WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 163 0:00:02.509 --> 0:00:04.400 A listener production. 0:00:07.460 --> 0:00:13.040 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.160 in three two. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:21.590 Sorry. Still buffering. One. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:28.130 Ahoy to be General practitioner. Hamish GP, HP, at your service. 0:00:28.220 --> 0:00:31.910 Ahoy to me! Locum tenens. Oh, he likes to go 0:00:31.910 --> 0:00:35.570 to houses. He'll bill by the hour mark. Ahoy! Do 0:00:35.570 --> 0:00:37.760 you know what a locum is, Mike? No, it's a 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.340 house doctor. My friend from the olden days. A fill 0:00:40.340 --> 0:00:44.090 in physician. So I thought you're filling in for a teacher. Yeah. Good. Oh. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:48.560 Very good. You're the locum panel guy. Because, Jack, as 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.379 we say in the medical game, you'd be familiar with 0:00:51.380 --> 0:00:54.590 this as a locum doctor. His wife doth have pushed 0:00:54.590 --> 0:01:00.070 out a child. Aha! Aha! So you're on the Butts 0:01:00.070 --> 0:01:04.840 Today podcast. Mike. Never has someone sat higher. Oh, are 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.720 you standing? No, no. I thought you were standing on 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.920 a crate. You're so high. The seat so high. 0:01:12.069 --> 0:01:14.979 I'm actually kneeling on the seat because I can't see 0:01:14.980 --> 0:01:16.840 you guys if I'm sitting normally. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.420 So why would you ask? He's on his knees. It's 0:01:19.420 --> 0:01:22.360 like he's paying us to adjust. I just thought. 0:01:22.390 --> 0:01:24.220 I don't know, I didn't want to disrupt you guys. 0:01:24.459 --> 0:01:26.050 You seem pretty focused. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:29.590 You were speaking down into a microphone that was hanging 0:01:29.590 --> 0:01:32.860 really on a high seat, but you were in the position. 0:01:32.860 --> 0:01:35.199 And if. And people might remember that we are known 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:38.770 as the three wise men. As as Brother Joseph. Jack 0:01:38.770 --> 0:01:41.020 has his child, Baby Jesus, in the manger with his 0:01:41.020 --> 0:01:45.369 wife Bianca. Mary, you are in very much a biblical 0:01:45.370 --> 0:01:48.820 kneeling position, like you're kneeling for the baby's arrival. 0:01:48.850 --> 0:01:51.190 Well, if I sit down, I can't, I don't know. 0:01:51.220 --> 0:01:53.080 I just don't really have a vantage point. 0:01:53.110 --> 0:01:55.750 That's a man sitting across from two other men. To 0:01:55.750 --> 0:01:58.750 be honest, I can see you. Fine. I'm sorry. 0:01:58.780 --> 0:01:58.990 Guys. 0:01:58.990 --> 0:02:02.110 But why do you need a vantage point just to see. 0:02:02.110 --> 0:02:02.650 You guys. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.160 Forward century? You don't need to have a high ground 0:02:06.190 --> 0:02:09.820 offensive firepower position over us. There are not other podcasters 0:02:09.820 --> 0:02:11.920 that are going to storm the studio and try and 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.590 use the microphone. I just don't feel comfortable if I'm 0:02:14.590 --> 0:02:17.080 in a non defendable position. Are you going to tip 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:17.950 oil on us? 0:02:17.980 --> 0:02:19.090 No, but there's. 0:02:20.710 --> 0:02:22.389 We try and get at the buttons. 0:02:22.870 --> 0:02:25.390 If it's okay. I'd prefer to kneel. I just feel 0:02:25.389 --> 0:02:28.300 more comfortable kneeling. I just feel like I can see 0:02:28.300 --> 0:02:28.780 you better. 0:02:28.870 --> 0:02:32.020 You defend the Saxon castle however you see fit. We 0:02:32.020 --> 0:02:34.780 promise as Vikings that we'll just stick to the coast. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:40.300 It's always fun when Jack's away. Um, uh, we should 0:02:40.330 --> 0:02:42.880 catch up with Jack later on. But he. He has 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.280 had a child. You're on the buttons. He's on the 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.639 bloody bottles. Um, we should also say Ahoy to Jess 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:49.810 from Texas. 0:02:50.470 --> 0:02:53.200 Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and Jack. This is Jess from Texas 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.420 in the US. I just let my donkeys out of 0:02:55.419 --> 0:02:58.050 the barn, which is absolutely not a front for an 0:02:58.050 --> 0:03:01.380 illegal brewery. During this prohibition era, my hope for all 0:03:01.380 --> 0:03:03.690 of us is that this ridiculous amendment is ratified by 0:03:03.690 --> 0:03:05.940 the time this upload reaches you all, so that we 0:03:05.940 --> 0:03:09.450 can all enjoy adult beverages legally and together again. And 0:03:09.450 --> 0:03:12.030 also so I don't get caught bootlegging. Okay, bye. 0:03:13.020 --> 0:03:17.010 So during the prohibition era, sent it? No, the website 0:03:17.010 --> 0:03:19.650 is faster than that to upload. Doesn't sound like it, 0:03:19.650 --> 0:03:23.040 because that isn't it. These time capsules we get from 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:27.329 the past, which are now just hitting our servers. You 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.730 hear the desperation in people's voices and you want to 0:03:29.730 --> 0:03:31.950 reach back in time and go, thank you for listening. 0:03:31.950 --> 0:03:34.050 Stick with it. You'll be able to enjoy a legal 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:37.440 tipple soon. Um, hey, we're going to move on because 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.880 there's so much of the show to get through today. 0:03:39.030 --> 0:03:42.300 But we do have we do have that actually podcast 0:03:42.300 --> 0:03:46.350 Mike is in the button pushing position because something off 0:03:46.350 --> 0:03:48.390 the top we need to discuss with you, Mike. This 0:03:48.390 --> 0:03:50.400 has been this is probably a great chance to get 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:53.130 to kind of dig a bit deeper on Mike related issues, 0:03:53.130 --> 0:03:55.890 because people would know Mike ducks in from time to time, 0:03:55.890 --> 0:04:00.000 usually if there's some sort of Japanese mega franchise involved, 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:04.230 whether it's Pokemon or Nintendo or anything, anything related to 0:04:04.260 --> 0:04:06.120 that world, but you also do a lot behind the 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.510 scenes too. Um, we call you podcast Mike because you 0:04:09.540 --> 0:04:11.340 used to be known as radio Mike. You also do 0:04:11.370 --> 0:04:14.160 work on A&E show the 100. You're really cross-platform, Mike, 0:04:14.190 --> 0:04:14.460 aren't you? 0:04:15.210 --> 0:04:16.650 Multimedia. Yeah. Multimedia. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:23.160 Multimedia. Mike. Multimedia. Mike. Um. Okay. On the very first 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:27.000 show we had back this year, we had things we'd learned. 0:04:27.029 --> 0:04:27.750 Yes. 0:04:27.930 --> 0:04:29.070 And and I'd. 0:04:29.070 --> 0:04:33.570 Learned that you sang Green Day in your audition. Uh. 0:04:35.370 --> 0:04:36.420 Give me Novocain. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.830 Yeah. For a choral. 0:04:37.830 --> 0:04:39.450 Group. Vocal ensemble. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.330 Yeah. Do you feel like the fact that you had 0:04:42.330 --> 0:04:46.770 a half scholarship for singing at school. It's part of 0:04:46.770 --> 0:04:47.850 your identity, isn't it? 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:52.140 I think so. It's a foundational part of my identity. Yeah. Yeah. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.730 It would have. It would have been. I don't think 0:04:53.730 --> 0:04:56.659 about it a lot. Just. Only on this show really 0:04:56.690 --> 0:04:57.409 do I think about it. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.560 You don't wake up and go. You got this each 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.200 morning in the mirror and you go, well, I'm in. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.260 That paid for me. It was probably the first time, though. 0:05:06.260 --> 0:05:09.920 You could equate performing with financial reward. 0:05:09.950 --> 0:05:10.550 Yeah. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.070 And not a lot of 13 year olds can do that. 0:05:13.070 --> 0:05:19.010 And then every semester you get re, uh, tested. Yeah. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:20.690 That was the that was that shocked us, didn't it? 0:05:20.690 --> 0:05:22.669 That was on the first show where you were like, even. 0:05:22.670 --> 0:05:26.330 Through your pubescent era where your voice changed, you were 0:05:26.330 --> 0:05:28.640 still good enough to receive the half scholarship. 0:05:28.670 --> 0:05:31.969 Yeah. I was told I had a really good gear shift, 0:05:31.970 --> 0:05:35.450 which is where you can change between the the boy 0:05:35.450 --> 0:05:36.890 soprano voice to a. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:38.570 Prepubic toast pubic. Yeah. 0:05:39.410 --> 0:05:41.360 It was well, they called it gear shift. 0:05:41.690 --> 0:05:45.500 Sure. You can't say pubic too much around, I imagine 0:05:45.500 --> 0:05:48.380 as a high school teacher, without it, you know, beginning 0:05:48.410 --> 0:05:50.659 to feel like you should be finding another word. 0:05:50.930 --> 0:05:55.600 Um, it shocked me this week, Mike, When I found 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:59.260 out that a good friend of mine, Tyson, is also 0:05:59.290 --> 0:06:02.650 a DJ called DJ generic. Also went to your school 0:06:02.950 --> 0:06:05.650 and was also on a scholarship for singing. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.290 Oh, my brother knows him. Does he? Okay. I think 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:09.010 I think. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.250 Okay, because I think he joins us now. Would you 0:06:12.250 --> 0:06:16.510 mind putting, putting putting us through. Um, are you worried 0:06:16.540 --> 0:06:18.280 that he's going to come in and steal your thunder? 0:06:18.310 --> 0:06:21.250 No, I'd love to chat to him. Okay, that sounds interesting. Nice. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:24.700 What do you guys call each other? Um, like, you know, scholarship. 0:06:24.730 --> 0:06:27.610 The scholar, choral scholarship holders. Do you. Do you have 0:06:27.610 --> 0:06:29.469 a fun name, like, you know, the semiquavers or, like, 0:06:29.500 --> 0:06:32.589 did you have a did you have a, like, a name? 0:06:32.620 --> 0:06:35.830 You used to call them choir chums? Actually, we used 0:06:35.830 --> 0:06:36.790 to call them choir chums. 0:06:36.820 --> 0:06:39.820 Yeah. This is an exclusive, I think. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:45.460 On choir, and thought it sounded like chums, like, come on. Yeah, because. 0:06:45.610 --> 0:06:46.360 I guess so. 0:06:46.390 --> 0:06:48.460 You don't really, you know, a. 0:06:48.490 --> 0:06:50.740 You don't have any. I mean, yeah, I don't have 0:06:50.740 --> 0:06:53.799 any chums from other activities in my life. Like, not 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.530 too many. I was just in the pub with one 0:06:56.529 --> 0:06:57.700 of my beer chums. 0:07:00.460 --> 0:07:04.900 Um, well, I'm. Tyson joins us now. Uh, Ahoy to you. Tyson. 0:07:05.020 --> 0:07:09.520 Ahoy, boys. Good on you, Tyson. Um, and we believe 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:13.240 we've got a question for you here. Um, question. Mike. 0:07:13.270 --> 0:07:14.770 Hey, Tyson. How are you? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:16.240 I'm good. Mike, how are you doing? 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:17.050 Really well. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:21.010 Now, first question I'd like to know, Ty, is, were 0:07:21.010 --> 0:07:24.490 you on a full scholarship or a half scholarship? 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.500 Well, when I first started. 0:07:26.500 --> 0:07:30.100 In grade five, in 97, I was on a quarter. 0:07:30.250 --> 0:07:31.840 And then it. Then it moved up. 0:07:31.870 --> 0:07:32.980 They're frugal, aren't they? 0:07:33.190 --> 0:07:35.260 Yeah, I know. And then. And then they moved up 0:07:35.260 --> 0:07:36.160 to a half. 0:07:36.190 --> 0:07:39.040 Really. So that is that because you reckon they weren't 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.530 getting the type of voices they needed just for a 0:07:41.530 --> 0:07:42.400 quarter offering. 0:07:42.430 --> 0:07:45.070 Yeah, definitely. It was it was a scam. Like it 0:07:45.070 --> 0:07:46.990 was a lot of work for not much reward. 0:07:47.020 --> 0:07:49.690 Did you or did you outperform and you were at 0:07:49.690 --> 0:07:52.720 risk of being poached by another school? Yeah. And they 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.840 had to increase their salary cap a bit to keep 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.640 you and put you on a half. 0:07:56.670 --> 0:07:59.430 As much as I'd like to lie and say yes, 0:07:59.430 --> 0:08:02.790 that was the correct response. No, it was just, uh, 0:08:02.790 --> 0:08:04.980 I think they just wanted to give back to a 0:08:04.980 --> 0:08:07.140 little bit more to the boys that were doing so well, 0:08:07.170 --> 0:08:08.880 because singing for God, because you do. 0:08:10.110 --> 0:08:12.840 Well and he would appreciate it. And you do hear 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.800 you do hear all those stories. I mean, it's just 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.930 it's such a well worn story of, you know, there's 0:08:18.930 --> 0:08:21.270 the kid in year six, you've got the choir scouts 0:08:21.270 --> 0:08:23.760 from another school sitting the parents down. Hey, we want 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.330 to poach this chorister. There's huge money in choirs. Who 0:08:27.330 --> 0:08:28.380 do we go with? 0:08:28.410 --> 0:08:30.150 So there you go, Mike. I wanted to see if 0:08:30.150 --> 0:08:32.370 someone had out scholarship to you, but no, they're all 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:33.179 on half. 0:08:33.210 --> 0:08:39.329 Because Mike Tyson, Mike's, um. Uh, he ascertains he's stuck 0:08:39.330 --> 0:08:40.680 by this the whole time because we always say, oh, 0:08:40.710 --> 0:08:42.210 you obviously weren't that good at singing. You're on a 0:08:42.210 --> 0:08:45.120 half scholarship. And he claims, no, no, that is the 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:49.349 maximum amount of scholarship that you could get for singing work. Now, 0:08:49.380 --> 0:08:51.569 can I add another? Can I throw another cat amongst 0:08:51.570 --> 0:08:54.510 the pigeons Here. Go for it. I was recently at 0:08:54.510 --> 0:08:58.650 the pub with a beer chum of mine whose name 0:08:58.770 --> 0:09:01.440 is PK. You guys might know PK, former head of 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.800 your school. Former head boy. Do you know PK? You 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.480 guys would have been similar year level. 0:09:06.929 --> 0:09:07.500 I don't. 0:09:07.530 --> 0:09:09.150 And I asked him. I knew this chap was coming 0:09:09.150 --> 0:09:12.000 up and I said, hey, quick question about high school. 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:13.950 One of our friends, Mark, was on a half scholarship. 0:09:13.980 --> 0:09:17.250 He's like, oh, congratulations, you're good. But could you get 0:09:17.250 --> 0:09:18.000 more than that? 0:09:18.420 --> 0:09:18.900 What did he say? 0:09:19.530 --> 0:09:22.200 He said, look, I think you could. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:24.780 But not for singing. No. 0:09:24.809 --> 0:09:26.940 And that's what. So I pressed Mark and I said, 0:09:26.970 --> 0:09:29.430 and I said, yeah, but maybe you're thinking of sports 0:09:29.429 --> 0:09:32.610 or or academic. Yeah. He goes, no, I think you 0:09:32.610 --> 0:09:35.820 could get falls for all available. And that's from a 0:09:35.820 --> 0:09:37.140 head boy, Mike Tyson. 0:09:37.170 --> 0:09:38.700 What do you think about that? 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:42.179 Uh, well, considering that when you were talking to PK, 0:09:42.210 --> 0:09:45.599 it was probably in an inebriated state, I think his 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.559 recollection of events might be slightly mistaken. So some pushback here. 0:09:49.950 --> 0:09:53.179 Some pushback here from the quad. But I mean, a 0:09:53.179 --> 0:09:56.420 head boy. A school captain outranks the chumps. I would 0:09:56.450 --> 0:09:59.120 have thought in terms of testimony we can believe. Yeah, 0:09:59.120 --> 0:09:59.420 but you. 0:09:59.420 --> 0:10:01.490 Can't know every scholarship, can you? As a head boy, it's. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:02.480 I think it's your job. 0:10:02.630 --> 0:10:05.179 There's there's lots of us out there. So any choir 0:10:05.179 --> 0:10:08.060 chums listening? If you're on a full scholarship, write in. 0:10:08.059 --> 0:10:08.960 Prove me wrong. 0:10:08.990 --> 0:10:09.860 Okay, okay. 0:10:09.890 --> 0:10:12.650 That'd be nice. I'd love to see some alpha choir. 0:10:12.830 --> 0:10:15.050 Do you know what? And I and I and I real. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.570 I hope people can understand what I'm trying to say here. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.480 I hope we don't get our emails flooded by people 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.929 making very convincing cases. They went to high school with 0:10:23.929 --> 0:10:26.510 you guys and saying they're on a full scholarship. Okay, 0:10:26.540 --> 0:10:28.010 so that's not what we want. We don't want to 0:10:28.010 --> 0:10:30.230 have to be sifting through those and reading them out 0:10:30.230 --> 0:10:30.800 on the shelf. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:38.870 Um, Tyson, did you have to re-audition Semesterly to retain 0:10:38.870 --> 0:10:40.970 the scholarship? That is, that seemed like it was a 0:10:40.970 --> 0:10:42.319 bit of a Pinocchio. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:47.480 Absolutely. Never. Oh, never at all. Never had to do that. 0:10:47.510 --> 0:10:50.210 It was once. Once you're in. We were in. Wow. 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.190 And did you go through to year 12? 0:10:52.220 --> 0:10:52.970 Yes I did. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.990 Oh, there you go. Look. Hand on heart. Every semester, 0:10:56.990 --> 0:10:59.270 all of us. I spoke to a couple choir chums 0:10:59.270 --> 0:11:00.980 during the week, and they were like, yeah, I remember 0:11:00.980 --> 0:11:02.179 having to do that. Well, what. 0:11:02.179 --> 0:11:03.230 Year did you finish, Mike? 0:11:03.260 --> 0:11:04.069 2012. 0:11:04.100 --> 0:11:04.820 What year did you finish? 0:11:04.850 --> 0:11:06.350 Tyson. Oh four. 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:08.660 It's got more competitive, so it's got more competitive in 0:11:08.660 --> 0:11:12.829 the summer. Somewhere in that eight years, the school's gone. Hey, 0:11:12.830 --> 0:11:15.740 you know what's fun? Making these guys shit themselves for 0:11:15.740 --> 0:11:18.860 their spot? Let's get him in daily. Let's get him. 0:11:18.860 --> 0:11:21.650 Let's let's let's invent words like gearshift and see how, 0:11:21.650 --> 0:11:24.830 you know, like, let's get in their head. Okay. 0:11:24.860 --> 0:11:29.719 Final one. Tyson. Yep. If you were on a scholarship, 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:34.609 did it guarantee you a position in any other choir? Yeah. 0:11:34.850 --> 0:11:38.030 Or did you have to audition or. And was the audition? 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.370 What was your what was your quartet? 0:11:40.429 --> 0:11:43.460 Uh, no, it was the senior vocal ensemble. That's not 0:11:43.460 --> 0:11:45.650 a quartet. Yeah, senior vocal ensemble. 0:11:46.220 --> 0:11:46.370 Sorry. 0:11:46.370 --> 0:11:47.420 I thought it was like the B sharps. 0:11:47.750 --> 0:11:50.920 Mike reckons that he had to audition. I was saying 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.620 that there's no way if they're spending money on singers, 0:11:53.620 --> 0:11:55.960 that they're not going to include them because they look bad. Yeah, 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:57.790 it's mud on their face if they don't make it. 0:11:57.790 --> 0:12:02.770 So Mike has probably got sifted through. Uh backdoored. Um, Tyson, 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.150 is that a fair assumption? 0:12:04.179 --> 0:12:07.840 Yeah. We didn't have to audition for the senior choir. Um, 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.199 at all. We were. It was actually compulsory that as, um, 0:12:11.350 --> 0:12:14.829 cathedral choir members, you had to do the senior choir, 0:12:14.830 --> 0:12:18.280 which was on Wednesday afternoons. And the interesting part about 0:12:18.309 --> 0:12:18.970 Mike's not just. 0:12:18.970 --> 0:12:20.079 Nodding his fist pumping. 0:12:21.670 --> 0:12:26.260 Vance Joy and Chet Faker were actually in the senior choir. 0:12:26.260 --> 0:12:29.500 They volunteered their time and effort, and I distinctly remember 0:12:29.500 --> 0:12:31.690 telling them, what are they doing? They're wasting their time. 0:12:31.690 --> 0:12:34.300 They're going to do nothing with singing. And so Vance 0:12:34.300 --> 0:12:35.319 Joy and Chet Faker. 0:12:35.350 --> 0:12:37.420 Were at your school, and neither of them were on 0:12:37.420 --> 0:12:38.559 a scholarship for singing. 0:12:38.770 --> 0:12:39.550 Neither. 0:12:39.610 --> 0:12:42.700 You got to question the scouts. You've got to question 0:12:42.700 --> 0:12:45.460 the scouts. And Mike won't even pump out three bars 0:12:45.460 --> 0:12:48.510 of Green Day for us for the song. Now, Meanwhile, 0:12:48.540 --> 0:12:52.260 bands join selling out international tours. Yes, Chet Faker is 0:12:52.260 --> 0:12:55.350 doing well as well. The Scouts are off. They are 0:12:55.350 --> 0:12:56.190 well off. Yeah. 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:56.550 Rubbish. 0:12:57.690 --> 0:12:59.939 Rubbish. Because look at the two. The two guys that 0:12:59.940 --> 0:13:02.010 they did give scholarships to have gone and made a 0:13:02.010 --> 0:13:04.770 career out of pressing buttons. You've got Mike pressing buttons 0:13:04.770 --> 0:13:07.860 over here. You've got Utah International DJ pressing buttons over 0:13:07.890 --> 0:13:12.300 in your corner. So they, they they understood. Some boys 0:13:12.300 --> 0:13:16.949 like music and and have an ear for melody. Just 0:13:16.950 --> 0:13:19.710 can't produce it with their mouths yet. Other boys at 0:13:19.710 --> 0:13:22.110 the school could produce it with their mouths and they 0:13:22.140 --> 0:13:23.220 went under the radar. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.210 Thanks, Tom. 0:13:24.270 --> 0:13:24.870 See you buddy. 0:13:24.900 --> 0:13:26.070 No problems guys. 0:13:26.370 --> 0:13:26.880 Man. 0:13:27.300 --> 0:13:27.780 By. 0:13:32.340 --> 0:13:36.480 The time it's 2022 and we haven't played this yet. 0:13:36.929 --> 0:13:41.220 Hit me with your best chat. Natter away. 0:13:41.250 --> 0:13:45.030 Chit chat. Champion. I didn't tell. 0:13:45.059 --> 0:13:48.300 Mike to have that ready. I didn't. I didn't even 0:13:48.300 --> 0:13:51.750 point to him. How smooth. When Jack's not here. 0:13:51.780 --> 0:13:53.729 He hears these things. And that's the advantage of working 0:13:53.730 --> 0:13:57.540 across so many platforms of media. It's just multimedia. He's in. 0:13:57.570 --> 0:14:00.540 He doesn't get thrown. He can hear audio, but he 0:14:00.540 --> 0:14:02.730 also still knows how to navigate visual. Yeah. 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:04.559 And he senses. 0:14:04.590 --> 0:14:05.400 Online. 0:14:06.870 --> 0:14:09.690 Um, chit chat champions. If you out there think you're 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.480 the best at small talk, we'll put you to the 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:17.070 test and pit you against someone live on the show today. 0:14:17.100 --> 0:14:19.170 Yasmin joins us. Ahoy to you. 0:14:19.470 --> 0:14:21.300 Ahoy, boys. How are you going? 0:14:21.330 --> 0:14:21.810 Very well. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.870 Very good. Yasmin, what line of work is it? Or 0:14:24.870 --> 0:14:26.910 is it more of a social situation that you're great at? 0:14:26.910 --> 0:14:27.750 Small talk. 0:14:27.780 --> 0:14:31.710 Um, no. I worked on reception at a psychology practice, 0:14:31.710 --> 0:14:34.770 and there was a lot of small talk there. So 0:14:34.770 --> 0:14:37.980 people usually pretty anxious when they call up or come 0:14:37.980 --> 0:14:38.730 in and. 0:14:38.970 --> 0:14:40.740 Well, if you're going, if you're going in to see 0:14:40.740 --> 0:14:43.950 a psychologist, it is kind of the unspoken responsibility of 0:14:43.950 --> 0:14:46.640 the receptionist to keep the vibe up. Yeah. You can't. 0:14:46.670 --> 0:14:49.640 You can't be having too many awkward moments with people. Um, 0:14:49.670 --> 0:14:51.320 for them to be going, oh my God, what's. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.060 Your go to question? Because you can't go, well, what 0:14:53.060 --> 0:14:56.360 are you here for? So, so so that's what what 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.530 have you been up to or how have you been? 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:58.940 Obviously that's you. 0:14:58.940 --> 0:15:01.400 Gotta go external, don't you? So what's your go to question? 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.710 Um, go to usually. 0:15:03.740 --> 0:15:06.290 How's your day been sort of thing. Just keep it casual. 0:15:06.290 --> 0:15:08.000 Make them feel comfortable. Yep, yep. 0:15:08.030 --> 0:15:10.040 It is. I mean, I had someone the other day 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:12.200 give me the I said, you know, how have things been? 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.630 And they're like not great. You're like, okay, well let's 0:15:14.630 --> 0:15:16.640 talk about that. But you're not ready. You're actually not 0:15:16.670 --> 0:15:18.920 you're actually not often ready for a not great. It's 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:20.810 really it adds a bit more to the conversation. 0:15:20.810 --> 0:15:24.920 Well Yasmin, you are well equipped. Equipped then, uh, Carlo 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.070 is your nemesis for today. In the next three minutes. Carlo, 0:15:28.070 --> 0:15:28.760 how are you? 0:15:29.060 --> 0:15:31.520 Oh, boys. Happy birthday, Andy, and congrats on the SP. 0:15:31.550 --> 0:15:32.030 Hamish. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:36.740 Hello. He's come fully loaded. Uh, appreciate that. Carlo. Obviously. Um, 0:15:36.740 --> 0:15:38.750 scientifically correct of you to notice it, but I am 0:15:38.780 --> 0:15:39.740 trying to put it behind me. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:44.060 Uh, Carlo, talk us through it. Um, how come you're 0:15:44.060 --> 0:15:45.740 so good at chit chat? Do you think. 0:15:45.980 --> 0:15:48.530 Our well fella's on a daily basis? I cut old 0:15:48.530 --> 0:15:51.200 people's grass, so I've had many a yarn. So you're 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:51.770 a lawn mower? 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.990 It's not a you. That wasn't a euphemism or analogy, 0:15:54.020 --> 0:15:57.440 was it? You just you go out and actually mow lawns. 0:15:57.470 --> 0:15:59.300 Oh that's upbeat. Up to you to decide. 0:15:59.300 --> 0:16:00.350 Andy mate. Okay. 0:16:00.380 --> 0:16:02.660 Sounds like sounds like Carlo enjoys a bit of both, 0:16:03.500 --> 0:16:06.470 but that's good. Carlo. All right. So are you chatting 0:16:06.500 --> 0:16:09.350 to the owners of the lawns or neighbors or anyone 0:16:09.350 --> 0:16:11.180 that'll stand still long enough? 0:16:11.330 --> 0:16:13.190 Oh, anybody that wants to come up and have a chat, mate, 0:16:13.190 --> 0:16:13.790 I'm ready. 0:16:14.030 --> 0:16:16.460 He really feels like he's away. Okay, Carlo, we'll put 0:16:16.460 --> 0:16:22.760 you on hold first. Yasmin, you'll be up. Uh, Carlo 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.830 can't hear this. Are you ready to go? 0:16:24.860 --> 0:16:26.720 Yep. I'm ready. All right. 0:16:27.050 --> 0:16:31.040 Let's go. Oh. Hey, Ham, did you hear that? Tom 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.330 Brady is coming out of retirement. 0:16:32.330 --> 0:16:34.580 Well, I know he said he's got unfinished business. 0:16:35.900 --> 0:16:39.380 Oh, Tom Brady, um, I haven't really heard about him 0:16:39.380 --> 0:16:42.680 too much. Um, what's he. I wonder what he's getting 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.680 up to when he's getting out of retirement. 0:16:50.830 --> 0:16:53.050 Well, coming back to play football, he's. 0:16:53.050 --> 0:16:55.360 Probably coming back to play in the NFL, where he's 0:16:55.750 --> 0:16:59.410 probably the most remarkable and memorable name to ever throw 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:00.070 a gridiron. 0:17:00.460 --> 0:17:02.740 Oh, no, I don't I don't know who he is. 0:17:02.770 --> 0:17:06.160 Unlucky. Very good one. I mean, they're good. A good scramble. 0:17:06.190 --> 0:17:08.500 A good scramble for cover. But a and a good. 0:17:08.530 --> 0:17:10.090 I wonder what he's getting up to. 0:17:10.540 --> 0:17:14.200 Um. Um, what's the what's the name of the guy 0:17:14.230 --> 0:17:15.790 that sings up there? Cazaly. 0:17:15.820 --> 0:17:17.830 Oh. No idea. Mike. Brady. Brady. 0:17:17.859 --> 0:17:20.200 Sorry, I was just. I thought you may have travelled 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.770 down that path for a second if you didn't know. Thomas. Uh, Jasmine, 0:17:23.980 --> 0:17:26.440 it wasn't great, but it doesn't mean you're out of 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:29.440 contention because things can freeze. No, because things can go 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.960 horribly wrong in this segment for people. But we'll put you. 0:17:31.990 --> 0:17:36.910 We'll put you on hold, and it's back to Carlo. Uh, Carlo, 0:17:36.910 --> 0:17:39.880 how are you? Ahoy! You didn't hear that, did you? 0:17:39.940 --> 0:17:43.030 Not at all. Remember, you cannot reply with a question. 0:17:43.050 --> 0:17:44.609 That's the part of chit chat. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:49.409 It has to be adding the interesting next piece of conversation, 0:17:49.530 --> 0:17:51.840 and we will be judging it on just that. How 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.240 much did it move the conversation and was it interesting? 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:57.660 Good luck my friend. Got it, got it. Oh hey 0:17:57.660 --> 0:17:59.400 did you hear Tom Brady's coming back. Yeah. 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.459 He says he's got unfinished business. Always. 0:18:02.460 --> 0:18:06.300 I am a massive Patriots fan. Send me to the 0:18:06.330 --> 0:18:09.180 send me to the Super Bowl any day of the week. 0:18:12.510 --> 0:18:16.770 Oh. I love the confidence. 0:18:16.770 --> 0:18:18.990 I can't send you any day of the week. It's 0:18:19.740 --> 0:18:23.070 one day a year, I love it, true love. 0:18:23.070 --> 0:18:26.760 The confidence and a few a few interesting elements there 0:18:26.760 --> 0:18:29.820 from Carlos. Huge Patriots fan. That's not who Tom Brady 0:18:29.820 --> 0:18:32.610 plays for anymore. But that's okay. That's all right. But 0:18:32.609 --> 0:18:34.949 then the devil send me to the Super Bowl. I 0:18:34.950 --> 0:18:37.710 do like treating the send me to the couldn't remember 0:18:37.710 --> 0:18:39.090 the name of the big game. 0:18:39.780 --> 0:18:42.750 The two goes at the big name followed by Sammy 0:18:42.780 --> 0:18:45.150 to the Super Bowl any day of the week. This 0:18:45.150 --> 0:18:47.790 is miraculous, but I think Jasmine's won. 0:18:47.820 --> 0:18:48.480 You reckon? 0:18:48.510 --> 0:18:49.290 What do you think? 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:51.840 I mean, it's it's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.570 love color. I like treating the people you're in a 0:18:54.570 --> 0:18:57.030 conversation with as if, like, I know we used to 0:18:57.030 --> 0:18:59.400 have a radio show, but. As if they're a radio show. Like, 0:18:59.430 --> 0:19:02.070 you know, I want those tickets. Send me to the 0:19:02.070 --> 0:19:02.820 Super Bowl. 0:19:03.060 --> 0:19:06.900 Look, it was. Neither of you were elite. So that's 0:19:06.900 --> 0:19:08.940 something for you both to reflect on. You can both 0:19:08.940 --> 0:19:10.050 get a token of no value. 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.360 I think it's I think it's two tokens of no value. 0:19:12.390 --> 0:19:15.300 It was it was fantastic today. Guys, thanks very much 0:19:15.300 --> 0:19:16.170 for playing. 0:19:16.350 --> 0:19:17.580 Thanks. Thanks, guys. 0:19:26.670 --> 0:19:29.310 Game podcast. Mike. Multimedia. Mike. Actually. 0:19:29.310 --> 0:19:30.240 Multimedia. Mike. 0:19:30.270 --> 0:19:34.050 Mike is kneeling still, uh, and very high in the 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:38.310 seat because Jack is away. Uh, he has had child. 0:19:38.340 --> 0:19:41.449 He has, uh, congratulations to him, Bianca. And he joins 0:19:41.450 --> 0:19:43.370 us now. Jacko. How are you, buddy? 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:44.840 Hello, team. How are you? 0:19:44.869 --> 0:19:49.550 Good to speak to you. Oh, Jacko. Celebrate good babies. 0:19:49.550 --> 0:19:50.420 Come on. 0:19:50.810 --> 0:19:53.210 Isn't Mike meant to play the kind of music? Why 0:19:53.210 --> 0:19:54.320 isn't he playing anything? 0:19:54.350 --> 0:19:58.790 Yeah, well, he's no Jack. He's. No, he really is. No, Jack. 0:19:58.820 --> 0:20:02.119 The studio is so organized this morning, and we came in. 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:04.310 Carly was like, oh, Mike, did you already do that? 0:20:04.340 --> 0:20:08.480 I mean, it's really we're like two hours ahead on 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:13.220 a show that normally takes us an hour. Hey, Jack. Congrats. 0:20:13.220 --> 0:20:16.550 How is everything going? How's how's the young fella? 0:20:16.670 --> 0:20:20.360 He's great. He's so good. It's, um. It's been a 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:25.070 whirlwind and a chaotic few days, but he's happy. He's healthy. 0:20:25.100 --> 0:20:28.700 He's got all the tics from the doctors, and, uh, 0:20:28.700 --> 0:20:32.120 we're back home again. So everything's going well? Yeah. What's. 0:20:32.150 --> 0:20:34.310 What's been your biggest surprise? 0:20:35.300 --> 0:20:39.080 Um. Oh. When people say, like, they they just don't 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:41.990 sleep sometimes they really don't. And I don't know why 0:20:41.990 --> 0:20:44.420 that didn't sit like I don't know why I wasn't 0:20:44.420 --> 0:20:46.430 ready for that. We tried, I guess in the back 0:20:46.430 --> 0:20:48.260 of my mind I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:20:48.350 --> 0:20:50.720 They'll have to get tired eventually. They don't. 0:20:50.750 --> 0:20:53.570 You guys don't you know about that thing where you like, 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:55.940 pat them and hold them and pat them, and then 0:20:55.940 --> 0:20:58.550 they'll go to sleep after that. But sometimes they just don't. 0:20:59.750 --> 0:21:02.869 And that's. Those are the moments where you go, oh, 0:21:02.990 --> 0:21:06.230 that's this thing's mine. Yeah. I have to sort this out. 0:21:06.350 --> 0:21:09.290 The the fun. Look, Jack, I saw the beautiful. You know, 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:11.899 you sent us some amazing photos. Gorgeous picture of, you know, 0:21:11.930 --> 0:21:14.360 you and B and she clearly done an amazing job. 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:17.990 You're there with your job. You're there with your boy. 0:21:17.990 --> 0:21:20.929 It's the day one photo. I just want you to 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:23.750 mark these words, okay? Because I've looked back at my 0:21:23.750 --> 0:21:26.300 day one photo with sunny, who's now nearly eight years old. 0:21:26.300 --> 0:21:27.979 I've looked back at my day one photo of my 0:21:27.980 --> 0:21:31.100 first born, and you will absolutely think, and you're ripe 0:21:31.100 --> 0:21:34.370 for it. In your photo, you're going to think, gee, 0:21:34.369 --> 0:21:39.550 I had a lot of hair and gee Not a 0:21:39.550 --> 0:21:42.520 lot of it was gray. I was a young man. 0:21:43.060 --> 0:21:44.800 Look at that. I was a boy. I was a 0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:47.860 boy with a baby. And I look back. I look 0:21:47.859 --> 0:21:49.750 back at my day one photo now, and I go, 0:21:49.780 --> 0:21:52.330 was I dyeing my hair? I just I guess I 0:21:52.330 --> 0:21:54.640 just had no gray hair. 0:21:54.700 --> 0:21:55.960 Just just some. 0:21:55.960 --> 0:21:59.139 Sleep. I already felt like I've aged since that photo 0:21:59.140 --> 0:22:02.620 because I guess on the first night they sleep a lot. 0:22:02.650 --> 0:22:05.090 Like the first time they're out, they sleep like six 0:22:05.090 --> 0:22:08.290 hours at a time. So that was taken the next 0:22:08.290 --> 0:22:10.600 morning and I was fresh. I was like, this isn't 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:11.169 so hard. 0:22:11.260 --> 0:22:13.179 I got this, I thought I would, I thought, I 0:22:13.180 --> 0:22:16.359 thought I'd be the best at this. I had an. 0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:16.870 Inkling to be. 0:22:16.869 --> 0:22:20.380 Natural. I did have an inkling of the parents was 0:22:20.380 --> 0:22:23.590 looking for. How are you going, Jack? With the learning, 0:22:23.590 --> 0:22:26.109 the holds of the baby. And like, is it, is it, 0:22:26.140 --> 0:22:27.879 is it? Are you nervous, like with the baby in 0:22:27.880 --> 0:22:29.980 your arms now, or are you guys sinking into one 0:22:29.980 --> 0:22:31.390 one thing now? 0:22:31.420 --> 0:22:34.510 Bianca is very careful with him. I feel like I'm 0:22:34.510 --> 0:22:37.240 already cavalier and, you know, throwing him up and down 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:38.109 and moving him with. 0:22:38.109 --> 0:22:39.640 One finger like a basketball. 0:22:40.390 --> 0:22:43.690 Trick. Baby moves all around the world. I mean. 0:22:43.780 --> 0:22:48.250 How many babies had you held before this? Because my 0:22:48.670 --> 0:22:51.010 first baby two weeks ago. Wow. Yeah. 0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:54.520 Honestly, not many, but my brother just had a baby 0:22:54.550 --> 0:22:58.240 nine months ago, so that was kind of a great training. 0:22:58.270 --> 0:23:00.429 I even changed his nappy, so I had to change 0:23:00.430 --> 0:23:03.070 one nappy. Held him a couple of times. You ready? 0:23:03.070 --> 0:23:04.390 And I'm ready to go. 0:23:04.570 --> 0:23:07.510 Basically it's basically like, um. Yes, we had a flat 0:23:07.510 --> 0:23:12.430 tire once, so I think I'm ready to drive formula one. Jack, 0:23:12.430 --> 0:23:14.680 I remember one of my one thing that's always stuck 0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:16.720 in my mind, and I actually still say this to 0:23:16.750 --> 0:23:19.689 sunny in my head and out loud at home, and 0:23:19.690 --> 0:23:24.460 he doesn't know why. When we first had sunny. So again, like, 0:23:24.490 --> 0:23:27.010 we're talking like, seven years ago. Yeah. You and I 0:23:27.040 --> 0:23:29.650 live very close to each other in Fitzroy, in Melbourne. Yeah. 0:23:29.920 --> 0:23:32.830 And I reckon sunny was like a month old. And 0:23:32.830 --> 0:23:34.030 so I was like, look, we're in a routine now. 0:23:34.030 --> 0:23:35.410 I've got him in the pram and I get like 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:38.410 at this specific time of day. If I take him outside, 0:23:38.410 --> 0:23:40.420 he'll sleep. And if you want to catch up, let's 0:23:40.420 --> 0:23:42.489 do that. So I met you and Bianca at a 0:23:42.490 --> 0:23:44.859 coffee shop. Yeah. And I had sent him the pram, 0:23:44.859 --> 0:23:47.440 and it was. And he had slept. He was asleep 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:48.939 when we got there, and then he kind of woke up, 0:23:48.940 --> 0:23:50.110 and I think it was maybe the first time you'd 0:23:50.109 --> 0:23:53.980 seen sunny. Yeah. And you were not skilled in the 0:23:53.980 --> 0:23:56.230 way of the baby, as you mentioned. You hadn't met 0:23:56.260 --> 0:23:59.200 too many babies. He opened his eyes. I was like, oh, look, 0:23:59.200 --> 0:24:01.780 he's awake if you guys want to meet sunny. And 0:24:02.109 --> 0:24:05.109 he appeared in the in these, like, stroller, these little 0:24:05.140 --> 0:24:08.770 bassinet and you just went, hello, young man. 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:13.270 The king of the kids. 0:24:16.810 --> 0:24:18.940 And I still say that to sunny sometimes in the morning, 0:24:18.940 --> 0:24:20.770 like you come into the kitchen or something, and I 0:24:20.770 --> 0:24:22.630 say he doesn't really know that I'm saying it because 0:24:22.630 --> 0:24:25.060 of you, but I always it's just stuck in my head. 0:24:25.090 --> 0:24:27.130 So I hope you're doing lots of hello young man's. 0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:29.800 Yes, I'll bring that back in. I'm gonna incorporate that again. 0:24:29.830 --> 0:24:31.840 It's very formal way to address your baby. 0:24:31.869 --> 0:24:35.770 Good morning, young man. Yeah. Jack's running a boarding house 0:24:35.770 --> 0:24:38.879 from the 1600s. Oliver Twist is in there. 0:24:39.240 --> 0:24:40.050 Um. Hey, Jacko. 0:24:40.140 --> 0:24:41.790 Refer to me only as Mr. Pope. 0:24:42.060 --> 0:24:42.450 Mr.. 0:24:42.450 --> 0:24:48.300 Father Jacko. Of course. Last week on the show, um, huge. 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:50.130 Or maybe a couple of weeks ago. I can't even 0:24:50.130 --> 0:24:54.060 remember now. Um, baby, baby blue for me. Um, the 0:24:54.060 --> 0:24:56.640 big ask was in play. Let's start with the first 0:24:56.640 --> 0:25:00.899 name for your your baby. Um, what is the. How 0:25:00.900 --> 0:25:03.060 have you. We know now, but for all our listeners. Yeah. 0:25:03.090 --> 0:25:04.650 What is the name of your baby? 0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:07.139 His given name is Gordon. 0:25:07.260 --> 0:25:09.210 Right? Tick. Beautiful. 0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:13.859 And his last name. His last name? Post. Conventional. Conventional. 0:25:14.550 --> 0:25:17.100 Go go go go go. I'm trying to start. 0:25:17.250 --> 0:25:20.639 Yes, I thought that was good. The big ask was 0:25:21.300 --> 0:25:24.270 naming rights to the middle. In the middle. Not obviously 0:25:24.270 --> 0:25:26.760 usurping Bianca's. Was it grandad or dad? 0:25:26.790 --> 0:25:28.889 Giancarlo? Her dad, I believe. Is that correct? 0:25:28.980 --> 0:25:31.530 Dad? Yep. Yeah. He has his grandfather's name as a 0:25:31.530 --> 0:25:32.939 middle name so far. 0:25:32.970 --> 0:25:33.420 Gordon. 0:25:33.420 --> 0:25:35.540 Gordon. Gian Carlo. 0:25:36.530 --> 0:25:40.790 Now, is there any additional name alongside Gian Carlo? 0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:46.790 There is a blank space and then post. 0:25:47.300 --> 0:25:48.620 So there's room for your name. 0:25:49.430 --> 0:25:53.000 Do you mean a space like a one character wide space? 0:25:53.630 --> 0:25:56.209 One character wide? As in John Carlo finishes on the 0:25:56.210 --> 0:25:59.600 O base post. No room for anything. 0:25:59.810 --> 0:26:02.960 Are you trying to sell into Andy that that space 0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:04.190 represents him. 0:26:06.260 --> 0:26:08.149 Jacko. Was it discussed? 0:26:08.690 --> 0:26:12.830 Yes it was. You know what? It didn't. It wasn't 0:26:12.830 --> 0:26:15.140 even a discussion with Bianca. Ten minutes in the car, 0:26:15.140 --> 0:26:17.389 on the way home from the podcast, I thought, you 0:26:17.390 --> 0:26:19.160 know what? I'm not going to do that. 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:24.139 I can't believe you even entertained. We were sitting there 0:26:24.140 --> 0:26:25.670 being like, oh, hey, let me make my case. I 0:26:25.670 --> 0:26:27.830 was like, Andy, he's not going to deny it. Even 0:26:27.830 --> 0:26:30.530 if somehow if Jack believes this, imagine Jack in the 0:26:30.530 --> 0:26:32.660 hospital as you went to fill out the birth certificate. 0:26:32.660 --> 0:26:35.530 If you went. Oh, sorry, I didn't mention, but we're 0:26:35.530 --> 0:26:37.540 doing a thing on the show where for me to 0:26:37.570 --> 0:26:40.149 not feel guilty about losing something. Yes, we need to 0:26:40.150 --> 0:26:41.290 slide Andy in there as well. 0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.480 So the big ask is still in play. It's back. 0:26:43.510 --> 0:26:46.330 I'll throw this at you just on a whim then. Jacko, 0:26:46.780 --> 0:26:51.040 your middle name. You don't have. 0:26:51.040 --> 0:26:51.910 One. You don't have. 0:26:51.910 --> 0:26:54.220 One. I'll pay for it. 0:26:54.490 --> 0:26:56.380 That would be more appropriate. 0:26:56.410 --> 0:26:59.440 No, I and no. Only because. 0:26:59.470 --> 0:27:00.010 I don't want to. 0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:03.340 Fuss with the passports. Like getting driver's licences. 0:27:03.340 --> 0:27:05.380 Represent more admin for you. This is a man. 0:27:05.710 --> 0:27:07.930 This is a man that couldn't even be bothered remembering 0:27:07.960 --> 0:27:12.280 12 words. When $100,000 was at stake for a bitcoin. 0:27:12.820 --> 0:27:14.379 We know he's not going to fill out a form. 0:27:14.380 --> 0:27:16.270 Jacko, will you be back next week? 0:27:16.330 --> 0:27:18.220 I'll be back. I'll see you guys in there next week. 0:27:18.220 --> 0:27:18.609 Thank you. 0:27:18.850 --> 0:27:21.370 Oh, shame because I had the beard ready today, but 0:27:21.369 --> 0:27:23.920 now I guess I could. I'll do some final touches 0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.680 on knitting Gopu's beard. 0:27:26.859 --> 0:27:29.350 It can always get longer. That beard can always get longer. 0:27:29.350 --> 0:27:30.220 So keep knitting. 0:27:30.250 --> 0:27:32.859 I'm more refining the edges. Now. Let's not get too 0:27:32.890 --> 0:27:33.910 carried away with the barley. 0:27:33.910 --> 0:27:34.870 Stubble, my friend. 0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:38.679 Jack, could you send me a picture of your. I'm 0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:42.730 assuming we have, um, same size hands. Your hand cupping 0:27:42.730 --> 0:27:46.149 his ear to ear. Just so I make sure I 0:27:46.150 --> 0:27:48.460 know I've got the dimensions right as I knit this beard. 0:27:48.490 --> 0:27:49.480 Is that possible? 0:27:49.510 --> 0:27:51.399 I'll take the photo right after this. Thank you. 0:27:51.430 --> 0:27:59.350 Thank you. Jack. Congrats mate. See ya guys. And we're 0:27:59.350 --> 0:28:04.449 about to head upstairs because Angus Brayshaw, AFL premiership player 0:28:04.450 --> 0:28:06.670 for the Melbourne Football Club. He's in the building, he's 0:28:06.670 --> 0:28:09.220 in the building and he put together a special skill 0:28:09.220 --> 0:28:13.330 where he can pour wine in three different types of glasses, 0:28:13.330 --> 0:28:14.980 but they all go. The wine will go up to 0:28:15.010 --> 0:28:17.830 the same level, not the same amount, but the same 0:28:17.830 --> 0:28:20.410 level across the three glasses when they bought back together. 0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:24.820 Distance from table to meniscus. The word that Mike enjoyed 0:28:24.820 --> 0:28:27.220 us using a lot last time. The top of the fluid. 0:28:27.700 --> 0:28:29.680 He's upstairs. Let's go. Let's pick this up. Up there. 0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:32.770 What goes up a level today, doesn't it? This is. 0:28:32.770 --> 0:28:33.400 Professional. 0:28:33.430 --> 0:28:38.650 A professional athlete in under the pressure of a special 0:28:38.650 --> 0:28:40.570 skill on the Hamish Nerdy podcast. I gotta say. 0:28:40.570 --> 0:28:42.370 Right now he looks pretty good. Angus Brayshaw, welcome to 0:28:42.370 --> 0:28:42.880 the show. 0:28:43.090 --> 0:28:44.140 Feels good to. 0:28:44.140 --> 0:28:46.030 And what's the old adage? 0:28:46.060 --> 0:28:47.050 Look good, feel good. 0:28:47.410 --> 0:28:48.100 All good. 0:28:48.190 --> 0:28:49.090 All good, all good. 0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:52.120 Yeah. Slosh good. Slosh level. Swirl good. You are here 0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:55.210 for your wine skill. Now, you came to the show 0:28:55.210 --> 0:28:58.180 in a slightly unorthodox way by contacting the show personally 0:28:58.210 --> 0:28:59.710 to say I'm not sure what the etiquette is on this, 0:28:59.710 --> 0:29:02.290 but I feel I've got something I can offer. Sure. 0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:05.020 But we've since reviewed that and we're like, it's a 0:29:05.020 --> 0:29:09.160 bit lost touch of us to, uh, just let any old, 0:29:09.190 --> 0:29:12.190 you know, celebrity contact the show and come in. But 0:29:12.190 --> 0:29:13.990 we liked it. We like the feeling of it. We loved. 0:29:13.990 --> 0:29:16.330 It. The door remains open for other celebrities. Very happy 0:29:16.330 --> 0:29:18.280 to do that. For a professional sports player, if you 0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:20.560 were a professional in any field. Absolutely. The back door. 0:29:20.590 --> 0:29:23.710 Not any field. Not any field. Not any field. 0:29:24.580 --> 0:29:25.510 I'm a top lawyer. 0:29:25.540 --> 0:29:27.520 You're not going to find a better roof taller than me. 0:29:28.750 --> 0:29:30.460 So. But if you. 0:29:30.480 --> 0:29:30.960 Are. 0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:34.070 Late at something like Beyoncé. She can backdoor it. 0:29:34.100 --> 0:29:36.830 Absolutely. That's been a show policy for years. 0:29:36.950 --> 0:29:38.360 She's got an open invite. Yep. 0:29:38.450 --> 0:29:39.560 Um. Standing invite. 0:29:39.590 --> 0:29:42.590 Be careful if you reach out, if you're the best 0:29:42.590 --> 0:29:44.990 at something and we're not that into it, it might 0:29:44.990 --> 0:29:46.550 not give you that that straight access. 0:29:46.580 --> 0:29:49.370 The reason I was interested, Angus, because obviously as a 0:29:49.370 --> 0:29:53.900 premiership winning, um, AFL footballer, hand-eye coordination is a big 0:29:53.900 --> 0:29:56.360 part of your job. Yes, it has to be. It 0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:58.400 has to be, right? So you're born with it. You 0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:01.040 train for it. Could we see something magical here in 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:03.050 your special skill? Can you give it to us in 0:30:03.050 --> 0:30:05.570 a nutshell? Less of a special skill. 0:30:05.570 --> 0:30:09.200 From my perspective, it's just a poor. It goes level. 0:30:09.290 --> 0:30:10.730 It gets drunk. Wow. 0:30:10.820 --> 0:30:13.790 Okay, so like Superman going, hey, to me, it's. I 0:30:13.790 --> 0:30:15.739 don't really see it as flying around. I just see 0:30:15.740 --> 0:30:18.320 it as getting from A to B. Yeah. If you 0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:21.680 think it's impressive. Sure, sure. That's just how I move 0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.150 I fly. Yeah. So, um. 0:30:23.150 --> 0:30:25.820 So I pour it to the same level, and we've got, uh, 0:30:25.820 --> 0:30:26.990 a few different glasses there. 0:30:26.990 --> 0:30:29.630 So three different wine glasses. We bought one in each. Um, 0:30:29.630 --> 0:30:32.270 Jack was meant to be in, uh. But he's away 0:30:32.270 --> 0:30:34.820 at the moment with kid, so Mike will be stepping in. 0:30:34.850 --> 0:30:37.100 We're going to be at opposite ends of the table. 0:30:37.130 --> 0:30:39.830 Angus is going to pour the wine, and we're going 0:30:39.830 --> 0:30:42.770 to make it very clear. It doesn't. Not the wine. 0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.350 It's red wine. That'll be definitely red in colour. That 0:30:45.350 --> 0:30:45.530 would be. 0:30:45.530 --> 0:30:47.960 A reverse Jesus if we made it clear. Turning wine 0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:50.450 into water. I don't have that skill. That's not what 0:30:50.450 --> 0:30:52.610 I submitted. Jesus, if you're listening, we have a policy 0:30:52.610 --> 0:30:54.830 about celebrities, and you're welcome to come on the show. 0:30:54.830 --> 0:30:57.230 Whether you turn water into wine or the other way round. 0:30:57.500 --> 0:30:59.870 It's not the amount. You aren't going to pour the 0:30:59.870 --> 0:31:03.560 same amount in every wine glass level. Yeah, it's to 0:31:03.590 --> 0:31:06.620 the same level. So someone might have a smaller glass. 0:31:06.650 --> 0:31:08.420 We'll end up with less wine, but when we bring 0:31:08.420 --> 0:31:11.270 all the glasses back together, there'll be a spirit level, 0:31:11.300 --> 0:31:13.940 a ruler that we could run across. All of them. Yeah, absolutely. 0:31:14.630 --> 0:31:17.960 Henceforth, going public with this? Yep. Um, it's going to 0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:19.070 be hard to pour. 0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:19.550 Another. 0:31:19.550 --> 0:31:21.260 Bottle in peace. I'm prepared for that. I've done the 0:31:21.260 --> 0:31:22.670 cost benefit analysis. You may. 0:31:22.700 --> 0:31:24.560 You may never pour again. Well. 0:31:25.070 --> 0:31:27.230 But that is why we salute. Whether you have played 0:31:27.230 --> 0:31:29.770 sport at an elite level or you are like, you know, 0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:31.480 all the people that come on for the special skills. 0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.670 That's why we salute them and we support them because 0:31:33.670 --> 0:31:37.000 you sticking your head above the parapet, above the castle walls, 0:31:37.030 --> 0:31:39.160 and you could get an arrow through the eyes. You 0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:40.510 could also get a hero. 0:31:40.540 --> 0:31:41.980 Catch an arrow with your teeth and spit it back. 0:31:42.340 --> 0:31:44.800 With your teeth, and earn a coin that could make 0:31:44.800 --> 0:31:47.380 the kid make the king happy. So you salute the 0:31:47.380 --> 0:31:50.440 courage of all our special skills. And you're you're no different. 0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:52.780 I suppose the difference here between this and playing an 0:31:52.780 --> 0:31:55.150 AFL game is that's a team sport. Sure. It's just 0:31:55.150 --> 0:31:58.240 you're against another team. You're only against yourself. Here, look. 0:31:58.270 --> 0:32:00.370 Before we get started, because I, um, the thing came 0:32:00.370 --> 0:32:02.680 out last Thursday, the last podcast was last Thursday, and 0:32:02.680 --> 0:32:04.630 I've had a lot of backlash of sorts. 0:32:04.780 --> 0:32:05.890 Oh, really? People? 0:32:05.890 --> 0:32:09.130 Just people that are speaking to me about what? Poppy. Yeah, 0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:10.450 that sort of thing. So there's a few things I 0:32:10.450 --> 0:32:13.120 wanted to get off. Uh, prepared statement. Well, no, just 0:32:13.150 --> 0:32:14.500 because I thought of them at the time. 0:32:14.500 --> 0:32:15.670 And I was like, you've got notes. 0:32:15.700 --> 0:32:17.350 Over the week. I was like, gee, that doesn't sit 0:32:17.350 --> 0:32:18.640 well with me. So we can just talk them out. 0:32:18.640 --> 0:32:21.520 The first one, um, a lot of people are lost. 0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:24.760 Common touching with me. Um, yeah. Because I'm this is 0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:27.250 a wine related skill and that's true putting it out there. 0:32:27.250 --> 0:32:30.700 But I would say, let's not discount what wine has 0:32:30.700 --> 0:32:32.170 done from the. If you look at the path from 0:32:32.170 --> 0:32:35.470 common boyhood to common manhood, if you haven't had a 0:32:35.470 --> 0:32:38.290 sack of cask wine in the sack over the journey, 0:32:38.320 --> 0:32:40.150 can you really be common? So I've got this shirt here. 0:32:40.150 --> 0:32:41.530 I've been given this shirt to wear. 0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:42.940 You were giving your lost touch shirt. 0:32:43.330 --> 0:32:45.880 That upsets me because if I've still got my first 0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:47.080 goon hanging up in my room. 0:32:47.110 --> 0:32:49.180 Okay, let's let let me put this to you. That 0:32:49.180 --> 0:32:51.970 has to be. How often have you done this skill 0:32:51.970 --> 0:32:53.020 with a cask? 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:57.430 So my second point. I just wanted to bring him 0:32:57.430 --> 0:32:58.270 up just to talk about. 0:32:59.380 --> 0:33:01.660 You, demanded Grange today, so I assumed. 0:33:01.690 --> 0:33:03.910 Well, I actually spoke to Carly and said, should I 0:33:03.940 --> 0:33:05.979 get something to thank? And, you know, the boys have me. 0:33:05.980 --> 0:33:09.040 And she said, Andy only drinks Grange. I was like, 0:33:09.070 --> 0:33:10.750 that's a bit. That's a bit too much for me. 0:33:10.750 --> 0:33:14.200 Um H&R currency yeah. Is that that's that's a coin 0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.240 you've minted? Yep. If I do this. 0:33:16.270 --> 0:33:16.720 You'll get. 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:18.100 Yourself you'll get a coin. 0:33:18.220 --> 0:33:19.810 And that buys me. 0:33:20.140 --> 0:33:23.140 Well on the back it is pegged to Bitcoin. 0:33:23.260 --> 0:33:24.730 But you have to find your own. 0:33:24.760 --> 0:33:29.250 We can't stress this enough. The. roof. On the back 0:33:29.250 --> 0:33:31.380 of the coin, it says one H&R coin equals one 0:33:31.410 --> 0:33:35.430 BTC because that's our feeling. Sure. And if you can 0:33:35.430 --> 0:33:37.680 find that in the secondary market, good luck to you. 0:33:37.710 --> 0:33:39.600 Can it be? There is no reserve Bank. Sure. You 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:42.120 cannot sell it back to the show for that amount. 0:33:42.150 --> 0:33:44.640 And as we always say jokingly, it is equal to 0:33:44.670 --> 0:33:45.810 one Bitcoin just ticking. 0:33:45.810 --> 0:33:47.280 Off in my head what the lawyers told us. And 0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:47.850 I think we've got it. 0:33:48.180 --> 0:33:48.570 Good for that. 0:33:48.630 --> 0:33:49.200 We had yes. 0:33:49.470 --> 0:33:52.140 One just had an incident where someone sort of just 0:33:52.140 --> 0:33:54.210 missed the missed the joke a little bit. And it's 0:33:54.210 --> 0:33:56.790 not it isn't a joke. It is, it is, but 0:33:56.790 --> 0:33:59.310 it isn't. It is. It legally is. Yeah. 0:34:02.970 --> 0:34:05.580 Stage is set. Yeah. Angus is at one end of 0:34:05.580 --> 0:34:08.010 the boardroom. Mike, you've got a glass in front of you. 0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:08.940 How are you feeling, Mike? 0:34:09.030 --> 0:34:10.590 Feeling good and thirsty. 0:34:11.670 --> 0:34:14.759 Gosh. How often do you say that? 0:34:14.790 --> 0:34:16.890 So you've been to a wine bar before, Mike? 0:34:17.820 --> 0:34:20.100 I've never said that before. I just thought it would 0:34:20.100 --> 0:34:21.509 fit what we were doing. 0:34:22.290 --> 0:34:23.220 So if you. 0:34:23.219 --> 0:34:24.180 Go to a dinner party. 0:34:24.180 --> 0:34:26.100 And you sat down and someone was like, would you 0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:27.830 like a glass of wine? Have you ever said something 0:34:27.830 --> 0:34:28.280 like that? 0:34:28.310 --> 0:34:31.160 I don't drink wine. Really? More of a beer, guy. 0:34:31.820 --> 0:34:33.950 Well, you covered really well. Often at a cellar door. 0:34:33.980 --> 0:34:37.220 People will be, like, very thirsty. Can you give me. And. Good. Yeah. 0:34:37.310 --> 0:34:39.590 Your most thirst quenching wine, please. 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:42.680 Um. Take us away, Angus. In your own time? Sure. Well, 0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:43.310 the first one. 0:34:43.580 --> 0:34:44.750 Has to be the easiest, right? 0:34:44.780 --> 0:34:46.010 First one to walk in the park. 0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:47.690 So nice and easy. 0:34:48.230 --> 0:34:51.170 Oh. Oh. Few dribbles, few dribbles before he gets in. 0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:52.250 That's okay. 0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:52.910 Okay. 0:34:53.090 --> 0:34:53.870 Now, this is, um. 0:34:53.900 --> 0:34:55.250 That's a nice slow pour. 0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:57.080 This one was a little bit smaller than the rest 0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:58.250 of them, so I'm just going a little bit over. 0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:01.100 That's not a glass I'd probably pour usually. But yeah 0:35:01.130 --> 0:35:01.580 it was it was. 0:35:01.580 --> 0:35:02.000 A smaller. 0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:04.820 Glass. And I'm just gonna relax a little bit. Okay. 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:06.680 I didn't know relaxing was part of it. 0:35:07.790 --> 0:35:10.550 So do you normally sit back and take the other 0:35:10.550 --> 0:35:12.469 glasses in for people just listening? 0:35:12.739 --> 0:35:15.109 Just just so you know, this doesn't normally happen at 0:35:15.110 --> 0:35:19.190 a restaurant. The waiter has a separate table where he goes, 0:35:19.460 --> 0:35:22.069 just gets, gets off the old pins for a while 0:35:22.070 --> 0:35:22.850 and rest the legs. 0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:25.609 I'll tell you what again, Professional athlete. 0:35:25.610 --> 0:35:26.480 They know when to rest. They know. 0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:27.350 When to rest. 0:35:27.380 --> 0:35:28.430 But also recovery. 0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:31.549 Sizing things up, Angus made his way to the right 0:35:31.580 --> 0:35:33.800 hand corner. Well, this is where the chair was and 0:35:33.830 --> 0:35:37.130 has sat down and now is taking in his first pour. 0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:39.319 I bet, I bet he's doing a lot of calculations 0:35:39.350 --> 0:35:39.620 I made. 0:35:39.620 --> 0:35:41.000 I feel like you know what I feel like Angus 0:35:41.030 --> 0:35:43.070 is doing like a magician when he does patter. Yeah, 0:35:43.370 --> 0:35:45.980 I'm just having a chat. Really? He's selecting the ace 0:35:45.980 --> 0:35:47.480 of spades behind his back. 0:35:47.510 --> 0:35:50.210 Okay. He's picked this one up this time. I thought 0:35:50.210 --> 0:35:51.530 he would definitely pour. 0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:53.720 Well, that is really impressive. 0:35:54.020 --> 0:35:57.049 Well, I thought what he was potentially doing is going along, 0:35:57.050 --> 0:36:01.880 getting eye level across the table by sitting down. Oh, 0:36:01.910 --> 0:36:05.060 he's poured another one. It looks pretty good. 0:36:05.330 --> 0:36:08.060 This looks pretty good. That is amazing I'm happy with that. 0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.160 That's amazing that you picked it up. 0:36:10.190 --> 0:36:11.779 He looks he's picked it up. Now he's having a 0:36:11.780 --> 0:36:14.120 look at the last one. He's down at Hamish's glass. 0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:14.930 Now there was. 0:36:14.930 --> 0:36:16.460 About swirling the bottle. He's feeling the weight. 0:36:17.270 --> 0:36:19.730 I'll be honest with you. This is it. It comes down. 0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:22.130 That feels good. That first one. Yeah. This has to 0:36:22.130 --> 0:36:23.989 be the most weird looking of all. 0:36:23.989 --> 0:36:25.750 It is. This is a glass that kind of. It's 0:36:25.780 --> 0:36:28.150 almost square, isn't it? Like it goes out square bottom 0:36:28.210 --> 0:36:29.410 bottom flanges out. 0:36:29.410 --> 0:36:33.880 And Angus is now some 3.2m away from his original paw. 0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.250 So it'd be very hard to tell how high. 0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:37.780 That he has picked up. I just want people to 0:36:37.810 --> 0:36:40.960 understand the difficulty. He's not keeping it on the table 0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.510 so he can get an eyeline or anything. This is 0:36:43.510 --> 0:36:47.020 all weight, all feel pure hand-eye. Yeah. It's just touch 0:36:47.020 --> 0:36:47.500 and feel. 0:36:47.530 --> 0:36:49.120 Just touch and feel. I mean, the zone in the 0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:52.810 flow state. Pun intended. Because the wines. I'm gonna. I'm 0:36:52.810 --> 0:36:53.410 about to do it. 0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:53.770 Okay? 0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:55.540 He's gonna. He's gonna do it. Here we go, here 0:36:55.540 --> 0:36:59.740 we go. This picks the glass noses level. 0:36:59.770 --> 0:37:01.870 Does he know he's the height of the stem? Hand 0:37:01.900 --> 0:37:04.660 shaking a little bit. So the is it's overtaking him 0:37:04.660 --> 0:37:06.130 a little bit. The pressure. 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.890 Does he have enough wine left? He does, he does. 0:37:09.940 --> 0:37:11.290 It's a big glass. 0:37:12.520 --> 0:37:15.310 Oh, no. He's giggled. He's giggled and dribbled. 0:37:15.910 --> 0:37:18.370 That looks pretty good as well. How are you feeling 0:37:18.370 --> 0:37:20.050 about it? Do you want to top it up or. 0:37:21.219 --> 0:37:22.450 It is. Probably just have. 0:37:22.450 --> 0:37:25.120 To clunky way to move to pull one back up 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:25.480 a little bit. 0:37:25.900 --> 0:37:29.740 You can place it down that end. This is exciting. Okay. 0:37:29.770 --> 0:37:31.180 Swing around. Hamstring. To be honest. 0:37:31.180 --> 0:37:31.960 With you, gents. 0:37:31.989 --> 0:37:35.620 You're feeling good about it. Let's move in Mike's class 0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:37.390 onto the plinth. 0:37:38.469 --> 0:37:42.370 I reckon that was criminal. 0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:48.759 Wow. One centimetre over. Wow. It's like the three bears. Oh, 0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:51.399 and that's pretty good. Two and three are pretty close. 0:37:51.700 --> 0:37:52.840 Glasses were the. 0:37:53.350 --> 0:37:54.460 It was. Missed it by a mile. 0:37:54.489 --> 0:37:55.300 I've missed that first one. 0:37:55.330 --> 0:37:56.379 You kicked it out in the full. 0:37:57.550 --> 0:38:01.210 That is it's almost a different game, isn't it. Yeah. 0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:03.640 Is it close to double the amount recorded? 0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:07.450 Unfortunately, yeah. I mean, I know what I'm looking at. 0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:09.790 There's no way that's a it's not a pass. But 0:38:09.790 --> 0:38:11.380 let's point out the. 0:38:11.860 --> 0:38:14.800 We can go into the excuse making phase if you want. Absolutely. Yes. 0:38:14.830 --> 0:38:16.810 We're now in the excuse making phase. Let's just look 0:38:16.810 --> 0:38:17.259 at the glass. 0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:19.030 The glass. I point to the glass side. 0:38:19.330 --> 0:38:21.160 You'd never have a glass that small in your life. 0:38:21.190 --> 0:38:23.040 You and I and I were our lost touch. Yeah, 0:38:23.070 --> 0:38:25.410 and we don't drink out of probably glasses. That small? 0:38:25.500 --> 0:38:25.830 Tiny. 0:38:25.860 --> 0:38:27.239 That's a thimble, isn't it? 0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.300 Yeah. So that might be against it. Look, Angus, no 0:38:30.300 --> 0:38:32.430 coin for you. We will give you a token of 0:38:32.430 --> 0:38:32.940 no value. 0:38:32.969 --> 0:38:35.850 Are they the same? They can't be the same if 0:38:35.850 --> 0:38:37.140 they're called tokens of no value. 0:38:37.170 --> 0:38:38.160 No, no it's not. 0:38:38.190 --> 0:38:40.830 They have no value. Absolutely no value. You can attach 0:38:40.860 --> 0:38:43.259 value to it at a later date. Sentimental value. 0:38:43.290 --> 0:38:44.490 But not we won't remember it. 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:46.950 It doesn't come with any pre-loaded. Yeah. It's like a 0:38:46.950 --> 0:38:49.500 prepaid SIM that has $0 credit on it. 0:38:50.730 --> 0:38:51.930 But thanks for coming in, buddy. 0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:52.589 Absolute pleasure. 0:38:52.830 --> 0:38:54.210 It did look good. It did look. 0:38:54.210 --> 0:38:57.960 Good. I'm happy with the big glasses. Devastating. 0:39:01.950 --> 0:39:03.960 And I've had a lot of fun today. Yeah. 0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:08.069 Well done, by the way. Uh, multimedia, Mick still kneeling 0:39:08.070 --> 0:39:08.819 high as. 0:39:09.390 --> 0:39:11.040 I like it when you bow your head and clasp 0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:13.020 your hands, because then it does look like praying. 0:39:13.350 --> 0:39:15.900 Still the highest vantage point we've ever had. Someone press 0:39:15.900 --> 0:39:16.350 the buttons. 0:39:16.350 --> 0:39:18.570 We hope you've been able to see threats before they 0:39:18.570 --> 0:39:21.810 arise from your vantage point and we thank you for 0:39:21.810 --> 0:39:26.009 not using it to rain down too much. Um, too 0:39:26.010 --> 0:39:27.150 many punishments upon us. 0:39:27.180 --> 0:39:27.990 You're welcome. 0:39:27.989 --> 0:39:29.790 I think you've done a great job on this show. 0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:32.520 And not just this show in particular, but over the 0:39:32.550 --> 0:39:36.840 whole period. Yeah, um, you're a special guy, and I 0:39:36.840 --> 0:39:38.730 know that we often get you in on a whim. 0:39:38.940 --> 0:39:41.070 You know, you're sort of you're you're, you know, you're 0:39:41.070 --> 0:39:42.660 someone like, oh, the thought pops into my head and 0:39:42.660 --> 0:39:44.700 we go, Mark would be great for that. It sort 0:39:44.730 --> 0:39:45.960 of occurred to me the other day, we're doing this 0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:48.330 whole three Wise Men thing for Jack. We're all making 0:39:48.330 --> 0:39:50.070 him presents. You know, we've done plenty of stuff for 0:39:50.100 --> 0:39:51.750 me and Andy before on the show. 0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:53.910 We've actually got to give out your certificates because it was. 0:39:53.940 --> 0:39:55.860 I couldn't believe it. Huge demand. 0:39:55.860 --> 0:39:56.190 For those. 0:39:56.219 --> 0:39:58.590 Huge demand for your certificates in future weeks. 0:39:58.620 --> 0:40:01.590 A great example of Mike's selflessness because he's doing it 0:40:01.590 --> 0:40:03.930 for the listener. You know, anytime we've needed, you know, 0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:07.980 a Pokemon question, a Harry Potter question, touch typing, all 0:40:07.980 --> 0:40:09.930 these skills, you know, it's not just to. 0:40:09.930 --> 0:40:11.460 Get egg boiling, egg. 0:40:11.489 --> 0:40:13.410 Boiling, you know? Yeah. Outside the studio. 0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:16.110 He's using it as his only black mark on his. 0:40:16.140 --> 0:40:17.250 He couldn't boil an egg. 0:40:17.370 --> 0:40:19.859 But the rest, you know, the Pokemon, the Harry Potter, 0:40:19.890 --> 0:40:24.360 all the, you know, all the babe, babe impressing stuff. Yeah, 0:40:24.510 --> 0:40:28.739 he's he's got it. But. And I thought we never do. 0:40:28.770 --> 0:40:30.870 We've never actually done something for Mike. No. Do you 0:40:30.870 --> 0:40:32.580 know what I mean? And I saw the beautiful effort 0:40:32.580 --> 0:40:34.620 you put into the certificate. And I was like, you know, 0:40:34.650 --> 0:40:37.410 he's got he's done Photoshop. I want to get something 0:40:37.410 --> 0:40:38.400 for Mike. 0:40:38.580 --> 0:40:40.800 It's amazing. Mike went home, told me he'd done this, 0:40:40.830 --> 0:40:41.609 and I said. 0:40:42.060 --> 0:40:42.630 What are you thinking? 0:40:42.660 --> 0:40:43.530 He's like, this is awesome. 0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:46.290 Beautiful, mate. And it's like, yeah, it's not the cheapest. Yeah, 0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:50.790 but he's worth it. Yeah. I organised a bespoke thing. 0:40:50.790 --> 0:40:52.200 That's why it's taken a little while. I actually wanted 0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:54.270 it for the start of the year. But it is 0:40:54.270 --> 0:40:55.680 a statue. 0:40:55.710 --> 0:40:56.370 Yeah. 0:40:56.400 --> 0:41:01.739 Of you from a company that actually makes bespoke. Kind 0:41:01.739 --> 0:41:05.940 of like bobble heads. Yeah. And I'll let you unwrap it. Awesome. 0:41:05.969 --> 0:41:07.379 Be careful here. 0:41:07.770 --> 0:41:11.640 Okay. I'm just grabbing it now. It's covered in a 0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:12.509 lot of paper. 0:41:12.540 --> 0:41:15.630 You're really careful. That's Mike. And I thought what does 0:41:15.630 --> 0:41:19.330 Mike like? Mike likes bike riding. Let's get a bobblehead 0:41:19.330 --> 0:41:21.940 of Mike that you can have on your desk. That's 0:41:21.940 --> 0:41:24.250 from me and Andy. Yeah. And we went. 0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:27.819 I don't love bike riding. Where'd you get that from? Oh, you. 0:41:27.820 --> 0:41:28.569 Like you like to ride. 0:41:28.570 --> 0:41:32.020 A bike? I've got a bike. I ride it occasionally. It's. 0:41:32.170 --> 0:41:34.150 I hope we got the model correct on your bike. 0:41:34.180 --> 0:41:37.780 It's really nice. Thanks, Hamish. That's really generous. 0:41:37.810 --> 0:41:39.190 How's the likeness, do you reckon? 0:41:39.219 --> 0:41:42.100 Yeah, it's not bad. I don't have blue eyes, so 0:41:42.130 --> 0:41:43.630 I don't know why the eyes are blue. 0:41:43.690 --> 0:41:45.250 That might have been lost in translation. I might have 0:41:45.250 --> 0:41:48.609 sent them a low res photo, but. Yeah, that's just from. 0:41:48.670 --> 0:41:52.000 That's just from me. That's just from me and Andy. 0:41:52.030 --> 0:41:53.170 What's the joke? 0:41:53.170 --> 0:41:56.500 No, there's no joke. Can't. Can't some friends give another 0:41:56.500 --> 0:41:59.260 friend a beautiful bike statue on here? 0:41:59.290 --> 0:42:00.879 It looks so much like Mike. 0:42:00.910 --> 0:42:03.280 It says Santa Cruz on the bike. 0:42:03.310 --> 0:42:04.780 Is that the kind of bike you own? 0:42:04.810 --> 0:42:06.009 No, I own a black. 0:42:06.040 --> 0:42:08.140 I have a Santa Cruz bike, so. 0:42:08.170 --> 0:42:11.710 Ah, okay, so this is a bobblehead of you that 0:42:11.710 --> 0:42:15.010 you had made. That's why it has blue eyes. And look, 0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:18.460 it actually, it actually does. You it sort of does 0:42:18.460 --> 0:42:21.190 look like me. So like you could get away with so. 0:42:21.190 --> 0:42:21.910 Much like. 0:42:21.910 --> 0:42:23.529 Mine does look bad for. 0:42:23.530 --> 0:42:23.800 You. 0:42:24.340 --> 0:42:26.320 For those damn eyes. We would have got away with this. 0:42:26.350 --> 0:42:29.230 It looks more like me. Me than Hamish. Except the 0:42:29.230 --> 0:42:30.969 blue eyes, I reckon. So. Do you. 0:42:30.969 --> 0:42:33.129 Know what? Damn, damn those. 0:42:33.130 --> 0:42:35.650 Eyes for the past. Like week on the run sheet 0:42:35.650 --> 0:42:38.350 for this show. It said question for Mike. Is this 0:42:38.350 --> 0:42:39.879 the question that you're giving me? 0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:42.489 This? The question is, do you agree that we're great 0:42:42.489 --> 0:42:45.279 friends for organizing this personalized statue of you? No. 0:42:45.280 --> 0:42:48.850 I think you've regifted this. Someone gave this to you. 0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:50.440 I mean, shock, because it's. 0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:51.100 So much like I. 0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:53.950 Said, I got someone made him a bobble head. Do 0:42:53.950 --> 0:42:54.430 you know what it was? 0:42:54.430 --> 0:42:56.770 That was while we were filming the latest season of Lego. 0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:59.410 My birthday came up and then they were like, what 0:42:59.410 --> 0:43:01.239 can we get him? And I ride my bike into 0:43:01.270 --> 0:43:04.000 Lego and they're like, let's get a bobblehead made of. 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:05.620 Mike on one of Hamish's bikes. 0:43:05.620 --> 0:43:07.629 So the crew, I hope they haven't put too much. 0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:10.690 I would be very disappointed to find out. People have 0:43:10.690 --> 0:43:12.910 put more than $5 each in for this thing. Anyway, 0:43:12.940 --> 0:43:15.370 took a few weeks to make, comes back and the 0:43:15.370 --> 0:43:17.110 guy organized it goes, oh mate, we got you this 0:43:17.130 --> 0:43:19.140 thing for your birthday. It doesn't look anything like you. 0:43:19.170 --> 0:43:20.730 It's terrible. I opened it up and I went, gee, 0:43:20.730 --> 0:43:23.400 it really doesn't. But that kind of looks like Mike. 0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:25.530 I was like, I wonder if we could get away 0:43:25.530 --> 0:43:27.840 with giving Mike this on the podcast. It looks. 0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:29.730 That's why I got the giggles. It looks so much 0:43:29.730 --> 0:43:31.410 like Mike. It looks a. 0:43:31.410 --> 0:43:32.190 Bit like. 0:43:32.190 --> 0:43:34.290 Me. It is like the closest. 0:43:34.500 --> 0:43:36.510 It actually looks a lot like me. Exactly. 0:43:36.510 --> 0:43:40.620 There are bobbleheads of famous actors. Thor's. Dwight's from the office. 0:43:40.620 --> 0:43:44.370 Stuff that look less like that. Looks like Mike. So true. 0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:48.779 That is. So that's a limited edition Mike bobblehead. So really. 0:43:48.810 --> 0:43:51.000 The only thing you got to do, Mike, is just 0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:52.500 up your bike riding game. 0:43:53.790 --> 0:43:55.530 Can I have your bike? The red bike? 0:43:55.560 --> 0:44:00.090 You can't. But that's a real gift. But if you 0:44:00.090 --> 0:44:02.940 up your bike riding game. Yeah, you. It's a kind 0:44:02.940 --> 0:44:05.250 of up to you now to grow into the bobblehead. 0:44:06.450 --> 0:44:10.200 It's done its job. It can't. It can't be you anymore. 0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:12.180 Now you've got to be it. So you've got to 0:44:12.180 --> 0:44:14.310 get a red bike. And where I guess they kind 0:44:14.340 --> 0:44:16.350 of look like denim shorts. I don't know where. they go. 0:44:16.380 --> 0:44:16.980 Can you get us. 0:44:16.980 --> 0:44:21.750 A photo of your best replication of that stance on 0:44:21.750 --> 0:44:24.660 that red bike? And we'll prove that it looks exactly 0:44:24.660 --> 0:44:25.259 like you. 0:44:25.290 --> 0:44:28.620 Yeah, I might paint the eyes brown. I'm a brown. 0:44:28.650 --> 0:44:30.870 That's okay. Yeah. That's okay. You might have to go 0:44:30.870 --> 0:44:33.090 to one of those, like, what's that game? Like, um, 0:44:33.090 --> 0:44:35.250 like the Dungeons and Dragons game. Like where they paint 0:44:35.250 --> 0:44:38.160 their figures. You can get those tiny, you know. You know, 0:44:38.190 --> 0:44:40.440 like Warhammer. Like, I think it's Warhammer. Like those brushes 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:43.830 that have one strand for painting tiny models. Yeah. Go 0:44:43.830 --> 0:44:46.710 and get one of those and paint the eyes brown. Yeah. 0:44:47.130 --> 0:44:49.230 Bill it back to us for the brown eyes, because. 0:44:49.380 --> 0:44:53.130 We'll shout you a small brush. But that. That is amazing, 0:44:53.130 --> 0:44:53.580 isn't it? 0:44:53.610 --> 0:44:55.770 It's really cool. I'm going to put it on my desk. 0:44:56.190 --> 0:44:57.149 Mike, are you on a bike? 0:44:57.180 --> 0:44:58.620 Mike spikes, are you lucky? 0:45:02.430 --> 0:45:05.879 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:45:05.880 --> 0:45:09.780 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and andy.com. 0:45:13.590 --> 0:45:14.700 Listener.