WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 147 0:00:02.740 --> 0:00:04.120 Listen up production. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:12.990 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.110 --> 0:00:19.050 in three two. Sorry, it's still buffering. 0:00:20.660 --> 0:00:26.720 One join him. And boy, man. Hamish, you boil. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:27.080 Man. 0:00:27.110 --> 0:00:28.040 Boy. Lemon. Oh, boy. 0:00:29.810 --> 0:00:30.380 Piping hot. 0:00:30.380 --> 0:00:30.720 Sir. 0:00:31.940 --> 0:00:33.080 Phrase on the nose. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:37.669 Avoid my water tender. Jacko. Oh, it's nice and cool. Boy, 0:00:37.670 --> 0:00:40.460 you know, it's a steam engine that we're doing. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:44.059 You're off your you haven't you think you've worked the 0:00:44.060 --> 0:00:44.450 rails a. 0:00:44.450 --> 0:00:48.020 Day in your life? Drew, I haven't. I've got to 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:50.030 believe that there are seconds. 0:00:51.390 --> 0:00:54.400 Yeah. Steam engine, famed Hamish. You were on onto it. 0:00:54.410 --> 0:00:57.130 Boiler man. Jack. Are you sick of being woken by 0:00:58.010 --> 0:01:02.029 your water tender? Not as highly ranked as a boiler man, 0:01:02.390 --> 0:01:06.529 but still Im in the hot room hoping to make 0:01:06.530 --> 0:01:10.640 sure that that water gets to a boiling and steaming temperature. What? 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.010 It's cool. So saying that we have a problem. 0:01:13.430 --> 0:01:15.500 He sounded a bit relaxed. I mean. 0:01:15.510 --> 0:01:17.929 You've watched Thomas the Tank Engine. You would know the. 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:18.410 Core. 0:01:18.410 --> 0:01:23.569 Principle of steam engines is you never relax. A mechanical issue. 0:01:24.170 --> 0:01:25.700 That's the whole problem with any. 0:01:25.700 --> 0:01:27.920 Anything in the Thomas the Tank engine world. It's like, 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:28.730 you know, oh, no. 0:01:28.730 --> 0:01:31.220 There's not enough coal. I could say all. 0:01:31.220 --> 0:01:35.060 The ingredients for steam engines are very fiercely debated about. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:38.030 You can't be that relaxed, Jack. Anyway, ahoy! Two to Lucy, 0:01:38.030 --> 0:01:39.020 who uploaded. 0:01:39.020 --> 0:01:39.830 Signal Control. 0:01:40.190 --> 0:01:42.259 To Lucy. 0:01:42.860 --> 0:01:45.710 Who uploaded her audio very easily, I would suggest. 0:01:46.930 --> 0:01:47.510 Was on this. 0:01:47.870 --> 0:01:48.710 Is DeKalb. 0:01:49.220 --> 0:01:53.590 Illinois, number six. I hope you doing well in this lockdown. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.120 I hope you are keeping that Tesla within your five 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:59.020 kilometer radius. Just wanted to have it plugged in here 0:01:59.090 --> 0:02:00.830 and let you know that I think I have blown 0:02:00.830 --> 0:02:04.700 something wide open here. Sorry. Last week I was cooking 0:02:04.700 --> 0:02:08.300 a slow cooked, pulled pork dish and the recipe called 0:02:08.300 --> 0:02:14.149 for some Halloween hours. So I purchased these older house. Hello, painters. 0:02:14.510 --> 0:02:18.440 And I noticed the chili smell. One, two, three. We've 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:24.290 got three chilies making this a hot food. And it 0:02:24.290 --> 0:02:25.610 got me thinking and I did a little bit of 0:02:25.610 --> 0:02:29.480 research online. And my theory is that the older processor 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:33.380 heat scale expands across its whole product range. It is 0:02:33.380 --> 0:02:37.010 not just on the taco seasonings, it's across the whole range. 0:02:37.010 --> 0:02:39.889 So you talk seasonings only go up to a medium, 0:02:40.010 --> 0:02:44.270 mild medium, but you have a painter's and you salsas 0:02:44.540 --> 0:02:47.180 go up to a hot. So this is my theory 0:02:47.180 --> 0:02:50.320 for you. Think of wine at water. I think hopefully 0:02:50.330 --> 0:02:54.380 you can sleep better at night. I certainly have been. So, yeah. 0:02:54.590 --> 0:02:56.179 That's all for me. See you later. 0:02:57.110 --> 0:03:01.639 Wonderful insight really conjures up the vision of tossing and turning, going. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:06.250 By a lot of that. Why is that? 0:03:06.260 --> 0:03:09.310 A business go a selling point. It blows the conspiracy table, 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.260 not a close. The questions I suppose, we have for 0:03:12.260 --> 0:03:15.530 old El Paso Diva and a company that's been bought 0:03:15.860 --> 0:03:16.860 for a non sponsor. 0:03:16.860 --> 0:03:19.100 The company has come up with lot. 0:03:19.370 --> 0:03:23.630 Amazing amount of airtime this year and keep it going 0:03:23.630 --> 0:03:25.100 if I can for a second. Okay. 0:03:25.430 --> 0:03:29.390 The Texas quickly, does that satisfy Jack, maybe what you're 0:03:29.389 --> 0:03:32.300 encountering with that chili heat system that you did? I 0:03:32.300 --> 0:03:34.670 think she's absolutely right. There is. And and thank you 0:03:34.669 --> 0:03:36.470 for everyone sending it to me on Instagram as well. 0:03:36.470 --> 0:03:39.800 There are three chili versions of the sauce. There is 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.550 just more of the mix. Old El Paso Australia's Instagram 0:03:43.670 --> 0:03:48.140 sent me a photo of a white unlabeled packet and said, 0:03:48.410 --> 0:03:51.560 This is coming to you soon with free chilis dancing. 0:03:51.740 --> 0:03:55.190 Oh, but that was months ago. 0:03:55.190 --> 0:03:58.220 Now and that never came. So I'm worried that they 0:03:58.220 --> 0:04:00.530 thought that that maybe came to me and it never did. 0:04:01.220 --> 0:04:03.150 Maybe they heard about your mission chip sponsorship. 0:04:03.850 --> 0:04:05.120 I better realize that you play. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.500 Both sides of the Mexican. 0:04:06.500 --> 0:04:10.220 Border, Jake. Take it. You've got the. 0:04:10.850 --> 0:04:12.890 What I would say the prominent is a lady if 0:04:12.890 --> 0:04:16.880 the prominent brand wanting to satisfy you with a bespoke 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.010 seasoning kind of way. But I just thought, was. 0:04:19.010 --> 0:04:21.020 This something they were working on? And I just think 0:04:21.020 --> 0:04:23.510 it'll be make you happy. I think I don't think 0:04:23.750 --> 0:04:25.729 just I don't think the cheese does go across the 0:04:25.730 --> 0:04:28.070 whole brand because obviously don't put them on tortillas. They 0:04:28.070 --> 0:04:30.560 they all the tortillas. And so it's not like everything 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:34.120 they make has three chilies on it. You're color and 0:04:34.130 --> 0:04:36.560 depending on the hotness. Can I just say I forgot 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.860 to mention this to you guys a couple of days ago. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.190 I got the pockets. Oh, I got the pockets. We 0:04:43.190 --> 0:04:45.020 talked about months ago on the podcast. 0:04:45.020 --> 0:04:45.480 With I a. 0:04:45.610 --> 0:04:48.710 Lot of the no mass campaign. Surely now you idiots, 0:04:48.710 --> 0:04:50.740 you must be out to get it all in the pocket. Yeah, 0:04:50.740 --> 0:04:54.330 it was the theory because obviously bread doesn't talk have the, the, 0:04:54.339 --> 0:04:56.989 the ice and the can fall out of. Yeah. People 0:04:56.990 --> 0:04:59.450 don't like that so this is the no mess pocket. 0:04:59.690 --> 0:05:00.020 Was a good. 0:05:02.029 --> 0:05:03.950 You know, we you know, we're not paid to out 0:05:03.980 --> 0:05:05.160 here and this one person. 0:05:05.210 --> 0:05:08.690 Because my worry is, is that you can't then layer 0:05:08.690 --> 0:05:11.119 it properly either if you have stuffing a pocket. How 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.400 can you lie? Like he's. No, they're making a fall 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:14.160 to the bottom or. 0:05:14.180 --> 0:05:17.930 Well, yeah, you got to be good. And you obviously 0:05:17.930 --> 0:05:20.120 know it's just a jam, even like an ice cream. Yeah, 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.730 that wouldn't be the way to make a burrito. I 0:05:22.730 --> 0:05:25.160 used it for breakfast burritos. I was making a brekkie 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.300 burrito for me and my son. A lot of hype 0:05:29.300 --> 0:05:31.250 about the pockets that we get in the pockets. We 0:05:31.260 --> 0:05:33.469 got the pockets, open it up. The thing is, the 0:05:33.470 --> 0:05:36.050 pocket is obviously a 3D. You want to create the 0:05:36.050 --> 0:05:37.760 three day shape. That's they flat. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:38.390 Packed. Yeah. 0:05:39.140 --> 0:05:42.320 And unfortunately, the very first pocket I picked up along 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:45.200 the same along the resting of the fly back and 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.099 picked up it had a crack. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:50.210 At a crack, a tear in the pocket. And my 0:05:50.210 --> 0:05:53.479 heart broke off. How's this for all you've done? 0:05:53.529 --> 0:05:57.409 Yeah. You now need pockets with reinforced folds on them 0:05:57.410 --> 0:06:01.090 because the it was failing along the side of the pocket. 0:06:01.130 --> 0:06:02.390 And did you find one that didn't? 0:06:02.540 --> 0:06:04.279 None of the others did. Just one out of. 0:06:04.740 --> 0:06:05.090 Let's say. 0:06:05.270 --> 0:06:05.750 11. 0:06:06.050 --> 0:06:06.260 Of. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.210 Them were fine. Big. But you're right. I mean, you 0:06:08.210 --> 0:06:10.820 got to I'm spooning in the bacon and eggs like 0:06:10.820 --> 0:06:13.279 scrambled egg mixture I had and some AVO and you 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:15.050 kind of like you're building it you have to build 0:06:15.050 --> 0:06:15.650 them hovering. 0:06:15.650 --> 0:06:16.430 Yeah, that's hard. 0:06:16.430 --> 0:06:18.650 So you, you hovering it in your hand, squashing some 0:06:18.650 --> 0:06:20.929 AVO and then spooning lucky with bacon and eggs. 0:06:20.930 --> 0:06:22.130 Or putting something in a letterbox. 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.099 It was. Yeah, it was. It was like, I'm trying 0:06:25.100 --> 0:06:27.170 to but but if you had a letterbox for it 0:06:27.170 --> 0:06:28.760 was very important that you junk. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.320 Mail went in the middle. 0:06:30.500 --> 0:06:34.430 And bills them local announcements then a magnet from a 0:06:34.430 --> 0:06:35.180 real estate agent. 0:06:35.180 --> 0:06:35.690 Anything on the the. 0:06:37.430 --> 0:06:40.789 Home we wanted to kick off the show with a 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.010 look a bit of housekeeping. 0:06:43.010 --> 0:06:44.510 Yes we do this from time to time. 0:06:44.510 --> 0:06:47.779 We are a show that does peter out on a 0:06:47.779 --> 0:06:48.290 few ideas. 0:06:48.290 --> 0:06:49.460 We risk Peter out. 0:06:49.460 --> 0:06:50.960 We risk paper out. But we wanted to make it 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.710 clear that some things are not petering out. Yeah, but 0:06:54.710 --> 0:06:57.440 COVID and the pandemic has thrown off the throwing them 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:57.890 for a loop. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.919 I mean, Clive is really the source of a lot 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.750 of Peter at the concert hall. We'll do Peter out 0:07:02.750 --> 0:07:03.380 for a moment there. 0:07:03.380 --> 0:07:05.360 There are a bunch of special skills that people been 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.460 asking for that we've said yes, we'll get you on for. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:07.789 Yeah. 0:07:08.089 --> 0:07:11.180 And two that come to mind, the nine letter word 0:07:11.180 --> 0:07:13.250 girl that can get the matrix. 0:07:13.250 --> 0:07:13.910 Oh yeah. 0:07:13.910 --> 0:07:16.250 Yeah. Out of the paper. The matrix of the letters. 0:07:16.250 --> 0:07:19.250 And can he get the nine letter word every single time. 0:07:19.490 --> 0:07:21.620 We haven't been out of fly. Anyone in to be 0:07:21.620 --> 0:07:23.660 able to do that we need to do it in person. 0:07:23.660 --> 0:07:25.310 We do. We need someone. Do you actually need to 0:07:25.310 --> 0:07:27.530 walk past it? Because at my mom's house that you 0:07:27.530 --> 0:07:30.890 are regarded as, yeah, there's no faster way to win 0:07:30.890 --> 0:07:33.680 my mom's approval than to walk past the nine letter 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.570 word in the age of the Sydney Morning Herald, the. 0:07:35.570 --> 0:07:36.050 Matrix of. 0:07:36.050 --> 0:07:42.470 Letters and go, Oh, serendipity, whatever. And Mum will be 0:07:42.470 --> 0:07:44.410 loved forever. I mean she loves. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.060 The other one was be a tasting fellow. He said 0:07:47.060 --> 0:07:49.460 he can name any B aircraft B like if he 0:07:49.460 --> 0:07:52.940 just buy taste again, we can't fly people in so 0:07:52.940 --> 0:07:55.670 that they're all there. They're sitting there and we understand 0:07:55.670 --> 0:07:59.990 that when situation changes for Australia, boy will we have 0:08:00.410 --> 0:08:03.410 just a hot run of special skills being tested in 0:08:03.410 --> 0:08:04.040 the flesh. 0:08:04.070 --> 0:08:06.050 Yeah. What about fake plants again? 0:08:06.140 --> 0:08:08.870 We'd love him to come in. He can spot whether 0:08:08.870 --> 0:08:11.330 a plant is real or fake from across the road. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:12.830 I really want to say that. 0:08:12.830 --> 0:08:15.230 Because we can do it in the flesh. We it's 0:08:15.230 --> 0:08:17.210 tough for us to hold them up on a zoom 0:08:17.210 --> 0:08:19.490 and then go. That's if they. 0:08:19.490 --> 0:08:22.220 Are in the flesh. And a big one that's been 0:08:22.220 --> 0:08:24.200 coming through in terms of, hey, what's going on with this? 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:25.850 Which I haven't really addressed on air, but I've got 0:08:25.850 --> 0:08:28.970 back to a lot of people online only fans. You're 0:08:28.970 --> 0:08:31.340 only a fans of camp I've I had did let 0:08:31.340 --> 0:08:33.890 that Peter out I stopped the payment I made it 0:08:33.890 --> 0:08:37.819 free haven't dipped back in there I obviously stopped you 0:08:37.820 --> 0:08:39.530 know the content production. Yeah. 0:08:39.860 --> 0:08:40.490 Because it was poor. 0:08:41.300 --> 0:08:44.600 Well it just was hard to get hot shots of you. Yeah. Then, 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:45.980 you know, then a few months later you got the 0:08:45.980 --> 0:08:47.750 dog and I had a lot of people going mad. 0:08:47.750 --> 0:08:50.660 He's just. He's doing selfies with the dog in his undies. 0:08:50.750 --> 0:08:53.660 It's like, you know, as if that was the that 0:08:53.660 --> 0:08:55.250 was really the final nail in the coffin. 0:08:55.550 --> 0:08:57.020 For finally fans where well. 0:08:57.020 --> 0:08:59.030 If I'm trying to put this hot shit up and 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.540 maybe you're doing soft porn shots with the dog, not 0:09:02.890 --> 0:09:06.900 not just, you know, sexy shots like it and gaze on. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:08.960 I felt sorry for you. 0:09:08.990 --> 0:09:10.850 Were doing my firefighter calendar stuff. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:12.880 Anyway, you. 0:09:13.070 --> 0:09:15.199 You were doing some dog underpants stuff. And then people 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.810 were like, well, the only fans is it's that, you know, 0:09:18.059 --> 0:09:21.080 that easy peter out it's still active people go going 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:22.069 to I. 0:09:22.070 --> 0:09:23.420 Don't bother going high. 0:09:24.700 --> 0:09:26.300 And the official 24 seven. 0:09:26.390 --> 0:09:28.550 The slide potty Oh. 0:09:28.550 --> 0:09:28.970 That's on. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:32.840 That is very much on but obviously borders are closed 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.609 we can't get everyone from around the country to get 0:09:34.610 --> 0:09:37.130 on the American emergency slide. We think this is possibly 0:09:37.130 --> 0:09:40.520 a good thing because it gives everybody extra months to 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.570 strengthen your ankles. 0:09:41.630 --> 0:09:43.850 We want to say a lot of holidays, ankle weights 0:09:44.179 --> 0:09:48.229 being used to strengthen them up because whilst two or 0:09:48.230 --> 0:09:50.270 three will snap on the day, we'd love to keep 0:09:50.270 --> 0:09:50.900 it single digits. 0:09:50.900 --> 0:09:52.610 If it doesn't happen, this year will happen next year. 0:09:52.610 --> 0:09:55.460 Maybe even kick off the year with the slide party, 0:09:55.460 --> 0:09:58.010 emergency slide party on the 22. We'll get to go 0:09:58.010 --> 0:09:59.390 on the emergency slide in a plane. 0:09:59.690 --> 0:10:01.400 One that I get a little bit of pepper cannons. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.430 They are on the way. The pepper cannons are coming. 0:10:04.429 --> 0:10:07.550 Because these are a high powered application of pepper on 0:10:07.550 --> 0:10:07.970 a meal. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.990 They seem to deliver an industrial quantity of. 0:10:11.990 --> 0:10:14.090 Pepper at a pace and a power. 0:10:14.510 --> 0:10:15.829 That you didn't even know you need. 0:10:16.309 --> 0:10:17.270 But make you joyous. 0:10:17.780 --> 0:10:19.370 Yeah, we're going to do wasn't it wasn't the add 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.070 we're going to believe a lot of kids can't believe 0:10:22.070 --> 0:10:22.910 how happy that is. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:23.969 Yeah. Yeah. 0:10:24.050 --> 0:10:25.969 So we're going to try it and save our partners 0:10:26.270 --> 0:10:28.160 can sense a change in our. 0:10:28.570 --> 0:10:30.190 Can't put their finger on it, but we seem to 0:10:30.190 --> 0:10:31.630 be walking around just on top of the world. 0:10:31.940 --> 0:10:33.520 Mm hmm. And how many of. 0:10:33.700 --> 0:10:36.760 You are going to couple? We had a we. I 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:42.040 hired a guy from a and website or a like 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:46.150 an antosca type thing called member Upwork Teo, Thailand. Writing comedy. 0:10:46.150 --> 0:10:46.839 Writing for us. 0:10:46.890 --> 0:10:47.380 Yeah, yeah. 0:10:48.130 --> 0:10:51.010 He shows me absolute fortunes. I let that peter out 0:10:51.010 --> 0:10:53.110 myself because I got to excite at the time. And 0:10:53.110 --> 0:10:55.480 I think I put up, like, $100 a script to write. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:59.110 Casual conversation between three friends. Yes. And then I realized 0:10:59.110 --> 0:10:59.950 it was a us. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:00.459 Yeah. 0:11:00.850 --> 0:11:02.830 And I was like, okay, no wonder he's emailing me 0:11:02.830 --> 0:11:04.530 all the time. I had that guy. Do you want 0:11:04.540 --> 0:11:07.450 some more? Like Teo? Couldn't believe it. I think I 0:11:07.450 --> 0:11:09.250 still got a script floating around. I got an old 0:11:09.250 --> 0:11:12.069 one floating around that that we didn't use at the time. 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:14.470 Mm hmm. Have to dig around for it, but I'll. 0:11:14.590 --> 0:11:16.330 I'll have it waiting in the wings for us in 0:11:16.330 --> 0:11:16.869 the next couple of. 0:11:16.870 --> 0:11:19.350 Weeks if we ever feel we're running dry in content, like. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.480 Guys, you know, love doing the podcast, but just against 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.900 a creative wall today. Here we go. Thankfully, Tango's got 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.570 some casual conversation scripted for us. We don't even have 0:11:28.570 --> 0:11:33.610 to think about it. This was this was a big one. 0:11:33.610 --> 0:11:38.560 And you claim something in episode 122. Oh, Jack and 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:43.120 I mistakenly heard something in a story about you playing 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.840 Nothing Else Matters at school. At your U12 school by Metallica. 0:11:46.870 --> 0:11:47.380 Oh, yes. 0:11:47.620 --> 0:11:50.380 And and I and then we thought you were playing 0:11:50.380 --> 0:11:55.460 it on trumpet. But you were playing it on guitar. 0:11:55.540 --> 0:11:57.709 You're accompanying someone? That's right. Singing. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.620 I was singing and playing it. I was singing and 0:12:00.620 --> 0:12:03.140 playing in addition guitar because I left it in the 0:12:03.140 --> 0:12:07.370 sun while a more proficient lead guitarist was doing the 0:12:07.370 --> 0:12:08.510 lead during it. 0:12:08.510 --> 0:12:09.860 And it was his performance. 0:12:09.890 --> 0:12:12.680 Well, now was kind of both of our performance, but 0:12:12.830 --> 0:12:13.579 I ruined it. 0:12:14.780 --> 0:12:16.120 I didn't know you were singing it. 0:12:17.420 --> 0:12:20.680 How old were you? 18. Just. 0:12:23.780 --> 0:12:26.540 Yeah, I was eight. Six, eight, eight in six months. Yeah. 0:12:26.550 --> 0:12:28.309 The growling. Oh, yeah, I'll. 0:12:28.309 --> 0:12:30.859 Think of that. I can't remember the name of Metallica's 0:12:30.860 --> 0:12:35.120 lead singer, but he wouldn't know. No, that's the job. Hetfield. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.050 James Hetfield. James Hetfield. But yeah, I sounded nothing like. 0:12:38.210 --> 0:12:42.040 No, I mean, you know, even. Even even at that age. 0:12:42.050 --> 0:12:42.830 Think the girl. 0:12:43.220 --> 0:12:45.740 Ever. Have I ever. Have I ever sat of the line? 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.460 Yeah. Maybe thousands, thousands of dollars to get your voice 0:12:49.460 --> 0:12:51.590 up to that level. But you said this is the 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.230 grab when we mistakenly thought it was you playing. Nothing 0:12:54.230 --> 0:12:55.850 else matters. But I think you said this. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.970 You 12 concert got up to play. Nothing else matters. 0:12:58.970 --> 0:12:59.790 Five Delicate. 0:13:00.290 --> 0:13:02.690 What do you make of my guitar? Right. Sorry, I 0:13:02.690 --> 0:13:03.500 just immediately thought. 0:13:03.500 --> 0:13:07.490 Trumps you all. And I would have given it to, say. 0:13:07.970 --> 0:13:10.170 17 year old Andy honking. 0:13:10.170 --> 0:13:17.120 Yeah. Nothing else matters on the horn. I will. I 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:20.839 think they'll the end of the for the end of 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:25.970 the year played out the. Oh yeah. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.640 Okay that isn't a Peter out band. 0:13:35.540 --> 0:13:37.400 I want you to play the vocal line. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.530 The vocal line? Yeah, I'll play those notes. Like a 0:13:39.530 --> 0:13:41.330 lot of nothing else matters of the trumpet. 0:13:42.380 --> 0:13:44.300 At the moment. But of course all your stuff's in Melbourne, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:45.679 but if you got the travel. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:49.790 Trump We have to bring up the travel trumpet. How 0:13:49.790 --> 0:13:52.430 did you bring that for you? Living by yourself? Because 0:13:52.429 --> 0:13:53.569 I'm bored. I've got one. 0:13:54.170 --> 0:13:56.420 A treat for the neighbours. Oh. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:01.340 Great. Got a guy playing the Macarena again. Oh, well, this. 0:14:01.340 --> 0:14:03.439 Week nothing else matters. It starts preparation. 0:14:04.340 --> 0:14:05.090 Oh, boy. 0:14:05.390 --> 0:14:06.800 Have you two, have you hung out yet. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.929 Haven't they put a pillow. 0:14:08.929 --> 0:14:09.620 In it or something. 0:14:09.620 --> 0:14:09.900 Like. 0:14:10.790 --> 0:14:11.830 Full volume Kong. 0:14:12.740 --> 0:14:13.220 Yeah. 0:14:14.030 --> 0:14:15.349 I mean, I guess you got to do something. 0:14:15.350 --> 0:14:18.720 Yeah, exactly. I mean, people do they blow their I'll 0:14:18.830 --> 0:14:21.890 never know. Like they got leaf blowers and power drills 0:14:21.890 --> 0:14:23.290 and all that stuff. This is nice. 0:14:23.300 --> 0:14:24.860 That you wake up at 7:00 in the morning, go 0:14:24.860 --> 0:14:25.700 outside and blow the. 0:14:25.700 --> 0:14:29.260 Driveway. Just on all fours. 0:14:36.210 --> 0:14:39.330 Time we said we'd check back in with this. Of course. 0:14:39.330 --> 0:14:43.470 Our digital horses. Yeah. People who don't know they've built 0:14:43.470 --> 0:14:45.600 a new or metaverse or what they. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.210 Call it, then they're going to metaverse. And essentially you 0:14:48.210 --> 0:14:49.620 own a digital horse. 0:14:49.650 --> 0:14:50.220 Yeah, we. 0:14:50.220 --> 0:14:51.120 Bought them in digital. 0:14:51.150 --> 0:14:52.620 Money like bitcoin, yet. 0:14:52.620 --> 0:14:55.560 Unique. That is your unique horse. We've, of course, got 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.290 Thunder Castle. His view? 0:14:57.420 --> 0:15:00.780 Yep. And you raised them in the hope to earn 0:15:00.780 --> 0:15:02.730 money from the races, but also be out to sell 0:15:02.730 --> 0:15:04.470 the horses. Anyway, let's jump into it now. 0:15:12.460 --> 0:15:14.140 We love it. 0:15:14.170 --> 0:15:16.830 It's great. I mean, I love that because, you know, 0:15:16.870 --> 0:15:19.510 it effectively shows that you take the old yeah, you 0:15:19.510 --> 0:15:20.860 turn it into one zero. 0:15:21.460 --> 0:15:23.920 It's a joy to you. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.630 Duffy Digital joy. How are you going? 0:15:26.260 --> 0:15:30.100 Digital ADC now very keen, very excited to see. Whilst 0:15:30.100 --> 0:15:32.470 the a lot of the normal world has been locked down, 0:15:32.470 --> 0:15:36.190 the digital horse racing world has not been affected. The 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:38.170 digital nags continue to. 0:15:38.170 --> 0:15:39.550 Run a. 0:15:39.550 --> 0:15:40.270 Race a minute. 0:15:41.470 --> 0:15:45.160 Let's start with our main mare. See no show. Sure 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:49.110 she's a me or not. She is our main mare. Thunder, 0:15:49.110 --> 0:15:53.110 the castle she'd been breeding for us. But she's back racing. 0:15:53.110 --> 0:15:54.640 How has she been going? 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.990 She's. She's not really been competitive in her class. So 0:15:58.990 --> 0:16:01.930 there's there's been a few big changes over the past 0:16:02.410 --> 0:16:05.700 three weeks. So I'm just putting her on ice for 0:16:05.700 --> 0:16:08.110 the now, keeping her in the breed bond right. 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:09.800 With her when. 0:16:09.970 --> 0:16:10.190 When. 0:16:10.250 --> 0:16:11.770 When and when. 0:16:11.890 --> 0:16:14.620 You say she's not being competitive, is she winning too. 0:16:14.620 --> 0:16:19.140 Easily? Is that the worry? Is that. 0:16:19.150 --> 0:16:19.630 The worry? 0:16:19.930 --> 0:16:23.320 She's she's competing on a second and third basis. But 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.150 that's not what we're here for. We're here for the win. 0:16:25.810 --> 0:16:28.450 So I, I just want to look after her race 0:16:28.450 --> 0:16:31.450 record at the moment and manage that so that she 0:16:31.450 --> 0:16:35.110 keeps her value moving into the longevity of the game. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.140 More like a boxer. Yeah, at the moment, towards the 0:16:38.140 --> 0:16:41.040 end of their career, it's like, Oh, we're not fighting anyone. Good. Yeah. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:45.040 Let's just make sure we pick out some extent stuff. Yeah, yeah. What? 0:16:45.460 --> 0:16:47.320 How many races has she actually won? 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.660 She's only won the one race at the moment, but 0:16:49.660 --> 0:16:54.610 she's still got that 50% place. Right. So she's still, 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:58.900 she's still our y positive. Um, but again we want 0:16:58.900 --> 0:17:00.910 those wins. That's where, that's where you can make a 0:17:00.910 --> 0:17:02.290 lot of money if you were to then sell her 0:17:02.290 --> 0:17:04.550 off or do anything else in the future with her. 0:17:04.690 --> 0:17:07.660 Yeah. Okay. Well let's put us on the castle side 0:17:07.660 --> 0:17:10.450 now and let's just talk about our dipshits. 0:17:10.450 --> 0:17:16.540 Dipshits and shepherds. Which are these all offspring of Sun Castle? 0:17:16.570 --> 0:17:17.680 Yes, all offspring. 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.570 Yep. So we've got a bunch of them. Who've we got. 0:17:19.690 --> 0:17:21.369 Who else is in the stable now. They're, they're obviously 0:17:21.369 --> 0:17:23.440 of a lower class Simpsons guy. 0:17:23.619 --> 0:17:26.650 Jack Post is known by Jack to put Tony and 0:17:26.650 --> 0:17:28.270 Earl Squirrels and all. 0:17:28.270 --> 0:17:30.070 Of these whose of these four. 0:17:30.070 --> 0:17:30.760 Horses. 0:17:31.510 --> 0:17:36.130 That are the kids of of Thunder Castle who now 0:17:36.130 --> 0:17:37.389 that you know they kind of like a rowdy I 0:17:37.390 --> 0:17:39.430 think of them as like a rowdy bunch of teens. Yeah. 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:40.540 Who's showing promise? Yeah. 0:17:40.540 --> 0:17:41.950 Who is doing the best. 0:17:42.010 --> 0:17:43.540 Let me ask you a question. Let me let me 0:17:43.540 --> 0:17:46.590 flip that. Who do you think, based off the show 0:17:46.630 --> 0:17:48.490 where these names that come from should be doing the 0:17:48.490 --> 0:17:51.760 best from those names for Tony? Yeah. Yeah. See, this 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.140 is like, who do you think that should be doing 0:17:53.140 --> 0:17:53.620 the worst? 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:57.310 Well, probably with all due respect to Jack Price, they 0:17:57.310 --> 0:18:00.520 think it's The Simpsons guy that should be doing the worst. Yeah, 0:18:00.520 --> 0:18:02.410 but Jack Price would be a close second. 0:18:02.830 --> 0:18:05.800 I love it because Simpsons Guy's number one Jack Post 0:18:05.810 --> 0:18:09.010 is looking pretty promising. At number two, it's completely smooth. 0:18:09.050 --> 0:18:16.929 And these guys Jack feels immense pride. So what has 0:18:16.930 --> 0:18:18.010 Jack post one? 0:18:18.010 --> 0:18:22.930 One we have we haven't had the breakthrough because there's 0:18:22.930 --> 0:18:25.030 been a lot of updates that have been happening, so 0:18:25.030 --> 0:18:26.680 we haven't been able to run them in the ground 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:30.880 is as Hamish wanted right now, there's now been fatigue 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:32.169 entered into it as well. 0:18:32.590 --> 0:18:32.910 So the. 0:18:33.430 --> 0:18:33.490 The. 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:35.830 Changes that have been really sort of. 0:18:35.859 --> 0:18:38.290 That's interesting. Yeah. When we first pulled the horse like 0:18:38.290 --> 0:18:40.060 we were just laughing because it's sort of like, you know, 0:18:40.300 --> 0:18:41.949 fun the castle which she could have a baby and 0:18:41.950 --> 0:18:44.530 literally be running an hour later and possibly win a race. 0:18:44.530 --> 0:18:47.530 But now there's like so you can't say how long 0:18:47.530 --> 0:18:49.630 you have to wait. Now, after running a race. 0:18:50.109 --> 0:18:52.840 Where you've got a 24 hour period that you can 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:57.910 essentially resets the fatigue and each horse actually gets affected 0:18:57.910 --> 0:19:00.880 by fatigue and all these other things different. And also 0:19:01.270 --> 0:19:03.460 another layer to that is how your horse runs under 0:19:03.460 --> 0:19:06.669 different fatigue levels also comes into play as well. So 0:19:06.670 --> 0:19:08.920 there's a lot more training to go into it. But 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:11.649 what it means is that these horses are maybe sitting 0:19:11.650 --> 0:19:14.740 on the fringe that aren't bad, they're not great, but 0:19:15.369 --> 0:19:17.470 they have the winning ability. It means that they're going 0:19:17.470 --> 0:19:19.570 to have a lot more chance, if they're managed correctly, 0:19:19.570 --> 0:19:20.490 to win more races. 0:19:20.510 --> 0:19:22.720 So because they might be running against a good horse 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:23.380 that's tired. 0:19:23.530 --> 0:19:24.970 That's right. That's exactly right. 0:19:25.180 --> 0:19:27.010 Christian, thank you very much. 0:19:27.730 --> 0:19:29.710 We will do that for Jack. He's going to have 0:19:29.710 --> 0:19:30.629 heavy fatigue. Oh. 0:19:31.220 --> 0:19:32.590 Yeah. I mean. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:35.080 I was surprised he rocked up to hear the races. 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:37.360 But thank you, buddy. We'll check back in a few 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:39.700 weeks time and say, are you still looking to to 0:19:39.700 --> 0:19:42.220 breed a couple more? I still buy a couple more shepherds. 0:19:42.460 --> 0:19:45.220 So what I'm going to do is now our offspring 0:19:45.220 --> 0:19:48.190 are actually starting to come of age that we can 0:19:48.190 --> 0:19:50.170 actually start to grade them as well. So. Exactly. 0:19:50.170 --> 0:19:52.359 Jack's activity. Yeah. 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.430 So we're going to start to sort of go down 0:19:54.430 --> 0:19:57.129 the generations and that's where it gets really exciting. So 0:19:57.130 --> 0:19:58.869 what I'm going to start to do with the stables 0:19:58.869 --> 0:20:01.659 is actually manage that as well in that we're starting 0:20:01.660 --> 0:20:04.810 to get a good income stream coming from putting the 0:20:04.810 --> 0:20:07.629 horses into stud and I'll even look to breed The 0:20:07.630 --> 0:20:11.350 Simpsons guy and to put Tony to. The little bit 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:16.909 of inbreeding on the platform. So the census guy is 0:20:16.910 --> 0:20:19.040 a good one. So we'll put him into the stud 0:20:19.040 --> 0:20:20.780 bond and we should have a lot of people sort 0:20:20.780 --> 0:20:22.940 of lining up to take a break with him. 0:20:23.090 --> 0:20:25.369 If you've seen Jack pose in the changerooms after a 0:20:25.369 --> 0:20:26.959 swim of people hiding out. 0:20:27.050 --> 0:20:27.139 The. 0:20:28.010 --> 0:20:28.520 Same jack. 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:34.940 In the sky and it's wonderful. Thanks. Christians makes a 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:36.080 major light. 0:20:41.650 --> 0:20:45.160 And you've been a resident of Sydney now for over 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:45.430 a month. 0:20:45.700 --> 0:20:46.240 Yeah, well. 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:51.730 Over up doing the 100 from Sydney and then captured by. 0:20:51.730 --> 0:20:52.330 Her boarders. 0:20:53.410 --> 0:20:54.670 Much like in Galaga. 0:20:54.910 --> 0:20:55.430 Yeah. 0:20:55.430 --> 0:20:58.540 You thought you would just hit two sheets and aliens 0:20:58.720 --> 0:20:59.950 and we wafted out the. 0:20:59.950 --> 0:21:01.090 Blue rays. 0:21:01.270 --> 0:21:03.490 And caught you. Now you and me, a double shoot. 0:21:03.970 --> 0:21:08.770 Yeah. Yeah. Well, bubble buddies, bubble bodies, double shifts. Do 0:21:08.800 --> 0:21:09.500 you believe him? 0:21:09.670 --> 0:21:12.670 And I suppose the things that bring out of us. Well, 0:21:12.670 --> 0:21:14.590 they're not be is because we're firing these into us. 0:21:15.369 --> 0:21:17.619 Ways, long ways to plenty of it. 0:21:17.650 --> 0:21:21.130 Some more than others. We might try and put that behind. 0:21:21.130 --> 0:21:24.460 Not the point of this. Appreciate you having me over 0:21:24.460 --> 0:21:28.000 to the house. Sometimes I've bubble buddy and that's the 0:21:28.000 --> 0:21:29.590 reasons to your toilet for having. 0:21:30.060 --> 0:21:30.399 To. 0:21:31.210 --> 0:21:32.260 Be subjected to. 0:21:32.260 --> 0:21:34.820 Your average flows flow. 0:21:34.820 --> 0:21:36.609 Yeah, but then also the death star. 0:21:36.609 --> 0:21:38.260 Of floats of. 0:21:38.710 --> 0:21:42.610 Just shards and porcelain flying around the bathroom. And it 0:21:42.609 --> 0:21:44.950 is a rental, so you'll be up for an absolute 0:21:45.070 --> 0:21:46.930 huge bond. That's why I always bring that. 0:21:46.930 --> 0:21:47.680 Carbon fibre. 0:21:47.890 --> 0:21:48.260 Toilet. 0:21:49.090 --> 0:21:52.840 I always bring my pay shield. It's the right thing 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:55.000 to do when you're visiting someone's house. If you have 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:55.419 an escape. 0:21:56.380 --> 0:22:00.130 Hijacker twist on this. Yeah. So it's a singles buddy 0:22:00.130 --> 0:22:02.699 about bubble, right? Yeah. And people going. People were texting me, 0:22:02.700 --> 0:22:05.520 damning me, going, you're not single, you know, let it a. 0:22:05.650 --> 0:22:06.330 Couple of weeks ago. 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:09.820 It's not it's not the point, you know. It's not 0:22:09.820 --> 0:22:13.820 the point. Anyone living by themselves in Sydney is it. 0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:15.970 But not doing like a I can pronounce you Chuck 0:22:15.970 --> 0:22:17.129 and Larry thing with Hayman. 0:22:17.290 --> 0:22:18.500 You know. 0:22:18.970 --> 0:22:20.500 When I went over and he's like, just come in 0:22:20.500 --> 0:22:21.250 through the bedroom. 0:22:21.369 --> 0:22:24.070 Like, I'll try and what. 0:22:24.280 --> 0:22:27.820 Interesting insight after all these years to see the other 0:22:27.820 --> 0:22:30.700 side of how the flies must feel in the spider's. 0:22:30.700 --> 0:22:30.970 Web. 0:22:31.500 --> 0:22:33.490 Yeah, it's come straight through the bedroom. Oh. 0:22:33.850 --> 0:22:34.090 I was. 0:22:34.090 --> 0:22:34.900 Told we were having dinner. 0:22:34.900 --> 0:22:35.350 First. 0:22:35.619 --> 0:22:37.869 And perhaps I'll be treated to a meal. 0:22:37.869 --> 0:22:38.889 If I perform well. 0:22:41.859 --> 0:22:46.270 There is an easier to open door of a patio. 0:22:47.230 --> 0:22:51.250 Doors can be tricky. Yes, yes, it's right here. 0:22:53.109 --> 0:22:53.950 And he does this. 0:22:53.950 --> 0:22:56.020 Through a spare bedroom that I'll not use it. 0:22:56.020 --> 0:22:57.940 In my friends behind my head going. 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.040 So crazy we never really get. 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:01.149 A chance to talk at work. 0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.250 Thanks so much for coming. Think there's a curfew, you know, 0:23:06.250 --> 0:23:10.510 led to go home? Oh, I didn't hear about the curfew. Oh, hey. Anyway, 0:23:10.540 --> 0:23:13.660 we're up and we're in Sydney that I moved to Sydney, 0:23:13.660 --> 0:23:15.969 you know, with my family in January. I've been here 0:23:15.970 --> 0:23:17.350 a little longer than you do in the lay of 0:23:17.350 --> 0:23:18.939 the land, but you're doing great. 0:23:18.950 --> 0:23:20.020 Thanks, I think. Well, thanks. 0:23:20.020 --> 0:23:20.320 Thanks. 0:23:20.619 --> 0:23:22.240 He's I'm glad you hear that, because I want to 0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:25.000 reference something that I'm glad you've been here. I want 0:23:25.000 --> 0:23:26.500 to reference something that you might have seen or you 0:23:26.500 --> 0:23:28.030 might not have seen. But it's been on my mind 0:23:28.030 --> 0:23:29.260 for and I just sort of gave this one. I 0:23:29.260 --> 0:23:30.790 was like, I've got to bring it out. With A&E, 0:23:31.540 --> 0:23:33.610 there is an ad on the side of a bus. 0:23:33.890 --> 0:23:35.500 It's actually on the back of a bus and there 0:23:35.500 --> 0:23:37.390 are a lot of buses going around Sydney and I 0:23:37.390 --> 0:23:40.720 think it's Sydney's worst and I think it's probably the 0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:41.590 worst out of everything. 0:23:41.619 --> 0:23:43.630 Okay, it's not a full. 0:23:43.660 --> 0:23:45.970 It's for a great cause, one that be very close 0:23:45.970 --> 0:23:47.950 to your heart. One, it's for saving water. 0:23:48.040 --> 0:23:48.399 Okay? 0:23:48.400 --> 0:23:51.760 Yes, it's for, you know, I'm a thriftiness. Yep. And 0:23:51.760 --> 0:23:55.600 you know, we all agree no one's pro water wastage 0:23:56.080 --> 0:24:00.190 help the farmers. Bush fires climate change. We love it. 0:24:00.300 --> 0:24:02.430 They the the what they've gone for. 0:24:02.430 --> 0:24:03.690 Though it's it's a it's a. 0:24:03.690 --> 0:24:04.800 Cut down issue. How is. 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:05.520 That? Okay. 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.610 Jack, I'll see if we can I can accurately paint 0:24:08.609 --> 0:24:10.320 the picture. Yes, I know. We're in an audio medium. 0:24:11.100 --> 0:24:11.850 The guy. 0:24:12.270 --> 0:24:12.659 It's actually a. 0:24:12.660 --> 0:24:16.379 Chubby, redheaded, bearded guy, which is the law in all ads. 0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:18.030 You must have a chubby. 0:24:18.630 --> 0:24:21.720 Judy guy with a beard and a red head. Ideally 0:24:21.720 --> 0:24:22.590 the same guy. 0:24:23.010 --> 0:24:23.410 Like. 0:24:23.760 --> 0:24:27.179 That's. So it's just your standard ad guy with a 0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:30.570 shower cap on and and and then like, yeah, he's 0:24:30.570 --> 0:24:31.200 in the shower. 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:31.560 Okay. 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:32.700 And then the shower cap. 0:24:32.700 --> 0:24:35.550 I have gone for common by over common man with 0:24:35.550 --> 0:24:37.350 like a portly fellow. Yeah, but. 0:24:37.890 --> 0:24:38.370 I. 0:24:38.369 --> 0:24:41.290 Know a guy from the 15th had a bit of 0:24:41.390 --> 0:24:42.330 a matronly. 0:24:42.330 --> 0:24:43.619 Lady ways to protect her. 0:24:43.619 --> 0:24:45.330 Curly hair. Yeah, so, you know, to get. 0:24:45.330 --> 0:24:47.369 To the salon again. So anyway, he's got the shower 0:24:47.369 --> 0:24:49.710 cap on, but again, it's like that's the theme of 0:24:49.710 --> 0:24:52.380 the ad. It's a bit cut. It's a bit like pantomiming. Like, 0:24:52.380 --> 0:24:53.940 you know, I'm surprised he doesn't have a rubber duck 0:24:53.940 --> 0:24:55.920 in a scrubbing brush. You know, you really sell that. 0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:56.280 He's in the. 0:24:56.280 --> 0:24:58.080 Shower and he I imagine he's kind of waist up 0:24:58.080 --> 0:24:58.890 in this show. Does he? 0:24:58.890 --> 0:25:01.379 Yep. Kind of wipes out, maybe even, like, ribs up. Yeah. 0:25:01.830 --> 0:25:03.750 That's why they included the shower. Okay. That's right. He 0:25:03.750 --> 0:25:04.770 would have been sitting there in. 0:25:04.770 --> 0:25:09.130 The has gone. Just looks like he's doing it. Which 0:25:10.340 --> 0:25:13.320 pervert you put your shower cap on you know he's 0:25:13.500 --> 0:25:14.400 we know he freaks out. 0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:18.780 Yeah we do when we think about it. We do 0:25:18.780 --> 0:25:20.070 know we can't see it but we. 0:25:20.070 --> 0:25:22.379 Know we know that it's out for a reason. We 0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:23.100 mean it's. 0:25:23.220 --> 0:25:25.020 It's it's a medical review and. 0:25:25.290 --> 0:25:26.960 He's just out doing what we all do it. Yeah. 0:25:27.140 --> 0:25:29.639 And now he's got a shower cap on so he's innocent. Anyway, 0:25:29.670 --> 0:25:32.429 this stain blowing up around him. Right. And the slogan 0:25:32.430 --> 0:25:34.350 that they've come up with is Don't turn your shower 0:25:34.350 --> 0:25:37.439 into a sauna bulb. Right? So they kind of like 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:39.030 this is the character that he's playing. 0:25:39.510 --> 0:25:41.100 But that's not what you say. 0:25:41.190 --> 0:25:43.679 That's the first error. That's temperature based. Yeah. 0:25:44.100 --> 0:25:44.520 Okay. 0:25:44.820 --> 0:25:46.500 Exactly. That's that's that's. 0:25:46.500 --> 0:25:47.940 That's actually an ad for don't have too. 0:25:47.940 --> 0:25:48.950 Hawkish, you know. Yeah. 0:25:49.010 --> 0:25:50.190 Yeah. Which has nothing to do. 0:25:50.190 --> 0:25:55.650 With water and. Exactly, exactly. So you're actually wrong. Like 0:25:55.650 --> 0:25:56.159 the whole. 0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:58.890 Point of this is flawed from the get go. If 0:25:58.890 --> 0:26:00.780 it was, don't turn your shower into a bath. Right. 0:26:00.810 --> 0:26:04.350 Like don't have a big don't flood the house. Yeah. Okay. 0:26:04.380 --> 0:26:05.550 So already you're like. 0:26:06.180 --> 0:26:06.899 Wrong, wrong. 0:26:07.020 --> 0:26:12.119 You've completely deceased. In fact, if anything, this there's less 0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:14.050 water going down the drain when it stain because. 0:26:14.109 --> 0:26:17.310 It will be actually. 0:26:17.310 --> 0:26:19.830 Capturing more of the water in the house and it 0:26:19.830 --> 0:26:22.710 will condense and you could use a lighter so already 0:26:22.710 --> 0:26:25.740 wrong them then and this is the bit we just 0:26:25.740 --> 0:26:27.960 go this goes from an average ad to like okay 0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:32.100 these are the worst that there's a fireman coming in 0:26:32.100 --> 0:26:36.450 through the bathroom window behind him like like scowling at him. 0:26:36.660 --> 0:26:37.020 Like. 0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:38.550 Like. Oh, we thought there. 0:26:38.550 --> 0:26:39.420 Was a fire in here. 0:26:40.020 --> 0:26:43.320 Not yeah, yes, yeah. Steve lightbulbs there. 0:26:43.350 --> 0:26:47.220 They steam and open bathroom window fireman climbing and then like. 0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:48.030 Oh. 0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:49.050 It's just you having a. 0:26:49.050 --> 0:26:53.790 Long shower. Did you ever go to jail so you don't. 0:26:53.790 --> 0:26:56.310 Understand the concept of temperature versus volume? 0:26:56.310 --> 0:26:56.490 Yeah. 0:26:57.210 --> 0:26:58.889 You're insulting the fire department. 0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:04.550 That would deploy would. They would deploy to a steamy bathroom. 0:27:04.820 --> 0:27:08.030 Thinking it's a house fire. These guys are trained professionals. 0:27:08.300 --> 0:27:09.260 Trained training, a whole lot of trust. 0:27:09.380 --> 0:27:10.129 They can't discern. 0:27:10.130 --> 0:27:14.810 Smoke from steam, no water vapor, the smoke and the 0:27:15.470 --> 0:27:17.330 public over there, they just coming and going. 0:27:17.630 --> 0:27:20.570 Might not you again it. How long was this one? 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:21.440 6 minutes. 0:27:21.830 --> 0:27:24.980 Meanwhile, there's like a factory fire somewhere like that is. 0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:25.700 That's a. 0:27:25.700 --> 0:27:27.650 Shock. That's the with that. It's the worst that. 0:27:34.290 --> 0:27:38.010 And an amazing special skill fell to my side of 0:27:38.010 --> 0:27:42.119 the email fence. And a man called Harrison has a skill. 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:43.889 This is one of our favorite categories of skill is 0:27:43.890 --> 0:27:47.100 just something that you you encounter a lot but you 0:27:47.100 --> 0:27:49.169 never think about, ah, well, what if I was a 0:27:49.170 --> 0:27:51.510 superhuman in this field? Yeah, it's. I suppose it's like 0:27:51.510 --> 0:27:53.250 it's a nuisance that you deal with in daily life, 0:27:53.820 --> 0:27:57.840 talking about mandarins and their pips. The things I face 0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:01.080 a lot of Mandarin pip issues in my life have kids. 0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:03.870 My kids really love a Mandy. Yeah. And they like 0:28:03.869 --> 0:28:04.860 and you love being able to. 0:28:04.859 --> 0:28:06.450 Keep it to kid things because you. 0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:11.430 Enjoy peeling it yourself. Yeah, it's kind of like it's manageable. 0:28:11.490 --> 0:28:13.020 You're not allowed to have sugar, but it's sort of 0:28:13.020 --> 0:28:15.929 like it's kind of a hit, like eating vitamin sales or. 0:28:16.109 --> 0:28:16.940 And it's a trainer. 0:28:16.950 --> 0:28:19.920 You're like, That's not really sugar beet. It is better than. 0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:21.150 Bitter, I suppose. 0:28:21.270 --> 0:28:24.180 And it's like a beginning level of orange because it's 0:28:24.180 --> 0:28:27.270 easier to peel. Yeah, it's like practice amazing. You eventually 0:28:27.270 --> 0:28:28.350 upgrade to an art at some point. 0:28:28.350 --> 0:28:30.679 Currently the kids favorite thing at the moment and I 0:28:30.690 --> 0:28:33.870 has to steal the mandarins, go and hide in our 0:28:33.869 --> 0:28:36.910 wardrobe and to sit under the like under those dresses 0:28:36.930 --> 0:28:39.720 of just eight mandarins. And there, you know, it's like dancing. 0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:39.980 Yes. 0:28:39.990 --> 0:28:41.250 That's that's a day. 0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:41.610 She's at. 0:28:41.610 --> 0:28:41.969 40. 0:28:42.660 --> 0:28:45.180 That's pretty much the holidays. Just split up into bits 0:28:45.180 --> 0:28:45.570 that cheer. 0:28:45.570 --> 0:28:47.790 Up 43 year old let's 40 minutes is going all 0:28:47.790 --> 0:28:49.110 over the world revenue mandarins. 0:28:49.800 --> 0:28:52.209 And that's a very fun game at the moment though 0:28:52.290 --> 0:28:54.540 not loving it because she finds a lot of Mandarin pips. 0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:58.030 And see clients however. 0:28:58.830 --> 0:29:00.990 I have right and he went he skills about mandarins 0:29:00.990 --> 0:29:03.990 he can tell from the outside of the Mandarin he's 0:29:03.990 --> 0:29:06.810 gone I can tell many people are in there now 0:29:06.810 --> 0:29:09.240 we that blew our minds because we were like, I 0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:10.980 didn't realise this was a skill I'd love to have. 0:29:10.980 --> 0:29:14.700 The skill have to be taught this because quite often 0:29:14.700 --> 0:29:17.190 if you're hiding in the cupboard with your children eating mandarins, 0:29:17.490 --> 0:29:19.770 you think having a fun time, but then finding a 0:29:19.770 --> 0:29:22.050 pip can really derail the move? Yeah, especially if you're 0:29:22.050 --> 0:29:22.530 a four. 0:29:22.530 --> 0:29:22.830 Year old. 0:29:23.430 --> 0:29:27.440 Daughter of mine. Yeah. So that really, I'm like, what 0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:30.750 a wonderful ability if someone can. Because to the layperson 0:29:30.750 --> 0:29:32.630 like you or I, it it's a. 0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:35.160 Can play lottery. Oh yeah. I don't have to be none. 0:29:35.170 --> 0:29:36.180 I've be I'm after. 0:29:36.180 --> 0:29:38.610 One to throw Mandarin just in fear of getting. 0:29:38.610 --> 0:29:40.970 What I'm up to. A lot expecting them every topic exactly. 0:29:41.250 --> 0:29:43.470 Could be one Pippin in there could be one at 0:29:43.470 --> 0:29:45.120 one per segment. Sometimes I've had. 0:29:45.120 --> 0:29:45.960 Two or three per. 0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:49.440 Segment in the whole. Mandy Yeah. And I guess she 0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:52.770 never occurred to me to go right. What species of 0:29:52.770 --> 0:29:55.350 Mandarin was that? Because I've since learnt, because I have 0:29:55.350 --> 0:29:57.600 shopped for this segment, there are different. 0:29:57.690 --> 0:29:58.150 Ha. 0:29:58.260 --> 0:30:02.100 Different species, different types of Mandarin. Yeah. What I should 0:30:02.100 --> 0:30:04.440 be doing is keeping notes and just going you band 0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:08.670 if you're a high Pym species, you band anyway, that's 0:30:08.670 --> 0:30:12.000 Harrison's skill. He joins us now over Zoom. We've got 0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:15.780 to do this remotely, HARRISON How am I to unite boys? 0:30:15.780 --> 0:30:17.550 And I hope you've been taking off the dogs. Andy 0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:19.570 No need. 0:30:19.710 --> 0:30:22.469 So, Kate, just hopefully you just kept Mandy's in our 0:30:22.470 --> 0:30:26.910 mouth for this segment and much healthier addiction. Harrison, how 0:30:26.910 --> 0:30:28.860 long have you had this skill for? 0:30:29.340 --> 0:30:34.290 Well, all previously worked at a greengrocer before. And as 0:30:34.290 --> 0:30:38.400 you know, ham, there are perks of working in retail. 0:30:38.910 --> 0:30:42.030 So instead of having, you know, the magnum ice creams 0:30:42.030 --> 0:30:44.050 behind the counter on video. 0:30:44.820 --> 0:30:45.230 Thank you. 0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:48.990 Mandarins. But in saying that there is a lot of 0:30:48.990 --> 0:30:51.930 different brands and different types of mandarins, so it is 0:30:51.930 --> 0:30:53.790 it is quite hard and I challenge everyone out there 0:30:53.790 --> 0:30:54.870 to give it a go, I say. 0:30:54.870 --> 0:30:56.760 But I think just from a nutritional or a health 0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:59.700 star rating better much safer to eat three mandarins a 0:30:59.700 --> 0:31:01.300 shift than three Magnum Argos. 0:31:01.730 --> 0:31:02.440 Yes we've. 0:31:02.550 --> 0:31:04.830 Cardiovascular health pants popping we. 0:31:04.830 --> 0:31:06.270 May have seen a thinner Blake. 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:07.470 Doing his. 0:31:07.710 --> 0:31:08.400 Lifetime. 0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:09.900 Driven up your pants because. 0:31:09.900 --> 0:31:14.070 You eat too many mandarins probably. 0:31:14.070 --> 0:31:15.870 Not because of course you know, like throw out a 0:31:15.870 --> 0:31:17.280 couple of Mandarin brands that. 0:31:17.280 --> 0:31:19.810 As Harrison throws you eat. 0:31:20.070 --> 0:31:20.790 Yeah. What do you got? 0:31:21.020 --> 0:31:24.300 You know you got you got your Ben Diego you 0:31:24.300 --> 0:31:29.040 got the light, you got your tango. You know which 0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.530 ones the most lost touch. If you if you saw 0:31:31.530 --> 0:31:36.400 someone having a look, it would probably have to be expensive. Odd. 0:31:36.450 --> 0:31:40.070 The pocket mandarins can walk in a department. 0:31:40.470 --> 0:31:42.540 Must be very nice cruiser you know, cruising down the 0:31:42.540 --> 0:31:44.400 street with two iPhones to it. 0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:44.880 To pocket. 0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:49.860 So our plan was to give him one wasn't it. 0:31:49.860 --> 0:31:51.190 Well I've actually got, we got. 0:31:51.390 --> 0:31:54.240 Yeah we've got three, I've selected three and I believe 0:31:54.240 --> 0:31:55.650 Harrison in your email you said as long as he 0:31:55.650 --> 0:31:58.710 could see the outside of the Mandarin, then you could 0:31:58.710 --> 0:32:01.090 guess this is your skill in a nutshell, or in 0:32:01.090 --> 0:32:04.890 a mandarin pale you can see the Mandarin and immediately say, 0:32:04.890 --> 0:32:06.600 How many pips are in it? Now, is this. 0:32:06.630 --> 0:32:10.770 A foolproof skill? Yes, it is. I think in many considerations, 0:32:10.770 --> 0:32:13.050 such as looking at the food veto, which is the 0:32:13.050 --> 0:32:17.880 outside layer of the mandarin skin. Yeah. The size. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 0:32:18.210 --> 0:32:20.550 You ask that. Wow. Okay. So do you know how 0:32:20.550 --> 0:32:22.410 many segments are in each mandarin. 0:32:23.190 --> 0:32:24.450 And which mandarin do you. 0:32:24.450 --> 0:32:27.480 Have? Well, he's okay and I've got three spaces in 0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:30.390 front of me. Should I pick the space? 0:32:30.540 --> 0:32:30.780 Yeah. 0:32:31.470 --> 0:32:34.290 The type of Mandarin. And because I kind of feel 0:32:34.290 --> 0:32:36.390 like that would be even more impressive for Harrison if 0:32:36.390 --> 0:32:38.190 he doesn't get a say in it. Yeah, and then 0:32:38.190 --> 0:32:40.260 we'll show it to you via Zoom. Harrison, did we 0:32:40.260 --> 0:32:42.090 have to tell you the type of Mandarin. 0:32:42.900 --> 0:32:45.330 It would help just purely because we're on Zoom. If 0:32:45.330 --> 0:32:47.580 you tell me what type of name, I'm happy to 0:32:47.580 --> 0:32:50.420 do that because this already seems hard enough. Okay. 0:32:50.440 --> 0:32:53.920 Okay, well, we've got the McCarten, the writing material, and 0:32:53.950 --> 0:32:56.280 the Dawkins the fan, so I don't have one of those. 0:32:56.620 --> 0:33:00.240 You went to find my normal game, which is by 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:03.030 a nice common man, red imperial and a merkel. 0:33:03.060 --> 0:33:03.630 Okay, okay. 0:33:04.100 --> 0:33:06.990 All right. Okay. And before you say anything, let's. Let's 0:33:07.020 --> 0:33:07.650 play the opener. 0:33:09.150 --> 0:33:13.950 Back. Seriousness is killing me and me. 0:33:14.300 --> 0:33:18.690 I must confess. I want to see. I want to 0:33:18.690 --> 0:33:19.880 see what's. 0:33:19.880 --> 0:33:23.720 In this many. So clear your mind, Harry. 0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:30.780 This time. Baby one more time for the first time. 0:33:31.200 --> 0:33:32.880 Yes, because we haven't seen you do it before. So 0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:34.350 for you, it's one more time. For us, it's the 0:33:34.350 --> 0:33:36.900 first time. Why don't we go? Ready, Imperial? 0:33:36.930 --> 0:33:37.860 Okay. All right. 0:33:38.620 --> 0:33:42.570 Andy is now showing Harrison the Red Imperial. He's rotating 0:33:42.570 --> 0:33:44.760 it slowly, almost like it's on a plinth at a 0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:45.480 car show. 0:33:45.510 --> 0:33:47.850 It's got a prominent nipple at the top. Would you 0:33:47.850 --> 0:33:51.120 say it's one of those called prominent nipple? We can 0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:51.450 go with. 0:33:52.470 --> 0:33:53.280 A raised. 0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:53.920 Area. 0:33:54.310 --> 0:33:54.440 Yeah. 0:33:55.290 --> 0:33:56.190 Let's leave it there. 0:33:57.510 --> 0:33:59.370 The other one is Mercantile, right? 0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:04.890 And then the dimple is shallow. Yes. So I would 0:34:04.890 --> 0:34:08.730 say it's about five mil from the top side and 0:34:08.730 --> 0:34:11.780 the dimple is a shallow three mil. Okay. 0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:14.310 What do you think in there? As you say, this 0:34:14.310 --> 0:34:16.650 writing pretty good experience with the red Imperials. 0:34:16.950 --> 0:34:17.400 The green. 0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:21.370 Grass that I worked that didn't sell red Imperials or. 0:34:21.780 --> 0:34:23.520 Doing a switch back to the moon. I'm happy. 0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:24.390 To caught. 0:34:24.510 --> 0:34:27.569 On all. I'll take the chance. So with the Red 0:34:28.350 --> 0:34:32.339 Imperials do have different tastes in every brand. As I said, 0:34:32.340 --> 0:34:34.830 by looking at the four veto, the orange, you outside 0:34:34.830 --> 0:34:35.430 types of it. 0:34:35.739 --> 0:34:36.010 Mm hmm. 0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:40.950 Yep. I'm going to lock in a low number and 0:34:40.950 --> 0:34:42.339 go toe to toe. 0:34:42.660 --> 0:34:42.719 The. 0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:44.880 And he's bringing it to me now. And this is 0:34:44.880 --> 0:34:47.130 where we say we're only doing one Mandarin here. 0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:51.500 Because we can keep on peeling mandarins. It's not interesting enough. Podcast. 0:34:51.510 --> 0:34:55.009 You've got to understand, there's over a million podcasts available worldwide. 0:34:55.070 --> 0:34:56.219 And for us, TV. 0:34:56.880 --> 0:35:00.480 Feeling Mandarin is a decent use of people's time that 0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:02.940 they've chosen to give us their attention. I just think 0:35:02.940 --> 0:35:05.040 that would be the height of arrogance. One. One. Or 0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.500 do I can't make it right in the first segment? Nope. 0:35:07.500 --> 0:35:07.950 Nope. 0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:12.030 I'm X-raying the second segment up to light. No, Pip. 0:35:12.030 --> 0:35:13.260 There was a tiny little bit of. 0:35:13.830 --> 0:35:15.930 How many segments here and there I am. Uh. 0:35:15.989 --> 0:35:16.980 Oh, my God, there's only six. 0:35:17.340 --> 0:35:18.670 Okay, so to that. 0:35:18.690 --> 0:35:20.430 Right, four red imperial, only six segments. 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:22.140 Oh, I believe so. 0:35:22.170 --> 0:35:23.130 Is that. No, pip. 0:35:23.550 --> 0:35:24.150 No, pip. 0:35:24.570 --> 0:35:26.130 Honestly, this seven seven. 0:35:26.969 --> 0:35:27.890 No, no. 0:35:28.790 --> 0:35:29.820 It isn't a red in pieces. 0:35:29.820 --> 0:35:30.900 Number five. 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:34.480 I was checking because there's a thick segment double checking. 0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:35.940 Spot on anything. So I'm doing. 0:35:36.360 --> 0:35:37.529 Pip. No, pip. 0:35:37.860 --> 0:35:41.880 Three to go. Three you need to get from three segments. 0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:47.759 No pip. Oh you need everything here on the mini segment. 0:35:47.980 --> 0:36:00.830 Oh, oh no pip. You know Pip it's a900 so voice. 0:36:00.900 --> 0:36:01.770 I mean. Yeah, I mean, I. 0:36:01.770 --> 0:36:04.230 Guess you have been stitched up. It's Mother Nature's played 0:36:04.230 --> 0:36:05.940 an elaborate prank on you both. 0:36:05.940 --> 0:36:09.989 I mean, are there manufacturers that can make seedless or. 0:36:09.989 --> 0:36:12.120 I don't know. Don't know. But but I tell you what, 0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:14.460 I'll be reaching for a rating period. Now, I've never 0:36:14.460 --> 0:36:17.009 thought about which species has the least beeps. 0:36:17.550 --> 0:36:18.690 Do you want to see them go again? 0:36:18.870 --> 0:36:20.879 Maybe. I want to see you try the Merkel bear. 0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:23.489 I mean, we we say that it's not interesting. 0:36:23.820 --> 0:36:24.720 But maybe it is. 0:36:24.870 --> 0:36:27.870 Jacques thought. Well, you just you spend a minute saying 0:36:27.870 --> 0:36:30.510 that you wouldn't be so arrogant to ever do multiple 0:36:30.510 --> 0:36:31.770 mandarins in the same time. 0:36:32.360 --> 0:36:33.600 You might calm down. Yeah. 0:36:34.620 --> 0:36:37.920 We're going to go. I can get an and call it. 0:36:38.640 --> 0:36:40.439 I'm guessing the pips were on. 0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:42.270 I mean, Jack, you're on the other side. You can't 0:36:42.270 --> 0:36:44.400 see it as well as we can. Is it engaging 0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:44.910 from an audio. 0:36:44.910 --> 0:36:46.800 Book because it requires a. 0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:49.670 Lot of imagination and credibility? 0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:49.770 Right. 0:36:49.880 --> 0:36:50.760 You've seen the Mandarin. 0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:51.299 Before and you've. 0:36:51.300 --> 0:36:52.180 Seen the segments. 0:36:52.260 --> 0:36:55.640 This is just we make it okay. This is the Merkel. 0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:55.970 It was. 0:36:55.980 --> 0:36:58.440 What are you trying to imagine so hard? What was 0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:01.170 the that was the biggest struggle for your imagination? 0:37:03.330 --> 0:37:04.469 Describing a mandarin. 0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:07.290 I'll tell you, the the part I struggle with most 0:37:07.290 --> 0:37:10.320 was the X-ray bit like you looking through one of 0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:12.540 the segments. I've never had an experience with that, so I. 0:37:12.540 --> 0:37:14.460 Never held Mandarin up to the light to see if 0:37:14.460 --> 0:37:15.089 there's pips in it. 0:37:15.090 --> 0:37:16.830 No, I just eat it and feel the pips with 0:37:16.830 --> 0:37:20.520 my mouth. Wow. Okay. He's the Merc caught Harrison. It's 0:37:21.030 --> 0:37:24.870 very round there. It seems like a dimple on both sides, 0:37:24.870 --> 0:37:27.569 even at the STEM side. So it's quite flat. 0:37:27.570 --> 0:37:30.270 Much more classic, flat, shiny, waxy mandarin. 0:37:30.270 --> 0:37:32.009 At risk of losing Jack. What are you going to 0:37:32.010 --> 0:37:36.660 look in? Oh, I think I'm going to walk in high. 0:37:37.350 --> 0:37:40.650 If it's a low state in court, it will be 0:37:40.650 --> 0:37:42.900 single digits around six. But I'm going to take the 0:37:42.900 --> 0:37:45.360 risk and and lock in 20. 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:54.330 4000 get on that. It's just all the way along 0:37:54.330 --> 0:37:55.500 with that. Even the silver. 0:37:56.700 --> 0:37:59.069 We have it wrong though. We had zero for the 0:37:59.070 --> 0:38:01.290 first one. So I'm going to go on. You have 0:38:01.290 --> 0:38:03.480 to get it exactly right over a coin. 0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:05.790 Well, in the first Jack, did you see all you 0:38:05.790 --> 0:38:07.799 can watch me now you have to use your imagination. 0:38:07.800 --> 0:38:10.009 Can you imagine a 39 year old man hollering up 0:38:10.020 --> 0:38:11.070 a segment of Mandarin. 0:38:11.370 --> 0:38:12.690 To the light? Okay. 0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:14.850 Let us know if you rams me. 0:38:15.870 --> 0:38:16.859 I'm with you now. 0:38:18.420 --> 0:38:22.620 It's way too powerful. The graphics card can't render this 0:38:22.620 --> 0:38:26.730 image of a man holding ups. And I got to 0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:27.220 tell you before. 0:38:27.739 --> 0:38:30.650 Do they do the number as we get to two again? 0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:33.640 Hang on. Three, three in the second one half time. 0:38:34.730 --> 0:38:36.649 Oh, shit. One of those. 0:38:36.650 --> 0:38:37.730 Ones you find in the. 0:38:39.230 --> 0:38:43.960 Three eight. Three. Wow. 11. 0:38:44.130 --> 0:38:44.620 This leads. 0:38:45.010 --> 0:38:45.640 To more. 0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:46.760 Than 13. 0:38:46.780 --> 0:38:50.379 We're halfway through over 13. He's on travel on this 0:38:50.380 --> 0:38:55.930 jack to make sure it's fun to watch. 0:38:56.020 --> 0:38:58.080 Ot 116. 0:38:58.110 --> 0:39:02.370 316. Three. Nine, ten, 19. How many. 0:39:02.370 --> 0:39:09.450 Segments left? Three to go. Zero. Oh, look at all three. 0:39:10.110 --> 0:39:11.730 So, 22. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? Was the 0:39:11.730 --> 0:39:14.100 23 to 24 with 24. 0:39:16.370 --> 0:39:26.580 To. Jack, even if you've got any brain power, you 0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:31.380 believe all that I got? Believe what I'm imagining. That 0:39:31.380 --> 0:39:37.840 is unbelievable. Is unreal. Harrison, you're just stuff you want 0:39:37.860 --> 0:39:40.610 mucking around, boy. Yes. 0:39:40.620 --> 0:39:43.590 You know, and you know, you mandarins, it's. You get 0:39:43.590 --> 0:39:46.590 yourself a coin and a coin. 0:39:47.020 --> 0:39:47.730 And I coin, which. 0:39:47.730 --> 0:39:49.260 Is one coin with. 0:39:49.260 --> 0:39:53.550 108 coin on the back. We humorously. 0:39:53.820 --> 0:39:54.570 Have equated. 0:39:54.570 --> 0:39:56.910 It to a coin. Of course, we believe it's worth 0:39:56.910 --> 0:39:59.520 a bitcoin bet to receive a proper bitcoin for it. 0:39:59.520 --> 0:40:01.530 You would have to, as we always say, sell it 0:40:01.530 --> 0:40:04.830 on a secondary market and find an appropriate buyer, which 0:40:04.830 --> 0:40:05.520 is not us. 0:40:05.550 --> 0:40:06.549 Very difficult to do. 0:40:06.570 --> 0:40:07.080 Good luck. 0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:09.450 That's in your hands. Now, the coin, the physical coin 0:40:09.450 --> 0:40:11.880 is coming to you. Gadget, you seem that's a unique 0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:12.500 coin number. 0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:19.860 Well, that might finding these boys. I've got a direct 0:40:19.860 --> 0:40:24.720 message from a Haden on my Instagram. He obviously was 0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:28.230 worried about the security of high stakes and the emails 0:40:28.230 --> 0:40:30.060 coming in. It's nothing to do with you, but it 0:40:30.060 --> 0:40:31.859 has to do with another member of our group. 0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:33.930 Also, he wanted to guarantee. Got to you. 0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.180 Well, he just wanted to guarantee he didn't get to Jack. 0:40:36.989 --> 0:40:40.860 Gotcha. I also I direct message from a girl called 0:40:40.860 --> 0:40:44.100 Victoria who said the same thing, not explicitly. She just 0:40:44.100 --> 0:40:48.060 said hey and gave me a Snapchat account, but I 0:40:48.090 --> 0:40:51.330 think she wants to talk to me privately about it 0:40:51.330 --> 0:40:54.060 is show issue. You better find she gets off the bait. 0:40:58.020 --> 0:40:59.670 Jack. How are things going? Yeah. 0:41:00.180 --> 0:41:01.050 I'm voting, Jack. 0:41:01.140 --> 0:41:04.200 I'm good. You enjoying during the time here? 0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:05.190 This feels like. 0:41:05.190 --> 0:41:08.459 A big trapdoor being planted under my feet. But, yes, 0:41:08.460 --> 0:41:09.810 I'm enjoying my time here. 0:41:10.239 --> 0:41:11.339 And don't mind us as we. 0:41:11.340 --> 0:41:12.570 Install the trapdoor. 0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:15.410 And make sure. 0:41:15.810 --> 0:41:16.009 You. 0:41:16.230 --> 0:41:18.120 Make sure the pond of piranhas is. 0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:19.740 Well stocked under the trap door. 0:41:20.850 --> 0:41:22.350 In a moment, Diego, just get you to go and 0:41:22.350 --> 0:41:23.190 stand on that cross. 0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:24.720 Might just come. 0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:26.700 And get you to have a nibble of this pie 0:41:26.700 --> 0:41:27.570 in a giant mouse. 0:41:27.570 --> 0:41:27.870 Trap. 0:41:30.300 --> 0:41:31.440 Sorry. My apologies. It was all. 0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:34.020 Right. It's. It's a hobby for you. 0:41:34.890 --> 0:41:35.980 Well documented hobby. 0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:39.719 Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, you know. 0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:40.650 You're I mean, obviously. 0:41:40.650 --> 0:41:42.420 I have I mean, I've been I've gone on record 0:41:42.420 --> 0:41:44.100 and said this shows a hobby before. But I think 0:41:44.100 --> 0:41:47.130 where I last left, it was apologize for calling the 0:41:47.130 --> 0:41:49.620 show a hobby and said it wasn't a hobby. But 0:41:50.040 --> 0:41:52.440 what I liked about it and obviously it was it 0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:54.540 was kind of hurtful. We're all working out about stuff 0:41:54.540 --> 0:41:55.800 and you're calling it a hobby. But then the other 0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.230 part to it, the other side was like, but he 0:41:58.230 --> 0:41:59.060 must love it because you. 0:41:59.150 --> 0:42:00.930 To feel like a hobby. 0:42:01.350 --> 0:42:02.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:42:02.340 --> 0:42:03.629 And it's an enjoyable. 0:42:04.230 --> 0:42:04.560 Way to. 0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:05.310 Spend your time. 0:42:05.340 --> 0:42:10.440 Exactly. You choose hobbies for enjoyment. Jack chose this. That's great. Yeah. Jack, 0:42:10.530 --> 0:42:12.330 you sometimes go on other people's podcast. 0:42:12.590 --> 0:42:13.670 Mm hmm. Mm hmm. 0:42:13.710 --> 0:42:14.880 That would be a drag, wouldn't it? 0:42:15.480 --> 0:42:18.719 Yeah. I mean, but maybe just podcasting in general is 0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:21.180 a hobby of mine, so I don't mind going. You do. 0:42:21.210 --> 0:42:21.509 You're in the. 0:42:21.510 --> 0:42:23.040 Mediums. Don't have the mediums here. 0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:25.620 So obviously this is my number one podcast to come on, 0:42:25.620 --> 0:42:28.500 but I haven't been on others. You were on Dill 0:42:28.500 --> 0:42:33.480 and Friends podcast? Yeah. Recently. Mm hmm. And this is 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.759 what came up. You go into something else, you have 0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:39.000 to leave. The first thing, you you're actually have to 0:42:39.000 --> 0:42:40.830 face the reality of what that would be. And it's 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:43.529 tough to leave. And that's why I haven't left. I've 0:42:43.530 --> 0:42:45.660 still work on The Hangman Andy podcast. Even though we're 0:42:45.660 --> 0:42:49.589 not doing daily radio, I'm still tied down by it. 0:42:49.710 --> 0:43:00.330 So I don't know. I'm so sorry that we got 0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:02.270 you to this desk, everyone, but. 0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:04.680 We drag you into the basement, tie you up with. 0:43:04.680 --> 0:43:05.790 Electrical cords. 0:43:06.090 --> 0:43:08.310 Make you press the buttons than you would phone. 0:43:08.310 --> 0:43:14.609 Books to go lie down and still. 0:43:14.610 --> 0:43:16.590 Tied down by this. Yes. 0:43:16.590 --> 0:43:18.900 It's like I mean, Jack, in terms of contact, I 0:43:18.900 --> 0:43:20.759 was we've got to it's got to be pretty low 0:43:20.760 --> 0:43:21.410 on the scale. 0:43:21.870 --> 0:43:24.690 That was I'll be honest, that was a very long podcast. 0:43:24.690 --> 0:43:26.299 He talks to you for a long time. So it 0:43:26.310 --> 0:43:28.410 gives you a lot of rope to just keep talking 0:43:28.410 --> 0:43:31.770 and talking and you got to put a foot wrong 0:43:31.770 --> 0:43:33.810 and say something that you obviously don't mean. 0:43:33.870 --> 0:43:36.060 No, that's not a police investigation you've got to try 0:43:36.070 --> 0:43:39.270 to get. That was the bit after. 0:43:39.270 --> 0:43:41.310 That just going just tell just tell us tell us 0:43:41.310 --> 0:43:43.830 how little fun you're having on the podcast and we'll 0:43:43.830 --> 0:43:45.030 let you have some. Well. 0:43:46.460 --> 0:43:48.470 You can get something. See. 0:43:49.710 --> 0:43:52.080 I don't feel tied down for the let the record show. 0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:55.260 I feel free to go wherever I want and do 0:43:55.260 --> 0:43:56.069 what I please. 0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:58.020 Sometimes you don't come to the meetings. 0:43:58.260 --> 0:44:06.390 It's completely free. Thanks for listening to Hamish and Andy. 0:44:06.390 --> 0:44:09.780 Podcast will return next week, catch up or contribute. But 0:44:09.780 --> 0:44:11.120 Hamish and Andy don't call. 0:44:15.110 --> 0:44:16.090 Listen to.