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S3: Ahoy to me! Sid. Hamish. Hello? Yes, I we could

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S3: to me, Milly. Jack.

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S3: Are we from a comic strip?

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S4: No. Andy's going to be Olly. He's got me like

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S4: I can't remember who's who. But we are.

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S3: Mascots. Mascots? Yeah. The Olympic mascots.

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S4: The Sydney 2000 Olympic mascots. Sid, Hamish the platypus, of course.

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S4: Named after Sydney. Milly the echidna, named after millennium, I think.

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S3: That was Ollie. Just a torch. Kookaburra. Yeah.

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S4: That would have been really disappointing for you guys. Have

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S4: That's true. Um, ahoy! Also to Tara, who's in the

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S5: Ahoy, boys. This is Tara from the Czech Republic. Just

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S5: checking in. Um, so I have to admit, the summer

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S3: Why do you get to Jack?

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S3: They're not going to go. How long did they talk for?

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S4: Great. And then they can print that out and send

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S3: So this feels like an ancient France when you, like,

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S4: Yeah, well, that'd be. That'd be. Well, we can then

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S3: Thank you. So, just to a conference. What? A conference.

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S4: So I get this straight. We will have people register

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S3: We'll get there. I think we're going to balance the.

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S6: So they're paying they're paying airfares. And then the ticket

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S4: Yes, there would be, because we've got to hire the

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S4: That sounds like admin.

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S4: Yes. There'll be a bit they'll we'll work out that

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S4: We will. But just to be really clear for us,

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S4: The industries that we have to cover. Yep. Yep. And

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S3: Yep. Yep. That's how it will work.

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S4: And there'll be 30 plus seconds per industry.

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S3: Session one. Break. Session two. Boom! Covered. Tax deduction secured.

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S3: Of course. Check with your financial advisor. But from our

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S3: Couldn't go and look it in the face. I'm so

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S3: sorry I replaced you. Look. And there are so many

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S3: We'll be. I mean, are we empaths for then understanding

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S4: As the Tin Man, as my sister called me. But yes,

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S3: There. It has been a flood. What have you got

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S4: I like to water household plants with lukewarm water. I

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S3: Oh, God. It's probably not good for them.

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S6: No, I think actually, plants like colder water. I've watched

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S3: This is. Yeah. This is this is, uh, from. Cassie

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S3: be like, oh, we got four now. We only need three. No, no, no,

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S3: least it wasn't lonely. This one.

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S3: Which. Now when I delete a text, I look at it.

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S3: I just got clean cut. I have a bit of downtime.

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S3: We're not letting you retire. Yeah, but the.

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S4: Other one is. Coach. Let me in the game. Love it.

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S4: This is from Tony. I once said sorry to my

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S3: I. Hold. Hold. Imagine the relief when you took the

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S4: Yeah, that's no good. Andy Hoskins I'll throw this one

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S4: more at you from New Zealand. Ahoy to you. My

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S4: to donate to children's hospitals, which is lovely. Lovely. I

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S4: It out on channel nine. We must. Um. First up,

449
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:14,580
S4: let's go back to the opening ceremony. Um, these Eddie Ockenden,

450
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:18,090
S4: who was the, um, uh, the flag bearer? Hockey player?

451
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,020
S4: Flag bearer.

452
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,600
S3: Flag bearer with Co.

453
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,050
S4: Flag bearer with Jess. Jess. Fox. Um, I I'm obviously

454
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,810
S4: very into my hockey. He's been I think he's 37

455
00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:29,240
S4: and he's still playing in the, uh, the hockey team.

456
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,170
S4: But I sent him a note, um, to say congrats,

457
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,540
S4: but also I said flagbearer. I know he listens to

458
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:39,470
S4: the show. Flagbearer lost touch with the common man. He

459
00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:43,100
S4: wrote back. Yes. Good point, but flag power equals potential

460
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:48,109
S4: line to Jim Chalmers. So what? Well, I mean, obviously.

461
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,630
S3: His gym, his gym there. Well, there'd.

462
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,820
S4: Be there'd be even if he's not there, they'd be

463
00:21:52,820 --> 00:21:55,490
S4: representatives of the Australian government there. And what I loved

464
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:58,670
S4: is just on the eve of the most important tournament

465
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,260
S4: that they have, the.

466
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:01,220
S3: Got his priority straight.

467
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,040
S4: He's got his priorities straight. I said, don't spend all

468
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,130
S4: your time trying to track down Jim. Go to the games.

469
00:22:07,190 --> 00:22:09,920
S3: I'll tell you what, Jess Fox is another great avenue

470
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,170
S3: because now, as a gold medal winner. Yes. So not

471
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:14,840
S3: only is she co flagbearer, but she can go if

472
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,119
S3: there is some sort of reception when they get home.

473
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:19,890
S3: All the bigwigs from the government are there. No doubt

474
00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,920
S3: she'll have the gold medal on. Um. And then Jim

475
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,470
S3: will go, gee, look at that. And she'll go tell you.

476
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:30,270
S3: Speaking of gold round things. Yeah, that that that inspire

477
00:22:30,270 --> 00:22:33,660
S3: a nation. Could I float this past you? Yes.

478
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,900
S4: Um. That's great. I noticed that you. Because Hamish was

479
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,690
S4: doing kayak training for a while. For the coast to

480
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:40,770
S4: coast for New Zealand.

481
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,220
S3: Oh, yeah. For this. That. Jess. Jess was kind enough

482
00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:47,310
S3: to coach me for one afternoon last year. Yes. Um,

483
00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:50,609
S3: at the Penrith, uh, Penrith Whitewater Stadium, where I had

484
00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:54,600
S3: to get certified in kayaking because there's no casual people

485
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,780
S3: just out at the Whitewater Stadium. No, no. Penrith from

486
00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:01,740
S3: 24 years ago. So there's literally a guy who's never

487
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:05,250
S3: been in a kayak before me because there's 21 rapids

488
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,560
S3: or something as it goes around, goes around like a spiral.

489
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:10,500
S3: I'm at the end on the last rapid, like trying

490
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,320
S3: to learn how you stay afloat in fast moving water.

491
00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:16,730
S3: So you've got one guy, right? Like, day one of kayaking.

492
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,220
S3: And then the only other people there are Olympians who

493
00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,980
S3: were just, like, getting ready for the game. So there

494
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:26,179
S3: was a real mismatch of talent that day out on

495
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,250
S3: the water. But she was a legend. Well, you look

496
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:28,730
S3: like a little.

497
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:31,250
S4: League guy that's getting at half time allowed to go

498
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:32,600
S4: out there and try. Looks like she.

499
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,680
S3: Said it to you. How would you like a photo

500
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:37,220
S3: with the helmet on? Really? Thank you.

501
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,909
S4: We've got to see Australia sing the national anthem a lot,

502
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:44,150
S4: which I. That's what I love about the Olympics. You

503
00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:48,140
S4: get all patriotic. We are one and three. That new

504
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,320
S4: line that we have, which is great. It made me

505
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,209
S4: think they would have been rapt when they came up

506
00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:53,990
S4: with that.

507
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,080
S6: Because it fits. It's such a perfect swap out.

508
00:23:57,109 --> 00:24:00,230
S3: Yeah, it's rather than I think the other idea was

509
00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:03,530
S3: to add bloody in there. We are bloody.

510
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,129
S6: Free.

511
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:05,449
S3: Free do you.

512
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,490
S4: I just want to know what the process was and

513
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:10,220
S4: whether they did go to Rhymezone, which you and I

514
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,760
S4: have Rhymezone. Com when we're trying to think of a

515
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,400
S4: parody song at last minute, you're like, okay, Jesus.

516
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,820
S3: That is a website from 1998 that has never been updated.

517
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:23,420
S3: It's just like all text. Exactly. And hyperlinks.

518
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:25,100
S4: Like, it's a special skill where a guy can eat

519
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,919
S4: cheese crackers really quickly. So we're like rhyming, rhyming cracker.

520
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:33,470
S3: What rhymes with Camembert? Camembert? Exactly.

521
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:38,510
S4: I just wondered whether at Australia Advance, Australia Fair offices,

522
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:43,220
S4: did someone just crack his knuckles and go, okay, rhyme zone.

523
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,770
S4: Young one.

524
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,980
S3: Good. Yeah. That's. Yeah, one. We have fun.

525
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,270
S4: Fun and free.

526
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,020
S3: Was the one I.

527
00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:53,030
S4: Thought they may have thought.

528
00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:55,310
S3: About. For fun and free would be good. Yeah, it

529
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:58,490
S3: would be good. No country, I reckon, has fun in

530
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,240
S3: their national anthem, which is a shame. That's a missed opportunity.

531
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:05,689
S3: Everyone's got like, you know, patriotism. Yeah, like half of

532
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:08,150
S3: them are about wars and, like, never giving in and, like,

533
00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:11,359
S3: you know, the American one. Why not be fun? I

534
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,719
S3: think Bhutan. Bhutan would have happy because isn't there that

535
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,000
S3: thing that they're like the happiest nation on Earth? They would.

536
00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:18,700
S4: Have. I'm still not sure if they're putting happy in Spain.

537
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,350
S4: Don't have any lyrics. Just so you know, I did

538
00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:21,609
S4: a bit of a deep dive because I was going

539
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,160
S4: to bring to the show my rankings of the top

540
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,980
S4: national anthems. Turns out a lot of them are really boring.

541
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:28,780
S4: But Spain no lyrics, which I.

542
00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:31,060
S3: Was thinking, this is me. I go to pub trivia

543
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,280
S3: occasionally on a Monday night, and I was watching the

544
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,570
S3: medal ceremony for something synchronized ten metre diving. China had won.

545
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,660
S3: Chinese national anthem pipes up and I go right for

546
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:43,600
S3: country's large and as powerful with as much global influence

547
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,620
S3: as China. I would never have known this was their anthem. Yeah,

548
00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:48,639
S3: you know what I mean? I was like, this would

549
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,310
S3: be a good trivia question. You pump, you start an

550
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,770
S3: anthem and go, right, we've all watched the Olympics. Whose

551
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,790
S3: is this? Can we agree.

552
00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:56,230
S4: That the French is the best.

553
00:25:56,260 --> 00:26:00,640
S6: French? I reckon French, US and Great Britain are the

554
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,620
S6: only ones I really know besides the Australian one.

555
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,169
S4: Then, I mean. But Great Britain's not great.

556
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,910
S6: No, no, no, I'm not saying it's a top ten,

557
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:09,369
S6: but I just wouldn't be able to recognize if I'm

558
00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,690
S6: playing that trivia game, I don't think I'd get, you know,

559
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,300
S6: of the other 194 countries, I don't think I'm getting

560
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,020
S6: very many.

561
00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:17,570
S3: If Mando is listening, who's the quizmaster? I'm just saying

562
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:21,380
S3: Mando is a good puppet. Like if you're thinking about

563
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,750
S3: next Monday night, I think that would be an interesting one. No,

564
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,520
S3: we normally do a music round in round three and

565
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,800
S3: it's got a pretty standard format, but maybe for the

566
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,449
S3: Olympics you could do a new music round, shake it

567
00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:32,300
S3: in quickly. On the diving. You know how they dry off.

568
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:34,460
S3: There's a lot of like after you dive, you have

569
00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:38,270
S3: the mini towel. Yeah. You know those like mini camping towel. Yeah.

570
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,400
S3: But then there's a lot of, like, you dry off,

571
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:42,890
S3: then you get in the spa, then you dry off again. Yeah.

572
00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:45,620
S3: It's very confusing whether they want to be wet or

573
00:26:45,619 --> 00:26:50,240
S3: dry during during the diving. And also why not like,

574
00:26:50,270 --> 00:26:52,850
S3: come on, it's the Olympics. Bring a bath sheet. Like

575
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,619
S3: we're not allowed to use those at home because they

576
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:56,540
S3: take up too much of the washing machine. But like

577
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,630
S3: treat yourself, treat yourself. It's the bloody Olympics. Not a

578
00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:00,980
S3: giant towel.

579
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,889
S4: That's true. But that's not the most confusing thing about

580
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:08,340
S4: the diving mark. Tubby Taylor commentating the diving was, I reckon,

581
00:27:08,369 --> 00:27:09,659
S4: the most confusing.

582
00:27:09,690 --> 00:27:11,550
S3: That was so awesome. Night one.

583
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:12,180
S4: Night one.

584
00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:14,399
S3: Him just going oh geez buddy, no splash. Are you

585
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,820
S3: happy with that? Like he was commentating it like I don't.

586
00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:22,440
S4: Know he was Australian cricket test captain. Yep. Uh, from well,

587
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,790
S4: a decade or so ago.

588
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:27,840
S3: Yeah. And often this is back. They just had, um,

589
00:27:27,869 --> 00:27:29,850
S3: stump cam had just come in with a cricket, so

590
00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:31,830
S3: you could often you just could hear what the players

591
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:35,310
S3: were saying on the field. And he was often well

592
00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,530
S3: criticized by the team or derided by the team because

593
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:40,410
S3: he would only talk in diving and elegance. And the other,

594
00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:43,139
S3: you know, and Ian Healy behind the stumps, he'd be like,

595
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,330
S3: we don't understand, mate. And he'd be like, guys, we

596
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,700
S3: need to tighten this up like a pike, right? Like

597
00:27:47,730 --> 00:27:50,160
S3: a pike. Get your head to your knees like a pike.

598
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,470
S3: And he goes, tell me we don't understand, mate. Not

599
00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:54,240
S3: everyone gets diving the way you do.

600
00:27:54,270 --> 00:27:55,020
S4: So finally he.

601
00:27:55,020 --> 00:27:58,889
S3: Got his calling, which is totally up to 20, 30

602
00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:01,770
S3: years of pestering channel nine. Get me at the diving.

603
00:28:01,770 --> 00:28:03,840
S3: I think you'll be impressed by what I can do.

604
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:07,240
S4: I thought I'd be surprised when he was selling us

605
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,609
S4: air conditioners. I was like, oh, wow. Like that's something

606
00:28:09,609 --> 00:28:11,859
S4: I didn't expect him to be doing. Diving was the

607
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:17,200
S4: next level for that final one. Ham. Um, Ian Thorpe

608
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,480
S4: commentating the swimming.

609
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,010
S3: You said you had something for us here.

610
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,100
S4: I've had something for you guys here. This just reminds

611
00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:28,209
S4: me of when at school, you came across a fad

612
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,810
S4: and someone else in your group goes, hey, I saw

613
00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:35,110
S4: this fad, and you're arguing that you saw it first? Yeah.

614
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:35,800
S6: Yeah, yeah.

615
00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,050
S3: My uncle went to Japan two years ago. I already

616
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,780
S3: got a Pokemon. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yes.

617
00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:43,990
S4: I think Thorpey had a little bit of that as

618
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:46,570
S4: he was describing. There's a guy called peaty from Great Britain.

619
00:28:46,570 --> 00:28:50,590
S4: He's a breaststroke champion. Um, this is just him, and

620
00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,870
S4: I'm not sure the other commentator. But you'll pick up

621
00:28:52,870 --> 00:28:53,950
S4: what I'm talking about.

622
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:58,570
S7: He is absolutely the greatest sprint breaststroker the world has seen.

623
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,480
S7: And for him to come back from adversity and line

624
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:06,170
S7: up here in lane four is a wonderful achievement. They're

625
00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:09,920
S7: calling it the three Peat Thorpey. I told you that.

626
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,400
S7: Don't pretend I did not tell you. That's what they're saying. In.

627
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,220
S7: In Britain, it's a three peat. If he can win it.

628
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,470
S7: I've been saying that a little bit longer than that.

629
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,570
S3: I've been saying it a little bit longer than that. Well,

630
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,490
S3: then Britain's existed. I've been saying it since Roman times.

631
00:29:31,490 --> 00:29:36,050
S3: You know that. I've been saying it since. He's taking

632
00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:41,240
S3: a bit longer than Britain has, so that is great. Yeah,

633
00:29:41,270 --> 00:29:43,700
S3: that actually just stinks. Who's the other commentator?

634
00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:46,010
S4: I'm not sure I should know because he's very famous.

635
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:46,730
S3: He's been doing a good job.

636
00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,470
S4: He was doing a great job of trying to.

637
00:29:48,770 --> 00:29:50,600
S6: Just brush over it and move on to the next.

638
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,760
S3: Thing. I think because he's obviously like, you know, he's

639
00:29:53,030 --> 00:29:56,480
S3: obviously like called many sports. And before you go on,

640
00:29:56,510 --> 00:29:59,000
S3: you know, there'd be some level of performance anxiety too,

641
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,580
S3: especially as thorpey, you know, you're not trained as a commentator.

642
00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:03,590
S3: You'd be like, I've got my list of things I'm

643
00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:08,600
S3: going to say yes. And he's probably before they've gone on, gone. Oh, I'll,

644
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,120
S3: it's actually we've been saying the three PD like that's

645
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,250
S3: the thing that's been coming up with other guys just gone.

646
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,410
S6: And I.

647
00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:16,160
S4: Would tell him.

648
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,140
S3: Do you reckon, do you reckon I'd still be going.

649
00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:20,479
S3: Come on mate, I've said that off air. That's the

650
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,050
S3: one bit that.

651
00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:22,880
S6: I, that's my one bit of homework I've.

652
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,000
S3: Done.

653
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:24,500
S6: What's on my sheet.

654
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,450
S3: That's the bit I was getting. I've got nothing else

655
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,700
S3: written and you've come in and chucked it.

656
00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:31,400
S4: Then I think then I think the defense then of

657
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,010
S4: the league commentator would be there was a gap and

658
00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:34,910
S4: you didn't feel it.

659
00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:37,160
S3: And I'm with him, I'm with him and you're.

660
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,320
S4: Like, this is our last opportunity because it's semi final.

661
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,320
S4: We can't say it after the final. He's either done

662
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:43,250
S4: it or he hasn't done it.

663
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:46,850
S3: And he also he also completely in that situation on

664
00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:49,070
S3: here when someone's going, hey, I told you that he's done.

665
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,380
S3: This is a seasoned professional going well I was saying

666
00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:55,190
S3: it in Britain. Yeah. He didn't like everyone. Everyone's throwing

667
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:58,910
S3: it around. So that's why to get someone going. Well

668
00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:02,870
S3: I've been saying it a lot longer than. And I

669
00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:05,180
S3: invented torpedo to that.

670
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,520
S4: Time. I mean, we've talked about this a lot. We

671
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,490
S4: expected it to potentially be a Peter out. We've actually

672
00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:18,950
S4: gave ourselves a license to not mention it for two

673
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:21,410
S4: years because we know it's a long process, but I

674
00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,010
S4: thought it was almost.

675
00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:22,610
S3: A law.

676
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,520
S4: Keeps knocking at the door and asking to come back in.

677
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,660
S4: So it's to do with the mint. And obviously we

678
00:31:29,660 --> 00:31:32,660
S4: suggested that not us personally be put on a coin,

679
00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:35,960
S4: but the show has a great ambassador for dollar coins

680
00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:41,510
S4: be recognized on Australian currency as a novelty coin, particularly

681
00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:43,760
S4: because of some of the junk that the mint throw

682
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,270
S4: out there.

683
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,220
S3: I think they call them. They call them commemorative coins.

684
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:49,790
S3: Commemorative coins. Not novelty. Nobody. Nobody.

685
00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:50,990
S4: Not a fart machine.

686
00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:53,840
S3: They don't have a kiss. The cook they don't have.

687
00:31:55,970 --> 00:31:56,930
S3: Novelty coins?

688
00:31:57,110 --> 00:31:57,590
S4: Yes.

689
00:31:57,590 --> 00:32:00,270
S3: But Yes. Taking. The taking. Of course we know. It's.

690
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,400
S3: You know, we know it's a essentially it's a note

691
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,100
S3: from the King. The promise to pay $1. So we

692
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,710
S3: know it's a serious business currency, but we would like

693
00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,660
S3: to be on a commemorative coin if that's not too

694
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,260
S3: much trouble.

695
00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:14,400
S4: Early strategies was just targeting where Jim Chalmers, the Australian Treasurer,

696
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,830
S4: may have a haircut and trying to get in touch

697
00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:18,210
S4: with his hairdressers.

698
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,720
S3: Well, because it's his call, it's Jk's call. I'm sorry.

699
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,610
S3: Just I know we've got a different top up here,

700
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:28,860
S3: but did get a note from alert listener and an operative. Georgie.

701
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,940
S3: Now I know again this this this. I don't remember

702
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:35,820
S3: us having a meeting saying our whole goal here is

703
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,670
S3: to just target the goods and services that Jim Chalmers,

704
00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:43,140
S3: the treasurer, uses. But that just seems to be the strategy. Yeah, yeah. Um,

705
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,910
S3: she is his florist.

706
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:45,600
S4: Oh, good.

707
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,660
S3: So she says, I've got a, um. Just thought you'd

708
00:32:48,690 --> 00:32:52,080
S3: be pleased to know I'm Jim Chalmers, florist, attaches a picture.

709
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,510
S3: He's picking up a gorgeous bunch there. Um, looks like

710
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:56,620
S3: possibly could be for his wife or something. In fact,

711
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:59,260
S3: he's got two bunches. Wow. Um, so she.

712
00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:01,150
S6: Photographed him while he was just buying flowers.

713
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,520
S3: She's chatting to him. It's actually a photo of her

714
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,740
S3: chatting to him. So it was probably from another staff member.

715
00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:08,860
S3: He's having a laugh. He's entertaining everyone. She goes. I

716
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:12,640
S3: had an extensive and very persuasive conversation.

717
00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:13,390
S4: Does he look like he's had a.

718
00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:15,790
S3: Fresh hair with him? Re the coin does actually look

719
00:33:15,790 --> 00:33:18,280
S3: like he's got a short haircut. He's heaven. Jim's having

720
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,350
S3: a day out. He's gone from a haircut to pick

721
00:33:20,350 --> 00:33:22,420
S3: up flowers for the house. So we've got him flanked.

722
00:33:22,570 --> 00:33:26,620
S3: We've got him flanked unfortunately. She then says I can't

723
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:30,730
S3: say it's looking good, unfortunately, which doesn't. That's not the

724
00:33:30,730 --> 00:33:33,100
S3: story the picture tells to me. That's a treasurer with

725
00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,110
S3: two bunches of flowers at the top of his game.

726
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:36,880
S3: Who's about to grant us a coin now? I might be.

727
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:39,760
S3: Will she go into much more detail? Or she said

728
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,160
S3: she'd keep us updated if she's got any further sightings.

729
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,230
S3: So she doesn't say why it's not looking good. But

730
00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:47,800
S3: you reading between the lines, I don't think it's a

731
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,650
S3: definite no because I can't imagine him having that smile.

732
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,000
S3: If it was a no.

733
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:52,780
S4: Yes, that's fair.

734
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:55,310
S3: I think it's just he probably highlighted some of the hurdles.

735
00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:57,110
S3: Maybe we've got to say to Georgie like, hey mate,

736
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:57,920
S3: we love hurdles.

737
00:33:57,950 --> 00:34:01,190
S4: We love em. We don't go. We don't go like

738
00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:02,090
S4: going over them.

739
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,890
S3: We just like, love kicking them over.

740
00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:06,110
S4: Or at least running around if there's a spare spot

741
00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:10,010
S4: in the lane alongside. Um, well, it's been two weeks

742
00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:13,280
S4: since we brought up on this show that the CEO

743
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,770
S4: of the mint was asked during one of his press

744
00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:20,930
S4: conferences from a journalist to comment on us potentially getting

745
00:34:20,930 --> 00:34:25,130
S4: commemorative coin. He then encouraged everybody that has an idea

746
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,550
S4: for a commemorative coin to hit up the Australian Mint's

747
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:32,600
S4: website and email in. Boy, did they get a lot

748
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,600
S4: of emails. Great. They've been coming in thick and fast

749
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,330
S4: to us. People forwarding what they forwarded to the mint.

750
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,020
S3: Yeah, great.

751
00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:39,799
S4: The mint response.

752
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:42,170
S3: Does the mint respond or is it auto response? It

753
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:43,070
S3: looks a bit automatic.

754
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:47,510
S4: The response. Um, but so some of them have been

755
00:34:47,510 --> 00:34:50,120
S4: so great the way that these emails have gone into

756
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,780
S4: the mint, they've been creative. It also didn't feel like

757
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:55,029
S4: a template. You know, when some people have have like

758
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,219
S4: bots do it and it looks like a template, everybody

759
00:34:57,219 --> 00:34:57,640
S4: has taken.

760
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,239
S3: Their old school.

761
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,359
S4: Man their own tact when it comes to telling them

762
00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:04,450
S4: why this is the right thing to do. And so

763
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,540
S4: we've just managed to grab a bunch of them, stick

764
00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,850
S4: them all together, and get a vibe of the emails

765
00:35:09,850 --> 00:35:10,840
S4: heading into the mint.

766
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:13,419
S8: The Royal Australian Mint.

767
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:14,770
S9: To whom it may concern a.

768
00:35:14,770 --> 00:35:17,920
S10: Royal Australian Mint. It is with great gusto that I

769
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:20,650
S10: write to express what I believe to be the will

770
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,300
S10: of the people I speak.

771
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,460
S11: On behalf of the people of Australia.

772
00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,790
S12: I represent 8.9 million Australians.

773
00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:30,610
S13: I must insist on the Hamish and Andy coin being

774
00:35:30,610 --> 00:35:33,790
S13: released into circulation at the earliest convenience.

775
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:36,430
S9: The Hamish and Andy podcast coin would be an exciting

776
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:38,080
S9: contribution to the economy, but.

777
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,360
S14: Too long have lesser coins been minted.

778
00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:41,050
S10: I'm sure you've.

779
00:35:41,050 --> 00:35:43,270
S15: Had a lot of requests for a Hamish and Andy

780
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,790
S15: $1 coin, but I just wanted to add another voice

781
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:46,390
S15: to that idea.

782
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:49,360
S16: They champion the $1 coin and really push the cash

783
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:52,010
S16: is king rhetoric. Without them, I think you might be

784
00:35:52,010 --> 00:35:52,759
S16: out of a job.

785
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,540
S13: This wise choice could be the single factor that allows

786
00:35:56,540 --> 00:36:01,009
S13: the Australian dollar to again compete with global currencies.

787
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,339
S9: And quietly, a bit more interesting than the iced Vovo

788
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:06,319
S9: coin released in 2019.

789
00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:09,529
S17: A Hamish and Andy coin would be pretty dope. No.

790
00:36:09,530 --> 00:36:12,440
S14: Bite the bullet and break the ice with haste. Your

791
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,180
S14: loyal subjects are waiting.

792
00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:17,090
S12: We all want the Hamish and Andy podcast on a coin.

793
00:36:17,090 --> 00:36:19,820
S12: I await your confirmation of this. Cheers.

794
00:36:19,850 --> 00:36:22,310
S15: A concerned citizen, very important.

795
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:25,970
S11: Do not mention Mr. Ralph on this coin. Otherwise we

796
00:36:25,969 --> 00:36:28,669
S11: would not be able to put them in circulation.

797
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:30,110
S18: So good.

798
00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:31,520
S4: So there you go.

799
00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:35,390
S3: My favorite. There's many good strategies in there I love.

800
00:36:35,390 --> 00:36:38,390
S3: I must insist this is done. This is done at

801
00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:42,919
S3: your earliest convenience. He is nothing. Nothing I like more

802
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:46,610
S3: than someone just deciding to turn the tables of power.

803
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,590
S3: I'm afraid I insist, I insist, And the only thing

804
00:36:49,590 --> 00:36:51,450
S3: that was missing from when any of them is the

805
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:54,750
S3: angle where you go assuming that this is good, and

806
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:57,030
S3: if there's, you know, if there's I'll only hear from

807
00:36:57,030 --> 00:37:00,360
S3: you if there's concerns to the contrary. I look forward

808
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,430
S3: to seeing it in production off the back of this.

809
00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:07,440
S4: Jack, here's a bit of a bombshell. We missed a

810
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,210
S4: call from the mint yesterday.

811
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,649
S3: You can only again, who knows what a missed call means.

812
00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,600
S3: But Carly got the call.

813
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,900
S4: It's from the mint number because she'd been calling the mint.

814
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:22,890
S3: One 800 mint, mint, mint? It's a long number.

815
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,770
S4: They didn't leave a message.

816
00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:29,490
S6: So it looks like an in-house number, not one three mint. Yeah.

817
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:31,020
S6: That's brilliant. That's what the.

818
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:35,640
S3: Call was coming from inside the mint. What a thriller. So.

819
00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:36,960
S6: Do we try and call them back?

820
00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,480
S4: Well, no, I think we're now we play hard to get.

821
00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:42,480
S4: We've been we've obviously been going too hard maybe.

822
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:42,870
S3: Yeah.

823
00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:43,920
S4: Come across as Kino's.

824
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:47,290
S3: Give us a note as well. Yeah. We want a tenner.

825
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,530
S3: I reckon, and yeah, we'll go. But I honestly can't

826
00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:55,960
S3: see it being anything other than them calling to say

827
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:07,210
S3: we're firing up the machine. Yeah. Can I. Um. At

828
00:38:07,210 --> 00:38:09,700
S3: risk of, you know, we have to be very careful

829
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:14,200
S3: about talking about golf content. Oh, yeah. Um, but I,

830
00:38:14,290 --> 00:38:16,390
S3: you know, it has to be it has to have

831
00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:18,610
S3: a general appeal. And I think this does have a

832
00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:20,830
S3: general appeal, but I caught up the other day with

833
00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:23,860
S3: preferred magician of the show, magic Mike. People might remember

834
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:30,760
S3: magician Mike from the mishap with Jack's jumper. Mike left

835
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,880
S3: his jumper with Jack rather than sending it back. Jack

836
00:38:33,910 --> 00:38:38,050
S3: unfortunately realized he enjoyed wearing it and contacted the makers

837
00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:40,629
S3: of the jumper to say, we've run into a problem here.

838
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,270
S3: Mike wants the jumper back, but I love it. Could

839
00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:45,719
S3: you send me one? In fact, could you send maybe

840
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:47,460
S3: you just send Mike a new one and I keep

841
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:49,170
S3: this one? Yes. And then.

842
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,520
S4: That's then. Then on this show went. Actually, it's a

843
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,550
S4: little snug. Could the company please send me one? So

844
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:58,620
S4: just started to use it at his own personal PA

845
00:38:58,650 --> 00:38:59,400
S4: system and.

846
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,340
S3: That's and that's that's all. Fine. That's. We know and

847
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:06,300
S3: love Jack for the weaseling. And that's all good. I

848
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:09,839
S3: was playing with magic Mike. Right? We're out on the course.

849
00:39:09,870 --> 00:39:12,839
S3: A guy comes out of the bushes, okay, guy comes out,

850
00:39:12,870 --> 00:39:15,180
S3: there's a rustling. First I heard a rustling. I was like,

851
00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:16,230
S3: something's going on in there.

852
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:19,800
S4: Just one quick one. Him yeah. Golf is a game

853
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,509
S4: where people cheat. Not I obviously don't, but people do.

854
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:29,550
S4: Is there? It is a shame because it's self-governed. Yep, yep.

855
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,580
S4: Playing with a magician. Are there, are there there ways?

856
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:35,580
S4: Do you think that his skills would allow him to

857
00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:37,320
S4: cheat more?

858
00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:40,680
S3: He's an honorable magician. He is. And he.

859
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:41,610
S4: Uses.

860
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,590
S3: He is an honorable magician and he uses his skills

861
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,989
S3: for good. Like usually only in the hole.

862
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,370
S6: Oh, another ball in the hole.

863
00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:52,540
S3: How did that happen? No, there's no Kim Jong un.

864
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:56,380
S3: He'll only use his skills to wow and amaze those

865
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:59,290
S3: in the clubhouse as he finds decks of cards behind

866
00:39:59,290 --> 00:40:00,670
S3: their ears. And then he.

867
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,219
S4: Hangs his magician skills up in the locker room before

868
00:40:03,219 --> 00:40:03,850
S4: he plays as a.

869
00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:07,030
S3: Mortal. He plays as a mortal. He goes as you,

870
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:09,489
S3: as you, as you, as you would want, as you

871
00:40:09,489 --> 00:40:12,279
S3: would want. And I'm sure that's the problem that demigods

872
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,739
S3: and things have to that do have powers. Like, hey,

873
00:40:14,770 --> 00:40:17,290
S3: today I'm just like you guys, Superman.

874
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,790
S4: You'd go, hey mate, can you pull back.

875
00:40:18,820 --> 00:40:21,580
S3: Today I'm Clark Kent. I'm just I'm just a regular guy.

876
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:24,009
S3: I'd like to experience the world as you do. Yes. Boy,

877
00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,300
S3: does he do a good job of playing as a

878
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:30,070
S3: mortal sometimes. Even though you could use magic to get

879
00:40:30,070 --> 00:40:31,870
S3: a hole in one, sometimes having up to 8 or

880
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:35,920
S3: 9 shots per hole, just really just to make the

881
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,690
S3: rest of us feel so mortal. And it encourages me

882
00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,860
S3: to play Extra mortal, to go look at us. Just

883
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,760
S3: a couple of flawed humans. Spending an hour on one hole.

884
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:50,520
S3: Go back and forth. I've been trying to get the

885
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,830
S3: ball in. Anyway, so in this particular hole, we hear

886
00:40:52,830 --> 00:40:55,380
S3: a rustling. Guy comes out of the bushes, right, with

887
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:58,560
S3: a giant camera. Wow. Like a giant telephoto lens. And

888
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,529
S3: I'm like, yeah, this is. Well, I was like this.

889
00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:06,630
S3: This is not un unlike what a paparazzi set up, right?

890
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:09,060
S3: But he's, like, talking to me. Usually paparazzi are just,

891
00:41:09,090 --> 00:41:11,189
S3: you know, pests that are miles away. You don't you

892
00:41:11,190 --> 00:41:14,310
S3: don't know where they are. So he's. So then I'm like,

893
00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:17,580
S3: maybe he's maybe there's someone famous on the course because

894
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,500
S3: he's like, he comes and he's like, sorry, guys. One

895
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,750
S3: second and he's walking over to he's like a little

896
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:25,800
S3: bit out of conversational distance. Okay. So I'm like, maybe

897
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,410
S3: there's I don't know, like maybe Trump's playing here or something.

898
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,629
S3: Like there's like there's someone of note on the course

899
00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:33,810
S3: and he's looking for a tip. Not that we would

900
00:41:33,810 --> 00:41:37,440
S3: reveal that. Um, but he's he's coming up and he goes, hey,

901
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,860
S3: just a quick question, guys. Yes. Do, um, do crows

902
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:47,410
S3: ever steal the ball? Like the birds. He goes. Do

903
00:41:47,410 --> 00:41:51,040
S3: they ever swoop down and steal the ball? And I went, yes. Yep.

904
00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:55,270
S3: Occasionally that can happen. I've very rarely though. Pretty rare.

905
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:57,730
S3: And he goes, do they really? And I go, yeah, right.

906
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,560
S3: And we're on the we're on the tee box, which

907
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,410
S3: for Non-golfers, that's the bit where you begin from and

908
00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:04,570
S3: you hit the ball from. So I go not very

909
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:08,440
S3: often here. Like like you're at the tee box. So

910
00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:10,450
S3: usually there's a human standing next to the ball and

911
00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:12,279
S3: about to hit the ball with a big club. More

912
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:14,919
S3: a crow would go for an unguarded ball, like towards

913
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,469
S3: the other end of the hole. And he goes, oh, wow.

914
00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:20,170
S3: So they really do they? I was like, is this guy?

915
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,750
S3: Is this a wind up? Like my first thought with

916
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,160
S3: you two, I was like, what's going on here? Because

917
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,290
S3: this is like, maybe Jack and Andy have set this

918
00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:29,049
S3: guy up and he goes and he goes, and they

919
00:42:29,050 --> 00:42:32,650
S3: really they grab it and they fly off with it. Yeah. Well,

920
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:35,170
S3: it can happen. He goes, oh, that's what I'm trying

921
00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:40,030
S3: to get a photo of. That's my. He goes. That's

922
00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:42,940
S3: my dream shot. That's his dream. That's my dream shot.

923
00:42:42,969 --> 00:42:45,190
S3: And I was like. And I go, is that what

924
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:47,529
S3: you're out here for? He goes, I've been trying. I've

925
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,420
S3: been trying. But I just didn't know if they really

926
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,330
S3: did it. Well, they do, but I've got to be

927
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:54,910
S3: honest with you, mate. You know, and I didn't tell

928
00:42:54,910 --> 00:42:56,469
S3: him this. I didn't want to break his heart, but

929
00:42:56,469 --> 00:42:59,740
S3: I had actually, that morning seen a picture, a photo

930
00:42:59,739 --> 00:43:03,670
S3: on Instagram of a squirrel on an eagle flying on

931
00:43:03,670 --> 00:43:06,520
S3: the back of it. I was like, mate, that's what

932
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,010
S3: you're up against. Just so you know, in the world

933
00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:12,670
S3: of amazing photos, you are up against a squirrel on

934
00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:14,830
S3: the back of an eagle. So I don't know if

935
00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:18,009
S3: a regular old crow with a golf ball in its mouth,

936
00:43:18,010 --> 00:43:20,710
S3: like I don't want to shit on anyone's dreams. Like

937
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:25,450
S3: dream away, dream big. But it ain't the greatest. It's

938
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:28,150
S3: not like it's not. It's not like getting, you know,

939
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:31,629
S3: like a whale jumping over a dolphin or anything like that.

940
00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:35,790
S3: This is a very achievable dream. Um, anyway, we went

941
00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:38,130
S3: on and that's when I did want to. That's when

942
00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:41,430
S3: I asked Mike. I actually remembered about the Weaseling incident. Jack.

943
00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,140
S3: I said, oh, by the way, where are we at

944
00:43:43,140 --> 00:43:43,500
S3: with that?

945
00:43:43,530 --> 00:43:44,219
S4: The jacket. Yeah.

946
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:48,510
S3: And and Mike told me that it all seems to

947
00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,910
S3: be well in the world, like the that company has

948
00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:54,720
S3: sent him, um, a new one, the new jumper. Yeah,

949
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:55,200
S3: it did work.

950
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,210
S6: And they sent me and they upgraded mine from a

951
00:43:57,210 --> 00:43:59,220
S6: large to an extra large. Right.

952
00:44:00,750 --> 00:44:04,170
S3: Right. And so then you sent Mike's large to him?

953
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:11,640
S6: No. That large that. Because Mike now has a new

954
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:12,060
S6: set of.

955
00:44:12,090 --> 00:44:14,250
S4: Yeah, but that's his jumper.

956
00:44:14,310 --> 00:44:17,879
S6: Yeah, but but but why would I have to then

957
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,250
S6: go like he's got a jumper. So the math still

958
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:21,660
S6: works out. At the end of the day he's got

959
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:22,380
S6: a jumper.

960
00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:25,290
S3: But now you have two and one of them is

961
00:44:25,290 --> 00:44:27,390
S3: owned by him. Yeah. Yeah.

962
00:44:27,390 --> 00:44:29,910
S6: But he's got he's got the exact same I see

963
00:44:29,910 --> 00:44:31,440
S6: he took a photo of it. He's got the exact

964
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,609
S6: same jumper. Just knew her. So why would I have

965
00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:34,930
S6: to go to the post office? Put it in the

966
00:44:34,930 --> 00:44:35,590
S6: post box.

967
00:44:35,590 --> 00:44:36,969
S4: Because it's not yours. I suppose it's.

968
00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:41,200
S6: The. No really. He's got the he's got something better.

969
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,480
S3: So you have an extra large jumper that those guys

970
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,420
S3: sent you that's yours. Yeah. And you also have a

971
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:49,330
S3: large jumper at your house. Who owns that?

972
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:57,940
S6: That is okay. Okay. That is Mike's jumper. But this

973
00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:00,760
S6: is why I like this in an unusual, like, wrinkle

974
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,840
S6: in the system. Because you don't usually make a third

975
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,850
S6: jumper out of nothing. But we have. Yes. So your

976
00:45:09,850 --> 00:45:11,590
S6: regular rules don't really apply.

977
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,120
S3: You're not being mortals. You are being magicians. You've made

978
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,150
S3: a third jumper where before there was two.

979
00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:26,740
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980
00:45:26,739 --> 00:45:30,700
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