1 00:00:02,590 --> 00:00:04,300 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:04,930 --> 00:00:09,250 S2: Like Finding That Up shop bargain. These boys come every 3 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:13,930 S2: one and maybe need a wash. Oh my word. It's 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,430 S2: Matt and Alex all day. 5 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:20,560 S3: Breakfast. Well, it was bound to happen. We've almost had 6 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:26,140 S3: a thousand shows, and I would say they've all been 100% seamless. 7 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:28,630 S3: But you are listening to all day breakfast right now 8 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:31,450 S3: without a Matt Aucoin in the room. That's right. It's 9 00:00:31,450 --> 00:00:36,729 S3: just me, Alex Dyson, doing a last minute emergency intro 10 00:00:36,729 --> 00:00:41,800 S3: for you because we realized something happened and we recorded 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,220 S3: the intro for you for Tuesday. It all went okay 12 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:48,940 S3: until Matt, I think, in the words of producer Braun, 13 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:54,190 S3: said something fully inappropriate and we can't put that to air. 14 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:59,950 S4: Let's not do this. And and also, why don't you 15 00:00:59,950 --> 00:01:02,290 S4: delete that? Um, just delete it. 16 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,040 S5: Show. 17 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:08,110 S3: The problem is we then forgot to rerecord it, and 18 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,590 S3: so all we were left with is an inappropriate introduction. 19 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:14,259 S3: So that's why myself, Alex, are jumping on the mic 20 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,059 S3: here to let you know that we've got a great 21 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:19,150 S3: show on for you today. Um, it's going to be 22 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:23,080 S3: a hot take. Um, we're also doing some ask Alex, and, uh, 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,110 S3: Matt was scammed a little bit. So you're gonna be 24 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:29,589 S3: hearing that Matt will be joining us for the full show, but, um, 25 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:34,330 S3: until then, the Tuesday intro for today, we'll just go 26 00:01:34,330 --> 00:01:38,020 S3: down in history as, like, you know, those movies where 27 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:40,570 S3: they need you to release the deck. Director's cut. Maybe 28 00:01:40,569 --> 00:01:43,270 S3: one day, you know, in three decades time, people will 29 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:48,700 S3: be begging. Please release the Tuesday intro from episode 987 30 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:51,460 S3: or something like that. Um, but until then, you're stuck 31 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:53,140 S3: with this. Um, if you do want to come to 32 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:55,750 S3: our thousandth show, it's on at Comedy Republic on Wednesday 33 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,500 S3: the 20th of March, so come and hang out. We 34 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:02,200 S3: only get to do those intros once, so you'll be 35 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,320 S3: in the room to see whatever happens to that one. 36 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,589 S3: But look. Until then, please enjoy this wonderful edition of 37 00:02:08,590 --> 00:02:11,470 S3: Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast. Um, let's jump into it. 38 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,880 S6: Let's get this show on the road. 39 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,740 S7: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 40 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,750 S2: Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast. 41 00:02:19,060 --> 00:02:21,640 S3: We like getting a few spicy opinions here on Matt 42 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:25,540 S3: and Alex all day breakfast. Last week on Hot Take 43 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:29,169 S3: It Away, I suggested that, uh, garbage people, people who 44 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:34,930 S3: pick up our rubbish and recycling should swap salaries with CEOs. 45 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:36,580 S3: They bring a lot more to the country, in my 46 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:37,840 S3: humble opinion. Matt Keane. 47 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,480 S5: Look, we are not the only ones with hot takes 48 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:44,350 S5: around this dear country. We've got some friends who listen 49 00:02:44,350 --> 00:02:47,440 S5: to the show who, like you, have got some opinions 50 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,589 S5: of their own. And one of those people is on 51 00:02:50,590 --> 00:02:53,530 S5: the phone with us right now. It's a big hello 52 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,210 S5: to Phoebe. Hello. 53 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:55,959 S8: How are you doing? 54 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,060 S3: Really good. Phoebe has Adelaide today. 55 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:05,260 S8: Very good. It's actually beautiful. Sunny weather. Fringe is going on. Um, Alex, 56 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:09,250 S8: I think you would be liking Adelaide today, regardless of 57 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,529 S8: what you've been saying in the past. Well. 58 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:13,780 S5: Yeah. You made some enemies, man. 59 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:16,510 S3: I 100% know I would be because I've been to 60 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:21,100 S3: Adelaide during Fringe Garden of Earthly Delights. We've done raves 61 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:24,220 S3: in Adelaide. I do like Adelaide. I said a joke. 62 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,930 S3: The feedback wasn't great. I reckon we're going to save 63 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:30,579 S3: this for Friday's correspondent segment, Alex's Mailbag. Uh, but. 64 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,200 S5: Yes, the aloe vera. 65 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,520 S3: Being splashed. 66 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:33,970 S5: On. 67 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:38,290 S3: Spicy messages, speaking of hot topics are there. But until then, Phoebe, 68 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:41,740 S3: you actually have an opinion that you think the world 69 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:45,700 S3: needs to get on board. So officially here. Phoebe. Hot. 70 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,190 S3: Take it away. Hot take. 71 00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:52,390 S8: Take this. Um, yeah. My hot take was that, um. 72 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:56,080 S8: Aeroplane food is actually delicious and adorable. 73 00:03:56,930 --> 00:04:00,530 S3: Both delicious and, okay, adorable. 74 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:04,130 S5: Now, look, there's two sides to this coin. Um, one 75 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:06,470 S5: is that airplane food has been the butt of many 76 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:11,030 S5: jokes for decades, especially in the standup comedy circles. 77 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:15,200 S3: Um, airplane food has been the Adelaide of cuisine for 78 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,030 S3: a long time. Just a punching bag. 79 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:17,779 S5: Okay. 80 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:21,560 S8: So you mean fantastic? Is that. Is that what you're saying? 81 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,730 S8: It's like it's the best. 82 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:23,540 S3: That's what I'm saying. 83 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,500 S8: Cuisine. 84 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:29,390 S3: Potentially unfairly. So. Tell us why you like airplane food. 85 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:35,930 S8: It's mainly the low expectation for the airplane food. You're 86 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:40,250 S8: not like the air hostess has come out with that 87 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:44,300 S8: tiny little skinny trolley. And they, you know, they bring 88 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:48,230 S8: out this tiny little platters and you think, oh, how 89 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:50,240 S8: good can this be? And then you open it up 90 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,010 S8: and you're like, oh, this is actually like a three 91 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:55,550 S8: course meal. It's satisfying, it's tasty, and it feels free 92 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:59,000 S8: because you paid for the flight like months in advance. 93 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,460 S8: What I do anyway, whenever I fly. So it kind 94 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,049 S8: of feels like a free meal. So anything that you 95 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:06,950 S8: think you're getting for free, it's, ah, it's actually pretty awesome. 96 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,460 S5: Yeah. Look, I mean, it's not known for its grand flavors, 97 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:13,250 S5: but it is the novelty that you enjoy it. I 98 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,320 S5: don't mind, and, you know, they give you a little. 99 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:17,810 S5: You're right. They usually give you a little salad on 100 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:20,450 S5: the side, a little bread roll. You've got your sort 101 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,460 S5: of meat chicken or veg. 102 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:26,210 S8: Desserts are always fantastic. And then like the peanuts and 103 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,890 S8: then they come around with, you know, would you like 104 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:29,659 S8: a glass of wine? Of course I would like a 105 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,780 S8: glass of wine with my meal. Everything's always so tiny 106 00:05:32,779 --> 00:05:36,140 S8: and cute. It's like the teeny tiny little waters and 107 00:05:36,140 --> 00:05:37,969 S8: orange juices and. Yeah. 108 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,450 S3: Yeah, I gotta say, whenever there's a bread roll, uh, 109 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:46,159 S3: the texture of the bread, it's never very, very good, though. 110 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:46,670 S3: It's like they've. 111 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,550 S5: Carved off one of the planes tires and chucked it 112 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:52,190 S5: on the, uh, chucked a bit of butter on it. Phoebe, 113 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:55,640 S5: here's my issue with it. You're always cramped. It's too 114 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,159 S5: difficult to do the knife and fork thing when your 115 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,190 S5: hands are old, like chicken wings up by the side 116 00:06:01,190 --> 00:06:01,790 S5: of you. 117 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:06,890 S8: Yeah, this is true. But there's no expectation that you're 118 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:11,300 S8: going to be, like, looking nice or, you know, like, 119 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,250 S8: I think that's the thing is that you can just 120 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:16,130 S8: be a total slob you crammed in with, like, you know, 121 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:20,479 S8: hundreds of other people. Um, you're watching, you know, some movie. 122 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,190 S8: It's not rude to be watching a movie, having your 123 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:24,169 S8: headphones on while you're sitting next to your partner eating 124 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:26,420 S8: your meal. It's it's the dream. 125 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:28,549 S5: No, I see you're you know, what you're in love 126 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:32,900 S5: with is the the the destination, the thought. You're going somewhere, 127 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,300 S5: you know, you've got this great place. Are you going 128 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:38,480 S5: to end up? They could literally hand you a dead 129 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,450 S5: pigeon and you'd be like, oh, this is exciting because 130 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:43,820 S5: you're going on holiday, Phoebe. We're all happy. When we 131 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,779 S5: going on holiday. 132 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,820 S3: We get to pluck it ourselves. Beautiful. 133 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,729 S5: But here's. But here's the thing. Here's my hot take. 134 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:54,110 S5: We need to scrap the domestic meals. All right, when 135 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:57,830 S5: you're flying Melbourne is Sydney or Sydney to Brisbane. No, 136 00:06:57,830 --> 00:07:02,540 S5: I don't want a soggy sausage roll. Just give me 137 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:04,609 S5: $5 back. Do you know what I mean? Like, if 138 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:07,460 S5: you if the flight attendants came walk down the aisle 139 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,460 S5: and they were like, do you want a butter chicken 140 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:15,140 S5: puff or just $5? I'd be like, $5. Please give 141 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:18,290 S5: me my money. That's I'm a fly. 142 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,770 S8: I never really fly within Australia. Like, we just drive 143 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:24,710 S8: to wherever we have to see family. So my only 144 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,460 S8: real experience with in-flight meals is flying to Europe. And 145 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,940 S8: that like you get, you get 2 or 3, like 146 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:34,970 S8: pretty decent meals. Um, and that is a long flight 147 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:37,370 S8: and it's extremely tedious. So when they bring around a meal, 148 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,890 S8: it's like, oh my God, we're on here. Like, it's 149 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:41,960 S8: the most exciting thing about the whole flight. 150 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,790 S5: Yeah, they've got a captive audience. 151 00:07:43,790 --> 00:07:47,570 S3: Now, I think the real test of this, uh, take Phoebe, 152 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:51,620 S3: is if you were to be served the exact same food. 153 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,430 S3: In a different context. If you went out to dinner, okay, 154 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:59,910 S3: you're sitting around a table with friends. You've ordered the 155 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:03,270 S3: bottle of wine that started off. They put the meal 156 00:08:03,270 --> 00:08:07,320 S3: in front of you. What would you say about the 157 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,600 S3: quote unquote food then? 158 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:16,650 S8: Oh, look, um, uh, out of context, possibly not quite 159 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:18,630 S8: as delicious. Still very. 160 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:21,090 S5: Cute. Maybe you'd be there going. How did I end 161 00:08:21,090 --> 00:08:23,430 S5: up in jail? Is that where I am right now? 162 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,850 S5: Why am I eating these little cut up beans with 163 00:08:26,850 --> 00:08:28,620 S5: this tiny plastic fork? 164 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:31,230 S8: Look, if I if I could go through life and 165 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,900 S8: not have to think about my meals and just have 166 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,230 S8: a lovely woman walk up next to me and say hello, darling. 167 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:39,809 S8: Would you like the pastoral, the beef, like, oh yeah, 168 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:41,939 S8: and I'll have the pasta. Thank you. And she serves 169 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:44,729 S8: it in front of me that that's ideal that I 170 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:45,960 S8: would live my life that way. 171 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,300 S3: That is good. And I actually I quite agree with 172 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:49,650 S3: you here, Phoebe. It is quite nice to get it, 173 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:52,230 S3: but you're right, when it comes to expectations, you know, 174 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,990 S3: we expect it to be bad. So that's why it's like, oh, 175 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:56,580 S3: this is this isn't too bad at all. Which is 176 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,460 S3: why I think they should extend that to the names 177 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:01,559 S3: they give the airplane food when they bring it down 178 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,260 S3: the aisle, because usually they say, oh, would you like the, um, 179 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:07,859 S3: the Bolognese or would you like the, you know, a 180 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:10,380 S3: carrot risotto or something like Margot? But if they came 181 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:13,260 S3: out and said, would you like the tepid slop, you'd 182 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:16,170 S3: get it. And you go, oh, it's not all that tepid. 183 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,459 S3: You know, there's this there's a little bit of it's 184 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,860 S3: not as sloppy as I thought it would be, judging 185 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:23,880 S3: by the name. 186 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:28,410 S8: So maybe, maybe I've gotten lucky. I've never had the 187 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,070 S8: same food. 188 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:32,490 S5: Phoebe, we're on board as well. We are on board. 189 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:35,640 S5: We've scanned our tickets. We're ready to take off with you. I. 190 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,560 S3: And the more people that disagree with you on this segment, 191 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:40,439 S3: the better as well. Phoebe, because it is all about rough, 192 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:46,050 S3: icy hot takes, even if the food is really spicy 193 00:09:46,050 --> 00:09:47,970 S3: and only 50% hot. 194 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,949 S8: Lukewarm. Yeah. 195 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,309 S5: Thanks very much Phoebe. 196 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:55,140 S8: Cool. Thanks guys. 197 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,270 S3: And if you want to get in touch with a 198 00:09:57,270 --> 00:10:00,300 S3: hot take, slide in the DMs, Matt and Alex and 199 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,900 S3: let us know what controversial opinion you think the world 200 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,630 S3: needs to know. We'll be addressing another one next week. 201 00:10:06,809 --> 00:10:10,260 S9: About the mouth map. Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau 202 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:13,319 S9: Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau Mau 203 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,240 S9: Mau Mau. 204 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,550 S10: Oh, I almost got scammed. 205 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,240 S5: I so. 206 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:23,579 S3: Oh, who's trying to scam you, buddy? Brisbane Broncos stop. 207 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,120 S5: The Broncos. 208 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,270 S3: Mate. I'm trying to sell you a membership to heartbreak. 209 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:30,870 S5: I only just recovered from last year. Now we're back. 210 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,559 S5: Big season ahead. Can't wait. No, someone called and said, hey, um, 211 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,809 S5: did you just buy, you know, purchase a $500 gift 212 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,460 S5: card in your eBay account? And I said no. And 213 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:41,250 S5: they said, oh, it's lucky we've caught you. Then, um, 214 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,920 S5: you know, we've just we've just seen this thing. We 215 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,220 S5: knew it wasn't you because you're not in California. Um, 216 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,380 S5: so we're just going to cancel it. I'm going to 217 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,300 S5: send you a message so that we can do that. 218 00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,970 S5: Open up your eBay app. Has it been sent through yet? 219 00:10:53,970 --> 00:10:57,090 S5: And I said, um, nope, haven't got it. And they go, okay, 220 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,670 S5: no worries, don't worry. This usually happens. You're just going 221 00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:01,920 S5: to need to go to the, um, app store and 222 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:06,360 S5: download the following app. Um, just type in and y 223 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:10,619 S5: d e s k. And I was like any desk 224 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:14,190 S5: that's sus as. 225 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,309 S3: That does sound sus. What happened. 226 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,010 S5: There? Well, I just said, uh, actually I won't be 227 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:24,569 S5: doing that because that sounds like scamming software. Goodbye. And 228 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,040 S5: then I hung up and then I had to double 229 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,970 S5: check both my eBay account and any desk to make 230 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:32,100 S5: sure that I was on track and I was on track. 231 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:37,170 S5: Any desk is a remote software. A remote access software app. Yeah. 232 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:39,359 S5: So people can get into your phone and start doing it, 233 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,359 S5: but I just, I just thought that's they they got 234 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,950 S5: me that far, you know. 235 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,170 S3: Well, I got a call the other day from someone's like, oh, 236 00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:50,819 S3: it's from Uber. This is about your recent correspondence. Um, um, 237 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,550 S3: do you have a moment to talk about it? I'm like, no, 238 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:57,449 S3: thank you. Hang up. Because I got this weird email 239 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,670 S3: about it as well with the weird Uber address. And 240 00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:03,030 S3: I'm like, no, I haven't been complaining to Uber. This 241 00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:06,660 S3: is not happening. Then in my actual Uber app, I 242 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:10,560 S3: got a message. I'm like, hmm, how did they get 243 00:12:10,559 --> 00:12:14,760 S3: into the actual app? I'm like, I think this guy 244 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,580 S3: I hung up on thinking he was a scammer probably 245 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:22,830 S3: actually worked there, but good bye sir. Anyway, apologies to 246 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:23,310 S3: that guy. 247 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,290 S5: What was the app? What was the message? 248 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:29,319 S3: Um. Oh, let's have a look. How do you find 249 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:41,300 S3: your messages services? Activity. Account. Personal. Messages. I don't know 250 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:48,260 S3: what's going. Business hub. No, not then. I just got 251 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,479 S3: a 4.83 rating so I can find. 252 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,540 S5: Oh, I gotta check my writing. I haven't been rated 253 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,050 S5: for years. I haven't checked it 4.83. Hey, um, I 254 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:58,849 S5: expected more from you. Alex Dyson. 255 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:01,760 S3: I was 4.84 at one stage, but I must have 256 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,450 S3: had a shocker. 257 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:07,940 S5: Okay, let's see where I'm at these days. Well, I'm 258 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:12,859 S5: at 4.84.80 flat. Yeah, but the fact that we're, you know, 259 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,930 S5: only that far apart, it just goes to show that 260 00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:16,790 S5: you're not that much better than me, Dyson. 261 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:18,440 S3: I mean. 262 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:21,140 S5: Certainly not as much as you think you are. 263 00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:22,340 S3: Oh, 3%. 264 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:26,450 S5: Better. Yeah. No, that's not enough, mate. That is not enough. Brian, 265 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,230 S5: what are you. 266 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:31,100 S4: I'm a 4.74. 267 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:35,900 S3: Oh, wow. Who would have thought brawn would be the rudest, 268 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,570 S3: most disruptive? You know what it is. 269 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,230 S4: You know what it is. 270 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,579 S5: I know exactly what it is. 271 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,380 S3: A member of this team. 272 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,429 S4: I'm not wearing it. 273 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,880 S5: No, you. You sit here and you have to. You 274 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,320 S5: have to, you know, just be nice and and, you know, 275 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,199 S5: I really don't. Working all through the podcast that when 276 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,650 S5: you walk out this door, you just let rip to 277 00:13:57,650 --> 00:14:00,230 S5: the first person that you see. 278 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,460 S3: The first. 279 00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:02,030 S5: Person that. 280 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:03,470 S3: Sees you after work. 281 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:04,550 S4: You're done. 282 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,790 S3: Absolute earful. You know what it is? 283 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:11,330 S4: I reckon I've paid for Ubers before when my friends 284 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:14,209 S4: have been absolutely minted. 285 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,690 S3: Yeah, and that's the most dangerous thing of the 21st century. 286 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,920 S5: I would never do it. I'd put him in a 287 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,510 S5: cab instead. And then. 288 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:21,830 S4: I have to deal. 289 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:22,460 S3: With this. 290 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,480 S4: The bad writing, being a good friend and ordering the 291 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,230 S4: Uber good friend. 292 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,780 S3: Bad writing. Do you think the worse the rating, the 293 00:14:29,780 --> 00:14:30,860 S3: better the friend? 294 00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:32,120 S4: I think so. 295 00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:35,090 S5: I will never forget the message that we got from 296 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:39,020 S5: someone who said, I got a zero star, um, Uber 297 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,450 S5: rating from one driver because I put my friend in 298 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:44,780 S5: the back of an Uber and they spilt their pippins 299 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,150 S5: in XO sauce in the back. 300 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,690 S3: Why were they carrying Pepys? 301 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:57,260 S5: Pepys in XO. You couldn't get two things worse to spill. Um, 302 00:14:57,260 --> 00:14:59,240 S5: so we asked you what was the cause of your 303 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,650 S5: bad writing? 304 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,660 S3: David got in touch. My mate threw up into a 305 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:07,010 S3: paper bag, and then the bag disintegrated. Yeah, you need 306 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:10,280 S3: that structural integrity. Don't you begin to vomit an Uber. 307 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,830 S3: You just. You want to have the time. 308 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:15,380 S5: Where you say plastic over paper? Yeah. You know, when 309 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,710 S5: they ask. Yeah. Um, Candice said my brother dropped his 310 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,890 S5: guts in the rideshare car just before we got out. Yeah. 311 00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:23,690 S5: You don't want to leave that sort of tip for 312 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,710 S5: your driver, do ya? 313 00:15:25,370 --> 00:15:28,280 S3: Absolutely not. Uh, Jimmy, my mates give me one star 314 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,700 S3: reviews every time I list something on marketplace. 315 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,350 S5: Oh, no. 316 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,990 S3: That's brutal. Jimmy. 317 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:39,560 S5: Yeah. Ditch those mates, Jimmy. 318 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,630 S3: Yeah, I know that would look super dodgy. Like you 319 00:15:42,630 --> 00:15:45,690 S3: go to buy something from a seller. It's one star. 320 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,220 S5: Everything's one stock. 321 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,150 S11: Oh, no. 322 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:52,590 S5: I trust those rates like, I. I put my faith 323 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:55,440 S5: in those, in those ratings as well. Absolutely. Someone doesn't 324 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,650 S5: have five stars. I'm I'm sus ass. That's it. So, Jimmy, 325 00:15:58,650 --> 00:16:01,020 S5: these your maids are costing you big dollars. 326 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:03,390 S3: And Tess has given us a call as well. Tess, 327 00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,640 S3: what was the reason for your bad rating? 328 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,780 S12: Ah. So, um, I'm a trainer, and I train a 329 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,670 S12: bunch of different things. One of the things being a 330 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,940 S12: two day course in mental health. So mental health first aid, 331 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,060 S12: really great course. And at the end of every course 332 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,550 S12: everyone gets to give feedback on, you know, the content, 333 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:24,970 S12: how their facilitator was and any areas for improvement. 334 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:27,220 S3: Right. So it sort of helps you see how what 335 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,380 S3: people are getting out of it and helps you adjust 336 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,060 S3: and make the course better every time. 337 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:33,640 S12: Yeah, 100%, you know, because you want to stay on 338 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,290 S12: the ball and make it as good as you can. 339 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:39,130 S12: So I've got a pretty decent track record. It's not 340 00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:42,070 S12: sort of go, okay, the course itself is really good. Anyway, 341 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,780 S12: a couple of years ago I was just getting into 342 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:47,080 S12: the facilitating and did a course. I thought it went really, 343 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,570 S12: really well, got all the feedback a couple of days 344 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,479 S12: later and someone's giving me one out of five stars. 345 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:53,950 S3: Oh man. 346 00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:57,310 S5: I mean, that's I mean often people, people really rate 347 00:16:57,490 --> 00:17:01,300 S5: emotive Lee, don't they? I mean, like because very rarely 348 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,170 S5: is anything actually only worth one out of five stars because. 349 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,390 S3: I'm sure that's the minimum what you could have given 350 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,080 S3: as well. 351 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,990 S12: Like it was, it was a 1 to 5 thing. 352 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,990 S12: And I was like, well, they left alive. The room 353 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:17,919 S12: wasn't on fire. Everything like I was. I was so 354 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,379 S12: intrigued because I just saw, like the spreadsheet of, okay, 355 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:22,600 S12: you've got five out of five for everything, but there's 356 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,000 S12: one out of five, and what is that? So I 357 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,030 S12: had to scroll through all their feedback and everything. They 358 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,950 S12: said everything was great. They loved the course. They love 359 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,109 S12: the content. I thought I did a good job, got 360 00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:34,840 S12: to the end. And they've said, I'm really disappointed with 361 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,300 S12: the selection of lollies that you've had on the tables. 362 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:40,090 S12: I really don't like mentees and fan tales which are 363 00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:43,359 S12: now extinct, by the way. Um, I just I really 364 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:46,389 S12: felt it impacted negatively on my experience and I was 365 00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:46,780 S12: just like. 366 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,060 S13: Oh no. 367 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,290 S5: Oh. 368 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:55,479 S3: So so that dropped them four stars down. It wasn't 369 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,389 S3: that it was close to perfection. So I'll give you 370 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,290 S3: four out of five. 371 00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,720 S5: It was minty. They got stuck in their teeth. That's 372 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,710 S5: what it is. 373 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:06,970 S12: It was disastrous. And I honestly, I, I felt like 374 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,470 S12: it was a joke and I've sort of looked back 375 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:11,290 S12: through their feedback, but they've definitely given me, um, a 376 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,560 S12: poor rating purely because of the lollies that I've put 377 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,420 S12: out of my own pocket on the tables to get 378 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:17,500 S12: us through the two days. 379 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,470 S3: So the option that they didn't realise they also had 380 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,270 S3: was no lollies. You were doing that out of the 381 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,230 S3: kindness of your heart. 382 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:27,160 S12: Yeah, 100%. I guess I should just never underestimate what's 383 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,470 S12: important to people. But far up man, it really brought 384 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:32,830 S12: my aggregate down and I'm really supported. 385 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,320 S5: Hey, do you know, you know, the old slogan for 386 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,990 S5: mentees was it's moments like these you need mints. And 387 00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:41,530 S5: I feel like. I really feel like it's moments like these. 388 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:42,699 S5: I hope you had a mint. 389 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,910 S12: So true. Oh, my eyes are now extinct too. 390 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,760 S3: Yeah, maybe just too many cost. Too many people. Too 391 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,550 S3: many jobs. On their performance reviews. Did it get to 392 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:54,040 S3: the higher ups? Did anyone look back through and go, 393 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,350 S3: you know your average is not looking too crash hot 394 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,609 S3: here at the moment? Tess. 395 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:00,550 S12: Fortunately, everyone else's ratings kind of put me in a 396 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,710 S12: decent spot. It never got flagged and I just never 397 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,869 S12: said anything because I was like, I don't want anyone 398 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:06,970 S12: to look into this. It just felt so ridiculous. And 399 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:10,060 S12: I was embarrassed. Um, but yeah, it was so dumb. 400 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:14,060 S5: What lollies were they wanting? Do they say? Because there's 401 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:14,720 S5: no point. 402 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,989 S12: Um, I did remember hearing someone being like, oh, I 403 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,320 S12: really prefer, like, jellybeans and snakes and like, that kind 404 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,050 S12: of thing. But this, again, was just after Covid, so 405 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,550 S12: I'd gone the extra mile and gone, I'm going to 406 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:28,580 S12: get stuff that's individually wrapped to try and save, like, 407 00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,550 S12: you know, passing of germs on, you know, different hands 408 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:34,040 S12: on lollies. And it's just blown up in my face 409 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,260 S12: with this one, you know. So. 410 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,369 S3: Oh goodness me. Well thank you. It's a five out 411 00:19:40,369 --> 00:19:42,140 S3: of five phone call for me. Thank you so much 412 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,840 S3: for jumping on an all day breakfast. And we'll talk 413 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,590 S3: to you soon. 414 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:46,700 S12: Thank you. 415 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,070 S14: Hear me? Alex? 416 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,920 S15: Alex, can I ask you a question? It's called. 417 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,750 S16: Ask Alex. 418 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:08,359 S3: Yes. When I close my eyes and go to sleep 419 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,810 S3: at night, I hear the cries from around Australia. Alex! Alex, 420 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,660 S3: please help me. Alex. Alex, what do I do? And 421 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,870 S3: it's all because I used to be the, um, romance 422 00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:22,280 S3: counsellor and girlfriend magazine. So, um, I'm brushing off the 423 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,959 S3: the accreditation and helping you out with your issues. Aaron, 424 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,930 S3: this week says, Alex, what are some ways to meet 425 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:32,629 S3: a romantic partner without using dating apps? 426 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,930 S5: Ah, this is a good question. So, uh, as someone 427 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:40,850 S5: who has been recently single, um, you you've got some 428 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:43,880 S5: experience in this. You've dabbled in the apps, but you've 429 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,040 S5: also done the traditional elements. Yeah, I'll. 430 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,660 S3: Try and go through history of the people who I've met. Um, 431 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,080 S3: I met doing a musical one time. So if you 432 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,470 S3: want to sign yourself up for some amateur theatre, okay. 433 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:59,960 S3: I mean, because we're nerds, but tell you what, there's 434 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,369 S3: a few horny nerds out there, um, maybe one of 435 00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:05,840 S3: them at the time. And there's a good place to meet. 436 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,750 S3: But you're in the cast, you're dancing, you're singing together. 437 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:13,100 S3: A bit of acting. Okay, maybe you could get a role, right? 438 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,470 S3: In which that you're a romantic partner with someone that 439 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:18,380 S3: gets the juices flowing. Although then you've got the issue 440 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,690 S3: of my my bad one over the years. It's funny 441 00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,910 S3: because I went out with a girl in U9. We 442 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,860 S3: went out for about six months or something like that. 443 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,399 S3: And then years later at university, we went to the 444 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,310 S3: same college. We're in the same musical together. We'd broken up, 445 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:33,979 S3: but we got roles in which we had to kiss 446 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,230 S3: at the end of a scene or more, as my 447 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:39,590 S3: girlfriend at the time was also in the cast. Didn't 448 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:44,359 S3: really like that. Oh, so if you. Yes, that's the 449 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,060 S3: way to make your romantic partner. But just be wary, okay? 450 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:50,960 S5: Because the love triangle could really turn into a real 451 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,880 S5: life Streetcar Named Desire. 452 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,280 S3: And then buddy James Taylor, who's on the lighting on 453 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,379 S3: the last night because you meant to kiss. And then 454 00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:59,900 S3: the lights go out. He deliberately holds the lights up 455 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,030 S3: on us. So we've just got to be on stage there, 456 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,370 S3: smooching until the lights go down. And he's just keeping 457 00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:09,290 S3: them up because he's a bloody dog. Anyway, I'm over it. Um, 458 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:14,120 S3: so we've got musicals there. Um, music festival. I met 459 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,940 S3: someone at, um, actually, if you want to go to 460 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:20,330 S3: the Chinchilla Watermelon Festival. I met a girlfriend there at 461 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:24,649 S3: one point. Mhm. Um, which is pretty good, although probably 462 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:27,560 S3: not at the event, which I'm not sure they're still 463 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,680 S3: doing in 2024, but I was certainly doing midway through 464 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,760 S3: the 20 tens, which was the Miss Melons competition. Uh, 465 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:39,320 S3: now that is where a group of girls, uh, predominantly 466 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:42,920 S3: all that I saw, um, got up on stage and. 467 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:49,500 S3: Were judged upon their melons, which referred to their body parts, 468 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,320 S3: their upper body parts. Now, I thought the first time 469 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,719 S3: I went there that this would be done in quite 470 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,890 S3: a tasteful way. 471 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,150 S5: Ah, the gin chiller. Watermelon. What about. 472 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,540 S3: Miss Melons? It was hosted by someone who, I believe 473 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:07,830 S3: introduced himself as the host of the breakfast show, the 474 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:10,439 S3: local breakfast show, which I think was called the Rock 475 00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:13,500 S3: FM from memory. And I thought, okay, well, he'll go 476 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,810 S3: out and, you know, be pretty, you know, as appropriate 477 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:17,790 S3: as one could be for Miss Melons, you know, funny name, 478 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:20,700 S3: Miss Melons. You won't play into it too much. No. 479 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:25,470 S3: He walked out on stage in front of about 500 people, 480 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,530 S3: and the first thing he said to the crowd was, 481 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,739 S3: who wants to see some titty? 482 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,980 S5: This is a family event, right? This is. This is 483 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:38,939 S5: for the whole community. 484 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,840 S3: Not in a pub. 485 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,100 S5: It was okay. 486 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,520 S3: It wasn't to family, but I just my jaw hit 487 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,460 S3: the floor. I couldn't believe this was happening on. But 488 00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:49,949 S3: the person I met was not in the in the 489 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:55,230 S3: actual competition. But, um, so some very nice people who participated, 490 00:23:55,230 --> 00:23:55,590 S3: I have to. 491 00:23:55,590 --> 00:24:00,659 S5: Say, die. So the Chinchilla Melon Festival was back in 2023. But, uh, 492 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:03,630 S5: as the headline in this Courier-Mail article says, uh, one 493 00:24:03,630 --> 00:24:08,220 S5: particular event did not stand the test of time. Uh, 494 00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:11,340 S5: there is Miss Melons no more. 495 00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:15,300 S3: Well, anyway, that's, uh, what's happening out there, but, um, 496 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,119 S3: run clubs have been the one recently where people have 497 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,460 S3: been using it instead of dating. I've seen headlines for that. 498 00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:23,550 S3: You can go on to it. But the other thing, Aaron, 499 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,400 S3: that I just I've got to say as well, is 500 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,460 S3: dating apps are actually I quite I think they're quite 501 00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:32,430 S3: good because you're meeting people who also want the same 502 00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,750 S3: thing and, you know, they're on their apps because they're 503 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:35,609 S3: doing that sort of thing. And there's an element of 504 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:37,560 S3: being able to talk or not talk and that sort 505 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,230 S3: of stuff. It's pretty good because when I've. Since being single, 506 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,940 S3: it's been very difficult to go. Well, it was always 507 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:47,760 S3: tough to muster the courage, but also you just don't 508 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,250 S3: know what people are thinking at the time. You know, 509 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,920 S3: they might just want to go about their day. So 510 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,620 S3: I find it very difficult to do that straight up, 511 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,570 S3: like ask for someone's phone number or something. 512 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:01,560 S5: No, you just gotta do it. You just gotta be fearless. 513 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:01,920 S3: Mhm. 514 00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:04,140 S5: I mean, you don't want to pester anyone. You got 515 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:09,020 S5: to try to get, you know, gauge any sort of. Interaction. 516 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,180 S5: Any sort of interest? Got to shoot. 517 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:11,900 S3: Your shot, though. 518 00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:13,429 S5: Yeah, but you got to be in it to win it. 519 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,500 S5: That is the main thing of what you're saying. So. 520 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,390 S5: So whether you're joining a running club, whether you go 521 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:20,180 S5: to the Chinchilla Water Festival, you've got to actually be 522 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:24,859 S5: out and doing things, inserting yourself into situations in which 523 00:25:24,859 --> 00:25:27,530 S5: you are likely to interact with people who are not 524 00:25:27,530 --> 00:25:30,590 S5: a part of your key social circle. So go out, 525 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:34,310 S5: join the clubs, and don't see those instances as a 526 00:25:34,310 --> 00:25:38,060 S5: means to an end. See them as but one tiny 527 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:42,709 S5: step towards the top of the of Love Mountain, right? Yeah. 528 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:45,410 S5: You're not. If the people in your running club, you 529 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:48,470 S5: don't necessarily you're not going to meet the one in 530 00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:50,840 S5: your running club, but you might meet a friend of 531 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,270 S5: the one, or you might meet a friend who has 532 00:25:53,270 --> 00:25:55,729 S5: a cousin who at some stage when you're out, you 533 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:57,560 S5: bump into them and then they're like, hey, this is 534 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,840 S5: someone who I just did my placement with. And then 535 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,260 S5: suddenly you meet that person and it's on, but you 536 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:06,290 S5: gotta be in it to win it. Next question. 537 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,350 S3: Amanda, is it okay that I wear a shower cap 538 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:16,260 S3: during sex? Oh, God, I wasn't expecting. Sorry about that. 539 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:21,390 S3: Is it okay that I wear a shower cap during sex? 540 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:22,709 S5: During shower? 541 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:26,790 S3: Oh, sorry. That's crucial. Sorry. Sorry about that. 542 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:32,970 S5: Yes, that is really crucial. I so. I don't think 543 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:36,270 S5: Amanda is suggesting that she's just about she's going to say, oh, 544 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:39,000 S5: let me slip into something more comfortable and then ducks 545 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,300 S5: into the, you know, bathroom and comes out wearing a 546 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,320 S5: shower cap. 547 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:46,260 S3: Yeah. Could wear a shower cap during shower sex. We 548 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,090 S3: have a kid in limited time to boink, and I 549 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:51,900 S3: don't always want to wash my hair. Um, I think 550 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:54,870 S3: it's fine. I think a shower cap during shower. It's, 551 00:26:55,050 --> 00:27:01,020 S3: you know, it's practical. Okay. We've always talked about using protection, 552 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,270 S3: and I think that extends to the hair if you 553 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:06,780 S3: don't want to get it wet. Okay. Um, just make 554 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:10,110 S3: sure that the shower cap you use is ribbed for 555 00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:13,950 S3: his pleasure. That's all I'll ask of you, Ahmed. 556 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:16,530 S5: I tell you what. You could be. You could start 557 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:20,639 S5: something here. Because I haven't seen any sex scenes in 558 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,909 S5: movies in which the shower cap is is really a 559 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:27,150 S5: part of the of the, you know, the moment. 560 00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:29,970 S3: Yeah. I don't remember in 500 days of summer like 561 00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:31,920 S3: they do do it. Awkward shower sex. I'm pretty sure, 562 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,670 S3: but I don't recall Zooey Deschanel putting on a little 563 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:40,320 S3: shower cap. Zooey. It's double. Oh, I got Zooey. 564 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:41,550 S4: Zoe. 565 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:45,330 S3: All right. 566 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:51,170 S5: I finally got my routers moment. Thank you. Cut it out. 567 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,850 S5: Put it on socials. 568 00:27:52,850 --> 00:27:54,140 S3: I'm sure. 569 00:27:54,770 --> 00:27:59,720 S5: I'm sure someone's called. So I'm glad that this just happened. 570 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,460 S3: To your idea. 571 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,430 S5: Oh, that has made my day. I am done with 572 00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:08,900 S5: this podcast. Thank you. I'm gonna finish Amanda early today. 573 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:11,750 S3: That's totally fine. Pop the shower cap on and go 574 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:17,310 S3: for it. It's. Confidence, as with everything, is the sexiest 575 00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:18,060 S3: thing of all. 576 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,210 S5: Um, thank you very much for listening. Matt on end 577 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:22,380 S5: on Alex is where you can get in touch with 578 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:25,650 S5: us on Instagram. Uh, if you've got anything that relates 579 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:28,020 S5: to something you've heard on the show, other than that, 580 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:30,990 S5: we'll be back here. Same time, same place tomorrow. 581 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,219 S3: See you later. 582 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,370 S2: That's it. The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. Got 583 00:28:35,369 --> 00:28:38,220 S2: something to add to the show? Slide into our DMs 584 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,710 S2: at Matt and Alex.