WEBVTT - Elise is NOT happy about this album cover 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.640 And album covers. Are they sexy or just playing sexist? 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:09.080 But first, yes, First, we have an email Elliot Exchange 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.799 to L two T's at nine dot CONU and our 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:18.800 emailer this week is Marianne. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:19.680 So. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:21.480 Marianne says, I know this sends like a bit of 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:23.759 a morbid topic, but if something happened to one of you, 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.639 would you know what the other would want for their funeral? 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:28.480 Have you thought about what you would like for your 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:29.880 own funeral? Elise? 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.440 Thanks Maryanne. You know, everyone pretends they haven't thought about 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.120 their funeral, but everyone has thought about their own funeral 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.239 and what they would like. It's a bit moribund. It 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:40.920 is a note, but it's very telling if you know 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:43.800 what your partner would like. So I think you would 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:47.720 like everyone to wear a Hawaiian shirt and celebration of 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.960 your big life. They're no black suits, no, so lots 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:56.160 of color, lots of hibiscuses and music that's very central 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:56.440 to you. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.680 There's be lots of music like my father, I'd have 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.920 you know that the coffin as veils. We have the 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:04.000 Carton Football Club song playing, do you know? And dad died? 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:05.800 I spoke to the funeral people. I think it was 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.840 Tobin Brothers. They said seventy percent of the funerals they organize, 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:12.880 someone wants an AFL Club song being played. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.959 That is extraordinary. Would just note to my future self, 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.640 assuming that you may pass before me, or which I will. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:21.959 Why do you say that? 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.800 Well, because you're younger than me, and you know I'm 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.360 not in the best of nick anymore, and all the 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:27.840 rest of it. 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:30.680 And are we thinking ashes? 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:35.280 Yeah, I'm thinking ashes, you know, maybe put in some 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.680 sort of firework rocket type thing and shot out somewhere, 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.760 just a cliff, let's take you. Or But when I 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:44.600 think about it, why not? 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.760 And look, I know we're joking about it, but the 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:50.040 reason being, I've had a pretty challenging week with not 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:54.080 one but three octogenarians in my life, planning all this 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.920 stuff for age, care for them and for funerals, and 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:00.600 a lot of people don't think ahead, and suddenly you're 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.680 left with making these decisions. Would they want a funeral, 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.000 would they want a party? Do they want to be buried? 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:09.400 Do they want to be cremated? Who speaks? You know? 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:13.560 And that it becomes this terrible I guess, cause a 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:15.080 friction within families. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.840 See, I actually think I will I will put the 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:21.440 money aside first, like a special account, and say, or 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:23.880 you can actually buy insurance, but just so you're not, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.359 you know, financially put out thinking it's going to cost 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.080 a lot of money too. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.080 Do we go there want an oak box? 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.440 Or do we go just the pine or the card? 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.880 There's that. Even though I'm an atheist, I've started thinking 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.240 about the afterlife, and you know that I'll be sort 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.480 of hovering above as a spirit watching what's going on. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:44.440 Who's paying attention, who. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:45.959 Is not deeply religious? From me? 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.680 I'd like there to be not enough seats for everyone, 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.960 because lots of people would turn up and. 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:53.240 So they'd be standing. You really have thought about it? 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:54.320 And what about the song? 0:02:54.960 --> 0:03:04.239 Well, I think it'll be moving on up by primals 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.280 because it's happy. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.160 Yeah. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.080 The other problem that it's there's several different versions. You've 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:13.120 got to pick. The eily version came out, but. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.240 I mean is seriously jesting aside. I think you should 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:20.399 put your funereal planes, yes down, have a little fun 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:23.600 for it. So yeah, your kids or your friends aren't left. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:26.000 Going or you or me, and if you have someone 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:29.760 escorting you and your moments of grief already moved in 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:30.480 very quickly. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.440 You said this on radio. That's twice this week. If 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.960 you had passed away and I tune up with a 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:37.080 new suit. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:40.360 To be wearing a blazer and a cravat might work 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:43.440 on a cruise ship in his spirits. Who knows you 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.120 really thought about it? What would you like? Ela? I mean, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.640 I'm thinking something sound of music, themes for you. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.360 Everyone wearing out is made out of curtains, is that right? 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.120 Something like that? 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.240 And a spunky Captain von Trapp. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.240 Blowing the whistle. Everybody lines up. 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.760 That would be rate, wouldn't it? So, no priest, but 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.360 Captain von Trapp, that would be great. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.360 How many speakers? Now, I've been to a few funerals 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:11.080 and wedding somewhere where everybody gets a turn, which I 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:11.840 think less is. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:15.400 More more just one ripper speech. 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.240 So let's say I'm already dead. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.880 No, you're there, you're giving my speech. Let meant to countenance. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:25.200 Unless you say not. Do we have a reserve speaker? God? 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:26.520 Yeah? 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:28.960 You know you know her daughter, she given a nice 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:29.560 speech about it. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.880 She would be beautiful and touching and lovely. I think 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.279 it should be a celebration of a life, not a 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:39.719 sort of sad event. And definitely ashes in the ocean 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:40.960 and on the mountains. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.560 He's just on the game. Back to the football theme. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.760 I know we talk about football a lot, but inter 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.960 state and overseas listeners, it's sort of very central to 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.200 life in Melbourne. But like my father had his ashes 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:56.120 scattered in Carlton's traditional home ground, Princess Park, and again 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.799 later found out that there's about two tons of ash 0:04:58.880 --> 0:04:59.839 of dead people. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.800 That's so full. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:08.120 Slightly mccunny, you said, it's actually quite good fertilizers. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.839 So that's not a problem. Can you just scatter ashes 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.920 wherever you want? Like, could you just go in front 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.400 of a notre arme and go, yeah, you know, mum 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.359 loved Paris ashes there. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.840 Don't you lowed to? I don't know. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.279 I wonder if there's all because you think about it. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.320 I mean, you're see in all those terrible comedy movies 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.279 where they throw ashes out into the ocean, the wind 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:25.800 blows it back in face. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.080 There's that funny joke about you know, someone having their 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.880 ashes or the relative's ashes on the mantle pace and 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.560 a smoker comes along and keeps hashing into they look 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:36.839 at them. Go gee, you put on a bit of 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:37.760 weight haven't you. 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.640 So? I think we're both on the same page. We've 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.800 been a little organized, keeping it a celebration. You want, 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.240 primal scream, I would like turned to Stone by Elo 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:56.560 what Tom, Because like you, I'm a child of the seventies. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:01.680 I really loved Vinyl and in particular ALB covers and 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:07.560 they really made or broke respective record. Now this week 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:09.800 a bit of a shock has come out. There is 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:14.880 a young sort of pop starlet poplet called Sabrina Carpenter. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.160 Do you know about Sabrina? 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:19.839 Yeah, she's the granddaughter of Karen Carpenter, aren't she? I 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:20.400 made that up? 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:25.120 That's quite clever. She has done an album called Man's 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:27.479 Best Friend Apostrophe in the right spot, So there's a 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:30.800 good start. And I would say it's possibly unless it's 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:35.320 being ironic, which I can't see. A very sexist, degrading 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:43.359 to women, retrograde, sad, pathetic album cover where you have 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:46.839 her kind of on all fours, sort of reaching out 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.760 to a man's leg and he's got a clump of 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:53.000 her blonde hair and he's pulling it up. It's a 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.720 very distressing album cover. As a mom of a fifteen 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.960 year old girl, I look at this and think I 0:06:58.960 --> 0:06:59.560 don't want this? 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.320 What's wrong with being sexy? 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:06.520 Which brings this tea that wonderful, wonderful scene in one 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:08.920 of our favorite movies, Spinal Tap, where they do bring 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:15.440 out an album cover and Frandrisher is their publicist. She goes, 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.200 you cannot have this cover, and they said why, and 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.800 she goes, you have a woman on all falls with 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:25.400 a dog color around her neck, and there's a guy 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.120 holding out a glove on. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.560 All fours with a dog color around her neck and 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:35.600 a leash and a man's arm extended out up to here, 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.120 holding on to the leash and pushing a black glove 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.360 in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive, 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:43.960 you don't find that sexist? 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.600 And he goes, what's wrong? We're sexy? 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:49.640 What's wrong with being sexy? 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:53.400 I mean, there's no sex with seftist being sexy? What's 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:57.960 wrong with being sexy? So this is I don't care 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.160 if there's some deep message in it. At face value, 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.760 it is sexist. It's not sexy. So got me thinking 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.360 tom about good and bad album covers, And I've brought 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.120 a little collection in Okay, particularly good ones while I 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:13.560 prepare them are there any that stand out. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:18.400 I've got three. So in nineteen seventy nine, my then 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.960 best friend gave me Kisses album Dynasty, or as the 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:26.040 Americans would say, Dynasty, and it has the four made 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:30.480 up faces of the members of Kiss, you know, Peter Chris, 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.920 Teine Simmons, Paul Stanley, and Ace Freely. And I unwrapped 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.640 it on Christmas Day and my dad looked at it. 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:40.000 What's that? It's a devil worship? You want me to 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.720 play it? A year later, I said, cad, I go 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.480 to the Kiss concert. You remember the album covered No Way. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.239 That's good Now? Kiss did unmasked? 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.360 Yes, no, no, that ruined them? 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:51.960 No makeup back on boys. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.880 Here's another one. Nineteen seventy five, one of the great 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.520 singles from a one hit wonder band Boston came out 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.080 and they're self tied, some people might say, to show off. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:05.840 The eponymous album has been like Elo has a sort 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.200 of you know, a UFO was very popular in the 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:12.760 mid seventies with Boston, and of course the main song 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.480 was more than a Feeling and I like, I had 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.840 that album. In fact, I still have it. And you 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.880 mentioned spinal Tap before. And in the early nineties they 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:23.880 released a second album and it was cooled. It had 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:28.920 them look like heavy metal musicians with very muscular torsos 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.920 and everything. Yeah, yeah, it might not have been their 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.280 actual bodies. And the album was called break Like the 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.640 Wind a lot. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.760 Did they actually think that true? 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:40.800 I think they thought it through. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:42.839 And you know I also play on my Friend the 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.319 Wind from your friend. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:48.160 Well, that's right, Demis Rusos, and I bought Break Like 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:49.880 the Wind because I thought it was so funny being 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.000 you know, an undergraduate university students. And I still have 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.880 it on CD, though not on it. And that's the 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:58.160 thing about album covers is that since the demise of 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:02.480 the now rebirth of the p record we you know, 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.480 to Cee that was never quite because sets were terrible. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.439 As covers, well, see these often every thing in them 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:08.880 you can unfold. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.960 With the lyrics you're always singing wrong. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:15.199 But a twelve inch album you've actually got enough real 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:18.160 estate there, particularly you know, one that folds in half 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:21.920 to see lyrics and photos and art and that sort 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:23.680 of thing, and we sort of have lost that a 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:24.480 bit these days. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.760 Well, I'm going to bring out probably one of your favorites, 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:28.800 and I love this and look the key to or 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:33.040 good album cover is choice the band. I want to 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.480 see the band in their band glory. So I think 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:39.680 this is particularly good, which is Saturday Night Fever, because 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:42.480 you've got your little mate down the bottom down. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.920 John Travalta or in the film of course he's called 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.360 Tony Manera Tony Minera. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:51.800 And then you've got the triumvirate of the Beg's brothers 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.360 and all their gloriousness. 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.280 Well really should be the Brothers GiB because that's what 0:10:55.400 --> 0:11:00.400 BG stood for, Brothers GiB like the Brother's Grim right, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.040 And a lot of people don't know though they grew 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.640 up in Queensland and Australia. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:07.760 They're Aussies, which is amazing. Now these are seminal albums, right, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.640 because dows the best of. 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:14.480 Jim Jim Morrison before he got fat. Did he get 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:20.240 Oh yes, yes, Elvia's fat, not that fata. You know 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.720 that fashion they had in the late sixties early seventies, 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:26.800 three very tight jeans with a hint of flare down 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:28.640 the ball froom and sort of a big belt with 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.720 a sort of big belt buckle. And he couldn't wear 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.240 that by about nineteen seventy two because he just got 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:33.720 too fat. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.040 So another one Dolly. We all love her. She's having 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:40.360 a renaissance party. Yeah, look at that. God, she's a babe. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.720 You know, she's been married to the same guy for 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.040 like sixty years or something. 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.920 She's actually quite wholesome despite her experience, and she's got 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:50.040 a really kind of May West kind of witch. But 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.320 see there's Dolly in all her den and beauty. Such 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:53.760 a babe. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:56.360 And I must say I often gone by old records, 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:59.520 not because I necessarily want to listen to the music, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.480 just because I'm like the album covers. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.400 But they've got to reflect. So there she is looking Denim, 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.880 She's just looking like a gorgeous girl. Now I love this. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.440 The Smiths the world won't listen. Look at that album coming. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:13.080 It's fair early nineteen eighties and young men, you know. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:16.960 Looking disenfranchised, unemployed, quite dark. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.000 Go and tend to write and throw rocks at the police. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.640 It's got that sort of simmering tension, hasn't it. 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.080 Well, Margaret Thatcher was the Prime minister back then. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.120 It's got that youth disquiet. 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:29.040 And then she would have sent them all off to 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.200 the Falklands War and that would have sorted them out. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.440 That's a lot to take from one. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.319 Well, this is the thing about album covers. You can 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:36.439 read a lot into them. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:41.000 Yea with the Dolly Parton school of dress ups. We 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:45.200 also have here Bob Dylan Desire. He looks great there 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.800 wearing some sort of animal around his neck in cowboy hats. 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.960 Well, he's gone electric at that stage. I think he's 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.160 going through this sort of folk slash psychedelic phase. And 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.840 he's got a cravat and he's wearing fur and a hat, 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:58.920 and you know there's a lot going on. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.520 It's all possibly too much. And there's a bit of 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.960 wind there, breeze, and this is one a homegrown talent. 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.760 Last but not least, this is a bit wrong. I 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:13.920 don't know what happened here. But Johnny Farnham, what is that? 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.960 I like the This is Johnny Farnham sing a long 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.559 album and he's leaning against a very famous Australian car. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.520 I think that's an h ka an ht hobbum. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.600 Manaro, such a great car in red. 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:28.800 And Johnny's got the roll neck top on and the 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:30.199 slightly flat jeans which. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.920 Is in a baby blue would you say eggshell blue? 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:34.440 Baby blue? 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.920 Sky blue, sky blue? And he was still young and 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.680 innocent then so he was called Johnny and then about 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.520 fifteen years later in the eighties he just became John 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.720 Farner when he grew up, or Farnsie. 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's sort of leaning against the car 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.440 in a nonchalant way. What's with that psychedelic fonds though? 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.400 Like what happened there? 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.959 Well, this is the thing now. If you listen as 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.600 I do to a lot of John Farnham's songs, there 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.839 was one that came out in nineteen sixty nine or 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:03.840 seventy called one and you can hear a very psychedelic trend. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.640 I think it might have been the only psychedelic song 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:07.920 he did, but there was no way of getting away 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:09.960 from it at Australia or anywhere in the world at 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:10.600 that time. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.240 So the key to all these album cover is just 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:19.160 a small selection from a very very extensive collection. The 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:23.120 band who it's about, what they represent, nice and easy. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:27.040 The message and the mess and perhaps a certain as 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.920 Austin Powers once said, I don't know what about it. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.440 I think it translates as you as a kla that. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:36.080 You have it. So shame on you, Sabrina. We don't 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:37.600 like your album cover, I do. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.920 So says you know, I'm an officionado of skin carey 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.760 rigorous skin care regime. It takes me hours every day 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:58.520 to look the way I do. And apparently, after analyzing 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:01.040 beauty routines from no few of them one hundred TikTok 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:05.200 videos by content creators, what is that? Ages seven through 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:09.040 to eighteen, researchers have found an average of eleven potentially 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:13.680 irritating active ingredients in skin care regimes. Now. To be 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:17.360 quite honest, I've always thought, you know, soap and water 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.400 is all you really need for healthy, glowing skin. But 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:21.840 is it more complicated than that? 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.920 Slightly? Funnily enough, I caught up with a very young 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.480 fella when I was doing some car stuff and he said, yeah, 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.880 I just use palm leive. I said, what is pali 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.880 pal malieve? So it was sort of ironic because it 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.920 was so simple, but even the way he pronounced it, So, Tom, 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:44.200 what's happened? Skincare has got incredibly complex for young girls 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.560 and they don't need that much. So when our fifteen 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.120 year olds in to me, Mummy, I would like a serum, 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:52.440 I said, honey, I didn't use serums till my late forties. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:53.080 Is a serum? 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:53.320 To me? 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.040 It sounds like it's a cure for a plate. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.960 It's it's sort of like in a skincare regime, you 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:02.880 could have like a pre cleanse, a cleanse, a post cleanse, 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.360 a tona, a serum, or a moisturizer. A tona is 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.600 sort of often has alcohol in it and just burns 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.160 your face off. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:12.200 You don't drink it, you just pour it on your face, 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.880 so it's like it's like deathol or something like that. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.480 Ringent and it gets rid of all the I know, 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.400 I'm just saying, you know, let me finish the massive list. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.400 Then a serum which is kind of like a gloopy, thicker, 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:29.560 honey textured sort of product you put on your face, 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:33.520 then a moisturizer, and then an SBF and then I cream. Right, 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.600 So now the problem is, that's all right if you're sixty, 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.640 right when you're fifteen, you. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:39.120 Don't need it. 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:39.880 You don't need it. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.040 What do you need to do is stay out of 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:41.360 the sun. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:46.320 Correct. That is the best skin care message you can 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.040 give any team, which is SBF, stay out of the sun. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.160 I remember on school this week, which I like to 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:56.280 think I invented in nineteen eighty five. Anyway, we went 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.880 up to the gold coast as you do, and you 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.080 could walk onto one of the all the main beach there, 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.159 I can't remember where it was, and a guy with 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:06.880 it like a spray gun, like a powered spray gun. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:10.160 You'd stand there just in your speedos and he'd walk 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.399 around you and spray every interview in oil and then 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.479 you sort of lie on the beach and get cooked 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.240 by the sun. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.480 Think about that. But so you didn't suffer from zits 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:25.000 or acne? Did you? I really did, And it really 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:29.119 scars you literally and figuratively as a young person. So look, 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:34.480 if perhaps a young kid has routine has problem skin, 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:37.480 I'm all for looking at all different solutions. There's great 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.040 lasers and things young kids can have for that. But 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.919 you don't know how debilitating it is. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.520 I've seen another. But coating your face in all this 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:48.400 gunk is not going to help your skin. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:49.320 It's going to make it worse. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.400 It's going to clog it up. But I mean imaged 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.560 if I ran, I don't know that. What's that coming 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.760 Mecca that sells cosmic? I mean, I think this sort 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:59.000 of stuff is fantastic. Teenage girls say going on eighteen 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:00.960 different bottles of sea is just to get ready to 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.160 go to school each day. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:05.480 And then it becomes kind of a like like I 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:08.359 guess people might collect cars or handbags. Then for girls, 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.720 it's like, look at my shelf. 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:13.199 With all the products I use. Now I'm speaking that 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.440 I went into an eighteen year olds rumored college into 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:19.480 his room, and what he had was a rack of 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:23.080 after after shaving spray on deodorant, you know, the. 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:24.400 Whole old factory things. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:24.720 Yeah. 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.320 Really, Grip team boys. I welcome it because in our day. 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:31.640 It was just bo o bo no, no, no, there 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.720 was Roscar, No, there was there was the terms of 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:38.760 the after show we had. There was old Spice thirty three, 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:43.320 thirty three and my favorite blue Stratos. I love that 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:45.679 and the ad you'd be in a hang glider, a 0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:48.159 white hand glider and a blue sky and then somehow 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:50.959 turned into an eagle and then you land and you anyway. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:54.440 But a lot of sort of metamorphoses in after shave ads. 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:57.560 Adam Driver from Star. 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:00.600 Wars, he's Darth Vader's dad, ending. 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:04.679 But anyway, he's in a burbary commercial for Assent, and 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:08.280 I think he morphs into a horse. He's like riding 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:10.800 a horse. And then I mean, check this out it's not. 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:14.679 Enough to merely train with horses. I almost joined it 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.679 to the jedi oship, where the force will surround us. 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:24.760 How to treat us bind us to become a hero, 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:33.080 I must first become a horse, Jedi horse from Burbery. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:37.200 Anyway, we digress back to teen girls. It has become 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.760 awfully complicated, overly expensive, and where have they got to 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.600