S1: A listener production.
S2: Where can I have many Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander
S2: mates around the country and around the world? And we
S2: think it's really important that when you go to somebody's house,
S2: you say, thanks for having us. So Luke and I
S2: would like to say thank you to the Wurundjeri, Woiwurrung
S2: and Boonwurrung peoples of the Kulin nation, the land on
S2: which this podcast is recorded on. We pay our respects
S2: to their elders, past and present, and we extend that
S2: respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples here, listening,
S2: past and present. Always was. Always will be Aboriginal land.
S3: Don't film me. You are ridiculous. Don't do that either.
S3: I'm sick of you. You're a nutcase. I don't care, mate.
S3: Look at you. You infuriate me as a human being.
S3: Why are you recording? Can I pick my nose? Look.
S3: I'm sassy.
S4: Sassy? Scott.
UU: A listener production. Don't fool.
S3: Me. You are ridiculous. Don't do that either. I'm sick
S3: of you. You're a nutcase. I don't care. Look at you.
S3: You infuriate me as a human being. Why are you recording?
S3: Can I pick my nose? Look. I'm sassy.
S4: Sassy? Scott.
S2: Why does my voice sound like this?
S3: Annoying. Whiny. No. Husk.
S2: Dry. Stretched.
S3: I know why. Strenuous because we have just finished up
S3: a tour and a national tour. I reserved myself when
S3: we don't need to be talking. So, you know, like,
S3: normally someone asks you a question that's just a yes
S3: and no is just required. But Scott goes into a
S3: Shakespeare monologue that no one needs.
S2: It's who I am. I give 110% Luke. I'm either
S2: in or not. Rewind.
S3: Rewind the tape. Why do I sound husky? That's why
S3: you dig it. Literally, Scott would be like, I need
S3: to call this person and this person and this person.
S3: I'm like, you don't just don't talk.
S2: Uh, we just finished our national tour. Thank you so much.
S2: If you shared one of our posters, if you commented
S2: on it or if you came to the show, you
S2: know what you got. And the gratitude that I feel
S2: from that very first show.
S3: First one in Sydney.
S2: Luke and I walk out, so to be totally honest,
S2: we raw dogged it. We had never done the show
S2: from top to bottom in costume. Yeah, um, with tech
S2: like to.
S3: Keep that context. So there's storytelling. There's games we do
S3: on stage with audience participation. There's also a singing, dancing
S3: number and those three things, we've rehearsed them, but not together.
S2: Yeah. So Luke and I, I reckon it was seven
S2: minutes in in Sydney and no lie. Our show producer
S2: writer Nikki comes up to us right before the show.
S2: It was magical, wasn't it, Luke? We bought our fucking
S2: eyes out about ten minutes before we went on. She said,
S2: I've been on the comedy circuit for years, and I
S2: have never in my life felt or experienced this type
S2: of energy, guys. And she said, these people are here
S2: for you. You've got so many different types of people
S2: out there. She's like, they're here for you. You've been
S2: able to do this. She's like, go out there, have fun.
S2: She goes, but like, you're gonna have to harness this energy.
S2: There's more than I've ever seen in my life. We
S2: walk out on stage, run out, and they're.
S3: Chanting, show us your.
S2: Dick. No, that didn't come till later. Yeah, but they
S2: were screaming for the first 20 minutes, going, I fucking
S2: love you. I fucking love you.
S3: My favorite was I love you, Scott. And then like,
S3: three seconds later and you look and.
S2: But it was 6 or 7 minutes in that Luke.
S2: I remember looking at you and it was like, oh
S2: my God, we've got this. All of the lines just
S2: were coming out and the jokes were just coming out perfectly.
S2: I thought.
S3: Yeah. So when we're saying the jokes and the lines
S3: were coming out perfect, I had that down pat a
S3: month ago.
S2: Watch yourself Mister got 20% of the words and I
S2: have 80%. What do you mean? I did the word count. Um, that's.
S3: Because you wanted it like that. If you're going to
S3: go down that.
S2: What was the worst part of the tour, Luke?
S3: The worst part for you? Let me think. There's quite
S3: a bit. What? I hate travelling. Okay, that's a good one.
S3: I struggle with travelling, I.
S2: What? What? What about travelling? Don't you like sitting next
S2: to me? We can change that really easily. Why don't we?
S2: We can request that.
S3: Shut up! The transit. I just hate travelling. Like sitting
S3: in an airport. And then even. I used to love hotels.
S3: The feeling of going into a hotel I loved. And
S3: now it's like we do go into a lot of
S3: hotels that it's kind of. It's like, I want to
S3: go to resorts now. I don't want to go to
S3: a fucking resort.
S2: Categorically not.
S3: We should. I'll put in a request. I should do
S3: a cruise.
S2: No, we will not do a fucking cruise. Oh.
S3: Can I just repeat one thing that I heard, though,
S3: when we were staying the fir. No. The second place
S3: we stayed at in Brisbane. Shout out to the Emporium.
S3: They were amazing.
S2: Shout out specifically Matthew.
S3: So Matthew concierge has come up to me when I'm
S3: with my two cousins and he goes, we haven't had
S3: VIPs like this since Keith Urban and Post Malone.
S2: And he said we've reserved the hotels. Aston Martin to
S2: get you guys around Brisbane the whole time you're here
S2: with us. He said, please come with me. You're not
S2: to use the standard hotel lifts. We have a VIP
S2: lift stop for people like you. And we were like, oh,
S2: thanks Matthew, but it's cool. Like it's just fucking us, right? Sweating.
S2: We get up to our room and it's late, I
S2: think when we checked in. And then I hear another
S2: knock on my door and he's like, Mr. O'Halloran, here
S2: are my details. You do not have to contact anybody.
S2: Can I take an order for you? Would you like
S2: to go out for dinner anywhere in the city? I
S2: can get you anywhere you want. And I went. I
S2: actually just want ice cream and spaghetti bolognese in bed.
S2: Does the hotel do that? He goes now we do.
S2: It won't be long. And he said, good night, Mr. O'Halloran.
S2: And he walked off.
S3: All right, let's bring it back to the tour. That's
S3: enough about the worst part for you is is transiting.
S2: The worst part for me would be energy levels. Like,
S2: I think, you know, when I'm really trying to preserve
S2: my energy and you know this, don't act dumb when
S2: I'm obviously trying to preserve my energy. And people look
S2: at me like I'm being rude. Like if I'm like, yeah,
S2: that'd be great. If we could just put it over there, please.
S2: People expect me to be 100%. I think in some
S2: of those moments.
S3: I could tell.
S1: When I met you guys afterwards because I came to
S1: the Sydney show, obviously, and you asked me to come
S1: backstage afterwards and properly meet you because we never met
S1: in person before. We do this all interstate.
S3: Can you believe this? So you're listening to this right now?
S3: We had never met our producer Elise in person, and.
S2: We were blown away by how tall she is.
S3: Elise.
S2: Elise is.
S3: Tall. People listening right now. Does she sound tall? Do
S3: I sound giant? It's not a giant. She is.
S2: That's a terrible word to call giant.
S3: You're on the women's Australian basketball team. I'm sure of.
S1: It, guys. I'm like five seven. I'm not that tall.
S1: The best thing is, I'm not five seven.
S3: I've still got a sore neck from looking up at you.
S2: All right. Yeah. You were saying? Yeah.
S1: I loved coming backstage to meet you. And I was like.
S1: I mean, I've worked with you for a bit, and
S1: I was like, I know what Luke's going to be like.
S1: I know what Scott's going to be like, but you
S1: just come off the stage. Scott and I saw exactly
S1: you doing that, trying to sort of siphon off some
S1: of your energy because you still had a meet and
S1: greet to do. I think you were also in a
S1: daze because you're like, Holy shit, I've just come off
S1: the stage from doing the first ever show, and you
S1: were just like, hello, it's so good to meet you.
S1: I just. Yeah. And just walked off and I was like,
S1: slay king. Like, go, go off. Love that for you. Yeah.
S3: Scott was dead after the show.
S2: I said to Luke, the show's over. When we do
S2: our last meet and greet, it's not when we walk
S2: off that stage and we do our tech rehearsal and
S2: step through queue to queue, which is about four hours
S2: before every show. Then we do the show, which is
S2: 2.5 hours. Then we have a 20 minute break, then
S2: we have about an hour and a half of meet
S2: and greets. Greats. So I'm like, in my head, we're
S2: only kind of like a third of the way through.
S3: One third one, you're putting two thirds to the meet
S3: and greet.
S2: One three quarters, three quarters by the. A quarter. The
S2: last quarter is a meet and greet. How do you.
S1: How do you do that? How do you. Keep that
S1: energy up though. Because when I when the show is finished,
S1: I was like, oh gosh, that would. Be such a
S1: big energy slump. And then your manager Bella was like, okay,
S1: we've got to go do the meet and greet now.
S1: And I was like, oh my God, I'm exhausted. And
S1: I just watched like, you then need to keep the
S1: energy up to meet people, which is like exciting and
S1: wonderful to do. But you're like, what do you do?
S1: How do you rally yourself?
S2: I'm so grateful for people turning up, and I truly
S2: believed that it's what they expect. It's what the industry
S2: expects of a professional, and I owe it. And it's
S2: like it's owed to them, right? And you need to
S2: be the best version of yourself in that meet and greet.
S2: People were coming to meet us and share stories with
S2: us for whatever reason, right. And I had to make
S2: sure that I still had energy, that they weren't disappointed.
S2: There's there's so much riding still in that that final
S2: minute of of the night. So, um, what I was
S2: talking about, that preservation of energy. I was so conscious
S2: of it, so aware of and intentional with where I'm
S2: putting my energy on the days. But Luke thinks I
S2: talk too much, which I kind of do. Yeah.
S3: You do.
S1: Okay, well, if that worked well, then what didn't work? Well,
S1: what do you think didn't work well.
S3: It didn't work well, Scott. What?
S2: Fucked up.
S3: Um.
S2: Like one time where Luke's like. No, we're not telling
S2: that story now. I see you getting ahead. Scott.
S3: Yeah. So, Scott, this was in Brisbane. In Brisbane. I
S3: didn't know how to stop him. And he's like, don't
S3: derail me. Like the way he was looking at me,
S3: he's like, how dare you stop me from saying my lines?
S3: I'm like, you've just skipped 20 minutes of content.
S2: Knowing that in the.
S3: Maldives you had skipped, that you were skipping the Maldives.
S3: I'm sorry. Yeah, you went straight to, you know who
S3: would be proud? And I'm like, oh my God, you're
S3: not doing it. And I was like, no. And you're like, grandma.
S3: I was like, no. As in, no, don't do.
S2: Not doing that. Because then the show ends.
S3: There was another one in feedback as well. Scott was like, Scott, Luke,
S3: you need to rehearse the going down to stage with
S3: the Mars better. The reason I was so slow is
S3: because you didn't put your microphone back to where it
S3: was supposed to be.
S2: Is that are we sure of that? Yeah, because.
S3: The mic wasn't there and you said, Luke, you need
S3: a mic to go down because I can't look behind
S3: because you're going to be doing something.
S2: So, you know, it's categorically up to the tech director
S2: and the stage manager to make sure those mics are
S2: always back on the stage. Well, that was.
S3: The issue there.
S2: It's definitely not my fucking problem. Well don't say.
S3: So. In the email thing. It was Luke. Maybe you
S3: should rehearse this better.
S2: I didn't know it had anything to do with the
S2: the microphone. I had no idea it had anything to
S2: do with the mic.
S1: Can I tell you something I think was funny?
S3: Yes.
S1: So the Sydney show, which I very much loved, you
S1: obviously don't know much about New South Wales geography. And
S1: you have this wonderful bit where you give away a
S1: $1,000 Jetstar voucher to someone who competes in a game
S1: which is so great, except that the woman who won
S1: it is from a town that was so far out
S1: of Sydney it doesn't have an airport.
S2: They were the ladies that drove eight eight hours to
S2: come to our fucking show.
S3: Eight hours?
S2: Like you're saying, you don't like a one hour flight
S2: from Melbourne to Sydney? They drove eight hours to see us.
S3: It's impressive. Yeah.
S2: It's phenomenal.
S3: Yeah, it's pretty cool. Eight hours though. Is there anything
S3: else that fucked up on stage?
S2: You just want to always talk about what I. What
S2: I didn't do is. What?
S3: No. So. So halfway through the the, um, live show tour, uh,
S3: my role is the anchor. Yeah. Apparently, there always needs
S3: to be in a duo. And it was something we
S3: had never discussed or thought about. So my role is
S3: more the anchor. Is that because you're heavier?
S5: Sorry. Sorry, Luke. I couldn't help.
S1: Myself. I'm sorry. I've had silly juice today.
S5: I'm sorry.
S3: I blame it on juice. Apple juice? Did she just.
S2: Blame that on apple juice?
S3: Get back to the basketball court, Elise.
S2: Hey, Elise, I want you to say if you can
S2: hear what the energy was like, how you described the
S2: bucking ball. You said it. You said a phenomenal thing.
S2: Can you recall.
S1: Josh being up on that stage and having to command
S1: an audience that is, you know, as you know, listener,
S1: you love these guys so much. But being on the
S1: other end of that, standing and looking at a room
S1: of people who love you and really want to tell
S1: you while you're trying to tell a story about the
S1: time you broke your dad's heart with Mars arriving in
S1: the sky like it was just. It was like watching
S1: you ride a bucking bull. And I will say, is
S1: the first time you were rodeo riders. You did an
S1: excellent job.
S2: Ah.
S3: Thank you. And I'm sure you've listened people as well,
S3: that I am naturally an awkward human. So there's one
S3: stage that we kind of alluded to earlier, Scott, where
S3: Scott says it's not the first time Luke's going to
S3: get his dick out and swing it around and show
S3: off and forget about the 5% of you. Whatever. But
S3: then what did the people start doing, Scott?
S2: They start chanting, show us your dick! We want to
S2: see your dick, Luke. Show us your dick and I.
S2: I'm like, what the fuck?
S3: I'm instantly red and sweating like my white t shirt
S3: is now see through. And I turn around to me.
S3: Now look at that.
S2: I'm like, yo, I'm like, stop it or I'll drag
S2: you the fuck out of here. So then that gets
S2: more people going, show us your dick, show us. And
S2: I was like, cut it out.
S3: So I showed him my dick. Yeah.
S2: Um, okay.
S3: So just to wrap it all up, we can't say
S3: thank you to you enough, Elise. No, not to you, Elise.
S3: To the listener right now. But all of you coming
S3: along for the ride. And if you were there in person,
S3: or if you listened to this from an area that
S3: you just couldn't come to a show or for whatever reason,
S3: you couldn't be there, but still liked our videos, commented
S3: on things. It means the world to us because we
S3: can put up a funny video, but this was the
S3: first time that we actually had done something that had
S3: soul behind it, and we really were requiring on a
S3: bit of a backing from you. And and it meant
S3: a lot to us. And to see the support we
S3: had was like, fuck, we can do this again potentially.
S3: So we might.
S2: Take a regional, we might take it international. Who fucking knows?
S2: But let's just stop for a second, take a breather,
S2: and truly thank you from the bottom of our heart
S2: for coming and supporting us.
UU: Luke, Luke and sassy.
S4: Sassy.
S6: Sassy. Scott.
S3: We're here to talk about the weirdest things you believed
S3: as a kid. And Scott, I'm intrigued. Before we started this,
S3: Scott was saying that he can't think of anything weird. Nothing.
S3: You know why I do.
S2: Believe I met God?
S3: But do you know why?
S2: But then I'm like, I don't believe in God, so
S2: that confuses me.
S3: Scott, is that narcissistic? That he would still believe everything
S3: he thought as a kid? So there's so much to
S3: probably say right now. I'm a fucking.
S2: Dreamer, Luke. I'm a fucking dreamer. And I make them
S2: come true.
S3: There we go. Bam! Oh, that was one of mine
S3: that I've got written down.
S2: Shut up.
S3: I used to be.
S2: You take from me and you. You're like a parasite.
S2: You take. You're like I'm the host and you take
S2: from the host. That's what you're doing right now.
S3: That's not too bad way of explaining it. I studied biology. Scott,
S3: you could have actually got a mark in an exam,
S3: but what I was trying to say before I was
S3: rudely interrupted was I used to, at some stage, Age
S3: believe my dreams would come true. Like I remember we
S3: went to Dreamworld once and I was like, I've dreamt this.
S3: It's real. And then like during the week, I would
S3: have a dream. Like someone in the family would die
S3: and I'm like, oh my God, they're gonna die. Like,
S3: I started to believe everything I would dream.
S2: So the weirdest thing you believed as a kid was
S2: that your dreams came true. Because once you dreamt you
S2: went to movie world, and then we as a family
S2: went to movie world.
S3: Yeah. And then, like, I had a dream, like you
S3: would be in a car accident. I'm like, oh, God's
S3: going to go this week. Oh, no. You used to
S3: believe that.
S2: And I had multiple car accidents. Yeah, because you didn't die.
S3: He's like, where should I fall asleep? On the ring road? No.
S3: Scott was that.
S2: Was I was tired. I'd done a night shift.
S3: I've done many night shifts.
S2: Okay. You made me sleep. No, you didn't fucking work
S2: as hard as me. That's what that tells me.
S3: Um, another thing that I believed. Yes. Ink poisoning. If
S3: I wrote on my hand, I was going to die
S3: from ink lead poisoning. That's fucking.
S2: True. No lead poisoning. Remember that as well. Lead like
S2: I've still got lead in.
S3: My elbow from when I was stabbed in year.
S2: Eight. I got a rock in my head.
S3: That's your brain?
S2: No, I've still got it. Hang on. Do you want.
S3: To touch it? It's not. It's a calcified. Shut the fuck.
S2: Up. It's not.
S3: It could be infected.
S2: So once.
S3: See? Here we go. Things Scott believes as a child.
S2: Once I was on a skateboard. No, a cousin's house.
S2: And I fell off the skateboard, and I grazed my
S2: head on the gravel. Anyway, my auntie, she picked it
S2: out with fucking tweezers because I had gravel on the
S2: side of my face. Tough, honey. And anyway, she clearly
S2: didn't get them all out. Feel it. I need your finger.
S2: I know what it feels like, but it's your finger.
S3: It's calcified. It's calcified.
S2: Medical terminology.
S3: It's calcified. Scar tissue.
S2: Don't need it here.
S3: See, another thing Scott believes is.
S2: That I need to touch it. I'm gonna go get
S2: a random out there. Then if you won't touch it,
S2: I'm gonna.
S3: I'm gonna go ask her.
S2: I need to.
S3: Tell you to fuck off. You got rocks in your head, Scott. Oh, no.
S3: He's going out there. She's producing another show.
S2: She's producing.
S3: Yeah, I know she doesn't want to feel your calcified
S3: scar tissue.
S2: Just feel it, Luke.
S3: Nothing.
S2: Give me your finger, then go feel around.
S3: Yeah, it's calcified scar tissue.
S2: Or a fucking rock in my head. Or a.
S3: Cyst. But we.
S2: Asked you. We asked you?
S3: No, I've got more. There's another one that. This would
S3: trigger you as well.
S2: Trigger me? Go.
S3: You know when you would go collect daisies and those
S3: yellow weeds at the park? Yeah. And you used to
S3: put one under your chin, remember? And if your chin
S3: lit up yellow, it meant if you had good cholesterol
S3: or bad cholesterol. Do you remember that?
S2: Never did that.
S3: I believed that for a very long time. You'd put
S3: the little yellow daisy under your chin, and if it
S3: reflected up on the yellow on your skin, it was
S3: if you had good or bad cholesterol.
S2: I think you're reminding me of what I've just remembered.
S2: A memory unlocked, remember? Obviously. Daisy chains. Um. But remember,
S2: I think it was Jasmine the lolly. I mean, the lolly,
S2: the the flower before it bloomed was really sweet. If
S2: you sucked on it. Never.
S3: Okay. Oh, yeah, I used.
S1: To do that. There you.
S2: Go. Remember? Fascinating. Jasmine. The little tiny little flower before
S2: it opened. Smells beautiful before it opened. If you sucked
S2: on it, it was really sweet. But now I'm, like,
S2: just a whole lot of kids running around sucking on
S2: probably a poisonous plant. It's probably half the fucking reason
S2: why we are the way we are. But we did
S2: ask you on our well, no we didn't. Producer Elise
S2: asked you on our Instagram. What was the weirdest thing
S2: you believed as a kid? And we got like over
S2: 80 fucking messages. So we want you to know, we
S2: comb through them and we've pulled out some that have
S2: fucking made us laugh. Luke, do you want to go
S2: with Shona's?
S3: Shona you go with Shona.
S2: Shona okay. Shona said that if you put a dandelion
S2: under someone's mattress, they'd piss the bed.
S3: Karen, I lived at the foot of a mountain and
S3: thought Santa lived at the top of the mountain.
S2: She actually thought it though, like, this is what we
S2: have to imagine. These people actually thought this. Chloe said,
S2: I believed that my parents could actually see the percentage
S2: of water that I was using in the shower. Sounds
S2: like dad.
S3: Dad? Yeah.
S2: Dad could. Yeah. Dad knew he was upset.
S3: Can I just paint the picture, though? Paint it. Dad
S3: would be like, you can only have a four minute shower,
S3: and that's all. But I'm going to spend the next
S3: three hours watering the garden.
S2: Fucking garden?
S3: Yeah, there's a lot of sense there. He tried to
S3: time our showers. Imagine if we tried to time his garden.
S2: Next up, we got Reese Witherspoon.
S3: Reese, I believed that there was a little man who
S3: lived in the traffic lights that changed the colors.
S2: How little must he have been?
S3: Apparently, there was quite a lot that were saying that
S3: they thought they were clowns. There was another one I
S3: read saying something like the clowns, they change their noses,
S3: and the noses were the colors of the light.
S2: And Amelia said, if we left the lights on in
S2: the car, we would get taken by the police.
S3: Yeah, that was always a scary thing, wasn't it?
S2: You can't have the interior lights on.
S3: You used to get in so much trouble. Why do I.
S2: Still feel I can't do it?
S3: Cos your arms are short. You can't reach.
S2: So Kate thought that Mr. Sheen was real. So I
S2: used to clean furniture all the time waiting for him
S2: to pop out.
S3: Oh, that's so nice, Mr. Sheen. Lauren, the Queen cut
S3: off people's ears when they were being knighted. You know
S3: how she's got the sword and she goes bang, bang
S3: on the side of the shoulders? She did not stop
S3: cutting off their ears.
S1: It's the trade off for being a sir or a lady.
S3: You'd be like, I want to be a republic. I
S3: don't want her in charge of my country.
S2: Bailey said that back when they only had black and
S2: white TV that people only saw in black and white.
S3: I like that.
S2: One. That's fucking stupid.
S3: Next one is from Carly. If you looked at a
S3: cemetery for longer than 10s, you would die. But the
S3: cemetery brought out a lot, though, like we used to
S3: hold our breath. Yeah, and I remember the one on
S3: Pliny Road. There was a traffic lights there, and if
S3: it went red, it was like, we're dead. It was like,
S3: I'm going through this red light. I don't give a fuck.
S2: I remember that.
S3: That was the scariest. That's near that maccas there. Um,
S3: but the morses used to put their finger in their
S3: belly button. Yeah. Weird. Um, next one's actually a voice
S3: memo that's been sent in by Chloe.
S7: So back in grade one to maybe, like, 3 or 4.
S7: My friend was in the show H2O, and we had, like,
S7: a little group. Three of us in our group, and
S7: she got the full mermaid tail and we were all
S7: so excited for it anyway. After that, she came back
S7: to school and pretty much said to us, you guys
S7: are mermaids. Anyway, so we she made us go and
S7: like test our skin in the school bathroom with the
S7: water and my skin went red and all the girls
S7: just absolutely freaked out. And we all thought we were
S7: turning into mermaids, to the point where we would do
S7: all these rituals at school, like stand in a circle
S7: and sing Kumbaya. And then when there was a full moon,
S7: we all used to freak out because we thought, like
S7: we would just become mermaids. Like at home, in the shower. Anyway,
S7: we all just had this constant fear of turning into
S7: a mermaid and we seriously thought we were.
S2: I just remembered one.
S3: I think you're gonna say what I was thinking. I
S3: thought I was straight. No, I thought you were going
S3: to talk about a séance, a séance.
S2: So really, I used to do quite a lot of seances.
S2: Did you ever do them?
S3: Yeah, I used to act cool, but I thought they
S3: were fucking real and long, long time.
S2: So it was our niece's birthday. Chelsea's birthday? Like a
S2: couple of weeks. A couple of months back or something.
S2: And a couple of weeks, kind of. I don't even
S2: know what day it is. And she texted me and
S2: she said, can you know me and the girls FaceTime you?
S2: She was having a sleepover right now. She turned. I
S2: think I was ten and 17, and I, um, I
S2: sometimes forget age and what's appropriate and what's not when
S2: I speak to kids, right? So her and her girlfriends
S2: have called me, and I'm like, what's up? It's sassy.
S2: Skype bitches, blah, blah, blah blah. I'm like, are we
S2: just listening to Taylor Swift and like, drinking vodka? And
S2: they're like, no. And I was like, okay, cool, what
S2: are you doing? And then they said, we're playing Roblox.
S2: And I was like, boring. You know what you need
S2: to do? And they're like, what? What? I said, you
S2: need to do a seance. They're like, what's that? And
S2: I'm like, all right. So then I go on and
S2: I tell them how to make the Ouija board and
S2: how to call upon a spirit, and then after, like, okay,
S2: we're gonna go do that.
S3: So more people not listening. So pretty much, you got
S3: a board in front of you, you all put your
S3: fingers on a little fucking seance. There'll be people that don't.
S3: And you ask questions to the spirits. And then there's
S3: always one person who's moving that little widget on the board.
S2: And oh, yeah, it's one person.
S3: One person's doing it. And if you if you're not
S3: in on it and you're young like I was always
S3: the youngest, I thought this thing was moving by spirits
S3: and it would answer questions.
S2: I texted our older brother and sister in law, Claire.
S2: I went, oops, sorry, just had a FaceTime FaceTime call
S2: with the girls, and I may have accidentally introduced what
S2: a seance is and told them how to call upon spirits.
S2: So you might hear some screaming upstairs soon. And my
S2: sister in law just did like laughing crying emoji faces.
S2: But I don't even know what I'm talking about that
S2: now because we believed that seances were real.
S8: Mom. No, she made.
UU: Him stop it! Fuck off, you piece of shit! Sibling squabbles.
S2: I don't know what the definition of a sibling squabble is.
S2: We've been.
S3: Doing this for over a year.
S2: But I do have a gut feeling that India and
S2: her story. Sibling squabble about the rug may be the
S2: definition of a sibling squabble. Go!
S1: So pretty much my brother.
S9: And I were younger. I would have been like 8
S9: or 10 years old and my brother would have been, whatever,
S9: two years younger than that is. And he had gotten
S9: massive trouble with my dad. Like, I'm talking big trouble,
S9: like you're locked in your room, you can't come out,
S9: you're in time out kind of thing. And my dad
S9: proceeds to mow the lawn on, like, the other side
S9: of the house. And my. And I was just, like,
S9: laughing at my brother, locked in his room like, so
S9: funny how he copped it all. And then he called
S9: out to me and said, I need to go to
S9: the toilet. And I was like, well, that's not my problem.
S9: And then he is like, can you ask dad if
S9: I can go to the toilet? And I was like, okay,
S9: so I go to dad and I was like, can
S9: I go to the toilet? He's like, no, sorry. He's
S9: locked in his room. So I go back to Xander
S9: and I'm like, no, can't go toilet. Sorry. And he's like,
S9: what am I supposed to do? Like I'm about to
S9: shit myself. So I came up with the genius plan to,
S9: you know, the, like the old Ikea rugs, like they
S9: were shapes in different colors. We had like a green
S9: and blue, like lily pad shaped Ikea rug. So I
S9: brought that into my brother's room and lined it with
S9: so much toilet paper I was like, just shit on that.
S9: And he goes, what the fuck? Like, I can't just
S9: shit on a rug in my room. And I was like, well,
S9: are you going to have to? So he proceeds to, like,
S9: fucking squat over this rug and shit on it, and
S9: it stunk out the whole fucking house. My dad doesn't
S9: even know this is happening. He didn't know till my
S9: mom got home. And my mom got home and smelled
S9: it and was like, what the fuck is this smell?
S9: And I was like, Xander shat on his carpet. And
S9: I just did not take any credit for this genius
S9: idea of mine. And mom had to deal with it.
S9: And then mom and dad got in a massive argument
S9: because he wasn't allowed to go to the toilet.
S2: So at the top of this segment, I said that
S2: perhaps this could be the definition of a sibling squabble.
S2: Like I'm bored.
S3: This is why Twitter brought in a character limit.
S2: Like, we can't do that to people. We can't give
S2: them limits.
S3: But I gave it a lot of energy until I
S3: tuned out.
S2: Um, I, I.
S3: Don't think I ever came back. Do you want to
S3: paraphrase what happened?
S2: Yeah. Listen, um, the. They got into trouble. One got
S2: one boy got sent to his room, and then he
S2: needed to go to the toilet. But his dad said
S2: he can't come out of the toilet. So there were
S2: little shitheads. So the sister was like, um. Or the
S2: sibling was like, yeah, shit on this rug so that
S2: I can fold it up and throw it out. And
S2: he did. But so he followed the rules of not
S2: leaving the room, but he did his shit in his room.
S3: Okay.
S2: Listen, um, not many people in this world were given
S2: the skill set that I have, which is the ability
S2: to story, tell or tell a story.
S3: Hate us for our reaction.
S2: Yeah. Sorry, India, but listen, the story was good. The
S2: telling of it just wasn't there.
S3: At least. Do you want to back us up at all?
S3: I mean.
S1: I thought you guys were gonna like that. It had shit.
S1: It had being in time I'm out. You just. The
S1: standard is just so high.
S3: Just when you.
S2: Thought you knew us, you learnt. You fucking don't. All right.
S2: That's been another fabulous episode with just little Luke and
S2: Sassy Scott. And we can't wait for you to listen.
S3: And you know what you can do wherever you are
S3: listening to it, go rate and review our podcast. Let's
S3: get those numbers higher.
S2: I want to do you know what? Fuck it. We're
S2: going to do a segment one day where we're actually
S2: going to read out and we're going to do real
S2: or fake.
S3: Not a bad idea.
S2: Real or fake reviews. And so go leave one now.
S2: And in a couple of episodes time we are going
S2: to do a real or retail review. We're going to
S2: rate your review. I just got to.
S1: Say that storytelling wasn't that good. Scott I'm just.
S3: Fucking. All right. Sorry I tuned out. Elise, can you
S3: paraphrase what Scott said to me?
S4: Luke I'm sassy. Sassy. Scott.