1 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:04,260 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:13,020 S2: Activate your internet because the mission and the podcast starts 3 00:00:13,020 --> 00:00:16,020 S2: in three two. 4 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:21,389 UU: Sorry. Still buffering. One. 5 00:00:23,610 --> 00:00:26,040 S3: Ahoy, Timmy Akaka. Hamish. 6 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,020 S4: Oh, God bless you. Hey. 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,800 S3: Ahoy, Timmy. Second Jack. 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,440 S5: Ahoy. It's not third, so I'll take it. 9 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,979 S4: It's not safe. It's not. It's not first, and it's 10 00:00:37,979 --> 00:00:39,930 S4: not six. We know who might be first. 11 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,390 S3: No, I'm the partner. 12 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:44,610 S4: Oh, okay. 13 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:45,239 S5: Okay. 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,909 S4: You guys. So we've got a partner, a second and 15 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:52,770 S4: a catcher. What workplace are we in? I thought, which 16 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:53,970 S4: would never be said. 17 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,590 S3: You guys would know, but I wouldn't know. 18 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:59,340 S4: Right. We'd almost never be said by anyone in a workplace. 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,340 S4: You never go. Right. So we've got the jib rocker, 20 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:05,399 S4: the carpenter and the Sparky. Who are we and what 21 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,420 S4: workplace we? Uh, I don't. I don't know what that 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,070 S4: is like. Is it a business thing? Do you mean actuary? 23 00:01:14,430 --> 00:01:15,480 S3: No. No. Do you mean. 24 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,890 S4: Acupuncturist? Yes. Are you bad at reading today? 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,399 S3: No. No. I hope I pronounce it correctly, but it's the. 26 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,330 S4: Oh, is it boxing? 27 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,500 S3: No, it's. It's something that you guys have both. You've 28 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,050 S3: gone through it twice. Him required this. You've only required 29 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:31,410 S3: it once. 30 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,810 S4: You're right. Okay. Childbirth anaesthetist. 31 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,899 S5: Oh. Is it something in the in the delivery room. 32 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,990 S3: Well the midwife directly catching the baby is referred to 33 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:41,550 S3: as the akasha apparently. 34 00:01:41,819 --> 00:01:43,110 S4: Yeah, right. We just called out. 35 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:48,270 S3: Sharon avoided my Sharon. 36 00:01:48,570 --> 00:01:50,520 S4: Sorry we couldn't afford a French birth. 37 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,710 S3: And so I was the partner. As in, like, you know. 38 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:56,610 S5: You're the fucking partner. 39 00:01:56,610 --> 00:01:59,520 S4: And the second you're the second is just in case 40 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,840 S4: there was paternity questions. The second the second is also 41 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,860 S4: welcome in the suite, but they're the less likely father. Well, 42 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,839 S4: I believe it's the second. I didn't have a second 43 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,750 S4: in mind. Thank God. Did you have a second for yours, Jack? 44 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:14,190 S5: No, I was the only one in there, but it 45 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:16,500 S5: was Covid time, so maybe they were being strict about this. 46 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,450 S4: So, guys, you're going to have to pick one because 47 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,860 S4: we know allowed seconds in the. 48 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:23,370 S3: Second midwife that comes in to scribe and gather things 49 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,760 S3: in case of emergency. But maybe you guys had some 50 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,270 S3: smooth sailing. 51 00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:30,299 S5: Don't even remember the scribe. Really? So someone take a minute? Yeah, 52 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:32,989 S5: I don't think so. I'm sitting there just. 53 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,200 S3: Typing away. 54 00:02:34,260 --> 00:02:39,540 S4: Going. Grunt, grunt, grunting, grunting, breathing, swearing, grunting. 55 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:39,780 S3: Being. 56 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:43,350 S4: Helpful, holding hands. Ouch, ouch, ouch. You're holding my hand 57 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:47,460 S4: too tight from the husband. No. You know, these are 58 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,800 S4: all legitimate names. The problem is they end like when 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,350 S4: you're in the birthing suite. They don't tell us anything. 60 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:55,829 S4: The husbands are like we are. We barely outrank the lamp. 61 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:59,209 S4: It's just like you. You are useless in there. Yeah. 62 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,770 S4: I was trying to feed so strong that I'd made it. 63 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,019 S3: What you told me. 64 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:06,060 S4: We bought in trail mix because I'm like, Honey, you're 65 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,630 S4: about to undergo the hardest endurance event of your life. 66 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:12,030 S4: I had electrolytes, grog, and I was. I was on 67 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:15,600 S4: snacks and mood. I had mood lighting songs and snacks 68 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:20,100 S4: as well. Honestly, there's nothing else. You're not part of 69 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,320 S4: it as far like, you're welcome to be there, but 70 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:25,620 S4: you have no medical importance. So they would then they 71 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:28,080 S4: wouldn't even go, Oh, hi, I'm the Akaka. This is 72 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,690 S4: the second that's wasted time talking to the dad. Just 73 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:33,780 S4: wasted time. Yes. When you're in the process of bringing 74 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,619 S4: a baby out. So we definitely met him. Yeah, but 75 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:40,170 S4: we weren't. We weren't deemed relevant enough to give them 76 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:41,190 S4: to get their titles. 77 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:45,600 S3: Understood. Hoi also to Tom from Cambridge over in the UK. 78 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:46,170 S4: Tell me, boy. 79 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:50,430 S6: Ahoy, boys. Happy birthday, Andy. This is Tom from Cambridge, 80 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:54,030 S6: a strong ambassador, having managed to get a few overseas 81 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:56,640 S6: listeners over here for you, one of whom I'd be 82 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,760 S6: remiss not to shout out poker chips. Mitch, I bet 83 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,310 S6: you thought you'd never hear me on here. Power move 84 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:06,720 S6: achieved anyway. Outrageous that you guys ask us VIPs to 85 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,080 S6: essentially leave you a voice note for every episode and 86 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,990 S6: then sting us with that song about how we're all twats. 87 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:16,680 S6: But don't worry, not upset, just disappointed. Have a great 88 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,479 S6: show lads. Catches. 89 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,700 S3: He does make a point. 90 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:21,630 S4: Good point. 91 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,820 S3: Few weeks ago we did say that we didn't want 92 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,430 S3: voice notes and it is something that we've asked everyone 93 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:29,580 S3: to do in any easy to use upload system. 94 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:32,310 S4: Tommy's come on there and burned us a beauty and 95 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:35,359 S4: managed to get a jab into Pokey chips. Mitch Really? 96 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,490 S4: He's walking away with a kill count of four from four. 97 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:43,410 S3: Very, very good take from Tom. Hey, I wanted to 98 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:46,159 S3: kick off today. With an experiment. 99 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:48,500 S4: That we're all about science on this show. 100 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:52,610 S3: I'm about to give you guys something you'll have. 101 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,839 S4: You've given me a sealed up tote bag. 102 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:59,090 S3: Two things you'll get. I'll do it now. Jack, I'm 103 00:04:59,089 --> 00:04:59,870 S3: passing you. 104 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:00,780 S5: I'm getting some time. 105 00:05:00,890 --> 00:05:05,089 S3: Passing you toothpaste and toothbrush. Okay. Thank you, guys. I've. 106 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:09,250 S3: Being accused by Beck for not putting the right amount 107 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,440 S3: of toothpaste on or to. 108 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:12,849 S5: Great question because you never get to see what anyone else. 109 00:05:13,029 --> 00:05:14,680 S4: This would hurt Andy because he would have thought he 110 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,260 S4: had the perfect system. I wouldn't be surprised if Andy 111 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:20,260 S4: gets the curl every time. You know, the the one that. 112 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:20,710 S5: They. 113 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:24,219 S4: Had, which I've never successfully achieved. But I would be 114 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,250 S4: surprised if you I wouldn't be surprised if you got it. 115 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,840 S3: So what I wanted for us all to do now. 116 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,039 S4: We get these toothbrushes. 117 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:30,310 S3: Yes. 118 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,350 S4: Free toothbrush. Yeah. 119 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:33,760 S5: Yeah. I always need a changeover to happy about that. 120 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,510 S4: Don't you wait until your dentist finds out about this. 121 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:39,570 S4: He's probably doing a science for you right now. 122 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:42,490 S5: Now, what happens when I. When my toothbrush goes too 123 00:05:42,490 --> 00:05:44,380 S5: long and I'm like, I've got to. I've got to 124 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:46,570 S5: change that. But I always forget. Now I go, All right, 125 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:48,489 S5: I'm throwing it out, which will force me to go 126 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,289 S5: to the shops and get a new one. But sometimes. 127 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:51,039 S4: Five nights of no. 128 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,520 S5: Brushing, sometimes I'll get to the nighttime. I'll go walk. 129 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:56,060 S5: I'm not going to go to the shops now. It's dark. Hey, Jacob. 130 00:05:56,130 --> 00:06:02,260 S3: I've got a treat for you. Change your toothbrush. Bead. Toothbrush. 131 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:03,320 S5: Me. 132 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,650 S3: Brush, mead, brush. 133 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,039 S4: All right. Start with the old one. And then halfway 134 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,190 S4: through to a pit stop on new tires, right? Yeah. Okay. Oh, 135 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:10,760 S4: the pace. 136 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,729 S3: And the feet. Like you get the direct comparison. It's. 137 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:15,020 S5: It's a it's a real. It's a. 138 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:17,539 S3: Great point. It's a great way to feel grateful and 139 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,039 S3: appreciate the new brush. 140 00:06:19,070 --> 00:06:20,210 S4: So you turn it into a treat. 141 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:23,630 S3: Yep. Cos I'd like you all to put what you 142 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:26,870 S3: would the amount of toothpaste you'd normally put on and 143 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:27,830 S3: then we'll show each other. 144 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:32,930 S4: Is this before. I mean usually I put toothpaste on, 145 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:35,690 S4: then I'm either talking to the kids or something. I 146 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:38,840 S4: put the toothbrush down, it drops, it pulls on the bench. 147 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,150 S4: So this is before the drop? Yes. Before the I 148 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:44,810 S4: would say more than half the time I'm brushing with toothpaste. 149 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:46,220 S4: That's hit the bench or the sink. 150 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:48,710 S3: No, this is your anticipated once you put it on 151 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:49,730 S3: what you were going for. 152 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:53,690 S5: And were you always go toothpaste straight to mouth or 153 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:54,979 S5: do you add a little bit of water, add a 154 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:55,290 S5: little bit of. 155 00:06:55,350 --> 00:06:57,680 S4: Water? And I would do normally because I was trying 156 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,239 S4: to get the curl, I've got to stretch. 157 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:01,790 S5: Well, that wasn't the experiment. I know. I know. Okay. 158 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,169 S4: Okay. 159 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:06,589 S3: I'm short yours. Look. Okay. 160 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,860 S4: I think that's actually more than I would normally do 161 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:11,690 S4: when you think about it, when I'm. Because I was 162 00:07:11,690 --> 00:07:13,160 S4: actually trying to mimic a toothpaste. 163 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:13,700 S3: Ad, You don't. 164 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,630 S4: That is too. 165 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:15,470 S3: Much. It's way too much. 166 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,240 S5: The ad you don't actually need that much. 167 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:19,910 S4: I've actually never thought about that. That's way too much way. 168 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,920 S3: Too much on the ads. And of course, they're going 169 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,570 S3: to say that because they want you to buy a new. 170 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,030 S4: Be happy if it was one squirt per tube. Yeah. 171 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,060 S4: What they want if. 172 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,120 S3: They if they I don't think they had things on 173 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:29,390 S3: the back. 174 00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:32,060 S4: Of a tube. It's a really common thing on companies 175 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,990 S4: where they're like, you know, you know, have this, have 176 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,860 S4: this drink, you know, vitamin C drink or whatever, or 177 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,010 S4: like an electrolyte drink, you know, try and have 3 178 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:44,420 S4: or 4 servings a day. Um, really get you burning 179 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,100 S4: for it like Weet-Bix. Yeah. Try to do 12 or 180 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,400 S4: 15 trying to try it. Don't eat it for more 181 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,040 S4: than three meals a day. But that would suit us 182 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,840 S4: if you were, if you were eating that much. 183 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,750 S3: Hamish looks hold up yours Jack Hamish and Jack's look 184 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:57,860 S3: very similar. 185 00:07:58,650 --> 00:08:02,020 S5: This mine is only half full. I would say. Wow. Andy, 186 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:06,890 S5: what are you doing? Come on. You can't even see it. 187 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,130 S4: It's this, mate. You're not camping. What are you doing? 188 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,550 S5: I will describe. That is, you know how a toothbrush 189 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:17,020 S5: naturally has, like, little mountains on it for the brushes, 190 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,550 S5: it doesn't even get above the tallest mountain. 191 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:22,250 S4: Yeah. If that was a ski field, you wouldn't go 192 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,840 S4: out that day. We didn't get enough coverage last night. 193 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:29,060 S4: That's a dusting. That's like a light. A light season dusting. 194 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:33,800 S3: I don't think you need more. Like, have you tried this? 195 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:35,030 S3: This is. This is. 196 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:37,070 S5: It Wouldn't even be minty in the mouth. 197 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:38,270 S3: Yeah, There's enough. 198 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:41,090 S4: Meaning in an old toothbrush. You'd be tasting more oldness 199 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:44,059 S4: the newness. Like it's not enough to clean the bristles 200 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,670 S4: like your teeth. That's why I was. 201 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:48,350 S3: So high. 202 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:49,170 S5: So shocked. 203 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:51,439 S4: Mine is doing all right. 204 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,540 S5: Doing what you're doing. 205 00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:57,380 S3: Okay. Find a three millimeter line across the top. That's all. 206 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,699 S3: I think that's all you need in your stacking. Yours. 207 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,400 S3: I reckon most of that just travels straight into your 208 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,330 S3: gums as soon as you go. 209 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:04,190 S5: No, no, it makes it lather. 210 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:06,349 S4: Yeah, It's like a like like in Spain where they 211 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:09,080 S4: have foam parties. Like, that's. That's. It's a dance floor 212 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,569 S4: in there. Yeah. You've got the amount, you know the tooth. 213 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:13,990 S4: You go to the dentist. Sorry Jack. Regular dentist. Have 214 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,170 S4: been to medical school. Yeah. When you go there he's. 215 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,150 S5: He's a doctor. 216 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:19,880 S4: He's a holistic not holistic ones who were told by 217 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,719 S4: a dreamcatcher they should become a dentist. But when they 218 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,360 S4: do that when a normal genders they do a little polish. 219 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,550 S4: At the end they sort of smudge a tiny that's 220 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:31,100 S4: what you've got that amount as the clean, you've got 221 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,210 S4: the polish amount. 222 00:09:32,210 --> 00:09:33,589 S3: I think that's all you need. 223 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,650 S5: I you must see the ads then because that is 224 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:38,840 S5: 1/100 of what they put on the ad. 225 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:42,380 S4: You're treating it like food dye in icing. We need 226 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:45,950 S4: like one drop to make pink icing. Try it. 227 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:47,690 S3: Start just peeling. No, no. 228 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:53,680 S4: I don't have time to be so sad tonight. I 229 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:55,910 S4: don't have time to go in and re clean afterwards. 230 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:57,980 S4: Far out. 231 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,860 S3: I mean, maybe I'm. 232 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,030 S4: What do you think? I mean, you must look at 233 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,429 S4: this and go. That's. That's a week's. 234 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,320 S3: Worth. I feel like you're wasting it. I feel like 235 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,220 S3: I said. I said at the back. 236 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:09,380 S4: I said back. It's in the mouth. It's not a waste. 237 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,750 S3: But. Well, you could ration it better because I think 238 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,069 S3: the same is being done. 239 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:15,949 S4: Are you resting it for me? You're doing okay. It's 240 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,060 S4: actually not the depression. 241 00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:19,490 S5: It's kind of impressive, the dexterity that it would have had. 242 00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,860 S5: You had to get such a little amount out from 243 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:22,339 S5: one squeeze. 244 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:23,120 S3: Well, the other. Have you. 245 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,880 S4: Ever tried have you ever if you put this much 246 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,400 S4: on mine, would you would you scrape some back. 247 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,030 S5: Into the. 248 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:32,600 S3: Tube? No, but I would say. Becca, are you ready? Oh. 249 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:34,370 S5: Wow. 250 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,319 S4: You come here and have my dregs. 251 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,230 S3: But the other part that I do like, technically technique 252 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,240 S3: is look at my top of my lid. 253 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,609 S5: Yeah. Not. Not there's nothing else. 254 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:47,540 S3: So I wipe off the top of the lid cleanly. 255 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,770 S3: Snap back. 256 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:50,569 S5: Yeah. It's like. It's like a brand new tube. 257 00:10:50,809 --> 00:10:54,410 S4: Yeah. I'm actually not losing too much sleep at night 258 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,410 S4: worrying about the state of my lid back in the bathroom. 259 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,590 S4: But do we take this further? Because, like you, obviously, 260 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:03,319 S4: you open mouth kiss back, right? So you've got no 261 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:07,640 S4: problems sharing saliva. I've done that. Would you like. Obviously 262 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:10,850 S4: the toothpaste isn't going anywhere. Would you brush your teeth 263 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:14,929 S4: then spit that into her mouth? So. Well we're not 264 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:15,530 S4: far off. 265 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:19,010 S5: Oh, yeah. She could she take a normal amount and 266 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:19,579 S5: then you get. 267 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:20,420 S4: It into. 268 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:21,740 S3: Your. Yes. No, no. 269 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,190 S4: It's still doing its job. It's just spitting. Just spitting toothpaste. 270 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:26,630 S4: Both things you've admitted you love. 271 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:32,540 S3: Hey, haven't played this for a while. I've missed it. 272 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:35,770 S3: So let's get into it. Give me With your best chance. 273 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,979 S7: Not a year away. Chit chat champion. 274 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,030 S3: If you think you're the best at small talk, we've 275 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:47,420 S3: got an arena for you to show your skills. 276 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:49,500 S4: And boy, oh boy, don't. A lot of people think 277 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,910 S4: they're the best at small talk. And we put it 278 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,830 S4: down to the fact that when you listen to this, 279 00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,950 S4: it's got to be the most commonly thought. I could 280 00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:56,459 S4: do that. 281 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,180 S3: Yeah, I. 282 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:59,130 S4: Could do that. Like some of the special skills. You're 283 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,579 S4: not going I could name every Oscar winner, not every category. 284 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,160 S4: That's not one that you often go, I could do that. 285 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,690 S4: But with champions there is a real element guy. I 286 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:11,070 S4: could do that. But as we know on the big stage, yes, 287 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,530 S4: it can. The pressure can be immense. 288 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,589 S3: If you're a new listener, welcome. By all means. We 289 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:19,559 S3: always suggest you go back to the start. But the 290 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,680 S3: way this works is we will start a conversation between 291 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:26,490 S3: Hamish and I and then it's the job of the 292 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:30,570 S3: Contender to jump in with the next line of conversation. 293 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:33,330 S3: They cannot ask a question. Yeah, they just have to 294 00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,790 S3: keep the ball of the conversation. Ball in the air. 295 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:38,340 S4: It's the hardest kind of chat. This is probably what 296 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:42,030 S4: we don't highlight enough because we we we do obviously, 297 00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:44,520 S4: and are united to make it fair between both contestants. 298 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,900 S4: We know what we're about to say. 299 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,420 S3: We say the exact same conversation. So yeah. 300 00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:51,720 S4: So they have the exact same data. We we do 301 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,600 S4: make it you know, it's a it's a high pressure 302 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,689 S4: conversation to enter because you can't help but feel like 303 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,720 S4: it's actually it's not even chit chat. It's coming into 304 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,689 S4: a conversation to try and make a good impression with 305 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:06,270 S4: your first move. That is a hard thing to do, 306 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,640 S4: especially when we take away the advantage of questions. 307 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,670 S3: Exactly. Phoebe joins us. Phoebe, ahoy to you. 308 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:12,390 S8: Ahoy, boys. 309 00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,910 S3: How are you? Phoebe, wait. Well, you reached out to 310 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:17,700 S3: us and said that you would like to participate in 311 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,580 S3: chit chat champions. What makes you a good small talker. 312 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:25,260 S8: I hope. Well, I am the youngest of four girls, 313 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:28,800 S8: so a lot to chat to. Had to make my 314 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:32,250 S8: presence known as the fourth child. And I'm also an 315 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:35,940 S8: OT student and occupational therapy student, so lots of chat 316 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:36,740 S8: going on in you. 317 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:39,120 S4: Yeah, that's true. So a lot of new. And then 318 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,880 S4: when you get into occupational therapy, you know, you patients 319 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,400 S4: all the time so a lot. Exactly. Small talk. Yeah. 320 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,290 S3: And a variety of patients I'd say. So you can 321 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:48,840 S3: go old. You can go young males. Females. 322 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,620 S8: Exactly. 323 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,840 S4: Yeah. Got to play the full body for anything really. 324 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,679 S4: When you're the youngest sibling though, do you is that 325 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:57,870 S4: chat or are you asking a lot of questions and 326 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,360 S4: trying to weasel into a lot of situations like. 327 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,979 S8: Jack, I'm a bit of a weasel when it comes 328 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:07,380 S8: to a lot of things like Flat for it's really 329 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:11,550 S8: like fighting to have the first shower at the front 330 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,290 S8: and have the front seat of the car. 331 00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:16,620 S4: The corn chip sponsorship. Exactly. 332 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:17,520 S3: Exactly. 333 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,620 S5: I think a weasel is a fighter. Well pointed out. 334 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:25,100 S3: Baby, baby. Thank you. Against Phoebe today is my joy 335 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:25,680 S3: to you. 336 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,910 S9: I hope you boys. 337 00:14:26,910 --> 00:14:29,700 S3: And what makes you great at small talk. 338 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:33,210 S9: Well, funnily enough, I'm actually a health care worker as well. 339 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,730 S9: I'm a midwife, so I think that. Yeah, Phoebe and 340 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,620 S9: I have a lot in common. And I'm the youngest 341 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,560 S9: of five but have four older brothers. 342 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,030 S3: You're an actual. 343 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,360 S9: Yes, an Acacia. That's correct. That's how you say. 344 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,200 S3: Yeah. We were wondering. Yeah. 345 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,610 S9: A flair in the pronunciation there. But yeah. 346 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:52,560 S3: Cuzshe. It was tough. I looked at it and I 347 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,770 S3: was trying to go phonetically. Yeah. Okay. Would that have 348 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,470 S3: helped Jack? Or if I'd said Acacia, would you have known. 349 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,470 S4: What I'm name? I know what that is. Yeah, an 350 00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:03,630 S4: Acacia is all right. 351 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,630 S3: We're going to put em on hold, and we'll start 352 00:15:06,630 --> 00:15:09,450 S3: with Phoebe. You'll both get the exact same conversation. Your 353 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,210 S3: job is to feel it out. See, when you jump in, 354 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,790 S3: can't ask a question, but continue the conversation. Are you 355 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,600 S3: ready to go, Phoebe? 356 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:16,470 S10: Yep. 357 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:21,510 S3: Good luck. Hey. Hi, Matt. I just wondered, did you 358 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,310 S3: end up buying that compound bow? 359 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,310 S4: Not yet. I want to make sure I get the 360 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,750 S4: right one. The right brand. 361 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:35,500 S8: Mm Yeah. Brands are always iffy thing because like you 362 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,020 S8: don't want. So I'm always a bit of a cheapskate 363 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,060 S8: and I want to get something that's not going to 364 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:43,780 S8: be as expensive, but like I still want it to 365 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:47,650 S8: be good. So I really get that because you don't 366 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:50,950 S8: really want to buy a bad brand. I've got. 367 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:56,500 S3: Yeah, Maybe you feel like you ain't good. 368 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,760 S8: No, probably. Yeah, but not the best. Not the greatest. 369 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:01,690 S3: Well, I mean, when I ask you that question, you 370 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:04,060 S3: can jump straight in and you're back to talking normally, but. 371 00:16:04,210 --> 00:16:06,640 S3: But it seemed like you were answering and a miss 372 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,480 S3: Universe competition. It's a better question. World peace. You have 373 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:13,420 S3: nothing to no idea about. I'll tell you what I like. 374 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,880 S8: I had to kind of figure out what a compound was. Yes. 375 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:19,000 S8: It was like, I know. I know that ham likes camping, 376 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,490 S8: so it was like probably a bit like that. Yeah. 377 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:24,190 S4: Hunting, camping, I suppose. It's that thing where you go, 378 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:29,320 S4: we all know saying nothing is bad. So the, the 379 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:30,880 S4: opposite of that is getting a lot of words in 380 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,450 S4: the air. Just start giving. Just start getting them out 381 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:37,270 S4: there and then maybe assemble them into a thread. And 382 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,710 S4: I think that's what you're trying to do. And I 383 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,140 S4: think you did great. You probably just. 384 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,760 S3: Seemed like a long sentence to me. 385 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,490 S4: Covered off in a long sentence. You basically communicated the 386 00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,160 S4: idea that good brands are good, bad brands are bad. 387 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,370 S4: Wasting money is bad. Getting good. Am I wrong? 388 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,610 S3: Good. You're wrong. 389 00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,310 S4: You're actually not wrong. So you do get points for that. 390 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:59,170 S3: Well done. There's always two competitors. You've you've registered your go. 391 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,410 S3: Let's put her on hold and bring back Am you there? 392 00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:03,070 S9: I am. 393 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,450 S3: Yep. You ready to go? 394 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,290 S9: I'm ready. 395 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,310 S3: Okay. Good luck. 396 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:08,660 S11: Hey. How are you? 397 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,810 S4: Oh, hey, panda. 398 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,910 S3: Mate. Just winning. Did you end up buying that compound bow? 399 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,419 S4: Not yet. Still shopping around. Want to get the right one? 400 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,440 S4: The right brand? 401 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,300 S9: Guys. I know that we just met, but I've got 402 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,359 S9: a confession for you. I actually don't know anything about 403 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,619 S9: compound boys, but I'm. I'm eager to learn, you know, like, 404 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:33,840 S9: do you have anything that you want to share with mean? 405 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:39,320 S3: This is interesting. I think. 406 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,690 S4: Bright Christian brave. 407 00:17:41,690 --> 00:17:44,150 S3: To acknowledge you knew nothing about it. And I think 408 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,460 S3: that's where people sometimes get stuck. They feel like they 409 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:49,010 S3: have to add where you can it's it's okay in 410 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,390 S3: a conversation to go. I don't know what you guys 411 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:51,170 S3: talking about. 412 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:54,470 S9: So honesty. Hey guys got got to put it out there. 413 00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:56,780 S4: Hey, no, it can only be honest. No one can 414 00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,700 S4: have a go at you for being honest. Oh, that's 415 00:17:58,850 --> 00:17:59,540 S4: certainly bubbling. 416 00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:01,070 S3: Certainly fine. Bubbly. 417 00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,810 S4: I mean, right until. Until the question. The question is 418 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,220 S4: the only thing where there's a bit of a flag 419 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,200 S4: on the plan. Now, the refs are looking at it. 420 00:18:07,369 --> 00:18:07,850 S3: Jack. 421 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,459 S4: You're always you're always a question. 422 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:12,350 S5: A question. You can't you can't. 423 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:16,130 S3: We have to disqualify on technicality. I think your entry 424 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:20,149 S3: was better. But Phoebe, miraculously, you have taken. 425 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,470 S8: Out love that. 426 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,790 S3: This is the best Stephen Bradbury type win of all time. 427 00:18:26,619 --> 00:18:26,790 S4: Oh. 428 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,720 S9: I can't wait to listen to Phoebe's. 429 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:29,450 S4: Okay. 430 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,710 S3: I can't wait to listen to it back. 431 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,520 S4: I hope you've got some time. Oh, gosh, what a sight. 432 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,180 S4: And Arvo. 433 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,750 S3: Thank you. Thank you guys so much for playing. Phoebe. 434 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,820 S3: We're going to send you a token of no value, 435 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,399 S3: of course, for taking away the win. We don't attribute 436 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,800 S3: any value to it at all, but you're welcome to. 437 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,360 S4: Well, thanks, guys. 438 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:47,899 S8: Thank you. 439 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,240 S3: I'm another health star. Ratings bombshell. 440 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,050 S4: Oh, man. 441 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,190 S3: Now for people again, new to the show. Welcome. But 442 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:07,460 S3: we've been following the health star rating you see in 443 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,340 S3: Supermarket Foods, which meant to indicate which foods might be 444 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,010 S3: healthier for you to purchase or which foods you might 445 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:13,940 S3: want to avoid. 446 00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:16,850 S4: Who does the stars? Who does the stars? Was the 447 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:19,310 S4: initial cry from us because we can't figure. 448 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:19,760 S3: Out. 449 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,580 S4: Some things that aren't healthy. Get a lot. Some things 450 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,520 S4: that are kind of healthy don't score very highly at all. 451 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:26,480 S4: What have you got to do? 452 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,850 S3: Well, you know, we've tackled a lot of these. And 453 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,730 S3: so it's hard to bring something back to the group 454 00:19:31,730 --> 00:19:33,830 S3: that you think is going to wow them, because that's. 455 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,160 S4: True as time goes on. Like the the burden of 456 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,920 S4: impressiveness is really through the. 457 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,449 S3: Like a paramedic, you rock up to your first accident, 458 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,940 S3: you probably get a little bit overwhelmed. But now we've 459 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:46,490 S3: seen everything. You know, you'd think. But I reckon this 460 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:48,440 S3: one is going to be unusual for you. You're going 461 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,520 S3: to be going well, you're going to. 462 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,100 S4: Just another person lying here with their femur sticking out 463 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,830 S4: of their leg going, impressive for you. You're going to 464 00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:58,010 S4: be near for five years, mate. And then they go, fine, 465 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,410 S4: go then. Good will unimpressed. 466 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:06,560 S3: Here we go. This is from Will Horner. This morning 467 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,320 S3: my friend Jess was picking up the Coles branded Greek 468 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:14,629 S3: style natural yoghurt. Yep. He purchased one kilo at the 469 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,510 S3: cream of the creamy goodness and on her walk home 470 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:23,990 S3: discovered something outrageous. What she discovered was that the lid 471 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:29,210 S3: on the package displays a health star rating of 2.5 stars. 472 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,690 S3: See image below. I've got the image for you. Upon 473 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:37,219 S3: further inspection, she discovered the actual bucket shaped packaging of 474 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:40,310 S3: the yoghurt presented a health star rating of three stars 475 00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:41,030 S3: on the lid. 476 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:41,900 S5: Amazing. 477 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:47,240 S4: Healthier. The further you go, skim the top nice and healthy. 478 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,790 S4: Don't eat the dregs. That's where all the fats are. 479 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:54,590 S3: This changes everything. The same item displaying. 480 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,600 S5: Two different ratings. 481 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,860 S3: That's the same. 482 00:20:57,859 --> 00:20:58,760 S5: Goddamn. 483 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,820 S4: Packaging that is new. We've had the same many, many 484 00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,639 S4: cases of the same item, sometimes on the shelf next 485 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,010 S4: to each other, having different health stars but never merged 486 00:21:07,010 --> 00:21:08,030 S4: into the one the. 487 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:11,780 S3: One package with two. I hope I'd like similar to Fats. 488 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:14,480 S4: Sorry, to Fats to nothing wrong with fats, particularly in 489 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,330 S4: Greek yogurt. I should have said that's that's where the 490 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:20,060 S4: processed sugars are. Should there be any there? That's that's 491 00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:20,990 S4: what should kill you. 492 00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:25,159 S3: I hope that similar to the final scene in the 493 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,990 S3: Usual Suspects, she dropped. 494 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:27,770 S5: The yogurt. 495 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:31,369 S3: And it fell. The package just fell through in slow 496 00:21:31,369 --> 00:21:35,300 S3: motion through mid-air and then exploded. And there was a 497 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,969 S3: close up on three stars and a close up on 498 00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,890 S3: two and a half stars. But, well, how can they 499 00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:43,609 S3: possibly defend that? They've had a lot of answers for us. Yeah, 500 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,710 S3: but how can they possibly defend that one? 501 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:49,550 S4: They'll try. They'll try and we won't. We won't listen. 502 00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:51,290 S4: I remember we were told that there was going to 503 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:53,020 S4: be a big announcement coming from. 504 00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:53,390 S5: Yes. 505 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:56,899 S4: So far, nothing that we'll get that all would be revealed. 506 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,090 S4: We're always getting told in the future from the health stars, 507 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:01,280 S4: people that, oh, don't worry, there'll be an answer for 508 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,930 S4: all of this. The conspiracies are raging so hard and 509 00:22:05,930 --> 00:22:09,020 S4: fast that this mythical day, when all is explained, is 510 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:11,030 S4: getting harder and harder for them to pull off. I 511 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,739 S4: had someone contact to Sando and apologize. I don't have 512 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,609 S4: the email in front of me, but some of the 513 00:22:14,609 --> 00:22:17,900 S4: worked in packaging for for like for supermarket foods. I'm like, oh, 514 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,520 S4: we work for a company that does all the packaging. 515 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:22,340 S4: I said, look, the kind of the kind of you 516 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,459 S4: don't officially say this, but when you're designing the packaging 517 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,300 S4: anything because we've talked about how if you if you 518 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,149 S4: sometimes you have everyone in the whole range gets the 519 00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:34,850 S4: health stars. If you want to have your five star players, 520 00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:36,800 S4: you have to kind of cop a few ones does. 521 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,199 S3: Yes. If you're a brand, a total brand has to 522 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,460 S3: play doing all play. You can't you can't just can't 523 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,030 S3: just pick and choose your heroes. 524 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,090 S4: Yeah, we'll get them rated. So it's a bit of 525 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:49,100 S4: an unwritten rule that if you've got what they're starting 526 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,650 S4: to do now is if you've got low stars, you 527 00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:54,140 S4: tuck it on the back, really sort of just chuck 528 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:56,810 S4: amongst the ingredients. If you've got high stars popping on 529 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,820 S4: the front, put that review right out front. 530 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,560 S3: Doesn't surprise me. 531 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,470 S4: Nothing, nothing surprises me in this arena. 532 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,950 S3: I'm couple of weeks back now. I went to visit 533 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:15,180 S3: Becky's sister in Darwin for our overseas lessons, the top 534 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:18,629 S3: end of of Australia, and we decided to go on 535 00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,459 S3: a crocodile jumping to her. Jumping? 536 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,040 S4: Yes. Yeah. You get dirt bikes and you jump over crossing. 537 00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:25,859 S3: No, no, no. You're in a boat and the crocs 538 00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:29,429 S3: do the jumping. There were two tours to choose from 539 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,340 S3: a company called the Original Croc Jumping tour. Okay. 540 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:35,330 S4: What? 541 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,899 S5: A whole lot of chickens. 542 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:40,109 S4: Whole lot more regional croc jumping to. 543 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:46,680 S3: Or it's direct competitor, spectacular croc jumping tour. So I 544 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,159 S3: had the choice. 545 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,270 S4: The original really good marketing decision there, isn't it? Do 546 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:54,600 S4: you mark it on heritage or do you market on 547 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,199 S4: really new and improved for spectacular? 548 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:58,680 S3: I went with the original. 549 00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:00,470 S4: Thought you would have only because. 550 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,860 S3: Spectacular was folded. 551 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,159 S4: But I also feel like there would be a part 552 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,160 S4: of you that wanted to reward loyalty to the to 553 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,480 S4: the art of crocodile jumping. 554 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,910 S3: But when we got on the tour boy with a 555 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:15,690 S3: emphasising the original the guy, the start of the tour. 556 00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:20,550 S3: Hello welcome to the original croc jumping to have been 557 00:24:20,550 --> 00:24:23,850 S3: here stated the years and months. We are pretty original. 558 00:24:24,090 --> 00:24:27,149 S4: Shitty that someone's come along and gone. Yes. Hey, you 559 00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:28,980 S4: know the croc jumping tour that is booked out every 560 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:33,420 S4: single day that anyone can do that. Like they didn't 561 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:35,580 S4: have a they didn't have a license or anything. Like 562 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:38,070 S4: it would have just been someone else realizing that this 563 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:38,970 S4: is a free for all. 564 00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:42,100 S3: So I haven't done the investigation, but I will keep 565 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:45,090 S3: get delve deeper into it. But we can only assume 566 00:24:45,090 --> 00:24:48,629 S3: that they didn't open the first one calling it the original. 567 00:24:48,930 --> 00:24:49,649 S4: Yeah. What was it. 568 00:24:49,650 --> 00:24:52,830 S3: Originally? It would have just been Darwin's croc jumping to. Yeah. 569 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,350 S4: Until Because then. Because they don't own the crocs. They're 570 00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:57,150 S4: wild crocs. It's not like you can't. You don't own 571 00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:59,370 S4: the river, you don't own the crocs. It's basically your 572 00:24:59,369 --> 00:25:01,800 S4: overheads are a boat and chicken on a stick. So 573 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,220 S4: if anyone, anyone can come up with that and someone 574 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,410 S4: to take the bookings, you've got yourself a tour. 575 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,980 S3: So another mob's come along and gone. Let's just call 576 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:14,640 S3: out Spectacular. Now, might I add, it is spectacular. Even 577 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,700 S3: at the at the original one, it was spectacular seeing 578 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,800 S3: these crocs come so far out of the water because 579 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,899 S3: their tails tails are half a length of a crocodile. 580 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:22,380 S3: Do you know that? 581 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:23,550 S4: I do now. 582 00:25:23,550 --> 00:25:26,159 S3: So they're their tails are so powerful that they can 583 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,230 S3: get their whole body out to come up for the 584 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:29,940 S3: chicken on a stick? I'm not sure how often they 585 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,109 S3: need that in the wild. 586 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,770 S4: It is interesting, isn't it? Because they've got the power, 587 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:37,680 S4: but I guess they usually use it for like horizontal acceleration. Yes. 588 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,649 S4: And now, you know, in I mean crocodiles have been 589 00:25:40,650 --> 00:25:42,570 S4: around for what, 18 million years. Yeah. 590 00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:45,990 S3: We still one that was over 100 years old. Yeah. Geez. 591 00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:49,230 S3: And their biggest predator is themselves. They eat each other. 592 00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:52,200 S4: Other male crocs. Yeah. And mums face off. 593 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,020 S3: Mums eat their kids at 20 weeks old. If you've 594 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:56,790 S3: got to stay away from your mum at 20. 595 00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:58,440 S5: Weeks, no matter what. 596 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,720 S3: At 20 weeks is like fend for yourself really. And 597 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,600 S3: if because they assume another predator is going to eat 598 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,629 S3: their young, so may as well be there as well. 599 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,300 S3: Get the calories. 600 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,320 S4: I love traditions, but yeah, I don't know. I'd have 601 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,480 S4: I'd have feelings about that if I was a kid. 602 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,300 S3: So back to the task at hand for my investigation. 603 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:19,860 S3: I don't know how many years after the the original 604 00:26:19,859 --> 00:26:23,340 S3: croc jumping tour was made when Spectacular came along. But 605 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:26,399 S3: they've clearly they're probably driving to work because they're like 606 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,230 S3: 600m away from each other as the turn off. 607 00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:30,209 S4: My favorite kind of business rivalry. 608 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,610 S3: So they're driving to work one day and they see 609 00:26:32,609 --> 00:26:35,710 S3: a sign saying Spectacular jumping croc to starting striking. 610 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:39,179 S4: That's the first they heard of this because it's a 611 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,090 S4: small town like you would think. Like if, you know, 612 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:45,810 S4: if Sally's running the original and then Paul decides, I 613 00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:49,949 S4: think I'm going to do spectacular. Paul would know. Sally Yes, maybe. 614 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:53,100 S4: Probably should let it. Let it go. Let it. You know. 615 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:55,920 S3: Paul's telling us just, you know, we're going to start. 616 00:26:55,950 --> 00:27:00,480 S4: Just quietly mention over a forex gold. Hey, how's business? Oh, 617 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,770 S4: my God. It's amazing. Yeah. 618 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,899 S3: Too much. Like, much more than you. 619 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,090 S4: Can possibly buy. Headache. Yeah. 620 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,600 S3: So then the guys at the Darwin's croc jumping tour, 621 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,410 S3: they've all had to go. Gee, spectacular. Starting up, they 622 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:18,720 S3: would have thrown around a lot of different names because, 623 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,330 S3: I mean, they could have gone with more spectacular. 624 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:23,430 S5: Even more because that does make you sound like a 625 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:25,830 S5: second comer. So if you want to keep heritage, you've 626 00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:26,490 S5: got to go. 627 00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:28,200 S4: That's what they would have. Absolutely. Just go on. Let's go. 628 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,120 S4: Hard on these guys are thieves because obviously bad bloods happened. 629 00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:35,310 S4: Yeah let's just go hard on absolutely the original and 630 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,800 S4: the best They could have thrown that in there and 631 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,600 S4: the proud of them for not throwing you do often 632 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,929 S4: say people that are particularly upset trying to say original 633 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:43,440 S4: one of the best. 634 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,750 S3: Because he never said the best. 635 00:27:46,109 --> 00:27:46,830 S4: He could have. 636 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,520 S5: They could have gone for something like original and still 637 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,410 S5: spectacular croc jumping to us. 638 00:27:52,410 --> 00:27:55,109 S4: Oh yeah, tough. Because if no big, big, then if 639 00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:59,670 S4: you go, okay, we're going to call ourselves the original spectacular. 640 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,220 S5: That is dishonest. Now. 641 00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:07,270 S3: See, the original spectacular jumping to is the news particularly. 642 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:11,550 S4: Where? Yeah, we named ourselves original. Yeah. Okay. But you 643 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:13,979 S4: can't own. No, we're just saying we are happened to 644 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:17,129 S4: be spectacular. That's not our name. Yeah, I would have 645 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,170 S4: probably gone with that. I would go the the main 646 00:28:19,170 --> 00:28:21,300 S4: sign to be like, Right, these guys, if it's war, 647 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,370 S4: it's war. We're going to call ourselves the original croc 648 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:27,240 S4: jumping tours brackets. Who also happened to be spectating. Yeah. 649 00:28:28,609 --> 00:28:32,520 S4: Or to go extra to like to remove your hands 650 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:36,359 S4: completely of any wrongdoing. You just include quotes from customers 651 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,570 S4: that all include the word spectacular. That's like, the most 652 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:42,090 S4: spectacular thing I've ever seen. Boy, oh, boy. Now, this 653 00:28:42,090 --> 00:28:46,260 S4: is spectacular. I've never seen anything so spectacular. That's true. 654 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:50,480 S4: So then you're killing them both. Fun, spectacular, pretty and originality. 655 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,310 S3: If anyone has more details that lives up north. 656 00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:55,970 S4: Yeah. What was the original name of the original? 657 00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:58,080 S3: Please hit us up with me, Shankar. I'd love to 658 00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,040 S3: know a bit more about it. 659 00:29:05,150 --> 00:29:09,410 S4: And this is a time specific one usually doesn't matter 660 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:10,790 S4: when you listen to the podcast, but I feel like 661 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:14,210 S4: I have to timestamp this because today's Thursday, right heading 662 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:19,370 S4: into this weekend, it's a drop day podcast Drop day. Yes. 663 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:23,810 S4: Heading into this Friday, which is tomorrow is I've got 664 00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:27,440 S4: to make Sunny's birthday cake and this is Cake week. 665 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,940 S3: He's been slightly thinking about it. Or have you done anything? 666 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:34,610 S4: No, no, no. This is say have you done here 667 00:29:34,610 --> 00:29:36,620 S4: is a little bit different. Yes, I have. I've run 668 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:37,280 S4: a test. 669 00:29:38,030 --> 00:29:42,380 S3: Right. I mean, Finnish listeners welcome, but Hamish has a 670 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:46,250 S3: broad history now of trying to make. Well, this is this. 671 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:47,060 S4: Is my sixth year. 672 00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:50,030 S3: Actually. He doesn't bake a cake. He constructs it. 673 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,790 S4: Out of this is my seventh year of making well 674 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,920 S4: through blood, sweat and tears, constructing Lego strange. 675 00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:59,090 S3: Constructing a cake from delivered pieces of bakery. 676 00:29:59,210 --> 00:30:03,320 S4: Well, you don't. The builder does not need to make 677 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,710 S4: his shovel for the whole to count. You are allowed 678 00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:09,260 S4: to use tools. Some things that have been preassembled to 679 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:11,770 S4: put together a finished product. Would you agree though, Jack? 680 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:12,740 S4: Majesty cakes. 681 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:13,430 S3: Are. 682 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,130 S5: They're amazing. Like they're so. 683 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:16,820 S3: Good. Very good. 684 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:19,250 S4: Let us not forget how much we celebrated when I 685 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:23,150 S4: made what is essentially an a red oblong was the 686 00:30:23,150 --> 00:30:25,610 S4: original cakes and his third birthday. We're now these are 687 00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:27,440 S4: the seventh year. This is his ninth birthday. 688 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,100 S3: He's still into it. 689 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:32,210 S4: Yeah. Yeah. But now he's obviously the mood changes from 690 00:30:32,210 --> 00:30:34,490 S4: a three year old to you don't think about who's 691 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:37,130 S4: making your cake to now he's aware, you know, like 692 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,860 S4: it's become a fun tradition in the house but now 693 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:42,740 S4: it's become because the challenge is hey, whatever you say. 694 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,200 S4: And now it always has a moving part. Yes, whatever 695 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,350 S4: you say, Dad has to make it. So now, of course. 696 00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:51,200 S3: There was, of course, the cars trailer with an edible hinge. 697 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,230 S4: Yep. The back of the semi-trailer opened up and. And 698 00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:56,479 S4: there was a matchbox car which at. 699 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,110 S2: The time we. 700 00:30:57,110 --> 00:31:00,050 S4: Thought was cutting edge technology was. 701 00:31:00,530 --> 00:31:02,360 S3: Um. What's this year? 702 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:06,680 S4: Okay, here's where, here's where we're at. Usually a day 703 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,650 S4: or two out. I'll get the brief this time. It's 704 00:31:09,650 --> 00:31:10,430 S4: been a week. 705 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:11,810 S3: He's come to a week out. 706 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,340 S4: It's come to a weekend. And it just was clear 707 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:14,960 S4: what it was going to be because for the last 708 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,520 S4: 2 to 3 months, he's been heavily into Rubik's cubing. Okay? 709 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,570 S4: He's been he's been cubing his school. Yeah. When we're 710 00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:26,330 S4: away on holidays, we're just Cuban. I learnt how to 711 00:31:26,330 --> 00:31:29,630 S4: do the cube with him. I'm Cuban. Your cube. I'm terrible. 712 00:31:29,630 --> 00:31:34,280 S4: I'm basically cubing as. Just a sacrificial lamb so that 713 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,090 S4: he can laugh at me and feel good about his time. 714 00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:38,390 S3: Is he better at that Cuban than you smoking me? 715 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:39,890 S4: Jack, You can cube, can't. 716 00:31:39,890 --> 00:31:42,200 S5: You, Jack? I'm a slow Cuba as well, but still, 717 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,940 S5: your complete cube is a complete cube. 718 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:45,620 S4: That's true. I remember back in the day, and that's 719 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:46,970 S4: what I'm trying to tell, sir. Hey, hey, hey. We're 720 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:48,469 S4: all in the cube team here. We don't need. We're 721 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:51,560 S4: not all Speed Cube. And anyway, Rubik's Cube has become huge, 722 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,590 S4: so it was probably clear from a month out, you know, 723 00:31:54,590 --> 00:31:58,550 S4: because generally the cake represents like, what fad is happening 724 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:01,730 S4: at the time it was going to be cube based. Yeah. So, 725 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,260 S4: so it was like I've been thinking, what about a 726 00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:05,840 S4: Rubik's Cube cake? And I go, Yeah, okay. I thought 727 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,370 S4: this could be coming up. This was a this was 728 00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:09,980 S4: about a week or two weeks ago. Then he went, 729 00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,350 S4: But it moves. 730 00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:13,880 S5: Fully working is hard. 731 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:18,740 S4: And went, Jeez, wow, three, three lives goes all the 732 00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,810 S4: pieces move. Solvable cake. 733 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,900 S5: Hey, boss. Impossible. Possible. 734 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:28,220 S3: Well, not all solvable. Like, What's that? That. That can't be. 735 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,860 S3: I mean, easy isn't possible, but also, it's very much 736 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:32,510 S3: impossible if you're going for all edible. 737 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:34,460 S4: I'm not even close. Not even close. I gave up 738 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:36,470 S4: on all edible years and years ago. Just. I mean, 739 00:32:36,470 --> 00:32:40,670 S4: once Lego started sneaking in. Yes. Then you start to go, okay, 740 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,200 S4: how do you make a fully articulating Rubik's cube? So 741 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,760 S4: the first thing I did, we have had a little 742 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,520 S4: Rubik's cube keyring at home that had broken. And so 743 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,380 S4: I started looking on the inside of the cube and 744 00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:54,230 S4: I go, okay, this is how they make them. It's 745 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:58,700 S4: quite complicated in there. There's 27 pieces plus the core 746 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:02,810 S4: piece of the cube. Here's my thinking. We we find 747 00:33:02,810 --> 00:33:07,100 S4: the design for a Rubik's cube, a 3D printable Rubik's cube. 748 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:10,820 S4: We then hollow out like you just essentially make the 749 00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:13,790 S4: skeleton of the cube. So the plastic bits move around. 750 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:16,760 S4: Then I will make each cube out of cake or 751 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,640 S4: edible material. So the cube, my vision for the cube 752 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,300 S4: aesthetically is it's it's on a stick with the base plate. 753 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,890 S4: So it's sort of like a foot off the ground. 754 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:28,580 S4: Behold the Rubik's cube cake. There might be space underneath 755 00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:30,440 S4: for a nine made out of actual cake if we 756 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,540 S4: want to do some cutting up just for ease. Yes 757 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:35,630 S4: but that's what, you know, like vision wise. It's a cake. 758 00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:39,080 S4: It's a cube floating in the air on a stick. Now, 759 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,480 S4: of course, when you start rotating the pieces, you're going 760 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,920 S4: to take a piece of cake that was on the 761 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,590 S4: top and rotate it upside down. And that's going to 762 00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:48,440 S4: slide off like that's how it falls out. So every 763 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,250 S4: and every face of it could end up being underneath 764 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:56,420 S4: the cake during the solving of the cake. So every 765 00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,209 S4: face has to resist. Gravity has to be at a 766 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:04,360 S4: hang in there. This is where it gets tricky. Anyway, 767 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,090 S4: I was like, let's start with the skeleton first, right? 768 00:34:07,330 --> 00:34:11,040 S4: We sit down, we come up with the design. He's like, Yeah, 769 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,590 S4: they should wear this kind of like, remember, like we've 770 00:34:13,590 --> 00:34:14,910 S4: got to try and find a way for this not 771 00:34:14,910 --> 00:34:16,500 S4: to all fall apart. It's like, Well, let's just print 772 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,960 S4: the cube first and we'll just see if it works. 773 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:21,450 S4: It quickly becomes apparent that it's like, Are you going 774 00:34:21,450 --> 00:34:24,480 S4: to take way too long? And B, we don't really 775 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,460 S4: have the skills, so we go on YouTube. So how 776 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:27,689 S4: long just quickly. 777 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,859 S3: So you obviously. 778 00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:31,650 S4: For a small pace, remember, there's 27 of these. It 779 00:34:31,650 --> 00:34:33,690 S4: was going to be like six hours per piece. 780 00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:36,540 S3: Right? So you press go cracked the beer and you're 781 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:40,470 S3: sitting there and he's going, well why are you standing around? 782 00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:43,890 S4: Yeah. So in my head it was like The Jetsons 783 00:34:43,890 --> 00:34:46,230 S4: where you press and go and it like and there's 784 00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:50,129 S4: a cloud and the smoke dissipates and it's made it 785 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:53,400 S4: is not that. So then we go on YouTube and 786 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,860 S4: we we find Australia's greatest 3D printing genius. His name's Angus. 787 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:00,750 S4: He's from a website called Maker's Muse. He's got a 788 00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:03,990 S4: YouTube channel. So I start harassing him online and I 789 00:35:03,989 --> 00:35:06,210 S4: can't get in contact with him. So they now the 790 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:10,620 S4: clock is ticking down. Luckily, like last Friday, he's like, 791 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:12,989 S4: Oh man, I never checked these emails. Yeah, because I 792 00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:15,000 S4: was like, begging with him, Please, me and my brother 793 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,530 S4: in law, this is what we're trying to do. We 794 00:35:16,530 --> 00:35:20,670 S4: really need your help. He goes, Sounds, sounds really weird, 795 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:23,399 S4: but yes, I think I know what you're saying. And 796 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,800 S4: and because he'd made a Rubik's Cube before, but he'd 797 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,860 S4: never put the design online anyway, he shares his state 798 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,590 S4: secrets with us. Jazz and him sort of get together 799 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:33,690 S4: and they're colluding. And I was like, Let's blow it up. Like, 800 00:35:33,690 --> 00:35:36,660 S4: we want to make it big. Yeah. Yesterday I got 801 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:41,160 S4: the pieces right. They're massive. I thought I would have 802 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,020 S4: these a week ago to run a test because what 803 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:44,820 S4: I'm actually going to do is it's not going to 804 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:47,190 S4: be cake in there. It's going to be the marshmallow 805 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,310 S4: and rice bubble mixture, right? Like a Rice Krispie, which 806 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:53,010 S4: is very legal in the baking world. That counts as cake. 807 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:57,140 S4: So it's fully edible, the cube, except for the plastic shell, 808 00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:58,440 S4: but so hang on. 809 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,969 S3: The plastic shells on the outside. 810 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:03,000 S4: Plastic shells on the inside, then the cakes on the outside. 811 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,680 S4: So the plastic shell is sort of like a it's 812 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,759 S4: hard to describe, but it's a it's the interior of 813 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,969 S4: the cube. And then I'm packing the exterior with rice 814 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:13,110 S4: bubbles and marshmallow. 815 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:16,890 S3: I get you. And then on the outside of the cube. 816 00:36:16,890 --> 00:36:19,680 S4: Yeah. Then so that whole cube volume is made of 817 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,350 S4: rice bubbles and marshmallows, which I put in as a lump. 818 00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:24,990 S4: Then when it sets, my plan is to shave it 819 00:36:24,989 --> 00:36:27,180 S4: perfectly on the outside into the shape of the cube. 820 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:30,420 S4: I then ice those. I've got to make 27 individual 821 00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:33,540 S4: ones with the correct colors. Click it all together. That's 822 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:37,469 S4: your cake. That's the theory. He's the really tricky bit. 823 00:36:37,469 --> 00:36:40,320 S4: I because I'm doing this all on WhatsApp and the 824 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,870 S4: kind of the printing geniuses I left them to kind 825 00:36:42,870 --> 00:36:45,090 S4: of do it. I'm not really needed in that channel. 826 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,550 S4: They've nailed the printing part like Maker's Muse, My brother 827 00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:54,610 S4: in law, they're very good 3D printers. The tricky part 828 00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:59,050 S4: is this is a big cube. And I did a 829 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,819 S4: test last night with a corner piece because I was like, 830 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,009 S4: I've got to do a test before cake night if 831 00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:04,990 S4: this doesn't stick. Do you know what I mean? Like, 832 00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:07,120 S4: if this mixture, if you turn this upside down, it 833 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:12,190 S4: just slips out. Yeah. Like, honestly, full disclosure, I'm also, 834 00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:14,470 S4: in my mind, I'm like this easily. Like, there are 835 00:37:14,469 --> 00:37:16,750 S4: several parts of this where it's like, it's just all over. 836 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,380 S4: I've got another cake. Good standing by. That could just 837 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:23,109 S4: be a sorry cake. Like sometimes it's just literally just 838 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:26,440 S4: a round cake that says Happy birthday and I'm so sorry. 839 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,600 S4: And I tried. So I did a test last night. 840 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,560 S4: Have a guess how much weight, how much volume of 841 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,430 S4: marshmallow and rice bubbles needs to go in each one 842 00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:38,020 S4: of the 27 cubes? 843 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:39,070 S3: Well. 844 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,529 S5: Are you trying to make the size of it so 845 00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:42,850 S5: bigger than a normal Rubik's cube? 846 00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:46,299 S4: Obviously, each each component, each little cube is bigger than 847 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:47,230 S4: a normal Rubik's cube. 848 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:48,339 S5: That's way too big. 849 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,310 S4: I know, I know. Well, I didn't get a chance 850 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,990 S4: to see it yet because I just said to them. 851 00:37:52,989 --> 00:37:55,090 S4: Seems awesome guys. And they show me footage of it 852 00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:57,180 S4: being printed. I was like, Man, look at it go. 853 00:37:57,190 --> 00:37:59,230 S4: And I actually didn't see it till it was printed 854 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:01,570 S4: out yesterday. And I went, This is a big cube 855 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:04,149 S4: and this is going to be full of cake. Each one. 856 00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:07,000 S4: By my estimates, there's going to be over five kilograms 857 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,920 S4: of marshmallow in each cube. No, no, in the whole cake. Okay. 858 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:15,520 S4: There's 250g of marshmallow and rice balls in each cube. 859 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,370 S4: That's wild. It's too much. It's weight. Because in your 860 00:38:18,370 --> 00:38:21,670 S4: head you go, Yeah, rice bubbles very light, but it 861 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:24,580 S4: all kind of melts down and it's it's pretty dense. 862 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:26,080 S4: So that's where I'm at. 863 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,549 S3: Plan. 864 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,710 S4: Well, the plan is I make them you make them first. 865 00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:32,080 S4: Like I'll have to create the cubes first, put them 866 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,140 S4: in the freezer. Then I was actually speaking to Scotty Cam. 867 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:36,489 S4: He hasn't got back to me yet, but I texted 868 00:38:36,489 --> 00:38:38,650 S4: him before because I was like, Mate, I'm going to 869 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:45,049 S4: have these like, globular rice bubble marshmallow things. What tool exists? Oh, 870 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,830 S4: where I could shave this away? I said, like, I 871 00:38:47,830 --> 00:38:51,370 S4: have an electric chainsaw, like from our machine. Yeah. 872 00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:52,149 S3: Yeah. Brutal. 873 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,150 S4: But it feels like it's just going to get clogged 874 00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,980 S4: and jammed up with marshmallow and rice bubbles. And I 875 00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:01,300 S4: also just. I'm not a massive nerd about safety, but 876 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,370 S4: it just doesn't feel right to be using a chainsaw 877 00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:05,830 S4: in the kitchen. Yeah, like if Zo walks in and 878 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:08,410 S4: I'm using a chainsaw in the kitchen, it's going to 879 00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:09,760 S4: be on me. If an accident happens. 880 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,720 S3: There's heated rods full. Fine. 881 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,569 S4: This is what I'm. Yeah, I'm thinking of a heated 882 00:39:13,570 --> 00:39:17,020 S4: rod or a heated hacksaw blade. Yeah. So I freeze 883 00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:19,210 S4: them down and I just. Anyway, it depends what Scotty 884 00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:21,640 S4: comes back with, but he's a he's working on it 885 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,040 S4: for me at the moment. I would have now that 886 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,170 S4: I realize the undertaking of this, I would have loved 887 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:28,420 S4: to be at this stage one week ago. Yeah. Just 888 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:31,870 S4: just to understand the basic physics work as it stands. 889 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:34,210 S4: And we're still four pieces short for the cube, but 890 00:39:34,210 --> 00:39:36,640 S4: I've got it on good authority that'll arrive this afternoon 891 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,880 S4: or tomorrow morning. So tomorrow night I will have I 892 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,210 S4: will be ready to attempt this. But even last night's 893 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:47,259 S4: test with one like lumpy corner and it took nearly 894 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,509 S4: an hour this morning I went to the fridge. It 895 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:51,669 S4: holds upside down. How long it will last for, we 896 00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:52,270 S4: don't know. 897 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:55,270 S3: So you've got potentially 27 hours. 898 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:57,580 S4: I've got to shopping that up, though. I've got to 899 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,200 S4: I've got to think of a faster I got to 900 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,969 S4: think of a faster way to do it. The other 901 00:40:00,969 --> 00:40:04,779 S4: thing is, in my head, it was so clean. When 902 00:40:04,780 --> 00:40:08,410 S4: you're working with this marshmallow rice bubble stuff, it is everywhere. 903 00:40:08,410 --> 00:40:11,379 S4: And the the cube only rotate like the cube operates 904 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,640 S4: on smoothness. Are you doing. 905 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,549 S3: This in your kitchen at home? Yes. That would be 906 00:40:15,550 --> 00:40:18,760 S3: hiding this. Yeah. Yeah. So you got that against you 907 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,180 S3: as well? 908 00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:21,430 S4: Yeah. And she saw me doing the test last night 909 00:40:21,430 --> 00:40:24,430 S4: and she said, Oh, you're not doing that. Not again. 910 00:40:24,430 --> 00:40:26,980 S4: Like the marshmallow. Yeah. I don't want this one because 911 00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:30,100 S4: I made. I've used it before. It's not a fan favorite. No. 912 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:34,690 S3: With the marshmallow rice mix, how often is that finished 913 00:40:34,989 --> 00:40:36,190 S3: with people eating it? 914 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,910 S4: All the time. Yeah. Big. Like one of the. One 915 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:41,320 S4: of the more famous. I was looking at someone on 916 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,470 S4: YouTube night. Made a big SpongeBob SquarePants cake with it. 917 00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:46,719 S4: I mean, that's the thing. Yeah, people love it. Absolutely 918 00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,510 S4: love it. It's a delicious trade, especially five kilograms of 919 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,840 S4: it for the eight children. 920 00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:54,879 S12: Like, you. 921 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,340 S4: Know, I have to tell him to. Really? Yeah. Okay, guys, 922 00:40:57,340 --> 00:41:01,509 S4: there's only 400g of marshmallows each. And if you're hungry, 923 00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:04,530 S4: you know, have a banana because there's only. Yeah, it's 924 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:07,570 S4: only half a kilo each for you in this cake. 925 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:10,719 S3: Good luck, man. Mate, we're here for you. 926 00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:13,060 S4: I'm the words of Jack. It does feel impossible at 927 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:16,600 S4: this stage, but the joy on his face when he's 928 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,850 S4: trying to rotate this thing around, it's all falling apart. 929 00:41:18,850 --> 00:41:19,239 S4: And it's. 930 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,240 S3: It's solved. His 20th birthday when you finally finished. 931 00:41:22,850 --> 00:41:23,930 S12: With 20, 20. 932 00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:24,520 S4: 21st. 933 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:24,940 S12: Mate. 934 00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:32,859 S2: Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandi podcast will return next week. 935 00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:35,259 S2: Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy.