WEBVTT - BIG FONT BOYS 0:00:02.420 --> 0:00:04.370 A listener production. 0:00:04.700 --> 0:00:09.170 It's time to get scrumptious with two sexy English muffins. 0:00:09.170 --> 0:00:11.030 It sounds delicious and it's adorable. 0:00:11.030 --> 0:00:13.369 It's Matt and Alex. All day breakfast. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.130 Well, it's a little bit of Jurassic Park happening in 0:00:16.130 --> 0:00:19.040 real life. Alex Dyson As scientists have tried to bring 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:20.900 back the woolly mammoth. 0:00:20.930 --> 0:00:23.389 Oh, well, I've been thinking they'd do that for a 0:00:23.390 --> 0:00:27.050 long time. Because mammoths, they always fell into a bog, 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:31.190 and they'd find these big old mammoths, skeletons or preserved 0:00:31.190 --> 0:00:33.320 mammoths in bogs places. 0:00:33.350 --> 0:00:35.270 Well, the good thing about the mammoth is it's not quite. 0:00:35.300 --> 0:00:37.880 It's not. It's less likely to sort of scratch your 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:41.600 face off a velociraptor. Yeah. So I kind of feel 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:44.360 a little bit better about woolly mammoths. But anyways, they 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:49.520 haven't successfully been able to, um, bring back the mammoth. But, um, 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.860 the headline here says scientists trying to bring back the 0:00:51.860 --> 0:00:54.710 woolly mammoth have created a woolly mouse. 0:00:54.740 --> 0:00:58.310 I mean, that's just a colloquialism waiting to happen, isn't it? Oh, 0:00:58.340 --> 0:01:00.510 he promised a mammoth and gave him a mouse. 0:01:01.230 --> 0:01:03.630 Yeah, as soon as I. As soon as he pulled 0:01:03.630 --> 0:01:06.120 out the woolly mouse, we knew it was not going 0:01:06.150 --> 0:01:11.760 to work. Um, so anyways, the woolly mouse, I mean, 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:14.850 it looks cute. It looks very cute. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.050 Does it have tusks? 0:01:16.410 --> 0:01:19.920 No, no, no. No tusks. Well, look. 0:01:19.950 --> 0:01:21.330 What's the point of that? 0:01:22.230 --> 0:01:24.600 Look, to be fair, it does have more hair than 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.520 a normal mouse. It looks like it's been through a 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.920 hair dryer. Do you know what I mean? Like it 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.980 looks like it's crept into the tumble dryer overnight and 0:01:31.980 --> 0:01:35.670 had a few spins and then popped out like a cartoon. 0:01:35.910 --> 0:01:38.850 To make a mouse quite woolly. Surely there are other 0:01:38.850 --> 0:01:42.060 non extinct animals with woolly hair you could just use 0:01:42.060 --> 0:01:43.560 on the mouse to give it that. Why do you 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:45.210 need mammoth stuff now? 0:01:45.209 --> 0:01:48.510 They want to genetically modify Asian elephants to give them 0:01:48.510 --> 0:01:53.610 woolly mammoth traits. But people are saying, um, you're not 0:01:53.610 --> 0:01:57.450 actually resurrecting anything. You're not bringing anything back from the past. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.670 You're just making a hairy elephant. 0:01:59.700 --> 0:02:02.130 Oh, come on, people. They're the same people that go 0:02:02.130 --> 0:02:05.160 to magic shows and just go, um, that lady's not 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.710 actually in half. The first person's legs are tucked up, 0:02:07.710 --> 0:02:10.410 and it's a different person in the bottom, right? Like, yeah, 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.030 just enjoy the show, will ya? 0:02:12.090 --> 0:02:14.940 You just get. Let the elephant get a wave. God 0:02:14.940 --> 0:02:16.440 damn it. You know what I mean? 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.510 Like, that's the same thing I want to tell you 0:02:18.510 --> 0:02:22.019 about today's episode of All Day Breakfast. Just enjoy the show, guys. 0:02:22.020 --> 0:02:24.210 You don't need to nitpick it. There'll be a few 0:02:24.210 --> 0:02:27.060 facts that are wrong. We'll say if you just enjoy 0:02:27.060 --> 0:02:27.480 the show. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:30.660 Go up our sleeves. Okay? Don't ask to see behind 0:02:30.690 --> 0:02:34.800 our back. Just enjoy it. All right, well, let's get 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:38.160 this magic show underway as we pull so much stuff 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.420 out of our ass yet again. 0:02:39.419 --> 0:02:41.640 It's it's gonna be a mammoth show. This one, it's 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.910 going to be an absolutely mammoth show. 0:02:44.940 --> 0:02:46.320 Let's get this show on the road. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.389 Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:54.750 Well, metalkind plenty happening in America, as you can imagine. 0:02:54.750 --> 0:02:58.690 Just a breakneck pace of the the weird, weird and 0:02:58.690 --> 0:03:02.950 wonderful things going on. Some people horrified at what they're seeing, 0:03:02.980 --> 0:03:08.380 other people delighted. But wherever you stand, the uncompromising nature 0:03:08.380 --> 0:03:13.840 of the Trump with Elon presidency is, um, is going along. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.210 I still, I personally, I still don't know how we 0:03:16.210 --> 0:03:20.740 got an entire government department named after a Shiba Inu 0:03:20.770 --> 0:03:23.650 meme that will baffle historians. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.250 I mean, look, hey, hey, you can say all these things, right? 0:03:27.250 --> 0:03:31.450 But I got to tell you right now, I. I 0:03:31.450 --> 0:03:36.550 refuse to say anything, all right anymore, I just refuse. Hey, 0:03:36.820 --> 0:03:38.890 have you ever been to Thailand, Alex Dyson? 0:03:38.890 --> 0:03:40.480 I have been to Thailand. Wonderful place. 0:03:40.510 --> 0:03:43.540 Have you ever. Have you ever asked a Thai taxi 0:03:43.570 --> 0:03:46.900 driver to talk about the King of Thailand? 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:55.000 Um. I've never inquired as to the Thai royalty? No. Why? 0:03:55.030 --> 0:03:55.540 What are they? 0:03:55.630 --> 0:03:59.110 Did you not say much, my friend? They will. 0:03:59.140 --> 0:04:01.180 Unlike you. When I get into taxis, I try to 0:04:01.210 --> 0:04:05.080 keep conflict to a minimum. Um. So I have not 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:05.560 done that. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.960 And I dare say they they they keep their lips 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:09.580 sealed for safety. 0:04:09.610 --> 0:04:12.610 Well, I'm not saying anything bad. I'm just reporting the 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:17.500 uncompromising nature that is happening here, including the latest in 0:04:17.500 --> 0:04:19.990 the attempt to to turn around. What the what has 0:04:20.020 --> 0:04:24.880 been described as getting too woke, too politically correct. You know, 0:04:24.910 --> 0:04:27.580 we need to get rid of this kind of stuff 0:04:27.580 --> 0:04:31.719 from our lives. And the most recent example of that, 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.419 and this is just a zero tolerance approach now, is 0:04:34.420 --> 0:04:39.910 that the US military is removing photos of the aircraft 0:04:39.910 --> 0:04:42.670 that dropped bombs on Japan, dropped the atomic bomb on 0:04:42.670 --> 0:04:45.580 Japan in World War two, removing photos of the aircraft 0:04:45.580 --> 0:04:49.750 because the aircraft's name was Enola Gay. And there's just 0:04:49.750 --> 0:04:51.860 a zero tolerance approach to having. 0:04:51.890 --> 0:04:52.400 No. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:55.580 This is the word gay anywhere near the military. 0:04:55.610 --> 0:04:56.450 Map that is. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:57.980 We cannot be having. 0:04:58.010 --> 0:05:02.239 That is an onion story. I'm 1,000% sure of it. 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:05.060 Reading Newsweek, they're reporting images of Enola Gay. The aircraft 0:05:05.060 --> 0:05:06.859 that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Japan are 0:05:06.860 --> 0:05:09.830 among those targeted by US military in an initiative to 0:05:09.860 --> 0:05:16.040 eliminate content related to diversity, equity and inclusion, aka dei. 0:05:16.070 --> 0:05:18.409 Now they're saying it could be a mistake. You know, 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:21.020 it's in the file name, like gay is in like 0:05:21.050 --> 0:05:23.060 the file name of the photo. They're like, well, get 0:05:23.060 --> 0:05:26.000 rid of that. It's like people don't know what's the 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:32.660 name of quite a famous plane in American history. Um, so, yeah, 0:05:32.660 --> 0:05:35.540 the Pentagon made a directive to remove Dei related content 0:05:35.540 --> 0:05:38.090 and its results in the flagging of more than 26,000 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.909 images across the military branches. 0:05:40.940 --> 0:05:44.120 So because it's also it's also flagging people whose names 0:05:44.390 --> 0:05:45.500 are gay as well. 0:05:45.529 --> 0:05:46.190 Yep. 0:05:46.339 --> 0:05:47.659 Oh my God. 0:05:47.690 --> 0:05:50.130 So I, I thought that was quite interesting because it 0:05:50.130 --> 0:05:52.890 also just the names. It's not the first time it's happened. 0:05:52.890 --> 0:05:57.190 We had the the rumor that got spread that $500 0:05:57.190 --> 0:06:02.220 million was going to Hamas in Gaza for condoms, um, 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:08.370 which turned out to be incorrect. It stemmed because there 0:06:08.370 --> 0:06:13.440 was American aid programs looking to help lower the cases 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:17.669 of HIV in Ethiopia, where there is a province called Gaza, 0:06:18.390 --> 0:06:22.200 and things got out of control. But there's zero tolerance. 0:06:22.230 --> 0:06:25.560 You see the name Gaza, you see the name gay, 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:30.210 and we're just shutting things down, okay, in America. And, 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.150 you know, you've got to applaud the the way in 0:06:33.150 --> 0:06:35.250 which people forge ahead with this. And I've actually, you know, 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.920 using my connections. Matt. Now in politics, I've actually got 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:43.440 a leaked document of the next, uh, US government's initiatives 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.300 that are going to be coming forward. 0:06:45.300 --> 0:06:47.610 This is a scoop. No one else has got this information. 0:06:47.620 --> 0:06:52.600 It's a scoop. I'll let you know what's going on. Yes. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:58.720 After recent aircrash disasters were blamed on DEA, the FAA 0:06:58.750 --> 0:07:01.690 are now going to be handing out bottles of Clearasil 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:05.349 to all pilots because they want to get rid of 0:07:05.350 --> 0:07:12.910 all blackheads. Um, in the aviation industry. Um, tariffs are 0:07:12.910 --> 0:07:16.150 going to be popped on the nation of Greece, uh, 0:07:16.150 --> 0:07:23.200 until they rename the Greek island of Lesbos. Um, uh, 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:26.920 copies of Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka are going to be 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:31.150 taken out of libraries across the nation. Uh, because of 0:07:31.150 --> 0:07:35.740 the famous first line of this book, which which was, 0:07:35.740 --> 0:07:39.250 as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he 0:07:39.250 --> 0:07:43.300 found himself transformed in bed into gigantic insect. Um, they 0:07:43.300 --> 0:07:48.130 don't want anyone woke up in ID libraries. So that 0:07:48.130 --> 0:07:55.180 joke there for the English Lit graduates amongst us. There's 0:07:55.180 --> 0:07:58.150 going to be tariffs popped on Melbourne the city of 0:07:58.150 --> 0:08:00.190 Melbourne in Australia. Matt. 0:08:00.190 --> 0:08:00.700 Oh no. 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:04.360 Um yeah. It got slapped on the the premier of 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:09.670 Victoria trying hard to negotiate um the increased prices on 0:08:09.670 --> 0:08:13.239 the light rail network in in Melbourne. They're trying to 0:08:13.270 --> 0:08:18.160 explain to America. No we've got lots of trams. Trams. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:23.740 We've got lots of trams people. And the Boxing Day 0:08:23.770 --> 0:08:28.270 test will no longer be shown on American television, just 0:08:28.300 --> 0:08:31.600 in case there's a Mexican wave. They do not want 0:08:31.630 --> 0:08:38.110 Americans seeing anything like that on their screens. So. 0:08:38.140 --> 0:08:39.100 Well good luck. 0:08:39.100 --> 0:08:39.670 Thank you America. 0:08:39.700 --> 0:08:43.270 Good luck to the gutting of the departments. America. We've 0:08:43.270 --> 0:08:45.970 got to stay. Keep us pure. 0:08:50.140 --> 0:08:50.860 Oops. 0:08:53.350 --> 0:08:57.250 Well, Alex Dyson, I want you to picture yourself at 0:08:57.250 --> 0:08:59.620 a music festival. Okay. 0:08:59.650 --> 0:09:00.400 Okay. Yep. 0:09:00.429 --> 0:09:03.160 Now you're standing there. There's a bit of mud about 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.280 because it's been raining, but it is absolutely heaving. The 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:10.060 vibes are brilliant. Huge stage. 0:09:10.090 --> 0:09:15.520 I'm carrying $48 worth of drinks. You know, the double 0:09:15.550 --> 0:09:18.280 parked in both hands, hand around the top of. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:18.730 The vodka. 0:09:19.030 --> 0:09:22.900 And the bottom of the top can. $12 each. Yeah. 0:09:22.929 --> 0:09:24.250 Just there. Yeah. 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.500 Um, you've got the singlet on. You've got the speed 0:09:26.500 --> 0:09:29.230 dealer sunnies. Life is great. 0:09:29.260 --> 0:09:30.610 Crumb bag round the waist. 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:31.359 Yeah. Okay. 0:09:31.390 --> 0:09:32.890 Like chapstick in there? Yeah. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:36.580 And you were looking forward to three days of seeing 0:09:36.580 --> 0:09:39.910 the following bands. I'm just going to name some names. 0:09:40.570 --> 0:09:46.940 Denzel Curry. Carry. Amyl and the sniffers. Oh, the Scissor sisters. 0:09:46.970 --> 0:09:49.370 Ooh, I do feel like the prodigy. Ah! 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.050 Snow patrol. 0:09:51.350 --> 0:09:52.459 From the top rope. 0:09:52.460 --> 0:09:53.600 Royel. Otis. 0:09:53.630 --> 0:09:54.920 Yes! Love those boys. 0:09:54.950 --> 0:09:56.540 Future islands. 0:09:56.570 --> 0:09:57.500 Seasons, baby. 0:09:57.530 --> 0:10:01.160 A bit of envogue, which I'm pretty sure did. What's 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:05.210 it gonna be? Cause I can't pretend. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.210 Well, they're not as on vogue as they used to be. 0:10:08.210 --> 0:10:10.760 That bad. But when that song comes out, I'm sure 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.080 the crowd will be jumping. 0:10:12.110 --> 0:10:14.210 Alanis Morissette. 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.510 Oh, please tell me she's playing Jagged Little Pill in full. Oh, what. 0:10:17.540 --> 0:10:20.060 An album, mate. So, I mean, when you hear about that, 0:10:20.059 --> 0:10:23.360 if you if you got to see a music festival 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:26.000 with that sort of lineup, would you be disappointed? 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.910 Um, look, I would have the time of my life. 0:10:28.940 --> 0:10:30.410 I would say Matt Okine. 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.320 Yeah, but the people who are planning to go to 0:10:33.350 --> 0:10:37.730 Glastonbury this year are the world's, you know, probably the 0:10:37.730 --> 0:10:44.000 world's most renowned, biggest music festivals alongside, you know, your coachellas. Um, 0:10:44.059 --> 0:10:47.720 people are angry. People are not happy. 0:10:47.750 --> 0:10:48.620 Not happy campers. 0:10:48.650 --> 0:10:51.770 Yeah. That's. Yeah, literally that's just some of the lineup. 0:10:51.770 --> 0:10:55.250 But it's actually the big guns that people are not 0:10:55.250 --> 0:10:57.410 happy about when it comes to Glastonbury. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.150 I mean, you and I have been at the forefront 0:10:59.150 --> 0:11:04.069 of the quality of lineup debates for, for quite a while. 0:11:04.490 --> 0:11:06.170 It used to be our job to literally announce them 0:11:06.170 --> 0:11:08.210 to the world, then sit in front of a text 0:11:08.210 --> 0:11:12.890 line as people responded. Um, so we're not unused to 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.760 people being disappointed with it. Um, Glastonbury, I guess, has 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:20.000 quite a it's all about expectations, isn't it? So who 0:11:20.030 --> 0:11:22.370 are the big names that that they pulled that people 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:26.870 are like, maybe not your finest home run here. Glasto. 0:11:26.900 --> 0:11:30.559 Well okay, so, um, I'm going to tell you the 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:35.150 three main headline acts. Uh, well, I guess the people, 0:11:35.150 --> 0:11:39.240 the the people that are kind of getting the biggest attention. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:40.740 And the biggest questions are. 0:11:40.770 --> 0:11:43.410 Okay, so these are the people in the big font. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:44.280 The big font. 0:11:44.309 --> 0:11:47.100 People. These are the very first names that come in 0:11:47.100 --> 0:11:47.699 each day. 0:11:47.730 --> 0:11:51.150 Festivals live or die by the big font people. 0:11:51.179 --> 0:11:55.230 Yeah. I mean, if you don't know this right, you win. 0:11:55.230 --> 0:12:00.000 Any agent or manager is like, um, you know, trying 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:04.470 to negotiate the deal for a band the size of 0:12:04.470 --> 0:12:08.670 the font that your band will be, like mentioned in. 0:12:08.670 --> 0:12:14.670 I'm serious. It will absolutely be a make or break 0:12:14.670 --> 0:12:18.540 negotiating point, like, you will have your manager saying they 0:12:18.540 --> 0:12:20.309 want to give you this, they want to give you that, 0:12:20.309 --> 0:12:24.120 but you will only be in the third line in size, 0:12:24.150 --> 0:12:27.600 you know, 14 and the headliners are going to be. 0:12:27.630 --> 0:12:32.610 In alphabetical order because some, some festivals do that. These 0:12:32.610 --> 0:12:36.030 egalitarians like, oh, they're all things like, no. 0:12:36.059 --> 0:12:36.880 Well that's the thing. 0:12:36.910 --> 0:12:38.680 Up to 72 font. Thank you. 0:12:38.710 --> 0:12:43.569 So the biggest font on each day Friday Glastonbury is 0:12:43.570 --> 0:12:48.970 the 1975. Okay. Followed in the slightly smaller font by 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:53.020 Loyle Carner, Biffy Clyro and Alanis Morissette. Okay. Busta Rhymes 0:12:53.050 --> 0:12:55.840 is in even smaller font below that. Right, right, right. 0:12:55.870 --> 0:12:58.270 All right, so the 1975 is part of the is 0:12:58.270 --> 0:13:00.819 part of the issue here. Now obviously 1975 having some 0:13:00.820 --> 0:13:04.449 big hits. Um, some people kind of maybe still holding 0:13:04.450 --> 0:13:07.599 a little bit of grudge against Matt Healy after some 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:10.929 of the things that he said in a show against, uh, 0:13:10.929 --> 0:13:15.280 in Malaysia, you know, or what he did, we did 0:13:15.309 --> 0:13:18.699 he did something. He kissed a a male bandmate on stage. Um, 0:13:18.700 --> 0:13:21.760 he was he was sued by the by the organizers 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.439 of the event. Then he came out and said something 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:27.730 quite ableist in response to the people running that. So 0:13:27.730 --> 0:13:29.770 people still a little bit of a grudge there. Plus, 0:13:29.770 --> 0:13:33.429 also wondering whether the 1975 had that that global sort of, 0:13:33.670 --> 0:13:36.760 you know, reach that people need for this sort of lineup. 0:13:36.790 --> 0:13:41.050 The second headliner is Neil Young on Saturday night, followed 0:13:41.050 --> 0:13:43.480 by Charli XCX, and I think some people might even 0:13:43.510 --> 0:13:46.990 be wondering whether, although Neil Young has the chops, obviously, 0:13:46.990 --> 0:13:49.960 and the experience whether Charli XCX should have. 0:13:49.990 --> 0:13:52.330 Well, that's that's the discussion, isn't it? It's has the 0:13:52.330 --> 0:13:55.480 chops or had the chops. Is Neil still going to 0:13:55.510 --> 0:13:58.900 give the performances with the music that people like? Just 0:13:58.929 --> 0:14:01.360 is it the legacy that puts him above Charli, even 0:14:01.390 --> 0:14:05.500 though Charli is just the biggest in the moment? You know. 0:14:05.530 --> 0:14:08.140 Red hot right now? Well, the other thing is the 0:14:08.140 --> 0:14:11.620 other thing has happened on the Sunday where we've got 0:14:11.620 --> 0:14:17.320 Olivia Rodrigo headlining on the Sunday, followed by Rod Stewart. 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:22.600 And again, this is this, this, this matching has pissed 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.750 a lot of people off because I think people are saying, hey, 0:14:25.750 --> 0:14:27.040 you've missed it here. 0:14:27.070 --> 0:14:30.550 Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. If you were doing it, Matt, 0:14:30.580 --> 0:14:33.320 would you put Rod Stewart as the sort of kitsch 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:39.320 disco headliner with Olivia Rodrigo, you know, just beforehand. And 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.410 then on the other night, have Charlie finishing the nights 0:14:42.410 --> 0:14:45.619 with the pop bangers and have kneeled beforehand, sort of 0:14:45.650 --> 0:14:48.320 with a lower mood because I've got to say, a 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:52.190 big day out in Australia, it was probably 2012 or 13. 0:14:52.190 --> 0:14:57.200 Neil Young was on and headlining a stage and it's 0:14:57.200 --> 0:14:59.600 great music, but for me, I love listening to that 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:04.520 kind of music when I'm at home by myself, you know? Yes, 0:15:04.550 --> 0:15:08.450 at the big Day Out, finishing the night with old man. 0:15:08.450 --> 0:15:12.170 Take a look at my life. I'm a lot like you. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.770 It's like it's not quite the the. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:19.490 It's the 6 p.m. time slot, you know what I mean? 0:15:19.610 --> 0:15:23.900 But someone has pointed out, okay, Charli XCX currently has 0:15:23.900 --> 0:15:27.920 32 million monthly listeners on Spotify, and the person billed 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:32.420 after her, Daichi um, Daichi, Docchi has not 39 million 0:15:32.420 --> 0:15:34.820 monthly listeners. Okay, so both of those artists. 0:15:34.850 --> 0:15:35.510 He's been smashing. 0:15:35.510 --> 0:15:38.150 It. Yeah, she's she's absolutely been smashing it. So both 0:15:38.150 --> 0:15:41.450 of those artists, um, have got 32 and 39 million, 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:46.220 whereas Neil Young has only 6 million listeners per month. Okay. 0:15:46.250 --> 0:15:48.860 So you got to ask, are the Neil Young fans 0:15:48.860 --> 0:15:52.070 going to be turning out for this? Um, I don't know. 0:15:52.100 --> 0:15:55.700 I don't know, but overall, you know, in a personal thing, 0:15:55.700 --> 0:15:58.760 I get the appeal of, of the whole lineup. But 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.420 I also I also it feels a little bit like. 0:16:02.450 --> 0:16:02.900 Yeah. 0:16:02.930 --> 0:16:05.660 There's no one person that is like. 0:16:05.660 --> 0:16:06.020 Well. 0:16:06.050 --> 0:16:08.720 You know, really taking it here. 0:16:08.750 --> 0:16:11.660 Well, how about we think about it this way? Matt Okine. Um, 0:16:12.020 --> 0:16:19.070 someone is organizing a podcast festival. All right. You're doing 0:16:19.070 --> 0:16:24.800 your Saturday night headliners. Okay. Is Matt and Alex on 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:28.250 Saturday night? The Neil Young of podcast festival headliners. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:28.760 In. 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:29.160 Which. 0:16:30.420 --> 0:16:34.710 We are, the more we are the plus many more. 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.470 All day breakfast. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.500 Cooking goose down there. 0:16:46.950 --> 0:16:49.950 Mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.840 Well, Matt, it's absolutely compulsory. We talk about this story 0:16:54.870 --> 0:16:57.600 given a couple of years ago, you and I made 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:04.080 bank after following a trend where a chicken nugget in 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:06.840 the shape of an Among Us character sold for tens 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.260 of thousands of dollars, we we hit the market with 0:17:10.470 --> 0:17:15.240 our chicken nuggets that looked everything from, like the map 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.629 of the continental United States of America, or the head 0:17:18.630 --> 0:17:20.939 from the Rick and Morty episode that says, show us 0:17:20.940 --> 0:17:24.929 what you got. We made probably 50 bucks off this 0:17:24.930 --> 0:17:29.080 24 pack of nuggets, which is quite impressive, I think. 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:32.200 But we've been blown out of the water recently and, 0:17:32.230 --> 0:17:34.300 you know, we're left sort of scratching our heads because 0:17:34.300 --> 0:17:36.669 we've been off our game. We haven't been searching for 0:17:36.700 --> 0:17:39.460 for this recently. It's just a damn shame. 0:17:39.460 --> 0:17:41.740 I just don't think about it enough. Because if I 0:17:41.740 --> 0:17:46.060 just saw, you know, a chip that looked like Abraham Lincoln, 0:17:46.210 --> 0:17:48.399 I would just eat it. Yeah, you know what I mean? 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.170 I'd be like this. Oh, look at that. That looks 0:17:50.170 --> 0:17:52.450 like Abraham Lincoln. And then I'd pop it straight into 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.750 my mouth, not realizing that I could have sell that 0:17:55.750 --> 0:17:59.440 chip for literally tens of thousands of dollars, much like 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:04.869 someone did. Um, in the US of a where a 0:18:04.869 --> 0:18:10.780 Cheeto that was shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard was 0:18:10.780 --> 0:18:16.270 recently sold at auction $87,840. 0:18:16.300 --> 0:18:19.210 We've known Charizard has a lot of value, Matt. Ever 0:18:19.210 --> 0:18:24.550 since we traded a Charizard Pokemon card for a Mazda 626. Um, 0:18:24.550 --> 0:18:25.510 but we did. 0:18:25.510 --> 0:18:26.500 We did do that. 0:18:26.500 --> 0:18:29.890 The Pokemon fans came out for the auction. It was 0:18:29.890 --> 0:18:32.139 a golden auction house in New York, and it described 0:18:32.140 --> 0:18:35.230 the item as a three inch long Flamin Hot Cheeto 0:18:35.230 --> 0:18:37.840 in the shape of the Pokemon Charizard, affixed to a 0:18:37.840 --> 0:18:42.820 customized Pokemon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box. Now, 0:18:42.820 --> 0:18:44.230 I think this did increase the value a little bit. 0:18:44.350 --> 0:18:46.720 You don't just get a raw chip, okay? 0:18:46.750 --> 0:18:48.850 A raw no, no one just walks over it, reaches 0:18:48.850 --> 0:18:50.740 into a packet and then, you know, puts you it 0:18:50.740 --> 0:18:53.050 says put your hand out. And then you have to 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:56.320 just take home a chip in your hand that's worth $87,000. 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:57.730 It was very well protected. 0:18:57.730 --> 0:19:01.300 So cleverly, the person selling the hot Charizard Cheeto came 0:19:01.300 --> 0:19:04.870 up with a card that surrounds it that says Cheeto. 0:19:04.869 --> 0:19:09.100 Zade gave it 120 hit points. Put it in this box. 0:19:09.130 --> 0:19:12.610 It's marketing 101. You don't sell the steak, you sell 0:19:12.609 --> 0:19:18.460 the sizzle. And they have absolutely flamed this one up 0:19:18.490 --> 0:19:22.270 into a talking point and have made bank off it. 0:19:22.300 --> 0:19:26.510 There were 60 bidders. Um, you know, you can see 0:19:26.510 --> 0:19:33.050 the bid history. It took approximately two weeks, starting at $250. 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.379 Right at 11 a.m. on February the 11th. And it 0:19:36.380 --> 0:19:40.190 just went up slowly, slowly, slowly, suddenly, a week, ten 0:19:40.190 --> 0:19:44.239 days later, it's $2,000, then another ten days later, it's 10,000. 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:47.000 And then once you hit, once, people start bidding in 0:19:47.000 --> 0:19:50.900 the tens of thousands. Yeah, it just went up and 0:19:50.900 --> 0:19:54.410 up and up. The winning bid was $72,000, but they 0:19:54.410 --> 0:19:59.450 also have to pay a buyer's premium as well. Um, 0:19:59.450 --> 0:20:03.650 which took it to an extra $15,000. So there you 0:20:03.650 --> 0:20:08.690 have it. That was. Imagine getting whopped with that. 0:20:08.780 --> 0:20:10.970 Put it on a shelf. They're just going to put 0:20:10.970 --> 0:20:12.530 it on a shelf, and people will walk in and 0:20:12.530 --> 0:20:14.119 go check this out and have a look at it. 0:20:14.150 --> 0:20:17.270 So the Cheetos are and they'll go huh. Pretty cool. 0:20:17.300 --> 0:20:17.780 That's it. 0:20:17.810 --> 0:20:21.470 I mean, don't charizard's, like, burn things because that has 0:20:21.470 --> 0:20:26.210 certainly burnt through someone's well-earned cash very, very quickly. 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:29.060 It is a good reminder to keep your eyes on 0:20:29.060 --> 0:20:35.570 your nugs. Cheetos. Chippies. Um, toast. Any sort of processed food. 0:20:35.570 --> 0:20:37.609 The toast. Oh, Jesus. And a cheese sandwich. I tell 0:20:37.609 --> 0:20:39.109 you what, that that was a big. That was one 0:20:39.109 --> 0:20:44.119 of the first original food looking like something. Sales. So 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:48.890 just keep stay vigilant, keep your eyes peeled, and hopefully 0:20:48.890 --> 0:20:51.080 you'll be in for a big windfall very soon. Hey, 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:52.340 we've got to wrap this bad boy up. Thank you 0:20:52.340 --> 0:20:54.260 so much for hanging out with us today on all 0:20:54.260 --> 0:20:55.130 day Breakfast. 0:20:55.130 --> 0:20:59.060 And if you happen to see any crazy characters or 0:20:59.060 --> 0:21:01.220 faces in your food over the next, you know, day 0:21:01.220 --> 0:21:03.649 or two, send it to us at Matt and Alex, 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:05.899 we desperately want to receive these. 0:21:05.900 --> 0:21:08.300 And we will catch you for another large episode of 0:21:08.300 --> 0:21:09.379 Matt and Alex tomorrow. 0:21:09.380 --> 0:21:09.920 Bye bye. 0:21:09.950 --> 0:21:12.890 That's it. The all day breakfast kitchen is closed. Got 0:21:12.890 --> 0:21:15.709 something to add to the show? Slide into our DMs 0:21:15.740 --> 0:21:18.140 at Matt and Alex.