1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,340 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:07,460 --> 00:00:13,010 S2: Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 3 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:16,070 S2: in three two. 4 00:00:17,690 --> 00:00:21,470 UU: Sorry, it's still buffering. One. 5 00:00:23,750 --> 00:00:25,760 S3: Ahoy to me! Waning gibbous. 6 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:29,000 S4: Hamish, I think I know what I am. Would Jack 7 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,770 S4: be a waxing gibbous? He's a. 8 00:00:30,770 --> 00:00:31,760 S3: Waxing crescent. 9 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:34,820 S4: Crescent? Yeah. We're moon's. We're in the sky. We're moon's baby. 10 00:00:34,850 --> 00:00:36,710 S4: We're moon's phases of the moon. 11 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:38,870 S5: Yes. Did you know that? I did know a waxing 12 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:40,190 S5: and waning and I'm. 13 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:40,700 S3: Did you know. 14 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:41,270 S4: Gibbous? 15 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:47,360 S5: I assumed that gibbous was the second half of the 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,140 S5: waxing and waning. 17 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:51,140 S4: Because I didn't quite know. Gibbous, I suppose because it's 18 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,610 S4: a different word for the other one. 19 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:57,150 S3: So. Crescent, obviously you have a smaller. The a smaller 20 00:00:57,150 --> 00:01:00,300 S3: portion of the moon is lit up. Um, and then 21 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,270 S3: the gibbous is when the bigger side of the moon is. 22 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:06,390 S4: That's the gibbous. But it's on its it's on its way. 23 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:08,880 S3: Yeah, but it's on some more. Yes. 24 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,530 S4: Come on, baby, fill up. 25 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:14,069 S3: And waxing is when the moon shape is growing in size. Yeah. 26 00:01:14,069 --> 00:01:16,620 S4: Waning, shrinking. Yeah. A lot of good moons. Moon chat. Ah, 27 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:17,490 S4: thank you to Mike. 28 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,080 S3: And take the rest of the week off, Mike. 29 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,340 S4: Well, that must be exhausted. 30 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:20,850 S3: That's a big one. 31 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:23,340 S4: That's obviously come with a page with lots of descriptions. 32 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:26,640 S3: Ahoy! Also to, uh, Courtney from Emerald, who used the 33 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,310 S3: very easy to use system. Com to upload this bit 34 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:29,880 S3: of audio. 35 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:35,160 S6: Hi, Hamish and Andy and big boy Jack, it's Courtney 36 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:38,670 S6: here from Emerald. I was just vacuuming the floor and 37 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:42,300 S6: I very quickly filled up the vacuum canister with dust. 38 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,970 S6: My husband, Chris, then asked me if I wanted to 39 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:48,240 S6: empty the vacuum canister, to which I gave him my 40 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,680 S6: now stock standard response, which is that's a Chris job. 41 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:56,400 S6: That's a Chris job. So thanks for that one, Andy. 42 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,529 S4: And it would have annoyed you a bit too, Andy, 43 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,960 S4: that she kept the vacuum cleaner going there to record 44 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,110 S4: the audio. I did. I did see her purse of 45 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:07,620 S4: the lips as Andy. talked a little bit of I 46 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,179 S4: had a bit of Atmos. Atmos? 47 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,100 S3: That's nice. I just felt sorry for Chris because we've 48 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:14,730 S3: all been there. I've always have to, um, empty the 49 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:18,900 S3: vacuum cleaner. That's strictly in my job. For some reason, I. 50 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:20,910 S4: I'm just always of the feeling. And you'd be in 51 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,680 S4: this camp to Jack. I reckon that it's always just 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:23,820 S4: got one more trip in it. 53 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:26,160 S5: Oh, my God, how's the last time I took one out? 54 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,280 S5: It was so full. It's like touching a water balloon. 55 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,740 S4: I'm like, ours is so dense because I'm always thinking 56 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,959 S4: to myself, well, if you can suck air through, dust 57 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,900 S4: ain't that much bigger. So we got a little bit 58 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:41,410 S4: more space in there. Like it's almost a briquette. We 59 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:44,560 S4: probably should probably should keep ours to build, like a 60 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:48,399 S4: small igloo out of them or something. It'd be very dense. 61 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:53,440 S3: Material, losing the overall sucking functionality with too much in there. 62 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,880 S3: I mean, it can't, it can't probably. 63 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,530 S4: But I find if you run it back and forth 64 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:59,410 S4: over the cheerio enough, eventually it'll hit a good patch 65 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:04,720 S4: of wind and and it will hoist that heavy piece 66 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,680 S4: of cereal up the neck. Hey, um, um, speaking of, um, 67 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,670 S4: our partners guys, I wanted to start today with what 68 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:15,520 S4: I hope is just a little safe space for the 69 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:19,310 S4: lads here and not, you know, I know it's a 70 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:23,179 S4: public forum, but the reason I wanted to designate this, um, 71 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:27,830 S4: the start of the show was, I think, in my relationship. 72 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:29,630 S4: And I'm guessing it's the same for you guys. There 73 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:33,680 S4: are often times when I bring a joke to the relationship. 74 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,600 S4: Usually it's just between Zo and I. This one is, 75 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:38,540 S4: and I go, hey, how funny is this? And it 76 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:42,920 S4: doesn't get the response that I think it deserves. And 77 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:47,060 S4: I'll often try again which has a low hit rate 78 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,390 S4: of increasing. It hasn't happened where Zo turns around and goes, 79 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:53,210 S4: oh yeah, now I get it. That's really funny. It's 80 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:56,480 S4: usually just these are the ones where I'm like, I 81 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,550 S4: feel like I should be getting more for this. And 82 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,950 S4: I thought, if this is happening, where, where else can 83 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:03,290 S4: I get the kind of feedback that I'm yearning for 84 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:06,560 S4: this joke, if not with you two gentlemen. 85 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,430 S5: All right, let's hear it. 86 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:08,900 S4: All right. Well, I've got I've got a I've got 87 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,280 S4: something I want to start with. 88 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,510 S3: I've got one as well, actually. 89 00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:13,040 S4: Yeah. Great. Have you got one, Jay? 90 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,020 S5: I got one that I, you wouldn't even call it 91 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:18,200 S5: a joke anymore, but I use it almost daily. Okay. 92 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:20,989 S4: This like my question to you guys is tell me 93 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:25,159 S4: if this is funny and, you know, brackets hint it is. 94 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,219 S4: So I don't know I don't know I don't know 95 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:31,789 S4: why Zo isn't laughing at this Little couple of weekends ago, 96 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,770 S4: I went on a on a road trip like a 97 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:36,859 S4: little boys weekend away. Now, there was four of us. 98 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,740 S4: Two of the members were my old housemates, Haider and John, 99 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:42,229 S4: who I lived with for ten years. Right. So I will, 100 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,930 S4: I understand perhaps those resistance to be like, okay, that's 101 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:48,080 S4: kind of the scene I rescued you from. Yes. That 102 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:52,490 S4: was your wilder times, less domesticated times. You and maybe. 103 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:55,550 S3: And she and she admitted. And you've admitted that she 104 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:58,490 S3: then took pig management to a new level for about 105 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:00,860 S3: ten years to see the man we have now. 106 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:04,159 S4: Sharpen him up, trimmed him back, stopped him wearing t 107 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,500 S4: shirts with logos on them, stuff like that. Said, hey, 108 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,320 S4: we can lose the Spanish motorbike companies that don't exist. 109 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,120 S4: You don't need to wear those t shirts anymore, things 110 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,960 S4: like that. So yeah, over time, sculpted him, gentrified him 111 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,010 S4: into the into the pleasant shopping mall that he is now. 112 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:21,890 S4: But he was once a wilder suburb. And this is 113 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:24,830 S4: maybe this is where her resistance is. So I go, hey, 114 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:28,220 S4: are like, so forgot to tell you, um, we did 115 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:33,589 S4: this really funny joke while we were away with John, and, um, 116 00:05:33,589 --> 00:05:38,239 S4: it started where we, like, any time John was on 117 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:41,060 S4: his phone, we'd go in like, go to the bathroom 118 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:44,340 S4: and get like, 6 or 7 tissues, scrunch them up, 119 00:05:44,339 --> 00:05:47,160 S4: go in and sprinkle them around him, and then take 120 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:52,680 S4: a photo of him. I'm going to send you guys 121 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,380 S4: a bunch of them now. That's a great joke. It 122 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:57,929 S4: was a very funny joke. And I'd be like, I'd 123 00:05:57,930 --> 00:06:00,120 S4: be like, we did it once. And then it just 124 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,580 S4: became a thing where every time we'd see John by himself, 125 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,400 S4: preferably on his phone you'd like. I'd always have a 126 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,530 S4: pocket full of tissues and just run up and chuck 127 00:06:07,529 --> 00:06:09,810 S4: them at his feet. And so it just looked like 128 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:13,500 S4: he was enjoying himself everywhere, everywhere. We went on our trip, 129 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,960 S4: no matter where we were, like the pub, it just 130 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,620 S4: became this great joke. Anyway, those face is like totally 131 00:06:19,620 --> 00:06:24,390 S4: blank as I'm saying this. Like so, you know, you know, 132 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:28,830 S4: it's great because the photos like, look at this. You know, 133 00:06:28,830 --> 00:06:30,510 S4: I'd go to him, hey, mate, did you see what's 134 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:33,000 S4: on the WhatsApp? He'd look at the WhatsApp. Yeah, he's 135 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:35,219 S4: very good, right? Like we're in the camper van. He'd 136 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,440 S4: look at the WhatsApp, I'd chuck the tissues over him 137 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,180 S4: and take a photo of him. So it just looks 138 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:44,549 S4: like he's having these huge sessions. Nothing. Jack. You're looking 139 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:44,909 S4: at them. 140 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:45,390 S3: Even at the. 141 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:46,680 S4: Bar. Even at the pub. 142 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:49,980 S5: It that's a ten out of ten for me. Yeah. 143 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,869 S4: I mean, that's what I thought. I'm like, am I 144 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,870 S4: going crazy here? This is a great joke. 145 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:56,700 S3: Well now now this is a safe space I'm going 146 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,159 S3: to bring up mine that I keep doing to Beck. Who? 147 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,310 S3: And I've actually been banned from doing it, which I 148 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,740 S3: think is unfair because I think it's a funny joke. 149 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:09,240 S3: But whenever I'm in public and it's very rare. But 150 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,880 S3: we catch paparazzi there. Oh yeah. 151 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:12,450 S4: Yeah, yeah. 152 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:14,940 S3: I get down on one knee and pretend to propose. 153 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:15,480 S4: Okay. 154 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:21,730 S3: Most recently, the baggage claim at Melbourne Airport. 155 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,480 S7: Okay. 156 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:25,660 S4: No, I can't see why Becker would. 157 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,750 S3: But it's nice to be here with you guys appreciating 158 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,150 S3: the joke that that would be a hell of a 159 00:07:34,150 --> 00:07:38,500 S3: scoop after ten years of dating, especially. Decided to do 160 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,090 S3: it right on the baggage claim. 161 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:41,890 S5: And the joke there is not really on Bec. It's 162 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:44,080 S5: on the paparazzi because the second they think. 163 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,940 S4: Yes, you're right, Jack, it's on the high, it's on 164 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:49,270 S4: the insatiable media, it's on the clickbait industry. Exactly. 165 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,530 S3: That's why I try to explain. 166 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,530 S7: I don't you see. 167 00:07:53,530 --> 00:07:56,650 S4: Honey, I'm making a political statement about the state of 168 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:57,310 S4: our not. 169 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,000 S3: Smiling at that. 170 00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:58,960 S7: No. 171 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:04,240 S4: Coalition starved clickbait economy that people are being sucked into. Yes, 172 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,770 S4: I'm a performance artist. 173 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:07,810 S7: Jack. Do you have one? 174 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,290 S5: Now, now, the thing I thought of when you started this. 175 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,750 S5: It's not even really a joke by the standards of 176 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:15,280 S5: what you guys are bringing to the table. I mean, 177 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:15,670 S5: Andy's is. 178 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:16,840 S4: I don't even steaks, I'll. 179 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:17,380 S7: Tell you that. 180 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:20,920 S5: I don't even want to say what mine is. But 181 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,400 S5: the thing I do almost daily that never gets a 182 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,440 S5: laugh from Bianca, but I still do. It is when 183 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,270 S5: she asked me to do some sort of chore around 184 00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:29,679 S5: the house, like, can you take the bin out or 185 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,240 S5: can you do the dishes? Let's do. 186 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,130 S3: It. By the way, just do it for once without 187 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:33,820 S3: being asked. 188 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:36,070 S7: In your life. That would be hilarious. 189 00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:41,890 S5: If she asked me to do a household chore. I'll say, 190 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,840 S5: But I'm just a little boy. 191 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:51,849 S7: And now I wish I hadn't told you. 192 00:08:55,059 --> 00:08:56,240 S5: Now I wish, I actually. 193 00:08:56,330 --> 00:08:57,650 S7: I wish has. 194 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:58,460 S4: It ever worked? 195 00:09:01,910 --> 00:09:02,929 S5: And it's never worked. 196 00:09:02,929 --> 00:09:04,069 S7: You've had the best one. 197 00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:06,290 S4: Okay, you know what you need to do, Jack? You 198 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,540 S4: gotta like, you need to wait for the next time 199 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:11,750 S4: she tells you, like, do this. And you as she's 200 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,970 S4: leaving the house. Right. So this could take a while, 201 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,640 S4: but you need to get, you know, the tiny hands. Like, 202 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,410 S4: I bought a pair the other week. They've got them 203 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:20,209 S4: at the post office, you know, with like, the you 204 00:09:20,210 --> 00:09:22,160 S4: can put them on one finger and it's a tiny 205 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:22,790 S4: pair of hands, like. 206 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,710 S3: People on the top of pens sometimes. 207 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:27,110 S4: Doll hands. Yeah, yeah, they're like little doll hands. People. 208 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,940 S4: Kind of. There's a thing on Instagram I've seen where 209 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:31,370 S4: you can massage cats faces with them. So it looks 210 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,170 S4: like the cat's getting at like a or it's a 211 00:09:33,170 --> 00:09:35,600 S4: giant cat getting a massage. Just wait till she leaves 212 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,120 S4: and then film some videos of your like, little tiny 213 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,939 S4: hands trying to take out the things would be like, see, 214 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:43,819 S4: I can't do it. I am a tiny boy. 215 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,140 S3: I'm. There's a lot of reasons to listen to this show, 216 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,810 S3: but I'd say the main one is to get the 217 00:09:54,809 --> 00:10:00,120 S3: upper hand on everybody socially. Uh, or in the workplace, uh, professionally. 218 00:10:00,210 --> 00:10:02,939 S4: It used to be that you could buy two very 219 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,310 S4: good books for that reason, the Power Moves books. Do 220 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:08,750 S4: we still have any power moves? Volume two taking advantage 221 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,240 S4: of a madman. Books left or did they sell out 222 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:11,839 S4: over Christmas? 223 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:15,949 S3: I know we've got plenty. We've got more. 224 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,070 S4: Don't tell me the madman ordered another shipping container full? No. 225 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,660 S4: So it's still available. So still, if you prefer the 226 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:24,199 S4: book form, obviously. Yes, certainly. Volume two remains available. 227 00:10:24,380 --> 00:10:25,910 S3: Com, um, due to Horgs. 228 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:30,530 S4: Ordering slightly more books than there are people in Australia. Um, 229 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,630 S4: but but now that we've sorted that out. Yes, this 230 00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,370 S4: is the only place the podcast remains. The only place 231 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:38,459 S4: you can get the fresh stuff. Mhm. Um, the books 232 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:42,300 S4: are more like, you know, uh, when you dry garlics 233 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:45,570 S4: and chilies and you can still sell them. Yeah. Still delicious. 234 00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:48,000 S4: They absolutely have a place in the home. But this 235 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,069 S4: is the fresh stuff. This is the market where you 236 00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:54,810 S4: get get the good power moves. Okay. No, sorry. I'm 237 00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:56,429 S4: not trying to talk anyone out of a sale of 238 00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:57,030 S4: the book. I know. 239 00:10:58,620 --> 00:10:59,130 S7: I know. 240 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:02,850 S4: I know, we need sales. Is the panic still delicious? Better. 241 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:06,209 S4: Some would say more. More aged in the, uh. 242 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,740 S3: Sounded a little desperate, didn't it? 243 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:11,910 S4: Still delicious. Um, and this comes in from Joe. Um, 244 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:15,990 S4: Joe is a lifesaver. Sorry, a lifeguard. Okay. Which would 245 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,819 S4: become apparent in a sec, because if you're a lifeguard 246 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:21,000 S4: at a pool. Brackets different to a lifesaver. It seems 247 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,589 S4: very keen to tell everyone why. 248 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:23,609 S3: Why is that a different? 249 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:25,950 S4: I think it's a lower qualification alive. 250 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,210 S7: Life saver. 251 00:11:27,210 --> 00:11:28,530 S4: Let me put it to you this way. I think 252 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:31,560 S4: a lifeguard and I'm just making this up. But the 253 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,770 S4: the difference between the word guard and save is like, 254 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,559 S4: I would take it that a lifeguard is like, oh, 255 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:40,679 S4: don't go in there once you do. I tried I 256 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:43,920 S4: tried to guard it. I tried to guard the ball. 257 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:47,339 S4: The saver can get in and do some saving stuff afterwards. 258 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:51,120 S3: But isn't he being particular about life guard? Yeah. 259 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,550 S4: So he's he's saying he's he's like not like I'm 260 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:53,880 S4: not alive. 261 00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,140 S3: I'm not he's being humble. 262 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:57,030 S4: He's being humble. Yeah. He's unusual. And that's. 263 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,780 S3: This show. And for. 264 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:57,990 S7: Me, I. 265 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,720 S5: Didn't even understand the concept. 266 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,530 S7: I had. 267 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,050 S4: I unfortunately wrote back to him, said I can't read 268 00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:06,929 S4: the rest of your email. No, you don't really suit 269 00:12:07,530 --> 00:12:11,530 S4: the tone of the show, he's saying. So he works 270 00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,030 S4: at a pool and he goes, are we gonna pull? 271 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,310 S4: It's got signs indicating the speeds of the lane e.g. 272 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:18,250 S4: fast lane, medium lane, slow lane when people are doing laps, 273 00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,870 S4: he said. When a swimmer is getting ready to go 274 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:22,420 S4: into the fast lane, putting on their goggles, etc., I 275 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,940 S4: walk over and switch the fast sign to a slow sign. 276 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,120 S4: Then I give them a bit of a thumbs up. 277 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,589 S4: And you're right to go now, mate. 278 00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:40,300 S3: Lock it. This comes in from Declan Bremner. Power move. 279 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:44,710 S3: Anytime a friend, coworker or stranger tells you a story 280 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:49,060 S3: about themselves, reply with. That tells me a lot about 281 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,770 S3: the type of person you are. Yeah. 282 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:51,160 S7: Good. 283 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,209 S4: I love a wildcard. I love a wildcard one. This 284 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:58,660 S4: could be another wildcard one. This is from Tyler. Um, 285 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,819 S4: when you're out with friends, wait for someone to excuse 286 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:03,670 S4: themselves to go to the bathroom, stop them and say, wait, 287 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:09,250 S4: are you mad at me? They'll usually respond confused and say, no. Why? 288 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,980 S4: At this point say loudly so everyone can hear. I've 289 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:14,050 S4: just noticed you tend to poo a lot more when 290 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:18,520 S4: you're angry. Now if you could. 291 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,180 S3: Pick it off. 292 00:13:19,179 --> 00:13:19,810 S5: Didn't need. 293 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:20,890 S7: Didn't need, you. 294 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,199 S4: Could pull it off seamlessly. I take my hat. 295 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,070 S7: Off to you happily. 296 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:27,400 S3: Gus. Bev from the US. Sorry. I take. 297 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,500 S4: It back. That is not a wild card. Can't do that. 298 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:29,920 S7: Can't do that. 299 00:13:31,150 --> 00:13:35,620 S3: Um, interview based power move. Have you been interviewed by 300 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:39,220 S3: a panel? Um, when finishing up an interview with a panel, 301 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:42,100 S3: conclude the meeting by saying. Nice meeting, most of you. 302 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,760 S7: Yeah. Good. 303 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:48,680 S3: It'll confuse the paddle and they'll wonder which one of 304 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,620 S3: them's the bad egg of the bunch. You probably won't 305 00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,140 S3: get the job, but. But it will be burned into 306 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:55,189 S3: their memory forever. 307 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,949 S4: I back, it's smart play. You look at any any 308 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,590 S4: show like a survivor, right? If there's like a five 309 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:04,339 S4: against one situation alliance. What is. What's the one shot 310 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:06,530 S4: the one person has? Create some discord. 311 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:07,430 S7: Yes you can. 312 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,559 S4: You don't know how, But if. 313 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:09,770 S7: You. 314 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:10,610 S4: Just create some. 315 00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:11,329 S7: Discord, you. 316 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,460 S4: Could be a chance. Mhm. Um. And this comes in 317 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:17,359 S4: from America. US power move from Lucas because uh, Hoiberg 318 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,910 S4: is in number six. My wife loves this power move. 319 00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,130 S4: And I know you guys would too. Whenever someone posts 320 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:24,830 S4: some unfortunate news or perhaps some sad news on their 321 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:29,240 S4: social media, um, reply with your I mean, this is ballsy, 322 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,690 S4: but reply with your condolences, but always mention a cool 323 00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:37,070 S4: slash exotic location. Your sincere condolences from example. Thinking of 324 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:51,740 S4: you from the Maldives. Condolences from Barbados. And a andjack. 325 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,260 S4: Lots of, um, lots of stuff coming in from the 326 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:58,850 S4: chocolate world. Um, and sorry, Jackie, the reason I said 327 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,590 S4: oh sorry. And Jackie, because I was surprised to see 328 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:04,730 S4: you here because I assume sometimes, you know, since this 329 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,560 S4: is like a day you've set aside for the hobby, 330 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:12,470 S4: you would be off gathering leads. Um, and continuing to get, um, 331 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:16,250 S4: Intel on door stopping the CEO of Mars. Quick update. 332 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,300 S3: On. Where are you on that? 333 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,950 S5: Yeah, we're getting very close. 334 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:19,310 S4: Who's we? 335 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,720 S5: How close are just being the public? Um, who are 336 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,170 S5: helping give me leads? We're down to the top. Three 337 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:29,280 S5: guys or girls at Mars. What? What do you mean? You're, 338 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,080 S5: like narrowing it down to. 339 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,570 S7: To locate. Need to be. Doesn't need to. 340 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:36,720 S4: Be narrowed down. You already picked number one. The CEO, 341 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,790 S4: whoever he or she may be. Yeah, and that. 342 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,260 S5: Wouldn't be a secret, would it? What I was trying 343 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,060 S5: to say is like, we've got three names of who 344 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:44,490 S5: the key CEO might be. 345 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:45,690 S3: It's not. 346 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,050 S7: A sign. 347 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:46,950 S5: Probably just. 348 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:50,729 S4: Sorry. The challenge. The challenge wasn't to find out the CEO. 349 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,070 S4: The challenge was to talk to them. Yeah. 350 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:58,860 S5: No, I think I think, um, we probably don't need that. Oh, great. 351 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:02,550 S7: No, sorry. 352 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,170 S4: Wouldn't it be hilarious to see Jack in a real 353 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:07,980 S4: work environment? 354 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,080 S5: I think that sometimes you. 355 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,530 S7: Yeah, it'd be incredible. What would. 356 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,780 S4: What would be? What would you fear the most, Jack? 357 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:18,359 S5: Like going into any meeting where you had to, like, 358 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,020 S5: have done your homework and done preparation and present your 359 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,600 S5: findings and working out just anything. 360 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,610 S4: This is a weird. This is a weird tangent, but 361 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,920 S4: at any stage, were you ever going to be a 362 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,060 S4: sports teacher? 363 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,250 S5: No no no no. Why? 364 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,260 S4: I just I don't know, I just get sometimes I 365 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,320 S4: get sports teacher vibes. I think because at my kids 366 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,890 S4: school there are two sports teachers who were not dissimilar 367 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,930 S4: to you. Yeah. And sometimes I look at them and 368 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:45,360 S4: I go, I could have been Jack. Could have been 369 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,810 S4: Jack just carrying a giant sack of balls from the 370 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:52,800 S4: shed to the bus, a little bit like, you know, 371 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,870 S4: aware that it's it's like 9:00, the. 372 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:55,500 S3: Training. 373 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,420 S4: 9:00, and you're like, oh, my God, I gotta go 374 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:02,500 S4: do the whole session. And they just sometimes, sometimes give 375 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,660 S4: me jack vibes. But no, never sports teaching. 376 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,879 S5: Well, you know, I'm not much of a sportsman after 377 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,369 S5: the cricket game that we played together. That still haunts me, 378 00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:11,709 S5: even though it's over 12 years ago that we played. 379 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,609 S3: Still haunts me. 380 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:16,480 S4: But you, I mean, you showed great. You showed great intent. 381 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,070 S4: Like you, you enthusiasm. 382 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,659 S5: I want it to be good. But when you're facing 383 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,939 S5: a ball, you can't just summon a whole lot of 384 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,950 S5: cricket abilities that you don't have. 385 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:27,129 S4: No, no. But again, you. I admired the courage of going. Yes, 386 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:31,180 S4: I'll join your indoor cricket team, having not played that 387 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,169 S4: sport before. 388 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:32,620 S7: You know. 389 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,440 S5: I actually thought I was like, maybe I will be 390 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,650 S5: good at it, but with no evidence because I haven't played. 391 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,350 S4: So is the thought I have when I try every sport. 392 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:41,950 S7: I. 393 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,810 S4: I this could be the one. 394 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,900 S3: I watched a movie on the plane. Um, About golf. 395 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,550 S3: It's a pretty boring movie, but it's about a guy 396 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:53,620 S3: called Maurice. True story 1976. The British Open was opened 397 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:56,679 S3: to everyone. Yep. And he just ticked the form that 398 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,560 S3: he was a professional and liked the idea of playing around. 399 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,050 S3: And he'd never played a round before. How'd he go? 400 00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,929 S3: He got the highest score ever. Yeah. That's bad. That's 401 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,220 S3: bad golf. It's bad in golf. 402 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,540 S5: I thought the true story was going to be. And 403 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,950 S5: like anyone, the open. No. 404 00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:11,380 S3: He just hoped he was good. 405 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:14,830 S4: So the point. So the point of the doco was. 406 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:15,699 S3: You can't just. 407 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:16,150 S7: Yeah. 408 00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:19,690 S4: We with with gradual accumulation of practice you will get 409 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,880 S4: increasingly better at a sport. 410 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,189 S3: He did wear a fake moustache and pretended to be 411 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,169 S3: a Frenchman the next year and got in again. 412 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,430 S7: That should have been the point of the talk. Sorry. 413 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:30,730 S7: All right. 414 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,979 S4: So we've got we've got slightly off topic. 415 00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:33,760 S7: Here, but. 416 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,080 S4: Jack, on the topic of fake moustaches. Think about it. 417 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,210 S4: Think about it. For your door stopping of the Mars CEO. 418 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:42,260 S4: We've got so much chocolate news coming in. Um, can 419 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,080 S4: I like there's. I think, Andy, you said. You said 420 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,540 S4: we're not just going to be the repository here for 421 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,240 S4: for mis coatings. Now, I know we spent a lot 422 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,550 S4: of time on the all kit. No, Kat. Yeah, like, 423 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,550 S4: we sort of rectified that. We've unfortunately opened a box 424 00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,429 S4: of worms or slash Cadbury favourites. Slash not having a 425 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,160 S4: go at Cadbury could be one of the other brands 426 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,960 S4: mixed chocolate bags. Not being able to coat the chocolate 427 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,050 S4: just seems like not being able to coat the item 428 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:13,160 S4: with the chocolate seems like it's a very common mishap, 429 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,260 S4: at least once for every missing. 430 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,330 S3: Missing internal delight we. 431 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:22,909 S4: Have got from Jeff. Um, the Cadbury? No Mello koala. Yeah. Um. okay. 432 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:27,740 S4: Just a solid koala from Melanie. Um, two Tim Tams 433 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:31,190 S4: in the pack were nude. No chocolate coating. Just. But 434 00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,800 S4: the rest of the pack was covered in chocolate. Ooh, 435 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,250 S4: curly wurly one from Brendan. Um, it's, uh, just the 436 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,820 S4: caramel all curl. No word. Well, so there were. There 437 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,620 S4: is a bunch. There is a bunch coming through now. 438 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:45,080 S4: I'm as surprised as you guys. Like, you shouldn't let 439 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,520 S4: the chocolate vat ever run empty. 440 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:49,100 S3: Yeah, yeah. Which which I think happens often because you 441 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,880 S3: think the chocolate squirting over them seems to be the constant. 442 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,100 S3: Keep that up. That vat is full. 443 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,310 S4: And it does seem like it's a problem specific to 444 00:19:58,310 --> 00:20:00,710 S4: chocolate companies. Do you know what I mean? Like, there 445 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,560 S4: are no no one's ever. Like, I. 446 00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:04,640 S3: Ordered the car without the medal. 447 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,859 S4: I got a I got a Mitsubishi Outlander. 448 00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:07,070 S7: It was. 449 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:07,550 S4: Just a. 450 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,330 S7: Chassis. 451 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,310 S4: And the engine and they forgot to put panels on. Yeah. 452 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,869 S4: You know. No, that's true. So it just seems to 453 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:15,150 S4: be like no other. There's just no other product out 454 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:18,720 S4: there that seems to get away with this level of, oh, well, 455 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,859 S4: it's hit and miss. You know, we. 456 00:20:19,859 --> 00:20:23,070 S3: Haven't had we haven't had the wrong drink in the 457 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:26,609 S3: wrong canister and I'd assume that that would happen. Would you. 458 00:20:26,609 --> 00:20:28,889 S4: Oh, it's so easy to fake. Would you love to 459 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,479 S4: see a solo in a Coke bottle kind of thing. 460 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,500 S3: Wouldn't that be crazy? 461 00:20:31,619 --> 00:20:33,480 S5: But different machines, different ends of the. 462 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,379 S3: Chocolate, chalky milks or strawberry milk? They'd have a they 463 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:37,830 S3: have a. 464 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,500 S4: Big M factory, which could happen at all milk. 465 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,200 S3: And then just squirting the flavoring in or. 466 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,320 S5: I think, like we guessed last time, it only takes 467 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,960 S5: a worker at one of those, um, factories to go. 468 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:50,880 S5: Wouldn't it be funny to move one of the strawberry 469 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,859 S5: ones over to the chocolate milk? Um. 470 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,080 S4: Yeah. I mean, it's it is a good joke. 471 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:55,320 S3: It would be. 472 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:55,889 S7: Funny, but. 473 00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,390 S3: But it's. 474 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,370 S4: You just have to believe that it's out there because 475 00:20:59,369 --> 00:21:02,129 S4: you're never going to get the evidence. We got a pretty, 476 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:07,230 S4: pretty irate, um, podcaster and okay, that's having a go 477 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:08,940 S4: at you. And they've done quite a bit of heavy 478 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:12,180 S4: maths here, but I won't. Yeah, I won't, I won't 479 00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,400 S4: bore you with the maths. I've run it. It does 480 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:19,920 S4: check out um it's from they call themselves Cocoa Cop. 481 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,830 S4: So they're not um they're not, they're not giving their 482 00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:27,790 S4: real name, although it is clearly visible in their Gmail address. Um, 483 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:30,550 S4: but we'll go with Choco. Choco cop here. 484 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,119 S7: Cocoa cop. 485 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,020 S4: They said they've got they've had enough with your your 486 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:39,400 S4: aspersions towards cat chunky. Um, they, they cite the many 487 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,280 S4: times that you have said that the chunkies are terrible 488 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,520 S4: because you don't like the wafer ratio, um, compared to 489 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,740 S4: the normal KitKat bars. Yes. You've gone on record many 490 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,119 S4: times on the show. I think I've actually backed you 491 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,260 S4: up a few times, but I'm happy to throw you 492 00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:54,680 S4: under the bus. Um, saying, yeah, it's too much wafer 493 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,940 S4: and it's not enough chocolate. 494 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,200 S3: Yeah, it's also. 495 00:21:57,290 --> 00:21:59,540 S4: It's too big a finger and like, the ratio is 496 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:02,840 S4: out of whack, which you hearing it, you could absolutely. 497 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,500 S4: You know, I could get behind that sort of logic. Um, 498 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,489 S4: well they've done the maths and they've gone through and 499 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:12,310 S4: had a look. And this is obviously something that Kit-cat 500 00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:15,459 S4: have thought about too, because the difference between a normal 501 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:21,250 S4: Kit Kat and one and the chunky is 4% chocolate. 502 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,210 S3: So there is a difference. 503 00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,820 S4: Well, there's a tiny difference, but it's 4% enough to. 504 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:26,080 S5: Throw it off. 4% less. 505 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:29,140 S4: 4% lower. Yeah. Um, well, then he's right. 506 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,389 S5: That only confirms what Andy thought. 507 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,690 S4: He's saying that's below the detectable human threshold. 508 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:35,950 S5: That's his detector. 509 00:22:36,369 --> 00:22:39,310 S4: Well, he's challenging you, Andy, to figure out the difference 510 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:42,310 S4: between a normal Kit Kat and one with 4% of 511 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:44,230 S4: the chocolate scraped off. So he's saying, if you think 512 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:48,850 S4: you can detect 4%, we get eight bars, right? Like 513 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:51,850 S4: we get eight fingers of regular Kit Kat. And on 514 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:55,419 S4: one of them, we scrape off 4% of the chocolate 515 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,690 S4: and you have to eat all eight and go number 516 00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:01,780 S4: three had 4% less chocolate. He's saying if your mouth 517 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:04,300 S4: is this delicate, if you if you're this finely tuned 518 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,129 S4: a machine, you should be able to do it. 519 00:23:06,130 --> 00:23:08,140 S3: Yeah, I'm happy to have a crack at that. But my, 520 00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:13,120 S3: my issue is also, I think in its smaller dose 521 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:17,620 S3: it just snaps and crisps. It's better than the, the 522 00:23:17,619 --> 00:23:20,739 S3: bigger block of wafer it's about. It might not be 523 00:23:20,740 --> 00:23:23,199 S3: about the ratio, it's about how big a chunk the 524 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,040 S3: wafer is. 525 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,810 S4: Yeah. He might say you're changing your tune on that. 526 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:28,699 S4: He certainly is under the impression that you've had a 527 00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:32,359 S4: you've you've had an ingredients based gripe. Well do you 528 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,949 S4: think you could detect 4%. 529 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,540 S3: Yeah. 530 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:38,510 S5: I think you could. 531 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,120 S3: You could. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so do I. 532 00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:43,490 S4: So let's see how you go. Um, I mean, I 533 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,369 S4: don't have it prepared, but let's let's certainly do it 534 00:23:46,369 --> 00:23:48,169 S4: in coming weeks, okay? I mean, we haven't done a 535 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,850 S4: special skill for ages. It feels selfish to do one 536 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:54,570 S4: of you, but I'm I'm happy to back that. 537 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,439 S3: Um, okay. 538 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,230 S4: Done. And if. Yeah, if you get it, then, um. 539 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,730 S4: Oh my God, imagine if you got it the same 540 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,970 S4: episode Jack has. What was her name again? The CEO. 541 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,100 S5: No, I don't know yet. 542 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,500 S4: We know. 543 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,469 S3: Just popping back in here. I'm not going to do 544 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,960 S3: the test. I don't, all right? Because I'm just I 545 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,200 S3: just I just had a googled the chunky and again was, 546 00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:20,209 S3: you know, disgusted. 547 00:24:20,330 --> 00:24:21,590 S4: Are you just stand by. So you're just not going 548 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:22,459 S4: to enter into this. 549 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:26,450 S3: Yeah. Because the thing is, is it's a huge block 550 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:29,869 S3: of wafer and then a much thicker block of chocolate around. 551 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,300 S3: If I had a malteser the size of an apple 552 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,129 S3: that had the same ratio. 553 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,000 S4: Tesla. But go on. 554 00:24:35,210 --> 00:24:36,150 S3: Sorry Morteza, Tesla. 555 00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:37,619 S5: It's not as enjoyable to eat. 556 00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:39,510 S3: It wouldn't be as enjoyable to eat. And that's the 557 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,070 S3: problem with it. Yeah, that is true. 558 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,770 S4: You can't just keep increasing and increasing and increasing candies 559 00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:46,950 S4: expecting us to fall for it. Although Toblerone has tried 560 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:47,580 S4: that and. 561 00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,419 S3: We've fallen for. 562 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:48,810 S7: That. 563 00:24:49,109 --> 00:24:53,700 S4: And you certainly obviously lose some customers, but they're much, um, 564 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,040 S4: I think for the 5000 year anniversary of the pyramids, 565 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:00,720 S4: they're doing pyramids sized like a full scale, pyramid sized Toblerone. 566 00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:03,060 S4: And that's certainly one I wouldn't expect you to have 567 00:25:03,060 --> 00:25:06,000 S4: a crack at there, Jack. So I do take your point. Yeah. Um, 568 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,040 S4: and so it's a it's just. 569 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,710 S3: I mean, in our own time, just I just don't 570 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,940 S3: think it's going to be interesting. No. 571 00:25:12,869 --> 00:25:13,680 S4: Yeah. Fair enough. 572 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:24,480 S3: Hey, can we play a game? Which is a fierce 573 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,900 S3: game that we, you know, we take it very, very seriously. 574 00:25:27,930 --> 00:25:29,820 S3: We don't here to give away hats. Yeah. 575 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,040 S4: Um, we're here to hoard hats. That's our job. We're 576 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,710 S4: like hat dragons. And you're the knights who must steal 577 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:35,429 S4: our hats. 578 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,800 S3: Yes, it's game called. Tell us something we haven't thought 579 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,740 S3: of for a while. Um, you've got to basically ring 580 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,880 S3: up and suggest someone that Hamish or I haven't thought 581 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,480 S3: about this year. So the game gets easier. Sorry. Game gets, uh, 582 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,030 S3: harder as the year goes on. We're vulnerable. 583 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:53,940 S4: Right now because we haven't had much time to think 584 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:56,370 S4: of anything this year, but he's barely started. 585 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,770 S3: And I don't know how it came about. But people 586 00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:00,959 S3: send in hats and that's what you have the chance 587 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,899 S3: to win. Um, I'll quickly go through the hats. Uh, 588 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:09,419 S3: first of all, tactile systems, um, it's just a it's 589 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:14,129 S3: a flexi flit cap. Um, gray. grey. Pretty ugly. 590 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,740 S5: Pretty dull colour. Why? Why do you settle on that grey? 591 00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:19,080 S3: Yeah, a dull, a dull colour. And I would say, 592 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,360 S3: with all due respect to tactile systems, who I'm sure 593 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:25,500 S3: do a great job. Um, pretty dull, um, logo as well, 594 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:25,830 S3: I reckon. 595 00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:28,920 S4: They've come up, they've gone. Hey, we've got three options 596 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,010 S4: for the hats. The promotional hats. Um, obviously option one 597 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,080 S4: is cheaper and they get more expensive and they've gone 598 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,490 S4: just go for option one. We just need to get 599 00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:37,540 S4: some hats. Yeah, we don't need to put much effort 600 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,530 S4: into it, so I wouldn't. 601 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,020 S3: Recommend that one. But hey, it's their own. This one's 602 00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,070 S3: a cracker. Mitch's lawn. 603 00:26:42,070 --> 00:26:45,399 S4: Care. Oh, he's back, it's back. We've seen Mitch for ages. 604 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,940 S7: Yes, he's. 605 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,159 S4: Done it again. That's one of our favorite hats of 606 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,770 S4: all time. Mitch was one of the hats for Mitch's 607 00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:54,340 S4: logo was a hat from my four years ago. Yeah, yeah, 608 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,900 S4: I've still got mine at home. 609 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,370 S3: I'm not sure if it's new and improved, but it's 610 00:26:57,369 --> 00:26:59,859 S3: a Legionnaires. Same hat. It's the same hat. 611 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:02,139 S4: Mitch either ordered a ton of stock or it keeps 612 00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:05,080 S4: re-upping because they're so popular. I hope it's the second. 613 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,890 S3: Orange with a bright green Mitch's lawn care logo on 614 00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:10,419 S3: the front, which is I'm. 615 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,220 S4: Biased. I'm biased because I took one of those hats home. 616 00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:16,000 S4: But it is. I mean, embroidered. Special note to Mitch's 617 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,070 S4: lawn care you may or may not remember, and one 618 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,910 S4: of the first businesses to verify that the loyalty card 619 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:23,890 S4: was accepted at their, um. Oh. 620 00:27:23,890 --> 00:27:24,909 S7: Good memory. 621 00:27:25,030 --> 00:27:28,550 S3: Um, finally, probably the best cause got you for life 622 00:27:28,550 --> 00:27:32,720 S3: has sent one in. That's suicide prevention. Um, so, again, 623 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:34,610 S3: it's actually a pretty good cap. 624 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,220 S4: It is actually a good cap. That's. They've also gone 625 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,859 S4: for option two or maybe even three when presented with 626 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:40,610 S4: the options. 627 00:27:40,609 --> 00:27:42,080 S3: And they're not showing off with it. They're not trying 628 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,720 S3: to put too much on it. Um, they're just. 629 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,980 S4: Quietly supporting a great. 630 00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:49,160 S3: Cause there. The three, um, we've got people standing by. 631 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,080 S3: Let's jump into it. 632 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,290 S7: It's been a while since I've. 633 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,960 S3: Thought about Kieren Perkins. 634 00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,760 S4: Oh, yeah, I have. 635 00:27:57,790 --> 00:28:02,860 UU: Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen them. 636 00:28:02,859 --> 00:28:04,450 S3: Really thought about Kieren Perkins. 637 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:08,290 S4: He was in the news not too long ago. Um, uh, 638 00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:10,690 S4: he's the sports minister now, isn't he? Or he is? Ehm. 639 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:14,280 S4: He's something in the Department of Sport. No head of 640 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,240 S4: sports somewhere. 641 00:28:15,270 --> 00:28:17,730 S3: Head of like Australian Sports Corporation or something. 642 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:21,240 S4: Something. Something high up. But he was on the news going, um, because, 643 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,160 S4: you know, they're talking about the steroids games or the 644 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,530 S4: drugs that we were allowed to dope. Really? He was 645 00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:27,480 S4: against it. Sorry. Just to make that clear, he was 646 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,389 S4: coming out going, hey, this is we. Have we all 647 00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:33,119 S4: gone mad? Like, this is silly. He was a bit 648 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,629 S4: more forceful than that, but, um, that's where I. Yeah. 649 00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:37,560 S4: That's right. Well, I bumped. 650 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,830 S3: Into him and realised I hadn't thought of him for 651 00:28:39,830 --> 00:28:41,660 S3: a while until I was right in front of him. 652 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:44,030 S3: And I said, are you back in? Have you been 653 00:28:44,030 --> 00:28:46,730 S3: back in the pool? Yeah. And, uh, for people who 654 00:28:46,730 --> 00:28:48,709 S3: don't know Kieren Perkins, he won. He was one of 655 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:52,730 S3: our golden boys. Won gold, he said. Haven't swum again 656 00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:55,910 S3: since giving it up. Wow. I said, what what about 657 00:28:55,910 --> 00:28:58,520 S3: what about recreation? He's like, no, don't go in there. 658 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,530 S5: What about just a dip in the ocean? 659 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:01,520 S7: Won't do. 660 00:29:01,670 --> 00:29:02,690 S3: Say whether he. 661 00:29:03,050 --> 00:29:06,350 S4: Takes one of those hydrofoil surfboards with him everywhere he goes. 662 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,610 S4: We'll not touch water. 663 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:08,780 S7: We'll not touch water. 664 00:29:08,810 --> 00:29:09,740 S5: Doesn't even have a bath. 665 00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:12,920 S3: So for those hoping to get a glimpse of Perkins 666 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,340 S3: back at it, I wouldn't go lurking around your local pools. 667 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:16,940 S3: Because you won't. 668 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,320 S7: You won't. 669 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:18,590 S3: See. 670 00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:21,260 S4: Kids come out. No, we're doing something else this weekend. 671 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:22,460 S7: I thought we were working. 672 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,810 S4: No, I just said on the podcast. 673 00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:25,670 S7: We're looking for a we're. 674 00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:25,910 S4: Doing a. 675 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,220 S7: Perk and look and no. 676 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,020 S4: I just it doesn't sound like he's going to be there. 677 00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:30,860 S7: I thought he might be. 678 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:33,590 S4: What else do we do? Should we see if Andrew 679 00:29:33,590 --> 00:29:34,820 S4: Gaze is playing basketball? 680 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:35,780 S7: Yeah, we could go and. 681 00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:36,890 S4: Gaze and a gaze. 682 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:43,460 S5: Kieren Perkins is CEO of the Australian Sports Commission and 683 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,390 S5: the Australian Institute. 684 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:47,719 S7: What did you say that earlier? Jake just came to me. 685 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:51,000 S7: Just a fact I havent thought of in a while, 686 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,650 S7: but it did pop back into my head. 687 00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:55,500 S3: Adrien, how do you tell us something we haven't thought 688 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,250 S3: of for a while? 689 00:29:56,670 --> 00:30:00,330 S8: Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and Jack. Um, the person who I'm 690 00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:03,840 S8: thinking that you hopefully haven't thought of in a while 691 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,570 S8: is Dog the Bounty Hunter. 692 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,440 S7: Oh. 693 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,209 S3: Um. Sorry. 694 00:30:10,770 --> 00:30:12,060 S7: Oh. Come on. 695 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,130 S4: When did you think of Dog the Bounty Hunter? 696 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:19,230 S3: I had to wear the glasses like bounty hunter style 697 00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:21,840 S3: glasses on an episode of the 100 this season. 698 00:30:22,170 --> 00:30:23,670 S4: And they were saying, you look like dog. 699 00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:26,160 S3: And they. I said, can we can we get some 700 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,890 S3: kind of. I didn't want to say speed dealer glasses 701 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:31,260 S3: at the time, so I was trying to I think 702 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:33,960 S3: we get bounty hunter glasses and they. That doesn't really 703 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,160 S3: make sense either. 704 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,050 S4: No, it kind of sounds like something from Star Wars. Yes. 705 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,420 S3: So then I said, oh, you know, Dog the Bounty 706 00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:42,600 S3: Hunter and I sent a photo, a text message, a 707 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,060 S3: photo of the style of glasses that were required to 708 00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:46,320 S3: be picked up. It would have been all. 709 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,100 S4: Clear for me. 710 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:48,060 S3: She was a part of the. 711 00:30:48,570 --> 00:30:51,300 S4: I think I booked a cameo from dog. Did I 712 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:52,320 S4: send that to you, Andy? Was it. 713 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,470 S7: Someone else? No, it wasn't for me. How many cameos 714 00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:55,710 S7: are you. 715 00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:57,270 S5: Booking that you don't know where they're going. 716 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:57,570 S7: To? 717 00:30:57,570 --> 00:31:01,530 S4: I, I go through patches and there was one where 718 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:03,930 S4: I got dog who was bloody expensive. 719 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,620 S7: How much? 720 00:31:04,650 --> 00:31:06,420 S4: Oh, like over $100. 721 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:06,990 S7: Really? 722 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:08,070 S4: And I can. 723 00:31:08,070 --> 00:31:08,520 S7: You remember. 724 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,800 S4: I got to say he's delivery because, you know, I 725 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,160 S4: think they have to talk for 30s. Really? And he 726 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,840 S4: was doing a fair bit of looking off camera, so 727 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,790 S4: he'd written a cue card for himself, and it was 728 00:31:17,790 --> 00:31:19,440 S4: just a lot of pause where you want it to 729 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,810 S4: be personalized. There was like a fair bit of pausing. 730 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:22,560 S7: And. 731 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:22,650 S4: It. 732 00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:23,070 S7: Just. 733 00:31:23,070 --> 00:31:25,739 S4: It deletes the personalized fear. It's like if. 734 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:26,490 S7: Someone, hey, how are you. 735 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:33,130 S4: Going? Mitch heard about all the lawn care you're doing. 736 00:31:35,530 --> 00:31:40,180 S3: Well, though, good suggestion for Mitch. Yes, to get a 737 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:44,290 S3: personalized message. Adrian. Well done. Bad luck. Uh, it was Adrian. Yeah. 738 00:31:44,290 --> 00:31:47,080 S3: I mean, yeah, it was, although we have thought of him. Uh, Nick, 739 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,460 S3: ahoy to you. Oh, we boys. 740 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,150 S7: Gusto to you. 741 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,880 S3: And gusto to you. To you. Um, tell us something 742 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,960 S3: we haven't thought of for a while. 743 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,520 S9: Stuart diver. 744 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,320 S3: Oh, yeah, that's a good one. 745 00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:57,190 S7: That's a good one. That's a really. 746 00:31:57,190 --> 00:31:58,209 S3: Good. That's a really good one. 747 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,280 S4: There we go. Three green lights straight away. No harm 748 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,110 S4: to the diver for a while. Yes. 749 00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:05,230 S3: And I mean for people who remember, we should recall 750 00:32:05,230 --> 00:32:07,570 S3: there's a lot of younger listeners. He was part of 751 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,969 S3: one of the great catastrophes in Australia. 752 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:10,810 S7: Tragedy, Thredbo. 753 00:32:10,810 --> 00:32:11,890 S4: Tragedy. Trapped in. 754 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:12,220 S7: A thread. 755 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:14,770 S4: I can't remember how many days, but he made it out. Yeah. Yep. 756 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,300 S4: Heroic story. Um. And then became rhyming slang for $5 note. Yeah. So. 757 00:32:19,330 --> 00:32:23,110 S3: Exactly. Um, which which puts you at high risk of 758 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:26,350 S3: being remembered more Stewie Diver. But I can't say I've 759 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,880 S3: said that this year. 760 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,110 S4: I wouldn't have said it this year. 761 00:32:29,110 --> 00:32:32,380 S3: Um. Nick. Congratulations. What are you going to go for? Mitch's, uh, 762 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:36,610 S3: lawn care, the legionnaire's hat got you for life. Or, um, 763 00:32:36,610 --> 00:32:40,750 S3: we wouldn't recommend this, but the very bland, tactile systems. Australia. 764 00:32:41,110 --> 00:32:43,420 S9: I've got to go for Mitch's lawn care. Surely you have. 765 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,610 S3: To. Yeah. Well done. Makes sense. 766 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:47,680 S4: Hold on. If you'd have said tactile systems, I would 767 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,800 S4: have smelt a huge rat. But not only have tactile 768 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,709 S4: systems sent us the hat, they've then flooded the phones 769 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:56,950 S4: with their employees to talk about how good the hat is. 770 00:32:57,070 --> 00:32:58,150 S3: Uh, James, Ahoy to you. 771 00:32:58,630 --> 00:33:00,700 S9: Ahoy, boys! And President Weasel. Uh. 772 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:01,640 S7: Ahoy! 773 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,500 S3: James, tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. 774 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,740 S9: Hoping you haven't recently heard of, uh, m Night Shyamalan. 775 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,450 S3: Oh, sorry. 776 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,800 S7: Yeah, I think. 777 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,450 S4: I have. This year. 778 00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:22,730 S3: Tim and I would Shyamalan a bit, um, because, well, 779 00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:25,130 S3: we had him on for the for the radio back 780 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,830 S3: in the day. Yes. And but and no. 781 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:29,420 S4: But no offense to him, but I would have stopped 782 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,770 S4: thinking about that interview. 783 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,290 S3: Well, it's the it's the it's the name that was 784 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:38,360 S3: always hard to remember. Yeah. And I think one of 785 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,190 S3: us added an extra syllable. 786 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:43,130 S4: I mean, I mean those. That was a different time, 787 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:45,650 S4: I suppose, when you just needed to try and remember 788 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:49,400 S4: the name. But. Yeah. So. But do you still think 789 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:49,910 S4: of that? 790 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:53,690 S3: Yes. Now I think about that. The fact that one 791 00:33:53,690 --> 00:33:56,810 S3: of us during the interview said Qomolangma or something, it was, 792 00:33:56,810 --> 00:34:00,020 S3: it was, it was longer than it should have been. And, 793 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:01,640 S3: and and now, I. 794 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,590 S4: Mean, odds are it's me, and not for any kind 795 00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:05,930 S4: of insensitive reasons. I'm just, you know, I've only just 796 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:08,900 S4: recently learnt Andy's name. Just not one of my fortes 797 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:11,540 S4: is remembering the name accurately, so I tried. I seem 798 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:13,759 S4: to have unfortunately passed on to my daughter, who just 799 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,450 S4: cannot remember names. It makes me think it's genetic. She's 800 00:34:17,450 --> 00:34:18,020 S4: very young. 801 00:34:18,950 --> 00:34:21,020 S3: She's just learning basic maths at the moment. 802 00:34:21,050 --> 00:34:24,080 S4: No, I mean, she's six and I go like she's. 803 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,330 S4: They do French at her school, I mean, only once 804 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,649 S4: a week. But she's been doing it for a year 805 00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:29,900 S4: and a half. Hasn't remembered a word. 806 00:34:29,930 --> 00:34:33,560 S7: All right. Yeah. I think she under duress. 807 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,410 S4: She said, I think non-juror is how you say it. 808 00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:39,230 S7: I was like, oh, come on, Ruth. 809 00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:42,150 S3: I also think, um, M Knight has got a new TV. 810 00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:42,900 S7: Series coming out. Here we. 811 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,089 S4: Go. Not not not confident enough to say his name, 812 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:45,870 S4: I actually. 813 00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:47,430 S3: Ah. How how is it? What is. 814 00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:49,680 S4: It? No. We running out of time. 815 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,790 S7: Okay. So. You know, on the. 816 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:55,410 S4: Internet, you know, on the internet to get full up 817 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:58,530 S4: from the podcast episode. Only a limited number of bandwidth. 818 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:01,049 S3: Sorry, James. Uh, Stephen, Ahoy to you. 819 00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:02,160 S8: Ahoy, boys. 820 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,750 S3: Tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. 821 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:04,440 S9: Have you recently. 822 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,170 S8: Thought of exhibit host of pimp my ride? 823 00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:10,350 S4: No, no. Thought of T-Pain. This morning, Jack and I 824 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:14,250 S4: talked about T-Pain. Um, we did. Also a rapper, but no, 825 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,450 S4: no exhibit. 826 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:18,330 S3: No, I don't think I would have I he'd be 827 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:19,650 S3: in there, but I don't think you know him in 828 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:20,640 S3: a lineup. I don't know, I would. 829 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,739 S4: Have, I would have even, I would have possibly thought 830 00:35:22,739 --> 00:35:25,590 S4: of the show, but maybe not thought of exhibit. Yeah. 831 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:27,570 S7: So that's another safe. 832 00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:28,800 S4: Safe for me. Well. 833 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,969 S3: Well done. Steven. 834 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:30,540 S4: One, um. 835 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,500 S3: Two options for you. Trucker hat, trusty royal blue. Gotcha. 836 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,219 S3: For life. Or the very dull, um, lead grey, uh, 837 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,530 S3: tactile systems. Hats. Flexi fit. 838 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:42,480 S8: Which one would you guys go for? 839 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,029 S3: Well, I don't lead the witness, but the tactile was 840 00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:45,960 S3: pretty ugly. 841 00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:47,460 S8: Uh, I'll go for the first. Then. 842 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,630 S3: I have led the witness. 843 00:35:50,130 --> 00:35:53,460 S4: Not the most impartial court I've ever seen. Um, you've 844 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,420 S4: got great selection. 845 00:35:55,380 --> 00:35:56,100 S3: You've got a mate. 846 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,330 S7: Well done. Thank you. 847 00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:07,350 S3: I'm. I've got to keep it or delete it. 848 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:08,940 S7: We rarely. 849 00:36:08,940 --> 00:36:11,220 S4: Delete. Have we deleted one? Yeah. We've deleted. 850 00:36:11,219 --> 00:36:11,790 S3: Before. 851 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:12,719 S4: Yeah, we have deleted. 852 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,370 S3: Yeah. We deleted my golf story. Oh, yeah. That's time 853 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:19,430 S3: you weren't interested in. But times have changed now, and 854 00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:21,410 S3: you may be interested in it because you're both golfing. 855 00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:24,560 S3: But this is because we know that we're a pre-recorded 856 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,890 S3: medium and podcast. Yeah. Um, we don't take anything out 857 00:36:27,890 --> 00:36:30,469 S3: unless Darcy just gets his old little scissors at it 858 00:36:30,469 --> 00:36:33,440 S3: and removes things that he doesn't like reflecting on him. 859 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:34,490 S4: Related. 860 00:36:34,489 --> 00:36:39,440 S3: Yes, but, um, this one is because I'm unsure about 861 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,660 S3: the content, as. 862 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:43,180 S4: In, it's not good enough for broadcast. 863 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:46,390 S3: I think it's good enough. I just think it's probably not. 864 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:50,920 S3: I mean, we're not highbrow, but this is definitely lowbrow. 865 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,800 S4: Okay. Well, you know, we've we've had we have been. 866 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:54,280 S5: Down there. 867 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,650 S4: Have had some examples previously. 868 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,009 S7: Mhm. 869 00:36:57,610 --> 00:37:00,970 S5: So I'll give you what I thought of was when. 870 00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:06,910 S5: Hamish farted in your face to see if you could 871 00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:08,170 S5: smell what he had for lunch. 872 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,070 S4: That was to measure the speed of my digestion. Yes. 873 00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:14,859 S4: That was. And it was remarkably quick. It was able 874 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,110 S4: to get able to get through in a few hours, 875 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:20,560 S4: which we had. We had doctors saying impossible. And we're like, yeah, 876 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,239 S4: we'll tell it to that guy because he smelt fish 877 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:22,899 S4: and chips I got. 878 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:26,350 S3: How did that happen? That was remarkable. Um, it's funny 879 00:37:26,350 --> 00:37:29,050 S3: you bring up that, Jack, because it is the same realm. 880 00:37:29,410 --> 00:37:33,340 S3: It comes in from a guy called Nick. Um, he said, uh, 881 00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:36,250 S3: on your last episode, which was 240, this was the 882 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:39,100 S3: last year you're trying to figure out who farted throughout 883 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:39,850 S3: the year? 884 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,010 S4: Um, no. Yeah. I mean, we had a lot of that. 885 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,469 S3: Reminded me of something I have at work. We've got 886 00:37:44,469 --> 00:37:47,170 S3: a WhatsApp group called Only Farts, where you're only allowed 887 00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:49,900 S3: to post voice memos of your farts on the chat. 888 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:50,950 S3: There's no other chat. 889 00:37:50,950 --> 00:37:51,640 S7: Allowed. 890 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:56,299 S3: You must post farts regularly or else you remove from 891 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:56,719 S3: the chat. 892 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:59,300 S4: Oh, you'd be out, Jack. 893 00:37:59,630 --> 00:38:01,430 S7: We haven't heard from Jack for seven months. 894 00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:04,310 S3: You can only join the group if you've shown potential 895 00:38:04,310 --> 00:38:08,300 S3: to contribute good content. We celebrate all farts. Loud. Soft, long, short, 896 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:12,710 S3: squeaky or wet. Hit me up if you'd like to hear. 897 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,279 S4: If you want more. 898 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,850 S3: And that's where we're at now. I've, I've, I did 899 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:23,480 S3: hit him up. I've got I've compiled them all. 900 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,640 S4: God I would love to hear that phone call. Ah. Hi. 901 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,120 S4: This is Andy calling for the farts. 902 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,320 S3: So I suppose this is where we're going to play 903 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,169 S3: the opener of keep it or delete it. And it'll 904 00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:38,000 S3: either go to the next segment because we've heard them 905 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,740 S3: all and I think that's appropriate. 906 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,940 S4: Are we going to hear some farts. 907 00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:43,040 S3: We're going to hear them. But whether everyone else in 908 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:43,460 S3: the way we. 909 00:38:43,460 --> 00:38:46,640 S4: Subject everyone else to. Yeah, I think I think again, 910 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,950 S4: not knowing whether this will just skip straight to the 911 00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:51,950 S4: deleted it or we'll hear the full thing. I think 912 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,890 S4: going into this, our best shot of not having this 913 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:58,430 S4: deleted would just be to go quality, I think over 914 00:38:58,430 --> 00:39:00,260 S4: quantity to hear some good. 915 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:00,770 S7: Good. 916 00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:03,800 S4: Quick good quick variety. I think everyone would be interested 917 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,839 S4: in that. And then it probably comes down to brevity. 918 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,580 S7: Okay, Jack. 919 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:20,390 UU: Keep it or delete it. Jesus. 920 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:43,830 S4: That's number one. Big day at work. 921 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:44,700 S5: Can't play this. 922 00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:51,960 S4: Jack's tapped out early. Jack, we found Jack's limit. I 923 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,130 S4: still think we can. 924 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,130 S7: Oh, I didn't lock. Okay. 925 00:39:57,930 --> 00:40:01,469 S4: Okay. I just, I sorry, I thought there was some 926 00:40:01,469 --> 00:40:04,200 S4: level of, like, kind of packaging around it, like, creative, 927 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,189 S4: creative wise. 928 00:40:05,219 --> 00:40:06,629 S7: No there wasn't. 929 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:09,090 S4: What a dilemma. What a dilemma. 930 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:13,860 S5: It's the dilemma is there was real curiosity for me 931 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:15,570 S5: there before we started. 932 00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:17,100 S4: And there will be for people, if we. 933 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:18,480 S5: People will feel that, they'll be. 934 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,029 S4: Outraged because people will be imagining that they missed out 935 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:22,830 S4: on a great treat. So the question to you is like, 936 00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:26,070 S4: do you just let the public have all the information 937 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:29,520 S4: and then we bear the brunt of any backlash or 938 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,380 S4: you get people going, great. I'm really glad you played that, 939 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:35,160 S4: that I was interested to see what level and quality 940 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,230 S4: of thoughts would be on a WhatsApp like that. Maybe 941 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,210 S4: we start one at our own work. 942 00:40:39,630 --> 00:40:40,290 S9: Jack. 943 00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:42,270 S5: People delete it. It's a delete for me. 944 00:40:42,270 --> 00:40:45,420 S4: I'm no mate. This is tough. This is what it's 945 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:49,950 S4: like to be a newspaper editor, I think. You know, 946 00:40:49,950 --> 00:40:54,030 S4: it's 1159 at night. You're on whatever floor in Manhattan. 947 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:55,529 S4: The New York Times is set to print. 948 00:40:55,530 --> 00:40:56,610 S3: Are we going with the story or not? 949 00:40:56,610 --> 00:40:58,290 S4: Are we running this headline or not? Yeah. 950 00:40:58,410 --> 00:41:00,330 S5: Do we? It's hard to hear, but maybe people need 951 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:01,230 S5: to hear the truth. 952 00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:03,960 S4: You can't print this. Yeah, but don't we haven't we 953 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,529 S4: made a name for ourselves? Aren't we still relevant after 954 00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,920 S4: all these? Because we dare to do what common sense 955 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,890 S4: tells us otherwise not to do. Mhm. It's a, it's 956 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:14,750 S4: a keep it from me. It's keep it from me. 957 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:25,040 S2: Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 958 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,910 S2: next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com.