1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:07,850 S1: A listener production. Likesome to die for yoghurt on some 2 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:09,680 S1: perfectly soaked bircher. 3 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,270 S2: Bad boys get all the yum yum yum. 4 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:13,700 S3: Yum yum good yum yum good. 5 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:17,569 S4: It's Matt and Alex all day breakfast. Love seeing this headline. 6 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:22,310 S4: Alex Dyson the free Ozharvest supermarket opens in Adelaide's west, 7 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:25,880 S4: offering groceries to people in need as demand for food 8 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,920 S4: relief rises. How good is that? So you can actually 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:32,660 S4: go into the supermarket. It's all food and takeaway meals 10 00:00:32,659 --> 00:00:35,570 S4: and cooked meals that have been rescued from local businesses 11 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:37,370 S4: that were otherwise going to get chucked out. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,500 S5: Bloody love it. And I love, I love anything with 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,000 S5: a bit of an honesty system. You know, people who 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,320 S5: need it will go along and get a meal and 15 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,879 S5: it'll be great. It's the same as you like going 16 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:46,130 S5: along the road and it's like, oh, strawberries on the 17 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:49,460 S5: side of the road, you know, three bucks. Just chuck 18 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,890 S5: it in the honesty tin and you're away. It's. Yeah, 19 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:54,320 S5: it's what society should be like, isn't it? Absolutely. 20 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,470 S4: And look, our podcast is free also. You can always 21 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,210 S4: have it whenever you want it. You don't even need 22 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:02,000 S4: to chuck a couple of bucks in to a little tin. 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:07,280 S4: But Alex Dyson, we are dishing up a few big 24 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,520 S4: news strawberries today. We've got something on our run sheet 25 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,970 S4: that says Big Alex Dyson announcement, so I don't want 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,529 S4: to hold up any longer. 27 00:01:15,530 --> 00:01:17,900 S5: Let's get into it, shall we? It's Matt and Alex 28 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:20,270 S5: all day. Breakfast. 29 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,680 S6: Let's get this show on the road. 30 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,720 S7: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 31 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:31,610 S5: Well, Matt Okine, I am pretty happy to announce to 32 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:36,170 S5: the world that once again, I am beating you in 33 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:41,180 S5: a long form chess match, uh, on the chess app. 34 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,090 S5: And it's going great. I'm very happy with where I'm 35 00:01:44,090 --> 00:01:46,010 S5: at at the moment. I mean, you started off a 36 00:01:46,010 --> 00:01:48,620 S5: bishop ahead. I draw him back. It's. It's looking quite good. 37 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:50,900 S4: I can't believe I let that fall as well. Anyway, look, 38 00:01:50,900 --> 00:01:55,309 S4: no one cares about our chess rivalry, which I am 39 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:58,700 S4: clearly better at you, considering I've beaten you so many 40 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,160 S4: times in the short form game. Like so many times. 41 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:03,410 S5: No, I am, I am the ray gun of chess. 42 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,780 S5: I it's all about expression when I play. 43 00:02:06,890 --> 00:02:11,330 S4: Okay, now listen, we have a little gap here in 44 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:14,780 S4: our schedule that we put together. And when I say 45 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:20,540 S4: we I mean producer Bron uh, and Bron always, you know, 46 00:02:20,630 --> 00:02:25,250 S4: like puts together our plan for the show. And at 47 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:29,570 S4: the top spot this very first segment it says Alex's 48 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:34,790 S4: big announcement. Now this could be a number of things. 49 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:40,010 S4: I don't know what it could be but I feel very, 50 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,170 S4: very excited. 51 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,700 S5: Well, it's I'm sorry to say it's the years of 52 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,190 S5: you asking if I've ever have ever have kids. Uh, 53 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:52,100 S5: it's not going to be any sort of answer to that, 54 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,450 S5: but I am happy to announce. 55 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,420 S4: Oh, no. Okay. That's okay. But there's there's other good news. 56 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:57,590 S4: Hit us with a dieso. 57 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,980 S5: Well, I am happy to announce that once again, I'm 58 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,410 S5: going to be putting on the the suit and tie 59 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:07,370 S5: and fronting up as the independent candidates for the seat 60 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,919 S5: of Wannon in south west Victoria. We're going again. 61 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:16,130 S4: Yes, mate. Now, this is incredible news. Having seen one 62 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:19,850 S4: of the people who you ran alongside last time, David Pocock, 63 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:24,560 S4: making leaps and bounds in his fields, representing the good 64 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,630 S4: people of. I can't remember what the seat of the 65 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:28,760 S4: act is, but he's doing really great stuff. Well, he's 66 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,209 S4: a senator. 67 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,680 S5: In the act. So yeah. 68 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:34,970 S4: Working on a working. I still don't understand anyways. I 69 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,490 S4: still don't. House of Representatives house. You tried to explain 70 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:38,990 S4: this to me every time. I don't get it. 71 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:42,500 S5: Anyways, we really need to get year six Canberra camp 72 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:44,930 S5: again for adults. Wouldn't it be great if we could 73 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:47,870 S5: set up week six Canberra camp for adults? 74 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,300 S4: You've tried to tell me all this stuff before and 75 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:55,550 S4: every time I just don't listen. I cannot like my 76 00:03:55,550 --> 00:04:00,680 S4: brain is not built to understand the boring nature of 77 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:05,090 S4: Australian Parliament composition. Okay, so all I do know is 78 00:04:05,090 --> 00:04:08,750 S4: that you are going to be the potential leader of 79 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,100 S4: the people of Wannon. 80 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,440 S5: Well, I would like to call it the head follower, 81 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,950 S5: because what an independent does is listen to the people. 82 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:18,739 S5: And so I'll be, um, following their lead when it 83 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:21,619 S5: comes to that. But no, it was it's such a 84 00:04:21,620 --> 00:04:23,120 S5: big thing to do and it's such a difficult thing 85 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,520 S5: going through. But I couldn't not do it. And I 86 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:29,330 S5: think it's because it is despite being, you know, extremely 87 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,060 S5: taxing and tiring and a lot of the time the 88 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:34,040 S5: good side of it and the people you meet and 89 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,440 S5: the sort of hope and goodwill that comes out of 90 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:39,350 S5: running for Parliament and taking a little interest. And that's 91 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,469 S5: it's something that I couldn't not say yes to again. 92 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,039 S5: And it's also for people like yourself, Matt O'Connor, or 93 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,350 S5: young people or old people or people who aren't super 94 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:51,500 S5: interested in politics. It's good. The only way we get 95 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,380 S5: things done is people do what they can do. And 96 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:58,240 S5: for me, having a general interest in politics, having, you know, 97 00:04:58,270 --> 00:04:59,980 S5: a couple of triple J Textline and work in media 98 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:02,140 S5: for many years, you've got a bit more perspective on 99 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:04,960 S5: people's opinions when it comes to stuff. You can talk 100 00:05:04,990 --> 00:05:08,050 S5: a little bit more like I've got a few things 101 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:12,310 S5: that make me, I guess, more appropriate or more willing 102 00:05:12,339 --> 00:05:15,940 S5: to to be the candidate in the campaign than other people. 103 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,589 S5: But it's about everyone doing what they can do. And 104 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:19,690 S5: for some people, that's small things. It's like donating money. 105 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,130 S5: It could be donating a little bit of time. It 106 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,810 S5: could be as we've got a few people in the 107 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:27,340 S5: Warren campaign doing already sewing some dog bandanas, ready to 108 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,530 S5: be out there with the Dyson name on it. 109 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,650 S4: Dogs as in rat dogs? 110 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,409 S5: No, we've got separate rat bandanas for the for the 111 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:40,210 S5: rats of the campaign. But, um. But I am very excited. 112 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,549 S5: And you might think. Does this mean an election has 113 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:45,400 S5: been called? No, it hasn't, but I thought I would 114 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:49,120 S5: announce earlier in the event that 1st May be at 115 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,430 S5: some stage, I'll be ready to go. And so you'll 116 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:54,490 S5: be hearing lots of lots of tales from the campaign as, 117 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,390 S5: as we did, which is about two years ago now. 118 00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:02,520 S4: Now. Okay. I just want to ask you what the 119 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:07,020 S4: tipping point was, because I also know that during any 120 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:11,010 S4: huge campaign like this. Right. And I'm assuming it would 121 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:16,140 S4: be similar to what it's like when you're in amidst 122 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,770 S4: a big TV production in which there's just so much 123 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:22,770 S4: going on, it's so hectic and a little part of 124 00:06:22,770 --> 00:06:26,670 S4: your voice goes, don't ever do this again, Matt. Don't 125 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:29,250 S4: ever do this again. Right. Matt. 126 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,409 S5: But there wasn't a little part of my voice. It 127 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:36,000 S5: was my actual voice. I was driving alone on the terrible, 128 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:41,550 S5: pothole ridden roads of Wannon by myself in the back country, 129 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:45,120 S5: going between places. And I said out loud to myself 130 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,909 S5: in the car, Alex, no matter what future you says, 131 00:06:47,910 --> 00:06:53,850 S5: never do this again. I said it out loud to 132 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,469 S5: myself and now. 133 00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,710 S4: Look at what I'm doing. You actually vocalized it. 134 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:02,940 S5: I said I was talking to myself in aloud in 135 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,669 S5: the car, as if to solidify it. Just going don't 136 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:08,730 S5: listen to what that trickster in the future is going 137 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,530 S5: to tell you. Never do this again because it is 138 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:17,190 S5: extremely hard. You're getting attacked from all sorts of angles. 139 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,880 S5: Like already before I've even announced since I'm announcing officially today. 140 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,010 S5: But I've told a few people I think word may have, 141 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,880 S5: you know, spread around town already. The big parties who 142 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:30,210 S5: are in at the moment have been putting out polling, 143 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,910 S5: like there's people on phones calling random numbers in one 144 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,940 S5: and going, what's your biggest concern about Alex Dyson? They're 145 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:40,230 S5: already doing negative campaign farming on me. 146 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:43,890 S4: I don't like. 147 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,960 S5: I can save you the time. Just listen to All 148 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,470 S5: Day Breakfast. There's your biggest concerns with Alex Dyson. He 149 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,370 S5: says them every. 150 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,290 S4: Morning from. 151 00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:52,770 S5: 5. 152 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:57,840 S4: A.m.. A thousand episodes to comb through. I know there's your. 153 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:03,570 S5: Taxpayers money going into that. Unbloody believable. But, um, there 154 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,660 S5: is something to be said for the change that you 155 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,700 S5: can make. And some of it's big. Like, there's life 156 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:12,360 S5: changing things. Like so much of our lives are impacted 157 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,490 S5: by what happens, whether it's, you know, the the level 158 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:18,480 S5: of taxation on profits from, you know, our gas which 159 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:22,350 S5: people go, oh, it's better to sell overseas at Ukraine 160 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:25,350 S5: war prices then to Australia. And we're not going to 161 00:08:25,350 --> 00:08:27,360 S5: tax it very much. There's like big picture things like that. 162 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,380 S5: But there's also tiny little things around like areas of where, 163 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,720 S5: you know, people like I took a bit more of 164 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,550 S5: an interest. I got a message two elections ago from 165 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,170 S5: a young girl who was like, I never really cared 166 00:08:37,170 --> 00:08:38,940 S5: about politics. And then I thought about it a little 167 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,490 S5: bit after I saw your post, and now I'm going 168 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,980 S5: to look up and see, you know, how I could 169 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:45,929 S5: vote the best. And that's sort of what a thriving 170 00:08:45,929 --> 00:08:49,020 S5: democracy should be as well, is people voting for for 171 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,540 S5: people who really reflect their values and, and are honest 172 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,790 S5: and truthful. And yeah, I'm going to try and do 173 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:57,190 S5: their absolute best. And so I've gotten over it. Maybe 174 00:08:57,190 --> 00:09:01,840 S5: it's just like going through a giving birth. I have 175 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:04,060 S5: not and never will. But for those people who do 176 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,830 S5: that go, I'm never having another kid. And then like, oh, 177 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,960 S5: this one's quite cute. Maybe, maybe a little sibling would 178 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:11,440 S5: be okay. But that wow, I cannot wait to. 179 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:14,140 S4: I cannot wait for the Liberal Party to have out 180 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:19,660 S4: have ads now. Alex Dyson is so disconnected with the 181 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:23,320 S4: women of Australia that he thinks doing a bit of 182 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:31,809 S4: door knocking is the same. As squeezing out a baby. Oh, 183 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:37,480 S4: let's just hear about that guy. So unbelievable. 184 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:40,390 S5: I am out of touch, so I do need to. 185 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:42,850 S5: I need to get my ducks in a row there, but, um, 186 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,650 S5: that's going to be part of it. Listening to so 187 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:45,970 S5: many people. And so if you would like to get 188 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,650 S5: in touch, if you want to, you know, help out, 189 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,300 S5: if you want to tell me your opinion about what 190 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:52,330 S5: a politician should do, that's what it's all about. Obviously, 191 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,709 S5: the uh, A.E. Dyson. The Alex Dyson DMs on Facebook 192 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,540 S5: and Instagram are open. Feel free to send them in 193 00:09:57,540 --> 00:10:00,750 S5: to Alex, but, um, producer Bron might not love that 194 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:05,790 S5: as much. Um, but also jump on the Alex Dyson Independent.com. 195 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:09,809 S5: Pick out yourself some sick merch if you want to 196 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,689 S5: be the first person to be rocking the brand new 197 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:17,700 S5: orange Alex Dyson independent merch. Get on there right now 198 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,250 S5: because that will help the campaign. And, uh, yeah, you 199 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:21,900 S5: can wear it around wherever, wherever you like. And the 200 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,310 S5: people will be like, what? 201 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:27,090 S4: Alex Dyson, independent.com. You got your own website. Okay. I 202 00:10:27,090 --> 00:10:28,890 S4: just I just googled, son. 203 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,120 S5: Check out that. 204 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:30,990 S4: Orange. 205 00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:34,829 S5: You got an orange hoodie. You've got yourself a tote bag, 206 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:37,050 S5: you got yourself a t shirt, and you've got yourself 207 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:39,270 S5: a very special item there. Matt. Check that out. 208 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:45,089 S4: Uh, Alex Dyson, the rare Alex Dyson independent obsidian black 209 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:49,410 S4: tote bag. Yeah. What's that? 210 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:54,179 S5: It's the rarest of all Alex Dyson independent merch, which 211 00:10:54,179 --> 00:10:56,459 S5: is why it's priced at $500. 212 00:10:57,809 --> 00:11:00,839 S4: Is there only one of these totes? 213 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,930 S5: No, there's a couple, but you got to get in 214 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:06,510 S5: quick if you want to have the rarest of all totes. 215 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,360 S4: Oh my God. I'm reading this. Rumor has it that 216 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,910 S4: if Alex Dyson is within 100 yards of these totes, 217 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:17,640 S4: he legally has to sign it with a gold sparkly pen. Wow. $500. 218 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,050 S4: All right, well, there you go. 219 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:23,100 S5: Truly, the goat of totes. That's, uh. That's what it 220 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,530 S5: is there. And, yes, most of that may be a 221 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,989 S5: donation to the Dyson for wanted campaign, but at least 222 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,180 S5: you get something for it. Rather than just feeling good. 223 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:32,790 S4: You've got the backing of me, you've got the backing 224 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:35,340 S4: of our podcast team, and I'm sure that you've got 225 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,350 S4: the backing of every listener on all day Breakfast. We 226 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:41,610 S4: can't wait to keep updated with your journey along this campaign, 227 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:44,579 S4: and hopefully see you in the head spot one of 228 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:57,330 S4: these days. Leading the parliamentary, the representatives and senators. Peoples. Congratulations. 229 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,460 S5: Can you be my PR manager? 230 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:06,689 UU: Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo 231 00:12:06,690 --> 00:12:09,030 UU: lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo. 232 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,860 S4: Well, Alex Dyson, after providing us with the number one 233 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:17,220 S4: news of the day, the fact that you're running again 234 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:23,189 S4: in for the position of one, um, the head spot. Yep. 235 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:26,370 S4: The head spot. Uh, we're on to the number two 236 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:31,679 S4: news story of the day. And I mean that quite literally. 237 00:12:31,770 --> 00:12:36,090 S5: All right. What story? About fecal matter you got this time. 238 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,859 S5: You've written a song about it. Well, we. 239 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:41,250 S4: Can't all be clean cut politicians, mate. Some of us 240 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:46,200 S4: have to rely on excrement to get our content. Yes. 241 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,130 S4: All right. 242 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,740 S5: I'll tell you what. If I become a politician, I'll 243 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,290 S5: be talking a lot of extra, and I'll tell you 244 00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:53,959 S5: that much. It's what they do for a living, mate. 245 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,990 S4: Well, just be careful. You're within, uh, you know, running 246 00:12:56,990 --> 00:13:03,350 S4: distance of a good toilet facility. Unlike some very powerful 247 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,710 S4: people in the United States recently die. So you might 248 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:11,059 S4: have seen this news story coming out of Massachusetts, where 249 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:14,870 S4: the US Secret Service has had to apologize to a 250 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:21,800 S4: Massachusetts salon. Right? Because they broke into her building and 251 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:26,870 S4: used the bathroom ahead of a fundraiser for Vice President 252 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:33,080 S4: Kamala Harris without asking. Now, you've heard about this story. 253 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,250 S5: I did, but I still am finding it difficult to 254 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,059 S5: believe that the Secret Service were conducting a raid in 255 00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:45,170 S5: order to get to a dunny. Yeah, that's that's quite 256 00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,110 S5: incredible work from the Secret Service that you'd be terrified. 257 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,250 S5: Was there anyone in the building? 258 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,790 S4: I don't know. that look, it says here that the 259 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:56,200 S4: salon owner, Alicia Powers, says that Secret Service agents put 260 00:13:56,230 --> 00:14:00,490 S4: duct tape over her security cameras and broke into her 261 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:04,840 S4: building by picking the lock. They then allowed various people 262 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,830 S4: to use the salon's bathroom over a two hour period. 263 00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:12,280 S5: So I thought there was just one dude who was 264 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:16,300 S5: just busting. And so he he, like, flashed his badge 265 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,970 S5: and then shoulder charged the door or something. No, let. 266 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,460 S4: Me tell you, there was a lot of agents flashing 267 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:25,480 S4: their bottom badge. Yeah, to the, uh, to the toilet, 268 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,650 S4: I'll tell you that much. And, um. And look, the 269 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:33,610 S4: owner of the salon. Right, uh, told Business Insider that 270 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,140 S4: she was aware that she had. So she had to 271 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,840 S4: close the salon. I didn't know this. They obviously said, look, 272 00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,850 S4: you're going to have to close for the day. 273 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:43,900 S5: Yep. They're not going to compensate her for the lost business. 274 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,240 S4: Well, I hope they've at least provided a, you know, 275 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:51,160 S4: extra dunny roll or something like two hours of use for. 276 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,800 S4: Have you seen how much these Secret Service agents are 277 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,100 S4: carrying as well? I mean, they got the vests on probably. They're, 278 00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:01,210 S4: you know, they're they've obviously got a, you know, expending 279 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,590 S4: a lot of energy is what I'm going to try 280 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,380 S4: and say. And, you know, energy requires fuel and fuel 281 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:10,660 S4: gets turned into exhaust. So, um, so yeah, I wonder 282 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,520 S4: what they had to do, but they I've been picking 283 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,950 S4: the lock and duct taping the cameras. This is, this 284 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:15,489 S4: seems like a. 285 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:18,460 S5: Lot that is big lengths to go to in order 286 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,860 S5: to go to the bathroom. And we asked you, what 287 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:22,660 S5: have you had to do whilst you were busting for 288 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,810 S5: the loo? Pineapple Jones says, I wore my baby in 289 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:28,450 S5: a baby carrier while doing my business, because I didn't 290 00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:30,970 S5: want to put her on the gross public toilet floor. 291 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,570 S5: I think that's fine. That is so fine. Pineapple Jones kids. 292 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:37,150 S4: You you turn your back for a second and they 293 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:39,550 S4: won't just sit on that floor, they will lick it 294 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:44,740 S4: and you just cannot trust them anywhere. Strap to you. 295 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:47,170 S4: That's what the Secret Service should have been using their 296 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,050 S4: duct tape for strapping your baby to you so that 297 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,180 S4: they don't touch any of the grossness. 298 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,300 S5: Oh, this is a squirmy warning. Speaking of which, Renny, 299 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,960 S5: I had to poo into a napkin whilst camping at splendour. 300 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,100 S4: I mean, this is an interesting decision, isn't it? Like 301 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,700 S4: there is surely grass and dirt where this person is standing. 302 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,990 S4: Why into the why? Catching it with the pwhpa's baseball mitt. 303 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,820 S4: Just catching one from the outfield. Yeah. 304 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:19,660 S5: You're into the dirt and then wipe with a napkin, 305 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:22,180 S5: I don't know. I don't know, ready? We need more 306 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:22,780 S5: details on that. 307 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:25,510 S4: Catching it in your Ian Healy's. I mean, I don't 308 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:29,440 S4: know whether we need whether you need the special glove 309 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:30,160 S4: or not. 310 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:35,740 S5: Uh, that's Adam Gilchrist for our younger listeners. Uh, Casey 311 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,060 S5: Casey said I once peed in between carriages of an 312 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:42,520 S5: old train as it was moving. 313 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:47,229 S4: Now that that is just to show off. Honestly, that's. 314 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:50,740 S5: Like some sort of James Bond Mission Impossible scene. 315 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,870 S4: Or something. Oh, God forbid. There was, you know, some 316 00:16:55,870 --> 00:17:00,610 S4: sort of Pierce Brosnan Sean Connery like, hanging underneath the 317 00:17:00,610 --> 00:17:03,370 S4: train on some mission and just copping the spray back. 318 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,010 S5: Oh, they're over a bridge and someone fishing underneath or something. 319 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,560 S4: I mean, that sounds sort of like. But but I 320 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,060 S4: don't know if you've ever been to India, but that's 321 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,070 S4: kind of what happens anyway. Like, if you go to 322 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:16,450 S4: the toilet in the train in India, it's just a toilet. 323 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,969 S4: That a hole just leads to the track. Like you 324 00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:22,060 S4: just look down the hole and see it. Why is 325 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:24,310 S4: there a guy pooping in the in the carriage next 326 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,159 S4: to us? Right. And I just saw droppings coming out 327 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,609 S4: of the bottom of the train. Just. Just falling down. 328 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,040 S5: We're looking out the window of a curve. 329 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,859 S4: We were stopped at a station, and he just did 330 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:38,350 S4: it at the station. It was just dropping from the 331 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,850 S4: bottom of the train. 332 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:44,020 S5: So it looked like the train was pulling. 333 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,230 S4: If you couldn't see, you know like this little guinea 334 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:50,830 S4: pig pellets just popping them out. Uh, Brady says I 335 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,439 S4: did a poo on my mate's back deck. His wife 336 00:17:53,440 --> 00:18:02,650 S4: found it in the morning. It was a bad situation. Brady. Why? Mate, 337 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,620 S4: we talk about staining your deck. Not like that. 338 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,820 S8: Oops. 339 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,680 S4: I've been riding my bike to work. Alex Tyson, as 340 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,369 S4: you all know. 341 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,210 S5: Ding ding. 342 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,480 S4: Yeah, and I was riding home the other day after 343 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,810 S4: our show, riding along, and a guy coming the opposite 344 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:40,420 S4: direction gives me a little bit of a slow down. Right? The, um, 345 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,639 S4: you know, he puts his hands like it's the hand signal, 346 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,870 S4: the slow down. Okay. 347 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,210 S5: Sort of like he's bouncing a basketball. Almost. 348 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,270 S4: Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Exactly like that. He's doing the imaginary basketball, 349 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,010 S4: and he wasn't even on a bike. He was on a. 350 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,949 S4: What's one of those? It's not a Segway because it 351 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:58,389 S4: doesn't have the hold on thing. The handles. It's just 352 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:03,070 S4: like a it's like one of those bouncy ball platform 353 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,990 S4: y things. Remember those things that you used to have 354 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,270 S4: back in the day where it was just like a, a, 355 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:10,240 S4: a round plate with a ball in the middle of it, 356 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,280 S4: and people used to bounce up and down on it. 357 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,200 S5: I kind of know what you mean. Yeah. He's on 358 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,800 S5: a single wheel with like, pegs on the side. Yes. 359 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,750 S4: Exactly like that. Yeah. Right. So he's got the big 360 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,120 S4: motorcycle helmet on, but then he's on an old single wheel. 361 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:26,290 S4: Let's call him Peggy. So Peggy, uh, gives me the 362 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,620 S4: old slow down and I'm thinking, okay, now, normally in 363 00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:32,230 S4: the car, you get the old lights. Means there's police 364 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:34,000 S4: up ahead, right? So I'm like. 365 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,340 S5: So you you're thinking this is a slow down because 366 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:39,940 S5: he's worried about you getting a fine, not a slow 367 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,220 S5: down or a buddy. Slow down. You're going too fast. 368 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,719 S4: No, I definitely wasn't. I was just I was just 369 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,800 S4: riding along. He's going slow down So I'm thinking, okay, 370 00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,680 S4: am I like. And then I'm like, well, that's ridiculous. 371 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,800 S4: There's not going to be cops here. Like there's no 372 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,800 S4: speed limit on the bike path, I don't think. Yeah. 373 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:57,709 S4: And even then I can't imagine the setup that they 374 00:19:57,710 --> 00:20:00,230 S4: would need to have like the speed gun and stuff. 375 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,180 S4: So then I was like, okay, well maybe there's been 376 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:06,050 S4: a crash up ahead. Mhm. Um, and so I'm going 377 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:07,700 S4: around the corner and I keep looking and I keep 378 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,950 S4: looking and I can't see any sign of a crash. 379 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:14,390 S4: And then I turn a corner bush turkey. There was 380 00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,399 S4: a bush turkey on the bike path. 381 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,890 S5: This guy's obviously gone past the bush turkey and thought, 382 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:22,010 S5: oh no, this, this bush turkey could be getting someone 383 00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:22,760 S5: in a bit of trouble here. 384 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,580 S4: Exactly, exactly. So and I was like, you know what? 385 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:28,939 S4: That's right. Because I could have I could have stacked it. Um, but, uh, 386 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:32,210 S4: but then it also made me think that one. Welcome 387 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:35,450 S4: to Queensland. I'm back. Uh, the old bush turkey on 388 00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,330 S4: the bike path. It's like a new, um, it's like 389 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,380 S4: a new. 390 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,820 S5: King Gizzard album. Well. 391 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,180 S4: I was thinking more. It's it's like a tongue twister 392 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:47,209 S4: you know what I mean? It's like she sells seashells 393 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:52,430 S4: by the seashore. He blasts right past bike path. Bush turkeys. 394 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,770 S4: I think that's the new one they're going to teach 395 00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:58,790 S4: all the drama kids going to do now. He blasts 396 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:03,050 S4: right past bike path bush turkeys. Okay, now. 397 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,750 S5: Getting ready for your big performance. You're saying that in 398 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,680 S5: the dressing room? Yeah, but. 399 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,450 S4: I was thankful because. Did I tell you that I 400 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:14,060 S4: stacked it on my bike recently? Yes. I didn't like 401 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:14,690 S4: I had a. 402 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,520 S5: Proper oh nine bike stack. 403 00:21:16,550 --> 00:21:22,010 S4: Oh my God, man. And like, I'm now 39. And 404 00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:26,659 S4: I was like, I that that that was a fall, 405 00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,060 S4: you know what I mean? Like I had a fall I've, 406 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:31,129 S4: I've had an actual I've had a, I've had a 407 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,270 S4: proper fall here. 408 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:35,359 S5: Now was it a crash into something or was it 409 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,250 S5: something Tom Ballard did back in the day where he 410 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,590 S5: was riding with no hands? And then there was a 411 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,810 S5: strong gust of wind and it blew him off. 412 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:45,409 S4: I was going I was trying to turn my back 413 00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:47,390 S4: light on. Right. So. 414 00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:48,560 S5: And I was just riding. 415 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,400 S4: Yes. And I was like, you know, I was trying 416 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:53,870 S4: to make it look like it was something I could 417 00:21:53,869 --> 00:21:56,990 S4: just easily do, like it was effortless. And so I'm 418 00:21:56,990 --> 00:21:58,910 S4: reaching behind me. But as I was trying to reach 419 00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,129 S4: behind me, it wasn't turning on. It was really difficult. 420 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:03,350 S4: And then I started going down this hill, and the 421 00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,330 S4: hill was steeper than I thought. And so I was 422 00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:07,820 S4: going too fast with only one hand on the brakes. 423 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,280 S4: So I start braking and suddenly my wheel locked up, 424 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,129 S4: and then I start skidding left and right, like full 425 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:16,310 S4: noodling and along. And then I just stack it, man 426 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:19,100 S4: like knees scraping on the ground. My hand bangs on 427 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,940 S4: the ground. I fully flop right in the middle of 428 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:26,180 S4: the bike path, just as another bike rider comes along 429 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,340 S4: and he's all in the lycra and stuff, and he. 430 00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:31,580 S4: And he pulls up and he's like, man, are you okay? 431 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,680 S4: And you know, when you get the are you okay? 432 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,560 S4: And you've just got to like be like, oh yeah, 433 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:38,750 S4: I don't know how that happened. And you just feel 434 00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:41,870 S4: like the Biggest Loser, man, I was so embarrassed. 435 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,460 S5: Did you any blood? Any blood? 436 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,620 S4: Oh, yeah. There was blood on my knee. There was 437 00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:48,980 S4: blood on my hand. I got home, I got home 438 00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,080 S4: and had to tell Sophia. I was like, dad fell 439 00:22:51,109 --> 00:22:54,920 S4: off his bike. I felt so embarrassed. I felt like 440 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,360 S4: such an old man. 441 00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,590 S5: Particularly as she's just started riding without training wheels. So 442 00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:05,929 S5: she didn't say. She didn't say. You can borrow mine now, 443 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:06,440 S5: did she? 444 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:09,830 S4: Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe now, whenever people see 445 00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:11,960 S4: me on the bike path, they're telling others to slow down. 446 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:16,310 S4: They're like, there's a bloody turkey behind us. And that 447 00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,770 S4: is the end of another Matt and Alex all day breakfast. 448 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,590 S4: We cannot wait to see you, Thomas, because we're going 449 00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:22,910 S4: to be back here. Same time, same place. 450 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:26,870 S5: Yeah, we are going, going, gone for today's show. But 451 00:23:26,869 --> 00:23:28,760 S5: thanks so much for downloading it. We really appreciate it 452 00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,020 S5: and we will chat to you soon. 453 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:33,619 S1: Bye bye. That's it. The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. 454 00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:36,679 S1: Got something to add to the show? Slide into our DMs. 455 00:23:36,710 --> 00:23:39,260 UU: At Matt and Alex.