WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 216 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.340 A listener production. 0:00:07.490 --> 0:00:13.039 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:16.070 in three two. 0:00:17.690 --> 0:00:21.440 Sorry. Still buffering. One. 0:00:23.660 --> 0:00:27.560 Ahoy to my branch operator. Hamish. Ah, yes. Thank you sir. 0:00:27.590 --> 0:00:29.780 You will not be disappointed with who you put in charge. 0:00:29.780 --> 0:00:32.720 We are not closing down this branch. What about the 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:37.250 valuable ones? You absolutely wouldn't. Ahoy to my pump! Operator. Jack. Okay, 0:00:37.250 --> 0:00:40.489 we could do without the pump, I think. No. Where 0:00:40.490 --> 0:00:43.430 are you going? To get the pressure from. We'll find it. 0:00:44.270 --> 0:00:50.870 And I am the station officer. Are we drillers? Are we? 0:00:51.050 --> 0:00:53.570 Are we an oil drilling? No. Damn it! I thought 0:00:53.570 --> 0:00:53.870 we were a. 0:00:53.870 --> 0:00:55.820 Bank when it was the branches. 0:00:56.420 --> 0:00:59.600 Or is it train stuff? Ehm. When we talked about 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.930 emergency services off air while having lunch before this show, 0:01:02.930 --> 0:01:05.089 you said this is the one you'd want to be in. Oh, 0:01:05.090 --> 0:01:07.070 is this fire department? Fire department. 0:01:07.340 --> 0:01:08.330 You said. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:09.230 I actually said. 0:01:09.230 --> 0:01:12.200 Outside of the hypothetical, I want to be a firefighter. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:15.679 Yeah, because. But I haven't obviously done the training yet. 0:01:15.709 --> 0:01:18.470 Would you? Well, I didn't say I am a firefighter 0:01:20.150 --> 0:01:22.580 if you were the branch operator. Ham, this is what 0:01:22.580 --> 0:01:24.860 you could look forward to. What would my roles and 0:01:24.860 --> 0:01:29.480 responsibilities be? You the firefighter using the hose. You're the 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.360 guy that gets awesome. Actually use the hose. Did we 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.760 call it the branch? Do we? The branch is what? 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:38.030 The end of the hose is called, right? And it 0:01:38.030 --> 0:01:38.869 squirts out the leap. 0:01:38.870 --> 0:01:41.540 Well, you need definitely need the pump operator then. Yeah, 0:01:41.540 --> 0:01:42.350 if you want some pressure. 0:01:43.010 --> 0:01:47.450 So sorry about that, mate. That wasn't good. Firehouse camaraderie. Yeah. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.990 You're just sitting there with a limp hose, wondering, swinging 0:01:50.990 --> 0:01:53.750 around a limp branch. No, thanks. I need my pump 0:01:53.750 --> 0:01:57.470 man to have a fully pressurized hose. But these firefighters 0:01:57.470 --> 0:02:00.230 can change the pattern and flow of the water so 0:02:00.230 --> 0:02:02.960 you can. You're in charge of your nozzle at the top. Yes, yes. 0:02:03.260 --> 0:02:07.160 So shower spray? Yeah. Um, all the fun ones you 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:11.630 have in the garden square. Triangle. Uh, pump operator Jack 0:02:11.630 --> 0:02:12.560 drives the truck. 0:02:12.980 --> 0:02:15.410 Oh, really? I thought I was just like, you know, 0:02:15.410 --> 0:02:17.210 doing a. Oh, no. Jack, what are you doing? 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:20.300 What are you. Jack? Jack is mimed miming like a bike. 0:02:20.300 --> 0:02:21.200 Bike pump? Yeah. 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.840 By like, I thought I was pumping pressure for the water. Hey, mate. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:26.360 Don't worry. We'll splash out on a motorised pump. You 0:02:26.990 --> 0:02:28.580 have to pump it up like you're pumping up a 0:02:28.580 --> 0:02:31.340 kid's bike. What a worry if you. If my house 0:02:31.340 --> 0:02:33.800 is on fire and I haven't been able to take 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.350 those three items. That thing you do, squirt, that's not 0:02:36.350 --> 0:02:39.380 squirting two metres, you get there and Jack gets out 0:02:39.380 --> 0:02:41.540 the pump and just starts pressing down on it. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.730 So it's a name left over, I guess, from when 0:02:43.730 --> 0:02:44.960 they did use the bike pump. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.700 Well, no, it's still a pump. No, it's still a 0:02:46.910 --> 0:02:47.660 motorised pump. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.690 If I'm driving the truck and I'm flicking the switch 0:02:50.690 --> 0:02:51.140 on the pump. 0:02:51.139 --> 0:02:52.160 Well, once you drive. 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:52.609 There. 0:02:52.610 --> 0:02:55.040 You need I think the truck is actually called the pump. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:59.000 You need another role, obviously. Stop trying to weasel out 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.320 of job the driver. 0:03:00.620 --> 0:03:02.899 I did the hard part. I navigated us through traffic 0:03:02.900 --> 0:03:03.950 with lights on. 0:03:03.980 --> 0:03:05.930 So be good. If we had someone back at the truck. No, 0:03:05.930 --> 0:03:07.970 Jack's already done his job. He's having donuts now while 0:03:07.970 --> 0:03:10.610 we man the fire. Are we trying? What are you again? 0:03:10.610 --> 0:03:14.330 Andoh plays station officer. Just looking over looking all of you. 0:03:14.330 --> 0:03:16.280 And tell you what. Jack is not impressed me? Yeah. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.470 Do you not come out to the fires? 0:03:18.500 --> 0:03:23.360 No no no no. Come on now these days mate. Nah, 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.820 they did it when I was a young Smokey, but, uh, 0:03:25.820 --> 0:03:29.630 not anymore mate. Too much shit going on back here. 0:03:31.820 --> 0:03:34.430 I'll swing past when it's cinders and have to. We'd 0:03:34.430 --> 0:03:36.860 love to be back out there with you boys get 0:03:36.860 --> 0:03:40.760 the boots on again. But, you know, mate with my shoulder. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.930 The old compo. Um. Hoy also ham. Oh, sorry. Do 0:03:44.930 --> 0:03:47.870 you have another? No, no no, no, that's my end 0:03:47.870 --> 0:03:52.580 of my questions about firefighters Ahoy. Also to, uh, Matt Wood, uh, 0:03:52.580 --> 0:03:55.130 who used the easy to use system intercom to tell 0:03:55.130 --> 0:03:57.260 us what he's been up to. He's, uh, in the 0:03:57.260 --> 0:03:58.100 Northern Territory. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.310 Did I? Hi. I'm Andy and number six. How are 0:04:01.310 --> 0:04:04.730 we going, boys? It's Matt here, currently traveling from Darwin 0:04:04.730 --> 0:04:07.760 to Perth. I'm looking at about 8 to 9 days 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.000 of camping ahead of me. So hey, you're an expert. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:15.030 Share some wisdom if you can. I'm about 800 K's 0:04:15.030 --> 0:04:17.190 out of Uluru, so I know you fellows are meant 0:04:17.190 --> 0:04:18.960 to be there for your first day back at Cool 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.750 Boy in the front man, but unfortunately he couldn't. So 0:04:21.750 --> 0:04:23.850 in your honour, I'll be smashing back a few tins 0:04:23.850 --> 0:04:26.490 for youse. Cheers. Keep up the good work, fellas. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:31.890 Oh, what a legend, Matt. Um, my camping tips for Matt. Hey, um, 0:04:32.190 --> 0:04:34.500 I know we listen, I know we listen. We've got 0:04:34.500 --> 0:04:37.410 studio quality headphones in here, and I'm not sure how 0:04:37.410 --> 0:04:39.090 clear people will be listening to this. Depends on your 0:04:39.089 --> 0:04:42.779 headphones there. But to my ears, it sounds like the 0:04:42.779 --> 0:04:45.270 first camping tip I would give Matt is I think 0:04:45.270 --> 0:04:46.950 you've got a flat change. 0:04:46.950 --> 0:04:48.720 Your tire. Flat tire didn't. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.720 Sound a bit like you were rumbling along on a flat. 0:04:51.990 --> 0:04:55.169 So definitely if you've got 800 CS to cover one 0:04:55.170 --> 0:04:57.120 a good I actually know someone that's good with a 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:02.010 bike pump. I can can send him your way, send 0:05:02.010 --> 0:05:04.020 out the pump operator. Sounds like you might need a 0:05:04.020 --> 0:05:06.060 bit of inflation, but other than that you're doing it perfectly. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.270 You wanted the start of today's show. I did, and 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:13.140 now we get a lot. What? Look, what's what's happened 0:05:13.140 --> 0:05:16.200 over the course, I think of the, you know, last 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.960 year and this year is we've sort of become the 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:24.810 show to go to when you need to investigate something 0:05:24.810 --> 0:05:29.880 going on. Um, in the chocolate world. Yes. Um, and look, 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.850 and I think, I think we've done some amazing interesting 0:05:32.850 --> 0:05:35.280 when you don't set out. We didn't all have a 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.500 team meeting and saying, hey, did not ask to be 0:05:37.500 --> 0:05:39.750 these guys know, you know, X men and people like that. 0:05:39.750 --> 0:05:42.300 They didn't ask to be mutants. Did they know? And Spider-Man, 0:05:42.300 --> 0:05:43.980 he didn't. He didn't ask to be. He didn't want 0:05:43.980 --> 0:05:46.290 to do it. No. And, uh, but he does. And 0:05:46.290 --> 0:05:48.929 it's a responsibility. He does, he does. And that's and 0:05:48.930 --> 0:05:51.900 I think Bruce Wayne, he did want to do it. 0:05:51.900 --> 0:05:55.590 He has to want to do it because he's making 0:05:55.589 --> 0:05:57.780 all the stuff he didn't get. He's actually not a superhero. 0:05:57.779 --> 0:06:00.089 He hasn't been. Yeah, a third party didn't anoint him. 0:06:00.089 --> 0:06:03.750 He's just well, rich and rich. Yeah. Like a lot 0:06:03.750 --> 0:06:06.179 of gadgets. What we're saying is when you're in the 0:06:06.180 --> 0:06:09.719 justice game, sometimes it's foisted upon you, sometimes you want, 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.330 you know, sometimes you you just choose to do it. Yeah. 0:06:12.330 --> 0:06:14.820 We fell into it. We were probably a different category 0:06:14.820 --> 0:06:17.729 as well. We fell into it. We you know, we've 0:06:17.730 --> 0:06:23.370 investigated many, many controversies and conspiracies within the chocolate world. 0:06:23.370 --> 0:06:27.150 Probably the biggest one of all is the flake luxury. 0:06:27.150 --> 0:06:31.260 Is it a twirl? Yes. Is it not a twirl that, 0:06:31.260 --> 0:06:33.239 you know, getting to the bottom of that? Yep. And 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.820 one of the big issues that came up in that 0:06:35.820 --> 0:06:40.470 case in the flake luxury versus twirl case was the 0:06:40.470 --> 0:06:45.659 on packet graphic. Yes. Remember it was exactly the same 0:06:45.660 --> 0:06:48.690 picture on the packet. And that's what really made us 0:06:48.690 --> 0:06:51.930 go hang on a sec Cadbury in this case the defendant, 0:06:51.930 --> 0:06:55.080 they are having a laugh. They are having they're having 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.940 a laugh with us because they're just shipping out the 0:06:56.940 --> 0:07:00.090 same bar and just dolling it up a different way. Sorry. 0:07:00.089 --> 0:07:01.950 Park that for a sec. Side note remember then how 0:07:01.950 --> 0:07:04.560 we were talking about the breakaway, how that that was 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:08.010 actually a rebadged time out went from Time out. Zo 0:07:08.010 --> 0:07:10.410 bought one the other day, right. Bought a breakaway. She's 0:07:10.410 --> 0:07:12.360 eating it at home. She goes, oh God. Breakaway is 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:13.590 a nice. And I said, you know, it's just a 0:07:13.590 --> 0:07:17.160 remade time out. No it's not. They're delicious. And I said, yeah, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.920 I'm pretty sure like knowing full well she hadn't she 0:07:20.220 --> 0:07:23.010 doesn't very often listen to the podcast. And I floored 0:07:23.010 --> 0:07:26.220 her with my knowledge of the breakaway packet. Like, look, 0:07:26.460 --> 0:07:28.470 she goes, oh my God, it is. I said, yeah, 0:07:29.250 --> 0:07:31.140 you got to ask me some stuff, babe, because there's 0:07:31.140 --> 0:07:32.250 a lot of things I know. 0:07:33.150 --> 0:07:35.490 It's just equally as shocking that she goes breakaway as 0:07:35.490 --> 0:07:37.260 her choice of chocolate bar. 0:07:37.260 --> 0:07:40.020 Someone gave her one and she really liked it. And 0:07:40.020 --> 0:07:42.480 then she she she grabbed one at the. She grabbed 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.430 a few at the supermarket and put them. I know 0:07:44.430 --> 0:07:46.350 she's got the, you know the high up in the fridge. 0:07:46.350 --> 0:07:49.080 The is that for cheese. That compartment at the top. 0:07:49.140 --> 0:07:51.780 We don't have any cheese in it. That's just those 0:07:51.780 --> 0:07:55.860 chunky breakaway. You don't go in there, um, recklessly. Okay. 0:07:55.860 --> 0:07:58.500 So that's that's where it was living. Anyway. Someone's bought 0:07:58.500 --> 0:08:01.470 another case to us. Molly. Great. And she's like, I 0:08:01.470 --> 0:08:07.480 think I've found another chocolate crime. Pods, specifically the Mars 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.420 and the Twix variety of pods. Now, pods are a 0:08:10.420 --> 0:08:12.970 format that I think is just it's just Mars. Cadbury 0:08:12.970 --> 0:08:15.130 don't do pods do that. It's it's Mars. It's a 0:08:15.130 --> 0:08:16.780 it's a format they came up with to go, let's 0:08:16.780 --> 0:08:19.930 take our beloved chocolate bars and put them in pod form, 0:08:20.110 --> 0:08:22.210 which is a sort of a biscuit cup. And then 0:08:22.210 --> 0:08:26.140 the chocolate layering in there. Good idea. I'm not for them. 0:08:26.140 --> 0:08:27.190 I'm not. I'm actually. 0:08:27.190 --> 0:08:28.270 I like a pod. 0:08:28.270 --> 0:08:31.690 Really, I find them. You like anything sweet, Jack? I've seen. 0:08:31.690 --> 0:08:35.470 Jack just wander around and just skirmish. 0:08:35.470 --> 0:08:38.500 Anything he can. The problem with pods is they're not 0:08:38.500 --> 0:08:41.319 satisfying by themselves. And you can eat a whole bag 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:45.040 very fast right there, there. And which, obviously, the company knows. 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:50.470 And that's how they make their money. So here's the thing. I've. 0:08:50.710 --> 0:08:53.020 I've got us all a bag of some pods here. 0:08:53.020 --> 0:08:55.959 We've got Twix and Mars pods. Right. Open them up. 0:08:56.350 --> 0:08:58.479 The first thing I want you to do, I've got 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.760 my bag here, and now you got your bag. First 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.930 thing I want you to do is you look at 0:09:01.929 --> 0:09:03.730 the back. Would you. Would you? Well, you got to 0:09:03.730 --> 0:09:05.380 compare that. You've got to compare them. Jack, could you 0:09:05.650 --> 0:09:06.130 watch one of you? 0:09:06.580 --> 0:09:07.240 I've got Twix. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:09.610 Would you prefer Jack read out, read out the read 0:09:09.610 --> 0:09:11.170 out the definition of the Twix. 0:09:11.170 --> 0:09:14.229 All right. Gooey dollop of Twix caramel in a crispy 0:09:14.230 --> 0:09:17.380 baked wafer topped off with a delicious milk chocolate. 0:09:17.380 --> 0:09:21.309 Now read out Mars Andy. Delicious rich Mars caramel cradle 0:09:21.309 --> 0:09:22.660 in a crispy baked. 0:09:22.660 --> 0:09:23.560 Wafer topped. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:24.400 Off with creamy. 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:25.360 Milk chocolate. 0:09:25.900 --> 0:09:28.840 Now, Jack, you give yours back to Andy. You look 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:33.739 at these side by side. The contention for Molly is 0:09:33.740 --> 0:09:36.920 these are the same thing in 1 in 1. They've 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.670 changed the adjective. You've got deliciously rich Mars caramel versus 0:09:40.670 --> 0:09:44.719 gooey dollop of Twix caramel. Yes, both. Both admit it's 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.689 a crispy wafer. Yes. On the Mars One, it's cradled 0:09:47.690 --> 0:09:50.510 in a crispy wafer in the Twix one it doesn't 0:09:50.510 --> 0:09:53.390 say cradled, but apart from that, you look at it, 0:09:53.390 --> 0:09:54.980 you look at the picture andoh, well, the. 0:09:54.980 --> 0:09:56.300 Pictures are exactly the same. 0:09:56.300 --> 0:09:58.760 The pictures are exactly the same. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:04.760 They've put a black stripe behind the Mars and orange stripe. 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:06.920 I'm glad you picked up on that. That's the that. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.290 And then look, there's a drip as well in the 0:10:09.290 --> 0:10:11.510 top left hand corner. They've changed the on the Twix. 0:10:11.510 --> 0:10:14.630 The big drip is brown. The small drip is caramel. 0:10:14.630 --> 0:10:17.540 On the Mars the big drip is caramel. The small 0:10:17.540 --> 0:10:21.150 drip is brown. We obviously have to do a taste. 0:10:21.179 --> 0:10:22.140 Test, obviously. 0:10:22.230 --> 0:10:24.330 Now here's the other thing. You look at these and 0:10:24.330 --> 0:10:28.319 you're like, okay. The big question here is at the 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:31.770 Mars factory, like where they make all our favorite Mars 0:10:31.770 --> 0:10:39.300 confectionery M&Ms. Twix. Mars. Maltesers. At the factory, they've got 0:10:39.300 --> 0:10:42.960 two main products that use caramel. Yes. You've got Mars. Yep. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:47.250 And you've got Twix. Mm.hmm. Do they expect us to 0:10:47.250 --> 0:10:50.280 believe that there is a secret recipe for the Mars 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:53.819 caramel cake versus the Twix caramel? That's really what this 0:10:53.820 --> 0:10:58.109 comes down to. Or as as Molly suspects, and I 0:10:58.110 --> 0:11:00.030 think there's a lot of listeners now are suspecting, is 0:11:00.030 --> 0:11:03.300 it the same damn pipe? So Twix has. 0:11:03.300 --> 0:11:04.829 A biscuit in it, doesn't it? Yeah. 0:11:04.830 --> 0:11:06.840 The chocolate bars themselves are definitely chocolate. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.580 Bars are completely different. So which is which is why 0:11:08.580 --> 0:11:11.760 it would be totally legal to use the same trademark 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:14.940 Mars Caramel. Although when you put them in pod form 0:11:14.940 --> 0:11:18.570 and the only ingredient is caramel and chocolate, you now 0:11:18.570 --> 0:11:20.880 have the same product again. So you start with two 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:22.890 different chocolate bars. This is the danger. I mean, as 0:11:22.890 --> 0:11:25.320 much as we saluted the pod format, this is the 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.020 danger of what happens when you pod them. Yes, they 0:11:28.020 --> 0:11:31.800 become the same pod. Mhm. So the accusation here is 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.679 are they really allowed to have two of the same pod. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.500 Because I mean what makes us laugh is there are 0:11:37.500 --> 0:11:39.600 people walking down the aisles going oh do I want 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.189 a mars pod or do I want a Twix pod? 0:11:41.220 --> 0:11:42.959 I do, because you have a Twix. When you feel 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.609 like you need a bit more of a meal, because 0:11:44.610 --> 0:11:45.750 I've got a biscuit in it. 0:11:46.290 --> 0:11:47.430 I never think that the. 0:11:47.429 --> 0:11:50.309 Only candy with the cookie crunch. Okay, two for anyone 0:11:50.309 --> 0:11:52.290 that's seen the candy bar lineup episode of Seinfeld. 0:11:52.290 --> 0:11:55.350 To the eye, they look exactly the same as you 0:11:55.350 --> 0:11:56.340 pull them out of the bag. 0:11:56.340 --> 0:11:57.630 They don't. They do, don't they? 0:11:57.630 --> 0:12:00.240 Yeah. I'm passing them over to Jack. Make sure you 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.710 remember Jack. Which one's your Twix? 0:12:01.710 --> 0:12:04.260 Which one's Twix on the right. Mars on. 0:12:04.530 --> 0:12:06.870 Mars. Okay, I'll do the same. Twix on the right. Mars. 0:12:07.170 --> 0:12:11.550 Exactly the same without extraordinarily similar. 0:12:11.550 --> 0:12:13.709 Okay. Twix on the right. Mars on the left. Which 0:12:13.710 --> 0:12:18.720 one do we have first? Who should be the hard bit. 0:12:18.750 --> 0:12:20.459 They shouldn't be the hard bit. Which one? 0:12:20.580 --> 0:12:21.960 Let's take the mouse first. Okay. 0:12:22.260 --> 0:12:26.610 Okay. Mars on the left. Okay. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.819 I quite underestimated. This is quite good. They're good. 0:12:30.270 --> 0:12:32.309 They're amazing. Like I said, you eat the whole bag. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:35.699 So you bite through the chocolate pretty fast. You're into 0:12:35.700 --> 0:12:37.830 the caramel. Everyone feeling that. 0:12:37.830 --> 0:12:39.479 And that does taste like a mask to me. 0:12:39.540 --> 0:12:40.860 Yeah. And really, because it. 0:12:40.860 --> 0:12:42.630 Has I would say the Twix is more accurate because 0:12:42.630 --> 0:12:46.079 it does have a biscuity wafer. But anyway, now, I mean, 0:12:46.260 --> 0:12:48.540 it has Mars flavour. Okay. Now the Twix, do we. 0:12:48.540 --> 0:12:49.860 We don't have to clean our palettes. We can just 0:12:49.860 --> 0:12:50.429 go straight in because. 0:12:50.580 --> 0:12:52.050 I don't think so because they're the same thing. Yeah. 0:12:58.730 --> 0:13:00.620 I mean, is anyone getting anything different there? 0:13:01.309 --> 0:13:02.840 I think I got the same thing. 0:13:03.590 --> 0:13:04.370 No. That's fine. 0:13:04.429 --> 0:13:05.030 They're the same. 0:13:05.210 --> 0:13:06.469 They're the same. I can't believe. 0:13:07.250 --> 0:13:11.210 The different bars become the same thing when you modify them. 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.670 That is incredible. We've got. 0:13:13.790 --> 0:13:14.360 Anthem. 0:13:14.390 --> 0:13:16.280 We've got you got the right. Yeah, we've got you. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:18.920 And now flip around and look at the front. Prepare 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:23.630 for the final piece of mind blowing material. Yep. Jack, 0:13:23.630 --> 0:13:27.830 how much energy in kilojoules per serve is the Mars 0:13:27.830 --> 0:13:28.490 on the front? 0:13:28.490 --> 0:13:30.980 Mars is 503 kilojoules. 0:13:30.980 --> 0:13:33.890 Jack, how much energy per serve is the Twix in 0:13:33.890 --> 0:13:39.020 kilojoules 505 kilojoules? WTF is going on? 0:13:40.730 --> 0:13:43.460 Could we? Maybe we're just not refined enough to taste 0:13:43.460 --> 0:13:44.900 two kilojoules more? 0:13:44.929 --> 0:13:47.960 It is. It is half a calorie. So it's a 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.520 it's a tough thing to taste. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:53.720 So you reckon they're adding just like a fraction more calories. Caramel. Wow. Try. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.150 No okay. Okay. So there's that. So it could be a. 0:13:56.150 --> 0:13:59.059 Taste thing but a ratio could be slightly different. 0:13:59.059 --> 0:14:01.040 Right now we go back to the ingredients. Now I've 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.559 already done this I'll save you the trouble. Great. First 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:06.290 I'm going to read out the Mars obviously doesn't tell 0:14:06.290 --> 0:14:08.450 you exactly the ingredients, but it gives you the breakdown. Yes. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:14.330 Milk chocolate 51% biscuit 30. Caramel 19%. Yep. Twix. Milk 0:14:14.330 --> 0:14:18.770 chocolate 51%. Biscuit 30. Caramel 19%. So it is exactly 0:14:18.770 --> 0:14:23.810 the same ratios. No, no. Oh, no. Mars. Yes. 0:14:23.810 --> 0:14:24.619 Exactly. 0:14:24.620 --> 0:14:26.900 So it's exactly so in the ingredients, they list exactly 0:14:26.900 --> 0:14:30.050 the same ratios. For some reason there's two kilojoules difference 0:14:30.050 --> 0:14:35.060 in energy. Now we must be talking millionths of percents 0:14:35.060 --> 0:14:37.700 of difference. If there is different caramel in these. But 0:14:37.700 --> 0:14:38.000 then I'm. 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.980 Going through all the rest of it with the cocoa fat. 0:14:39.980 --> 0:14:41.390 And I'll save you the I'll save you the time. 0:14:41.390 --> 0:14:42.560 It's exactly the same. Exactly the. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:43.220 Same. They're the same. 0:14:43.220 --> 0:14:44.270 Exactly the same. And. 0:14:44.900 --> 0:14:47.000 So hang on, hang on, hang on. 0:14:48.950 --> 0:14:50.780 Trust me, mate, it's just a formatting thing. 0:14:50.900 --> 0:14:54.950 Just the bottom of the Twix, it says, may present peanuts, 0:14:54.950 --> 0:14:59.830 tree nuts and barley. We're on the bottom of the Mars. 0:14:59.860 --> 0:15:04.180 It just says may present peanuts and tree nuts. There's no. 0:15:04.180 --> 0:15:05.290 And barley. 0:15:05.350 --> 0:15:06.970 Maybe different factory. 0:15:07.590 --> 0:15:10.170 Maybe so. You reckon? Different caramel. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.980 Like, don't they usually say that if they're doing the 0:15:13.980 --> 0:15:16.290 Snickers in the same factory and the peanut accidentally falls 0:15:16.290 --> 0:15:18.180 over into the caramel? Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying. 0:15:18.390 --> 0:15:22.080 So maybe they're in two different coming out of two different. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:22.410 I know we. 0:15:22.410 --> 0:15:25.470 Like speculating here, but we we love it. I feel 0:15:25.470 --> 0:15:26.190 like we need we. 0:15:26.190 --> 0:15:27.630 Actually do need a mars person, don't. 0:15:27.630 --> 0:15:28.229 We? Yeah. Can we get it? 0:15:28.230 --> 0:15:32.070 Cause if it comes. If if it if it means 0:15:32.310 --> 0:15:34.260 I mean, I think what we're discovering here is like, 0:15:34.260 --> 0:15:35.820 are they going to look at us in the eye 0:15:35.820 --> 0:15:38.220 and say, yeah, yeah, there's two different caramels. 0:15:38.220 --> 0:15:39.900 Yeah. No, I don't think they will know. 0:15:40.740 --> 0:15:44.820 It'll be ballsy. So either way, we're just setting up 0:15:44.820 --> 0:15:46.260 for a hell of a conclusion here. 0:15:47.310 --> 0:15:54.090 Great stuff. Ehm. Ehm. You're a fool if you don't 0:15:54.090 --> 0:15:57.420 listen to this podcast. Not because we're entertaining, but you're 0:15:57.420 --> 0:15:59.130 getting behind on life, aren't you? 0:15:59.130 --> 0:16:01.050 You are. And it's okay. We can call people fools 0:16:01.050 --> 0:16:03.960 because they obviously can't hear it. Yeah. Um. And if 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:08.190 you do listen though, you gather up, um, gather up 0:16:08.190 --> 0:16:11.550 these power moves. Yeah. You get the dried forth into life, 0:16:11.700 --> 0:16:16.770 and you perform at your absolute peak capacity, the highest 0:16:16.770 --> 0:16:17.460 voltage in. 0:16:17.460 --> 0:16:18.750 Every social situation. 0:16:21.060 --> 0:16:25.290 Another batch and, uh. Uh, all right, this comes in 0:16:25.290 --> 0:16:30.810 from Nathan. It's an a it's another AFL based one. Now, unfortunately, 0:16:30.810 --> 0:16:33.420 we had a, we had a pro like we had like, 0:16:33.420 --> 0:16:35.250 you have to be playing in the AFL. Like you 0:16:35.250 --> 0:16:37.560 have to be playing at the top level. Um, for 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.990 a power move a couple of weeks ago. This doesn't 0:16:39.990 --> 0:16:42.420 work at the top level because it's the part at 0:16:42.420 --> 0:16:43.920 the end of the game where you do three cheers 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.160 for the other team, which you don't you don't do 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.760 at the top level, although in in and of itself, again, 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.680 for those guys that we know, there are a bunch 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.830 of AFL players that do listen to the podcast. Love 0:16:55.830 --> 0:16:58.109 to see that, love to see that you beat a 0:16:58.110 --> 0:17:00.840 team by 100 points, get your huddle and then go 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:02.550 up to the other team and go and let's have three. 0:17:02.550 --> 0:17:07.230 Let's have three cheers for, uh, for West Coast like, guys, please, please. 0:17:07.350 --> 0:17:08.760 You've already beaten us. 0:17:08.850 --> 0:17:10.620 We've we used to do it for hockey. 0:17:10.740 --> 0:17:12.209 You have to do it. I think you do it 0:17:12.210 --> 0:17:14.430 at every sport. Until what state. 0:17:14.430 --> 0:17:17.550 Level? We would change up the way and different teams 0:17:17.550 --> 0:17:19.139 would try. I used to come at uni. 0:17:19.140 --> 0:17:21.989 At uni, like I would come like hung over on 0:17:21.990 --> 0:17:24.570 a Saturday morning and watch you play like a good 0:17:24.570 --> 0:17:28.500 girlfriend and you would do hip hooray, hip hip hooray. 0:17:28.500 --> 0:17:29.490 So you know, do you. 0:17:29.490 --> 0:17:30.300 Know that one, Jack? 0:17:30.300 --> 0:17:33.450 No. Melbourne. Melbourne. Three cheers for Ringwood. Hip Ray. Hip Ray. 0:17:33.450 --> 0:17:34.320 Hip Ray. Yeah. 0:17:35.310 --> 0:17:37.500 You would. They would cut a hip out. So you 0:17:37.500 --> 0:17:38.460 don't do hip hip. 0:17:38.460 --> 0:17:41.250 Because the second hip makes it worse I reckon. 0:17:41.250 --> 0:17:45.030 Well it feels very oldie. Like the second hip. You 0:17:45.030 --> 0:17:46.649 know what's coming after you do the first hip so 0:17:46.650 --> 0:17:48.630 I can see that. But there's no reason to cut 0:17:48.630 --> 0:17:52.170 out the hu of the ruck. That's a bit. That's 0:17:52.170 --> 0:17:53.490 a bit stingy. It just. 0:17:53.490 --> 0:17:54.210 It felt. 0:17:54.210 --> 0:17:55.740 What can't you do? Hip hooray! It felt. 0:17:55.740 --> 0:17:58.200 Stronger. It felt more like a, you know, a haka. 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:59.220 I suppose we're not there. 0:17:59.220 --> 0:18:01.440 The point you're meant to be saying like, congratulations. 0:18:01.440 --> 0:18:03.540 It feels like you want to leave early. Like you 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:05.250 did it. Did you want to get off the ground 0:18:05.250 --> 0:18:06.240 as soon as possible? 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.100 That was my take, too, because I didn't play team 0:18:08.100 --> 0:18:10.379 sports growing up. So this is almost like as a 0:18:10.380 --> 0:18:12.570 19 year old was my first introduction to what the 0:18:12.570 --> 0:18:14.820 team sports culture is. So I was like, yeah, right. 0:18:14.820 --> 0:18:18.240 So at the end, you do this really, um, begrudging 0:18:18.720 --> 0:18:21.840 facsimile of a hippie parade. You're like, hey, let's pretend 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:24.210 to thank the other team. No worries. See you mate. 0:18:24.210 --> 0:18:25.170 See you mate. See you mate. What? 0:18:27.270 --> 0:18:29.520 The other one. We trialled for a while but went 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:34.140 back to him. Do you pray? Pray, pray. We went 0:18:34.140 --> 0:18:38.340 hip hip hip. Ray Ray, Ray Basham. 0:18:38.340 --> 0:18:38.850 It's like. 0:18:38.850 --> 0:18:39.540 You're trying to. 0:18:39.540 --> 0:18:45.000 Get it even faster. But yeah, it felt better. Just hip, 0:18:45.180 --> 0:18:48.780 hip hooray. I think what we're trying to do three H, three. 0:18:48.780 --> 0:18:52.350 R that's we've reduced it to algebra and that's as 0:18:52.350 --> 0:18:53.550 fast as we can do it. 0:18:53.550 --> 0:18:56.609 It felt like it felt like you were trying to 0:18:56.609 --> 0:18:59.609 do this combat sport, and then you had to say hip, 0:18:59.609 --> 0:19:02.520 hip hooray for the other team or the start as well. Yeah. 0:19:02.700 --> 0:19:04.740 Both that start and finish I thought was overkill. 0:19:04.740 --> 0:19:07.800 Well, okay. Well, we know it exists, right? We know 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:09.480 it exists, you know, and I think it exists like 0:19:09.480 --> 0:19:12.000 right into the upper levels. Like as adults, you still 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:13.350 have to do, you know, three cheers for the other 0:19:13.350 --> 0:19:15.179 team at the end because you are there technically for 0:19:15.180 --> 0:19:18.030 good sportsmanship. Anyway, this is from sorry, long road to 0:19:18.030 --> 0:19:20.580 get there. Um, but he says after the other team does. 0:19:20.580 --> 0:19:23.010 Three cheers for your team. Uh, if you're the person 0:19:23.010 --> 0:19:26.100 that calls out, you call out. All right. And two cheers. 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:34.459 So it's from the Hebrew school. It's. It's to show 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:37.760 we're pretending to congratulate you while asserting power. 0:19:37.910 --> 0:19:42.200 Love it. This is from Alex. I can't do this, Jack. Hamish, 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:45.169 you can do this. Be it based, not be it based. 0:19:46.910 --> 0:19:49.700 Tell me whether you think this would work. If you've 0:19:49.700 --> 0:19:53.300 organized a play date for your child with a kid 0:19:53.300 --> 0:19:55.730 of a new a new friend. Yep. You haven't met 0:19:55.730 --> 0:19:58.700 the parents and that new parent is dropping the kid off. 0:19:58.700 --> 0:20:02.030 Okay, drop and go. Usually kicks in around traditionally around about, 0:20:02.030 --> 0:20:04.040 you know. Yeah. Six, seven years old before they arrive. 0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:06.080 Rip a page out of the coloring book and color 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.629 it in your yourself and stick it on the fridge. 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:14.510 That would be a good move when the. 0:20:14.750 --> 0:20:16.850 When the parent comments say no big deal. 0:20:17.119 --> 0:20:22.460 It's fine. Uh, really good. Um, and oh, this comes 0:20:22.460 --> 0:20:27.410 in from Meg. Okay. When somebody gives you some flowers 0:20:27.410 --> 0:20:29.540 by way of apology. So a small bunch of flowers 0:20:29.540 --> 0:20:33.080 could be partner, could be a friend. Um, if they're 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:35.960 trying to patch something up as they've given you the flowers, 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.900 take the flowers over to the sink, unwrap them, and 0:20:38.900 --> 0:20:42.439 proceed to cut the stems down to about five centimeters long. 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:44.570 Select only a few of the flowers and pop them 0:20:44.570 --> 0:20:47.959 in a tiny vase while maintaining the conversation. Do not 0:20:47.960 --> 0:20:49.639 refer to it in any way and then put them 0:20:49.640 --> 0:20:51.740 on the table as a pathetic centerpiece. 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:00.050 From Andruw Jones. If you ever caught sleeping at work, 0:21:00.050 --> 0:21:02.690 simply say the blood bank told me this would happen. 0:21:07.290 --> 0:21:09.090 An apology and a bit of a well done for 0:21:09.090 --> 0:21:10.530 donating blood. Yeah. 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:15.300 Um, power move only works if the target's name isn't Billy. Okay, 0:21:17.130 --> 0:21:19.170 so this is for, uh. This is for a set 0:21:19.170 --> 0:21:22.920 of all humans not equal to Billy. Find a person 0:21:22.920 --> 0:21:25.770 you want to exert power over. Start calling them Billy 0:21:26.760 --> 0:21:29.700 when they inevitably correct you and say, uh, that's not 0:21:29.700 --> 0:21:32.189 their name. I.e., my name is Jack. Just hit them 0:21:32.190 --> 0:21:34.530 back with. Oh, no, I'm just saying that because everyone 0:21:34.530 --> 0:21:43.889 calls you Billy. It's short for Silly Billy. Hit right. 0:21:48.830 --> 0:21:53.840 And a an interesting and serious email has come in 0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:56.750 to my side of the fence. Okay. A young man 0:21:56.750 --> 0:21:58.070 named Ryan. 0:21:58.070 --> 0:22:00.200 Being serious on this show, but I. 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:02.510 Know, and it's quite a long way from it. That's 0:22:02.510 --> 0:22:04.520 quite a long. Yeah. That's it. I mean, we're happy 0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:07.070 to face up to tackle this, especially if it's something 0:22:07.070 --> 0:22:09.709 that a listener is feeling. And I worry that he 0:22:09.710 --> 0:22:12.080 might represent the views of many listeners here, too. That's 0:22:12.080 --> 0:22:13.010 why I think we've got to give it a bit 0:22:13.010 --> 0:22:16.790 of air. Um, but he it is serious and it 0:22:16.790 --> 0:22:21.260 raises some big stuff. He says, look, he because he 0:22:21.260 --> 0:22:24.290 comes it starts by saying, I've got a serious allegation. 0:22:24.290 --> 0:22:27.020 You or I or both of us. 0:22:27.350 --> 0:22:30.260 Against the show. So that's mainly you, Jack. Really? 0:22:31.700 --> 0:22:32.570 Legally, yeah. 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:36.800 We put your name on the form. We do. Um, 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:40.280 in event, in event of allegation, there's a split ownership 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:44.270 system in event of praise and awards. Absolutely H and 0:22:44.270 --> 0:22:47.750 a on stage gripping the trophy. And in event of 0:22:47.750 --> 0:22:50.900 allegation then it does defer to Jack. So it's kind 0:22:50.900 --> 0:22:51.350 of for you Jack. 0:22:51.710 --> 0:22:54.500 It does make it feel like you're Greg from succession right. 0:22:55.580 --> 0:22:59.119 Here a little Greg Litt um, it's in relation to 0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:00.800 the handling of the H and A coins. So it's 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:04.970 a Treasury issue. Narayan believes the coins have been, quote, 0:23:04.970 --> 0:23:09.199 handed out in an arbitrary fashion lately. He says, I 0:23:09.200 --> 0:23:11.180 lay out to you an examples from recent episodes. My 0:23:11.180 --> 0:23:13.850 concern started from ep 203. The guy who could guess 0:23:13.850 --> 0:23:17.240 items in the kitchen got every question wrong except one 0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:20.390 about rural Queensland properties. That's true. And that earned him 0:23:20.390 --> 0:23:20.840 a coin. 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:21.770 Did we give him a coin? 0:23:21.770 --> 0:23:24.650 Yeah, I thought that was weird because he he I 0:23:24.650 --> 0:23:27.260 remember the cupboard had something real obvious like Andy. 0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:30.139 Hidden hands here, Andy, as he worries about the legal 0:23:30.140 --> 0:23:36.380 ramifications for Jack. Uh, a concerned a concerned friend who 0:23:36.380 --> 0:23:40.280 doesn't like, doesn't like another friend's chances of beating this 0:23:40.550 --> 0:23:43.430 in episode 206 with the cordial guy. Hamish and Andy 0:23:43.430 --> 0:23:45.890 both agreed that the absolute bare minimum is four out 0:23:45.890 --> 0:23:47.540 of five. Then when he gets the first two wrong 0:23:47.540 --> 0:23:49.460 in a row and he changes the rules to three 0:23:49.460 --> 0:23:52.129 out of five, then during episode seven, the guy with 0:23:52.130 --> 0:23:54.290 the special skills to guess the movie did not get 0:23:54.290 --> 0:23:58.250 a coin. Despite far superior skills, he guessed the movies correctly. 0:23:58.250 --> 0:24:01.310 Hamish then asked 1 or 2, a rule that wasn't 0:24:01.310 --> 0:24:04.460 introduced earlier. Um, that was I think that was for. 0:24:04.550 --> 0:24:05.360 The movie Guessing. 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:07.790 Game. So what was it? Was it like Austin Powers 0:24:07.790 --> 0:24:09.740 or something like powers? Yeah, and I went 1 or 2. 0:24:09.830 --> 0:24:10.489 Men in Black as. 0:24:10.490 --> 0:24:12.949 Well. Men in black, 1 or 2. Yeah. Anyway, he 0:24:12.950 --> 0:24:15.320 got that wrong on the one he got Men in Black, 0:24:15.320 --> 0:24:17.119 and then he got it wrong on the 1 or 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:20.810 2 he says magic Mike. I think he means podcast. Mike, uh, 0:24:20.810 --> 0:24:23.780 recognized this, but was dismissed by Andy. 0:24:23.900 --> 0:24:25.160 Dismissed. That sounds like. 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:28.160 Top it off, he wasn't given five movies to guess 0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:30.830 in the end. Felt like he was robbed. This prompted 0:24:30.830 --> 0:24:33.230 me to investigate further. I went all the way back 0:24:33.230 --> 0:24:35.119 to the start of the podcast. 0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:36.169 Wow. 0:24:36.170 --> 0:24:38.450 On episode eight of the podcast. 0:24:39.290 --> 0:24:39.830 He's gone. 0:24:39.830 --> 0:24:43.400 So deep. Both coin guesser and menu guesser got H 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:45.590 and A coins when neither of them deserved it, as 0:24:45.590 --> 0:24:47.750 they both were far off thinkers. I do remember that 0:24:47.750 --> 0:24:49.670 with the guys like, yeah, what do you say? You 0:24:49.670 --> 0:24:51.710 tell me a menu and I'll tell you the price. 0:24:51.710 --> 0:24:53.450 Yeah, that's right, that's right, the garlic. 0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:55.970 What are the classics? What are the garlic bread undid 0:24:55.970 --> 0:24:58.669 him didn't it? This is obviously a great undertaking to 0:24:58.670 --> 0:25:00.409 review all the episodes of cases where H and R 0:25:00.410 --> 0:25:02.419 coins were handed out, and I believe that I've only 0:25:02.420 --> 0:25:05.930 scratched the surface. Oh, well, I think he's onto something big. 0:25:05.930 --> 0:25:07.490 I'd like to hush him up. 0:25:07.490 --> 0:25:09.830 Yes, I was one of them. That is an option 0:25:09.830 --> 0:25:10.610 available to us. 0:25:10.609 --> 0:25:17.660 To coin mine. So he says, go away quietly. 0:25:17.660 --> 0:25:22.670 Well, he proposes two things, okay. One establishment of an 0:25:22.670 --> 0:25:27.650 H and a coin taskforce that's responsible for reviewing questionable 0:25:27.650 --> 0:25:29.990 handing out of coins throughout the history of the podcast. 0:25:29.990 --> 0:25:33.350 So it's almost like a royal commission. Um, um, hacked. 0:25:33.350 --> 0:25:34.520 Off would be the, um. 0:25:34.520 --> 0:25:35.270 Yeah, actually. 0:25:35.630 --> 0:25:37.459 The H and a coin taskforce, but we. 0:25:37.460 --> 0:25:40.190 Would never take coins off people we've given them to. Surely. 0:25:40.190 --> 0:25:42.620 I think that's what he's saying. Wow. He's looking to 0:25:42.619 --> 0:25:46.970 right the wrongs of history. Wow. Um, and then number two, 0:25:46.970 --> 0:25:50.000 once the task force report is ready and reviewed by Hamish, Andy, 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:53.450 a mechanism by which H and A coins are recalled. 0:25:54.290 --> 0:25:56.179 Whoa! Whoa. 0:25:56.270 --> 0:25:59.090 So a two part proposal here. Establish the task force 0:25:59.330 --> 0:26:02.630 that then, I guess, prepares a report. And then the 0:26:02.630 --> 0:26:05.149 second part is we then look at what we're going 0:26:05.150 --> 0:26:07.729 to do with the report. It's interesting here because royal 0:26:07.730 --> 0:26:12.080 commissions of course exist in democracies. And I. And the 0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:15.800 question for us is how much of a democracy. I mean, 0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:17.240 how much power do you give? 0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:20.630 We love pretending we're one. Yeah, yeah. Like that's one 0:26:20.630 --> 0:26:21.410 of our favorite things. 0:26:21.410 --> 0:26:23.239 But I think sometimes even with the government don't they 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:24.919 do those kind of reports where they're like, now we 0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:26.689 got the report and we'll definitely look at that. 0:26:26.690 --> 0:26:29.000 Nothing really. I mean, what happened with the banking one? 0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:29.990 I don't I don't I. 0:26:29.990 --> 0:26:30.830 Didn't that's right. 0:26:30.830 --> 0:26:32.960 Pretty sure all the banks are still in business. 0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:33.680 Yes. 0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:36.230 So we could certainly I mean this is banking. This 0:26:36.230 --> 0:26:38.570 is finance based. I mean the general vibe of when 0:26:38.570 --> 0:26:40.939 you do a finance look into the financial, you know, 0:26:40.940 --> 0:26:44.570 any corruption of a financial level, it's the government's job. 0:26:44.570 --> 0:26:46.100 And that would be us in this case to nod 0:26:46.100 --> 0:26:49.219 solemnly and go, mm. Many, many good points raised. 0:26:49.910 --> 0:26:50.330 Yeah. 0:26:50.330 --> 0:26:52.880 Yeah, yeah. And then um, just hope the new cycle 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:55.430 washes that one away. But what about, what about. 0:26:55.430 --> 0:26:58.429 This I have is narayane sounds like the kind of 0:26:58.430 --> 0:27:02.150 guy that would be playing Michael Keaton's character in spotlight. 0:27:02.150 --> 0:27:03.950 If you've seen that film where he doesn't. 0:27:03.950 --> 0:27:06.020 I haven't, but I know the kind of character Michael 0:27:06.020 --> 0:27:07.340 Keaton's able to play. 0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.400 I don't think he's gonna stop, is my point. He's 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:15.170 the Erin Brockovich of the coin situation. 0:27:15.170 --> 0:27:17.420 Okay, wait, you know what, Andrew? He's actually listening. He 0:27:17.420 --> 0:27:22.790 can join. He can join us now. Narayan, tentatively. Good morning. 0:27:23.270 --> 0:27:25.160 Ahoy, boys. It's good to be with you. 0:27:25.460 --> 0:27:26.930 Oh, with you. 0:27:27.050 --> 0:27:30.530 Now, Narayan. You, sir raised some. I'm not going to 0:27:30.530 --> 0:27:34.220 say whether they're valid or invalid, but you certainly raise points. 0:27:34.220 --> 0:27:38.000 And I'd like to just get the temperature if I could. 0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:43.790 First up, of how, um, disgruntled you are with possibly 0:27:43.790 --> 0:27:45.050 what you're onto here. 0:27:45.380 --> 0:27:49.130 Look, I have had the conversation you boys have been having. 0:27:49.130 --> 0:27:52.129 And look, if you want this, use controversy to go away. 0:27:52.460 --> 0:27:54.859 You could give me a coin and no one will know. 0:27:55.100 --> 0:27:58.580 Never know a thing now. And he would and he would. 0:27:58.580 --> 0:28:00.560 He would be the easiest coin that's ever been handed 0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:02.179 out on the show. That's the point. 0:28:02.180 --> 0:28:03.709 It wouldn't be. It wouldn't be. 0:28:03.710 --> 0:28:06.830 It wouldn't even be the loosest coin. Yes. Okay, well, 0:28:06.830 --> 0:28:09.320 now we have it. This is certainly an interesting development 0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:13.040 because the head of our anti-corruption task force has specifically 0:28:13.040 --> 0:28:14.149 asked for a bribe. 0:28:14.420 --> 0:28:14.840 As. 0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:16.250 His opening statement. 0:28:18.410 --> 0:28:22.310 Wonderful. It's. Can we just say. 0:28:22.490 --> 0:28:25.190 We're very interested in making this go away? But I 0:28:25.190 --> 0:28:27.560 do worry, though, that obviously now more people have heard 0:28:27.560 --> 0:28:29.990 this and this this. Now the cat is out of 0:28:29.990 --> 0:28:32.119 the bag, Genie's out of the bottle. Someone else is 0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:33.800 going to take this up? 0:28:33.800 --> 0:28:35.810 Yes. Putting her iron on hold for a second. 0:28:35.960 --> 0:28:37.040 Thank you. Ryan. Interesting. 0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:38.540 I want him to hear it all. 0:28:38.540 --> 0:28:41.540 No, don't want him to hear. Okay, so I think 0:28:41.540 --> 0:28:42.740 we take the bribe. 0:28:43.430 --> 0:28:45.620 No. He's asking. You mean give the bribe? 0:28:45.650 --> 0:28:47.090 Yeah. So I think we. 0:28:47.270 --> 0:28:49.550 No, no, Ryan, we'll accept the coin. 0:28:51.350 --> 0:28:53.450 No, we take them off. We take the. 0:28:53.450 --> 0:28:54.770 Offer to give the bribe. 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:56.030 Yeah, right. Yes, yes. 0:28:56.060 --> 0:28:58.430 What are you. But what do you say about this? 0:28:58.430 --> 0:29:00.890 Just opening an absolute avalanche of people asking for the 0:29:00.890 --> 0:29:06.020 same bribe everywhere. Ignored task force. Task force requests coming 0:29:06.020 --> 0:29:07.040 in left, right and center. 0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:08.750 What do you set up, like? An email filter that 0:29:08.750 --> 0:29:10.520 looks for the word task force and put it straight 0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:11.000 in the bin. 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:15.890 That is a good solution. That is a good solution. 0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:19.250 This is such a fascinating peek into the how you 0:29:19.430 --> 0:29:20.870 run a corrupt government. 0:29:20.870 --> 0:29:23.120 I don't think we can set up this task force. 0:29:23.210 --> 0:29:24.980 You don't want to. You want to set up a. 0:29:25.100 --> 0:29:27.080 We don't have to. You can't. We wouldn't be giving 0:29:27.080 --> 0:29:30.110 them royal commission powers. We'd be setting up an advisory 0:29:30.110 --> 0:29:30.530 task force. 0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:33.650 This is classic. I mean, this is going back to 0:29:33.650 --> 0:29:37.010 radio days, where it was all self-regulated. Yeah, and you 0:29:37.010 --> 0:29:38.990 don't want another body regulating you. 0:29:39.020 --> 0:29:39.320 What about. 0:29:39.320 --> 0:29:41.570 Okay, so they'd always go, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:29:41.570 --> 0:29:43.940 We'll make sure Kyle Sandilands doesn't say that. We'll be 0:29:43.940 --> 0:29:45.620 fine I got it I got it. And then they go. 0:29:45.620 --> 0:29:47.090 Why don't we go yeah, yeah we go back and 0:29:47.090 --> 0:29:49.250 we go okay, I think I've got it. You want 0:29:49.250 --> 0:29:50.480 to go back to Ryan okay. 0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:52.280 Yeah okay. He can hear us now? Yeah. 0:29:52.820 --> 0:29:53.660 Now. Ryan. 0:29:54.260 --> 0:29:55.070 Yes. 0:29:55.430 --> 0:29:56.360 Obviously. 0:29:56.360 --> 0:30:01.489 Um, we're deeply concerned, um, by the issues you bring up, 0:30:01.490 --> 0:30:07.100 because here at, uh, Hamish and Andy, um, headquarters, we 0:30:07.100 --> 0:30:12.230 strive to run a transparent and authentic and a consistent 0:30:12.230 --> 0:30:15.650 coin giving operation. The last thing we want is for 0:30:15.650 --> 0:30:18.350 Jack to be dragged through legal mud. Because there's been 0:30:18.350 --> 0:30:22.820 a problem with the coin system. So we really take 0:30:22.820 --> 0:30:26.000 this seriously. And because you're the first person to raise 0:30:26.000 --> 0:30:28.940 this and raise this concern, we would like to pay 0:30:28.940 --> 0:30:33.560 you a consultancy fee for the work you've already done. Um, 0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:35.330 of one Hamish and Andy Coin. 0:30:35.510 --> 0:30:37.010 And the continued work. 0:30:37.010 --> 0:30:39.380 And the continued work you've done since you're the first 0:30:39.380 --> 0:30:41.000 person to do this work. Now, if someone else did 0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:42.560 this work, they're just copying off you and they don't 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:44.570 get a coin. But since you're the first person to 0:30:44.570 --> 0:30:46.820 do this consultancy's work, we'd like to pay you a 0:30:46.820 --> 0:30:52.220 fee of one coin, and we'd like to absolutely take 0:30:52.220 --> 0:30:57.650 this to conduct a thorough internal review, um, and present 0:30:57.650 --> 0:31:00.110 our findings in a few episodes. How does that sound? 0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:02.750 I think that sounds fair. That sounds fair. 0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:06.350 Great. We will give you that payment in a paper 0:31:06.350 --> 0:31:10.340 bag in a car park. Um, it will. 0:31:10.340 --> 0:31:14.150 Have the unique coin number scratched off. That's that's just 0:31:14.540 --> 0:31:17.180 that's just because of a shipping issue. Nothing to see. 0:31:17.180 --> 0:31:21.170 There it is. Totally above board payment sounding good in Orion. 0:31:21.380 --> 0:31:22.400 That sounds excellent. 0:31:22.910 --> 0:31:26.270 Great pleasure doing business with you. We'll get straight onto 0:31:26.270 --> 0:31:28.790 forming the taskforce. I'll chair it. Andy. Great. 0:31:35.380 --> 0:31:37.720 It has been but a few weeks since I was 0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.840 chastised by the two of you, the beard boys, again 0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:41.680 aligning against me. 0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:43.030 I don't know what this is about, but I stand 0:31:43.030 --> 0:31:48.190 by whatever we did. We're both just as you again. 0:31:48.190 --> 0:31:50.560 If you won't. If you open your mouth, I. 0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:55.600 Think you're crazy was uttered at me. Um. This wild. 0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:58.840 Oh, I bet I know. Is it. Is it the toothpaste? 0:31:58.840 --> 0:32:01.420 Tiny amount of toothpaste? It's. I think about it every 0:32:01.420 --> 0:32:03.100 time I clean my teeth. I think about you. 0:32:03.130 --> 0:32:04.690 Do you know what I do? I put the I 0:32:04.690 --> 0:32:06.700 put the toothpaste on at night, and I go. I 0:32:06.700 --> 0:32:09.670 look at myself in the mirror and I go, you're living, boy. Yeah. 0:32:09.670 --> 0:32:10.900 And I and I. 0:32:10.900 --> 0:32:13.180 Go, keep it up, wild man. Keep it up, Blake. 0:32:13.180 --> 0:32:16.780 Because you know what? Right now, Andy's in his bathroom. Well, 0:32:16.780 --> 0:32:19.180 probably many hours after me. But that, thus is the 0:32:19.180 --> 0:32:22.120 joys of no children. Yes, and he's in his bathroom. 0:32:22.330 --> 0:32:25.570 He's got one human hair out as a stencil to 0:32:25.570 --> 0:32:29.020 make sure. To make sure the toothpaste doesn't. Doesn't rise 0:32:29.020 --> 0:32:32.620 above the one micron thickness across the top of the bristles. 0:32:32.620 --> 0:32:36.040 And look at you, mate. Squirt it on, slather it around. 0:32:36.460 --> 0:32:40.150 Enjoy yourself. You're 41. You'll be dead soon. You don't 0:32:40.150 --> 0:32:41.920 regret the toothpaste usage. 0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:45.280 I felt like it was the right amount. A lot 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:47.740 of people have come out of the woodwork saying, you're right. 0:32:47.740 --> 0:32:50.260 Andy and I got a lot of messages of support. 0:32:50.290 --> 0:32:52.270 A lot of emails came in. I thought, what better 0:32:52.270 --> 0:32:54.490 way to do it is to get them to record 0:32:54.490 --> 0:32:58.600 what they wrote. Exactly. And so you could hear some 0:32:58.600 --> 0:33:01.390 of the things that are being said with regards to 0:33:01.390 --> 0:33:02.350 toothpaste gate. 0:33:02.350 --> 0:33:04.510 Prepare to hear some fun people check. 0:33:08.590 --> 0:33:12.100 Mate, I use even less than yours anymore and my 0:33:12.100 --> 0:33:14.530 mouth would be overflowing with suds. 0:33:14.530 --> 0:33:17.170 I do the same as you Andy. I have a 0:33:17.170 --> 0:33:22.390 very extreme dental hygiene routine, but you only need to 0:33:22.390 --> 0:33:24.010 use a little bit of toothpaste. 0:33:24.010 --> 0:33:27.670 Dentist here. The recommended amount of toothpaste is the size 0:33:27.670 --> 0:33:30.820 of a green pea, so Hamish and Jack are using 0:33:30.820 --> 0:33:34.360 way too much. You're closer to the right amount. Andy. 0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:39.220 As a fellow dentist, I 100% agree. Very common man 0:33:39.220 --> 0:33:42.940 to be conservative with the toothpaste. Make those dollars stretch. 0:33:42.940 --> 0:33:45.460 So my partner actually thought you were crazy at first, 0:33:45.460 --> 0:33:48.220 but then he tried it and now he's converted. Like 0:33:48.220 --> 0:33:49.690 way less clean up required. 0:33:49.690 --> 0:33:51.520 You are 100% correct. 0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:53.290 And no one will convince me otherwise. 0:33:53.290 --> 0:33:55.570 You are spot on and it is more than enough 0:33:55.570 --> 0:33:58.090 to clean your teeth. Only reason it is more in 0:33:58.090 --> 0:34:00.040 the ads is because they want you to use it 0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:04.180 quicker and buy more toothpaste. Same with shampoo and washing detergent. Hey, 0:34:04.180 --> 0:34:04.870 you know what else? 0:34:04.870 --> 0:34:08.260 Electric toothbrush heads are so small. I think that also 0:34:08.260 --> 0:34:10.330 says a lot about the amount that you should use. 0:34:10.330 --> 0:34:10.690 I'm a. 0:34:10.690 --> 0:34:11.620 Dentist and. 0:34:11.620 --> 0:34:12.310 Hamish and Jack's. 0:34:12.310 --> 0:34:15.100 Amount is actually a really dangerous amount of toothpaste. 0:34:15.250 --> 0:34:16.360 Too much of that. 0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.880 Can build up a toxin called methyl leonide. 0:34:19.090 --> 0:34:20.109 Which could potentially. 0:34:20.110 --> 0:34:21.279 Make your teeth like chalk. 0:34:21.610 --> 0:34:24.790 I think Andy's using the perfect amount of toothpaste, and 0:34:24.790 --> 0:34:26.799 I should also point out that he hasn't lost touch 0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:28.930 with the common man, and he certainly doesn't have an 0:34:28.930 --> 0:34:33.040 IP if in my opinion, not an SP, but just 0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:40.270 an RP regular P regretful p. Okay, besides the last one, why. 0:34:40.270 --> 0:34:42.100 Do I feel like you know, it was like we're 0:34:42.100 --> 0:34:44.110 at a at a at a Donald Trump rally? 0:34:44.110 --> 0:34:49.060 Yeah. Besides the last one, all actual words written into 0:34:49.060 --> 0:34:51.879 this show or to me. Are you worried about that 0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:54.399 dentist saying that you got that dangerous? Toxic? That might 0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:55.240 be from. 0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:59.740 Too much toothpaste? I mean, get your act together. Dentistry. When? 0:34:59.739 --> 0:35:02.410 As if. Who's ever heard of that, Jack? I mean, 0:35:02.410 --> 0:35:05.770 your dentists have been too busy tickling your feet or 0:35:06.910 --> 0:35:10.120 gently blowing on your earlobes to worry about your actual mouth. 0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:11.890 Did you ask your dentist, Jack? And did he say, 0:35:11.890 --> 0:35:12.730 what's toothpaste? 0:35:13.090 --> 0:35:16.900 He. He knows about dental hygiene. He what? 0:35:20.380 --> 0:35:23.290 Are. What is it? What is your. 0:35:23.290 --> 0:35:24.370 Holistic. So you. 0:35:24.370 --> 0:35:27.670 He was very. He was very big on flossing. He didn't. 0:35:27.670 --> 0:35:30.279 He didn't care too much about, uh, how much toothpaste 0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:31.810 you use. But I will next time I'm there. I'm 0:35:31.810 --> 0:35:33.009 definitely gonna ask. Yeah. 0:35:33.010 --> 0:35:35.860 Just chew up a mouthful of crystals or something. 0:35:36.670 --> 0:35:38.620 You know, I've had. I don't want to sound like 0:35:38.620 --> 0:35:40.180 Andy here, but I've had a lot of people also 0:35:40.180 --> 0:35:42.580 write to me and ask for the details of the 0:35:42.580 --> 0:35:43.570 holistic dentist. 0:35:44.290 --> 0:35:46.090 Guys, let's just turn. 0:35:46.090 --> 0:35:46.690 This show. 0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:50.080 Into a montage TV show, into fake testimonials. 0:35:56.650 --> 0:35:59.410 And a little while ago on the show, uh, we 0:35:59.410 --> 0:36:05.170 had a special skill nominated, which was, um, uh, someone 0:36:05.170 --> 0:36:06.880 that could feel could tell the type of chocolate bar 0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:10.629 just purely by feeling it through the wrapper. Um, and 0:36:10.630 --> 0:36:12.640 you sort of put your hand up and went, yeah, 0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.219 but I think I could do that. And I gave 0:36:15.219 --> 0:36:19.660 you a fair and honest trial, and you couldn't quite 0:36:19.660 --> 0:36:23.560 do it. You got very close. Um, but to be fair, 0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:27.700 through a few logistical issues, I don't I didn't get 0:36:27.700 --> 0:36:30.190 some of the A-list chocolate bars I was after. No, no, 0:36:30.190 --> 0:36:33.100 I got some more lesser known actors. Yes. 0:36:33.100 --> 0:36:34.060 Support bands. 0:36:34.390 --> 0:36:36.760 Peppermint crisp. Yeah. Chiquita chick. 0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:40.570 Chiquita I hadn't seen for 20 years. They're still gigging. 0:36:41.860 --> 0:36:44.529 So jury's out on whether that was fair or not. 0:36:44.530 --> 0:36:47.049 But look, another special skill came in this week, and 0:36:47.050 --> 0:36:50.020 I looked at it and went, okay, in the similar vein, 0:36:50.290 --> 0:36:51.910 this isn't you putting your hand up because you don't 0:36:51.910 --> 0:36:55.810 know what this is yet, but I actually. Do. I 0:36:55.810 --> 0:36:57.940 looked at this and I went, I think, again, I 0:36:57.940 --> 0:37:00.310 think this is one that a normal human could do. Right. 0:37:00.580 --> 0:37:03.820 And I nominate Andy as our resident normal human. Yeah. 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:08.710 Comes in from Joanna and she starts off by saying, hey, 0:37:08.710 --> 0:37:13.390 I'm a Libra. Okay. So immediately you're like, I know 0:37:13.390 --> 0:37:15.460 that's got your attention. And it because if there's one 0:37:15.460 --> 0:37:19.420 guy I know that likes star signs, sorry. And she says, 0:37:19.420 --> 0:37:22.420 I've got the uncanny ability and very special skill of 0:37:22.420 --> 0:37:25.120 being a human scale. This is where you need to 0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:26.739 know that the sign for the Libra is the I 0:37:26.739 --> 0:37:29.080 think it's oh, justice a justice. 0:37:29.260 --> 0:37:29.830 Yeah, she's. 0:37:29.830 --> 0:37:32.650 Got the scales and the sword. Does she have a sword? 0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.480 I don't know, maybe that's. Is that Statue of Liberty? 0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.460 No, no, she doesn't have a sword. Apparently they're shaking 0:37:36.460 --> 0:37:38.980 their heads out of here furiously. No, whatever. 0:37:38.980 --> 0:37:42.460 Anyway, Libra is a scale. Yeah. Um, so she says 0:37:42.460 --> 0:37:44.979 I'm a human scale. So immediately I go, okay, this 0:37:44.980 --> 0:37:47.140 is good. Because, remember, one of the very first special 0:37:47.140 --> 0:37:50.200 skills was, um, just deli meat by feel. Yes. And 0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:53.110 I was like, that's. We loved that one. Yeah. She said, 0:37:53.110 --> 0:37:55.390 but this is this is what Joanna means. If you 0:37:55.390 --> 0:37:57.550 put two things in each of my hands, I can 0:37:57.550 --> 0:37:59.830 act as a scale and tell you which is heavier 0:37:59.830 --> 0:38:02.980 by feel. So she's one of those scales that just tips? Yeah, 0:38:02.980 --> 0:38:05.620 she's a yoldi scale, which I'd actually never thought of before, 0:38:05.620 --> 0:38:07.960 but I guess that is the point of those scales 0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:11.049 to go which is heavier. Or do you put 500g 0:38:11.050 --> 0:38:12.400 on one side and you just fill it up till 0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:13.210 it's level? That's what you. 0:38:13.210 --> 0:38:14.380 Used to do. Yeah. Gotcha. 0:38:14.530 --> 0:38:15.640 That makes my grandparents. 0:38:15.640 --> 0:38:17.560 Had one which I loved playing with. But you put 0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:20.110 different size weights on one side and then pour your 0:38:20.110 --> 0:38:22.930 rice on the other. We had hours of fun. 0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:28.240 How cool. And these days kids have to put up 0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:31.990 with switch. Um, so she's like, if something's 3.2 kilos 0:38:31.989 --> 0:38:35.350 and something's three, I can detect the heavier. Mm. I'm 0:38:35.350 --> 0:38:37.030 just a human scale, she repeats. 0:38:37.210 --> 0:38:38.020 Can we all do that? 0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:39.100 I thought so. 0:38:39.130 --> 0:38:41.440 I wondered if this is actually just more of a 0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:46.390 human trait. Yes. Um. So she's gone. Look, my husband 0:38:46.390 --> 0:38:48.339 thinks I'm an idiot for my special skill, but I 0:38:48.340 --> 0:38:50.080 know it's the best in the world. 0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:50.800 What's not? 0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:54.730 And again, I was just like, I think I'm not 0:38:54.730 --> 0:38:58.870 taking away any instances where she correctly called it. And 0:38:58.870 --> 0:39:02.020 there was and someone was impressed nearby, but I don't 0:39:02.020 --> 0:39:03.669 know if it would qualify as a special skill. We 0:39:03.670 --> 0:39:07.180 could be wrong. So to run the test, Ando, bring 0:39:07.180 --> 0:39:08.680 in the bags I have. 0:39:08.830 --> 0:39:13.090 What were the, uh, sizes? She used the dimensions 3 0:39:13.090 --> 0:39:13.930 to 3.2. 0:39:13.930 --> 0:39:16.990 I've gone actually a little bit harsher for Ando here. 0:39:17.200 --> 0:39:17.620 If she was. 0:39:17.620 --> 0:39:19.870 Doing like grams, then you go. Yeah, great. You got 0:39:19.870 --> 0:39:21.339 something that was three grams more, but. 0:39:21.340 --> 0:39:22.359 But 200g. 0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:23.830 More. That feels considerable. 0:39:23.830 --> 0:39:27.490 Significant 200 is a significant. Yes. Again, to not to. 0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:29.650 I want us to not just always bring everything back 0:39:29.650 --> 0:39:33.069 to chocolate bars, but that's for Snickers. Like you could 0:39:33.070 --> 0:39:35.979 you could tell. So. All right Ando, you've now you've 0:39:35.980 --> 0:39:37.570 got grapes, you've got rice. 0:39:37.900 --> 0:39:39.640 Grapes and you've got ham. 0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:43.090 Yep. Okay. Make sure you pick it up in the 0:39:43.090 --> 0:39:46.480 correct order. Yes. Um, but with your left and right hand, 0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:49.000 please pick up the grapes now and tell me what 0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:50.050 you feel. 0:39:50.739 --> 0:39:53.169 And he's picking up grapes. Two bags of grape. One 0:39:53.170 --> 0:39:56.830 in his left, one in his right. He's actually making 0:39:57.160 --> 0:39:58.780 like he's pretending he's a scale. 0:39:58.780 --> 0:40:00.879 Actually, I'm gonna put them on top of my hand 0:40:00.880 --> 0:40:03.850 rather than having them. Yeah, that will kind of. 0:40:04.060 --> 0:40:06.280 That's actually a pretty smart idea, isn't it? Because the 0:40:06.280 --> 0:40:07.509 hands are more sensitive. 0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:13.210 I think the left is is heavier. 0:40:14.860 --> 0:40:18.460 Left is 300g. The right is 330. 0:40:18.489 --> 0:40:20.109 Oh, wow. 0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:23.379 It. I found it very tough. 0:40:24.190 --> 0:40:25.510 But okay. 0:40:25.510 --> 0:40:27.580 If she could do it within I mean 30g in 0:40:27.580 --> 0:40:27.790 a lot. 0:40:27.790 --> 0:40:34.060 That was 30g. That was, that was. That's 10%. 10% variance. Yes. Okay. 0:40:34.270 --> 0:40:38.020 Do the ham for me now. Okay. Ham left and right. 0:40:38.020 --> 0:40:41.770 Ham getting the ham is in the bag and Andy 0:40:41.770 --> 0:40:45.910 is pretending he's a scale. Thank you. Jack. 0:40:46.090 --> 0:40:47.620 Jack, a lot of people like you. 0:40:47.620 --> 0:40:48.160 Think. 0:40:48.310 --> 0:40:52.060 Like, what's Jack's superpower? You just saw it, like, again. 0:40:52.060 --> 0:40:54.190 Just detected the pause, jumped in. 0:40:54.190 --> 0:40:59.410 Do you think that, um, tennis players couldn't do this 0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:01.180 because they have. 0:41:01.570 --> 0:41:03.730 Overdeveloped biceps. 0:41:03.730 --> 0:41:05.410 And one arm like you? Can they. 0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:08.560 But do they have I mean, they have incredible senses, 0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.060 you would think in their hands, like, even just to 0:41:10.060 --> 0:41:12.940 feel the and sometimes the slightest change of the racket. 0:41:12.940 --> 0:41:14.620 Would you say when they grab a tennis ball and 0:41:14.620 --> 0:41:16.660 they sort of like almost they do do it up 0:41:16.660 --> 0:41:18.370 in their hand like, no, not that one. They get 0:41:18.370 --> 0:41:18.940 a new one. 0:41:18.940 --> 0:41:20.590 Yeah, they actually do do it. That's what I thought 0:41:20.590 --> 0:41:20.979 you were getting. 0:41:20.980 --> 0:41:23.860 Based that I think it's a squeeze for pressure maybe. 0:41:23.860 --> 0:41:25.510 I always thought it was just chemistry tests. Like the 0:41:25.510 --> 0:41:26.320 first date. Yeah. 0:41:26.350 --> 0:41:27.400 Like, were you vibing it? 0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:28.870 Yeah, I'm vibing this ball. 0:41:29.980 --> 0:41:33.670 Okay, back to the ham. This seems again really close. 0:41:35.860 --> 0:41:38.350 I mean, I can't do anything with I can't tell 0:41:38.350 --> 0:41:42.530 you with confidence here. So it's. I feel like it's 0:41:42.530 --> 0:41:43.550 exactly the same. 0:41:44.770 --> 0:41:50.710 Left 110g, right 100g. So again a 1010 or it's 0:41:50.710 --> 0:41:53.680 ten grams. That was 10% variance I was going for. 0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:55.989 I mean, that'd be too easy if I was doing big, 0:41:55.989 --> 0:41:57.549 big numbers. Okay. But she. 0:41:57.550 --> 0:41:58.960 Said what did she say three. 0:41:59.350 --> 0:42:01.930 Three and 3.2 I actually made Andy's a bit harder 0:42:01.930 --> 0:42:06.160 because I just thought that sounded too easy. Well yeah. Okay. Yeah. Rice. 0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.860 And he's got two big plastic bags of rice. Thank you. 0:42:11.860 --> 0:42:20.879 Jaco the rice. It feels definitely heavier in my right hand. 0:42:21.540 --> 0:42:26.580 That is 50g heavier, 1000g place 1050. 0:42:26.610 --> 0:42:27.270 Well done Andy. 0:42:27.270 --> 0:42:29.790 Maybe the that one, that one. I felt like I 0:42:29.790 --> 0:42:30.540 could tell maybe. 0:42:30.570 --> 0:42:32.280 Is it something to do with the shape of. Because 0:42:32.280 --> 0:42:34.050 like rice sits the easiest? 0:42:34.050 --> 0:42:35.969 Well, it's also the biggest difference. 0:42:35.969 --> 0:42:38.700 And they're so light. They other ones are so light. 0:42:38.700 --> 0:42:41.190 So okay so once it got to 50g you could 0:42:41.190 --> 0:42:42.180 feel it. It felt. 0:42:42.180 --> 0:42:43.440 Yeah. Well that's what you would think. 0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:46.739 You would think 200g is fillable. I should have actually 0:42:46.739 --> 0:42:47.430 got you hers. 0:42:47.430 --> 0:42:50.339 But yeah. Yeah that would have made. That would have 0:42:50.340 --> 0:42:51.060 made sense. 0:42:51.180 --> 0:42:51.660 Well Jack. 0:42:53.940 --> 0:42:57.420 Jack, I gambled, okay? I gambled because I thought it 0:42:57.420 --> 0:43:00.270 would be cool. Okay. Actually, Carl's I assume we've got 0:43:00.270 --> 0:43:01.530 scales here. Do we have scales here? We've got. 0:43:01.530 --> 0:43:03.930 Scales here. Yeah, yeah. We got. Yeah. 0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:06.330 All right, go take the rice outside and make it 0:43:06.330 --> 0:43:08.460 so it's a 200 gram difference. Oh, yeah. 0:43:08.460 --> 0:43:09.030 Okay. 0:43:09.030 --> 0:43:09.810 Do you know what I mean? Like it. 0:43:09.810 --> 0:43:10.710 Doesn't, but we. 0:43:10.710 --> 0:43:11.910 Know you can do rice already. 0:43:11.910 --> 0:43:14.460 Yeah I know, but Jack. Well I'm the one saying 0:43:14.460 --> 0:43:17.700 I think he's done better because he's detected 50g difference. 0:43:17.700 --> 0:43:19.410 In the meantime, while we just give her a bit 0:43:19.410 --> 0:43:23.160 of time to do the rice. Um, during the week, 0:43:23.430 --> 0:43:27.570 two people said to me, g'day, Hamish. Right. I'm thinking 0:43:27.570 --> 0:43:31.379 that I was Hamish. Yeah. And there was and it 0:43:31.380 --> 0:43:33.450 was in two very different situations. 0:43:33.450 --> 0:43:35.489 Okay. Does that happen often happens. 0:43:35.489 --> 0:43:36.180 Bit one. 0:43:36.300 --> 0:43:37.320 Yeah, I get it. I get Andy's. 0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:40.830 One was at the, um, uh, airport, uh, one of 0:43:40.830 --> 0:43:42.960 the security guards. Oh, great to see you, Hamish. I 0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:46.440 was like, yeah, well, I'll take it. Like, do a. 0:43:46.860 --> 0:43:49.170 Great time to do a crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:43:49.170 --> 0:43:50.760 What was it, a strip club where Andy was going 0:43:50.760 --> 0:43:53.219 around saying, I'm. How are you going? Hamish? Hamish Blake, 0:43:53.219 --> 0:43:54.060 good to meet you. 0:43:54.690 --> 0:43:59.670 It made me think. That the Andes sightings that you've 0:43:59.670 --> 0:44:02.279 been having people write in about. 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:03.240 Could be mistakes. 0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:05.940 Might be about. Could be about Hamish. 0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:08.790 You think so? But then you hear the behaviour and 0:44:08.790 --> 0:44:12.299 Jack and I immediately go, That's Andy. 0:44:12.420 --> 0:44:14.820 Like, what about the person smoking a cigarette at the, uh, 0:44:15.150 --> 0:44:15.779 at the tobacco. 0:44:15.780 --> 0:44:20.610 Pushing, rushing into the smoke Mark? I've never been single 0:44:20.760 --> 0:44:25.080 in my life. Well, that's why your nicknames Weaver. Brando. 0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:26.670 That's why everyone's calling you the weaver. 0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:28.170 Sigourney Weaver. 0:44:35.760 --> 0:44:40.230 I hope that name catches on if people call you 0:44:40.230 --> 0:44:45.930 the weaver. We got the weasel and the weaver. Anyway, 0:44:45.930 --> 0:44:50.280 the rice is coming back in. It was a good 0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:51.330 little interlude. 0:44:51.750 --> 0:44:53.790 And we'll get back to the game. 0:44:54.690 --> 0:44:55.770 Oh, I forgot about that. Nice. 0:44:56.219 --> 0:44:57.960 A nice little moment of levity. 0:44:57.960 --> 0:44:59.370 Before we get that. 0:44:59.850 --> 0:45:01.230 Fun to have a laugh in the commentary. 0:45:01.230 --> 0:45:01.560 Box. 0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:05.339 Okay, end of the game. Here we go. There is 0:45:05.340 --> 0:45:08.640 now a 200 gram deficiency or differential. 0:45:09.690 --> 0:45:10.529 Oh, yeah. 0:45:10.530 --> 0:45:13.050 Yeah, yeah. 0:45:13.800 --> 0:45:14.250 Easy. 0:45:14.250 --> 0:45:16.859 Yeah, yeah. That's left left hand side. Yeah. She's just 0:45:17.010 --> 0:45:18.060 thumbs up. No worries. 0:45:18.060 --> 0:45:22.680 Leave it to Weaver. She'll get it. I don't think 0:45:22.680 --> 0:45:25.410 it's impressive enough. Is it, Ender. Well done. You got 50. 0:45:25.410 --> 0:45:28.560 It's not impressive enough to be a special skill. But 0:45:28.560 --> 0:45:30.630 we did have some fun. 0:45:35.150 --> 0:45:38.540 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:45:38.540 --> 0:45:42.440 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy. Com.