1 00:00:02,740 --> 00:00:04,120 S1: Listen up production. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:12,990 S2: Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 3 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:19,050 S2: in three two. Sorry, it's still buffering. 4 00:00:20,660 --> 00:00:26,720 S3: One join him. And boy, man. Hamish, you boil. 5 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,080 S4: Man. 6 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,040 S3: Boy. Lemon. Oh, boy. 7 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:30,380 S4: Piping hot. 8 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:30,720 S2: Sir. 9 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:33,080 S4: Phrase on the nose. 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,669 S3: Avoid my water tender. Jacko. Oh, it's nice and cool. Boy, 11 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:40,460 S3: you know, it's a steam engine that we're doing. 12 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,059 S4: You're off your you haven't you think you've worked the 13 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:44,450 S4: rails a. 14 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:48,020 S2: Day in your life? Drew, I haven't. I've got to 15 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,030 S2: believe that there are seconds. 16 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:54,400 S3: Yeah. Steam engine, famed Hamish. You were on onto it. 17 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:57,130 S3: Boiler man. Jack. Are you sick of being woken by 18 00:00:58,010 --> 00:01:02,029 S3: your water tender? Not as highly ranked as a boiler man, 19 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:06,529 S3: but still Im in the hot room hoping to make 20 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:10,640 S3: sure that that water gets to a boiling and steaming temperature. What? 21 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,010 S3: It's cool. So saying that we have a problem. 22 00:01:13,430 --> 00:01:15,500 S2: He sounded a bit relaxed. I mean. 23 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,929 S4: You've watched Thomas the Tank Engine. You would know the. 24 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:18,410 S2: Core. 25 00:01:18,410 --> 00:01:23,569 S4: Principle of steam engines is you never relax. A mechanical issue. 26 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,700 S2: That's the whole problem with any. 27 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,920 S4: Anything in the Thomas the Tank engine world. It's like, 28 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:28,730 S4: you know, oh, no. 29 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:31,220 S2: There's not enough coal. I could say all. 30 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:35,060 S4: The ingredients for steam engines are very fiercely debated about. 31 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,030 S3: You can't be that relaxed, Jack. Anyway, ahoy! Two to Lucy, 32 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,020 S3: who uploaded. 33 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:39,830 S4: Signal Control. 34 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:42,259 S2: To Lucy. 35 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:45,710 S3: Who uploaded her audio very easily, I would suggest. 36 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:47,510 S4: Was on this. 37 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:48,710 S3: Is DeKalb. 38 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:53,590 S1: Illinois, number six. I hope you doing well in this lockdown. 39 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,120 S1: I hope you are keeping that Tesla within your five 40 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,020 S1: kilometer radius. Just wanted to have it plugged in here 41 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:00,830 S1: and let you know that I think I have blown 42 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:04,700 S1: something wide open here. Sorry. Last week I was cooking 43 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:08,300 S1: a slow cooked, pulled pork dish and the recipe called 44 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:14,149 S1: for some Halloween hours. So I purchased these older house. Hello, painters. 45 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:18,440 S1: And I noticed the chili smell. One, two, three. We've 46 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:24,290 S1: got three chilies making this a hot food. And it 47 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:25,610 S1: got me thinking and I did a little bit of 48 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:29,480 S1: research online. And my theory is that the older processor 49 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:33,380 S1: heat scale expands across its whole product range. It is 50 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:37,010 S1: not just on the taco seasonings, it's across the whole range. 51 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:39,889 S1: So you talk seasonings only go up to a medium, 52 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:44,270 S1: mild medium, but you have a painter's and you salsas 53 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,180 S1: go up to a hot. So this is my theory 54 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:50,320 S1: for you. Think of wine at water. I think hopefully 55 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:54,380 S1: you can sleep better at night. I certainly have been. So, yeah. 56 00:02:54,590 --> 00:02:56,179 S1: That's all for me. See you later. 57 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,639 S4: Wonderful insight really conjures up the vision of tossing and turning, going. 58 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:06,250 S2: By a lot of that. Why is that? 59 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:09,310 S4: A business go a selling point. It blows the conspiracy table, 60 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,260 S4: not a close. The questions I suppose, we have for 61 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,530 S4: old El Paso Diva and a company that's been bought 62 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:16,860 S4: for a non sponsor. 63 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,100 S3: The company has come up with lot. 64 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:23,630 S4: Amazing amount of airtime this year and keep it going 65 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,100 S4: if I can for a second. Okay. 66 00:03:25,430 --> 00:03:29,390 S3: The Texas quickly, does that satisfy Jack, maybe what you're 67 00:03:29,389 --> 00:03:32,300 S3: encountering with that chili heat system that you did? I 68 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,670 S3: think she's absolutely right. There is. And and thank you 69 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:36,470 S3: for everyone sending it to me on Instagram as well. 70 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:39,800 S3: There are three chili versions of the sauce. There is 71 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,550 S3: just more of the mix. Old El Paso Australia's Instagram 72 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:48,140 S3: sent me a photo of a white unlabeled packet and said, 73 00:03:48,410 --> 00:03:51,560 S3: This is coming to you soon with free chilis dancing. 74 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:55,190 S2: Oh, but that was months ago. 75 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:58,220 S3: Now and that never came. So I'm worried that they 76 00:03:58,220 --> 00:04:00,530 S3: thought that that maybe came to me and it never did. 77 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,150 S4: Maybe they heard about your mission chip sponsorship. 78 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:05,120 S2: I better realize that you play. 79 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,500 S4: Both sides of the Mexican. 80 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:10,220 S2: Border, Jake. Take it. You've got the. 81 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,890 S3: What I would say the prominent is a lady if 82 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:16,880 S3: the prominent brand wanting to satisfy you with a bespoke 83 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,010 S3: seasoning kind of way. But I just thought, was. 84 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,020 S4: This something they were working on? And I just think 85 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,510 S4: it'll be make you happy. I think I don't think 86 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,729 S4: just I don't think the cheese does go across the 87 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:28,070 S4: whole brand because obviously don't put them on tortillas. They 88 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:30,560 S4: they all the tortillas. And so it's not like everything 89 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,120 S4: they make has three chilies on it. You're color and 90 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:36,560 S4: depending on the hotness. Can I just say I forgot 91 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,860 S4: to mention this to you guys a couple of days ago. 92 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,190 S4: I got the pockets. Oh, I got the pockets. We 93 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:45,020 S4: talked about months ago on the podcast. 94 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:45,480 S3: With I a. 95 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:48,710 S4: Lot of the no mass campaign. Surely now you idiots, 96 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,740 S4: you must be out to get it all in the pocket. Yeah, 97 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:54,330 S4: it was the theory because obviously bread doesn't talk have the, the, 98 00:04:54,339 --> 00:04:56,989 S4: the ice and the can fall out of. Yeah. People 99 00:04:56,990 --> 00:04:59,450 S4: don't like that so this is the no mess pocket. 100 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:00,020 S2: Was a good. 101 00:05:02,029 --> 00:05:03,950 S4: You know, we you know, we're not paid to out 102 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,160 S4: here and this one person. 103 00:05:05,210 --> 00:05:08,690 S3: Because my worry is, is that you can't then layer 104 00:05:08,690 --> 00:05:11,119 S3: it properly either if you have stuffing a pocket. How 105 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,400 S3: can you lie? Like he's. No, they're making a fall 106 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,160 S3: to the bottom or. 107 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,930 S4: Well, yeah, you got to be good. And you obviously 108 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:20,120 S4: know it's just a jam, even like an ice cream. Yeah, 109 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,730 S4: that wouldn't be the way to make a burrito. I 110 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:25,160 S4: used it for breakfast burritos. I was making a brekkie 111 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:29,300 S4: burrito for me and my son. A lot of hype 112 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,250 S4: about the pockets that we get in the pockets. We 113 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,469 S4: got the pockets, open it up. The thing is, the 114 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:36,050 S4: pocket is obviously a 3D. You want to create the 115 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,760 S4: three day shape. That's they flat. 116 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,390 S3: Packed. Yeah. 117 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:42,320 S4: And unfortunately, the very first pocket I picked up along 118 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,200 S4: the same along the resting of the fly back and 119 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,099 S4: picked up it had a crack. 120 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:50,210 S2: At a crack, a tear in the pocket. And my 121 00:05:50,210 --> 00:05:53,479 S2: heart broke off. How's this for all you've done? 122 00:05:53,529 --> 00:05:57,409 S4: Yeah. You now need pockets with reinforced folds on them 123 00:05:57,410 --> 00:06:01,090 S4: because the it was failing along the side of the pocket. 124 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,390 S3: And did you find one that didn't? 125 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,279 S4: None of the others did. Just one out of. 126 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,090 S3: Let's say. 127 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:05,750 S4: 11. 128 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:06,260 S2: Of. 129 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,210 S4: Them were fine. Big. But you're right. I mean, you 130 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:10,820 S4: got to I'm spooning in the bacon and eggs like 131 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,279 S4: scrambled egg mixture I had and some AVO and you 132 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,050 S4: kind of like you're building it you have to build 133 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:15,650 S4: them hovering. 134 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:16,430 S3: Yeah, that's hard. 135 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:18,650 S4: So you, you hovering it in your hand, squashing some 136 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:20,929 S4: AVO and then spooning lucky with bacon and eggs. 137 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,130 S3: Or putting something in a letterbox. 138 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:25,099 S4: It was. Yeah, it was. It was like, I'm trying 139 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,170 S4: to but but if you had a letterbox for it 140 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:28,760 S4: was very important that you junk. 141 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,320 S2: Mail went in the middle. 142 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:34,430 S4: And bills them local announcements then a magnet from a 143 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:35,180 S4: real estate agent. 144 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:35,690 S2: Anything on the the. 145 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,789 S3: Home we wanted to kick off the show with a 146 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,010 S3: look a bit of housekeeping. 147 00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,510 S4: Yes we do this from time to time. 148 00:06:44,510 --> 00:06:47,779 S3: We are a show that does peter out on a 149 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:48,290 S3: few ideas. 150 00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:49,460 S4: We risk Peter out. 151 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,960 S3: We risk paper out. But we wanted to make it 152 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,710 S3: clear that some things are not petering out. Yeah, but 153 00:06:54,710 --> 00:06:57,440 S3: COVID and the pandemic has thrown off the throwing them 154 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:57,890 S3: for a loop. 155 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,919 S4: I mean, Clive is really the source of a lot 156 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,750 S4: of Peter at the concert hall. We'll do Peter out 157 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,380 S4: for a moment there. 158 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,360 S3: There are a bunch of special skills that people been 159 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,460 S3: asking for that we've said yes, we'll get you on for. 160 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:07,789 S4: Yeah. 161 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:11,180 S3: And two that come to mind, the nine letter word 162 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:13,250 S3: girl that can get the matrix. 163 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:13,910 S4: Oh yeah. 164 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:16,250 S3: Yeah. Out of the paper. The matrix of the letters. 165 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:19,250 S3: And can he get the nine letter word every single time. 166 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:21,620 S3: We haven't been out of fly. Anyone in to be 167 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,660 S3: able to do that we need to do it in person. 168 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,310 S4: We do. We need someone. Do you actually need to 169 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,530 S4: walk past it? Because at my mom's house that you 170 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,890 S4: are regarded as, yeah, there's no faster way to win 171 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:33,680 S4: my mom's approval than to walk past the nine letter 172 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,570 S4: word in the age of the Sydney Morning Herald, the. 173 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:36,050 S3: Matrix of. 174 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:42,470 S4: Letters and go, Oh, serendipity, whatever. And Mum will be 175 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,410 S4: loved forever. I mean she loves. 176 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,060 S3: The other one was be a tasting fellow. He said 177 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:49,460 S3: he can name any B aircraft B like if he 178 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:52,940 S3: just buy taste again, we can't fly people in so 179 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,670 S3: that they're all there. They're sitting there and we understand 180 00:07:55,670 --> 00:07:59,990 S3: that when situation changes for Australia, boy will we have 181 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:03,410 S3: just a hot run of special skills being tested in 182 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:04,040 S3: the flesh. 183 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:06,050 S4: Yeah. What about fake plants again? 184 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:08,870 S3: We'd love him to come in. He can spot whether 185 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:11,330 S3: a plant is real or fake from across the road. 186 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,830 S4: I really want to say that. 187 00:08:12,830 --> 00:08:15,230 S3: Because we can do it in the flesh. We it's 188 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:17,210 S3: tough for us to hold them up on a zoom 189 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:19,490 S3: and then go. That's if they. 190 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:22,220 S4: Are in the flesh. And a big one that's been 191 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:24,200 S4: coming through in terms of, hey, what's going on with this? 192 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,850 S4: Which I haven't really addressed on air, but I've got 193 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,970 S4: back to a lot of people online only fans. You're 194 00:08:28,970 --> 00:08:31,340 S4: only a fans of camp I've I had did let 195 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,890 S4: that Peter out I stopped the payment I made it 196 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:37,819 S4: free haven't dipped back in there I obviously stopped you 197 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,530 S4: know the content production. Yeah. 198 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:40,490 S3: Because it was poor. 199 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:44,600 S4: Well it just was hard to get hot shots of you. Yeah. Then, 200 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,980 S4: you know, then a few months later you got the 201 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,750 S4: dog and I had a lot of people going mad. 202 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,660 S4: He's just. He's doing selfies with the dog in his undies. 203 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:53,660 S4: It's like, you know, as if that was the that 204 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,250 S4: was really the final nail in the coffin. 205 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:57,020 S3: For finally fans where well. 206 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,030 S4: If I'm trying to put this hot shit up and 207 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,540 S4: maybe you're doing soft porn shots with the dog, not 208 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:06,900 S4: not just, you know, sexy shots like it and gaze on. 209 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,960 S2: I felt sorry for you. 210 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:10,850 S4: Were doing my firefighter calendar stuff. 211 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:12,880 S2: Anyway, you. 212 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:15,199 S4: You were doing some dog underpants stuff. And then people 213 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,810 S4: were like, well, the only fans is it's that, you know, 214 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:21,080 S4: that easy peter out it's still active people go going 215 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,069 S4: to I. 216 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,420 S3: Don't bother going high. 217 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,300 S4: And the official 24 seven. 218 00:09:26,390 --> 00:09:28,550 S3: The slide potty Oh. 219 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:28,970 S4: That's on. 220 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:32,840 S3: That is very much on but obviously borders are closed 221 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,609 S3: we can't get everyone from around the country to get 222 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,130 S3: on the American emergency slide. We think this is possibly 223 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:40,520 S3: a good thing because it gives everybody extra months to 224 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,570 S3: strengthen your ankles. 225 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,850 S4: We want to say a lot of holidays, ankle weights 226 00:09:44,179 --> 00:09:48,229 S4: being used to strengthen them up because whilst two or 227 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:50,270 S4: three will snap on the day, we'd love to keep 228 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:50,900 S4: it single digits. 229 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,610 S3: If it doesn't happen, this year will happen next year. 230 00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:55,460 S3: Maybe even kick off the year with the slide party, 231 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:58,010 S3: emergency slide party on the 22. We'll get to go 232 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,390 S3: on the emergency slide in a plane. 233 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,400 S4: One that I get a little bit of pepper cannons. 234 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,430 S4: They are on the way. The pepper cannons are coming. 235 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,550 S3: Because these are a high powered application of pepper on 236 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:07,970 S3: a meal. 237 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,990 S4: They seem to deliver an industrial quantity of. 238 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,090 S3: Pepper at a pace and a power. 239 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,829 S4: That you didn't even know you need. 240 00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:17,270 S3: But make you joyous. 241 00:10:17,780 --> 00:10:19,370 S4: Yeah, we're going to do wasn't it wasn't the add 242 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,070 S4: we're going to believe a lot of kids can't believe 243 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:22,910 S4: how happy that is. 244 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:23,969 S2: Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,969 S3: So we're going to try it and save our partners 246 00:10:26,270 --> 00:10:28,160 S3: can sense a change in our. 247 00:10:28,570 --> 00:10:30,190 S4: Can't put their finger on it, but we seem to 248 00:10:30,190 --> 00:10:31,630 S4: be walking around just on top of the world. 249 00:10:31,940 --> 00:10:33,520 S3: Mm hmm. And how many of. 250 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,760 S4: You are going to couple? We had a we. I 251 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:42,040 S4: hired a guy from a and website or a like 252 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,150 S4: an antosca type thing called member Upwork Teo, Thailand. Writing comedy. 253 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:46,839 S4: Writing for us. 254 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:47,380 S2: Yeah, yeah. 255 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:51,010 S4: He shows me absolute fortunes. I let that peter out 256 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:53,110 S4: myself because I got to excite at the time. And 257 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,480 S4: I think I put up, like, $100 a script to write. 258 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,110 S4: Casual conversation between three friends. Yes. And then I realized 259 00:10:59,110 --> 00:10:59,950 S4: it was a us. 260 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:00,459 S3: Yeah. 261 00:11:00,850 --> 00:11:02,830 S4: And I was like, okay, no wonder he's emailing me 262 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,530 S4: all the time. I had that guy. Do you want 263 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,450 S4: some more? Like Teo? Couldn't believe it. I think I 264 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:09,250 S4: still got a script floating around. I got an old 265 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,069 S4: one floating around that that we didn't use at the time. 266 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,470 S4: Mm hmm. Have to dig around for it, but I'll. 267 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,330 S4: I'll have it waiting in the wings for us in 268 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:16,869 S4: the next couple of. 269 00:11:16,870 --> 00:11:19,350 S3: Weeks if we ever feel we're running dry in content, like. 270 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:22,480 S4: Guys, you know, love doing the podcast, but just against 271 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,900 S4: a creative wall today. Here we go. Thankfully, Tango's got 272 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,570 S4: some casual conversation scripted for us. We don't even have 273 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:33,610 S4: to think about it. This was this was a big one. 274 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:38,560 S4: And you claim something in episode 122. Oh, Jack and 275 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:43,120 S4: I mistakenly heard something in a story about you playing 276 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,840 S4: Nothing Else Matters at school. At your U12 school by Metallica. 277 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:47,380 S3: Oh, yes. 278 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:50,380 S4: And and I and then we thought you were playing 279 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:55,460 S4: it on trumpet. But you were playing it on guitar. 280 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,709 S4: You're accompanying someone? That's right. Singing. 281 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,620 S3: I was singing and playing it. I was singing and 282 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,140 S3: playing in addition guitar because I left it in the 283 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:07,370 S3: sun while a more proficient lead guitarist was doing the 284 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,510 S3: lead during it. 285 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,860 S4: And it was his performance. 286 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:12,680 S3: Well, now was kind of both of our performance, but 287 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:13,579 S3: I ruined it. 288 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,120 S4: I didn't know you were singing it. 289 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:20,680 S2: How old were you? 18. Just. 290 00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,540 S3: Yeah, I was eight. Six, eight, eight in six months. Yeah. 291 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:28,309 S4: The growling. Oh, yeah, I'll. 292 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,859 S3: Think of that. I can't remember the name of Metallica's 293 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:35,120 S3: lead singer, but he wouldn't know. No, that's the job. Hetfield. 294 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,050 S3: James Hetfield. James Hetfield. But yeah, I sounded nothing like. 295 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:42,040 S4: No, I mean, you know, even. Even even at that age. 296 00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:42,830 S4: Think the girl. 297 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,740 S3: Ever. Have I ever. Have I ever sat of the line? 298 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,460 S4: Yeah. Maybe thousands, thousands of dollars to get your voice 299 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,590 S4: up to that level. But you said this is the 300 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,230 S4: grab when we mistakenly thought it was you playing. Nothing 301 00:12:54,230 --> 00:12:55,850 S4: else matters. But I think you said this. 302 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,970 S3: You 12 concert got up to play. Nothing else matters. 303 00:12:58,970 --> 00:12:59,790 S3: Five Delicate. 304 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,690 S4: What do you make of my guitar? Right. Sorry, I 305 00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:03,500 S4: just immediately thought. 306 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:07,490 S2: Trumps you all. And I would have given it to, say. 307 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,170 S4: 17 year old Andy honking. 308 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:17,120 S2: Yeah. Nothing else matters on the horn. I will. I 309 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,839 S2: think they'll the end of the for the end of 310 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:25,970 S2: the year played out the. Oh yeah. 311 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,640 S3: Okay that isn't a Peter out band. 312 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,400 S4: I want you to play the vocal line. 313 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,530 S3: The vocal line? Yeah, I'll play those notes. Like a 314 00:13:39,530 --> 00:13:41,330 S3: lot of nothing else matters of the trumpet. 315 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,300 S4: At the moment. But of course all your stuff's in Melbourne, 316 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,679 S4: but if you got the travel. 317 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:49,790 S2: Trump We have to bring up the travel trumpet. How 318 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,430 S2: did you bring that for you? Living by yourself? Because 319 00:13:52,429 --> 00:13:53,569 S2: I'm bored. I've got one. 320 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,420 S4: A treat for the neighbours. Oh. 321 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,340 S2: Great. Got a guy playing the Macarena again. Oh, well, this. 322 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,439 S3: Week nothing else matters. It starts preparation. 323 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,090 S2: Oh, boy. 324 00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:06,800 S4: Have you two, have you hung out yet. 325 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,929 S2: Haven't they put a pillow. 326 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:09,620 S4: In it or something. 327 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:09,900 S2: Like. 328 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:11,830 S4: Full volume Kong. 329 00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:13,220 S2: Yeah. 330 00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:15,349 S4: I mean, I guess you got to do something. 331 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,720 S3: Yeah, exactly. I mean, people do they blow their I'll 332 00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:21,890 S3: never know. Like they got leaf blowers and power drills 333 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:23,290 S3: and all that stuff. This is nice. 334 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,860 S4: That you wake up at 7:00 in the morning, go 335 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:25,700 S4: outside and blow the. 336 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:29,260 S2: Driveway. Just on all fours. 337 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,330 S3: Time we said we'd check back in with this. Of course. 338 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:43,470 S3: Our digital horses. Yeah. People who don't know they've built 339 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,600 S3: a new or metaverse or what they. 340 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,210 S4: Call it, then they're going to metaverse. And essentially you 341 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,620 S4: own a digital horse. 342 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,220 S3: Yeah, we. 343 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,120 S4: Bought them in digital. 344 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,620 S3: Money like bitcoin, yet. 345 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,560 S4: Unique. That is your unique horse. We've, of course, got 346 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,290 S4: Thunder Castle. His view? 347 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:00,780 S3: Yep. And you raised them in the hope to earn 348 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,730 S3: money from the races, but also be out to sell 349 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:04,470 S3: the horses. Anyway, let's jump into it now. 350 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:14,140 S2: We love it. 351 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,830 S4: It's great. I mean, I love that because, you know, 352 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:19,510 S4: it effectively shows that you take the old yeah, you 353 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:20,860 S4: turn it into one zero. 354 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,920 S3: It's a joy to you. 355 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,630 S1: Duffy Digital joy. How are you going? 356 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:30,100 S4: Digital ADC now very keen, very excited to see. Whilst 357 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,470 S4: the a lot of the normal world has been locked down, 358 00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:36,190 S4: the digital horse racing world has not been affected. The 359 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,170 S4: digital nags continue to. 360 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,550 S2: Run a. 361 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:40,270 S4: Race a minute. 362 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:45,160 S3: Let's start with our main mare. See no show. Sure 363 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,110 S3: she's a me or not. She is our main mare. Thunder, 364 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:53,110 S3: the castle she'd been breeding for us. But she's back racing. 365 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,640 S3: How has she been going? 366 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,990 S1: She's. She's not really been competitive in her class. So 367 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,930 S1: there's there's been a few big changes over the past 368 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:05,700 S1: three weeks. So I'm just putting her on ice for 369 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,110 S1: the now, keeping her in the breed bond right. 370 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,800 S3: With her when. 371 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,190 S4: When. 372 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,770 S3: When and when. 373 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:14,620 S4: You say she's not being competitive, is she winning too. 374 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:19,140 S2: Easily? Is that the worry? Is that. 375 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:19,630 S3: The worry? 376 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:23,320 S1: She's she's competing on a second and third basis. But 377 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,150 S1: that's not what we're here for. We're here for the win. 378 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,450 S1: So I, I just want to look after her race 379 00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:31,450 S1: record at the moment and manage that so that she 380 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:35,110 S1: keeps her value moving into the longevity of the game. 381 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,140 S3: More like a boxer. Yeah, at the moment, towards the 382 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:41,040 S3: end of their career, it's like, Oh, we're not fighting anyone. Good. Yeah. 383 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:45,040 S3: Let's just make sure we pick out some extent stuff. Yeah, yeah. What? 384 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,320 S4: How many races has she actually won? 385 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,660 S1: She's only won the one race at the moment, but 386 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:54,610 S1: she's still got that 50% place. Right. So she's still, 387 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,900 S1: she's still our y positive. Um, but again we want 388 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,910 S1: those wins. That's where, that's where you can make a 389 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,290 S1: lot of money if you were to then sell her 390 00:17:02,290 --> 00:17:04,550 S1: off or do anything else in the future with her. 391 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,660 S3: Yeah. Okay. Well let's put us on the castle side 392 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,450 S3: now and let's just talk about our dipshits. 393 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:16,540 S4: Dipshits and shepherds. Which are these all offspring of Sun Castle? 394 00:17:16,570 --> 00:17:17,680 S1: Yes, all offspring. 395 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,570 S4: Yep. So we've got a bunch of them. Who've we got. 396 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,369 S4: Who else is in the stable now. They're, they're obviously 397 00:17:21,369 --> 00:17:23,440 S4: of a lower class Simpsons guy. 398 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:26,650 S3: Jack Post is known by Jack to put Tony and 399 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,270 S3: Earl Squirrels and all. 400 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,070 S4: Of these whose of these four. 401 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:30,760 S2: Horses. 402 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:36,130 S4: That are the kids of of Thunder Castle who now 403 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,389 S4: that you know they kind of like a rowdy I 404 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,430 S4: think of them as like a rowdy bunch of teens. Yeah. 405 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,540 S4: Who's showing promise? Yeah. 406 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:41,950 S3: Who is doing the best. 407 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:43,540 S1: Let me ask you a question. Let me let me 408 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,590 S1: flip that. Who do you think, based off the show 409 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,490 S1: where these names that come from should be doing the 410 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:51,760 S1: best from those names for Tony? Yeah. Yeah. See, this 411 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,140 S1: is like, who do you think that should be doing 412 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:53,620 S1: the worst? 413 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,310 S3: Well, probably with all due respect to Jack Price, they 414 00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,520 S3: think it's The Simpsons guy that should be doing the worst. Yeah, 415 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,410 S3: but Jack Price would be a close second. 416 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,800 S1: I love it because Simpsons Guy's number one Jack Post 417 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:09,010 S1: is looking pretty promising. At number two, it's completely smooth. 418 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:16,929 S2: And these guys Jack feels immense pride. So what has 419 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,010 S2: Jack post one? 420 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:22,930 S1: One we have we haven't had the breakthrough because there's 421 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:25,030 S1: been a lot of updates that have been happening, so 422 00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,680 S1: we haven't been able to run them in the ground 423 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,880 S1: is as Hamish wanted right now, there's now been fatigue 424 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,169 S1: entered into it as well. 425 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:32,910 S3: So the. 426 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:33,490 S4: The. 427 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,830 S1: Changes that have been really sort of. 428 00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:38,290 S4: That's interesting. Yeah. When we first pulled the horse like 429 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,060 S4: we were just laughing because it's sort of like, you know, 430 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,949 S4: fun the castle which she could have a baby and 431 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,530 S4: literally be running an hour later and possibly win a race. 432 00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:47,530 S4: But now there's like so you can't say how long 433 00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:49,630 S4: you have to wait. Now, after running a race. 434 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,840 S1: Where you've got a 24 hour period that you can 435 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:57,910 S1: essentially resets the fatigue and each horse actually gets affected 436 00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:00,880 S1: by fatigue and all these other things different. And also 437 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,460 S1: another layer to that is how your horse runs under 438 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:06,669 S1: different fatigue levels also comes into play as well. So 439 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,920 S1: there's a lot more training to go into it. But 440 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,649 S1: what it means is that these horses are maybe sitting 441 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,740 S1: on the fringe that aren't bad, they're not great, but 442 00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,470 S1: they have the winning ability. It means that they're going 443 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:19,570 S1: to have a lot more chance, if they're managed correctly, 444 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:20,490 S1: to win more races. 445 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,720 S4: So because they might be running against a good horse 446 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,380 S4: that's tired. 447 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,970 S1: That's right. That's exactly right. 448 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,010 S3: Christian, thank you very much. 449 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:29,710 S4: We will do that for Jack. He's going to have 450 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,629 S4: heavy fatigue. Oh. 451 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:32,590 S2: Yeah. I mean. 452 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,080 S3: I was surprised he rocked up to hear the races. 453 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,360 S3: But thank you, buddy. We'll check back in a few 454 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,700 S3: weeks time and say, are you still looking to to 455 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,220 S3: breed a couple more? I still buy a couple more shepherds. 456 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,220 S1: So what I'm going to do is now our offspring 457 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:48,190 S1: are actually starting to come of age that we can 458 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,170 S1: actually start to grade them as well. So. Exactly. 459 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,359 S2: Jack's activity. Yeah. 460 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,430 S1: So we're going to start to sort of go down 461 00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:57,129 S1: the generations and that's where it gets really exciting. So 462 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,869 S1: what I'm going to start to do with the stables 463 00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:01,659 S1: is actually manage that as well in that we're starting 464 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,810 S1: to get a good income stream coming from putting the 465 00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,629 S1: horses into stud and I'll even look to breed The 466 00:20:07,630 --> 00:20:11,350 S1: Simpsons guy and to put Tony to. The little bit 467 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:16,909 S1: of inbreeding on the platform. So the census guy is 468 00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:19,040 S1: a good one. So we'll put him into the stud 469 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,780 S1: bond and we should have a lot of people sort 470 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,940 S1: of lining up to take a break with him. 471 00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,369 S3: If you've seen Jack pose in the changerooms after a 472 00:20:25,369 --> 00:20:26,959 S3: swim of people hiding out. 473 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:27,139 S2: The. 474 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:28,520 S4: Same jack. 475 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:34,940 S2: In the sky and it's wonderful. Thanks. Christians makes a 476 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,080 S2: major light. 477 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:45,160 S4: And you've been a resident of Sydney now for over 478 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,430 S4: a month. 479 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,240 S3: Yeah, well. 480 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:51,730 S4: Over up doing the 100 from Sydney and then captured by. 481 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,330 S3: Her boarders. 482 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,670 S4: Much like in Galaga. 483 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:55,430 S2: Yeah. 484 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:58,540 S4: You thought you would just hit two sheets and aliens 485 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,950 S4: and we wafted out the. 486 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,090 S2: Blue rays. 487 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,490 S4: And caught you. Now you and me, a double shoot. 488 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:08,770 S2: Yeah. Yeah. Well, bubble buddies, bubble bodies, double shifts. Do 489 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,500 S2: you believe him? 490 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,670 S4: And I suppose the things that bring out of us. Well, 491 00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:14,590 S4: they're not be is because we're firing these into us. 492 00:21:15,369 --> 00:21:17,619 S3: Ways, long ways to plenty of it. 493 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:21,130 S4: Some more than others. We might try and put that behind. 494 00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:24,460 S4: Not the point of this. Appreciate you having me over 495 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:28,000 S4: to the house. Sometimes I've bubble buddy and that's the 496 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,590 S4: reasons to your toilet for having. 497 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:30,399 S2: To. 498 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:32,260 S4: Be subjected to. 499 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,820 S3: Your average flows flow. 500 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,609 S4: Yeah, but then also the death star. 501 00:21:36,609 --> 00:21:38,260 S2: Of floats of. 502 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:42,610 S4: Just shards and porcelain flying around the bathroom. And it 503 00:21:42,609 --> 00:21:44,950 S4: is a rental, so you'll be up for an absolute 504 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,930 S4: huge bond. That's why I always bring that. 505 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:47,680 S3: Carbon fibre. 506 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:48,260 S2: Toilet. 507 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:52,840 S4: I always bring my pay shield. It's the right thing 508 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,000 S4: to do when you're visiting someone's house. If you have 509 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,419 S4: an escape. 510 00:21:56,380 --> 00:22:00,130 S3: Hijacker twist on this. Yeah. So it's a singles buddy 511 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,699 S3: about bubble, right? Yeah. And people going. People were texting me, 512 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,520 S3: damning me, going, you're not single, you know, let it a. 513 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:06,330 S4: Couple of weeks ago. 514 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,820 S3: It's not it's not the point, you know. It's not 515 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:13,820 S3: the point. Anyone living by themselves in Sydney is it. 516 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,970 S3: But not doing like a I can pronounce you Chuck 517 00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:17,129 S3: and Larry thing with Hayman. 518 00:22:17,290 --> 00:22:18,500 S2: You know. 519 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,500 S4: When I went over and he's like, just come in 520 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,250 S4: through the bedroom. 521 00:22:21,369 --> 00:22:24,070 S2: Like, I'll try and what. 522 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,820 S4: Interesting insight after all these years to see the other 523 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,700 S4: side of how the flies must feel in the spider's. 524 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:30,970 S2: Web. 525 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,490 S4: Yeah, it's come straight through the bedroom. Oh. 526 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:34,090 S2: I was. 527 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:34,900 S4: Told we were having dinner. 528 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,350 S2: First. 529 00:22:35,619 --> 00:22:37,869 S4: And perhaps I'll be treated to a meal. 530 00:22:37,869 --> 00:22:38,889 S2: If I perform well. 531 00:22:41,859 --> 00:22:46,270 S3: There is an easier to open door of a patio. 532 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:51,250 S2: Doors can be tricky. Yes, yes, it's right here. 533 00:22:53,109 --> 00:22:53,950 S4: And he does this. 534 00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:56,020 S3: Through a spare bedroom that I'll not use it. 535 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,940 S2: In my friends behind my head going. 536 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,040 S4: So crazy we never really get. 537 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,149 S2: A chance to talk at work. 538 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,250 S4: Thanks so much for coming. Think there's a curfew, you know, 539 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:10,510 S4: led to go home? Oh, I didn't hear about the curfew. Oh, hey. Anyway, 540 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,660 S4: we're up and we're in Sydney that I moved to Sydney, 541 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:15,969 S4: you know, with my family in January. I've been here 542 00:23:15,970 --> 00:23:17,350 S4: a little longer than you do in the lay of 543 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:18,939 S4: the land, but you're doing great. 544 00:23:18,950 --> 00:23:20,020 S2: Thanks, I think. Well, thanks. 545 00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:20,320 S3: Thanks. 546 00:23:20,619 --> 00:23:22,240 S4: He's I'm glad you hear that, because I want to 547 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,000 S4: reference something that I'm glad you've been here. I want 548 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,500 S4: to reference something that you might have seen or you 549 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,030 S4: might not have seen. But it's been on my mind 550 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,260 S4: for and I just sort of gave this one. I 551 00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,790 S4: was like, I've got to bring it out. With A&E, 552 00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,610 S4: there is an ad on the side of a bus. 553 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:35,500 S4: It's actually on the back of a bus and there 554 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,390 S4: are a lot of buses going around Sydney and I 555 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:40,720 S4: think it's Sydney's worst and I think it's probably the 556 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,590 S4: worst out of everything. 557 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,630 S2: Okay, it's not a full. 558 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,970 S4: It's for a great cause, one that be very close 559 00:23:45,970 --> 00:23:47,950 S4: to your heart. One, it's for saving water. 560 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:48,399 S3: Okay? 561 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,760 S4: Yes, it's for, you know, I'm a thriftiness. Yep. And 562 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,600 S4: you know, we all agree no one's pro water wastage 563 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,190 S4: help the farmers. Bush fires climate change. We love it. 564 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,430 S4: They the the what they've gone for. 565 00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:03,690 S2: Though it's it's a it's a. 566 00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:04,800 S4: Cut down issue. How is. 567 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,520 S2: That? Okay. 568 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,610 S4: Jack, I'll see if we can I can accurately paint 569 00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:10,320 S4: the picture. Yes, I know. We're in an audio medium. 570 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:11,850 S4: The guy. 571 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:12,659 S3: It's actually a. 572 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,379 S4: Chubby, redheaded, bearded guy, which is the law in all ads. 573 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,030 S2: You must have a chubby. 574 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:21,720 S4: Judy guy with a beard and a red head. Ideally 575 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,590 S4: the same guy. 576 00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:23,410 S2: Like. 577 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,179 S4: That's. So it's just your standard ad guy with a 578 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,570 S4: shower cap on and and and then like, yeah, he's 579 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:31,200 S4: in the shower. 580 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:31,560 S3: Okay. 581 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,700 S4: And then the shower cap. 582 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,550 S3: I have gone for common by over common man with 583 00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:37,350 S3: like a portly fellow. Yeah, but. 584 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:38,370 S4: I. 585 00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:41,290 S2: Know a guy from the 15th had a bit of 586 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:42,330 S2: a matronly. 587 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:43,619 S4: Lady ways to protect her. 588 00:24:43,619 --> 00:24:45,330 S2: Curly hair. Yeah, so, you know, to get. 589 00:24:45,330 --> 00:24:47,369 S4: To the salon again. So anyway, he's got the shower 590 00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:49,710 S4: cap on, but again, it's like that's the theme of 591 00:24:49,710 --> 00:24:52,380 S4: the ad. It's a bit cut. It's a bit like pantomiming. Like, 592 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:53,940 S4: you know, I'm surprised he doesn't have a rubber duck 593 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:55,920 S4: in a scrubbing brush. You know, you really sell that. 594 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:56,280 S4: He's in the. 595 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,080 S3: Shower and he I imagine he's kind of waist up 596 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:58,890 S3: in this show. Does he? 597 00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:01,379 S4: Yep. Kind of wipes out, maybe even, like, ribs up. Yeah. 598 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,750 S3: That's why they included the shower. Okay. That's right. He 599 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:04,770 S3: would have been sitting there in. 600 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:09,130 S4: The has gone. Just looks like he's doing it. Which 601 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:13,320 S4: pervert you put your shower cap on you know he's 602 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:14,400 S4: we know he freaks out. 603 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,780 S2: Yeah we do when we think about it. We do 604 00:25:18,780 --> 00:25:20,070 S2: know we can't see it but we. 605 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:22,379 S3: Know we know that it's out for a reason. We 606 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,100 S3: mean it's. 607 00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,020 S2: It's it's a medical review and. 608 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,960 S4: He's just out doing what we all do it. Yeah. 609 00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:29,639 S4: And now he's got a shower cap on so he's innocent. Anyway, 610 00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:32,429 S4: this stain blowing up around him. Right. And the slogan 611 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,350 S4: that they've come up with is Don't turn your shower 612 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:37,439 S4: into a sauna bulb. Right? So they kind of like 613 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,030 S4: this is the character that he's playing. 614 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:41,100 S2: But that's not what you say. 615 00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,679 S4: That's the first error. That's temperature based. Yeah. 616 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:44,520 S2: Okay. 617 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,500 S3: Exactly. That's that's that's. 618 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,940 S4: That's actually an ad for don't have too. 619 00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:48,950 S3: Hawkish, you know. Yeah. 620 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,190 S4: Yeah. Which has nothing to do. 621 00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:55,650 S2: With water and. Exactly, exactly. So you're actually wrong. Like 622 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:56,159 S2: the whole. 623 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,890 S4: Point of this is flawed from the get go. If 624 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,780 S4: it was, don't turn your shower into a bath. Right. 625 00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:04,350 S4: Like don't have a big don't flood the house. Yeah. Okay. 626 00:26:04,380 --> 00:26:05,550 S4: So already you're like. 627 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:06,899 S2: Wrong, wrong. 628 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:12,119 S4: You've completely deceased. In fact, if anything, this there's less 629 00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,050 S4: water going down the drain when it stain because. 630 00:26:14,109 --> 00:26:17,310 S2: It will be actually. 631 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,830 S4: Capturing more of the water in the house and it 632 00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:22,710 S4: will condense and you could use a lighter so already 633 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:25,740 S4: wrong them then and this is the bit we just 634 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,960 S4: go this goes from an average ad to like okay 635 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:32,100 S4: these are the worst that there's a fireman coming in 636 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:36,450 S4: through the bathroom window behind him like like scowling at him. 637 00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:37,020 S3: Like. 638 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,550 S2: Like. Oh, we thought there. 639 00:26:38,550 --> 00:26:39,420 S4: Was a fire in here. 640 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:43,320 S2: Not yeah, yes, yeah. Steve lightbulbs there. 641 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:47,220 S4: They steam and open bathroom window fireman climbing and then like. 642 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:48,030 S3: Oh. 643 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,050 S4: It's just you having a. 644 00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:53,790 S2: Long shower. Did you ever go to jail so you don't. 645 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,310 S4: Understand the concept of temperature versus volume? 646 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:56,490 S2: Yeah. 647 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:58,889 S4: You're insulting the fire department. 648 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:04,550 S2: That would deploy would. They would deploy to a steamy bathroom. 649 00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:08,030 S4: Thinking it's a house fire. These guys are trained professionals. 650 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,260 S2: Trained training, a whole lot of trust. 651 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,129 S3: They can't discern. 652 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:14,810 S2: Smoke from steam, no water vapor, the smoke and the 653 00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:17,330 S2: public over there, they just coming and going. 654 00:27:17,630 --> 00:27:20,570 S4: Might not you again it. How long was this one? 655 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,440 S4: 6 minutes. 656 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:24,980 S2: Meanwhile, there's like a factory fire somewhere like that is. 657 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:25,700 S4: That's a. 658 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,650 S2: Shock. That's the with that. It's the worst that. 659 00:27:34,290 --> 00:27:38,010 S4: And an amazing special skill fell to my side of 660 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:42,119 S4: the email fence. And a man called Harrison has a skill. 661 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,889 S4: This is one of our favorite categories of skill is 662 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:47,100 S4: just something that you you encounter a lot but you 663 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,169 S4: never think about, ah, well, what if I was a 664 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,510 S4: superhuman in this field? Yeah, it's. I suppose it's like 665 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:53,250 S4: it's a nuisance that you deal with in daily life, 666 00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:57,840 S4: talking about mandarins and their pips. The things I face 667 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,080 S4: a lot of Mandarin pip issues in my life have kids. 668 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,870 S4: My kids really love a Mandy. Yeah. And they like 669 00:28:03,869 --> 00:28:04,860 S4: and you love being able to. 670 00:28:04,859 --> 00:28:06,450 S2: Keep it to kid things because you. 671 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,430 S4: Enjoy peeling it yourself. Yeah, it's kind of like it's manageable. 672 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,020 S4: You're not allowed to have sugar, but it's sort of 673 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,929 S4: like it's kind of a hit, like eating vitamin sales or. 674 00:28:16,109 --> 00:28:16,940 S3: And it's a trainer. 675 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,920 S4: You're like, That's not really sugar beet. It is better than. 676 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,150 S2: Bitter, I suppose. 677 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:24,180 S3: And it's like a beginning level of orange because it's 678 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,270 S3: easier to peel. Yeah, it's like practice amazing. You eventually 679 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:28,350 S3: upgrade to an art at some point. 680 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,679 S4: Currently the kids favorite thing at the moment and I 681 00:28:30,690 --> 00:28:33,870 S4: has to steal the mandarins, go and hide in our 682 00:28:33,869 --> 00:28:36,910 S4: wardrobe and to sit under the like under those dresses 683 00:28:36,930 --> 00:28:39,720 S4: of just eight mandarins. And there, you know, it's like dancing. 684 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:39,980 S2: Yes. 685 00:28:39,990 --> 00:28:41,250 S3: That's that's a day. 686 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:41,610 S4: She's at. 687 00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:41,969 S2: 40. 688 00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:45,180 S4: That's pretty much the holidays. Just split up into bits 689 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:45,570 S4: that cheer. 690 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,790 S2: Up 43 year old let's 40 minutes is going all 691 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,110 S2: over the world revenue mandarins. 692 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,209 S4: And that's a very fun game at the moment though 693 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:54,540 S4: not loving it because she finds a lot of Mandarin pips. 694 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,030 S2: And see clients however. 695 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:00,990 S4: I have right and he went he skills about mandarins 696 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,990 S4: he can tell from the outside of the Mandarin he's 697 00:29:03,990 --> 00:29:06,810 S4: gone I can tell many people are in there now 698 00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:09,240 S4: we that blew our minds because we were like, I 699 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,980 S4: didn't realise this was a skill I'd love to have. 700 00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:14,700 S4: The skill have to be taught this because quite often 701 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:17,190 S4: if you're hiding in the cupboard with your children eating mandarins, 702 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,770 S4: you think having a fun time, but then finding a 703 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:22,050 S4: pip can really derail the move? Yeah, especially if you're 704 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:22,530 S4: a four. 705 00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:22,830 S2: Year old. 706 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:27,440 S4: Daughter of mine. Yeah. So that really, I'm like, what 707 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,750 S4: a wonderful ability if someone can. Because to the layperson 708 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,630 S4: like you or I, it it's a. 709 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,160 S3: Can play lottery. Oh yeah. I don't have to be none. 710 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,180 S4: I've be I'm after. 711 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,610 S3: One to throw Mandarin just in fear of getting. 712 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,970 S4: What I'm up to. A lot expecting them every topic exactly. 713 00:29:41,250 --> 00:29:43,470 S4: Could be one Pippin in there could be one at 714 00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,120 S4: one per segment. Sometimes I've had. 715 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,960 S2: Two or three per. 716 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,440 S4: Segment in the whole. Mandy Yeah. And I guess she 717 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,770 S4: never occurred to me to go right. What species of 718 00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:55,350 S4: Mandarin was that? Because I've since learnt, because I have 719 00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:57,600 S4: shopped for this segment, there are different. 720 00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:58,150 S2: Ha. 721 00:29:58,260 --> 00:30:02,100 S4: Different species, different types of Mandarin. Yeah. What I should 722 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,440 S4: be doing is keeping notes and just going you band 723 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,670 S4: if you're a high Pym species, you band anyway, that's 724 00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:12,000 S4: Harrison's skill. He joins us now over Zoom. We've got 725 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,780 S4: to do this remotely, HARRISON How am I to unite boys? 726 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:17,550 S3: And I hope you've been taking off the dogs. Andy 727 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,570 S3: No need. 728 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:22,469 S4: So, Kate, just hopefully you just kept Mandy's in our 729 00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:26,910 S4: mouth for this segment and much healthier addiction. Harrison, how 730 00:30:26,910 --> 00:30:28,860 S4: long have you had this skill for? 731 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:34,290 S3: Well, all previously worked at a greengrocer before. And as 732 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,400 S3: you know, ham, there are perks of working in retail. 733 00:30:38,910 --> 00:30:42,030 S3: So instead of having, you know, the magnum ice creams 734 00:30:42,030 --> 00:30:44,050 S3: behind the counter on video. 735 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:45,230 S4: Thank you. 736 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,990 S3: Mandarins. But in saying that there is a lot of 737 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:51,930 S3: different brands and different types of mandarins, so it is 738 00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:53,790 S3: it is quite hard and I challenge everyone out there 739 00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:54,870 S3: to give it a go, I say. 740 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:56,760 S4: But I think just from a nutritional or a health 741 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,700 S4: star rating better much safer to eat three mandarins a 742 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,300 S4: shift than three Magnum Argos. 743 00:31:01,730 --> 00:31:02,440 S2: Yes we've. 744 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,830 S4: Cardiovascular health pants popping we. 745 00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:06,270 S3: May have seen a thinner Blake. 746 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,470 S2: Doing his. 747 00:31:07,710 --> 00:31:08,400 S3: Lifetime. 748 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,900 S4: Driven up your pants because. 749 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:14,070 S2: You eat too many mandarins probably. 750 00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:15,870 S4: Not because of course you know, like throw out a 751 00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:17,280 S4: couple of Mandarin brands that. 752 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,810 S3: As Harrison throws you eat. 753 00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:20,790 S4: Yeah. What do you got? 754 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:24,300 S3: You know you got you got your Ben Diego you 755 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:29,040 S3: got the light, you got your tango. You know which 756 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,530 S3: ones the most lost touch. If you if you saw 757 00:31:31,530 --> 00:31:36,400 S3: someone having a look, it would probably have to be expensive. Odd. 758 00:31:36,450 --> 00:31:40,070 S3: The pocket mandarins can walk in a department. 759 00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:42,540 S4: Must be very nice cruiser you know, cruising down the 760 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,400 S4: street with two iPhones to it. 761 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:44,880 S2: To pocket. 762 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,860 S3: So our plan was to give him one wasn't it. 763 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:51,190 S2: Well I've actually got, we got. 764 00:31:51,390 --> 00:31:54,240 S4: Yeah we've got three, I've selected three and I believe 765 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,650 S4: Harrison in your email you said as long as he 766 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:58,710 S4: could see the outside of the Mandarin, then you could 767 00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,090 S4: guess this is your skill in a nutshell, or in 768 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,890 S4: a mandarin pale you can see the Mandarin and immediately say, 769 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,600 S4: How many pips are in it? Now, is this. 770 00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:10,770 S3: A foolproof skill? Yes, it is. I think in many considerations, 771 00:32:10,770 --> 00:32:13,050 S3: such as looking at the food veto, which is the 772 00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:17,880 S3: outside layer of the mandarin skin. Yeah. The size. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 773 00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:20,550 S4: You ask that. Wow. Okay. So do you know how 774 00:32:20,550 --> 00:32:22,410 S4: many segments are in each mandarin. 775 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,450 S3: And which mandarin do you. 776 00:32:24,450 --> 00:32:27,480 S4: Have? Well, he's okay and I've got three spaces in 777 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,390 S4: front of me. Should I pick the space? 778 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:30,780 S3: Yeah. 779 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:34,290 S4: The type of Mandarin. And because I kind of feel 780 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:36,390 S4: like that would be even more impressive for Harrison if 781 00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:38,190 S4: he doesn't get a say in it. Yeah, and then 782 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,260 S4: we'll show it to you via Zoom. Harrison, did we 783 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,090 S4: have to tell you the type of Mandarin. 784 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:45,330 S3: It would help just purely because we're on Zoom. If 785 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:47,580 S3: you tell me what type of name, I'm happy to 786 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:50,420 S3: do that because this already seems hard enough. Okay. 787 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,920 S4: Okay, well, we've got the McCarten, the writing material, and 788 00:32:53,950 --> 00:32:56,280 S4: the Dawkins the fan, so I don't have one of those. 789 00:32:56,620 --> 00:33:00,240 S4: You went to find my normal game, which is by 790 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,030 S4: a nice common man, red imperial and a merkel. 791 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:03,630 S3: Okay, okay. 792 00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,990 S4: All right. Okay. And before you say anything, let's. Let's 793 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:07,650 S4: play the opener. 794 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:13,950 S2: Back. Seriousness is killing me and me. 795 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:18,690 UU: I must confess. I want to see. I want to 796 00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:19,880 UU: see what's. 797 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,720 S2: In this many. So clear your mind, Harry. 798 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:30,780 UU: This time. Baby one more time for the first time. 799 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,880 S4: Yes, because we haven't seen you do it before. So 800 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,350 S4: for you, it's one more time. For us, it's the 801 00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:36,900 S4: first time. Why don't we go? Ready, Imperial? 802 00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:37,860 S3: Okay. All right. 803 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:42,570 S4: Andy is now showing Harrison the Red Imperial. He's rotating 804 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,760 S4: it slowly, almost like it's on a plinth at a 805 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,480 S4: car show. 806 00:33:45,510 --> 00:33:47,850 S3: It's got a prominent nipple at the top. Would you 807 00:33:47,850 --> 00:33:51,120 S3: say it's one of those called prominent nipple? We can 808 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,450 S3: go with. 809 00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:53,280 S2: A raised. 810 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:53,920 S4: Area. 811 00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:54,440 S2: Yeah. 812 00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:56,190 S3: Let's leave it there. 813 00:33:57,510 --> 00:33:59,370 S2: The other one is Mercantile, right? 814 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,890 S3: And then the dimple is shallow. Yes. So I would 815 00:34:04,890 --> 00:34:08,730 S3: say it's about five mil from the top side and 816 00:34:08,730 --> 00:34:11,780 S3: the dimple is a shallow three mil. Okay. 817 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,310 S4: What do you think in there? As you say, this 818 00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,650 S4: writing pretty good experience with the red Imperials. 819 00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:17,400 S2: The green. 820 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,370 S3: Grass that I worked that didn't sell red Imperials or. 821 00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,520 S4: Doing a switch back to the moon. I'm happy. 822 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:24,390 S2: To caught. 823 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:27,569 S3: On all. I'll take the chance. So with the Red 824 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:32,339 S3: Imperials do have different tastes in every brand. As I said, 825 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,830 S3: by looking at the four veto, the orange, you outside 826 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:35,430 S3: types of it. 827 00:34:35,739 --> 00:34:36,010 S2: Mm hmm. 828 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,950 S3: Yep. I'm going to lock in a low number and 829 00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:42,339 S3: go toe to toe. 830 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:42,719 S2: The. 831 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,880 S4: And he's bringing it to me now. And this is 832 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,130 S4: where we say we're only doing one Mandarin here. 833 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,500 S3: Because we can keep on peeling mandarins. It's not interesting enough. Podcast. 834 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:55,009 S4: You've got to understand, there's over a million podcasts available worldwide. 835 00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,219 S2: And for us, TV. 836 00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,480 S4: Feeling Mandarin is a decent use of people's time that 837 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,940 S4: they've chosen to give us their attention. I just think 838 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:05,040 S4: that would be the height of arrogance. One. One. Or 839 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,500 S4: do I can't make it right in the first segment? Nope. 840 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:07,950 S3: Nope. 841 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,030 S4: I'm X-raying the second segment up to light. No, Pip. 842 00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,260 S4: There was a tiny little bit of. 843 00:35:13,830 --> 00:35:15,930 S3: How many segments here and there I am. Uh. 844 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:16,980 S4: Oh, my God, there's only six. 845 00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,670 S3: Okay, so to that. 846 00:35:18,690 --> 00:35:20,430 S4: Right, four red imperial, only six segments. 847 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,140 S3: Oh, I believe so. 848 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:23,130 S4: Is that. No, pip. 849 00:35:23,550 --> 00:35:24,150 S3: No, pip. 850 00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:26,130 S4: Honestly, this seven seven. 851 00:35:26,969 --> 00:35:27,890 S3: No, no. 852 00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:29,820 S4: It isn't a red in pieces. 853 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,900 S2: Number five. 854 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,480 S3: I was checking because there's a thick segment double checking. 855 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:35,940 S4: Spot on anything. So I'm doing. 856 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,529 S3: Pip. No, pip. 857 00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:41,880 S4: Three to go. Three you need to get from three segments. 858 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,759 S4: No pip. Oh you need everything here on the mini segment. 859 00:35:47,980 --> 00:36:00,830 S2: Oh, oh no pip. You know Pip it's a900 so voice. 860 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:01,770 S2: I mean. Yeah, I mean, I. 861 00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:04,230 S4: Guess you have been stitched up. It's Mother Nature's played 862 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,940 S4: an elaborate prank on you both. 863 00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:09,989 S3: I mean, are there manufacturers that can make seedless or. 864 00:36:09,989 --> 00:36:12,120 S4: I don't know. Don't know. But but I tell you what, 865 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,460 S4: I'll be reaching for a rating period. Now, I've never 866 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:17,009 S4: thought about which species has the least beeps. 867 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,690 S3: Do you want to see them go again? 868 00:36:18,870 --> 00:36:20,879 S2: Maybe. I want to see you try the Merkel bear. 869 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,489 S4: I mean, we we say that it's not interesting. 870 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:24,720 S2: But maybe it is. 871 00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:27,870 S3: Jacques thought. Well, you just you spend a minute saying 872 00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:30,510 S3: that you wouldn't be so arrogant to ever do multiple 873 00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:31,770 S3: mandarins in the same time. 874 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,600 S4: You might calm down. Yeah. 875 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:37,920 S3: We're going to go. I can get an and call it. 876 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,439 S3: I'm guessing the pips were on. 877 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,270 S4: I mean, Jack, you're on the other side. You can't 878 00:36:42,270 --> 00:36:44,400 S4: see it as well as we can. Is it engaging 879 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:44,910 S4: from an audio. 880 00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:46,800 S2: Book because it requires a. 881 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,670 S3: Lot of imagination and credibility? 882 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:49,770 S2: Right. 883 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,760 S4: You've seen the Mandarin. 884 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,299 S2: Before and you've. 885 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,180 S4: Seen the segments. 886 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:55,640 S3: This is just we make it okay. This is the Merkel. 887 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:55,970 S3: It was. 888 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,440 S4: What are you trying to imagine so hard? What was 889 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,170 S4: the that was the biggest struggle for your imagination? 890 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,469 S2: Describing a mandarin. 891 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,290 S3: I'll tell you, the the part I struggle with most 892 00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:10,320 S3: was the X-ray bit like you looking through one of 893 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,540 S3: the segments. I've never had an experience with that, so I. 894 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:14,460 S4: Never held Mandarin up to the light to see if 895 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,089 S4: there's pips in it. 896 00:37:15,090 --> 00:37:16,830 S3: No, I just eat it and feel the pips with 897 00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:20,520 S3: my mouth. Wow. Okay. He's the Merc caught Harrison. It's 898 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:24,870 S3: very round there. It seems like a dimple on both sides, 899 00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:27,569 S3: even at the STEM side. So it's quite flat. 900 00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:30,270 S4: Much more classic, flat, shiny, waxy mandarin. 901 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:32,009 S3: At risk of losing Jack. What are you going to 902 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:36,660 S3: look in? Oh, I think I'm going to walk in high. 903 00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:40,650 S3: If it's a low state in court, it will be 904 00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:42,900 S3: single digits around six. But I'm going to take the 905 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,360 S3: risk and and lock in 20. 906 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:54,330 S2: 4000 get on that. It's just all the way along 907 00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:55,500 S2: with that. Even the silver. 908 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,069 S3: We have it wrong though. We had zero for the 909 00:37:59,070 --> 00:38:01,290 S3: first one. So I'm going to go on. You have 910 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:03,480 S3: to get it exactly right over a coin. 911 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,790 S4: Well, in the first Jack, did you see all you 912 00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:07,799 S4: can watch me now you have to use your imagination. 913 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,009 S4: Can you imagine a 39 year old man hollering up 914 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:11,070 S4: a segment of Mandarin. 915 00:38:11,370 --> 00:38:12,690 S2: To the light? Okay. 916 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,850 S4: Let us know if you rams me. 917 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:16,859 S3: I'm with you now. 918 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:22,620 S2: It's way too powerful. The graphics card can't render this 919 00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:26,730 S2: image of a man holding ups. And I got to 920 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,220 S2: tell you before. 921 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:30,650 S3: Do they do the number as we get to two again? 922 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,640 S4: Hang on. Three, three in the second one half time. 923 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,649 S2: Oh, shit. One of those. 924 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:37,730 S4: Ones you find in the. 925 00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:43,960 S3: Three eight. Three. Wow. 11. 926 00:38:44,130 --> 00:38:44,620 S2: This leads. 927 00:38:45,010 --> 00:38:45,640 S4: To more. 928 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,760 S3: Than 13. 929 00:38:46,780 --> 00:38:50,379 S2: We're halfway through over 13. He's on travel on this 930 00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:55,930 S2: jack to make sure it's fun to watch. 931 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,080 S4: Ot 116. 932 00:38:58,110 --> 00:39:02,370 S3: 316. Three. Nine, ten, 19. How many. 933 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:09,450 S2: Segments left? Three to go. Zero. Oh, look at all three. 934 00:39:10,110 --> 00:39:11,730 S3: So, 22. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? Was the 935 00:39:11,730 --> 00:39:14,100 S3: 23 to 24 with 24. 936 00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:26,580 S2: To. Jack, even if you've got any brain power, you 937 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,380 S2: believe all that I got? Believe what I'm imagining. That 938 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:37,840 S2: is unbelievable. Is unreal. Harrison, you're just stuff you want 939 00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:40,610 S2: mucking around, boy. Yes. 940 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:43,590 S3: You know, and you know, you mandarins, it's. You get 941 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:46,590 S3: yourself a coin and a coin. 942 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,730 S4: And I coin, which. 943 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:49,260 S3: Is one coin with. 944 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:53,550 S4: 108 coin on the back. We humorously. 945 00:39:53,820 --> 00:39:54,570 S2: Have equated. 946 00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:56,910 S4: It to a coin. Of course, we believe it's worth 947 00:39:56,910 --> 00:39:59,520 S4: a bitcoin bet to receive a proper bitcoin for it. 948 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,530 S4: You would have to, as we always say, sell it 949 00:40:01,530 --> 00:40:04,830 S4: on a secondary market and find an appropriate buyer, which 950 00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:05,520 S4: is not us. 951 00:40:05,550 --> 00:40:06,549 S3: Very difficult to do. 952 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,080 S2: Good luck. 953 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,450 S4: That's in your hands. Now, the coin, the physical coin 954 00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,880 S4: is coming to you. Gadget, you seem that's a unique 955 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,500 S4: coin number. 956 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:19,860 S3: Well, that might finding these boys. I've got a direct 957 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:24,720 S3: message from a Haden on my Instagram. He obviously was 958 00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,230 S3: worried about the security of high stakes and the emails 959 00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:30,060 S3: coming in. It's nothing to do with you, but it 960 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,859 S3: has to do with another member of our group. 961 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,930 S4: Also, he wanted to guarantee. Got to you. 962 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,180 S3: Well, he just wanted to guarantee he didn't get to Jack. 963 00:40:36,989 --> 00:40:40,860 S4: Gotcha. I also I direct message from a girl called 964 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:44,100 S4: Victoria who said the same thing, not explicitly. She just 965 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:48,060 S4: said hey and gave me a Snapchat account, but I 966 00:40:48,090 --> 00:40:51,330 S4: think she wants to talk to me privately about it 967 00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:54,060 S4: is show issue. You better find she gets off the bait. 968 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,670 S3: Jack. How are things going? Yeah. 969 00:41:00,180 --> 00:41:01,050 S4: I'm voting, Jack. 970 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:04,200 S3: I'm good. You enjoying during the time here? 971 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,190 S2: This feels like. 972 00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:08,459 S3: A big trapdoor being planted under my feet. But, yes, 973 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,810 S3: I'm enjoying my time here. 974 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,339 S4: And don't mind us as we. 975 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,570 S2: Install the trapdoor. 976 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,410 S4: And make sure. 977 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:16,009 S3: You. 978 00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:18,120 S4: Make sure the pond of piranhas is. 979 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,740 S2: Well stocked under the trap door. 980 00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:22,350 S3: In a moment, Diego, just get you to go and 981 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:23,190 S3: stand on that cross. 982 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:24,720 S2: Might just come. 983 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,700 S4: And get you to have a nibble of this pie 984 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:27,570 S4: in a giant mouse. 985 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:27,870 S2: Trap. 986 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,440 S4: Sorry. My apologies. It was all. 987 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,020 S3: Right. It's. It's a hobby for you. 988 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:35,980 S4: Well documented hobby. 989 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,719 S2: Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, you know. 990 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:40,650 S4: You're I mean, obviously. 991 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,420 S3: I have I mean, I've been I've gone on record 992 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,100 S3: and said this shows a hobby before. But I think 993 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:47,130 S3: where I last left, it was apologize for calling the 994 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,620 S3: show a hobby and said it wasn't a hobby. But 995 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,440 S3: what I liked about it and obviously it was it 996 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,540 S3: was kind of hurtful. We're all working out about stuff 997 00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,800 S3: and you're calling it a hobby. But then the other 998 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,230 S3: part to it, the other side was like, but he 999 00:41:58,230 --> 00:41:59,060 S3: must love it because you. 1000 00:41:59,150 --> 00:42:00,930 S4: To feel like a hobby. 1001 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:02,340 S3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1002 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:03,629 S4: And it's an enjoyable. 1003 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:04,560 S3: Way to. 1004 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:05,310 S4: Spend your time. 1005 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:10,440 S3: Exactly. You choose hobbies for enjoyment. Jack chose this. That's great. Yeah. Jack, 1006 00:42:10,530 --> 00:42:12,330 S3: you sometimes go on other people's podcast. 1007 00:42:12,590 --> 00:42:13,670 S2: Mm hmm. Mm hmm. 1008 00:42:13,710 --> 00:42:14,880 S4: That would be a drag, wouldn't it? 1009 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,719 S3: Yeah. I mean, but maybe just podcasting in general is 1010 00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,180 S3: a hobby of mine, so I don't mind going. You do. 1011 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:21,509 S3: You're in the. 1012 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:23,040 S4: Mediums. Don't have the mediums here. 1013 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,620 S3: So obviously this is my number one podcast to come on, 1014 00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:28,500 S3: but I haven't been on others. You were on Dill 1015 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:33,480 S3: and Friends podcast? Yeah. Recently. Mm hmm. And this is 1016 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,759 S3: what came up. You go into something else, you have 1017 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,000 S3: to leave. The first thing, you you're actually have to 1018 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,830 S3: face the reality of what that would be. And it's 1019 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,529 S3: tough to leave. And that's why I haven't left. I've 1020 00:42:43,530 --> 00:42:45,660 S3: still work on The Hangman Andy podcast. Even though we're 1021 00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:49,589 S3: not doing daily radio, I'm still tied down by it. 1022 00:42:49,710 --> 00:43:00,330 S2: So I don't know. I'm so sorry that we got 1023 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,270 S2: you to this desk, everyone, but. 1024 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,680 S4: We drag you into the basement, tie you up with. 1025 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:05,790 S2: Electrical cords. 1026 00:43:06,090 --> 00:43:08,310 S4: Make you press the buttons than you would phone. 1027 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:14,609 S2: Books to go lie down and still. 1028 00:43:14,610 --> 00:43:16,590 S3: Tied down by this. Yes. 1029 00:43:16,590 --> 00:43:18,900 S4: It's like I mean, Jack, in terms of contact, I 1030 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,759 S4: was we've got to it's got to be pretty low 1031 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,410 S4: on the scale. 1032 00:43:21,870 --> 00:43:24,690 S3: That was I'll be honest, that was a very long podcast. 1033 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:26,299 S3: He talks to you for a long time. So it 1034 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:28,410 S3: gives you a lot of rope to just keep talking 1035 00:43:28,410 --> 00:43:31,770 S3: and talking and you got to put a foot wrong 1036 00:43:31,770 --> 00:43:33,810 S3: and say something that you obviously don't mean. 1037 00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:36,060 S2: No, that's not a police investigation you've got to try 1038 00:43:36,070 --> 00:43:39,270 S2: to get. That was the bit after. 1039 00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:41,310 S4: That just going just tell just tell us tell us 1040 00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:43,830 S4: how little fun you're having on the podcast and we'll 1041 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:45,030 S4: let you have some. Well. 1042 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,470 S2: You can get something. See. 1043 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:52,080 S3: I don't feel tied down for the let the record show. 1044 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,260 S3: I feel free to go wherever I want and do 1045 00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,069 S3: what I please. 1046 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,020 S4: Sometimes you don't come to the meetings. 1047 00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:06,390 S2: It's completely free. Thanks for listening to Hamish and Andy. 1048 00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:09,780 S2: Podcast will return next week, catch up or contribute. But 1049 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:11,120 S2: Hamish and Andy don't call. 1050 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,090 S1: Listen to.