WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 161 0:00:02.750 --> 0:00:11.360 Listen up production, activate your Internet because the Amazon M.D. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:21.280 podcast starts in three two. Sorry, it's still buffering. One. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.180 Ahoy to you for 2022. 0:00:25.190 --> 0:00:26.050 Hamish Blake. 0:00:26.230 --> 0:00:27.370 A joy and and. 0:00:27.370 --> 0:00:30.040 A joy to you, Jacko. Joy, guys, lovely. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:30.840 To be back. 0:00:31.030 --> 0:00:34.890 And where's our whistle tax and we doing that and 0:00:34.890 --> 0:00:37.449 it's still where you I'm the re gunner and Jack's 0:00:38.020 --> 0:00:43.120 rota mechanic. I think we have to guess what vessel 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.400 we're on. And in that case, it would be obviously 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.370 a Chinook or some sort of military helicopter. 0:00:48.790 --> 0:00:50.300 I'll do it for next week then. I just. 0:00:50.409 --> 0:00:52.680 I just wanted to try. Just do anyone I talked 0:00:52.690 --> 0:00:55.060 to lifeguard? Yeah. Working reception. 0:00:55.060 --> 0:00:55.540 Okay. 0:00:55.750 --> 0:01:02.760 Pool could be a beach. No reception at the beach. Yeah, 0:01:02.770 --> 0:01:03.220 you're right. 0:01:03.220 --> 0:01:05.320 You know, I'd love to get a base reception. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.289 Jack, if you've got a very high flying solo. Got 0:01:08.290 --> 0:01:09.130 it on the board. 0:01:11.380 --> 0:01:15.369 Also, ahoy to Sean Ham, who used the High Machete 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.170 website to upload audio. 0:01:17.170 --> 0:01:18.850 Very, very nice to for Summer. 0:01:19.390 --> 0:01:23.740 Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and number six, Sean here from Utah, USA, 0:01:24.430 --> 0:01:27.459 just checking in to self-report, losing touch with the common man. 0:01:28.270 --> 0:01:30.250 Later today, my wife and I have an appointment at 0:01:30.250 --> 0:01:34.030 the hospital to deliver our third child. Liam if you 0:01:34.030 --> 0:01:36.069 know the American health care system, that can be quite 0:01:36.069 --> 0:01:39.850 an expensive procedure to deliver. A child I know must 0:01:39.850 --> 0:01:42.820 be very nice to afford not only one, but three kids. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.390 Our goal is to actually have more kids than Andy 0:01:46.390 --> 0:01:50.230 has golf simulators. I'm hoping that the Hayman nanny loyalty 0:01:50.230 --> 0:01:52.960 card is the card that the hospitals love as well, 0:01:53.690 --> 0:01:56.420 and they are not having any teething issues anyway. 0:01:56.420 --> 0:01:57.100 I I'd never do that. 0:01:57.100 --> 0:02:00.460 Cause this audio here and start the difficult process of 0:02:00.460 --> 0:02:07.630 uploading it. Well, ahoy, boys. This is Liam, Sean's son. 0:02:08.110 --> 0:02:11.410 I was born 30 years ago today. He's finally figured 0:02:11.410 --> 0:02:14.470 out how to help my dad upload this audio of 0:02:14.530 --> 0:02:17.470 it's getting to now just a bit of feedback. A 0:02:17.470 --> 0:02:21.280 WhatsApp system might have done this to you earlier. Cheers voice. 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:27.309 And you know, that's probably from an ancient civilization, probably 0:02:27.310 --> 0:02:27.940 an Aztec. 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:29.019 I mean. 0:02:30.430 --> 0:02:33.430 I know two generations. 0:02:34.990 --> 0:02:35.230 Of. 0:02:35.230 --> 0:02:40.060 Podcasters there pleading with Andy grind the system wouldn't it 0:02:40.060 --> 0:02:41.610 be nice to do instantaneous. 0:02:41.620 --> 0:02:44.560 Worried about the security of WhatsApp. That's that's that's that's 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.750 everything that they knew encrypted apparently. But you know I 0:02:46.750 --> 0:02:48.520 think the website is for. 0:02:48.850 --> 0:02:49.560 Websites and. 0:02:49.990 --> 0:02:50.679 I'm hackable. 0:02:51.250 --> 0:02:53.079 As we as we've always said. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:57.700 Time we want to start 2022 in the pod with 0:02:57.700 --> 0:02:59.919 something we've learnt over the Government mandated. 0:02:59.919 --> 0:03:02.489 Break. Well we didn't have much time but as we, 0:03:02.490 --> 0:03:05.290 as we, I mean we spent most of it, we 0:03:05.290 --> 0:03:07.240 don't bore everyone. Barney and I spent most of it 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.250 in High Court challenges trying to get back on air 0:03:09.430 --> 0:03:13.630 and we were looking good, sort of mid fed and 0:03:13.780 --> 0:03:19.730 you know, had everyone working around the clock, you know, coffees, donuts, smokes, ha, 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.600 you know, may put that out another year. And then, 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.480 you know by the time you know he's got rebuffed 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.280 by the High Court several times. Yeah. It was almost 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.220 time to come back on our anyway. Exactly. So couldn't 0:03:29.230 --> 0:03:29.800 get the mandate. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:33.070 So the mandate stands but I know we hate it. 0:03:33.730 --> 0:03:37.060 I just wanted tried to go to the beach, but 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:37.740 hated it. 0:03:38.110 --> 0:03:41.050 Just stand there and stop thinking about the legal case. 0:03:41.890 --> 0:03:45.130 But Jacko, what do you learn. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:46.570 To learn something over the break. 0:03:46.570 --> 0:03:48.550 Jack. Yes, as you know, my wife and I are 0:03:48.550 --> 0:03:51.490 expecting a baby later this week. Maybe even by the 0:03:51.490 --> 0:03:54.070 time the podcast drops today, we'll have had the baby pod. 0:03:54.340 --> 0:03:54.670 Wow. 0:03:54.670 --> 0:03:57.370 Double drop. I've got a baby fact that I thought 0:03:57.370 --> 0:04:01.030 was pretty interesting. Interesting enough for you to retell. If 0:04:01.030 --> 0:04:03.670 babies are the topic of a conversation like a in 0:04:03.670 --> 0:04:04.360 your own lives. 0:04:04.630 --> 0:04:06.790 I will be for you for many, many months. 0:04:06.790 --> 0:04:10.210 On what day do you think Australia had the single 0:04:10.210 --> 0:04:12.070 most amount of babies born? 0:04:13.260 --> 0:04:17.520 Right. Okay, so it's a baby volume equation. Volume of baby? Yeah. 0:04:17.910 --> 0:04:18.660 I think it like. 0:04:18.660 --> 0:04:23.110 The dancing baby screensaver. A nation of it, September 17th. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.060 Now it's going to be nine months after a fun date, 0:04:27.060 --> 0:04:31.419 nine months after Cathy Freeman's run at the 2000 Olympics. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:32.820 The thing that made everyone, Randi. 0:04:34.290 --> 0:04:35.220 Excited, right? 0:04:35.220 --> 0:04:36.450 Every moment, but. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.620 I think a lot. Yeah. 0:04:38.650 --> 0:04:40.859 But then who knows what happened after that? I mean, 0:04:40.860 --> 0:04:43.050 from memory, it was about 7:00 at night, the run, 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:44.750 you know, things progress. 0:04:45.490 --> 0:04:49.110 What what is it? It was July 1st, 2004, when 0:04:49.110 --> 0:04:51.690 the baby bonus came in in Australia. 0:04:52.250 --> 0:04:52.630 Yes. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.740 And what is interesting about it is it's actually used 0:04:55.740 --> 0:05:01.000 as proof that the expecting mother can subconsciously hold onto 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.540 her baby for longer because they didn't announce the baby 0:05:03.540 --> 0:05:06.810 bonus until March of the same year. So people were 0:05:06.810 --> 0:05:10.500 already pregnant. And on the day of July 1st is 0:05:10.500 --> 0:05:12.600 the single most amount of babies we've have born in Australia. 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.790 And the three days leading up to it is some 0:05:14.790 --> 0:05:17.700 of the lowest we've ever had. So people were holding 0:05:17.700 --> 0:05:20.190 on until they got their fax money. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:25.600 The great hand clenching as it's now in medical. 0:05:25.620 --> 0:05:29.250 So we had on the hundreds which actually Hamish you're 0:05:29.250 --> 0:05:31.140 on next week on Tuesday night. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.940 I'm already. 0:05:32.190 --> 0:05:35.010 On the TV show in general but the we had 0:05:35.010 --> 0:05:37.710 the little what year can the least day where babies 0:05:37.710 --> 0:05:40.289 are born on what day is the day. 0:05:40.290 --> 0:05:40.830 Before that. 0:05:41.460 --> 0:05:42.419 Was. Ah the day before that. 0:05:42.770 --> 0:05:43.950 No. Of the year. 0:05:44.010 --> 0:05:45.000 Oh, okay. 0:05:45.330 --> 0:05:47.010 Oh, Christmas. Do people hold off. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:48.390 You spot at Christmas Day? 0:05:48.420 --> 0:05:53.620 Cause no doctors will do elective surgery. So. So you 0:05:53.620 --> 0:05:55.260 can book anything in the book? 0:05:55.270 --> 0:05:58.030 Any great. And also people people are like, you know, 0:05:58.029 --> 0:06:00.740 like if you kid, you know, the Jesus jokes. Yeah. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.910 Same birthday. So you just, you know, you the 14 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.969 year Boxing Day thing, right on country. 0:06:07.660 --> 0:06:10.480 Second grade, I could show you. How do you know. 0:06:10.500 --> 0:06:13.690 Like jeez I had a I actually around fighting the 0:06:13.690 --> 0:06:17.229 mandate at a fairly action packed summer and I we 0:06:17.230 --> 0:06:19.120 moved houses you know it was I mean you sort 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.430 of know a little bit of this story moved house 0:06:21.430 --> 0:06:25.120 over summer the night before we were moving house. Right. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.560 So we're going from the rental we'd been in because 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.529 we're renovating. I woke up to go outside to get 0:06:29.529 --> 0:06:31.690 my car that I'd parked on the street to save 0:06:31.690 --> 0:06:35.020 a spot for the removalist truck. And the car was 0:06:35.020 --> 0:06:38.980 not there. No, we had been robbed. Yeah. And they 0:06:38.980 --> 0:06:41.260 took without my permission because that's a borrowed. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:42.890 I don't know. 0:06:43.510 --> 0:06:47.020 I took my car keys which then allowed them to 0:06:47.020 --> 0:06:49.750 gain access to my car and they stole it. So 0:06:50.410 --> 0:06:53.390 bummer that happens. My thing is everybody, you know, they 0:06:53.410 --> 0:06:54.670 were in the house so that was a bit scary, 0:06:54.670 --> 0:06:56.200 but everyone was fine. It was just a sort of 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.130 a it was just a. 0:06:57.460 --> 0:06:58.179 We laugh about it. 0:06:58.660 --> 0:07:02.080 We laugh about it. We don't laugh about it. But 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.220 we certainly can have a giggle. 0:07:03.220 --> 0:07:04.390 Because it was you got the car back. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.120 Was a run of the mill theft. Yeah. Yeah. So 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:10.660 the cops, they go, listen, this happens, mate. Sorry. You know, 0:07:10.660 --> 0:07:12.670 people biking to houses, they just look for handbags and 0:07:12.670 --> 0:07:14.920 cars and then they make the car. So they give 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.110 you a bit of I my it's not be kids. 0:07:17.110 --> 0:07:18.610 It could just be someone that uses it for another 0:07:18.610 --> 0:07:19.680 crime like. 0:07:19.810 --> 0:07:19.960 I'm. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:22.990 Sorry I'm bomber, you know, you're trying to move house 0:07:22.990 --> 0:07:24.610 and there's a forensics team there and all that sort 0:07:24.610 --> 0:07:26.680 of stuff. So I said, Yeah, no, I like we'll 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.200 give you the report. You call your insurance company and 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.860 you'll log it and so on. Okay, great. I said, Hey, 0:07:33.130 --> 0:07:35.560 on my car, there's a thing it comes with an 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.260 app and where you can like see you, you'd have 0:07:38.260 --> 0:07:40.270 the same on your carjack, a modern car where you 0:07:40.270 --> 0:07:41.920 can just see where it is. Like it gives you 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.860 the temperature if the doors are unlocked, like you can 0:07:44.860 --> 0:07:48.490 just you it's just like connected to my thigh or whatever. 0:07:49.090 --> 0:07:52.180 And so I like I goes, I know where it is. Like, sorry. 0:07:52.180 --> 0:07:54.010 I mean, I appreciate like all there. I try to 0:07:54.010 --> 0:07:55.600 tell them on the phone and they're like, you know, 0:07:56.150 --> 0:07:57.290 you know, what do you mean? You know? It's it's 0:07:57.290 --> 0:07:58.390 like I mean. 0:07:59.770 --> 0:08:02.590 What I'm saying is. 0:08:03.350 --> 0:08:05.980 I was like, yeah, it's like here it's like five 0:08:05.980 --> 0:08:09.520 k's away. You're like, Oh, my God, yes, we could 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.410 get it. Like, so they like kind of like if 0:08:11.410 --> 0:08:13.740 the pain is dropping, like, you know, we would not 0:08:13.790 --> 0:08:16.510 ask you, we can use the radio, we could use 0:08:16.510 --> 0:08:17.830 the right. It was sort of in this club we 0:08:17.830 --> 0:08:19.330 all have a badge. Like we took it off and 0:08:19.330 --> 0:08:22.030 we all kind of work together. Yeah. So anyway, they, 0:08:22.390 --> 0:08:24.310 I'm like, look, you know, maybe the night it's burnt 0:08:24.310 --> 0:08:27.760 out or something doesn't. They're giving me the details. I 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:31.030 call the insurance company just to go. Hey, listen. The 0:08:31.030 --> 0:08:35.330 car's panicked, and the insurance company goes right. And so 0:08:35.350 --> 0:08:37.780 they give me my number plate and I go, No, sir, 0:08:37.780 --> 0:08:40.300 that's my old car. This is the new bought. It's 0:08:40.300 --> 0:08:43.930 a year ago, I transferred the insurance. They went, uh, 0:08:44.590 --> 0:08:46.300 we don't have details of the new car. 0:08:46.300 --> 0:08:47.560 You never got insurance for it. 0:08:47.580 --> 0:08:52.780 I went, No, no, you should. Oh, no, you should. 0:08:52.809 --> 0:08:54.160 Yes. No, no, no. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:54.610 I didn't. 0:08:54.670 --> 0:08:58.480 Really remember. I definitely remember getting the car and certainly 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:02.050 thinking rigorously about changing the insurance. And I'm sure I 0:09:02.050 --> 0:09:04.660 would have made the call. No, no, no. We don't 0:09:04.660 --> 0:09:06.610 have anything like that on file. And, you know, I 0:09:06.610 --> 0:09:08.860 would it wouldn't be with another insurance company. So as 0:09:08.860 --> 0:09:11.949 I'm learning that this car is not insured, copies of 0:09:11.950 --> 0:09:13.660 what they had in the door and go, we got it. No. 0:09:14.990 --> 0:09:24.250 Oh, good. That is right. Oh, good. 0500 cool. 0:09:24.730 --> 0:09:27.220 Played it. Very cool. Just a bit of like, yeah, 0:09:27.220 --> 0:09:28.690 well I was going to do it anyway. That's why, 0:09:28.690 --> 0:09:30.430 of course that's why you get insurance because you know, 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.589 you never know what's going to happen. So I'm only 0:09:32.590 --> 0:09:37.560 an absolute man, so probably my ultimate fast and loose. 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.640 So I don't know what the learning is because actually 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.360 technically the learning is you fine here. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:44.829 But I. 0:09:44.830 --> 0:09:45.370 Guess that's. 0:09:45.370 --> 0:09:48.730 Reality. The real learning is yeah, if you have the 0:09:48.730 --> 0:09:50.430 thought to do call. 0:09:51.130 --> 0:09:51.309 For. 0:09:51.309 --> 0:09:55.150 The for the insurance registered of course registered just must 0:09:55.150 --> 0:09:58.480 not run in the auto insurance gauntlet so yeah. Bloody 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.609 good fun a sub learning from that is it takes 0:10:00.610 --> 0:10:03.340 ages to get fingerprint dust off. Then if you guys 0:10:03.340 --> 0:10:06.160 have ever had anything dusted for prints in your life. 0:10:06.700 --> 0:10:07.420 Real past. 0:10:07.510 --> 0:10:10.510 Yeah, yeah, real past. Great learning. 0:10:11.020 --> 0:10:12.819 That's as as the baby facts. But that's the that's 0:10:12.820 --> 0:10:13.950 a fingerprint dust fact. 0:10:14.020 --> 0:10:17.380 He is a he's what I learned over the break 0:10:18.580 --> 0:10:21.939 and it came from something that podcast Mike Toby here 0:10:21.970 --> 0:10:26.310 on the show. He sang a Green Day song in 0:10:26.309 --> 0:10:27.960 his audition for a school choir. 0:10:29.990 --> 0:10:30.390 Right. 0:10:32.970 --> 0:10:35.190 Wow. From memory. Time of your. 0:10:35.190 --> 0:10:37.380 Life. I think he went with American idiot. 0:10:37.650 --> 0:10:39.710 American idiot. Know what I. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.730 Know. You've got to be coming. 0:10:41.740 --> 0:10:42.420 Is coming. 0:10:42.570 --> 0:10:46.890 Broadcast my if it's American. Idiot. How tough. I know. Unorganized. 0:10:49.830 --> 0:10:53.520 What is it? American idiot turned out. 0:10:53.850 --> 0:10:55.470 So, Mike. 0:10:55.590 --> 0:10:56.640 Yes? Hello. 0:10:57.390 --> 0:10:59.160 First of all, first of all, am I right in 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.920 saying it was American? Because Amy is just suggesting that 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:02.850 can't be the song? 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.940 It was actually it was from the album American Idiot. 0:11:05.970 --> 0:11:08.459 The song is called Give Me No Vacation. It's a 0:11:08.460 --> 0:11:09.690 bit more of a slow song. 0:11:10.110 --> 0:11:11.400 Right? More of an album track. 0:11:11.490 --> 0:11:13.110 Yeah, it's definitely a B-side. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:13.690 Okay. 0:11:13.710 --> 0:11:16.530 This was for the school choir, where you eventually obviously 0:11:16.530 --> 0:11:19.020 successfully achieved a half scholarship. 0:11:19.380 --> 0:11:22.080 This was actually for the vocal ensemble, which was an 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.330 audition in year 11 and 12. 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:26.910 So you're already on a scholarship. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.430 You're on a vocal scholarship, and they made you audition 0:11:29.429 --> 0:11:31.950 and see if it's a good idea. That's like making 0:11:32.010 --> 0:11:33.929 Brad Pitt audition for a movie. Hi. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.120 I'm BP. Hey, tell it to me. 0:11:36.570 --> 0:11:37.470 So they've already. 0:11:37.470 --> 0:11:38.250 Recognized. 0:11:38.250 --> 0:11:41.730 You. Listen to your school fees by half based on 0:11:41.730 --> 0:11:43.770 your vocal prowess, and then they make. 0:11:43.770 --> 0:11:45.540 You audition for the vocal ensemble. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.360 There were other boys at the school who were good 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.640 singers but didn't have scholarships, so they had a right 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.050 to audition to be in the voting. 0:11:52.050 --> 0:11:52.800 People know you're on. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.770 A school is a reality. There is a reality show 0:11:55.770 --> 0:11:58.050 in these functional choirboys. 0:11:59.070 --> 0:12:02.880 So when you walked into your audition. Yeah. Are you, like, thinking, 0:12:04.140 --> 0:12:05.580 this is just, you know, guys, I. 0:12:06.140 --> 0:12:07.530 Get paid for this. 0:12:07.530 --> 0:12:11.270 Shit? Hey. 0:12:12.059 --> 0:12:14.069 Mrs. Andreasen on the organ. Hit it. 0:12:14.490 --> 0:12:15.960 I want to be a jerk. 0:12:15.990 --> 0:12:22.920 And I was pretty sure I'd get it. Yeah, I 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:24.200 think it was a melody. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.239 They couldn't not put you in either. I'm not saying 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.610 you didn't. I'm not saying you don't deserve the spot. 0:12:30.750 --> 0:12:33.130 I'm like, I'm a little bit because it was drafted. 0:12:33.170 --> 0:12:35.830 You have to play. You can't play. You're on the 0:12:35.830 --> 0:12:36.970 list clogging up. 0:12:37.870 --> 0:12:39.370 You have used the salary cap. 0:12:39.370 --> 0:12:41.209 On you have to play. 0:12:41.650 --> 0:12:44.979 What a terrible look for the scholarship system if you don't, 0:12:45.309 --> 0:12:46.699 you know, if you don't get it. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.400 Also, Mike, my name. 0:12:48.550 --> 0:12:51.040 Well, yeah. Maybe ask. Yeah. Where did you get the scholarship. 0:12:51.410 --> 0:12:53.410 I was in grade five five. 0:12:53.410 --> 0:12:54.819 Receiving three B, B. 0:12:54.820 --> 0:12:58.360 B, C and and then they still kept the scholarship 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.969 all the way to year 12. Yeah, but your singing 0:13:01.420 --> 0:13:03.520 would have been nicer, younger out of me. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.370 I imagine some might say that. 0:13:06.610 --> 0:13:08.490 Yeah, I like the good. You know. 0:13:11.179 --> 0:13:13.590 Some people appreciate my current voice. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:18.460 But you say you had an angelic soprano voice? Yeah, yeah. 0:13:18.490 --> 0:13:24.160 As a boy. And then obviously puberty wreaks its wicked 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:27.370 ways with the male body and all sorts of squeaking 0:13:27.370 --> 0:13:29.830 and stuff happens. And did you take time out of 0:13:29.830 --> 0:13:32.280 the singing game during the transition? 0:13:32.290 --> 0:13:36.250 No, I sung every every choir at the school. 0:13:36.250 --> 0:13:38.700 Did anyone ever lose their scholarship? Go through people? 0:13:38.860 --> 0:13:39.880 Many people lost it. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.189 Why did they what was there what was the review 0:13:42.190 --> 0:13:42.790 process like? 0:13:42.790 --> 0:13:43.750 Weekly, you. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:48.910 Know, I semester early like re auditions basically. So you'd 0:13:48.910 --> 0:13:52.270 go into a room and the choir conductor would basically 0:13:52.780 --> 0:13:55.750 play you chords and you'd have to like sing the 0:13:55.750 --> 0:13:58.400 three notes in the chord just by hearing the chord 0:13:59.380 --> 0:14:02.260 and just seeing and sight read music and stuff like that. 0:14:02.260 --> 0:14:04.689 And it was really intimidating. Like, See you in this. 0:14:04.990 --> 0:14:06.370 Class easily because. 0:14:07.059 --> 0:14:09.910 I've seen you do Aaron's TV stuff and I had 0:14:09.910 --> 0:14:10.210 to tell. 0:14:10.210 --> 0:14:11.110 My dad. Yeah. 0:14:11.110 --> 0:14:12.900 So it was actually be campy. 0:14:14.790 --> 0:14:18.610 And I thought it was sharp D Sharp a. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:24.150 Flat. So what was is so is this American idiot? 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.590 It was an American shame. Okay, give me no account. 0:14:26.590 --> 0:14:27.040 Was that. 0:14:27.070 --> 0:14:28.180 Edgy? Edgy songs. Hey. 0:14:29.020 --> 0:14:30.780 Was that off? Was that your go to. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.270 No, I just didn't know what song to audition. I 0:14:34.270 --> 0:14:35.470 didn't know that many songs. 0:14:35.500 --> 0:14:37.330 If you if you you don't know any song you're 0:14:37.330 --> 0:14:41.290 going to see. Even if you had to audition for 0:14:41.290 --> 0:14:43.000 The Voice. Now, what song? Anything. 0:14:43.570 --> 0:14:48.640 Oh, Bridge Over Troubled Water. Mm hmm. You know, original version. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:52.270 Or, like, you know, would you jazz it up a bit? 0:14:52.270 --> 0:14:54.310 Because it's Simon Garfunkel originally, isn't it? 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:55.590 Yeah, it's Simon. 0:14:55.590 --> 0:14:57.580 It wasn't just Art Garfunkel singing that. 0:14:57.730 --> 0:14:58.930 I'm not actually sure. 0:14:58.930 --> 0:15:01.750 Or just it's one of the rare songs where Garfunkel 0:15:01.750 --> 0:15:03.250 is allowed to shine. 0:15:04.780 --> 0:15:06.940 Okay. And would you do the instrumental? 0:15:06.940 --> 0:15:09.640 Actually, you know, I think I'd do Sunday morning by 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:12.790 Maroon five. That's a good song. I think I'd do that. 0:15:12.970 --> 0:15:13.810 I just thought about it. 0:15:14.020 --> 0:15:15.479 Well, thank you. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:16.240 Mike. Thank you. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.000 I was imagining that you're out on the stage going 0:15:19.630 --> 0:15:20.630 when you're. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.770 We feel. 0:15:24.070 --> 0:15:24.370 Sorry. 0:15:24.460 --> 0:15:29.620 Actually, sorry. Oh, that's why they. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.920 Give us Sunday morning by Maroon five. My quick take 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:34.320 us out. 0:15:34.340 --> 0:15:36.920 Sunday morning rain is falling. 0:15:37.460 --> 0:15:38.040 No chance. 0:15:39.930 --> 0:15:40.260 Right. 0:15:41.660 --> 0:15:43.970 We actually get a house for UVA scholarship money back 0:15:44.330 --> 0:15:48.290 from school. I ask you this. Given college life. 0:15:48.350 --> 0:15:49.880 Might ask you back, PIO, if you think that's. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:50.120 Just. 0:15:57.690 --> 0:16:00.600 I'm. You may love my UFC. 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:03.750 You really do. And. You know, I didn't know Friday 0:16:03.750 --> 0:16:05.400 night goes by where you're not paper viewing. 0:16:05.850 --> 0:16:07.740 Animals screaming white rhino white. 0:16:07.740 --> 0:16:10.070 And head off for. 0:16:10.790 --> 0:16:13.350 Whatever it might be. I'm up to date for it. 0:16:14.340 --> 0:16:17.970 Not true, but I do love watching the Fox Sports 0:16:17.970 --> 0:16:21.480 News and occasionally there's some big fight going on. 0:16:21.810 --> 0:16:23.910 But I have never said I mean, I've been known 0:16:23.910 --> 0:16:26.610 to watch you you say fighting, but I don't I'm 0:16:26.610 --> 0:16:30.060 not mad crazy fan enough of across a few. 0:16:30.660 --> 0:16:35.520 I saw an interview with a over the break with a, uh, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.640 a UFC fighter from New Zealand. I might get his 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.420 name incorrect, but Israel Adesanya. I think his name might 0:16:42.420 --> 0:16:44.390 be quite big at the moment. What? 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:47.820 What what category? What class? What white division. Naughty. If 0:16:47.820 --> 0:16:49.110 you have to guess of his body. 0:16:49.330 --> 0:16:51.870 Oh, Farah. Well, you're right. 0:16:51.870 --> 0:16:52.350 Okay. 0:16:52.380 --> 0:16:54.540 He fought. I know he fought. Bobby Knuckles. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.470 Tommy Pizza. 0:16:58.890 --> 0:17:01.680 Let's see. That's Australia's best UFC fight. Oh, is it? 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:03.720 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to kill you. Akani 0:17:05.790 --> 0:17:08.070 didn't sound like Simon over to the second time. 0:17:08.070 --> 0:17:09.780 Anybody call me Knuckles acknowledge that. 0:17:12.090 --> 0:17:14.460 I don't want another Andy McInnes situation. 0:17:14.460 --> 0:17:15.109 Yeah, yeah. 0:17:15.690 --> 0:17:18.810 So I think they're in whatever the primo class is. 0:17:19.650 --> 0:17:21.930 What's up? I know what you mean. Primo class. 0:17:21.930 --> 0:17:24.750 I don't know. What if it's everyone's favorite, but they. 0:17:25.410 --> 0:17:26.970 Depends on who their favorite fighter. 0:17:26.970 --> 0:17:28.380 Is. Well, I was going to say heavyweight, but I 0:17:28.380 --> 0:17:30.659 don't think the heavyweight definitely is. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.970 He's thin. He's like an old jack Paris before he 0:17:32.970 --> 0:17:36.240 got onto the chicken and peanut butter strike theme. Anyway, 0:17:36.930 --> 0:17:39.270 in the upcoming fight, he is going to fight a 0:17:39.270 --> 0:17:40.350 guy called Rob Whittaker. 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:41.550 Oh, that's what we know. 0:17:44.220 --> 0:17:45.900 That's all we know. I know Rob Whittaker. I didn't 0:17:45.900 --> 0:17:48.359 know you think that was Bobby Knuckles. So I don't 0:17:48.369 --> 0:17:50.429 know if Rob Whittaker knows. He's probably not going. 0:17:51.300 --> 0:17:51.480 To. 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:53.310 Make his first Australia's of it. 0:17:53.609 --> 0:17:54.030 But I. 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.550 Know it. So, so he is. I think the fight's 0:17:59.550 --> 0:18:03.000 been and gone. But in a lead up to the fight, 0:18:03.030 --> 0:18:07.710 this is the interview that worried me for something Israel said. 0:18:08.100 --> 0:18:09.750 What do you make of Rob's lead in here? He 0:18:09.750 --> 0:18:13.500 says this You've got this of an era of vulnerability 0:18:13.500 --> 0:18:16.230 to you these days. I've always been vulnerable. I'm human. 0:18:16.230 --> 0:18:19.080 I've always been all my vulnerabilities. I wear my heart 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.419 on my sleeve, literally. So, yeah. 0:18:22.230 --> 0:18:23.040 Jeez, wear. 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:24.000 Your heart on your sleeve. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:24.400 That is. 0:18:24.490 --> 0:18:24.850 Honourable. 0:18:26.460 --> 0:18:29.130 Especially because you go topless in the ring. So you're 0:18:29.130 --> 0:18:32.520 going to leave your heart in the change room, which 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:35.879 will be difficult for cardiovascular endurance. I mean, it is 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:36.630 a tough sport. 0:18:36.869 --> 0:18:37.400 You to wear. 0:18:37.750 --> 0:18:38.340 A big fitness. 0:18:38.340 --> 0:18:40.230 And say if he was talking about sleeve as in 0:18:40.230 --> 0:18:42.270 like just his arm to wear your heart on his 0:18:42.270 --> 0:18:44.100 sleeve or your arm, literally. 0:18:44.369 --> 0:18:47.520 You'd certainly I thought you'd shy that side away. 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:51.060 Yes. So if you did have to wear your heart 0:18:51.060 --> 0:18:54.180 head somewhere else on your body, other than obviously perfectly 0:18:54.180 --> 0:18:57.060 encased by a rib cage and leggings, what do you think? 0:18:57.060 --> 0:18:59.879 The best place for Israel to put his heart if 0:18:59.880 --> 0:19:01.470 he is going into another bout? 0:19:01.770 --> 0:19:03.450 I honestly think next year bowls is the. 0:19:03.810 --> 0:19:04.169 Place. 0:19:05.190 --> 0:19:06.659 He is used to. 0:19:06.660 --> 0:19:09.030 Protecting it and you can't get it when you can accidentally. 0:19:09.030 --> 0:19:10.919 It's illegal or it's illegal. 0:19:11.190 --> 0:19:12.050 Yeah, that's that's bad. 0:19:12.060 --> 0:19:13.679 And to be going through their mind the pain of 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.840 going well, I know if I do it, what is it? 0:19:15.960 --> 0:19:18.780 Is it a, is there, you know points violation because 0:19:18.780 --> 0:19:19.649 it'd be worth a kick. 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:21.030 That. 0:19:21.180 --> 0:19:22.080 Got him in the heart is. 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:24.330 Such a better idea because I was thinking like just 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.570 lower back but then if you feel. 0:19:26.580 --> 0:19:27.360 Ground and pound. 0:19:27.390 --> 0:19:28.010 Oh yeah. 0:19:28.020 --> 0:19:28.770 I fell back out of. 0:19:28.820 --> 0:19:30.970 It soon as soon as I grab your legs and 0:19:31.410 --> 0:19:33.720 is as soon as the takedown happens landing on your heart. 0:19:34.050 --> 0:19:35.490 You already hit some of the back of the head. 0:19:35.490 --> 0:19:36.810 Could you would you please? What about. 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:38.280 Now, Aditi? Jan, what about. 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.020 In the mouth? How big a hug could you get 0:19:40.020 --> 0:19:42.450 in the mouth? The brain injury, free nose. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:47.310 Or coach what a heart, coach. Jack, I don't want 0:19:47.310 --> 0:19:50.100 to have my heart in my mouth through your nose, mate. Well, 0:19:50.100 --> 0:19:50.820 you're a tough guy. 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:52.970 Well, well, she did. 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:53.790 Break quite heavily. 0:19:53.790 --> 0:19:54.540 During the match. 0:19:55.140 --> 0:19:57.780 Some suggestions for Israel going. 0:19:57.780 --> 0:19:58.830 Forward for the next. 0:19:58.830 --> 0:19:59.100 Fight. 0:20:07.310 --> 0:20:09.869 Jack. 2020 to a. 0:20:10.859 --> 0:20:11.430 Great year. 0:20:11.460 --> 0:20:15.810 And international flights are open. You know what it means, 0:20:15.810 --> 0:20:16.380 my friend? 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:21.359 Really bustling to look at the sky from everywhere. I 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:23.250 hope you can't find a plane on the ground at 0:20:23.250 --> 0:20:23.669 the moment. 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:27.030 I would say it's still not as popular overseas travel 0:20:27.030 --> 0:20:30.240 as it was in 2019. No, it's not about popularity. 0:20:30.240 --> 0:20:33.869 It was about you have lost my Bitcoin. You give 0:20:33.869 --> 0:20:34.620 it up to speed. 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:36.960 How much of a bitcoin was? It was a significant amount. 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:37.800 It was like a point. 0:20:37.950 --> 0:20:41.220 Oh, no, it wasn't. It was dust. Yeah. .1. to 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:42.000 point must. 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:45.190 Be not just that. The Bitcoin is about ten grand. 0:20:45.210 --> 0:20:47.909 Well, when, when I when he first when I was 0:20:47.910 --> 0:20:50.310 first holding it for him, it was hardly worth anything 0:20:50.310 --> 0:20:53.460 now because the meteoric rise of Bitcoin over the last 0:20:53.460 --> 0:20:56.940 three years, yes, it is valuable now. So it could 0:20:56.940 --> 0:20:59.100 be worth 2010, 20 grand. 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:00.450 Yeah. Just. 0:21:01.740 --> 0:21:02.370 Wow. 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:08.160 And how is this? No estimate. 0:21:08.550 --> 0:21:11.520 Completely sold in digital. 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:14.220 Well, I'm very much in touch. Still was in touch 0:21:14.220 --> 0:21:15.840 all summer. I'm in touch today. 0:21:15.900 --> 0:21:17.879 Okay. Absolutely. So for people who are. 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:18.090 Just. 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:20.970 Costing you your place price, I now know just. 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:26.879 For people are just joining the pub for the first time. Welcome. 0:21:27.090 --> 0:21:30.840 But I said to you that because you lost my bitcoin. 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:32.870 I lost my own bitcoin as well. So we all 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:33.899 feel with the ship. 0:21:34.140 --> 0:21:34.440 Ship. 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:36.830 Yeah, we. I would bet. 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:38.850 How much did you lose, Jack? Sorry. Just how much 0:21:38.850 --> 0:21:39.330 was in there? 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:42.390 I lost a whole Bitcoin and I lost 30 Etherium, 0:21:42.390 --> 0:21:44.850 which is like a baby version of Bitcoin. 0:21:44.850 --> 0:21:47.899 Like a that's not does that's that's underground. 0:21:47.940 --> 0:21:52.290 No. That I reckon 150 grand is on that behind 0:21:52.290 --> 0:21:54.120 that password that we don't know. 0:21:54.390 --> 0:21:55.290 15 dusts. 0:21:58.980 --> 0:22:00.570 Anyway so I got a big ask. 0:22:01.020 --> 0:22:03.500 And did any as punishment for Jack not being able 0:22:03.510 --> 0:22:05.040 to get it we did settle he sort of like 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:08.280 legally settled doing it was at the start of last year. 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:09.180 And. 0:22:09.940 --> 0:22:10.920 I think it was in. 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:13.890 2020. Do you think it was 2020? Yeah. These seemed 0:22:13.890 --> 0:22:16.650 like could only be months away. The deal was somehow 0:22:16.650 --> 0:22:22.050 arbitrarily and cheapflights opening up as the side of the 0:22:22.050 --> 0:22:25.230 Asia-Pacific region. I think that was Jack, your your your 0:22:25.230 --> 0:22:27.570 like offer your counteroffer was you knew New Zealand and 0:22:27.570 --> 0:22:28.409 Fiji might, but. 0:22:28.410 --> 0:22:29.939 I didn't want a bubble with New Zealand had to 0:22:29.940 --> 0:22:31.370 be outside Oceania. You said. 0:22:31.390 --> 0:22:32.010 Give me time. 0:22:32.430 --> 0:22:35.100 Even though the favour has nothing to do with international travel. 0:22:35.100 --> 0:22:37.290 That was the time line it was pegged to. 0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:39.209 Yes. And now it's well and truly back out. People 0:22:39.210 --> 0:22:41.550 have been damning me and saying and obviously writing and 0:22:41.550 --> 0:22:43.950 I'm starting to come saying the big ask is time. 0:22:43.950 --> 0:22:44.310 And I've got. 0:22:44.500 --> 0:22:44.700 That. 0:22:45.330 --> 0:22:46.470 I've got a big ask. 0:22:46.830 --> 0:22:47.400 I'm nervous. 0:22:47.760 --> 0:22:51.400 Jacko. Your baby arrives on Friday. 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:53.350 This is it. 0:22:53.350 --> 0:22:55.210 Because you can't have him. 0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:56.649 This is Rumplestiltskin. 0:22:58.090 --> 0:22:58.990 I don't want. 0:22:58.990 --> 0:23:02.380 Nothing like the baby, like the king ordering a firstborn. 0:23:06.070 --> 0:23:07.870 I'd love my name to be a much. 0:23:11.380 --> 0:23:12.550 Clearer with Nice. 0:23:12.730 --> 0:23:14.430 You won't change anything about. 0:23:16.690 --> 0:23:18.109 Oh, no. 0:23:18.730 --> 0:23:22.360 I want to. Bianca not first name would be nice. 0:23:22.630 --> 0:23:23.950 You don't get it either. Get me. 0:23:24.490 --> 0:23:27.550 I've promised her that she can have her dad's name. 0:23:27.550 --> 0:23:32.890 Is the second name here. Beautiful name. He's got. And Giancarlo. 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:33.520 Oh, that's lovely. 0:23:33.730 --> 0:23:34.540 And his nickname. 0:23:38.109 --> 0:23:40.050 So at the moment, he's got his middle name. 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:44.649 So it's going to be Giancarlo and the Post. 0:23:44.950 --> 0:23:48.399 You reckon? Which. Another one in there? Yeah. Okay. Wedge 0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:50.580 another name in there. Wow. 0:23:51.420 --> 0:23:51.760 I think. 0:23:52.359 --> 0:23:54.790 I really think you should run this, both of you. 0:23:56.350 --> 0:23:58.870 I like it because I was actually going to knowing 0:23:58.869 --> 0:24:00.310 this was coming up, I was going to try and 0:24:00.310 --> 0:24:02.409 weasel out of it, but it's not as bad as 0:24:02.410 --> 0:24:06.100 I thought originally. Right. I already think middle names to 0:24:06.100 --> 0:24:08.600 Posh because I'm no middle name. And I like Jack. 0:24:08.910 --> 0:24:09.879 He don't have a middle name. 0:24:09.930 --> 0:24:11.619 No, I don't have a middle name. And it's very 0:24:11.619 --> 0:24:13.180 efficient and I've never needed it. 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:14.410 I always thought it was hitching. 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:18.369 It's not anything funny like that. It's nothing. And I 0:24:18.369 --> 0:24:20.710 want I would preferably love the baby to have no 0:24:20.710 --> 0:24:23.530 middle name. Okay. We know names don't mean anything. I 0:24:23.530 --> 0:24:25.030 can see the shock on your face. I'm like, you 0:24:25.030 --> 0:24:26.889 don't know. You don't compute what I'm saying. 0:24:26.890 --> 0:24:29.830 But it's just I mean, as a man who's married 0:24:29.830 --> 0:24:32.950 and had two children and been through the name selection process, 0:24:33.369 --> 0:24:37.560 it's like I'm watching me playing with a uranium fuel 0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:39.460 line and you think it's a glow stick. 0:24:39.940 --> 0:24:40.420 And you think. 0:24:40.990 --> 0:24:42.970 Guys, look what happens when I put it in my mouth. 0:24:43.180 --> 0:24:46.030 My cheeks glow. Isn't this a funny thing I found? 0:24:46.450 --> 0:24:48.130 You don't know what you're playing with. 0:24:48.790 --> 0:24:50.720 It's a how are they going to be used? Like it. 0:24:51.730 --> 0:24:53.320 And it'll be really shocking. 0:24:53.619 --> 0:24:55.869 I don't know why you're trying to talk him out 0:24:55.869 --> 0:24:56.619 of this. I feel like. 0:24:56.619 --> 0:24:58.920 I'm the only one here that's trying to defend this 0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:00.070 to help this child. 0:25:00.670 --> 0:25:01.270 Yeah. 0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:04.600 What happens if one day I think the bitcoin gets 0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:05.110 more covered? 0:25:05.500 --> 0:25:07.720 So I always going to try and ways will weasel 0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:12.100 out of it today with a suggestion of still trying 0:25:12.100 --> 0:25:14.199 to recover the bitcoin. I know we've tried this. I 0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:16.659 know we've tried on the on the show multiple times 0:25:16.660 --> 0:25:19.869 to recover the password. But now I've got the best 0:25:19.869 --> 0:25:21.580 laid we have ever had in the past. 0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:24.070 Do you know what I know? It's a 15 word 0:25:24.070 --> 0:25:25.120 password or something. 0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:26.520 So 20, 24. 0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:30.159 24 words is trillions of possibilities. We are getting to 0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:33.460 the stage where it might have been faster to just try. 0:25:34.450 --> 0:25:35.860 To the whole. 0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:40.510 Combinations known word. It's been going on for this long. 0:25:42.010 --> 0:25:42.459 Who have you. 0:25:42.460 --> 0:25:45.040 Got? So this guy, Joe, you can bring yourself up 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:46.990 on the zoom. Is he been listening. 0:25:46.990 --> 0:25:50.740 To all of that? The Joe. Who's this? 0:25:51.609 --> 0:25:53.679 Joe, say goodbye to the to Hamish and Andy, and 0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:55.330 then I'll explain who you are. How are you? Thanks 0:25:55.330 --> 0:25:57.520 for having me, Jack. Thanks for losing the Bitcoin so 0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:00.100 I can be on the show now. Joe Hundreds and 0:26:00.100 --> 0:26:02.680 hundreds of fans of the show over summer sent me 0:26:02.680 --> 0:26:05.530 your YouTube clip because you have put a YouTube clip 0:26:05.530 --> 0:26:09.170 up where you rescue $2 million worth of Bitcoin. 0:26:09.170 --> 0:26:10.730 I think I saw this guy show a. 0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:15.940 Bit of hardware, a USB special USB that stores cryptocurrency. 0:26:16.300 --> 0:26:19.270 I've got the exact same hardware and that's where my 0:26:19.270 --> 0:26:22.030 bitcoin is lost. So if someone is ever going to 0:26:22.030 --> 0:26:23.380 hack it, it's Joe. 0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:27.460 Joe So I still, you know, as someone that's coming 0:26:27.460 --> 0:26:30.940 late to the Bitcoin crypto party, you can store it. 0:26:31.060 --> 0:26:33.040 Some people saw on the cloud, some people just like 0:26:33.040 --> 0:26:34.989 it's on the blockchain and it's just in there. And 0:26:34.990 --> 0:26:37.150 then some people physically have it like a near like 0:26:37.150 --> 0:26:39.580 a USB. They call it a physical wallet. Is that 0:26:39.580 --> 0:26:40.060 what that is? 0:26:40.210 --> 0:26:41.710 Yeah. So there is so there's a couple of different 0:26:41.710 --> 0:26:44.590 ways that the one that the Jack had is a 0:26:44.590 --> 0:26:47.170 hardware wallet. So it basically is a piece of electronics 0:26:47.470 --> 0:26:51.070 that will store your cryptographic information. 0:26:51.490 --> 0:26:54.790 Can we so Joe, you've figured out a way to 0:26:55.630 --> 0:26:59.889 this actual specific piece of hardware. You cracked it, correct? 0:26:59.890 --> 0:27:02.770 Yeah. So this particular type and you know, there's a 0:27:02.770 --> 0:27:06.100 saying where I come from in the hacker world, you know, 0:27:06.310 --> 0:27:10.240 everything is is breakable. Nothing's 100% secure. It just depends 0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.250 on how much effort you want to put into actually 0:27:12.250 --> 0:27:15.280 breaking it. Wow. This particular hardware that that you guys 0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:19.530 have is actually not based on any sort of secure 0:27:20.170 --> 0:27:23.530 electronic system. Like it's kind of a general purpose brain 0:27:23.530 --> 0:27:26.410 like you'd have in your toaster oven or like other 0:27:26.410 --> 0:27:29.229 sorts of low end devices. And the designers did not 0:27:29.410 --> 0:27:31.990 did that on purpose. But from our perspective, there is 0:27:31.990 --> 0:27:34.720 minimal security in it. And that's what I figured out 0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:37.300 how to how to defeat with some help from prior research. 0:27:37.420 --> 0:27:39.970 So Joe, how much money if you retrieve from PayPal 0:27:39.970 --> 0:27:41.410 for for people doing this? 0:27:41.530 --> 0:27:44.170 Well so what I did this first one was $2 million. 0:27:44.380 --> 0:27:47.710 And upon doing that, some friends of mine were like, hey, 0:27:47.710 --> 0:27:50.500 we should make this into a business. So we've done 0:27:50.500 --> 0:27:52.750 a couple other projects. I mean, there are hundreds and 0:27:52.750 --> 0:27:56.260 hundreds of people that have contacted us that have lost cryptocurrency. 0:27:56.260 --> 0:27:59.230 So Jack don't feel so bad compared to some of 0:27:59.230 --> 0:28:01.540 the values that people have reached out to us about. 0:28:01.540 --> 0:28:02.230 This is like. 0:28:02.890 --> 0:28:06.220 What's the really. 0:28:06.220 --> 0:28:08.380 It's like I mean, hundreds of millions of dollars have 0:28:08.380 --> 0:28:08.800 been lost. 0:28:09.500 --> 0:28:12.129 I mean, thank you. You exist, Joe, and well done. 0:28:12.130 --> 0:28:14.260 And Bay, that you clearly seem like a very ethical 0:28:14.260 --> 0:28:16.389 guy because the temptation for me would be if someone's like, 0:28:16.390 --> 0:28:19.000 there's 2 million in there, you go in, you get it, 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:24.159 you can go, man. Sorry, I couldn't find any grand people. 0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:24.340 You know. 0:28:24.340 --> 0:28:26.710 People people wonder about that every day. And it's like, 0:28:27.130 --> 0:28:30.939 I'm public enough doing hacking. People can find where I live. 0:28:30.940 --> 0:28:33.880 I've been doing this my whole life. You know, transparency 0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:37.030 is important in this industry, right? And especially with the currency. 0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.610 So it's like, I'm not going to run off with it. 0:28:39.700 --> 0:28:42.790 If I was a teenager and it was $100 million, 0:28:42.790 --> 0:28:44.560 that might be different. But, you know, now that I 0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:47.350 have a family and it's like, where's the limit of 0:28:47.350 --> 0:28:49.570 making it worth running off with someone's money? I don't 0:28:49.570 --> 0:28:50.020 think there is. 0:28:50.410 --> 0:28:52.990 Yeah. So transparency is really your insurance here or our 0:28:52.990 --> 0:28:55.900 insurance and that's your that's why that makes us secure. 0:28:55.930 --> 0:28:58.180 So, yeah. Do you think you can get the money 0:28:58.180 --> 0:28:58.990 back for Jack White? 0:28:58.990 --> 0:29:01.270 Joe, Joe, before you answer that before you answer that, 0:29:01.270 --> 0:29:04.720 could we ask could I ask Andy if you'd rather 0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:08.050 take the big ask or would you rather have the 0:29:08.050 --> 0:29:09.450 money if it can be retrieved. 0:29:09.460 --> 0:29:12.580 Through a reverse big ask? Oh, is it basically like 0:29:12.580 --> 0:29:15.640 saying essentially if we assume both of these things are possible? 0:29:15.910 --> 0:29:18.940 Jackie is basically this is like going you can buy 0:29:18.940 --> 0:29:21.990 my son's nine for ten grand. Yeah. Yeah. Since Andy had. 0:29:22.020 --> 0:29:23.440 Joshua, I think I'll think. 0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.350 About that because what if he can get it back? 0:29:26.350 --> 0:29:28.680 If he can get it back, that's 10 to 20 grand. 0:29:28.690 --> 0:29:32.440 Maybe that goes to you and your son. You put 0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:35.950 that in a little wallet for him and but I'll 0:29:35.950 --> 0:29:38.260 take the name. But the other thing is, I don't 0:29:38.260 --> 0:29:41.920 think you could get the money back or I don't 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.420 think you do. They say the jack is. 0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:44.170 Yeah. 0:29:44.590 --> 0:29:46.270 So but that's my position on it. 0:29:46.510 --> 0:29:48.700 All right. The sad news is I did talk to 0:29:48.700 --> 0:29:52.750 Joe just before we started recording, and I've done something wrong, 0:29:52.750 --> 0:29:55.870 haven't I? I it's not able to be hacked. Is 0:29:55.870 --> 0:29:58.480 that right, Joe? This is quite a lead up for 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:02.740 such a sad response. Well, why don't you explain? Explain 0:30:02.740 --> 0:30:04.690 to me what we did, what you did, so I 0:30:04.690 --> 0:30:07.420 can at least you have some backstory to why this 0:30:07.420 --> 0:30:10.720 is possibly a problem. So the Bitcoin's on the USB, right? 0:30:11.020 --> 0:30:13.510 And you get so many attempts at the password. I 0:30:13.510 --> 0:30:16.330 was getting sick of trying the password. I thought, I'll 0:30:16.330 --> 0:30:19.840 just use the backup 24 word phrase that I write down. 0:30:19.870 --> 0:30:23.560 That's where that 24 words comes from. Wiped the whole device, 0:30:24.190 --> 0:30:27.790 ready to put the 24 words back in and jack 0:30:27.790 --> 0:30:30.910 it back up and I could. That's what I've lost. 0:30:30.910 --> 0:30:34.000 I or I don't have the right set of 24 words. 0:30:34.510 --> 0:30:38.140 So so you would say you intentionally, intentionally erased the 0:30:38.140 --> 0:30:42.460 device and tried to you reset it off? Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. 0:30:42.460 --> 0:30:43.300 So the device is. 0:30:43.310 --> 0:30:45.640 Now on say, Jack, did you you in your head, 0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:47.560 were you thinking I have the 24 words there in 0:30:47.560 --> 0:30:49.840 the other room. Yeah. I'll just go and wipe it. 0:30:49.930 --> 0:30:53.800 Did do do do do. Where were those 24 words usually. 0:30:53.850 --> 0:30:57.720 Yes. I'll throw this key. Yes. 0:30:57.820 --> 0:30:59.890 In the ocean because I've got the other key. 0:31:00.010 --> 0:31:01.709 Oh, wow. What a task. 0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:03.910 I just put these scissors from, like not shopping but 0:31:03.910 --> 0:31:06.370 can cut up caves. I'll cut up this house key 0:31:06.370 --> 0:31:08.710 because I know my other house keys in the other room. 0:31:08.980 --> 0:31:11.020 I want to say, are these scissors work essentially? 0:31:11.020 --> 0:31:13.300 Yes. And now I want Joe to somehow break a 0:31:13.300 --> 0:31:15.010 window and still get into the house. 0:31:15.040 --> 0:31:17.170 I had this a guy constraints pain. This is back. 0:31:17.170 --> 0:31:18.540 On before I him. 0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:19.690 I'm going to cut. 0:31:19.690 --> 0:31:20.320 My head off. 0:31:21.520 --> 0:31:22.500 You might have better luck. 0:31:22.930 --> 0:31:25.170 Right now in trying to get. 0:31:26.860 --> 0:31:28.180 This number is disconnected. 0:31:28.450 --> 0:31:29.260 What have I done? 0:31:30.070 --> 0:31:31.000 What have I done? 0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:33.610 So it's like you could have your piece of paper, right? 0:31:33.700 --> 0:31:36.460 And if you lose that and you lose your your hardware, 0:31:36.490 --> 0:31:38.680 of course, the thought is that you would lose only one, 0:31:38.690 --> 0:31:42.160 not both. Joe, what I. What I was hoping you'd 0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:44.980 say is, even though I've wiped the device clean, that 0:31:44.980 --> 0:31:47.500 it's still in somewhere in the memories, like wedged in 0:31:47.500 --> 0:31:50.960 a circuit somewhere. Is the information that you would extract. Well, 0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:54.910 that's the problem is so there are so there are vulnerabilities, right? 0:31:54.910 --> 0:31:56.950 Like how I had taken advantage of it to hack 0:31:57.460 --> 0:32:02.170 the device. But in the case of wiping the device completely, 0:32:02.170 --> 0:32:04.960 when you when you did that, it's completely gone. There's 0:32:04.960 --> 0:32:07.150 no way to physically hack the device to get any 0:32:07.150 --> 0:32:08.500 secrets out of it. Okay. 0:32:08.680 --> 0:32:10.540 We welcome to the world, Andy Post. 0:32:12.970 --> 0:32:15.280 First name now, Jack. He's got to give. 0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:18.370 Him an inch. He's taking you to stand up. 0:32:24.390 --> 0:32:28.610 And as we as we mentioned before, a bit of 0:32:28.620 --> 0:32:32.670 Obama having the car stolen over summer. Yeah, but fine. 0:32:32.670 --> 0:32:35.430 Got it back. And nothing was really not actually nothing 0:32:35.430 --> 0:32:38.850 was touching the car. So kind of an amazing essentially 0:32:38.850 --> 0:32:41.220 from what I can gather, this guy stole a car 0:32:41.220 --> 0:32:45.780 to drive home. Like it was just a low, high off. 0:32:45.780 --> 0:32:47.300 Theft. And by the wall, we walked. 0:32:47.660 --> 0:32:49.290 Out and he's like, Yeah, I don't know what happens 0:32:49.290 --> 0:32:50.580 when the guys come here and it's just like, I 0:32:50.580 --> 0:32:52.680 can't feel you. Like what? I mean, that's it. Can't 0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:55.440 be worth it for whatever the ramifications are. Here's the thing. 0:32:55.440 --> 0:32:59.850 The nothing was touched in the car except on. I 0:32:59.850 --> 0:33:04.680 have loved using the car theft because this happened just 0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:10.050 before Christmas. I've used it several times over summer as 0:33:10.050 --> 0:33:12.720 a bit of a sneaky trick where I was like, Hey, 0:33:13.290 --> 0:33:14.460 do you have the receipt. 0:33:15.020 --> 0:33:15.930 Think you bought? 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:20.520 And I've lost something. And I like, I think a 0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:22.590 buddy guy. I think it was in the car. I 0:33:25.500 --> 0:33:27.230 think I think it was in the bag the guy 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:29.010 took from the car because I've invented this bag. 0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:31.380 Everything you've ever needed in it. 0:33:32.850 --> 0:33:33.330 And so it's a. 0:33:33.330 --> 0:33:36.090 Bit of like, Where's Rudy's water bottle? And I'm like, 0:33:36.300 --> 0:33:37.410 That's the one I left at the park. 0:33:37.410 --> 0:33:38.240 My car. 0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:41.340 Because in that body bag, I think it was in 0:33:41.340 --> 0:33:44.219 the car bag. In the bag, because the sedan has 0:33:44.220 --> 0:33:45.870 been a trick that probably used three or four times. 0:33:45.870 --> 0:33:46.380 And how long. 0:33:46.380 --> 0:33:48.390 Do you have? You've got of car bag. 0:33:48.390 --> 0:33:51.000 For the bag stuff. It's getting harder and harder because 0:33:51.000 --> 0:33:53.610 it was months ago now. And so it's got to 0:33:53.610 --> 0:33:54.360 be something that you. 0:33:54.420 --> 0:33:55.620 Wouldn't think. 0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:56.620 Switching to make. 0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.000 Would you wouldn't have needed for the last few months. Yeah. 0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:00.570 So if it's. 0:34:00.900 --> 0:34:02.880 In the bag where we're getting bigger and bigger, like 0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.240 a suitcase and then. 0:34:04.560 --> 0:34:06.959 Yeah. Where is the red suitcase. I think it was 0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:11.370 in the bag. I think it was in the bag. 0:34:11.430 --> 0:34:14.490 So the bag. I've loved the bag. The bags made 0:34:14.489 --> 0:34:16.799 a magic invention. Great. Here's another. Great. Can I give 0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:19.020 you another great trick I use the other night just 0:34:19.020 --> 0:34:20.969 following the top of your glove. It. I guess this 0:34:20.969 --> 0:34:22.620 is just me just doing an audit of some of 0:34:22.620 --> 0:34:25.610 my favorite tricks in the summer. We love a good 0:34:25.610 --> 0:34:28.910 not lying. You and I. And now people listen to 0:34:28.910 --> 0:34:30.379 the show for a long time and know they're not lying. 0:34:30.410 --> 0:34:34.670 Game is where you you essentially saying that saying what 0:34:34.670 --> 0:34:38.120 you feel like the common example uses. If you go 0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:39.980 to a restaurant, someone sends you a dish and it 0:34:39.980 --> 0:34:43.009 was disgusting. How do you say it was disgusting? Whilst 0:34:43.010 --> 0:34:44.870 it's sounding like it wasn't so just like what did 0:34:44.870 --> 0:34:47.390 you think of the curry? I'll tell you what. When 0:34:47.390 --> 0:34:50.630 I came here tonight, I wasn't expecting that. That's good, 0:34:50.630 --> 0:34:51.800 you know. Oh, terrible. 0:34:52.340 --> 0:34:53.990 Who doesn't love a good curry? 0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:55.120 You know? 0:34:55.610 --> 0:34:58.910 And I'm not referring to this one. We love the 0:34:58.910 --> 0:35:01.759 not lying game. And I had a great one. I 0:35:01.820 --> 0:35:05.569 just pray, you know, during some I just got bored 0:35:05.570 --> 0:35:09.560 and decided to do it just by some impulse purchasing. 0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:11.270 Got the better of me. It was late at night. 0:35:11.270 --> 0:35:13.550 This is when the demons snake into my brain and 0:35:13.550 --> 0:35:17.290 I bought three pairs of sneakers. There was a sale 0:35:17.690 --> 0:35:18.920 and it was having a sale. And I thought, You 0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.290 know what? I'm throwing out all my old shoes to 0:35:21.290 --> 0:35:24.800 charity and I'm refreshing and refreshing. 2020 new is going 0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:27.050 to be the year of new sneakers. Well, you're allowed 0:35:27.050 --> 0:35:31.280 to have shoes. I know. It wasn't even until it was. 0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:35.109 It was an irresponsible amount of shoes to buy. 0:35:35.150 --> 0:35:36.700 Can you find a price? 0:35:36.710 --> 0:35:38.300 I know what size I am. Yeah, I know I'm 0:35:38.300 --> 0:35:38.719 a 12. 0:35:38.930 --> 0:35:41.299 I never buy anything online, but if I come across 0:35:41.300 --> 0:35:43.489 something I like, like a shirt or something, I'm like, 0:35:43.850 --> 0:35:44.569 give me heaps of them. 0:35:44.570 --> 0:35:47.390 Get five, get five. Yeah. So I know shoes are 0:35:47.390 --> 0:35:50.780 the best because you get them, you know, your size, 0:35:50.780 --> 0:35:52.370 you can't really get a shoe wrong once you know 0:35:52.370 --> 0:35:54.770 your size. But I also know that is a lot 0:35:54.770 --> 0:35:56.900 to buy at once and so does have a slight 0:35:56.900 --> 0:36:00.730 issue with me. I've just got a few too many shoes. Yeah. 0:36:00.770 --> 0:36:03.320 It's just because we all again, like, moved into the 0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:06.350 new place. There's a bit of a fight over wardrobe space. Yeah. 0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:10.760 She doesn't. And she has a point. She's like, she 0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:14.810 real estate is for me, not you. US. Because you can. 0:36:14.930 --> 0:36:17.899 You could use 1/10 of the shoes you have. 0:36:17.930 --> 0:36:18.140 Yes. 0:36:18.739 --> 0:36:20.420 So I knew in the box from out of the house, 0:36:20.450 --> 0:36:22.590 turned up in the house, there would be questions asked. 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.460 Turns out the other day this box turns up and 0:36:25.460 --> 0:36:27.770 I didn't really get to intercept it. So you take 0:36:27.770 --> 0:36:30.170 it in from outside, just like, what's all this? She goes, 0:36:30.170 --> 0:36:33.230 What's this from an address? It's like, I wonder if 0:36:33.230 --> 0:36:35.060 I can get out of this with a nut lying here. 0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:39.210 And I go, Oh, yeah, I just. I did it. 0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:41.150 I just do the thing without vest. And they sent 0:36:41.150 --> 0:36:51.469 me shoes, and I didn't. I didn't. Yeah. So this 0:36:51.739 --> 0:36:52.969 is what thing. 0:36:53.540 --> 0:36:53.930 I keep. 0:36:53.930 --> 0:36:57.739 Going. I haven't heard about this. Like some. Like what? 0:36:57.800 --> 0:37:00.319 I didn't actually go. I was just an online thing. Like, just. 0:37:01.060 --> 0:37:02.930 You. You wouldn't have. 0:37:03.380 --> 0:37:05.660 You wouldn't have. Even if saying it was just an 0:37:05.660 --> 0:37:10.390 online thing, like for free shoes. I was like, well, no. 0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:11.780 And then was like, like, I've got to go a 0:37:11.780 --> 0:37:13.790 bit on the offensive. So I go when I'm not 0:37:13.790 --> 0:37:15.890 just doing it for any shoes, it was only because 0:37:15.890 --> 0:37:18.739 it was the shoes on. Liked that. Then I agreed 0:37:18.739 --> 0:37:20.779 to do this. Like, that's actually the shoes I like. 0:37:20.780 --> 0:37:21.469 So I was like, All right. 0:37:21.750 --> 0:37:23.780 You could have gone. It's not public either. It's just 0:37:23.780 --> 0:37:24.529 between me and the couple. 0:37:24.680 --> 0:37:24.980 Yeah. 0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:27.640 So I tried to make it sound like I'm like, 0:37:27.650 --> 0:37:28.790 you know, like they just said, I'll give you. I'll 0:37:28.790 --> 0:37:30.759 give you any I'll choose. Like, once I saw was 0:37:30.770 --> 0:37:33.230 the shoes I really want. Yeah, that's why I agreed 0:37:33.230 --> 0:37:36.890 to do this thing. So I said, yep. I was like, 0:37:37.190 --> 0:37:41.160 All right, then, whatever. But. Yeah. We had one. 0:37:42.870 --> 0:37:44.750 Thankfully, he said. But yeah, it's, it's just, it's. 0:37:44.790 --> 0:37:47.220 Just a little thing I'm doing with this golf club, like, 0:37:47.489 --> 0:37:49.410 and then I in exchange, I get a round of 0:37:49.410 --> 0:37:54.840 golf through payment. What's the thing you doing? I'm giving 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:55.290 the money. 0:38:01.340 --> 0:38:06.299 We are all wearing crowns now. Actually, Hamish isn't. 0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:08.810 But time. I didn't bring a crown and I forgot 0:38:08.810 --> 0:38:11.150 to bring a crown in because we're doing the three 0:38:11.150 --> 0:38:14.569 wise man gift giving ceremony. Because, Jack, any moment now, 0:38:14.570 --> 0:38:16.910 you're about to become a father. We know it's a 0:38:16.910 --> 0:38:19.399 young boy and we thought, hang on a second. 0:38:19.640 --> 0:38:20.840 The youngest tending. 0:38:21.350 --> 0:38:26.030 The youngest a boy can be. Yeah, a very young boy, 0:38:26.510 --> 0:38:31.190 brand new boy, baby, human boy coming out. And we thought, 0:38:31.580 --> 0:38:33.170 wouldn't it be nice we set this challenge to the 0:38:33.170 --> 0:38:35.420 end of last year. We come back knowing that we're 0:38:35.420 --> 0:38:38.270 doing the first podcast back, like, you know, days before 0:38:38.270 --> 0:38:40.430 the due date for your son. We come back and 0:38:40.430 --> 0:38:43.100 we do the Three Wise Men Giving Challenge, which is 0:38:43.100 --> 0:38:47.120 where we each bring a gift myself, Andy and of 0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:49.700 course podcast. Mike Being three wise men bringing it to you. 0:38:49.700 --> 0:38:52.629 Joseph For you, baby Jesus Jesus Andy posting. 0:38:54.170 --> 0:38:58.940 This is right him. Obviously we hope all three of 0:38:58.940 --> 0:39:00.259 us hope to get the best gift. 0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.080 But we had to make the gift. That was the 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:04.670 that was the condition. 0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:06.259 I didn't think we had to make it, did we? 0:39:06.290 --> 0:39:08.360 Oh, here we go. Yeah. 0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:10.879 That was the whole thing. We're making you a gift. 0:39:10.890 --> 0:39:11.780 I'm making it. 0:39:11.780 --> 0:39:13.190 I'm making. I've made it. I'm going to. 0:39:13.270 --> 0:39:13.660 Make back. 0:39:14.710 --> 0:39:16.190 Real close to the barcode. 0:39:17.270 --> 0:39:17.630 Oops. 0:39:17.630 --> 0:39:19.910 I'm sorry. I didn't. I didn't bring my crown, but 0:39:19.910 --> 0:39:22.430 I have a King William Chocolate Boost. 0:39:23.210 --> 0:39:25.670 It's great. It's amazing. Yeah, it. 0:39:25.670 --> 0:39:27.960 Was the closest I could get at short notice. 0:39:27.980 --> 0:39:29.960 All right, hit the. Hit the music, Jack. It was 0:39:29.960 --> 0:39:32.530 the last. He's lost his crown. Daddy's back. 0:39:32.830 --> 0:39:34.150 I spilled a lot. 0:39:34.760 --> 0:39:36.799 Okay, we've got to make. We had to make the gift. 0:39:37.130 --> 0:39:38.960 Jack, do you remember it being make the gift? That 0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:39.220 was it. 0:39:39.250 --> 0:39:41.839 I thought it was tough to make it. Yeah, just 0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:43.700 so I didn't get regifted something that Andy got for 0:39:43.700 --> 0:39:44.570 Christmas and didn't want. 0:39:44.930 --> 0:39:47.510 Yeah, right. Sorry. It was the last day. It was 0:39:47.510 --> 0:39:50.180 last show of the year. That's okay. 0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:54.080 Yeah. I mean, I said the challenging because I think 0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:55.730 I had it in my head like, okay, I've got 0:39:55.730 --> 0:39:57.380 an idea of what I'm going to make. And maybe 0:39:57.380 --> 0:39:59.180 that was that's why I remember it that way. But 0:39:59.780 --> 0:40:00.980 I mean, how do we want to do this? 0:40:01.820 --> 0:40:03.920 Well, I mean, why is that? I first I haven't 0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:12.050 made anything right, but I have commissioned Jack, a portrait, painting, 0:40:12.050 --> 0:40:15.560 portrait of the three of you. When you come out, 0:40:15.590 --> 0:40:17.150 you have to go sit there for 3 hours. 0:40:18.230 --> 0:40:19.430 Why can't I just use a photo? 0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:22.610 Well, it's just nicer if you're there in person is bespoke, 0:40:22.910 --> 0:40:25.580 otherwise you just maybe keep up a photo. I want to. 0:40:25.580 --> 0:40:26.960 I want this to be unique. 0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:29.420 Jack, because some of the Teddy babies themselves. Can I 0:40:29.420 --> 0:40:31.520 just tell you, when you have a newborn, that will 0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:32.959 be fine. They'll say they have 3 hours. 0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:33.500 No worries. 0:40:34.130 --> 0:40:36.000 There should be no problems with this show. 0:40:36.090 --> 0:40:38.060 Bianca and I will have the energy to take 3 0:40:38.060 --> 0:40:40.040 hours out of our day. And one of the. 0:40:40.310 --> 0:40:43.400 Most common conversations you'll have as you parents is what 0:40:43.400 --> 0:40:45.230 can we do today? We have to fill the day. 0:40:45.230 --> 0:40:47.840 We are so bored, we need to fill 3 hours. 0:40:48.140 --> 0:40:50.900 So. But now that we have to make it, I'll. 0:40:51.050 --> 0:40:51.910 I'll happily do. 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:56.779 It. Yeah, that's so beautiful. 0:40:56.780 --> 0:40:57.140 Yeah. 0:40:57.680 --> 0:40:58.520 That's beautiful. 0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.110 We'll sit for you for an. 0:41:00.180 --> 0:41:00.410 Hour. 0:41:01.250 --> 0:41:05.239 To see that came out. Okay. That's. That's lovely. My cabbage. 0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:05.930 You go. You get. 0:41:05.930 --> 0:41:07.830 It? Now I have with a newborn going. 0:41:07.850 --> 0:41:08.479 You should sleep. 0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:09.050 For hours. 0:41:09.090 --> 0:41:12.410 It's sleeping. Yeah. I mean, you might. You might get bored, 0:41:12.410 --> 0:41:12.950 but you will. 0:41:12.950 --> 0:41:15.590 You come to our house and chill, right? I'll actually 0:41:15.590 --> 0:41:16.879 look forward to that. That's a great gift. 0:41:16.880 --> 0:41:18.440 Thank you. Thank you for your generosity. 0:41:18.860 --> 0:41:22.460 I've kind of gone a different route on this. I 0:41:22.460 --> 0:41:25.190 also don't remember that you had to make something of yourself. 0:41:25.190 --> 0:41:25.460 But. 0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:29.810 I called one of my friends yesterday to discuss and 0:41:29.810 --> 0:41:31.220 I had an idea and I said, Don't you have 0:41:31.219 --> 0:41:32.239 to make it yourself? 0:41:32.540 --> 0:41:33.739 So they did remember. They knew. 0:41:33.739 --> 0:41:36.589 I remembered. I just couldn't remember. So I had to 0:41:36.590 --> 0:41:38.960 change my idea at the last minute. So what I've 0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:41.660 actually done is I needed to come up with something 0:41:41.660 --> 0:41:45.260 that would increase in value as time goes on to 0:41:45.260 --> 0:41:47.719 give to your son, so that as he grows up, 0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:50.540 he ends up with an asset. So what I'm actually 0:41:50.540 --> 0:41:56.630 going to do is I'm officially launching an exclusive official, 0:41:56.630 --> 0:41:58.790 Hamish and Andy merchandise piece. 0:41:58.940 --> 0:42:00.319 You know, it's the hair. 0:42:01.070 --> 0:42:02.020 It's the hanging on. 0:42:02.390 --> 0:42:05.960 You continue your mission, Andy. Have a great life certificate. 0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.899 The perfect gift for a newborn baby. 0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:10.009 This is great, Mark. 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:14.540 And there are only ten of these in existence. Listeners, 0:42:14.540 --> 0:42:17.509 if you're expecting a child, if you've recently had a 0:42:17.510 --> 0:42:20.989 child be one of the nine other people Jack obviously 0:42:20.989 --> 0:42:24.140 gets the first one will be one of the nine 0:42:24.140 --> 0:42:27.380 other people in the universe to have one of your mission. 0:42:27.380 --> 0:42:30.390 Andy's official have a great life certificates. 0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:31.910 This is like a sheet of tape. 0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:35.400 It's a certificate. Yes. 0:42:36.590 --> 0:42:38.930 It says great life from all of us here at 0:42:38.930 --> 0:42:40.580 Hamish and Andy. You give it to your kid as 0:42:40.580 --> 0:42:42.130 soon as they're born, you will love it. 0:42:42.500 --> 0:42:45.620 And not a moment later. As soon as they get 0:42:45.620 --> 0:42:48.000 that should be as the hand is reaching for food 0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:49.490 to give them the certificate. I actually. 0:42:49.489 --> 0:42:52.790 Think it's more valuable than most any face and you can. 0:42:52.790 --> 0:42:53.060 Use. 0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:57.030 The placemat and the ink in it is well laminated. 0:42:57.120 --> 0:42:57.700 That is nice. 0:42:57.860 --> 0:43:00.780 Email the show the first nine people to. I will 0:43:00.780 --> 0:43:02.210 be the lucky nine people. 0:43:02.290 --> 0:43:03.240 Do you have to have a kid? 0:43:03.690 --> 0:43:05.520 Well, if someone's having a kid and you want to 0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:07.290 give it to them, whatever you want to do, it's 0:43:07.290 --> 0:43:08.250 your asset. Do what? 0:43:09.030 --> 0:43:10.540 Do people have to buy it or. 0:43:10.590 --> 0:43:13.200 Know it's a for free? And then how does one 0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:14.520 get just decides? Okay. 0:43:14.730 --> 0:43:16.770 And it consumes. Because then what I. 0:43:16.770 --> 0:43:17.430 Thought is. 0:43:17.460 --> 0:43:21.799 Why ten? I mean, it's immediately different. Yeah. I mean, like. 0:43:22.170 --> 0:43:23.220 Save yourself the hassle. 0:43:23.660 --> 0:43:23.730 Right. 0:43:23.770 --> 0:43:26.850 But Jack would get rid of it. But what I've realized. 0:43:26.850 --> 0:43:29.569 Oh, people still in this city can it? 0:43:29.870 --> 0:43:33.360 Here's the thing, Jacoby. Manipulating the secondary market. The minute 0:43:33.370 --> 0:43:34.500 we hang up the headphones. 0:43:34.500 --> 0:43:38.280 People aren't stopping having babies. But there will only ever 0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:39.360 be ten of these. 0:43:39.450 --> 0:43:42.480 Yeah, that's like what your grandpa said to invest in 0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:44.340 placemats and certificates. And I'm making. 0:43:44.340 --> 0:43:44.730 More of a. 0:43:45.330 --> 0:43:46.200 Ride into the show. 0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:47.910 They're not making any more. 0:43:47.910 --> 0:43:50.040 Of an impression. And you will be signing all of them. 0:43:50.390 --> 0:43:50.850 Okay. 0:43:51.570 --> 0:43:52.440 You've gone mad. 0:43:53.280 --> 0:43:56.430 Like, how much? Oh, this is a lovely gift, even 0:43:56.430 --> 0:44:00.270 though the Photoshop skills are really rudimentary. How much can 0:44:00.270 --> 0:44:02.939 I expect when you say 21 to resell this for? 0:44:02.969 --> 0:44:06.150 I reckon by the time he's 21, he could sell 0:44:06.150 --> 0:44:09.870 it to a fan of the show for like $400,000. 0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:12.390 Remember, that's in 2050 $3. 0:44:12.390 --> 0:44:13.919 So still a fair bid. 0:44:13.950 --> 0:44:16.680 On a 2040 $3. So, you know. Well, we might 0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:18.250 be all using water credits, by the way. 0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:18.810 Yeah. 0:44:20.250 --> 0:44:22.380 Well, okay. Follow that market closely. 0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:26.330 Jack, right into the show. 0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:30.390 Jack, you. I mean, what to get your special boy 0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:33.620 was going through my head. Got to be something you quickly. 0:44:33.630 --> 0:44:34.680 What were you going to buy, Jack? 0:44:35.380 --> 0:44:40.440 I bought him a frankincense, deodorant and a toothpaste. As in, 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:41.310 the three wise men. 0:44:42.000 --> 0:44:47.219 Show the two things that aren't gold. Yeah. I didn't 0:44:47.219 --> 0:44:48.900 want to get him and say what you've done. 0:44:49.650 --> 0:44:50.850 What are you doing with those now? 0:44:51.030 --> 0:44:52.290 They're in my bag if you want to. 0:44:52.750 --> 0:44:52.950 Right? 0:44:54.000 --> 0:44:56.279 I mean, you didn't hear in the manger. Yeah. We 0:44:56.280 --> 0:44:58.860 also got you like an amethyst crystal. Like if he 0:44:58.860 --> 0:44:59.910 wanted it in our bag. 0:45:00.090 --> 0:45:03.660 No doubt Mary left the frankincense in the bar, and 0:45:03.660 --> 0:45:05.370 she goes, Yeah, I love this. 0:45:05.370 --> 0:45:07.919 Great. Oh, that's great. That's what baby doesn't love our 0:45:07.920 --> 0:45:14.670 heavy incense gaffer. Jack, your special boy is on his 0:45:14.670 --> 0:45:18.500 way any minute now, you and I, you know us three. 0:45:18.510 --> 0:45:20.520 We have a great bond, but you and I have 0:45:20.520 --> 0:45:22.410 a separate bond as bad boys. 0:45:22.860 --> 0:45:23.279 We do. 0:45:24.300 --> 0:45:28.350 It's not an alliance. It's an agreement, but it's a 0:45:28.350 --> 0:45:31.230 strong agreement. And the bad boys have been through a lot. 0:45:31.950 --> 0:45:35.160 So when I heard we were getting a new boy, 0:45:35.730 --> 0:45:39.029 the lineage continuing of B boys who your son will 0:45:39.030 --> 0:45:41.310 one day grow up to grow a luscious beard and 0:45:41.310 --> 0:45:44.670 join the ranks of bad boys. I thought, What can 0:45:44.670 --> 0:45:47.430 I make this boy? Rather than everyone's going to be 0:45:47.430 --> 0:45:50.910 knitting you booties and knitting you scarves and beanies and things? 0:45:51.630 --> 0:45:54.720 I learnt how to knit over the summer. I my 0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:57.870 mum helped me and I learn online and I've knitted 0:45:57.870 --> 0:46:05.669 your baby a beard. It's not perfect, but what it is, 0:46:06.000 --> 0:46:07.500 it's white. I only had white. 0:46:07.500 --> 0:46:11.100 Wool boys are you why? There is like a baby Santa? 0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:14.430 I am actually not happy with this one. I mean 0:46:14.430 --> 0:46:16.860 to redo it in brown because the edges are a 0:46:16.860 --> 0:46:19.830 bit frayed and it's coming apart a bit. But that's 0:46:19.830 --> 0:46:21.719 so it's this is not the finished product. 0:46:21.719 --> 0:46:23.910 Is there any evidence of you actually making it? 0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:25.259 What do you mean. 0:46:26.550 --> 0:46:28.469 When you say you make cakes but you guys get 0:46:28.469 --> 0:46:30.810 cakes delivered and you assemble them? Is there any evidence 0:46:30.810 --> 0:46:32.010 that you actually. 0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:33.630 I can show you the receipts for the. 0:46:33.630 --> 0:46:34.419 Wall to me. 0:46:34.710 --> 0:46:38.100 Not just any video footage of you. Just do this, 0:46:38.100 --> 0:46:40.710 do the nails are there, just this? Do our line 0:46:40.710 --> 0:46:41.110 for us now. 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:42.120 What's finished? It's finished. 0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:43.739 Off. No, it's not. The needles are still into it. 0:46:43.739 --> 0:46:45.750 So do you know what? That's. That's they're out there. 0:46:46.900 --> 0:46:47.190 Just. 0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:56.489 Like the same shop. And, you know, I think that's 0:46:56.610 --> 0:47:00.690 good in know the wool is genuine wool is coming 0:47:00.690 --> 0:47:06.540 off here guys. Wall to wall Jack. Mm. The. 0:47:06.870 --> 0:47:10.580 The thought is what counts and I genuinely. 0:47:11.610 --> 0:47:13.009 I got to Jack. 0:47:13.770 --> 0:47:17.339 He's what I promised you. Within the next two weeks, 0:47:17.340 --> 0:47:20.130 I'll have a beard knitted for your baby. I will 0:47:20.140 --> 0:47:22.710 need him a proper beard, will you need it? I 0:47:22.710 --> 0:47:23.609 will need it because I. 0:47:23.610 --> 0:47:24.660 Don't need it. I'm not painting. 0:47:25.500 --> 0:47:27.360 I will need a jack. I'm going to need your 0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:29.399 baby a beard. So he's a beard boy. Right. 0:47:29.670 --> 0:47:31.170 And is it going to be more beard like. Yes, 0:47:31.170 --> 0:47:32.040 is a bit square. 0:47:32.190 --> 0:47:34.110 Okay. Just listen, mate. 0:47:36.210 --> 0:47:37.859 The prototype doesn't look that much. 0:47:37.860 --> 0:47:38.670 Like a bit of worry. 0:47:38.700 --> 0:47:41.940 Full disclosure, I had planned to have the beard ready 0:47:41.940 --> 0:47:44.669 today for the big reveal all summer long. I just 0:47:44.670 --> 0:47:46.380 knew I was going to get round to learning how 0:47:46.380 --> 0:47:48.989 to meet. Yes, I only started a few days ago. 0:47:49.020 --> 0:47:51.870 It's not easy here. It's quite difficult to knit. I 0:47:51.870 --> 0:47:54.300 can near the strip but I know I can make 0:47:54.300 --> 0:47:56.910 it into a beard shape. I just need a few 0:47:56.910 --> 0:47:57.339 more days. 0:47:57.390 --> 0:47:59.340 What you do you in? Just bought a scarf and 0:47:59.340 --> 0:48:02.730 cut it up. I bought a cardigan. Cut it up. Yeah. 0:48:03.150 --> 0:48:04.770 I was hoping to get away with it. But you 0:48:04.770 --> 0:48:08.220 spotted the chopsticks because I actually didn't. I went to 0:48:08.219 --> 0:48:10.140 the food court downstairs, and there's one of the shops 0:48:10.140 --> 0:48:12.810 next down at the food court. And then I stole 0:48:12.810 --> 0:48:18.060 the chopsticks. Jack, this is evidence of my intent to 0:48:18.060 --> 0:48:20.460 meet your baby. I wish I had a brown cardigan, 0:48:20.460 --> 0:48:22.440 and I wouldn't have had to answer all the questions 0:48:22.440 --> 0:48:23.489 about Lost Boys. 0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:24.880 Two weeks. 0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:26.339 So two. 0:48:26.340 --> 0:48:26.970 Weeks. 0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:30.960 You're getting a baby and admitting your baby, and Jackie's 0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:32.709 going to be a big boy. What do you think about. 0:48:32.750 --> 0:48:34.640 I love it. Thank you. I'm looking forward to it. 0:48:34.650 --> 0:48:39.330 Two weeks ago. So long time. No one believes this time. Lord, 0:48:39.330 --> 0:48:40.259 you're like a baby. 0:48:41.650 --> 0:48:42.330 I. 0:48:42.730 --> 0:48:44.700 I know the supply issues. 0:48:46.350 --> 0:48:48.150 All the best, Jacko, this week, but it's. 0:48:48.150 --> 0:48:49.739 Going to be great. Tell him about the beard. It's 0:48:49.739 --> 0:48:51.360 going to be with him soon. And then you can 0:48:51.360 --> 0:48:52.290 paint him with the beard on. 0:48:53.310 --> 0:48:54.630 Don't forget your certificates. 0:48:55.050 --> 0:48:55.800 Once we got that. 0:48:57.540 --> 0:48:58.260 Andy, don't come. 0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:04.649 Thanks for listening to Hamish and Andy. Podcast will return 0:49:04.650 --> 0:49:08.310 next week. Catch up or contribute. But hey mission. Andy become. 0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:13.240 Listen to.