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S1: Ahoy to you for 2022.

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S2: Hamish Blake.

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S2: A joy to you, Jacko. Joy, guys, lovely.

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S3: And where's our whistle tax and we doing that and

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S3: it's still where you I'm the re gunner and Jack's

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S3: rota mechanic. I think we have to guess what vessel

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S4: I'll do it for next week then. I just.

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S3: to lifeguard? Yeah. Working reception.

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S2: Pool could be a beach. No reception at the beach. Yeah,

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S1: Jack, if you've got a very high flying solo. Got

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S4: Also, ahoy to Sean Ham, who used the High Machete

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S3: Very, very nice to for Summer.

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S1: Ahoy, Hamish, Andy and number six, Sean here from Utah, USA,

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S1: just checking in to self-report, losing touch with the common man.

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S1: Our goal is to actually have more kids than Andy

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S3: As we as we've always said.

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S3: Break. Well we didn't have much time but as we,

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S2: Jack. Yes, as you know, my wife and I are

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S3: So I don't know what the learning is because actually

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S3: Wow. From memory. Time of your.

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S4: Life. I think he went with American idiot.

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S1: American idiot. Know what I.

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S3: Know. You've got to be coming.

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S2: Is coming.

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S3: Broadcast my if it's American. Idiot. How tough. I know. Unorganized.

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S1: What is it? American idiot turned out.

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S4: So, Mike.

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S5: Yes? Hello.

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S4: First of all, first of all, am I right in

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S4: saying it was American? Because Amy is just suggesting that

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S4: can't be the song?

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S5: It was actually it was from the album American Idiot.

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S5: The song is called Give Me No Vacation. It's a

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S5: bit more of a slow song.

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S3: Right? More of an album track.

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S5: Yeah, it's definitely a B-side.

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S4: Okay.

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S3: This was for the school choir, where you eventually obviously

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S3: successfully achieved a half scholarship.

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S5: This was actually for the vocal ensemble, which was an

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S5: audition in year 11 and 12.

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S4: So you're already on a scholarship.

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S3: You're on a vocal scholarship, and they made you audition

255
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S3: and see if it's a good idea. That's like making

256
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S3: Brad Pitt audition for a movie. Hi.

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S1: I'm BP. Hey, tell it to me.

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S2: So they've already.

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S4: Recognized.

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S2: You. Listen to your school fees by half based on

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S2: your vocal prowess, and then they make.

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S4: You audition for the vocal ensemble.

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S5: There were other boys at the school who were good

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S5: singers but didn't have scholarships, so they had a right

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S5: to audition to be in the voting.

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S4: People know you're on.

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S3: A school is a reality. There is a reality show

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S3: in these functional choirboys.

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S4: So when you walked into your audition. Yeah. Are you, like, thinking,

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S4: this is just, you know, guys, I.

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S3: Get paid for this.

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S1: Shit? Hey.

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S3: Mrs. Andreasen on the organ. Hit it.

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S1: I want to be a jerk.

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S5: And I was pretty sure I'd get it. Yeah, I

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S5: think it was a melody.

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S4: They couldn't not put you in either. I'm not saying

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S4: you didn't. I'm not saying you don't deserve the spot.

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S4: I'm like, I'm a little bit because it was drafted.

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S4: You have to play. You can't play. You're on the

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S4: list clogging up.

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S3: You have used the salary cap.

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S1: On you have to play.

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S4: What a terrible look for the scholarship system if you don't,

285
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S4: you know, if you don't get it.

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S1: Also, Mike, my name.

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S3: Well, yeah. Maybe ask. Yeah. Where did you get the scholarship.

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S5: I was in grade five five.

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S3: Receiving three B, B.

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S4: B, C and and then they still kept the scholarship

291
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S4: all the way to year 12. Yeah, but your singing

292
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S4: would have been nicer, younger out of me.

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S5: I imagine some might say that.

294
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S1: Yeah, I like the good. You know.

295
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S5: Some people appreciate my current voice.

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S3: But you say you had an angelic soprano voice? Yeah, yeah.

297
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S3: As a boy. And then obviously puberty wreaks its wicked

298
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S3: ways with the male body and all sorts of squeaking

299
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S3: and stuff happens. And did you take time out of

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S3: the singing game during the transition?

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S5: No, I sung every every choir at the school.

302
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S4: Did anyone ever lose their scholarship? Go through people?

303
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S5: Many people lost it.

304
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S3: Why did they what was there what was the review

305
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S3: process like?

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S1: Weekly, you.

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S5: Know, I semester early like re auditions basically. So you'd

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S5: go into a room and the choir conductor would basically

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S5: play you chords and you'd have to like sing the

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S5: three notes in the chord just by hearing the chord

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S5: and just seeing and sight read music and stuff like that.

312
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S5: And it was really intimidating. Like, See you in this.

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S3: Class easily because.

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S1: I've seen you do Aaron's TV stuff and I had

315
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S1: to tell.

316
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S3: My dad. Yeah.

317
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S4: So it was actually be campy.

318
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S3: And I thought it was sharp D Sharp a.

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S4: Flat. So what was is so is this American idiot?

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S4: It was an American shame. Okay, give me no account.

321
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S4: Was that.

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S3: Edgy? Edgy songs. Hey.

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S4: Was that off? Was that your go to.

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S5: No, I just didn't know what song to audition. I

325
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S5: didn't know that many songs.

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S4: If you if you you don't know any song you're

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S4: going to see. Even if you had to audition for

328
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S4: The Voice. Now, what song? Anything.

329
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S5: Oh, Bridge Over Troubled Water. Mm hmm. You know, original version.

330
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S3: Or, like, you know, would you jazz it up a bit?

331
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S3: Because it's Simon Garfunkel originally, isn't it?

332
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S5: Yeah, it's Simon.

333
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S3: It wasn't just Art Garfunkel singing that.

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S5: I'm not actually sure.

335
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S3: Or just it's one of the rare songs where Garfunkel

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S3: is allowed to shine.

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S4: Okay. And would you do the instrumental?

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S5: Actually, you know, I think I'd do Sunday morning by

339
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S5: Maroon five. That's a good song. I think I'd do that.

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S5: I just thought about it.

341
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S1: Well, thank you.

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S4: Mike. Thank you.

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S3: I was imagining that you're out on the stage going

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S3: when you're.

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S1: We feel.

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S3: Sorry.

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S1: Actually, sorry. Oh, that's why they.

348
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S3: Give us Sunday morning by Maroon five. My quick take

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S3: us out.

350
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S5: Sunday morning rain is falling.

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S3: No chance.

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S1: Right.

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S4: We actually get a house for UVA scholarship money back

354
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S4: from school. I ask you this. Given college life.

355
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S3: Might ask you back, PIO, if you think that's.

356
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S1: Just.

357
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S4: I'm. You may love my UFC.

358
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,750
S3: You really do. And. You know, I didn't know Friday

359
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,400
S3: night goes by where you're not paper viewing.

360
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S4: Animals screaming white rhino white.

361
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S1: And head off for.

362
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S4: Whatever it might be. I'm up to date for it.

363
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:17,970
S4: Not true, but I do love watching the Fox Sports

364
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:21,480
S4: News and occasionally there's some big fight going on.

365
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,910
S3: But I have never said I mean, I've been known

366
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S3: to watch you you say fighting, but I don't I'm

367
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S3: not mad crazy fan enough of across a few.

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S4: I saw an interview with a over the break with a, uh,

369
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S4: a UFC fighter from New Zealand. I might get his

370
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S4: name incorrect, but Israel Adesanya. I think his name might

371
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S4: be quite big at the moment. What?

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S3: What what category? What class? What white division. Naughty. If

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S3: you have to guess of his body.

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S4: Oh, Farah. Well, you're right.

375
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S3: Okay.

376
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,540
S2: He fought. I know he fought. Bobby Knuckles.

377
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S1: Tommy Pizza.

378
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S2: Let's see. That's Australia's best UFC fight. Oh, is it?

379
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,720
S3: I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to kill you. Akani

380
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,070
S3: didn't sound like Simon over to the second time.

381
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S1: Anybody call me Knuckles acknowledge that.

382
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S3: I don't want another Andy McInnes situation.

383
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S1: Yeah, yeah.

384
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S2: So I think they're in whatever the primo class is.

385
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S4: What's up? I know what you mean. Primo class.

386
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S2: I don't know. What if it's everyone's favorite, but they.

387
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,970
S3: Depends on who their favorite fighter.

388
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S2: Is. Well, I was going to say heavyweight, but I

389
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S2: don't think the heavyweight definitely is.

390
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S4: He's thin. He's like an old jack Paris before he

391
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,240
S4: got onto the chicken and peanut butter strike theme. Anyway,

392
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S4: in the upcoming fight, he is going to fight a

393
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S4: guy called Rob Whittaker.

394
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S2: Oh, that's what we know.

395
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S3: That's all we know. I know Rob Whittaker. I didn't

396
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S3: know you think that was Bobby Knuckles. So I don't

397
00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,429
S3: know if Rob Whittaker knows. He's probably not going.

398
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S1: To.

399
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,310
S2: Make his first Australia's of it.

400
00:17:53,609 --> 00:17:54,030
S1: But I.

401
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,550
S4: Know it. So, so he is. I think the fight's

402
00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:03,000
S4: been and gone. But in a lead up to the fight,

403
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:07,710
S4: this is the interview that worried me for something Israel said.

404
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,750
S1: What do you make of Rob's lead in here? He

405
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,500
S1: says this You've got this of an era of vulnerability

406
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,230
S1: to you these days. I've always been vulnerable. I'm human.

407
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:19,080
S1: I've always been all my vulnerabilities. I wear my heart

408
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,419
S1: on my sleeve, literally. So, yeah.

409
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,040
S3: Jeez, wear.

410
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,000
S4: Your heart on your sleeve.

411
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,400
S3: That is.

412
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S1: Honourable.

413
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,130
S3: Especially because you go topless in the ring. So you're

414
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:32,520
S3: going to leave your heart in the change room, which

415
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,879
S3: will be difficult for cardiovascular endurance. I mean, it is

416
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,630
S3: a tough sport.

417
00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:37,400
S2: You to wear.

418
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,340
S3: A big fitness.

419
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,230
S4: And say if he was talking about sleeve as in

420
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S4: like just his arm to wear your heart on his

421
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S4: sleeve or your arm, literally.

422
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:47,520
S3: You'd certainly I thought you'd shy that side away.

423
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,060
S4: Yes. So if you did have to wear your heart

424
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S4: head somewhere else on your body, other than obviously perfectly

425
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:57,060
S4: encased by a rib cage and leggings, what do you think?

426
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,879
S4: The best place for Israel to put his heart if

427
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S4: he is going into another bout?

428
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,450
S3: I honestly think next year bowls is the.

429
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,169
S1: Place.

430
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:06,659
S3: He is used to.

431
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,030
S4: Protecting it and you can't get it when you can accidentally.

432
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,919
S3: It's illegal or it's illegal.

433
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,050
S4: Yeah, that's that's bad.

434
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,679
S3: And to be going through their mind the pain of

435
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,840
S3: going well, I know if I do it, what is it?

436
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,780
S3: Is it a, is there, you know points violation because

437
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,649
S3: it'd be worth a kick.

438
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,030
S4: That.

439
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,080
S3: Got him in the heart is.

440
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,330
S4: Such a better idea because I was thinking like just

441
00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:26,570
S4: lower back but then if you feel.

442
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,360
S3: Ground and pound.

443
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,010
S1: Oh yeah.

444
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:28,770
S4: I fell back out of.

445
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:30,970
S3: It soon as soon as I grab your legs and

446
00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,720
S3: is as soon as the takedown happens landing on your heart.

447
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,490
S4: You already hit some of the back of the head.

448
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,810
S1: Could you would you please? What about.

449
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,280
S3: Now, Aditi? Jan, what about.

450
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,020
S2: In the mouth? How big a hug could you get

451
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,450
S2: in the mouth? The brain injury, free nose.

452
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,310
S3: Or coach what a heart, coach. Jack, I don't want

453
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,100
S3: to have my heart in my mouth through your nose, mate. Well,

454
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:50,820
S3: you're a tough guy.

455
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,970
S1: Well, well, she did.

456
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,790
S3: Break quite heavily.

457
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:54,540
S1: During the match.

458
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,780
S4: Some suggestions for Israel going.

459
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,830
S3: Forward for the next.

460
00:19:58,830 --> 00:19:59,100
S1: Fight.

461
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,869
S4: Jack. 2020 to a.

462
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:11,430
S2: Great year.

463
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,810
S4: And international flights are open. You know what it means,

464
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,380
S4: my friend?

465
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,359
S3: Really bustling to look at the sky from everywhere. I

466
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,250
S3: hope you can't find a plane on the ground at

467
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:23,669
S3: the moment.

468
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,030
S2: I would say it's still not as popular overseas travel

469
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,240
S2: as it was in 2019. No, it's not about popularity.

470
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,869
S4: It was about you have lost my Bitcoin. You give

471
00:20:33,869 --> 00:20:34,620
S4: it up to speed.

472
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,960
S3: How much of a bitcoin was? It was a significant amount.

473
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,800
S3: It was like a point.

474
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:41,220
S2: Oh, no, it wasn't. It was dust. Yeah. .1. to

475
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,000
S2: point must.

476
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,190
S3: Be not just that. The Bitcoin is about ten grand.

477
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,909
S2: Well, when, when I when he first when I was

478
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:50,310
S2: first holding it for him, it was hardly worth anything

479
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:53,460
S2: now because the meteoric rise of Bitcoin over the last

480
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,940
S2: three years, yes, it is valuable now. So it could

481
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,100
S2: be worth 2010, 20 grand.

482
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,450
S3: Yeah. Just.

483
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,370
S1: Wow.

484
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,160
S2: And how is this? No estimate.

485
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,520
S4: Completely sold in digital.

486
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,220
S2: Well, I'm very much in touch. Still was in touch

487
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,840
S2: all summer. I'm in touch today.

488
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,879
S1: Okay. Absolutely. So for people who are.

489
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,090
S2: Just.

490
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,970
S3: Costing you your place price, I now know just.

491
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,879
S4: For people are just joining the pub for the first time. Welcome.

492
00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:30,840
S4: But I said to you that because you lost my bitcoin.

493
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,870
S2: I lost my own bitcoin as well. So we all

494
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,899
S2: feel with the ship.

495
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:34,440
S1: Ship.

496
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,830
S4: Yeah, we. I would bet.

497
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,850
S3: How much did you lose, Jack? Sorry. Just how much

498
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:39,330
S3: was in there?

499
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,390
S2: I lost a whole Bitcoin and I lost 30 Etherium,

500
00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,850
S2: which is like a baby version of Bitcoin.

501
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,899
S3: Like a that's not does that's that's underground.

502
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:52,290
S2: No. That I reckon 150 grand is on that behind

503
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:54,120
S2: that password that we don't know.

504
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:55,290
S3: 15 dusts.

505
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,570
S4: Anyway so I got a big ask.

506
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,500
S3: And did any as punishment for Jack not being able

507
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,040
S3: to get it we did settle he sort of like

508
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,280
S3: legally settled doing it was at the start of last year.

509
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,180
S4: And.

510
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:10,920
S2: I think it was in.

511
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,890
S3: 2020. Do you think it was 2020? Yeah. These seemed

512
00:22:13,890 --> 00:22:16,650
S3: like could only be months away. The deal was somehow

513
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:22,050
S3: arbitrarily and cheapflights opening up as the side of the

514
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,230
S3: Asia-Pacific region. I think that was Jack, your your your

515
00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:27,570
S3: like offer your counteroffer was you knew New Zealand and

516
00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:28,409
S3: Fiji might, but.

517
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,939
S2: I didn't want a bubble with New Zealand had to

518
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,370
S2: be outside Oceania. You said.

519
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:32,010
S4: Give me time.

520
00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:35,100
S3: Even though the favour has nothing to do with international travel.

521
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,290
S3: That was the time line it was pegged to.

522
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,209
S4: Yes. And now it's well and truly back out. People

523
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,550
S4: have been damning me and saying and obviously writing and

524
00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:43,950
S4: I'm starting to come saying the big ask is time.

525
00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:44,310
S4: And I've got.

526
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:44,700
S3: That.

527
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,470
S4: I've got a big ask.

528
00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:47,400
S2: I'm nervous.

529
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,400
S4: Jacko. Your baby arrives on Friday.

530
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,350
S1: This is it.

531
00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:55,210
S2: Because you can't have him.

532
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,649
S3: This is Rumplestiltskin.

533
00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:58,990
S4: I don't want.

534
00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:02,380
S3: Nothing like the baby, like the king ordering a firstborn.

535
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,870
S4: I'd love my name to be a much.

536
00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:12,550
S2: Clearer with Nice.

537
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:14,430
S3: You won't change anything about.

538
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:18,109
S1: Oh, no.

539
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:22,360
S4: I want to. Bianca not first name would be nice.

540
00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:23,950
S3: You don't get it either. Get me.

541
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,550
S2: I've promised her that she can have her dad's name.

542
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:32,890
S2: Is the second name here. Beautiful name. He's got. And Giancarlo.

543
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:33,520
S4: Oh, that's lovely.

544
00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:34,540
S3: And his nickname.

545
00:23:38,109 --> 00:23:40,050
S2: So at the moment, he's got his middle name.

546
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:44,649
S3: So it's going to be Giancarlo and the Post.

547
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:48,399
S2: You reckon? Which. Another one in there? Yeah. Okay. Wedge

548
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,580
S2: another name in there. Wow.

549
00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:51,760
S1: I think.

550
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,790
S3: I really think you should run this, both of you.

551
00:23:56,350 --> 00:23:58,870
S2: I like it because I was actually going to knowing

552
00:23:58,869 --> 00:24:00,310
S2: this was coming up, I was going to try and

553
00:24:00,310 --> 00:24:02,409
S2: weasel out of it, but it's not as bad as

554
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:06,100
S2: I thought originally. Right. I already think middle names to

555
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:08,600
S2: Posh because I'm no middle name. And I like Jack.

556
00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:09,879
S3: He don't have a middle name.

557
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,619
S2: No, I don't have a middle name. And it's very

558
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:13,180
S2: efficient and I've never needed it.

559
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:14,410
S3: I always thought it was hitching.

560
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,369
S2: It's not anything funny like that. It's nothing. And I

561
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,710
S2: want I would preferably love the baby to have no

562
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:23,530
S2: middle name. Okay. We know names don't mean anything. I

563
00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,030
S2: can see the shock on your face. I'm like, you

564
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,889
S2: don't know. You don't compute what I'm saying.

565
00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:29,830
S3: But it's just I mean, as a man who's married

566
00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:32,950
S3: and had two children and been through the name selection process,

567
00:24:33,369 --> 00:24:37,560
S3: it's like I'm watching me playing with a uranium fuel

568
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,460
S3: line and you think it's a glow stick.

569
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:40,420
S1: And you think.

570
00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:42,970
S3: Guys, look what happens when I put it in my mouth.

571
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:46,030
S3: My cheeks glow. Isn't this a funny thing I found?

572
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:48,130
S3: You don't know what you're playing with.

573
00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:50,720
S2: It's a how are they going to be used? Like it.

574
00:24:51,730 --> 00:24:53,320
S2: And it'll be really shocking.

575
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,869
S4: I don't know why you're trying to talk him out

576
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:56,619
S4: of this. I feel like.

577
00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:58,920
S3: I'm the only one here that's trying to defend this

578
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,070
S3: to help this child.

579
00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:01,270
S2: Yeah.

580
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,600
S3: What happens if one day I think the bitcoin gets

581
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,110
S3: more covered?

582
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,720
S2: So I always going to try and ways will weasel

583
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,100
S2: out of it today with a suggestion of still trying

584
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:14,199
S2: to recover the bitcoin. I know we've tried this. I

585
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,659
S2: know we've tried on the on the show multiple times

586
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,869
S2: to recover the password. But now I've got the best

587
00:25:19,869 --> 00:25:21,580
S2: laid we have ever had in the past.

588
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,070
S3: Do you know what I know? It's a 15 word

589
00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,120
S3: password or something.

590
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:26,520
S2: So 20, 24.

591
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:30,159
S3: 24 words is trillions of possibilities. We are getting to

592
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,460
S3: the stage where it might have been faster to just try.

593
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,860
S1: To the whole.

594
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,510
S3: Combinations known word. It's been going on for this long.

595
00:25:42,010 --> 00:25:42,459
S3: Who have you.

596
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:45,040
S2: Got? So this guy, Joe, you can bring yourself up

597
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,990
S2: on the zoom. Is he been listening.

598
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:50,740
S1: To all of that? The Joe. Who's this?

599
00:25:51,609 --> 00:25:53,679
S2: Joe, say goodbye to the to Hamish and Andy, and

600
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,330
S2: then I'll explain who you are. How are you? Thanks

601
00:25:55,330 --> 00:25:57,520
S2: for having me, Jack. Thanks for losing the Bitcoin so

602
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,100
S2: I can be on the show now. Joe Hundreds and

603
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,680
S2: hundreds of fans of the show over summer sent me

604
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,530
S2: your YouTube clip because you have put a YouTube clip

605
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:09,170
S2: up where you rescue $2 million worth of Bitcoin.

606
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:10,730
S4: I think I saw this guy show a.

607
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,940
S2: Bit of hardware, a USB special USB that stores cryptocurrency.

608
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:19,270
S2: I've got the exact same hardware and that's where my

609
00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:22,030
S2: bitcoin is lost. So if someone is ever going to

610
00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:23,380
S2: hack it, it's Joe.

611
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:27,460
S3: Joe So I still, you know, as someone that's coming

612
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,940
S3: late to the Bitcoin crypto party, you can store it.

613
00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:33,040
S3: Some people saw on the cloud, some people just like

614
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,989
S3: it's on the blockchain and it's just in there. And

615
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:37,150
S3: then some people physically have it like a near like

616
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:39,580
S3: a USB. They call it a physical wallet. Is that

617
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:40,060
S3: what that is?

618
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:41,710
S2: Yeah. So there is so there's a couple of different

619
00:26:41,710 --> 00:26:44,590
S2: ways that the one that the Jack had is a

620
00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:47,170
S2: hardware wallet. So it basically is a piece of electronics

621
00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:51,070
S2: that will store your cryptographic information.

622
00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:54,790
S3: Can we so Joe, you've figured out a way to

623
00:26:55,630 --> 00:26:59,889
S3: this actual specific piece of hardware. You cracked it, correct?

624
00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:02,770
S2: Yeah. So this particular type and you know, there's a

625
00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:06,100
S2: saying where I come from in the hacker world, you know,

626
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:10,240
S2: everything is is breakable. Nothing's 100% secure. It just depends

627
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,250
S2: on how much effort you want to put into actually

628
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:15,280
S2: breaking it. Wow. This particular hardware that that you guys

629
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,530
S2: have is actually not based on any sort of secure

630
00:27:20,170 --> 00:27:23,530
S2: electronic system. Like it's kind of a general purpose brain

631
00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:26,410
S2: like you'd have in your toaster oven or like other

632
00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:29,229
S2: sorts of low end devices. And the designers did not

633
00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:31,990
S2: did that on purpose. But from our perspective, there is

634
00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:34,720
S2: minimal security in it. And that's what I figured out

635
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,300
S2: how to how to defeat with some help from prior research.

636
00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:39,970
S4: So Joe, how much money if you retrieve from PayPal

637
00:27:39,970 --> 00:27:41,410
S4: for for people doing this?

638
00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:44,170
S2: Well so what I did this first one was $2 million.

639
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:47,710
S2: And upon doing that, some friends of mine were like, hey,

640
00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:50,500
S2: we should make this into a business. So we've done

641
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,750
S2: a couple other projects. I mean, there are hundreds and

642
00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:56,260
S2: hundreds of people that have contacted us that have lost cryptocurrency.

643
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,230
S2: So Jack don't feel so bad compared to some of

644
00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:01,540
S2: the values that people have reached out to us about.

645
00:28:01,540 --> 00:28:02,230
S2: This is like.

646
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,220
S1: What's the really.

647
00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,380
S2: It's like I mean, hundreds of millions of dollars have

648
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:08,800
S2: been lost.

649
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,129
S3: I mean, thank you. You exist, Joe, and well done.

650
00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:14,260
S3: And Bay, that you clearly seem like a very ethical

651
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,389
S3: guy because the temptation for me would be if someone's like,

652
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,000
S3: there's 2 million in there, you go in, you get it,

653
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:24,159
S3: you can go, man. Sorry, I couldn't find any grand people.

654
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,340
S1: You know.

655
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:26,710
S2: People people wonder about that every day. And it's like,

656
00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:30,939
S2: I'm public enough doing hacking. People can find where I live.

657
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,880
S2: I've been doing this my whole life. You know, transparency

658
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,030
S2: is important in this industry, right? And especially with the currency.

659
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,610
S2: So it's like, I'm not going to run off with it.

660
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:42,790
S2: If I was a teenager and it was $100 million,

661
00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:44,560
S2: that might be different. But, you know, now that I

662
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,350
S2: have a family and it's like, where's the limit of

663
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,570
S2: making it worth running off with someone's money? I don't

664
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:50,020
S2: think there is.

665
00:28:50,410 --> 00:28:52,990
S3: Yeah. So transparency is really your insurance here or our

666
00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:55,900
S3: insurance and that's your that's why that makes us secure.

667
00:28:55,930 --> 00:28:58,180
S4: So, yeah. Do you think you can get the money

668
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:58,990
S4: back for Jack White?

669
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:01,270
S2: Joe, Joe, before you answer that before you answer that,

670
00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:04,720
S2: could we ask could I ask Andy if you'd rather

671
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,050
S2: take the big ask or would you rather have the

672
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:09,450
S2: money if it can be retrieved.

673
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:12,580
S3: Through a reverse big ask? Oh, is it basically like

674
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,640
S3: saying essentially if we assume both of these things are possible?

675
00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:18,940
S3: Jackie is basically this is like going you can buy

676
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:21,990
S3: my son's nine for ten grand. Yeah. Yeah. Since Andy had.

677
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:23,440
S4: Joshua, I think I'll think.

678
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,350
S2: About that because what if he can get it back?

679
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,680
S2: If he can get it back, that's 10 to 20 grand.

680
00:29:28,690 --> 00:29:32,440
S4: Maybe that goes to you and your son. You put

681
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,950
S4: that in a little wallet for him and but I'll

682
00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:38,260
S4: take the name. But the other thing is, I don't

683
00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:41,920
S4: think you could get the money back or I don't

684
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,420
S4: think you do. They say the jack is.

685
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,170
S1: Yeah.

686
00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,270
S4: So but that's my position on it.

687
00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:48,700
S2: All right. The sad news is I did talk to

688
00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:52,750
S2: Joe just before we started recording, and I've done something wrong,

689
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,870
S2: haven't I? I it's not able to be hacked. Is

690
00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:58,480
S2: that right, Joe? This is quite a lead up for

691
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,740
S2: such a sad response. Well, why don't you explain? Explain

692
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:04,690
S2: to me what we did, what you did, so I

693
00:30:04,690 --> 00:30:07,420
S2: can at least you have some backstory to why this

694
00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:10,720
S2: is possibly a problem. So the Bitcoin's on the USB, right?

695
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:13,510
S2: And you get so many attempts at the password. I

696
00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:16,330
S2: was getting sick of trying the password. I thought, I'll

697
00:30:16,330 --> 00:30:19,840
S2: just use the backup 24 word phrase that I write down.

698
00:30:19,870 --> 00:30:23,560
S2: That's where that 24 words comes from. Wiped the whole device,

699
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:27,790
S2: ready to put the 24 words back in and jack

700
00:30:27,790 --> 00:30:30,910
S2: it back up and I could. That's what I've lost.

701
00:30:30,910 --> 00:30:34,000
S2: I or I don't have the right set of 24 words.

702
00:30:34,510 --> 00:30:38,140
S2: So so you would say you intentionally, intentionally erased the

703
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:42,460
S2: device and tried to you reset it off? Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.

704
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,300
S2: So the device is.

705
00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:45,640
S3: Now on say, Jack, did you you in your head,

706
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,560
S3: were you thinking I have the 24 words there in

707
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,840
S3: the other room. Yeah. I'll just go and wipe it.

708
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:53,800
S3: Did do do do do. Where were those 24 words usually.

709
00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:57,720
S1: Yes. I'll throw this key. Yes.

710
00:30:57,820 --> 00:30:59,890
S2: In the ocean because I've got the other key.

711
00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,709
S1: Oh, wow. What a task.

712
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,910
S3: I just put these scissors from, like not shopping but

713
00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:06,370
S3: can cut up caves. I'll cut up this house key

714
00:31:06,370 --> 00:31:08,710
S3: because I know my other house keys in the other room.

715
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,020
S3: I want to say, are these scissors work essentially?

716
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:13,300
S2: Yes. And now I want Joe to somehow break a

717
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,010
S2: window and still get into the house.

718
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,170
S3: I had this a guy constraints pain. This is back.

719
00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:18,540
S1: On before I him.

720
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,690
S3: I'm going to cut.

721
00:31:19,690 --> 00:31:20,320
S1: My head off.

722
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,500
S2: You might have better luck.

723
00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:25,170
S1: Right now in trying to get.

724
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,180
S3: This number is disconnected.

725
00:31:28,450 --> 00:31:29,260
S1: What have I done?

726
00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:31,000
S3: What have I done?

727
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,610
S2: So it's like you could have your piece of paper, right?

728
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:36,460
S2: And if you lose that and you lose your your hardware,

729
00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:38,680
S2: of course, the thought is that you would lose only one,

730
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:42,160
S2: not both. Joe, what I. What I was hoping you'd

731
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,980
S2: say is, even though I've wiped the device clean, that

732
00:31:44,980 --> 00:31:47,500
S2: it's still in somewhere in the memories, like wedged in

733
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,960
S2: a circuit somewhere. Is the information that you would extract. Well,

734
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,910
S2: that's the problem is so there are so there are vulnerabilities, right?

735
00:31:54,910 --> 00:31:56,950
S2: Like how I had taken advantage of it to hack

736
00:31:57,460 --> 00:32:02,170
S2: the device. But in the case of wiping the device completely,

737
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,960
S2: when you when you did that, it's completely gone. There's

738
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,150
S2: no way to physically hack the device to get any

739
00:32:07,150 --> 00:32:08,500
S2: secrets out of it. Okay.

740
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,540
S4: We welcome to the world, Andy Post.

741
00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:15,280
S3: First name now, Jack. He's got to give.

742
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,370
S1: Him an inch. He's taking you to stand up.

743
00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:28,610
S3: And as we as we mentioned before, a bit of

744
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:32,670
S3: Obama having the car stolen over summer. Yeah, but fine.

745
00:32:32,670 --> 00:32:35,430
S3: Got it back. And nothing was really not actually nothing

746
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:38,850
S3: was touching the car. So kind of an amazing essentially

747
00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:41,220
S3: from what I can gather, this guy stole a car

748
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:45,780
S3: to drive home. Like it was just a low, high off.

749
00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,300
S4: Theft. And by the wall, we walked.

750
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,290
S3: Out and he's like, Yeah, I don't know what happens

751
00:32:49,290 --> 00:32:50,580
S3: when the guys come here and it's just like, I

752
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:52,680
S3: can't feel you. Like what? I mean, that's it. Can't

753
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,440
S3: be worth it for whatever the ramifications are. Here's the thing.

754
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,850
S3: The nothing was touched in the car except on. I

755
00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:04,680
S3: have loved using the car theft because this happened just

756
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:10,050
S3: before Christmas. I've used it several times over summer as

757
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,720
S3: a bit of a sneaky trick where I was like, Hey,

758
00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:14,460
S3: do you have the receipt.

759
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:15,930
S1: Think you bought?

760
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,520
S3: And I've lost something. And I like, I think a

761
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,590
S3: buddy guy. I think it was in the car. I

762
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,230
S3: think I think it was in the bag the guy

763
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,010
S3: took from the car because I've invented this bag.

764
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,380
S2: Everything you've ever needed in it.

765
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,330
S1: And so it's a.

766
00:33:33,330 --> 00:33:36,090
S3: Bit of like, Where's Rudy's water bottle? And I'm like,

767
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,410
S3: That's the one I left at the park.

768
00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:38,240
S1: My car.

769
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,340
S3: Because in that body bag, I think it was in

770
00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,219
S3: the car bag. In the bag, because the sedan has

771
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:45,870
S3: been a trick that probably used three or four times.

772
00:33:45,870 --> 00:33:46,380
S3: And how long.

773
00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:48,390
S4: Do you have? You've got of car bag.

774
00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:51,000
S3: For the bag stuff. It's getting harder and harder because

775
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,610
S3: it was months ago now. And so it's got to

776
00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:54,360
S3: be something that you.

777
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,620
S4: Wouldn't think.

778
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,620
S1: Switching to make.

779
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,000
S3: Would you wouldn't have needed for the last few months. Yeah.

780
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,570
S3: So if it's.

781
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,880
S2: In the bag where we're getting bigger and bigger, like

782
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,240
S2: a suitcase and then.

783
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,959
S3: Yeah. Where is the red suitcase. I think it was

784
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,370
S3: in the bag. I think it was in the bag.

785
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,490
S3: So the bag. I've loved the bag. The bags made

786
00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:16,799
S3: a magic invention. Great. Here's another. Great. Can I give

787
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,020
S3: you another great trick I use the other night just

788
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:20,969
S3: following the top of your glove. It. I guess this

789
00:34:20,969 --> 00:34:22,620
S3: is just me just doing an audit of some of

790
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:25,610
S3: my favorite tricks in the summer. We love a good

791
00:34:25,610 --> 00:34:28,910
S3: not lying. You and I. And now people listen to

792
00:34:28,910 --> 00:34:30,379
S3: the show for a long time and know they're not lying.

793
00:34:30,410 --> 00:34:34,670
S3: Game is where you you essentially saying that saying what

794
00:34:34,670 --> 00:34:38,120
S3: you feel like the common example uses. If you go

795
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,980
S3: to a restaurant, someone sends you a dish and it

796
00:34:39,980 --> 00:34:43,009
S3: was disgusting. How do you say it was disgusting? Whilst

797
00:34:43,010 --> 00:34:44,870
S3: it's sounding like it wasn't so just like what did

798
00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:47,390
S3: you think of the curry? I'll tell you what. When

799
00:34:47,390 --> 00:34:50,630
S3: I came here tonight, I wasn't expecting that. That's good,

800
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:51,800
S3: you know. Oh, terrible.

801
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,990
S4: Who doesn't love a good curry?

802
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:55,120
S1: You know?

803
00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:58,910
S3: And I'm not referring to this one. We love the

804
00:34:58,910 --> 00:35:01,759
S3: not lying game. And I had a great one. I

805
00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:05,569
S3: just pray, you know, during some I just got bored

806
00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:09,560
S3: and decided to do it just by some impulse purchasing.

807
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,270
S3: Got the better of me. It was late at night.

808
00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:13,550
S3: This is when the demons snake into my brain and

809
00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:17,290
S3: I bought three pairs of sneakers. There was a sale

810
00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:18,920
S3: and it was having a sale. And I thought, You

811
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,290
S3: know what? I'm throwing out all my old shoes to

812
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:24,800
S3: charity and I'm refreshing and refreshing. 2020 new is going

813
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,050
S3: to be the year of new sneakers. Well, you're allowed

814
00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:31,280
S3: to have shoes. I know. It wasn't even until it was.

815
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,109
S3: It was an irresponsible amount of shoes to buy.

816
00:35:35,150 --> 00:35:36,700
S4: Can you find a price?

817
00:35:36,710 --> 00:35:38,300
S3: I know what size I am. Yeah, I know I'm

818
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:38,719
S3: a 12.

819
00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:41,299
S4: I never buy anything online, but if I come across

820
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,489
S4: something I like, like a shirt or something, I'm like,

821
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:44,569
S4: give me heaps of them.

822
00:35:44,570 --> 00:35:47,390
S3: Get five, get five. Yeah. So I know shoes are

823
00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:50,780
S3: the best because you get them, you know, your size,

824
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,370
S3: you can't really get a shoe wrong once you know

825
00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:54,770
S3: your size. But I also know that is a lot

826
00:35:54,770 --> 00:35:56,900
S3: to buy at once and so does have a slight

827
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,730
S3: issue with me. I've just got a few too many shoes. Yeah.

828
00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:03,320
S3: It's just because we all again, like, moved into the

829
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,350
S3: new place. There's a bit of a fight over wardrobe space. Yeah.

830
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,760
S3: She doesn't. And she has a point. She's like, she

831
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,810
S3: real estate is for me, not you. US. Because you can.

832
00:36:14,930 --> 00:36:17,899
S3: You could use 1/10 of the shoes you have.

833
00:36:17,930 --> 00:36:18,140
S4: Yes.

834
00:36:18,739 --> 00:36:20,420
S3: So I knew in the box from out of the house,

835
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,590
S3: turned up in the house, there would be questions asked.

836
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,460
S3: Turns out the other day this box turns up and

837
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:27,770
S3: I didn't really get to intercept it. So you take

838
00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:30,170
S3: it in from outside, just like, what's all this? She goes,

839
00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:33,230
S3: What's this from an address? It's like, I wonder if

840
00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:35,060
S3: I can get out of this with a nut lying here.

841
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,210
S3: And I go, Oh, yeah, I just. I did it.

842
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,150
S3: I just do the thing without vest. And they sent

843
00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:51,469
S3: me shoes, and I didn't. I didn't. Yeah. So this

844
00:36:51,739 --> 00:36:52,969
S3: is what thing.

845
00:36:53,540 --> 00:36:53,930
S1: I keep.

846
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:57,739
S3: Going. I haven't heard about this. Like some. Like what?

847
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,319
S3: I didn't actually go. I was just an online thing. Like, just.

848
00:37:01,060 --> 00:37:02,930
S1: You. You wouldn't have.

849
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,660
S3: You wouldn't have. Even if saying it was just an

850
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:10,390
S3: online thing, like for free shoes. I was like, well, no.

851
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,780
S3: And then was like, like, I've got to go a

852
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,790
S3: bit on the offensive. So I go when I'm not

853
00:37:13,790 --> 00:37:15,890
S3: just doing it for any shoes, it was only because

854
00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:18,739
S3: it was the shoes on. Liked that. Then I agreed

855
00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:20,779
S3: to do this. Like, that's actually the shoes I like.

856
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:21,469
S3: So I was like, All right.

857
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,780
S4: You could have gone. It's not public either. It's just

858
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,529
S4: between me and the couple.

859
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:24,980
S1: Yeah.

860
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,640
S3: So I tried to make it sound like I'm like,

861
00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:28,790
S3: you know, like they just said, I'll give you. I'll

862
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:30,759
S3: give you any I'll choose. Like, once I saw was

863
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:33,230
S3: the shoes I really want. Yeah, that's why I agreed

864
00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:36,890
S3: to do this thing. So I said, yep. I was like,

865
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:41,160
S3: All right, then, whatever. But. Yeah. We had one.

866
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:44,750
S1: Thankfully, he said. But yeah, it's, it's just, it's.

867
00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:47,220
S3: Just a little thing I'm doing with this golf club, like,

868
00:37:47,489 --> 00:37:49,410
S3: and then I in exchange, I get a round of

869
00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:54,840
S3: golf through payment. What's the thing you doing? I'm giving

870
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:55,290
S3: the money.

871
00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:06,299
S4: We are all wearing crowns now. Actually, Hamish isn't.

872
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,810
S3: But time. I didn't bring a crown and I forgot

873
00:38:08,810 --> 00:38:11,150
S3: to bring a crown in because we're doing the three

874
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:14,569
S3: wise man gift giving ceremony. Because, Jack, any moment now,

875
00:38:14,570 --> 00:38:16,910
S3: you're about to become a father. We know it's a

876
00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:19,399
S3: young boy and we thought, hang on a second.

877
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,840
S4: The youngest tending.

878
00:38:21,350 --> 00:38:26,030
S3: The youngest a boy can be. Yeah, a very young boy,

879
00:38:26,510 --> 00:38:31,190
S3: brand new boy, baby, human boy coming out. And we thought,

880
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,170
S3: wouldn't it be nice we set this challenge to the

881
00:38:33,170 --> 00:38:35,420
S3: end of last year. We come back knowing that we're

882
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:38,270
S3: doing the first podcast back, like, you know, days before

883
00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:40,430
S3: the due date for your son. We come back and

884
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:43,100
S3: we do the Three Wise Men Giving Challenge, which is

885
00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:47,120
S3: where we each bring a gift myself, Andy and of

886
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,700
S3: course podcast. Mike Being three wise men bringing it to you.

887
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,629
S3: Joseph For you, baby Jesus Jesus Andy posting.

888
00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:58,940
S4: This is right him. Obviously we hope all three of

889
00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,259
S4: us hope to get the best gift.

890
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,080
S3: But we had to make the gift. That was the

891
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,670
S3: that was the condition.

892
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,259
S4: I didn't think we had to make it, did we?

893
00:39:06,290 --> 00:39:08,360
S2: Oh, here we go. Yeah.

894
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,879
S3: That was the whole thing. We're making you a gift.

895
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:11,780
S3: I'm making it.

896
00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:13,190
S4: I'm making. I've made it. I'm going to.

897
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:13,660
S1: Make back.

898
00:39:14,710 --> 00:39:16,190
S2: Real close to the barcode.

899
00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:17,630
S4: Oops.

900
00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:19,910
S3: I'm sorry. I didn't. I didn't bring my crown, but

901
00:39:19,910 --> 00:39:22,430
S3: I have a King William Chocolate Boost.

902
00:39:23,210 --> 00:39:25,670
S4: It's great. It's amazing. Yeah, it.

903
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:27,960
S3: Was the closest I could get at short notice.

904
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:29,960
S4: All right, hit the. Hit the music, Jack. It was

905
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,530
S4: the last. He's lost his crown. Daddy's back.

906
00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:34,150
S1: I spilled a lot.

907
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,799
S4: Okay, we've got to make. We had to make the gift.

908
00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:38,960
S3: Jack, do you remember it being make the gift? That

909
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:39,220
S3: was it.

910
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,839
S2: I thought it was tough to make it. Yeah, just

911
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,700
S2: so I didn't get regifted something that Andy got for

912
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,570
S2: Christmas and didn't want.

913
00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:47,510
S4: Yeah, right. Sorry. It was the last day. It was

914
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:50,180
S4: last show of the year. That's okay.

915
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,080
S3: Yeah. I mean, I said the challenging because I think

916
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,730
S3: I had it in my head like, okay, I've got

917
00:39:55,730 --> 00:39:57,380
S3: an idea of what I'm going to make. And maybe

918
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,180
S3: that was that's why I remember it that way. But

919
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:00,980
S3: I mean, how do we want to do this?

920
00:40:01,820 --> 00:40:03,920
S4: Well, I mean, why is that? I first I haven't

921
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:12,050
S4: made anything right, but I have commissioned Jack, a portrait, painting,

922
00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:15,560
S4: portrait of the three of you. When you come out,

923
00:40:15,590 --> 00:40:17,150
S4: you have to go sit there for 3 hours.

924
00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:19,430
S2: Why can't I just use a photo?

925
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,610
S4: Well, it's just nicer if you're there in person is bespoke,

926
00:40:22,910 --> 00:40:25,580
S4: otherwise you just maybe keep up a photo. I want to.

927
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:26,960
S4: I want this to be unique.

928
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,420
S3: Jack, because some of the Teddy babies themselves. Can I

929
00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:31,520
S3: just tell you, when you have a newborn, that will

930
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,959
S3: be fine. They'll say they have 3 hours.

931
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,500
S1: No worries.

932
00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:36,000
S3: There should be no problems with this show.

933
00:40:36,090 --> 00:40:38,060
S2: Bianca and I will have the energy to take 3

934
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:40,040
S2: hours out of our day. And one of the.

935
00:40:40,310 --> 00:40:43,400
S3: Most common conversations you'll have as you parents is what

936
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,230
S3: can we do today? We have to fill the day.

937
00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:47,840
S3: We are so bored, we need to fill 3 hours.

938
00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,900
S4: So. But now that we have to make it, I'll.

939
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:51,910
S4: I'll happily do.

940
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,779
S1: It. Yeah, that's so beautiful.

941
00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:57,140
S4: Yeah.

942
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,520
S3: That's beautiful.

943
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,110
S2: We'll sit for you for an.

944
00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:00,410
S4: Hour.

945
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:05,239
S3: To see that came out. Okay. That's. That's lovely. My cabbage.

946
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:05,930
S3: You go. You get.

947
00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,830
S4: It? Now I have with a newborn going.

948
00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:08,479
S1: You should sleep.

949
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,050
S4: For hours.

950
00:41:09,090 --> 00:41:12,410
S3: It's sleeping. Yeah. I mean, you might. You might get bored,

951
00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:12,950
S3: but you will.

952
00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,590
S2: You come to our house and chill, right? I'll actually

953
00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:16,879
S2: look forward to that. That's a great gift.

954
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,440
S4: Thank you. Thank you for your generosity.

955
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:22,460
S5: I've kind of gone a different route on this. I

956
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:25,190
S5: also don't remember that you had to make something of yourself.

957
00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:25,460
S1: But.

958
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,810
S5: I called one of my friends yesterday to discuss and

959
00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:31,220
S5: I had an idea and I said, Don't you have

960
00:41:31,219 --> 00:41:32,239
S5: to make it yourself?

961
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,739
S3: So they did remember. They knew.

962
00:41:33,739 --> 00:41:36,589
S5: I remembered. I just couldn't remember. So I had to

963
00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:38,960
S5: change my idea at the last minute. So what I've

964
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,660
S5: actually done is I needed to come up with something

965
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:45,260
S5: that would increase in value as time goes on to

966
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,719
S5: give to your son, so that as he grows up,

967
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:50,540
S5: he ends up with an asset. So what I'm actually

968
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:56,630
S5: going to do is I'm officially launching an exclusive official,

969
00:41:56,630 --> 00:41:58,790
S5: Hamish and Andy merchandise piece.

970
00:41:58,940 --> 00:42:00,319
S4: You know, it's the hair.

971
00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:02,020
S1: It's the hanging on.

972
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:05,960
S5: You continue your mission, Andy. Have a great life certificate.

973
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,899
S5: The perfect gift for a newborn baby.

974
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,009
S2: This is great, Mark.

975
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,540
S5: And there are only ten of these in existence. Listeners,

976
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:17,509
S5: if you're expecting a child, if you've recently had a

977
00:42:17,510 --> 00:42:20,989
S5: child be one of the nine other people Jack obviously

978
00:42:20,989 --> 00:42:24,140
S5: gets the first one will be one of the nine

979
00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:27,380
S5: other people in the universe to have one of your mission.

980
00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:30,390
S5: Andy's official have a great life certificates.

981
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,910
S3: This is like a sheet of tape.

982
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,400
S1: It's a certificate. Yes.

983
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,930
S5: It says great life from all of us here at

984
00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:40,580
S5: Hamish and Andy. You give it to your kid as

985
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,130
S5: soon as they're born, you will love it.

986
00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:45,620
S3: And not a moment later. As soon as they get

987
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:48,000
S3: that should be as the hand is reaching for food

988
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,490
S3: to give them the certificate. I actually.

989
00:42:49,489 --> 00:42:52,790
S4: Think it's more valuable than most any face and you can.

990
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:53,060
S3: Use.

991
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,030
S4: The placemat and the ink in it is well laminated.

992
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:57,700
S3: That is nice.

993
00:42:57,860 --> 00:43:00,780
S5: Email the show the first nine people to. I will

994
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,210
S5: be the lucky nine people.

995
00:43:02,290 --> 00:43:03,240
S4: Do you have to have a kid?

996
00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:05,520
S5: Well, if someone's having a kid and you want to

997
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,290
S5: give it to them, whatever you want to do, it's

998
00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:08,250
S5: your asset. Do what?

999
00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:10,540
S3: Do people have to buy it or.

1000
00:43:10,590 --> 00:43:13,200
S5: Know it's a for free? And then how does one

1001
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,520
S5: get just decides? Okay.

1002
00:43:14,730 --> 00:43:16,770
S3: And it consumes. Because then what I.

1003
00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:17,430
S5: Thought is.

1004
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:21,799
S4: Why ten? I mean, it's immediately different. Yeah. I mean, like.

1005
00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:23,220
S3: Save yourself the hassle.

1006
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:23,730
S1: Right.

1007
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,850
S5: But Jack would get rid of it. But what I've realized.

1008
00:43:26,850 --> 00:43:29,569
S4: Oh, people still in this city can it?

1009
00:43:29,870 --> 00:43:33,360
S3: Here's the thing, Jacoby. Manipulating the secondary market. The minute

1010
00:43:33,370 --> 00:43:34,500
S3: we hang up the headphones.

1011
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:38,280
S5: People aren't stopping having babies. But there will only ever

1012
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,360
S5: be ten of these.

1013
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,480
S3: Yeah, that's like what your grandpa said to invest in

1014
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,340
S3: placemats and certificates. And I'm making.

1015
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:44,730
S1: More of a.

1016
00:43:45,330 --> 00:43:46,200
S5: Ride into the show.

1017
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,910
S3: They're not making any more.

1018
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:50,040
S5: Of an impression. And you will be signing all of them.

1019
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:50,850
S4: Okay.

1020
00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:52,440
S3: You've gone mad.

1021
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,430
S2: Like, how much? Oh, this is a lovely gift, even

1022
00:43:56,430 --> 00:44:00,270
S2: though the Photoshop skills are really rudimentary. How much can

1023
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:02,939
S2: I expect when you say 21 to resell this for?

1024
00:44:02,969 --> 00:44:06,150
S5: I reckon by the time he's 21, he could sell

1025
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:09,870
S5: it to a fan of the show for like $400,000.

1026
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,390
S3: Remember, that's in 2050 $3.

1027
00:44:12,390 --> 00:44:13,919
S5: So still a fair bid.

1028
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,680
S3: On a 2040 $3. So, you know. Well, we might

1029
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,250
S3: be all using water credits, by the way.

1030
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:18,810
S1: Yeah.

1031
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:22,380
S4: Well, okay. Follow that market closely.

1032
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,330
S1: Jack, right into the show.

1033
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,390
S3: Jack, you. I mean, what to get your special boy

1034
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,620
S3: was going through my head. Got to be something you quickly.

1035
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:34,680
S4: What were you going to buy, Jack?

1036
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:40,440
S5: I bought him a frankincense, deodorant and a toothpaste. As in,

1037
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,310
S5: the three wise men.

1038
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,219
S3: Show the two things that aren't gold. Yeah. I didn't

1039
00:44:47,219 --> 00:44:48,900
S3: want to get him and say what you've done.

1040
00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:50,850
S2: What are you doing with those now?

1041
00:44:51,030 --> 00:44:52,290
S5: They're in my bag if you want to.

1042
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:52,950
S1: Right?

1043
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,279
S3: I mean, you didn't hear in the manger. Yeah. We

1044
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,860
S3: also got you like an amethyst crystal. Like if he

1045
00:44:58,860 --> 00:44:59,910
S3: wanted it in our bag.

1046
00:45:00,090 --> 00:45:03,660
S4: No doubt Mary left the frankincense in the bar, and

1047
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,370
S4: she goes, Yeah, I love this.

1048
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:07,919
S3: Great. Oh, that's great. That's what baby doesn't love our

1049
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:14,670
S3: heavy incense gaffer. Jack, your special boy is on his

1050
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:18,500
S3: way any minute now, you and I, you know us three.

1051
00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:20,520
S3: We have a great bond, but you and I have

1052
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,410
S3: a separate bond as bad boys.

1053
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:23,279
S2: We do.

1054
00:45:24,300 --> 00:45:28,350
S3: It's not an alliance. It's an agreement, but it's a

1055
00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:31,230
S3: strong agreement. And the bad boys have been through a lot.

1056
00:45:31,950 --> 00:45:35,160
S3: So when I heard we were getting a new boy,

1057
00:45:35,730 --> 00:45:39,029
S3: the lineage continuing of B boys who your son will

1058
00:45:39,030 --> 00:45:41,310
S3: one day grow up to grow a luscious beard and

1059
00:45:41,310 --> 00:45:44,670
S3: join the ranks of bad boys. I thought, What can

1060
00:45:44,670 --> 00:45:47,430
S3: I make this boy? Rather than everyone's going to be

1061
00:45:47,430 --> 00:45:50,910
S3: knitting you booties and knitting you scarves and beanies and things?

1062
00:45:51,630 --> 00:45:54,720
S3: I learnt how to knit over the summer. I my

1063
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,870
S3: mum helped me and I learn online and I've knitted

1064
00:45:57,870 --> 00:46:05,669
S3: your baby a beard. It's not perfect, but what it is,

1065
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,500
S3: it's white. I only had white.

1066
00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:11,100
S2: Wool boys are you why? There is like a baby Santa?

1067
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,430
S3: I am actually not happy with this one. I mean

1068
00:46:14,430 --> 00:46:16,860
S3: to redo it in brown because the edges are a

1069
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,830
S3: bit frayed and it's coming apart a bit. But that's

1070
00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:21,719
S3: so it's this is not the finished product.

1071
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:23,910
S4: Is there any evidence of you actually making it?

1072
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:25,259
S3: What do you mean.

1073
00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,469
S4: When you say you make cakes but you guys get

1074
00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:30,810
S4: cakes delivered and you assemble them? Is there any evidence

1075
00:46:30,810 --> 00:46:32,010
S4: that you actually.

1076
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,630
S3: I can show you the receipts for the.

1077
00:46:33,630 --> 00:46:34,419
S1: Wall to me.

1078
00:46:34,710 --> 00:46:38,100
S4: Not just any video footage of you. Just do this,

1079
00:46:38,100 --> 00:46:40,710
S4: do the nails are there, just this? Do our line

1080
00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:41,110
S4: for us now.

1081
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,120
S3: What's finished? It's finished.

1082
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,739
S4: Off. No, it's not. The needles are still into it.

1083
00:46:43,739 --> 00:46:45,750
S3: So do you know what? That's. That's they're out there.

1084
00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:47,190
S2: Just.

1085
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:56,489
S1: Like the same shop. And, you know, I think that's

1086
00:46:56,610 --> 00:47:00,690
S1: good in know the wool is genuine wool is coming

1087
00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:06,540
S1: off here guys. Wall to wall Jack. Mm. The.

1088
00:47:06,870 --> 00:47:10,580
S3: The thought is what counts and I genuinely.

1089
00:47:11,610 --> 00:47:13,009
S1: I got to Jack.

1090
00:47:13,770 --> 00:47:17,339
S3: He's what I promised you. Within the next two weeks,

1091
00:47:17,340 --> 00:47:20,130
S3: I'll have a beard knitted for your baby. I will

1092
00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:22,710
S3: need him a proper beard, will you need it? I

1093
00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:23,609
S3: will need it because I.

1094
00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:24,660
S4: Don't need it. I'm not painting.

1095
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,360
S3: I will need a jack. I'm going to need your

1096
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,399
S3: baby a beard. So he's a beard boy. Right.

1097
00:47:29,670 --> 00:47:31,170
S2: And is it going to be more beard like. Yes,

1098
00:47:31,170 --> 00:47:32,040
S2: is a bit square.

1099
00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:34,110
S3: Okay. Just listen, mate.

1100
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:37,859
S2: The prototype doesn't look that much.

1101
00:47:37,860 --> 00:47:38,670
S4: Like a bit of worry.

1102
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:41,940
S3: Full disclosure, I had planned to have the beard ready

1103
00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:44,669
S3: today for the big reveal all summer long. I just

1104
00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:46,380
S3: knew I was going to get round to learning how

1105
00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:48,989
S3: to meet. Yes, I only started a few days ago.

1106
00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:51,870
S3: It's not easy here. It's quite difficult to knit. I

1107
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:54,300
S3: can near the strip but I know I can make

1108
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,910
S3: it into a beard shape. I just need a few

1109
00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:57,339
S3: more days.

1110
00:47:57,390 --> 00:47:59,340
S4: What you do you in? Just bought a scarf and

1111
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:02,730
S4: cut it up. I bought a cardigan. Cut it up. Yeah.

1112
00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:04,770
S3: I was hoping to get away with it. But you

1113
00:48:04,770 --> 00:48:08,220
S3: spotted the chopsticks because I actually didn't. I went to

1114
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,140
S3: the food court downstairs, and there's one of the shops

1115
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:12,810
S3: next down at the food court. And then I stole

1116
00:48:12,810 --> 00:48:18,060
S3: the chopsticks. Jack, this is evidence of my intent to

1117
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,460
S3: meet your baby. I wish I had a brown cardigan,

1118
00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:22,440
S3: and I wouldn't have had to answer all the questions

1119
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,489
S3: about Lost Boys.

1120
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:24,880
S2: Two weeks.

1121
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,339
S3: So two.

1122
00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:26,970
S1: Weeks.

1123
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,960
S3: You're getting a baby and admitting your baby, and Jackie's

1124
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,709
S3: going to be a big boy. What do you think about.

1125
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:34,640
S2: I love it. Thank you. I'm looking forward to it.

1126
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:39,330
S4: Two weeks ago. So long time. No one believes this time. Lord,

1127
00:48:39,330 --> 00:48:40,259
S4: you're like a baby.

1128
00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:42,330
S1: I.

1129
00:48:42,730 --> 00:48:44,700
S3: I know the supply issues.

1130
00:48:46,350 --> 00:48:48,150
S4: All the best, Jacko, this week, but it's.

1131
00:48:48,150 --> 00:48:49,739
S3: Going to be great. Tell him about the beard. It's

1132
00:48:49,739 --> 00:48:51,360
S3: going to be with him soon. And then you can

1133
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,290
S3: paint him with the beard on.

1134
00:48:53,310 --> 00:48:54,630
S5: Don't forget your certificates.

1135
00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:55,800
S1: Once we got that.

1136
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:58,260
S5: Andy, don't come.

1137
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,649
S1: Thanks for listening to Hamish and Andy. Podcast will return

1138
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:08,310
S1: next week. Catch up or contribute. But hey mission. Andy become.

1139
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,240
S1: Listen to.