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S3: Ahoy to my branch operator. Hamish. Ah, yes. Thank you sir.

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S3: You will not be disappointed with who you put in charge.

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S3: We are not closing down this branch. What about the

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S3: valuable ones? You absolutely wouldn't. Ahoy to my pump! Operator. Jack. Okay,

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S3: we could do without the pump, I think. No. Where

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S3: are you going? To get the pressure from. We'll find it.

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S3: And I am the station officer. Are we drillers? Are we?

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S3: Are we an oil drilling? No. Damn it! I thought

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S3: Or is it train stuff? Ehm. When we talked about

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S3: you said this is the one you'd want to be in. Oh,

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S3: is this fire department? Fire department.

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S3: Would you? Well, I didn't say I am a firefighter

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S3: if you were the branch operator. Ham, this is what

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S3: responsibilities be? You the firefighter using the hose. You're the

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S4: Well, you need definitely need the pump operator then. Yeah,

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S3: So sorry about that, mate. That wasn't good. Firehouse camaraderie. Yeah.

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S3: You're just sitting there with a limp hose, wondering, swinging

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S3: So shower spray? Yeah. Um, all the fun ones you

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S4: Oh, really? I thought I was just like, you know,

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S3: What are you. Jack? Jack is mimed miming like a bike.

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S3: Now, Jack, you give yours back to Andy. You look

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S4: Test, obviously.

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S3: Now here's the other thing. You look at these and

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S3: confectionery M&Ms. Twix. Mars. Maltesers. At the factory, they've got

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S6: A biscuit in it, doesn't it? Yeah.

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S4: The chocolate bars themselves are definitely chocolate.

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S3: Because I mean what makes us laugh is there are

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S3: I do, because you have a Twix. When you feel

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S4: I never think that the.

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S3: Only candy with the cookie crunch. Okay, two for anyone

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S3: that's seen the candy bar lineup episode of Seinfeld.

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S6: To the eye, they look exactly the same as you

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S3: They don't. They do, don't they?

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S6: Yeah. I'm passing them over to Jack. Make sure you

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S6: remember Jack. Which one's your Twix?

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S4: Which one's Twix on the right. Mars on.

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S3: Mars. Okay, I'll do the same. Twix on the right. Mars.

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S4: Exactly the same without extraordinarily similar.

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S3: Okay. Twix on the right. Mars on the left. Which

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S3: one do we have first? Who should be the hard bit.

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S3: They shouldn't be the hard bit. Which one?

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S6: Let's take the mouse first. Okay.

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S3: Okay. Mars on the left. Okay.

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S7: I quite underestimated. This is quite good. They're good.

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S3: They're amazing. Like I said, you eat the whole bag.

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S3: So you bite through the chocolate pretty fast. You're into

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S4: And that does taste like a mask to me.

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S6: Yeah. And really, because it.

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S3: Has I would say the Twix is more accurate because

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S3: it has Mars flavour. Okay. Now the Twix, do we.

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S6: We don't have to clean our palettes. We can just

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S3: I don't think so because they're the same thing. Yeah.

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S3: I mean, is anyone getting anything different there?

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S7: I think I got the same thing.

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S4: No. That's fine.

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S7: They're the same.

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S4: They're the same. I can't believe.

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S3: The different bars become the same thing when you modify them.

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S6: That is incredible. We've got.

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S3: Anthem.

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S6: We've got you got the right. Yeah, we've got you.

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S3: And now flip around and look at the front. Prepare

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S3: for the final piece of mind blowing material. Yep. Jack,

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S3: how much energy in kilojoules per serve is the Mars

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S3: on the front?

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S4: Mars is 503 kilojoules.

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S3: Jack, how much energy per serve is the Twix in

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S3: kilojoules 505 kilojoules? WTF is going on?

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S4: Could we? Maybe we're just not refined enough to taste

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S4: two kilojoules more?

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S3: It is. It is half a calorie. So it's a

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S3: it's a tough thing to taste.

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S6: So you reckon they're adding just like a fraction more calories. Caramel. Wow. Try.

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S3: No okay. Okay. So there's that. So it could be a.

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S4: Taste thing but a ratio could be slightly different.

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S3: Right now we go back to the ingredients. Now I've

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S3: already done this I'll save you the trouble. Great. First

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S3: I'm going to read out the Mars obviously doesn't tell

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S3: you exactly the ingredients, but it gives you the breakdown. Yes.

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S3: Milk chocolate 51% biscuit 30. Caramel 19%. Yep. Twix. Milk

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S3: chocolate 51%. Biscuit 30. Caramel 19%. So it is exactly

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S3: the same ratios. No, no. Oh, no. Mars. Yes.

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S6: Exactly.

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S3: So it's exactly so in the ingredients, they list exactly

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S3: the same ratios. For some reason there's two kilojoules difference

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S3: in energy. Now we must be talking millionths of percents

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S3: of difference. If there is different caramel in these. But

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S6: Going through all the rest of it with the cocoa fat.

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S3: And I'll save you the I'll save you the time.

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S3: It's exactly the same. Exactly the.

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S4: Same. They're the same.

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S3: Exactly the same. And.

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S6: So hang on, hang on, hang on.

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S3: Trust me, mate, it's just a formatting thing.

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S6: Just the bottom of the Twix, it says, may present peanuts,

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S6: tree nuts and barley. We're on the bottom of the Mars.

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S6: It just says may present peanuts and tree nuts. There's no.

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S6: And barley.

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S4: Maybe different factory.

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S3: Maybe so. You reckon? Different caramel.

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S4: Like, don't they usually say that if they're doing the

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S4: Snickers in the same factory and the peanut accidentally falls

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S4: So maybe they're in two different coming out of two different.

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S4: I know we.

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S6: Like speculating here, but we we love it. I feel

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S6: like we need we.

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S3: Actually do need a mars person, don't.

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S6: We? Yeah. Can we get it?

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S3: Cause if it comes. If if it if it means

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S3: I mean, I think what we're discovering here is like,

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S3: are they going to look at us in the eye

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S3: and say, yeah, yeah, there's two different caramels.

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S6: Yeah. No, I don't think they will know.

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S3: It'll be ballsy. So either way, we're just setting up

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S3: for a hell of a conclusion here.

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S6: Great stuff. Ehm. Ehm. You're a fool if you don't

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S6: listen to this podcast. Not because we're entertaining, but you're

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S6: getting behind on life, aren't you?

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S3: You are. And it's okay. We can call people fools

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S3: because they obviously can't hear it. Yeah. Um. And if

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S3: you do listen though, you gather up, um, gather up

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S3: these power moves. Yeah. You get the dried forth into life,

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S3: and you perform at your absolute peak capacity, the highest

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S3: voltage in.

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S6: Every social situation.

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S3: Another batch and, uh. Uh, all right, this comes in

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S3: from Nathan. It's an a it's another AFL based one. Now, unfortunately,

356
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S3: we had a, we had a pro like we had like,

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S3: you have to be playing in the AFL. Like you

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S3: have to be playing at the top level. Um, for

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S3: a power move a couple of weeks ago. This doesn't

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S3: work at the top level because it's the part at

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S3: the end of the game where you do three cheers

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S3: for the other team, which you don't you don't do

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S3: at the top level, although in in and of itself, again,

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S3: for those guys that we know, there are a bunch

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S3: of AFL players that do listen to the podcast. Love

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S3: to see that, love to see that you beat a

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S3: team by 100 points, get your huddle and then go

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S3: up to the other team and go and let's have three.

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S3: Let's have three cheers for, uh, for West Coast like, guys, please, please.

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S3: You've already beaten us.

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S6: We've we used to do it for hockey.

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S3: You have to do it. I think you do it

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S3: at every sport. Until what state.

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S6: Level? We would change up the way and different teams

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S6: would try. I used to come at uni.

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S3: At uni, like I would come like hung over on

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S3: a Saturday morning and watch you play like a good

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S6: So you know, do you.

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S3: Know that one, Jack?

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S6: No. Melbourne. Melbourne. Three cheers for Ringwood. Hip Ray. Hip Ray.

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S6: Hip Ray. Yeah.

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S3: You would. They would cut a hip out. So you

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S3: don't do hip hip.

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S6: Because the second hip makes it worse I reckon.

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S3: Well it feels very oldie. Like the second hip. You

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S3: know what's coming after you do the first hip so

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S3: I can see that. But there's no reason to cut

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S3: out the hu of the ruck. That's a bit. That's

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S3: a bit stingy. It just.

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S6: It felt.

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S3: What can't you do? Hip hooray! It felt.

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S6: Stronger. It felt more like a, you know, a haka.

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S6: I suppose we're not there.

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S3: The point you're meant to be saying like, congratulations.

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S4: It feels like you want to leave early. Like you

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S4: did it. Did you want to get off the ground

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S4: as soon as possible?

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S3: That was my take, too, because I didn't play team

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S3: sports growing up. So this is almost like as a

401
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S3: 19 year old was my first introduction to what the

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S3: team sports culture is. So I was like, yeah, right.

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S3: So at the end, you do this really, um, begrudging

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S3: facsimile of a hippie parade. You're like, hey, let's pretend

405
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S3: to thank the other team. No worries. See you mate.

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S3: See you mate. See you mate. What?

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S6: The other one. We trialled for a while but went

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S6: back to him. Do you pray? Pray, pray. We went

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S6: hip hip hip. Ray Ray, Ray Basham.

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S4: It's like.

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S3: You're trying to.

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S6: Get it even faster. But yeah, it felt better. Just hip,

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S6: hip hooray. I think what we're trying to do three H, three.

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S3: R that's we've reduced it to algebra and that's as

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S3: fast as we can do it.

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S6: It felt like it felt like you were trying to

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S6: do this combat sport, and then you had to say hip,

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S6: hip hooray for the other team or the start as well. Yeah.

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S6: Both that start and finish I thought was overkill.

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S3: Well, okay. Well, we know it exists, right? We know

421
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S3: it exists, you know, and I think it exists like

422
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S3: right into the upper levels. Like as adults, you still

423
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S3: have to do, you know, three cheers for the other

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S3: team at the end because you are there technically for

425
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S3: good sportsmanship. Anyway, this is from sorry, long road to

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S3: get there. Um, but he says after the other team does.

427
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S3: Three cheers for your team. Uh, if you're the person

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S3: that calls out, you call out. All right. And two cheers.

429
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S3: So it's from the Hebrew school. It's. It's to show

430
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S3: we're pretending to congratulate you while asserting power.

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S6: Love it. This is from Alex. I can't do this, Jack. Hamish,

432
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S6: you can do this. Be it based, not be it based.

433
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S6: Tell me whether you think this would work. If you've

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435
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S6: of a new a new friend. Yep. You haven't met

436
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S6: the parents and that new parent is dropping the kid off.

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S3: Okay, drop and go. Usually kicks in around traditionally around about,

438
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S3: you know. Yeah. Six, seven years old before they arrive.

439
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S6: Rip a page out of the coloring book and color

440
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S6: it in your yourself and stick it on the fridge.

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S3: That would be a good move when the.

442
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S6: When the parent comments say no big deal.

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S3: It's fine. Uh, really good. Um, and oh, this comes

444
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:27,410
S3: in from Meg. Okay. When somebody gives you some flowers

445
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,540
S3: by way of apology. So a small bunch of flowers

446
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:33,080
S3: could be partner, could be a friend. Um, if they're

447
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,960
S3: trying to patch something up as they've given you the flowers,

448
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,900
S3: take the flowers over to the sink, unwrap them, and

449
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,439
S3: proceed to cut the stems down to about five centimeters long.

450
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,570
S3: Select only a few of the flowers and pop them

451
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:47,959
S3: in a tiny vase while maintaining the conversation. Do not

452
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,639
S3: refer to it in any way and then put them

453
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,740
S3: on the table as a pathetic centerpiece.

454
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,050
S6: From Andruw Jones. If you ever caught sleeping at work,

455
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,690
S6: simply say the blood bank told me this would happen.

456
00:21:07,290 --> 00:21:09,090
S6: An apology and a bit of a well done for

457
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,530
S6: donating blood. Yeah.

458
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:15,300
S3: Um, power move only works if the target's name isn't Billy. Okay,

459
00:21:17,130 --> 00:21:19,170
S3: so this is for, uh. This is for a set

460
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:22,920
S3: of all humans not equal to Billy. Find a person

461
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,770
S3: you want to exert power over. Start calling them Billy

462
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,700
S3: when they inevitably correct you and say, uh, that's not

463
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,189
S3: their name. I.e., my name is Jack. Just hit them

464
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,530
S3: back with. Oh, no, I'm just saying that because everyone

465
00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:43,889
S3: calls you Billy. It's short for Silly Billy. Hit right.

466
00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:53,840
S3: And a an interesting and serious email has come in

467
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,750
S3: to my side of the fence. Okay. A young man

468
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,070
S3: named Ryan.

469
00:21:58,070 --> 00:22:00,200
S6: Being serious on this show, but I.

470
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,510
S3: Know, and it's quite a long way from it. That's

471
00:22:02,510 --> 00:22:04,520
S3: quite a long. Yeah. That's it. I mean, we're happy

472
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,070
S3: to face up to tackle this, especially if it's something

473
00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,709
S3: that a listener is feeling. And I worry that he

474
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:12,080
S3: might represent the views of many listeners here, too. That's

475
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,010
S3: why I think we've got to give it a bit

476
00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:16,790
S3: of air. Um, but he it is serious and it

477
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:21,260
S3: raises some big stuff. He says, look, he because he

478
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,290
S3: comes it starts by saying, I've got a serious allegation.

479
00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:27,020
S6: You or I or both of us.

480
00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:30,260
S3: Against the show. So that's mainly you, Jack. Really?

481
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,570
S6: Legally, yeah.

482
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,800
S3: We put your name on the form. We do. Um,

483
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,280
S3: in event, in event of allegation, there's a split ownership

484
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,270
S3: system in event of praise and awards. Absolutely H and

485
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:47,750
S3: a on stage gripping the trophy. And in event of

486
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:50,900
S3: allegation then it does defer to Jack. So it's kind

487
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:51,350
S3: of for you Jack.

488
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:54,500
S6: It does make it feel like you're Greg from succession right.

489
00:22:55,580 --> 00:22:59,119
S3: Here a little Greg Litt um, it's in relation to

490
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,800
S3: the handling of the H and A coins. So it's

491
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,970
S3: a Treasury issue. Narayan believes the coins have been, quote,

492
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:09,199
S3: handed out in an arbitrary fashion lately. He says, I

493
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,180
S3: lay out to you an examples from recent episodes. My

494
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,850
S3: concern started from ep 203. The guy who could guess

495
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:17,240
S3: items in the kitchen got every question wrong except one

496
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,390
S3: about rural Queensland properties. That's true. And that earned him

497
00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:20,840
S3: a coin.

498
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,770
S6: Did we give him a coin?

499
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:24,650
S4: Yeah, I thought that was weird because he he I

500
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:27,260
S4: remember the cupboard had something real obvious like Andy.

501
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,139
S3: Hidden hands here, Andy, as he worries about the legal

502
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:36,380
S3: ramifications for Jack. Uh, a concerned a concerned friend who

503
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:40,280
S3: doesn't like, doesn't like another friend's chances of beating this

504
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,430
S3: in episode 206 with the cordial guy. Hamish and Andy

505
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:45,890
S3: both agreed that the absolute bare minimum is four out

506
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,540
S3: of five. Then when he gets the first two wrong

507
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:49,460
S3: in a row and he changes the rules to three

508
00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:52,129
S3: out of five, then during episode seven, the guy with

509
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,290
S3: the special skills to guess the movie did not get

510
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:58,250
S3: a coin. Despite far superior skills, he guessed the movies correctly.

511
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:01,310
S3: Hamish then asked 1 or 2, a rule that wasn't

512
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:04,460
S3: introduced earlier. Um, that was I think that was for.

513
00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:05,360
S6: The movie Guessing.

514
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,790
S3: Game. So what was it? Was it like Austin Powers

515
00:24:07,790 --> 00:24:09,740
S3: or something like powers? Yeah, and I went 1 or 2.

516
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:10,489
S6: Men in Black as.

517
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,949
S3: Well. Men in black, 1 or 2. Yeah. Anyway, he

518
00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:15,320
S3: got that wrong on the one he got Men in Black,

519
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,119
S3: and then he got it wrong on the 1 or

520
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,810
S3: 2 he says magic Mike. I think he means podcast. Mike, uh,

521
00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,780
S3: recognized this, but was dismissed by Andy.

522
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,160
S6: Dismissed. That sounds like.

523
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,160
S3: Top it off, he wasn't given five movies to guess

524
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,830
S3: in the end. Felt like he was robbed. This prompted

525
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:33,230
S3: me to investigate further. I went all the way back

526
00:24:33,230 --> 00:24:35,119
S3: to the start of the podcast.

527
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,169
S6: Wow.

528
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,450
S3: On episode eight of the podcast.

529
00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:39,830
S6: He's gone.

530
00:24:39,830 --> 00:24:43,400
S3: So deep. Both coin guesser and menu guesser got H

531
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,590
S3: and A coins when neither of them deserved it, as

532
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,750
S3: they both were far off thinkers. I do remember that

533
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,670
S3: with the guys like, yeah, what do you say? You

534
00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,710
S3: tell me a menu and I'll tell you the price.

535
00:24:51,710 --> 00:24:53,450
S6: Yeah, that's right, that's right, the garlic.

536
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,970
S3: What are the classics? What are the garlic bread undid

537
00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:58,669
S3: him didn't it? This is obviously a great undertaking to

538
00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:00,409
S3: review all the episodes of cases where H and R

539
00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:02,419
S3: coins were handed out, and I believe that I've only

540
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:05,930
S3: scratched the surface. Oh, well, I think he's onto something big.

541
00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:07,490
S6: I'd like to hush him up.

542
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:09,830
S3: Yes, I was one of them. That is an option

543
00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:10,610
S3: available to us.

544
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:17,660
S6: To coin mine. So he says, go away quietly.

545
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:22,670
S3: Well, he proposes two things, okay. One establishment of an

546
00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:27,650
S3: H and a coin taskforce that's responsible for reviewing questionable

547
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:29,990
S3: handing out of coins throughout the history of the podcast.

548
00:25:29,990 --> 00:25:33,350
S3: So it's almost like a royal commission. Um, um, hacked.

549
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:34,520
S6: Off would be the, um.

550
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,270
S3: Yeah, actually.

551
00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:37,459
S6: The H and a coin taskforce, but we.

552
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:40,190
S4: Would never take coins off people we've given them to. Surely.

553
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,620
S3: I think that's what he's saying. Wow. He's looking to

554
00:25:42,619 --> 00:25:46,970
S3: right the wrongs of history. Wow. Um, and then number two,

555
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:50,000
S3: once the task force report is ready and reviewed by Hamish, Andy,

556
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,450
S3: a mechanism by which H and A coins are recalled.

557
00:25:54,290 --> 00:25:56,179
S6: Whoa! Whoa.

558
00:25:56,270 --> 00:25:59,090
S3: So a two part proposal here. Establish the task force

559
00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:02,630
S3: that then, I guess, prepares a report. And then the

560
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,149
S3: second part is we then look at what we're going

561
00:26:05,150 --> 00:26:07,729
S3: to do with the report. It's interesting here because royal

562
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:12,080
S3: commissions of course exist in democracies. And I. And the

563
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,800
S3: question for us is how much of a democracy. I mean,

564
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,240
S3: how much power do you give?

565
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,630
S6: We love pretending we're one. Yeah, yeah. Like that's one

566
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:21,410
S6: of our favorite things.

567
00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:23,239
S4: But I think sometimes even with the government don't they

568
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,919
S4: do those kind of reports where they're like, now we

569
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,689
S4: got the report and we'll definitely look at that.

570
00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:29,000
S3: Nothing really. I mean, what happened with the banking one?

571
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,990
S3: I don't I don't I.

572
00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:30,830
S6: Didn't that's right.

573
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:32,960
S3: Pretty sure all the banks are still in business.

574
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,680
S6: Yes.

575
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,230
S3: So we could certainly I mean this is banking. This

576
00:26:36,230 --> 00:26:38,570
S3: is finance based. I mean the general vibe of when

577
00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,939
S3: you do a finance look into the financial, you know,

578
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:44,570
S3: any corruption of a financial level, it's the government's job.

579
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,100
S3: And that would be us in this case to nod

580
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:49,219
S3: solemnly and go, mm. Many, many good points raised.

581
00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:50,330
S6: Yeah.

582
00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:52,880
S3: Yeah, yeah. And then um, just hope the new cycle

583
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,430
S3: washes that one away. But what about, what about.

584
00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,429
S6: This I have is narayane sounds like the kind of

585
00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:02,150
S6: guy that would be playing Michael Keaton's character in spotlight.

586
00:27:02,150 --> 00:27:03,950
S6: If you've seen that film where he doesn't.

587
00:27:03,950 --> 00:27:06,020
S3: I haven't, but I know the kind of character Michael

588
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,340
S3: Keaton's able to play.

589
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,400
S6: I don't think he's gonna stop, is my point. He's

590
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,170
S6: the Erin Brockovich of the coin situation.

591
00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:17,420
S3: Okay, wait, you know what, Andrew? He's actually listening. He

592
00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:22,790
S3: can join. He can join us now. Narayan, tentatively. Good morning.

593
00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:25,160
S8: Ahoy, boys. It's good to be with you.

594
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:26,930
S6: Oh, with you.

595
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:30,530
S3: Now, Narayan. You, sir raised some. I'm not going to

596
00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:34,220
S3: say whether they're valid or invalid, but you certainly raise points.

597
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:38,000
S3: And I'd like to just get the temperature if I could.

598
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,790
S3: First up, of how, um, disgruntled you are with possibly

599
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:45,050
S3: what you're onto here.

600
00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:49,130
S8: Look, I have had the conversation you boys have been having.

601
00:27:49,130 --> 00:27:52,129
S8: And look, if you want this, use controversy to go away.

602
00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:54,859
S8: You could give me a coin and no one will know.

603
00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:58,580
S8: Never know a thing now. And he would and he would.

604
00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,560
S8: He would be the easiest coin that's ever been handed

605
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,179
S8: out on the show. That's the point.

606
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:03,709
S6: It wouldn't be. It wouldn't be.

607
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:06,830
S3: It wouldn't even be the loosest coin. Yes. Okay, well,

608
00:28:06,830 --> 00:28:09,320
S3: now we have it. This is certainly an interesting development

609
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,040
S3: because the head of our anti-corruption task force has specifically

610
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,149
S3: asked for a bribe.

611
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:14,840
S6: As.

612
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,250
S3: His opening statement.

613
00:28:18,410 --> 00:28:22,310
S6: Wonderful. It's. Can we just say.

614
00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:25,190
S3: We're very interested in making this go away? But I

615
00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:27,560
S3: do worry, though, that obviously now more people have heard

616
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,990
S3: this and this this. Now the cat is out of

617
00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:32,119
S3: the bag, Genie's out of the bottle. Someone else is

618
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,800
S3: going to take this up?

619
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,810
S6: Yes. Putting her iron on hold for a second.

620
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,040
S3: Thank you. Ryan. Interesting.

621
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,540
S4: I want him to hear it all.

622
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:41,540
S6: No, don't want him to hear. Okay, so I think

623
00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:42,740
S6: we take the bribe.

624
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,620
S3: No. He's asking. You mean give the bribe?

625
00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:47,090
S6: Yeah. So I think we.

626
00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:49,550
S3: No, no, Ryan, we'll accept the coin.

627
00:28:51,350 --> 00:28:53,450
S6: No, we take them off. We take the.

628
00:28:53,450 --> 00:28:54,770
S3: Offer to give the bribe.

629
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,030
S6: Yeah, right. Yes, yes.

630
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:58,430
S3: What are you. But what do you say about this?

631
00:28:58,430 --> 00:29:00,890
S3: Just opening an absolute avalanche of people asking for the

632
00:29:00,890 --> 00:29:06,020
S3: same bribe everywhere. Ignored task force. Task force requests coming

633
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,040
S3: in left, right and center.

634
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,750
S4: What do you set up, like? An email filter that

635
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,520
S4: looks for the word task force and put it straight

636
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,000
S4: in the bin.

637
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,890
S6: That is a good solution. That is a good solution.

638
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,250
S3: This is such a fascinating peek into the how you

639
00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:20,870
S3: run a corrupt government.

640
00:29:20,870 --> 00:29:23,120
S6: I don't think we can set up this task force.

641
00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:24,980
S3: You don't want to. You want to set up a.

642
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,080
S3: We don't have to. You can't. We wouldn't be giving

643
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,110
S3: them royal commission powers. We'd be setting up an advisory

644
00:29:30,110 --> 00:29:30,530
S3: task force.

645
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,650
S6: This is classic. I mean, this is going back to

646
00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:37,010
S6: radio days, where it was all self-regulated. Yeah, and you

647
00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:38,990
S6: don't want another body regulating you.

648
00:29:39,020 --> 00:29:39,320
S3: What about.

649
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,570
S6: Okay, so they'd always go, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

650
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,940
S6: We'll make sure Kyle Sandilands doesn't say that. We'll be

651
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,620
S6: fine I got it I got it. And then they go.

652
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,090
S3: Why don't we go yeah, yeah we go back and

653
00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:49,250
S3: we go okay, I think I've got it. You want

654
00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:50,480
S3: to go back to Ryan okay.

655
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,280
S4: Yeah okay. He can hear us now? Yeah.

656
00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:53,660
S3: Now. Ryan.

657
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:55,070
S8: Yes.

658
00:29:55,430 --> 00:29:56,360
S6: Obviously.

659
00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:01,489
S3: Um, we're deeply concerned, um, by the issues you bring up,

660
00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:07,100
S3: because here at, uh, Hamish and Andy, um, headquarters, we

661
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:12,230
S3: strive to run a transparent and authentic and a consistent

662
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:15,650
S3: coin giving operation. The last thing we want is for

663
00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:18,350
S3: Jack to be dragged through legal mud. Because there's been

664
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:22,820
S3: a problem with the coin system. So we really take

665
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:26,000
S3: this seriously. And because you're the first person to raise

666
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,940
S3: this and raise this concern, we would like to pay

667
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:33,560
S3: you a consultancy fee for the work you've already done. Um,

668
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,330
S3: of one Hamish and Andy Coin.

669
00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:37,010
S6: And the continued work.

670
00:30:37,010 --> 00:30:39,380
S3: And the continued work you've done since you're the first

671
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,000
S3: person to do this work. Now, if someone else did

672
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,560
S3: this work, they're just copying off you and they don't

673
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,570
S3: get a coin. But since you're the first person to

674
00:30:44,570 --> 00:30:46,820
S3: do this consultancy's work, we'd like to pay you a

675
00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:52,220
S3: fee of one coin, and we'd like to absolutely take

676
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:57,650
S3: this to conduct a thorough internal review, um, and present

677
00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,110
S3: our findings in a few episodes. How does that sound?

678
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,750
S8: I think that sounds fair. That sounds fair.

679
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,350
S6: Great. We will give you that payment in a paper

680
00:31:06,350 --> 00:31:10,340
S6: bag in a car park. Um, it will.

681
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:14,150
S3: Have the unique coin number scratched off. That's that's just

682
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,180
S3: that's just because of a shipping issue. Nothing to see.

683
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,170
S3: There it is. Totally above board payment sounding good in Orion.

684
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,400
S8: That sounds excellent.

685
00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:26,270
S3: Great pleasure doing business with you. We'll get straight onto

686
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:28,790
S3: forming the taskforce. I'll chair it. Andy. Great.

687
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:37,720
S6: It has been but a few weeks since I was

688
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,840
S6: chastised by the two of you, the beard boys, again

689
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,680
S6: aligning against me.

690
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,030
S3: I don't know what this is about, but I stand

691
00:31:43,030 --> 00:31:48,190
S3: by whatever we did. We're both just as you again.

692
00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,560
S3: If you won't. If you open your mouth, I.

693
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,600
S6: Think you're crazy was uttered at me. Um. This wild.

694
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,840
S4: Oh, I bet I know. Is it. Is it the toothpaste?

695
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,420
S4: Tiny amount of toothpaste? It's. I think about it every

696
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,100
S4: time I clean my teeth. I think about you.

697
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,690
S3: Do you know what I do? I put the I

698
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,700
S3: put the toothpaste on at night, and I go. I

699
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,670
S3: look at myself in the mirror and I go, you're living, boy. Yeah.

700
00:32:09,670 --> 00:32:10,900
S4: And I and I.

701
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:13,180
S3: Go, keep it up, wild man. Keep it up, Blake.

702
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:16,780
S3: Because you know what? Right now, Andy's in his bathroom. Well,

703
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:19,180
S3: probably many hours after me. But that, thus is the

704
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:22,120
S3: joys of no children. Yes, and he's in his bathroom.

705
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:25,570
S3: He's got one human hair out as a stencil to

706
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:29,020
S3: make sure. To make sure the toothpaste doesn't. Doesn't rise

707
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:32,620
S3: above the one micron thickness across the top of the bristles.

708
00:32:32,620 --> 00:32:36,040
S3: And look at you, mate. Squirt it on, slather it around.

709
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:40,150
S3: Enjoy yourself. You're 41. You'll be dead soon. You don't

710
00:32:40,150 --> 00:32:41,920
S3: regret the toothpaste usage.

711
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,280
S6: I felt like it was the right amount. A lot

712
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,740
S6: of people have come out of the woodwork saying, you're right.

713
00:32:47,740 --> 00:32:50,260
S6: Andy and I got a lot of messages of support.

714
00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:52,270
S6: A lot of emails came in. I thought, what better

715
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:54,490
S6: way to do it is to get them to record

716
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:58,600
S6: what they wrote. Exactly. And so you could hear some

717
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,390
S6: of the things that are being said with regards to

718
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:02,350
S6: toothpaste gate.

719
00:33:02,350 --> 00:33:04,510
S3: Prepare to hear some fun people check.

720
00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:12,100
S9: Mate, I use even less than yours anymore and my

721
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,530
S9: mouth would be overflowing with suds.

722
00:33:14,530 --> 00:33:17,170
S10: I do the same as you Andy. I have a

723
00:33:17,170 --> 00:33:22,390
S10: very extreme dental hygiene routine, but you only need to

724
00:33:22,390 --> 00:33:24,010
S10: use a little bit of toothpaste.

725
00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:27,670
S11: Dentist here. The recommended amount of toothpaste is the size

726
00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:30,820
S11: of a green pea, so Hamish and Jack are using

727
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:34,360
S11: way too much. You're closer to the right amount. Andy.

728
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:39,220
S9: As a fellow dentist, I 100% agree. Very common man

729
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:42,940
S9: to be conservative with the toothpaste. Make those dollars stretch.

730
00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,460
S12: So my partner actually thought you were crazy at first,

731
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,220
S12: but then he tried it and now he's converted. Like

732
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:49,690
S12: way less clean up required.

733
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,520
S4: You are 100% correct.

734
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,290
S9: And no one will convince me otherwise.

735
00:33:53,290 --> 00:33:55,570
S1: You are spot on and it is more than enough

736
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,090
S1: to clean your teeth. Only reason it is more in

737
00:33:58,090 --> 00:34:00,040
S1: the ads is because they want you to use it

738
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:04,180
S1: quicker and buy more toothpaste. Same with shampoo and washing detergent. Hey,

739
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:04,870
S1: you know what else?

740
00:34:04,870 --> 00:34:08,260
S13: Electric toothbrush heads are so small. I think that also

741
00:34:08,260 --> 00:34:10,330
S13: says a lot about the amount that you should use.

742
00:34:10,330 --> 00:34:10,690
S6: I'm a.

743
00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:11,620
S4: Dentist and.

744
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:12,310
S6: Hamish and Jack's.

745
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:15,100
S4: Amount is actually a really dangerous amount of toothpaste.

746
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,360
S9: Too much of that.

747
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,880
S4: Can build up a toxin called methyl leonide.

748
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,109
S9: Which could potentially.

749
00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:21,279
S4: Make your teeth like chalk.

750
00:34:21,610 --> 00:34:24,790
S6: I think Andy's using the perfect amount of toothpaste, and

751
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:26,799
S6: I should also point out that he hasn't lost touch

752
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,930
S6: with the common man, and he certainly doesn't have an

753
00:34:28,930 --> 00:34:33,040
S6: IP if in my opinion, not an SP, but just

754
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:40,270
S6: an RP regular P regretful p. Okay, besides the last one, why.

755
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:42,100
S3: Do I feel like you know, it was like we're

756
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:44,110
S3: at a at a at a Donald Trump rally?

757
00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:49,060
S6: Yeah. Besides the last one, all actual words written into

758
00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:51,879
S6: this show or to me. Are you worried about that

759
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,399
S6: dentist saying that you got that dangerous? Toxic? That might

760
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,240
S6: be from.

761
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,740
S3: Too much toothpaste? I mean, get your act together. Dentistry. When?

762
00:34:59,739 --> 00:35:02,410
S3: As if. Who's ever heard of that, Jack? I mean,

763
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:05,770
S3: your dentists have been too busy tickling your feet or

764
00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:10,120
S3: gently blowing on your earlobes to worry about your actual mouth.

765
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,890
S6: Did you ask your dentist, Jack? And did he say,

766
00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:12,730
S6: what's toothpaste?

767
00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:16,900
S4: He. He knows about dental hygiene. He what?

768
00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:23,290
S6: Are. What is it? What is your.

769
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:24,370
S3: Holistic. So you.

770
00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:27,670
S4: He was very. He was very big on flossing. He didn't.

771
00:35:27,670 --> 00:35:30,279
S4: He didn't care too much about, uh, how much toothpaste

772
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,810
S4: you use. But I will next time I'm there. I'm

773
00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:33,009
S4: definitely gonna ask. Yeah.

774
00:35:33,010 --> 00:35:35,860
S3: Just chew up a mouthful of crystals or something.

775
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,620
S4: You know, I've had. I don't want to sound like

776
00:35:38,620 --> 00:35:40,180
S4: Andy here, but I've had a lot of people also

777
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,580
S4: write to me and ask for the details of the

778
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:43,570
S4: holistic dentist.

779
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:46,090
S6: Guys, let's just turn.

780
00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:46,690
S3: This show.

781
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,080
S6: Into a montage TV show, into fake testimonials.

782
00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:59,410
S3: And a little while ago on the show, uh, we

783
00:35:59,410 --> 00:36:05,170
S3: had a special skill nominated, which was, um, uh, someone

784
00:36:05,170 --> 00:36:06,880
S3: that could feel could tell the type of chocolate bar

785
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,629
S3: just purely by feeling it through the wrapper. Um, and

786
00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,640
S3: you sort of put your hand up and went, yeah,

787
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,219
S3: but I think I could do that. And I gave

788
00:36:15,219 --> 00:36:19,660
S3: you a fair and honest trial, and you couldn't quite

789
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:23,560
S3: do it. You got very close. Um, but to be fair,

790
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,700
S3: through a few logistical issues, I don't I didn't get

791
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,190
S3: some of the A-list chocolate bars I was after. No, no,

792
00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:33,100
S3: I got some more lesser known actors. Yes.

793
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,060
S6: Support bands.

794
00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:36,760
S3: Peppermint crisp. Yeah. Chiquita chick.

795
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,570
S6: Chiquita I hadn't seen for 20 years. They're still gigging.

796
00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:44,529
S3: So jury's out on whether that was fair or not.

797
00:36:44,530 --> 00:36:47,049
S3: But look, another special skill came in this week, and

798
00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:50,020
S3: I looked at it and went, okay, in the similar vein,

799
00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:51,910
S3: this isn't you putting your hand up because you don't

800
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:55,810
S3: know what this is yet, but I actually. Do. I

801
00:36:55,810 --> 00:36:57,940
S3: looked at this and I went, I think, again, I

802
00:36:57,940 --> 00:37:00,310
S3: think this is one that a normal human could do. Right.

803
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:03,820
S3: And I nominate Andy as our resident normal human. Yeah.

804
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:08,710
S3: Comes in from Joanna and she starts off by saying, hey,

805
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:13,390
S3: I'm a Libra. Okay. So immediately you're like, I know

806
00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:15,460
S3: that's got your attention. And it because if there's one

807
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:19,420
S3: guy I know that likes star signs, sorry. And she says,

808
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:22,420
S3: I've got the uncanny ability and very special skill of

809
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:25,120
S3: being a human scale. This is where you need to

810
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,739
S3: know that the sign for the Libra is the I

811
00:37:26,739 --> 00:37:29,080
S3: think it's oh, justice a justice.

812
00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:29,830
S6: Yeah, she's.

813
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:32,650
S3: Got the scales and the sword. Does she have a sword?

814
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,480
S3: I don't know, maybe that's. Is that Statue of Liberty?

815
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,460
S6: No, no, she doesn't have a sword. Apparently they're shaking

816
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,980
S6: their heads out of here furiously. No, whatever.

817
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:42,460
S3: Anyway, Libra is a scale. Yeah. Um, so she says

818
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,979
S3: I'm a human scale. So immediately I go, okay, this

819
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,140
S3: is good. Because, remember, one of the very first special

820
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,200
S3: skills was, um, just deli meat by feel. Yes. And

821
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,110
S3: I was like, that's. We loved that one. Yeah. She said,

822
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:55,390
S3: but this is this is what Joanna means. If you

823
00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:57,550
S3: put two things in each of my hands, I can

824
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:59,830
S3: act as a scale and tell you which is heavier

825
00:37:59,830 --> 00:38:02,980
S3: by feel. So she's one of those scales that just tips? Yeah,

826
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:05,620
S3: she's a yoldi scale, which I'd actually never thought of before,

827
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:07,960
S3: but I guess that is the point of those scales

828
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,049
S3: to go which is heavier. Or do you put 500g

829
00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:12,400
S3: on one side and you just fill it up till

830
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,210
S3: it's level? That's what you.

831
00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:14,380
S6: Used to do. Yeah. Gotcha.

832
00:38:14,530 --> 00:38:15,640
S3: That makes my grandparents.

833
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,560
S6: Had one which I loved playing with. But you put

834
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,110
S6: different size weights on one side and then pour your

835
00:38:20,110 --> 00:38:22,930
S6: rice on the other. We had hours of fun.

836
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,240
S3: How cool. And these days kids have to put up

837
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,990
S3: with switch. Um, so she's like, if something's 3.2 kilos

838
00:38:31,989 --> 00:38:35,350
S3: and something's three, I can detect the heavier. Mm. I'm

839
00:38:35,350 --> 00:38:37,030
S3: just a human scale, she repeats.

840
00:38:37,210 --> 00:38:38,020
S6: Can we all do that?

841
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,100
S4: I thought so.

842
00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:41,440
S3: I wondered if this is actually just more of a

843
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:46,390
S3: human trait. Yes. Um. So she's gone. Look, my husband

844
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:48,339
S3: thinks I'm an idiot for my special skill, but I

845
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:50,080
S3: know it's the best in the world.

846
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:50,800
S6: What's not?

847
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:54,730
S3: And again, I was just like, I think I'm not

848
00:38:54,730 --> 00:38:58,870
S3: taking away any instances where she correctly called it. And

849
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:02,020
S3: there was and someone was impressed nearby, but I don't

850
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,669
S3: know if it would qualify as a special skill. We

851
00:39:03,670 --> 00:39:07,180
S3: could be wrong. So to run the test, Ando, bring

852
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:08,680
S3: in the bags I have.

853
00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:13,090
S4: What were the, uh, sizes? She used the dimensions 3

854
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:13,930
S4: to 3.2.

855
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,990
S3: I've gone actually a little bit harsher for Ando here.

856
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:17,620
S3: If she was.

857
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:19,870
S4: Doing like grams, then you go. Yeah, great. You got

858
00:39:19,870 --> 00:39:21,339
S4: something that was three grams more, but.

859
00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:22,359
S6: But 200g.

860
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,830
S4: More. That feels considerable.

861
00:39:23,830 --> 00:39:27,490
S3: Significant 200 is a significant. Yes. Again, to not to.

862
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,650
S3: I want us to not just always bring everything back

863
00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:33,069
S3: to chocolate bars, but that's for Snickers. Like you could

864
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,979
S3: you could tell. So. All right Ando, you've now you've

865
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,570
S3: got grapes, you've got rice.

866
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,640
S6: Grapes and you've got ham.

867
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,090
S3: Yep. Okay. Make sure you pick it up in the

868
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:46,480
S3: correct order. Yes. Um, but with your left and right hand,

869
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,000
S3: please pick up the grapes now and tell me what

870
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,050
S3: you feel.

871
00:39:50,739 --> 00:39:53,169
S4: And he's picking up grapes. Two bags of grape. One

872
00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:56,830
S4: in his left, one in his right. He's actually making

873
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,780
S4: like he's pretending he's a scale.

874
00:39:58,780 --> 00:40:00,879
S6: Actually, I'm gonna put them on top of my hand

875
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,850
S6: rather than having them. Yeah, that will kind of.

876
00:40:04,060 --> 00:40:06,280
S3: That's actually a pretty smart idea, isn't it? Because the

877
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,509
S3: hands are more sensitive.

878
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,210
S6: I think the left is is heavier.

879
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:18,460
S3: Left is 300g. The right is 330.

880
00:40:18,489 --> 00:40:20,109
S4: Oh, wow.

881
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,379
S6: It. I found it very tough.

882
00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:25,510
S3: But okay.

883
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,580
S6: If she could do it within I mean 30g in

884
00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:27,790
S6: a lot.

885
00:40:27,790 --> 00:40:34,060
S3: That was 30g. That was, that was. That's 10%. 10% variance. Yes. Okay.

886
00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:38,020
S3: Do the ham for me now. Okay. Ham left and right.

887
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:41,770
S4: Ham getting the ham is in the bag and Andy

888
00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:45,910
S4: is pretending he's a scale. Thank you. Jack.

889
00:40:46,090 --> 00:40:47,620
S3: Jack, a lot of people like you.

890
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:48,160
S6: Think.

891
00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:52,060
S3: Like, what's Jack's superpower? You just saw it, like, again.

892
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:54,190
S3: Just detected the pause, jumped in.

893
00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:59,410
S6: Do you think that, um, tennis players couldn't do this

894
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,180
S6: because they have.

895
00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:03,730
S3: Overdeveloped biceps.

896
00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:05,410
S6: And one arm like you? Can they.

897
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,560
S3: But do they have I mean, they have incredible senses,

898
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,060
S3: you would think in their hands, like, even just to

899
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,940
S3: feel the and sometimes the slightest change of the racket.

900
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,620
S4: Would you say when they grab a tennis ball and

901
00:41:14,620 --> 00:41:16,660
S4: they sort of like almost they do do it up

902
00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:18,370
S4: in their hand like, no, not that one. They get

903
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:18,940
S4: a new one.

904
00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:20,590
S3: Yeah, they actually do do it. That's what I thought

905
00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:20,979
S3: you were getting.

906
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,860
S6: Based that I think it's a squeeze for pressure maybe.

907
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:25,510
S3: I always thought it was just chemistry tests. Like the

908
00:41:25,510 --> 00:41:26,320
S3: first date. Yeah.

909
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:27,400
S4: Like, were you vibing it?

910
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,870
S3: Yeah, I'm vibing this ball.

911
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:33,670
S6: Okay, back to the ham. This seems again really close.

912
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:38,350
S6: I mean, I can't do anything with I can't tell

913
00:41:38,350 --> 00:41:42,530
S6: you with confidence here. So it's. I feel like it's

914
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:43,550
S6: exactly the same.

915
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:50,710
S3: Left 110g, right 100g. So again a 1010 or it's

916
00:41:50,710 --> 00:41:53,680
S3: ten grams. That was 10% variance I was going for.

917
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,989
S3: I mean, that'd be too easy if I was doing big,

918
00:41:55,989 --> 00:41:57,549
S3: big numbers. Okay. But she.

919
00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:58,960
S4: Said what did she say three.

920
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,930
S3: Three and 3.2 I actually made Andy's a bit harder

921
00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:06,160
S3: because I just thought that sounded too easy. Well yeah. Okay. Yeah. Rice.

922
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,860
S4: And he's got two big plastic bags of rice. Thank you.

923
00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:20,879
S6: Jaco the rice. It feels definitely heavier in my right hand.

924
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:26,580
S3: That is 50g heavier, 1000g place 1050.

925
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,270
S4: Well done Andy.

926
00:42:27,270 --> 00:42:29,790
S6: Maybe the that one, that one. I felt like I

927
00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:30,540
S6: could tell maybe.

928
00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:32,280
S3: Is it something to do with the shape of. Because

929
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,050
S3: like rice sits the easiest?

930
00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:35,969
S6: Well, it's also the biggest difference.

931
00:42:35,969 --> 00:42:38,700
S4: And they're so light. They other ones are so light.

932
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,190
S3: So okay so once it got to 50g you could

933
00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:42,180
S3: feel it. It felt.

934
00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:43,440
S6: Yeah. Well that's what you would think.

935
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,739
S3: You would think 200g is fillable. I should have actually

936
00:42:46,739 --> 00:42:47,430
S3: got you hers.

937
00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:50,339
S4: But yeah. Yeah that would have made. That would have

938
00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:51,060
S4: made sense.

939
00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:51,660
S14: Well Jack.

940
00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:57,420
S3: Jack, I gambled, okay? I gambled because I thought it

941
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:00,270
S3: would be cool. Okay. Actually, Carl's I assume we've got

942
00:43:00,270 --> 00:43:01,530
S3: scales here. Do we have scales here? We've got.

943
00:43:01,530 --> 00:43:03,930
S6: Scales here. Yeah, yeah. We got. Yeah.

944
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,330
S3: All right, go take the rice outside and make it

945
00:43:06,330 --> 00:43:08,460
S3: so it's a 200 gram difference. Oh, yeah.

946
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,030
S6: Okay.

947
00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:09,810
S3: Do you know what I mean? Like it.

948
00:43:09,810 --> 00:43:10,710
S6: Doesn't, but we.

949
00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:11,910
S4: Know you can do rice already.

950
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:14,460
S3: Yeah I know, but Jack. Well I'm the one saying

951
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:17,700
S3: I think he's done better because he's detected 50g difference.

952
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:19,410
S6: In the meantime, while we just give her a bit

953
00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:23,160
S6: of time to do the rice. Um, during the week,

954
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:27,570
S6: two people said to me, g'day, Hamish. Right. I'm thinking

955
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:31,379
S6: that I was Hamish. Yeah. And there was and it

956
00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:33,450
S6: was in two very different situations.

957
00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:35,489
S4: Okay. Does that happen often happens.

958
00:43:35,489 --> 00:43:36,180
S6: Bit one.

959
00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:37,320
S3: Yeah, I get it. I get Andy's.

960
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,830
S6: One was at the, um, uh, airport, uh, one of

961
00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:42,960
S6: the security guards. Oh, great to see you, Hamish. I

962
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,440
S6: was like, yeah, well, I'll take it. Like, do a.

963
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:49,170
S4: Great time to do a crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

964
00:43:49,170 --> 00:43:50,760
S3: What was it, a strip club where Andy was going

965
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,219
S3: around saying, I'm. How are you going? Hamish? Hamish Blake,

966
00:43:53,219 --> 00:43:54,060
S3: good to meet you.

967
00:43:54,690 --> 00:43:59,670
S6: It made me think. That the Andes sightings that you've

968
00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:02,279
S6: been having people write in about.

969
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,240
S4: Could be mistakes.

970
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,940
S6: Might be about. Could be about Hamish.

971
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,790
S3: You think so? But then you hear the behaviour and

972
00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:12,299
S3: Jack and I immediately go, That's Andy.

973
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:14,820
S4: Like, what about the person smoking a cigarette at the, uh,

974
00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:15,779
S4: at the tobacco.

975
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:20,610
S3: Pushing, rushing into the smoke Mark? I've never been single

976
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:25,080
S3: in my life. Well, that's why your nicknames Weaver. Brando.

977
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,670
S3: That's why everyone's calling you the weaver.

978
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,170
S6: Sigourney Weaver.

979
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,230
S14: I hope that name catches on if people call you

980
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:45,930
S14: the weaver. We got the weasel and the weaver. Anyway,

981
00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:50,280
S14: the rice is coming back in. It was a good

982
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,330
S14: little interlude.

983
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,790
S6: And we'll get back to the game.

984
00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:55,770
S14: Oh, I forgot about that. Nice.

985
00:44:56,219 --> 00:44:57,960
S6: A nice little moment of levity.

986
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,370
S14: Before we get that.

987
00:44:59,850 --> 00:45:01,230
S3: Fun to have a laugh in the commentary.

988
00:45:01,230 --> 00:45:01,560
S14: Box.

989
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,339
S3: Okay, end of the game. Here we go. There is

990
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:08,640
S3: now a 200 gram deficiency or differential.

991
00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:10,529
S6: Oh, yeah.

992
00:45:10,530 --> 00:45:13,050
S14: Yeah, yeah.

993
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,250
S3: Easy.

994
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,859
S6: Yeah, yeah. That's left left hand side. Yeah. She's just

995
00:45:17,010 --> 00:45:18,060
S6: thumbs up. No worries.

996
00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:22,680
S3: Leave it to Weaver. She'll get it. I don't think

997
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,410
S3: it's impressive enough. Is it, Ender. Well done. You got 50.

998
00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:28,560
S6: It's not impressive enough to be a special skill. But

999
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,630
S6: we did have some fun.

1000
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:38,540
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1001
00:45:38,540 --> 00:45:42,440
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