WEBVTT - 2024 Ep 259 - "Why Do I Do Some of the Things That I Do?" 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.340 A listener production. 0:00:07.460 --> 0:00:13.010 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.010 --> 0:00:16.070 in three two. 0:00:17.690 --> 0:00:21.470 Sorry, it's still buffering. One. 0:00:24.050 --> 0:00:25.910 Ahoy to me! Igneous. 0:00:26.780 --> 0:00:28.610 Rock on, baby, I think I know what we are. 0:00:29.970 --> 0:00:32.580 To me, sedimentary Jack I'm so annoyed that Hamish got 0:00:32.580 --> 0:00:35.190 it straight away. Because I actually overheard Mike at a 0:00:35.190 --> 0:00:38.280 dinner party on the weekend, telling somebody that the next 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.860 one is going to be rocks, and I put that 0:00:40.860 --> 0:00:43.379 in my back pocket, ready to impress everybody. 0:00:44.909 --> 0:00:48.090 Mike. Mike said he likes dinner parties. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.160 You may be saying this though. There's a there's an 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:53.600 sportsbet there. People bet which one's going to be every time. 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.930 People play it very hard. Yeah. Okay. And so that's 0:00:56.930 --> 0:00:59.600 you like the Wordle guy the night before going, hey, 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.150 I'm doing Wordle for the New York Times. Guess what? 0:01:02.150 --> 0:01:03.380 It's chips. 0:01:04.069 --> 0:01:07.280 Also, he doubled down on how hard it was without 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.850 any irony. I heard him telling somebody that after his 0:01:10.850 --> 0:01:12.920 girlfriend goes to sleep, he could stay up an hour 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.310 or two hours after she's asleep thinking of things that 0:01:16.310 --> 0:01:17.910 connect with each other, thinking of. 0:01:17.910 --> 0:01:22.709 Connections and categories. Oh my gosh Mike, my gosh, I love. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.230 Were you at a dinner? Was anyone at the dinner party? 0:01:25.230 --> 0:01:28.140 Did they have a more an impressive job? Was Mike 0:01:28.140 --> 0:01:31.140 trying to talk up his the difficulty of his job? 0:01:31.140 --> 0:01:34.080 He just people who've heard the podcast and heard that 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.660 Mike complains about that section of it was saying like, 0:01:36.660 --> 0:01:39.390 but in real life it's not that hard. And Mike says, no, 0:01:39.390 --> 0:01:41.660 you don't understand. It's the hardest bit. 0:01:42.770 --> 0:01:43.850 Start a go fund me. 0:01:44.030 --> 0:01:47.000 I am, of course, metamorphic. We are rocks. 0:01:47.420 --> 0:01:51.470 But I like that Jackson sedimentary to. Yes, yes. 0:01:51.740 --> 0:01:54.200 Uh, ehm. Of course. Uh, you can always go to 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.840 Homestead.com and upload a bit of audio. Very easy to use. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.420 Better than a WhatsApp, uh, of what you've been up to. 0:01:59.420 --> 0:02:01.460 And Charlie in London did exactly that. 0:02:02.030 --> 0:02:06.590 Ahoy, boys. Uh, this is an Aussie abroad here. Currently 0:02:06.590 --> 0:02:09.350 on a gap year. Just thought I'd let you know 0:02:09.350 --> 0:02:13.280 that I've tried to adopt Jack's ploy on my own partner. 0:02:13.610 --> 0:02:15.709 But I'm just a little boy. 0:02:16.340 --> 0:02:19.040 I can confirm this doesn't work when she wants to 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:22.190 go shopping. And I want to watch the NBA playoffs 0:02:22.190 --> 0:02:24.290 in a sports bar. Not sure about that one. 0:02:24.290 --> 0:02:25.100 Number six. 0:02:25.730 --> 0:02:28.670 I also have a big one booked for a Scottish 0:02:28.669 --> 0:02:32.090 road trip. Wow. Couldn't believe car rentals could get their 0:02:32.090 --> 0:02:35.540 hands on such a scarce, glorious vehicle. Wow. Keep up 0:02:35.540 --> 0:02:37.190 the good work. Cheers, boys. 0:02:37.370 --> 0:02:39.410 Oh, man. Extra points if you get a shot of 0:02:39.410 --> 0:02:41.300 a T1 in front of the Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.690 you do. The Scottish road trip. Two of the rarest 0:02:44.690 --> 0:02:46.010 beasts on Earth. I think. 0:02:46.010 --> 0:02:49.700 The only possible explanation is that it's the owner's car 0:02:49.700 --> 0:02:50.720 that is handled like. 0:02:51.139 --> 0:02:52.610 The owner of the car rental place. 0:02:52.790 --> 0:02:55.010 No, to the car rental place. Who is lending it 0:02:55.010 --> 0:02:57.350 out to make a buck? Because there's no. 0:02:57.350 --> 0:02:59.180 Way on the form they'll often have, you know, do 0:02:59.180 --> 0:03:02.180 you want this Tiguan or similar? Now then you click 0:03:02.180 --> 0:03:04.310 through and it'll go, look, obviously we put that on 0:03:04.310 --> 0:03:07.550 as a joke. Um, you can't get you'll get. Sorry. Yeah. 0:03:07.550 --> 0:03:09.590 Sorry to get your hopes up, but we'd be like 0:03:09.590 --> 0:03:12.800 the Batmobile or similar. Like, we we obviously can't give 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:16.880 you that, but we'll try our best. Mm. Oh, boy. Well, Jack, 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:18.390 how is, um, just a little boy going? 0:03:18.419 --> 0:03:22.290 I have not said it again since it's been used 0:03:22.290 --> 0:03:23.550 on the podcast. It's a brave. 0:03:23.580 --> 0:03:24.180 Thing for you to. 0:03:24.180 --> 0:03:24.330 Do. 0:03:24.540 --> 0:03:27.030 I look back at that. I look back at that reckless. 0:03:27.030 --> 0:03:29.520 It was reckless for you. Certainly put it out there. 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.980 But I look back at that moment and go, what 0:03:31.980 --> 0:03:34.110 are we to do with this? We were all a 0:03:34.110 --> 0:03:36.060 bit shocked when we I've seen I've saw the video 0:03:36.060 --> 0:03:37.260 of it the other day. I was like, what are 0:03:37.260 --> 0:03:40.260 we to do with this? Yeah. What are we? Thank you. 0:03:40.380 --> 0:03:42.100 Thank you, thank you. That was all we had to do. 0:03:42.220 --> 0:03:44.320 Thank you for a decade of references. 0:03:44.830 --> 0:03:48.100 Um, is Bianca aware that you're now no longer using. 0:03:48.100 --> 0:03:49.180 She'd be. I'm a little. 0:03:49.180 --> 0:03:51.790 Yes. And actually, what she had to say about the 0:03:51.790 --> 0:03:55.030 clip that went out was you didn't even do the 0:03:55.030 --> 0:03:59.800 full baby boy voice that you do in real life. Really? 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:00.220 There's a. 0:04:00.220 --> 0:04:00.610 Voice. 0:04:00.970 --> 0:04:04.150 Please. Come on, I can't. Come on. I do love you. 0:04:04.150 --> 0:04:06.930 And I love the show, but I shouldn't have even 0:04:06.930 --> 0:04:07.470 said that. 0:04:08.460 --> 0:04:11.340 Why did you. Why did you use a red light 0:04:11.340 --> 0:04:15.690 right there? You know full well what you're doing. What? 0:04:15.810 --> 0:04:17.910 Come on. Give us the full baby boy. 0:04:18.150 --> 0:04:19.710 I can't, please don't. 0:04:19.860 --> 0:04:22.050 Don't tell me. This does involve a bonnet and a rattle. 0:04:22.290 --> 0:04:25.320 He's given us enough. I think, Andy, by the end 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.420 of the year. By the end of the year. 0:04:27.450 --> 0:04:29.950 Now I'm shocked. By the end of the year, it 0:04:29.950 --> 0:04:31.510 would be nice to see the full baby. 0:04:31.510 --> 0:04:34.479 If the last show, if you can, I don't know, 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.969 go to some kind of confidence school or something. 0:04:37.630 --> 0:04:38.680 Yeah, just. 0:04:39.370 --> 0:04:40.599 Just listen to some affirmations. 0:04:40.630 --> 0:04:43.930 To an ayahuasca journey or something. You come back ready 0:04:43.930 --> 0:04:44.470 to do it. 0:04:44.470 --> 0:04:45.430 That would be amazing. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.410 I actually had one the other day. I was like, oh, 0:04:47.410 --> 0:04:49.089 this is one I haven't told the fellows, but it 0:04:49.089 --> 0:04:51.490 is all the time. For the while, we're still talking 0:04:51.490 --> 0:04:54.320 about jokes. Your partner is not careful any time. So 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.740 ask Siri something. I'll try and get in first. Like 0:04:57.740 --> 0:04:59.990 if she goes, um, you know, hey, Siri, how many 0:04:59.990 --> 0:05:03.860 inches in two meters? She'll go, Hey Siri, and I'll go, yes. 0:05:04.970 --> 0:05:06.979 She'll be like, no, no, don't annoy like because she 0:05:06.980 --> 0:05:08.990 doesn't want extra voice, but she'll go, how many inches 0:05:08.990 --> 0:05:10.790 or whatever, and I'll just try as fast as I 0:05:10.790 --> 0:05:15.050 can to be like 48 or, or roughly 48. She 0:05:15.050 --> 0:05:19.560 loves it. Hey, while we're on the topic of Jack. Mm. Uh, Jack. 0:05:19.589 --> 0:05:22.440 It pains me to bring this up, but I feel 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.170 I must report it to the group. Okay. Um. And 0:05:25.170 --> 0:05:27.000 I wouldn't do so without evidence, but I have the 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:30.210 evidence in front of me. Mhm. It involves. Although it 0:05:30.210 --> 0:05:34.049 wasn't brought to my attention by preferred magician and good 0:05:34.050 --> 0:05:37.110 friend of the show, magic Mike. Hashtag not a stripper. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.060 Magic Mike. Actual magician. 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:39.960 Mm. Great magician. 0:05:39.990 --> 0:05:42.870 He is a friend of all of ours. He. He 0:05:42.870 --> 0:05:46.469 visited you recently? Yes. He went from Melbourne, from Sydney, 0:05:46.470 --> 0:05:49.680 where he lives and magics to Melbourne. He's. He's able 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.270 to travel anywhere to do gigs, though. By the way, 0:05:51.270 --> 0:05:54.240 if you're interested in getting magic Mike, um, and. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:54.900 Appear there. 0:05:55.110 --> 0:05:57.180 Then. Yeah, he can he can if you're, if you've 0:05:57.180 --> 0:05:58.830 got a room that can have a smoke bomb go 0:05:58.830 --> 0:06:02.100 off in it, he can come. This this is where 0:06:02.100 --> 0:06:04.560 we pick up the story though. He obviously played golf 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:08.849 with you in Melbourne. Yes. Oh, great. Look at Jack. 0:06:09.150 --> 0:06:10.799 Look at Jack. Trying not to give anything away in 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.580 the witness stand. 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:13.410 Yes. 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:19.470 Correct. I have memory of that, sir. This is like. 0:06:19.470 --> 0:06:23.250 This is like when when Greg gets interviewed on succession 0:06:23.250 --> 0:06:28.770 in front of the Senate committee, um, he then he 0:06:28.770 --> 0:06:30.760 obviously brought with him golf gear. 0:06:31.510 --> 0:06:31.960 Um. 0:06:32.890 --> 0:06:37.720 And he bought a fella's golf. That's the brand quarter 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.810 zip top. Yes. That he left. 0:06:40.810 --> 0:06:42.820 He accidentally left it in Melbourne. 0:06:42.820 --> 0:06:44.020 Did you return it to him? 0:06:44.020 --> 0:06:45.460 Not yet. 0:06:48.310 --> 0:06:48.910 Do you have any? 0:06:49.029 --> 0:06:51.580 If it please the. If it please the court. Andy, 0:06:51.580 --> 0:06:55.830 I to answer your question, I say I put to 0:06:55.830 --> 0:06:58.800 you that Jack does not have an intention to return 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.670 to Mike. 0:06:59.670 --> 0:07:00.930 Do you like the jacket? 0:07:00.930 --> 0:07:05.310 I started golf this summer and so I've not yet 0:07:05.310 --> 0:07:10.530 had a chance to purchase any winter over the top wear. 0:07:10.530 --> 0:07:12.300 But sir, you did not purchase this. 0:07:12.630 --> 0:07:15.030 So I have been finding it chilly on the golf 0:07:15.030 --> 0:07:17.760 course and it's right there in my golf bag where 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.590 Mike left it, and I have been wearing it. 0:07:21.250 --> 0:07:22.030 Do you intend to. 0:07:22.030 --> 0:07:24.370 Return when you house? At my house and started wearing 0:07:24.370 --> 0:07:24.940 my clothes. 0:07:24.970 --> 0:07:27.940 He doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the clothes. Weasel. Do 0:07:27.940 --> 0:07:29.260 you intend to return it, sir? 0:07:29.290 --> 0:07:33.130 I don't I in a way, yes. I thought that 0:07:33.130 --> 0:07:35.740 we could both benefit from. Well, I. 0:07:35.740 --> 0:07:38.920 Have here a screenshot of the direct message. 0:07:39.130 --> 0:07:40.750 Hang on, hang on, hang on. What's happened. 0:07:40.750 --> 0:07:43.220 Here? I have you a screenshot of the direct message 0:07:43.220 --> 0:07:48.530 that Jack sent to the makers of the quarter zip top. No, fellas. Golf. 0:07:48.710 --> 0:07:50.990 It says, hey guys, what do I do? 0:07:50.990 --> 0:07:52.490 Some things that I do. 0:07:55.070 --> 0:07:59.960 Are. Yes, yes, that's what you want to hear on 0:07:59.960 --> 0:08:02.750 the witness stand. If you're the prosecution and the defense 0:08:02.750 --> 0:08:06.130 witness does that, you just go, guys, book a big 0:08:06.130 --> 0:08:08.770 steak dinner for tonight. We've got this. 0:08:08.770 --> 0:08:10.240 He's roasted. Okay. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.880 Jack sends the DM to to the golf company, and 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:14.260 he goes, Mike. 0:08:14.260 --> 0:08:17.440 Mike had already told me that he got the the 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:18.430 quarter zip for free. 0:08:18.430 --> 0:08:19.900 I think he knows that. I think he's friends with 0:08:19.900 --> 0:08:22.060 the guys that started this golf brand. Mhm. 0:08:22.390 --> 0:08:25.060 Then you could easily go to Mike. Oh I'm interested 0:08:25.060 --> 0:08:26.530 in one of these. Can you connect with your friend. 0:08:26.530 --> 0:08:27.670 But no you went. 0:08:27.670 --> 0:08:29.710 No no. Look at, look at, look at the three 0:08:29.730 --> 0:08:32.220 man weave that Jack thought of. Hey, guys, can you 0:08:32.220 --> 0:08:35.309 do me a favor? My friend magic Mike was gifted 0:08:35.309 --> 0:08:37.800 one of your gray long sleeve golf tops, and he 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:39.420 left it in my golf bag when he was in 0:08:39.420 --> 0:08:41.670 Melbourne last. Now he wants me to post it back 0:08:41.670 --> 0:08:44.729 to him. Problem is, I've started wearing it, and I 0:08:44.730 --> 0:08:48.690 enjoy it too. Like, as if that means who should 0:08:48.690 --> 0:08:52.230 own it now because we both enjoy it. So can 0:08:52.230 --> 0:08:55.170 you send him a replacement so I can keep his 0:08:55.170 --> 0:08:58.260 original laughing emoji? Love, Jack. 0:08:58.470 --> 0:09:03.569 No, please no. Prefacing that this is a bit weird, 0:09:03.570 --> 0:09:04.859 a huge request. 0:09:05.490 --> 0:09:10.500 Well, problem problem problem is, I also like it. Yeah. 0:09:10.500 --> 0:09:12.689 How do we solve this? You seem to have a 0:09:12.690 --> 0:09:15.000 warehouse full of them. Would you like to solve the 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.700 problem by giving me a replacement? So in your head, 0:09:18.340 --> 0:09:20.740 I can. I can imagine you're thinking like, oh, Mike 0:09:20.740 --> 0:09:22.720 wins out of this because he gets a brand new one. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:23.319 That's right. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.150 And then I get to keep the one that he 0:09:25.150 --> 0:09:26.050 previously had. 0:09:26.050 --> 0:09:28.300 Did they write back? They did you get on. How 0:09:28.300 --> 0:09:28.870 did you get that? 0:09:28.870 --> 0:09:31.929 The guys from the. Yeah the guys from Fellas Golf 0:09:31.929 --> 0:09:33.820 have written Saint Gusto to you are right with a 0:09:33.820 --> 0:09:37.209 concerned tone. Oh no, he said, I've said Jack said. 0:09:37.210 --> 0:09:37.990 They would look after. 0:09:37.990 --> 0:09:41.320 It. Jack's Weaseling has taken a dark evolution instead of 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.730 the light hearted cry for free peanut butter he's known for, 0:09:43.730 --> 0:09:46.670 he's turned to committing crimes. And he's. And he's leveled 0:09:46.670 --> 0:09:48.949 up his weaseling. And then they said. 0:09:49.250 --> 0:09:51.679 But it's worked. Has it has. Are they sending it out, Jack? 0:09:51.710 --> 0:09:53.630 That's what they they told me they would look after 0:09:53.630 --> 0:09:54.680 Mike getting a new one. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.469 Well, they right here I'm hoping an intervention, an intervention 0:09:57.470 --> 0:09:59.809 might save future victims from this happening. 0:09:59.809 --> 0:10:03.500 So here's a question for me. You've got the outcome 0:10:03.500 --> 0:10:08.980 you want. You've got some embarrassment, I hope. Has it 0:10:08.980 --> 0:10:10.210 been worth it? No. 0:10:10.210 --> 0:10:11.200 Okay. No. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:15.640 We'll see. Will you do it again? No, no, you 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.110 don't want to, but you might. 0:10:17.110 --> 0:10:20.110 I don't want to. I put I put the laughing 0:10:20.110 --> 0:10:22.329 emoji in there so they know that it's like ah 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:26.260 just mucking around. And then they said that they would 0:10:26.260 --> 0:10:27.010 actually do it. 0:10:27.010 --> 0:10:29.140 You know exactly what you're doing. 0:10:29.290 --> 0:10:34.309 It's Just mucking. Just mucking around. This is a formal request, though. 0:10:35.540 --> 0:10:36.110 Oh. 0:10:38.150 --> 0:10:40.699 And also, I hear the bell. But if we have 0:10:40.700 --> 0:10:43.370 time for it, mikes one is a bit small for me. 0:10:43.370 --> 0:10:45.439 If they would upgrade to an extra large. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.199 Extra large? Oh. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:57.000 And I so these continue to roll in. And you know, 0:10:57.030 --> 0:10:59.220 I the last thing I want in the world is 0:10:59.220 --> 0:11:02.939 to upset you. And I don't know and. 0:11:02.940 --> 0:11:04.020 20 years of effort. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:08.220 But then sometimes it seems to be what the people 0:11:08.220 --> 0:11:10.710 want to do. Um, so let's see if some of 0:11:10.710 --> 0:11:11.520 these upset you. 0:11:14.460 --> 0:11:19.300 Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way. 0:11:19.300 --> 0:11:21.850 He likes it. But what if it wasn't? 0:11:22.420 --> 0:11:25.090 Upset, Andy. What can I self report? 0:11:25.090 --> 0:11:25.270 Yeah. 0:11:25.270 --> 0:11:27.640 You can self report on one something that's upsetting me 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:32.170 at home. Um, and we're in a rental at the moment. 0:11:32.170 --> 0:11:35.800 And the cupboard space in the bathroom is limited. Yep. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.430 And it's quite a, quite a short cupboard. And Bec 0:11:39.429 --> 0:11:41.620 realised that she can only get her deodorant in and 0:11:41.620 --> 0:11:43.770 a few other items if she takes the lid off. 0:11:46.170 --> 0:11:47.820 And it just sneaks in, it. 0:11:47.820 --> 0:11:51.120 Just gets in, so that's nice. But also just seeing 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.430 a little less deodorant, littlest deodorant. 0:11:53.429 --> 0:11:54.569 It shouldn't matter. It shouldn't. 0:11:54.570 --> 0:11:55.800 Matter. Does it roll on or spray? 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:57.719 I guess that it's a spray. Then it's fine. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.510 Oh yeah. Roll on would matter because you're losing half 0:12:00.510 --> 0:12:01.350 a sphere. Yeah. 0:12:02.070 --> 0:12:03.900 Half is half a sphere. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.550 Unless you're continuously going in there to move the sphere 0:12:06.550 --> 0:12:08.380 around to keep it lubed up, well, then. 0:12:08.380 --> 0:12:10.480 It's even worse then you. Yeah, you wouldn't do that. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.690 You keep losing it be evaporating. You're evaporating half a 0:12:13.690 --> 0:12:19.060 sphere of dosage. But a spray should not matter. Shouldn't matter? No, but. 0:12:19.179 --> 0:12:21.219 But you don't like seeing an uncapped. No. 0:12:21.220 --> 0:12:23.140 There's a cap there for a reason. Looks neat. 0:12:23.170 --> 0:12:27.760 There's only the reason for capped deodorant is just for travel. Really? Mhm. 0:12:28.150 --> 0:12:30.189 Yeah it's true. And I mean it shouldn't matter. It 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:30.709 shouldn't matter. 0:12:31.429 --> 0:12:35.750 As we find out with all of these. Um. Yola. Yola, ahoy! 0:12:36.260 --> 0:12:37.100 Ahoy, boys. 0:12:37.130 --> 0:12:39.590 Ahoy to you. Um, what have you got to upset Andy? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.709 Uh, so I recently went to Ikea and bought a 0:12:42.710 --> 0:12:46.040 chest of drawers. It turns out that Ikea only included 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.260 one of the two backing panels in the box. 0:12:48.350 --> 0:12:49.130 A rare miss. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:52.309 Yeah. So instead of going back to Ikea to ask 0:12:52.309 --> 0:12:54.460 for the missing piece, who's got time for that? Um, 0:12:54.460 --> 0:12:57.880 exactly right. I eventually just nailed the one panel I 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:00.339 did receive in the middle of the drawers, so that 0:13:00.340 --> 0:13:04.270 both sides were 50% covered in the middle and thus 0:13:04.270 --> 0:13:07.030 felt included. Yes. Um, although it does mean there is 0:13:07.030 --> 0:13:09.580 now a 25% gap on both outfits. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:14.140 But I assume I assume I know you don't like it, 0:13:14.140 --> 0:13:16.600 but here's the way you make it work. When you 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.590 put you obviously got two sides of drawers When you 0:13:18.590 --> 0:13:21.200 put things in, do you favor, do you squeeze, squash them, 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:22.940 squash the stuff to the middle. So it's kind of 0:13:22.940 --> 0:13:25.280 using the back and less stuff's going to fall out 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:25.910 the back. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.600 Well, I just figured that, um, something just needed to 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:33.050 be there. So there was some unauthorized screwing of males 0:13:33.050 --> 0:13:34.400 in unauthorized places. 0:13:34.429 --> 0:13:36.650 It just. It just needs a gesture of backing out. 0:13:36.650 --> 0:13:40.130 Hard up against the wall. Creating a back might have 0:13:40.130 --> 0:13:41.150 looked a bit neater. 0:13:41.270 --> 0:13:43.770 It is up against the wall, but I felt like 0:13:43.770 --> 0:13:46.679 it needed a secondary wall, if that makes sense. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:47.610 Yeah. All right. 0:13:47.910 --> 0:13:51.840 Any upsets me. Any time you're nailing something from Ikea 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:56.010 that specifically doesn't have nails, you know, you're you've gone 0:13:56.010 --> 0:13:58.140 rogue and now you're on your own. 0:13:58.860 --> 0:14:00.030 Uh. Thanks, viola. Um. 0:14:00.030 --> 0:14:02.490 Jake? Jake? Jake, have you got something to upset? Andy? 0:14:02.580 --> 0:14:03.150 Ahoy! 0:14:03.179 --> 0:14:03.780 Ahoy, sir. 0:14:03.809 --> 0:14:06.000 So recently, we found out that one of my mates, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.709 when he orders an Uber instead of typing in the address, 0:14:08.710 --> 0:14:11.770 he'll drop a location for a pin. Mhm. Uh, which 0:14:11.770 --> 0:14:14.350 I'm fine with, but only when you get the location. Right. 0:14:14.350 --> 0:14:16.630 So he, so he said when he goes this is 0:14:16.630 --> 0:14:19.300 where we're off to. He'll just guess the pin or 0:14:19.300 --> 0:14:21.610 he'll just sort of pop the pin loosely where you're going. 0:14:21.610 --> 0:14:22.600 What are you. 0:14:22.630 --> 0:14:24.550 Scroll down to the bottom and there's an option to 0:14:24.550 --> 0:14:27.820 set location on the map. And we're heading to Perth 0:14:27.820 --> 0:14:29.619 Stadium once. And you can get dropped off at a 0:14:29.620 --> 0:14:32.940 bridge at East Perth and walk across. Yeah. But instead 0:14:32.940 --> 0:14:34.980 the Uber took us to an industrial zone next to 0:14:34.980 --> 0:14:37.530 the three freeway bridge. And when we asked him how 0:14:37.530 --> 0:14:39.960 we got there, he said I knew it was narrow bridge. Uh, 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:41.250 but I guess I got the wrong bridge. 0:14:45.990 --> 0:14:47.010 I hate that it. 0:14:47.010 --> 0:14:51.900 Always takes longer. A rare upsetting that's actually taking longer 0:14:52.140 --> 0:14:57.310 to increase complexity. But a good one. A good one? 0:14:57.310 --> 0:14:58.900 No, he wouldn't last long. 0:14:58.900 --> 0:14:59.830 It was near a bridge. 0:14:59.830 --> 0:15:01.420 Yeah, in the far out. 0:15:01.420 --> 0:15:04.180 Six days in the Uber Sydney Harbour Bridge. That does 0:15:04.180 --> 0:15:06.880 seem a long way away. Haley. Haley. Haley, have you 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.020 got something to upset Andy? 0:15:08.470 --> 0:15:11.170 Uh, hello? Yes, I do. Um, so, yeah, when my 0:15:11.170 --> 0:15:14.350 partner Thomas and I, we moved into our first rental, um, 0:15:14.350 --> 0:15:16.090 years and years ago, and we we didn't have any 0:15:16.090 --> 0:15:18.650 of our own plates, so my parents had a set 0:15:18.650 --> 0:15:21.680 of old plates in storage. So we thought to save money, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:25.100 we'll grab those. Yeah. Um, and we found out that 0:15:25.100 --> 0:15:29.180 the plates were these very large square plates which didn't 0:15:29.180 --> 0:15:32.720 quite fit into the microwave. Um, so they do fit 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:34.430 if you put them in squarely. But as soon as 0:15:34.430 --> 0:15:36.530 you turn the microwave on, you'll rotate. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:37.940 Rotate? Yeah. 0:15:38.420 --> 0:15:40.910 Um, so they just don't spin in the microwave, which 0:15:40.910 --> 0:15:44.010 means that the food doesn't really heat very evenly. Uh. 0:15:44.310 --> 0:15:45.840 Just blast it a bit more, don't you? 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.239 I don't yeah, exactly. Exactly. We just take it out, 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.010 give it a bit of a stir, put it back in. 0:15:50.310 --> 0:15:53.310 With enough time, nothing can survive in a microwave. 0:15:53.790 --> 0:15:56.400 I don't like that either. I get I have a 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.350 problem with things that don't rotate the Michael. I know 0:15:58.350 --> 0:15:59.340 it doesn't really matter that much. 0:15:59.340 --> 0:16:00.990 You put them on the outside or do you put 0:16:00.990 --> 0:16:02.280 it on the inside? Do you put a bowl on 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.430 the outside so it gets more rotation? No, I've seen 0:16:05.430 --> 0:16:05.940 people do that. 0:16:06.180 --> 0:16:08.600 I'm dead. Middle. Is it better to go on the outside? No. 0:16:08.930 --> 0:16:12.590 Because then you're the outside of the bowl. Would stay 0:16:12.770 --> 0:16:14.660 get hotter than the inside of the bowl, wouldn't it? 0:16:14.660 --> 0:16:16.880 Because isn't the microwaves come from the side? 0:16:16.970 --> 0:16:17.600 Um, well, they. 0:16:17.900 --> 0:16:18.740 Come from the side. 0:16:19.190 --> 0:16:20.840 I think they come from all sides. Well, I tell 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.660 you what, I'm yet to master my. Here's what I 0:16:23.660 --> 0:16:25.460 would like to know about microwaves. Not what we're talking about, 0:16:25.460 --> 0:16:27.859 but what what is the setting that means? My bowl 0:16:27.860 --> 0:16:30.410 is scorching hot and the chili con carney is freezing 0:16:31.260 --> 0:16:33.330 every time I can see the microwave. Like I can't 0:16:33.330 --> 0:16:37.020 hold this bowl. But the food has remained untouched. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:41.010 I think I mean, obviously, I think it's just the 0:16:41.010 --> 0:16:43.200 whatever the bowls matter, the ceramics is going to heat 0:16:43.500 --> 0:16:44.400 more quickly, but it shouldn't. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.160 Because I think microwaves actually heat water. That's what they're 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.560 programmed to do, a program to agitate water. So you. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:50.040 Got soggy. 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.290 Bowls. I must have high water content. 0:16:52.290 --> 0:16:55.150 So you can get up to like 1400 watt microwaves 0:16:55.150 --> 0:16:59.890 these days. That must be nice. Um, and so this 0:16:59.890 --> 0:17:04.000 is again is what definitely an upset Andy. But Beck 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:07.719 will put things in like the rice like, but she 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.210 doesn't read the pack and it's actually they say on 0:17:10.210 --> 0:17:12.670 1800 watts. Yep. Do it for calm. 0:17:12.670 --> 0:17:13.210 It down. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.150 Two minutes. So if you put it in for 1400 0:17:16.150 --> 0:17:20.000 watts two minutes, it comes out just explosive. So you 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.790 should calm it down the microwave. 0:17:22.790 --> 0:17:24.469 Depending on the wattage, depending on the wattage, you know, 0:17:24.470 --> 0:17:25.070 it's got time for that. 0:17:25.369 --> 0:17:25.880 No one ever. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:28.160 No one's got time for that. See, I mean, I 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:31.129 feel sorry for Haley. And look, the thing is, I'm. 0:17:31.130 --> 0:17:35.090 I'm an upset. Hamish is a square plate, because. Just 0:17:35.090 --> 0:17:37.010 don't try and change the game where it doesn't need 0:17:37.010 --> 0:17:39.560 to be changed. There are some areas I'm very welcome 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.409 for game changing. We didn't need to change plates up 0:17:42.790 --> 0:17:46.119 round works, so I'm kind of with you. Matt. Matt, 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:48.280 finish this off. One more thing to upset Andy. 0:17:48.670 --> 0:17:50.109 Oh, hey, boys, how are we? 0:17:50.109 --> 0:17:50.710 Very good mate. 0:17:51.250 --> 0:17:52.930 Excellent. Um, so this. 0:17:52.930 --> 0:17:55.180 Was a couple of months ago, and this got me 0:17:55.180 --> 0:17:57.370 absolutely red hot. So I don't know how you're going 0:17:57.369 --> 0:18:02.020 to go. Andrew. Um, but I was housesitting my brother 0:18:02.020 --> 0:18:04.900 and his partner's house for a couple of weeks. And 0:18:04.900 --> 0:18:07.850 in one of their drawers in the kitchen, they've got 0:18:07.850 --> 0:18:10.940 a bunch of glassware. It's more like your champagne flutes 0:18:10.940 --> 0:18:13.970 and yeah, not your sort of everyday glasses. Yeah, right. 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:16.550 Um, secondary glass, secondary glasses. 0:18:16.700 --> 0:18:18.950 I don't like it in a drawer to begin with. Just, 0:18:18.950 --> 0:18:19.880 you know. Yeah. 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:21.170 Not off to a good start then. 0:18:24.230 --> 0:18:29.270 Particularly champagne glasses. They've got their two tippy. You're adding 0:18:29.270 --> 0:18:30.530 it anyway. Yeah. We all know. 0:18:30.540 --> 0:18:35.220 So some of the glasses in there were like sundae glasses, 0:18:35.220 --> 0:18:38.790 which is sort of like martini glasses. Um, but like 0:18:38.790 --> 0:18:41.790 the glasses a little bit thicker. And the lip of 0:18:41.790 --> 0:18:44.970 them is uneven, like, I guess it's like a decorative thing. Yeah. 0:18:44.970 --> 0:18:46.949 But what they've done is they've put them in the 0:18:46.950 --> 0:18:50.580 drawer with the lip side down. The uneven side down? Yes. 0:18:50.580 --> 0:18:52.830 So when you open the drawer, they're all, like, wobbling 0:18:52.830 --> 0:18:56.540 around and bashing into each other and making a huge racket. 0:18:56.570 --> 0:19:00.470 Oh, yeah, I just, I mean, I take them out 0:19:00.470 --> 0:19:03.590 of the drawer. Yeah. Be like you said, if they're 0:19:03.590 --> 0:19:07.910 meant to be kind of this new fandangled designer, uh, lip. 0:19:08.270 --> 0:19:11.480 You and you glass with the youth Gen Z and 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:12.229 their new glasses. 0:19:12.410 --> 0:19:15.980 They've got some similar ones recently which are, like, uneven 0:19:15.980 --> 0:19:20.070 on the top, like by design. Yeah. And like they're 0:19:20.070 --> 0:19:23.340 all handcrafted. Who cares? Like. And then you. 0:19:23.340 --> 0:19:27.570 Wouldn't you wouldn't accept a handcrafted car. Sometimes. Sometimes machines 0:19:27.570 --> 0:19:28.770 know how to do it better. 0:19:29.340 --> 0:19:31.530 Don't put them upside down. That's that's the. 0:19:31.530 --> 0:19:34.109 Second. I imagine there would have been more disasters in 0:19:34.109 --> 0:19:36.300 the kitchen mat. If that's. I feel like you'd just 0:19:36.300 --> 0:19:38.010 be scratching the surface there if that's what they're doing 0:19:38.010 --> 0:19:41.070 to their secondary glassware. Mhm. Were they one of these 0:19:41.369 --> 0:19:43.840 were they a family that doesn't separate um, forks, knives 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:44.560 and spoons? 0:19:44.590 --> 0:19:47.530 No, they did a bit of that, but, um, yeah, 0:19:47.530 --> 0:19:50.800 there was a bit of shambles going on. But inside 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:53.890 the same drawer, they've also got these, like, I guess 0:19:53.890 --> 0:19:56.139 they're like smoothie glasses, the sort of thing you see 0:19:56.140 --> 0:19:58.869 on like, Instagram. Like they're just sort of like a 0:19:58.869 --> 0:20:01.810 glass cylinder with a straw in it. So they were 0:20:01.810 --> 0:20:03.670 in the same drawer, but they were laying on their 0:20:03.670 --> 0:20:04.390 sides as well. 0:20:04.660 --> 0:20:07.220 Rolling. No. Yeah. They're rolling around as well. 0:20:07.369 --> 0:20:08.060 Mayhem. 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:10.429 Absolute absolute chaos. 0:20:10.460 --> 0:20:13.610 Mayhem. Mayhem in that drawer. Yeah I do understand though. 0:20:13.609 --> 0:20:15.500 I mean not everyone's got time to have a special 0:20:15.500 --> 0:20:18.109 shelf for glasses and, you know, to put them upside down. 0:20:18.109 --> 0:20:20.390 But God, it's like it's like when the Titanic hits 0:20:20.390 --> 0:20:22.700 the iceberg. You know how, like, all the chandelier's fashion, 0:20:22.700 --> 0:20:25.040 everything like that just be like that on a daily 0:20:25.070 --> 0:20:26.300 on a daily basis. 0:20:26.300 --> 0:20:27.050 Thank you Matt. 0:20:27.050 --> 0:20:28.520 No worries boys, thank you. 0:20:34.840 --> 0:20:36.669 Hey, I know we said we wouldn't talk about this 0:20:36.670 --> 0:20:41.409 for six months. Mhm mhm. Um, but if things pile up, 0:20:41.470 --> 0:20:44.080 better off for us to clear it out with regards 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:47.500 to our efforts to get the show on a coin. 0:20:47.530 --> 0:20:52.300 I need a dollar, dollar, dollar. That's what I need. Hey, hey. 0:20:53.350 --> 0:20:56.030 We've got the best listeners. Great community. Hey, Netcom, if 0:20:56.030 --> 0:20:57.350 you ever want to be in touch with us, Robert 0:20:57.350 --> 0:21:01.340 Peebles did that. He's in Spain at the moment. And, uh, 0:21:01.340 --> 0:21:03.950 he said, I spent the past 18 years running a 0:21:03.950 --> 0:21:08.000 print production and sourcing business out of Shanghai. Yep. One 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:10.550 of my clients is the Royal Australian Mint. Here we go. 0:21:11.210 --> 0:21:16.370 So he goes, we produce the collectible folders and plastic 0:21:16.369 --> 0:21:19.470 blisters he calls them, in which the commemorative 1 or 0:21:19.470 --> 0:21:20.670 2 coins sit. 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:26.340 Interesting. And now I know you surely wouldn't produce any 0:21:26.340 --> 0:21:29.400 coins offshore. No country would ever do that. But yeah. 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.550 Display cases. Yeah, you could put that offshore. 0:21:32.550 --> 0:21:36.270 Yes, I did work on the Wiggles project. Oh, other 0:21:36.270 --> 0:21:40.379 projects include the AFL and NRL projects recently. 0:21:40.380 --> 0:21:42.000 Yep, we're well aware of those. 0:21:42.000 --> 0:21:44.020 Yep. We were talking about how you had to get 0:21:44.020 --> 0:21:46.330 13 million coins out there or something. I think. 0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:48.520 16 was the number I remember being bandied. 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:50.770 Around, he said. Way too high, way too. You've been 0:21:50.770 --> 0:21:53.560 over quoted on that front because he's not, um, putting 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.260 out that amount of plastic. Uh, he would no blisters. 0:21:56.260 --> 0:21:59.139 He would know the quantity. Um, he said, I have 0:21:59.140 --> 0:22:01.930 mentioned to the mint of your ambition. 0:22:03.490 --> 0:22:05.800 This is this is the bit I like, because this 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:07.800 is where it starts feeling Game of Thrones II, and 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:11.970 it's like he's mentioned to a king in another realm. Yes. Uh, 0:22:11.970 --> 0:22:13.679 that we would like to do this. 0:22:13.680 --> 0:22:16.590 They have a strict coin design policy. 0:22:16.740 --> 0:22:18.270 That's what we're asking to be relaxed. 0:22:18.270 --> 0:22:20.130 Well, it can't be that strict. They put an iced 0:22:20.130 --> 0:22:24.210 vovo with very little design around it. Anyway, he said 0:22:24.210 --> 0:22:27.990 they couldn't take that design, the design that we'd put forward. 0:22:28.080 --> 0:22:28.920 Oh, we're not married. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:30.629 To the design. No. They said they wouldn't be able 0:22:30.630 --> 0:22:31.850 to accept that. I don't know, why. Are we going 0:22:31.850 --> 0:22:34.250 through some shady back there having to chat with someone? 0:22:34.250 --> 0:22:35.300 Just call us. 0:22:35.330 --> 0:22:38.300 Call us? We're just saying it could be this. It 0:22:38.300 --> 0:22:40.940 could be. That could be anything you want it to be. 0:22:40.940 --> 0:22:43.100 Just get the show on a coin. He does. 0:22:43.220 --> 0:22:45.619 He does. Go on to say it takes time. You 0:22:45.619 --> 0:22:48.080 may want to extend it out to 2028. Now, I 0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:49.189 think that's the I. 0:22:49.190 --> 0:22:51.350 Thought we were doing a pretty good job giving it 0:22:51.350 --> 0:22:52.370 two years. Yes. 0:22:52.820 --> 0:22:55.340 Does he say why we can't? Our current design can't 0:22:55.340 --> 0:22:57.020 go into a real coin? No. 0:22:57.320 --> 0:23:00.080 I guess he says to. He said too much. He 0:23:00.500 --> 0:23:02.120 he just he just. If it's because. 0:23:02.119 --> 0:23:05.480 My bow is too low, it's not. I could show them. 0:23:05.480 --> 0:23:07.280 I could go to the mint and show them the 0:23:07.280 --> 0:23:09.800 bow if they're worried because they're like, well, that that 0:23:09.800 --> 0:23:12.680 young man looks like he's broken in half. So it's 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.350 actually how I bow. It's actually how I bow. So 0:23:15.350 --> 0:23:19.340 if it's on, if it's on anatomical error, yes I 0:23:19.619 --> 0:23:21.990 politely reject their finding. 0:23:22.590 --> 0:23:24.270 We'll check, we'll check. But anyway, that's an update on 0:23:24.270 --> 0:23:25.560 that front. You said you had something for me. 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.720 Yeah, I got something on the coin front. Even though 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:29.790 it is meant to be well and truly put to bed, 0:23:29.790 --> 0:23:31.649 we we're just going to quickly get it out of 0:23:31.650 --> 0:23:33.899 bed for a second and brush its hair before we 0:23:33.900 --> 0:23:35.700 put it back to bed for six months. For six 0:23:35.700 --> 0:23:40.199 months for a big sleep. We obviously the other front 0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:43.380 we're looking at, we're trying to approach the we're trying 0:23:43.380 --> 0:23:46.760 to approach the mint from all different directions. Jim Chalmers, 0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:49.640 Australian Treasurer yes, the federal treasurer. 0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:51.650 It is the other front. Sure, at the front and 0:23:51.650 --> 0:23:52.940 the sides in the back, please. 0:23:53.540 --> 0:23:56.570 Jim Chalmers has been bandied around as the man that 0:23:56.570 --> 0:23:58.970 if we could get him firmly onside now, a few 0:23:58.970 --> 0:24:01.939 months ago, this popped up and we were like, look, 0:24:01.940 --> 0:24:03.950 he's busy with the budget because the budget was coming 0:24:03.950 --> 0:24:06.949 out and we just everyone. That's about the time of 0:24:06.950 --> 0:24:09.540 the year that everyone's talking about. The treasurer, we knew 0:24:09.540 --> 0:24:12.090 he'd be a little bit busy if obviously, if you've 0:24:12.090 --> 0:24:14.310 been following the saga, we spoke to the person that 0:24:14.310 --> 0:24:16.200 cut his hair or cuts. 0:24:16.200 --> 0:24:18.510 His hair like the same hairdresser. 0:24:18.510 --> 0:24:21.450 Regular hairdresser, but there was a hole in the alibi 0:24:21.450 --> 0:24:24.960 because Andy, you saw him on budget night. Yeah. And 0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:27.810 he seemed to have a fresh haircut. Fresh cut. And 0:24:27.810 --> 0:24:30.450 then how? The hairdresser we talked to that does his 0:24:30.450 --> 0:24:32.140 hair said. Yeah, I actually hadn't seen him for. What 0:24:32.140 --> 0:24:34.630 did she say, six weeks. Six weeks. Yeah. Before budget. 0:24:34.840 --> 0:24:37.480 That doesn't make sense. That's way too long. Does he 0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:40.240 have another hairdresser? Possibly at the back in Canberra? Yeah, 0:24:40.270 --> 0:24:43.689 like a bit of a hair and makeup person. Yeah. No, 0:24:44.230 --> 0:24:49.000 this is from Mike. All caps message reads my son 0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:56.070 cut Jim Jarmusch's hair. Friend has just reached out to 0:24:56.070 --> 0:24:58.800 me after I proudly shared a photo of Jim Chalmers 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:02.010 hair on budget night on my Facebook feed, saying, my 0:25:02.010 --> 0:25:07.530 son cut this man's hair. So he has shown the 0:25:07.530 --> 0:25:12.750 world Jim Chalmers budget night haircut and proud parents. Proud parents. Now, 0:25:12.750 --> 0:25:15.840 Mark's not a listener, but a friend of Mark's is. 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.240 And she reached out and said, hey, Hamish and Andy 0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:22.929 are looking for the treasurer's barber. I don't know why 0:25:22.930 --> 0:25:25.900 so much of this campaign is now about the treasurer's hairdresser, 0:25:26.109 --> 0:25:28.750 but that's how people are hearing it. So you're looking 0:25:28.750 --> 0:25:31.240 for the treasurer's barber? Yeah, because if we can get 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:34.060 the barber, we've got them all now. He goes, well, 0:25:34.060 --> 0:25:36.729 my son link cut Jim Chalmers hair a week or 0:25:36.730 --> 0:25:38.500 two before the budget. Now that would have been bang 0:25:38.500 --> 0:25:40.840 on the budget cut because everyone knows you don't get 0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:43.540 it cut that day. You. The best time for a 0:25:43.550 --> 0:25:46.580 haircut is about a week after Let it Grow in. Um, 0:25:46.580 --> 0:25:50.450 he works on Brisbane's Southside. He didn't like this. His 0:25:50.450 --> 0:25:52.909 son Mike, son Lincoln, didn't know who Jim Chalmers was, 0:25:52.910 --> 0:25:57.080 but was, of course, professional. A barber's code decrees he 0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:00.140 must cut any, cut any man's hair, but he king 0:26:00.140 --> 0:26:05.000 or pauper, the wall through the door. And so he 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:09.869 executed his duty with honor, However, I am not sure 0:26:09.869 --> 0:26:14.669 what the barber client confidentiality is. Mike is unsure of it, 0:26:14.670 --> 0:26:17.909 but we've got Lincoln himself. The man that cut Jim Jones. 0:26:17.910 --> 0:26:21.480 Yes, yes. Link. Well, hoy hoy. How are we, lads? Right. 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:23.790 We are good. Now we know this was some time 0:26:23.790 --> 0:26:27.990 ago now. But how? First of all, were you happy 0:26:27.990 --> 0:26:28.800 with the cut? 0:26:28.800 --> 0:26:32.360 Oh, brilliant, mate, it looked fantastic, you know. Started up 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:33.590 nice for him. Made it look good. 0:26:33.650 --> 0:26:36.770 Did he come in and say, this is my budget cut? 0:26:36.770 --> 0:26:38.419 And with a little bit of a joke being a 0:26:38.420 --> 0:26:39.890 budget cut, play on words. 0:26:39.920 --> 0:26:43.520 Well, he came in and, you know, sat down. Normal 0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:46.730 client interaction. I do sit him down, talk to him. 0:26:46.730 --> 0:26:49.369 And at Happy Barbers we like offer free drinks and 0:26:49.369 --> 0:26:52.460 nice services and whatnot with our cuts mentioned he was 0:26:52.460 --> 0:26:55.950 politician and he's. Yeah. You know something happened in Canberra 0:26:55.950 --> 0:26:57.600 and whatnot being a bit secretive. And I was like, 0:26:57.600 --> 0:27:00.719 oh yeah, you know, whatever, you know, talking about it. 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:04.020 And then left the shop, did a bit Google search. 0:27:04.020 --> 0:27:06.930 I was like, oh, there he is, Jim Chalmers. And 0:27:06.930 --> 0:27:08.879 I was like, oh, he looks familiar. And yeah, no, 0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:10.320 I found out it was the budget cut. 0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:13.500 So it was the budget. The budget, the budget cut. Um, 0:27:13.500 --> 0:27:19.350 now link our interest in the treasurer is heavily dependent 0:27:19.350 --> 0:27:24.460 on his ability to yay or nay future commemorative $1 0:27:24.460 --> 0:27:29.800 coin designs. That falls under his umbrella. Did he give 0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:36.010 off any sense? When you were cutting the treasurer's hair? 0:27:36.340 --> 0:27:37.090 Not many in. 0:27:37.090 --> 0:27:39.369 Words. Many, many weeks ago. Did he give off any 0:27:39.369 --> 0:27:43.240 nonverbal sense or verbal or verbal that he would be 0:27:43.250 --> 0:27:48.830 interested in relaxing the he, up until now, quite stringent 0:27:48.830 --> 0:27:51.800 rules on how someone gets a commemorative coin. Did you 0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:52.730 get the it. 0:27:52.730 --> 0:27:55.790 Wasn't brought up, but, um, I'm sure I could find it. 0:27:55.940 --> 0:27:57.290 Did you get the sense? Did you get. 0:27:57.320 --> 0:27:59.659 We don't laugh maniacally after you say that. Link. 0:27:59.660 --> 0:28:00.830 I was just like I'm saying, did you get the 0:28:00.830 --> 0:28:05.570 sense that he's the kind of guy that would be 0:28:05.570 --> 0:28:07.910 up for going, look, we've done things one way, but 0:28:07.930 --> 0:28:10.570 there's no way we can't bend it slightly to do 0:28:10.570 --> 0:28:11.410 them another. 0:28:11.619 --> 0:28:13.240 Oh, he was pretty relaxed, to be honest. 0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:13.990 So that's a good. 0:28:13.990 --> 0:28:14.859 Sign a great sign. 0:28:14.859 --> 0:28:17.109 So it's a good sign for you? It's a good sign. 0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:20.920 Link let me put it this way. Did you suggest 0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:23.919 a different way of approaching the cut. And was he 0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:24.970 open to that? 0:28:24.970 --> 0:28:30.850 I did. I actually did. I suggested something different and 0:28:30.850 --> 0:28:32.690 he was down for it And I did it. And 0:28:32.690 --> 0:28:33.109 he liked. 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.430 Boys. It could be a bit early to pop the champagne, 0:28:37.430 --> 0:28:40.160 but it's feeling like we're on here. 0:28:40.460 --> 0:28:43.790 So he's the kind of guy that's open to suggestions. 0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:45.980 Like what? 0:28:47.600 --> 0:28:48.890 What was it different? 0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:51.890 What was it different? The thing that you suggested. I 0:28:51.890 --> 0:28:53.540 just want to get to get a gauge. 0:28:53.540 --> 0:28:57.360 I, um, I suggested a different style of cut, so 0:28:57.360 --> 0:29:00.210 when it grows out, it looks nicer. And the long 0:29:00.210 --> 0:29:00.960 run for him. 0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:04.380 Better value. You can go longer between haircuts. So he 0:29:04.380 --> 0:29:05.520 likes value. 0:29:05.580 --> 0:29:08.490 Okay, good. Good. Um, well that's great. I mean, that's 0:29:08.490 --> 0:29:09.150 all we needed. 0:29:09.150 --> 0:29:10.290 That's incredible. More than we. 0:29:10.290 --> 0:29:11.940 Could have hoped for. That's huge. 0:29:12.330 --> 0:29:15.810 Psychological insights. Do you think he's coming back? 0:29:16.290 --> 0:29:19.320 He mentioned about not popping back in to see me. 0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:20.290 So we'll see what happens. 0:29:20.710 --> 0:29:22.960 Link, would you would you be happy to be an 0:29:22.960 --> 0:29:24.670 operative for us? 0:29:24.970 --> 0:29:28.630 No operative. Look, I can I can sneak some stuff 0:29:28.630 --> 0:29:29.680 in there. We'll see what happens. 0:29:29.710 --> 0:29:33.550 Suddenly, just suddenly, just just so something like. All right, 0:29:33.550 --> 0:29:36.550 I'm Jim Chalmers. I'm getting my hair cut. All right. 0:29:36.550 --> 0:29:41.710 I want you linking to subtly bring up with me 0:29:41.710 --> 0:29:44.250 the concept of the Hamish and Andy podcast. Getting a 0:29:44.250 --> 0:29:47.670 dollar coin. Okay, so let's pretend you're cutting away. Yeah. 0:29:47.670 --> 0:29:50.100 And I go, hey, link, I love that suggestion you 0:29:50.100 --> 0:29:52.320 gave me last time about the hair growing out. That's 0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:53.760 why I haven't been in for a while. It actually 0:29:53.760 --> 0:29:56.700 looked really good as it was growing out. Um, any 0:29:56.700 --> 0:30:00.060 other any other suggestions or things that you've heard? Well, 0:30:00.060 --> 0:30:00.510 I'd bring. 0:30:00.510 --> 0:30:03.390 Up bring up the story that my grandfather used to, like, 0:30:03.390 --> 0:30:05.370 collect the coins when I was young. 0:30:05.460 --> 0:30:08.320 Remember, I'm Jim Chalmers here, so we'll do the role play. So. Oh, right. 0:30:08.320 --> 0:30:10.210 Your grandpa used to collect coins. Did he? 0:30:10.210 --> 0:30:10.870 Yeah. Yeah. 0:30:11.020 --> 0:30:13.150 Well, you know, you weave it in and I'd be. Oh, yeah. 0:30:13.150 --> 0:30:15.310 No, don't tell me what you're doing cos I'm Jim Chalmers. 0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:18.760 You you're in the first person now. So. Uh. Oh 0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:22.209 so I'm Jim Chalmers, remember. Ah, your grandpa used to 0:30:22.210 --> 0:30:23.410 collect coins. Did he. 0:30:23.410 --> 0:30:26.770 Yeah he did. Oh you know that Hamish and Andy podcast. 0:30:26.770 --> 0:30:28.330 I listen to them quite a bit. I've heard they've 0:30:28.330 --> 0:30:30.580 been looking about getting a coin to be weird as 0:30:30.580 --> 0:30:31.840 a something like that. 0:30:31.990 --> 0:30:34.550 Oh, no. Don't don't be sorry. 0:30:35.690 --> 0:30:38.390 We. Yeah, right. I'll have to watch out and make 0:30:38.390 --> 0:30:40.370 sure I reject that if you think it'd be weird. 0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.560 Link, I cannot stress enough. We want it to be normal, 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:46.100 as we want it. 0:30:46.100 --> 0:30:46.790 To be good as. 0:30:47.090 --> 0:30:47.510 Normal. 0:30:48.050 --> 0:30:50.090 So try again. Link. Also. Go. Oh, go. Oh, you 0:30:50.090 --> 0:30:52.310 used to collect. Your grandpa used to collect dollar coins, 0:30:52.310 --> 0:30:52.850 did he? 0:30:53.300 --> 0:30:54.170 Yes you did. 0:30:54.590 --> 0:30:56.770 And I've, I've been seeing on the, uh, Hamish and 0:30:56.770 --> 0:30:59.020 Andy podcast, I've been wanting a coin, you know, two 0:30:59.020 --> 0:31:01.330 great Australian icons. They'd be great on one. 0:31:01.660 --> 0:31:02.080 Yeah. 0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:05.230 That's okay. There we go. Thank you. Yes, it's a 0:31:05.530 --> 0:31:08.380 it's what the people want. I'll look into it. Thank 0:31:08.380 --> 0:31:09.610 you again for the haircut. 0:31:09.730 --> 0:31:15.250 I'm glad we did the rehearsal link. Mate, thank you 0:31:15.250 --> 0:31:17.740 for joining us. Really appreciate it. And good luck out there. 0:31:17.740 --> 0:31:20.450 We will contact us immediately. If he comes back. 0:31:20.450 --> 0:31:22.820 We'll go silent now from our end. Back to bed. 0:31:22.820 --> 0:31:25.969 So it's back to you though. Link to alert us. 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:26.840 There. 0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:27.440 Easy ways. 0:31:27.470 --> 0:31:28.970 See you mate. Bye. You mate. Thank you. Have a 0:31:28.970 --> 0:31:41.570 good one. And a couple of weeks ago, you enlightened us, 0:31:41.570 --> 0:31:44.300 brought us into the world of extreme empaths. 0:31:44.310 --> 0:31:47.310 Yeah, yeah. Which I don't think I am. 0:31:47.850 --> 0:31:48.600 I don't think. 0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:52.530 So. No, I've never listed that as one of my, um, 0:31:52.530 --> 0:31:57.480 gripes against you. Too empathetic. Stop with all the empathy. No, 0:31:57.480 --> 0:31:59.280 I don't. I wouldn't call you an extreme empath, but 0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:03.270 your girlfriend Beck is your fiance. Beck is. She's one 0:32:03.270 --> 0:32:05.160 of the one of the premium examples. 0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.040 It came from. Obviously she felt sorry for the Castrol 0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.180 car during the formula one Grand Prix. They had a 0:32:10.180 --> 0:32:12.730 V8 race as well and something happened at the start 0:32:12.730 --> 0:32:16.030 which meant he missed it and he was 400m behind 0:32:16.180 --> 0:32:18.310 and Beck was very upset every time it went past 0:32:18.310 --> 0:32:20.350 and yelled at at one point, can't they just all 0:32:20.350 --> 0:32:21.910 wait for it to catch up? No. 0:32:21.910 --> 0:32:24.880 And if you've seen Disney's cars, you'd know that that 0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.100 Castrol car would be sad, but you'd also be trying 0:32:27.100 --> 0:32:30.610 his best. But then later jerks like Chick Hicks and 0:32:30.610 --> 0:32:33.690 stuff would be giving him hell out the back, making 0:32:33.690 --> 0:32:35.850 him really letting him know about the fact that he 0:32:35.850 --> 0:32:39.270 missed the start. But that is racing. That's racing. Um, 0:32:39.270 --> 0:32:44.250 and we got so many emails from people going like, 0:32:44.250 --> 0:32:46.890 this is me, this is me as well. I couldn't 0:32:46.890 --> 0:32:48.900 believe it. And I think it's I think it's worth 0:32:48.900 --> 0:32:52.440 shining a light on people from like, just from people going, 0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.660 can't stand anyone stepping on a snail because they're cute 0:32:54.660 --> 0:32:56.750 and slow and it's not their fault. They're so slow. 0:32:56.750 --> 0:32:59.719 Like just, you know, just generic ones like that to 0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:04.370 things like this. Um, from Jade. When I'm clothes shopping, 0:33:04.370 --> 0:33:06.320 if I carry around an item and then I change 0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:09.860 my mind, I still have to buy it because I 0:33:09.860 --> 0:33:11.930 feel like I got its hopes up and it'll be 0:33:11.930 --> 0:33:12.470 sad if. 0:33:12.470 --> 0:33:17.120 I put it back. That's great. 0:33:18.380 --> 0:33:21.950 Look at this. This is another one, I mean, like 0:33:22.700 --> 0:33:25.430 from Caitlin, when I'm on Instagram or any other social 0:33:25.430 --> 0:33:28.610 media site, I have to like every single post. Otherwise, 0:33:28.610 --> 0:33:30.500 I feel bad that the other posts have been left 0:33:30.500 --> 0:33:33.440 out and they feel sad. Sometimes I don't even look 0:33:33.440 --> 0:33:36.320 at the post. I just like it. Otherwise I would 0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:38.420 feel bad that it feels sad. 0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.630 I've got a similar one here from Krystal. I feel 0:33:41.660 --> 0:33:44.120 bad for boats that are towing something on the back 0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:45.280 like a wakeboarder. 0:33:48.010 --> 0:33:51.550 That's a big extra weight. Feels like a real struggle. 0:33:51.580 --> 0:33:54.850 I also feel bad for trucks when they go up hills. 0:33:58.150 --> 0:33:59.710 They must get tired of. 0:33:59.710 --> 0:34:04.000 Hauling all day. We are living in the world of 0:34:04.000 --> 0:34:07.120 Thomas the Tank Engine here. It's like all these machines. 0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:10.820 Have sad faces. Oh, and they all chat to each 0:34:10.820 --> 0:34:13.700 other at night. Okay. Yeah. How's this one feel? 0:34:13.700 --> 0:34:14.450 You're feeling. 0:34:14.450 --> 0:34:17.870 It? Um, yeah. No feeling you. Pauline. Um, this is 0:34:17.870 --> 0:34:19.910 from Pauline. She goes. I have one teaspoon of a 0:34:19.910 --> 0:34:22.490 slightly different size to the rest. When I see it 0:34:22.489 --> 0:34:25.400 in the cutlery drawer, I always use it first. I 0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:27.800 worry it might feel less worthy than its peers because 0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:29.810 of its difference in size and shape, and choosing it 0:34:29.810 --> 0:34:31.850 above the rest assures the spoon of its. 0:34:31.850 --> 0:34:36.700 Welcome position in my drawer. It's beautiful. The runt of the. 0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:37.779 It's beautiful. It's a. 0:34:37.780 --> 0:34:39.340 Beautiful message to send to the other. 0:34:39.340 --> 0:34:41.020 Spoon. It's the Rudolph spoon. 0:34:41.020 --> 0:34:45.070 Yes, yes. Tonight you may lead the pudding. Oh, now, 0:34:45.310 --> 0:34:45.969 a better analogy. 0:34:45.969 --> 0:34:48.129 I don't think it's going to grow into a beautiful spoon. 0:34:48.130 --> 0:34:51.400 Oh, a carving knife. If you hold on to that 0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:52.510 little spoon long enough. 0:34:52.510 --> 0:34:57.040 This is from Amy, fellow empath here with Beck. My 0:34:57.040 --> 0:34:59.410 husband and I will buy Arnett's cream favorites that have 0:34:59.410 --> 0:35:03.279 five different biscuits for our couples. I can't just pick 0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:10.240 one so I always have five. I don't want a 0:35:10.239 --> 0:35:13.930 variety to feel left out, but I'm always so full. 0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:22.310 For biscuits. But this is the length. 0:35:22.730 --> 0:35:25.640 But this is. I mean, God, these beautiful souls amongst 0:35:25.640 --> 0:35:27.350 us that you don't. We don't know that this is 0:35:27.350 --> 0:35:29.690 going on because we're just munching away on a biscuit, 0:35:29.690 --> 0:35:32.090 having a nice time. But people are putting so much 0:35:32.090 --> 0:35:36.410 more emotional care into the world. This one really got me. 0:35:36.410 --> 0:35:38.330 I was like, I don't even know how this works. 0:35:38.510 --> 0:35:41.960 This is from Rory. I think I'm an empath because 0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:44.210 when I'm out for a run and I happen to 0:35:44.230 --> 0:35:47.410 accidentally land on a crack in the path with one foot, 0:35:47.410 --> 0:35:49.089 I'll have to go out of my way to run 0:35:49.090 --> 0:35:51.910 onto another crack with the other foot and landed in 0:35:51.910 --> 0:35:55.210 the exact same position as the previous footed experienced it. Otherwise, 0:35:55.210 --> 0:35:57.130 I'll feel bad that one foot has stepped on a 0:35:57.130 --> 0:35:58.930 crack and the other one hasn't. Oh, so. 0:35:58.930 --> 0:35:59.440 It's about his. 0:35:59.440 --> 0:35:59.950 Feet. 0:36:00.340 --> 0:36:01.719 I think he's more OCD. 0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:04.000 Well, he's trying to make his feet feel not feel 0:36:04.030 --> 0:36:06.250 bad about each other, so he's like it can make 0:36:06.250 --> 0:36:07.450 running quite frustrating. 0:36:07.450 --> 0:36:08.320 I imagine it. 0:36:08.330 --> 0:36:11.480 Can. Tracking all the cracks in the world and making 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.810 sure that each foot has had their fair share of cracks. 0:36:15.140 --> 0:36:16.850 It's cracking advantage. Or is. 0:36:16.850 --> 0:36:18.560 It? I don't know, I think it's more just like 0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:20.000 I used to think it's something, but I guess it's 0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:23.060 just the foot's had one. They've had a different experience now. 0:36:23.060 --> 0:36:24.859 The other foot. With the other foot. 0:36:25.219 --> 0:36:29.630 Kayla nominates her dad as an empath. And look, it'd 0:36:29.630 --> 0:36:32.030 be fair to say, you know, if you, you know, 0:36:32.030 --> 0:36:36.270 if we talk about genders, obviously there's all types. Um, 0:36:36.420 --> 0:36:40.140 but more females have been have written in for this. 0:36:40.290 --> 0:36:41.910 We are seeing a few more girls, not tons of 0:36:41.910 --> 0:36:42.870 blokes writing for this. 0:36:43.140 --> 0:36:45.960 Her dad, he said he will rotate his socks evenly 0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:50.880 through the sock drawer. He'll never wear one again until 0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:52.379 everyone's had a go. 0:36:52.590 --> 0:36:53.670 Really? 0:36:53.670 --> 0:36:54.990 Because he doesn't want them to feel. 0:36:54.989 --> 0:36:56.190 Doesn't want him to feel left out. 0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:58.370 He just wants him to all know that he cares 0:36:58.370 --> 0:36:59.149 about them. 0:36:59.180 --> 0:37:00.649 How could you possibly do that? 0:37:00.650 --> 0:37:03.920 I reckon I never do that. I have hundreds of 0:37:03.920 --> 0:37:07.070 socks because I go through spurts of worrying that I'll 0:37:07.070 --> 0:37:10.070 run out of socks. So I just have socks. Security 0:37:10.070 --> 0:37:12.919 is what I care about. Then I have almost like 0:37:12.920 --> 0:37:14.990 the mantle of the earth. I have like a, I 0:37:14.989 --> 0:37:18.170 have a very deep sock drawer and a layer that I've. 0:37:18.170 --> 0:37:21.210 I haven't looked under for years, but may well have 0:37:21.210 --> 0:37:22.950 some of my favorite socks in it. But then about 0:37:22.950 --> 0:37:26.730 the nine pairs I enjoy, they rotate around like topsoil, yes, 0:37:26.730 --> 0:37:29.730 but as you dig down into the crust, you will 0:37:29.730 --> 0:37:32.430 find some of the ones from Covid that I bought. 0:37:32.430 --> 0:37:34.379 They're still in there. They're doing a very important job. 0:37:34.380 --> 0:37:36.719 They're holding up the topsoil, but I'll never dig down 0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:43.200 that deep. I just want to say this off the top. 0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:46.719 We don't laugh at names. We don't laugh at names anymore. 0:37:46.930 --> 0:37:49.510 We don't laugh at names. Gone are the days. I mean, 0:37:49.510 --> 0:37:53.320 we have laughed. We've all been. Many decades ago, Bart 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:56.710 Simpson created a career out of laughing at names. Is 0:37:56.710 --> 0:37:59.470 huge ass there. You know. Hey, guys, I'm looking for 0:37:59.469 --> 0:38:02.230 a huge ass. Now we all laughed. Yeah, we all 0:38:02.230 --> 0:38:05.140 laughed in the 90s. Then we learnt you don't laugh 0:38:05.140 --> 0:38:07.480 at names. You didn't ask for that name. If there 0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:09.920 is a huge ass out there. He didn't ask for 0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.090 that name. Well, we did do. 0:38:11.090 --> 0:38:13.610 A whole series of pranks where we'd ring like a 0:38:13.610 --> 0:38:17.569 regional sports team or like, uh. 0:38:17.570 --> 0:38:20.840 That's true. Yes. And we'd go like, you know. Yeah. Chips. Mcgibbons. 0:38:20.840 --> 0:38:22.220 Yeah. And the whole point. 0:38:22.370 --> 0:38:24.530 Was Simpson or whatever. The whole point. 0:38:24.530 --> 0:38:28.489 Was you or I were to hold up. Yes, uh, 0:38:28.489 --> 0:38:29.690 a silly name. 0:38:29.690 --> 0:38:32.600 Yeah, but that was actually about not laughing at names. 0:38:32.620 --> 0:38:33.640 Well, because we had to. 0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:36.219 We had to get through it without laughing. So I'd 0:38:36.219 --> 0:38:37.660 say that was still under the rules of we don't 0:38:37.660 --> 0:38:41.170 laugh at names now. So that's I understand that rule. 0:38:41.170 --> 0:38:45.520 So imagine my surprise when, against all odds and against 0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:47.589 my best wishes, I did laugh at a name the 0:38:47.590 --> 0:38:51.460 other day, and I wasn't expecting to laugh at a name, 0:38:51.460 --> 0:38:53.890 and I didn't laugh loud. But it did get this. 0:38:53.890 --> 0:38:54.820 It got a got a. 0:38:56.989 --> 0:38:58.100 I know the type of. 0:38:58.100 --> 0:38:59.750 I know the top. And I looked at Zoe to 0:38:59.750 --> 0:39:01.070 see if she'd heard and she hadn't heard it. And 0:39:01.070 --> 0:39:02.450 I was like, this is one of the ones. We 0:39:02.450 --> 0:39:04.280 were at the airport. So I was like, she's busy. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:08.149 And I was like, do I share this? Um, she's busy. 0:39:08.420 --> 0:39:13.040 My brain always thinks comedy will, like, will rule. No 0:39:13.040 --> 0:39:14.780 matter how busy Zoe is. There's a voice in my 0:39:14.780 --> 0:39:16.490 head that goes, no, she'll find this funny. 0:39:16.489 --> 0:39:17.210 Stop her. 0:39:17.330 --> 0:39:21.049 Tell her. Tell her your funny thing. And it's never right. 0:39:21.450 --> 0:39:25.350 So we're checking in, we're checking in. And there's a 0:39:25.350 --> 0:39:29.279 very professional man there who actually has a, like, a 0:39:29.280 --> 0:39:34.259 normal sounding like, well, not normal, a un un unusual, 0:39:34.260 --> 0:39:38.190 a common, unremarkable, unremarkable surname. No such thing as normal. 0:39:38.190 --> 0:39:40.980 We love all names, but just not a name that 0:39:40.980 --> 0:39:43.439 you would look twice at. However, in this setting, you'll 0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:46.930 see why it gets the laugh. He's like, he's like 0:39:46.930 --> 0:39:50.950 50 years old. Like I'd say, I don't know, finance. Like, 0:39:50.950 --> 0:39:55.839 looks like he's important. And it's like at the the 0:39:55.840 --> 0:39:57.190 check in desk. 0:39:57.190 --> 0:40:00.790 The Qantas thing must probably, probably be business class check in. 0:40:00.790 --> 0:40:02.259 Uh, not for me. No check in with kids. So 0:40:02.260 --> 0:40:03.669 you have to line up. And it must be very 0:40:03.670 --> 0:40:05.500 nice for you guys just dumping bags and straight to 0:40:05.500 --> 0:40:08.170 the business lounge, but I unfortunately, I'm in the cube 0:40:08.170 --> 0:40:09.870 common manning it, But I. 0:40:09.870 --> 0:40:10.440 Doubt that. 0:40:10.950 --> 0:40:12.540 Even though we had a valet and. 0:40:12.540 --> 0:40:14.190 They were doing it while I. 0:40:14.190 --> 0:40:15.780 Was sitting on my, I was sitting on the back 0:40:15.780 --> 0:40:17.759 of the tractor waiting to be driven to the gates, 0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:22.500 does all the check in and hand the thing back 0:40:22.500 --> 0:40:25.080 and then go. There you go, Mr. Bean. Enjoy. 0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:36.070 Oh that's funny. It's good. Enjoy the flight, I. Oh. Yeah. 0:40:36.070 --> 0:40:37.569 Did he not speak? 0:40:37.690 --> 0:40:38.529 Did he go? 0:40:40.270 --> 0:40:43.750 Did have a little teddy bear. But I was like, 0:40:43.750 --> 0:40:44.650 see this guy? 0:40:44.650 --> 0:40:45.879 This guy's Mr. Bean. 0:40:46.180 --> 0:40:48.250 He's. He's put up with that his whole life. 0:40:48.250 --> 0:40:49.840 And I felt bad because I was like, if he 0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:51.520 sees me laugh, he knows what I'm laughing. 0:40:51.550 --> 0:40:52.180 Yeah, exactly. 0:40:52.180 --> 0:40:54.850 It's like when tall people get told they're tall. It's like, yes, 0:40:54.850 --> 0:40:57.799 I'm aware I'm tall. Like, he knows he's Mr. Bean. 0:40:57.950 --> 0:41:01.669 He's Mr. Bean. That's tough for him. He's he's got 0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:03.440 he's got to deal with that. And he didn't. 0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:04.700 Didn't look like. 0:41:04.820 --> 0:41:06.739 Did his luggage have three wheels? No. That was, that 0:41:06.739 --> 0:41:07.520 wasn't Mr. Bean's. 0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:09.020 Car, was it. That was his nemesis. 0:41:09.020 --> 0:41:10.550 His nemesis. I got. 0:41:10.550 --> 0:41:12.320 To watch. I got to watch out for that guy. 0:41:12.620 --> 0:41:15.110 But it did. I was like, am I laughing because 0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:18.140 I'm laughing because I'm. Or am I thinking of Rowan Atkinson? 0:41:18.140 --> 0:41:20.750 And he's funny and Mr. Bean is funny. And that's 0:41:20.750 --> 0:41:23.100 why I'm laughing. Or I'm just laughing because this guy 0:41:23.190 --> 0:41:24.719 is Mr. Bean. 0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.690 So did he register? You go there. 0:41:27.810 --> 0:41:28.410 Mm mm. 0:41:28.920 --> 0:41:30.930 I think I got away with it. Yeah, I think 0:41:30.930 --> 0:41:32.940 I got away with it. But then again to to 0:41:32.940 --> 0:41:35.489 my point then I was like, hey. So you know, 0:41:35.489 --> 0:41:39.540 she's like got kids bags. I was like, I don't know. 0:41:39.540 --> 0:41:42.810 His first name is his last name is bean. Yes. 0:41:43.380 --> 0:41:45.270 So when the. 0:41:45.270 --> 0:41:48.140 Then the person had the ticket, you get Mr. Bean. 0:41:48.680 --> 0:41:49.609 He's like just. 0:41:49.610 --> 0:41:51.290 Crickets. Like. 0:41:51.290 --> 0:41:52.580 And she not saying Mr. Bean. 0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:53.750 I don't think so, Jack. 0:41:53.750 --> 0:41:55.640 I think I think, yeah, she must have missed it 0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:56.900 because it was a very funny. 0:42:01.489 --> 0:42:04.520 Thanks for listening to the Hamish and Andy podcast. Will 0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:08.780 return next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com.