S1: A listener production.
S2: Like Finding That Up shop bargain. These boys come every
S2: one and maybe need a wash. Oh my word. It's
S2: Matt and Alex all day.
S3: Breakfast. Well, it was bound to happen. We've almost had
S3: a thousand shows, and I would say they've all been 100% seamless.
S3: But you are listening to all day breakfast right now
S3: without a Matt Aucoin in the room. That's right. It's
S3: just me, Alex Dyson, doing a last minute emergency intro
S3: for you because we realized something happened and we recorded
S3: the intro for you for Tuesday. It all went okay
S3: until Matt, I think, in the words of producer Braun,
S3: said something fully inappropriate and we can't put that to air.
S4: Let's not do this. And and also, why don't you
S4: delete that? Um, just delete it.
S5: Show.
S3: The problem is we then forgot to rerecord it, and
S3: so all we were left with is an inappropriate introduction.
S3: So that's why myself, Alex, are jumping on the mic
S3: here to let you know that we've got a great
S3: show on for you today. Um, it's going to be
S3: a hot take. Um, we're also doing some ask Alex, and, uh,
S3: Matt was scammed a little bit. So you're gonna be
S3: hearing that Matt will be joining us for the full show, but, um,
S3: until then, the Tuesday intro for today, we'll just go
S3: down in history as, like, you know, those movies where
S3: they need you to release the deck. Director's cut. Maybe
S3: one day, you know, in three decades time, people will
S3: be begging. Please release the Tuesday intro from episode 987
S3: or something like that. Um, but until then, you're stuck
S3: with this. Um, if you do want to come to
S3: our thousandth show, it's on at Comedy Republic on Wednesday
S3: the 20th of March, so come and hang out. We
S3: only get to do those intros once, so you'll be
S3: in the room to see whatever happens to that one.
S3: But look. Until then, please enjoy this wonderful edition of
S3: Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast. Um, let's jump into it.
S6: Let's get this show on the road.
S7: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go.
S2: Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast.
S3: We like getting a few spicy opinions here on Matt
S3: and Alex all day breakfast. Last week on Hot Take
S3: It Away, I suggested that, uh, garbage people, people who
S3: pick up our rubbish and recycling should swap salaries with CEOs.
S3: They bring a lot more to the country, in my
S3: humble opinion. Matt Keane.
S5: Look, we are not the only ones with hot takes
S5: around this dear country. We've got some friends who listen
S5: to the show who, like you, have got some opinions
S5: of their own. And one of those people is on
S5: the phone with us right now. It's a big hello
S5: to Phoebe. Hello.
S8: How are you doing?
S3: Really good. Phoebe has Adelaide today.
S8: Very good. It's actually beautiful. Sunny weather. Fringe is going on. Um, Alex,
S8: I think you would be liking Adelaide today, regardless of
S8: what you've been saying in the past. Well.
S5: Yeah. You made some enemies, man.
S3: I 100% know I would be because I've been to
S3: Adelaide during Fringe Garden of Earthly Delights. We've done raves
S3: in Adelaide. I do like Adelaide. I said a joke.
S3: The feedback wasn't great. I reckon we're going to save
S3: this for Friday's correspondent segment, Alex's Mailbag. Uh, but.
S5: Yes, the aloe vera.
S3: Being splashed.
S5: On.
S3: Spicy messages, speaking of hot topics are there. But until then, Phoebe,
S3: you actually have an opinion that you think the world
S3: needs to get on board. So officially here. Phoebe. Hot.
S3: Take it away. Hot take.
S8: Take this. Um, yeah. My hot take was that, um.
S8: Aeroplane food is actually delicious and adorable.
S3: Both delicious and, okay, adorable.
S5: Now, look, there's two sides to this coin. Um, one
S5: is that airplane food has been the butt of many
S5: jokes for decades, especially in the standup comedy circles.
S3: Um, airplane food has been the Adelaide of cuisine for
S3: a long time. Just a punching bag.
S5: Okay.
S8: So you mean fantastic? Is that. Is that what you're saying?
S8: It's like it's the best.
S3: That's what I'm saying.
S8: Cuisine.
S3: Potentially unfairly. So. Tell us why you like airplane food.
S8: It's mainly the low expectation for the airplane food. You're
S8: not like the air hostess has come out with that
S8: tiny little skinny trolley. And they, you know, they bring
S8: out this tiny little platters and you think, oh, how
S8: good can this be? And then you open it up
S8: and you're like, oh, this is actually like a three
S8: course meal. It's satisfying, it's tasty, and it feels free
S8: because you paid for the flight like months in advance.
S8: What I do anyway, whenever I fly. So it kind
S8: of feels like a free meal. So anything that you
S8: think you're getting for free, it's, ah, it's actually pretty awesome.
S5: Yeah. Look, I mean, it's not known for its grand flavors,
S5: but it is the novelty that you enjoy it. I
S5: don't mind, and, you know, they give you a little.
S5: You're right. They usually give you a little salad on
S5: the side, a little bread roll. You've got your sort
S5: of meat chicken or veg.
S8: Desserts are always fantastic. And then like the peanuts and
S8: then they come around with, you know, would you like
S8: a glass of wine? Of course I would like a
S8: glass of wine with my meal. Everything's always so tiny
S8: and cute. It's like the teeny tiny little waters and
S8: orange juices and. Yeah.
S3: Yeah, I gotta say, whenever there's a bread roll, uh,
S3: the texture of the bread, it's never very, very good, though.
S3: It's like they've.
S5: Carved off one of the planes tires and chucked it
S5: on the, uh, chucked a bit of butter on it. Phoebe,
S5: here's my issue with it. You're always cramped. It's too
S5: difficult to do the knife and fork thing when your
S5: hands are old, like chicken wings up by the side
S5: of you.
S8: Yeah, this is true. But there's no expectation that you're
S8: going to be, like, looking nice or, you know, like,
S8: I think that's the thing is that you can just
S8: be a total slob you crammed in with, like, you know,
S8: hundreds of other people. Um, you're watching, you know, some movie.
S8: It's not rude to be watching a movie, having your
S8: headphones on while you're sitting next to your partner eating
S8: your meal. It's it's the dream.
S5: No, I see you're you know, what you're in love
S5: with is the the the destination, the thought. You're going somewhere,
S5: you know, you've got this great place. Are you going
S5: to end up? They could literally hand you a dead
S5: pigeon and you'd be like, oh, this is exciting because
S5: you're going on holiday, Phoebe. We're all happy. When we
S5: going on holiday.
S3: We get to pluck it ourselves. Beautiful.
S5: But here's. But here's the thing. Here's my hot take.
S5: We need to scrap the domestic meals. All right, when
S5: you're flying Melbourne is Sydney or Sydney to Brisbane. No,
S5: I don't want a soggy sausage roll. Just give me
S5: $5 back. Do you know what I mean? Like, if
S5: you if the flight attendants came walk down the aisle
S5: and they were like, do you want a butter chicken
S5: puff or just $5? I'd be like, $5. Please give
S5: me my money. That's I'm a fly.
S8: I never really fly within Australia. Like, we just drive
S8: to wherever we have to see family. So my only
S8: real experience with in-flight meals is flying to Europe. And
S8: that like you get, you get 2 or 3, like
S8: pretty decent meals. Um, and that is a long flight
S8: and it's extremely tedious. So when they bring around a meal,
S8: it's like, oh my God, we're on here. Like, it's
S8: the most exciting thing about the whole flight.
S5: Yeah, they've got a captive audience.
S3: Now, I think the real test of this, uh, take Phoebe,
S3: is if you were to be served the exact same food.
S3: In a different context. If you went out to dinner, okay,
S3: you're sitting around a table with friends. You've ordered the
S3: bottle of wine that started off. They put the meal
S3: in front of you. What would you say about the
S3: quote unquote food then?
S8: Oh, look, um, uh, out of context, possibly not quite
S8: as delicious. Still very.
S5: Cute. Maybe you'd be there going. How did I end
S5: up in jail? Is that where I am right now?
S5: Why am I eating these little cut up beans with
S5: this tiny plastic fork?
S8: Look, if I if I could go through life and
S8: not have to think about my meals and just have
S8: a lovely woman walk up next to me and say hello, darling.
S8: Would you like the pastoral, the beef, like, oh yeah,
S8: and I'll have the pasta. Thank you. And she serves
S8: it in front of me that that's ideal that I
S8: would live my life that way.
S3: That is good. And I actually I quite agree with
S3: you here, Phoebe. It is quite nice to get it,
S3: but you're right, when it comes to expectations, you know,
S3: we expect it to be bad. So that's why it's like, oh,
S3: this is this isn't too bad at all. Which is
S3: why I think they should extend that to the names
S3: they give the airplane food when they bring it down
S3: the aisle, because usually they say, oh, would you like the, um,
S3: the Bolognese or would you like the, you know, a
S3: carrot risotto or something like Margot? But if they came
S3: out and said, would you like the tepid slop, you'd
S3: get it. And you go, oh, it's not all that tepid.
S3: You know, there's this there's a little bit of it's
S3: not as sloppy as I thought it would be, judging
S3: by the name.
S8: So maybe, maybe I've gotten lucky. I've never had the
S8: same food.
S5: Phoebe, we're on board as well. We are on board.
S5: We've scanned our tickets. We're ready to take off with you. I.
S3: And the more people that disagree with you on this segment,
S3: the better as well. Phoebe, because it is all about rough,
S3: icy hot takes, even if the food is really spicy
S3: and only 50% hot.
S8: Lukewarm. Yeah.
S5: Thanks very much Phoebe.
S8: Cool. Thanks guys.
S3: And if you want to get in touch with a
S3: hot take, slide in the DMs, Matt and Alex and
S3: let us know what controversial opinion you think the world
S3: needs to know. We'll be addressing another one next week.
S9: About the mouth map. Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau
S9: Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau
S9: Mau Mau.
S10: Oh, I almost got scammed.
S5: I so.
S3: Oh, who's trying to scam you, buddy? Brisbane Broncos stop.
S5: The Broncos.
S3: Mate. I'm trying to sell you a membership to heartbreak.
S5: I only just recovered from last year. Now we're back.
S5: Big season ahead. Can't wait. No, someone called and said, hey, um,
S5: did you just buy, you know, purchase a $500 gift
S5: card in your eBay account? And I said no. And
S5: they said, oh, it's lucky we've caught you. Then, um,
S5: you know, we've just we've just seen this thing. We
S5: knew it wasn't you because you're not in California. Um,
S5: so we're just going to cancel it. I'm going to
S5: send you a message so that we can do that.
S5: Open up your eBay app. Has it been sent through yet?
S5: And I said, um, nope, haven't got it. And they go, okay,
S5: no worries, don't worry. This usually happens. You're just going
S5: to need to go to the, um, app store and
S5: download the following app. Um, just type in and y
S5: d e s k. And I was like any desk
S5: that's sus as.
S3: That does sound sus. What happened.
S5: There? Well, I just said, uh, actually I won't be
S5: doing that because that sounds like scamming software. Goodbye. And
S5: then I hung up and then I had to double
S5: check both my eBay account and any desk to make
S5: sure that I was on track and I was on track.
S5: Any desk is a remote software. A remote access software app. Yeah.
S5: So people can get into your phone and start doing it,
S5: but I just, I just thought that's they they got
S5: me that far, you know.
S3: Well, I got a call the other day from someone's like, oh,
S3: it's from Uber. This is about your recent correspondence. Um, um,
S3: do you have a moment to talk about it? I'm like, no,
S3: thank you. Hang up. Because I got this weird email
S3: about it as well with the weird Uber address. And
S3: I'm like, no, I haven't been complaining to Uber. This
S3: is not happening. Then in my actual Uber app, I
S3: got a message. I'm like, hmm, how did they get
S3: into the actual app? I'm like, I think this guy
S3: I hung up on thinking he was a scammer probably
S3: actually worked there, but good bye sir. Anyway, apologies to
S3: that guy.
S5: What was the app? What was the message?
S3: Um. Oh, let's have a look. How do you find
S3: your messages services? Activity. Account. Personal. Messages. I don't know
S3: what's going. Business hub. No, not then. I just got
S3: a 4.83 rating so I can find.
S5: Oh, I gotta check my writing. I haven't been rated
S5: for years. I haven't checked it 4.83. Hey, um, I
S5: expected more from you. Alex Dyson.
S3: I was 4.84 at one stage, but I must have
S3: had a shocker.
S5: Okay, let's see where I'm at these days. Well, I'm
S5: at 4.84.80 flat. Yeah, but the fact that we're, you know,
S5: only that far apart, it just goes to show that
S5: you're not that much better than me, Dyson.
S3: I mean.
S5: Certainly not as much as you think you are.
S3: Oh, 3%.
S5: Better. Yeah. No, that's not enough, mate. That is not enough. Brian,
S5: what are you.
S4: I'm a 4.74.
S3: Oh, wow. Who would have thought brawn would be the rudest,
S3: most disruptive? You know what it is.
S4: You know what it is.
S5: I know exactly what it is.
S3: A member of this team.
S4: I'm not wearing it.
S5: No, you. You sit here and you have to. You
S5: have to, you know, just be nice and and, you know,
S5: I really don't. Working all through the podcast that when
S5: you walk out this door, you just let rip to
S5: the first person that you see.
S3: The first.
S5: Person that.
S3: Sees you after work.
S4: You're done.
S3: Absolute earful. You know what it is?
S4: I reckon I've paid for Ubers before when my friends
S4: have been absolutely minted.
S3: Yeah, and that's the most dangerous thing of the 21st century.
S5: I would never do it. I'd put him in a
S5: cab instead. And then.
S4: I have to deal.
S3: With this.
S4: The bad writing, being a good friend and ordering the
S4: Uber good friend.
S3: Bad writing. Do you think the worse the rating, the
S3: better the friend?
S4: I think so.
S5: I will never forget the message that we got from
S5: someone who said, I got a zero star, um, Uber
S5: rating from one driver because I put my friend in
S5: the back of an Uber and they spilt their pippins
S5: in XO sauce in the back.
S3: Why were they carrying Pepys?
S5: Pepys in XO. You couldn't get two things worse to spill. Um,
S5: so we asked you what was the cause of your
S5: bad writing?
S3: David got in touch. My mate threw up into a
S3: paper bag, and then the bag disintegrated. Yeah, you need
S3: that structural integrity. Don't you begin to vomit an Uber.
S3: You just. You want to have the time.
S5: Where you say plastic over paper? Yeah. You know, when
S5: they ask. Yeah. Um, Candice said my brother dropped his
S5: guts in the rideshare car just before we got out. Yeah.
S5: You don't want to leave that sort of tip for
S5: your driver, do ya?
S3: Absolutely not. Uh, Jimmy, my mates give me one star
S3: reviews every time I list something on marketplace.
S5: Oh, no.
S3: That's brutal. Jimmy.
S5: Yeah. Ditch those mates, Jimmy.
S3: Yeah, I know that would look super dodgy. Like you
S3: go to buy something from a seller. It's one star.
S5: Everything's one stock.
S11: Oh, no.
S5: I trust those rates like, I. I put my faith
S5: in those, in those ratings as well. Absolutely. Someone doesn't
S5: have five stars. I'm I'm sus ass. That's it. So, Jimmy,
S5: these your maids are costing you big dollars.
S3: And Tess has given us a call as well. Tess,
S3: what was the reason for your bad rating?
S12: Ah. So, um, I'm a trainer, and I train a
S12: bunch of different things. One of the things being a
S12: two day course in mental health. So mental health first aid,
S12: really great course. And at the end of every course
S12: everyone gets to give feedback on, you know, the content,
S12: how their facilitator was and any areas for improvement.
S3: Right. So it sort of helps you see how what
S3: people are getting out of it and helps you adjust
S3: and make the course better every time.
S12: Yeah, 100%, you know, because you want to stay on
S12: the ball and make it as good as you can.
S12: So I've got a pretty decent track record. It's not
S12: sort of go, okay, the course itself is really good. Anyway,
S12: a couple of years ago I was just getting into
S12: the facilitating and did a course. I thought it went really,
S12: really well, got all the feedback a couple of days
S12: later and someone's giving me one out of five stars.
S3: Oh man.
S5: I mean, that's I mean often people, people really rate
S5: emotive Lee, don't they? I mean, like because very rarely
S5: is anything actually only worth one out of five stars because.
S3: I'm sure that's the minimum what you could have given
S3: as well.
S12: Like it was, it was a 1 to 5 thing.
S12: And I was like, well, they left alive. The room
S12: wasn't on fire. Everything like I was. I was so
S12: intrigued because I just saw, like the spreadsheet of, okay,
S12: you've got five out of five for everything, but there's
S12: one out of five, and what is that? So I
S12: had to scroll through all their feedback and everything. They
S12: said everything was great. They loved the course. They love
S12: the content. I thought I did a good job, got
S12: to the end. And they've said, I'm really disappointed with
S12: the selection of lollies that you've had on the tables.
S12: I really don't like mentees and fan tales which are
S12: now extinct, by the way. Um, I just I really
S12: felt it impacted negatively on my experience and I was
S12: just like.
S13: Oh no.
S5: Oh.
S3: So so that dropped them four stars down. It wasn't
S3: that it was close to perfection. So I'll give you
S3: four out of five.
S5: It was minty. They got stuck in their teeth. That's
S5: what it is.
S12: It was disastrous. And I honestly, I, I felt like
S12: it was a joke and I've sort of looked back
S12: through their feedback, but they've definitely given me, um, a
S12: poor rating purely because of the lollies that I've put
S12: out of my own pocket on the tables to get
S12: us through the two days.
S3: So the option that they didn't realise they also had
S3: was no lollies. You were doing that out of the
S3: kindness of your heart.
S12: Yeah, 100%. I guess I should just never underestimate what's
S12: important to people. But far up man, it really brought
S12: my aggregate down and I'm really supported.
S5: Hey, do you know, you know, the old slogan for
S5: mentees was it's moments like these you need mints. And
S5: I feel like. I really feel like it's moments like these.
S5: I hope you had a mint.
S12: So true. Oh, my eyes are now extinct too.
S3: Yeah, maybe just too many cost. Too many people. Too
S3: many jobs. On their performance reviews. Did it get to
S3: the higher ups? Did anyone look back through and go,
S3: you know your average is not looking too crash hot
S3: here at the moment? Tess.
S12: Fortunately, everyone else's ratings kind of put me in a
S12: decent spot. It never got flagged and I just never
S12: said anything because I was like, I don't want anyone
S12: to look into this. It just felt so ridiculous. And
S12: I was embarrassed. Um, but yeah, it was so dumb.
S5: What lollies were they wanting? Do they say? Because there's
S5: no point.
S12: Um, I did remember hearing someone being like, oh, I
S12: really prefer, like, jellybeans and snakes and like, that kind
S12: of thing. But this, again, was just after Covid, so
S12: I'd gone the extra mile and gone, I'm going to
S12: get stuff that's individually wrapped to try and save, like,
S12: you know, passing of germs on, you know, different hands
S12: on lollies. And it's just blown up in my face
S12: with this one, you know. So.
S3: Oh goodness me. Well thank you. It's a five out
S3: of five phone call for me. Thank you so much
S3: for jumping on an all day breakfast. And we'll talk
S3: to you soon.
S12: Thank you.
S14: Hear me? Alex?
S15: Alex, can I ask you a question? It's called.
S16: Ask Alex.
S3: Yes. When I close my eyes and go to sleep
S3: at night, I hear the cries from around Australia. Alex! Alex,
S3: please help me. Alex. Alex, what do I do? And
S3: it's all because I used to be the, um, romance
S3: counsellor and girlfriend magazine. So, um, I'm brushing off the
S3: the accreditation and helping you out with your issues. Aaron,
S3: this week says, Alex, what are some ways to meet
S3: a romantic partner without using dating apps?
S5: Ah, this is a good question. So, uh, as someone
S5: who has been recently single, um, you you've got some
S5: experience in this. You've dabbled in the apps, but you've
S5: also done the traditional elements. Yeah, I'll.
S3: Try and go through history of the people who I've met. Um,
S3: I met doing a musical one time. So if you
S3: want to sign yourself up for some amateur theatre, okay.
S3: I mean, because we're nerds, but tell you what, there's
S3: a few horny nerds out there, um, maybe one of
S3: them at the time. And there's a good place to meet.
S3: But you're in the cast, you're dancing, you're singing together.
S3: A bit of acting. Okay, maybe you could get a role, right?
S3: In which that you're a romantic partner with someone that
S3: gets the juices flowing. Although then you've got the issue
S3: of my my bad one over the years. It's funny
S3: because I went out with a girl in U9. We
S3: went out for about six months or something like that.
S3: And then years later at university, we went to the
S3: same college. We're in the same musical together. We'd broken up,
S3: but we got roles in which we had to kiss
S3: at the end of a scene or more, as my
S3: girlfriend at the time was also in the cast. Didn't
S3: really like that. Oh, so if you. Yes, that's the
S3: way to make your romantic partner. But just be wary, okay?
S5: Because the love triangle could really turn into a real
S5: life Streetcar Named Desire.
S3: And then buddy James Taylor, who's on the lighting on
S3: the last night because you meant to kiss. And then
S3: the lights go out. He deliberately holds the lights up
S3: on us. So we've just got to be on stage there,
S3: smooching until the lights go down. And he's just keeping
S3: them up because he's a bloody dog. Anyway, I'm over it. Um,
S3: so we've got musicals there. Um, music festival. I met
S3: someone at, um, actually, if you want to go to
S3: the Chinchilla Watermelon Festival. I met a girlfriend there at
S3: one point. Mhm. Um, which is pretty good, although probably
S3: not at the event, which I'm not sure they're still
S3: doing in 2024, but I was certainly doing midway through
S3: the 20 tens, which was the Miss Melons competition. Uh,
S3: now that is where a group of girls, uh, predominantly
S3: all that I saw, um, got up on stage and.
S3: Were judged upon their melons, which referred to their body parts,
S3: their upper body parts. Now, I thought the first time
S3: I went there that this would be done in quite
S3: a tasteful way.
S5: Ah, the gin chiller. Watermelon. What about.
S3: Miss Melons? It was hosted by someone who, I believe
S3: introduced himself as the host of the breakfast show, the
S3: local breakfast show, which I think was called the Rock
S3: FM from memory. And I thought, okay, well, he'll go
S3: out and, you know, be pretty, you know, as appropriate
S3: as one could be for Miss Melons, you know, funny name,
S3: Miss Melons. You won't play into it too much. No.
S3: He walked out on stage in front of about 500 people,
S3: and the first thing he said to the crowd was,
S3: who wants to see some titty?
S5: This is a family event, right? This is. This is
S5: for the whole community.
S3: Not in a pub.
S5: It was okay.
S3: It wasn't to family, but I just my jaw hit
S3: the floor. I couldn't believe this was happening on. But
S3: the person I met was not in the in the
S3: actual competition. But, um, so some very nice people who participated,
S3: I have to.
S5: Say, die. So the Chinchilla Melon Festival was back in 2023. But, uh,
S5: as the headline in this Courier-Mail article says, uh, one
S5: particular event did not stand the test of time. Uh,
S5: there is Miss Melons no more.
S3: Well, anyway, that's, uh, what's happening out there, but, um,
S3: run clubs have been the one recently where people have
S3: been using it instead of dating. I've seen headlines for that.
S3: You can go on to it. But the other thing, Aaron,
S3: that I just I've got to say as well, is
S3: dating apps are actually I quite I think they're quite
S3: good because you're meeting people who also want the same
S3: thing and, you know, they're on their apps because they're
S3: doing that sort of thing. And there's an element of
S3: being able to talk or not talk and that sort
S3: of stuff. It's pretty good because when I've. Since being single,
S3: it's been very difficult to go. Well, it was always
S3: tough to muster the courage, but also you just don't
S3: know what people are thinking at the time. You know,
S3: they might just want to go about their day. So
S3: I find it very difficult to do that straight up,
S3: like ask for someone's phone number or something.
S5: No, you just gotta do it. You just gotta be fearless.
S3: Mhm.
S5: I mean, you don't want to pester anyone. You got
S5: to try to get, you know, gauge any sort of. Interaction.
S5: Any sort of interest? Got to shoot.
S3: Your shot, though.
S5: Yeah, but you got to be in it to win it.
S5: That is the main thing of what you're saying. So.
S5: So whether you're joining a running club, whether you go
S5: to the Chinchilla Water Festival, you've got to actually be
S5: out and doing things, inserting yourself into situations in which
S5: you are likely to interact with people who are not
S5: a part of your key social circle. So go out,
S5: join the clubs, and don't see those instances as a
S5: means to an end. See them as but one tiny
S5: step towards the top of the of Love Mountain, right? Yeah.
S5: You're not. If the people in your running club, you
S5: don't necessarily you're not going to meet the one in
S5: your running club, but you might meet a friend of
S5: the one, or you might meet a friend who has
S5: a cousin who at some stage when you're out, you
S5: bump into them and then they're like, hey, this is
S5: someone who I just did my placement with. And then
S5: suddenly you meet that person and it's on, but you
S5: gotta be in it to win it. Next question.
S3: Amanda, is it okay that I wear a shower cap
S3: during sex? Oh, God, I wasn't expecting. Sorry about that.
S3: Is it okay that I wear a shower cap during sex?
S5: During shower?
S3: Oh, sorry. That's crucial. Sorry. Sorry about that.
S5: Yes, that is really crucial. I so. I don't think
S5: Amanda is suggesting that she's just about she's going to say, oh,
S5: let me slip into something more comfortable and then ducks
S5: into the, you know, bathroom and comes out wearing a
S5: shower cap.
S3: Yeah. Could wear a shower cap during shower sex. We
S3: have a kid in limited time to boink, and I
S3: don't always want to wash my hair. Um, I think
S3: it's fine. I think a shower cap during shower. It's,
S3: you know, it's practical. Okay. We've always talked about using protection,
S3: and I think that extends to the hair if you
S3: don't want to get it wet. Okay. Um, just make
S3: sure that the shower cap you use is ribbed for
S3: his pleasure. That's all I'll ask of you, Ahmed.
S5: I tell you what. You could be. You could start
S5: something here. Because I haven't seen any sex scenes in
S5: movies in which the shower cap is is really a
S5: part of the of the, you know, the moment.
S3: Yeah. I don't remember in 500 days of summer like
S3: they do do it. Awkward shower sex. I'm pretty sure,
S3: but I don't recall Zooey Deschanel putting on a little
S3: shower cap. Zooey. It's double. Oh, I got Zooey.
S4: Zoe.
S3: All right.
S5: I finally got my routers moment. Thank you. Cut it out.
S5: Put it on socials.
S3: I'm sure.
S5: I'm sure someone's called. So I'm glad that this just happened.
S3: To your idea.
S5: Oh, that has made my day. I am done with
S5: this podcast. Thank you. I'm gonna finish Amanda early today.
S3: That's totally fine. Pop the shower cap on and go
S3: for it. It's. Confidence, as with everything, is the sexiest
S3: thing of all.
S5: Um, thank you very much for listening. Matt on end
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S5: to something you've heard on the show, other than that,
S5: we'll be back here. Same time, same place tomorrow.
S3: See you later.
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