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S3: Ahoy! Two. May. Ishaku. Hamish. Okay.

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S4: Tough one for Japanese.

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S4: You're in the ballpark. There's a there is a lot

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S5: Were we samurais once and sumo wrestlers another time when we.

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S3: Yep. Not today.

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S3: This is something to give you a clue. This is

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S3: something very dear to the show, you would say. It's

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S3: got a very strong link to the show. Uh, Ahoy! Tamai! Kirei! Jack!

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S4: Which I hope means superior care. Which is one rank

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S3: So it's something in Japanese culture that we also do

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S3: in the Hamish and Andy podcast culture. And we do it,

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S4: Oh, is it going, is it going? Is it types

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S3: There are different types of bowel for the types of greeting.

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S3: So the the Ishaku 15 degrees here is that bowel

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S3: Just that one. Um, the kiri 30 degrees jack.

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S4: Or with mine. One at 15 degrees. You wouldn't even

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S3: No, but don't you just nodded your head. Then don't

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S3: We just think you have an eye for a great idea.

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S3: So Hamish just told you Christian's idea about the ear cuts.

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S3: You? Yeah. Good. Do you have $1 million idea for Horgs?

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S4: Well, you just you use science to stick to the roof.

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S3: Let's say it can work. I still don't see when

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S5: No, but.

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S3: Yeah. Like a fish hook. That that that that then

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S3: Yeah.

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S3: No. Exactly. Um, what do you think for Jack Hawkes?

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S5: Oh, I don't like this at all.

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S3: A $1.

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S7: Yes.

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S3: Great. 100%.

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S4: Okay. Thanks for joining us. Um, no. Far away. Far away.

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S9: It's, um. You guys have. You guys have had cans

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S9: So. And you've been to the pub, I presume. You

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S9: Yes. So when you order, say a pot that comes

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S8: No. No.

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S9: Until now, we have created the can cradle, which is

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S4: So it's a handle for a for a tinnie?

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S3: Do you prefer, would you prefer to use a handle

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S3: Well, I mean, I don't think I never holding a

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S5: I don't think I remember how I had an invention. Well, we.

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S3: And so, Hawks, I think this is it might not

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S5: Yeah, I think they were concerned that it was gonna break,

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S3: So what are you gonna. What are you giving Luke?

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S4: I feel like Ando did not see that coming.

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S5: No, I think it's great. I think we've confused, though.

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S4: Fooling people. They're going. Hang on a sec. I invented

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S4: You're 900 grand. That'll give you heaps of confidence, you

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S3: Yeah. Good luck. Luke. That's that's the the the. Well,

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S9: Yeah.

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S4: Yeah. Perfect. There you go. He's happy. Yep. He's walked

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S4: So that's why that's, again, this is the Shark tank

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S8: Yeah.

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460
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S3: But look, Jack, there's a fair bit of palaver. And

461
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:57,270
S3: as a show we try and keep palaver to a palaver.

462
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:57,710
S3: Don't we.

463
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,110
S4: Hate it? Bureaucracy.

464
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,910
S10: Don't the Guinness World Records have a duty of like,

465
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,750
S10: if you say you're going for a world record, they

466
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,950
S10: should really come out and be there to look at it.

467
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:12,190
S4: No, that would be if they're a government body, I suppose,

468
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,750
S4: and they're not the police where if they hear a

469
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:18,350
S4: crime happening, they have to go. They're not like the police,

470
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:21,189
S4: where if they hear something good happening, they must attend.

471
00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:23,230
S4: There's a guy getting in a swimming pool of baked beans,

472
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:23,950
S4: hold the phone.

473
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,870
S3: But deployed two of our agents there because we've got

474
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,230
S3: some records. The longest nose ring.

475
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,280
S4: Do not get in that bath. We're wearing the most

476
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,800
S4: amount of women's suspenders until we are next to you

477
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,359
S4: and we count the suspenders.

478
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,560
S10: But I thought for their own accuracy, they might want

479
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,040
S10: to always be sending people out because they don't want

480
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,520
S10: to put in print.

481
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,480
S3: It turns out they are a for profit organization and not.

482
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,040
S3: And they should be. So they should be.

483
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,399
S4: And they weren't selling the beer as a charity either.

484
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,480
S4: They're making money on the beer. I think they've always

485
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,800
S4: been up front ongoing. Hey, this is just the stuff

486
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,720
S4: we do. Be involved if you want. I think the

487
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,199
S4: trick they've pulled is by being. They've got us in

488
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,760
S4: this mindset where you proactively have to ask.

489
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:06,960
S3: Them.

490
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:08,800
S4: If you are going to do it.

491
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,040
S3: Which again, you have to. There's application forms, there's a cost.

492
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:12,840
S3: It's quite significant.

493
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,320
S10: You don't have to convince me. I hate all that stuff.

494
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:15,960
S3: And they.

495
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:20,280
S4: Said the C word to Jack hates that he hates the.

496
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,240
S3: Cost and they operate out of the UK, which is

497
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,480
S3: tough for us as well with time difference.

498
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,439
S4: Here's the thing to to to final. Just the final

499
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,689
S4: note on the palaver. It was because we know a

500
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,690
S4: lot of people obviously in radio and we've talked about

501
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,170
S4: this before that have gone for Guinness World Records. Then

502
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:39,290
S4: when you talk to the producers behind the scenes, that's

503
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,290
S4: when you get the real snapshot of the Pallava. They're like, oh,

504
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,370
S4: it was ten grand. It was 20 grand. We had

505
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:47,929
S4: to do this, really. Mate, it ain't a cheap certificate. But, uh,

506
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,129
S4: you know, those people have made the call that the

507
00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:52,290
S4: content's worth it. Now, when we look at the budget

508
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:56,250
S4: side of things, we go, well, are they the you know,

509
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:59,369
S4: if a if a nose ring is inserted in a

510
00:20:59,369 --> 00:21:01,169
S4: nose and no one's there to see it, did it

511
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,649
S4: still happen? Yes it did. I mean, it's one of

512
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:06,970
S4: the great philosophical questions. If a record is broken and

513
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,690
S4: someone from the beer company wasn't there to measure it,

514
00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:13,169
S4: but others were who were just as trustworthy, did it

515
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,530
S4: still happen? I say yes.

516
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:15,130
S8: So do I.

517
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:15,370
S4: Jack.

518
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:18,690
S10: And I say yes to. And I say they should they?

519
00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:23,449
S4: Well, that's three guesses. I mean, two more okays and

520
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,770
S4: we've got a full house. You can't argue with that.

521
00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:28,570
S4: It's almost an unbeatable hand.

522
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:32,420
S10: So so we're just going to now play for the record.

523
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,220
S10: But we don't care if it's in the book or not.

524
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,180
S4: We don't care about the book is what I'm saying.

525
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,540
S4: We could just just decide we don't care about the

526
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:42,100
S4: book because we'll know. We'll know the truth. And the

527
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,859
S4: reason we'll know is here's here's one idea I had.

528
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:49,500
S4: We thought, do we get, like, the people might remember,

529
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,700
S4: like Tattslotto or Powerball or whatever, where you have government officials?

530
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:56,700
S4: I think we get people's officials to be there on

531
00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:00,740
S4: the day, trustworthy people, listeners of our show that will

532
00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:03,380
S4: authenticate it. And we'll all know the rules and we'll

533
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,780
S4: play by the same guidelines and more on that in

534
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,580
S4: a second that you have for the Guinness World Records.

535
00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:12,380
S4: But we get, let's say, ten government officials, ten a lot.

536
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:16,700
S4: Five of the people's officials, five we've flown in or

537
00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:20,180
S4: possibly selected for short drive from the arena. We have

538
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:22,100
S4: them there and there's a form. We're going to put

539
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,219
S4: a form on our website now because we're looking for

540
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,540
S4: a specific type of person we need to know for

541
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:29,840
S4: a fact, and you have to provide evidence of times

542
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,760
S4: that you have paid attention, right? Because we need to

543
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,200
S4: pay attention.

544
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,040
S3: People distracted?

545
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,159
S4: Yeah. Examples of the of that, you know, distance because

546
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,080
S4: the hat I think one of the rules is it

547
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,479
S4: has to go for ten meters. So are you the

548
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,719
S4: kind of person that knows about distance? How do you

549
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,439
S4: know about it? Where did you last use that?

550
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,280
S3: And when the hat has to go over to me,

551
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,640
S3: that's walking with a hat on. Yeah.

552
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,600
S4: And with a hat over about 5.5m tall.

553
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,480
S10: But they should know about vertical distance as well.

554
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,640
S3: Exactly. Both horizontal and vertical.

555
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,919
S4: Great question. We can quickly edit the form before it

556
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,520
S4: goes live.

557
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:00,919
S3: Yes.

558
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,120
S4: This is why we wanted to bring it up. So

559
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,640
S4: that'll be done. And people can register to be the officials.

560
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,800
S10: Is that the only two things?

561
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,399
S3: And evidence that you're trustworthy and trustworthiness.

562
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,920
S10: So they don't have to work for the government in

563
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,280
S10: any way?

564
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:12,639
S3: No.

565
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,159
S4: No. Why would they? No, no. They're the people.

566
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,120
S10: So you just kept saying government officials.

567
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:17,399
S3: Well, that.

568
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,760
S4: Was because that's because they gave away $22 million in Powerball.

569
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,439
S4: So that's why people feel comfortable having government officials. But

570
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,640
S4: I just think we go. Yeah. No offense, trustworthy people. Yeah.

571
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,370
S4: I think there's better examples you could give of trustworthiness,

572
00:23:28,369 --> 00:23:31,890
S4: to be honest. So let's just get that you're trustworthy.

573
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:35,010
S4: You know about the two of the axes of distance.

574
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:38,889
S4: You know about vertical or horizontal. No requests for depth.

575
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,370
S4: We don't we won't need depth.

576
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,889
S3: You won't be quizzed on depth.

577
00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:48,570
S4: You won't be quizzed on depth. It's A2D test. Um,

578
00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:51,209
S4: I suppose you could argue it depends which end of

579
00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:52,969
S4: the line you're at. If you decide to stand at

580
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:55,010
S4: the finish line, it will almost all be depth and

581
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:57,490
S4: there'll be no lateral movement. But again, we'll get you

582
00:23:57,530 --> 00:24:00,690
S4: side on. We'll take care of side on. We'll take

583
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:04,730
S4: care of this with the seating. So don't worry about that.

584
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:06,290
S4: We'll take care of that. Make sure it's only two

585
00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:09,730
S4: dimensions at max. We're asking you to measure and you know.

586
00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:11,970
S4: And can you pay attention? Once we've got that, then

587
00:24:11,970 --> 00:24:14,690
S4: I think we can pick our representatives of the people.

588
00:24:14,850 --> 00:24:16,490
S4: I'm getting ahead of myself here, but I just thought

589
00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:21,210
S4: of an idea. Um, once we get this record right.

590
00:24:21,970 --> 00:24:23,730
S3: I love that thinking mentality.

591
00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:25,180
S10: Not if When.

592
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,980
S4: We haven't done a t shirt for ages. Oh, yeah.

593
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,379
S4: Is there merch in it where it's simply a to

594
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:33,100
S4: scale up the side of the t shirt to scale

595
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,500
S4: replica of, like a stick figure with a 5.5m or

596
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,979
S4: six meter hat on, and it just simply says, like

597
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,820
S4: on the chest, like, I know because I was there

598
00:24:40,859 --> 00:24:43,940
S4: or like, you know, I know because it happened. Yeah.

599
00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:46,419
S4: Or like, I know because.

600
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:48,180
S10: So it's a t shirt just for the five people

601
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:48,620
S10: who are coming.

602
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:50,980
S4: No, no, no, for everyone that listens to the show

603
00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,060
S4: because you'll have people going, yeah, but it's on the

604
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,300
S4: Guinness World Records. And we'll be like, yeah, but we

605
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:58,340
S4: had eyewitnesses. Yes, we had people there. And it was

606
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,060
S4: to the letter on that.

607
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,379
S3: I love the fact that we're getting t shirts made up.

608
00:25:02,420 --> 00:25:05,620
S3: We haven't even got the hats. Haven't even started on that.

609
00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:08,540
S4: Let's see if the hat team can also do t shirts,

610
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:12,219
S4: since they're in the since they might be at cloth

611
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,620
S4: stage yet. Hey, on that I got a very interesting

612
00:25:15,619 --> 00:25:17,820
S4: email to my side of the fence from a listener

613
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,660
S4: in America that claims to, and I don't have any

614
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:23,300
S4: reason to doubt them. Wants to stay anonymous. Claims to

615
00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:26,310
S4: know the current holder. I might have said lived in Melbourne,

616
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:27,790
S4: but it does turn out with a bit of digging.

617
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:28,750
S4: Does live in America?

618
00:25:28,790 --> 00:25:30,590
S3: Yeah, well, so do they know the rules?

619
00:25:30,710 --> 00:25:35,190
S4: They said, I know the guy, that it took him

620
00:25:35,190 --> 00:25:38,350
S4: years of planning for this. The most recent guy to

621
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:42,830
S4: get this 5.5m hat record. Like, I know the guy

622
00:25:42,869 --> 00:25:46,310
S4: that did it. And I've been listening with great interest

623
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,670
S4: to your show. This person's a fan of the podcast,

624
00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:53,070
S4: so this is friendly insider information. Said said you pretty

625
00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:58,149
S4: much spot on with all your guidelines, except I'm pretty

626
00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:00,710
S4: sure like this guy that got the record he thought

627
00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:03,550
S4: of and had to cancel plans for any sort of

628
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:06,070
S4: chinstrap or structure to hold the hat up because we

629
00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:08,790
S4: were thinking of a neck brace cravat, which I still

630
00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:11,389
S4: think is actually legal, but for for the honor, we

631
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:13,910
S4: won't even use a neck brace covered in a cravat.

632
00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:15,629
S3: So no chin straps.

633
00:26:16,150 --> 00:26:18,469
S4: It just can't have any. Yeah. Can't have a fastener

634
00:26:18,470 --> 00:26:20,470
S4: to the head. It just has to be something that, like,

635
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:23,120
S4: is placed on the head like a hat. And that's

636
00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:24,200
S4: the other. You can have a.

637
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,200
S3: Heart tightener like a bike helmet. You know how at

638
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,720
S3: the back they have possibly inside?

639
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,440
S4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

640
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,280
S3: As long as it. So that as long as it

641
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,400
S3: goes horizontal. Not vertical as far as the way the

642
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,560
S3: strap runs around.

643
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,120
S4: Yeah. We just have to tighten it as a hat

644
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,159
S4: band would tighten around your head. But the other thing

645
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:45,400
S4: is he, he said one of the things that that

646
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,120
S4: cancelled a few of the early designs that this other

647
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,879
S4: guy was thinking of, and we've mentioned a bit to

648
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,280
S4: about just getting a stick that comes off a helmet

649
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,200
S4: kind of thing, a big spire. Is it the hat design?

650
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,000
S4: Apparently the word from Guinness was because I think he's

651
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,800
S4: this guy's was a Santa hat has to be an

652
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,919
S4: existing hat, so you can't create a shape that just

653
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,440
S4: happens to it can't just be a structure that goes

654
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:13,200
S4: 5.5m up off your head. It has to be not

655
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,280
S4: existing because there are no Santa.

656
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,800
S3: No, but.

657
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:17,159
S4: You know what I mean.

658
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:17,560
S3: Style of.

659
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,919
S10: Style of hat that you would instantly go, that's a

660
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,440
S10: Santa hat.

661
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:25,010
S4: That's been elongated to reach the height requirements, which I

662
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:27,210
S4: think is good too, because we want to win honorably.

663
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:28,890
S4: We're not trying to win through a loophole.

664
00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:30,330
S3: Well, we I think we were talking about a top hat,

665
00:27:30,330 --> 00:27:30,810
S3: weren't we?

666
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:32,890
S4: Well, we've always been talking about a top hat. I

667
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:33,330
S4: think that's.

668
00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:33,770
S3: Completely.

669
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:35,729
S10: Which I think is more honorable than a Santa hat.

670
00:27:35,770 --> 00:27:38,530
S10: Santa hat is actually a pretty good idea because you

671
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:41,050
S10: just need like, a big stick up the middle and

672
00:27:41,050 --> 00:27:42,850
S10: then it hangs over like a tent.

673
00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:45,570
S3: Leave the design to the design team. Yeah, yeah.

674
00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:50,890
S4: You're overstepping. Jack. Stick to the t shirt, mate, because

675
00:27:50,890 --> 00:28:00,090
S4: I don't think we've nailed that design yet. And, oh,

676
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:06,330
S4: the upset Andys. Boy, oh, boy, I can't stop him.

677
00:28:06,450 --> 00:28:09,170
S4: I try. You hear me? Hear me? Every week on

678
00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:11,770
S4: this show. Going. Stop sending him, guys. He's had enough.

679
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:15,050
S3: Occasionally. Have a pre-show meeting and you go to Carly,

680
00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:17,530
S3: who runs it for us. Yeah, there's heaps of upset.

681
00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:19,010
S3: You got to get them in. So I don't think

682
00:28:19,010 --> 00:28:20,859
S3: that's you trying to stop it at all?

683
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,700
S4: I'm hoping that by flushing them out.

684
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:24,940
S10: Yeah. Get them out of the system.

685
00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:32,540
S4: We'll get to the end. Everything is neat and practical,

686
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:36,260
S4: cause that's the way he likes it. But what if

687
00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:42,380
S4: it wasn't? Upset, Andy. Noah, you've got something to upset

688
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,980
S4: our sweet boy here.

689
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:47,140
S7: I do, I do. G'day, boys. Gusto to you all.

690
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,140
S3: Oh, Ahoy to you, Noah.

691
00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:49,220
S4: And gusto to you, sir.

692
00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,860
S7: Thank you, thank you. Yeah.

693
00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:54,140
S5: So, um, when I say contacts into my phone.

694
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,660
S7: Get a lot of work, phone calls.

695
00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,940
S5: And the like, I generally just chuck in the first

696
00:28:57,940 --> 00:29:00,060
S5: name of the person, because I don't always know the

697
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:00,780
S5: last name.

698
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:04,380
S7: And so, uh, at the moment, I've got about six different.

699
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:04,820
S5: Richards.

700
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:07,660
S7: In my phone when I need to. When I need

701
00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:09,740
S7: to call one, I just pick one at random and

702
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:10,620
S7: hope for the best.

703
00:29:12,540 --> 00:29:14,980
S3: I mean, I appreciate the sport of it, but yeah,

704
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:18,630
S3: that's red hot for me. And you know how much

705
00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:21,710
S3: detail is in my contact list, its first name, followed

706
00:29:21,710 --> 00:29:24,550
S3: by second name, followed by where I met you or

707
00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:28,070
S3: your associated business. Beck doesn't love the fact that she's

708
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:31,390
S3: still in my phone as Rebecca Harding patch waitress. But

709
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:33,630
S3: that's the cafe. I met her in a cafe.

710
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:36,110
S4: She hasn't pulled a shift at for well over a year.

711
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:39,870
S4: Some might say ten. Um. And I've got. I realized

712
00:29:39,870 --> 00:29:42,790
S4: the other day I've got in my phone like a

713
00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:45,670
S4: mate of mine, AJ, who I call a lot, and

714
00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:49,110
S4: then another person I know called AJ, but but I've

715
00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:56,110
S4: just changed them to AJ. Rarely this one. So I

716
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,830
S4: know the other one is the AJ. Yeah, it's a system.

717
00:29:59,870 --> 00:30:00,670
S4: It's a great system.

718
00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:03,750
S3: Now you've upset me. It's nine out of ten.

719
00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:06,630
S4: Jack. Um, Ahoy to you and gusto to you. What

720
00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:07,830
S4: have you got to upset, Andy?

721
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:11,790
S7: Um, well, our house doesn't have a bath plug. So

722
00:30:11,790 --> 00:30:13,630
S7: the bath was out of action for a long time

723
00:30:13,630 --> 00:30:17,240
S7: until we found nature's bath plug, which is half a lemon.

724
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,800
S7: So you cut half a lemon and just stuff it

725
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,320
S7: in the hole, and then. Yeah, off you go.

726
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,360
S5: Surely.

727
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,400
S4: Take that in your mouth.

728
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,480
S3: Slowly. It's. I mean, they're not.

729
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,880
S7: You get about 40 minutes.

730
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,160
S3: Okay.

731
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,040
S4: Do you put it flat side down and it suctions

732
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,400
S4: it on or do you put it lump jam the

733
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,040
S4: lump side in?

734
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:36,360
S3: No, no.

735
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,280
S7: Flat side. Flat side down. So it sucks it in

736
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,640
S7: and then. Yeah. I don't.

737
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,640
S3: Hate it. I mean, I hate it, but I don't

738
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,560
S3: hate it because the ingenuity and the choice of plug,

739
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,280
S3: I think is a good one.

740
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,640
S4: It's a great it's a it's a good it's like

741
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,480
S4: a good bit of bush mechanic work. But you what

742
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,600
S4: I love about it and I'm like you here, Jack.

743
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,600
S4: You go. Damn. We don't have a plug. Well, there's

744
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,840
S4: nothing we can do about that. Like, even if it

745
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,200
S4: takes months. No no no no. And you'll often get

746
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,440
S4: an Andy in the periphery going. Go and buy one.

747
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,560
S4: Like we're not. We're not spending half a day just

748
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,440
S4: to get a plug.

749
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,840
S10: Like, literally almost like $1.50.

750
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,240
S5: If.

751
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,370
S4: We remember it. Next time we're at Bunnings, we'll do it.

752
00:31:16,370 --> 00:31:19,050
S4: But that's unlikely. There's nothing we can do about this.

753
00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:22,170
S4: We'll never have a plug again. We must find a way.

754
00:31:22,490 --> 00:31:24,930
S7: Yeah, we've got a bath plug tree at the back.

755
00:31:24,930 --> 00:31:27,050
S7: So you just grab it from the tree and cut

756
00:31:27,050 --> 00:31:28,210
S7: it in half, and off you go.

757
00:31:30,690 --> 00:31:34,410
S3: To bath plugs box that I have in the laundry.

758
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:37,570
S4: When life gives you two bath plugs stuck together, it's

759
00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:38,890
S4: up to you what you make of it.

760
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:41,650
S3: Thank you. Jack. Angus, Ahoy to you.

761
00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,050
S5: Oh, gusto.

762
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:46,010
S11: To all, including the little boy.

763
00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:47,410
S10: Ahoy!

764
00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:52,170
S4: Uh, beautiful. Angus, what have you got?

765
00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:55,330
S11: Uh, so, for home use, instead of buying a fancy

766
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:59,130
S11: reusable razor like you've probably got andoh must be nice.

767
00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:01,890
S11: I just get the disposable travel packs as they're far

768
00:32:01,890 --> 00:32:04,050
S11: better value for money. And you don't have any pressures

769
00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:07,090
S11: about maintaining the blade or anything. So after each shave,

770
00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:09,490
S11: I just chuck the razor back in my bathroom drawer.

771
00:32:09,690 --> 00:32:11,370
S11: So now when I go to shave, I have around

772
00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:14,860
S11: 15 to choose from. And if that razor doesn't work,

773
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,860
S11: I'll just keep swapping them out until I get the

774
00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:17,420
S11: job done.

775
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:20,140
S4: Yep. And the good thing about a.

776
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:20,860
S5: Bad shave.

777
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,220
S10: Though.

778
00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:24,220
S3: They're like, they're often single blade.

779
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:24,620
S10: Yeah.

780
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:28,500
S11: And you'd be surprised how much gusto these shavers have

781
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:28,980
S11: in them.

782
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:29,660
S7: No, I.

783
00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:30,020
S3: Didn't.

784
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:32,340
S11: At least at least ten goes.

785
00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:34,739
S4: Nah, mate, I want to see Angus. I want to

786
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:36,780
S4: see you do a big ad. And that be the slogan.

787
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,940
S4: You would be surprised at how much gusto they have

788
00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:39,380
S4: in them.

789
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:42,060
S11: At least ten. Yeah, at least ten guys. But, like,

790
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,180
S11: I even went overseas last month and it was great

791
00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:46,340
S11: for that too. So I just ran the same system,

792
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:48,180
S11: by the way, for ten days. And I just grabbed

793
00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,420
S11: like a stash of ten, put it in my toiletries

794
00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:51,860
S11: bag and just the way I went.

795
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,340
S3: Why would you waste the room in the toiletries bag

796
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,540
S3: as well? I mean, Bex got her, Bex got her.

797
00:32:56,700 --> 00:32:58,700
S3: We know a lot about Shavers in my house because

798
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,740
S3: Bex got her shaver brand. Louis, Louis. She would be

799
00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:06,020
S3: so upset with your Louis ritual. Your or your ritual,

800
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:06,700
S3: so to speak.

801
00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:08,460
S4: The thing about the thing I love about chucking a

802
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:10,180
S4: blunt one back in is.

803
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:10,860
S3: You can't.

804
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,870
S4: Just seeing if it comes back into form like we're not,

805
00:33:13,870 --> 00:33:17,590
S4: you're not completely fired, but have a bit of time

806
00:33:17,590 --> 00:33:19,950
S4: on the bench and just sharpen. You literally sharpen up

807
00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:22,270
S4: and I'll put you back in the rotation. I mean,

808
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:22,590
S4: back when.

809
00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:22,750
S5: I.

810
00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:26,310
S11: Put around, I put around ten in the sink and

811
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:28,390
S11: I put it under hot water. And then I think,

812
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,470
S11: I think that helps, you know, I think it does.

813
00:33:30,470 --> 00:33:31,350
S5: Help as well.

814
00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:32,070
S3: Do you think it helps?

815
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,350
S4: I think I think hot water helps sharpen them up.

816
00:33:34,390 --> 00:33:36,630
S3: Not sharpen them up. But just it feels like.

817
00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:38,430
S4: Well, like when you back in the old days, like

818
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:40,870
S4: in the, you know, prohibition era when you would get

819
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,790
S4: a hot shave. Wasn't that because they, like.

820
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:43,950
S3: They heat the blade?

821
00:33:44,270 --> 00:33:45,750
S4: Well, I think it's something like that, isn't it?

822
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,150
S10: Like I thought I thought it was about heating your face,

823
00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,390
S10: and then something about, like, the pores are more open.

824
00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:52,750
S4: Maybe that softens the blade. But yeah, if you attack

825
00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:54,310
S4: it with a hot blade, I think we're thinking of

826
00:33:54,310 --> 00:33:57,030
S4: hot knives and butter. And you just go should follow.

827
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,670
S4: Or when you heat the spoon up for ice cream

828
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:01,310
S4: to get it out of the tub. Like, should be

829
00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:02,870
S4: the same maths. All right. Beautiful. Thanks.

830
00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:03,150
S3: Thanks.

831
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,150
S4: Tess.

832
00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:05,510
S3: Tess. Ahoy to you, Tess.

833
00:34:05,950 --> 00:34:08,430
S12: Ahoy, boys. In number six. Happy birthday. Andoh.

834
00:34:08,469 --> 00:34:09,150
S3: No need.

835
00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:09,710
S4: Lovely.

836
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,480
S12: Um, so when I feed my dog, instead of scooping

837
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,279
S12: the kibble into a bowl, I simply just scoop it

838
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,200
S12: straight across the floor. Um, and the dog licks up

839
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,000
S12: the or eats all the food off the floor. And

840
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,080
S12: he loves it. And it's so efficient because I don't

841
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,000
S12: have to wash any bowls and I don't have to

842
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,319
S12: mop the floor. It comes up sparkling clean every day.

843
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,560
S13: You have to mop the floor like dogs. Do you

844
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,040
S13: know what dogs lick.

845
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,080
S3: When they're out in the wild?

846
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:35,440
S4: Soap.

847
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:35,960
S13: Soap.

848
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,720
S3: Pour it in a park.

849
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,399
S4: They find. They find those trees that you can cross

850
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,760
S4: the leaves off and make soap.

851
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,320
S12: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

852
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,960
S4: No, but are we talking dry food?

853
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,800
S3: Yeah. Dry food.

854
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,360
S4: Dry food.

855
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:47,880
S12: Yeah. It's kibble.

856
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:48,600
S4: And it's just.

857
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,240
S12: In one, you know, one section of the of the house.

858
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,600
S12: It's his area, but he licks it, licks it all up,

859
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
S12: and it's so it's the cleanest part of the house,

860
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:56,839
S12: I swear.

861
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,879
S4: Andy, you were missing the key bit of information here.

862
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,560
S4: He loves it.

863
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:04,480
S3: Okay. No, I mean, I can't totally be repulsed at

864
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,680
S3: this because every time we leave the house, Bec feels

865
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,360
S3: sorry for Henry. So she scatters kibble on the ground

866
00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:12,690
S3: and she runs around and eats it. So Beck doesn't

867
00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:14,850
S3: can slip out without the dog noticing because.

868
00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:16,170
S4: She also she's distracted.

869
00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:19,770
S3: Distracted. So Beck is doing kind of what you're talking about,

870
00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:20,209
S3: and I don't.

871
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,370
S4: Is that to give Henry a fun game to eat

872
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,330
S4: the kibble, or is it so she doesn't see the

873
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,170
S4: door close? Okay.

874
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:28,450
S3: Okay, I.

875
00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:29,129
S4: Understand.

876
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,610
S3: Um, Jess. Thank you. Wrap this up for us. Bella.

877
00:35:31,650 --> 00:35:32,410
S3: Ahoy to you.

878
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:35,490
S14: Ahoy, boys. Gusto to you, my king.

879
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:37,690
S4: And gusto to you, our queen. Yes.

880
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,530
S14: Thank you. Um, so a little bit of a precursor

881
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:44,330
S14: is I don't have poor time management. I'm just fast

882
00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:46,410
S14: and loose. And I also have one of those really

883
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:50,330
S14: fancy fridges with the automatic water dispensers, obviously.

884
00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:52,450
S4: Wow. Yeah. No, that's a real. Must be nice.

885
00:35:52,489 --> 00:35:54,969
S14: Yeah, exactly, exactly. So I'm rolling out of bed, like

886
00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:56,770
S14: 15 minutes before I need to leave for work. So

887
00:35:56,770 --> 00:36:00,690
S14: I'm getting ready upstairs doing my hair makeup upstairs trot downstairs.

888
00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:03,569
S14: By that time I'm really parched. So I, you know,

889
00:36:03,610 --> 00:36:06,169
S14: roll over to my fridge, don't grab a cup because

890
00:36:06,170 --> 00:36:07,690
S14: that would just be wasting too much time when I'm

891
00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:10,020
S14: already time poor in the morning. So I tilt the

892
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:12,660
S14: pelvis forward in front of the fridge, do a really,

893
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:16,100
S14: really deep lunge. My chin lines up perfectly with the

894
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,620
S14: button for the water dispenser and it just pumps straight

895
00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:20,020
S14: into my mouth. Perfect.

896
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,219
S4: So you don't even have to use your hand.

897
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,180
S10: No hands.

898
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:23,779
S5: That's right.

899
00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:27,500
S3: Can you can you please send us a video of that?

900
00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,580
S3: I that does not upset me.

901
00:36:29,580 --> 00:36:34,060
S4: That is going going to work with rested hands like that.

902
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:35,419
S1: I don't have.

903
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:37,779
S14: Energy. And it's the energy of, you know, lifting my

904
00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:40,219
S14: hand up, opening the door, getting the cup out like

905
00:36:40,219 --> 00:36:40,500
S14: I don't.

906
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:40,660
S5: Have.

907
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:40,819
S4: Much.

908
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,860
S14: Hand. Morning. Exactly, exactly.

909
00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:45,700
S4: And only what what do you do for a job?

910
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:46,660
S4: What do you work as?

911
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,819
S14: I'm a social worker, so I need I need all

912
00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:51,540
S14: my my heart power, my brain power, my hand power

913
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,180
S14: to be rested for the day.

914
00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:55,060
S4: And also to when you're opening doors and things like that.

915
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,540
S4: People must come in all the time on your grip

916
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:59,219
S4: strength and how well rested your arms are on your forearms.

917
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,540
S14: It makes or breaks the day.

918
00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:01,140
S4: Yep.

919
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,620
S14: The only bad thing is because I'm ready for the day.

920
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:07,029
S14: Upstairs I have my makeup on so there is a

921
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:09,870
S14: permanent foundation and lipstick mark on my fridge, but I'm

922
00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:11,910
S14: just going to do it again the next day so

923
00:37:11,910 --> 00:37:15,069
S14: it doesn't really matter. And the makeup that's already on

924
00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:17,029
S14: the fridge kind of replaces the makeup I lose from

925
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:18,589
S14: putting my chin there. So it's like a two for

926
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:19,950
S14: one reapplication.

927
00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,430
S3: Surprisingly, that's the only bit that upsets me. The mark

928
00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:25,189
S3: on the fridge. Yeah, I'd be swinging around to clean

929
00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:28,230
S3: that up, but Bella, thanks. Send us it in. Really good.

930
00:37:33,430 --> 00:37:36,549
S4: And oh, you had the great fortune of being in

931
00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:38,830
S4: New York last weekend, am I correct?

932
00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:39,270
S3: A quick.

933
00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:40,029
S4: Dash, just a.

934
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:40,350
S3: Quick.

935
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:41,549
S4: Dash rostered on at the.

936
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:41,870
S3: Pub.

937
00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:44,230
S4: You had to go and.

938
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:44,310
S3: You.

939
00:37:44,310 --> 00:37:45,510
S4: Were late for your shift.

940
00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:46,190
S3: You were just.

941
00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:50,029
S4: Such a bummer. Yeah. So. But again, um, you know.

942
00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:53,430
S3: Wasn't even rostered on someone called sick manager called and said, hey,

943
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:55,630
S3: can you fill in for the shift? Yeah. No problem.

944
00:37:55,630 --> 00:38:00,030
S4: It's in under 30 hours. Over 30 hours. I'll be there, boss. Yeah. And, um,

945
00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:02,189
S4: and don't worry. And even though you did get delayed

946
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:04,590
S4: and you didn't get a chance to fill in the

947
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,160
S4: Ticket and supporting documentation will be neatly presented to the

948
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:14,400
S4: tax office. Absolutely to show needed to be there. But

949
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,240
S4: I must say I looked on with great joy and

950
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,880
S4: not even envy. Anders, you were at the pub that

951
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,640
S4: we have a small interest in in New York City

952
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:23,160
S4: over the weekend.

953
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,200
S3: Old mates? Yep.

954
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,800
S4: Old mates if you happen to be in town. We

955
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,040
S4: do like to do a long, very long shot plug

956
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,319
S4: in case anyone happens to be in town. Um, in

957
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:32,880
S4: New York.

958
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,600
S3: Uh, loyalty card is accepted.

959
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,719
S4: It is, it is. And, um. God, we're bloody proud

960
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:43,040
S4: of that. One thing I will, um, I will say is,

961
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,359
S4: I think and again, I'm not saying that, you know,

962
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,399
S4: one day when you're a, when you're a father, you

963
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,600
S4: might still travel with such reckless abandon as you do

964
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:54,040
S4: and go to New York for a small handful of days.

965
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,640
S4: But I think, Jack, if you didn't know us and

966
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,080
S4: and I was to say this was my weekend versus

967
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,560
S4: this was Andy's weekend, I think based off the one

968
00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:05,569
S4: sentence of going, and he was in New York City

969
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:08,170
S4: to pub and hanging out with Hugh Jackman. And I

970
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:12,010
S4: was at a cat show on Sunday morning to see

971
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:15,490
S4: the 1030 kittens judging.

972
00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:17,410
S10: I would know which one is apparent.

973
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:19,210
S4: You would go, who has a seven year old daughter?

974
00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:21,169
S4: You would know. You would get a feel. You would

975
00:39:21,170 --> 00:39:23,969
S4: just get a feel from that. Um, so yeah, I

976
00:39:23,969 --> 00:39:28,330
S4: was at the Cat Lovers Association. I think it was

977
00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:31,570
S4: called or Cat Lovers Forever cat show at the Sydney

978
00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:32,690
S4: Convention Center.

979
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:35,609
S3: So what was the cat show where they were people

980
00:39:35,610 --> 00:39:37,730
S3: bringing in their own cats to show, or were they

981
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:42,210
S3: already pre vetted cats that with more show experience.

982
00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:44,570
S10: Your two cats aren't show cats are they?

983
00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:45,330
S4: Could be.

984
00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:46,650
S3: Didn't.

985
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:47,569
S4: Didn't put them on the bench.

986
00:39:47,610 --> 00:39:47,770
S3: If you.

987
00:39:48,010 --> 00:39:48,330
S4: Didn't put.

988
00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:50,009
S3: Them on Zoe's pillow.

989
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:53,250
S4: He's got over that now. And that is a unique trick.

990
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:57,410
S4: Um no didn't didn't couldn't take our potato and Jimmy,

991
00:39:57,410 --> 00:39:59,569
S4: he wouldn't. I don't think they'd go well at a

992
00:39:59,610 --> 00:40:01,690
S4: cat show just because there's a lot of other cats around.

993
00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,460
S4: I'm as surprised as you guys are that we were

994
00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:08,060
S4: going so bought the tickets for this because she follows

995
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:12,900
S4: a funny cat show. And this American guy on Instagram, right?

996
00:40:13,260 --> 00:40:15,860
S4: I think his name is Steven. He's like known on

997
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:18,779
S4: Instagram for like doing like they bring the cat up

998
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:20,980
S4: and they're like, oh yeah, look at this guy. He's

999
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,939
S4: look at that beautiful long body. And we're looking this

1000
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:27,380
S4: breed we're looking for like, wow, nice strong shoulders. And

1001
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,620
S4: the kids find it funny.

1002
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,819
S3: From this content on my algorithm.

1003
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:33,180
S10: So I can't.

1004
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:36,380
S4: Stress enough how much it's not golf swings or gadgets.

1005
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:38,700
S4: So it's not on my algorithm either. Kids love it.

1006
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:40,180
S4: So zoo goes a couple of weeks ago she goes,

1007
00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:41,580
S4: guess what guys? You know the funny guy we see

1008
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,859
S4: on Instagram? He's coming to Sydney and I bought his

1009
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:44,940
S4: tickets to the cat show.

1010
00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:48,300
S10: There's one thing to enjoy a 15 second video though.

1011
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:51,460
S4: I said, why did we? So why did you do that?

1012
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,180
S4: And she goes, it's funny. I said, yeah, but now

1013
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:57,020
S4: we have to do the joke. We have to live

1014
00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:00,460
S4: the joke. So I'm like, you know what? Whatever. Let's

1015
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,350
S4: let's go and see the. And look, there's some great

1016
00:41:03,350 --> 00:41:07,710
S4: cats there. As I was sort of looking around though

1017
00:41:07,710 --> 00:41:10,189
S4: for other people because I love our cats, but it's

1018
00:41:10,390 --> 00:41:13,350
S4: but I don't love all cats. I was really into it.

1019
00:41:13,350 --> 00:41:15,790
S4: And this is great. She loves our cats and and

1020
00:41:15,790 --> 00:41:19,670
S4: that's that's great. How's this for a bombshell, though? Like,

1021
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,549
S4: she was really into it when we got. And I

1022
00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:23,189
S4: was getting a lot of. Hurry up, hurry up. He's

1023
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,910
S4: on at 1030 like, you know. And I said, mate,

1024
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:29,430
S4: it's like 9:45. We're gonna make it. And then I

1025
00:41:29,430 --> 00:41:31,709
S4: was like, well, there's parking and if there's a queue

1026
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:34,870
S4: or whatever, great news. When we got there. Not a

1027
00:41:34,870 --> 00:41:39,310
S4: huge queue like the convention center. The convention center holds

1028
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:42,590
S4: like 10,000 people. And again, it was a great show,

1029
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:45,950
S4: well attended, but I would say low 300 was attendance.

1030
00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:47,710
S4: So there was a lot of space for us to

1031
00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,910
S4: all to enjoy the cats and products on show that morning.

1032
00:41:50,950 --> 00:41:51,390
S3: But on.

1033
00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:52,109
S13: Cats like.

1034
00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:54,190
S3: Traditionally hard to herd like the whole.

1035
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:56,070
S4: Like, yeah, you have to hold them. And I think

1036
00:41:56,070 --> 00:42:00,080
S4: a few of them are on, um, just like a gummy. Yeah.

1037
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,320
S4: Just to relax a little bit. So and look again

1038
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,280
S4: a couple of great cats.

1039
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,480
S10: So did they do anything like dogs do. Do they

1040
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,280
S10: walk around in circles and.

1041
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,719
S4: No. It's just to show off how well that breed

1042
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,719
S4: meets the criteria for that breed, I suppose. Oh, mate,

1043
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:19,319
S4: don't scrunch your.

1044
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:19,560
S5: Nose.

1045
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,360
S4: Because that's no different to a dog show. Don't get to.

1046
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,440
S4: I could easily.

1047
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,160
S10: See I'm not going to a dog show either, but at.

1048
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,640
S4: Least easily see Beck making any go to a dog show.

1049
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:31,280
S4: No worries at all. Best in show is in Andy's future.

1050
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:37,480
S4: Singing a duet about tall terriers is 100% in Andy's future.

1051
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,720
S3: Sadly, you might be right.

1052
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,480
S4: Well, how's this? So you'll get ready for this when

1053
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,959
S4: you know, a few years down the track with Beck,

1054
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,799
S4: Zo turns to me and not, as a joke goes,

1055
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,840
S4: you know, just letting you know this. And by the way,

1056
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,160
S4: this is like we're in our early 40s, but this

1057
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,919
S4: is where you have those bolts, where you're like, wow,

1058
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,880
S4: we're really going to be married forever. Because and you

1059
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,930
S4: just realize that because I think when people get married,

1060
00:42:58,969 --> 00:43:03,210
S4: you know, 30, 40, you know, it's forever. But you also.

1061
00:43:03,730 --> 00:43:04,210
S10: You just think.

1062
00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:06,410
S4: All the time you're so young and it's just you

1063
00:43:06,410 --> 00:43:08,330
S4: just think life will be pretty much like this. So

1064
00:43:08,530 --> 00:43:11,650
S4: just letting you know in the future I might breed cats.

1065
00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:15,290
S4: Oh my God, am I went, oh man, that is.

1066
00:43:15,610 --> 00:43:17,890
S4: You can't just say that casually at a cat show.

1067
00:43:17,890 --> 00:43:19,690
S4: And then I start looking around. And a lot of

1068
00:43:19,690 --> 00:43:23,049
S4: the displays are husband and wife teams. And I did

1069
00:43:23,050 --> 00:43:26,450
S4: feel like the husband was the second invite to the

1070
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:28,569
S4: like the second person into the fact.

1071
00:43:28,610 --> 00:43:30,130
S10: Not as passionate, maybe.

1072
00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:32,410
S4: And I might be really projecting my fears here, but

1073
00:43:32,410 --> 00:43:34,649
S4: I was like, I am going to be I'm going

1074
00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,210
S4: to be a cat caddy, like I'm going to be just.

1075
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:39,489
S4: And but I was like, so you. And she's like, well,

1076
00:43:39,489 --> 00:43:41,410
S4: that's I'm just letting you know my future that I

1077
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,210
S4: could see that happening. It's so cute. Wouldn't it be

1078
00:43:43,210 --> 00:43:44,850
S4: amazing to have, like, all these little cats?

1079
00:43:44,890 --> 00:43:45,770
S3: Would you say to that?

1080
00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:49,569
S4: I panicked, I was thinking I was panicking because in

1081
00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:50,969
S4: my head I was like, you can't just drop this

1082
00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:53,250
S4: on someone. That's a huge life change. That's not what

1083
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,250
S4: I got into this for. But then, and you could

1084
00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,779
S4: make the same argument, I thought. To thought. To be

1085
00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:58,540
S4: fair though, with golf, like, she could be like, well,

1086
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:00,820
S4: I never saw golf coming. And now you're into golf.

1087
00:44:00,860 --> 00:44:02,980
S3: And you're way five hours at a time. And yeah.

1088
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,500
S4: But again, that's off site. That is.

1089
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:05,700
S3: Off.

1090
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,980
S4: Site. I'm not chipping golf balls around the house and like,

1091
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,580
S4: making the clubs get in bed with us.

1092
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,060
S10: Yeah, but that's not true because you sent me a

1093
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:15,140
S10: video last week of you using a swing aid. And

1094
00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:19,860
S10: it's a golf club you can use inside half the length.

1095
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:21,339
S10: And he let it go out of his hand, and

1096
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:22,780
S10: he smashed her family portrait.

1097
00:44:25,739 --> 00:44:26,460
S3: Can I see.

1098
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:26,620
S5: This.

1099
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:27,219
S3: Video?

1100
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:30,060
S4: No, I'll show it to you. But I just said Jack,

1101
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:31,740
S4: because I was going to give Jack the same swing,

1102
00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:33,859
S4: and it'd just be really careful of these things. They've

1103
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:38,300
S4: got slippery, slippery handles. That's true. And if I catch

1104
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,460
S4: those swinging the cats around in the good room, I'll.

1105
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:43,500
S4: I'll be as angry as she was over the portrait.

1106
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,700
S2: Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return

1107
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:54,540
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