WEBVTT - 2025 Ep 295 - Horgs Rates Your Business Ideas 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.200 A listener production. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:13.119 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:21.440 in three two. Sorry. Still buffering. One. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.520 Ahoy! Two. May. Ishaku. Hamish. Okay. 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:29.840 Tough one for Japanese. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:30.160 Yeah. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.760 You're in the ballpark. There's a there is a lot 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.199 of words and things in Japanese culture. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:38.280 I feel like we've been to Japan a few times. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:42.519 Were we samurais once and sumo wrestlers another time when we. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.879 Type of swords one time. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.200 Yep. Not today. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:45.640 Okay. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:48.519 This is something to give you a clue. This is 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:53.120 something very dear to the show, you would say. It's 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:59.560 got a very strong link to the show. Uh, Ahoy! Tamai! Kirei! Jack! 0:00:59.690 --> 0:01:00.170 Ahoy! 0:01:00.810 --> 0:01:02.770 And I am the seeker. 0:01:04.490 --> 0:01:07.450 Which I hope means superior care. Which is one rank 0:01:07.490 --> 0:01:08.490 above Jack's. 0:01:10.370 --> 0:01:13.570 So it's something in Japanese culture that we also do 0:01:13.610 --> 0:01:17.650 in the Hamish and Andy podcast culture. And we do it, 0:01:17.650 --> 0:01:18.330 you and I do. 0:01:18.370 --> 0:01:20.450 Oh, is it going, is it going? Is it types 0:01:20.450 --> 0:01:21.010 of bowels. 0:01:21.209 --> 0:01:22.410 The types of bowel. 0:01:22.650 --> 0:01:23.929 And there are different types. 0:01:23.930 --> 0:01:26.970 There are different types of bowel for the types of greeting. 0:01:26.970 --> 0:01:28.090 That's a great one. 0:01:28.250 --> 0:01:33.610 So the the Ishaku 15 degrees here is that bowel 0:01:33.970 --> 0:01:35.690 that's here. Even I can get past that. 0:01:35.850 --> 0:01:38.330 That's on a normal day. I'm not even getting going 0:01:38.330 --> 0:01:38.650 on that. 0:01:38.650 --> 0:01:39.970 That's a casual greeting. 0:01:40.209 --> 0:01:40.490 Yep. 0:01:40.569 --> 0:01:44.530 Just that one. Um, the kiri 30 degrees jack. 0:01:44.569 --> 0:01:45.529 Yep. We're getting somewhere. 0:01:45.569 --> 0:01:48.890 A little more formal. Used in greeting a superior at work. 0:01:49.010 --> 0:01:51.170 Or with mine. One at 15 degrees. You wouldn't even 0:01:51.210 --> 0:01:52.770 be looking at the floor yet. You wouldn't even be 0:01:52.770 --> 0:01:53.650 able to see the ground. 0:01:53.690 --> 0:01:56.370 No, but don't you just nodded your head. Then don't 0:01:56.370 --> 0:02:00.059 make that mistake. Still, it's from the pelvis. It still 0:02:00.060 --> 0:02:01.220 is a twist. 15 degrees. 0:02:01.460 --> 0:02:05.300 I didn't know I was on show. Yeah, I wasn't 0:02:05.300 --> 0:02:07.100 that wasn't a performance secret. 0:02:07.420 --> 0:02:10.260 45 degrees. The most formal bow. 0:02:10.300 --> 0:02:11.299 They don't go lower than that. 0:02:11.340 --> 0:02:14.860 They don't go. So we're guaranteed below 90 on our show. 0:02:14.900 --> 0:02:18.660 I'm at 110. I reckon 110 degrees from vertical. 0:02:18.700 --> 0:02:22.100 Yep. So they. They're not going anything. They're all acute. 0:02:22.139 --> 0:02:22.620 They're angles. 0:02:22.660 --> 0:02:24.980 Remember I told you about the court bow that I 0:02:25.020 --> 0:02:28.060 learned about, which is just the head? Yes. So at 0:02:28.060 --> 0:02:30.139 government House, there's a government house. And when you meet 0:02:30.139 --> 0:02:34.179 the governor general, you are told to do a court bow, 0:02:34.180 --> 0:02:36.380 which I think people there was a few military people 0:02:36.380 --> 0:02:37.700 there and they were like, yep, no worries. We know 0:02:37.700 --> 0:02:40.139 what that is. I was like, guys, help us out. 0:02:40.180 --> 0:02:42.180 What is that? And it is just a bow of 0:02:42.180 --> 0:02:42.660 the head. 0:02:43.180 --> 0:02:46.540 Just nod, nod, but bear the heads a nod. 0:02:46.580 --> 0:02:48.460 Yeah, it's a it's a meaningful nod. 0:02:49.860 --> 0:02:53.500 I also do Connor Donaldson from I think he's New Zealand, 0:02:53.500 --> 0:02:55.780 but living in Bristol in the UK. He went to 0:02:56.340 --> 0:02:57.990 come to tell us what he's been up to. 0:02:58.389 --> 0:03:01.390 Tough break. Ahoy from Bristol, UK. Connor. Here. Have the 0:03:01.389 --> 0:03:03.830 day off today. Thanks to you guys. While I was 0:03:03.830 --> 0:03:06.310 working yesterday, I was listening to the podcast. I was 0:03:06.310 --> 0:03:08.550 sliding a large piece of plywood off of a pallet 0:03:08.550 --> 0:03:11.429 at about chest height. At the same time you guys 0:03:11.470 --> 0:03:14.590 were talking about the lady sniffing poo. I started laughing, 0:03:14.590 --> 0:03:16.150 I let go of the board and the edge fell 0:03:16.150 --> 0:03:19.270 onto my foot right behind the steel cap. Obviously it's 0:03:19.270 --> 0:03:22.230 currently bruised and swollen, but luckily not broken. By the 0:03:22.230 --> 0:03:24.270 time this reaches you, I'm sure it'll be healed. Cheers 0:03:24.270 --> 0:03:25.190 for the day, fellas. 0:03:25.990 --> 0:03:29.390 Well, I mean, I think that was in the Pre-conclave episode, 0:03:29.389 --> 0:03:33.710 wasn't it? We were talking about, um, Jack just 86 0:03:33.710 --> 0:03:36.750 ING one of those, uh, just not letting that person 0:03:36.750 --> 0:03:39.310 through to the conclave. Yeah. Which was a good which 0:03:39.310 --> 0:03:40.150 was a good move. 0:03:40.190 --> 0:03:42.870 Not the chosen one or the chosen number twos, as 0:03:42.870 --> 0:03:43.350 it would be. 0:03:43.390 --> 0:03:45.390 Would have been. So that's remarkable speed to be able 0:03:45.390 --> 0:03:47.990 to upload that episode to now that. 0:03:48.270 --> 0:03:48.790 Lightning. 0:03:48.790 --> 0:03:49.150 Quick. 0:03:49.630 --> 0:03:51.710 It's great. We've sorted out the website. They're coming in 0:03:51.750 --> 0:03:54.790 thick and fast.com home. We've got a special guest in 0:03:54.790 --> 0:03:57.760 the studio. Hasn't been for some time. Big orgs. How 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:58.080 are you? 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.480 Orgs? 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.880 Hello, boys. I know you used to do the whistle 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:01.720 when you came in. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.280 Yeah, still got it in. You. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:10.560 Know. Can you unlearn a whistle? Oh. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.280 It's like watching Jordan try and dunk. I can't do 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.040 it anymore. I'm getting too old for this. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:20.839 Whoosh! 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:25.560 There you go. There it is. Jordan's like, come back, guys. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.320 I can do it. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:27.800 I just have to warm up. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.800 The reason why you're in is because a little while 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.920 ago on the show, we had a guy called Christian 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.040 who rang, who wrote in with $1 million idea, and 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.480 he promised to tell us as long as we didn't 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.719 steal it from him or tell the public we broke 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:41.520 that promise. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.400 We that was a I still do feel a bit 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.400 bad about that. Hawk. Did you hear that episode at all? Hawgs? No. Fine. 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:50.120 If you didn't. I almost think we start with this. Yeah. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.360 Jack and I heard the idea. Then we told Andy 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:56.049 and Andy's like, ah, no worries in stealing that. His 0:04:56.050 --> 0:05:01.130 million dollar idea was essentially hairdresser at the airport. Right. 0:05:01.490 --> 0:05:03.330 And you can get a haircut while you wait for 0:05:03.330 --> 0:05:08.089 your plane. It was called haircuts. And you just, you know, 0:05:08.130 --> 0:05:10.210 it's a time saver that there's a barber at the airport. 0:05:10.210 --> 0:05:11.850 And he'd done some maths and he was like, look, 0:05:11.890 --> 0:05:14.890 three hairdressers think he had him working round the clock 0:05:14.890 --> 0:05:18.169 365 days a year. But the numbers looked good based 0:05:18.170 --> 0:05:21.770 on that maths. He was like everyone, everyone wants haircuts. 0:05:22.210 --> 0:05:25.050 A lot of people wrote in and said, hey, two, 0:05:25.089 --> 0:05:28.570 two camps. Really? They either said, I've seen this or um, 0:05:28.610 --> 0:05:30.530 or I did this. There were a few people saying, yeah, 0:05:30.529 --> 0:05:32.089 we tried to do this, and it didn't take. 0:05:32.130 --> 0:05:34.570 Which you'd had before, and a number of your inventions. 0:05:34.570 --> 0:05:35.729 That's why I've got you in here. By the way, 0:05:35.730 --> 0:05:37.770 if people are new to the podcast, welcome by all means. 0:05:37.770 --> 0:05:40.010 But Haug's very famous on our show for having a 0:05:40.010 --> 0:05:43.050 lot of inventions over the ride. Some of them have 0:05:43.050 --> 0:05:45.450 been have gone on to be amazing and we laughed 0:05:45.450 --> 0:05:47.450 at them at the time, which was the what was 0:05:47.450 --> 0:05:49.410 the one that you think was the biggest? 0:05:49.450 --> 0:05:50.570 It was need a. 0:05:50.570 --> 0:05:51.810 Betterhelp.com. 0:05:51.940 --> 0:05:52.460 That I you. 0:05:52.500 --> 0:05:53.660 Which is just our airtasker now. 0:05:53.660 --> 0:05:55.460 It's Airtasker. You did invent Airtasker. 0:05:55.500 --> 0:05:57.540 Yeah. You also invented where the bet at one point 0:05:57.540 --> 0:05:59.300 where you could bet on the weather that now occurs. 0:05:59.300 --> 0:06:01.500 You can actually do that. The gym train we thought 0:06:01.500 --> 0:06:03.300 was a good one, where you could go to the 0:06:03.300 --> 0:06:06.260 gym on the train during your commute. That one hasn't 0:06:06.260 --> 0:06:07.980 been invented yet, but I. 0:06:07.980 --> 0:06:11.460 Think you invented seated cycling at a desk. 0:06:11.940 --> 0:06:14.540 Yeah. Yes. That was to power your lamp. The desk lamp, though, 0:06:14.580 --> 0:06:15.060 I think. 0:06:15.300 --> 0:06:17.020 The work workout we called that. 0:06:17.020 --> 0:06:19.979 That's right. Yeah. I mean, there's so many of these ideas, 0:06:20.339 --> 0:06:22.620 you know, you were an absolute ideas machine back then. 0:06:22.660 --> 0:06:23.419 You probably still are. 0:06:23.740 --> 0:06:26.140 But the skin colored phone was one of my favorites. 0:06:26.180 --> 0:06:28.020 Oh, that's right. So you could be on the phone. 0:06:28.020 --> 0:06:29.859 This is before hands free. You could be on the 0:06:29.860 --> 0:06:31.620 phone in your car and police wouldn't know. 0:06:35.300 --> 0:06:39.900 Of all the ways to break that law, getting a 0:06:40.020 --> 0:06:43.460 phone that matched your flesh tone is one of the 0:06:43.460 --> 0:06:45.300 more interesting. Not even a cord. Not even a hands 0:06:45.300 --> 0:06:47.900 free cord that blends in. But just so you can 0:06:47.900 --> 0:06:49.980 really have a hand distracted. 0:06:49.980 --> 0:06:52.150 We just think you have an eye for a great idea. 0:06:52.310 --> 0:06:56.270 So Hamish just told you Christian's idea about the ear cuts. 0:06:56.270 --> 0:06:59.789 So a hairdresser at the airport. As far as million 0:06:59.830 --> 0:07:02.770 dollar ideas go, what would you rank that between 1 0:07:02.770 --> 0:07:03.470 and 10? 0:07:04.630 --> 0:07:06.590 Well, if you want to call it a million, you 0:07:06.630 --> 0:07:10.750 need to earn millions, right? Like, you've you've just got 0:07:10.790 --> 0:07:12.790 one person cutting you. Like, how have you got a 0:07:12.790 --> 0:07:13.670 whole team there? 0:07:13.710 --> 0:07:16.550 Yeah, I think that's the idea. You could potentially franchise, but. 0:07:18.670 --> 0:07:20.830 I don't love it because you're not going like I 0:07:20.830 --> 0:07:24.390 need my guy. Yeah, you you everyone needs your guy. 0:07:24.390 --> 0:07:27.590 Unless you're. Unless you travel that much? Yeah. Maybe once 0:07:27.590 --> 0:07:31.310 every six weeks. Doubtful. I don't know. I don't love it. 0:07:31.350 --> 0:07:32.510 So what are you giving it out of ten? 0:07:33.430 --> 0:07:35.430 Why should we rate it between 0 and 1 million? 0:07:35.950 --> 0:07:36.830 Yeah, that's a good idea. 0:07:38.390 --> 0:07:40.230 Where does it land? Between 0 and 1 million. 0:07:40.670 --> 0:07:43.790 I think about 450,000. 0:07:44.070 --> 0:07:45.350 Let's do 4.5l. 0:07:46.430 --> 0:07:47.310 No, I like this. 0:07:47.350 --> 0:07:48.110 I like this. 0:07:48.150 --> 0:07:49.760 It's going to be confused. So what we're going to do. 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.679 Is 450,000 out of a. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:51.960 Million. 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:55.600 So what we're going to do, Hawgs is since then, 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:59.240 people have written in going, that idea was terrible. I've 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:03.680 got the million dollar idea now. Hamish and I discussed it. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.240 We're not going to invest anyone's ideas. That's for Shark Tank. 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:09.400 We don't want to be on the show. You're welcome to. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:10.320 If you wanted to write. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.600 God, this would be an amazing full circle, because our 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:15.280 old segment was you listing your ideas and then people 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.160 ringing up saying if they wanted to invest so that 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.560 if we've if we can marry you as an investor 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.760 now with some of these ideas, by all means go 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.280 for it. But what we thought we'd do as a 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:27.880 service is go. We're not we're probably not going to invest. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.440 I mean, we can barely get our act together to 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:34.840 make a tall hat. So we're not we're trying to 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:37.160 break the record for world's tallest hat. Just because I 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.920 know you're listening to the show. Yeah. Cool. Um, so 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.600 we're not going to do that. But what we can 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.640 do is at least give them some critical feedback from 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.960 our favorite inventor and possible investor. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.520 Just quickly, when you say, we're not going to do that, 0:08:47.520 --> 0:08:50.370 we are doing the tall hat. We're not going. We 0:08:50.370 --> 0:08:52.610 are going to invest. We're not going to invest. Sorry. 0:08:52.929 --> 0:08:57.570 So let's start with Heath. Heath Haug's is here. He's 0:08:57.570 --> 0:09:00.330 going to give you a rating. What's your million dollar idea? 0:09:00.530 --> 0:09:06.130 Hey, guys. Uh, my idea is roll on Vegemite. So essentially, 0:09:06.130 --> 0:09:09.890 just a, like, a roll on deodorant, but Vegemite. Uh. 0:09:10.290 --> 0:09:12.570 Hawkes has just looked at me and mouthed, I had 0:09:12.570 --> 0:09:13.090 that idea. 0:09:13.130 --> 0:09:15.569 I think, did he do roll on butter? I think. 0:09:15.690 --> 0:09:16.170 He did roll. 0:09:16.170 --> 0:09:16.569 On butter. 0:09:16.970 --> 0:09:19.530 Yeah. Yeah. You did roll on butter for the show 0:09:19.530 --> 0:09:20.490 back in the day. 0:09:20.530 --> 0:09:20.890 Yeah. 0:09:20.929 --> 0:09:24.809 Do you think a change to Vegemite increases the the 0:09:24.809 --> 0:09:26.530 idea or is better idea or. 0:09:27.610 --> 0:09:30.210 Well. Oh, honey. I think it's even worse. Oh. 0:09:30.809 --> 0:09:33.210 Honey. He's happy to go to honey. What are you. 0:09:33.650 --> 0:09:35.210 What are you giving that? What are you giving it 0:09:35.210 --> 0:09:35.650 a ten. 0:09:35.690 --> 0:09:38.570 Oh. The problem with the million dollar. See the problem? 0:09:38.970 --> 0:09:42.490 It's Vegemite, so you're gonna have to sell it to Vegemite. Yes. 0:09:42.809 --> 0:09:43.010 Yeah. 0:09:43.410 --> 0:09:45.770 Is that your million dollar idea to sell it to them? 0:09:46.170 --> 0:09:47.740 Yeah, definitely. Yep. 0:09:47.780 --> 0:09:48.460 What are you thinking? 0:09:48.940 --> 0:09:53.580 Oh, I think like a €150,000. 0:09:53.580 --> 0:09:56.420 For using my scale. And he's trying to get the 0:09:56.420 --> 0:09:58.620 1 to 10 scale going. I'm sticking to the 1 0:09:58.620 --> 0:10:01.020 to 1 million. Um, okay. That is the tough thing 0:10:01.020 --> 0:10:01.660 because Vegemite. 0:10:01.700 --> 0:10:02.500 Sounds better for. 0:10:02.820 --> 0:10:05.340 Vegemite will own it. And also, if you go in 0:10:05.340 --> 0:10:07.059 and pitch it, even if you've got the tech, they 0:10:07.059 --> 0:10:08.780 can just go, yeah, we were thinking of that. 0:10:09.100 --> 0:10:09.660 Yeah. Yeah. 0:10:09.740 --> 0:10:10.300 See you later. 0:10:10.860 --> 0:10:15.020 Uh, Heath, what do you feel about that? It's $150,000 idea. 0:10:15.059 --> 0:10:15.380 Still good. 0:10:15.380 --> 0:10:16.620 Money. Still good money. 0:10:16.980 --> 0:10:18.420 Selling it a bit short there, I reckon. 0:10:18.460 --> 0:10:20.420 Okay, well, good luck and let us know how you go. 0:10:22.260 --> 0:10:25.380 All right. We go from Heath to Jack. Hey, Jack. 0:10:25.420 --> 0:10:26.260 Hey, boys. How are. 0:10:26.260 --> 0:10:28.780 You? Yeah. Good. Do you have $1 million idea for Horgs? 0:10:28.780 --> 0:10:30.580 We haven't got to the million yet. 0:10:30.780 --> 0:10:34.420 Oh, I do. So the problem is, you know, when 0:10:34.420 --> 0:10:37.180 you are eating dinner, it might be a wrap or 0:10:37.220 --> 0:10:40.060 a burrito or a soft taco, and you put it 0:10:40.059 --> 0:10:42.780 down on your plate and it all just unravels. 0:10:42.820 --> 0:10:43.180 Yeah. 0:10:43.380 --> 0:10:44.939 Mhm. Edible. Sticky tape. 0:10:46.110 --> 0:10:46.950 Sticky tape. 0:10:46.990 --> 0:10:47.510 Right? 0:10:48.110 --> 0:10:51.230 Yeah. It'll solve all the problems. You can wrap it around, 0:10:51.470 --> 0:10:53.390 have a different flavors. 0:10:54.309 --> 0:10:57.870 Is it. Is it tasty or like. Can you tell 0:10:57.870 --> 0:10:58.830 it's in your mouth? 0:10:59.710 --> 0:11:02.390 No. Well, you will have a flavorless one, I reckon. 0:11:02.390 --> 0:11:04.790 And then maybe, you know, for burritos, you could have 0:11:04.790 --> 0:11:05.910 a salsa flavored one. 0:11:05.910 --> 0:11:06.990 What's it made of? 0:11:08.110 --> 0:11:12.110 Um, I was thinking maybe rice paper or something like that. Or, 0:11:12.150 --> 0:11:14.550 you know, those Listerine strips, whatever they use for that. 0:11:14.590 --> 0:11:15.949 Yeah, they do get pretty sticky. 0:11:17.590 --> 0:11:18.910 Okay, so you haven't. 0:11:18.990 --> 0:11:19.390 Checked out. 0:11:19.390 --> 0:11:20.550 The technology yourself. 0:11:20.870 --> 0:11:22.830 This is this is one of those things where if 0:11:22.830 --> 0:11:26.110 the technology worked, you'd go all day long. The tricky 0:11:26.110 --> 0:11:30.710 part would be taping something to a burrito and having 0:11:30.710 --> 0:11:32.990 it stick the way we're hoping for it to stick. 0:11:33.030 --> 0:11:35.109 That could be the tough bit of the science. 0:11:35.150 --> 0:11:38.430 Then you're going to get sticky hands. My, the concern 0:11:38.429 --> 0:11:41.990 is that every nearly a third of the inventions that 0:11:41.990 --> 0:11:44.720 I pitched to you guys back in the day, your 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.840 feedback was to me. You can't. That's not an invention. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.400 You've you haven't come up with the technology. Yes. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:51.720 So that's what you're giving him? 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.080 Yeah. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:53.040 Yeah. Jack I mean. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.839 It's good tech if. But that's the leap to make 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.640 it sort of like going boots that can walk on 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.079 the roof and you go, oh, okay, great. But how? 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:00.720 Yeah. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.160 Well, you just you use science to stick to the roof. 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:07.400 Let's say it can work. I still don't see when 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:11.400 I have my burrito wanting to spend the time, tape 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:12.560 it up to tape it up. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:13.079 No, but. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:13.960 Maybe then it becomes. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:14.840 Part of the burrito. 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:16.080 Like, I worry. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.040 Taped to something. 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.640 I worry that we're going to get to a stage 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.200 where a small. It's like wrapping a birthday present, a 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.120 small piece of tape that you might use to wrap 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.200 a birthday present won't be enough to hold the pressure 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:28.000 of the burrito, and you will have to do a 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.640 full lap of tape around the burrito. And I worry 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.320 in that instance, is that going to be too much 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:34.720 tape to eat? And it kind of gets stuck in 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.640 your mouth. It doesn't dissolve the way we wanted. 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.320 Just one one full wrap around, I reckon. One lap. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.650 The really tough part about this is you're going up 0:12:42.650 --> 0:12:46.730 against the geniuses at Old El Paso now. Every invention 0:12:46.730 --> 0:12:48.810 they come up with is to keep a burrito together. 0:12:48.809 --> 0:12:51.050 We've talked about it before on the show. They've got 0:12:51.050 --> 0:12:54.010 the bucket burrito, the boat burrito, the pockets, the pockets. 0:12:54.050 --> 0:12:57.850 Everything's made to reduce spillage. It's their number one enemy. 0:12:57.890 --> 0:13:04.210 What about instead of a tape, a corn chip hook? 0:13:05.210 --> 0:13:07.689 That so, so so when you wrap and then like. 0:13:07.690 --> 0:13:08.210 A fish hook. 0:13:08.250 --> 0:13:10.530 Yeah. Like a fish hook. That that that that then 0:13:10.530 --> 0:13:14.209 clips onto the other side and you have two holes 0:13:14.210 --> 0:13:15.410 on the other side of your wrap. 0:13:15.450 --> 0:13:18.210 Almost. So are you thinking like when you use a bandage, 0:13:18.210 --> 0:13:20.930 like in your first aid kit, that hook mechanism that 0:13:20.929 --> 0:13:22.090 keeps the bandage tight. 0:13:22.130 --> 0:13:22.570 Yeah. 0:13:22.809 --> 0:13:24.090 That's not bad. One of those. 0:13:24.850 --> 0:13:25.370 Was. 0:13:26.050 --> 0:13:29.490 Made of corn chip and rice paper made of a 0:13:29.490 --> 0:13:32.570 completely edible technology and very, very sharp when it hits 0:13:32.570 --> 0:13:34.209 the taco. But your mouth can't feel it. 0:13:34.250 --> 0:13:37.210 No. Exactly. Um, what do you think for Jack Hawkes? 0:13:37.250 --> 0:13:39.290 Oh, I don't like this at all. 0:13:39.490 --> 0:13:39.850 Yeah. 0:13:40.290 --> 0:13:41.780 I think it's a one. 0:13:41.820 --> 0:13:42.780 A $1. 0:13:43.020 --> 0:13:43.460 $1. 0:13:43.500 --> 0:13:44.020 100. 0:13:44.179 --> 0:13:49.179 100. Okay, back to my scale. Sorry, Jack. We've got 0:13:49.220 --> 0:13:52.180 time for one more. Luke. Ahoy to you, Luke. Um, 0:13:52.220 --> 0:13:53.980 do you think you've got a better idea than edible 0:13:53.980 --> 0:13:54.699 sticky tape? 0:13:55.300 --> 0:13:55.859 Yes. 0:13:56.140 --> 0:13:57.500 Great. 100%. 0:13:59.860 --> 0:14:04.059 Okay. Thanks for joining us. Um, no. Far away. Far away. 0:14:04.059 --> 0:14:04.740 What have we got? 0:14:05.580 --> 0:14:06.060 Right. 0:14:06.220 --> 0:14:09.660 It's, um. You guys have. You guys have had cans 0:14:09.660 --> 0:14:13.420 of drink? So a cheeky beer before? Yes I presume. 0:14:13.700 --> 0:14:15.620 Yeah, I yeah, I've had one, one of those. 0:14:15.660 --> 0:14:18.700 So. And you've been to the pub, I presume. You 0:14:18.700 --> 0:14:20.260 know old mates. You've been there. 0:14:20.300 --> 0:14:20.460 Yeah. 0:14:20.460 --> 0:14:22.220 We've pub and other pubs. 0:14:22.500 --> 0:14:25.900 Yes. So when you order, say a pot that comes 0:14:25.900 --> 0:14:28.340 with a handle, how nostalgic is that feeling? But you 0:14:28.340 --> 0:14:30.620 can't have it at home with a can, can you? 0:14:31.140 --> 0:14:31.740 No. No. 0:14:31.780 --> 0:14:38.580 Until now, we have created the can cradle, which is 0:14:38.580 --> 0:14:41.550 an aluminium strip that clips onto the side of your 0:14:41.590 --> 0:14:45.110 can with ease, and creates that feeling of being at 0:14:45.110 --> 0:14:48.110 the pub holding a handle at home. 0:14:49.670 --> 0:14:50.670 I love it. 0:14:50.790 --> 0:14:53.110 So it's a handle for a for a tinnie? 0:14:53.150 --> 0:14:53.670 Yeah. 0:14:53.710 --> 0:14:56.230 Do you prefer, would you prefer to use a handle 0:14:56.230 --> 0:14:57.230 while you ever can? 0:14:57.950 --> 0:15:00.830 Um, yes. Maybe. 0:15:01.510 --> 0:15:04.270 Well, I mean, I don't think I never holding a 0:15:04.310 --> 0:15:06.550 can going. I wish I do like, I. 0:15:06.590 --> 0:15:08.670 Do like a handle of beer, but I think I 0:15:08.670 --> 0:15:12.470 like the glass element. Yeah. Drinking it like that too. 0:15:12.590 --> 0:15:15.710 I don't think I remember how I had an invention. Well, we. 0:15:15.710 --> 0:15:18.270 Tried to bring this up for you. The slab of pots. Yeah. 0:15:18.310 --> 0:15:21.950 And so, Hawks, I think this is it might not 0:15:21.950 --> 0:15:24.390 be better than Luke's, but. But the idea was, if 0:15:24.430 --> 0:15:26.870 you've just moved out of home and you haven't got 0:15:26.870 --> 0:15:30.990 your glassware yet, go to Carlton Draught or whoever and 0:15:30.990 --> 0:15:34.310 grab a slab of pots. And it was pot glasses 0:15:34.310 --> 0:15:35.470 with caps on it. 0:15:35.510 --> 0:15:37.070 But yeah, it's a screwtop. 0:15:37.110 --> 0:15:37.630 Beer in there. 0:15:37.630 --> 0:15:38.480 And there was beer in. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:39.920 A giant screw top. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.280 And then you drink, you drink the pop and then 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.200 keep all the glasses at home and you share house. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.680 Yeah, I think they were concerned that it was gonna break, 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.760 like in the slab. It could break more because obviously 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.960 the stubby is more of a rounded craft glass. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:53.680 We went we went down the track with it and 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.840 tried to see whether they'd come in it, but nah, 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.120 it didn't get through. Um, I. 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:00.560 Think the other point is that it's it's just better 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.600 drinking out of a pot glass. So you're having more 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:07.120 fun that as well. And later on, you get another glass. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.160 Yes. But do you go back to Luke's idea? 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.840 We've just got this. Sounds like an idea that was 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:13.160 nixed ten years ago. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.160 What do you think about clipping a handle to a can? 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:17.400 I love it. I think that'd be great. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.120 So what are you gonna. What are you giving Luke? 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:20.920 What are you. 900. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.720 I feel like Ando did not see that coming. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.160 No, I think it's great. I think we've confused, though. 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.560 I mean, Horgs does love a beer, so I think. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:31.520 That's why I feel like. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:31.760 We're. 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.360 Fooling people. They're going. Hang on a sec. I invented 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.530 edible tape. I was barely Finally getting a hundred grand, 0:16:37.650 --> 0:16:41.130 if nothing else. Yep. I mean, amazing, eventually. Good luck. 0:16:41.170 --> 0:16:43.370 You're 900 grand. That'll give you heaps of confidence, you 0:16:43.370 --> 0:16:44.570 would think to take it to the world. 0:16:44.610 --> 0:16:47.210 Yeah. Good luck. Luke. That's that's the the the. Well, 0:16:47.210 --> 0:16:49.570 you don't win anything today, but you've definitely won the 0:16:49.570 --> 0:16:51.490 vote of confidence from the show. 0:16:51.530 --> 0:16:51.970 Yeah. 0:16:52.170 --> 0:16:52.890 Yeah. That's all you need. 0:16:52.890 --> 0:16:55.770 Yeah. Perfect. There you go. He's happy. Yep. He's walked 0:16:55.770 --> 0:16:58.690 away a winner. I like to think that we've imagined 0:16:58.730 --> 0:17:02.130 a future perfect future here. I mean, even if, let's say, 0:17:02.130 --> 0:17:04.609 all of these ideas get up and one day we 0:17:04.609 --> 0:17:08.010 may find ourselves at the airport, had a fresh haircut. 0:17:08.330 --> 0:17:10.729 We look across, we see someone eating a fully taped 0:17:10.730 --> 0:17:15.010 burrito whilst sipping on a beer at the airport, out 0:17:15.010 --> 0:17:16.929 of a handle on a cab. I mean, that's a 0:17:16.930 --> 0:17:19.330 beautiful future that you want to be part of, isn't it? 0:17:19.369 --> 0:17:20.250 Mm. Absolutely. 0:17:20.530 --> 0:17:22.969 Um, Luke. Thank you bud. Uh. Hey, guys. Thanks for 0:17:22.970 --> 0:17:23.570 coming in. 0:17:23.570 --> 0:17:24.250 Thanks, guys. 0:17:24.530 --> 0:17:26.810 G I'm looking forward to seeing if any of those go. 0:17:27.170 --> 0:17:28.850 I won't invest in any. 0:17:29.050 --> 0:17:33.570 So that's why that's, again, this is the Shark tank 0:17:33.609 --> 0:17:37.540 feeling where you realise Realize it's great to hear ideas, but, um, 0:17:37.980 --> 0:17:39.060 investing is a big leap. 0:17:39.100 --> 0:17:39.459 Yeah. 0:17:44.940 --> 0:17:50.020 I'm. It's fair to say I'm not going to say 50% 0:17:50.020 --> 0:17:53.379 of correspondents, but I'd say 20% of correspondents to Hamish 0:17:53.859 --> 0:17:58.980 at the moment is hat related inquiries for our quest 0:17:58.980 --> 0:18:02.580 to get the tallest hat, uh, and break the record. 0:18:02.580 --> 0:18:05.300 In the world. What I love about our listeners, uh, 0:18:05.340 --> 0:18:08.580 is it's got this urgency about it that it's sort 0:18:08.580 --> 0:18:11.699 of like, um, it's the town project, and everyone's like, 0:18:11.740 --> 0:18:14.060 I've got. I need to tell the guy something like, 0:18:14.060 --> 0:18:16.220 I've got, I've got an angle here, and I've got 0:18:16.660 --> 0:18:19.340 just so you know, I. Have you thought about this? 0:18:19.340 --> 0:18:21.100 Have you thought about that? And we of course have 0:18:21.100 --> 0:18:25.660 our we've got our crack team designing the hats update. 0:18:25.700 --> 0:18:26.540 For them to come. 0:18:26.580 --> 0:18:28.180 I was going to say let's get an update from 0:18:28.180 --> 0:18:30.260 those guys because I feel a bit guilty actually being 0:18:30.260 --> 0:18:35.189 this far out of the process. But the We're on 0:18:35.190 --> 0:18:36.710 the other side of the. We're on the side. Like 0:18:36.750 --> 0:18:39.190 the thing we can take care of is how this 0:18:39.190 --> 0:18:40.910 is going to run when we actually have a crack 0:18:40.910 --> 0:18:42.470 at the world's tallest hat record. 0:18:42.550 --> 0:18:43.870 And we were going to do that, we were going 0:18:43.910 --> 0:18:48.909 to reach out to Guinness. And we have made some inquiries. 0:18:48.950 --> 0:18:53.110 But look, Jack, there's a fair bit of palaver. And 0:18:53.350 --> 0:18:57.270 as a show we try and keep palaver to a palaver. 0:18:57.310 --> 0:18:57.710 Don't we. 0:18:57.750 --> 0:19:00.110 Hate it? Bureaucracy. 0:19:00.150 --> 0:19:02.910 Don't the Guinness World Records have a duty of like, 0:19:02.950 --> 0:19:05.750 if you say you're going for a world record, they 0:19:05.750 --> 0:19:08.950 should really come out and be there to look at it. 0:19:08.990 --> 0:19:12.190 No, that would be if they're a government body, I suppose, 0:19:12.230 --> 0:19:13.750 and they're not the police where if they hear a 0:19:13.750 --> 0:19:18.350 crime happening, they have to go. They're not like the police, 0:19:18.350 --> 0:19:21.189 where if they hear something good happening, they must attend. 0:19:21.230 --> 0:19:23.230 There's a guy getting in a swimming pool of baked beans, 0:19:23.430 --> 0:19:23.950 hold the phone. 0:19:25.830 --> 0:19:28.870 But deployed two of our agents there because we've got 0:19:29.630 --> 0:19:31.230 some records. The longest nose ring. 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:35.280 Do not get in that bath. We're wearing the most 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:37.800 amount of women's suspenders until we are next to you 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:39.359 and we count the suspenders. 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.560 But I thought for their own accuracy, they might want 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:44.040 to always be sending people out because they don't want 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:45.520 to put in print. 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:49.480 It turns out they are a for profit organization and not. 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:52.040 And they should be. So they should be. 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:54.399 And they weren't selling the beer as a charity either. 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:56.480 They're making money on the beer. I think they've always 0:19:56.480 --> 0:19:59.800 been up front ongoing. Hey, this is just the stuff 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:01.720 we do. Be involved if you want. I think the 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:04.199 trick they've pulled is by being. They've got us in 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:06.760 this mindset where you proactively have to ask. 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:06.960 Them. 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:08.800 If you are going to do it. 0:20:08.840 --> 0:20:12.040 Which again, you have to. There's application forms, there's a cost. 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:12.840 It's quite significant. 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.320 You don't have to convince me. I hate all that stuff. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:15.960 And they. 0:20:16.359 --> 0:20:20.280 Said the C word to Jack hates that he hates the. 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.240 Cost and they operate out of the UK, which is 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:25.480 tough for us as well with time difference. 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:29.439 Here's the thing to to to final. Just the final 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:31.689 note on the palaver. It was because we know a 0:20:31.690 --> 0:20:33.690 lot of people obviously in radio and we've talked about 0:20:33.690 --> 0:20:36.170 this before that have gone for Guinness World Records. Then 0:20:36.170 --> 0:20:39.290 when you talk to the producers behind the scenes, that's 0:20:39.290 --> 0:20:41.290 when you get the real snapshot of the Pallava. They're like, oh, 0:20:41.290 --> 0:20:43.370 it was ten grand. It was 20 grand. We had 0:20:43.369 --> 0:20:47.929 to do this, really. Mate, it ain't a cheap certificate. But, uh, 0:20:48.250 --> 0:20:50.129 you know, those people have made the call that the 0:20:50.130 --> 0:20:52.290 content's worth it. Now, when we look at the budget 0:20:52.290 --> 0:20:56.250 side of things, we go, well, are they the you know, 0:20:56.290 --> 0:20:59.369 if a if a nose ring is inserted in a 0:20:59.369 --> 0:21:01.169 nose and no one's there to see it, did it 0:21:01.170 --> 0:21:03.649 still happen? Yes it did. I mean, it's one of 0:21:03.650 --> 0:21:06.970 the great philosophical questions. If a record is broken and 0:21:06.970 --> 0:21:09.690 someone from the beer company wasn't there to measure it, 0:21:10.050 --> 0:21:13.169 but others were who were just as trustworthy, did it 0:21:13.170 --> 0:21:14.530 still happen? I say yes. 0:21:14.570 --> 0:21:15.130 So do I. 0:21:15.170 --> 0:21:15.370 Jack. 0:21:15.410 --> 0:21:18.690 And I say yes to. And I say they should they? 0:21:19.609 --> 0:21:23.449 Well, that's three guesses. I mean, two more okays and 0:21:23.450 --> 0:21:25.770 we've got a full house. You can't argue with that. 0:21:26.810 --> 0:21:28.570 It's almost an unbeatable hand. 0:21:29.260 --> 0:21:32.420 So so we're just going to now play for the record. 0:21:32.420 --> 0:21:34.220 But we don't care if it's in the book or not. 0:21:34.540 --> 0:21:36.180 We don't care about the book is what I'm saying. 0:21:36.180 --> 0:21:38.540 We could just just decide we don't care about the 0:21:38.540 --> 0:21:42.100 book because we'll know. We'll know the truth. And the 0:21:42.100 --> 0:21:44.859 reason we'll know is here's here's one idea I had. 0:21:45.780 --> 0:21:49.500 We thought, do we get, like, the people might remember, 0:21:49.500 --> 0:21:52.700 like Tattslotto or Powerball or whatever, where you have government officials? 0:21:53.060 --> 0:21:56.700 I think we get people's officials to be there on 0:21:56.700 --> 0:22:00.740 the day, trustworthy people, listeners of our show that will 0:22:00.740 --> 0:22:03.380 authenticate it. And we'll all know the rules and we'll 0:22:03.380 --> 0:22:05.780 play by the same guidelines and more on that in 0:22:05.780 --> 0:22:08.580 a second that you have for the Guinness World Records. 0:22:08.580 --> 0:22:12.380 But we get, let's say, ten government officials, ten a lot. 0:22:12.700 --> 0:22:16.700 Five of the people's officials, five we've flown in or 0:22:16.740 --> 0:22:20.180 possibly selected for short drive from the arena. We have 0:22:20.180 --> 0:22:22.100 them there and there's a form. We're going to put 0:22:22.100 --> 0:22:24.219 a form on our website now because we're looking for 0:22:24.220 --> 0:22:26.540 a specific type of person we need to know for 0:22:26.580 --> 0:22:29.840 a fact, and you have to provide evidence of times 0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:32.760 that you have paid attention, right? Because we need to 0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:33.200 pay attention. 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:34.040 People distracted? 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:38.159 Yeah. Examples of the of that, you know, distance because 0:22:38.160 --> 0:22:40.080 the hat I think one of the rules is it 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:42.479 has to go for ten meters. So are you the 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.719 kind of person that knows about distance? How do you 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:47.439 know about it? Where did you last use that? 0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:49.280 And when the hat has to go over to me, 0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:51.640 that's walking with a hat on. Yeah. 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:53.600 And with a hat over about 5.5m tall. 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:55.480 But they should know about vertical distance as well. 0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:57.640 Exactly. Both horizontal and vertical. 0:22:57.840 --> 0:22:59.919 Great question. We can quickly edit the form before it 0:22:59.920 --> 0:23:00.520 goes live. 0:23:00.560 --> 0:23:00.919 Yes. 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:04.120 This is why we wanted to bring it up. So 0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.640 that'll be done. And people can register to be the officials. 0:23:06.680 --> 0:23:07.800 Is that the only two things? 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.399 And evidence that you're trustworthy and trustworthiness. 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:11.920 So they don't have to work for the government in 0:23:11.920 --> 0:23:12.280 any way? 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:12.639 No. 0:23:12.920 --> 0:23:15.159 No. Why would they? No, no. They're the people. 0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:17.120 So you just kept saying government officials. 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:17.399 Well, that. 0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:19.760 Was because that's because they gave away $22 million in Powerball. 0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.439 So that's why people feel comfortable having government officials. But 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:25.640 I just think we go. Yeah. No offense, trustworthy people. Yeah. 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:28.370 I think there's better examples you could give of trustworthiness, 0:23:28.369 --> 0:23:31.890 to be honest. So let's just get that you're trustworthy. 0:23:31.890 --> 0:23:35.010 You know about the two of the axes of distance. 0:23:35.410 --> 0:23:38.889 You know about vertical or horizontal. No requests for depth. 0:23:38.930 --> 0:23:40.370 We don't we won't need depth. 0:23:42.170 --> 0:23:43.889 You won't be quizzed on depth. 0:23:44.010 --> 0:23:48.570 You won't be quizzed on depth. It's A2D test. Um, 0:23:48.690 --> 0:23:51.209 I suppose you could argue it depends which end of 0:23:51.210 --> 0:23:52.969 the line you're at. If you decide to stand at 0:23:52.970 --> 0:23:55.010 the finish line, it will almost all be depth and 0:23:55.010 --> 0:23:57.490 there'll be no lateral movement. But again, we'll get you 0:23:57.530 --> 0:24:00.690 side on. We'll take care of side on. We'll take 0:24:00.690 --> 0:24:04.730 care of this with the seating. So don't worry about that. 0:24:04.730 --> 0:24:06.290 We'll take care of that. Make sure it's only two 0:24:06.290 --> 0:24:09.730 dimensions at max. We're asking you to measure and you know. 0:24:09.730 --> 0:24:11.970 And can you pay attention? Once we've got that, then 0:24:11.970 --> 0:24:14.690 I think we can pick our representatives of the people. 0:24:14.850 --> 0:24:16.490 I'm getting ahead of myself here, but I just thought 0:24:16.530 --> 0:24:21.210 of an idea. Um, once we get this record right. 0:24:21.970 --> 0:24:23.730 I love that thinking mentality. 0:24:24.210 --> 0:24:25.180 Not if When. 0:24:25.500 --> 0:24:27.980 We haven't done a t shirt for ages. Oh, yeah. 0:24:28.020 --> 0:24:30.379 Is there merch in it where it's simply a to 0:24:30.420 --> 0:24:33.100 scale up the side of the t shirt to scale 0:24:33.100 --> 0:24:35.500 replica of, like a stick figure with a 5.5m or 0:24:35.500 --> 0:24:37.979 six meter hat on, and it just simply says, like 0:24:38.020 --> 0:24:40.820 on the chest, like, I know because I was there 0:24:40.859 --> 0:24:43.940 or like, you know, I know because it happened. Yeah. 0:24:44.060 --> 0:24:46.419 Or like, I know because. 0:24:46.460 --> 0:24:48.180 So it's a t shirt just for the five people 0:24:48.180 --> 0:24:48.620 who are coming. 0:24:48.660 --> 0:24:50.980 No, no, no, for everyone that listens to the show 0:24:51.220 --> 0:24:53.060 because you'll have people going, yeah, but it's on the 0:24:53.060 --> 0:24:55.300 Guinness World Records. And we'll be like, yeah, but we 0:24:55.300 --> 0:24:58.340 had eyewitnesses. Yes, we had people there. And it was 0:24:58.340 --> 0:25:00.060 to the letter on that. 0:25:00.100 --> 0:25:02.379 I love the fact that we're getting t shirts made up. 0:25:02.420 --> 0:25:05.620 We haven't even got the hats. Haven't even started on that. 0:25:05.660 --> 0:25:08.540 Let's see if the hat team can also do t shirts, 0:25:09.780 --> 0:25:12.219 since they're in the since they might be at cloth 0:25:12.220 --> 0:25:15.620 stage yet. Hey, on that I got a very interesting 0:25:15.619 --> 0:25:17.820 email to my side of the fence from a listener 0:25:17.820 --> 0:25:20.660 in America that claims to, and I don't have any 0:25:20.660 --> 0:25:23.300 reason to doubt them. Wants to stay anonymous. Claims to 0:25:23.340 --> 0:25:26.310 know the current holder. I might have said lived in Melbourne, 0:25:26.310 --> 0:25:27.790 but it does turn out with a bit of digging. 0:25:27.830 --> 0:25:28.750 Does live in America? 0:25:28.790 --> 0:25:30.590 Yeah, well, so do they know the rules? 0:25:30.710 --> 0:25:35.190 They said, I know the guy, that it took him 0:25:35.190 --> 0:25:38.350 years of planning for this. The most recent guy to 0:25:38.350 --> 0:25:42.830 get this 5.5m hat record. Like, I know the guy 0:25:42.869 --> 0:25:46.310 that did it. And I've been listening with great interest 0:25:46.310 --> 0:25:48.670 to your show. This person's a fan of the podcast, 0:25:48.670 --> 0:25:53.070 so this is friendly insider information. Said said you pretty 0:25:53.070 --> 0:25:58.149 much spot on with all your guidelines, except I'm pretty 0:25:58.150 --> 0:26:00.710 sure like this guy that got the record he thought 0:26:00.750 --> 0:26:03.550 of and had to cancel plans for any sort of 0:26:03.630 --> 0:26:06.070 chinstrap or structure to hold the hat up because we 0:26:06.070 --> 0:26:08.790 were thinking of a neck brace cravat, which I still 0:26:08.790 --> 0:26:11.389 think is actually legal, but for for the honor, we 0:26:11.390 --> 0:26:13.910 won't even use a neck brace covered in a cravat. 0:26:13.910 --> 0:26:15.629 So no chin straps. 0:26:16.150 --> 0:26:18.469 It just can't have any. Yeah. Can't have a fastener 0:26:18.470 --> 0:26:20.470 to the head. It just has to be something that, like, 0:26:20.630 --> 0:26:23.120 is placed on the head like a hat. And that's 0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:24.200 the other. You can have a. 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:27.200 Heart tightener like a bike helmet. You know how at 0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:28.720 the back they have possibly inside? 0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:29.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:31.280 As long as it. So that as long as it 0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:35.400 goes horizontal. Not vertical as far as the way the 0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:36.560 strap runs around. 0:26:36.560 --> 0:26:38.120 Yeah. We just have to tighten it as a hat 0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:41.159 band would tighten around your head. But the other thing 0:26:41.160 --> 0:26:45.400 is he, he said one of the things that that 0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:48.120 cancelled a few of the early designs that this other 0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:49.879 guy was thinking of, and we've mentioned a bit to 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.280 about just getting a stick that comes off a helmet 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:56.200 kind of thing, a big spire. Is it the hat design? 0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:59.000 Apparently the word from Guinness was because I think he's 0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:00.800 this guy's was a Santa hat has to be an 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:05.919 existing hat, so you can't create a shape that just 0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:08.440 happens to it can't just be a structure that goes 0:27:08.480 --> 0:27:13.200 5.5m up off your head. It has to be not 0:27:13.240 --> 0:27:15.280 existing because there are no Santa. 0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:15.800 No, but. 0:27:16.640 --> 0:27:17.159 You know what I mean. 0:27:17.160 --> 0:27:17.560 Style of. 0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:19.919 Style of hat that you would instantly go, that's a 0:27:19.920 --> 0:27:20.440 Santa hat. 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:25.010 That's been elongated to reach the height requirements, which I 0:27:25.010 --> 0:27:27.210 think is good too, because we want to win honorably. 0:27:27.250 --> 0:27:28.890 We're not trying to win through a loophole. 0:27:28.930 --> 0:27:30.330 Well, we I think we were talking about a top hat, 0:27:30.330 --> 0:27:30.810 weren't we? 0:27:31.170 --> 0:27:32.890 Well, we've always been talking about a top hat. I 0:27:32.890 --> 0:27:33.330 think that's. 0:27:33.330 --> 0:27:33.770 Completely. 0:27:33.810 --> 0:27:35.729 Which I think is more honorable than a Santa hat. 0:27:35.770 --> 0:27:38.530 Santa hat is actually a pretty good idea because you 0:27:38.530 --> 0:27:41.050 just need like, a big stick up the middle and 0:27:41.050 --> 0:27:42.850 then it hangs over like a tent. 0:27:42.890 --> 0:27:45.570 Leave the design to the design team. Yeah, yeah. 0:27:45.810 --> 0:27:50.890 You're overstepping. Jack. Stick to the t shirt, mate, because 0:27:50.890 --> 0:28:00.090 I don't think we've nailed that design yet. And, oh, 0:28:01.330 --> 0:28:06.330 the upset Andys. Boy, oh, boy, I can't stop him. 0:28:06.450 --> 0:28:09.170 I try. You hear me? Hear me? Every week on 0:28:09.170 --> 0:28:11.770 this show. Going. Stop sending him, guys. He's had enough. 0:28:11.890 --> 0:28:15.050 Occasionally. Have a pre-show meeting and you go to Carly, 0:28:15.090 --> 0:28:17.530 who runs it for us. Yeah, there's heaps of upset. 0:28:17.770 --> 0:28:19.010 You got to get them in. So I don't think 0:28:19.010 --> 0:28:20.859 that's you trying to stop it at all? 0:28:21.100 --> 0:28:23.700 I'm hoping that by flushing them out. 0:28:23.740 --> 0:28:24.940 Yeah. Get them out of the system. 0:28:24.980 --> 0:28:32.540 We'll get to the end. Everything is neat and practical, 0:28:33.380 --> 0:28:36.260 cause that's the way he likes it. But what if 0:28:36.260 --> 0:28:42.380 it wasn't? Upset, Andy. Noah, you've got something to upset 0:28:42.380 --> 0:28:43.980 our sweet boy here. 0:28:44.100 --> 0:28:47.140 I do, I do. G'day, boys. Gusto to you all. 0:28:47.180 --> 0:28:48.140 Oh, Ahoy to you, Noah. 0:28:48.140 --> 0:28:49.220 And gusto to you, sir. 0:28:49.260 --> 0:28:50.860 Thank you, thank you. Yeah. 0:28:50.860 --> 0:28:54.140 So, um, when I say contacts into my phone. 0:28:54.180 --> 0:28:55.660 Get a lot of work, phone calls. 0:28:55.660 --> 0:28:57.940 And the like, I generally just chuck in the first 0:28:57.940 --> 0:29:00.060 name of the person, because I don't always know the 0:29:00.060 --> 0:29:00.780 last name. 0:29:01.460 --> 0:29:04.380 And so, uh, at the moment, I've got about six different. 0:29:04.380 --> 0:29:04.820 Richards. 0:29:04.820 --> 0:29:07.660 In my phone when I need to. When I need 0:29:07.660 --> 0:29:09.740 to call one, I just pick one at random and 0:29:09.740 --> 0:29:10.620 hope for the best. 0:29:12.540 --> 0:29:14.980 I mean, I appreciate the sport of it, but yeah, 0:29:14.980 --> 0:29:18.630 that's red hot for me. And you know how much 0:29:18.630 --> 0:29:21.710 detail is in my contact list, its first name, followed 0:29:21.710 --> 0:29:24.550 by second name, followed by where I met you or 0:29:24.550 --> 0:29:28.070 your associated business. Beck doesn't love the fact that she's 0:29:28.070 --> 0:29:31.390 still in my phone as Rebecca Harding patch waitress. But 0:29:31.430 --> 0:29:33.630 that's the cafe. I met her in a cafe. 0:29:33.670 --> 0:29:36.110 She hasn't pulled a shift at for well over a year. 0:29:36.150 --> 0:29:39.870 Some might say ten. Um. And I've got. I realized 0:29:39.870 --> 0:29:42.790 the other day I've got in my phone like a 0:29:42.830 --> 0:29:45.670 mate of mine, AJ, who I call a lot, and 0:29:45.670 --> 0:29:49.110 then another person I know called AJ, but but I've 0:29:49.110 --> 0:29:56.110 just changed them to AJ. Rarely this one. So I 0:29:56.110 --> 0:29:59.830 know the other one is the AJ. Yeah, it's a system. 0:29:59.870 --> 0:30:00.670 It's a great system. 0:30:00.710 --> 0:30:03.750 Now you've upset me. It's nine out of ten. 0:30:04.230 --> 0:30:06.630 Jack. Um, Ahoy to you and gusto to you. What 0:30:06.630 --> 0:30:07.830 have you got to upset, Andy? 0:30:08.150 --> 0:30:11.790 Um, well, our house doesn't have a bath plug. So 0:30:11.790 --> 0:30:13.630 the bath was out of action for a long time 0:30:13.630 --> 0:30:17.240 until we found nature's bath plug, which is half a lemon. 0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:20.800 So you cut half a lemon and just stuff it 0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:23.320 in the hole, and then. Yeah, off you go. 0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:24.360 Surely. 0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:25.400 Take that in your mouth. 0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.480 Slowly. It's. I mean, they're not. 0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:28.880 You get about 40 minutes. 0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:30.160 Okay. 0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:33.040 Do you put it flat side down and it suctions 0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:35.400 it on or do you put it lump jam the 0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:36.040 lump side in? 0:30:36.080 --> 0:30:36.360 No, no. 0:30:36.360 --> 0:30:38.280 Flat side. Flat side down. So it sucks it in 0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:39.640 and then. Yeah. I don't. 0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:42.640 Hate it. I mean, I hate it, but I don't 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:46.560 hate it because the ingenuity and the choice of plug, 0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:48.280 I think is a good one. 0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:50.640 It's a great it's a it's a good it's like 0:30:50.640 --> 0:30:53.480 a good bit of bush mechanic work. But you what 0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:55.600 I love about it and I'm like you here, Jack. 0:30:56.160 --> 0:30:59.600 You go. Damn. We don't have a plug. Well, there's 0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:02.840 nothing we can do about that. Like, even if it 0:31:02.840 --> 0:31:05.200 takes months. No no no no. And you'll often get 0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:07.440 an Andy in the periphery going. Go and buy one. 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:10.560 Like we're not. We're not spending half a day just 0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:11.440 to get a plug. 0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.840 Like, literally almost like $1.50. 0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:14.240 If. 0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:16.370 We remember it. Next time we're at Bunnings, we'll do it. 0:31:16.370 --> 0:31:19.050 But that's unlikely. There's nothing we can do about this. 0:31:19.090 --> 0:31:22.170 We'll never have a plug again. We must find a way. 0:31:22.490 --> 0:31:24.930 Yeah, we've got a bath plug tree at the back. 0:31:24.930 --> 0:31:27.050 So you just grab it from the tree and cut 0:31:27.050 --> 0:31:28.210 it in half, and off you go. 0:31:30.690 --> 0:31:34.410 To bath plugs box that I have in the laundry. 0:31:34.770 --> 0:31:37.570 When life gives you two bath plugs stuck together, it's 0:31:37.570 --> 0:31:38.890 up to you what you make of it. 0:31:39.530 --> 0:31:41.650 Thank you. Jack. Angus, Ahoy to you. 0:31:42.090 --> 0:31:43.050 Oh, gusto. 0:31:43.050 --> 0:31:46.010 To all, including the little boy. 0:31:46.970 --> 0:31:47.410 Ahoy! 0:31:50.690 --> 0:31:52.170 Uh, beautiful. Angus, what have you got? 0:31:52.530 --> 0:31:55.330 Uh, so, for home use, instead of buying a fancy 0:31:55.330 --> 0:31:59.130 reusable razor like you've probably got andoh must be nice. 0:31:59.370 --> 0:32:01.890 I just get the disposable travel packs as they're far 0:32:01.890 --> 0:32:04.050 better value for money. And you don't have any pressures 0:32:04.050 --> 0:32:07.090 about maintaining the blade or anything. So after each shave, 0:32:07.090 --> 0:32:09.490 I just chuck the razor back in my bathroom drawer. 0:32:09.690 --> 0:32:11.370 So now when I go to shave, I have around 0:32:11.370 --> 0:32:14.860 15 to choose from. And if that razor doesn't work, 0:32:15.060 --> 0:32:16.860 I'll just keep swapping them out until I get the 0:32:16.860 --> 0:32:17.420 job done. 0:32:18.300 --> 0:32:20.140 Yep. And the good thing about a. 0:32:20.140 --> 0:32:20.860 Bad shave. 0:32:20.900 --> 0:32:21.220 Though. 0:32:21.700 --> 0:32:24.220 They're like, they're often single blade. 0:32:24.340 --> 0:32:24.620 Yeah. 0:32:25.020 --> 0:32:28.500 And you'd be surprised how much gusto these shavers have 0:32:28.500 --> 0:32:28.980 in them. 0:32:29.020 --> 0:32:29.660 No, I. 0:32:29.660 --> 0:32:30.020 Didn't. 0:32:30.060 --> 0:32:32.340 At least at least ten goes. 0:32:32.740 --> 0:32:34.739 Nah, mate, I want to see Angus. I want to 0:32:34.740 --> 0:32:36.780 see you do a big ad. And that be the slogan. 0:32:36.780 --> 0:32:38.940 You would be surprised at how much gusto they have 0:32:38.940 --> 0:32:39.380 in them. 0:32:39.620 --> 0:32:42.060 At least ten. Yeah, at least ten guys. But, like, 0:32:42.100 --> 0:32:44.180 I even went overseas last month and it was great 0:32:44.180 --> 0:32:46.340 for that too. So I just ran the same system, 0:32:46.380 --> 0:32:48.180 by the way, for ten days. And I just grabbed 0:32:48.220 --> 0:32:50.420 like a stash of ten, put it in my toiletries 0:32:50.420 --> 0:32:51.860 bag and just the way I went. 0:32:51.900 --> 0:32:54.340 Why would you waste the room in the toiletries bag 0:32:54.340 --> 0:32:56.540 as well? I mean, Bex got her, Bex got her. 0:32:56.700 --> 0:32:58.700 We know a lot about Shavers in my house because 0:32:58.740 --> 0:33:01.740 Bex got her shaver brand. Louis, Louis. She would be 0:33:02.020 --> 0:33:06.020 so upset with your Louis ritual. Your or your ritual, 0:33:06.020 --> 0:33:06.700 so to speak. 0:33:06.740 --> 0:33:08.460 The thing about the thing I love about chucking a 0:33:08.460 --> 0:33:10.180 blunt one back in is. 0:33:10.420 --> 0:33:10.860 You can't. 0:33:10.900 --> 0:33:13.870 Just seeing if it comes back into form like we're not, 0:33:13.870 --> 0:33:17.590 you're not completely fired, but have a bit of time 0:33:17.590 --> 0:33:19.950 on the bench and just sharpen. You literally sharpen up 0:33:19.950 --> 0:33:22.270 and I'll put you back in the rotation. I mean, 0:33:22.310 --> 0:33:22.590 back when. 0:33:22.590 --> 0:33:22.750 I. 0:33:23.830 --> 0:33:26.310 Put around, I put around ten in the sink and 0:33:26.310 --> 0:33:28.390 I put it under hot water. And then I think, 0:33:28.430 --> 0:33:30.470 I think that helps, you know, I think it does. 0:33:30.470 --> 0:33:31.350 Help as well. 0:33:31.390 --> 0:33:32.070 Do you think it helps? 0:33:32.110 --> 0:33:34.350 I think I think hot water helps sharpen them up. 0:33:34.390 --> 0:33:36.630 Not sharpen them up. But just it feels like. 0:33:36.670 --> 0:33:38.430 Well, like when you back in the old days, like 0:33:38.430 --> 0:33:40.870 in the, you know, prohibition era when you would get 0:33:40.870 --> 0:33:42.790 a hot shave. Wasn't that because they, like. 0:33:43.070 --> 0:33:43.950 They heat the blade? 0:33:44.270 --> 0:33:45.750 Well, I think it's something like that, isn't it? 0:33:45.750 --> 0:33:48.150 Like I thought I thought it was about heating your face, 0:33:48.150 --> 0:33:50.390 and then something about, like, the pores are more open. 0:33:50.670 --> 0:33:52.750 Maybe that softens the blade. But yeah, if you attack 0:33:52.750 --> 0:33:54.310 it with a hot blade, I think we're thinking of 0:33:54.310 --> 0:33:57.030 hot knives and butter. And you just go should follow. 0:33:57.910 --> 0:33:59.670 Or when you heat the spoon up for ice cream 0:33:59.670 --> 0:34:01.310 to get it out of the tub. Like, should be 0:34:01.310 --> 0:34:02.870 the same maths. All right. Beautiful. Thanks. 0:34:02.870 --> 0:34:03.150 Thanks. 0:34:03.750 --> 0:34:04.150 Tess. 0:34:04.190 --> 0:34:05.510 Tess. Ahoy to you, Tess. 0:34:05.950 --> 0:34:08.430 Ahoy, boys. In number six. Happy birthday. Andoh. 0:34:08.469 --> 0:34:09.150 No need. 0:34:09.190 --> 0:34:09.710 Lovely. 0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:13.480 Um, so when I feed my dog, instead of scooping 0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.279 the kibble into a bowl, I simply just scoop it 0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:20.200 straight across the floor. Um, and the dog licks up 0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:22.000 the or eats all the food off the floor. And 0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:24.080 he loves it. And it's so efficient because I don't 0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:26.000 have to wash any bowls and I don't have to 0:34:26.040 --> 0:34:28.319 mop the floor. It comes up sparkling clean every day. 0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:31.560 You have to mop the floor like dogs. Do you 0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.040 know what dogs lick. 0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:35.080 When they're out in the wild? 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:35.440 Soap. 0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:35.960 Soap. 0:34:36.000 --> 0:34:37.720 Pour it in a park. 0:34:38.000 --> 0:34:40.399 They find. They find those trees that you can cross 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:41.760 the leaves off and make soap. 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:43.320 Yeah, exactly. Exactly. 0:34:43.360 --> 0:34:44.960 No, but are we talking dry food? 0:34:45.000 --> 0:34:45.800 Yeah. Dry food. 0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:46.360 Dry food. 0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:47.880 Yeah. It's kibble. 0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:48.600 And it's just. 0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:51.240 In one, you know, one section of the of the house. 0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:54.600 It's his area, but he licks it, licks it all up, 0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:56.600 and it's so it's the cleanest part of the house, 0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:56.839 I swear. 0:34:56.880 --> 0:34:58.879 Andy, you were missing the key bit of information here. 0:34:58.920 --> 0:34:59.560 He loves it. 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:04.480 Okay. No, I mean, I can't totally be repulsed at 0:35:04.520 --> 0:35:06.680 this because every time we leave the house, Bec feels 0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:09.360 sorry for Henry. So she scatters kibble on the ground 0:35:09.450 --> 0:35:12.690 and she runs around and eats it. So Beck doesn't 0:35:12.730 --> 0:35:14.850 can slip out without the dog noticing because. 0:35:14.850 --> 0:35:16.170 She also she's distracted. 0:35:16.210 --> 0:35:19.770 Distracted. So Beck is doing kind of what you're talking about, 0:35:19.770 --> 0:35:20.209 and I don't. 0:35:20.290 --> 0:35:22.370 Is that to give Henry a fun game to eat 0:35:22.370 --> 0:35:24.330 the kibble, or is it so she doesn't see the 0:35:24.330 --> 0:35:26.170 door close? Okay. 0:35:27.690 --> 0:35:28.450 Okay, I. 0:35:28.450 --> 0:35:29.129 Understand. 0:35:29.210 --> 0:35:31.610 Um, Jess. Thank you. Wrap this up for us. Bella. 0:35:31.650 --> 0:35:32.410 Ahoy to you. 0:35:32.610 --> 0:35:35.490 Ahoy, boys. Gusto to you, my king. 0:35:35.850 --> 0:35:37.690 And gusto to you, our queen. Yes. 0:35:38.170 --> 0:35:41.530 Thank you. Um, so a little bit of a precursor 0:35:41.530 --> 0:35:44.330 is I don't have poor time management. I'm just fast 0:35:44.330 --> 0:35:46.410 and loose. And I also have one of those really 0:35:46.410 --> 0:35:50.330 fancy fridges with the automatic water dispensers, obviously. 0:35:50.410 --> 0:35:52.450 Wow. Yeah. No, that's a real. Must be nice. 0:35:52.489 --> 0:35:54.969 Yeah, exactly, exactly. So I'm rolling out of bed, like 0:35:55.010 --> 0:35:56.770 15 minutes before I need to leave for work. So 0:35:56.770 --> 0:36:00.690 I'm getting ready upstairs doing my hair makeup upstairs trot downstairs. 0:36:00.690 --> 0:36:03.569 By that time I'm really parched. So I, you know, 0:36:03.610 --> 0:36:06.169 roll over to my fridge, don't grab a cup because 0:36:06.170 --> 0:36:07.690 that would just be wasting too much time when I'm 0:36:07.690 --> 0:36:10.020 already time poor in the morning. So I tilt the 0:36:10.020 --> 0:36:12.660 pelvis forward in front of the fridge, do a really, 0:36:12.660 --> 0:36:16.100 really deep lunge. My chin lines up perfectly with the 0:36:16.140 --> 0:36:18.620 button for the water dispenser and it just pumps straight 0:36:18.620 --> 0:36:20.020 into my mouth. Perfect. 0:36:20.300 --> 0:36:22.219 So you don't even have to use your hand. 0:36:22.500 --> 0:36:23.180 No hands. 0:36:23.300 --> 0:36:23.779 That's right. 0:36:23.820 --> 0:36:27.500 Can you can you please send us a video of that? 0:36:27.540 --> 0:36:29.580 I that does not upset me. 0:36:29.580 --> 0:36:34.060 That is going going to work with rested hands like that. 0:36:34.860 --> 0:36:35.419 I don't have. 0:36:35.420 --> 0:36:37.779 Energy. And it's the energy of, you know, lifting my 0:36:37.780 --> 0:36:40.219 hand up, opening the door, getting the cup out like 0:36:40.219 --> 0:36:40.500 I don't. 0:36:40.500 --> 0:36:40.660 Have. 0:36:40.660 --> 0:36:40.819 Much. 0:36:40.820 --> 0:36:42.860 Hand. Morning. Exactly, exactly. 0:36:43.180 --> 0:36:45.700 And only what what do you do for a job? 0:36:45.700 --> 0:36:46.660 What do you work as? 0:36:46.700 --> 0:36:48.819 I'm a social worker, so I need I need all 0:36:48.820 --> 0:36:51.540 my my heart power, my brain power, my hand power 0:36:51.540 --> 0:36:53.180 to be rested for the day. 0:36:53.180 --> 0:36:55.060 And also to when you're opening doors and things like that. 0:36:55.060 --> 0:36:56.540 People must come in all the time on your grip 0:36:56.540 --> 0:36:59.219 strength and how well rested your arms are on your forearms. 0:36:59.260 --> 0:37:00.540 It makes or breaks the day. 0:37:00.739 --> 0:37:01.140 Yep. 0:37:02.180 --> 0:37:04.620 The only bad thing is because I'm ready for the day. 0:37:04.660 --> 0:37:07.029 Upstairs I have my makeup on so there is a 0:37:07.030 --> 0:37:09.870 permanent foundation and lipstick mark on my fridge, but I'm 0:37:09.870 --> 0:37:11.910 just going to do it again the next day so 0:37:11.910 --> 0:37:15.069 it doesn't really matter. And the makeup that's already on 0:37:15.070 --> 0:37:17.029 the fridge kind of replaces the makeup I lose from 0:37:17.030 --> 0:37:18.589 putting my chin there. So it's like a two for 0:37:18.590 --> 0:37:19.950 one reapplication. 0:37:19.989 --> 0:37:22.430 Surprisingly, that's the only bit that upsets me. The mark 0:37:22.430 --> 0:37:25.189 on the fridge. Yeah, I'd be swinging around to clean 0:37:25.190 --> 0:37:28.230 that up, but Bella, thanks. Send us it in. Really good. 0:37:33.430 --> 0:37:36.549 And oh, you had the great fortune of being in 0:37:36.550 --> 0:37:38.830 New York last weekend, am I correct? 0:37:38.870 --> 0:37:39.270 A quick. 0:37:39.270 --> 0:37:40.029 Dash, just a. 0:37:40.150 --> 0:37:40.350 Quick. 0:37:40.350 --> 0:37:41.549 Dash rostered on at the. 0:37:41.550 --> 0:37:41.870 Pub. 0:37:42.870 --> 0:37:44.230 You had to go and. 0:37:44.230 --> 0:37:44.310 You. 0:37:44.310 --> 0:37:45.510 Were late for your shift. 0:37:45.670 --> 0:37:46.190 You were just. 0:37:46.190 --> 0:37:50.029 Such a bummer. Yeah. So. But again, um, you know. 0:37:50.070 --> 0:37:53.430 Wasn't even rostered on someone called sick manager called and said, hey, 0:37:53.430 --> 0:37:55.630 can you fill in for the shift? Yeah. No problem. 0:37:55.630 --> 0:38:00.030 It's in under 30 hours. Over 30 hours. I'll be there, boss. Yeah. And, um, 0:38:00.030 --> 0:38:02.189 and don't worry. And even though you did get delayed 0:38:02.190 --> 0:38:04.590 and you didn't get a chance to fill in the 0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:09.160 Ticket and supporting documentation will be neatly presented to the 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:14.400 tax office. Absolutely to show needed to be there. But 0:38:14.600 --> 0:38:18.240 I must say I looked on with great joy and 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.880 not even envy. Anders, you were at the pub that 0:38:20.880 --> 0:38:22.640 we have a small interest in in New York City 0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:23.160 over the weekend. 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:24.200 Old mates? Yep. 0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:26.800 Old mates if you happen to be in town. We 0:38:26.840 --> 0:38:30.040 do like to do a long, very long shot plug 0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:32.319 in case anyone happens to be in town. Um, in 0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:32.880 New York. 0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.600 Uh, loyalty card is accepted. 0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:38.719 It is, it is. And, um. God, we're bloody proud 0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:43.040 of that. One thing I will, um, I will say is, 0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.359 I think and again, I'm not saying that, you know, 0:38:45.400 --> 0:38:47.399 one day when you're a, when you're a father, you 0:38:47.400 --> 0:38:50.600 might still travel with such reckless abandon as you do 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:54.040 and go to New York for a small handful of days. 0:38:54.040 --> 0:38:57.640 But I think, Jack, if you didn't know us and 0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:00.080 and I was to say this was my weekend versus 0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:03.560 this was Andy's weekend, I think based off the one 0:39:03.650 --> 0:39:05.569 sentence of going, and he was in New York City 0:39:05.570 --> 0:39:08.170 to pub and hanging out with Hugh Jackman. And I 0:39:08.210 --> 0:39:12.010 was at a cat show on Sunday morning to see 0:39:12.010 --> 0:39:15.490 the 1030 kittens judging. 0:39:15.890 --> 0:39:17.410 I would know which one is apparent. 0:39:17.730 --> 0:39:19.210 You would go, who has a seven year old daughter? 0:39:19.210 --> 0:39:21.169 You would know. You would get a feel. You would 0:39:21.170 --> 0:39:23.969 just get a feel from that. Um, so yeah, I 0:39:23.969 --> 0:39:28.330 was at the Cat Lovers Association. I think it was 0:39:28.330 --> 0:39:31.570 called or Cat Lovers Forever cat show at the Sydney 0:39:31.570 --> 0:39:32.690 Convention Center. 0:39:32.850 --> 0:39:35.609 So what was the cat show where they were people 0:39:35.610 --> 0:39:37.730 bringing in their own cats to show, or were they 0:39:37.730 --> 0:39:42.210 already pre vetted cats that with more show experience. 0:39:42.730 --> 0:39:44.570 Your two cats aren't show cats are they? 0:39:44.770 --> 0:39:45.330 Could be. 0:39:46.370 --> 0:39:46.650 Didn't. 0:39:46.650 --> 0:39:47.569 Didn't put them on the bench. 0:39:47.610 --> 0:39:47.770 If you. 0:39:48.010 --> 0:39:48.330 Didn't put. 0:39:48.330 --> 0:39:50.009 Them on Zoe's pillow. 0:39:50.210 --> 0:39:53.250 He's got over that now. And that is a unique trick. 0:39:54.050 --> 0:39:57.410 Um no didn't didn't couldn't take our potato and Jimmy, 0:39:57.410 --> 0:39:59.569 he wouldn't. I don't think they'd go well at a 0:39:59.610 --> 0:40:01.690 cat show just because there's a lot of other cats around. 0:40:02.010 --> 0:40:04.460 I'm as surprised as you guys are that we were 0:40:04.460 --> 0:40:08.060 going so bought the tickets for this because she follows 0:40:08.100 --> 0:40:12.900 a funny cat show. And this American guy on Instagram, right? 0:40:13.260 --> 0:40:15.860 I think his name is Steven. He's like known on 0:40:15.860 --> 0:40:18.779 Instagram for like doing like they bring the cat up 0:40:18.780 --> 0:40:20.980 and they're like, oh yeah, look at this guy. He's 0:40:21.100 --> 0:40:23.939 look at that beautiful long body. And we're looking this 0:40:23.940 --> 0:40:27.380 breed we're looking for like, wow, nice strong shoulders. And 0:40:27.420 --> 0:40:28.620 the kids find it funny. 0:40:28.620 --> 0:40:30.819 From this content on my algorithm. 0:40:31.940 --> 0:40:33.180 So I can't. 0:40:33.180 --> 0:40:36.380 Stress enough how much it's not golf swings or gadgets. 0:40:36.420 --> 0:40:38.700 So it's not on my algorithm either. Kids love it. 0:40:38.700 --> 0:40:40.180 So zoo goes a couple of weeks ago she goes, 0:40:40.180 --> 0:40:41.580 guess what guys? You know the funny guy we see 0:40:41.620 --> 0:40:43.859 on Instagram? He's coming to Sydney and I bought his 0:40:43.860 --> 0:40:44.940 tickets to the cat show. 0:40:45.620 --> 0:40:48.300 There's one thing to enjoy a 15 second video though. 0:40:48.540 --> 0:40:51.460 I said, why did we? So why did you do that? 0:40:51.500 --> 0:40:53.180 And she goes, it's funny. I said, yeah, but now 0:40:53.180 --> 0:40:57.020 we have to do the joke. We have to live 0:40:57.020 --> 0:41:00.460 the joke. So I'm like, you know what? Whatever. Let's 0:41:00.460 --> 0:41:03.350 let's go and see the. And look, there's some great 0:41:03.350 --> 0:41:07.710 cats there. As I was sort of looking around though 0:41:07.710 --> 0:41:10.189 for other people because I love our cats, but it's 0:41:10.390 --> 0:41:13.350 but I don't love all cats. I was really into it. 0:41:13.350 --> 0:41:15.790 And this is great. She loves our cats and and 0:41:15.790 --> 0:41:19.670 that's that's great. How's this for a bombshell, though? Like, 0:41:19.710 --> 0:41:21.549 she was really into it when we got. And I 0:41:21.550 --> 0:41:23.189 was getting a lot of. Hurry up, hurry up. He's 0:41:23.190 --> 0:41:25.910 on at 1030 like, you know. And I said, mate, 0:41:25.950 --> 0:41:29.430 it's like 9:45. We're gonna make it. And then I 0:41:29.430 --> 0:41:31.709 was like, well, there's parking and if there's a queue 0:41:31.750 --> 0:41:34.870 or whatever, great news. When we got there. Not a 0:41:34.870 --> 0:41:39.310 huge queue like the convention center. The convention center holds 0:41:39.310 --> 0:41:42.590 like 10,000 people. And again, it was a great show, 0:41:42.630 --> 0:41:45.950 well attended, but I would say low 300 was attendance. 0:41:45.950 --> 0:41:47.710 So there was a lot of space for us to 0:41:47.750 --> 0:41:50.910 all to enjoy the cats and products on show that morning. 0:41:50.950 --> 0:41:51.390 But on. 0:41:51.390 --> 0:41:52.109 Cats like. 0:41:52.150 --> 0:41:54.190 Traditionally hard to herd like the whole. 0:41:54.230 --> 0:41:56.070 Like, yeah, you have to hold them. And I think 0:41:56.070 --> 0:42:00.080 a few of them are on, um, just like a gummy. Yeah. 0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:05.320 Just to relax a little bit. So and look again 0:42:05.360 --> 0:42:06.280 a couple of great cats. 0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:08.480 So did they do anything like dogs do. Do they 0:42:08.480 --> 0:42:10.280 walk around in circles and. 0:42:10.960 --> 0:42:14.719 No. It's just to show off how well that breed 0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:18.719 meets the criteria for that breed, I suppose. Oh, mate, 0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:19.319 don't scrunch your. 0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:19.560 Nose. 0:42:19.880 --> 0:42:22.360 Because that's no different to a dog show. Don't get to. 0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:23.440 I could easily. 0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:25.160 See I'm not going to a dog show either, but at. 0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.640 Least easily see Beck making any go to a dog show. 0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:31.280 No worries at all. Best in show is in Andy's future. 0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:37.480 Singing a duet about tall terriers is 100% in Andy's future. 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:38.720 Sadly, you might be right. 0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:41.480 Well, how's this? So you'll get ready for this when 0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:42.959 you know, a few years down the track with Beck, 0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:46.799 Zo turns to me and not, as a joke goes, 0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:49.840 you know, just letting you know this. And by the way, 0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:52.160 this is like we're in our early 40s, but this 0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:53.919 is where you have those bolts, where you're like, wow, 0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:56.880 we're really going to be married forever. Because and you 0:42:56.880 --> 0:42:58.930 just realize that because I think when people get married, 0:42:58.969 --> 0:43:03.210 you know, 30, 40, you know, it's forever. But you also. 0:43:03.730 --> 0:43:04.210 You just think. 0:43:04.250 --> 0:43:06.410 All the time you're so young and it's just you 0:43:06.410 --> 0:43:08.330 just think life will be pretty much like this. So 0:43:08.530 --> 0:43:11.650 just letting you know in the future I might breed cats. 0:43:11.770 --> 0:43:15.290 Oh my God, am I went, oh man, that is. 0:43:15.610 --> 0:43:17.890 You can't just say that casually at a cat show. 0:43:17.890 --> 0:43:19.690 And then I start looking around. And a lot of 0:43:19.690 --> 0:43:23.049 the displays are husband and wife teams. And I did 0:43:23.050 --> 0:43:26.450 feel like the husband was the second invite to the 0:43:26.690 --> 0:43:28.569 like the second person into the fact. 0:43:28.610 --> 0:43:30.130 Not as passionate, maybe. 0:43:30.170 --> 0:43:32.410 And I might be really projecting my fears here, but 0:43:32.410 --> 0:43:34.649 I was like, I am going to be I'm going 0:43:34.650 --> 0:43:37.210 to be a cat caddy, like I'm going to be just. 0:43:37.250 --> 0:43:39.489 And but I was like, so you. And she's like, well, 0:43:39.489 --> 0:43:41.410 that's I'm just letting you know my future that I 0:43:41.410 --> 0:43:43.210 could see that happening. It's so cute. Wouldn't it be 0:43:43.210 --> 0:43:44.850 amazing to have, like, all these little cats? 0:43:44.890 --> 0:43:45.770 Would you say to that? 0:43:47.170 --> 0:43:49.569 I panicked, I was thinking I was panicking because in 0:43:49.570 --> 0:43:50.969 my head I was like, you can't just drop this 0:43:50.969 --> 0:43:53.250 on someone. That's a huge life change. That's not what 0:43:53.250 --> 0:43:55.250 I got into this for. But then, and you could 0:43:55.250 --> 0:43:56.779 make the same argument, I thought. To thought. To be 0:43:56.780 --> 0:43:58.540 fair though, with golf, like, she could be like, well, 0:43:58.540 --> 0:44:00.820 I never saw golf coming. And now you're into golf. 0:44:00.860 --> 0:44:02.980 And you're way five hours at a time. And yeah. 0:44:03.140 --> 0:44:05.500 But again, that's off site. That is. 0:44:05.500 --> 0:44:05.700 Off. 0:44:05.700 --> 0:44:08.980 Site. I'm not chipping golf balls around the house and like, 0:44:09.020 --> 0:44:10.580 making the clubs get in bed with us. 0:44:10.620 --> 0:44:12.060 Yeah, but that's not true because you sent me a 0:44:12.060 --> 0:44:15.140 video last week of you using a swing aid. And 0:44:16.420 --> 0:44:19.860 it's a golf club you can use inside half the length. 0:44:19.860 --> 0:44:21.339 And he let it go out of his hand, and 0:44:21.340 --> 0:44:22.780 he smashed her family portrait. 0:44:25.739 --> 0:44:26.460 Can I see. 0:44:26.460 --> 0:44:26.620 This. 0:44:26.620 --> 0:44:27.219 Video? 0:44:27.380 --> 0:44:30.060 No, I'll show it to you. But I just said Jack, 0:44:30.060 --> 0:44:31.740 because I was going to give Jack the same swing, 0:44:31.860 --> 0:44:33.859 and it'd just be really careful of these things. They've 0:44:33.860 --> 0:44:38.300 got slippery, slippery handles. That's true. And if I catch 0:44:38.300 --> 0:44:40.460 those swinging the cats around in the good room, I'll. 0:44:40.900 --> 0:44:43.500 I'll be as angry as she was over the portrait. 0:44:47.380 --> 0:44:50.700 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:44:50.700 --> 0:44:54.540 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and Andy Comm.