1 00:00:02,590 --> 00:00:04,330 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:10,450 S2: Two cuddly boys overloading the bromance. Kilometre. It's Matt and. 3 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:14,800 S3: Alex all day. Breakfast. Oh, geed up Alex Dyson. That's 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:18,280 S3: how I feel. Absolutely Geed up, bruv. Why are you 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,280 S3: getting geed up? Well, tonight, uh, I'm getting to see 6 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,280 S3: one of my favorite bands in all of the world 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,920 S3: play in one of my favorite cities in all of 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,220 S3: the world, in a venue that is about to close down, 9 00:00:30,220 --> 00:00:34,360 S3: which is very sad. Oh, Ball Park Music is putting 10 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:38,650 S3: on their, uh, a show to say goodbye to the zoo, 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:44,350 S3: one of Brisbane's most famous venues that has been around for. Oh, God. 12 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,000 S3: I don't know how long the zoo's been around, but 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,839 S3: Ball Park Music played their first show there. Um, I 14 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,020 S3: think we're talking about, like the zoo has been around 15 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,620 S3: for sort of in the 30 years marks. Um, and 16 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,330 S3: they're closing down on the 8th of July. The Ball 17 00:00:58,330 --> 00:01:01,030 S3: park music wanted to say goodbye. And me and Belinda 18 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:03,220 S3: are hitting the town. Brother can't wait. 19 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:05,710 S4: Oh, that's gonna be so nice. Like, I reckon it's 20 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:08,740 S4: gonna be pretty emotional. You know, the ball park crew 21 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:11,289 S4: are able to to tug on those heart strings when necessary, 22 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:14,020 S4: as well as rocking the house, and it's just a 23 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:16,990 S4: bit of bad news around the Australian music industry, whether 24 00:01:16,990 --> 00:01:20,560 S4: it's festivals, counselling or like venues shutting down. It's some 25 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,029 S4: pretty tough times out there, man. 26 00:01:22,030 --> 00:01:24,820 S3: Yeah. Well look, they've they've, uh, said the cost of 27 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:27,490 S3: supplying alcohol is rising. Bar sales are going down, likely 28 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,650 S3: due to a mix of lifestyle changes and cost of 29 00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:32,860 S3: living stress. Um, that's the hard truth of running the 30 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,190 S3: zoo at a loss for over three years. So they've 31 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:39,190 S3: tried hard. I mean, I've seen interviews with the Queensland 32 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:41,440 S3: Premier saying, look, there's I mean, there's not much we 33 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,320 S3: could have done in this situation. Um, but, you know, 34 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,149 S3: how do we save live music? How do we save 35 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:48,010 S3: the Australian music industry? Bro? 36 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:52,270 S4: Um, I've got an idea. Okay, okay. What? We get 37 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:57,580 S4: Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson to make a film, but 38 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:00,430 S4: instead of a film, make it a documentary and call 39 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:03,160 S4: it instead of. We bought a zoo, we bought the zoo. 40 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:06,610 S4: And then the two of them buy the zoo in Brisbane. 41 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,530 S4: Matt Damon hands out an Australia a lot now. 42 00:02:08,530 --> 00:02:10,480 S3: Yes, he's just down the road in Byron. I'm pretty 43 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,550 S3: sure he's got a place near Ballina though. He was 44 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:15,100 S3: seen at Ballina Kmart a couple of years ago. 45 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,180 S4: You saw Matt. 46 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:20,350 S3: Damon? Someone saw him at Ballina Kmart. That's the truth. 47 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,270 S3: He's gone to the Ekka a couple of times. I mean, 48 00:02:22,270 --> 00:02:25,239 S3: this is his second home. Save us Matt, save us. 49 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,480 S4: Matt. We bought the zoo. Well, make it happen. It'll 50 00:02:28,510 --> 00:02:31,179 S4: be like escape to the chateau, but with, um, Damon 51 00:02:31,180 --> 00:02:33,430 S4: and Johansson. Well, Johansson's been in the news a bit. 52 00:02:33,430 --> 00:02:37,360 S3: Actually, I saw that about the OpenAI thing. About her voice. 53 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,370 S3: We have a chat. We can talk about that a 54 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:42,190 S3: little bit later on, but we'll also be talking about, uh, 55 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:46,600 S3: some other big players in the tech industry, especially the 56 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,770 S3: shopping industry, which has been raising a few eyebrows around 57 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:52,300 S3: the place. We're going to dive right into Matt and 58 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,040 S3: Alex all day. Breakfast. I hope you're having a good one. 59 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,200 S5: Everyone ready? Let's get this show on the road. 60 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,150 S6: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 61 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,190 S4: Yeah, we bought a zoo. More like we decided to sue. Um. 62 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:07,020 S4: Which is what. 63 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,630 S3: Scarlett Johansson's doing. Is that what you're saying? 64 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:16,020 S4: For Scarlett Johansson, who's spoken out after OpenAI? Who do ChatGPT, uh, 65 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:19,230 S4: used a voice which is eerily similar to her own 66 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:22,500 S4: voice for their new product, in which the AI now, 67 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:25,440 S4: you know, have a have a have vocal cords by 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,310 S4: the sounds of things. 69 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,380 S3: Well, here's the thing that I'm annoyed about the whole 70 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:32,460 S3: OpenAI choosing, like their assistant to be called Sky, because 71 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:34,830 S3: Sky is, again a name. And we've seen this pop 72 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:38,640 S3: up with Alexa, people. Alexa's around the world had to 73 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:43,410 S3: band together and say, stop calling your assistant our names 74 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:47,220 S3: so that when I'm at home and my kid says, hey, well, 75 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,860 S3: I mean, probably would say, hey mum, but may say, 76 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:53,550 S3: hey Alexa, Sofia calls me and Belinda by our names 77 00:03:53,550 --> 00:03:56,280 S3: every now and then. You know, suddenly you've got the 78 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,040 S3: the AI assistant on the line, right? So it's it's 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,680 S3: I'm I'm behind Scarlett on this one. 80 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,990 S4: Yeah, well, she said she was asked like she was 81 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:09,250 S4: in a movie called her in which she is one 82 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,170 S4: of these sort of chat bots. She falls in love 83 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:14,710 S4: with Joaquin Phoenix's character. There's probably why the crew from 84 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,630 S4: OpenAI wanted to chat to her, but she said for 85 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:22,029 S4: personal reasons, she declined. Suddenly it comes out sounds eerily similar. 86 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,820 S4: And when he announced it, Sam Altman, who's the CEO 87 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:29,890 S4: of OpenAI, um, when he just said her, as in, like, 88 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:34,120 S4: here's our new voice, here's her. And so she is, um, 89 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:35,590 S4: a little bit miffed. 90 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:38,230 S3: Um, I mean, this is this is tough because someone 91 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:41,080 S3: like Scarlett, I believe, has the, uh, you know, power 92 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,780 S3: to fight if she believes she's been wronged, she's got 93 00:04:43,779 --> 00:04:46,420 S3: the power to fight. Now, the question is, what happens 94 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:51,010 S3: if you, uh, don't have multiple, multiple millions of dollars 95 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:55,180 S3: and a huge international fan base? Uh, and you do 96 00:04:55,180 --> 00:05:00,279 S3: feel like you're getting, um, you know, wronged by a huge, 97 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:05,260 S3: massive international company. Um, Lauren is on the phone. Hello? Lauren. 98 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,850 S3: How are you? I'm good, thank you. 99 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:07,359 S7: How are you? 100 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,210 S3: Good. Thank you. Now, tell us, Lauren, what happened recently 101 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,789 S3: when you went online or was did someone notify you 102 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:17,500 S3: of a situation that really kind of felt like everything was, 103 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:20,530 S3: I mean, not crashing down. I don't want to overdramatize it, but, 104 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,900 S3: you know, really felt like there was, uh, something that 105 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:25,960 S3: was was not happening that you were happy about. 106 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,140 S7: Yeah. So I actually found it myself. Um, I happened 107 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:32,830 S7: to be on Pinterest. This was yesterday morning. Went onto 108 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:35,950 S7: Pinterest and saw my own artwork, my own greeting card 109 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:39,310 S7: design on Pinterest, but mocked up with this kind of 110 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:42,850 S7: bright red envelope that I knew wasn't, you know, wasn't mine. 111 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:45,700 S7: And I initially thought maybe a company was selling envelopes 112 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,430 S7: and had just used my greeting cards that they'd found to, 113 00:05:48,430 --> 00:05:50,830 S7: you know, pair it with their envelope. But then I 114 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:54,520 S7: noticed the actual pin was from Tamu, which is a 115 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:59,620 S7: huge company. Um, and I clicked through to their website 116 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,800 S7: and saw that they were using my greeting card artwork. 117 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,880 S7: They were printing them and actually selling it as cards themselves. Um, 118 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,100 S7: and then when I clicked through, there was over 800 119 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,350 S7: different cards, and I noticed a lot of other artists 120 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:13,630 S7: that I'm familiar with. Their designs were on there too, 121 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:16,750 S7: so instantly realized that they were just taking the artworks 122 00:06:16,750 --> 00:06:20,260 S7: from wherever they'd found them online. And yeah, just printing 123 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:21,760 S7: them themselves and selling them. 124 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,839 S4: So doing the old copy paste control C, control V 125 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,330 S4: on their own design and then selling them. And because 126 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,429 S4: they're quite a big company, are they like undercutting you 127 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,770 S4: on price and everything as well? Lauren, the. 128 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:35,590 S7: Ironic thing this was showing up in British pounds, um, 129 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:38,169 S7: but it is pretty much the same price as what 130 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:41,229 S7: I'm selling them for, which is the surprising part to me. Mhm. 131 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,950 S3: And okay, so was there any indication that they'd sold 132 00:06:44,950 --> 00:06:46,540 S3: many of them. Yeah. 133 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,090 S7: So it actually says that this particular seller um has 134 00:06:49,089 --> 00:06:53,230 S7: sold 144 items. And my particular listing has gotten almost 135 00:06:53,230 --> 00:06:55,210 S7: sold out. Sign flashing on top of it. 136 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:59,320 S3: Right. So there so even just 144 and you've only 137 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,200 S3: seen this like in a day. So I mean that's 138 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,479 S3: I don't know how much you're charging per car, but 139 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,250 S3: we could we can assume this is in the thousands 140 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:09,700 S3: of dollars just, just in a day that you've seen it. Exactly. 141 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:12,160 S7: And yeah, it's already gone up. Um, the number sold 142 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,840 S7: since I saw this yesterday, so. 143 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,730 S3: Oh, okay. And look, here's the other thing. You're not 144 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:18,250 S3: the only person who's had this sort of experience happen. 145 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,100 S7: No, not at all. I actually reached out to some 146 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:24,580 S7: of the other artists whose work I recognized on that, um, page, 147 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:27,100 S7: and out of the few I contacted, a few of 148 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,840 S7: them came straight back to me and said this had 149 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,810 S7: happened to them multiple times before on Teemu, and that 150 00:07:31,810 --> 00:07:34,720 S7: they hadn't really got anywhere when they had pursued anything 151 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,070 S7: to try and get it removed. 152 00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:38,710 S4: That's crazy. Well, Scarlett Johansson with her voice, I mean, 153 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:40,840 S4: she's got quite a bit of cash. She can throw 154 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:44,230 S4: a few lawyers at this. What for? People like yourself. 155 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:47,260 S4: You know, I'm not sure if you're your kids have 156 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:52,030 S4: passed law in daycare yet, but other than that, how 157 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:55,030 S4: can you afford to try and get something happening? 158 00:07:55,030 --> 00:07:57,700 S7: I honestly. So I've been sitting with this for a 159 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,770 S7: day now, and I've had a few people reach out 160 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:02,200 S7: when I did share it and say contact IP Australia, 161 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,810 S7: you know, go to the Copyright Council, who are completely 162 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:08,620 S7: not for profit and, you know, don't can't offer legal advice. 163 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:11,410 S7: And I've made a few phone calls to those organisations 164 00:08:11,410 --> 00:08:13,000 S7: and they've pretty much all said to me it's a 165 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,660 S7: case of seeking my own legal representation if I want 166 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,660 S7: to take it further. Um, and this is obviously one 167 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:22,690 S7: design I've found and who knows how many more are 168 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,330 S7: being sold, you know? And that in itself would take 169 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:27,250 S7: so much time to sit there and try and figure 170 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:31,630 S7: out how many are out there. Um, but yeah, I mean, I'm, 171 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:34,089 S7: I'm a small business. I don't have the cash, as 172 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:36,400 S7: you said, to, to be throwing at lawyers and things 173 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,180 S7: to try and pursue legal action. So I'm not really 174 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:42,429 S7: sure at this stage what next steps are. Okay. 175 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:45,220 S3: So just just so anyone everyone's across the team at 176 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:49,270 S3: the moment is a Chinese e-commerce e-commerce company. It's become 177 00:08:49,270 --> 00:08:53,860 S3: one of the biggest retail apps in America and the world. 178 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:57,189 S3: You've probably seen it, uh, pop up on, uh, any 179 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,380 S3: sort of googling that you do when you're looking for 180 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:03,400 S3: basically any product, there's always a. Really cheap version on there. 181 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,470 S3: Is it the is it the fault of a company, 182 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:07,930 S3: or is it the fault of an individual seller that 183 00:09:07,929 --> 00:09:10,480 S3: exists within the company the same way that Amazon kind 184 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,589 S3: of just allows a platform for sellers? 185 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:17,050 S7: Exactly. And I think that's a kind of gray area 186 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,870 S7: that I'm trying to work out myself, because this is 187 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:22,900 S7: a seller who's obviously producing this product and selling it. 188 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:26,020 S7: But then we are seeing this happen so much over 189 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:28,929 S7: and over again across all different categories, like jewelry and 190 00:09:28,929 --> 00:09:31,840 S7: tote bags and blankets, anything you can think of as 191 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:35,710 S7: artwork being stolen from, you know, independent artists and being 192 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:39,430 S7: sold on that platform. So I feel like I yeah, 193 00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:42,010 S7: I feel like they have to hold some responsibility for that. 194 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:44,230 S3: Mhm. Well, look, I mean it's up to you I 195 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:47,680 S3: guess if you're shopping, uh you're listening, if you're shopping 196 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,260 S3: what to do and uh who to choose. But it's 197 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:53,800 S3: certainly interesting to hear from the people whose, uh, artwork 198 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,550 S3: and products are appearing without their consent online. So thank 199 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:59,200 S3: you very much, Lauren. I hope I hope this, you know, 200 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,569 S3: I hope you are and, you know, able to rally 201 00:10:01,570 --> 00:10:04,120 S3: enough troops to kind of make sure that your stuff 202 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,960 S3: isn't getting, um, plagiarized out there. Uh, anyone who wants 203 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:11,439 S3: to show some support, check out at laurencin's. That's c 204 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:17,560 S3: s o n s at Lauren underscore sisson's underscore studio. And, uh, 205 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:19,060 S3: you know, if you if you are looking for a 206 00:10:19,059 --> 00:10:21,880 S3: card for someone, then maybe buy one of Lauren's cards 207 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,040 S3: straight from the artist themselves, straight. 208 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,819 S4: From the natural hot springs source. Uh, that where you 209 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,469 S4: create it? Lauren. That's perfect. 210 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,209 S7: Thank you so much for having me. 211 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,620 S3: Thanks, Lauren. We'll catch you next time. 212 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:33,610 S7: Thank you guys. 213 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,860 UU: Hut hut hut hut! Take take this. 214 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,620 S4: Yeah. That's right. It is the time where we allow 215 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,319 S4: you to hot take it away to give the world 216 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:49,510 S4: what it needs in the form of some spicy chorizo opinions. 217 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,910 S3: Yeah. That's right. Last week, I, uh, ruffled a few 218 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:54,370 S3: feathers when I suggested that, uh, no more roads should 219 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,530 S3: be built at all. Uh, every road should have a 220 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,290 S3: bus lane. And, uh, only tradies should be allowed to 221 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:00,700 S3: drive hahahahahahahahaha. 222 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:06,640 S4: Uh. I don't think there are any feathers left in 223 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,340 S4: the world at the amount of ruffling that was going 224 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:11,770 S4: on from that particular take, but it is it is 225 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,990 S4: a safe space or allow you to, uh, to give 226 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,990 S4: us your opinions. And, Matt, there's a couple of food 227 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:20,079 S4: hot takes we might get to. First off, from listeners, 228 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:25,449 S4: Christopher saying the nutritional qualities of banana is not made 229 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:28,390 S4: up for by its texture, textures, just no good. 230 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:31,420 S3: I hate the texture of banana. I'm not a banana 231 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,850 S3: fan at all. Cannot stand it. Have never enjoyed it 232 00:11:33,850 --> 00:11:36,550 S3: and it's got to do with the mush. I do 233 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:39,700 S3: not like the mush. What's disgusting? 234 00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:42,400 S4: You eat other things with mush, I'm sure. 235 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,250 S3: Well, yeah, but Nick, Nick has said a similar thing. 236 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:48,220 S3: Avocado is honestly the most overhyped pile of tasteless mush 237 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:51,819 S3: known to man, and I understand that. But I don't 238 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:54,820 S3: eat an avocado just by peeling it and shoving it 239 00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:57,550 S3: in my mouth. It's supposed to be a spread, you know, 240 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,460 S3: or it's supposed to be the mush. That's what makes 241 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,180 S3: it good. 242 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,190 S4: You're saying there's a time and a place for mush, 243 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:09,430 S4: and it must be accompanied by some deep mushing? Uh, yes. Sidekicks? 244 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,469 S3: Yes, exactly. You need to put the. You need to 245 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:13,570 S3: put the mush on something or in a smoothie. Then 246 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,189 S3: I'm all for it. In which case I actually put 247 00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:17,890 S3: banana and avocado in my breakfast smoothie. 248 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:22,060 S4: So hang on. So banana on its own. Terrible banana. 249 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:27,280 S4: Less mushy like with milk or making it smoother. That's okay. 250 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,450 S4: And solidifying banana is also okay. 251 00:12:31,570 --> 00:12:34,420 S3: Um, I don't like banana just as it is. As 252 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:38,470 S3: it stands, I like banana lollies, strangely enough. Um, big 253 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:41,800 S3: fan of the little banana lollies. Very very very nutritionally. 254 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,940 S3: Good for you as well. 255 00:12:42,940 --> 00:12:47,590 S4: Those little not as much potassium I think in the lollies. Um, 256 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:51,520 S4: Caitlyn reckon hash browns are revolting. I mean that's get off. 257 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,360 S3: A Caitlyn. 258 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,260 S4: That's a hot take. 259 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:57,370 S3: Caitlyn disgrace. That is a garbage take. That is an 260 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,550 S3: absolute bin fire of a take. Well get out of hot. 261 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:04,030 S4: One because, uh, you try and go into the world 262 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:08,770 S4: and say any form of fried potato is no good. Caitlyn. 263 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,980 S4: You are. Wow. There's not many people on your side 264 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:15,309 S4: of enemies. Caitlyn yeah, it's pretty good. 265 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:19,390 S3: If the world's toddlers found out about what you're saying, 266 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:21,910 S3: they would go at you. 267 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,210 S4: Um, well, let's move outside the world of food now 268 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:29,650 S4: to Alec. Who who's hot take is pram. Parking spots 269 00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:31,540 S4: are fair game for everyone. 270 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:34,180 S3: Oh, look, I had this argument with Belinda recently because 271 00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:37,240 S3: I was in I was going into the shopping centre and, 272 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,309 S3: and I was like, and I'll just park in this 273 00:13:39,309 --> 00:13:41,260 S3: pram spot and she's like, you can't park in the 274 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,500 S3: pram spot. And I'm like, of course I can. I've 275 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,830 S3: got a five year old in the back and she's like, yeah, 276 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,540 S3: but you don't have a pram. And I'm like, yeah, 277 00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:53,349 S3: but that's I've got a little kid. That is why 278 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,720 S3: they're there. It's to get the kid to the to 279 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,060 S3: the shop easier, so they don't have to walk through 280 00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:01,090 S3: a minefield of cars in a car park. And. And 281 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,030 S3: then Sophia starts chiming in, chiming in, saying, you're not 282 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,890 S3: allowed to park there, dad. And I'm like, oh for 283 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:09,579 S3: God's sake. Two on one. Forget it. Drove off. 284 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,360 S4: So the child talked, talked you out of parking in 285 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,740 S4: the child parking spot. 286 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,540 S3: Oh, because, you know, suddenly I don't want to be. 287 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,250 S3: I don't want to see. Show her that I'm breaking 288 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,220 S3: the rules. Oh. So annoying. 289 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,950 S4: Well, there you go. And, uh, Zoe and, uh, here's 290 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,650 S4: a hot take for you. Theaters are any seated concert 291 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:30,520 S4: event shouldn't let anyone in after the show starts. 292 00:14:30,790 --> 00:14:33,850 S3: They're usually. Sometimes you have the option as an artist, actually. 293 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,970 S3: So if you can say I will not allow any latecomers. 294 00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:39,880 S3: And that's actually totally, uh, that's a totally fine thing 295 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,130 S3: to do. Or you say you're allowed to let late 296 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,590 S3: comers in. Uh, when I hit this part of the show, 297 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:46,690 S3: so they'll bank them all up, and then as soon 298 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:48,880 S3: as you hit, you know, minute five of the show, 299 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,850 S3: then the door opens and all these late comers start walking. 300 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,800 S3: In other times, it's all, you know, free for all. 301 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,610 S3: And it's an absolute drip. 302 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,160 S4: Feeding him into the into the aisles. Yeah. 303 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,500 S3: So, um. No, look, I hear you, Zoe, because sometimes 304 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,790 S3: it can be a little bit annoying, but, I mean, 305 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:04,690 S3: you know, you got to sometimes it's the bus's fault. 306 00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:07,960 S3: And we've also got Rihanna on the phone. Rihanna, what 307 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,090 S3: is your hot take? 308 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,870 S8: Um, okay, so, uh, I might get a lot of 309 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,420 S8: heat for this, but I think that there are too 310 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,010 S8: many sports in the Olympics. 311 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:18,610 S4: Oh. 312 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:19,690 S8: Um. 313 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:23,170 S3: Wow. Brave enough to say it. Rihanna. But thank you, 314 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:24,160 S3: thank you. 315 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,400 S8: Uh, I think that if you've already got an international 316 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,870 S8: stage like soccer or rugby, rugby, then definitely shouldn't be 317 00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:36,700 S8: in the Olympics. Uh, um, but the faster, higher, stronger, 318 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:41,200 S8: you know, high jump, 200 meter dash, maybe like hammer 319 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,660 S8: throw and just cap it at that. 320 00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:47,410 S3: I hear you. Do you know what? No. Here's here's 321 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,870 S3: my thing about the Olympics. You shouldn't be doing any 322 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:53,109 S3: sports that require significant amounts of money to be good 323 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:53,620 S3: at them. 324 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,160 S8: Well, yeah. And I was talking to my husband about 325 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,790 S8: this the other day, and we thought, how about it? 326 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:04,540 S8: Just go Hunger Games style. You just do randomly draw 327 00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:08,200 S8: Average Joe and Average Jane out of a hat. They 328 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,609 S8: have four years to prepare. Um, and they get to do, 329 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,340 S8: you know, ten simple. You know, they run as fast 330 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:18,130 S8: as they can. They swim one lap of a pool, 331 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:21,460 S8: they jump as high as they can. Um, yeah. And 332 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,950 S8: then it's just the best country win that way. 333 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:29,620 S3: I am feeling this just the absolute like, uh, you know, 334 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,790 S3: anyone that full blown wild card effect. So anyone can 335 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:34,960 S3: be a champion. 336 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:37,300 S8: Then you might have your shot. Matt. 337 00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:40,450 S3: I've been dreaming of it for such a long time. 338 00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,670 S3: Ever since I tried to become a Ghanaian citizen to 339 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,150 S3: compete in the Olympics for swimming. Um, no, I hear you. 340 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,310 S4: I see we're coming from Roshana. You sort of go 341 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,550 S4: back to the original games, you know, where they they 342 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:54,880 S4: weren't doing the sort of skateboarding and BMX side of 343 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,760 S4: things or the synchronized swimming back in the day. Do 344 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,220 S4: you think we should also revert back to doing it 345 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,680 S4: in the nude? Do you think that would lift the ratings? 346 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:08,710 S8: Um, we might not need to go that far. Okay. 347 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:12,220 S8: I think that we have learnt a few things. Um, 348 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:13,810 S8: as time has gone on. 349 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,609 S4: There are some things good about the modern games. 350 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:18,190 S3: I'm all for new. I'm all for nude Olympics. I 351 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,140 S3: would I would really be into that. 352 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,820 S8: It would have to be late night only screening then 353 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:26,380 S8: if they were to televise it. 354 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,669 S3: Yeah, I mean pixelated. You wouldn't, you wouldn't want to 355 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:33,610 S3: be the long jumpers though would you. You'd be digging 356 00:17:33,609 --> 00:17:35,680 S3: sand out of everywhere for days. 357 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,260 S4: Oh, that pit, that would seem plenty of things. Yeah. 358 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,450 S4: I'm with you as well, Rashaan. As far as like, 359 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:47,859 S4: I find sports where an expert judge needs to give 360 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:52,780 S4: you a score as, like, pretty difficult as a as 361 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,300 S4: a task like the diving. You know, there's always the 362 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,670 S4: Russian judge and the Chinese judge and the Australian judge 363 00:17:57,670 --> 00:18:01,030 S4: all disagreeing over if that was a good dive or not. 364 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:04,090 S4: I find that really difficult to, to get on board. 365 00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:05,050 S3: Well, that's the thing. 366 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,380 S8: It's like a technicality, like with all the gymnastics, like, 367 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,140 S8: you know, whether a girl smiles enough in her routine, 368 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,490 S8: how is that like. 369 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:14,830 S3: You know. 370 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,990 S8: It just does. It doesn't make any sense. It's like, 371 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:20,919 S8: did she do a triple backflip and land it? Yeah. Okay, great. 372 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,250 S8: That's what, you know. Like it doesn't. It's. Yeah. 373 00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,150 S3: If we hear. 374 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:27,790 S8: You two metres or if he's jumping ten metres, like 375 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,300 S8: there's a difference in it's measurable. Whereas like yeah subjective. 376 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,850 S3: Will you have did you ever have any Olympic dreams? Rashauna. 377 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,580 S3: Could you almost have made it into the Olympics for anything. 378 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:40,149 S8: Oh no no no no no no not a competitive 379 00:18:40,150 --> 00:18:43,060 S8: bone in my body. So yeah, it's rich coming from me, 380 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:43,690 S8: I'm sure. 381 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:46,450 S3: No, look, thank you very much. That's exactly what we need. 382 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:49,209 S3: We need unqualified opinions for this segment. So thank you 383 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,429 S3: very much for jumping in. 384 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,020 S4: That's what a hot take is all about. Roshana. 385 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,900 S3: Um, thanks very much. Hey, we'll let you get back 386 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,190 S3: to it. Thanks, guys. 387 00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:05,810 UU: Order up. Just how you like it. 388 00:19:05,869 --> 00:19:06,439 S9: Perfect. 389 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,770 S4: Well, Matt, the Vienna adventure continues here, looking out over 390 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:23,490 S4: a bit of a drizzly Austrian capital at the moment. 391 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,739 S4: It was beautiful weather during the week though, and I 392 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:28,980 S4: got to go along to this open air venue and 393 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,580 S4: check out some of Australia's finest King Gizzard and the 394 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:38,190 S4: Lizard Wizard. Playing to a packed house in Vienna. It 395 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:42,810 S4: was a killer venue. Killer set. Oh my God, so good. 396 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,100 S3: How many people do you reckon were at a King 397 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,810 S3: Gizzard and the lizard? Lizard gig in Australia. 398 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,970 S4: Would have been about 800. 399 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,220 S3: No. Are you kidding me that. 400 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,300 S4: People loved. 401 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,649 S3: It? Oh my God. And I was. 402 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:59,190 S4: Standing next to this German guy, said goodbye to him. 403 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,170 S4: He's like, oh, where are you from? I'm Australia from Melbourne, 404 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,760 S4: same as Kim guys. And he's like, oh, it's great. 405 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,830 S4: I love Australian bands. I love King Gizzard and the 406 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:09,510 S4: Lizard Wizard, love Tex Perkins, love the Go-Betweens like, how 407 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:12,060 S4: do you say this in this thick German accent? No, look, 408 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:12,659 S4: it was amazing. 409 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,300 S3: That's the benefit of King Gizzard, right? When you're saying 410 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:21,310 S3: basically nothing in your lyrics. Everyone can can relate to it. 411 00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,590 S3: You know what I mean? Everyone worldwide. 412 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:29,200 S4: I that's a very good stuff. I really like rattlesnake, rattlesnake, rattlesnake. 413 00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:33,760 S3: Rattlesnake. It's internationally. It's like you can translate to anyone. 414 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,739 S3: It's genius. I'm jealous. 415 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:38,619 S4: It is genius. But it's also like it's not the 416 00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:41,440 S4: most accessible music you can get. Like one of the songs, 417 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,510 S4: it was like you're playing the song. It's about 13 418 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,629 S4: minutes long, you know, 15 minutes long could be the 419 00:20:46,630 --> 00:20:49,810 S4: one song. It's. It's the what? There's such a great 420 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,210 S4: example of what you can do if you just have 421 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,420 S4: no rules. You try something interesting and then you put 422 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,149 S4: that idea out and move straight on to the next idea. 423 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,270 S4: I just love what they've done. And who else can 424 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,090 S4: play a two hour set like the set was two hours, 425 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,969 S4: they wouldn't have been able to fit in a song 426 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,580 S4: from every album. You could play one song from each 427 00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,800 S4: album and still not even make that time from their 428 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,080 S4: 25 releases. How many. 429 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,030 S3: How many albums do they have now? 430 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:16,780 S4: 25. 431 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:17,290 S3: How many? 432 00:21:17,290 --> 00:21:19,480 S4: 25 albums? 25 albums. 433 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:23,120 S3: That's ridiculous. 434 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,810 S4: 2017 they put out five albums that year. 435 00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:28,490 S3: That is ridiculous. 436 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,350 S4: All right, well, let's move on from the King Gizz 437 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:38,240 S4: in Austria to another performance that is likely to draw 438 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:42,170 S4: a crowd of 800 to 1000 people. And that is 439 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:44,750 S4: Alex Dyson potentially doing five minutes of stand up comedy. 440 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:47,990 S3: Still potentially. Mate, you got offered to do a gig 441 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:52,220 S3: in Austria. You take it, bro. Like it? Like you 442 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,679 S3: can only win from here. It's not like you're going 443 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,570 S3: to be walking down the street any time and anyone's 444 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:58,129 S3: going to be like, oh bro, I saw you and 445 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:03,710 S3: the Austrian, you know, bar somewhere bombing. You're like, this 446 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,950 S3: is total anonymity, dude. You just got to do it. 447 00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,709 S4: Look, but I respect the crowd, so I do not 448 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:13,670 S4: want to get up unless I have some quality. Unlike you, Matt, 449 00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:15,530 S4: I respect the audience. Okay. 450 00:22:15,530 --> 00:22:19,820 S3: Fair enough. Not just enough for that sweet Austrian dollar 451 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:22,070 S3: that I'm sure you're going to be collecting from your 452 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:23,840 S3: open mic gig. Exactly. 453 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,600 S4: Right. So I want to make sure the material is there. 454 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,740 S4: And to do that, um, I am going to plagiarize. 455 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,600 S4: I'm going to be like, Teemu, I'm going to steal 456 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,580 S4: your jokes. Allegedly put. 457 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,320 S3: Them. Allegedly. 458 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:43,400 S4: All right. Allegedly steal your jokes. Um, I'll be inspired 459 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,200 S4: by your jokes to see what I can do. Because 460 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,730 S4: I'm not. Not a stand up. I need all the 461 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:49,129 S4: help I can get. And so thank you very much 462 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,680 S4: for sending the jokes in. Um, Bron re put up 463 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,620 S4: a question. Other than just what's the best joke in 464 00:22:55,619 --> 00:22:58,230 S4: general as to what? What sort of material do you 465 00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:59,910 S4: think would work if I'm doing a stand up set 466 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,430 S4: in Austria? So we tried it again and we've got 467 00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:04,619 S4: a few gags here. Matt. 468 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:07,140 S3: Yeah, that's right, Joshua has launched us off. Uh, what 469 00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:10,889 S3: do you call a grouchy German, a sauerkraut? 470 00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:13,320 S10: Is it? Crowd. Is it crowd? 471 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,330 S3: A word for a German person? 472 00:23:15,810 --> 00:23:19,740 S4: Yeah, I'm just not so sure the offensiveness of it feels. 473 00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,840 S3: It feels not nice. 474 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,590 S4: I think it's what? Like. Yeah. It says its allies. 475 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,830 S3: Look, I just googled it. Says it's derogatory. I'm sorry. 476 00:23:28,830 --> 00:23:31,320 S3: I didn't realize what that is. 477 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,840 S4: I do not want, um, you know, off Strudels being 478 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,770 S4: thrown at my face. Oh, my. 479 00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:41,600 S3: God, no, people are saying it. Well, okay, someone's saying 480 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,420 S3: Kraut is a word that literally means herb or cabbage, 481 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:48,949 S3: and so isn't an offensive word in itself. However, as. 482 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:53,910 S3: You know the word for someone. It is offensive. I genuinely. 483 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,940 S3: I'm sorry. I had no idea. I had no idea. 484 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:59,700 S3: Why is your comedy getting me in trouble? Dyson, this 485 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:00,659 S3: is bullshit. 486 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:05,609 S4: Did I, um, m message as well? If all the 487 00:24:05,609 --> 00:24:08,850 S4: jokes go to shit, I'd finish the set with. I 488 00:24:08,850 --> 00:24:10,920 S4: was trying my best. 489 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,880 S3: No, it's supposed to be Australian. My best. It works 490 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,670 S3: better if you've got a Scottish accent or Australian. Me? 491 00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:21,240 S3: Best maybe. Um. Nick. 492 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:22,439 S10: Australian. My best. 493 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,290 S3: Uh, Nick says an Australian man is working in the 494 00:24:25,290 --> 00:24:26,940 S3: US and has to go on a long drive with 495 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,520 S3: his colleagues. He pulls to the side of the road 496 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,260 S3: to have a wee in. One of his colleagues says 497 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:34,260 S3: that's gross. And he replies, oh, Dunker. 498 00:24:36,030 --> 00:24:36,629 S4: Okay. 499 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:37,770 S3: What's going on here? 500 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:38,880 S10: I don't know, because. 501 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:43,640 S4: Because he's gone for a week. All right. Yeah. It's 502 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,530 S4: got to pull down his pants for that gross domain. 503 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:47,000 S3: Total or big or something like that. 504 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,200 S4: Gross. Gross means big. So when I said before, go, 505 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,970 S4: go for a gross beer, that's a big beer. 506 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:54,020 S3: Oh yes. 507 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:57,859 S4: He says dankeschön. He says, thank you for mentioning. 508 00:24:57,859 --> 00:25:00,050 S3: When the other person going, that's gross. And it's like, yes, 509 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,869 S3: thank you. Okay, cool. No, that's yeah, that's not bad, 510 00:25:03,109 --> 00:25:03,800 S3: I like that. 511 00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:08,149 S4: Um, Jess says, what's the worst thing about Austria? I 512 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:12,020 S4: don't know, but the flag is a big minus. Which is, 513 00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:14,300 S4: I guess, the inverse of the Swiss joke with the 514 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:19,010 S4: flag is a big plus. But in Austria it's red, white, 515 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,530 S4: red with a big line through the middle, which I 516 00:25:21,530 --> 00:25:23,720 S4: guess does look like a minus. It's not as famous 517 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,330 S4: as the plus on the Swiss flag. But yeah, you 518 00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:27,080 S4: could try that. 519 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,330 S3: Well, here's the thing, Alex Dawson. You don't ask people 520 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:31,730 S3: for help and then tell them it's not good enough. Okay? 521 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:35,510 S3: So if you could do it, then do it. Otherwise, 522 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,790 S3: I'd be saying thank you and taking all of these 523 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:40,460 S3: jokes to your next gig when I. When is it? 524 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:42,350 S3: Come on. When can we expect it? 525 00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:45,980 S4: Oh, look, I might be able to nab five minutes 526 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:48,440 S4: this weekend in Vienna. I'll. I'll check. 527 00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:51,230 S3: Stay tuned to Matt and Alex all day. Breakfast next week. 528 00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:54,290 S3: Alex Dyson is going to record the whole thing. And 529 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,619 S3: are we going to get all five minutes? Yeah, of 530 00:25:57,619 --> 00:26:02,210 S3: course you are the set. Of course you are. That 531 00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:03,619 S3: is the only way you're going to do it. You're 532 00:26:03,619 --> 00:26:07,280 S3: going to put microphones in the crowd, a phone on 533 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,680 S3: the on the edge of the stage, and you're going 534 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,190 S3: to record the entire entire set, and we're going to 535 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:15,050 S3: hear all five minutes of it here on Matt and 536 00:26:15,050 --> 00:26:16,460 S3: Alex all day. Breakfast. 537 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:18,679 S10: All five minutes. Are you kidding me? No. 538 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:21,200 S3: That's what we want. That's what we expect. 539 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,630 S11: You're like the Austrian min, Alex. 540 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:29,300 S3: Austria's men. 541 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:31,790 S10: Shout out. 542 00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:36,200 S3: To our favorite open mic friend debut. 543 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,740 S12: Yeah, it'll be my debut. 544 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,180 S10: Oh my God. 545 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,090 S4: Uh, maybe I should steal some of Min's germ, come 546 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:45,370 S4: up to the Austrian crowd and go. I know what 547 00:26:45,369 --> 00:26:47,350 S4: you like. You're just here for the racism. 548 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,560 S3: I'm all right. This is Matt and Alex. All day breakfast. 549 00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:55,149 S3: Hope you had a good one today. We've had a 550 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,830 S3: bit of fun. We're going to be back here. Same time, 551 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,290 S3: same place tomorrow. And in the meantime, as you've heard today, 552 00:26:59,290 --> 00:27:03,280 S3: we are always posting questions, etc. on our Instagram. Hit 553 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,320 S3: us up at Matt and Alex just to make sure 554 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,730 S3: you're up to date with everything. 555 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,290 S4: Hope you've had a good one. We will catch you 556 00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:11,050 S4: with another big episode of All Day Breakfast tomorrow. 557 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,890 S3: Bye bye. 558 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,920 S2: That's it. The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. Got 559 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,770 S2: something to add to the show? Slide into our DMs. 560 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:20,230 UU: At Matt and Alex.