1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,700 S1: Bonus. Bonus episode. The big. 2 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:04,930 S2: Bonus episode. 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:09,520 S3: Bonus means extra Matt and Alex bonus episode. 4 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:13,150 S4: Oh! Get I, you sicko. 5 00:00:14,290 --> 00:00:17,529 S5: Yeah you love and welcome to another Matt and Alex 6 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:22,750 S5: bonus episode. Are these pop up very infrequently? Um, when 7 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:26,350 S5: something a little bit, a little bit too gross for 8 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,389 S5: our normal podcast pops up and we don't want to 9 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:33,430 S5: hit the, uh, the normal, respectable human beings, um, with 10 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:35,589 S5: the disgusting content. And so we leave it with a 11 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:38,379 S5: warning for people like you. 12 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:41,530 S4: Well, look, and I should say that that when it 13 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:45,040 S4: comes to the medical realm, I mean, I it is 14 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,640 S4: a really personal thing that I get a little bit. Yeah. Uh, 15 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,900 S4: eked out about it, you know what I mean? Like, 16 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:52,990 S4: you know, the meme. I'm sure if you showed that 17 00:00:52,990 --> 00:00:57,310 S4: meme to a dentist, the infamous meme that we're talking about, 18 00:00:57,310 --> 00:01:00,640 S4: they would be like, well, that's my that's that's Tuesday. 19 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,290 S4: Do you know what I mean? They just wouldn't care 20 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:03,940 S4: at all. And it's like. 21 00:01:03,940 --> 00:01:05,830 S5: So it's like, but I feel that was worse than 22 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:07,600 S5: what you're about to see. But what you are about 23 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:12,250 S5: to hear is a pretty incredible story. Um, we'll let 24 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:15,819 S5: our past selves introduce it for you, but, um, it 25 00:01:15,819 --> 00:01:18,430 S5: was it was pretty good. It was pretty great. I 26 00:01:18,430 --> 00:01:20,380 S5: wasn't I wasn't too bad with it. I thought it was, uh, 27 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:25,390 S5: quite incredible. Matt, you, uh, been thinking about it ever since, and, uh. Yeah. 28 00:01:25,390 --> 00:01:27,910 S5: Just give it that real shiver up your spine. So 29 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:31,990 S5: here it is, presented for you with full disclosure that 30 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:39,070 S5: some listeners may get the squirms. Now, Matt, it was 31 00:01:39,069 --> 00:01:42,700 S5: a few weeks ago now. I introduced you to my 32 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:45,730 S5: pride and joy, my son. I mean, you tell us 33 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,120 S5: about your 15 month old quite a bit on the show. Um, 34 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,270 S5: I only get to mention my pride and joy. Uh, 35 00:01:52,270 --> 00:01:55,000 S5: a little early. A little bit. Um, it's the extremely 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,490 S5: long eyebrow hair that I have that have been cultivating 37 00:01:57,490 --> 00:01:59,860 S5: for a little while, at least three times longer than 38 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:03,940 S5: my other hairs, uh, twirling through the brow like a 39 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:08,170 S5: like a young, majestic, um, Ryan Reynolds, I actually think 40 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,890 S5: it looks like you, but it's been really good. I 41 00:02:11,889 --> 00:02:12,430 S5: call him Ryan. 42 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:13,480 S4: Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. 43 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:18,100 S5: Right, right. Um, so it's right. Right above my eye. 44 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,170 S4: Um, so. No, no. 45 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:24,850 S5: So the, uh, love him going. Just going strong. But 46 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:26,950 S5: I thought the talkback was over. When have you found 47 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:29,260 S5: a random long hair? Because we've got had people in touch. 48 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:32,139 S5: There was, um, you know, some random, you know, nipple 49 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:35,500 S5: hairs that were in the mix. Um, and a hair. 50 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,510 S4: I remember all over the place. I saw one on Instagram. 51 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:39,400 S4: Someone sent me a very long ear hair not coming 52 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,780 S4: out of a mole or anything, just from the sort 53 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:45,190 S4: of top, the top part of the ear. And look, um, I, 54 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,990 S4: I thought it was over too, but that's the beauty 55 00:02:46,990 --> 00:02:50,140 S4: of all day breakfast. Uh, we we can come out 56 00:02:50,139 --> 00:02:52,330 S4: of hibernation, talk back, and come out of hibernation at 57 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:55,120 S4: any moment. And it's really up to you to get 58 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,300 S4: in touch with us. So if you're listening in the future. Right. Um, 59 00:02:58,300 --> 00:03:00,490 S4: and it doesn't matter if it's, you know, four years 60 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:03,220 S4: from now and you think, oh, I can relate to that. 61 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,670 S4: Hit us up at Matt Dunham. Alex on Instagram. If 62 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:09,489 S4: Instagram still around for years, and it hasn't been banned 63 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,520 S4: by the government for leaking to the Chinese. 64 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:16,750 S5: But well, well, you can head to our discord if 65 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:19,810 S5: that's still a thing as well. And uh, you see 66 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:21,670 S5: all our past talkbacks have a read of of a 67 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,830 S5: few of them, add your own. Love it. And we've 68 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:26,980 S5: actually got Ellie from Canberra who's got in touch with us. Gidday. Ellie. 69 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,450 S6: Yeah. Hey, how are you doing? 70 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,510 S4: Great. Thanks, Ellie. Now, you, uh, you connected with our 71 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:35,410 S4: long hair talk back. So, uh, so what what sparked 72 00:03:35,410 --> 00:03:36,820 S4: a memory for you? 73 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:39,400 S6: Yeah. So I was a bit late to the podcast. 74 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,370 S6: I'm still catching up, and, um. Yeah, I just. I 75 00:03:42,370 --> 00:03:46,840 S6: don't have any cool long hair stories for myself, unfortunately. Um, 76 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,460 S6: but I do have a story from back in the 77 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:52,450 S6: days before we had this sort of progressive, um, long hair, 78 00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:56,170 S6: body confident stuff. So, um, so, so I had a 79 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:58,930 S6: friend back in the university days as my sister's friend, 80 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,660 S6: so about ten years ago, and, um, she is having 81 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,600 S6: a shower. And when she got out of the shower, um, 82 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,610 S6: she was doing a bit of, you know, check over 83 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:09,430 S6: and doing a bit of grooming and that sort of thing. And, uh, 84 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:12,190 S6: she found a quite a thin hair, but, um, poking 85 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:15,880 S6: out of her nipple. And so, you know, um, a 86 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,940 S6: bit embarrassed by it. So she decides to pluck it out. 87 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,910 S6: So she gets the tweezers and she she yanks on 88 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:24,430 S6: that one pretty hard. And, um, next thing she knows, 89 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,550 S6: she's passed out on the bathroom floor and her mum's 90 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:31,450 S6: calling the ambulance. Um, yeah. And, uh, yeah, it turns 91 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:33,460 S6: out that it wasn't a hair. It was a nerve 92 00:04:33,460 --> 00:04:39,339 S6: ending sticking out of her nipple. And so. Yeah. Oh, what? Yeah. 93 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,300 S6: How young? Tried on that one. And the pain being 94 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:48,039 S6: so excruciating. She's just passed out. No. Yeah. 95 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:52,900 S5: Since when did nerve endings come out of the skin? 96 00:04:52,900 --> 00:04:53,830 S4: Does that happen? 97 00:04:53,830 --> 00:04:56,710 S6: Yeah. Well, you know, there's always the exception to the rule. 98 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,870 S6: And I think just back in those days, you know, 99 00:04:58,870 --> 00:05:01,130 S6: you didn't want. You got happy about hairs coming out 100 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:03,230 S6: of your nipples? So, um. 101 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,099 S5: Even a small one. Oh my goodness. Well, I mean, 102 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:10,250 S5: the nipple is an erogenous zone, so it makes sense, 103 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:11,900 S5: but that's where the nerve endings would be. 104 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,779 S4: You have extremely sensitive nipples. It means, you know, the 105 00:05:14,779 --> 00:05:18,260 S4: nerve endings are quite, you know, close to the. And 106 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:21,229 S4: if there's been grazing or something, maybe there that it 107 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,000 S4: could happen, I think, I don't know. 108 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,180 S5: Ah so no no no no. How do you fix 109 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:28,130 S5: a plucked nerve ending. 110 00:05:28,130 --> 00:05:31,010 S6: Well I just and then obviously her mum comes into 111 00:05:31,010 --> 00:05:33,710 S6: the bathroom, finds her naked, sprawled out on the floor, 112 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:37,850 S6: unconscious from. Oh my God, yeah. Oh my. 113 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:38,720 S4: God. 114 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:42,140 S5: Are you okay? Go to the hospital. And they gave 115 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:44,330 S5: the painkiller. How do you fix that? 116 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:46,580 S6: Ah, I think it is just a matter of time. 117 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,560 S6: And you know like I say, maybe some painkillers. And 118 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,170 S6: I think more that they were a bit worried about what? 119 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:53,720 S6: Why she suddenly collapsed. So they come and said, well, 120 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,140 S6: what were you doing right before it happened and and that. Yeah. 121 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,089 S7: Oh, well. 122 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:03,380 S4: And like, everything's, everything's okay with her, right. Like, uh, nothing, 123 00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:05,120 S4: nothing bad has happened since then. 124 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,480 S6: No, no. She's fine. Oh. She's survived. 125 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:12,020 S4: Oh, I'll tell you what, Ellie. That was a roller 126 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:14,120 S4: coaster ride that I did not expect to be taking 127 00:06:14,210 --> 00:06:15,140 S4: this early. 128 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:19,940 S5: Yes, and it is. If anything, it is hard evidence 129 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:24,020 S5: that you should just let your long, random hairs cultivate 130 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:27,740 S5: and grow and be themselves. Treat them nicely. 131 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,210 S4: Maybe get them checked out. 132 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:29,930 S7: As well. 133 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:34,790 S6: Yeah, exactly. It's a good lesson for hair confidence and positivity. 134 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:37,400 S7: Oh, it's a hell of a. 135 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,190 S4: Lesson, Ellie. All right. Thank you very much. See you later. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,770 S6: Bye. That's it. 137 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,890 S8: The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. Got a story 138 00:06:45,890 --> 00:06:47,450 S8: we need to hear. All the links. 139 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,580 UU: Are at Matt and Alchemy. You?