1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,200 S1: A listener. Production. 2 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:08,600 S2: Snuggle up with 20 minutes of the fur balls coughed 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,480 S2: up by two of the cutest little kittens wrestling their 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:15,400 S2: way across the on demand ecosphere. Oh, it's Matt and 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,920 S2: Alex all day breakfast. 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,919 S3: I keep seeing these TikToks about Australian sushi. Did you? 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,600 S3: Have you seen these TikToks? 8 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:25,200 S4: I saw something like it. Is it. Are we the 9 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,680 S4: only country that has the seaweed on the outside? 10 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,680 S3: Yeah, but like, this is the thing. I didn't know 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,879 S3: that this was an Australian thing. And people are calling 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:35,440 S3: it Australian sushi. 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,400 S4: Mhm. 14 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,600 S3: So yeah. Like that thing that you see in the shot, 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,879 S3: like when you go to a sushi shop and you 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,800 S3: can just choose a roll and walk out of there 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,840 S3: that people don't do that. I don't understand that. 18 00:00:44,880 --> 00:00:47,920 S4: That's not how else is it done around the world. 19 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:51,440 S3: Well they usually do like little nigiri or sushi, sort of, 20 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,800 S3: you know, the reverse wrapped outside rice pieces cut up 21 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,760 S3: into four. Yeah. They're not doing the rolls, man. 22 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,400 S4: Then your rice all falls away. If you hold on 23 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,750 S4: to the seaweed, it all stays inside. 24 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:03,230 S3: Do you know what? I think we got to take 25 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:06,350 S3: this as a big W for this country. Yeah. And I. 26 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:07,990 S3: And I think that I don't know who did it. 27 00:01:08,030 --> 00:01:11,350 S3: Who started it. Yeah, but I reckon if you go 28 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:15,589 S3: to a huge hardware store in Japan, they're probably doing 29 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,150 S3: these at the front. They should be doing these at 30 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:21,230 S3: the front of them. Every, every Saturday and Sunday. This 31 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:23,150 S3: should be the Japanese sausage sizzle. 32 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:27,950 S4: And it's a square of seaweed sort of paper in a, 33 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:30,470 S4: in a diagonal. And you put rice along the bottom 34 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:33,270 S4: and then you put your, your salmon salmon. 35 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,070 S3: On the top, the. 36 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:35,390 S4: Middle and drizzle. 37 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,590 S3: A little bit of soy sauce over it. And they, 38 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:40,110 S3: I was going to say Bob's your uncle, but it'd 39 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:43,709 S3: probably be more like Takashi. Yeah, exactly. 40 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:46,990 S4: Our friend Takashi Wakasugi. Well, get him over there. He 41 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:48,790 S4: could be the face of it. Hey, thank you so 42 00:01:48,790 --> 00:01:52,470 S4: much for joining us today. I apologize, but you're going 43 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:54,150 S4: to hear me complain in a moment. 44 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:56,030 S3: Oh, I can't wait. Let's not even bother saying what 45 00:01:56,030 --> 00:01:57,750 S3: else is happening on the show. Let's just dive right in. 46 00:01:57,790 --> 00:01:59,350 S3: So Matt and Alex all day breakfast. Hope you're having 47 00:01:59,350 --> 00:01:59,710 S3: a good one. 48 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,110 S5: Let's get this show on the road. 49 00:02:01,110 --> 00:02:03,090 S6: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 50 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:08,010 S4: I was liking it for a little while there. Matt Okine. 51 00:02:08,770 --> 00:02:11,570 S4: I was loving it, actually. 52 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:14,930 S3: Um, okay. What are we talking about here? Is this 53 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:18,370 S3: one of those situations where you decided to, um, you know, 54 00:02:18,410 --> 00:02:20,530 S3: you were out with your mates and one of you at, like, 55 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,410 S3: 2 a.m. in the morning said, how many chicken nuggets 56 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:24,770 S3: do you think I can eat? And so then you 57 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,570 S3: sat down in the car park of your favorite fast 58 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:30,930 S3: food eatery and took on like 100 nuggets. And by 59 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:33,290 S3: the time you get to nugget 23, you're out. You're like, ah, 60 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,050 S3: I've done I've made a mistake here. 61 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,970 S4: No, the closest I've come to that was after the 62 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:42,370 S4: music festival Zurich Open Air. Uh, in Zurich. I just 63 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:46,810 S4: smashed 24 by myself. No regrets. Could have done another 24. Um, no, 64 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:50,690 S4: I was talking about the future. The future was pretty 65 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:54,330 S4: good for a while there. Like, you know, technology, cruising along. 66 00:02:54,850 --> 00:03:00,330 S4: I bloody love clean drinking water. How good is that? Oh, man. 67 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:02,880 S4: Straight from the tap in your house. Great. 68 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,600 S3: It is so good. I was a snob for a 69 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:08,799 S3: while where I wouldn't drink the bathroom tap water. Even 70 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,800 S3: though it's all the same water I like. If I was, like, 71 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,520 S3: upstairs in my bedroom and I woke up in the 72 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,240 S3: middle of the night and I was thirsty, I would 73 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,200 S3: feel like it was really gross to drink water out 74 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,680 S3: of the bathroom tap water for some reason. But it's. 75 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,240 S4: Interesting. 76 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,280 S3: Then, you know, around about 1617 I realized same water 77 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,400 S3: and it saved a lot of time. I got to 78 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:27,800 S3: tell you. 79 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,600 S4: Well, for a while there in Warrnambool, the bathroom tap 80 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,880 S4: water for some reason was better than the kitchen tap. 81 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:36,880 S4: So I changed, I changed over. I then I started 82 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,600 S4: to think it was gross from the kitchen tap and 83 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,520 S4: bathroom was the way to go. So anyway, no, that 84 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:44,520 S4: was a good one. Um, TV. I watch a lot 85 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,000 S4: of it. I can watch the sport on it. Great. 86 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,200 S4: We've done well. Good work future. You've done really well. 87 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,000 S3: Yeah. God, it's easy now, isn't it, with the more 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,160 S3: connected to the internet. 89 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,680 S4: But yesterday, Matt Okine. I had to change my tune 90 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:06,860 S4: when I was forced to log in to my vacuum. Oh. 91 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:12,900 S4: And I didn't remember my password for my own vacuum. 92 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:13,620 S3: Oh, no. 93 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:16,980 S4: And so I have to reset my password for my 94 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:21,500 S4: own vacuum. And I said, righto, future. That's enough of you. 95 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:26,500 S4: Thank you. We've gone too far. Let's chuck a u-ey 96 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:27,260 S4: on this. 97 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:27,859 S3: Oh, yeah. 98 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:31,500 S4: Because things are actively getting worse. 99 00:04:31,779 --> 00:04:32,219 S3: Um. 100 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:36,140 S4: Do you know the indignity of not being able to 101 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:39,260 S4: log into your vacuum? And I'm standing there next to 102 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,980 S4: the piece of. Like the bits of dust or like, 103 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:45,380 S4: salt and vinegar chips on my floor that I need 104 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:48,060 S4: this other thing that's also in the room to come 105 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,980 S4: and pick it up from the thing on my phone. 106 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:52,860 S4: I should have just bent down and picked it up myself. 107 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:58,339 S4: And instead, I'm logging in to a robot vacuum so 108 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,820 S4: that it can do a little loop because I can't 109 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,849 S4: be bothered pushing back and forth with my arm. I 110 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:07,130 S4: am outraged at both the future and myself. 111 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:11,890 S3: The thing that always gets me is when those particular devices, 112 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:15,210 S3: or let's say it's like Queensland Ballet or something, you know, 113 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,250 S3: I'm trying to buy tickets to something, just something really basic. 114 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:24,090 S3: Yet they're the ones who have the most complex password structure, 115 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:26,090 S3: you know? They're like, no, you have to have a 116 00:05:26,089 --> 00:05:30,330 S3: special character. I'm like, it's a vacuum. I don't care 117 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:34,289 S3: if someone hacks this. Let them have the password. 118 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:38,130 S4: Oh, no. Someone hacked my vacuum and cleaned my house 119 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:44,490 S4: for me. Good. Let him have the part. Make it. Password. One. Two. Three. 120 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:49,770 S4: I don't care. Let them clean my floor. Unbelievable. 121 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,490 S3: Yeah. That is so annoying. 122 00:05:51,529 --> 00:05:53,170 S4: We're going down the wrong path, mate. 123 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,090 S3: So is this. If you've got. You've got a robot. 124 00:05:55,130 --> 00:05:59,010 S4: Have you got a little robot that buzzes around and 125 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,930 S4: picks up all the dirt and then goes back to 126 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:03,270 S4: the thing and then, like, goes, zoo. It sucks it 127 00:06:03,270 --> 00:06:04,469 S4: out of that. Puts it in a bag. 128 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:07,670 S3: So what's the password for? Like what? What is the. 129 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:08,270 S3: What did it? 130 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:11,150 S4: I don't know. My accounts with the guy. It's there 131 00:06:11,150 --> 00:06:12,590 S4: to harvest my data. I know it. 132 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,870 S3: Is. It's. Mate. It's listening to you. It's listening to 133 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:16,590 S3: you right now. 134 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,029 S4: Sitting next to it. It probably can hear me. 135 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:21,830 S3: I hope you didn't say anything bad about it after 136 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:22,550 S3: recording this. 137 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:25,430 S4: It's probably listening to me back to base, going. Oi! 138 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:28,229 S7: We've got we've got someone. We've got to get rid 139 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:28,670 S7: of him. 140 00:06:29,029 --> 00:06:32,270 S3: Yeah. Back him up in the middle of the night. 141 00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:34,150 S3: You're going to be asleep. You just wake up. 142 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,150 S4: It's gonna happen. 143 00:06:37,350 --> 00:06:40,549 S3: There'll be a pistol sticky taped to it, just pointing 144 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:45,950 S3: at you. Holy crap. I'm sorry. And you know what? 145 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:48,909 S3: You know the worst thing about a killer vacuum? Clean 146 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:55,270 S3: up all the evidence real well. I hope it's not 147 00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,950 S3: one of those ones with the mop and everything, bro. 148 00:06:56,990 --> 00:07:00,350 S3: It'll clean. It'll wipe the blood up. You will be gone, 149 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,469 S3: and no one will know a thing. 150 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:08,460 S4: I actually was taken by the mop as well. And 151 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:09,740 S4: I'm like, oh, this would be good. Little did I 152 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,900 S4: know it would be removing evidence of my own murder. 153 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:16,660 S4: I was paying extra so that my case could not 154 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:17,660 S4: be solved. 155 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,380 S3: So does it have the mop on it? Like real 156 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:23,940 S3: talk here. We've we've talked about the. 157 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:24,900 S4: No, I don't have the mop. 158 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:27,380 S3: The vacuums okay. Because I still I still don't know 159 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,460 S3: whether I should get one or not. Um. 160 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,700 S4: Or what's the thing I've already put in the password 161 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,420 S4: once and it's like, oh, you haven't used this for 162 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:37,140 S4: a long, long enough. Put it in again. I don't 163 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:39,660 S4: remember what my password is for this, because I don't 164 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,820 S4: want to make the password for my vacuum the same 165 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:46,220 S4: as the password for my bank. You know, so. 166 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,100 S3: I know. 167 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:50,180 S4: I'm not going to give this cleaning company the same. 168 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,820 S4: They're not going to be as careful with the data 169 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:55,260 S4: as the bank. So I got to change it. So 170 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,620 S4: then you come in, I'm like, well, I don't know 171 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:58,220 S4: what it is now. It's not the one I use 172 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,460 S4: all the time, God damn it. 173 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:04,240 S3: Well, look, we're very I'm very glad you ended up. 174 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,120 S3: You had to do. Forgot your password, didn't you? You 175 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:06,800 S3: had to click it. 176 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,080 S4: Yes I did. 177 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,720 S3: That is so annoying. 178 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,440 S4: They send me a thing to my email, but because 179 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,120 S4: the emails open the link within the email you got 180 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,560 S4: on the top left, you got to click done and 181 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,840 S4: then it disappears and it says, oh, use the code, 182 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,239 S4: but the codes in the email. But if I click 183 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,840 S4: done it, it goes away from the page. Anyway, that's 184 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,560 S4: a complicated side quest that I also had to navigate. 185 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:36,520 S3: Well, look, you know, you know who doesn't have that problem? Henry. 186 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:44,120 S4: Vacuuming. Pete. Vacuum technology peaked when we drew a face 187 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,040 S4: on the side of it. 188 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,400 S3: I'm telling you, I that was. I live with Henry 189 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:53,880 S3: and Henry is does not ask password does not ask questions. 190 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,720 S3: And he's always in a good mood. I'll tell you 191 00:08:55,720 --> 00:09:02,440 S3: that much. He is. He is always rather cheeky. That 192 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,480 S3: little vacuum. 193 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,390 S4: You. Always happy to see you. 194 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,230 S8: Order up. 195 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:15,150 S9: Just how you like it. Perfect. 196 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:18,230 S3: You say Daiso. That technology's gone too far. The future's 197 00:09:18,230 --> 00:09:20,470 S3: going too far. But we dialed it back a little 198 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:23,790 S3: bit recently with Sophia. She bought. She got a little, um, 199 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:27,270 S3: little watch digital watch given to her by her grandma. 200 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,630 S3: This is sort of like a similar to, like, you know, 201 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:34,709 S3: your classic Casio. Just a basic digital watch. Just tell 202 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,590 S3: the time. I was, I was showing Sophia some of 203 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:39,990 S3: the classic games that you can play, you know, which 204 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:42,830 S3: is press start on the stopwatch and try and stop 205 00:09:42,830 --> 00:09:44,470 S3: it on exactly one second. 206 00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:46,870 S4: That is, I played that the other day on my phone. 207 00:09:46,910 --> 00:09:49,829 S4: It's still the best game on my phone. I haven't 208 00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:50,670 S4: uploaded any others. 209 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:54,750 S3: This is the original DS. You know, like this. This 210 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:56,550 S3: is handheld entertainment. 211 00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,550 S4: As well as that, it was start and stop the 212 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:04,250 S4: quickest that you can. I quite like that phone game 213 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:04,929 S4: as well. 214 00:10:05,610 --> 00:10:06,810 S3: That watch game. 215 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:10,010 S4: 008 just did it. Then cop that Matt. 216 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,809 S3: Oh yeah zero eight is is as good as a 217 00:10:12,809 --> 00:10:14,809 S3: as it can get really. Especially on the on the 218 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:18,689 S3: on the old watches. But um, also it wasn't great 219 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,410 S3: when because Sofia is like there's only four buttons you 220 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:23,890 S3: can do. So Sofia is just pressing or mashing the buttons, 221 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:31,809 S3: doing whatever. Then 3:00 in the morning, Belinda sleeping. I 222 00:10:31,809 --> 00:10:34,850 S3: was away for a bit, um, working. But Belinda's sleeping. 223 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:39,329 S3: 3:00 in the morning. Beep beep beep beep. 224 00:10:40,610 --> 00:10:44,970 S10: Beep beep beep beep. Like, what the hell is that sound? 225 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:48,410 S3: And Sofia has just set the alarm for her watch 226 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:52,930 S3: for 3 a.m. by just just by mashing buttons. And 227 00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:55,890 S3: this thing just would not stop. And Belinda doesn't know 228 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,570 S3: how to turn it off. So every night for the 229 00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:58,209 S3: past week. 230 00:10:58,410 --> 00:10:59,569 S4: Sofia still sleeping? 231 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:02,050 S3: Yeah. So every night for the last week at 3 a.m., 232 00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:05,679 S3: it's just like beep beep, It's like, how do I 233 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:09,160 S3: turn off this stupid alarm? But it's really not easy. 234 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,520 S3: It took me ages to to do it. But you've 235 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:15,439 S3: got to be careful with technology. Daiso, these new fancy 236 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,120 S3: watches that are happening. Do you see the news that 237 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,480 S3: came out of Download Festival a couple of years back? 238 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,240 S3: Because it's coming up again and they're getting they're getting 239 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,560 S3: big requests from the organizers and from emergency services and 240 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:31,640 S3: from police who are saying, hey, if you're going to 241 00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:37,760 S3: download Festival, the heavy metal festival in Leicestershire, take off 242 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,240 S3: your smartwatch. 243 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,960 S4: Oh, why is that? Is it going to hear the, um, 244 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:47,480 S4: the hard, heavy Satanist music and uprise against us? 245 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,839 S3: No, it's because everyone in the pit, everyone in the mosh, 246 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:54,480 S3: people getting bumping into each other, stomping on each other 247 00:11:54,520 --> 00:12:01,360 S3: and stuff like that, apparently. Apparently the 999 calls, which 248 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:06,420 S3: is the 911 or the 000 calls Died in the 249 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:10,620 S3: space of the festival because everyone's. Getting, like, smashed around and. 250 00:12:11,059 --> 00:12:13,979 S4: In the pit. And they're wearing their smartwatch. 251 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:14,820 S3: And. 252 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:17,819 S4: Thinks it's they've had a car crash, but instead they've 253 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,059 S4: just moshing to some Megadeth. 254 00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:25,340 S3: Yes, seriously. The calls were made automatically from smartwatches and 255 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,380 S3: other devices worn by fans, because the tech assumed that 256 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:33,620 S3: people in mosh pits had been in a collision. So. Man. 257 00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:39,060 S4: If I know anything about metal fans and you know, 258 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:43,340 S4: I'm not claiming that I do know much, those kind 259 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:47,100 S4: of warnings from the police are less of a warning 260 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:52,060 S4: and more of a challenge. How big a collision can 261 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:56,740 S4: we have here? How many emergency signals can we fire out? 262 00:12:56,780 --> 00:13:00,099 S4: This is one of the most intense moches of all time. 263 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,740 S4: Let's get eight smartwatches on and see if we can 264 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,900 S4: cause a nine mosh pile up. 265 00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:14,890 S3: Well, apparently this year's festival has Green Day Korn Korner playing. 266 00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:15,290 S3: I mean. 267 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:19,370 S4: I watched Woodstock 99 again. So did the other day. 268 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,170 S3: Man. Oh, man. 269 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:25,730 S4: Ah. 270 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:30,730 S3: And also, the fancy dress theme is Friday the 13th. 271 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:31,569 S4: So this. 272 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,050 S3: Is. 273 00:13:32,929 --> 00:13:36,170 S4: That's not, uh. It's not going to be calming anyone down. 274 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,130 S3: Actually. Carnage there. 275 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,650 S4: Well, heading to download. Just make sure you put your 276 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,809 S4: crash test dummy stickers on the side of your body, 277 00:13:44,809 --> 00:13:47,490 S4: because things are gonna get rowdy. 278 00:13:58,530 --> 00:13:59,329 S11: Sweet. 279 00:14:00,929 --> 00:14:04,810 S3: Well, die. So I have to say that I had 280 00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:08,910 S3: one of the nicest weekends in a long time. 281 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:10,270 S4: Oh that's good. 282 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:18,430 S3: And that is because last Friday the 13th, a day 283 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:22,670 S3: that is traditionally very bad luck. You know, a bit gruesome, terrifying. 284 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,910 S3: We finally closed. 285 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,150 S4: On your new house. 286 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,790 S3: On this new house fiasco. 287 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:35,030 S4: Oh my gosh. Congratulations my man. 288 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:38,190 S12: Bro, you don't get. You don't understand. It has been. 289 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,990 S3: I mean, you do understand because I've been bloody complaining 290 00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:44,590 S3: about it for the last. Literally since I looked in 291 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,830 S3: my I looked in my phone 21st of January is 292 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:52,630 S3: when we went to that stupid inspection, the very first 293 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,990 S3: known that if you just decide to drop into a 294 00:14:56,990 --> 00:15:00,550 S3: house inspection, you could lose five months of your life 295 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:05,980 S3: and about $200,000 in stamp duty real estate agent fees 296 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:12,060 S3: and moving fees. Okay, that is money you will not 297 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,980 S3: see back. Gone. 298 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,980 S4: That's so funny. Because how much of your life have 299 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,180 S4: improved if you, just at the start said, I'm just 300 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,900 S4: going to have a splurge. I'm just going to spend 301 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,980 S4: $200,000 splurging on myself for a year. 302 00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:23,580 S3: Oh my God. 303 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,980 S4: Imagine that year of your life. 304 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,780 S3: Imagine before we bought our current house, if we'd just 305 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:32,300 S3: spent 200 grand more on buying a better one. You know. 306 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:32,780 S4: Like. 307 00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:36,100 S3: It would have been. We probably wouldn't be in this mess. 308 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:41,340 S3: So anyways, um. Yeah, my partner and I, so we 309 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:44,260 S3: we we we it came down to, you know, I 310 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:47,540 S3: said on Friday that a guy had bought our house. Okay. 311 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:52,180 S3: So then we still needed to satisfy our finance for 312 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:55,780 S3: the house that we ended up buying. I've been telling you, 313 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,820 S3: during the week, we sat next to the real estate 314 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,700 S3: agent at the dinner. You know, there was so much 315 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:03,700 S3: back and forth. It was like this never ending problem about, 316 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,860 S3: you know, this house. And they had originally come back 317 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,480 S3: at $600,000 more than we had offered and blah, blah, blah, 318 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:12,800 S3: and we finally came to an agreement on the House. 319 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,840 S3: We had to get our finance that came through. We 320 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,120 S3: settled at 5 p.m. on Friday, the last day that 321 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:25,200 S3: we could. We got our finance approved. We got the 322 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:30,000 S3: building impressed and approved. We settled on. We said we're 323 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,800 S3: settling on the same day and we are finally done. 324 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,400 S4: Oh fantastic friend. Fantastic. 325 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,680 S3: When we went to breakfast on Saturday, Belinda and I 326 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,680 S3: did not once look at our house cameras to see 327 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,720 S3: who was walking through our house. It was such a 328 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,560 S3: nice feeling. 329 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:48,800 S4: That's great. 330 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:49,760 S3: I just can't. 331 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,000 S4: Where have you got your house cameras? 332 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,480 S3: Oh, you know, all the usual places. Front door, backyard 333 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,080 S3: garage door, you know. So when you're doing the inspections, 334 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,880 S3: you're watching people inspect your house. Yeah. You know. 335 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,120 S4: Not the indoor ones, because you see videos sometimes of, like, 336 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,390 S4: a cat jumping on into a fish tank. There's just. 337 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,350 S4: Someone's got a camera set up in their house looking 338 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:13,310 S4: at the like the living room. We do that. One 339 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:13,790 S4: of those. 340 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,630 S3: We do that when we go away. 341 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:16,590 S4: Oh. 342 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,990 S3: So. Yeah. But I mean, it's almost like it's terrifying 343 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,629 S3: because we go away and we put we set it 344 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,950 S3: up in the lounge room. And I swear to God, 345 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:29,830 S3: if I, if I got a notification for that, I'd 346 00:17:29,869 --> 00:17:32,030 S3: be more scared than I ever like. I wouldn't know 347 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:32,710 S3: what to do. 348 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:33,710 S4: Yeah. 349 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,869 S3: It's like when, like when we got the cameras, I 350 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:37,670 S3: was like, but we've already got an alarm system from 351 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:39,750 S3: the previous owners. It had an alarm system, and Belinda 352 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:43,150 S3: was like, no, if I'm lying in bed and I 353 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:46,830 S3: hear that alarm, I'm I'm going to be more scared 354 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:50,150 S3: than ever. Like, that means the person's already in. We 355 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:54,070 S3: need to get them before they get in. Like, yeah, okay. 356 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:57,629 S3: Good point. So, uh, yeah. So yes, it's been done. 357 00:17:57,630 --> 00:18:00,510 S3: So thank you very much to everyone who, um, you know, 358 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:01,429 S3: helped or hindered. 359 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,230 S4: That's great. When's the day of the big move? 360 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,950 S3: Uh, it is next month. Late next month. And that's 361 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:09,609 S3: something that I'm I mean, that's only the beginning. So 362 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,370 S3: it's like when they say about having a baby, you know, 363 00:18:12,410 --> 00:18:15,010 S3: it's like it's actually that's actually the starting line. You 364 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,330 S3: think it's the end when the baby pops out, but 365 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,570 S3: that's actually just the beginning of the race. Mhm. You 366 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:22,970 S3: know and so now Belle and I have got got 367 00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,970 S3: moving and I've got to tell you we do not 368 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,370 S3: move well together. 369 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,570 S4: Well I was going to say just everyone listening in 370 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,890 S4: who's friends with Matt and owns a yurt is just 371 00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:36,850 S4: quickly putting their phones on airplane mode for the next month. 372 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:40,689 S4: They're just going, oh no, this phone is about to 373 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,490 S4: start blowing up. Hey, haven't chatted for a while. How's 374 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:49,090 S4: it going? Are you. Are anyone out there who's game 375 00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:52,450 S4: enough to buy a yurt or a van? 376 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:55,010 S3: Jeez, bro, my next door neighbor. 377 00:18:55,050 --> 00:19:00,810 S4: You would get some absolutely sniveling texts from people when 378 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,450 S4: it comes to moving time. 379 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:05,409 S3: My next door neighbor's got the yurt, but more recently, 380 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,600 S3: to get this deal done. We needed to print something 381 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,440 S3: and sign something, and that was a nightmare in itself. 382 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:17,080 S3: I'm like actually physically print it and scan it. Oh 383 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,040 S3: my God. So. So we go to print something on 384 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:23,720 S3: our printer. It says, oh you can't print because the 385 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:28,080 S3: cyan is out. And I'm like, I don't want cyan. 386 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,800 S3: I don't I don't want to print this in blue, mate. 387 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,880 S3: I just need the black. And there's so much black left. Yep. 388 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,920 S3: Just printed that. Nah, nah. You need to replace the cyan. 389 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,399 S4: Unbelievable. And you know what else? You couldn't pay me 390 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,440 S4: $1 million to jump through whatever hoops are required to 391 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:52,800 S4: become a justice of the peace. Imagine the people just. 392 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,960 S4: They'd be like World War Z, the zombies at your door. 393 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,399 S4: Just come on in. Can you sign this? I need it. 394 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,320 S4: That is the justice of the peace. Imagine if people 395 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,840 S4: knew that I was a justice of the peace. Can you, 396 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,400 S4: can you? I wouldn't get a moment's peace. You wouldn't 397 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,420 S4: if you were a JP. 398 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,460 S3: Imagine being a JP with a ute. 399 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:16,020 S4: Oh my God. Oh, don't even get in the episode. 400 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:20,379 S4: In the episode. That's too scary even for me. Hey, 401 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:22,420 S4: thank you very much for joining us here on Matt 402 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,939 S4: and Alex all day. Breakfast. Let's try and do a 403 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,100 S4: shout out if there are any justices of the peace 404 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,100 S4: with a ute I want to talk to, I want 405 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,780 S4: to interview them, see if they have any time in 406 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,820 S4: their day at all. That is unbelievable. 407 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,580 S3: Well, thank you for joining us for another Matinale celeb breakfast. 408 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:40,580 S3: We will be back tomorrow. Same time, same place. In 409 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:43,219 S3: the meantime, keep in touch with us at Alex. We 410 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,620 S3: love hearing from you and leave us a review if 411 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,380 S3: you got a second. 412 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,260 S4: If you're not a justice of the peace with the Utes, 413 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,900 S4: you have time. If you're a JP with a ute, well, 414 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,820 S4: we'll let you go. 415 00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:55,740 S3: All right. Bye bye. 416 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,060 S2: That's it. The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. Got 417 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,900 S2: something to add to the show? Slide into our DMs 418 00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,260 S2: at Alex.