WEBVTT - 2024 Ep 246 - The Worst Keep It Or Delete It EVER!? 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.340 A listener production. 0:00:07.460 --> 0:00:13.010 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.010 --> 0:00:16.070 in three two. 0:00:17.690 --> 0:00:21.470 Sorry, it's still buffering. One. 0:00:23.750 --> 0:00:25.760 Ahoy to me! Waning gibbous. 0:00:26.030 --> 0:00:29.000 Hamish, I think I know what I am. Would Jack 0:00:29.030 --> 0:00:30.770 be a waxing gibbous? He's a. 0:00:30.770 --> 0:00:31.760 Waxing crescent. 0:00:31.820 --> 0:00:34.820 Crescent? Yeah. We're moon's. We're in the sky. We're moon's baby. 0:00:34.850 --> 0:00:36.710 We're moon's phases of the moon. 0:00:36.710 --> 0:00:38.870 Yes. Did you know that? I did know a waxing 0:00:38.870 --> 0:00:40.190 and waning and I'm. 0:00:40.250 --> 0:00:40.700 Did you know. 0:00:40.700 --> 0:00:41.270 Gibbous? 0:00:44.150 --> 0:00:47.360 I assumed that gibbous was the second half of the 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:48.140 waxing and waning. 0:00:48.140 --> 0:00:51.140 Because I didn't quite know. Gibbous, I suppose because it's 0:00:51.140 --> 0:00:52.610 a different word for the other one. 0:00:52.610 --> 0:00:57.150 So. Crescent, obviously you have a smaller. The a smaller 0:00:57.150 --> 0:01:00.300 portion of the moon is lit up. Um, and then 0:01:00.300 --> 0:01:03.270 the gibbous is when the bigger side of the moon is. 0:01:03.390 --> 0:01:06.390 That's the gibbous. But it's on its it's on its way. 0:01:06.390 --> 0:01:08.880 Yeah, but it's on some more. Yes. 0:01:09.150 --> 0:01:10.530 Come on, baby, fill up. 0:01:10.530 --> 0:01:14.069 And waxing is when the moon shape is growing in size. Yeah. 0:01:14.069 --> 0:01:16.620 Waning, shrinking. Yeah. A lot of good moons. Moon chat. Ah, 0:01:16.620 --> 0:01:17.490 thank you to Mike. 0:01:17.700 --> 0:01:19.080 And take the rest of the week off, Mike. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.340 Well, that must be exhausted. 0:01:20.340 --> 0:01:20.850 That's a big one. 0:01:20.850 --> 0:01:23.340 That's obviously come with a page with lots of descriptions. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.640 Ahoy! Also to, uh, Courtney from Emerald, who used the 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:29.310 very easy to use system. Com to upload this bit 0:01:29.310 --> 0:01:29.880 of audio. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:35.160 Hi, Hamish and Andy and big boy Jack, it's Courtney 0:01:35.190 --> 0:01:38.670 here from Emerald. I was just vacuuming the floor and 0:01:38.670 --> 0:01:42.300 I very quickly filled up the vacuum canister with dust. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:44.970 My husband, Chris, then asked me if I wanted to 0:01:44.970 --> 0:01:48.240 empty the vacuum canister, to which I gave him my 0:01:48.240 --> 0:01:52.680 now stock standard response, which is that's a Chris job. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:56.400 That's a Chris job. So thanks for that one, Andy. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.529 And it would have annoyed you a bit too, Andy, 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.960 that she kept the vacuum cleaner going there to record 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:04.110 the audio. I did. I did see her purse of 0:02:04.110 --> 0:02:07.620 the lips as Andy. talked a little bit of I 0:02:07.620 --> 0:02:09.179 had a bit of Atmos. Atmos? 0:02:09.180 --> 0:02:11.100 That's nice. I just felt sorry for Chris because we've 0:02:11.100 --> 0:02:14.730 all been there. I've always have to, um, empty the 0:02:14.730 --> 0:02:18.900 vacuum cleaner. That's strictly in my job. For some reason, I. 0:02:18.900 --> 0:02:20.910 I'm just always of the feeling. And you'd be in 0:02:20.910 --> 0:02:22.680 this camp to Jack. I reckon that it's always just 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:23.820 got one more trip in it. 0:02:23.820 --> 0:02:26.160 Oh, my God, how's the last time I took one out? 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.280 It was so full. It's like touching a water balloon. 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:32.740 I'm like, ours is so dense because I'm always thinking 0:02:32.740 --> 0:02:34.959 to myself, well, if you can suck air through, dust 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.900 ain't that much bigger. So we got a little bit 0:02:37.900 --> 0:02:41.410 more space in there. Like it's almost a briquette. We 0:02:41.410 --> 0:02:44.560 probably should probably should keep ours to build, like a 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:48.399 small igloo out of them or something. It'd be very dense. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:53.440 Material, losing the overall sucking functionality with too much in there. 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:54.880 I mean, it can't, it can't probably. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:56.530 But I find if you run it back and forth 0:02:56.530 --> 0:02:59.410 over the cheerio enough, eventually it'll hit a good patch 0:02:59.410 --> 0:03:04.720 of wind and and it will hoist that heavy piece 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.680 of cereal up the neck. Hey, um, um, speaking of, um, 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.670 our partners guys, I wanted to start today with what 0:03:12.669 --> 0:03:15.520 I hope is just a little safe space for the 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.310 lads here and not, you know, I know it's a 0:03:19.310 --> 0:03:23.179 public forum, but the reason I wanted to designate this, um, 0:03:23.510 --> 0:03:27.830 the start of the show was, I think, in my relationship. 0:03:27.830 --> 0:03:29.630 And I'm guessing it's the same for you guys. There 0:03:29.630 --> 0:03:33.680 are often times when I bring a joke to the relationship. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.600 Usually it's just between Zo and I. This one is, 0:03:35.630 --> 0:03:38.540 and I go, hey, how funny is this? And it 0:03:38.540 --> 0:03:42.920 doesn't get the response that I think it deserves. And 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:47.060 I'll often try again which has a low hit rate 0:03:47.060 --> 0:03:50.390 of increasing. It hasn't happened where Zo turns around and goes, 0:03:50.390 --> 0:03:53.210 oh yeah, now I get it. That's really funny. It's 0:03:53.210 --> 0:03:56.480 usually just these are the ones where I'm like, I 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.550 feel like I should be getting more for this. And 0:03:58.550 --> 0:04:00.950 I thought, if this is happening, where, where else can 0:04:00.950 --> 0:04:03.290 I get the kind of feedback that I'm yearning for 0:04:03.290 --> 0:04:06.560 this joke, if not with you two gentlemen. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.430 All right, let's hear it. 0:04:07.430 --> 0:04:08.900 All right. Well, I've got I've got a I've got 0:04:08.900 --> 0:04:10.280 something I want to start with. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:11.510 I've got one as well, actually. 0:04:11.510 --> 0:04:13.040 Yeah. Great. Have you got one, Jay? 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.020 I got one that I, you wouldn't even call it 0:04:15.020 --> 0:04:18.200 a joke anymore, but I use it almost daily. Okay. 0:04:18.410 --> 0:04:20.989 This like my question to you guys is tell me 0:04:20.990 --> 0:04:25.159 if this is funny and, you know, brackets hint it is. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.219 So I don't know I don't know I don't know 0:04:28.220 --> 0:04:31.789 why Zo isn't laughing at this Little couple of weekends ago, 0:04:31.790 --> 0:04:33.770 I went on a on a road trip like a 0:04:33.770 --> 0:04:36.859 little boys weekend away. Now, there was four of us. 0:04:36.860 --> 0:04:39.740 Two of the members were my old housemates, Haider and John, 0:04:39.740 --> 0:04:42.229 who I lived with for ten years. Right. So I will, 0:04:42.230 --> 0:04:44.930 I understand perhaps those resistance to be like, okay, that's 0:04:44.930 --> 0:04:48.080 kind of the scene I rescued you from. Yes. That 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:52.490 was your wilder times, less domesticated times. You and maybe. 0:04:52.730 --> 0:04:55.550 And she and she admitted. And you've admitted that she 0:04:55.550 --> 0:04:58.490 then took pig management to a new level for about 0:04:58.490 --> 0:05:00.860 ten years to see the man we have now. 0:05:00.860 --> 0:05:04.159 Sharpen him up, trimmed him back, stopped him wearing t 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.500 shirts with logos on them, stuff like that. Said, hey, 0:05:06.500 --> 0:05:09.320 we can lose the Spanish motorbike companies that don't exist. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.120 You don't need to wear those t shirts anymore, things 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.960 like that. So yeah, over time, sculpted him, gentrified him 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:19.010 into the into the pleasant shopping mall that he is now. 0:05:19.010 --> 0:05:21.890 But he was once a wilder suburb. And this is 0:05:21.890 --> 0:05:24.830 maybe this is where her resistance is. So I go, hey, 0:05:25.070 --> 0:05:28.220 are like, so forgot to tell you, um, we did 0:05:28.220 --> 0:05:33.589 this really funny joke while we were away with John, and, um, 0:05:33.589 --> 0:05:38.239 it started where we, like, any time John was on 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.060 his phone, we'd go in like, go to the bathroom 0:05:41.060 --> 0:05:44.340 and get like, 6 or 7 tissues, scrunch them up, 0:05:44.339 --> 0:05:47.160 go in and sprinkle them around him, and then take 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:52.680 a photo of him. I'm going to send you guys 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.380 a bunch of them now. That's a great joke. It 0:05:55.380 --> 0:05:57.929 was a very funny joke. And I'd be like, I'd 0:05:57.930 --> 0:06:00.120 be like, we did it once. And then it just 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.580 became a thing where every time we'd see John by himself, 0:06:02.580 --> 0:06:05.400 preferably on his phone you'd like. I'd always have a 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.530 pocket full of tissues and just run up and chuck 0:06:07.529 --> 0:06:09.810 them at his feet. And so it just looked like 0:06:09.810 --> 0:06:13.500 he was enjoying himself everywhere, everywhere. We went on our trip, 0:06:13.500 --> 0:06:15.960 no matter where we were, like the pub, it just 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.620 became this great joke. Anyway, those face is like totally 0:06:19.620 --> 0:06:24.390 blank as I'm saying this. Like so, you know, you know, 0:06:24.390 --> 0:06:28.830 it's great because the photos like, look at this. You know, 0:06:28.830 --> 0:06:30.510 I'd go to him, hey, mate, did you see what's 0:06:30.510 --> 0:06:33.000 on the WhatsApp? He'd look at the WhatsApp. Yeah, he's 0:06:33.270 --> 0:06:35.219 very good, right? Like we're in the camper van. He'd 0:06:35.220 --> 0:06:37.440 look at the WhatsApp, I'd chuck the tissues over him 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.180 and take a photo of him. So it just looks 0:06:39.180 --> 0:06:44.549 like he's having these huge sessions. Nothing. Jack. You're looking 0:06:44.550 --> 0:06:44.909 at them. 0:06:44.910 --> 0:06:45.390 Even at the. 0:06:45.390 --> 0:06:46.680 Bar. Even at the pub. 0:06:46.890 --> 0:06:49.980 It that's a ten out of ten for me. Yeah. 0:06:49.980 --> 0:06:51.869 I mean, that's what I thought. I'm like, am I 0:06:51.870 --> 0:06:54.870 going crazy here? This is a great joke. 0:06:54.870 --> 0:06:56.700 Well now now this is a safe space I'm going 0:06:56.700 --> 0:06:59.159 to bring up mine that I keep doing to Beck. Who? 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.310 And I've actually been banned from doing it, which I 0:07:02.310 --> 0:07:04.740 think is unfair because I think it's a funny joke. 0:07:05.220 --> 0:07:09.240 But whenever I'm in public and it's very rare. But 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.880 we catch paparazzi there. Oh yeah. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:12.450 Yeah, yeah. 0:07:12.540 --> 0:07:14.940 I get down on one knee and pretend to propose. 0:07:14.940 --> 0:07:15.480 Okay. 0:07:18.970 --> 0:07:21.730 Most recently, the baggage claim at Melbourne Airport. 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:22.480 Okay. 0:07:22.780 --> 0:07:25.660 No, I can't see why Becker would. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:31.750 But it's nice to be here with you guys appreciating 0:07:31.930 --> 0:07:34.150 the joke that that would be a hell of a 0:07:34.150 --> 0:07:38.500 scoop after ten years of dating, especially. Decided to do 0:07:38.500 --> 0:07:40.090 it right on the baggage claim. 0:07:40.090 --> 0:07:41.890 And the joke there is not really on Bec. It's 0:07:41.890 --> 0:07:44.080 on the paparazzi because the second they think. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.940 Yes, you're right, Jack, it's on the high, it's on 0:07:45.940 --> 0:07:49.270 the insatiable media, it's on the clickbait industry. Exactly. 0:07:49.270 --> 0:07:50.530 That's why I try to explain. 0:07:50.710 --> 0:07:53.530 I don't you see. 0:07:53.530 --> 0:07:56.650 Honey, I'm making a political statement about the state of 0:07:56.650 --> 0:07:57.310 our not. 0:07:57.310 --> 0:07:58.000 Smiling at that. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:58.960 No. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:04.240 Coalition starved clickbait economy that people are being sucked into. Yes, 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:05.770 I'm a performance artist. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:07.810 Jack. Do you have one? 0:08:08.230 --> 0:08:11.290 Now, now, the thing I thought of when you started this. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.750 It's not even really a joke by the standards of 0:08:13.750 --> 0:08:15.280 what you guys are bringing to the table. I mean, 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:15.670 Andy's is. 0:08:15.820 --> 0:08:16.840 I don't even steaks, I'll. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:17.380 Tell you that. 0:08:18.310 --> 0:08:20.920 I don't even want to say what mine is. But 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.400 the thing I do almost daily that never gets a 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.440 laugh from Bianca, but I still do. It is when 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.270 she asked me to do some sort of chore around 0:08:28.270 --> 0:08:29.679 the house, like, can you take the bin out or 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:31.240 can you do the dishes? Let's do. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.130 It. By the way, just do it for once without 0:08:33.130 --> 0:08:33.820 being asked. 0:08:33.850 --> 0:08:36.070 In your life. That would be hilarious. 0:08:38.890 --> 0:08:41.890 If she asked me to do a household chore. I'll say, 0:08:41.890 --> 0:08:43.840 But I'm just a little boy. 0:08:48.220 --> 0:08:51.849 And now I wish I hadn't told you. 0:08:55.059 --> 0:08:56.240 Now I wish, I actually. 0:08:56.330 --> 0:08:57.650 I wish has. 0:08:57.650 --> 0:08:58.460 It ever worked? 0:09:01.910 --> 0:09:02.929 And it's never worked. 0:09:02.929 --> 0:09:04.069 You've had the best one. 0:09:04.070 --> 0:09:06.290 Okay, you know what you need to do, Jack? You 0:09:06.290 --> 0:09:08.540 gotta like, you need to wait for the next time 0:09:08.540 --> 0:09:11.750 she tells you, like, do this. And you as she's 0:09:11.750 --> 0:09:13.970 leaving the house. Right. So this could take a while, 0:09:13.970 --> 0:09:16.640 but you need to get, you know, the tiny hands. Like, 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:18.410 I bought a pair the other week. They've got them 0:09:18.410 --> 0:09:20.209 at the post office, you know, with like, the you 0:09:20.210 --> 0:09:22.160 can put them on one finger and it's a tiny 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:22.790 pair of hands, like. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.710 People on the top of pens sometimes. 0:09:24.710 --> 0:09:27.110 Doll hands. Yeah, yeah, they're like little doll hands. People. 0:09:27.110 --> 0:09:28.940 Kind of. There's a thing on Instagram I've seen where 0:09:28.940 --> 0:09:31.370 you can massage cats faces with them. So it looks 0:09:31.370 --> 0:09:33.170 like the cat's getting at like a or it's a 0:09:33.170 --> 0:09:35.600 giant cat getting a massage. Just wait till she leaves 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:38.120 and then film some videos of your like, little tiny 0:09:38.150 --> 0:09:40.939 hands trying to take out the things would be like, see, 0:09:40.940 --> 0:09:43.819 I can't do it. I am a tiny boy. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:52.140 I'm. There's a lot of reasons to listen to this show, 0:09:52.140 --> 0:09:54.810 but I'd say the main one is to get the 0:09:54.809 --> 0:10:00.120 upper hand on everybody socially. Uh, or in the workplace, uh, professionally. 0:10:00.210 --> 0:10:02.939 It used to be that you could buy two very 0:10:02.940 --> 0:10:05.310 good books for that reason, the Power Moves books. Do 0:10:05.309 --> 0:10:08.750 we still have any power moves? Volume two taking advantage 0:10:08.750 --> 0:10:11.240 of a madman. Books left or did they sell out 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:11.839 over Christmas? 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.949 I know we've got plenty. We've got more. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.070 Don't tell me the madman ordered another shipping container full? No. 0:10:19.070 --> 0:10:20.660 So it's still available. So still, if you prefer the 0:10:20.660 --> 0:10:24.199 book form, obviously. Yes, certainly. Volume two remains available. 0:10:24.380 --> 0:10:25.910 Com, um, due to Horgs. 0:10:25.910 --> 0:10:30.530 Ordering slightly more books than there are people in Australia. Um, 0:10:30.530 --> 0:10:33.630 but but now that we've sorted that out. Yes, this 0:10:33.630 --> 0:10:35.370 is the only place the podcast remains. The only place 0:10:35.370 --> 0:10:38.459 you can get the fresh stuff. Mhm. Um, the books 0:10:38.460 --> 0:10:42.300 are more like, you know, uh, when you dry garlics 0:10:42.300 --> 0:10:45.570 and chilies and you can still sell them. Yeah. Still delicious. 0:10:45.570 --> 0:10:48.000 They absolutely have a place in the home. But this 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.069 is the fresh stuff. This is the market where you 0:10:50.070 --> 0:10:54.810 get get the good power moves. Okay. No, sorry. I'm 0:10:54.809 --> 0:10:56.429 not trying to talk anyone out of a sale of 0:10:56.429 --> 0:10:57.030 the book. I know. 0:10:58.620 --> 0:10:59.130 I know. 0:10:59.550 --> 0:11:02.850 I know, we need sales. Is the panic still delicious? Better. 0:11:02.850 --> 0:11:06.209 Some would say more. More aged in the, uh. 0:11:06.210 --> 0:11:07.740 Sounded a little desperate, didn't it? 0:11:08.070 --> 0:11:11.910 Still delicious. Um, and this comes in from Joe. Um, 0:11:11.910 --> 0:11:15.990 Joe is a lifesaver. Sorry, a lifeguard. Okay. Which would 0:11:15.990 --> 0:11:17.819 become apparent in a sec, because if you're a lifeguard 0:11:17.820 --> 0:11:21.000 at a pool. Brackets different to a lifesaver. It seems 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.589 very keen to tell everyone why. 0:11:22.590 --> 0:11:23.609 Why is that a different? 0:11:23.610 --> 0:11:25.950 I think it's a lower qualification alive. 0:11:26.100 --> 0:11:27.210 Life saver. 0:11:27.210 --> 0:11:28.530 Let me put it to you this way. I think 0:11:28.530 --> 0:11:31.560 a lifeguard and I'm just making this up. But the 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.770 the difference between the word guard and save is like, 0:11:34.770 --> 0:11:37.559 I would take it that a lifeguard is like, oh, 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:40.679 don't go in there once you do. I tried I 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.920 tried to guard it. I tried to guard the ball. 0:11:44.070 --> 0:11:47.339 The saver can get in and do some saving stuff afterwards. 0:11:47.340 --> 0:11:51.120 But isn't he being particular about life guard? Yeah. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.550 So he's he's saying he's he's like not like I'm 0:11:53.550 --> 0:11:53.880 not alive. 0:11:53.910 --> 0:11:55.140 I'm not he's being humble. 0:11:55.140 --> 0:11:57.030 He's being humble. Yeah. He's unusual. And that's. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:57.780 This show. And for. 0:11:57.780 --> 0:11:57.990 Me, I. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:00.720 Didn't even understand the concept. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:01.530 I had. 0:12:01.950 --> 0:12:04.050 I unfortunately wrote back to him, said I can't read 0:12:04.050 --> 0:12:06.929 the rest of your email. No, you don't really suit 0:12:07.530 --> 0:12:11.530 the tone of the show, he's saying. So he works 0:12:11.530 --> 0:12:13.030 at a pool and he goes, are we gonna pull? 0:12:13.030 --> 0:12:15.310 It's got signs indicating the speeds of the lane e.g. 0:12:15.340 --> 0:12:18.250 fast lane, medium lane, slow lane when people are doing laps, 0:12:18.429 --> 0:12:19.870 he said. When a swimmer is getting ready to go 0:12:19.870 --> 0:12:22.420 into the fast lane, putting on their goggles, etc., I 0:12:22.420 --> 0:12:24.940 walk over and switch the fast sign to a slow sign. 0:12:26.350 --> 0:12:28.120 Then I give them a bit of a thumbs up. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.589 And you're right to go now, mate. 0:12:34.179 --> 0:12:40.300 Lock it. This comes in from Declan Bremner. Power move. 0:12:40.929 --> 0:12:44.710 Anytime a friend, coworker or stranger tells you a story 0:12:44.710 --> 0:12:49.060 about themselves, reply with. That tells me a lot about 0:12:49.059 --> 0:12:50.770 the type of person you are. Yeah. 0:12:50.770 --> 0:12:51.160 Good. 0:12:52.900 --> 0:12:55.209 I love a wildcard. I love a wildcard one. This 0:12:55.210 --> 0:12:58.660 could be another wildcard one. This is from Tyler. Um, 0:12:58.660 --> 0:13:00.819 when you're out with friends, wait for someone to excuse 0:13:00.820 --> 0:13:03.670 themselves to go to the bathroom, stop them and say, wait, 0:13:03.670 --> 0:13:09.250 are you mad at me? They'll usually respond confused and say, no. Why? 0:13:09.250 --> 0:13:11.980 At this point say loudly so everyone can hear. I've 0:13:11.980 --> 0:13:14.050 just noticed you tend to poo a lot more when 0:13:14.050 --> 0:13:18.520 you're angry. Now if you could. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.180 Pick it off. 0:13:19.179 --> 0:13:19.810 Didn't need. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:20.890 Didn't need, you. 0:13:20.890 --> 0:13:23.199 Could pull it off seamlessly. I take my hat. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.070 Off to you happily. 0:13:24.850 --> 0:13:27.400 Gus. Bev from the US. Sorry. I take. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.500 It back. That is not a wild card. Can't do that. 0:13:29.620 --> 0:13:29.920 Can't do that. 0:13:31.150 --> 0:13:35.620 Um, interview based power move. Have you been interviewed by 0:13:35.620 --> 0:13:39.220 a panel? Um, when finishing up an interview with a panel, 0:13:39.220 --> 0:13:42.100 conclude the meeting by saying. Nice meeting, most of you. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:42.760 Yeah. Good. 0:13:46.070 --> 0:13:48.680 It'll confuse the paddle and they'll wonder which one of 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.620 them's the bad egg of the bunch. You probably won't 0:13:51.620 --> 0:13:54.140 get the job, but. But it will be burned into 0:13:54.140 --> 0:13:55.189 their memory forever. 0:13:55.190 --> 0:13:57.949 I back, it's smart play. You look at any any 0:13:57.950 --> 0:14:00.590 show like a survivor, right? If there's like a five 0:14:00.590 --> 0:14:04.339 against one situation alliance. What is. What's the one shot 0:14:04.340 --> 0:14:06.530 the one person has? Create some discord. 0:14:06.530 --> 0:14:07.430 Yes you can. 0:14:07.940 --> 0:14:09.559 You don't know how, But if. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:09.770 You. 0:14:09.770 --> 0:14:10.610 Just create some. 0:14:10.610 --> 0:14:11.329 Discord, you. 0:14:11.330 --> 0:14:13.460 Could be a chance. Mhm. Um. And this comes in 0:14:13.460 --> 0:14:17.359 from America. US power move from Lucas because uh, Hoiberg 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.910 is in number six. My wife loves this power move. 0:14:19.910 --> 0:14:22.130 And I know you guys would too. Whenever someone posts 0:14:22.130 --> 0:14:24.830 some unfortunate news or perhaps some sad news on their 0:14:24.830 --> 0:14:29.240 social media, um, reply with your I mean, this is ballsy, 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.690 but reply with your condolences, but always mention a cool 0:14:32.690 --> 0:14:37.070 slash exotic location. Your sincere condolences from example. Thinking of 0:14:37.070 --> 0:14:51.740 you from the Maldives. Condolences from Barbados. And a andjack. 0:14:51.740 --> 0:14:54.260 Lots of, um, lots of stuff coming in from the 0:14:54.260 --> 0:14:58.850 chocolate world. Um, and sorry, Jackie, the reason I said 0:14:58.850 --> 0:15:00.590 oh sorry. And Jackie, because I was surprised to see 0:15:00.590 --> 0:15:04.730 you here because I assume sometimes, you know, since this 0:15:04.730 --> 0:15:06.560 is like a day you've set aside for the hobby, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:12.470 you would be off gathering leads. Um, and continuing to get, um, 0:15:12.470 --> 0:15:16.250 Intel on door stopping the CEO of Mars. Quick update. 0:15:16.250 --> 0:15:17.300 On. Where are you on that? 0:15:17.450 --> 0:15:18.950 Yeah, we're getting very close. 0:15:18.980 --> 0:15:19.310 Who's we? 0:15:19.340 --> 0:15:21.720 How close are just being the public? Um, who are 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:25.170 helping give me leads? We're down to the top. Three 0:15:25.260 --> 0:15:29.280 guys or girls at Mars. What? What do you mean? You're, 0:15:29.550 --> 0:15:31.080 like narrowing it down to. 0:15:31.740 --> 0:15:33.570 To locate. Need to be. Doesn't need to. 0:15:33.570 --> 0:15:36.720 Be narrowed down. You already picked number one. The CEO, 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:38.790 whoever he or she may be. Yeah, and that. 0:15:38.790 --> 0:15:40.260 Wouldn't be a secret, would it? What I was trying 0:15:40.260 --> 0:15:42.060 to say is like, we've got three names of who 0:15:42.090 --> 0:15:44.490 the key CEO might be. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:45.690 It's not. 0:15:45.690 --> 0:15:46.050 A sign. 0:15:46.410 --> 0:15:46.950 Probably just. 0:15:46.950 --> 0:15:50.729 Sorry. The challenge. The challenge wasn't to find out the CEO. 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.070 The challenge was to talk to them. Yeah. 0:15:53.100 --> 0:15:58.860 No, I think I think, um, we probably don't need that. Oh, great. 0:16:00.180 --> 0:16:02.550 No, sorry. 0:16:04.020 --> 0:16:07.170 Wouldn't it be hilarious to see Jack in a real 0:16:07.170 --> 0:16:07.980 work environment? 0:16:07.980 --> 0:16:10.080 I think that sometimes you. 0:16:11.670 --> 0:16:13.530 Yeah, it'd be incredible. What would. 0:16:13.530 --> 0:16:15.780 What would be? What would you fear the most, Jack? 0:16:15.990 --> 0:16:18.359 Like going into any meeting where you had to, like, 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:22.020 have done your homework and done preparation and present your 0:16:22.020 --> 0:16:24.600 findings and working out just anything. 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.610 This is a weird. This is a weird tangent, but 0:16:26.610 --> 0:16:28.920 at any stage, were you ever going to be a 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.060 sports teacher? 0:16:30.390 --> 0:16:32.250 No no no no. Why? 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.260 I just I don't know, I just get sometimes I 0:16:34.260 --> 0:16:37.320 get sports teacher vibes. I think because at my kids 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.890 school there are two sports teachers who were not dissimilar 0:16:40.890 --> 0:16:42.930 to you. Yeah. And sometimes I look at them and 0:16:42.930 --> 0:16:45.360 I go, I could have been Jack. Could have been 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.810 Jack just carrying a giant sack of balls from the 0:16:48.810 --> 0:16:52.800 shed to the bus, a little bit like, you know, 0:16:53.010 --> 0:16:54.870 aware that it's it's like 9:00, the. 0:16:54.870 --> 0:16:55.500 Training. 0:16:55.500 --> 0:16:58.420 9:00, and you're like, oh, my God, I gotta go 0:16:58.420 --> 0:17:02.500 do the whole session. And they just sometimes, sometimes give 0:17:02.500 --> 0:17:04.660 me jack vibes. But no, never sports teaching. 0:17:04.660 --> 0:17:06.879 Well, you know, I'm not much of a sportsman after 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.369 the cricket game that we played together. That still haunts me, 0:17:09.369 --> 0:17:11.709 even though it's over 12 years ago that we played. 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:12.609 Still haunts me. 0:17:12.790 --> 0:17:16.480 But you, I mean, you showed great. You showed great intent. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.070 Like you, you enthusiasm. 0:17:18.220 --> 0:17:19.659 I want it to be good. But when you're facing 0:17:19.660 --> 0:17:21.939 a ball, you can't just summon a whole lot of 0:17:21.940 --> 0:17:23.950 cricket abilities that you don't have. 0:17:23.980 --> 0:17:27.129 No, no. But again, you. I admired the courage of going. Yes, 0:17:27.130 --> 0:17:31.180 I'll join your indoor cricket team, having not played that 0:17:31.180 --> 0:17:32.169 sport before. 0:17:32.260 --> 0:17:32.620 You know. 0:17:32.619 --> 0:17:35.440 I actually thought I was like, maybe I will be 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:38.650 good at it, but with no evidence because I haven't played. 0:17:38.770 --> 0:17:41.350 So is the thought I have when I try every sport. 0:17:41.710 --> 0:17:41.950 I. 0:17:42.580 --> 0:17:43.810 I this could be the one. 0:17:43.810 --> 0:17:46.900 I watched a movie on the plane. Um, About golf. 0:17:46.900 --> 0:17:48.550 It's a pretty boring movie, but it's about a guy 0:17:48.550 --> 0:17:53.620 called Maurice. True story 1976. The British Open was opened 0:17:53.619 --> 0:17:56.679 to everyone. Yep. And he just ticked the form that 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.560 he was a professional and liked the idea of playing around. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.050 And he'd never played a round before. How'd he go? 0:18:02.050 --> 0:18:04.929 He got the highest score ever. Yeah. That's bad. That's 0:18:04.930 --> 0:18:06.220 bad golf. It's bad in golf. 0:18:06.310 --> 0:18:07.540 I thought the true story was going to be. And 0:18:07.540 --> 0:18:08.950 like anyone, the open. No. 0:18:09.490 --> 0:18:11.380 He just hoped he was good. 0:18:11.859 --> 0:18:14.830 So the point. So the point of the doco was. 0:18:14.830 --> 0:18:15.699 You can't just. 0:18:15.700 --> 0:18:16.150 Yeah. 0:18:16.150 --> 0:18:19.690 We with with gradual accumulation of practice you will get 0:18:19.690 --> 0:18:21.880 increasingly better at a sport. 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.189 He did wear a fake moustache and pretended to be 0:18:24.190 --> 0:18:26.169 a Frenchman the next year and got in again. 0:18:27.970 --> 0:18:30.430 That should have been the point of the talk. Sorry. 0:18:30.430 --> 0:18:30.730 All right. 0:18:30.730 --> 0:18:32.979 So we've got we've got slightly off topic. 0:18:32.980 --> 0:18:33.760 Here, but. 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:36.080 Jack, on the topic of fake moustaches. Think about it. 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.210 Think about it. For your door stopping of the Mars CEO. 0:18:38.210 --> 0:18:42.260 We've got so much chocolate news coming in. Um, can 0:18:42.260 --> 0:18:45.080 I like there's. I think, Andy, you said. You said 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.540 we're not just going to be the repository here for 0:18:47.540 --> 0:18:50.240 for mis coatings. Now, I know we spent a lot 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:52.550 of time on the all kit. No, Kat. Yeah, like, 0:18:52.550 --> 0:18:55.550 we sort of rectified that. We've unfortunately opened a box 0:18:55.550 --> 0:18:58.429 of worms or slash Cadbury favourites. Slash not having a 0:18:58.430 --> 0:19:01.160 go at Cadbury could be one of the other brands 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:05.960 mixed chocolate bags. Not being able to coat the chocolate 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.050 just seems like not being able to coat the item 0:19:09.050 --> 0:19:13.160 with the chocolate seems like it's a very common mishap, 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:15.260 at least once for every missing. 0:19:15.260 --> 0:19:17.330 Missing internal delight we. 0:19:17.330 --> 0:19:22.909 Have got from Jeff. Um, the Cadbury? No Mello koala. Yeah. Um. okay. 0:19:22.910 --> 0:19:27.740 Just a solid koala from Melanie. Um, two Tim Tams 0:19:27.740 --> 0:19:31.190 in the pack were nude. No chocolate coating. Just. But 0:19:31.190 --> 0:19:33.800 the rest of the pack was covered in chocolate. Ooh, 0:19:33.830 --> 0:19:37.250 curly wurly one from Brendan. Um, it's, uh, just the 0:19:37.250 --> 0:19:40.820 caramel all curl. No word. Well, so there were. There 0:19:40.820 --> 0:19:42.620 is a bunch. There is a bunch coming through now. 0:19:42.830 --> 0:19:45.080 I'm as surprised as you guys. Like, you shouldn't let 0:19:45.080 --> 0:19:46.520 the chocolate vat ever run empty. 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:49.100 Yeah, yeah. Which which I think happens often because you 0:19:49.100 --> 0:19:52.880 think the chocolate squirting over them seems to be the constant. 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:55.100 Keep that up. That vat is full. 0:19:55.100 --> 0:19:58.310 And it does seem like it's a problem specific to 0:19:58.310 --> 0:20:00.710 chocolate companies. Do you know what I mean? Like, there 0:20:00.710 --> 0:20:03.560 are no no one's ever. Like, I. 0:20:03.590 --> 0:20:04.640 Ordered the car without the medal. 0:20:05.090 --> 0:20:06.859 I got a I got a Mitsubishi Outlander. 0:20:06.859 --> 0:20:07.070 It was. 0:20:07.070 --> 0:20:07.550 Just a. 0:20:07.550 --> 0:20:08.330 Chassis. 0:20:08.690 --> 0:20:11.310 And the engine and they forgot to put panels on. Yeah. 0:20:11.310 --> 0:20:12.869 You know. No, that's true. So it just seems to 0:20:12.869 --> 0:20:15.150 be like no other. There's just no other product out 0:20:15.150 --> 0:20:18.720 there that seems to get away with this level of, oh, well, 0:20:18.720 --> 0:20:19.859 it's hit and miss. You know, we. 0:20:19.859 --> 0:20:23.070 Haven't had we haven't had the wrong drink in the 0:20:23.070 --> 0:20:26.609 wrong canister and I'd assume that that would happen. Would you. 0:20:26.609 --> 0:20:28.889 Oh, it's so easy to fake. Would you love to 0:20:28.890 --> 0:20:30.479 see a solo in a Coke bottle kind of thing. 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:31.500 Wouldn't that be crazy? 0:20:31.619 --> 0:20:33.480 But different machines, different ends of the. 0:20:33.900 --> 0:20:37.379 Chocolate, chalky milks or strawberry milk? They'd have a they 0:20:37.380 --> 0:20:37.830 have a. 0:20:38.070 --> 0:20:40.500 Big M factory, which could happen at all milk. 0:20:40.500 --> 0:20:43.200 And then just squirting the flavoring in or. 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:46.320 I think, like we guessed last time, it only takes 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:48.960 a worker at one of those, um, factories to go. 0:20:48.990 --> 0:20:50.880 Wouldn't it be funny to move one of the strawberry 0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:52.859 ones over to the chocolate milk? Um. 0:20:53.220 --> 0:20:55.080 Yeah. I mean, it's it is a good joke. 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:55.320 It would be. 0:20:55.320 --> 0:20:55.889 Funny, but. 0:20:56.340 --> 0:20:57.390 But it's. 0:20:57.390 --> 0:20:59.370 You just have to believe that it's out there because 0:20:59.369 --> 0:21:02.129 you're never going to get the evidence. We got a pretty, 0:21:02.130 --> 0:21:07.230 pretty irate, um, podcaster and okay, that's having a go 0:21:07.230 --> 0:21:08.940 at you. And they've done quite a bit of heavy 0:21:08.940 --> 0:21:12.180 maths here, but I won't. Yeah, I won't, I won't 0:21:12.180 --> 0:21:14.400 bore you with the maths. I've run it. It does 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:19.920 check out um it's from they call themselves Cocoa Cop. 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.830 So they're not um they're not, they're not giving their 0:21:22.830 --> 0:21:27.790 real name, although it is clearly visible in their Gmail address. Um, 0:21:27.790 --> 0:21:30.550 but we'll go with Choco. Choco cop here. 0:21:30.550 --> 0:21:31.119 Cocoa cop. 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:35.020 They said they've got they've had enough with your your 0:21:35.020 --> 0:21:39.400 aspersions towards cat chunky. Um, they, they cite the many 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:42.280 times that you have said that the chunkies are terrible 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:45.520 because you don't like the wafer ratio, um, compared to 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:48.740 the normal KitKat bars. Yes. You've gone on record many 0:21:48.740 --> 0:21:50.119 times on the show. I think I've actually backed you 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:51.260 up a few times, but I'm happy to throw you 0:21:51.260 --> 0:21:54.680 under the bus. Um, saying, yeah, it's too much wafer 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:55.940 and it's not enough chocolate. 0:21:55.940 --> 0:21:57.200 Yeah, it's also. 0:21:57.290 --> 0:21:59.540 It's too big a finger and like, the ratio is 0:21:59.540 --> 0:22:02.840 out of whack, which you hearing it, you could absolutely. 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:06.500 You know, I could get behind that sort of logic. Um, 0:22:06.500 --> 0:22:10.489 well they've done the maths and they've gone through and 0:22:10.490 --> 0:22:12.310 had a look. And this is obviously something that Kit-cat 0:22:12.310 --> 0:22:15.459 have thought about too, because the difference between a normal 0:22:15.460 --> 0:22:21.250 Kit Kat and one and the chunky is 4% chocolate. 0:22:21.250 --> 0:22:22.210 So there is a difference. 0:22:22.210 --> 0:22:24.820 Well, there's a tiny difference, but it's 4% enough to. 0:22:24.820 --> 0:22:26.080 Throw it off. 4% less. 0:22:26.170 --> 0:22:29.140 4% lower. Yeah. Um, well, then he's right. 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:31.389 That only confirms what Andy thought. 0:22:32.020 --> 0:22:34.690 He's saying that's below the detectable human threshold. 0:22:34.690 --> 0:22:35.950 That's his detector. 0:22:36.369 --> 0:22:39.310 Well, he's challenging you, Andy, to figure out the difference 0:22:39.310 --> 0:22:42.310 between a normal Kit Kat and one with 4% of 0:22:42.310 --> 0:22:44.230 the chocolate scraped off. So he's saying, if you think 0:22:44.230 --> 0:22:48.850 you can detect 4%, we get eight bars, right? Like 0:22:48.850 --> 0:22:51.850 we get eight fingers of regular Kit Kat. And on 0:22:51.850 --> 0:22:55.419 one of them, we scrape off 4% of the chocolate 0:22:55.540 --> 0:22:58.690 and you have to eat all eight and go number 0:22:58.690 --> 0:23:01.780 three had 4% less chocolate. He's saying if your mouth 0:23:01.780 --> 0:23:04.300 is this delicate, if you if you're this finely tuned 0:23:04.300 --> 0:23:06.129 a machine, you should be able to do it. 0:23:06.130 --> 0:23:08.140 Yeah, I'm happy to have a crack at that. But my, 0:23:08.140 --> 0:23:13.120 my issue is also, I think in its smaller dose 0:23:13.690 --> 0:23:17.620 it just snaps and crisps. It's better than the, the 0:23:17.619 --> 0:23:20.739 bigger block of wafer it's about. It might not be 0:23:20.740 --> 0:23:23.199 about the ratio, it's about how big a chunk the 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:24.040 wafer is. 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:26.810 Yeah. He might say you're changing your tune on that. 0:23:26.810 --> 0:23:28.699 He certainly is under the impression that you've had a 0:23:28.730 --> 0:23:32.359 you've you've had an ingredients based gripe. Well do you 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:33.949 think you could detect 4%. 0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:35.540 Yeah. 0:23:37.820 --> 0:23:38.510 I think you could. 0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:41.120 You could. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so do I. 0:23:41.150 --> 0:23:43.490 So let's see how you go. Um, I mean, I 0:23:43.490 --> 0:23:46.369 don't have it prepared, but let's let's certainly do it 0:23:46.369 --> 0:23:48.169 in coming weeks, okay? I mean, we haven't done a 0:23:48.180 --> 0:23:50.850 special skill for ages. It feels selfish to do one 0:23:50.850 --> 0:23:54.570 of you, but I'm I'm happy to back that. 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:55.439 Um, okay. 0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:58.230 Done. And if. Yeah, if you get it, then, um. 0:23:58.230 --> 0:23:59.730 Oh my God, imagine if you got it the same 0:23:59.730 --> 0:24:02.970 episode Jack has. What was her name again? The CEO. 0:24:03.180 --> 0:24:05.100 No, I don't know yet. 0:24:06.660 --> 0:24:07.500 We know. 0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:12.469 Just popping back in here. I'm not going to do 0:24:12.470 --> 0:24:14.960 the test. I don't, all right? Because I'm just I 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:18.200 just I just had a googled the chunky and again was, 0:24:19.070 --> 0:24:20.209 you know, disgusted. 0:24:20.330 --> 0:24:21.590 Are you just stand by. So you're just not going 0:24:21.590 --> 0:24:22.459 to enter into this. 0:24:22.460 --> 0:24:26.450 Yeah. Because the thing is, is it's a huge block 0:24:26.450 --> 0:24:29.869 of wafer and then a much thicker block of chocolate around. 0:24:29.869 --> 0:24:32.300 If I had a malteser the size of an apple 0:24:32.300 --> 0:24:34.129 that had the same ratio. 0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:35.000 Tesla. But go on. 0:24:35.210 --> 0:24:36.150 Sorry Morteza, Tesla. 0:24:36.270 --> 0:24:37.619 It's not as enjoyable to eat. 0:24:37.619 --> 0:24:39.510 It wouldn't be as enjoyable to eat. And that's the 0:24:39.510 --> 0:24:41.070 problem with it. Yeah, that is true. 0:24:41.100 --> 0:24:43.770 You can't just keep increasing and increasing and increasing candies 0:24:43.770 --> 0:24:46.950 expecting us to fall for it. Although Toblerone has tried 0:24:46.950 --> 0:24:47.580 that and. 0:24:47.580 --> 0:24:48.419 We've fallen for. 0:24:48.420 --> 0:24:48.810 That. 0:24:49.109 --> 0:24:53.700 And you certainly obviously lose some customers, but they're much, um, 0:24:53.700 --> 0:24:56.040 I think for the 5000 year anniversary of the pyramids, 0:24:56.040 --> 0:25:00.720 they're doing pyramids sized like a full scale, pyramid sized Toblerone. 0:25:00.930 --> 0:25:03.060 And that's certainly one I wouldn't expect you to have 0:25:03.060 --> 0:25:06.000 a crack at there, Jack. So I do take your point. Yeah. Um, 0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:08.040 and so it's a it's just. 0:25:08.340 --> 0:25:10.710 I mean, in our own time, just I just don't 0:25:10.710 --> 0:25:11.940 think it's going to be interesting. No. 0:25:12.869 --> 0:25:13.680 Yeah. Fair enough. 0:25:21.690 --> 0:25:24.480 Hey, can we play a game? Which is a fierce 0:25:24.480 --> 0:25:27.900 game that we, you know, we take it very, very seriously. 0:25:27.930 --> 0:25:29.820 We don't here to give away hats. Yeah. 0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:32.040 Um, we're here to hoard hats. That's our job. We're 0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:34.710 like hat dragons. And you're the knights who must steal 0:25:34.710 --> 0:25:35.429 our hats. 0:25:35.430 --> 0:25:37.800 Yes, it's game called. Tell us something we haven't thought 0:25:37.800 --> 0:25:40.740 of for a while. Um, you've got to basically ring 0:25:40.740 --> 0:25:44.880 up and suggest someone that Hamish or I haven't thought 0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:48.480 about this year. So the game gets easier. Sorry. Game gets, uh, 0:25:48.480 --> 0:25:51.030 harder as the year goes on. We're vulnerable. 0:25:51.030 --> 0:25:53.940 Right now because we haven't had much time to think 0:25:53.940 --> 0:25:56.370 of anything this year, but he's barely started. 0:25:56.760 --> 0:25:58.770 And I don't know how it came about. But people 0:25:58.770 --> 0:26:00.959 send in hats and that's what you have the chance 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.899 to win. Um, I'll quickly go through the hats. Uh, 0:26:03.900 --> 0:26:09.419 first of all, tactile systems, um, it's just a it's 0:26:09.420 --> 0:26:14.129 a flexi flit cap. Um, gray. grey. Pretty ugly. 0:26:14.130 --> 0:26:16.740 Pretty dull colour. Why? Why do you settle on that grey? 0:26:16.770 --> 0:26:19.080 Yeah, a dull, a dull colour. And I would say, 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:21.360 with all due respect to tactile systems, who I'm sure 0:26:21.390 --> 0:26:25.500 do a great job. Um, pretty dull, um, logo as well, 0:26:25.500 --> 0:26:25.830 I reckon. 0:26:25.830 --> 0:26:28.920 They've come up, they've gone. Hey, we've got three options 0:26:28.920 --> 0:26:32.010 for the hats. The promotional hats. Um, obviously option one 0:26:32.010 --> 0:26:34.080 is cheaper and they get more expensive and they've gone 0:26:34.080 --> 0:26:35.490 just go for option one. We just need to get 0:26:35.490 --> 0:26:37.540 some hats. Yeah, we don't need to put much effort 0:26:37.540 --> 0:26:38.530 into it, so I wouldn't. 0:26:38.530 --> 0:26:41.020 Recommend that one. But hey, it's their own. This one's 0:26:41.020 --> 0:26:42.070 a cracker. Mitch's lawn. 0:26:42.070 --> 0:26:45.399 Care. Oh, he's back, it's back. We've seen Mitch for ages. 0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:45.940 Yes, he's. 0:26:45.940 --> 0:26:48.159 Done it again. That's one of our favorite hats of 0:26:48.160 --> 0:26:50.770 all time. Mitch was one of the hats for Mitch's 0:26:50.770 --> 0:26:54.340 logo was a hat from my four years ago. Yeah, yeah, 0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:55.900 I've still got mine at home. 0:26:55.900 --> 0:26:57.370 I'm not sure if it's new and improved, but it's 0:26:57.369 --> 0:26:59.859 a Legionnaires. Same hat. It's the same hat. 0:26:59.950 --> 0:27:02.139 Mitch either ordered a ton of stock or it keeps 0:27:02.140 --> 0:27:05.080 re-upping because they're so popular. I hope it's the second. 0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:08.890 Orange with a bright green Mitch's lawn care logo on 0:27:08.890 --> 0:27:10.419 the front, which is I'm. 0:27:10.420 --> 0:27:12.220 Biased. I'm biased because I took one of those hats home. 0:27:12.220 --> 0:27:16.000 But it is. I mean, embroidered. Special note to Mitch's 0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:18.070 lawn care you may or may not remember, and one 0:27:18.070 --> 0:27:21.910 of the first businesses to verify that the loyalty card 0:27:21.910 --> 0:27:23.890 was accepted at their, um. Oh. 0:27:23.890 --> 0:27:24.909 Good memory. 0:27:25.030 --> 0:27:28.550 Um, finally, probably the best cause got you for life 0:27:28.550 --> 0:27:32.720 has sent one in. That's suicide prevention. Um, so, again, 0:27:33.230 --> 0:27:34.610 it's actually a pretty good cap. 0:27:34.850 --> 0:27:37.220 It is actually a good cap. That's. They've also gone 0:27:37.220 --> 0:27:39.859 for option two or maybe even three when presented with 0:27:39.859 --> 0:27:40.610 the options. 0:27:40.609 --> 0:27:42.080 And they're not showing off with it. They're not trying 0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:44.720 to put too much on it. Um, they're just. 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:45.980 Quietly supporting a great. 0:27:45.980 --> 0:27:49.160 Cause there. The three, um, we've got people standing by. 0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:50.080 Let's jump into it. 0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:53.290 It's been a while since I've. 0:27:53.290 --> 0:27:55.960 Thought about Kieren Perkins. 0:27:55.990 --> 0:27:57.760 Oh, yeah, I have. 0:27:57.790 --> 0:28:02.860 Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen them. 0:28:02.859 --> 0:28:04.450 Really thought about Kieren Perkins. 0:28:04.630 --> 0:28:08.290 He was in the news not too long ago. Um, uh, 0:28:08.290 --> 0:28:10.690 he's the sports minister now, isn't he? Or he is? Ehm. 0:28:10.690 --> 0:28:14.280 He's something in the Department of Sport. No head of 0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:15.240 sports somewhere. 0:28:15.270 --> 0:28:17.730 Head of like Australian Sports Corporation or something. 0:28:17.850 --> 0:28:21.240 Something. Something high up. But he was on the news going, um, because, 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.160 you know, they're talking about the steroids games or the 0:28:23.160 --> 0:28:25.530 drugs that we were allowed to dope. Really? He was 0:28:25.530 --> 0:28:27.480 against it. Sorry. Just to make that clear, he was 0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.389 coming out going, hey, this is we. Have we all 0:28:30.420 --> 0:28:33.119 gone mad? Like, this is silly. He was a bit 0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:36.629 more forceful than that, but, um, that's where I. Yeah. 0:28:36.630 --> 0:28:37.560 That's right. Well, I bumped. 0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:39.830 Into him and realised I hadn't thought of him for 0:28:39.830 --> 0:28:41.660 a while until I was right in front of him. 0:28:41.660 --> 0:28:44.030 And I said, are you back in? Have you been 0:28:44.030 --> 0:28:46.730 back in the pool? Yeah. And, uh, for people who 0:28:46.730 --> 0:28:48.709 don't know Kieren Perkins, he won. He was one of 0:28:48.710 --> 0:28:52.730 our golden boys. Won gold, he said. Haven't swum again 0:28:52.910 --> 0:28:55.910 since giving it up. Wow. I said, what what about 0:28:55.910 --> 0:28:58.520 what about recreation? He's like, no, don't go in there. 0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:00.530 What about just a dip in the ocean? 0:29:00.980 --> 0:29:01.520 Won't do. 0:29:01.670 --> 0:29:02.690 Say whether he. 0:29:03.050 --> 0:29:06.350 Takes one of those hydrofoil surfboards with him everywhere he goes. 0:29:06.380 --> 0:29:07.610 We'll not touch water. 0:29:07.820 --> 0:29:08.780 We'll not touch water. 0:29:08.810 --> 0:29:09.740 Doesn't even have a bath. 0:29:09.740 --> 0:29:12.920 So for those hoping to get a glimpse of Perkins 0:29:12.920 --> 0:29:16.340 back at it, I wouldn't go lurking around your local pools. 0:29:16.340 --> 0:29:16.940 Because you won't. 0:29:17.060 --> 0:29:18.320 You won't. 0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:18.590 See. 0:29:18.650 --> 0:29:21.260 Kids come out. No, we're doing something else this weekend. 0:29:21.530 --> 0:29:22.460 I thought we were working. 0:29:22.460 --> 0:29:23.810 No, I just said on the podcast. 0:29:24.620 --> 0:29:25.670 We're looking for a we're. 0:29:25.670 --> 0:29:25.910 Doing a. 0:29:25.940 --> 0:29:28.220 Perk and look and no. 0:29:28.220 --> 0:29:30.020 I just it doesn't sound like he's going to be there. 0:29:30.050 --> 0:29:30.860 I thought he might be. 0:29:31.850 --> 0:29:33.590 What else do we do? Should we see if Andrew 0:29:33.590 --> 0:29:34.820 Gaze is playing basketball? 0:29:34.820 --> 0:29:35.780 Yeah, we could go and. 0:29:35.810 --> 0:29:36.890 Gaze and a gaze. 0:29:40.490 --> 0:29:43.460 Kieren Perkins is CEO of the Australian Sports Commission and 0:29:43.460 --> 0:29:44.390 the Australian Institute. 0:29:44.420 --> 0:29:47.719 What did you say that earlier? Jake just came to me. 0:29:48.230 --> 0:29:51.000 Just a fact I havent thought of in a while, 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:52.650 but it did pop back into my head. 0:29:53.610 --> 0:29:55.500 Adrien, how do you tell us something we haven't thought 0:29:55.500 --> 0:29:56.250 of for a while? 0:29:56.670 --> 0:30:00.330 Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and Jack. Um, the person who I'm 0:30:00.330 --> 0:30:03.840 thinking that you hopefully haven't thought of in a while 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.570 is Dog the Bounty Hunter. 0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:07.440 Oh. 0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:09.209 Um. Sorry. 0:30:10.770 --> 0:30:12.060 Oh. Come on. 0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:14.130 When did you think of Dog the Bounty Hunter? 0:30:14.160 --> 0:30:19.230 I had to wear the glasses like bounty hunter style 0:30:19.230 --> 0:30:21.840 glasses on an episode of the 100 this season. 0:30:22.170 --> 0:30:23.670 And they were saying, you look like dog. 0:30:23.670 --> 0:30:26.160 And they. I said, can we can we get some 0:30:26.160 --> 0:30:28.890 kind of. I didn't want to say speed dealer glasses 0:30:28.890 --> 0:30:31.260 at the time, so I was trying to I think 0:30:31.260 --> 0:30:33.960 we get bounty hunter glasses and they. That doesn't really 0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:35.160 make sense either. 0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:37.050 No, it kind of sounds like something from Star Wars. Yes. 0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:39.420 So then I said, oh, you know, Dog the Bounty 0:30:39.450 --> 0:30:42.600 Hunter and I sent a photo, a text message, a 0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.060 photo of the style of glasses that were required to 0:30:45.060 --> 0:30:46.320 be picked up. It would have been all. 0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:47.100 Clear for me. 0:30:47.130 --> 0:30:48.060 She was a part of the. 0:30:48.570 --> 0:30:51.300 I think I booked a cameo from dog. Did I 0:30:51.300 --> 0:30:52.320 send that to you, Andy? Was it. 0:30:52.320 --> 0:30:55.470 Someone else? No, it wasn't for me. How many cameos 0:30:55.470 --> 0:30:55.710 are you. 0:30:55.710 --> 0:30:57.270 Booking that you don't know where they're going. 0:30:57.270 --> 0:30:57.570 To? 0:30:57.570 --> 0:31:01.530 I, I go through patches and there was one where 0:31:01.530 --> 0:31:03.930 I got dog who was bloody expensive. 0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:04.620 How much? 0:31:04.650 --> 0:31:06.420 Oh, like over $100. 0:31:06.420 --> 0:31:06.990 Really? 0:31:07.260 --> 0:31:08.070 And I can. 0:31:08.070 --> 0:31:08.520 You remember. 0:31:08.610 --> 0:31:10.800 I got to say he's delivery because, you know, I 0:31:10.800 --> 0:31:14.160 think they have to talk for 30s. Really? And he 0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:15.840 was doing a fair bit of looking off camera, so 0:31:15.840 --> 0:31:17.790 he'd written a cue card for himself, and it was 0:31:17.790 --> 0:31:19.440 just a lot of pause where you want it to 0:31:19.440 --> 0:31:21.810 be personalized. There was like a fair bit of pausing. 0:31:22.320 --> 0:31:22.560 And. 0:31:22.560 --> 0:31:22.650 It. 0:31:22.650 --> 0:31:23.070 Just. 0:31:23.070 --> 0:31:25.739 It deletes the personalized fear. It's like if. 0:31:25.740 --> 0:31:26.490 Someone, hey, how are you. 0:31:26.500 --> 0:31:33.130 Going? Mitch heard about all the lawn care you're doing. 0:31:35.530 --> 0:31:40.180 Well, though, good suggestion for Mitch. Yes, to get a 0:31:40.180 --> 0:31:44.290 personalized message. Adrian. Well done. Bad luck. Uh, it was Adrian. Yeah. 0:31:44.290 --> 0:31:47.080 I mean, yeah, it was, although we have thought of him. Uh, Nick, 0:31:47.080 --> 0:31:48.460 ahoy to you. Oh, we boys. 0:31:48.460 --> 0:31:49.150 Gusto to you. 0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:51.880 And gusto to you. To you. Um, tell us something 0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:52.960 we haven't thought of for a while. 0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:54.520 Stuart diver. 0:31:55.000 --> 0:31:56.320 Oh, yeah, that's a good one. 0:31:56.350 --> 0:31:57.190 That's a good one. That's a really. 0:31:57.190 --> 0:31:58.209 Good. That's a really good one. 0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:00.280 There we go. Three green lights straight away. No harm 0:32:00.280 --> 0:32:02.110 to the diver for a while. Yes. 0:32:02.110 --> 0:32:05.230 And I mean for people who remember, we should recall 0:32:05.230 --> 0:32:07.570 there's a lot of younger listeners. He was part of 0:32:07.570 --> 0:32:09.969 one of the great catastrophes in Australia. 0:32:09.970 --> 0:32:10.810 Tragedy, Thredbo. 0:32:10.810 --> 0:32:11.890 Tragedy. Trapped in. 0:32:11.890 --> 0:32:12.220 A thread. 0:32:12.310 --> 0:32:14.770 I can't remember how many days, but he made it out. Yeah. Yep. 0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:19.300 Heroic story. Um. And then became rhyming slang for $5 note. Yeah. So. 0:32:19.330 --> 0:32:23.110 Exactly. Um, which which puts you at high risk of 0:32:23.110 --> 0:32:26.350 being remembered more Stewie Diver. But I can't say I've 0:32:26.350 --> 0:32:27.880 said that this year. 0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:29.110 I wouldn't have said it this year. 0:32:29.110 --> 0:32:32.380 Um. Nick. Congratulations. What are you going to go for? Mitch's, uh, 0:32:32.380 --> 0:32:36.610 lawn care, the legionnaire's hat got you for life. Or, um, 0:32:36.610 --> 0:32:40.750 we wouldn't recommend this, but the very bland, tactile systems. Australia. 0:32:41.110 --> 0:32:43.420 I've got to go for Mitch's lawn care. Surely you have. 0:32:43.420 --> 0:32:45.610 To. Yeah. Well done. Makes sense. 0:32:45.610 --> 0:32:47.680 Hold on. If you'd have said tactile systems, I would 0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:50.800 have smelt a huge rat. But not only have tactile 0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.709 systems sent us the hat, they've then flooded the phones 0:32:53.710 --> 0:32:56.950 with their employees to talk about how good the hat is. 0:32:57.070 --> 0:32:58.150 Uh, James, Ahoy to you. 0:32:58.630 --> 0:33:00.700 Ahoy, boys! And President Weasel. Uh. 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:01.640 Ahoy! 0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:06.500 James, tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. 0:33:06.500 --> 0:33:09.740 Hoping you haven't recently heard of, uh, m Night Shyamalan. 0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:11.450 Oh, sorry. 0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.800 Yeah, I think. 0:33:15.800 --> 0:33:17.450 I have. This year. 0:33:17.450 --> 0:33:22.730 Tim and I would Shyamalan a bit, um, because, well, 0:33:22.730 --> 0:33:25.130 we had him on for the for the radio back 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.830 in the day. Yes. And but and no. 0:33:27.830 --> 0:33:29.420 But no offense to him, but I would have stopped 0:33:29.420 --> 0:33:30.770 thinking about that interview. 0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:33.290 Well, it's the it's the it's the name that was 0:33:33.290 --> 0:33:38.360 always hard to remember. Yeah. And I think one of 0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:40.190 us added an extra syllable. 0:33:40.220 --> 0:33:43.130 I mean, I mean those. That was a different time, 0:33:43.130 --> 0:33:45.650 I suppose, when you just needed to try and remember 0:33:45.650 --> 0:33:49.400 the name. But. Yeah. So. But do you still think 0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:49.910 of that? 0:33:49.910 --> 0:33:53.690 Yes. Now I think about that. The fact that one 0:33:53.690 --> 0:33:56.810 of us during the interview said Qomolangma or something, it was, 0:33:56.810 --> 0:34:00.020 it was, it was longer than it should have been. And, 0:34:00.230 --> 0:34:01.640 and and now, I. 0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:03.590 Mean, odds are it's me, and not for any kind 0:34:03.590 --> 0:34:05.930 of insensitive reasons. I'm just, you know, I've only just 0:34:05.930 --> 0:34:08.900 recently learnt Andy's name. Just not one of my fortes 0:34:08.900 --> 0:34:11.540 is remembering the name accurately, so I tried. I seem 0:34:11.540 --> 0:34:13.759 to have unfortunately passed on to my daughter, who just 0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:17.450 cannot remember names. It makes me think it's genetic. She's 0:34:17.450 --> 0:34:18.020 very young. 0:34:18.950 --> 0:34:21.020 She's just learning basic maths at the moment. 0:34:21.050 --> 0:34:24.080 No, I mean, she's six and I go like she's. 0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:26.330 They do French at her school, I mean, only once 0:34:26.330 --> 0:34:27.649 a week. But she's been doing it for a year 0:34:27.650 --> 0:34:29.900 and a half. Hasn't remembered a word. 0:34:29.930 --> 0:34:33.560 All right. Yeah. I think she under duress. 0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.410 She said, I think non-juror is how you say it. 0:34:37.850 --> 0:34:39.230 I was like, oh, come on, Ruth. 0:34:39.260 --> 0:34:42.150 I also think, um, M Knight has got a new TV. 0:34:42.150 --> 0:34:42.900 Series coming out. Here we. 0:34:42.900 --> 0:34:45.089 Go. Not not not confident enough to say his name, 0:34:45.090 --> 0:34:45.870 I actually. 0:34:45.870 --> 0:34:47.430 Ah. How how is it? What is. 0:34:47.430 --> 0:34:49.680 It? No. We running out of time. 0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:53.790 Okay. So. You know, on the. 0:34:53.790 --> 0:34:55.410 Internet, you know, on the internet to get full up 0:34:55.410 --> 0:34:58.530 from the podcast episode. Only a limited number of bandwidth. 0:34:58.530 --> 0:35:01.049 Sorry, James. Uh, Stephen, Ahoy to you. 0:35:01.380 --> 0:35:02.160 Ahoy, boys. 0:35:02.160 --> 0:35:03.750 Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. 0:35:03.750 --> 0:35:04.440 Have you recently. 0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:07.170 Thought of exhibit host of pimp my ride? 0:35:07.620 --> 0:35:10.350 No, no. Thought of T-Pain. This morning, Jack and I 0:35:10.350 --> 0:35:14.250 talked about T-Pain. Um, we did. Also a rapper, but no, 0:35:14.250 --> 0:35:15.450 no exhibit. 0:35:15.450 --> 0:35:18.330 No, I don't think I would have I he'd be 0:35:18.330 --> 0:35:19.650 in there, but I don't think you know him in 0:35:19.650 --> 0:35:20.640 a lineup. I don't know, I would. 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:22.739 Have, I would have even, I would have possibly thought 0:35:22.739 --> 0:35:25.590 of the show, but maybe not thought of exhibit. Yeah. 0:35:25.950 --> 0:35:27.570 So that's another safe. 0:35:27.570 --> 0:35:28.800 Safe for me. Well. 0:35:28.800 --> 0:35:29.969 Well done. Steven. 0:35:30.060 --> 0:35:30.540 One, um. 0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:34.500 Two options for you. Trucker hat, trusty royal blue. Gotcha. 0:35:34.500 --> 0:35:38.219 For life. Or the very dull, um, lead grey, uh, 0:35:38.219 --> 0:35:40.530 tactile systems. Hats. Flexi fit. 0:35:40.860 --> 0:35:42.480 Which one would you guys go for? 0:35:42.870 --> 0:35:45.029 Well, I don't lead the witness, but the tactile was 0:35:45.030 --> 0:35:45.960 pretty ugly. 0:35:46.020 --> 0:35:47.460 Uh, I'll go for the first. Then. 0:35:47.460 --> 0:35:48.630 I have led the witness. 0:35:50.130 --> 0:35:53.460 Not the most impartial court I've ever seen. Um, you've 0:35:53.460 --> 0:35:54.420 got great selection. 0:35:55.380 --> 0:35:56.100 You've got a mate. 0:35:56.100 --> 0:35:57.330 Well done. Thank you. 0:36:04.290 --> 0:36:07.350 I'm. I've got to keep it or delete it. 0:36:08.010 --> 0:36:08.940 We rarely. 0:36:08.940 --> 0:36:11.220 Delete. Have we deleted one? Yeah. We've deleted. 0:36:11.219 --> 0:36:11.790 Before. 0:36:11.790 --> 0:36:12.719 Yeah, we have deleted. 0:36:12.719 --> 0:36:16.370 Yeah. We deleted my golf story. Oh, yeah. That's time 0:36:16.370 --> 0:36:19.430 you weren't interested in. But times have changed now, and 0:36:19.430 --> 0:36:21.410 you may be interested in it because you're both golfing. 0:36:21.410 --> 0:36:24.560 But this is because we know that we're a pre-recorded 0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.890 medium and podcast. Yeah. Um, we don't take anything out 0:36:27.890 --> 0:36:30.469 unless Darcy just gets his old little scissors at it 0:36:30.469 --> 0:36:33.440 and removes things that he doesn't like reflecting on him. 0:36:33.710 --> 0:36:34.490 Related. 0:36:34.489 --> 0:36:39.440 Yes, but, um, this one is because I'm unsure about 0:36:39.440 --> 0:36:40.660 the content, as. 0:36:40.660 --> 0:36:43.180 In, it's not good enough for broadcast. 0:36:43.330 --> 0:36:46.390 I think it's good enough. I just think it's probably not. 0:36:46.540 --> 0:36:50.920 I mean, we're not highbrow, but this is definitely lowbrow. 0:36:51.340 --> 0:36:53.800 Okay. Well, you know, we've we've had we have been. 0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:54.280 Down there. 0:36:54.700 --> 0:36:56.650 Have had some examples previously. 0:36:56.680 --> 0:36:57.009 Mhm. 0:36:57.610 --> 0:37:00.970 So I'll give you what I thought of was when. 0:37:03.730 --> 0:37:06.910 Hamish farted in your face to see if you could 0:37:06.910 --> 0:37:08.170 smell what he had for lunch. 0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:12.070 That was to measure the speed of my digestion. Yes. 0:37:12.070 --> 0:37:14.859 That was. And it was remarkably quick. It was able 0:37:14.860 --> 0:37:17.110 to get able to get through in a few hours, 0:37:17.110 --> 0:37:20.560 which we had. We had doctors saying impossible. And we're like, yeah, 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:22.239 we'll tell it to that guy because he smelt fish 0:37:22.239 --> 0:37:22.899 and chips I got. 0:37:22.900 --> 0:37:26.350 How did that happen? That was remarkable. Um, it's funny 0:37:26.350 --> 0:37:29.050 you bring up that, Jack, because it is the same realm. 0:37:29.410 --> 0:37:33.340 It comes in from a guy called Nick. Um, he said, uh, 0:37:33.340 --> 0:37:36.250 on your last episode, which was 240, this was the 0:37:36.250 --> 0:37:39.100 last year you're trying to figure out who farted throughout 0:37:39.100 --> 0:37:39.850 the year? 0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:42.010 Um, no. Yeah. I mean, we had a lot of that. 0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.469 Reminded me of something I have at work. We've got 0:37:44.469 --> 0:37:47.170 a WhatsApp group called Only Farts, where you're only allowed 0:37:47.170 --> 0:37:49.900 to post voice memos of your farts on the chat. 0:37:49.900 --> 0:37:50.950 There's no other chat. 0:37:50.950 --> 0:37:51.640 Allowed. 0:37:52.910 --> 0:37:56.299 You must post farts regularly or else you remove from 0:37:56.300 --> 0:37:56.719 the chat. 0:37:57.620 --> 0:37:59.300 Oh, you'd be out, Jack. 0:37:59.630 --> 0:38:01.430 We haven't heard from Jack for seven months. 0:38:01.850 --> 0:38:04.310 You can only join the group if you've shown potential 0:38:04.310 --> 0:38:08.300 to contribute good content. We celebrate all farts. Loud. Soft, long, short, 0:38:08.300 --> 0:38:12.710 squeaky or wet. Hit me up if you'd like to hear. 0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:16.279 If you want more. 0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:19.850 And that's where we're at now. I've, I've, I did 0:38:19.850 --> 0:38:23.480 hit him up. I've got I've compiled them all. 0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:25.640 God I would love to hear that phone call. Ah. Hi. 0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:29.120 This is Andy calling for the farts. 0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:33.320 So I suppose this is where we're going to play 0:38:33.320 --> 0:38:36.169 the opener of keep it or delete it. And it'll 0:38:36.170 --> 0:38:38.000 either go to the next segment because we've heard them 0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:39.740 all and I think that's appropriate. 0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:40.940 Are we going to hear some farts. 0:38:40.969 --> 0:38:43.040 We're going to hear them. But whether everyone else in 0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:43.460 the way we. 0:38:43.460 --> 0:38:46.640 Subject everyone else to. Yeah, I think I think again, 0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:48.950 not knowing whether this will just skip straight to the 0:38:48.950 --> 0:38:51.950 deleted it or we'll hear the full thing. I think 0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.890 going into this, our best shot of not having this 0:38:54.890 --> 0:38:58.430 deleted would just be to go quality, I think over 0:38:58.430 --> 0:39:00.260 quantity to hear some good. 0:39:00.350 --> 0:39:00.770 Good. 0:39:00.770 --> 0:39:03.800 Quick good quick variety. I think everyone would be interested 0:39:03.800 --> 0:39:05.839 in that. And then it probably comes down to brevity. 0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:07.580 Okay, Jack. 0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:20.390 Keep it or delete it. Jesus. 0:39:21.020 --> 0:39:43.830 That's number one. Big day at work. 0:39:43.860 --> 0:39:44.700 Can't play this. 0:39:46.830 --> 0:39:51.960 Jack's tapped out early. Jack, we found Jack's limit. I 0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:53.130 still think we can. 0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:56.130 Oh, I didn't lock. Okay. 0:39:57.930 --> 0:40:01.469 Okay. I just, I sorry, I thought there was some 0:40:01.469 --> 0:40:04.200 level of, like, kind of packaging around it, like, creative, 0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:05.189 creative wise. 0:40:05.219 --> 0:40:06.629 No there wasn't. 0:40:06.810 --> 0:40:09.090 What a dilemma. What a dilemma. 0:40:09.900 --> 0:40:13.860 It's the dilemma is there was real curiosity for me 0:40:13.860 --> 0:40:15.570 there before we started. 0:40:15.570 --> 0:40:17.100 And there will be for people, if we. 0:40:17.460 --> 0:40:18.480 People will feel that, they'll be. 0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:21.029 Outraged because people will be imagining that they missed out 0:40:21.030 --> 0:40:22.830 on a great treat. So the question to you is like, 0:40:22.830 --> 0:40:26.070 do you just let the public have all the information 0:40:26.070 --> 0:40:29.520 and then we bear the brunt of any backlash or 0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.380 you get people going, great. I'm really glad you played that, 0:40:31.380 --> 0:40:35.160 that I was interested to see what level and quality 0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:37.230 of thoughts would be on a WhatsApp like that. Maybe 0:40:37.260 --> 0:40:39.210 we start one at our own work. 0:40:39.630 --> 0:40:40.290 Jack. 0:40:40.380 --> 0:40:42.270 People delete it. It's a delete for me. 0:40:42.270 --> 0:40:45.420 I'm no mate. This is tough. This is what it's 0:40:45.420 --> 0:40:49.950 like to be a newspaper editor, I think. You know, 0:40:49.950 --> 0:40:54.030 it's 1159 at night. You're on whatever floor in Manhattan. 0:40:54.030 --> 0:40:55.529 The New York Times is set to print. 0:40:55.530 --> 0:40:56.610 Are we going with the story or not? 0:40:56.610 --> 0:40:58.290 Are we running this headline or not? Yeah. 0:40:58.410 --> 0:41:00.330 Do we? It's hard to hear, but maybe people need 0:41:00.330 --> 0:41:01.230 to hear the truth. 0:41:01.230 --> 0:41:03.960 You can't print this. Yeah, but don't we haven't we 0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:06.529 made a name for ourselves? Aren't we still relevant after 0:41:06.530 --> 0:41:09.920 all these? Because we dare to do what common sense 0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:12.890 tells us otherwise not to do. Mhm. It's a, it's 0:41:12.890 --> 0:41:14.750 a keep it from me. It's keep it from me. 0:41:21.650 --> 0:41:25.040 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.910 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com.