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S4: Cold start to the year on the government mandated break,
S4: which was bloody quick, if I might say. That was
S4: a very fast one. Happy New Year, everyone. Straight back
S4: into it. Blink and you'd miss that break. That was
S4: a nasty. Felt like a fast one to me. Um,
S4: but look at this. Everyone's got slow ones. You can
S4: get slow. I reckon 2022 was a slow, mandated break.
S4: This felt lightning quick. Anyway. We're back. Splash of water
S4: on the face, back into podcasting.
S3: Barely enough time to unpack your briefcase.
S4: I didn't, I didn't. I've still got the same. I've
S4: still got the same pens in my top pocket. Calculators
S4: on the same batteries as I was the last working year.
S4: But Ando, for people thinking, yeah, this will probably just
S4: be the same old, same old. No no, no. Change
S4: is always happening at the podcast.
S5: Well, we know that Mike left. Yeah. Um, it was
S5: a conscious uncoupling. Freely? Freely? Yeah, freely. Like we support him.
S5: He supports us.
S4: Just sounded like he was actually really sad to leave.
S4: It was sad. He wouldn't mind me saying that. He
S4: was really torn about leaving. But it's a joint. It's
S4: on to better things. He's just on to other things.
S5: And very hard to be better.
S4: Yeah. He'll come. There'll be an awkward moment in August
S4: when he's like, look, I've made a huge mistake, but
S4: obviously the position's been filled.
S5: Yeah, exactly like me crawling back to Bec after my
S5: six month hiatus. Yeah.
S4: Is that. Did that happen?
S6: Is that. Is that how it happened? You had to
S6: beg to come back into the relationship.
S4: Yeah, yeah. She said no.
S5: She said yes. That's why we're engaged.
S4: No, no.
S5: I mean.
S4: I thought there might have been a period where she
S4: also said no.
S5: Good for her. No, no, there was no period. But
S5: don't think it'll be that easy, Mike.
S4: Yeah, Andy got lucky.
S5: Yeah.
S4: Anyway, so we don't have Mike anymore, but we have
S4: someone who's equally as wonderful.
S5: Liza has just joined the team. We used to work
S5: with her back in the day. She asked me over
S5: the break. Are we still doing the same? The three things.
S4: Yeah, that was Mike's domain.
S5: That was Mike's domain. And I said, I think the
S5: guys like them.
S4: I really enjoy the three things. Yeah, I think I
S4: think the listeners like the three things. It's a fun
S4: little puzzle to start the show with. We do know
S4: it took Mike upwards of 20 hours a week, so
S4: we understand that there's a huge drain on the three things.
S6: So the the worst part of the three things was
S6: the moping that we would get before the show. Yeah.
S5: Well, just so you know, Lizzie has felt under pressure
S5: this week to make. And I said, just don't overthink it.
S5: Don't overthink. The even more.
S4: Government mandated break would have been the fastest for her
S4: because she would have been going, oh my God, there's
S4: only six weeks left and I've only got one. I've
S4: only got one of the things. And the first thing
S4: is the easiest because you haven't you haven't correlated it
S4: to anything yet. So I've only thought of rockmelon, but
S4: I don't know what else is in the set.
S5: So we're saying yes. Lies. So she's I'm not sure
S5: if I think she's I think she's happy about that,
S5: but she. No, she's shaking her head. So we've got
S5: the same at least. The show won't be completely different
S5: this year. We've still got someone that's not happy about
S5: the three things, but I can now go into what
S5: she has presented me for the first three things, because
S5: we did have one, just in case. As you were, Jack.
S5: Ahoy to me, Hamish.
S4: Okay, cool.
S5: Ahoy to me! Banzai! Jack!
S6: Bonsai! Like a tree?
S5: No, I think it's Banzai! Banzai!
S6: Banzai!
S4: Are these things that people yell at? Are these Japanese phrases?
S5: No. And I'm ed.
S4: Okay. These are these people that Eliza met over summer.
S4: Because we should explain to her it has to be
S4: something that everyone can get. It can't be personal to you.
S5: I did actually have to explain that to her on
S5: one of the things that she sent.
S4: Through, like my favorite.
S5: Cereals. We are the three hyenas from the original Lion King.
S6: I can't believe I didn't get that. We watched so
S6: much Lion King in the last six months in my house. Liar.
S4: She's off to a flyer.
S5: It's a three. It's a good.
S4: It's a.
S6: Great.
S4: One. It was undetected by us. It's obviously from a
S4: popular franchise. Yes. And, um. And got, um. I did
S4: actually know that from one of us, which is always
S4: a good hallmark of a good one.
S5: She was played by Whoopi Goldberg. I'm not sure about
S5: the others, but, uh. Hey, um, let's, let's.
S6: So the same level of detail that Mike gave about
S6: the three things as well.
S4: Just the list outline. Okay. Good.
S5: Lies off to a flyer. Congratulations.
S4: That's that's really good.
S5: Hey, big news for us. Kick off this year. People
S5: may have noticed we were over largely in New York City,
S5: to try and lobby the UN to put pressure on
S5: the Australian government to shorten the government mandated break for
S5: our podcast, which requires podcasters, which is us to not
S5: perform during for 12 weeks. Normally in the period over
S5: Christmas and summer.
S4: Over Christmas and the Australian cricket season. So unsuccessful there,
S4: which is a bummer.
S5: Is it? Is it is it those three three months
S5: specifically or could you.
S4: Seems to be.
S5: It.
S4: Does seem to be from the directive we're getting from
S4: the government department of podcasting. However, one of the other
S4: legitimate business keep your receipts reasons we were in New
S4: York for was to be there to witness the opening
S4: of the pub. Old mates that we have a slice
S4: of a.
S6: Congratulations, guys.
S4: Small. Yeah. Thanks, Jacko. I'd say small somewhere in the
S4: scale people like. How much do you own of this pub?
S4: I'd say, you know, small to small to relatively still,
S4: quite small, but notable. You'd be notable, but.
S5: The kind of slice that if someone was watching their
S5: weight at chocolate cake, they'd go just have a sliver.
S5: Just give me a sliver.
S4: We have a slice. Where? Yeah. If office birthday party is,
S4: I really shouldn't. So I just want to have a taste. Yeah,
S4: but it's still a taste. You still get the. You
S4: still know exactly what kind of cake it is. It's
S4: certainly enough to know the flavor of the cake.
S5: It is open this weekend. We had a pre-opening party,
S5: which we embarrassingly sold out of beer. So we're wondering
S5: whether we're going to be allowed back in the country.
S6: That is a bad move for a pub.
S5: Because.
S4: It created some hype. Jack. I was at the back,
S4: pouring pallets of beer down the drain so we could
S4: get that story out.
S5: But at 170 John Street, if you're ever in New
S5: York City, we aim to be open 365 days a
S5: year so you won't be able to miss us. And
S5: we'd love you to come down for a.
S4: Christmas in New York. Ah, one thing we do need
S4: to cover off. And we had a lot of obviously
S4: it's like full of expats, lots of Aussies there that
S4: are traveling and great fun.
S5: And we should point out others with a slice. Ash
S5: Barty's got a slice.
S4: There's some wonderful Aussies that have a slither of the cake.
S5: Yeah. Pat Cummins got a slice. Patty Mills got a slice.
S5: Hugh Jackman's got a slice.
S6: Has everyone got a same size slice of the cake.
S5: And Mick Mick Fanning's got a slice.
S4: It's been fairly sliced up. Yeah. Yep. And then of course,
S4: it's actually. Then there's the, um, the other guys, the
S4: proper people, the people that actually run pubs and hotels
S4: over there. They've got.
S5: They've gone back.
S4: For a second helping. They're actually doing the work. But Jacko,
S4: the big question from so many Aussies over there, and
S4: it was beautiful to see as, as well as having
S4: a few, um, I will never mention t shirts, uh,
S4: floating around the pub still available. We also.
S6: How many t shirts did you print?
S5: Well, you put a real clasp on the momentum of
S5: selling them, mate.
S4: It's pretty hard to sell a t shirt when you
S4: can't talk about it. So there are still some available
S4: wonderful collector's items. A gift for any fan of the show.
S5: But it was nice to see people in the pub
S5: wearing them.
S4: I had mine.
S5: On.
S4: With those secret meetings, taking up the back where everyone's
S4: lifting up their jumpers to show their t shirts, but
S4: also the loyalty card. We had a few people on them.
S4: My one big regret was because it's obviously it's a
S4: lot of the staff are Aussies, but they live in
S4: America and there are obviously American people behind the bar
S4: and stuff like that. They didn't. There were some teething
S4: problems with the Hamish and Andy loyalty card on the day,
S4: and I don't have anything to do with the operational
S4: running of the pub. But I did say to you
S4: and I said, mate, we've got to fix this. If
S4: I can make one thing the issue, I don't know,
S4: get a staff meeting out, get a staff memo out.
S4: This is what this card means. Anyone caught not honouring
S4: it will be thrown in the river. On the gently
S4: guided out. Because there are lots of unions and stuff
S4: in America. That was a great learning for me. I
S4: learned a lot about labor laws and who can and
S4: can't be thrown in the river for not accepting a card.
S5: But if you are new to the podcast, Welcome. But
S5: we do have a Hamish and Andy loyalty card. It
S5: entitles you to 10% off every store worldwide. You immediately
S5: give 5% back as a goodwill gesture. And that and
S5: the Hamish Andy loyal card is accepted at Old Mates,
S5: meaning that you'll get 5% off, which is great.
S4: And.
S5: Click on the SFX these days with the applause. Nice.
S4: Hey Jacko, here's here's another thing that I wanted to
S4: raise on the podcast. And I mean, it's it's kind
S4: of a, it's a, it's a bit of a bit
S4: of an awkward one, but I thought this is the
S4: best place to do it. This, this idea, you know,
S4: for the, for the pub had been floating around, you know,
S4: a little bit Nando's sort of came to the group
S4: last year and was like, look, this is happening. There's
S4: these guys we know in New York. They've run great restaurants,
S4: they run cafes, they know what they're doing. This idea
S4: to run to open an Aussie bar in New York
S4: has come up and this is the plan. And I thought, yeah, look,
S4: it does look good. And then Andrew was like, you know,
S4: will you invest? You know, it requires some money to
S4: invest in this. And you look at the list that
S4: we just mentioned, you know, you Jackman's your Fanning's, your buddy's,
S4: some incredible people on that list. I felt under an
S4: enormous pressure, Jack, because on one hand, I have Andy
S4: here going. Come on, guys, I think this is a
S4: good thing. Put some money in. Put real money in.
S4: And then, on the other hand, I knew something about
S4: Andy that I don't think the others did. So I'm torn.
S4: So here I am in a quandary. I've got my
S4: best mate of 25 years. But on the other hand,
S4: some of Australia's most beloved people that they've ever produced.
S4: Do you remember a couple of years ago we were
S4: talking on this show about what job we think we
S4: could do for one day. Now, don't worry about what
S4: else was said in that particular moment. But there was
S4: a moment that Andy popped out and I was very
S4: surprised to hear this, but this is all that was
S4: ringing through my head. Is Andy's like.
S6: Remember what he said as.
S4: He well, when he was like, oh, you know, Hugh
S4: Jackman is interested. You know Mick Fanning's keen. He loves this.
S4: I was like, really? Do I speak up? Do I
S4: speak up? Or do I hope Andy has changed his ways?
S4: Because when we talked about what job we thought we'd
S4: be good at, aside from podcasting, this is what Andy said.
S5: I feel like I'd feel pretty confident at the top
S5: of a pyramid scheme. I suppose like.
S4: That's your pick.
S5: On the top. The top paying like everything else for
S5: my skills, I wouldn't. I would not be able to
S5: have the upside. So.
S4: But do you think you could trick ripping.
S5: People off.
S4: Trick people into investing?
S5: Wouldn't feel good about it. But, um, I think.
S4: That if I'm answering the.
S5: Question.
S6: It's true. Actually, if you came to me and said
S6: you have a great investment opportunity, I would. I would
S6: believe you. Yeah.
S5: Yeah, that would be the.
S6: Smile.
S4: From Andy was so telling.
S5: No, because he had.
S4: A little.
S5: Flicker.
S4: Of mental note I should actually get that. Should do.
S5: That.
S6: Oh wow wow wow.
S4: So what am I to do, Jack? As Andy tells me, like,
S4: oh yeah, Patty Mills, he's keen. Like, I bet if.
S6: You talk to him, he's in a year. A perfect
S6: amount of time as well for him to go. Just
S6: put that in the back of his mind and come
S6: back around to that.
S4: Gosh, you know, I've played golf with Pat Cummins. He's like, mate,
S4: how good's this bar, you know? I mean I was like,
S4: oh God.
S6: Oh God. Say goodbye to that money.
S4: Mate. If only you knew what I knew. I mean,
S4: I hope he's telling the truth here, guys. So really,
S4: the reason I went across was to go. Okay, pretty
S4: easy for Andy to be sending around to the group chat, like, oh,
S4: look at this. You know, we've found a location, you know.
S6: Oh yeah, I just yeah.
S4: His brother, his brother works with computers. Pretty easy to
S4: scrub the Getty Images watermark off. You know, pub under
S4: construction photos. So I really felt like I had to
S4: get boots on the ground to then turn around to
S4: Australia's most beloved people to go. Yeah, I'm 98% certain
S4: Andy Lee hasn't stolen your money here. Yes. And that's
S4: the level.
S5: Of 4000 actors to come.
S4: Well, we don't know because again, that's the thing of
S4: the Ponzi scheme. It seems good at the top and
S4: everyone's like, oh, look at all this payout that's going on.
S6: But then you go to buy a beer and there's
S6: no beer. It's like, I thought this was meant to
S6: be a park.
S4: That did good. That's why it's 98%.
S6: All right. Yes.
S5: Well, people can go check.
S6: Out old mates for.
S5: Themselves.
S4: Oh, yeah. Just give Andy plenty of warning, because he's
S4: going to rush in there and quickly set dress it
S4: as a bar game.
S5: The other thing that I and you have jumped in on,
S5: like to do when we're away, particularly in the USA,
S5: if we see any celebrities, we play a game called
S5: who Did I see? Yes. And we reveal different clues.
S5: And you guys normally have to guess who I saw.
S5: And I tell you where I saw them in the
S5: wild and what they were doing.
S4: Or me. Let's not forget who I saw in Denmark.
S5: I have.
S6: Forgotten. Oh, it's very forgettable. Bruce Springsteen's wife.
S5: That's right.
S6: Bruce Springsteen's.
S5: Wife.
S4: Patti Springsteen.
S5: Who is not a recognizable person, but.
S4: She is when you Google her. And it's exactly who
S4: I talked to in the lift.
S5: I told you that I've seen some people. You've then
S5: countered with, I also saw some people.
S4: I know, and I'm so happy to see some people,
S4: because usually you kind of have the, you know, you've
S4: got the lion's share. You go to LA. I didn't
S4: go to LA. I just sort of flew straight to
S4: New York. So and we did, you know, you and
S4: I obviously hung out for a lot of the time
S4: in New York, and I was terrified of seeing someone
S4: with you because I didn't want to waste my celebrity points. Yes.
S4: If we were together.
S5: We saw James Marsden together.
S4: We did see James Marsden. I was at the basketball,
S4: but it's still that still counts. Yes. So I've got two.
S4: I've got two goodies that luckily I didn't spot with you.
S4: So we're doing it to Jack. I guess we'll do it.
S5: Well, you don't know mine. So you can do.
S6: You can just play as normal. Yeah. Two rounds.
S4: Two rounds.
S5: But then, Jack, you can discern who saw the better people.
S5: And can I just ask this, Amy, is it is
S5: it a famous person's partner or wife? No. Or, you.
S4: Know, these are two global names that I saw.
S5: Okay. Let's play. Who did I see? Do you want
S5: to go first? You want me to go first?
S4: Uh, you go first.
S5: I reckon he's one of the most famous Michaels of
S5: all time.
S6: Michael fox. Michael J. Fox. Well, he's got it.
S4: Wow. And knows him as Michael Fox. And then remembered
S4: that we would know him as Michael J. Fox.
S6: Well done. Jack.
S5: I would have thought Michael Jordan would have come out
S5: of your mouth first. Hence I had. In order to
S5: see him again, I'd need in the same situation I'd need.
S5: His flux capacitor was going to be my next guess.
S5: That's good.
S4: I closely watch that on the weekend. Um, my. I
S4: was a little bit stumbled up there because I. I
S4: almost went for Jackson and then I went, no, no,
S4: he's he's widely believed to be dead. And I say
S4: and I say widely believed because, um, at Christmas time,
S4: one of the more interesting conversations I had with my
S4: mother in law, who I adore but who is prone
S4: to a conspiracy theory or two. Was about how she'd
S4: seen the footage of him walking out the back door
S4: of the morgue. Where he was taken.
S6: I've never even heard of that conspiracy before.
S4: It's out there, baby. So that's why my brain jammed
S4: a little bit. Because I was like Michael Jackson. No.
S4: He's dead. Oh, no. He's not. Oh, no, he is dead.
S4: Some believe him not to be Michael J.
S5: Fox leaving a restaurant as we were arriving, we cross paths.
S4: That is a great get.
S6: And that's a great one. That's a huge star.
S4: A little bit of. A little bit of Blake family trivia. Yeah.
S4: We watch back to the future on the weekend for
S4: the first time and yeah, hold holds up. What a.
S6: Film. All three.
S4: No. Well, got them excited for number one. And then the.
S4: Then I was like, guys, how's this? Number two is
S4: even better. I can't believe it. And Rudy goes is
S4: Biff in it? Yeah, he's in it. But he's not
S4: the main character.
S6: He gets pretty prominent in number. Does he?
S4: Does he really is. She really is talking a lot
S4: about before he hit home with her. Not so much
S4: Doc and Marty anyway.
S5: All right. Hame, over to you.
S4: Okay. Whilst beginning my career as a somewhat sorry, the
S4: pause sounds. I haven't written any of these.
S5: Hasn't written.
S6: Any of the.
S4: Clues. I'm just trying to. I just remembered we're meant
S4: to write clues. Whilst beginning my career as a somewhat
S4: niche reporter for the BBC, my documentaries and factual specials.
S6: Are you are Michael.
S7: Moore.
S4: Louis Theroux. Well done.
S6: Well done.
S4: So, Louis Theroux on a bus. Uh.
S6: On a bus.
S4: Connecting between, um, the bus that takes the passengers from
S4: the plane to the terminal at Dallas.
S5: Airport.
S6: Not a not a common man bus.
S5: No, no.
S4: Well, it was pretty common, man, I think. Um, I
S4: think there.
S6: There's no other way to get there.
S4: Yeah, there might be a limo, but I didn't take it. Um, yeah. No, sorry.
S4: I'm on the. Yeah, he was very close to me
S4: on the bus reading. No.
S5: And he doing.
S4: He's just sort of. And I was like. I sort
S4: of gave him a nod. There was parts where I
S4: was sort of looking at him like, you know, nodding
S4: big fan. He's probably 5 or 6 heads from me.
S4: So we couldn't have a conversation because they're pretty packed
S4: those buses. But he seemed a little taken aback that
S4: I was nodding and looking at him, but I am
S4: sure it was Louis Theroux.
S6: Oh, this is so easily, really easily.
S4: Luther is a pretty big name.
S6: Michael J Fox is a huge star. Also, you definitely
S6: saw Michael Jackson. I saw him, which adds extra points.
S4: I would be very surprised if this guy wasn't Louis Theroux,
S4: although you do wonder why was he flying Sydney to Dallas?
S4: We don't know.
S6: You do wonder. You do wonder that.
S5: Anyway, here's my second.
S7: One.
S5: He was a little south of his birth home of Canada.
S7: Hmm.
S4: Will I.
S7: Not? Will? I met Tom green.
S4: Tom Belushi?
S5: No, I didn't get no, I didn't.
S4: Get a famous Michael Mike Myers.
S5: No, I didn't get a sniff, but Hamish's dad would
S5: have thought my breath smells like lettuce.
S4: Justin Bieber.
S6: Wait, what's the lettuce reference? One of my.
S4: Dad's.
S6: Weird.
S4: Burns to Justin Bieber. We had this.
S6: When we did the ping pong match.
S4: Yeah, because Justin, I mean, God, let's see if I
S4: can remember why this happened. But for some reason, we're like,
S4: we're going to interview Justin Bieber, and then we're like, he,
S4: he he loves he loves table tennis and every at every.
S5: Table tennis into the interview.
S4: Exactly. They're like at every show he plays table tennis
S4: before he goes on. And he loves it. And so
S4: we're like, all right. Well my dad at the time
S4: was my stepmom's PA at a law firm and was
S4: running their intra office table tennis championships. I was like,
S4: my dad is actually decent at table tennis. Let's get
S4: Justin versus my dad in an Australian Canadian table tennis Cup.
S4: Dad had no idea who he was. Kept calling him
S4: Jason Bieber.
S5: And Justin Bieber. At one point.
S4: Bieber came in eating subway and and just like, had
S4: a lot of swagger about him and was just you'd
S4: have to say objectively, if you didn't know that was
S4: Justin Bieber, you go, this guy looks pretty bored. And
S4: so was just chatting to dad and continued eating a
S4: foot long.
S5: And he said at one point he said, well, we
S5: were saying like, can we please just get some kind
S5: of rivalry going? And he said, bring it on, old man.
S5: And your dad went to go and jibe back and said, yeah, well,
S5: your breath smells like lettuce.
S4: More confusing than anything.
S6: It's the least smelly food.
S4: Yeah, it's a very neutral food.
S5: Um, anyway. Bieber.
S4: That's great. Where'd you see.
S5: Him? Japanese restaurant um in LA. On my way to
S5: the toilet, he was at a obviously a very good
S5: round table with just his mates wearing a beanie very
S5: high on his head. I was in a tent in
S5: the car park for overflow patrons.
S4: Were you.
S5: Really? Yeah.
S4: The common tent?
S5: Yeah. Beck was very disappointed. We booked the restaurant knowing
S5: it's a good one. And, um. Turns out.
S4: Tent in the car park.
S5: That was going through renovations, and we ended up in
S5: the tent. In the.
S4: Car. Was it a good tent? Like a yurt or a.
S5: No, no, no, no.
S4: It was not even a standard.
S5: Could have got it from Harry's wife.
S6: Oh, so more like a marquee.
S5: It was just a white marquee. Yeah. Um.
S4: Of which you were still allowed to use the inside toilets.
S4: You didn't have a portal or something.
S5: So you.
S4: Had. You were allowed inside to see what better people could.
S5: Prices were the same, which I would also.
S4: You haven't applied the car park discount. Okay, let's see
S4: if I can knock off Justin Bieber. Walking through Tribeca,
S4: a well known trendy neighborhood in New York City, home
S4: to both Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Robert De Niro, all three
S4: of them not in the same house. But that's the
S4: kind of people that live in. Yeah, yeah, to say,
S4: but Robert De Niro's not there. Kooky. Um, you know,
S4: spare room guy? Yeah. From what I understand, everyone's doing fine.
S4: And they got their own places. Who should I see
S4: strolling along? But none other than this actor with an
S4: amazing IMDb. Uh, spanning dozens and dozens of films. He's
S4: perhaps best known to this generation as a key character
S4: on Game of Thrones.
S7: Ooh.
S4: Playing a Lannister nicknamed the imp, he is of.
S5: Ah, Peter Dinklage.
S4: Peter Dinklage, Peter Dinklage.
S7: Well done.
S4: Game of Thrones and a global superstar. Yes, but.
S5: It's no beaver.
S4: It's no beaver. And my first thought was he does
S4: look taller. Off screen.
S6: Oh, they make him shorter.
S5: Peter Dinklage.
S7: Oh.
S5: Just a regular person.
S4: I look. To me, I was like, that is dead set,
S4: Peter Dinklage. But you can't deny he's quiet. He's not
S4: as short as I thought he was.
S8: What do you mean, he is?
S4: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but it was. He
S4: was his face.
S6: And he wins hands down.
S4: Really? And, I mean, it's been a been a big summer.
S4: And if you think people have been out there 24
S4: over seven, um, 12 weeks of mandated break, just pure
S4: pleasing you. They haven't they haven't just been pleasing you.
S4: They've been upsetting you as well. And it's time to
S4: check in with them. Everything is neat and practical. Cause
S4: that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset, Andy. God,
S4: there's some crackers that have been coming in. There's an
S4: upset Andy going on in my house at the moment,
S4: which you just on a day to day basis you'd
S4: sympathise with. So, you know, if you and I were married, Andy.
S4: Of which there would be some upsides. I'm not lying. Um.
S4: I think we'd have a great time if we were married.
S4: You know, physically.
S6: What's the biggest upside?
S4: Oh, just same wavelength, like golf. Just very relaxed.
S7: Yeah.
S4: Just super duper relaxed with calendars and stuff like. Yeah, sure.
S4: What do you want to do, mate? I'm just going
S4: to take off for a few days. Take five. I
S4: don't care. I'm not saying it would be, you know,
S4: but if we were married, there'd be other, obviously other issues.
S4: And I'd. You know, I'm very happy with the choice
S4: I've made. And so but at the moment we're going
S4: to in in six weeks time or so. We're going
S4: to Africa. We're going to Uganda, right as a family.
S4: Big trip. To go to Uganda, you need yellow. Yeah.
S4: And somehow it's fallen to me. I'm in charge of
S4: getting the family's vaccinations.
S5: Wow.
S4: Like yellow fever. You need to get into the country,
S4: and I'm organizing the visas. You would not be enjoying
S4: my updates. Of which kid has had what? Where we're
S4: at with the visa process.
S5: No.
S4: Lost the email? Don't worry. No, I am going to
S4: talk to the travel.
S6: Agent when we get to the airport. If I persist.
S5: With you doing that.
S4: I'm going to prove myself worthy. But the downside of
S4: getting the Ugandan visa wrong is us all at an
S4: airport in Uganda with them going, you're not coming in.
S6: Yeah, because it only takes one to be wrong as well. Yep.
S4: If it's mine, that's wrong and theirs is right, I
S4: think they'll go on without me.
S5: Speaking of upset Andy's and travel based. I saw a
S5: guy at the airport and one of his clasps on
S5: his bag, you know, wasn't clicking in, you know, to
S5: lock it. And I went, oh, I'll mail you. Your
S5: bags unclipped. And he went, oh yeah.
S4: Yeah, we did have a zip.
S5: Just walked off, you know, like.
S6: Sending it through the airplane.
S5: To send.
S6: It off. Checked baggage, checked baggage.
S5: And it just didn't have the clip thing.
S6: And I'm like.
S5: Oh, mate, the bag's unclipped. And he's like, oh yeah.
S5: And he just looked at me like, oh yeah, mate, whatever.
S5: And I almost wanted to chase it down the conveyor
S5: belt just to clip it in. I wanted to go.
S5: Hang on. Is it is it? It must be broken.
S5: But it didn't seem broken. It seemed like a perfectly
S5: new bag. It just seemed like he didn't care for it.
S5: And that made me angry.
S4: He would have been fine. He would have been fine.
S4: And God bless these people that are out there because
S4: we don't have time to check every class, man. You know,
S4: he's got time for this kind of stuff. We live
S4: in fast and loose. John. Ahoy to you.
S9: Ahoy, boys. And, uh, happy birthday, Andy. Hope you had
S9: a good party over in New York as well. Looked, uh,
S9: looked a hoot.
S5: He did.
S4: He did. Mandatory hats for everyone. Hey, John, is this
S4: you or someone else that you know?
S9: This is. This is someone else I work with. Okay, so.
S5: You're a bit more like me, John.
S9: I'm very like you. I'm very regimented. Organized. I like
S9: things in place, process. But, um, my colleague.
S4: Get you to do some visas for.
S7: Me.
S4: If you've got a bit of time.
S9: Happily, happily. Send it through. But, um. No, uh, let's
S9: just call her Izzy. And this is the lady I
S9: work with. Um, her and her friends. Whenever they go
S9: to a sporting game or a concert or something like that.
S9: And there's a group of, say, 10 to 15 of them.
S9: One person will buy all the tickets in bulk. And
S9: then instead of allocating them one by one to each person,
S9: bang group, dump all the tickets, all in all in
S9: a group chat. And then everyone kind of just is
S9: a free for all for tickets. So the first person
S9: that goes through is is fine because you know they're fine.
S9: But the last person he's at the gate, you know,
S9: scanning one ticket declined. Second decline all the way to
S9: the 15th. Yeah, it sounds like a treat.
S4: How fun. I mean, imagine how fun you are if
S4: you find out you're number 15 and you got it
S4: on the first hit you've had, you've had a fun
S4: little win. You're like, guys, I hit a 15 to
S4: 1 shot before I even got in to see Bruno Mars.
S6: Hey, John.
S9: Yeah.
S5: By comparison, I'm normally the one that's getting the tickets
S5: for everybody downloaded, saved, named, then sent individually.
S6: To people.
S9: On the same. On the same. Saved in a Google drive.
S9: It's all labeled all everything. But thank you guys. Hopefully
S9: you had a hoot out of.
S6: That.
S7: John.
S4: Self wrap.
S7: Up.
S4: He's out. He's got stuff to do. Hey um Geordie
S4: Geordie man he's a man. He's got some Geordie ahoy
S4: to you.
S10: Um, how are you boys.
S4: Yeah, very good mate. Uh, something to upset Andy.
S10: Well, while you guys were over, um, lobbying international governments
S10: about the fake mandated break. No.
S5: No fake. Hang on. No, no, that's.
S4: That's fake news. They've obviously got to you.
S10: I checked with elbow. Elbow said free country. Do what
S10: you want.
S5: Yeah. He's actually trying to rap hard for votes at
S5: the moment. He'll say.
S6: Anything.
S5: Election year.
S4: Um, but anyway. Yeah. During the mandated break. Yeah.
S10: Well, while back in Australia, back in Melbourne, there was
S10: a series of a couple of little heatwaves and I
S10: had a wet pile of washing. I don't have a dryer. Um,
S10: so I just took it all out in one big lump. Uh,
S10: threw it on the on the washing line, and it's
S10: 40 degrees and sort of. You've of 11. I figured
S10: it's going to get dry at some point.
S5: Hang on.
S4: So it was just a big old ball. Like a
S4: like an enormous spitball.
S8: It would have steamed.
S6: The clothes.
S5: On the inside. It would have been like manure.
S4: And that would have kept the outside fresh. Did it work, Jordie?
S10: It was fresh as a daisy came out. It was
S10: like it had just been at the dry cleaners.
S4: Yeah, I believe that, Julie. Well done. I think that
S4: people go way too far with the gotta peg it here,
S4: gotta stretch it out. It's gonna dry. Let just the
S4: air will do its job.
S5: No.
S4: Get a system taken down. Big clothesline. You know who
S4: is taking down big Peg? Pegs the peg. Industry. Want
S4: us to think we need 100 of them? We clearly don't.
S4: We just need the clothesline and the willingness to drop
S4: it all in one load and a 40 degree day.
S10: Think about the environment. No tags, no plastic.
S6: Thank you. Jordy.
S5: That's disgusting. Um. Ben. Ben, do you think you might
S5: have something to upset me?
S11: I think you'll actually probably like this one, Andy, because
S11: I know you love efficiency and saving money, so hang on.
S11: Be honest. How many minutes do you reckon Andy wastes
S11: per week measuring out half a grain of rice worth
S11: of toothpaste. Toothbrush?
S4: Yeah, we saw him when he bought it in those
S4: that time a couple of years ago and said, this
S4: is how much I put on. It was microscopic.
S5: As proven by dentists. All you need.
S4: Yeah. So, mate, I reckon he'd be wasting half an
S4: hour a week.
S6: You'd still be on that same tube that we did
S6: the test two years ago.
S5: Nah. Beck. Beck fiend for it. She goes double. And
S5: then often this little insight, for some reason, we've got
S5: this thing where one of us in the shower and
S5: one of them's out we go. Can I have a treat? Oh,
S5: this is weird.
S4: Can I have it? This is worse than I'm a
S4: little boy.
S6: What's. What's the treat? To brush your teeth?
S5: And it's. It's. The other person will put toothpaste on that,
S5: and you get to brush your teeth in the shower. That's.
S5: I know it's stupid. That's the treat. That's the treat.
S4: What a hoot. Don't you know it's awesome? I'm thinking
S4: of a birthday present at the moment. That's a great one.
S4: Got a little treat for you.
S5: So Beck said the other day. Can I have a treat?
S5: I put my amount of toothpaste on and gave it
S5: to her. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, that's
S5: not enough. I said. It actually is. We discussed in
S5: the podcast dentist.
S4: What a treat. A treat with conditions. Just do a
S4: squashed frog like everyone else. Sorry. Anyway, we're getting off
S4: topic here. Okay, Ben? Yeah. What's what's your toothpaste tactic?
S11: And I've got a simple solution for that exact problem
S11: where you've forgot the toothpaste in the shower. So once
S11: a month, you just squirt the entire tube of toothpaste
S11: just along your bathroom vanity. And just the last little
S11: bit that's left in the tube, you just put that
S11: on the little soap holder in your shower, and then
S11: twice a day you're walking past, you're brushing your teeth.
S11: You just take a little swipe.
S6: Brush your teeth.
S11: And if you've forgotten it in the shower while it's there,
S11: ready on your soap. Soap holder.
S4: You've got the portable.
S6: You don't actually do that.
S5: You don't actually do that.
S4: You squirt.
S8: Out.
S11: I've run the numbers on this. It saves you two
S11: minutes a week. And so Andy, at your hourly rate
S11: of a thousand an hour, that's an hour 45 saved
S11: a year. So that's 1700 net. And then minus the
S11: 200 extra you're paying on toothpaste, you're coming out 1500 ahead.
S4: That's 1500 bucks that you're missing out on per year.
S8: So what?
S4: What happens to the toothpaste? And by day, like 20? Yeah.
S4: Is it a bit dry?
S8: Go dry.
S11: Oh, yeah. But that just adds to the texture of
S11: the brushing. You ever been to the dentist? And they
S11: use the fine, granular sort of stuff in the little.
S8: Yeah. The polish. Yeah.
S4: It elevates it to dental quality.
S8: That's just the old stuff.
S11: A few hairs add to the flossing.
S4: What about all the other stuff that happens in the bathroom? Like, because,
S4: you know, a lot of a lot of stuff happens
S4: in there, and you see those things like, you know,
S4: on TikTok and Instagram about. No. But even just like
S4: when you flush the toilet, like, oh, yeah, aerosols that
S4: get puffed up into the air.
S11: Andy would be the only man in Australia that repackages
S11: his toothbrush into the little plastic case that it came
S11: in when he bought it each night.
S5: So I only do that when I'm travelling and.
S8: Say, let it, let.
S4: It fly, let it.
S8: Fly. One of the more.
S4: Audacious toothpaste tactics the world has ever seen.
S8: Saying.
S5: Guys, tell me whether you think I'm being unreasonable.
S4: No way.
S5: Beck and I were staying at Crown at the in
S5: the city for a function. Right? The hotel and Beck
S5: was off getting ready, hair and makeup. And I was
S5: watching the cricket in the room, and I got a
S5: text from her stylist. Just says, are you in the room?
S5: Are you in your room? Mhm. All right. Yes. He
S5: went great cos I'd like to come up and do
S5: a poo.
S4: Who wouldn't. And I said it's a wonderful hotel.
S5: I said no no.
S4: Has he got access to other toilets.
S5: Well I said no you can't. He's like I'm busting.
S5: I said, well go to the lobby. And he said,
S5: the lobby's public. It's like, well, a hotel rooms public like.
S6: And a lobby, a crown like that's, that's it's not
S6: a public toilet on the street. It's going to be
S6: a nice toilet.
S4: He said yeah. Great. There. The lobby hotel. Yeah. The
S4: lobby toilets are great there.
S8: Yeah. So he says top.
S4: Top.
S8: Notch.
S4: Or the casino floor or go to the. Yeah, go
S4: to the gym.
S5: Yeah, there's plenty.
S6: Of options.
S5: He said. You're being unreasonable. Just let me come up
S5: and do a poo in your hotel toilet. But hotel toilets,
S5: they've got adjoining doors. They're like.
S4: It's like doing it in the bedroom. Hotel toilets are.
S4: It's all one room. Let's be honest. It's a glass
S4: door smell. Doesn't respect a glass door.
S6: Yeah, especially if you're in the room. Yeah.
S5: So I said no. And he. And he's like.
S4: Mate, as someone that I have to schedule my hotel
S4: bowel movements so carefully as, like someone when you're on
S4: holidays or whatever with so like real like I rarely
S4: would I even go in the room.
S5: No, I'm a lobby guy.
S4: I think I've even talked about it before on the podcast,
S4: like we were on holidays one time and there was
S4: a gang of us, like a gang of men husbands
S4: that we realized after breakfast every morning. We were all
S4: meeting at the pool toilets because we knew what we were,
S4: knew we weren't welcome to go back to the room
S4: after having 3 or 4 Greek coffees or whatever, and
S4: we're like, oh, I know what's going on here. We're
S4: all the same blokes that have just gone for a
S4: walk before we go back to the room.
S5: Yes. So I say, no, where are you now? He
S5: writes back. I'm in Carrie Bickmore's room. He was doing
S5: her dress, darling.
S4: Yeah, right.
S5: And I said, well, do a poo in her room.
S4: Yeah, drop one a bit more. Sorry. On her account? Yeah.
S5: He writes. No. So I wrote back. I'll ask her
S5: and then waited. 30s wrote. I've just texted her. She
S5: said yes. She said, don't be weird about it though.
S5: And just just go in there.
S4: Don't don't mention this conversation. She'd actually like you to. Yes.
S5: I still don't know to this day whether that's happened.
S4: Well, he didn't come to you, didn't he?
S5: That was the end of the.
S4: Yeah. Odds are it probably happened in her room.
S6: And he probably just gave her some kind of silent nod.
S6: That's not addressing it verbally.
S4: I hope he just said, okay, you're all finished. You know, whatever. Like,
S4: here's the last zip. Yeah. And then went when did
S4: his business came out and just quietly said to her,
S4: all done. And to this day, she's like, why did
S4: he do that? Why did he do that? Got your
S4: message all done.
S5: And first show back of the year. And, um, last year,
S5: the show ended with a triumph. Um, for one Jack post.
S5: A lot of people have been emailing us direct messages
S5: about an update on this, but if you missed it
S5: and you first new to the show, welcome by all means.
S5: But here's a little recap.
S12: Previously on the Hamish and Andy podcast.
S6: I want a golf cart.
S5: Not like the one that you drive. The one that
S5: you remote.
S6: The one that you drive.
S5: Golf.
S6: Buggy? No. The one that you drive.
S4: Jack. They're like 15 grand, aren't they?
S5: We will look into this for you.
S13: Hey, Andy, it's Andrew from Club Car here. We'd love
S13: to help out with the golf cart. We'd only be
S13: able to provide one load due to expense, but hopefully
S13: you can understand that.
S6: I would be happy to accept one golf cart. And
S6: for you guys to not get one. Yes. Brutal.
S5: We saw a man stabbed two people in the back
S5: at the same time, which is difficult, requiring both hands. Yeah.
S4: Why did we let him back there with so many knives?
S4: But he got us. And he had nothing but the
S4: dreams of driving a golf cart in his. In his eyes.
S4: Number one thing I've been asked over the break is.
S6: Me too.
S4: How's Jack going with his golf cart? Um.
S5: It was club car and in golf and utility that
S5: came out and said, yes, we'll do that for Jack. Jack.
S5: I then text you the next day after and said, hey,
S5: the guys are ready to deliver it probably in the
S5: next week or so. When's convenient for you? And there
S5: was a long stall ham. And then I got a
S5: text message from Jack saying, can I call you to
S5: talk about this? So I was like, oh, is he
S5: going to ask what color, what kind of leather that
S5: is the seats like?
S4: Because where we left off, there was a boy giddy
S4: with excitement, even even in the face of logistical questions like,
S4: where will you keep it? You don't have a garage,
S4: let alone a carport. Um, how will it be charged?
S4: You already run a power cord outside the window of
S4: your house to charge the Tesla. So where where how
S4: else could you charge such a car? But it didn't matter, because, Jack,
S4: we should also point out to the. Because he'd figured
S4: out this loophole that if you live within two kilometers
S4: of a golf course, you are legally allowed to drive it.
S4: That's where it started.
S6: That's where it started from hearing that information.
S4: Well, like, well well played. Jack, you found the loophole.
S4: You called in your one big weasel ask. Well, I
S4: did everything right.
S5: I called Jack and recorded the Conversation. And, um, if
S5: people are wondering how much he's been enjoying his golf cart,
S5: this might give you an idea.
S10: Jack.
S6: Andy, how are you?
S14: Yeah. Good. What's up?
S6: I'm calling about the golf cart. And thank you again
S6: for all the strings you were pulling behind the scenes. Um,
S6: very appreciative, uh, to know that there could be one
S6: on its way.
S14: Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, it should be. It will be
S14: arriving soon.
S6: I'm in a very. I find myself in a very
S6: difficult place. I'm so excited to have one. But the
S6: more that I think about the practicalities of owning my
S6: own golf cart, it just doesn't make sense.
S5: That was the start of the call.
S6: I'm so sad I can hear in my voice. I
S6: was so sad. I'm so sorry.
S4: Also if. But so accept it. You know, like, I mean,
S4: you are the boss of this scenario here. You know,
S4: you lobbied so hard and you got it. I remember
S4: after we got off air in that last show, Jack
S4: and you were, like, so excited to get a golf cart.
S4: There was a moment. There was a moment where I
S4: said to you when we were talking about storing it,
S4: I said, well, I think it would just come with
S4: a cover. Like, you can just put a cover over
S4: it in your backyard, like you don't have to keep
S4: it in your house, which I think was one of
S4: the suggestions for a while. And I and correct me
S4: if I'm wrong, but it seemed like that was the
S4: moment where you went. Hmm, a cover. And you went
S4: like a barbecue? Yeah, exactly. But it's custom made for
S4: the golf cart. And then Jack said, yeah, I don't
S4: even use my barbecue because I can't be bothered taking
S4: the cover.
S6: Yeah. It does.
S4: And I.
S6: Felt.
S4: Like.
S6: It's got all that rain water on it and like,
S6: spiders are under there. So it does deter me from
S6: using the barbecue.
S4: And I reckon that's where maybe the first cracks in
S4: the fantasy began. Is that a fair thing to say?
S6: Yep, yep. It was that drive home from the podcast.
S6: I went from that happy at the last episode of
S6: last year, and by the time I got home, I thought, where?
S6: Where does this live? Where does it go?
S5: Well, the conversation continued.
S6: The main ones are I honestly don't have a garage
S6: or an undercover spot to put it, so it would
S6: be about building some sort of shed. Or I was
S6: looking at, um, polycarbonate online to see if I could
S6: build some kind of lean to on the side of
S6: my house. Every time I wanted to play golf, I
S6: would have to move my regular car out of the driveway,
S6: drive the golf cart down the driveway, move the regular
S6: car back in, drive to the golf course, and by
S6: that time, I already could have driven to the golf
S6: course normally.
S14: True. And they don't go very fast. I mean, even
S14: a kilometer at 20 k's an hour is quite like
S14: it'll be quicker to drive up. Yeah, particularly the fact
S14: that you have to rotate, you have to call Bianca,
S14: who's like managing the kids. And you're like, hey, darling,
S14: can you just move the car for me while I
S14: grab the golf cart?
S6: Yeah, I did the test. It added five minutes.
S4: Added five minutes.
S6: It takes two minutes to get there in the normal car.
S6: And at 20 K's an hour, I got down there
S6: in seven minutes.
S4: So you drove? Did you drive in your car? I
S4: drove 20 K's an hour.
S6: Yes.
S4: Wow. Please tell me you filmed that. Because just to
S4: see your face, even time lapse, to see your face
S4: getting grimmer and grimmer and more and more annoyed as
S4: it went on just to go. I've made a huge
S4: mistake here.
S15: The conversation.
S5: Continued.
S6: Since you offered it to me on the show. I
S6: have gone to bed every night thinking about it. I so,
S6: so badly want it and I'm so excited to drive
S6: it around, but it just does not make sense. And
S6: I can't. As a true weasel hearted man, I can't
S6: fathom the fact that I've. I've done all the weaseling,
S6: I've done the hard part, and now the present is coming.
S6: And what am I just going to say no to it?
S14: Is that what I'm hearing?
S6: I think I'm sending Santa back up the chimney with
S6: the presents. I can't, I can't believe it. I can't
S6: believe it either. I've done. I've looked at every which way.
S14: I made a lot of phone calls. A lot of.
S6: God. Well.
S14: It's okay. I think it's.
S6: I even talked to the golf course and asked them
S6: if they would like. Is there somewhere I could store
S6: it on the golf course? And they don't do that?
S14: It's also that you're not really having a golf cart,
S14: are you? It's not really yours. It's it's you have
S14: done the equivalent of a kid saying, I want a
S14: puppy for Christmas, but you don't want to take care
S14: of it, and you're finding it annoying.
S6: Exactly. And what? And kids accept the puppy, and then
S6: the parents find out during the first week that they
S6: have to do all the bits and pieces. Yes. And
S6: I guess what I'm maturely trying to do here is go.
S6: I don't think I can look after this thing.
S14: Yeah, that is mature maturity.
S4: This this is sometimes what people think. Like with the
S4: robot shoes that I bought, that, um. You accelerate. No, no.
S4: People would think, oh, hang on a second, but is
S4: it more annoying to charge them? Lug them around?
S6: Even even even strap them on? When you did it
S6: live at.
S4: Comic-Con.
S6: It took you a good ten minutes.
S4: No. Yeah. People think it can be. It can be frustrating,
S4: you know, in the time you gain by the walking
S4: part of your life now being accelerated to a slow jog.
S4: Is that worth all that hassle? For me, it's still. Yeah. That's.
S4: It makes great sense. You have. I remember I gave
S4: them away.
S5: Oh, that's.
S6: Right.
S4: I gave them to a guy who couldn't believe it.
S4: Then I couldn't believe I'd given them away because it
S4: was in the euphoria of the end of Hong Kong.
S4: And then I said, I'm lending them to you. I
S4: was like, mate, have him. And then he goes, really?
S4: I went, no, I'm lending them to you. He goes, oh, okay.
S4: I said, well, just enjoy him over summer and then
S4: I'll get him back at a future date.
S5: Which is.
S4: All. Put that down on something. Put that down for
S4: us to follow up this year.
S6: Then you got to get them back on from him.
S4: Get him back. I actually just remembered I gave him
S4: away because I didn't want. They were in my golf
S4: bag and they were so heavy. And your electronic.
S5: Drum kit from the guy we can't find.
S6: No, no, no. I know he's it's Martin or Martin's.
S6: I can like stuff.
S4: I need to get back.
S6: I can get to the bottom of that.
S4: Thank God, because the golf cart would have been given
S4: away as.
S5: It would have been.
S4: It would have been given away to someone else. And
S4: we'd be sitting here going, no, it's Eric or Edward,
S4: or someone's got the golf cart. Well, no surprises.
S5: The the conversation did end up taking a turn, and
S5: I think everyone probably predicts where it's going, but this
S5: is how it turned out.
S6: Is there any chance to get, like you mentioned off air,
S6: that there's these things like a golf buggy, which is
S6: a little remote controlled buggy that.
S14: Oh, God. I'm hanging up on you.
S6: Can I get that to club car, too? Those I
S6: don't know.
S14: All right. Good to chat. See you.
S4: Sorry. So you're still trying to leverage it at the
S4: end into another thing?
S6: I just hated the fact that I'd done the weaseling.
S6: We'd had the agreement, and now I was going to
S6: get nothing. And I've actually got. I thought of something
S6: over the summer that might be able to work because
S6: we gave club car all the like, cheers and said like,
S6: thank you, thank you club, car, club, club. We mentioned about.
S5: Coming with a list now.
S6: No, no, I just thought maybe because my, my.
S4: Local this is.
S6: A, I thought maybe a good way to solve it
S6: and I'm not taking the car. So they save money,
S6: but they got a whole lot of, um, promotion for free.
S4: Yeah, but that's just because you fumbled the pass.
S6: Would would they? My local golf club has club cars.
S6: Would they do like a voucher system where I don't
S6: have to pay for a golf cart and they just.
S4: Give me.
S6: Like ten, even ten vouchers?
S4: How much does it cost to hire a golf cart
S4: for $40? So you want to go to your club
S4: and go? Because I said the brand name of your
S4: carts a lot on a podcast, would you now negotiate
S4: with the company that gives us the golf carts, golf
S4: carts for me to ride around in them for free?
S6: No. The company, the company would issue a voucher and
S6: I would just have to give it to the golf
S6: club and they would know what it was. I wouldn't
S6: have to explain it to every.
S5: Voucher, just get money. Like what is.
S6: The.
S5: Point.
S4: Of.
S5: Confusing vouchers? It's.
S4: Just, you No, I've never heard anything more complicated in
S4: my life. Hi. Yeah. Um, my name is Jack, and
S4: I actually did a summer promotion.
S6: Coca.
S4: Cola on Instagram. So I know you're McDonald's, so, like,
S4: it wasn't I didn't do it for McDonald's. But I
S4: have a deal with Coca-Cola where I am allowed to
S4: drink as many Cokes as I want anywhere that sells them.
S4: And I have a letter from them because I did this. Yeah,
S4: it's an Instagram thing. So does that make sense? So yeah,
S4: I get up to $8 worth of Coca-Cola products per day,
S4: can be a fan day can be anything I want.
S4: But is that is that could you is your manager here.
S6: Because the voucher would just say they would just scan
S6: it and it would tell it in the system.
S4: What's this system? This system doesn't exist.
S16: No, the answer's no.
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