WEBVTT - 2025 Ep 281 - What a relief, the Mandated Break is over! 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:04.240 A listener production. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:13.119 Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:21.520 in three two. Sorry. Still buffering. One. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.200 Ahoy! 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:26.599 Actually, Jack. Oh, stop! Oh! 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:28.160 Oh! 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:33.559 Cold start to the year on the government mandated break, 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.040 which was bloody quick, if I might say. That was 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.480 a very fast one. Happy New Year, everyone. Straight back 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:41.960 into it. Blink and you'd miss that break. That was 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.560 a nasty. Felt like a fast one to me. Um, 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:47.360 but look at this. Everyone's got slow ones. You can 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:50.880 get slow. I reckon 2022 was a slow, mandated break. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:55.440 This felt lightning quick. Anyway. We're back. Splash of water 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.040 on the face, back into podcasting. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.200 Barely enough time to unpack your briefcase. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.880 I didn't, I didn't. I've still got the same. I've 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.000 still got the same pens in my top pocket. Calculators 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.760 on the same batteries as I was the last working year. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.000 But Ando, for people thinking, yeah, this will probably just 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.880 be the same old, same old. No no, no. Change 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.039 is always happening at the podcast. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.120 Well, we know that Mike left. Yeah. Um, it was 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.000 a conscious uncoupling. Freely? Freely? Yeah, freely. Like we support him. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:23.880 He supports us. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.880 Just sounded like he was actually really sad to leave. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.120 It was sad. He wouldn't mind me saying that. He 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.720 was really torn about leaving. But it's a joint. It's 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.559 on to better things. He's just on to other things. 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.400 And very hard to be better. 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.119 Yeah. He'll come. There'll be an awkward moment in August 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:40.240 when he's like, look, I've made a huge mistake, but 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:42.880 obviously the position's been filled. 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:46.360 Yeah, exactly like me crawling back to Bec after my 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.720 six month hiatus. Yeah. 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:48.559 Is that. Did that happen? 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.440 Is that. Is that how it happened? You had to 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:51.960 beg to come back into the relationship. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.360 Yeah, yeah. She said no. 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.840 She said yes. That's why we're engaged. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:56.200 No, no. 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:56.600 I mean. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.160 I thought there might have been a period where she 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:58.960 also said no. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.000 Good for her. No, no, there was no period. But 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:02.480 don't think it'll be that easy, Mike. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.280 Yeah, Andy got lucky. 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:08.320 Yeah. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.240 Anyway, so we don't have Mike anymore, but we have 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.320 someone who's equally as wonderful. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.080 Liza has just joined the team. We used to work 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.519 with her back in the day. She asked me over 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.360 the break. Are we still doing the same? The three things. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:21.880 Yeah, that was Mike's domain. 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.920 That was Mike's domain. And I said, I think the 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:25.079 guys like them. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.200 I really enjoy the three things. Yeah, I think I 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:28.960 think the listeners like the three things. It's a fun 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.079 little puzzle to start the show with. We do know 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.280 it took Mike upwards of 20 hours a week, so 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.440 we understand that there's a huge drain on the three things. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.360 So the the worst part of the three things was 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:41.360 the moping that we would get before the show. Yeah. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:45.400 Well, just so you know, Lizzie has felt under pressure 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.160 this week to make. And I said, just don't overthink it. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.000 Don't overthink. The even more. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.880 Government mandated break would have been the fastest for her 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.520 because she would have been going, oh my God, there's 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.800 only six weeks left and I've only got one. I've 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.679 only got one of the things. And the first thing 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.760 is the easiest because you haven't you haven't correlated it 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:06.360 to anything yet. So I've only thought of rockmelon, but 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.240 I don't know what else is in the set. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:15.600 So we're saying yes. Lies. So she's I'm not sure 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.960 if I think she's I think she's happy about that, 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.160 but she. No, she's shaking her head. So we've got 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.600 the same at least. The show won't be completely different 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.639 this year. We've still got someone that's not happy about 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.240 the three things, but I can now go into what 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.360 she has presented me for the first three things, because 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.400 we did have one, just in case. As you were, Jack. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.960 Ahoy to me, Hamish. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.200 Okay, cool. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:43.880 Ahoy to me! Banzai! Jack! 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.360 Bonsai! Like a tree? 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.520 No, I think it's Banzai! Banzai! 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:48.080 Banzai! 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:52.040 Are these things that people yell at? Are these Japanese phrases? 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.360 No. And I'm ed. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:58.480 Okay. These are these people that Eliza met over summer. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:01.640 Because we should explain to her it has to be 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:05.320 something that everyone can get. It can't be personal to you. 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.800 I did actually have to explain that to her on 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.160 one of the things that she sent. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.200 Through, like my favorite. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:15.480 Cereals. We are the three hyenas from the original Lion King. 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.440 I can't believe I didn't get that. We watched so 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.359 much Lion King in the last six months in my house. Liar. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.960 She's off to a flyer. 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.680 It's a three. It's a good. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:24.120 It's a. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:24.600 Great. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.280 One. It was undetected by us. It's obviously from a 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:31.159 popular franchise. Yes. And, um. And got, um. I did 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.240 actually know that from one of us, which is always 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.840 a good hallmark of a good one. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:37.200 She was played by Whoopi Goldberg. I'm not sure about 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:40.279 the others, but, uh. Hey, um, let's, let's. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.839 So the same level of detail that Mike gave about 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:43.919 the three things as well. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.800 Just the list outline. Okay. Good. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.279 Lies off to a flyer. Congratulations. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:49.880 That's that's really good. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.719 Hey, big news for us. Kick off this year. People 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.040 may have noticed we were over largely in New York City, 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.120 to try and lobby the UN to put pressure on 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:02.200 the Australian government to shorten the government mandated break for 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.919 our podcast, which requires podcasters, which is us to not 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.800 perform during for 12 weeks. Normally in the period over 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:10.839 Christmas and summer. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.760 Over Christmas and the Australian cricket season. So unsuccessful there, 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.160 which is a bummer. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.520 Is it? Is it is it those three three months 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.680 specifically or could you. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:20.520 Seems to be. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:20.920 It. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.120 Does seem to be from the directive we're getting from 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.560 the government department of podcasting. However, one of the other 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:30.159 legitimate business keep your receipts reasons we were in New 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:35.880 York for was to be there to witness the opening 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:40.159 of the pub. Old mates that we have a slice 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:41.119 of a. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:42.640 Congratulations, guys. 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.760 Small. Yeah. Thanks, Jacko. I'd say small somewhere in the 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.960 scale people like. How much do you own of this pub? 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:51.880 I'd say, you know, small to small to relatively still, 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:55.400 quite small, but notable. You'd be notable, but. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.560 The kind of slice that if someone was watching their 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.760 weight at chocolate cake, they'd go just have a sliver. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:01.760 Just give me a sliver. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.600 We have a slice. Where? Yeah. If office birthday party is, 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.760 I really shouldn't. So I just want to have a taste. Yeah, 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.640 but it's still a taste. You still get the. You 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.360 still know exactly what kind of cake it is. It's 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.360 certainly enough to know the flavor of the cake. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:17.680 It is open this weekend. We had a pre-opening party, 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:21.200 which we embarrassingly sold out of beer. So we're wondering 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.039 whether we're going to be allowed back in the country. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:24.840 That is a bad move for a pub. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.400 Because. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.680 It created some hype. Jack. I was at the back, 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.760 pouring pallets of beer down the drain so we could 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.000 get that story out. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.720 But at 170 John Street, if you're ever in New 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.200 York City, we aim to be open 365 days a 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:39.800 year so you won't be able to miss us. And 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:40.800 we'd love you to come down for a. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.800 Christmas in New York. Ah, one thing we do need 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.360 to cover off. And we had a lot of obviously 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.200 it's like full of expats, lots of Aussies there that 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:48.920 are traveling and great fun. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:50.920 And we should point out others with a slice. Ash 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:51.960 Barty's got a slice. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.719 There's some wonderful Aussies that have a slither of the cake. 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.320 Yeah. Pat Cummins got a slice. Patty Mills got a slice. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:58.480 Hugh Jackman's got a slice. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.120 Has everyone got a same size slice of the cake. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.080 And Mick Mick Fanning's got a slice. 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:07.120 It's been fairly sliced up. Yeah. Yep. And then of course, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.280 it's actually. Then there's the, um, the other guys, the 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.920 proper people, the people that actually run pubs and hotels 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.600 over there. They've got. 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:13.040 They've gone back. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:18.760 For a second helping. They're actually doing the work. But Jacko, 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.200 the big question from so many Aussies over there, and 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.600 it was beautiful to see as, as well as having 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:28.080 a few, um, I will never mention t shirts, uh, 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.840 floating around the pub still available. We also. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:33.560 How many t shirts did you print? 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.720 Well, you put a real clasp on the momentum of 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:37.400 selling them, mate. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:38.840 It's pretty hard to sell a t shirt when you 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:44.000 can't talk about it. So there are still some available 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:47.480 wonderful collector's items. A gift for any fan of the show. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.680 But it was nice to see people in the pub 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.160 wearing them. 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:50.680 I had mine. 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:51.160 On. 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.840 With those secret meetings, taking up the back where everyone's 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:56.400 lifting up their jumpers to show their t shirts, but 0:07:56.400 --> 0:07:58.440 also the loyalty card. We had a few people on them. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.640 My one big regret was because it's obviously it's a 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.880 lot of the staff are Aussies, but they live in 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.360 America and there are obviously American people behind the bar 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.440 and stuff like that. They didn't. There were some teething 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.360 problems with the Hamish and Andy loyalty card on the day, 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.520 and I don't have anything to do with the operational 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:15.880 running of the pub. But I did say to you 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.800 and I said, mate, we've got to fix this. If 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:21.679 I can make one thing the issue, I don't know, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.520 get a staff meeting out, get a staff memo out. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:28.680 This is what this card means. Anyone caught not honouring 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:35.439 it will be thrown in the river. On the gently 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.560 guided out. Because there are lots of unions and stuff 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.040 in America. That was a great learning for me. I 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.079 learned a lot about labor laws and who can and 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.280 can't be thrown in the river for not accepting a card. 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.990 But if you are new to the podcast, Welcome. But 0:08:46.990 --> 0:08:48.470 we do have a Hamish and Andy loyalty card. It 0:08:48.510 --> 0:08:52.350 entitles you to 10% off every store worldwide. You immediately 0:08:52.350 --> 0:08:55.550 give 5% back as a goodwill gesture. And that and 0:08:55.590 --> 0:08:59.030 the Hamish Andy loyal card is accepted at Old Mates, 0:08:59.070 --> 0:09:01.750 meaning that you'll get 5% off, which is great. 0:09:01.990 --> 0:09:02.190 And. 0:09:02.350 --> 0:09:05.230 Click on the SFX these days with the applause. Nice. 0:09:05.230 --> 0:09:07.670 Hey Jacko, here's here's another thing that I wanted to 0:09:07.710 --> 0:09:12.069 raise on the podcast. And I mean, it's it's kind 0:09:12.070 --> 0:09:13.710 of a, it's a, it's a bit of a bit 0:09:13.710 --> 0:09:15.270 of an awkward one, but I thought this is the 0:09:15.270 --> 0:09:19.030 best place to do it. This, this idea, you know, 0:09:19.070 --> 0:09:21.470 for the, for the pub had been floating around, you know, 0:09:21.510 --> 0:09:24.030 a little bit Nando's sort of came to the group 0:09:24.030 --> 0:09:25.710 last year and was like, look, this is happening. There's 0:09:25.710 --> 0:09:28.110 these guys we know in New York. They've run great restaurants, 0:09:28.110 --> 0:09:31.230 they run cafes, they know what they're doing. This idea 0:09:31.230 --> 0:09:34.310 to run to open an Aussie bar in New York 0:09:34.350 --> 0:09:36.310 has come up and this is the plan. And I thought, yeah, look, 0:09:36.350 --> 0:09:39.750 it does look good. And then Andrew was like, you know, 0:09:39.790 --> 0:09:42.550 will you invest? You know, it requires some money to 0:09:42.590 --> 0:09:44.990 invest in this. And you look at the list that 0:09:45.110 --> 0:09:48.150 we just mentioned, you know, you Jackman's your Fanning's, your buddy's, 0:09:48.670 --> 0:09:51.990 some incredible people on that list. I felt under an 0:09:51.990 --> 0:09:55.189 enormous pressure, Jack, because on one hand, I have Andy 0:09:55.230 --> 0:09:57.390 here going. Come on, guys, I think this is a 0:09:57.390 --> 0:10:00.070 good thing. Put some money in. Put real money in. 0:10:00.470 --> 0:10:04.150 And then, on the other hand, I knew something about 0:10:04.150 --> 0:10:07.350 Andy that I don't think the others did. So I'm torn. 0:10:08.270 --> 0:10:10.630 So here I am in a quandary. I've got my 0:10:10.630 --> 0:10:12.790 best mate of 25 years. But on the other hand, 0:10:12.790 --> 0:10:17.110 some of Australia's most beloved people that they've ever produced. 0:10:17.710 --> 0:10:20.270 Do you remember a couple of years ago we were 0:10:20.270 --> 0:10:23.070 talking on this show about what job we think we 0:10:23.070 --> 0:10:26.150 could do for one day. Now, don't worry about what 0:10:26.150 --> 0:10:29.429 else was said in that particular moment. But there was 0:10:29.429 --> 0:10:31.630 a moment that Andy popped out and I was very 0:10:31.630 --> 0:10:33.390 surprised to hear this, but this is all that was 0:10:33.390 --> 0:10:35.110 ringing through my head. Is Andy's like. 0:10:35.110 --> 0:10:36.030 Remember what he said as. 0:10:36.030 --> 0:10:38.069 He well, when he was like, oh, you know, Hugh 0:10:38.110 --> 0:10:41.429 Jackman is interested. You know Mick Fanning's keen. He loves this. 0:10:41.429 --> 0:10:45.030 I was like, really? Do I speak up? Do I 0:10:45.070 --> 0:10:48.310 speak up? Or do I hope Andy has changed his ways? 0:10:48.309 --> 0:10:50.750 Because when we talked about what job we thought we'd 0:10:50.830 --> 0:10:54.829 be good at, aside from podcasting, this is what Andy said. 0:10:55.390 --> 0:10:58.270 I feel like I'd feel pretty confident at the top 0:10:58.270 --> 0:11:01.189 of a pyramid scheme. I suppose like. 0:11:01.830 --> 0:11:02.550 That's your pick. 0:11:03.470 --> 0:11:06.710 On the top. The top paying like everything else for 0:11:06.710 --> 0:11:08.830 my skills, I wouldn't. I would not be able to 0:11:08.870 --> 0:11:09.949 have the upside. So. 0:11:10.110 --> 0:11:11.550 But do you think you could trick ripping. 0:11:11.550 --> 0:11:12.270 People off. 0:11:12.309 --> 0:11:13.790 Trick people into investing? 0:11:13.830 --> 0:11:16.070 Wouldn't feel good about it. But, um, I think. 0:11:16.390 --> 0:11:17.310 That if I'm answering the. 0:11:17.309 --> 0:11:17.869 Question. 0:11:18.110 --> 0:11:19.590 It's true. Actually, if you came to me and said 0:11:19.590 --> 0:11:22.110 you have a great investment opportunity, I would. I would 0:11:22.150 --> 0:11:23.190 believe you. Yeah. 0:11:23.830 --> 0:11:25.190 Yeah, that would be the. 0:11:25.230 --> 0:11:25.590 Smile. 0:11:25.830 --> 0:11:28.670 From Andy was so telling. 0:11:28.950 --> 0:11:29.870 No, because he had. 0:11:29.870 --> 0:11:30.190 A little. 0:11:30.190 --> 0:11:30.590 Flicker. 0:11:31.390 --> 0:11:34.830 Of mental note I should actually get that. Should do. 0:11:34.830 --> 0:11:35.190 That. 0:11:35.510 --> 0:11:37.750 Oh wow wow wow. 0:11:37.990 --> 0:11:40.750 So what am I to do, Jack? As Andy tells me, like, 0:11:40.790 --> 0:11:44.590 oh yeah, Patty Mills, he's keen. Like, I bet if. 0:11:44.590 --> 0:11:47.710 You talk to him, he's in a year. A perfect 0:11:47.710 --> 0:11:50.270 amount of time as well for him to go. Just 0:11:50.270 --> 0:11:51.870 put that in the back of his mind and come 0:11:51.870 --> 0:11:52.830 back around to that. 0:11:52.870 --> 0:11:55.829 Gosh, you know, I've played golf with Pat Cummins. He's like, mate, 0:11:55.830 --> 0:11:57.630 how good's this bar, you know? I mean I was like, 0:11:57.670 --> 0:11:58.510 oh God. 0:11:58.830 --> 0:12:01.230 Oh God. Say goodbye to that money. 0:12:01.870 --> 0:12:06.350 Mate. If only you knew what I knew. I mean, 0:12:06.390 --> 0:12:08.990 I hope he's telling the truth here, guys. So really, 0:12:08.990 --> 0:12:11.910 the reason I went across was to go. Okay, pretty 0:12:11.910 --> 0:12:14.350 easy for Andy to be sending around to the group chat, like, oh, 0:12:14.390 --> 0:12:16.590 look at this. You know, we've found a location, you know. 0:12:16.590 --> 0:12:17.950 Oh yeah, I just yeah. 0:12:17.990 --> 0:12:20.790 His brother, his brother works with computers. Pretty easy to 0:12:20.790 --> 0:12:23.830 scrub the Getty Images watermark off. You know, pub under 0:12:23.830 --> 0:12:27.910 construction photos. So I really felt like I had to 0:12:27.910 --> 0:12:30.790 get boots on the ground to then turn around to 0:12:30.830 --> 0:12:36.030 Australia's most beloved people to go. Yeah, I'm 98% certain 0:12:36.030 --> 0:12:38.670 Andy Lee hasn't stolen your money here. Yes. And that's 0:12:38.670 --> 0:12:39.110 the level. 0:12:39.110 --> 0:12:40.990 Of 4000 actors to come. 0:12:41.470 --> 0:12:43.630 Well, we don't know because again, that's the thing of 0:12:43.630 --> 0:12:46.030 the Ponzi scheme. It seems good at the top and 0:12:46.030 --> 0:12:48.230 everyone's like, oh, look at all this payout that's going on. 0:12:48.230 --> 0:12:49.670 But then you go to buy a beer and there's 0:12:49.670 --> 0:12:51.310 no beer. It's like, I thought this was meant to 0:12:51.309 --> 0:12:52.030 be a park. 0:12:53.870 --> 0:12:56.990 That did good. That's why it's 98%. 0:12:59.309 --> 0:13:00.270 All right. Yes. 0:13:00.270 --> 0:13:01.430 Well, people can go check. 0:13:01.429 --> 0:13:02.230 Out old mates for. 0:13:02.230 --> 0:13:02.870 Themselves. 0:13:02.910 --> 0:13:04.990 Oh, yeah. Just give Andy plenty of warning, because he's 0:13:04.990 --> 0:13:07.270 going to rush in there and quickly set dress it 0:13:07.270 --> 0:13:09.550 as a bar game. 0:13:09.590 --> 0:13:13.070 The other thing that I and you have jumped in on, 0:13:13.070 --> 0:13:16.229 like to do when we're away, particularly in the USA, 0:13:16.270 --> 0:13:18.710 if we see any celebrities, we play a game called 0:13:18.710 --> 0:13:22.750 who Did I see? Yes. And we reveal different clues. 0:13:22.750 --> 0:13:24.630 And you guys normally have to guess who I saw. 0:13:24.670 --> 0:13:26.190 And I tell you where I saw them in the 0:13:26.190 --> 0:13:27.190 wild and what they were doing. 0:13:27.230 --> 0:13:29.390 Or me. Let's not forget who I saw in Denmark. 0:13:29.990 --> 0:13:30.430 I have. 0:13:30.429 --> 0:13:34.390 Forgotten. Oh, it's very forgettable. Bruce Springsteen's wife. 0:13:34.429 --> 0:13:34.910 That's right. 0:13:34.950 --> 0:13:36.069 Bruce Springsteen's. 0:13:36.110 --> 0:13:36.470 Wife. 0:13:36.630 --> 0:13:37.630 Patti Springsteen. 0:13:37.870 --> 0:13:40.829 Who is not a recognizable person, but. 0:13:40.870 --> 0:13:42.710 She is when you Google her. And it's exactly who 0:13:42.710 --> 0:13:43.910 I talked to in the lift. 0:13:45.190 --> 0:13:47.710 I told you that I've seen some people. You've then 0:13:47.710 --> 0:13:49.670 countered with, I also saw some people. 0:13:49.710 --> 0:13:51.230 I know, and I'm so happy to see some people, 0:13:51.270 --> 0:13:54.430 because usually you kind of have the, you know, you've 0:13:54.429 --> 0:13:56.830 got the lion's share. You go to LA. I didn't 0:13:56.830 --> 0:13:58.230 go to LA. I just sort of flew straight to 0:13:58.230 --> 0:14:01.070 New York. So and we did, you know, you and 0:14:01.070 --> 0:14:02.430 I obviously hung out for a lot of the time 0:14:02.429 --> 0:14:03.990 in New York, and I was terrified of seeing someone 0:14:03.990 --> 0:14:06.949 with you because I didn't want to waste my celebrity points. Yes. 0:14:06.990 --> 0:14:08.350 If we were together. 0:14:08.390 --> 0:14:09.709 We saw James Marsden together. 0:14:09.750 --> 0:14:11.670 We did see James Marsden. I was at the basketball, 0:14:11.670 --> 0:14:16.470 but it's still that still counts. Yes. So I've got two. 0:14:17.110 --> 0:14:20.030 I've got two goodies that luckily I didn't spot with you. 0:14:20.030 --> 0:14:22.270 So we're doing it to Jack. I guess we'll do it. 0:14:22.350 --> 0:14:24.990 Well, you don't know mine. So you can do. 0:14:24.990 --> 0:14:26.910 You can just play as normal. Yeah. Two rounds. 0:14:27.270 --> 0:14:27.670 Two rounds. 0:14:27.870 --> 0:14:31.070 But then, Jack, you can discern who saw the better people. 0:14:31.070 --> 0:14:34.070 And can I just ask this, Amy, is it is 0:14:34.070 --> 0:14:36.830 it a famous person's partner or wife? No. Or, you. 0:14:36.950 --> 0:14:38.910 Know, these are two global names that I saw. 0:14:39.150 --> 0:14:45.390 Okay. Let's play. Who did I see? Do you want 0:14:45.390 --> 0:14:46.710 to go first? You want me to go first? 0:14:47.190 --> 0:14:48.310 Uh, you go first. 0:14:49.270 --> 0:14:52.110 I reckon he's one of the most famous Michaels of 0:14:52.110 --> 0:14:52.990 all time. 0:14:53.350 --> 0:14:56.470 Michael fox. Michael J. Fox. Well, he's got it. 0:14:56.750 --> 0:15:00.390 Wow. And knows him as Michael Fox. And then remembered 0:15:00.390 --> 0:15:02.670 that we would know him as Michael J. Fox. 0:15:05.230 --> 0:15:06.550 Well done. Jack. 0:15:06.590 --> 0:15:09.190 I would have thought Michael Jordan would have come out 0:15:09.190 --> 0:15:11.870 of your mouth first. Hence I had. In order to 0:15:11.870 --> 0:15:14.270 see him again, I'd need in the same situation I'd need. 0:15:14.270 --> 0:15:16.230 His flux capacitor was going to be my next guess. 0:15:16.270 --> 0:15:16.790 That's good. 0:15:16.830 --> 0:15:20.270 I closely watch that on the weekend. Um, my. I 0:15:20.270 --> 0:15:22.270 was a little bit stumbled up there because I. I 0:15:22.310 --> 0:15:24.550 almost went for Jackson and then I went, no, no, 0:15:24.550 --> 0:15:27.790 he's he's widely believed to be dead. And I say 0:15:28.150 --> 0:15:32.550 and I say widely believed because, um, at Christmas time, 0:15:32.550 --> 0:15:34.910 one of the more interesting conversations I had with my 0:15:34.910 --> 0:15:37.030 mother in law, who I adore but who is prone 0:15:37.030 --> 0:15:40.430 to a conspiracy theory or two. Was about how she'd 0:15:40.430 --> 0:15:42.630 seen the footage of him walking out the back door 0:15:42.630 --> 0:15:44.750 of the morgue. Where he was taken. 0:15:45.870 --> 0:15:47.790 I've never even heard of that conspiracy before. 0:15:47.790 --> 0:15:52.150 It's out there, baby. So that's why my brain jammed 0:15:52.150 --> 0:15:54.390 a little bit. Because I was like Michael Jackson. No. 0:15:54.390 --> 0:15:58.190 He's dead. Oh, no. He's not. Oh, no, he is dead. 0:15:58.230 --> 0:16:01.150 Some believe him not to be Michael J. 0:16:01.190 --> 0:16:05.790 Fox leaving a restaurant as we were arriving, we cross paths. 0:16:05.790 --> 0:16:06.950 That is a great get. 0:16:07.310 --> 0:16:09.030 And that's a great one. That's a huge star. 0:16:09.070 --> 0:16:11.030 A little bit of. A little bit of Blake family trivia. Yeah. 0:16:11.030 --> 0:16:12.950 We watch back to the future on the weekend for 0:16:12.950 --> 0:16:16.630 the first time and yeah, hold holds up. What a. 0:16:16.630 --> 0:16:17.470 Film. All three. 0:16:17.510 --> 0:16:20.670 No. Well, got them excited for number one. And then the. 0:16:20.870 --> 0:16:22.910 Then I was like, guys, how's this? Number two is 0:16:22.910 --> 0:16:25.670 even better. I can't believe it. And Rudy goes is 0:16:25.670 --> 0:16:28.430 Biff in it? Yeah, he's in it. But he's not 0:16:28.470 --> 0:16:29.470 the main character. 0:16:30.790 --> 0:16:32.550 He gets pretty prominent in number. Does he? 0:16:32.550 --> 0:16:34.870 Does he really is. She really is talking a lot 0:16:34.870 --> 0:16:37.950 about before he hit home with her. Not so much 0:16:37.950 --> 0:16:38.990 Doc and Marty anyway. 0:16:38.990 --> 0:16:40.310 All right. Hame, over to you. 0:16:41.470 --> 0:16:48.350 Okay. Whilst beginning my career as a somewhat sorry, the 0:16:48.350 --> 0:16:50.950 pause sounds. I haven't written any of these. 0:16:51.230 --> 0:16:51.750 Hasn't written. 0:16:51.750 --> 0:16:52.070 Any of the. 0:16:52.070 --> 0:16:57.470 Clues. I'm just trying to. I just remembered we're meant 0:16:57.470 --> 0:17:01.950 to write clues. Whilst beginning my career as a somewhat 0:17:01.990 --> 0:17:08.750 niche reporter for the BBC, my documentaries and factual specials. 0:17:08.869 --> 0:17:10.390 Are you are Michael. 0:17:10.390 --> 0:17:10.710 Moore. 0:17:10.869 --> 0:17:12.310 Louis Theroux. Well done. 0:17:12.750 --> 0:17:13.230 Well done. 0:17:13.270 --> 0:17:16.270 So, Louis Theroux on a bus. Uh. 0:17:16.710 --> 0:17:17.310 On a bus. 0:17:17.750 --> 0:17:21.670 Connecting between, um, the bus that takes the passengers from 0:17:21.670 --> 0:17:23.429 the plane to the terminal at Dallas. 0:17:23.430 --> 0:17:23.750 Airport. 0:17:23.869 --> 0:17:25.390 Not a not a common man bus. 0:17:25.430 --> 0:17:25.830 No, no. 0:17:26.190 --> 0:17:28.190 Well, it was pretty common, man, I think. Um, I 0:17:28.190 --> 0:17:28.550 think there. 0:17:29.310 --> 0:17:30.550 There's no other way to get there. 0:17:30.710 --> 0:17:34.230 Yeah, there might be a limo, but I didn't take it. Um, yeah. No, sorry. 0:17:34.270 --> 0:17:37.109 I'm on the. Yeah, he was very close to me 0:17:37.150 --> 0:17:39.350 on the bus reading. No. 0:17:39.390 --> 0:17:41.070 And he doing. 0:17:41.109 --> 0:17:43.389 He's just sort of. And I was like. I sort 0:17:43.430 --> 0:17:46.790 of gave him a nod. There was parts where I 0:17:46.790 --> 0:17:49.149 was sort of looking at him like, you know, nodding 0:17:49.150 --> 0:17:51.670 big fan. He's probably 5 or 6 heads from me. 0:17:51.670 --> 0:17:54.389 So we couldn't have a conversation because they're pretty packed 0:17:54.390 --> 0:17:57.670 those buses. But he seemed a little taken aback that 0:17:57.670 --> 0:18:00.670 I was nodding and looking at him, but I am 0:18:01.270 --> 0:18:02.590 sure it was Louis Theroux. 0:18:09.670 --> 0:18:13.270 Oh, this is so easily, really easily. 0:18:13.310 --> 0:18:14.830 Luther is a pretty big name. 0:18:15.070 --> 0:18:18.950 Michael J Fox is a huge star. Also, you definitely 0:18:18.950 --> 0:18:22.429 saw Michael Jackson. I saw him, which adds extra points. 0:18:22.470 --> 0:18:25.150 I would be very surprised if this guy wasn't Louis Theroux, 0:18:25.190 --> 0:18:28.430 although you do wonder why was he flying Sydney to Dallas? 0:18:29.590 --> 0:18:30.190 We don't know. 0:18:30.230 --> 0:18:32.109 You do wonder. You do wonder that. 0:18:32.150 --> 0:18:33.629 Anyway, here's my second. 0:18:33.630 --> 0:18:33.870 One. 0:18:34.910 --> 0:18:37.710 He was a little south of his birth home of Canada. 0:18:38.150 --> 0:18:38.670 Hmm. 0:18:40.270 --> 0:18:40.709 Will I. 0:18:41.630 --> 0:18:42.909 Not? Will? I met Tom green. 0:18:42.950 --> 0:18:43.710 Tom Belushi? 0:18:44.070 --> 0:18:46.869 No, I didn't get no, I didn't. 0:18:46.869 --> 0:18:48.670 Get a famous Michael Mike Myers. 0:18:49.190 --> 0:18:51.670 No, I didn't get a sniff, but Hamish's dad would 0:18:51.710 --> 0:18:53.869 have thought my breath smells like lettuce. 0:18:54.030 --> 0:18:55.030 Justin Bieber. 0:18:58.030 --> 0:19:00.990 Wait, what's the lettuce reference? One of my. 0:19:00.990 --> 0:19:01.350 Dad's. 0:19:01.390 --> 0:19:01.910 Weird. 0:19:01.910 --> 0:19:04.510 Burns to Justin Bieber. We had this. 0:19:04.990 --> 0:19:06.429 When we did the ping pong match. 0:19:06.470 --> 0:19:09.629 Yeah, because Justin, I mean, God, let's see if I 0:19:09.630 --> 0:19:11.949 can remember why this happened. But for some reason, we're like, 0:19:11.950 --> 0:19:15.590 we're going to interview Justin Bieber, and then we're like, he, 0:19:16.109 --> 0:19:19.109 he he loves he loves table tennis and every at every. 0:19:19.590 --> 0:19:20.990 Table tennis into the interview. 0:19:21.030 --> 0:19:23.149 Exactly. They're like at every show he plays table tennis 0:19:23.150 --> 0:19:24.550 before he goes on. And he loves it. And so 0:19:24.550 --> 0:19:26.990 we're like, all right. Well my dad at the time 0:19:26.990 --> 0:19:30.550 was my stepmom's PA at a law firm and was 0:19:30.550 --> 0:19:33.790 running their intra office table tennis championships. I was like, 0:19:33.790 --> 0:19:36.990 my dad is actually decent at table tennis. Let's get 0:19:37.190 --> 0:19:41.470 Justin versus my dad in an Australian Canadian table tennis Cup. 0:19:41.510 --> 0:19:43.310 Dad had no idea who he was. Kept calling him 0:19:43.310 --> 0:19:44.070 Jason Bieber. 0:19:46.310 --> 0:19:48.190 And Justin Bieber. At one point. 0:19:48.910 --> 0:19:52.350 Bieber came in eating subway and and just like, had 0:19:52.350 --> 0:19:54.550 a lot of swagger about him and was just you'd 0:19:54.590 --> 0:19:56.910 have to say objectively, if you didn't know that was 0:19:56.950 --> 0:20:00.109 Justin Bieber, you go, this guy looks pretty bored. And 0:20:00.109 --> 0:20:02.830 so was just chatting to dad and continued eating a 0:20:02.830 --> 0:20:03.550 foot long. 0:20:03.590 --> 0:20:05.590 And he said at one point he said, well, we 0:20:05.590 --> 0:20:07.830 were saying like, can we please just get some kind 0:20:07.830 --> 0:20:10.470 of rivalry going? And he said, bring it on, old man. 0:20:10.510 --> 0:20:13.670 And your dad went to go and jibe back and said, yeah, well, 0:20:13.670 --> 0:20:15.110 your breath smells like lettuce. 0:20:16.070 --> 0:20:17.629 More confusing than anything. 0:20:18.630 --> 0:20:20.590 It's the least smelly food. 0:20:21.470 --> 0:20:23.310 Yeah, it's a very neutral food. 0:20:24.190 --> 0:20:25.550 Um, anyway. Bieber. 0:20:25.590 --> 0:20:26.510 That's great. Where'd you see. 0:20:26.510 --> 0:20:30.629 Him? Japanese restaurant um in LA. On my way to 0:20:30.670 --> 0:20:33.070 the toilet, he was at a obviously a very good 0:20:33.310 --> 0:20:36.230 round table with just his mates wearing a beanie very 0:20:36.230 --> 0:20:38.590 high on his head. I was in a tent in 0:20:38.590 --> 0:20:41.430 the car park for overflow patrons. 0:20:41.950 --> 0:20:42.270 Were you. 0:20:42.270 --> 0:20:43.350 Really? Yeah. 0:20:43.430 --> 0:20:44.390 The common tent? 0:20:44.670 --> 0:20:47.270 Yeah. Beck was very disappointed. We booked the restaurant knowing 0:20:47.270 --> 0:20:49.229 it's a good one. And, um. Turns out. 0:20:49.550 --> 0:20:50.470 Tent in the car park. 0:20:50.510 --> 0:20:52.790 That was going through renovations, and we ended up in 0:20:52.790 --> 0:20:53.590 the tent. In the. 0:20:53.590 --> 0:20:55.870 Car. Was it a good tent? Like a yurt or a. 0:20:55.910 --> 0:20:57.350 No, no, no, no. 0:20:57.350 --> 0:20:58.669 It was not even a standard. 0:20:58.790 --> 0:21:00.710 Could have got it from Harry's wife. 0:21:00.750 --> 0:21:01.870 Oh, so more like a marquee. 0:21:01.869 --> 0:21:04.750 It was just a white marquee. Yeah. Um. 0:21:04.790 --> 0:21:07.470 Of which you were still allowed to use the inside toilets. 0:21:07.470 --> 0:21:08.950 You didn't have a portal or something. 0:21:11.150 --> 0:21:11.510 So you. 0:21:11.510 --> 0:21:14.070 Had. You were allowed inside to see what better people could. 0:21:14.070 --> 0:21:16.630 Prices were the same, which I would also. 0:21:16.750 --> 0:21:20.550 You haven't applied the car park discount. Okay, let's see 0:21:20.550 --> 0:21:27.590 if I can knock off Justin Bieber. Walking through Tribeca, 0:21:27.630 --> 0:21:31.149 a well known trendy neighborhood in New York City, home 0:21:31.150 --> 0:21:35.910 to both Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Robert De Niro, all three 0:21:35.910 --> 0:21:38.469 of them not in the same house. But that's the 0:21:38.470 --> 0:21:41.590 kind of people that live in. Yeah, yeah, to say, 0:21:41.590 --> 0:21:44.470 but Robert De Niro's not there. Kooky. Um, you know, 0:21:44.510 --> 0:21:48.110 spare room guy? Yeah. From what I understand, everyone's doing fine. 0:21:48.109 --> 0:21:50.870 And they got their own places. Who should I see 0:21:51.030 --> 0:21:56.989 strolling along? But none other than this actor with an 0:21:56.990 --> 0:22:02.190 amazing IMDb. Uh, spanning dozens and dozens of films. He's 0:22:02.190 --> 0:22:06.149 perhaps best known to this generation as a key character 0:22:06.150 --> 0:22:07.590 on Game of Thrones. 0:22:07.990 --> 0:22:08.270 Ooh. 0:22:08.790 --> 0:22:14.550 Playing a Lannister nicknamed the imp, he is of. 0:22:14.750 --> 0:22:15.710 Ah, Peter Dinklage. 0:22:15.990 --> 0:22:18.590 Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage. 0:22:18.630 --> 0:22:19.470 Well done. 0:22:19.510 --> 0:22:22.710 Game of Thrones and a global superstar. Yes, but. 0:22:23.230 --> 0:22:24.510 It's no beaver. 0:22:24.550 --> 0:22:28.510 It's no beaver. And my first thought was he does 0:22:28.510 --> 0:22:29.990 look taller. Off screen. 0:22:31.070 --> 0:22:32.030 Oh, they make him shorter. 0:22:32.470 --> 0:22:33.350 Peter Dinklage. 0:22:35.350 --> 0:22:35.590 Oh. 0:22:36.190 --> 0:22:37.630 Just a regular person. 0:22:39.310 --> 0:22:42.750 I look. To me, I was like, that is dead set, 0:22:42.790 --> 0:22:47.270 Peter Dinklage. But you can't deny he's quiet. He's not 0:22:47.270 --> 0:22:48.910 as short as I thought he was. 0:22:49.670 --> 0:22:51.110 What do you mean, he is? 0:22:51.630 --> 0:22:53.310 Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but it was. He 0:22:53.310 --> 0:22:54.110 was his face. 0:22:57.230 --> 0:22:58.550 And he wins hands down. 0:22:58.750 --> 0:23:07.429 Really? And, I mean, it's been a been a big summer. 0:23:07.430 --> 0:23:11.550 And if you think people have been out there 24 0:23:11.550 --> 0:23:15.429 over seven, um, 12 weeks of mandated break, just pure 0:23:15.470 --> 0:23:18.590 pleasing you. They haven't they haven't just been pleasing you. 0:23:18.630 --> 0:23:20.790 They've been upsetting you as well. And it's time to 0:23:20.790 --> 0:23:28.710 check in with them. Everything is neat and practical. Cause 0:23:28.710 --> 0:23:35.230 that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset, Andy. God, 0:23:35.230 --> 0:23:38.030 there's some crackers that have been coming in. There's an 0:23:38.030 --> 0:23:40.150 upset Andy going on in my house at the moment, 0:23:40.150 --> 0:23:43.470 which you just on a day to day basis you'd 0:23:43.470 --> 0:23:45.909 sympathise with. So, you know, if you and I were married, Andy. 0:23:45.950 --> 0:23:48.990 Of which there would be some upsides. I'm not lying. Um. 0:23:49.030 --> 0:23:50.830 I think we'd have a great time if we were married. 0:23:50.869 --> 0:23:52.150 You know, physically. 0:23:52.190 --> 0:23:53.510 What's the biggest upside? 0:23:53.550 --> 0:23:57.230 Oh, just same wavelength, like golf. Just very relaxed. 0:23:57.470 --> 0:23:57.910 Yeah. 0:23:58.950 --> 0:24:03.030 Just super duper relaxed with calendars and stuff like. Yeah, sure. 0:24:03.030 --> 0:24:04.950 What do you want to do, mate? I'm just going 0:24:04.950 --> 0:24:07.030 to take off for a few days. Take five. I 0:24:07.030 --> 0:24:10.949 don't care. I'm not saying it would be, you know, 0:24:10.990 --> 0:24:13.150 but if we were married, there'd be other, obviously other issues. 0:24:13.150 --> 0:24:15.510 And I'd. You know, I'm very happy with the choice 0:24:15.510 --> 0:24:18.669 I've made. And so but at the moment we're going 0:24:18.670 --> 0:24:21.820 to in in six weeks time or so. We're going 0:24:21.820 --> 0:24:24.780 to Africa. We're going to Uganda, right as a family. 0:24:24.820 --> 0:24:28.419 Big trip. To go to Uganda, you need yellow. Yeah. 0:24:28.460 --> 0:24:30.740 And somehow it's fallen to me. I'm in charge of 0:24:30.780 --> 0:24:32.700 getting the family's vaccinations. 0:24:32.740 --> 0:24:33.100 Wow. 0:24:33.260 --> 0:24:35.580 Like yellow fever. You need to get into the country, 0:24:36.180 --> 0:24:41.740 and I'm organizing the visas. You would not be enjoying 0:24:41.780 --> 0:24:46.940 my updates. Of which kid has had what? Where we're 0:24:46.980 --> 0:24:48.620 at with the visa process. 0:24:48.780 --> 0:24:49.180 No. 0:24:49.420 --> 0:24:52.060 Lost the email? Don't worry. No, I am going to 0:24:52.060 --> 0:24:52.780 talk to the travel. 0:24:52.780 --> 0:24:55.140 Agent when we get to the airport. If I persist. 0:24:55.140 --> 0:24:56.620 With you doing that. 0:24:56.660 --> 0:24:59.699 I'm going to prove myself worthy. But the downside of 0:24:59.740 --> 0:25:04.300 getting the Ugandan visa wrong is us all at an 0:25:04.300 --> 0:25:07.140 airport in Uganda with them going, you're not coming in. 0:25:07.820 --> 0:25:10.459 Yeah, because it only takes one to be wrong as well. Yep. 0:25:11.180 --> 0:25:13.100 If it's mine, that's wrong and theirs is right, I 0:25:13.100 --> 0:25:14.260 think they'll go on without me. 0:25:15.740 --> 0:25:18.820 Speaking of upset Andy's and travel based. I saw a 0:25:18.820 --> 0:25:21.860 guy at the airport and one of his clasps on 0:25:21.859 --> 0:25:25.899 his bag, you know, wasn't clicking in, you know, to 0:25:25.940 --> 0:25:28.859 lock it. And I went, oh, I'll mail you. Your 0:25:28.859 --> 0:25:30.859 bags unclipped. And he went, oh yeah. 0:25:31.220 --> 0:25:32.260 Yeah, we did have a zip. 0:25:32.300 --> 0:25:33.780 Just walked off, you know, like. 0:25:33.900 --> 0:25:36.060 Sending it through the airplane. 0:25:36.060 --> 0:25:36.380 To send. 0:25:36.380 --> 0:25:37.900 It off. Checked baggage, checked baggage. 0:25:37.940 --> 0:25:39.899 And it just didn't have the clip thing. 0:25:40.420 --> 0:25:40.780 And I'm like. 0:25:40.780 --> 0:25:42.500 Oh, mate, the bag's unclipped. And he's like, oh yeah. 0:25:42.660 --> 0:25:44.620 And he just looked at me like, oh yeah, mate, whatever. 0:25:44.940 --> 0:25:47.100 And I almost wanted to chase it down the conveyor 0:25:47.100 --> 0:25:50.139 belt just to clip it in. I wanted to go. 0:25:50.500 --> 0:25:52.340 Hang on. Is it is it? It must be broken. 0:25:52.380 --> 0:25:54.580 But it didn't seem broken. It seemed like a perfectly 0:25:54.580 --> 0:25:58.139 new bag. It just seemed like he didn't care for it. 0:25:58.460 --> 0:25:59.820 And that made me angry. 0:25:59.859 --> 0:26:01.740 He would have been fine. He would have been fine. 0:26:01.780 --> 0:26:03.580 And God bless these people that are out there because 0:26:03.580 --> 0:26:05.900 we don't have time to check every class, man. You know, 0:26:05.900 --> 0:26:07.540 he's got time for this kind of stuff. We live 0:26:07.540 --> 0:26:10.780 in fast and loose. John. Ahoy to you. 0:26:11.300 --> 0:26:13.740 Ahoy, boys. And, uh, happy birthday, Andy. Hope you had 0:26:13.740 --> 0:26:15.820 a good party over in New York as well. Looked, uh, 0:26:15.859 --> 0:26:16.700 looked a hoot. 0:26:16.820 --> 0:26:17.300 He did. 0:26:17.340 --> 0:26:21.740 He did. Mandatory hats for everyone. Hey, John, is this 0:26:21.740 --> 0:26:23.300 you or someone else that you know? 0:26:23.340 --> 0:26:26.220 This is. This is someone else I work with. Okay, so. 0:26:26.220 --> 0:26:27.500 You're a bit more like me, John. 0:26:27.540 --> 0:26:31.060 I'm very like you. I'm very regimented. Organized. I like 0:26:31.060 --> 0:26:33.700 things in place, process. But, um, my colleague. 0:26:33.700 --> 0:26:35.060 Get you to do some visas for. 0:26:35.060 --> 0:26:35.260 Me. 0:26:36.460 --> 0:26:37.780 If you've got a bit of time. 0:26:38.859 --> 0:26:42.060 Happily, happily. Send it through. But, um. No, uh, let's 0:26:42.060 --> 0:26:44.180 just call her Izzy. And this is the lady I 0:26:44.180 --> 0:26:47.340 work with. Um, her and her friends. Whenever they go 0:26:47.340 --> 0:26:49.980 to a sporting game or a concert or something like that. 0:26:50.180 --> 0:26:52.540 And there's a group of, say, 10 to 15 of them. 0:26:53.100 --> 0:26:55.900 One person will buy all the tickets in bulk. And 0:26:55.900 --> 0:26:59.380 then instead of allocating them one by one to each person, 0:26:59.740 --> 0:27:02.540 bang group, dump all the tickets, all in all in 0:27:02.540 --> 0:27:05.620 a group chat. And then everyone kind of just is 0:27:05.619 --> 0:27:07.980 a free for all for tickets. So the first person 0:27:07.980 --> 0:27:11.380 that goes through is is fine because you know they're fine. 0:27:11.380 --> 0:27:13.900 But the last person he's at the gate, you know, 0:27:13.940 --> 0:27:18.419 scanning one ticket declined. Second decline all the way to 0:27:18.460 --> 0:27:20.460 the 15th. Yeah, it sounds like a treat. 0:27:20.660 --> 0:27:23.100 How fun. I mean, imagine how fun you are if 0:27:23.100 --> 0:27:25.179 you find out you're number 15 and you got it 0:27:25.180 --> 0:27:27.260 on the first hit you've had, you've had a fun 0:27:27.260 --> 0:27:29.420 little win. You're like, guys, I hit a 15 to 0:27:29.420 --> 0:27:32.900 1 shot before I even got in to see Bruno Mars. 0:27:32.940 --> 0:27:33.660 Hey, John. 0:27:33.700 --> 0:27:34.100 Yeah. 0:27:34.380 --> 0:27:37.580 By comparison, I'm normally the one that's getting the tickets 0:27:37.580 --> 0:27:43.420 for everybody downloaded, saved, named, then sent individually. 0:27:43.420 --> 0:27:43.980 To people. 0:27:44.020 --> 0:27:46.620 On the same. On the same. Saved in a Google drive. 0:27:46.660 --> 0:27:49.500 It's all labeled all everything. But thank you guys. Hopefully 0:27:49.500 --> 0:27:50.460 you had a hoot out of. 0:27:50.460 --> 0:27:50.740 That. 0:27:52.540 --> 0:27:53.060 John. 0:27:53.260 --> 0:27:53.780 Self wrap. 0:27:53.820 --> 0:27:54.100 Up. 0:27:54.300 --> 0:27:57.220 He's out. He's got stuff to do. Hey um Geordie 0:27:57.340 --> 0:28:01.060 Geordie man he's a man. He's got some Geordie ahoy 0:28:01.060 --> 0:28:01.500 to you. 0:28:01.859 --> 0:28:02.820 Um, how are you boys. 0:28:02.859 --> 0:28:05.420 Yeah, very good mate. Uh, something to upset Andy. 0:28:05.940 --> 0:28:11.060 Well, while you guys were over, um, lobbying international governments 0:28:11.060 --> 0:28:13.020 about the fake mandated break. No. 0:28:13.020 --> 0:28:15.740 No fake. Hang on. No, no, that's. 0:28:15.940 --> 0:28:17.859 That's fake news. They've obviously got to you. 0:28:19.340 --> 0:28:22.540 I checked with elbow. Elbow said free country. Do what 0:28:22.540 --> 0:28:22.980 you want. 0:28:23.100 --> 0:28:26.139 Yeah. He's actually trying to rap hard for votes at 0:28:26.140 --> 0:28:26.860 the moment. He'll say. 0:28:26.859 --> 0:28:27.300 Anything. 0:28:28.180 --> 0:28:28.979 Election year. 0:28:30.300 --> 0:28:32.619 Um, but anyway. Yeah. During the mandated break. Yeah. 0:28:32.660 --> 0:28:34.980 Well, while back in Australia, back in Melbourne, there was 0:28:35.020 --> 0:28:38.260 a series of a couple of little heatwaves and I 0:28:38.260 --> 0:28:42.620 had a wet pile of washing. I don't have a dryer. Um, 0:28:42.660 --> 0:28:45.300 so I just took it all out in one big lump. Uh, 0:28:45.300 --> 0:28:47.580 threw it on the on the washing line, and it's 0:28:47.580 --> 0:28:50.460 40 degrees and sort of. You've of 11. I figured 0:28:50.460 --> 0:28:51.820 it's going to get dry at some point. 0:28:52.420 --> 0:28:52.820 Hang on. 0:28:52.860 --> 0:28:55.740 So it was just a big old ball. Like a 0:28:55.900 --> 0:28:57.740 like an enormous spitball. 0:28:57.940 --> 0:28:59.500 It would have steamed. 0:28:59.500 --> 0:29:00.180 The clothes. 0:29:00.180 --> 0:29:02.860 On the inside. It would have been like manure. 0:29:02.980 --> 0:29:07.140 And that would have kept the outside fresh. Did it work, Jordie? 0:29:07.220 --> 0:29:09.340 It was fresh as a daisy came out. It was 0:29:09.340 --> 0:29:10.900 like it had just been at the dry cleaners. 0:29:10.940 --> 0:29:14.020 Yeah, I believe that, Julie. Well done. I think that 0:29:14.020 --> 0:29:16.900 people go way too far with the gotta peg it here, 0:29:16.940 --> 0:29:19.700 gotta stretch it out. It's gonna dry. Let just the 0:29:19.700 --> 0:29:20.900 air will do its job. 0:29:20.940 --> 0:29:21.300 No. 0:29:21.460 --> 0:29:24.860 Get a system taken down. Big clothesline. You know who 0:29:25.140 --> 0:29:28.660 is taking down big Peg? Pegs the peg. Industry. Want 0:29:28.700 --> 0:29:31.300 us to think we need 100 of them? We clearly don't. 0:29:31.340 --> 0:29:34.140 We just need the clothesline and the willingness to drop 0:29:34.140 --> 0:29:36.300 it all in one load and a 40 degree day. 0:29:36.940 --> 0:29:39.580 Think about the environment. No tags, no plastic. 0:29:39.700 --> 0:29:40.700 Thank you. Jordy. 0:29:41.260 --> 0:29:45.860 That's disgusting. Um. Ben. Ben, do you think you might 0:29:45.860 --> 0:29:46.980 have something to upset me? 0:29:47.220 --> 0:29:50.700 I think you'll actually probably like this one, Andy, because 0:29:50.700 --> 0:29:53.620 I know you love efficiency and saving money, so hang on. 0:29:53.660 --> 0:29:55.940 Be honest. How many minutes do you reckon Andy wastes 0:29:55.940 --> 0:29:58.780 per week measuring out half a grain of rice worth 0:29:58.780 --> 0:30:00.860 of toothpaste. Toothbrush? 0:30:00.900 --> 0:30:02.660 Yeah, we saw him when he bought it in those 0:30:02.700 --> 0:30:04.180 that time a couple of years ago and said, this 0:30:04.180 --> 0:30:06.820 is how much I put on. It was microscopic. 0:30:07.100 --> 0:30:09.460 As proven by dentists. All you need. 0:30:09.860 --> 0:30:12.820 Yeah. So, mate, I reckon he'd be wasting half an 0:30:12.820 --> 0:30:13.620 hour a week. 0:30:13.660 --> 0:30:15.780 You'd still be on that same tube that we did 0:30:15.780 --> 0:30:17.340 the test two years ago. 0:30:17.380 --> 0:30:19.860 Nah. Beck. Beck fiend for it. She goes double. And 0:30:19.860 --> 0:30:23.660 then often this little insight, for some reason, we've got 0:30:23.660 --> 0:30:24.979 this thing where one of us in the shower and 0:30:24.980 --> 0:30:28.540 one of them's out we go. Can I have a treat? Oh, 0:30:29.060 --> 0:30:30.340 this is weird. 0:30:31.900 --> 0:30:33.300 Can I have it? This is worse than I'm a 0:30:33.340 --> 0:30:34.020 little boy. 0:30:34.380 --> 0:30:36.300 What's. What's the treat? To brush your teeth? 0:30:36.420 --> 0:30:39.740 And it's. It's. The other person will put toothpaste on that, 0:30:39.740 --> 0:30:42.260 and you get to brush your teeth in the shower. That's. 0:30:42.260 --> 0:30:44.820 I know it's stupid. That's the treat. That's the treat. 0:30:45.060 --> 0:30:52.900 What a hoot. Don't you know it's awesome? I'm thinking 0:30:52.900 --> 0:30:55.140 of a birthday present at the moment. That's a great one. 0:30:55.220 --> 0:30:56.300 Got a little treat for you. 0:30:57.260 --> 0:30:58.900 So Beck said the other day. Can I have a treat? 0:30:58.900 --> 0:31:01.100 I put my amount of toothpaste on and gave it 0:31:01.100 --> 0:31:02.580 to her. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's 0:31:02.580 --> 0:31:04.540 not enough. I said. It actually is. We discussed in 0:31:04.540 --> 0:31:05.420 the podcast dentist. 0:31:05.460 --> 0:31:08.740 What a treat. A treat with conditions. Just do a 0:31:08.740 --> 0:31:15.940 squashed frog like everyone else. Sorry. Anyway, we're getting off 0:31:15.940 --> 0:31:19.420 topic here. Okay, Ben? Yeah. What's what's your toothpaste tactic? 0:31:19.980 --> 0:31:23.340 And I've got a simple solution for that exact problem 0:31:23.340 --> 0:31:25.740 where you've forgot the toothpaste in the shower. So once 0:31:25.740 --> 0:31:28.980 a month, you just squirt the entire tube of toothpaste 0:31:28.980 --> 0:31:31.900 just along your bathroom vanity. And just the last little 0:31:31.940 --> 0:31:34.220 bit that's left in the tube, you just put that 0:31:34.220 --> 0:31:36.940 on the little soap holder in your shower, and then 0:31:36.940 --> 0:31:39.460 twice a day you're walking past, you're brushing your teeth. 0:31:39.460 --> 0:31:40.700 You just take a little swipe. 0:31:42.740 --> 0:31:43.580 Brush your teeth. 0:31:44.220 --> 0:31:46.340 And if you've forgotten it in the shower while it's there, 0:31:46.340 --> 0:31:48.500 ready on your soap. Soap holder. 0:31:48.660 --> 0:31:49.500 You've got the portable. 0:31:49.660 --> 0:31:50.780 You don't actually do that. 0:31:51.220 --> 0:31:52.500 You don't actually do that. 0:31:52.540 --> 0:31:53.220 You squirt. 0:31:53.220 --> 0:31:53.540 Out. 0:31:54.020 --> 0:31:56.340 I've run the numbers on this. It saves you two 0:31:56.340 --> 0:31:58.540 minutes a week. And so Andy, at your hourly rate 0:31:58.540 --> 0:32:01.220 of a thousand an hour, that's an hour 45 saved 0:32:01.700 --> 0:32:05.219 a year. So that's 1700 net. And then minus the 0:32:05.220 --> 0:32:08.740 200 extra you're paying on toothpaste, you're coming out 1500 ahead. 0:32:08.780 --> 0:32:11.980 That's 1500 bucks that you're missing out on per year. 0:32:12.460 --> 0:32:13.140 So what? 0:32:13.300 --> 0:32:15.780 What happens to the toothpaste? And by day, like 20? Yeah. 0:32:15.820 --> 0:32:16.780 Is it a bit dry? 0:32:16.860 --> 0:32:17.500 Go dry. 0:32:17.660 --> 0:32:20.340 Oh, yeah. But that just adds to the texture of 0:32:20.340 --> 0:32:23.060 the brushing. You ever been to the dentist? And they 0:32:23.060 --> 0:32:25.460 use the fine, granular sort of stuff in the little. 0:32:25.700 --> 0:32:27.100 Yeah. The polish. Yeah. 0:32:27.220 --> 0:32:29.020 It elevates it to dental quality. 0:32:30.700 --> 0:32:31.700 That's just the old stuff. 0:32:32.580 --> 0:32:34.340 A few hairs add to the flossing. 0:32:35.100 --> 0:32:38.180 What about all the other stuff that happens in the bathroom? Like, because, 0:32:38.220 --> 0:32:40.060 you know, a lot of a lot of stuff happens 0:32:40.060 --> 0:32:41.979 in there, and you see those things like, you know, 0:32:41.980 --> 0:32:44.140 on TikTok and Instagram about. No. But even just like 0:32:44.140 --> 0:32:47.140 when you flush the toilet, like, oh, yeah, aerosols that 0:32:47.140 --> 0:32:49.100 get puffed up into the air. 0:32:49.140 --> 0:32:52.020 Andy would be the only man in Australia that repackages 0:32:52.020 --> 0:32:55.260 his toothbrush into the little plastic case that it came 0:32:55.260 --> 0:32:56.500 in when he bought it each night. 0:32:56.700 --> 0:32:59.340 So I only do that when I'm travelling and. 0:32:59.340 --> 0:33:00.020 Say, let it, let. 0:33:00.020 --> 0:33:00.900 It fly, let it. 0:33:00.900 --> 0:33:02.820 Fly. One of the more. 0:33:03.220 --> 0:33:06.100 Audacious toothpaste tactics the world has ever seen. 0:33:06.100 --> 0:33:06.180 Saying. 0:33:13.340 --> 0:33:15.860 Guys, tell me whether you think I'm being unreasonable. 0:33:16.780 --> 0:33:17.260 No way. 0:33:18.980 --> 0:33:21.060 Beck and I were staying at Crown at the in 0:33:21.060 --> 0:33:24.540 the city for a function. Right? The hotel and Beck 0:33:24.540 --> 0:33:27.300 was off getting ready, hair and makeup. And I was 0:33:27.300 --> 0:33:29.900 watching the cricket in the room, and I got a 0:33:29.900 --> 0:33:34.060 text from her stylist. Just says, are you in the room? 0:33:34.100 --> 0:33:37.340 Are you in your room? Mhm. All right. Yes. He 0:33:37.340 --> 0:33:39.260 went great cos I'd like to come up and do 0:33:39.260 --> 0:33:39.740 a poo. 0:33:41.500 --> 0:33:43.780 Who wouldn't. And I said it's a wonderful hotel. 0:33:43.820 --> 0:33:46.220 I said no no. 0:33:46.740 --> 0:33:48.500 Has he got access to other toilets. 0:33:48.540 --> 0:33:50.660 Well I said no you can't. He's like I'm busting. 0:33:50.700 --> 0:33:52.460 I said, well go to the lobby. And he said, 0:33:52.460 --> 0:33:56.580 the lobby's public. It's like, well, a hotel rooms public like. 0:33:56.900 --> 0:33:59.260 And a lobby, a crown like that's, that's it's not 0:33:59.260 --> 0:34:01.180 a public toilet on the street. It's going to be 0:34:01.180 --> 0:34:02.060 a nice toilet. 0:34:02.100 --> 0:34:04.580 He said yeah. Great. There. The lobby hotel. Yeah. The 0:34:04.580 --> 0:34:05.660 lobby toilets are great there. 0:34:05.700 --> 0:34:07.620 Yeah. So he says top. 0:34:07.620 --> 0:34:07.900 Top. 0:34:07.900 --> 0:34:08.300 Notch. 0:34:08.500 --> 0:34:10.380 Or the casino floor or go to the. Yeah, go 0:34:10.380 --> 0:34:11.060 to the gym. 0:34:11.100 --> 0:34:12.259 Yeah, there's plenty. 0:34:12.260 --> 0:34:13.140 Of options. 0:34:13.340 --> 0:34:16.500 He said. You're being unreasonable. Just let me come up 0:34:16.500 --> 0:34:19.380 and do a poo in your hotel toilet. But hotel toilets, 0:34:19.380 --> 0:34:20.980 they've got adjoining doors. They're like. 0:34:21.540 --> 0:34:24.340 It's like doing it in the bedroom. Hotel toilets are. 0:34:24.580 --> 0:34:26.820 It's all one room. Let's be honest. It's a glass 0:34:26.820 --> 0:34:29.100 door smell. Doesn't respect a glass door. 0:34:29.140 --> 0:34:31.260 Yeah, especially if you're in the room. Yeah. 0:34:31.580 --> 0:34:33.899 So I said no. And he. And he's like. 0:34:33.900 --> 0:34:37.500 Mate, as someone that I have to schedule my hotel 0:34:37.700 --> 0:34:41.620 bowel movements so carefully as, like someone when you're on 0:34:41.620 --> 0:34:44.700 holidays or whatever with so like real like I rarely 0:34:44.700 --> 0:34:46.340 would I even go in the room. 0:34:46.380 --> 0:34:47.500 No, I'm a lobby guy. 0:34:48.500 --> 0:34:50.180 I think I've even talked about it before on the podcast, 0:34:50.180 --> 0:34:51.859 like we were on holidays one time and there was 0:34:51.860 --> 0:34:55.020 a gang of us, like a gang of men husbands 0:34:55.020 --> 0:34:57.819 that we realized after breakfast every morning. We were all 0:34:57.860 --> 0:35:01.779 meeting at the pool toilets because we knew what we were, 0:35:01.780 --> 0:35:04.220 knew we weren't welcome to go back to the room 0:35:04.219 --> 0:35:07.020 after having 3 or 4 Greek coffees or whatever, and 0:35:07.020 --> 0:35:08.700 we're like, oh, I know what's going on here. We're 0:35:08.739 --> 0:35:11.620 all the same blokes that have just gone for a 0:35:11.620 --> 0:35:13.340 walk before we go back to the room. 0:35:13.739 --> 0:35:17.779 Yes. So I say, no, where are you now? He 0:35:17.780 --> 0:35:20.540 writes back. I'm in Carrie Bickmore's room. He was doing 0:35:20.540 --> 0:35:21.580 her dress, darling. 0:35:21.820 --> 0:35:22.219 Yeah, right. 0:35:22.219 --> 0:35:23.860 And I said, well, do a poo in her room. 0:35:23.900 --> 0:35:27.300 Yeah, drop one a bit more. Sorry. On her account? Yeah. 0:35:30.300 --> 0:35:33.860 He writes. No. So I wrote back. I'll ask her 0:35:34.180 --> 0:35:38.020 and then waited. 30s wrote. I've just texted her. She 0:35:38.020 --> 0:35:43.620 said yes. She said, don't be weird about it though. 0:35:43.660 --> 0:35:45.220 And just just go in there. 0:35:45.260 --> 0:35:49.300 Don't don't mention this conversation. She'd actually like you to. Yes. 0:35:50.060 --> 0:35:54.219 I still don't know to this day whether that's happened. 0:35:54.820 --> 0:35:56.660 Well, he didn't come to you, didn't he? 0:35:56.700 --> 0:35:57.420 That was the end of the. 0:35:58.060 --> 0:36:00.540 Yeah. Odds are it probably happened in her room. 0:36:00.540 --> 0:36:03.140 And he probably just gave her some kind of silent nod. 0:36:04.420 --> 0:36:07.140 That's not addressing it verbally. 0:36:07.580 --> 0:36:10.660 I hope he just said, okay, you're all finished. You know, whatever. Like, 0:36:10.660 --> 0:36:14.219 here's the last zip. Yeah. And then went when did 0:36:14.219 --> 0:36:16.900 his business came out and just quietly said to her, 0:36:17.100 --> 0:36:21.060 all done. And to this day, she's like, why did 0:36:21.060 --> 0:36:24.460 he do that? Why did he do that? Got your 0:36:24.460 --> 0:36:25.660 message all done. 0:36:30.420 --> 0:36:35.300 And first show back of the year. And, um, last year, 0:36:35.660 --> 0:36:39.540 the show ended with a triumph. Um, for one Jack post. 0:36:39.580 --> 0:36:42.660 A lot of people have been emailing us direct messages 0:36:42.660 --> 0:36:45.500 about an update on this, but if you missed it 0:36:45.540 --> 0:36:48.380 and you first new to the show, welcome by all means. 0:36:48.380 --> 0:36:49.740 But here's a little recap. 0:36:50.860 --> 0:36:54.380 Previously on the Hamish and Andy podcast. 0:36:54.700 --> 0:36:55.900 I want a golf cart. 0:36:55.940 --> 0:36:58.020 Not like the one that you drive. The one that 0:36:58.020 --> 0:36:58.580 you remote. 0:36:58.580 --> 0:36:59.500 The one that you drive. 0:36:59.540 --> 0:36:59.820 Golf. 0:36:59.820 --> 0:37:01.660 Buggy? No. The one that you drive. 0:37:01.700 --> 0:37:03.939 Jack. They're like 15 grand, aren't they? 0:37:03.980 --> 0:37:05.339 We will look into this for you. 0:37:05.860 --> 0:37:08.500 Hey, Andy, it's Andrew from Club Car here. We'd love 0:37:08.500 --> 0:37:10.940 to help out with the golf cart. We'd only be 0:37:10.980 --> 0:37:14.340 able to provide one load due to expense, but hopefully 0:37:14.340 --> 0:37:15.420 you can understand that. 0:37:15.420 --> 0:37:18.459 I would be happy to accept one golf cart. And 0:37:18.460 --> 0:37:27.180 for you guys to not get one. Yes. Brutal. 0:37:27.500 --> 0:37:30.379 We saw a man stabbed two people in the back 0:37:30.380 --> 0:37:34.740 at the same time, which is difficult, requiring both hands. Yeah. 0:37:35.020 --> 0:37:37.460 Why did we let him back there with so many knives? 0:37:37.700 --> 0:37:41.060 But he got us. And he had nothing but the 0:37:41.060 --> 0:37:44.260 dreams of driving a golf cart in his. In his eyes. 0:37:44.420 --> 0:37:46.219 Number one thing I've been asked over the break is. 0:37:46.260 --> 0:37:46.780 Me too. 0:37:47.020 --> 0:37:49.340 How's Jack going with his golf cart? Um. 0:37:49.980 --> 0:37:51.660 It was club car and in golf and utility that 0:37:51.660 --> 0:37:54.820 came out and said, yes, we'll do that for Jack. Jack. 0:37:55.540 --> 0:37:58.859 I then text you the next day after and said, hey, 0:37:58.900 --> 0:38:00.739 the guys are ready to deliver it probably in the 0:38:00.739 --> 0:38:03.660 next week or so. When's convenient for you? And there 0:38:03.660 --> 0:38:06.180 was a long stall ham. And then I got a 0:38:06.180 --> 0:38:09.180 text message from Jack saying, can I call you to 0:38:09.219 --> 0:38:11.500 talk about this? So I was like, oh, is he 0:38:11.500 --> 0:38:13.739 going to ask what color, what kind of leather that 0:38:13.739 --> 0:38:15.339 is the seats like? 0:38:15.380 --> 0:38:18.299 Because where we left off, there was a boy giddy 0:38:18.620 --> 0:38:22.420 with excitement, even even in the face of logistical questions like, 0:38:22.420 --> 0:38:24.300 where will you keep it? You don't have a garage, 0:38:24.340 --> 0:38:27.540 let alone a carport. Um, how will it be charged? 0:38:27.540 --> 0:38:29.899 You already run a power cord outside the window of 0:38:29.900 --> 0:38:33.379 your house to charge the Tesla. So where where how 0:38:33.380 --> 0:38:36.420 else could you charge such a car? But it didn't matter, because, Jack, 0:38:36.460 --> 0:38:38.899 we should also point out to the. Because he'd figured 0:38:38.900 --> 0:38:41.300 out this loophole that if you live within two kilometers 0:38:41.300 --> 0:38:43.739 of a golf course, you are legally allowed to drive it. 0:38:43.739 --> 0:38:44.540 That's where it started. 0:38:44.580 --> 0:38:46.580 That's where it started from hearing that information. 0:38:46.620 --> 0:38:49.140 Well, like, well well played. Jack, you found the loophole. 0:38:49.140 --> 0:38:52.219 You called in your one big weasel ask. Well, I 0:38:52.219 --> 0:38:53.220 did everything right. 0:38:53.620 --> 0:38:58.700 I called Jack and recorded the Conversation. And, um, if 0:38:58.739 --> 0:39:01.660 people are wondering how much he's been enjoying his golf cart, 0:39:01.660 --> 0:39:03.100 this might give you an idea. 0:39:05.260 --> 0:39:05.540 Jack. 0:39:06.660 --> 0:39:07.660 Andy, how are you? 0:39:07.980 --> 0:39:09.300 Yeah. Good. What's up? 0:39:10.380 --> 0:39:15.500 I'm calling about the golf cart. And thank you again 0:39:15.500 --> 0:39:19.940 for all the strings you were pulling behind the scenes. Um, 0:39:20.180 --> 0:39:25.620 very appreciative, uh, to know that there could be one 0:39:25.660 --> 0:39:26.300 on its way. 0:39:26.540 --> 0:39:28.859 Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, it should be. It will be 0:39:28.860 --> 0:39:29.580 arriving soon. 0:39:30.700 --> 0:39:32.859 I'm in a very. I find myself in a very 0:39:32.860 --> 0:39:38.180 difficult place. I'm so excited to have one. But the 0:39:38.180 --> 0:39:41.299 more that I think about the practicalities of owning my 0:39:41.300 --> 0:39:45.100 own golf cart, it just doesn't make sense. 0:39:46.219 --> 0:39:48.259 That was the start of the call. 0:39:49.100 --> 0:39:51.020 I'm so sad I can hear in my voice. I 0:39:51.020 --> 0:39:53.379 was so sad. I'm so sorry. 0:39:53.380 --> 0:39:56.939 Also if. But so accept it. You know, like, I mean, 0:39:56.980 --> 0:39:59.620 you are the boss of this scenario here. You know, 0:39:59.940 --> 0:40:03.540 you lobbied so hard and you got it. I remember 0:40:03.540 --> 0:40:05.739 after we got off air in that last show, Jack 0:40:05.780 --> 0:40:08.260 and you were, like, so excited to get a golf cart. 0:40:09.060 --> 0:40:11.420 There was a moment. There was a moment where I 0:40:11.420 --> 0:40:14.100 said to you when we were talking about storing it, 0:40:14.100 --> 0:40:15.379 I said, well, I think it would just come with 0:40:15.380 --> 0:40:17.660 a cover. Like, you can just put a cover over 0:40:17.700 --> 0:40:19.380 it in your backyard, like you don't have to keep 0:40:19.380 --> 0:40:20.980 it in your house, which I think was one of 0:40:21.020 --> 0:40:24.140 the suggestions for a while. And I and correct me 0:40:24.140 --> 0:40:25.660 if I'm wrong, but it seemed like that was the 0:40:25.660 --> 0:40:29.540 moment where you went. Hmm, a cover. And you went 0:40:30.020 --> 0:40:33.060 like a barbecue? Yeah, exactly. But it's custom made for 0:40:33.060 --> 0:40:37.340 the golf cart. And then Jack said, yeah, I don't 0:40:37.340 --> 0:40:40.100 even use my barbecue because I can't be bothered taking 0:40:40.100 --> 0:40:40.540 the cover. 0:40:40.700 --> 0:40:42.500 Yeah. It does. 0:40:42.540 --> 0:40:42.779 And I. 0:40:42.780 --> 0:40:42.940 Felt. 0:40:42.940 --> 0:40:43.140 Like. 0:40:43.260 --> 0:40:44.980 It's got all that rain water on it and like, 0:40:44.980 --> 0:40:47.660 spiders are under there. So it does deter me from 0:40:47.660 --> 0:40:48.580 using the barbecue. 0:40:49.020 --> 0:40:52.620 And I reckon that's where maybe the first cracks in 0:40:52.620 --> 0:40:54.689 the fantasy began. Is that a fair thing to say? 0:40:54.730 --> 0:40:57.690 Yep, yep. It was that drive home from the podcast. 0:40:57.810 --> 0:41:00.290 I went from that happy at the last episode of 0:41:00.290 --> 0:41:04.850 last year, and by the time I got home, I thought, where? 0:41:04.850 --> 0:41:06.930 Where does this live? Where does it go? 0:41:07.170 --> 0:41:09.170 Well, the conversation continued. 0:41:10.170 --> 0:41:13.770 The main ones are I honestly don't have a garage 0:41:13.770 --> 0:41:16.089 or an undercover spot to put it, so it would 0:41:16.090 --> 0:41:19.370 be about building some sort of shed. Or I was 0:41:19.370 --> 0:41:22.770 looking at, um, polycarbonate online to see if I could 0:41:22.810 --> 0:41:25.009 build some kind of lean to on the side of 0:41:25.010 --> 0:41:29.049 my house. Every time I wanted to play golf, I 0:41:29.050 --> 0:41:32.290 would have to move my regular car out of the driveway, 0:41:32.810 --> 0:41:35.330 drive the golf cart down the driveway, move the regular 0:41:35.330 --> 0:41:37.890 car back in, drive to the golf course, and by 0:41:37.890 --> 0:41:39.930 that time, I already could have driven to the golf 0:41:39.930 --> 0:41:41.049 course normally. 0:41:41.610 --> 0:41:44.530 True. And they don't go very fast. I mean, even 0:41:44.530 --> 0:41:48.009 a kilometer at 20 k's an hour is quite like 0:41:48.010 --> 0:41:52.089 it'll be quicker to drive up. Yeah, particularly the fact 0:41:52.170 --> 0:41:56.049 that you have to rotate, you have to call Bianca, 0:41:56.489 --> 0:41:59.930 who's like managing the kids. And you're like, hey, darling, 0:41:59.930 --> 0:42:01.210 can you just move the car for me while I 0:42:01.250 --> 0:42:02.489 grab the golf cart? 0:42:04.210 --> 0:42:06.890 Yeah, I did the test. It added five minutes. 0:42:08.050 --> 0:42:08.730 Added five minutes. 0:42:08.770 --> 0:42:10.730 It takes two minutes to get there in the normal car. 0:42:10.730 --> 0:42:12.810 And at 20 K's an hour, I got down there 0:42:12.810 --> 0:42:13.770 in seven minutes. 0:42:13.770 --> 0:42:15.569 So you drove? Did you drive in your car? I 0:42:15.610 --> 0:42:16.810 drove 20 K's an hour. 0:42:16.850 --> 0:42:17.210 Yes. 0:42:22.410 --> 0:42:25.250 Wow. Please tell me you filmed that. Because just to 0:42:25.250 --> 0:42:28.690 see your face, even time lapse, to see your face 0:42:28.730 --> 0:42:32.170 getting grimmer and grimmer and more and more annoyed as 0:42:32.170 --> 0:42:34.890 it went on just to go. I've made a huge 0:42:34.890 --> 0:42:36.090 mistake here. 0:42:36.770 --> 0:42:37.690 The conversation. 0:42:37.690 --> 0:42:38.450 Continued. 0:42:40.810 --> 0:42:43.130 Since you offered it to me on the show. I 0:42:43.290 --> 0:42:46.250 have gone to bed every night thinking about it. I so, 0:42:46.250 --> 0:42:49.129 so badly want it and I'm so excited to drive 0:42:49.130 --> 0:42:52.130 it around, but it just does not make sense. And 0:42:52.130 --> 0:42:56.770 I can't. As a true weasel hearted man, I can't 0:42:57.489 --> 0:43:00.050 fathom the fact that I've. I've done all the weaseling, 0:43:00.050 --> 0:43:03.170 I've done the hard part, and now the present is coming. 0:43:03.210 --> 0:43:05.530 And what am I just going to say no to it? 0:43:05.930 --> 0:43:07.049 Is that what I'm hearing? 0:43:07.570 --> 0:43:11.170 I think I'm sending Santa back up the chimney with 0:43:11.170 --> 0:43:16.530 the presents. I can't, I can't believe it. I can't 0:43:16.530 --> 0:43:19.169 believe it either. I've done. I've looked at every which way. 0:43:19.610 --> 0:43:22.410 I made a lot of phone calls. A lot of. 0:43:25.250 --> 0:43:26.370 God. Well. 0:43:27.370 --> 0:43:29.490 It's okay. I think it's. 0:43:29.850 --> 0:43:32.049 I even talked to the golf course and asked them 0:43:32.050 --> 0:43:34.050 if they would like. Is there somewhere I could store 0:43:34.050 --> 0:43:37.450 it on the golf course? And they don't do that? 0:43:37.489 --> 0:43:39.969 It's also that you're not really having a golf cart, 0:43:40.010 --> 0:43:44.770 are you? It's not really yours. It's it's you have 0:43:44.770 --> 0:43:47.330 done the equivalent of a kid saying, I want a 0:43:47.330 --> 0:43:49.489 puppy for Christmas, but you don't want to take care 0:43:49.489 --> 0:43:51.410 of it, and you're finding it annoying. 0:43:51.530 --> 0:43:54.930 Exactly. And what? And kids accept the puppy, and then 0:43:54.930 --> 0:43:57.290 the parents find out during the first week that they 0:43:57.290 --> 0:43:59.529 have to do all the bits and pieces. Yes. And 0:43:59.570 --> 0:44:02.450 I guess what I'm maturely trying to do here is go. 0:44:02.890 --> 0:44:05.770 I don't think I can look after this thing. 0:44:06.050 --> 0:44:08.410 Yeah, that is mature maturity. 0:44:12.770 --> 0:44:16.649 This this is sometimes what people think. Like with the 0:44:16.650 --> 0:44:20.570 robot shoes that I bought, that, um. You accelerate. No, no. 0:44:20.690 --> 0:44:22.410 People would think, oh, hang on a second, but is 0:44:22.410 --> 0:44:26.609 it more annoying to charge them? Lug them around? 0:44:26.730 --> 0:44:29.370 Even even even strap them on? When you did it 0:44:29.370 --> 0:44:29.690 live at. 0:44:29.690 --> 0:44:30.090 Comic-Con. 0:44:30.090 --> 0:44:31.330 It took you a good ten minutes. 0:44:31.570 --> 0:44:34.090 No. Yeah. People think it can be. It can be frustrating, 0:44:34.130 --> 0:44:36.969 you know, in the time you gain by the walking 0:44:37.090 --> 0:44:40.210 part of your life now being accelerated to a slow jog. 0:44:40.810 --> 0:44:44.050 Is that worth all that hassle? For me, it's still. Yeah. That's. 0:44:44.290 --> 0:44:48.770 It makes great sense. You have. I remember I gave 0:44:48.770 --> 0:44:49.370 them away. 0:44:49.410 --> 0:44:49.890 Oh, that's. 0:44:49.890 --> 0:44:50.330 Right. 0:44:50.570 --> 0:44:53.129 I gave them to a guy who couldn't believe it. 0:44:53.130 --> 0:44:55.210 Then I couldn't believe I'd given them away because it 0:44:55.210 --> 0:44:57.490 was in the euphoria of the end of Hong Kong. 0:44:57.610 --> 0:45:02.969 And then I said, I'm lending them to you. I 0:45:02.969 --> 0:45:05.210 was like, mate, have him. And then he goes, really? 0:45:05.250 --> 0:45:07.930 I went, no, I'm lending them to you. He goes, oh, okay. 0:45:08.250 --> 0:45:10.210 I said, well, just enjoy him over summer and then 0:45:10.210 --> 0:45:12.049 I'll get him back at a future date. 0:45:12.090 --> 0:45:12.529 Which is. 0:45:12.530 --> 0:45:15.049 All. Put that down on something. Put that down for 0:45:15.050 --> 0:45:16.250 us to follow up this year. 0:45:16.290 --> 0:45:17.890 Then you got to get them back on from him. 0:45:17.890 --> 0:45:19.690 Get him back. I actually just remembered I gave him 0:45:19.690 --> 0:45:21.649 away because I didn't want. They were in my golf 0:45:21.650 --> 0:45:23.930 bag and they were so heavy. And your electronic. 0:45:23.930 --> 0:45:25.530 Drum kit from the guy we can't find. 0:45:25.570 --> 0:45:29.010 No, no, no. I know he's it's Martin or Martin's. 0:45:30.530 --> 0:45:31.810 I can like stuff. 0:45:31.810 --> 0:45:32.650 I need to get back. 0:45:32.850 --> 0:45:34.170 I can get to the bottom of that. 0:45:34.330 --> 0:45:36.290 Thank God, because the golf cart would have been given 0:45:36.290 --> 0:45:36.529 away as. 0:45:36.650 --> 0:45:37.089 It would have been. 0:45:37.090 --> 0:45:38.970 It would have been given away to someone else. And 0:45:38.969 --> 0:45:41.930 we'd be sitting here going, no, it's Eric or Edward, 0:45:41.930 --> 0:45:44.569 or someone's got the golf cart. Well, no surprises. 0:45:44.570 --> 0:45:48.089 The the conversation did end up taking a turn, and 0:45:48.090 --> 0:45:50.170 I think everyone probably predicts where it's going, but this 0:45:50.170 --> 0:45:51.090 is how it turned out. 0:45:52.290 --> 0:45:55.089 Is there any chance to get, like you mentioned off air, 0:45:55.090 --> 0:45:58.370 that there's these things like a golf buggy, which is 0:45:58.370 --> 0:46:00.290 a little remote controlled buggy that. 0:46:00.330 --> 0:46:01.610 Oh, God. I'm hanging up on you. 0:46:01.930 --> 0:46:05.650 Can I get that to club car, too? Those I 0:46:05.650 --> 0:46:06.250 don't know. 0:46:10.330 --> 0:46:12.410 All right. Good to chat. See you. 0:46:13.570 --> 0:46:17.370 Sorry. So you're still trying to leverage it at the 0:46:17.370 --> 0:46:18.609 end into another thing? 0:46:18.610 --> 0:46:21.530 I just hated the fact that I'd done the weaseling. 0:46:21.530 --> 0:46:23.529 We'd had the agreement, and now I was going to 0:46:23.530 --> 0:46:27.089 get nothing. And I've actually got. I thought of something 0:46:27.250 --> 0:46:29.729 over the summer that might be able to work because 0:46:29.730 --> 0:46:33.810 we gave club car all the like, cheers and said like, 0:46:33.810 --> 0:46:35.890 thank you, thank you club, car, club, club. We mentioned about. 0:46:36.010 --> 0:46:36.810 Coming with a list now. 0:46:36.850 --> 0:46:39.690 No, no, I just thought maybe because my, my. 0:46:39.730 --> 0:46:40.450 Local this is. 0:46:40.450 --> 0:46:43.730 A, I thought maybe a good way to solve it 0:46:43.730 --> 0:46:46.210 and I'm not taking the car. So they save money, 0:46:46.210 --> 0:46:49.690 but they got a whole lot of, um, promotion for free. 0:46:49.730 --> 0:46:51.530 Yeah, but that's just because you fumbled the pass. 0:46:51.570 --> 0:46:56.330 Would would they? My local golf club has club cars. 0:46:56.330 --> 0:46:58.489 Would they do like a voucher system where I don't 0:46:58.489 --> 0:47:02.410 have to pay for a golf cart and they just. 0:47:02.410 --> 0:47:02.850 Give me. 0:47:03.210 --> 0:47:05.170 Like ten, even ten vouchers? 0:47:05.330 --> 0:47:06.930 How much does it cost to hire a golf cart 0:47:06.930 --> 0:47:10.130 for $40? So you want to go to your club 0:47:10.130 --> 0:47:13.730 and go? Because I said the brand name of your 0:47:13.730 --> 0:47:18.530 carts a lot on a podcast, would you now negotiate 0:47:18.530 --> 0:47:22.730 with the company that gives us the golf carts, golf 0:47:22.730 --> 0:47:24.810 carts for me to ride around in them for free? 0:47:24.850 --> 0:47:27.770 No. The company, the company would issue a voucher and 0:47:27.770 --> 0:47:29.129 I would just have to give it to the golf 0:47:29.130 --> 0:47:30.850 club and they would know what it was. I wouldn't 0:47:30.850 --> 0:47:32.170 have to explain it to every. 0:47:32.210 --> 0:47:34.290 Voucher, just get money. Like what is. 0:47:34.290 --> 0:47:34.529 The. 0:47:34.570 --> 0:47:35.170 Point. 0:47:35.210 --> 0:47:35.370 Of. 0:47:36.250 --> 0:47:38.050 Confusing vouchers? It's. 0:47:40.410 --> 0:47:45.129 Just, you No, I've never heard anything more complicated in 0:47:45.130 --> 0:47:49.969 my life. Hi. Yeah. Um, my name is Jack, and 0:47:49.969 --> 0:47:52.850 I actually did a summer promotion. 0:47:53.090 --> 0:47:53.450 Coca. 0:47:53.450 --> 0:47:56.930 Cola on Instagram. So I know you're McDonald's, so, like, 0:47:56.930 --> 0:47:59.690 it wasn't I didn't do it for McDonald's. But I 0:47:59.690 --> 0:48:02.410 have a deal with Coca-Cola where I am allowed to 0:48:02.410 --> 0:48:05.130 drink as many Cokes as I want anywhere that sells them. 0:48:05.130 --> 0:48:07.930 And I have a letter from them because I did this. Yeah, 0:48:07.930 --> 0:48:10.410 it's an Instagram thing. So does that make sense? So yeah, 0:48:10.410 --> 0:48:13.410 I get up to $8 worth of Coca-Cola products per day, 0:48:13.410 --> 0:48:14.850 can be a fan day can be anything I want. 0:48:14.890 --> 0:48:17.450 But is that is that could you is your manager here. 0:48:17.690 --> 0:48:20.090 Because the voucher would just say they would just scan 0:48:20.090 --> 0:48:21.890 it and it would tell it in the system. 0:48:23.489 --> 0:48:26.730 What's this system? This system doesn't exist. 0:48:28.650 --> 0:48:30.290 No, the answer's no. 0:48:33.130 --> 0:48:36.450 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return 0:48:36.450 --> 0:48:40.250 next week. Catch up or contribute at Hamish and andy.com.