1 00:00:02,420 --> 00:00:04,370 S1: A listener production. 2 00:00:04,700 --> 00:00:09,170 S2: It's time to get scrumptious with two sexy English muffins. 3 00:00:09,170 --> 00:00:11,030 S3: It sounds delicious and it's adorable. 4 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:13,369 S2: It's Matt and Alex. All day breakfast. 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,130 S4: Well, it's a little bit of Jurassic Park happening in 6 00:00:16,130 --> 00:00:19,040 S4: real life. Alex Dyson As scientists have tried to bring 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,900 S4: back the woolly mammoth. 8 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:23,389 S5: Oh, well, I've been thinking they'd do that for a 9 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,050 S5: long time. Because mammoths, they always fell into a bog, 10 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,190 S5: and they'd find these big old mammoths, skeletons or preserved 11 00:00:31,190 --> 00:00:33,320 S5: mammoths in bogs places. 12 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:35,270 S4: Well, the good thing about the mammoth is it's not quite. 13 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,880 S4: It's not. It's less likely to sort of scratch your 14 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,600 S4: face off a velociraptor. Yeah. So I kind of feel 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,360 S4: a little bit better about woolly mammoths. But anyways, they 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:49,520 S4: haven't successfully been able to, um, bring back the mammoth. But, um, 17 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,860 S4: the headline here says scientists trying to bring back the 18 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:54,710 S4: woolly mammoth have created a woolly mouse. 19 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:58,310 S5: I mean, that's just a colloquialism waiting to happen, isn't it? Oh, 20 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,510 S5: he promised a mammoth and gave him a mouse. 21 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,630 S4: Yeah, as soon as I. As soon as he pulled 22 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,120 S4: out the woolly mouse, we knew it was not going 23 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:11,760 S4: to work. Um, so anyways, the woolly mouse, I mean, 24 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,850 S4: it looks cute. It looks very cute. 25 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,050 S5: Does it have tusks? 26 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,920 S4: No, no, no. No tusks. Well, look. 27 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:21,330 S5: What's the point of that? 28 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:24,600 S4: Look, to be fair, it does have more hair than 29 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,520 S4: a normal mouse. It looks like it's been through a 30 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,920 S4: hair dryer. Do you know what I mean? Like it 31 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,980 S4: looks like it's crept into the tumble dryer overnight and 32 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:35,670 S4: had a few spins and then popped out like a cartoon. 33 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:38,850 S5: To make a mouse quite woolly. Surely there are other 34 00:01:38,850 --> 00:01:42,060 S5: non extinct animals with woolly hair you could just use 35 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,560 S5: on the mouse to give it that. Why do you 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,210 S5: need mammoth stuff now? 37 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:48,510 S4: They want to genetically modify Asian elephants to give them 38 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:53,610 S4: woolly mammoth traits. But people are saying, um, you're not 39 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:57,450 S4: actually resurrecting anything. You're not bringing anything back from the past. 40 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,670 S4: You're just making a hairy elephant. 41 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:02,130 S5: Oh, come on, people. They're the same people that go 42 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:05,160 S5: to magic shows and just go, um, that lady's not 43 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,710 S5: actually in half. The first person's legs are tucked up, 44 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,410 S5: and it's a different person in the bottom, right? Like, yeah, 45 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,030 S5: just enjoy the show, will ya? 46 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,940 S4: You just get. Let the elephant get a wave. God 47 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,440 S4: damn it. You know what I mean? 48 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,510 S5: Like, that's the same thing I want to tell you 49 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:22,019 S5: about today's episode of All Day Breakfast. Just enjoy the show, guys. 50 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:24,210 S5: You don't need to nitpick it. There'll be a few 51 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,060 S5: facts that are wrong. We'll say if you just enjoy 52 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:27,480 S5: the show. 53 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,660 S4: Go up our sleeves. Okay? Don't ask to see behind 54 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:34,800 S4: our back. Just enjoy it. All right, well, let's get 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,160 S4: this magic show underway as we pull so much stuff 56 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,420 S4: out of our ass yet again. 57 00:02:39,419 --> 00:02:41,640 S5: It's it's gonna be a mammoth show. This one, it's 58 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,910 S5: going to be an absolutely mammoth show. 59 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:46,320 S6: Let's get this show on the road. 60 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,389 S7: Let's go. Here we go, here we go, here we go. 61 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,750 S5: Well, metalkind plenty happening in America, as you can imagine. 62 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,690 S5: Just a breakneck pace of the the weird, weird and 63 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:02,950 S5: wonderful things going on. Some people horrified at what they're seeing, 64 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:08,380 S5: other people delighted. But wherever you stand, the uncompromising nature 65 00:03:08,380 --> 00:03:13,840 S5: of the Trump with Elon presidency is, um, is going along. 66 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,210 S5: I still, I personally, I still don't know how we 67 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:20,740 S5: got an entire government department named after a Shiba Inu 68 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:23,650 S5: meme that will baffle historians. 69 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,250 S4: I mean, look, hey, hey, you can say all these things, right? 70 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:31,450 S4: But I got to tell you right now, I. I 71 00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:36,550 S4: refuse to say anything, all right anymore, I just refuse. Hey, 72 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:38,890 S4: have you ever been to Thailand, Alex Dyson? 73 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:40,480 S5: I have been to Thailand. Wonderful place. 74 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:43,540 S4: Have you ever. Have you ever asked a Thai taxi 75 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:46,900 S4: driver to talk about the King of Thailand? 76 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:55,000 S5: Um. I've never inquired as to the Thai royalty? No. Why? 77 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:55,540 S5: What are they? 78 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:59,110 S4: Did you not say much, my friend? They will. 79 00:03:59,140 --> 00:04:01,180 S5: Unlike you. When I get into taxis, I try to 80 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:05,080 S5: keep conflict to a minimum. Um. So I have not 81 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:05,560 S5: done that. 82 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,960 S4: And I dare say they they they keep their lips 83 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,580 S4: sealed for safety. 84 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,610 S5: Well, I'm not saying anything bad. I'm just reporting the 85 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:17,500 S5: uncompromising nature that is happening here, including the latest in 86 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,990 S5: the attempt to to turn around. What the what has 87 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:24,880 S5: been described as getting too woke, too politically correct. You know, 88 00:04:24,910 --> 00:04:27,580 S5: we need to get rid of this kind of stuff 89 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:31,719 S5: from our lives. And the most recent example of that, 90 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:34,419 S5: and this is just a zero tolerance approach now, is 91 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:39,910 S5: that the US military is removing photos of the aircraft 92 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,670 S5: that dropped bombs on Japan, dropped the atomic bomb on 93 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:45,580 S5: Japan in World War two, removing photos of the aircraft 94 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:49,750 S5: because the aircraft's name was Enola Gay. And there's just 95 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,860 S5: a zero tolerance approach to having. 96 00:04:51,890 --> 00:04:52,400 S4: No. 97 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,580 S5: This is the word gay anywhere near the military. 98 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:56,450 S4: Map that is. 99 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,980 S5: We cannot be having. 100 00:04:58,010 --> 00:05:02,239 S4: That is an onion story. I'm 1,000% sure of it. 101 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,060 S5: Reading Newsweek, they're reporting images of Enola Gay. The aircraft 102 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,859 S5: that dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Japan are 103 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,830 S5: among those targeted by US military in an initiative to 104 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:16,040 S5: eliminate content related to diversity, equity and inclusion, aka dei. 105 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:18,409 S5: Now they're saying it could be a mistake. You know, 106 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:21,020 S5: it's in the file name, like gay is in like 107 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:23,060 S5: the file name of the photo. They're like, well, get 108 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:26,000 S5: rid of that. It's like people don't know what's the 109 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,660 S5: name of quite a famous plane in American history. Um, so, yeah, 110 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,540 S5: the Pentagon made a directive to remove Dei related content 111 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:38,090 S5: and its results in the flagging of more than 26,000 112 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,909 S5: images across the military branches. 113 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,120 S4: So because it's also it's also flagging people whose names 114 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:45,500 S4: are gay as well. 115 00:05:45,529 --> 00:05:46,190 S5: Yep. 116 00:05:46,339 --> 00:05:47,659 S4: Oh my God. 117 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:50,130 S5: So I, I thought that was quite interesting because it 118 00:05:50,130 --> 00:05:52,890 S5: also just the names. It's not the first time it's happened. 119 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:57,190 S5: We had the the rumor that got spread that $500 120 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:02,220 S5: million was going to Hamas in Gaza for condoms, um, 121 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:08,370 S5: which turned out to be incorrect. It stemmed because there 122 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:13,440 S5: was American aid programs looking to help lower the cases 123 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,669 S5: of HIV in Ethiopia, where there is a province called Gaza, 124 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:22,200 S5: and things got out of control. But there's zero tolerance. 125 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:25,560 S5: You see the name Gaza, you see the name gay, 126 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:30,210 S5: and we're just shutting things down, okay, in America. And, 127 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,150 S5: you know, you've got to applaud the the way in 128 00:06:33,150 --> 00:06:35,250 S5: which people forge ahead with this. And I've actually, you know, 129 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:37,920 S5: using my connections. Matt. Now in politics, I've actually got 130 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:43,440 S5: a leaked document of the next, uh, US government's initiatives 131 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,300 S5: that are going to be coming forward. 132 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,610 S4: This is a scoop. No one else has got this information. 133 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:52,600 S5: It's a scoop. I'll let you know what's going on. Yes. 134 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:58,720 S5: After recent aircrash disasters were blamed on DEA, the FAA 135 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:01,690 S5: are now going to be handing out bottles of Clearasil 136 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,349 S5: to all pilots because they want to get rid of 137 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:12,910 S5: all blackheads. Um, in the aviation industry. Um, tariffs are 138 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:16,150 S5: going to be popped on the nation of Greece, uh, 139 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:23,200 S5: until they rename the Greek island of Lesbos. Um, uh, 140 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,920 S5: copies of Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka are going to be 141 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:31,150 S5: taken out of libraries across the nation. Uh, because of 142 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:35,740 S5: the famous first line of this book, which which was, 143 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:39,250 S5: as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he 144 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:43,300 S5: found himself transformed in bed into gigantic insect. Um, they 145 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:48,130 S5: don't want anyone woke up in ID libraries. So that 146 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:55,180 S5: joke there for the English Lit graduates amongst us. There's 147 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:58,150 S5: going to be tariffs popped on Melbourne the city of 148 00:07:58,150 --> 00:08:00,190 S5: Melbourne in Australia. Matt. 149 00:08:00,190 --> 00:08:00,700 S4: Oh no. 150 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,360 S5: Um yeah. It got slapped on the the premier of 151 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:09,670 S5: Victoria trying hard to negotiate um the increased prices on 152 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:13,239 S5: the light rail network in in Melbourne. They're trying to 153 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:18,160 S5: explain to America. No we've got lots of trams. Trams. 154 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,740 S5: We've got lots of trams people. And the Boxing Day 155 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:28,270 S5: test will no longer be shown on American television, just 156 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:31,600 S5: in case there's a Mexican wave. They do not want 157 00:08:31,630 --> 00:08:38,110 S5: Americans seeing anything like that on their screens. So. 158 00:08:38,140 --> 00:08:39,100 S4: Well good luck. 159 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:39,670 S5: Thank you America. 160 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:43,270 S4: Good luck to the gutting of the departments. America. We've 161 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:45,970 S4: got to stay. Keep us pure. 162 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:50,860 S7: Oops. 163 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:57,250 S4: Well, Alex Dyson, I want you to picture yourself at 164 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,620 S4: a music festival. Okay. 165 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:00,400 S5: Okay. Yep. 166 00:09:00,429 --> 00:09:03,160 S4: Now you're standing there. There's a bit of mud about 167 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,280 S4: because it's been raining, but it is absolutely heaving. The 168 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,060 S4: vibes are brilliant. Huge stage. 169 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:15,520 S5: I'm carrying $48 worth of drinks. You know, the double 170 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:18,280 S5: parked in both hands, hand around the top of. 171 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:18,730 S4: The vodka. 172 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:22,900 S5: And the bottom of the top can. $12 each. Yeah. 173 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,250 S5: Just there. Yeah. 174 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,500 S4: Um, you've got the singlet on. You've got the speed 175 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,230 S4: dealer sunnies. Life is great. 176 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:30,610 S5: Crumb bag round the waist. 177 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,359 S4: Yeah. Okay. 178 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,890 S5: Like chapstick in there? Yeah. 179 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,580 S4: And you were looking forward to three days of seeing 180 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:39,910 S4: the following bands. I'm just going to name some names. 181 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:46,940 S4: Denzel Curry. Carry. Amyl and the sniffers. Oh, the Scissor sisters. 182 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:49,370 S5: Ooh, I do feel like the prodigy. Ah! 183 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,050 S4: Snow patrol. 184 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,459 S5: From the top rope. 185 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:53,600 S4: Royel. Otis. 186 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:54,920 S5: Yes! Love those boys. 187 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,540 S4: Future islands. 188 00:09:56,570 --> 00:09:57,500 S5: Seasons, baby. 189 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,160 S4: A bit of envogue, which I'm pretty sure did. What's 190 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:05,210 S4: it gonna be? Cause I can't pretend. 191 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,210 S5: Well, they're not as on vogue as they used to be. 192 00:10:08,210 --> 00:10:10,760 S5: That bad. But when that song comes out, I'm sure 193 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,080 S5: the crowd will be jumping. 194 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,210 S4: Alanis Morissette. 195 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,510 S5: Oh, please tell me she's playing Jagged Little Pill in full. Oh, what. 196 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:20,060 S4: An album, mate. So, I mean, when you hear about that, 197 00:10:20,059 --> 00:10:23,360 S4: if you if you got to see a music festival 198 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,000 S4: with that sort of lineup, would you be disappointed? 199 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,910 S5: Um, look, I would have the time of my life. 200 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,410 S5: I would say Matt Okine. 201 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,320 S4: Yeah, but the people who are planning to go to 202 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:37,730 S4: Glastonbury this year are the world's, you know, probably the 203 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:44,000 S4: world's most renowned, biggest music festivals alongside, you know, your coachellas. Um, 204 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:47,720 S4: people are angry. People are not happy. 205 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,620 S5: Not happy campers. 206 00:10:48,650 --> 00:10:51,770 S4: Yeah. That's. Yeah, literally that's just some of the lineup. 207 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:55,250 S4: But it's actually the big guns that people are not 208 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,410 S4: happy about when it comes to Glastonbury. 209 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,150 S5: I mean, you and I have been at the forefront 210 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:04,069 S5: of the quality of lineup debates for, for quite a while. 211 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:06,170 S5: It used to be our job to literally announce them 212 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,210 S5: to the world, then sit in front of a text 213 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:12,890 S5: line as people responded. Um, so we're not unused to 214 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,760 S5: people being disappointed with it. Um, Glastonbury, I guess, has 215 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,000 S5: quite a it's all about expectations, isn't it? So who 216 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:22,370 S5: are the big names that that they pulled that people 217 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,870 S5: are like, maybe not your finest home run here. Glasto. 218 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:30,559 S4: Well okay, so, um, I'm going to tell you the 219 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:35,150 S4: three main headline acts. Uh, well, I guess the people, 220 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:39,240 S4: the the people that are kind of getting the biggest attention. 221 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,740 S4: And the biggest questions are. 222 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:43,410 S5: Okay, so these are the people in the big font. 223 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,280 S5: The big font. 224 00:11:44,309 --> 00:11:47,100 S4: People. These are the very first names that come in 225 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:47,699 S4: each day. 226 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:51,150 S5: Festivals live or die by the big font people. 227 00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:55,230 S4: Yeah. I mean, if you don't know this right, you win. 228 00:11:55,230 --> 00:12:00,000 S4: Any agent or manager is like, um, you know, trying 229 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,470 S4: to negotiate the deal for a band the size of 230 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:08,670 S4: the font that your band will be, like mentioned in. 231 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:14,670 S4: I'm serious. It will absolutely be a make or break 232 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:18,540 S4: negotiating point, like, you will have your manager saying they 233 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,309 S4: want to give you this, they want to give you that, 234 00:12:20,309 --> 00:12:24,120 S4: but you will only be in the third line in size, 235 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:27,600 S4: you know, 14 and the headliners are going to be. 236 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:32,610 S5: In alphabetical order because some, some festivals do that. These 237 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:36,030 S5: egalitarians like, oh, they're all things like, no. 238 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:36,880 S4: Well that's the thing. 239 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:38,680 S5: Up to 72 font. Thank you. 240 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:43,569 S4: So the biggest font on each day Friday Glastonbury is 241 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:48,970 S4: the 1975. Okay. Followed in the slightly smaller font by 242 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,020 S4: Loyle Carner, Biffy Clyro and Alanis Morissette. Okay. Busta Rhymes 243 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:55,840 S4: is in even smaller font below that. Right, right, right. 244 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,270 S4: All right, so the 1975 is part of the is 245 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:00,819 S4: part of the issue here. Now obviously 1975 having some 246 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:04,449 S4: big hits. Um, some people kind of maybe still holding 247 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,599 S4: a little bit of grudge against Matt Healy after some 248 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,929 S4: of the things that he said in a show against, uh, 249 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:15,280 S4: in Malaysia, you know, or what he did, we did 250 00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:18,699 S4: he did something. He kissed a a male bandmate on stage. Um, 251 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,760 S4: he was he was sued by the by the organizers 252 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,439 S4: of the event. Then he came out and said something 253 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,730 S4: quite ableist in response to the people running that. So 254 00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:29,770 S4: people still a little bit of a grudge there. Plus, 255 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:33,429 S4: also wondering whether the 1975 had that that global sort of, 256 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,760 S4: you know, reach that people need for this sort of lineup. 257 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:41,050 S4: The second headliner is Neil Young on Saturday night, followed 258 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,480 S4: by Charli XCX, and I think some people might even 259 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,990 S4: be wondering whether, although Neil Young has the chops, obviously, 260 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,960 S4: and the experience whether Charli XCX should have. 261 00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,330 S5: Well, that's that's the discussion, isn't it? It's has the 262 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:55,480 S5: chops or had the chops. Is Neil still going to 263 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:58,900 S5: give the performances with the music that people like? Just 264 00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:01,360 S5: is it the legacy that puts him above Charli, even 265 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:05,500 S5: though Charli is just the biggest in the moment? You know. 266 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:08,140 S4: Red hot right now? Well, the other thing is the 267 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:11,620 S4: other thing has happened on the Sunday where we've got 268 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:17,320 S4: Olivia Rodrigo headlining on the Sunday, followed by Rod Stewart. 269 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:22,600 S4: And again, this is this, this, this matching has pissed 270 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,750 S4: a lot of people off because I think people are saying, hey, 271 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,040 S4: you've missed it here. 272 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:30,550 S5: Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. If you were doing it, Matt, 273 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,320 S5: would you put Rod Stewart as the sort of kitsch 274 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:39,320 S5: disco headliner with Olivia Rodrigo, you know, just beforehand. And 275 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,410 S5: then on the other night, have Charlie finishing the nights 276 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:45,619 S5: with the pop bangers and have kneeled beforehand, sort of 277 00:14:45,650 --> 00:14:48,320 S5: with a lower mood because I've got to say, a 278 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,190 S5: big day out in Australia, it was probably 2012 or 13. 279 00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:57,200 S5: Neil Young was on and headlining a stage and it's 280 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,600 S5: great music, but for me, I love listening to that 281 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:04,520 S5: kind of music when I'm at home by myself, you know? Yes, 282 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:08,450 S5: at the big Day Out, finishing the night with old man. 283 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,170 S8: Take a look at my life. I'm a lot like you. 284 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,770 S5: It's like it's not quite the the. 285 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,490 S4: It's the 6 p.m. time slot, you know what I mean? 286 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:23,900 S4: But someone has pointed out, okay, Charli XCX currently has 287 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,920 S4: 32 million monthly listeners on Spotify, and the person billed 288 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:32,420 S4: after her, Daichi um, Daichi, Docchi has not 39 million 289 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,820 S4: monthly listeners. Okay, so both of those artists. 290 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,510 S5: He's been smashing. 291 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,150 S4: It. Yeah, she's she's absolutely been smashing it. So both 292 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:41,450 S4: of those artists, um, have got 32 and 39 million, 293 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:46,220 S4: whereas Neil Young has only 6 million listeners per month. Okay. 294 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,860 S4: So you got to ask, are the Neil Young fans 295 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,070 S4: going to be turning out for this? Um, I don't know. 296 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,700 S4: I don't know, but overall, you know, in a personal thing, 297 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,760 S4: I get the appeal of, of the whole lineup. But 298 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,420 S4: I also I also it feels a little bit like. 299 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:02,900 S5: Yeah. 300 00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:05,660 S4: There's no one person that is like. 301 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,020 S5: Well. 302 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:08,720 S4: You know, really taking it here. 303 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,660 S5: Well, how about we think about it this way? Matt Okine. Um, 304 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:19,070 S5: someone is organizing a podcast festival. All right. You're doing 305 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:24,800 S5: your Saturday night headliners. Okay. Is Matt and Alex on 306 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:28,250 S5: Saturday night? The Neil Young of podcast festival headliners. 307 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:28,760 S4: In. 308 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,160 S5: Which. 309 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:34,710 S4: We are, the more we are the plus many more. 310 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,470 S9: All day breakfast. 311 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,500 S10: Cooking goose down there. 312 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,950 S11: Mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo. 313 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,840 S5: Well, Matt, it's absolutely compulsory. We talk about this story 314 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,600 S5: given a couple of years ago, you and I made 315 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:04,080 S5: bank after following a trend where a chicken nugget in 316 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,840 S5: the shape of an Among Us character sold for tens 317 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,260 S5: of thousands of dollars, we we hit the market with 318 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:15,240 S5: our chicken nuggets that looked everything from, like the map 319 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,629 S5: of the continental United States of America, or the head 320 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:20,939 S5: from the Rick and Morty episode that says, show us 321 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,929 S5: what you got. We made probably 50 bucks off this 322 00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:29,080 S5: 24 pack of nuggets, which is quite impressive, I think. 323 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,200 S5: But we've been blown out of the water recently and, 324 00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:34,300 S5: you know, we're left sort of scratching our heads because 325 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,669 S5: we've been off our game. We haven't been searching for 326 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:39,460 S5: for this recently. It's just a damn shame. 327 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,740 S4: I just don't think about it enough. Because if I 328 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:46,060 S4: just saw, you know, a chip that looked like Abraham Lincoln, 329 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:48,399 S4: I would just eat it. Yeah, you know what I mean? 330 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,170 S4: I'd be like this. Oh, look at that. That looks 331 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,450 S4: like Abraham Lincoln. And then I'd pop it straight into 332 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,750 S4: my mouth, not realizing that I could have sell that 333 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:59,440 S4: chip for literally tens of thousands of dollars, much like 334 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,869 S4: someone did. Um, in the US of a where a 335 00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:10,780 S4: Cheeto that was shaped like the beloved Pokemon Charizard was 336 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:16,270 S4: recently sold at auction $87,840. 337 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,210 S5: We've known Charizard has a lot of value, Matt. Ever 338 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:24,550 S5: since we traded a Charizard Pokemon card for a Mazda 626. Um, 339 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,510 S5: but we did. 340 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:26,500 S4: We did do that. 341 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,890 S5: The Pokemon fans came out for the auction. It was 342 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,139 S5: a golden auction house in New York, and it described 343 00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:35,230 S5: the item as a three inch long Flamin Hot Cheeto 344 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,840 S5: in the shape of the Pokemon Charizard, affixed to a 345 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:42,820 S5: customized Pokemon card and encapsulated in a clear card storage box. Now, 346 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,230 S5: I think this did increase the value a little bit. 347 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,720 S5: You don't just get a raw chip, okay? 348 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,850 S4: A raw no, no one just walks over it, reaches 349 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:50,740 S4: into a packet and then, you know, puts you it 350 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,050 S4: says put your hand out. And then you have to 351 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,320 S4: just take home a chip in your hand that's worth $87,000. 352 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,730 S4: It was very well protected. 353 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:01,300 S5: So cleverly, the person selling the hot Charizard Cheeto came 354 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,870 S5: up with a card that surrounds it that says Cheeto. 355 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:09,100 S5: Zade gave it 120 hit points. Put it in this box. 356 00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:12,610 S5: It's marketing 101. You don't sell the steak, you sell 357 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:18,460 S5: the sizzle. And they have absolutely flamed this one up 358 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:22,270 S5: into a talking point and have made bank off it. 359 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:26,510 S4: There were 60 bidders. Um, you know, you can see 360 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:33,050 S4: the bid history. It took approximately two weeks, starting at $250. 361 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,379 S4: Right at 11 a.m. on February the 11th. And it 362 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:40,190 S4: just went up slowly, slowly, slowly, suddenly, a week, ten 363 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:44,239 S4: days later, it's $2,000, then another ten days later, it's 10,000. 364 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,000 S4: And then once you hit, once, people start bidding in 365 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,900 S4: the tens of thousands. Yeah, it just went up and 366 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,410 S4: up and up. The winning bid was $72,000, but they 367 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:59,450 S4: also have to pay a buyer's premium as well. Um, 368 00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:03,650 S4: which took it to an extra $15,000. So there you 369 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:08,690 S4: have it. That was. Imagine getting whopped with that. 370 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:10,970 S5: Put it on a shelf. They're just going to put 371 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,530 S5: it on a shelf, and people will walk in and 372 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,119 S5: go check this out and have a look at it. 373 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:17,270 S5: So the Cheetos are and they'll go huh. Pretty cool. 374 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:17,780 S5: That's it. 375 00:20:17,810 --> 00:20:21,470 S4: I mean, don't charizard's, like, burn things because that has 376 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:26,210 S4: certainly burnt through someone's well-earned cash very, very quickly. 377 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,060 S5: It is a good reminder to keep your eyes on 378 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:35,570 S5: your nugs. Cheetos. Chippies. Um, toast. Any sort of processed food. 379 00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:37,609 S5: The toast. Oh, Jesus. And a cheese sandwich. I tell 380 00:20:37,609 --> 00:20:39,109 S5: you what, that that was a big. That was one 381 00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:44,119 S5: of the first original food looking like something. Sales. So 382 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:48,890 S5: just keep stay vigilant, keep your eyes peeled, and hopefully 383 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,080 S5: you'll be in for a big windfall very soon. Hey, 384 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,340 S5: we've got to wrap this bad boy up. Thank you 385 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,260 S5: so much for hanging out with us today on all 386 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,130 S5: day Breakfast. 387 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:59,060 S4: And if you happen to see any crazy characters or 388 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,220 S4: faces in your food over the next, you know, day 389 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,649 S4: or two, send it to us at Matt and Alex, 390 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,899 S4: we desperately want to receive these. 391 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,300 S5: And we will catch you for another large episode of 392 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,379 S5: Matt and Alex tomorrow. 393 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:09,920 S4: Bye bye. 394 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:12,890 S2: That's it. 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