speaker 2: Look, you know what, I think the Hawks reporters. They
Speaker 2: were up and about early on in the season, but
Speaker 2: I just think they've tempered their expectations in the last
Speaker 2: few weeks. But don't you worry they'll be up and
Speaker 2: about coming to the end of the season and approaching
Speaker 2: the finals.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going too long here and get more time.
Speaker 1: I got the hang over the Pies about Damye you
Speaker 1: picked the game.
Speaker 2: Pies and Eagles or Pies will win this one easily. Okay,
Speaker 2: what about the other one Sunday afternoon? This is throw's
Speaker 2: match of the day on Sunday Richmond taking on the
Speaker 2: Adelaide Crows. I'm chipping the Adelaide Crows to kick an
Speaker 2: absolute cricket score against the Tigers. Then the final game
Speaker 2: of this round more buyers. This round, it's the Fremantle
Speaker 2: Dockers taking on Saint Kilda at Opta Stadium. Ross Lyons Saints,
Speaker 2: I reckon they're going to cause an upset against his
Speaker 2: old side, the Dockers.
Speaker 1: There you go. Footy tips of Damian Tardio