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S3: Breakfast. Yes. Welcome to this podcast where every day we

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S3: try to find the pursuit of happiness. But today, Meadow Keen,

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S3: we're in search of the trivial pursuit of happiness.

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S4: Oh, yeah, that's right. We have been visiting our locally

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S4: All will be.

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S3: Revealed in a moment as we try to go for

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S3: trivial superstardom as well as that we've got a bit

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S4: You've also uncovered a new trend, which I had never

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S4: heard about it. You thought you'd you know, you thought

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S4: you'd broken ground with the Pappy shower. Well, well, well.

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S4: Just you wait to hear what people are celebrating now.

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S3: It should be a very fun show. Stick with us.

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S3: It's Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast.

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S5: This is just the start.

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S6: Everyone ready?

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S7: Let's get this show on the road.

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S8: Let's go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

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S8: Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast.

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S3: Well, Matt, it's been a very fun week so far

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S3: That's out the window. We are here to win. We

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S3: we have met before. And you told him about when

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S3: you performed Bohemian Rhapsody at a pub and said it

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S3: was the greatest karaoke performance of all time.

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S3: Ryan Reynolds could very well have taken the Chris Rock route.

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S3: And God, really, you're saying that to me. But no.

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S3: team in the UK. They got a fairy tale story

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S3: and we thought, Look, we need to get in this game.

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S3: So we bought a breezy trivia team. We might have

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S9: Usually we change it all the time. So we're up

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S3: We could be the the West End Dyson for wontons.

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S3: I'll tell you what, Hannah. This is the most professional

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S9: The inquisitive. There it is. Trivia answer booklet.

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S3: would be very disappointed. May. May 26th. Election Day. Oof!

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S3: The pack of shunts. All right. I'm joining the pack

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S3: How many rings are served? The Olympic Games symbol.

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S12: Duty free show between 1947 at an airport in Denmark,

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S3: It's pending. But how do we all think we went?

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S3: Now, you've been reading some science journals this week. You've

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S4: The DMS. Now, they have not usually appeared in.

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S4: Now, this is a multi-layered fact because it's about a

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