WEBVTT - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 211 0:00:01.850 --> 0:00:04.260 A listener production. 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:13.020 Activate your internet because the mission and the podcast starts 0:00:13.020 --> 0:00:16.020 in three two. 0:00:17.940 --> 0:00:21.389 Sorry. Still buffering. One. 0:00:23.610 --> 0:00:26.040 Ahoy, Timmy Akaka. Hamish. 0:00:26.250 --> 0:00:28.020 Oh, God bless you. Hey. 0:00:29.700 --> 0:00:31.800 Ahoy, Timmy. Second Jack. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:34.440 Ahoy. It's not third, so I'll take it. 0:00:35.700 --> 0:00:37.979 It's not safe. It's not. It's not first, and it's 0:00:37.979 --> 0:00:39.930 not six. We know who might be first. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.390 No, I'm the partner. 0:00:43.290 --> 0:00:44.610 Oh, okay. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.239 Okay. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.909 You guys. So we've got a partner, a second and 0:00:47.909 --> 0:00:52.770 a catcher. What workplace are we in? I thought, which 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:53.970 would never be said. 0:00:53.970 --> 0:00:55.590 You guys would know, but I wouldn't know. 0:00:55.710 --> 0:00:59.340 Right. We'd almost never be said by anyone in a workplace. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:02.340 You never go. Right. So we've got the jib rocker, 0:01:02.370 --> 0:01:05.399 the carpenter and the Sparky. Who are we and what 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.420 workplace we? Uh, I don't. I don't know what that 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:14.070 is like. Is it a business thing? Do you mean actuary? 0:01:14.430 --> 0:01:15.480 No. No. Do you mean. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.890 Acupuncturist? Yes. Are you bad at reading today? 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:23.399 No. No. I hope I pronounce it correctly, but it's the. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:24.330 Oh, is it boxing? 0:01:24.660 --> 0:01:28.500 No, it's. It's something that you guys have both. You've 0:01:28.500 --> 0:01:31.050 gone through it twice. Him required this. You've only required 0:01:31.050 --> 0:01:31.410 it once. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.810 You're right. Okay. Childbirth anaesthetist. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.899 Oh. Is it something in the in the delivery room. 0:01:36.900 --> 0:01:39.990 Well the midwife directly catching the baby is referred to 0:01:39.990 --> 0:01:41.550 as the akasha apparently. 0:01:41.819 --> 0:01:43.110 Yeah, right. We just called out. 0:01:43.110 --> 0:01:48.270 Sharon avoided my Sharon. 0:01:48.570 --> 0:01:50.520 Sorry we couldn't afford a French birth. 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.710 And so I was the partner. As in, like, you know. 0:01:55.590 --> 0:01:56.610 You're the fucking partner. 0:01:56.610 --> 0:01:59.520 And the second you're the second is just in case 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:03.840 there was paternity questions. The second the second is also 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:07.860 welcome in the suite, but they're the less likely father. Well, 0:02:07.860 --> 0:02:09.839 I believe it's the second. I didn't have a second 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:12.750 in mind. Thank God. Did you have a second for yours, Jack? 0:02:12.750 --> 0:02:14.190 No, I was the only one in there, but it 0:02:14.190 --> 0:02:16.500 was Covid time, so maybe they were being strict about this. 0:02:16.500 --> 0:02:18.450 So, guys, you're going to have to pick one because 0:02:18.450 --> 0:02:19.860 we know allowed seconds in the. 0:02:19.860 --> 0:02:23.370 Second midwife that comes in to scribe and gather things 0:02:23.370 --> 0:02:26.760 in case of emergency. But maybe you guys had some 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:27.270 smooth sailing. 0:02:27.270 --> 0:02:30.299 Don't even remember the scribe. Really? So someone take a minute? Yeah, 0:02:31.130 --> 0:02:32.989 I don't think so. I'm sitting there just. 0:02:33.300 --> 0:02:34.200 Typing away. 0:02:34.260 --> 0:02:39.540 Going. Grunt, grunt, grunting, grunting, breathing, swearing, grunting. 0:02:39.540 --> 0:02:39.780 Being. 0:02:39.780 --> 0:02:43.350 Helpful, holding hands. Ouch, ouch, ouch. You're holding my hand 0:02:43.350 --> 0:02:47.460 too tight from the husband. No. You know, these are 0:02:47.460 --> 0:02:49.800 all legitimate names. The problem is they end like when 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.350 you're in the birthing suite. They don't tell us anything. 0:02:52.350 --> 0:02:55.829 The husbands are like we are. We barely outrank the lamp. 0:02:56.370 --> 0:02:59.209 It's just like you. You are useless in there. Yeah. 0:02:59.220 --> 0:03:01.770 I was trying to feed so strong that I'd made it. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.019 What you told me. 0:03:04.290 --> 0:03:06.060 We bought in trail mix because I'm like, Honey, you're 0:03:06.060 --> 0:03:09.630 about to undergo the hardest endurance event of your life. 0:03:09.630 --> 0:03:12.030 I had electrolytes, grog, and I was. I was on 0:03:12.030 --> 0:03:15.600 snacks and mood. I had mood lighting songs and snacks 0:03:15.930 --> 0:03:20.100 as well. Honestly, there's nothing else. You're not part of 0:03:20.100 --> 0:03:22.320 it as far like, you're welcome to be there, but 0:03:22.830 --> 0:03:25.620 you have no medical importance. So they would then they 0:03:25.620 --> 0:03:28.080 wouldn't even go, Oh, hi, I'm the Akaka. This is 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:30.690 the second that's wasted time talking to the dad. Just 0:03:30.690 --> 0:03:33.780 wasted time. Yes. When you're in the process of bringing 0:03:33.780 --> 0:03:37.619 a baby out. So we definitely met him. Yeah, but 0:03:37.810 --> 0:03:40.170 we weren't. We weren't deemed relevant enough to give them 0:03:40.170 --> 0:03:41.190 to get their titles. 0:03:41.190 --> 0:03:45.600 Understood. Hoi also to Tom from Cambridge over in the UK. 0:03:45.630 --> 0:03:46.170 Tell me, boy. 0:03:46.770 --> 0:03:50.430 Ahoy, boys. Happy birthday, Andy. This is Tom from Cambridge, 0:03:50.430 --> 0:03:54.030 a strong ambassador, having managed to get a few overseas 0:03:54.030 --> 0:03:56.640 listeners over here for you, one of whom I'd be 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.760 remiss not to shout out poker chips. Mitch, I bet 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:02.310 you thought you'd never hear me on here. Power move 0:04:02.310 --> 0:04:06.720 achieved anyway. Outrageous that you guys ask us VIPs to 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:10.080 essentially leave you a voice note for every episode and 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.990 then sting us with that song about how we're all twats. 0:04:12.990 --> 0:04:16.680 But don't worry, not upset, just disappointed. Have a great 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.479 show lads. Catches. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.700 He does make a point. 0:04:20.850 --> 0:04:21.630 Good point. 0:04:21.630 --> 0:04:23.820 Few weeks ago we did say that we didn't want 0:04:23.820 --> 0:04:26.430 voice notes and it is something that we've asked everyone 0:04:26.430 --> 0:04:29.580 to do in any easy to use upload system. 0:04:29.580 --> 0:04:32.310 Tommy's come on there and burned us a beauty and 0:04:32.310 --> 0:04:35.359 managed to get a jab into Pokey chips. Mitch Really? 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.490 He's walking away with a kill count of four from four. 0:04:39.630 --> 0:04:43.410 Very, very good take from Tom. Hey, I wanted to 0:04:43.410 --> 0:04:46.159 kick off today. With an experiment. 0:04:46.790 --> 0:04:48.500 That we're all about science on this show. 0:04:49.430 --> 0:04:52.610 I'm about to give you guys something you'll have. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:55.839 You've given me a sealed up tote bag. 0:04:55.850 --> 0:04:59.090 Two things you'll get. I'll do it now. Jack, I'm 0:04:59.089 --> 0:04:59.870 passing you. 0:04:59.870 --> 0:05:00.780 I'm getting some time. 0:05:00.890 --> 0:05:05.089 Passing you toothpaste and toothbrush. Okay. Thank you, guys. I've. 0:05:05.890 --> 0:05:09.250 Being accused by Beck for not putting the right amount 0:05:09.250 --> 0:05:10.440 of toothpaste on or to. 0:05:10.450 --> 0:05:12.849 Great question because you never get to see what anyone else. 0:05:13.029 --> 0:05:14.680 This would hurt Andy because he would have thought he 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:17.260 had the perfect system. I wouldn't be surprised if Andy 0:05:17.260 --> 0:05:20.260 gets the curl every time. You know, the the one that. 0:05:20.580 --> 0:05:20.710 They. 0:05:21.010 --> 0:05:24.219 Had, which I've never successfully achieved. But I would be 0:05:24.220 --> 0:05:26.250 surprised if you I wouldn't be surprised if you got it. 0:05:26.260 --> 0:05:28.840 So what I wanted for us all to do now. 0:05:28.990 --> 0:05:30.039 We get these toothbrushes. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:30.310 Yes. 0:05:30.550 --> 0:05:31.350 Free toothbrush. Yeah. 0:05:31.390 --> 0:05:33.760 Yeah. I always need a changeover to happy about that. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.510 Don't you wait until your dentist finds out about this. 0:05:37.510 --> 0:05:39.570 He's probably doing a science for you right now. 0:05:39.570 --> 0:05:42.490 Now, what happens when I. When my toothbrush goes too 0:05:42.490 --> 0:05:44.380 long and I'm like, I've got to. I've got to 0:05:44.380 --> 0:05:46.570 change that. But I always forget. Now I go, All right, 0:05:46.570 --> 0:05:48.489 I'm throwing it out, which will force me to go 0:05:48.490 --> 0:05:50.289 to the shops and get a new one. But sometimes. 0:05:50.290 --> 0:05:51.039 Five nights of no. 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.520 Brushing, sometimes I'll get to the nighttime. I'll go walk. 0:05:53.670 --> 0:05:56.060 I'm not going to go to the shops now. It's dark. Hey, Jacob. 0:05:56.130 --> 0:06:02.260 I've got a treat for you. Change your toothbrush. Bead. Toothbrush. 0:06:02.990 --> 0:06:03.320 Me. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.650 Brush, mead, brush. 0:06:04.670 --> 0:06:07.039 All right. Start with the old one. And then halfway 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:10.190 through to a pit stop on new tires, right? Yeah. Okay. Oh, 0:06:10.190 --> 0:06:10.760 the pace. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.729 And the feet. Like you get the direct comparison. It's. 0:06:13.730 --> 0:06:15.020 It's a it's a real. It's a. 0:06:15.020 --> 0:06:17.539 Great point. It's a great way to feel grateful and 0:06:17.540 --> 0:06:19.039 appreciate the new brush. 0:06:19.070 --> 0:06:20.210 So you turn it into a treat. 0:06:20.210 --> 0:06:23.630 Yep. Cos I'd like you all to put what you 0:06:23.630 --> 0:06:26.870 would the amount of toothpaste you'd normally put on and 0:06:26.870 --> 0:06:27.830 then we'll show each other. 0:06:28.220 --> 0:06:32.930 Is this before. I mean usually I put toothpaste on, 0:06:32.930 --> 0:06:35.690 then I'm either talking to the kids or something. I 0:06:35.690 --> 0:06:38.840 put the toothbrush down, it drops, it pulls on the bench. 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.150 So this is before the drop? Yes. Before the I 0:06:41.150 --> 0:06:44.810 would say more than half the time I'm brushing with toothpaste. 0:06:44.810 --> 0:06:46.220 That's hit the bench or the sink. 0:06:46.220 --> 0:06:48.710 No, this is your anticipated once you put it on 0:06:48.710 --> 0:06:49.730 what you were going for. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.690 And were you always go toothpaste straight to mouth or 0:06:53.690 --> 0:06:54.979 do you add a little bit of water, add a 0:06:54.980 --> 0:06:55.290 little bit of. 0:06:55.350 --> 0:06:57.680 Water? And I would do normally because I was trying 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.239 to get the curl, I've got to stretch. 0:06:59.330 --> 0:07:01.790 Well, that wasn't the experiment. I know. I know. Okay. 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:03.169 Okay. 0:07:03.540 --> 0:07:06.589 I'm short yours. Look. Okay. 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.860 I think that's actually more than I would normally do 0:07:10.010 --> 0:07:11.690 when you think about it, when I'm. Because I was 0:07:11.690 --> 0:07:13.160 actually trying to mimic a toothpaste. 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:13.700 Ad, You don't. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:14.630 That is too. 0:07:14.630 --> 0:07:15.470 Much. It's way too much. 0:07:15.620 --> 0:07:17.240 The ad you don't actually need that much. 0:07:17.420 --> 0:07:19.910 I've actually never thought about that. That's way too much way. 0:07:19.910 --> 0:07:21.920 Too much on the ads. And of course, they're going 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.570 to say that because they want you to buy a new. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.030 Be happy if it was one squirt per tube. Yeah. 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:27.060 What they want if. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.120 They if they I don't think they had things on 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:29.390 the back. 0:07:29.390 --> 0:07:32.060 Of a tube. It's a really common thing on companies 0:07:32.060 --> 0:07:35.990 where they're like, you know, you know, have this, have 0:07:35.990 --> 0:07:37.860 this drink, you know, vitamin C drink or whatever, or 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.010 like an electrolyte drink, you know, try and have 3 0:07:40.010 --> 0:07:44.420 or 4 servings a day. Um, really get you burning 0:07:44.420 --> 0:07:47.100 for it like Weet-Bix. Yeah. Try to do 12 or 0:07:47.100 --> 0:07:49.400 15 trying to try it. Don't eat it for more 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.040 than three meals a day. But that would suit us 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.840 if you were, if you were eating that much. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.750 Hamish looks hold up yours Jack Hamish and Jack's look 0:07:56.750 --> 0:07:57.860 very similar. 0:07:58.650 --> 0:08:02.020 This mine is only half full. I would say. Wow. Andy, 0:08:03.890 --> 0:08:06.890 what are you doing? Come on. You can't even see it. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.130 It's this, mate. You're not camping. What are you doing? 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.550 I will describe. That is, you know how a toothbrush 0:08:13.550 --> 0:08:17.020 naturally has, like, little mountains on it for the brushes, 0:08:17.030 --> 0:08:19.550 it doesn't even get above the tallest mountain. 0:08:20.070 --> 0:08:22.250 Yeah. If that was a ski field, you wouldn't go 0:08:22.250 --> 0:08:24.840 out that day. We didn't get enough coverage last night. 0:08:24.860 --> 0:08:29.060 That's a dusting. That's like a light. A light season dusting. 0:08:29.570 --> 0:08:33.800 I don't think you need more. Like, have you tried this? 0:08:34.010 --> 0:08:35.030 This is. This is. 0:08:35.059 --> 0:08:37.070 It Wouldn't even be minty in the mouth. 0:08:37.190 --> 0:08:38.270 Yeah, There's enough. 0:08:38.270 --> 0:08:41.090 Meaning in an old toothbrush. You'd be tasting more oldness 0:08:41.540 --> 0:08:44.059 the newness. Like it's not enough to clean the bristles 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.670 like your teeth. That's why I was. 0:08:47.900 --> 0:08:48.350 So high. 0:08:48.350 --> 0:08:49.170 So shocked. 0:08:49.190 --> 0:08:51.439 Mine is doing all right. 0:08:51.620 --> 0:08:53.540 Doing what you're doing. 0:08:53.540 --> 0:08:57.380 Okay. Find a three millimeter line across the top. That's all. 0:08:57.380 --> 0:08:59.699 I think that's all you need in your stacking. Yours. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:01.400 I reckon most of that just travels straight into your 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.330 gums as soon as you go. 0:09:02.330 --> 0:09:04.190 No, no, it makes it lather. 0:09:04.190 --> 0:09:06.349 Yeah, It's like a like like in Spain where they 0:09:06.350 --> 0:09:09.080 have foam parties. Like, that's. That's. It's a dance floor 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.569 in there. Yeah. You've got the amount, you know the tooth. 0:09:11.570 --> 0:09:13.990 You go to the dentist. Sorry Jack. Regular dentist. Have 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.170 been to medical school. Yeah. When you go there he's. 0:09:16.350 --> 0:09:17.150 He's a doctor. 0:09:17.150 --> 0:09:19.880 He's a holistic not holistic ones who were told by 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:23.719 a dreamcatcher they should become a dentist. But when they 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.360 do that when a normal genders they do a little polish. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.550 At the end they sort of smudge a tiny that's 0:09:28.550 --> 0:09:31.100 what you've got that amount as the clean, you've got 0:09:31.100 --> 0:09:32.210 the polish amount. 0:09:32.210 --> 0:09:33.589 I think that's all you need. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.650 I you must see the ads then because that is 0:09:36.650 --> 0:09:38.840 1/100 of what they put on the ad. 0:09:39.470 --> 0:09:42.380 You're treating it like food dye in icing. We need 0:09:42.380 --> 0:09:45.950 like one drop to make pink icing. Try it. 0:09:45.950 --> 0:09:47.690 Start just peeling. No, no. 0:09:49.550 --> 0:09:53.680 I don't have time to be so sad tonight. I 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.910 don't have time to go in and re clean afterwards. 0:09:57.170 --> 0:09:57.980 Far out. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:09:59.860 I mean, maybe I'm. 0:10:00.350 --> 0:10:02.030 What do you think? I mean, you must look at 0:10:02.030 --> 0:10:04.429 this and go. That's. That's a week's. 0:10:04.429 --> 0:10:06.320 Worth. I feel like you're wasting it. I feel like 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:07.220 I said. I said at the back. 0:10:07.220 --> 0:10:09.380 I said back. It's in the mouth. It's not a waste. 0:10:09.380 --> 0:10:11.750 But. Well, you could ration it better because I think 0:10:11.750 --> 0:10:13.069 the same is being done. 0:10:13.190 --> 0:10:15.949 Are you resting it for me? You're doing okay. It's 0:10:15.950 --> 0:10:17.060 actually not the depression. 0:10:17.059 --> 0:10:19.490 It's kind of impressive, the dexterity that it would have had. 0:10:19.490 --> 0:10:21.860 You had to get such a little amount out from 0:10:21.860 --> 0:10:22.339 one squeeze. 0:10:22.340 --> 0:10:23.120 Well, the other. Have you. 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.880 Ever tried have you ever if you put this much 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.400 on mine, would you would you scrape some back. 0:10:28.670 --> 0:10:29.030 Into the. 0:10:29.030 --> 0:10:32.600 Tube? No, but I would say. Becca, are you ready? Oh. 0:10:33.710 --> 0:10:34.370 Wow. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.319 You come here and have my dregs. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.230 But the other part that I do like, technically technique 0:10:39.230 --> 0:10:41.240 is look at my top of my lid. 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:43.609 Yeah. Not. Not there's nothing else. 0:10:43.790 --> 0:10:47.540 So I wipe off the top of the lid cleanly. 0:10:47.750 --> 0:10:48.770 Snap back. 0:10:48.790 --> 0:10:50.569 Yeah. It's like. It's like a brand new tube. 0:10:50.809 --> 0:10:54.410 Yeah. I'm actually not losing too much sleep at night 0:10:54.500 --> 0:10:57.410 worrying about the state of my lid back in the bathroom. 0:10:57.830 --> 0:11:00.590 But do we take this further? Because, like you, obviously, 0:11:00.590 --> 0:11:03.319 you open mouth kiss back, right? So you've got no 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:07.640 problems sharing saliva. I've done that. Would you like. Obviously 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.850 the toothpaste isn't going anywhere. Would you brush your teeth 0:11:10.850 --> 0:11:14.929 then spit that into her mouth? So. Well we're not 0:11:14.929 --> 0:11:15.530 far off. 0:11:16.010 --> 0:11:19.010 Oh, yeah. She could she take a normal amount and 0:11:19.010 --> 0:11:19.579 then you get. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:20.420 It into. 0:11:20.420 --> 0:11:21.740 Your. Yes. No, no. 0:11:21.740 --> 0:11:25.190 It's still doing its job. It's just spitting. Just spitting toothpaste. 0:11:25.190 --> 0:11:26.630 Both things you've admitted you love. 0:11:30.260 --> 0:11:32.540 Hey, haven't played this for a while. I've missed it. 0:11:32.540 --> 0:11:35.770 So let's get into it. Give me With your best chance. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.979 Not a year away. Chit chat champion. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:45.030 If you think you're the best at small talk, we've 0:11:45.030 --> 0:11:47.420 got an arena for you to show your skills. 0:11:47.429 --> 0:11:49.500 And boy, oh boy, don't. A lot of people think 0:11:49.500 --> 0:11:50.910 they're the best at small talk. And we put it 0:11:50.910 --> 0:11:52.830 down to the fact that when you listen to this, 0:11:52.860 --> 0:11:55.950 it's got to be the most commonly thought. I could 0:11:55.950 --> 0:11:56.459 do that. 0:11:56.460 --> 0:11:57.180 Yeah, I. 0:11:57.179 --> 0:11:59.130 Could do that. Like some of the special skills. You're 0:11:59.130 --> 0:12:02.579 not going I could name every Oscar winner, not every category. 0:12:03.420 --> 0:12:05.160 That's not one that you often go, I could do that. 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.690 But with champions there is a real element guy. I 0:12:07.710 --> 0:12:11.070 could do that. But as we know on the big stage, yes, 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.530 it can. The pressure can be immense. 0:12:13.530 --> 0:12:16.589 If you're a new listener, welcome. By all means. We 0:12:16.590 --> 0:12:19.559 always suggest you go back to the start. But the 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:22.680 way this works is we will start a conversation between 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:26.490 Hamish and I and then it's the job of the 0:12:26.490 --> 0:12:30.570 Contender to jump in with the next line of conversation. 0:12:30.570 --> 0:12:33.330 They cannot ask a question. Yeah, they just have to 0:12:33.330 --> 0:12:35.790 keep the ball of the conversation. Ball in the air. 0:12:36.090 --> 0:12:38.340 It's the hardest kind of chat. This is probably what 0:12:38.340 --> 0:12:42.030 we don't highlight enough because we we we do obviously, 0:12:42.030 --> 0:12:44.520 and are united to make it fair between both contestants. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:45.900 We know what we're about to say. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.420 We say the exact same conversation. So yeah. 0:12:48.429 --> 0:12:51.720 So they have the exact same data. We we do 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.600 make it you know, it's a it's a high pressure 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.689 conversation to enter because you can't help but feel like 0:12:57.870 --> 0:13:00.720 it's actually it's not even chit chat. It's coming into 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.689 a conversation to try and make a good impression with 0:13:03.690 --> 0:13:06.270 your first move. That is a hard thing to do, 0:13:06.270 --> 0:13:08.640 especially when we take away the advantage of questions. 0:13:08.820 --> 0:13:11.670 Exactly. Phoebe joins us. Phoebe, ahoy to you. 0:13:11.670 --> 0:13:12.390 Ahoy, boys. 0:13:12.390 --> 0:13:14.910 How are you? Phoebe, wait. Well, you reached out to 0:13:14.910 --> 0:13:17.700 us and said that you would like to participate in 0:13:17.700 --> 0:13:20.580 chit chat champions. What makes you a good small talker. 0:13:20.970 --> 0:13:25.260 I hope. Well, I am the youngest of four girls, 0:13:25.260 --> 0:13:28.800 so a lot to chat to. Had to make my 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.250 presence known as the fourth child. And I'm also an 0:13:32.250 --> 0:13:35.940 OT student and occupational therapy student, so lots of chat 0:13:36.090 --> 0:13:36.740 going on in you. 0:13:36.780 --> 0:13:39.120 Yeah, that's true. So a lot of new. And then 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.880 when you get into occupational therapy, you know, you patients 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.400 all the time so a lot. Exactly. Small talk. Yeah. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.290 And a variety of patients I'd say. So you can 0:13:46.290 --> 0:13:48.840 go old. You can go young males. Females. 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:49.620 Exactly. 0:13:49.890 --> 0:13:51.840 Yeah. Got to play the full body for anything really. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:55.679 When you're the youngest sibling though, do you is that 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.870 chat or are you asking a lot of questions and 0:13:57.870 --> 0:14:00.360 trying to weasel into a lot of situations like. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:01.979 Jack, I'm a bit of a weasel when it comes 0:14:01.980 --> 0:14:07.380 to a lot of things like Flat for it's really 0:14:07.380 --> 0:14:11.550 like fighting to have the first shower at the front 0:14:11.550 --> 0:14:13.290 and have the front seat of the car. 0:14:13.780 --> 0:14:16.620 The corn chip sponsorship. Exactly. 0:14:16.950 --> 0:14:17.520 Exactly. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.620 I think a weasel is a fighter. Well pointed out. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:25.100 Baby, baby. Thank you. Against Phoebe today is my joy 0:14:25.110 --> 0:14:25.680 to you. 0:14:25.860 --> 0:14:26.910 I hope you boys. 0:14:26.910 --> 0:14:29.700 And what makes you great at small talk. 0:14:30.060 --> 0:14:33.210 Well, funnily enough, I'm actually a health care worker as well. 0:14:33.210 --> 0:14:35.730 I'm a midwife, so I think that. Yeah, Phoebe and 0:14:35.730 --> 0:14:37.620 I have a lot in common. And I'm the youngest 0:14:37.620 --> 0:14:40.560 of five but have four older brothers. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.030 You're an actual. 0:14:43.050 --> 0:14:45.360 Yes, an Acacia. That's correct. That's how you say. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:47.200 Yeah. We were wondering. Yeah. 0:14:47.970 --> 0:14:50.610 A flair in the pronunciation there. But yeah. 0:14:50.820 --> 0:14:52.560 Cuzshe. It was tough. I looked at it and I 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.770 was trying to go phonetically. Yeah. Okay. Would that have 0:14:55.770 --> 0:14:58.470 helped Jack? Or if I'd said Acacia, would you have known. 0:14:58.470 --> 0:15:00.470 What I'm name? I know what that is. Yeah, an 0:15:00.510 --> 0:15:03.630 Acacia is all right. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.630 We're going to put em on hold, and we'll start 0:15:06.630 --> 0:15:09.450 with Phoebe. You'll both get the exact same conversation. Your 0:15:09.450 --> 0:15:12.210 job is to feel it out. See, when you jump in, 0:15:12.450 --> 0:15:14.790 can't ask a question, but continue the conversation. Are you 0:15:14.790 --> 0:15:15.600 ready to go, Phoebe? 0:15:15.930 --> 0:15:16.470 Yep. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:21.510 Good luck. Hey. Hi, Matt. I just wondered, did you 0:15:21.510 --> 0:15:23.310 end up buying that compound bow? 0:15:24.030 --> 0:15:26.310 Not yet. I want to make sure I get the 0:15:26.310 --> 0:15:27.750 right one. The right brand. 0:15:30.460 --> 0:15:35.500 Mm Yeah. Brands are always iffy thing because like you 0:15:35.500 --> 0:15:38.020 don't want. So I'm always a bit of a cheapskate 0:15:38.020 --> 0:15:40.060 and I want to get something that's not going to 0:15:40.060 --> 0:15:43.780 be as expensive, but like I still want it to 0:15:43.780 --> 0:15:47.650 be good. So I really get that because you don't 0:15:47.650 --> 0:15:50.950 really want to buy a bad brand. I've got. 0:15:51.340 --> 0:15:56.500 Yeah, Maybe you feel like you ain't good. 0:15:56.500 --> 0:15:59.760 No, probably. Yeah, but not the best. Not the greatest. 0:15:59.770 --> 0:16:01.690 Well, I mean, when I ask you that question, you 0:16:01.690 --> 0:16:04.060 can jump straight in and you're back to talking normally, but. 0:16:04.210 --> 0:16:06.640 But it seemed like you were answering and a miss 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:10.480 Universe competition. It's a better question. World peace. You have 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:13.420 nothing to no idea about. I'll tell you what I like. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.880 I had to kind of figure out what a compound was. Yes. 0:16:16.090 --> 0:16:19.000 It was like, I know. I know that ham likes camping, 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.490 so it was like probably a bit like that. Yeah. 0:16:21.490 --> 0:16:24.190 Hunting, camping, I suppose. It's that thing where you go, 0:16:24.700 --> 0:16:29.320 we all know saying nothing is bad. So the, the 0:16:29.410 --> 0:16:30.880 opposite of that is getting a lot of words in 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:34.450 the air. Just start giving. Just start getting them out 0:16:34.450 --> 0:16:37.270 there and then maybe assemble them into a thread. And 0:16:37.270 --> 0:16:38.710 I think that's what you're trying to do. And I 0:16:38.710 --> 0:16:41.140 think you did great. You probably just. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:42.760 Seemed like a long sentence to me. 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.490 Covered off in a long sentence. You basically communicated the 0:16:45.490 --> 0:16:48.160 idea that good brands are good, bad brands are bad. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.370 Wasting money is bad. Getting good. Am I wrong? 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:51.610 Good. You're wrong. 0:16:51.670 --> 0:16:54.310 You're actually not wrong. So you do get points for that. 0:16:54.430 --> 0:16:59.170 Well done. There's always two competitors. You've you've registered your go. 0:16:59.170 --> 0:17:02.410 Let's put her on hold and bring back Am you there? 0:17:02.740 --> 0:17:03.070 I am. 0:17:03.070 --> 0:17:04.450 Yep. You ready to go? 0:17:04.450 --> 0:17:05.290 I'm ready. 0:17:05.290 --> 0:17:06.310 Okay. Good luck. 0:17:08.060 --> 0:17:08.660 Hey. How are you? 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:09.810 Oh, hey, panda. 0:17:10.730 --> 0:17:13.910 Mate. Just winning. Did you end up buying that compound bow? 0:17:14.750 --> 0:17:17.419 Not yet. Still shopping around. Want to get the right one? 0:17:17.450 --> 0:17:18.440 The right brand? 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:23.300 Guys. I know that we just met, but I've got 0:17:23.300 --> 0:17:26.359 a confession for you. I actually don't know anything about 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:29.619 compound boys, but I'm. I'm eager to learn, you know, like, 0:17:29.660 --> 0:17:33.840 do you have anything that you want to share with mean? 0:17:35.300 --> 0:17:39.320 This is interesting. I think. 0:17:39.740 --> 0:17:41.690 Bright Christian brave. 0:17:41.690 --> 0:17:44.150 To acknowledge you knew nothing about it. And I think 0:17:44.150 --> 0:17:46.460 that's where people sometimes get stuck. They feel like they 0:17:46.460 --> 0:17:49.010 have to add where you can it's it's okay in 0:17:49.010 --> 0:17:50.390 a conversation to go. I don't know what you guys 0:17:50.390 --> 0:17:51.170 talking about. 0:17:51.410 --> 0:17:54.470 So honesty. Hey guys got got to put it out there. 0:17:54.770 --> 0:17:56.780 Hey, no, it can only be honest. No one can 0:17:56.780 --> 0:17:58.700 have a go at you for being honest. Oh, that's 0:17:58.850 --> 0:17:59.540 certainly bubbling. 0:18:00.109 --> 0:18:01.070 Certainly fine. Bubbly. 0:18:01.100 --> 0:18:02.810 I mean, right until. Until the question. The question is 0:18:02.810 --> 0:18:04.220 the only thing where there's a bit of a flag 0:18:04.220 --> 0:18:06.200 on the plan. Now, the refs are looking at it. 0:18:07.369 --> 0:18:07.850 Jack. 0:18:08.150 --> 0:18:10.459 You're always you're always a question. 0:18:10.460 --> 0:18:12.350 A question. You can't you can't. 0:18:12.350 --> 0:18:16.130 We have to disqualify on technicality. I think your entry 0:18:16.130 --> 0:18:20.149 was better. But Phoebe, miraculously, you have taken. 0:18:20.150 --> 0:18:21.470 Out love that. 0:18:21.740 --> 0:18:25.790 This is the best Stephen Bradbury type win of all time. 0:18:26.619 --> 0:18:26.790 Oh. 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:28.720 I can't wait to listen to Phoebe's. 0:18:29.300 --> 0:18:29.450 Okay. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:30.710 I can't wait to listen to it back. 0:18:30.710 --> 0:18:34.520 I hope you've got some time. Oh, gosh, what a sight. 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:35.180 And Arvo. 0:18:36.180 --> 0:18:38.750 Thank you. Thank you guys so much for playing. Phoebe. 0:18:38.750 --> 0:18:40.820 We're going to send you a token of no value, 0:18:40.940 --> 0:18:43.399 of course, for taking away the win. We don't attribute 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:45.800 any value to it at all, but you're welcome to. 0:18:45.890 --> 0:18:47.360 Well, thanks, guys. 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:47.899 Thank you. 0:18:55.400 --> 0:18:59.240 I'm another health star. Ratings bombshell. 0:18:59.390 --> 0:19:00.050 Oh, man. 0:19:00.500 --> 0:19:04.190 Now for people again, new to the show. Welcome. But 0:19:04.190 --> 0:19:07.460 we've been following the health star rating you see in 0:19:07.460 --> 0:19:10.340 Supermarket Foods, which meant to indicate which foods might be 0:19:10.340 --> 0:19:13.010 healthier for you to purchase or which foods you might 0:19:13.010 --> 0:19:13.940 want to avoid. 0:19:14.330 --> 0:19:16.850 Who does the stars? Who does the stars? Was the 0:19:16.850 --> 0:19:19.310 initial cry from us because we can't figure. 0:19:19.310 --> 0:19:19.760 Out. 0:19:20.300 --> 0:19:22.580 Some things that aren't healthy. Get a lot. Some things 0:19:22.580 --> 0:19:25.520 that are kind of healthy don't score very highly at all. 0:19:25.609 --> 0:19:26.480 What have you got to do? 0:19:26.510 --> 0:19:28.850 Well, you know, we've tackled a lot of these. And 0:19:28.850 --> 0:19:31.730 so it's hard to bring something back to the group 0:19:31.730 --> 0:19:33.830 that you think is going to wow them, because that's. 0:19:33.830 --> 0:19:37.160 True as time goes on. Like the the burden of 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:38.920 impressiveness is really through the. 0:19:38.930 --> 0:19:41.449 Like a paramedic, you rock up to your first accident, 0:19:41.450 --> 0:19:43.940 you probably get a little bit overwhelmed. But now we've 0:19:43.940 --> 0:19:46.490 seen everything. You know, you'd think. But I reckon this 0:19:46.490 --> 0:19:48.440 one is going to be unusual for you. You're going 0:19:48.440 --> 0:19:49.520 to be going well, you're going to. 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:52.100 Just another person lying here with their femur sticking out 0:19:52.100 --> 0:19:54.830 of their leg going, impressive for you. You're going to 0:19:55.130 --> 0:19:58.010 be near for five years, mate. And then they go, fine, 0:19:58.010 --> 0:20:00.410 go then. Good will unimpressed. 0:20:01.730 --> 0:20:06.560 Here we go. This is from Will Horner. This morning 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.320 my friend Jess was picking up the Coles branded Greek 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:14.629 style natural yoghurt. Yep. He purchased one kilo at the 0:20:14.630 --> 0:20:17.510 cream of the creamy goodness and on her walk home 0:20:17.510 --> 0:20:23.990 discovered something outrageous. What she discovered was that the lid 0:20:23.990 --> 0:20:29.210 on the package displays a health star rating of 2.5 stars. 0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.690 See image below. I've got the image for you. Upon 0:20:32.690 --> 0:20:37.219 further inspection, she discovered the actual bucket shaped packaging of 0:20:37.220 --> 0:20:40.310 the yoghurt presented a health star rating of three stars 0:20:40.310 --> 0:20:41.030 on the lid. 0:20:41.150 --> 0:20:41.900 Amazing. 0:20:42.290 --> 0:20:47.240 Healthier. The further you go, skim the top nice and healthy. 0:20:47.510 --> 0:20:49.790 Don't eat the dregs. That's where all the fats are. 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:54.590 This changes everything. The same item displaying. 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.600 Two different ratings. 0:20:56.750 --> 0:20:57.860 That's the same. 0:20:57.859 --> 0:20:58.760 Goddamn. 0:20:58.760 --> 0:21:01.820 Packaging that is new. We've had the same many, many 0:21:01.820 --> 0:21:04.639 cases of the same item, sometimes on the shelf next 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.010 to each other, having different health stars but never merged 0:21:07.010 --> 0:21:08.030 into the one the. 0:21:08.030 --> 0:21:11.780 One package with two. I hope I'd like similar to Fats. 0:21:11.780 --> 0:21:14.480 Sorry, to Fats to nothing wrong with fats, particularly in 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.330 Greek yogurt. I should have said that's that's where the 0:21:17.330 --> 0:21:20.060 processed sugars are. Should there be any there? That's that's 0:21:20.060 --> 0:21:20.990 what should kill you. 0:21:20.990 --> 0:21:25.159 I hope that similar to the final scene in the 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:26.990 Usual Suspects, she dropped. 0:21:27.140 --> 0:21:27.770 The yogurt. 0:21:27.770 --> 0:21:31.369 And it fell. The package just fell through in slow 0:21:31.369 --> 0:21:35.300 motion through mid-air and then exploded. And there was a 0:21:35.300 --> 0:21:37.969 close up on three stars and a close up on 0:21:37.970 --> 0:21:39.890 two and a half stars. But, well, how can they 0:21:39.890 --> 0:21:43.609 possibly defend that? They've had a lot of answers for us. Yeah, 0:21:43.670 --> 0:21:45.710 but how can they possibly defend that one? 0:21:46.550 --> 0:21:49.550 They'll try. They'll try and we won't. We won't listen. 0:21:49.550 --> 0:21:51.290 I remember we were told that there was going to 0:21:51.290 --> 0:21:53.020 be a big announcement coming from. 0:21:53.130 --> 0:21:53.390 Yes. 0:21:53.930 --> 0:21:56.899 So far, nothing that we'll get that all would be revealed. 0:21:56.900 --> 0:21:59.090 We're always getting told in the future from the health stars, 0:21:59.090 --> 0:22:01.280 people that, oh, don't worry, there'll be an answer for 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:05.930 all of this. The conspiracies are raging so hard and 0:22:05.930 --> 0:22:09.020 fast that this mythical day, when all is explained, is 0:22:09.020 --> 0:22:11.030 getting harder and harder for them to pull off. I 0:22:11.030 --> 0:22:12.739 had someone contact to Sando and apologize. I don't have 0:22:12.740 --> 0:22:14.609 the email in front of me, but some of the 0:22:14.609 --> 0:22:17.900 worked in packaging for for like for supermarket foods. I'm like, oh, 0:22:17.900 --> 0:22:19.520 we work for a company that does all the packaging. 0:22:19.730 --> 0:22:22.340 I said, look, the kind of the kind of you 0:22:22.340 --> 0:22:25.459 don't officially say this, but when you're designing the packaging 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.300 anything because we've talked about how if you if you 0:22:29.300 --> 0:22:32.149 sometimes you have everyone in the whole range gets the 0:22:32.150 --> 0:22:34.850 health stars. If you want to have your five star players, 0:22:34.850 --> 0:22:36.800 you have to kind of cop a few ones does. 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:39.199 Yes. If you're a brand, a total brand has to 0:22:39.200 --> 0:22:42.460 play doing all play. You can't you can't just can't 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.030 just pick and choose your heroes. 0:22:44.030 --> 0:22:47.090 Yeah, we'll get them rated. So it's a bit of 0:22:47.090 --> 0:22:49.100 an unwritten rule that if you've got what they're starting 0:22:49.100 --> 0:22:51.650 to do now is if you've got low stars, you 0:22:51.650 --> 0:22:54.140 tuck it on the back, really sort of just chuck 0:22:54.230 --> 0:22:56.810 amongst the ingredients. If you've got high stars popping on 0:22:56.810 --> 0:22:58.820 the front, put that review right out front. 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:00.560 Doesn't surprise me. 0:23:01.250 --> 0:23:03.470 Nothing, nothing surprises me in this arena. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:10.950 I'm couple of weeks back now. I went to visit 0:23:10.950 --> 0:23:15.180 Becky's sister in Darwin for our overseas lessons, the top 0:23:15.180 --> 0:23:18.629 end of of Australia, and we decided to go on 0:23:18.630 --> 0:23:20.459 a crocodile jumping to her. Jumping? 0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:23.040 Yes. Yeah. You get dirt bikes and you jump over crossing. 0:23:23.150 --> 0:23:25.859 No, no, no. You're in a boat and the crocs 0:23:25.859 --> 0:23:29.429 do the jumping. There were two tours to choose from 0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:34.340 a company called the Original Croc Jumping tour. Okay. 0:23:35.210 --> 0:23:35.330 What? 0:23:35.590 --> 0:23:36.899 A whole lot of chickens. 0:23:37.080 --> 0:23:40.109 Whole lot more regional croc jumping to. 0:23:40.710 --> 0:23:46.680 Or it's direct competitor, spectacular croc jumping tour. So I 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:47.159 had the choice. 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:51.270 The original really good marketing decision there, isn't it? Do 0:23:51.270 --> 0:23:54.600 you mark it on heritage or do you market on 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.199 really new and improved for spectacular? 0:23:57.210 --> 0:23:58.680 I went with the original. 0:23:59.130 --> 0:24:00.470 Thought you would have only because. 0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:01.860 Spectacular was folded. 0:24:03.750 --> 0:24:05.159 But I also feel like there would be a part 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:08.160 of you that wanted to reward loyalty to the to 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:09.480 the art of crocodile jumping. 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.910 But when we got on the tour boy with a 0:24:11.910 --> 0:24:15.690 emphasising the original the guy, the start of the tour. 0:24:15.690 --> 0:24:20.550 Hello welcome to the original croc jumping to have been 0:24:20.550 --> 0:24:23.850 here stated the years and months. We are pretty original. 0:24:24.090 --> 0:24:27.149 Shitty that someone's come along and gone. Yes. Hey, you 0:24:27.150 --> 0:24:28.980 know the croc jumping tour that is booked out every 0:24:28.980 --> 0:24:33.420 single day that anyone can do that. Like they didn't 0:24:33.420 --> 0:24:35.580 have a they didn't have a license or anything. Like 0:24:35.580 --> 0:24:38.070 it would have just been someone else realizing that this 0:24:38.070 --> 0:24:38.970 is a free for all. 0:24:38.970 --> 0:24:42.100 So I haven't done the investigation, but I will keep 0:24:42.270 --> 0:24:45.090 get delve deeper into it. But we can only assume 0:24:45.090 --> 0:24:48.629 that they didn't open the first one calling it the original. 0:24:48.930 --> 0:24:49.649 Yeah. What was it. 0:24:49.650 --> 0:24:52.830 Originally? It would have just been Darwin's croc jumping to. Yeah. 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:55.350 Until Because then. Because they don't own the crocs. They're 0:24:55.350 --> 0:24:57.150 wild crocs. It's not like you can't. You don't own 0:24:57.150 --> 0:24:59.370 the river, you don't own the crocs. It's basically your 0:24:59.369 --> 0:25:01.800 overheads are a boat and chicken on a stick. So 0:25:01.800 --> 0:25:05.220 if anyone, anyone can come up with that and someone 0:25:05.220 --> 0:25:07.410 to take the bookings, you've got yourself a tour. 0:25:07.500 --> 0:25:10.980 So another mob's come along and gone. Let's just call 0:25:10.980 --> 0:25:14.640 out Spectacular. Now, might I add, it is spectacular. Even 0:25:14.640 --> 0:25:17.700 at the at the original one, it was spectacular seeing 0:25:17.700 --> 0:25:19.800 these crocs come so far out of the water because 0:25:19.800 --> 0:25:21.899 their tails tails are half a length of a crocodile. 0:25:21.900 --> 0:25:22.380 Do you know that? 0:25:23.010 --> 0:25:23.550 I do now. 0:25:23.550 --> 0:25:26.159 So they're their tails are so powerful that they can 0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:28.230 get their whole body out to come up for the 0:25:28.230 --> 0:25:29.940 chicken on a stick? I'm not sure how often they 0:25:29.940 --> 0:25:31.109 need that in the wild. 0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:34.770 It is interesting, isn't it? Because they've got the power, 0:25:34.770 --> 0:25:37.680 but I guess they usually use it for like horizontal acceleration. Yes. 0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:40.649 And now, you know, in I mean crocodiles have been 0:25:40.650 --> 0:25:42.570 around for what, 18 million years. Yeah. 0:25:42.770 --> 0:25:45.990 We still one that was over 100 years old. Yeah. Geez. 0:25:45.990 --> 0:25:49.230 And their biggest predator is themselves. They eat each other. 0:25:49.619 --> 0:25:52.200 Other male crocs. Yeah. And mums face off. 0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:55.020 Mums eat their kids at 20 weeks old. If you've 0:25:55.020 --> 0:25:56.790 got to stay away from your mum at 20. 0:25:56.790 --> 0:25:58.440 Weeks, no matter what. 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:00.720 At 20 weeks is like fend for yourself really. And 0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:03.600 if because they assume another predator is going to eat 0:26:03.630 --> 0:26:05.629 their young, so may as well be there as well. 0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:06.300 Get the calories. 0:26:07.080 --> 0:26:10.320 I love traditions, but yeah, I don't know. I'd have 0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:12.480 I'd have feelings about that if I was a kid. 0:26:12.780 --> 0:26:15.300 So back to the task at hand for my investigation. 0:26:15.300 --> 0:26:19.860 I don't know how many years after the the original 0:26:19.859 --> 0:26:23.340 croc jumping tour was made when Spectacular came along. But 0:26:23.340 --> 0:26:26.399 they've clearly they're probably driving to work because they're like 0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:28.230 600m away from each other as the turn off. 0:26:28.350 --> 0:26:30.209 My favorite kind of business rivalry. 0:26:30.210 --> 0:26:32.610 So they're driving to work one day and they see 0:26:32.609 --> 0:26:35.710 a sign saying Spectacular jumping croc to starting striking. 0:26:35.730 --> 0:26:39.179 That's the first they heard of this because it's a 0:26:39.180 --> 0:26:42.090 small town like you would think. Like if, you know, 0:26:42.090 --> 0:26:45.810 if Sally's running the original and then Paul decides, I 0:26:45.810 --> 0:26:49.949 think I'm going to do spectacular. Paul would know. Sally Yes, maybe. 0:26:50.010 --> 0:26:53.100 Probably should let it. Let it go. Let it. You know. 0:26:54.150 --> 0:26:55.920 Paul's telling us just, you know, we're going to start. 0:26:55.950 --> 0:27:00.480 Just quietly mention over a forex gold. Hey, how's business? Oh, 0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:01.770 my God. It's amazing. Yeah. 0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.899 Too much. Like, much more than you. 0:27:04.900 --> 0:27:08.090 Can possibly buy. Headache. Yeah. 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:12.600 So then the guys at the Darwin's croc jumping tour, 0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.410 they've all had to go. Gee, spectacular. Starting up, they 0:27:16.410 --> 0:27:18.720 would have thrown around a lot of different names because, 0:27:18.900 --> 0:27:21.330 I mean, they could have gone with more spectacular. 0:27:21.660 --> 0:27:23.430 Even more because that does make you sound like a 0:27:23.430 --> 0:27:25.830 second comer. So if you want to keep heritage, you've 0:27:25.830 --> 0:27:26.490 got to go. 0:27:26.490 --> 0:27:28.200 That's what they would have. Absolutely. Just go on. Let's go. 0:27:28.200 --> 0:27:33.120 Hard on these guys are thieves because obviously bad bloods happened. 0:27:33.130 --> 0:27:35.310 Yeah let's just go hard on absolutely the original and 0:27:35.310 --> 0:27:37.800 the best They could have thrown that in there and 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:39.600 the proud of them for not throwing you do often 0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:42.929 say people that are particularly upset trying to say original 0:27:42.950 --> 0:27:43.440 one of the best. 0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:45.750 Because he never said the best. 0:27:46.109 --> 0:27:46.830 He could have. 0:27:47.100 --> 0:27:50.520 They could have gone for something like original and still 0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:52.410 spectacular croc jumping to us. 0:27:52.410 --> 0:27:55.109 Oh yeah, tough. Because if no big, big, then if 0:27:55.109 --> 0:27:59.670 you go, okay, we're going to call ourselves the original spectacular. 0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:02.220 That is dishonest. Now. 0:28:02.730 --> 0:28:07.270 See, the original spectacular jumping to is the news particularly. 0:28:08.010 --> 0:28:11.550 Where? Yeah, we named ourselves original. Yeah. Okay. But you 0:28:11.550 --> 0:28:13.979 can't own. No, we're just saying we are happened to 0:28:13.980 --> 0:28:17.129 be spectacular. That's not our name. Yeah, I would have 0:28:17.130 --> 0:28:19.170 probably gone with that. I would go the the main 0:28:19.170 --> 0:28:21.300 sign to be like, Right, these guys, if it's war, 0:28:21.300 --> 0:28:23.370 it's war. We're going to call ourselves the original croc 0:28:23.369 --> 0:28:27.240 jumping tours brackets. Who also happened to be spectating. Yeah. 0:28:28.609 --> 0:28:32.520 Or to go extra to like to remove your hands 0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:36.359 completely of any wrongdoing. You just include quotes from customers 0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:39.570 that all include the word spectacular. That's like, the most 0:28:39.570 --> 0:28:42.090 spectacular thing I've ever seen. Boy, oh, boy. Now, this 0:28:42.090 --> 0:28:46.260 is spectacular. I've never seen anything so spectacular. That's true. 0:28:46.260 --> 0:28:50.480 So then you're killing them both. Fun, spectacular, pretty and originality. 0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:53.310 If anyone has more details that lives up north. 0:28:53.430 --> 0:28:55.970 Yeah. What was the original name of the original? 0:28:55.980 --> 0:28:58.080 Please hit us up with me, Shankar. I'd love to 0:28:58.080 --> 0:28:59.040 know a bit more about it. 0:29:05.150 --> 0:29:09.410 And this is a time specific one usually doesn't matter 0:29:09.410 --> 0:29:10.790 when you listen to the podcast, but I feel like 0:29:10.790 --> 0:29:14.210 I have to timestamp this because today's Thursday, right heading 0:29:14.210 --> 0:29:19.370 into this weekend, it's a drop day podcast Drop day. Yes. 0:29:19.370 --> 0:29:23.810 Heading into this Friday, which is tomorrow is I've got 0:29:23.810 --> 0:29:27.440 to make Sunny's birthday cake and this is Cake week. 0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:31.940 He's been slightly thinking about it. Or have you done anything? 0:29:31.940 --> 0:29:34.610 No, no, no. This is say have you done here 0:29:34.610 --> 0:29:36.620 is a little bit different. Yes, I have. I've run 0:29:36.620 --> 0:29:37.280 a test. 0:29:38.030 --> 0:29:42.380 Right. I mean, Finnish listeners welcome, but Hamish has a 0:29:42.380 --> 0:29:46.250 broad history now of trying to make. Well, this is this. 0:29:46.250 --> 0:29:47.060 Is my sixth year. 0:29:47.060 --> 0:29:50.030 Actually. He doesn't bake a cake. He constructs it. 0:29:50.030 --> 0:29:52.790 Out of this is my seventh year of making well 0:29:52.790 --> 0:29:55.920 through blood, sweat and tears, constructing Lego strange. 0:29:55.940 --> 0:29:59.090 Constructing a cake from delivered pieces of bakery. 0:29:59.210 --> 0:30:03.320 Well, you don't. The builder does not need to make 0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.710 his shovel for the whole to count. You are allowed 0:30:06.710 --> 0:30:09.260 to use tools. Some things that have been preassembled to 0:30:09.260 --> 0:30:11.770 put together a finished product. Would you agree though, Jack? 0:30:11.810 --> 0:30:12.740 Majesty cakes. 0:30:12.740 --> 0:30:13.430 Are. 0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:16.130 They're amazing. Like they're so. 0:30:16.130 --> 0:30:16.820 Good. Very good. 0:30:16.820 --> 0:30:19.250 Let us not forget how much we celebrated when I 0:30:19.250 --> 0:30:23.150 made what is essentially an a red oblong was the 0:30:23.150 --> 0:30:25.610 original cakes and his third birthday. We're now these are 0:30:25.610 --> 0:30:27.440 the seventh year. This is his ninth birthday. 0:30:27.440 --> 0:30:28.100 He's still into it. 0:30:28.460 --> 0:30:32.210 Yeah. Yeah. But now he's obviously the mood changes from 0:30:32.210 --> 0:30:34.490 a three year old to you don't think about who's 0:30:34.490 --> 0:30:37.130 making your cake to now he's aware, you know, like 0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:39.860 it's become a fun tradition in the house but now 0:30:39.860 --> 0:30:42.740 it's become because the challenge is hey, whatever you say. 0:30:42.740 --> 0:30:45.200 And now it always has a moving part. Yes, whatever 0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:47.350 you say, Dad has to make it. So now, of course. 0:30:47.590 --> 0:30:51.200 There was, of course, the cars trailer with an edible hinge. 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:54.230 Yep. The back of the semi-trailer opened up and. And 0:30:54.230 --> 0:30:56.479 there was a matchbox car which at. 0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:57.110 The time we. 0:30:57.110 --> 0:31:00.050 Thought was cutting edge technology was. 0:31:00.530 --> 0:31:02.360 Um. What's this year? 0:31:03.140 --> 0:31:06.680 Okay, here's where, here's where we're at. Usually a day 0:31:06.680 --> 0:31:09.650 or two out. I'll get the brief this time. It's 0:31:09.650 --> 0:31:10.430 been a week. 0:31:10.670 --> 0:31:11.810 He's come to a week out. 0:31:11.870 --> 0:31:13.340 It's come to a weekend. And it just was clear 0:31:13.340 --> 0:31:14.960 what it was going to be because for the last 0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:19.520 2 to 3 months, he's been heavily into Rubik's cubing. Okay? 0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:23.570 He's been he's been cubing his school. Yeah. When we're 0:31:23.570 --> 0:31:26.330 away on holidays, we're just Cuban. I learnt how to 0:31:26.330 --> 0:31:29.630 do the cube with him. I'm Cuban. Your cube. I'm terrible. 0:31:29.630 --> 0:31:34.280 I'm basically cubing as. Just a sacrificial lamb so that 0:31:34.280 --> 0:31:36.090 he can laugh at me and feel good about his time. 0:31:36.110 --> 0:31:38.390 Is he better at that Cuban than you smoking me? 0:31:38.660 --> 0:31:39.890 Jack, You can cube, can't. 0:31:39.890 --> 0:31:42.200 You, Jack? I'm a slow Cuba as well, but still, 0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:43.940 your complete cube is a complete cube. 0:31:43.970 --> 0:31:45.620 That's true. I remember back in the day, and that's 0:31:45.620 --> 0:31:46.970 what I'm trying to tell, sir. Hey, hey, hey. We're 0:31:46.970 --> 0:31:48.469 all in the cube team here. We don't need. We're 0:31:48.470 --> 0:31:51.560 not all Speed Cube. And anyway, Rubik's Cube has become huge, 0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.590 so it was probably clear from a month out, you know, 0:31:54.590 --> 0:31:58.550 because generally the cake represents like, what fad is happening 0:31:58.550 --> 0:32:01.730 at the time it was going to be cube based. Yeah. So, 0:32:01.750 --> 0:32:03.260 so it was like I've been thinking, what about a 0:32:03.260 --> 0:32:05.840 Rubik's Cube cake? And I go, Yeah, okay. I thought 0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:07.370 this could be coming up. This was a this was 0:32:07.370 --> 0:32:09.980 about a week or two weeks ago. Then he went, 0:32:10.370 --> 0:32:12.350 But it moves. 0:32:12.530 --> 0:32:13.880 Fully working is hard. 0:32:14.330 --> 0:32:18.740 And went, Jeez, wow, three, three lives goes all the 0:32:18.740 --> 0:32:20.810 pieces move. Solvable cake. 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:23.900 Hey, boss. Impossible. Possible. 0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:28.220 Well, not all solvable. Like, What's that? That. That can't be. 0:32:28.220 --> 0:32:30.860 I mean, easy isn't possible, but also, it's very much 0:32:30.860 --> 0:32:32.510 impossible if you're going for all edible. 0:32:32.510 --> 0:32:34.460 I'm not even close. Not even close. I gave up 0:32:34.460 --> 0:32:36.470 on all edible years and years ago. Just. I mean, 0:32:36.470 --> 0:32:40.670 once Lego started sneaking in. Yes. Then you start to go, okay, 0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:45.200 how do you make a fully articulating Rubik's cube? So 0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:46.760 the first thing I did, we have had a little 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:49.520 Rubik's cube keyring at home that had broken. And so 0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:51.380 I started looking on the inside of the cube and 0:32:51.380 --> 0:32:54.230 I go, okay, this is how they make them. It's 0:32:54.230 --> 0:32:58.700 quite complicated in there. There's 27 pieces plus the core 0:32:58.700 --> 0:33:02.810 piece of the cube. Here's my thinking. We we find 0:33:02.810 --> 0:33:07.100 the design for a Rubik's cube, a 3D printable Rubik's cube. 0:33:07.430 --> 0:33:10.820 We then hollow out like you just essentially make the 0:33:10.820 --> 0:33:13.790 skeleton of the cube. So the plastic bits move around. 0:33:13.790 --> 0:33:16.760 Then I will make each cube out of cake or 0:33:16.760 --> 0:33:19.640 edible material. So the cube, my vision for the cube 0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:23.300 aesthetically is it's it's on a stick with the base plate. 0:33:23.300 --> 0:33:24.890 So it's sort of like a foot off the ground. 0:33:25.100 --> 0:33:28.580 Behold the Rubik's cube cake. There might be space underneath 0:33:28.580 --> 0:33:30.440 for a nine made out of actual cake if we 0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:32.540 want to do some cutting up just for ease. Yes 0:33:32.540 --> 0:33:35.630 but that's what, you know, like vision wise. It's a cake. 0:33:35.870 --> 0:33:39.080 It's a cube floating in the air on a stick. Now, 0:33:39.080 --> 0:33:41.480 of course, when you start rotating the pieces, you're going 0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:42.920 to take a piece of cake that was on the 0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:45.590 top and rotate it upside down. And that's going to 0:33:45.590 --> 0:33:48.440 slide off like that's how it falls out. So every 0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:52.250 and every face of it could end up being underneath 0:33:52.250 --> 0:33:56.420 the cake during the solving of the cake. So every 0:33:56.420 --> 0:33:59.209 face has to resist. Gravity has to be at a 0:33:59.210 --> 0:34:04.360 hang in there. This is where it gets tricky. Anyway, 0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:07.090 I was like, let's start with the skeleton first, right? 0:34:07.330 --> 0:34:11.040 We sit down, we come up with the design. He's like, Yeah, 0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:13.590 they should wear this kind of like, remember, like we've 0:34:13.590 --> 0:34:14.910 got to try and find a way for this not 0:34:14.910 --> 0:34:16.500 to all fall apart. It's like, Well, let's just print 0:34:16.500 --> 0:34:18.960 the cube first and we'll just see if it works. 0:34:19.530 --> 0:34:21.450 It quickly becomes apparent that it's like, Are you going 0:34:21.450 --> 0:34:24.480 to take way too long? And B, we don't really 0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:26.460 have the skills, so we go on YouTube. So how 0:34:26.460 --> 0:34:27.689 long just quickly. 0:34:27.690 --> 0:34:28.859 So you obviously. 0:34:29.010 --> 0:34:31.650 For a small pace, remember, there's 27 of these. It 0:34:31.650 --> 0:34:33.690 was going to be like six hours per piece. 0:34:33.690 --> 0:34:36.540 Right? So you press go cracked the beer and you're 0:34:36.540 --> 0:34:40.470 sitting there and he's going, well why are you standing around? 0:34:40.739 --> 0:34:43.890 Yeah. So in my head it was like The Jetsons 0:34:43.890 --> 0:34:46.230 where you press and go and it like and there's 0:34:46.230 --> 0:34:50.129 a cloud and the smoke dissipates and it's made it 0:34:50.130 --> 0:34:53.400 is not that. So then we go on YouTube and 0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:58.860 we we find Australia's greatest 3D printing genius. His name's Angus. 0:34:58.860 --> 0:35:00.750 He's from a website called Maker's Muse. He's got a 0:35:00.750 --> 0:35:03.990 YouTube channel. So I start harassing him online and I 0:35:03.989 --> 0:35:06.210 can't get in contact with him. So they now the 0:35:06.210 --> 0:35:10.620 clock is ticking down. Luckily, like last Friday, he's like, 0:35:10.620 --> 0:35:12.989 Oh man, I never checked these emails. Yeah, because I 0:35:12.989 --> 0:35:15.000 was like, begging with him, Please, me and my brother 0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:16.530 in law, this is what we're trying to do. We 0:35:16.530 --> 0:35:20.670 really need your help. He goes, Sounds, sounds really weird, 0:35:20.670 --> 0:35:23.399 but yes, I think I know what you're saying. And 0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.800 and because he'd made a Rubik's Cube before, but he'd 0:35:25.800 --> 0:35:28.860 never put the design online anyway, he shares his state 0:35:28.860 --> 0:35:31.590 secrets with us. Jazz and him sort of get together 0:35:31.590 --> 0:35:33.690 and they're colluding. And I was like, Let's blow it up. Like, 0:35:33.690 --> 0:35:36.660 we want to make it big. Yeah. Yesterday I got 0:35:36.660 --> 0:35:41.160 the pieces right. They're massive. I thought I would have 0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:43.020 these a week ago to run a test because what 0:35:43.020 --> 0:35:44.820 I'm actually going to do is it's not going to 0:35:44.820 --> 0:35:47.190 be cake in there. It's going to be the marshmallow 0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:50.310 and rice bubble mixture, right? Like a Rice Krispie, which 0:35:50.310 --> 0:35:53.010 is very legal in the baking world. That counts as cake. 0:35:53.219 --> 0:35:57.140 So it's fully edible, the cube, except for the plastic shell, 0:35:57.150 --> 0:35:58.440 but so hang on. 0:35:58.440 --> 0:35:59.969 The plastic shells on the outside. 0:36:00.510 --> 0:36:03.000 Plastic shells on the inside, then the cakes on the outside. 0:36:03.150 --> 0:36:05.680 So the plastic shell is sort of like a it's 0:36:05.700 --> 0:36:08.759 hard to describe, but it's a it's the interior of 0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:11.969 the cube. And then I'm packing the exterior with rice 0:36:11.969 --> 0:36:13.110 bubbles and marshmallow. 0:36:13.140 --> 0:36:16.890 I get you. And then on the outside of the cube. 0:36:16.890 --> 0:36:19.680 Yeah. Then so that whole cube volume is made of 0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:22.350 rice bubbles and marshmallows, which I put in as a lump. 0:36:22.350 --> 0:36:24.990 Then when it sets, my plan is to shave it 0:36:24.989 --> 0:36:27.180 perfectly on the outside into the shape of the cube. 0:36:27.420 --> 0:36:30.420 I then ice those. I've got to make 27 individual 0:36:30.420 --> 0:36:33.540 ones with the correct colors. Click it all together. That's 0:36:33.540 --> 0:36:37.469 your cake. That's the theory. He's the really tricky bit. 0:36:37.469 --> 0:36:40.320 I because I'm doing this all on WhatsApp and the 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.870 kind of the printing geniuses I left them to kind 0:36:42.870 --> 0:36:45.090 of do it. I'm not really needed in that channel. 0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:50.550 They've nailed the printing part like Maker's Muse, My brother 0:36:50.550 --> 0:36:54.610 in law, they're very good 3D printers. The tricky part 0:36:54.610 --> 0:36:59.050 is this is a big cube. And I did a 0:36:59.050 --> 0:37:00.819 test last night with a corner piece because I was like, 0:37:00.820 --> 0:37:03.009 I've got to do a test before cake night if 0:37:03.010 --> 0:37:04.990 this doesn't stick. Do you know what I mean? Like, 0:37:04.989 --> 0:37:07.120 if this mixture, if you turn this upside down, it 0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:12.190 just slips out. Yeah. Like, honestly, full disclosure, I'm also, 0:37:12.190 --> 0:37:14.470 in my mind, I'm like this easily. Like, there are 0:37:14.469 --> 0:37:16.750 several parts of this where it's like, it's just all over. 0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:20.380 I've got another cake. Good standing by. That could just 0:37:20.380 --> 0:37:23.109 be a sorry cake. Like sometimes it's just literally just 0:37:23.110 --> 0:37:26.440 a round cake that says Happy birthday and I'm so sorry. 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:28.600 And I tried. So I did a test last night. 0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:32.560 Have a guess how much weight, how much volume of 0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:36.430 marshmallow and rice bubbles needs to go in each one 0:37:36.430 --> 0:37:38.020 of the 27 cubes? 0:37:38.530 --> 0:37:39.070 Well. 0:37:39.340 --> 0:37:41.529 Are you trying to make the size of it so 0:37:41.530 --> 0:37:42.850 bigger than a normal Rubik's cube? 0:37:42.850 --> 0:37:46.299 Obviously, each each component, each little cube is bigger than 0:37:46.300 --> 0:37:47.230 a normal Rubik's cube. 0:37:47.230 --> 0:37:48.339 That's way too big. 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:51.310 I know, I know. Well, I didn't get a chance 0:37:51.310 --> 0:37:52.990 to see it yet because I just said to them. 0:37:52.989 --> 0:37:55.090 Seems awesome guys. And they show me footage of it 0:37:55.090 --> 0:37:57.180 being printed. I was like, Man, look at it go. 0:37:57.190 --> 0:37:59.230 And I actually didn't see it till it was printed 0:37:59.230 --> 0:38:01.570 out yesterday. And I went, This is a big cube 0:38:01.570 --> 0:38:04.149 and this is going to be full of cake. Each one. 0:38:04.330 --> 0:38:07.000 By my estimates, there's going to be over five kilograms 0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:10.920 of marshmallow in each cube. No, no, in the whole cake. Okay. 0:38:11.140 --> 0:38:15.520 There's 250g of marshmallow and rice balls in each cube. 0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:18.370 That's wild. It's too much. It's weight. Because in your 0:38:18.370 --> 0:38:21.670 head you go, Yeah, rice bubbles very light, but it 0:38:21.670 --> 0:38:24.580 all kind of melts down and it's it's pretty dense. 0:38:25.060 --> 0:38:26.080 So that's where I'm at. 0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:26.549 Plan. 0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:29.710 Well, the plan is I make them you make them first. 0:38:29.710 --> 0:38:32.080 Like I'll have to create the cubes first, put them 0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:35.140 in the freezer. Then I was actually speaking to Scotty Cam. 0:38:35.140 --> 0:38:36.489 He hasn't got back to me yet, but I texted 0:38:36.489 --> 0:38:38.650 him before because I was like, Mate, I'm going to 0:38:38.650 --> 0:38:45.049 have these like, globular rice bubble marshmallow things. What tool exists? Oh, 0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:47.830 where I could shave this away? I said, like, I 0:38:47.830 --> 0:38:51.370 have an electric chainsaw, like from our machine. Yeah. 0:38:51.370 --> 0:38:52.149 Yeah. Brutal. 0:38:53.500 --> 0:38:55.150 But it feels like it's just going to get clogged 0:38:55.150 --> 0:38:57.980 and jammed up with marshmallow and rice bubbles. And I 0:38:57.980 --> 0:39:01.300 also just. I'm not a massive nerd about safety, but 0:39:01.300 --> 0:39:03.370 it just doesn't feel right to be using a chainsaw 0:39:03.370 --> 0:39:05.830 in the kitchen. Yeah, like if Zo walks in and 0:39:05.830 --> 0:39:08.410 I'm using a chainsaw in the kitchen, it's going to 0:39:08.410 --> 0:39:09.760 be on me. If an accident happens. 0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.720 There's heated rods full. Fine. 0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.569 This is what I'm. Yeah, I'm thinking of a heated 0:39:13.570 --> 0:39:17.020 rod or a heated hacksaw blade. Yeah. So I freeze 0:39:17.020 --> 0:39:19.210 them down and I just. Anyway, it depends what Scotty 0:39:19.210 --> 0:39:21.640 comes back with, but he's a he's working on it 0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:24.040 for me at the moment. I would have now that 0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.170 I realize the undertaking of this, I would have loved 0:39:26.170 --> 0:39:28.420 to be at this stage one week ago. Yeah. Just 0:39:28.420 --> 0:39:31.870 just to understand the basic physics work as it stands. 0:39:32.020 --> 0:39:34.210 And we're still four pieces short for the cube, but 0:39:34.210 --> 0:39:36.640 I've got it on good authority that'll arrive this afternoon 0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:39.880 or tomorrow morning. So tomorrow night I will have I 0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:43.210 will be ready to attempt this. But even last night's 0:39:43.210 --> 0:39:47.259 test with one like lumpy corner and it took nearly 0:39:47.260 --> 0:39:49.509 an hour this morning I went to the fridge. It 0:39:49.510 --> 0:39:51.669 holds upside down. How long it will last for, we 0:39:51.670 --> 0:39:52.270 don't know. 0:39:52.300 --> 0:39:55.270 So you've got potentially 27 hours. 0:39:55.930 --> 0:39:57.580 I've got to shopping that up, though. I've got to 0:39:57.580 --> 0:39:59.200 I've got to think of a faster I got to 0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:00.969 think of a faster way to do it. The other 0:40:00.969 --> 0:40:04.779 thing is, in my head, it was so clean. When 0:40:04.780 --> 0:40:08.410 you're working with this marshmallow rice bubble stuff, it is everywhere. 0:40:08.410 --> 0:40:11.379 And the the cube only rotate like the cube operates 0:40:11.380 --> 0:40:12.640 on smoothness. Are you doing. 0:40:12.640 --> 0:40:15.549 This in your kitchen at home? Yes. That would be 0:40:15.550 --> 0:40:18.760 hiding this. Yeah. Yeah. So you got that against you 0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:19.180 as well? 0:40:19.660 --> 0:40:21.430 Yeah. And she saw me doing the test last night 0:40:21.430 --> 0:40:24.430 and she said, Oh, you're not doing that. Not again. 0:40:24.430 --> 0:40:26.980 Like the marshmallow. Yeah. I don't want this one because 0:40:26.980 --> 0:40:30.100 I made. I've used it before. It's not a fan favorite. No. 0:40:30.100 --> 0:40:34.690 With the marshmallow rice mix, how often is that finished 0:40:34.989 --> 0:40:36.190 with people eating it? 0:40:36.640 --> 0:40:39.910 All the time. Yeah. Big. Like one of the. One 0:40:39.910 --> 0:40:41.320 of the more famous. I was looking at someone on 0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:44.470 YouTube night. Made a big SpongeBob SquarePants cake with it. 0:40:44.620 --> 0:40:46.719 I mean, that's the thing. Yeah, people love it. Absolutely 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.510 love it. It's a delicious trade, especially five kilograms of 0:40:49.510 --> 0:40:50.840 it for the eight children. 0:40:50.860 --> 0:40:54.879 Like, you. 0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:57.340 Know, I have to tell him to. Really? Yeah. Okay, guys, 0:40:57.340 --> 0:41:01.509 there's only 400g of marshmallows each. And if you're hungry, 0:41:01.810 --> 0:41:04.530 you know, have a banana because there's only. Yeah, it's 0:41:04.540 --> 0:41:07.570 only half a kilo each for you in this cake. 0:41:08.050 --> 0:41:10.719 Good luck, man. Mate, we're here for you. 0:41:10.870 --> 0:41:13.060 I'm the words of Jack. It does feel impossible at 0:41:13.060 --> 0:41:16.600 this stage, but the joy on his face when he's 0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:18.850 trying to rotate this thing around, it's all falling apart. 0:41:18.850 --> 0:41:19.239 And it's. 0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:22.240 It's solved. His 20th birthday when you finally finished. 0:41:22.850 --> 0:41:23.930 With 20, 20. 0:41:24.010 --> 0:41:24.520 21st. 0:41:24.520 --> 0:41:24.940 Mate. 0:41:28.870 --> 0:41:32.859 Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandi podcast will return next week. 0:41:32.860 --> 0:41:35.259 Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy.